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# Yup
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:51, archived)
# Nice!
That's some serious chomping.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:52, archived)
# NYOM NYOM NYOM
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:00, archived)
# Reach for your guns, cowboy!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:02, archived)
# *spit*


*ting*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Sly Stallone is looking younger and younger... How on earth does he do it?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:44, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Now do the rest
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:45, archived)
# Mickey Rourke's looking pretty damned hot these days...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:52, archived)
# Jeez! that's some serious botox abuse.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:58, archived)
# I dont get it, what have you shopped?
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:02, archived)
# She had red hair and a green top before.
It was such a colour clash Chedge changed it.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Never play with compressed air, kids,
Or collagen for that matter.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:02, archived)
# I'll gest we'll never know!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:50, archived)
# CHEDGE
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:53, archived)
# Hooray!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:53, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:58, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Superb Moley!!

Have a *click* and a Beau Gest

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:00, archived)
# Hallo Ninj!
How tricks?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Knacked but chipper
Decorated my lad's bedroom all weekend. Erected new furniture Saturday.
Four hours to do it said on the tin...11 hours later...grrrrrr!!!

How's you?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:16, archived)
# Tinned furniture? Crikey.
We're all good. Spent yesterday watching cricket in the grounds of a stately home. Very posh affair...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:29, archived)
# GUEST
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:24, archived)
# there's not one part of this that isn't giving me the heebyjeebies
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:38, archived)
# i was actually scared myself while making it
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:55, archived)
# My god, it's like a playing card.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:08, archived)
# the Jack of Blobs?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:12, archived)
# haha
so true

I liked that film even though it is awful
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:28, archived)
# BORED!
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:34, archived)
# Oh dear so Mr Spoon moved on from the Heinz Beans model spaceship?
Edit: oh right there was actually a real missile called a Nike Ajax Rocket! hahaha the Internet is a wonderful thing
www.google.co.uk/search?sourceid=navclient&aq=0&oq=Ajax+rocket&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1T4ACAW_en___GB342&q=nike+ajax+rocket
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:37, archived)
# Think Flash Gordon
(Actually Flesh Gordon was the far better film).
(I helped save b3ta! Traducer, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:42, archived)
# Haven't seen that film in ages :D
just watching the clip on YouTube now
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:47, archived)
# Flesh Gordon is dead, is dead
Flesh Gordon is dead

what a blast from the past
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FilYgi_LZ_c
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:49, archived)
# I watched Flesh Gordon a couple of weeks back
I had to turn it off cos it was eating my soul with its awfulness.

And I love bad movies.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Woo! - Dispatch it
to bring back his body. Oh, and OPEN FIRE! ALL WEAPONS!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:42, archived)
#

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(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:41, archived)
# Fantasclick
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:43, archived)
# Ornella Muti
*drools*
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:45, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:51, archived)
#
FLY MY HAWKMEN, FLY
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:11, archived)
# for anyone following the phone 'hacking' stories


Blog & Archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:19, archived)
# haha
excellent as ever! The Murdoch empire's capacity for myopia on stories that they don't like is incredible..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:20, archived)
# the world is full of twats
bring back the stocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:24, archived)
# ^^
*honestly thinks it's worth considering*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:27, archived)
# I've been on holiday for a few weeks
and have witnessed this "woman throwing a cat into a bin" story from afar.. Makes you realise what a petty lynch mob mentality we have in this country.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:31, archived)
# I remember the effigies of David Beckham being hanged from lampposts.
The world will always be full of needlessly violent, ignorant morons, and we should humiliate them for our own entertainment.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:35, archived)
# the problem is
that in humiliating and insulting these fucktards, you join their ranks. The solution is to ignore them, and they will go away.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:42, archived)
# hmm
I think ignoring them just makes there be more of them
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:43, archived)
# I agree just ignoring these people will in some way justify their actions.
The woman who threw the cat in the bin didn't give a toss about the poor cat and the 15 hours of hell it went through, but of course the public backlash was more so because of the media hype, however if nothing had come of it she would have gone around thinking it's perfect normal behaviour to treat animals in such a way.

I don't feel in the least bit sympathetic towards her but that's not to justify the media circus that it became.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:54, archived)
# yeah, point taken
it's just when the death threats start, you realise how utterly retarded a large proportion of the population are.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:05, archived)
# It only seems like a large proportion because they are exaggerated by the media magnifying glass!
In reality a lot of people dislike this woman, but would merely give her a wide birth, a sore look or maybe the withering 'tut' of disgust. Death threats on the internet are 2 a penny yet we don;t live in a society were people are horrifically murdered because 4chan doesn't like them.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:11, archived)
# *issues B3TA fatwa*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:13, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:15, archived)
# This^
Down With Fanatics!

If I had my way with violent men
I'd simmer them in oil,
I'd fill a pot with bitumen
And bring them to the boil.
I execrate the terrorist
And those who harbour him,
And if I weren't a moralist
I'd tear them limb from limb.

Fanatics are an evil breed
Whom decent men should shun;
I'd like to flog them till they bleed,
Yes, every mother's son,
I'd like to tie them to a board
And let them taste the cat,
While giving praise, oh thank the Lord,
That I am not like that.

For we should love the human kind,
As Jesus taught us to,
And those who don't should be struck blind
And beaten black and blue;
I'd like to roast them in a grill
And listen to them shriek,
Then break them on the wheel until
They turned the other cheek.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:00, archived)
# Nice poem but I also like
"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing" Edmund Burke
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:05, archived)
# A fairly dangerous quote
As similar thinking was used to justify the Crusades, the Holocaust, etc etc etc. That said, there is some truth to it, but far too many people believe that 'justice' and 'vengence' are synonymous.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:14, archived)
# It's only dangerous if viewed out of context like what you are doing.
otherwise it's a wake up call for those who sit on their arse and celebrate just how liberal they are whilst Nazis and such round up people who are deemed as subversive. I always recall this quote:

in it's original German and then in English:

Als die Nazis die Kommunisten holten,
habe ich geschwiegen;
ich war ja kein Kommunist.

Als sie die Sozialdemokraten einsperrten,
habe ich geschwiegen;
ich war ja kein Sozialdemokrat.

Als sie die Gewerkschafter holten,
habe ich nicht protestiert;
ich war ja kein Gewerkschafter.

Als sie die Juden holten,
habe ich geschwiegen;
ich war ja kein Jude.

Als sie mich holten,
gab es keinen mehr, der protestierte.

When the Nazis came for the communists,
I remained silent;
I was not a communist.

When they locked up the social democrats,
I remained silent;
I was not a social democrat.

When they came for the trade unionists,
I did not speak out;
I was not a trade unionist.

When they came for the Jews,
I remained silent;
I wasn't a Jew.

When they came for me,
there was no one left to speak out.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:20, archived)
# And yet at the same time
It's a wake up call for the Nazis and such to round up people deemeded as subversive.

As for the quote, I've always been skeptical of the idea that people should help others because if they don't then noone will be around/able/bothered to help them. It's an intrinsically selfish view of morality (much like, to digress, most people's idea of 'karma' viz. "I should do something good so that good things happen to me").

People should not be opressed by fanatics, but a call to arms doesn't solve any problems.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Well doing nothing solves nothing
and if you do nothing until it's too late then, it's just too late.

Your quotes are about not letting the fanatics rule (mob rule in your first example) then you turn that from mob rule to dictatorial rule from an oppressive regime, so what you are saying is that they are the same. In fact what you are saying is that we should oppress mob rule, but that would require a force equal to it, a dictatorial regime if you will!

It's not I that's advocating any form of dictatorship, but we can not afford to wait until it happens before doing anything else it's too late.

The Nazis were allowed to rise to power under the banner of democracy, but all the time stating they would remove democracy should they gain power as Germany needed a strong leadership that wasn't watered down by democracy.

You start by saying we shouldn't allow the mob to rule, then you say we should do nothing about it else we become the dictators. We won't become the dictators we will only become cannon-fodder of the dictators if we do nothing.

Unfortunately Freedom of Speech is not a free gift to the liberal of mind, it has to be constantly fought for in both words and actions.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:56, archived)
# that... rhymes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:12, archived)
# Written by someone called Roger Woddis
Not me!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:15, archived)
# "As jesus taught us to"... ?
(eight year olds dude!)
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:33, archived)
# Nobody fucks with the Jesus!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:39, archived)
# that creep can roll, man
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:50, archived)
# I don't like your attitude


BURN HIM!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:37, archived)
# heheh
there ought to be a chart for 'Comparative Bastardry', updated daily, so we know who is worse out of Cat Bin Woman and Tony Blair (for example)
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:40, archived)
# Do it!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:44, archived)
# and another
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:29, archived)
# and finally..Police team investigating phone hacking are renamed...
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:31, archived)
# Bloody Excellent!
Just read about this. I'm not surprised Rooney didn't file for a gagging order, after all, he probably thought that would cost him extra.
(Narcotic-Nightmares, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:01, archived)
# i wanna se ya in a kia
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 9:56, archived)
# woops sorry
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 9:58, archived)
# Yay for Seam Mr T.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 9:58, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Hello
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:17, archived)
# Your favourite toys from childhood
First I asked for your suggestions. Now I'm sticking it in a poll to order it. Sorry it's HUGE and filling the board. Please vote.

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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 8:36, archived)
# What is the onomatopoeia for a Transformer anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 8:41, archived)
# You mean the transforming sound?
Sort of khree-khoo-khroo-khroo-khree

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 9:03, archived)
# Thats it.
Down to a tee!
(I helped save b3ta! D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:20, archived)
# damn!
no g.i. joe/action force :(
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 8:41, archived)
# sorry!
you'll have to vote for Action Man.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 8:47, archived)
# yup
that's what i resorted to
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 8:48, archived)
# I wanted to vote for
Giant Imaginary Rabbit.
What is my nearest equivalent ?

*Spots*
Ah, found it !
*Votes for Monopoly*
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 9:58, archived)
# hahha
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:14, archived)
# Can we vote for more than one?
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 8:41, archived)
# after a 30min wait yes
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 8:53, archived)
# Well THIS'll take a while then...
...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 9:10, archived)
# you got a book coming out Rob ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 8:42, archived)
# no
it's one of those I Spot things for E4.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 8:45, archived)
# hehe
cool
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 8:48, archived)
#
anyone who doesnt vote lego is crazy
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 8:42, archived)
# I don't want to swing the vote
but I'd be surprised if Lego didn't do very well indeed
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 8:48, archived)
# my dad built a dungeon out of lego to keep me in
the memories are too much
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 8:49, archived)
# ^ THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 8:51, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 9:03, archived)
# I'm probably crazy then
I voted for Monopoly.
Lego would've been my second vote if this was a PR Poll.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 9:54, archived)
# Lego has so many votes it's obviously won
so I'm voting for all my other favourites. I'll leave Lego till the end.
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 9:59, archived)
# Some of us are girls
and had Spectrums :)
(posthumous mince is tiptoeing through the tulips, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 21:20, archived)
# Mmm girls that can use computers.
(waxdart hello., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:19, archived)
#
My Mum used to read the code to me when i used to program my speccy from those mags ! (not THOSE mags !)
(SniffMyFingerUk Photoshop fiddler :), Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:39, archived)
# This is the truth right here.
I don't know anyone who doesn't like Lego.
(I helped save b3ta! deathsquirrel Oh dear., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 22:43, archived)
# Knex was better
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:28, archived)
# The Black Widow catapult
capable of firing a ball baring the length of the road and still smashing the green house at the end
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 8:48, archived)
# someone fired a pebble at the back of my head from 20ft with one
I can vouch for their power
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 9:23, archived)
# It was a flint to the front of my head
Still have the scar.
(Chicken Little This signature has been left blank., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 21:02, archived)
# i was never allowed one
probably a good call by my parents in retroflection.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:04, archived)
# I liked when the poll loaded one by one, and the board felt like it was sinking very slowly
(__, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 8:50, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE K'NEX
(__, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 8:51, archived)
# Oh.
What about 'balloon on a stick'.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 8:54, archived)
# OR A HOOP
...eeeh they don't know they born thesedays
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 9:05, archived)
# hoop? HOOP?
in mah day, all we had was a rock and swift kick oop the arse.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:09, archived)
# We used to dream about having a rock....
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:15, archived)
# I used to have a hoop...
...left it outside a shop and someone pinched it - had to bloody walk home!
(minimalist ..., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 0:42, archived)
# what about brick? :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 8:55, archived)
# I LOVE MY BRICK
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 9:28, archived)
# Or
Log ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 9:52, archived)
# It's better than bad
It's good!
(I helped save b3ta! Dervel OTBC, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 9:56, archived)
# What about FIRE?
that was an excellent toy
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 9:00, archived)
# ooh this!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 9:02, archived)
# What happened to the ZX Spectrum?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 9:01, archived)
# Oh wait nm I found it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 9:02, archived)
# I used to like playing with matches
burning schools and things :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 9:03, archived)
# Watching 'Transformers' last night...
I got quite taken with the excitement of what my car could possibly do. Needless to say the only thing 'Fiona' (my Fiesta) is liable to turn into, is a telephone pole...
(batboy ...is it beer o'clock yet??!, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 9:07, archived)
# Shit
I accidentally voted for toy microscope

Either that, or I subconsciously spent hours of my youth looking at things through a toy microscope. But really, how effective could that have even been?
(Ludacrust alliterated your monstrously magnanimous mother, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 9:28, archived)
#
things my cock and balls

;D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 9:38, archived)
#
does Girls' World include the Jeffrey Dahmer 'Nails' edition?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 9:29, archived)
# no dinkle?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 9:39, archived)
# I still play with mine
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 9:41, archived)
# best. toy. evah!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 9:45, archived)
# and it's very hard to lose
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 9:48, archived)
# My used to
disappear down the back of the settee regular. I'm not sure how it went in, it was so tight.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 9:57, archived)
# My lovely 48k Spectrum complete with DK'tronics keyboard
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 9:48, archived)
# oh yes!
clunkety clunk!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:24, archived)
# I used to play with my willy.
Still do to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 9:48, archived)
# I'm surprised that I can't see
Amanda Johnson (age 14 - circa 1977)
She was a VERY popular plaything at my school.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:08, archived)
# I voted and it said "Go back to wherever you came from."
That's a bit racist isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:08, archived)
# Hahaha !

(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:19, archived)
# Where's the Mask toys?
Mask was ace, I had one of the shit cars, but a friend had the red one, I'm boycotting this survey until Mask is added
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:08, archived)
# I will not contribute to your devious market research ploy
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:10, archived)
# i had the red car but as the only tv i was allowed to watch was shitty childrens bbc i had no idea what the background story of it was
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:11, archived)
# then you're some sort of cunt
I had some spazzy black cadillac that was never actually in the cartoon, but I had a centurion figure, despite only having seen the cartoon for that about 2 months ago
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:14, archived)
# haha are you jealous?
i could probably go find it in the big box of crap from my parents that lives on top of the wardrobe.

neee-ow! tiny plastic bombs away!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Yeah. Get it and break it.
Then post a pic of the damage just to upset the cat hater.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:20, archived)
# :'(
*sings 'memories'*
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:22, archived)
# those shiney bits on the doors that extended out to make wings were always really fragile
oop, ooooop. nearly... i wonder how far i can bend them....
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:22, archived)
# A friend of mine ahd it at the time, the temptation to kill hima nd keep the red car for myself almost cost me my childhood
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:21, archived)
# I had them all!
The kid with the messed up face, the biker father-figure...
My favourite was the Cher one. I used to fap on it.
(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:25, archived)
# My favourite toy was my cock.
Why isn't this on the list. I want answers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:23, archived)
# I doubt many people would vote for your cock.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:26, archived)
# Rubbish.
I would have and so would my wife. Well one out of two ain't bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:27, archived)
# *checks profile*
I would
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:27, archived)
# It's going to take too long to vote every half hour, so here's my list up front:
Friends and a good imagination (playing "armies" was the best)
Lego
Action Man
Battling Tops
Cap guns
Water pistols
Dart guns
Plasticene
Toy cars
Cardboard Boxes (to make action man spaceships out of)
Conkers (used to collect 'em from a tree & sell bags of 5 in the playground for 5p & spend the profit on beef flavour Potato Puffs).
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:24, archived)
# yeah
Cardboard Boxes
Sticks
Fire
Mud
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:28, archived)
# Old fridges...
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:33, archived)
# oh yes
Empty oil canisters
Old tyres
Dead things
Moss
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:37, archived)
# *Joins In*
Imaginary Giant Rabbit
Amanda Johnson
Fire
Log
Shovel
All five of the above together in a bowl of warm custard with Jenny Agutter*















*That was a great weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:35, archived)
# Oh yes now you're talking
mmm shovels
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:19, archived)
# That's good to know.
Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:35, archived)
# What is it supposed to be loading?
Can we not just have some links that say what they are?

Edit: I'm not sure www.palmnet.me.uk will thank us for the borking...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:48, archived)
# haha
yip - we've borked it

downforeveryoneorjustme.com/http://www.palmnet.me.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:54, archived)
# Ooh. Have we slashed and dotted all over them?

Hang on, they're back...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:12, archived)
# but they appear to have suspended referals from b3ta.com - oopsy!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:40, archived)
# That's probably wise.
I might ask them how its done in fact.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:50, archived)
#
my favourite toy was a Mini Poll Bar, not sure which one to choose now.
(Professor of Lesbonics remembered his password on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:59, archived)
# the 11th one
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:04, archived)
# I'm sure Poll Bars are smaller than they were when I was a kid.
I think there's less chocolate in them too.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Please give us the list in words too.
All I can see is a load of little "can't download picture" boxes. I have WiFi and I have hit reload and everything.
(racheinderbys, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:12, archived)
# Actually since from the comments Lego is on the list...
... and since I was still playing with Lego when I came home from university at Christmas times, I think it has to get my vote.
(racheinderbys, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:14, archived)
# I think if you ask a load of techy types for favourite toys
You'll always get LEGO, even edging ahead of the ZX Spectrum.
Because they're all just itching for the slightest excuse to go and buy some. As if an X-Wing Fighter or a minifigure Baywatch lifeguard isn't reason enough...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:22, archived)
# Well I was already an adult when ZX Spectrum came out...
... never had any electrical toys anyway.
(racheinderbys, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Uh-oh
"Account suspended"

Looks like palmnet can't handle the bandwidth :-/
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:57, archived)
# THEY CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:03, archived)
# NO TRUTH HANDLER THEY!
I DERIDE THEIR TRUTH-HANDLING ABILITIES!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:01, archived)
# As a girl ...
Mine might be a bit different. But my cheetarah doll made me question my sexuality and we did have all the star wars figures till my brother burnt the house down with them in it. I also loved my My Pet Monster which my daughter has nicked (although I have crawled into her playhouse to have a play with his handcuffs on occasion.
(Puckish, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:06, archived)
# Huge thanks
due to whoever suggested Red Bangers Brought Back from France, we used to have tremendous fun with them. They had short fuses and were very loud. My favourite thing to do was light them and throw them under my mate's feet as he drove along. Hilarity ensued as he cursed wildly and drove with his feet on the dashboard, one hand covering his knackers just in case. A real highlight, however, was throwing a large one into the security office at the stately home where I worked. More hilarity as all the alarms went off and seven police cars arrived. They were told it was a false alarm. Ah, those were the days...

Does anyone know if you can still buy them, or are the penalties for importing them too draconian?
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 20:48, archived)
# some kid blew up my neck.
I didn't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 22:03, archived)
# lego is shit
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 20:51, archived)
#
Did whoever listed "playing in a suitcase" go on to work for MI6?
(Sallow Stoat had a fall on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 21:26, archived)
# Am I the only one who remembers
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M.U.S.C.L.E.
(I helped save b3ta! Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:22, archived)
# I had a load of those guys...
I think my GF may be upset with you now,
I'm off to eBay... :)
(SD6 , lurking until:, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 19:17, archived)
# Where's ball in a cup?
the aim of the game is to get the ball in the cup, but dont worry if you fail, because the ball is attached by a piece of string, so you can just keep trying! Ball in a cup!
(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 3:05, archived)
# Mexico's favorite toy for over 340 years
And cleanup is as easy as catching a ball in a cup
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Had to be Transformers
Two toys for the price of one was a big selling point to my parents...
(SD6 , lurking until:, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 19:22, archived)
# suggestion
use a log scale for the histogram lengths, so we can see by eye the variation in the less popular toys. The lego bar is so long almost all the others have near-negligible size.
(haberman is singing in the changes, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 20:54, archived)
# I note that there are quite a few toys with 0 votes
So, even the persons who suggested them haven't voted for them.

I demand an explanation.
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 6:39, archived)
# Easy peasy
They submitted their suggestion, and then when someone else said "Dinky die-cast Thunderbird 2", they thought "Blimey, I'd forgotten about that one. That was definitely the very best toy in the world ever," and voted for the Dinky die-cast Thunderbird 2 instead, as all right-minded people would.
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:43, archived)
# My favourite toys were Bigtrak and a dead hamster
www.bigtrakuk.com/
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:34, archived)
# C64
deffo.
(brutal stack Raided the beeves of Apollo on, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 21:11, archived)
# where is it?
Where's hide the sausage? Me and dad used to play it all the time!
(madamcreative, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 22:23, archived)
# No Hornby trains?
It'll have to be Meccano then.
(Micklebring, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:39, archived)
# New glasses time
And now it's there. Bugger.
(Micklebring, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:47, archived)
# I love Astro Wars!! : D
we had a space ship tent, space men outfits with helmet and vidor and we'd play it for hours.. HOURS AND HOURS!
joy!
thanks for reminding me : )
good times
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 0:00, archived)
# Request
I didn't vote for it but can you change Metal detector to it's proper name of Treasure Wand
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 1:19, archived)
# Shopping trolley delusions...
Be honest, all those of you that clicked shopping trolleys:

Did you actually regularly play in shopping trolleys as kids, rolling down hills 'Last Of The Summer Wine' style, getting into scrapes, and having a lark, leading the life of a Just William character?

Or is the truth more like you stayed indoors as a child and played with lego, transformers, your computer. Learnt to program on your computer, masturbated, avoided girls but made up stories about how you were dead popular with girls in another school, etc... before finally when at university you decided to take the shopping trolley for a spin, fell out and looked mildly embarrassed, but look back at it as a great time through the mists of Students-Union-pound-a-pint glasses?

I know I definitely fall into the latter...

I wasted my youth.
(mongothemagnificent knows where you live, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:13, archived)
# Is it not 'Mr Splashypants' syndrome?
Or are there alot of Northehers here?
(SD6 , lurking until:, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 21:18, archived)
[challenge entry] here is a poem and a picture of the poem and the poem is in the picture.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 8:00, archived)
# it's fucking beautiful dude
*wipes tears away*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 8:04, archived)
# property shark sighted.
clown cat reporting.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 8:05, archived)
# i imagine he's owned by ronald mcdonald
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 8:10, archived)
# I love you

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 8:13, archived)
# Fucking epic
Textbook
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 8:51, archived)
# Romance isn't dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 9:37, archived)
# I love this
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:10, archived)
# This
is a work of art.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:35, archived)
# OH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This 100% Gold.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:02, archived)
# YES YES YES YES YES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:15, archived)
# splendid
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:49, archived)
# keeef
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 7:54, archived)
# <--- 4chan
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 8:49, archived)
# Side-splitting
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 9:02, archived)
# massive
sk1llz.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:49, archived)
[challenge entry] There But For The Grace Of God....
I'm shit at images.....



Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 7:47, archived)
# Jesus was Jewish
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 8:50, archived)
# Shhh!
you and your facts...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 9:11, archived)
# Well yes,
he was *originally * Jewish but then he became the first Christian. Number 1 - it's tattooed on the back of his neck.

Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 9:16, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 9:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Thought this might be a good time to pop in a limerick my dad once told me
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 4:21, archived)
# yuck.
(bonniekate, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 4:31, archived)
# Lady from Azores
was always the "Hitler" of all drunken poetry slams and limerick contests I ever heard...

so does that make you the winner?
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 6:23, archived)
# I'm trying to eat my shreddies here.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 6:41, archived)
# X__X
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 6:46, archived)
# NSFMonday Morning!!!
(Meagrom, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:49, archived)
# aww mann


i wasnt going to make the fire move and than i thought, ah itll only take a minute and then it took me forever. bigger.

sooperdooper
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 3:12, archived)
# nice job, looks cool
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 3:43, archived)
# Needs more flailing arms
But awesome as always!

Except for the missing apostrophe which makes baby jesus cry.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 3:48, archived)
# me and the apostrophe had an arguement and arent on speaking terms anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 3:53, archived)
# You could go to a desert in Nevada and do it there
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHnl6dWAkHE

thousands of freaks would watch!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 4:21, archived)
# I would answer
I'm all out of pee, sorry.

p.s. love your pics
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 4:34, archived)
# HE'S.. ON.. FUCKING.. FIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 6:21, archived)
# ...it's a trick.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 6:46, archived)
# well yeah, no fire I've ever seen had thick black outlines
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 7:20, archived)
# You're on fuckin fire!
NING SUPERDAVE, NING B3TA!

EDIT: I just spotted the marsh-mello... Pfffftttt
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 6:47, archived)
# is that a marshmallow?
(Roxon, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 7:10, archived)
# one of these days you're going to comment
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 8:56, archived)
# me?
im always commenting on this and that.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 9:04, archived)
# I like her
Fire Belching Clunge.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Hello thar b3ta
All proceeds from this limerick go towards preventing rhyme-and-meter crime in YOUR neighbourhood.

Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 2:29, archived)
# I hate to burst your bubble there, but that's a Xerox printer.
Lovely collection of words, however :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 2:48, archived)
# Haha
You spotted the deliberate mistake! You win the mystery prize....

It's a broken photocopier Xerox printer!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 2:55, archived)
# And Ottawa is a looong way inland (the Ottawa River is a tributary of the St. Lawrence)
But a click for making one line from a single word, and ignoring rhyme scheme and meter. Your namesake would be proud.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 3:00, archived)
# Psht
The photocopier was sucked up in the Pacific by a water spout and carried for hundreds of miles before being dropped into the St. Lawrence river, bobbing along for a few days before washing up on the bank. Didn't you read about it in the news?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 3:09, archived)
# Yes, of course!
The Sun nicknamed her "Dorothy"!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 3:27, archived)
# That's rubbish. It doesn't even scan.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 2:57, archived)
# Well of course it doesn't, it's been in the sea for years!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 2:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Matty73, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 1:23, archived)
# Kudos to you for two rhymes on one subject.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 1:27, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Matty73, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 1:19, archived)
# Mary was her name.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 1:20, archived)
# how does her garden grow?

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 1:53, archived)
# her garden is all overgrown
and the weeds are creeping up...muwahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 2:02, archived)
# Catbin was her game.
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:12, archived)
# "i" before "e"
except after CCTV
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 1:28, archived)
#
oh bollocks, yeah.
(Matty73, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 2:17, archived)
# more on the space monkey scoot

(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 0:45, archived)
# damn
Are you going to make a space monkey for this or will you find a real one?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 0:46, archived)
# ha ha !
il have to get jahled to borrow one for me
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 1:01, archived)
# Oh, this is great...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 0:48, archived)
# Scooterrific !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 0:49, archived)
# D you just make these as statue-type things
or are they used for anything else other than looking bitching?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 0:56, archived)
# this one is for a stop motion project
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 1:02, archived)
# :D
aces:

I got a little bit further than this into my stop motion project...

sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v231/60/64/289000888/n289000888_478827_9844.jpg

he got finished and I part built a machine.. then I found out my SLR, that I bought for the project, ddn't have a live video out.. which was kinda necessary... not got back to it.

I will though.. going to get at least one scene done by shoe horning it into the last year of my degree :)

EDIT: please link me to your vid when it's finished. I'm mildly obsessed with stop motion.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 1:42, archived)
# This is looking cool amoebaboy nice work
I like scooters
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 0:57, archived)
# do you think Aardman might be
looking for a claymation version of Quadrophenia? Cos if so, you da man....
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 1:12, archived)
# Cracking street battle, Gromit!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 1:23, archived)
# Nooo! It's the wrong scooter!
And it's gone wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 1:27, archived)
# it's possible...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ta7VHKGuoJY
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 2:07, archived)
# Good work!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 6:48, archived)
# Contrary to popular belief,

revealed!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:29, archived)
# i like your motorised buttplug machine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:32, archived)
# €7,20 to you, ma'am
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:33, archived)
# a bargain!
*orders*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:34, archived)
#
*identity thefts*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:47, archived)
# you wouldn't want to steal my identity
or do you actually want to be that disturbed?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:48, archived)
# can't be as bad as the one I'm currently saddled with...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:49, archived)
# well, the letters you'd get from the clinic would keep you amused
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:51, archived)
# Very nice
what program do you use?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:34, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:36, archived)
# Ooo expensive profeshunel stuff
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:38, archived)
# I'm not allowed sharp objects anymore,
well, not since the 'incident'.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:39, archived)
# Yes and proctology isn't cheap from what I've heard ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:41, archived)
# I have to pay a fortune for Ms Goebbels on a weekly basis....
I'm so sorry, too much information.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:45, archived)
# Well as long as it's fun for you.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:48, archived)
# Frankly, no.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:50, archived)
# help i'm falling into the cyberpunk
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:34, archived)
# cling tenaciously to my buttocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:35, archived)
# Oh, I bet you say that to all the...
Ah, yes. So you do.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:37, archived)
# it's got to work eventually, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:40, archived)
# The odds are with you, young Smash...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:44, archived)
# Smash, I think you're in there ;) ^
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:45, archived)
# well, i would
but i'd ruin him ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:47, archived)
# He's made of 3D Pixels
he can't be ruined
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:49, archived)
# oh, but i could try
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:50, archived)
# I think this has been proven beyond peradventure
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:51, archived)
# Hang on, let me get my zimmer frame
(and truss)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:48, archived)
# That kind of sexy talk will get you in trouble young man :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:50, archived)
# Young!!?!?!?
Bwahahahhahahahahahaha!

Oh, you poor deluded soul....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:51, archived)
# i'm suddenly feeling like a teenager
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:53, archived)
# if i'm lucky, i might get one ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:53, archived)
# Try 4chan.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:59, archived)
# nobody's THAT desperate
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 0:01, archived)
# Have you not had enough of those already this weekend?
/obvious

*Edit: Darn, too slow
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:54, archived)
# too slow, chicken marengo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:56, archived)
# *raises loaned Young Conservatives Hearing-Trumpet to deafened ear*
Eh....what.....?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:58, archived)
# come on, gramps, time for your meds
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 0:01, archived)
# Oh, alright then...
*shoots up on Night Nurse*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 0:03, archived)
# that bloody nurse gets all the action!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 0:07, archived)
# Well, now you mention it...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 0:12, archived)
# pfff!
g'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 0:15, archived)
# *waves*
Night!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 0:16, archived)
# I do believe that there is plenty enough power for all there . . .
Tesla would be proud !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:35, archived)
# That Nikola was a feisty devil, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:38, archived)
# My Herow !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:44, archived)
# It looks like something the Reavers would use...
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:45, archived)
# All they need to do is splash a little extra blood over it...
mmmm, Reavers....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:52, archived)
# very
Tron-esque Sir,

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:55, archived)
# *Recognises*
See what I did there, eh - eh?

Edit: Which reminds me...



(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:59, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:56, archived)
# I like that you're now NSFW....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 0:00, archived)
# looks like a borg cube without the sheet metal box
i mean that in a good way
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:59, archived)
# Naked Borg Cube....
mmmmmmm.......
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 0:01, archived)
# It should make an interesting sound
once I find the right bit to blow down
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 0:04, archived)
# I see your problem.
You have a wingle sprocket mis-aligned. Fix that and you're on your way!
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 0:18, archived)
# Dagnabbit!
*goes to search for appropriate adjustable spanner*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 0:20, archived)
# actual logging in just to say woo
so, um... woo

;)
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 0:23, archived)
# Ta!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 0:25, archived)
# any*
body fancy doing an exquisite corpse limmerick.

just post the rhyme words for the next person then once we get to five lines combine...

The first line ends: blue.


EDIT: *how rude! I'm fairly positive I typed "thass pretty much amazing" right there..
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 0:27, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 0:47, archived)
# I like all of that.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 6:06, archived)
[challenge entry] OK
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:41, archived)
# Thas a mighty fine bucket. Mighty fine.
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:42, archived)
# Big huh ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:44, archived)
# that's a KFC
it's a family-size bucket
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:48, archived)
# Pffft. Only time I ever ate at KFC was in downtown Mexico City, around 4am.
I had just landed and had only just changed to the local currency. So I didn't notice my bucket of chicken was rather pricy. Turns out I ordered a complete family meal, with a bucket of mashed potato and a couple of loaves of bread and everything. It was a strange night.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:51, archived)
# heheheh
i don't think i've ever eaten at or from KFC
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:53, archived)
# If you did indeed eat it . . . I hope for your sake that it was . . . "chicken" !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:56, archived)
# By 'a strange night', I take it that
the majority of it was spent in a none-too-pleasant 'washroom' for recovery purposes...?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:31, archived)
# It's chicken fillin' good !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:52, archived)
# What is it with men from Nantucket and them always ending up in limericks?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:48, archived)
# Apparently because of Nantucket's popularity it is used quite a bit in order to satisfy some sort of phallicies . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:54, archived)
# I LOVE BUCKETS
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:49, archived)
# best of all the water-carrying devices?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:53, archived)
# And you do not lie ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:55, archived)
# i love buck its NSFW :D
a.imageshack.us/img93/396/pussymintshermansm009.gif
(herman:D, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:55, archived)
# Now I see why you've added NSFW to your name . . . all the while I thought that it might be some sort of handicap . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:03, archived)
# I can't believe that the original is on Google Video without any 18+ warning
NSFW, if that wasn't obvious
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 0:54, archived)
# there was a reply here
but my nan took it
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:57, archived)
# How sweet of her . . . as long as she remembers where it came from . . .
s__________________p__________________a____________________n___________________g
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:00, archived)
# if it wasn't so big i'd fuck it.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:09, archived)
# The truck ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:14, archived)
# ye gods....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:31, archived)
# One never does know . . . does one . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:33, archived)
# You messed it up.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 6:49, archived)
# Who Smeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:46, archived)
# ceasefire
(I helped save b3ta! odfish Greetings Professor Falken, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:23, archived)
# I did something very similar
for a job that never really happened :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:25, archived)
# What, called an end to your 50 year campaign of terror?
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:34, archived)
# I suspect this is a fake there is no CDC motif on their banner
they are probably from 4chan or some other terrorist website!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:26, archived)
# Fuck me, a picture!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:29, archived)
# Shhhsh you might scare it away!
Careful!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:31, archived)
# well, they're not even remotely disturbing, are they?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:32, archived)
# Well I'm disturbed by what they are doing with their hands under that table!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:34, archived)
# that would certainly explain their smiles
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:35, archived)
# They remind me of these three:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPn7t0WMr7M
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:35, archived)
# hahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:36, archived)
# Hahah:D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic www.b3ta.com/board/10177363
(herman:D, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:43, archived)
[challenge entry] An egregious sinner repented
For crimes sick and demented
Such as taking a cleaver
to the tender young beaver
of a girl of the night that he rented
(hathat, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:57, archived)
# cool
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:58, archived)
# I think the 2nd line could do with a "that were"
and stick it on a picture maybe? (as I typed that I heard it in zoidbergs voice.)
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:02, archived)
# A picture, you say?
For the image challenge. Hmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:03, archived)
# whooop whoop whoop whoop whoop
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:04, archived)
# The claws can't flee like they used to!
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:09, archived)
# This could set some sort of trend!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:07, archived)
# It'll never catch on

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:13, archived)
# Perhaps I should suggest it as a compo idea
"Post us a picture you made!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:14, archived)
# Don't get all technical with me now
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:19, archived)
# Well in your case
"Post us an invention you made"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:20, archived)
# Blendercars!

It's a car, but also a blender*.

*Patent pending
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:22, archived)
# Smooth :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:22, archived)
# he could have used the word "both" that would work too
and a picture perhaps whoop whoop whoop whoop
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:09, archived)
# to hell with your spoiled baby, I need those shoes!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:10, archived)
# Once again, the conservative, sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:17, archived)
# Now Zoidberg is the popular one!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:18, archived)
# picture ? >
www.b3ta.com/talk/
(herman:D, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:07, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10177143

I like your limerick though.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:08, archived)
# Some words.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:08, archived)
# Go on, post a picture or I'll have a hissy fit

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:09, archived)
# It's quite refreshing to see a limerick that doesn't start with the word "There"
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:10, archived)
# There there therea there there there
There there there therethere there there there
There there therethere there,
There thereythere there
There there therethere therethere there there!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:15, archived)
# I feel oddly comforted.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:15, archived)
# Do another one.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:17, archived)
# There once was a there once was a there
There once was a there once was a there
There once was a there
once was a there once
Was a there once was a there once was a there
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:19, archived)
# And it rhymes too!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:19, archived)
# Hear, hear!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 0:49, archived)
# my eyesight must be worse than i thought
i can't even see that pic
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:12, archived)
# You're totally missing out,
it's a work of geniarse.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:22, archived)
# typical
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:31, archived)
# There was a young man named hathat
Who came onto b3ta to chat
But we all got quite sick
'Cos he posted no pic
And everyone called him a twat
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:17, archived)
# Not everyone called him a twat.
Myth busted.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:19, archived)
# There was a young pedant called Ttssattsr
Whose name was completely unrhymeable
:(
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:21, archived)
# It's pretty good though.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:29, archived)
# It is no measure of health
to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Here Is your Goddam Picture you Cr3tins
(hathat, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 0:17, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 0:28, archived)
# That showed em!
Nice beaver... hurr hurr hurr
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 1:46, archived)
# I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 6:51, archived)
[challenge entry] lined rawing


A dog with a head made of wood
rode a horse-gun-car with foxes foots
the monkey inside
though he'd already died
sighed a mouthful of spit on the hood
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:44, archived)
# I like this!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:47, archived)
# Thanks
I'm rather keen on it myself.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:50, archived)
# charrrge!
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:55, archived)
# Lions roaring?
This is good.
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:55, archived)
# thisi s cool
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:57, archived)
# Awesome
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:03, archived)
# Cor! Ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:08, archived)
# Nice:D
color in :DD
(herman:D, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:09, archived)
# Great lined !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:11, archived)

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