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The 126,399th London Bash - Earls Court

OK; we're packed to the rafters. If you want somewhere really cheap there's a place called
One Barkston Gardens and their number is 020 7373 4322

The rooms have now been allocated:


The Hedgehog From Hell
Mr. Pineapple
Lord Saccharine
The Great Architect
Professor Kenny Martin/ Jessie
Crazy Jude
Top up the tea
Captain Wow
Rotating Wobbly Hat
Tom O’Bedlam
Mrs. Trellis
Mr. Trellis
Mrs. Trellis’s mummy bump

All the directions, maps and addresses can be found here.

If you want any more info gaz me or email me on [email protected]

Lots of people have been asking me if they should bring anything for the BBQ and I think
the easiest option is if I buy everything and I'll just pop a box out if anyone want to
donate anything towards it (If you're short of cash please don't donate anything, I'm more
than happy to cover the costs).

On the Sunday I've been told that the Dr. Who Exhibition is on and it's about 30 seconds walk
from the hostel. So if people want something to do the next day I know there's
a few people going.

If you want to bring laptops etc there is wiffy and lockers in all dorms so that you can lock them away from the other thieving b3tards.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:44, Reply)
I'm there.
With my hair. And an eclair.

A bit like Fred Astaire. But not like Cher. BLEURGH.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:50, Reply)
I should have the courtyard finished by then!
It looks like a building site at the mo!

(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:58, Reply)

(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:01, Reply)
Well it would have been 4 foot deep in old beds and matresses with a huge shed the last time you were here
Just to get it to look like that has taken aaaaages!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:07, Reply)
cor blimey!

(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:06, Reply)
It's good to see the Christmas tree is still doing well though:D

(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:13, Reply)
cor, there certainly are alot of sexy new people on this list
since I last looked!

Looking to be a right little shindig :D

'edit' and yes, keep the xmas tree and decorate it!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:19, Reply)
That's done me 2 years that has!

(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:34, Reply)
'edit' 70 people? o_o

This is looking fookin' epic!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:22, Reply)
I agree :D
(, Sun 25 May 2008, 15:38, Reply)
I see a flaw in your BBQ
It is made of mdf
(, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:04, Reply)
very nice!
i think your bench needs going over again though....
(, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:08, Reply)
nice progress :D

(, Thu 15 May 2008, 13:23, Reply)
cor, it's like watching Sim City

(, Fri 30 May 2008, 19:52, Reply)
You'd fucking better be there with an eclair.

(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 9:01, Reply)
I shall pick some up.
You'll have to remind me though, you know what I'm like.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:44, Reply)
Get the man his pastry!:O

(, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 15:29, Reply)
It's the week after my birthday
but a return to Earls Court/London bash would have its appeals for various reasons so I shall do my very best to attend
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:52, Reply)

(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:55, Reply)

(, Tue 13 May 2008, 15:16, Reply)
I have to go to Italy the day after this, otherwise I would've gone. It's not fair.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:03, Reply)
Only just seen this
You bastard.

Shame my wedding is such a burden.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:01, Reply)
As if you need further proof
that marriage is a bad idea.
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:07, Reply)
provisionally up for this
but am possibly away.

And Earl's Court?

Earl's Fucking Court?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:05, Reply)
It's where the magic happens.

Do come, it'll be lovely. I'll buy you a pint.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:19, Reply)
What about me?
Will you buy me a pint?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:58, Reply)
Of course I will.
I probably owe you one! At least! I owe Afinkawan about 9.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:34, Reply)
Just to echo waspy...
...probably up for this. But...

Earls Court? I'm not Australian.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:22, Reply)
Coz I can put people up
and it's easier for me to atttend there plus it's central and the pub does cheap beer.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:27, Reply)
interesting definition of "central"...

(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:45, Reply)
It is. It's zone one!

(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:36, Reply)
provisionally me and the girlfriend
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:13, Reply)
I will come, and see what you orrible lot are all like in da flesh
mmm flesh
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:26, Reply)
We can see who's scarier:P

(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:36, Reply)
Hurrah, a scare-off!
I'll get my gurning pants
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:43, Reply)
/6'4" with a mow blog:P

(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:46, Reply)
Pfft, I'm more frightening than you are.
And I'm a foot shorter.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:50, Reply)
You're fluffy and lightness:P
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:27, Reply)
As are you!

(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:35, Reply)

(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:37, Reply)
I'm not at all scary
But I will be the shortest person there, almost guaranteed...
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:07, Reply)
we are the same height then
/short arse
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:52, Reply)
Reserve me a bed, son.
I should be able to make it, but as always, lots of things have to happen to guarantee my attendence... ;)

- Can we get the function room of O'Neills?
- What is the Chav factor of that pub?
- "EARL'S COURT"??? (No idea, just copying everyone else)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:29, Reply)
Yays most certainly sir!
No Chavs, last non post pub in Earls Court. I'll ask about the function room as I know some of the bar staff. If we get enough people it should be OK.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:35, Reply)
I thought you wouldn't be able to make this one!
It'll be 100% better if you can though.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:48, Reply)
The manager told the barmaid not to serve us our last round (I should say this was yonks ago)
(after we'd spent well over £100 of course).
When I asked him why he said to me 'Let's just say I don't like the look of your jewellery'.
I was wearing the usual nancy attire of the time, those stainless hoop things with the ball.
I complained to Bass Taverns as they run Compton's in Soho too. They sent me a rugby shirt.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:55, Reply)
You were wearing BCRs and he had a go at you for it?
Sorry, because of your sexuality? But everyone wears them!

Some people are just cunts. Poor you *hug*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:59, Reply)
I quite like the shirt. It's a 5 nations one. You can't get them in the shops.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:10, Reply)
I love rugby shirts, best things in the world for comfiness.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:29, Reply)
Yeah that's the no Chav policy:P

(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:22, Reply)
No, you don't understand - I'm asking since I look like a chav

(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:29, Reply)
THer;s a seperate bash for your sort in Essex:P

(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:58, Reply)
we don't like his sort round our neck of the woods thank you very much...
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:21, Reply)
I must admit..
...I'm rather looking forward to meeting this Earl chap, especially if he owns a pub.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:37, Reply)
How marvellous...
I'll try and drag Mrs. Doom along as well, she seemed to enjoy the one up in Birmingham...
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:34, Reply)
The London Bashes are the Holy Grail of bashes:D

(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:39, Reply)
...next to Derby of course :p

(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:40, Reply)
Twinned B3ta cities!:D

(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:50, Reply)

(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:38, Reply)

(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:39, Reply)
I'm a possibly
verging on probably
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:52, Reply)
That sounds like a yup to me:P

(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:53, Reply)
Change the venue & I'll be there.

(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:57, Reply)
What's wrong with the venue?!
Apart from not being in Ealing?:P
Sadly it being there is pretty much the only way I can be ther:(
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:00, Reply)
See my story up there^^
Admittedly this was a few years ago, however my experience of O'Neills pubs is they're a bit minging.
And they don't sell real ale.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:04, Reply)
They don't that's true.
But the whole place has changed. New manager and fantastic staff.
It now has the reputation as the last unpretencious pubs on Earls Court Road.
It's be great if you'd forgive them, as it wouldn't be the same without ya!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:13, Reply)
I like pretentious pubs
They go well with my wine and croissant
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:30, Reply)
Yeah but that's coz you're a cunt!:P

(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:56, Reply)
I'll have a think about it
while I place my toys carefully back in the pram
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:38, Reply)
Please do?

(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:42, Reply)
No real ale, What kind of a pubs is that?
Looks like I'll be on the cider or rum then, that stuff gives me a headache so try to be quiet in the morning...
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:21, Reply)
*packs one-woman-band kit*

(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:05, Reply)
*packs earplugs*

(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:15, Reply)
No cask? And they call it a pub? What sort of freakshow are they running there?

Looks like I'll be on G&T then.
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:47, Reply)
I'm there!!!!
If you can get me a bad, I dare say,I can come!!

London lol!!!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:11, Reply)
And what about a bed?

(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:14, Reply)
bad /bed.
My spellimg is very bed you know!!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:17, Reply)
That's OK
My smellings bad too.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:48, Reply)
WHAT FUN IT'LL BE!!!!!!!!!!!
you all get to meet ME! HEXACHORDAL! from the INTERNET!

(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:22, Reply)
Really? Oh that's dead good, is that.

(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:23, Reply)
Aah! *un-signs up*
But teh cap'n is going!!

*has to go*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:36, Reply)
bullying, online, serious business :(
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:18, Reply)
Aww *hugs*
I yam only joking.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:52, Reply)
In blatent disregard for my degree I shall be attending in the middle of exam period
so don't say i don't love you all
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:26, Reply)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:06, Reply)
Shitting yes.
London's only a 45 mins train ride. So consider me definitely there.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:10, Reply)
But how long will it take on your horse and cart?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:16, Reply)
45 mins to London, fuck all on the tube, and then finding the pub.
I'd have to leave kinda early too though to catch the last train.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:22, Reply)
Finding the pub is a piece of piss.
Leave Earls Court station at the Earls Court road exit, tturn right and walk about three minutes to Onealls.
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 8:57, Reply)
how comes you didn't make it to the sheffield bash in the end?
I was expecting to be schooled in how to drink.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:22, Reply)
Monetary issues. I was really gutted about that aswell.
But fear not, I shall be a drunken oaf this time!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:22, Reply)
Feckin' O'Neill's?

what the hell... I'll come along anyways ;)
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 7:42, Reply)
Coz I should be able to get their function room, plus as Oneills's go it's not that bad.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 8:38, Reply)
you'd SO better be there

(, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 15:02, Reply)
A london bash???
do my eyes decieve me?

You mean, I can stay within the M25 force field AND sleep in my own bed?

What's not to like?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 8:43, Reply)
you might see my socks

(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 8:48, Reply)
As long as their safe socks we're ok.

(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 9:03, Reply)
as in the way wot 13 year olds talk?
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 8:34, Reply)
wiv a barbecue as well:D
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 9:03, Reply)
nyom nyom
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 8:33, Reply)
My hideous groinal acne and occasional murdering.

(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:09, Reply)
I will be in attendance,
I might bring along my lovely lady too.
Thistle be my first bash and I'm thoroughly looking forward to meeting all you wonderful cunts in the flesh.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 9:57, Reply)
I'll need to look at train/flight prices
but should be able to make this one, can I have a bed please?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:54, Reply)
*pats mattress*

(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 11:50, Reply)
Butcher nee Wicks nee Beale?

(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 12:57, Reply)
that'll be the most humid mattress ever

(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 8:25, Reply)

She'll be serving at the bash, 'parrently
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 8:35, Reply)
A second one?!
(, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 21:06, Reply)
With all you gorgeous lot going I guess I can't say no.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 12:58, Reply)
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:18, Reply)
Are you coming on to me?

(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 18:19, Reply)
IN to you, yes.

(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:29, Reply)
i'll definately be wanting a bed or a box in th courtyard.
save a few beds, but only let female japanese students have them.

and if essential actually turns up i'll drink rum all night and bugger the after effects, although i wouldn't want to be sharing a room with me if i do.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 13:39, Reply)
if essential turns up, then I'LL turn up
if only to do a duet of 'Whispering Grass'
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 13:42, Reply)
Is that a TGA yes then?

(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:04, Reply)
And what am I - invisible?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:31, Reply)
Who said that?

(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:48, Reply)
if essential confirms he's going to swim the Atlantic to get here, then that's a 'possibly'
although it's in term time for teaching, so it's not likely to be a 'yes'
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:16, Reply)
But.... but... Archie!
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE! We could do our Humph's b'day/MC bash on the day after :)
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:59, Reply)
there are so many people going
you won't miss li'l ol' me :)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:03, Reply)
I'm all exited already.

(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:34, Reply)
any talkers going?

(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:08, Reply)

(, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:37, Reply)
We can hope not!:D

(, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:21, Reply)
I'm on main board and talk board


(, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:00, Reply)
We're nice, at least some of us are.
It can be a glorious experiment in inter-board relations.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:55, Reply)
but I'm a /boarder now, so nerr. :)
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:19, Reply)

(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:38, Reply)
AFter what happened to me at the Xmas bash
I fucking hope not!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:27, Reply)
Please share

(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:25, Reply)
bunch of fuckers
"Hello, I'm Joe Scaramanaga!

"Aaaahhh... you're /board aren't you?"


"OK. I'm just going to get my drink over there..."

(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 9:37, Reply)
/maybe if you'd spelled your name right when you said it they might have taken you more seriously ;¬)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 9:49, Reply)
i had a similar thing last week i n sheffield
just me and in vino veritas of /board
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:25, Reply)
its a shame
when people make the effort.

But I've had nothing but fluffikins from /board bashes. And when I've taken people they've always been made to feel welcome as well.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:53, Reply)
I did the xmas bash once!
never again!
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:00, Reply)
you have to come seb i haven't seen you in ages
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:25, Reply)
if I don't go down to see my daughter that week (and we have a timetable, don't you know)then at some point 7 yeras hence she will claim I owe her a car or something.

No really- I have fucked her off twice already this year in favour of b3ta, and twisted my Dad duties calendar responsibilities, I can't do it again, even for all you lovely fluffy folks...have fun lovely b3tans.
(, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 4:52, Reply)
You'll have other children!
(, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 16:21, Reply)
Aw, shame!
You take all the best pics!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:00, Reply)
best largest quantity...

shame to miss out but who knows what may transpire between now and then. Oh! I CAN....(rechecks calendar) yes, I CAN :-)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:54, Reply)
I'll still be in Singapore then :(

I will have to send along a duly appointed representative.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 14:34, Reply)
You know what
Even I'm pondering attempting to attend this one.


Okay, I've put my name down. May as well give it a go ;)
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:52, Reply)
*crosses fingers*

(, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 15:03, Reply)
Count me in
With Mr Trellis in attendance also, although that particular pub is one of his customers and he may spend a little time moaning....
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:58, Reply)
oh go on
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:38, Reply)
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:42, Reply)
How I'd love to finally come to a bash
but I think I'm away that weekend. :(
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:43, Reply)
Rechecked my calendar and I was going to be down in Cornwall
but I already frigged the weeks around to go to BlueStar's in Cov and what with the bank holiday on the 5th yada yada yada

Am able to come :-) super smashing great!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:53, Reply)

(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:38, Reply)
is that a cry of primal terror?
I'm not used to enthusiasm :-)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:59, Reply)
I shall be attending
As long as everyone's sensible.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:46, Reply)
we won't see you then

(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:53, Reply)
Well, I'll be there either way
But I may look on in silent disapproval
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:35, Reply)
I am always against enforced wackiness
so will join you in quiet disapproval of any such antics.

Unless I'm drunk.

Which I will be.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 13:35, Reply)
I'll do my best to make it
what a handsome looking crowd :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:50, Reply)
*grooms self*

(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 22:49, Reply)
i'm in
and i claim somewhere warm ie. the floor or anywhere
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 22:15, Reply)
Book me in

But not for a room.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 22:22, Reply)
And cor!
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:12, Reply)
oh hell
i never take up these things as I have a deep fear of getting there and not chatting to anyone...but fuck it, count me in, pop my bash cherry :)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:38, Reply)
There's enough gobshites on this list you won't have trouble there.
Or you can chat to me.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:11, Reply)
I'm a right nobhead, talk to me.
About CLAMS.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:21, Reply)
count me in buster! Sounds good!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:45, Reply)
I might drop in. Bitches.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 13:07, Reply)
This bash has now broken all records of sexeh
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:26, Reply)
I feel saddened
that London is not in Huddersfield.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 13:23, Reply)
Which is more reason why you should be coming down:P

(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:33, Reply)
he's waiting for me to confirm!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:53, Reply)
BTW, I've not been to one of these do's before
Is it customary to bring something? Badges, carnations, kittens?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:27, Reply)
Clothing optional.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:39, Reply)
Nudity + BBQ = danger

(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:45, Reply)
burnt sausages...
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:57, Reply)
And possibly some braised rump:D

(, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 18:02, Reply)
enough money for everyone
to buy all their beer
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:59, Reply)
Ballon animal balloons
Is always the favorite:D
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 12:39, Reply)
i second this question
do people bring their bits of skirt to this kind of thing?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 12:55, Reply)
Only if you bring enough for the whole class.

(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:00, Reply)
if by this you mean "yes, however do try to bring some slutty single mates too"
then this can be done...do you like chinese (women)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:43, Reply)
Yeah, but as soon as you've done 'em you're horny again 20 mins later.
/obscure food-related bad jokes blog
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:58, Reply)
Oh, yes please!
I like them - can I be cheeky and have two, please?
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:00, Reply)
I have an image of us all making a patchwork quilt together

(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:09, Reply)
Mine's invited...
don't know if she's coming though.

She's very indecicive. Or is she?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:34, Reply)
no fucking chance

(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:00, Reply)
Mine's coming, all the WAGs can be confused together!

(, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:47, Reply)
You mean force some whackiness?
best not.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:01, Reply)
is there crash space?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:56, Reply)
If you let me know you need it:P
To be honest, everyone that takes a bed cost me money, so not really.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:03, Reply)
so could we take the floor?
and how much is it for a bed the day after?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:43, Reply)
I can do £16.20

(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 12:38, Reply)
I can do £15. Top & bottom.
What are we doing?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:50, Reply)
£20, but I will make you a cup of tea afterwards.

(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:26, Reply)
Bacons or GTFO
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:23, Reply)
Tea, but I will give you a prostate massage for an extra fiver.

(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:45, Reply)
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 10:34, Reply)
HELL yeah.

(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:04, Reply)
I can do the night afterwards for £16.20
I think if there is floor space it should be at the disgression of the people who've paid the room.
For safety reasons I can't really do more than one a room.
(, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 10:41, Reply)
Not at the moment.
That doesn't mean that there's not a Londoner b3tard that has floor space.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:37, Reply)
if i can share the twin room with verity then i'll be there

(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:46, Reply)



(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:01, Reply)
promises promises

(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:32, Reply)
*heavy Noo Yoik accent*
Eyyy, Uncle Marks gonna makes yous goils STARS! *chomps cigar*
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:00, Reply)
Damn, I've had to rescind my attendance
diary clash :(
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:29, Reply)
Down with this sort of thing!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:22, Reply)
Next time, young sir...
I'll stand you an ale or three!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:16, Reply)
*sheds tear*
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:59, Reply)
Sorry, honey. It's an un-moveable one, I'm afraid.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:15, Reply)
That's alright- it'll happen one day!
Or if you're out and about and a small lady leaps on your back and kisses you on the head, that'll (probably) be me.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:21, Reply)
An un-moveable tear?
You should get that checked out.

Unless you meant "tear" as in "rip", rather than "eye-juice".
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:34, Reply)

(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:25, Reply)
I *may* be able to make it back for the Sunday

So, might see y'all after all
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:49, Reply)
seriously though, shame :(
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:15, Reply)
Its an outrage!
AN outrage, I tells ya!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:35, Reply)
haha, just the one then?
holy random capitalisation, batman! :P
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:01, Reply)
hello all
i can come to this as the wedding is the weekend before.

i will bring balloons..................
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 18:33, Reply)
Bring green ones, I wish to commission a hat please.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:47, Reply)
And a green dog/goastie/abstract concept:D

(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 8:38, Reply)
it has been done before
as has the shark/helicopter/bridge if i remeber
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:39, Reply)
I seem to remember...
...a Twin Towers construction with realistic burning paper aeroplanes, too.

I am looking forward to your ballooncrafting, my dear.
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:02, Reply)
Just a thought.
Who'd be interested in making this a yearly thing. Starting on the Friday and ending on the Sunday of the last weekend in June. Sort of a B3tastock type thing?
I don't want to overstep my bounderies as a b3ta member but it's just a thought.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:00, Reply)
That sounds like an excellent plan.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:50, Reply)
I like this idea

(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:06, Reply)
I'd be up for it.
We'd need music and a field though.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:26, Reply)
i'm all for it

(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:11, Reply)
Sounds bonza to me.

(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 9:18, Reply)
As long as
i don't have to sleep in a tent
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 9:47, Reply)
Last weekend in June would always be my birthday too - woo!

(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 10:59, Reply)
In June the prices will be 22 a night so I figured the end of May would be best.

(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:51, Reply)
why not wait and see how this year goes first
before making any plans?

just a thought.

After all, you may not want them all back a second year
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:20, Reply)
I'm used to backpackers!
Believe me, you don't get worse than that!
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:52, Reply)
last year for the Derby bash then I guess :(

(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:28, Reply)
i want to go to it more than once
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:55, Reply)
don't be daft :-)
it's a North-South divide :-) even if they were on the same night we'd be up wi' you and the Professor
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:34, Reply)

(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:06, Reply)
Well obviously it's hardly a competition!
The trouble is, if I did it after May I'd have to charge £22 per person. Late May is good as there's more chance of having a BBQ but any time in May is cool. Maybe ever the start of October when my prices go down again!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 14:29, Reply)
still sounds good price for
Earls' Court :-)
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 18:58, Reply)
That includes kibble!

(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 21:32, Reply)
Aww, thanks
And as the lovely Mmmdot points out, they're not that close, I just have my suspicions about whether people will travel to two events.

It'll be fine ;)
(, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 19:24, Reply)
May London!
October Derby!
Two annual events!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 20:08, Reply)
I reckon we could get away with it since they're far enough apart time wise :)
(, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 19:23, Reply)
I'd do both

(, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:53, Reply)
Birmingham, February.
(, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:30, Reply)
Should happen!

(, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:52, Reply)
(, Sun 25 May 2008, 15:44, Reply)
I'll be there
you horrible sods.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:24, Reply)
*dances* it'll be much more good then.

(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:27, Reply)
And your little dog too?

(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:52, Reply)
does anyone going to the may london bash need some software
they sell pirate software here in brazil from shops on the main street. It is well cracked and so far i havent been disappointed. they charge 10 reals (about £3) per CD, and 20 real per DVD. they have pretty extensive lists. i could bring some back with me if there are any takers.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 19:52, Reply)
Isn't that what uTorrent is for?:P

(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 21:33, Reply)
Last time I put a pirate cd of software in my machine it was FULL of trojan horses
so no thanks.
(, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 9:20, Reply)
Wow the micirles of modern science huh?
lots of hosses on one disk!
(, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 15:33, Reply)
SuperMatt is going.
you can stick it up your arse.
(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 11:52, Reply)
What a nice thing to say!
I was goig to get the Jaffa cakes out as well!
(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 17:52, Reply)
Go on then, I have officially signed up
and it is looking likely :)

RIGHT! It's booked. You buggers better all turn up now
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 19:57, Reply)
i sort of feel sorry for riverghost if we all turn up to his place at once
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 20:57, Reply)

(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:41, Reply)
I enjoyed welling people there were people coming that didn't want to be on the list! I'll have to make someone up now!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 10:06, Reply)
I'm in
although I shall probably be lost because the picture doesn't show Earls COurt.....
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 8:42, Reply)
I'm in!
though my tattyshop skills may be are poor, I'd like to think my drinking skills are better :o)
unlike the xmas bash, I'll actually turn up to this one...
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 10:46, Reply)
Beer and barbecue?
There's no way I wouldn't be there! :D
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:49, Reply)
Well there would be if I didn't give you the address:P

(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 21:34, Reply)
oh hell yeah...
i'm up for this! Apparently sharing a room with TGA too!

(, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:22, Reply)
hey this looks nice. I'll be quite happy to sleep sitting in the corner of a room
if anyone'll have me.
(, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 12:45, Reply)
i know someone who'll have you

(, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 15:03, Reply)
i was going to have to pull out, but i got the dates mixed up, so i don't have to cancel! anyone wanting to share a dorm with me, be warned; i have a habit of wearing nothing for bed....
(, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 12:58, Reply)
i can live with that
apart from i may be in a hotel somewhere else. although i'm not sure yet
(, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:23, Reply)
i forgot to mention
i snore, too.
(, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 12:43, Reply)
Screw it you bastards!
I chuffing well hope that Dr When will come though! I want a rematch!

(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:29, Reply)
you kiddies and your games!
*shakes aged fist*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:24, Reply)
I forgot about that one!

See you there. Shall I bring heavy weapons?
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:06, Reply)
looks good to me, count me in

(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 2:01, Reply)
You've changed your tune.
Someone put the screws on ya?
Singing like a canary?
Knees up Muva Braaahn?
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:03, Reply)
Ava binarnah!

(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:39, Reply)
Is that off of the Old Spice advert?

(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:46, Reply)
Most excellent!!
Yet another Legend!!
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 20:14, Reply)
Don't tell Heather Mills
She's always looking for a new end of a leg!
(, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:25, Reply)
I'm gonna sex you up
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 23:06, Reply)
This looks good for me
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 12:19, Reply)

(, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 21:03, Reply)
A /talker who likes to troll /board.
This should be fun.
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:16, Reply)
A /boarder who likes to troll /calendar.
(, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:06, Reply)
And who the fuck are you, tosser?

(, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:24, Reply)
Well I for one look forward to your witty repartee

(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 16:48, Reply)
just an idea`
have you thought about warning o'neils and see if they will provide free food or what not? I would happily chip in if we need a deposit.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 14:16, Reply)
We're getting their function room, says ghostiepoos.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 18:10, Reply)
Well it would appear that I
and my trusty cohort
Bruce Planet will be
making a STAR guest
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 20:54, Reply)
Both of you?! Aces.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 23:48, Reply)
You're come dressed as Maggie Simpson when she have that starfish romper suit?
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:43, Reply)
I'd love to see The Bun in a starfish romper suit :D

(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 16:44, Reply)
Ah you haven't seen his pay to view site then:P

(, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 12:27, Reply)

(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 12:24, Reply)
i'm a-coming!

(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:26, Reply)
Rolls out lead carpet
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 16:14, Reply)

(, Mon 5 May 2008, 12:27, Reply)
I'm going to see tokyo police club in nottingham this weekend, so you'll be spared the worrying drunken transvestite danger.
(, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 10:27, Reply)
Flight booked.
I shall be there very early on Saturday morning so I offer my BBQ setting up expertise
(, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 12:14, Reply)
more Dixy for meeeeeee
(, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:57, Reply)
It should be a brand spanking new gas one so it should be pretty easy:P

(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:37, Reply)
And I'll be there too!
Probably lurking in the corner...as per usual on the board :D
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:49, Reply)
looks like i'm going to be somewhere in Pennsylvania now
which is only slightly further west than earl's court.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:10, Reply)
You wassock
If you're flying from T5 you may as well not bother.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 11:48, Reply)
i have an exam the morning of this now
so i shan't be down until about 7-8ish but rest assured i shall be there. unfortunately i miss the bbq but i'm still in for helping with breakfast if needed
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:30, Reply)
I'm now getting worried:P
This is going to cost me hundreds:P
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:53, Reply)

(, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 21:29, Reply)
this is looking immense...a whole month of GTA4 and then this...may is going to be the best
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 21:29, Reply)
i notice that i have been billeted with chaps despite my request for a room with the ladies, what's the prof got that i haven't?
as it's been at least 20 years since i bedded down with chaps and am a little rusty regarding protocol, do we still have to compare penis sizes and are burping and farting contests still compulsory.
i also notice you are concerned about out of pocket expenses, tough shit!!!!

happy to bung you a few quid extra, as i'm sure will most folk. only a few mind you.
(, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 17:00, Reply)
What the Prof has that you don't
is the lovely Jessie is his lady (haven't you been checking out the bash pool pics?)

Re- protocol, these days blokes compare frag counts, car stereo output power claimed figures and stories about lady b3tans who they claim to have had knowledge of- the winkies should be kept safely out of sight. Burping and farting are of course MANdatory.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 9:48, Reply)
You'd better not fart in the sexy room, young fella me lad.

(, Mon 5 May 2008, 12:22, Reply)
I shall bottle it
and save it for a more humorous occasion...
(, Wed 7 May 2008, 16:33, Reply)
You know when you were a wee dixon and you had your height measured on the wall against your siblings?
It's like that with willies.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 17:09, Reply)
as yet i have never wee'd on dixon
i live in hope.
(, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 16:28, Reply)
I don't understand what is going on here. O_o

(, Mon 5 May 2008, 12:23, Reply)
*signs up*
(, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 10:49, Reply)
*Freezes in midstep, wearing fisherman's hat*
Oh shit, who told ivesb?
(, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 11:58, Reply)
*leers at dixon*
(, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 13:40, Reply)
*happy dances*

(, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 14:50, Reply)
(, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 17:07, Reply)

(, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 21:48, Reply)
Sorry I need to pull out and come on your tits
we got a move date for the 29th so I won't be able to get down in time.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 17:08, Reply)

(, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 22:30, Reply)

(, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 8:29, Reply)
Well we may as well CALL THE WHOLE THING OFF!
(, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 9:08, Reply)

(, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 13:21, Reply)

(, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 17:05, Reply)
you gay

(, Mon 12 May 2008, 21:36, Reply)
i really should go..
..but im a coward..
(, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 17:27, Reply)
oh g'wan!

(, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 8:29, Reply)
Don't be silly!
We hardly ever murder people anymore!!!
(, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 13:21, Reply)
We don't?
Bugger. Cancel my booking. :)
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 4:50, Reply)
i just wanted to express my joy at the room allocation
(, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 15:02, Reply)
Yeah, I remembered you wanted to be in a girlie room
And we all know kenny's a girl:P
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 13:02, Reply)
*sexes in the fuck*

(, Mon 12 May 2008, 21:37, Reply)
Does anyone fancy going to the Doctor Who Exhibition on the Sunday?
My Train home isn't while 3.30pm, and I thought I may go.You can book tickets online here If you wish to come along.We should set a time to go, and get the same tickets.

Just a thought. I know there are a few Dr Who fans on B3ta.
(, Fri 2 May 2008, 18:02, Reply)
hmmm maybe... my train isn't till 5:30...

(, Sun 4 May 2008, 11:40, Reply)
The Dr. Who exhibition in Blackpool was over-priced shite.

Best part about it was the burnt-out skeleton of the original K9, rescued from a fire.
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 12:26, Reply)
I seem to recall it was £8
and had a fair amount of original series gumf which would leave new-series fans a little disappointed....they're everywhere now, there's one at Lands End also.

p.s. it seems there's been a juggle and we're now dormies, am I going to have to cover my eyes to not see Capt Wow forcing you into a mock marriage ceremony and insisting on having her wifely duties fulfilled? :-)
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:11, Reply)
No, but you might want to tape your bum cheeks together.

(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:01, Reply)
Is he serious? Is he kidding?
tune in next month kids.
(, Wed 7 May 2008, 16:31, Reply)
... when the swelling goes down and the bandages come off.

(, Wed 7 May 2008, 17:19, Reply)
I just let out a real ha ha ha ha office lol then
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 20:14, Reply)
We had a grand time...
at the Doctor Who Exhibit at Earl's Court. If you try to go in from the Warwick Rd side, they'll make you walk around, so approach from the Brompton Rd side if feasable.

Mrs Thanatos, Les Petits Mortes and I had just spent several days in Cardiff and had visited the DW exhibit at the Red Dragon Centre across from the Millenium Centre. The Earl's Court Exhibit is waaay better. My only complaint is that it doesn't pay enough respect to the original series.
(, Sun 25 May 2008, 4:53, Reply)
That's actually 30 seconds walk from her as well:)

(, Mon 5 May 2008, 15:51, Reply)
i have decided to get with the spirit of the bash
despite being 16,904 km away!
(, Mon 5 May 2008, 16:06, Reply)
Please send a full sized Zank cut out to the usual address.

(, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:03, Reply)
sorry guys i'm going to have to drop out
damn money problems
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:45, Reply)

(, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:03, Reply)

(, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:09, Reply)
Yeah OK ;)

(, Wed 7 May 2008, 13:18, Reply)
i have yet to meet you
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 21:36, Reply)
Oh fuck it
I'll go
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 10:11, Reply)
i'll put myself down
as a possibly maybe attending teh bash
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 21:28, Reply)
The more the merrier:D
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 12:08, Reply)
...it's a free weekend, and I've not been to a Londinium bash before... I wonder if I can make it?

I'd like to be there.

Where, exactly, is the bash? Can I get postcodes an' shit?
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 11:29, Reply)
How's this for a prompt reply:P
It's in Earls Court and all the details are here which has much mouse over goodness!
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 11:35, Reply)
Go on then...
...you talked me in to it, you silver tongued romeo.

I'm there.

Hotel: Booked.
Train: Booked.
Shoes: Shined.
Hat: From stock.
Gin: From stock.
Hookers: Pending.

Anything else I need to worry about? Is there a dress code?
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 13:36, Reply)
Ohhhhh my lord.
If you're coming I might have to dress up.

*flees to wardrobe muttering under breath*
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 14:57, Reply)
...if you're coming, please dress in as little as possible...
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 15:49, Reply)
Pasties and a smile it is, then.
I do have my eye on some wonderful Jolly Roger ones.
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 16:33, Reply)
I just came over all funny.
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 17:27, Reply)
That's definitely the correct response.

(, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:30, Reply)
You came over Orphan Annie?!

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 11:22, Reply)
Not yet...
...but give me ten minutes and I'll try again.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:13, Reply)
Living in London
Makes it my duty to go to this, doesn't it?
(, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:49, Reply)

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:01, Reply)
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 18:14, Reply)
i can't come now. :(

Cor, just think, Cunting for Agatha still hasn't been drawn live in the nation's capital - i'm surprised it's still standing to be honest.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:24, Reply)
:( *glums*

(, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:48, Reply)
Cancel the other thing please.
(, Thu 22 May 2008, 8:49, Reply)
boo :(

(, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:15, Reply)
This saddens me to my very CORE

(, Sun 25 May 2008, 22:08, Reply)
I've just bought my tickets to get there.
(, Thu 22 May 2008, 13:08, Reply)
brilliant news!
we can watch ROACHES. CLIMB. THE. WALL.
(, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:15, Reply)
Notes to self:
-Prof KM will probably show his willy for 50p
-Geoff the Clownfish will do most things for ale or gin

(, Thu 22 May 2008, 16:34, Reply)
-Tom O'Bedlam will have to sleep sometime

(, Thu 22 May 2008, 16:59, Reply)
That's what the rohypnol is for, you silly sausage :)

(, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:02, Reply)
I reckon we should get £30 or £40 in 50p pieces
Eventually, he'll stop timing and just leave it out. AS IT SHOULD BE.

The world would be a better place if all the boys wandered around with their todgers on general display.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 9:13, Reply)
This is whatI keep telling the police
but they insist on arresting me all the time
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 9:58, Reply)
And what do you do for 50p?
PS, love the sig... one of the best songs evah!
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 9:58, Reply)
Most things
grand song indeed :D
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:45, Reply)
i can't fucking make it! my financial backer* has dropped out at the last minute, for no other reason than she's being cuntish.

*mum won't lend me the cash after promising me she would.
(, Thu 22 May 2008, 22:42, Reply)
Are you fucking kidding me?! You're one of the people I most want to meet!

Ohhhhh no :-(

You will be missed.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 9:11, Reply)
that makes me feel slightly less shitty
*manages a weak :)*
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:49, Reply)
damn shame
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:49, Reply)
i'm trying to sort it to go to the derby bash in october.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:13, Reply)
Oh noes :(
They're dropping like flies

Big shame..
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:45, Reply)
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:14, Reply)
i'm so pissed off by the whole thing
that i've just had a ciggy for the first time in 4 months :(
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:25, Reply)
bad smash :(

if you smoke after an argument they always win :(
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:12, Reply)
Oh Noes!
Such a shame!

Bloody mums!
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 20:23, Reply)
The Future Mrs Scaramanga has confirmed she will be keeping an eye on me accompanying me to the Bash.

Best behaviour from me then
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:10, Reply)
There seems to be an alarmingly increasing number of /talkers signing up for this.
Be warned. You'd better be fluffy or we may return the compliment:
See replies to Wormulus up there ^^^
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:48, Reply)
I was thinking that nametags in some form might be a good idea (since so many people are going)
Maybe we could also make little star of davids for the talkers?

/Hull in a handcart
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:43, Reply)


Ok some facism
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:48, Reply)
Well they can;t withstand out musk!

(, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:51, Reply)
Shut the fuck up Geoff.
This isn't 1950s America.

They're not a different breed of people.
(, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:09, Reply)
A /talker who's also a MASSIVE CUNT told me to shut up
I'd better listen.
(, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:31, Reply)
Fucking hell. Grow up
(, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:20, Reply)
'Ignore the main boarders'
Well that seems like a step forward.
(, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:27, Reply)
Curses and damnation
The Planet has deserted me for a new(ish) girlfriend and a new job in Edinburgh.

So it will be me alone...although with a thoroughly ripped to shreds muscle connecting my thigh to my groin I'm looking most doubtful at the present moment.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:04, Reply)
Oh noes!
Poor Bun :(
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:58, Reply)
boo, and indeed, hiss
hurry up and get well
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 17:02, Reply)
i have magic healing hands*
if you can hobble along i'll have that sorted in a trice, but please shower first.

*may contain a certain degree of untruth.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 9:09, Reply)
Last minute and that...
can I come? Is there anywhere I can sleep?
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:07, Reply)
Yeah if you look up the top ther's the contact number for a place round the corner.
Alternatively you can try the Court Hostel on either www.thecourthostel.co.uk or 020 7373 0027
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:49, Reply)
We're back in the US, having finished the family holiday on the 17th. We had a great time in London (again) with one exception - The Apartments at #59 Longbridge Rd, right there in lovely Earl's Court. The bastards took an extra ₤35 for linens for the roll-away and promised us a delayed checkout time of 2pm. Not only were there no linens provided, but when we returned to finish packing and clear out, our luggage was piled in a corner. What wasn't in the corner was in a bag for the rubbish. Thus far, they haven't replied to my request for a refund, so if anybody happens by there (it's just up the road on the left) and were to do something amusing, photos would be appreciated.
(, Sun 25 May 2008, 4:42, Reply)
Longridge Road:P
Yup all the places there are a rip off .
(, Sun 25 May 2008, 15:03, Reply)
have fun kids
i wont be there
(, Mon 26 May 2008, 11:43, Reply)

(, Mon 26 May 2008, 13:05, Reply)

(, Mon 26 May 2008, 14:46, Reply)
i'm a cunt all the time
and i have other plans, soz

(, Mon 26 May 2008, 15:13, Reply)

(, Mon 26 May 2008, 15:11, Reply)
A /talk bash?
(, Mon 26 May 2008, 15:12, Reply)
I care for this even less.

Well done.
(, Mon 26 May 2008, 15:15, Reply)
been here almost 6 years,,
probably about time i came to a bash...
(, Mon 26 May 2008, 17:32, Reply)
I'll get you a walking frame:P

(, Tue 27 May 2008, 8:28, Reply)
can you make sure theres a southern comfort
optic attached to it please? :D
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 9:04, Reply)
anybody want to sort out
a dorm or a double/treble room lest we annoy people who may want early nights at other hostels?

send me a gaz.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:26, Reply)
I just checked the booking engin of our sister hostel.
This is what is available

Click on the image and it'll pop you onto the booking page.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:57, Reply)
EDIT: I THINK I'M SORTED, SORRY. I'll sort out the room if I can get confirmation from some people
I'll sort out a triple; will order when people confirm.
1. GrandmaOfShoes

(, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:10, Reply)
Someone bring a pack of labels and some markers
i can't be fucked to learn anyone's name

(, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:08, Reply)
We could have a "speed bash"
Like speed dating, you get 2 mins with everyone, that way everyone will meet everyone.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:55, Reply)
that is not a stupid idea, i like it.
However, might be like trying to herd cats!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:23, Reply)
i'll give YOU a speed bash
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:24, Reply)
*Gets in line*

(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:00, Reply)
*bashes without mercy

(, Fri 30 May 2008, 9:24, Reply)
Here's the thing though,
with bashes, you've known everybody so long, it's amazingly easy to put faces to names.

Every bash I've been to, I've recognised everybody within minutes. It's weird, but easy.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 22:35, Reply)
I'm not sure
there's about 20 names that I regularly chat with, but i can't often remember what i've said to whom! Which can be embarassing. We are all b3ta!

I think i'll recognise around 10 people.
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:46, Reply)
I am writing my name on my t-shirt
And bringing pens so people can scribble on me in return. This may end in tears, but hey!
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 22:52, Reply)
I will try
to make a surprise entrance
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:54, Reply)
Bring all your supply
of dancing cats :-)
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 18:06, Reply)
I am jealouses.

(, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:52, Reply)
Send me your picture and your comment and I shall print it out an put it on the wall with the others.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:29, Reply)

Dixon had an emergency appendectomy on Monday. He's alright, I've spoken to him, but he's only going to chance flying if he's sure he'll be alright.

Thank fuck he's ok, I've been very worried for a couple of days.


(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:38, Reply)
Aah bless. Glad he's ok tho'.

(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:57, Reply)
there's brave and soldiering on
some antibiotics and it should just be a gnawing pain where they keyhole-surgery-ed him, I'm sure he can pull through and make it.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:02, Reply)
Well I'm just glad he is OK. All the coolest people have appendectomies!!!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:06, Reply)
poor lad :(

(, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:16, Reply)
i wondered where he was.

It'd be such a shame if he couldn't make it because he's the tip top of tip toppery.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:37, Reply)
Oh dear!
I shall cross my remaining appendices in the hope he recovers (I have two special ones for processing kebabs and pies).

Hope you can make it, baldy! It's been AGES.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:13, Reply)
Get well soon Dix if you're reading this
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:24, Reply)
Get well soon Dixypoos.

(, Wed 28 May 2008, 18:54, Reply)
all of the above Dixon, get well soon

(, Wed 28 May 2008, 18:58, Reply)
but i hope he gets well soon and i will make special balloons in his honourand everything

Are there any spanish peoples or people who speak spanish going to the bash? i may have spanish person with me or meeting me there...
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:32, Reply)
I've got a bit of vocabulary but my grammar's shocking.
We'll manage fine.
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 9:28, Reply)
ella está embarazada
= she is pregnant

which I always thought was a bit odd as it sounds like embarrassed
(, Fri 30 May 2008, 11:21, Reply)
I can say
Satan is in my backpack
Look at me
Listen to me
Where is the brothel?
Where is my donkey?


One beer please.
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 9:31, Reply)
the missus is pretty fluent, but shy.

Better at german and italian.
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:37, Reply)
I can say "My Hovercraft is full of Eels" in Hungarian, if that helps?

(, Thu 29 May 2008, 21:11, Reply)

(, Thu 29 May 2008, 22:29, Reply)
my gf is fluent - plus heavy Andaluz accent
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 21:28, Reply)
it was to be expected
bloody drama queen.

get well soon dix'
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:24, Reply)
Ah bless you Cappy and bless you all - and Tiny Tim.
I just got out of hospital and I will unfortunately not be able to fly tomorrow morning to London. :( I'm not really in a fit state to make that journey just yet - and apart from everything else, I'm not allowed to drink alcohol for at least a week :(((

Please raise a glarse at some point in the evening for me (or for those who don't like me, you can celebrate me not being there).

2 pics for you to print out and look at while eating at the prebash BBQ:


I am most upset about the whole thing and will miss you all.

(, Fri 30 May 2008, 11:31, Reply)
wow, nice tidy job they done
you're absence will be very strange.

(, Fri 30 May 2008, 12:36, Reply)
I can't make the bbq
But if I bring pennies can I has bbqed veggie sausage in bun at pub? Otherwise will feel sad. Me like bbq muchly.

Note to self - this kind of talk sounds cuter coming from a kitten
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 10:10, Reply)
Sort of...
It looks like they do food (PDF), yes, but I have selective blindness when it comes to vegetarian dishes, so I can't comment on your freaky lifestyle choices.


Oh, and apprently "discerning drinkers named O'Neill's as THE place to go for a pint of the black stuff"... by "black stuff" I think they mean "the world's blandest kegged stout".

Who are these "discerning drinkers"? The International Federation of Acute Dysgeusia Patients?
(, Fri 30 May 2008, 10:01, Reply)
We could go to this on Sunday...

I don't think anyone's got their cock out yet, so it could be a b3ta mass-arrest first!
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:40, Reply)
This HAS to be done
diplomatic incident plz
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:24, Reply)

(, Fri 30 May 2008, 22:34, Reply)
You're going to church and you're going to like it young man!!!
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 22:40, Reply)
maybe we should!

*shines shoes
(, Fri 30 May 2008, 9:24, Reply)
Erm... OK.
This one? Is it very far from Earl's Court?
(, Fri 30 May 2008, 9:56, Reply)
this one
(, Fri 30 May 2008, 10:24, Reply)
this one
(, Fri 30 May 2008, 11:48, Reply)
this one
(, Fri 30 May 2008, 12:24, Reply)
I like...
...this one the best!

It's got glue, steaks, stuffing for vintage Chesterfields - what more could you ask for?
(, Fri 30 May 2008, 14:22, Reply)
Or 'BBQ' as I call it here:P

(, Fri 30 May 2008, 16:45, Reply)
I so want to go...
and originally put my name down, but after a mad night last night at a much nearer venue in Stratford-upon-Avon, I'll have to leave it this time.
(, Fri 30 May 2008, 16:15, Reply)
Damn you Shakespeare!!!

(, Sat 31 May 2008, 8:20, Reply)
am en route!
slaters, yeah
(, Sat 31 May 2008, 11:23, Reply)
I have the gazebo up as bad weather looms!
(, Sat 31 May 2008, 11:45, Reply)
arse, is it going to rain?
it's looking pretty grim in Slough

and I haven't even seen what the weather's like
(, Sat 31 May 2008, 13:20, Reply)

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