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The dangers of internet dating...

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:47, archived)

You are an inspiration.

Genius.

(envelopes, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:48, archived)

Awwwwwwww!

He's hoping for love and everything. that's really sad :(

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:50, archived)

ya know

i too found it honestly a twitch depressing. (mechawoos, though)

(joeyramoney oily yellow discharge, Wed 31 May 2006, 22:13, archived)

*sob*

Damnit, musta got dust in my eye.. *cough*
Most woosomly done.

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Jimmer still not dead at, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 2:29, archived)

aww

that's truly depressing.
woo

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Milkman Dan, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:52, archived)

fatties are doomed to be unlucky in love

top stuff

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:55, archived)

hahahahahaha

BBM?

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drunkenoaf, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:56, archived)

oh no!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 30 May 2006, 14:03, archived)

Nooooooooooooooooooo!

Its a trap!

(Darth Penders, Tue 30 May 2006, 14:29, archived)

oh noes!

poor squeeker

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Shedside, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:38, archived)

Awwwwwww

Poor little fat mouse! Woo!

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:04, archived)

Hahahah

This is just like on AOL when I pretend to be a 10 year old girl.
OMG Ponies!!11!one.
- Martijn Uittenbogaard

(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Wed 31 May 2006, 12:29, archived)

lol

that mouse is pwned bigtime!

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:02, archived)

I know that mouse!

(to the left of the fireplace)

also, woo!

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:18, archived)

YOU MUST BE FAT

love it - have my first woo in a while: woo

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:07, archived)

love it!

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lemonhead, Wed 31 May 2006, 16:03, archived)

Hahahahaha

That's fab! Class too!

Here's some retribution ...

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Wed 31 May 2006, 21:13, archived)

Brilliant.

Woo, yay, and houplah, I say!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 May 2006, 22:40, archived)

That is one of the saddest things I have seen.

One can only imagine the emotions going through the poor wee mite's mind when he realises the awful truth. I am going to need some therapy to get over this.

(danielrendall, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 22:09, archived)

Moody Blobcat (first time touching ham!)

Excuse the utter shiteness

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:37, archived)

I remember my first time

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 30 May 2006, 13:38, archived)

Hows you mr badger o' ninjainess?

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:39, archived)

I could be better.

Yourself?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 30 May 2006, 13:39, archived)

Had a final hand in today

One more on friday and im almost done.
Haveing a very bad hair day!

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:41, archived)

I believe they say, "w00t."

As for the hair, stick a hat on. You know you want to.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 30 May 2006, 13:42, archived)

I usually wear a hat

but with long ahir it doesnt really work, especially since its got all puffy and frizzy!
Need a cut.

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:44, archived)

I know the feeling.

Going to go eat. Ta ra x

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 30 May 2006, 13:52, archived)

hehe

lovely, and only 14k! Fantastic

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Milkman Dan, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:39, archived)

Hahahaha!

What?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:39, archived)

Funkeh!

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:40, archived)

Blobcat does look moody

*keeps distance*

Noice work

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:41, archived)

Having a bad hair day

And the mouse in my room, as well as whatever's stuck in the chimney has been keeping me up all night again.

Looks like ill be crashing at my friends house again.

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:43, archived)

Is it Santa?

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:53, archived)

Yay!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:43, archived)

what exactly is 'ham touching'?

(fishthecat "Flirtinis all round!", Tue 30 May 2006, 13:47, archived)

Look here...

www.4rthur.com/dict.php?letter=H

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:49, archived)

aaay-thankyou!

That's cleared that up then. :)

(fishthecat "Flirtinis all round!", Tue 30 May 2006, 13:51, archived)

Tesco Value Tennis.

(envelopes, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:27, archived)

supoib

click :)

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Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:28, archived)

yeah

and congrats on shedding that L and becoming a beautiful butterfly

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:28, archived)

needs more Russian norks

(Baby P with the angles in hevan, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:29, archived)

and more cowbell

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:32, archived)

COME ON TIM

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Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:32, archived)

*comes on Tim*

sorry didn't see you there

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:33, archived)

GO TIM!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 30 May 2006, 13:39, archived)

more magnets

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Milkman Dan, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:32, archived)

ooh hello

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:32, archived)

hello

have we met?

(Baby P with the angles in hevan, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:33, archived)

I thought you may have been my long lost brother or something

or are you an earlier model of me?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:35, archived)

I'm the cheesier version

(Baby P with the angles in hevan, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:36, archived)

and less ginger . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:36, archived)

I have a detachable red outside bit

(Baby P with the angles in hevan, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:38, archived)

Can't get much less ginger than me

so he must be the anti ginger

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:38, archived)

Hahahaha!

Yeah! Right!
Arf! I'm gonna stop soon, it's getting boring mindlessly abusing you . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:46, archived)

haha!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:52, archived)

its you from a parallel dimension?

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:37, archived)

hehe

very good

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Milkman Dan, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:29, archived)

Come on Tim!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:32, archived)

*looks down*

*looks up*
*looks down*
*gets stuck in infinite loop*

woo!

(asdfasdfasdf, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:32, archived)

haha!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:32, archived)

wyh

(FAQ, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:55, archived)

*looks down*

*looks up*

*clicks*

*looks down*

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 30 May 2006, 14:00, archived)

you talented bastard :)

hahaha

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 30 May 2006, 14:08, archived)

FP it hard

*wobbles*

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McBadger COW, Tue 30 May 2006, 14:21, archived)

Thanks to the mod who FP'd it!

(envelopes, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:03, archived)

Exam time you say?

this game used to keep me busy for ages. who needed GSCE French anyway.....

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hmmm cheese, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:15, archived)

Bah

As someone who has spent the last two months in study carrels in a university library revising for finals, I still don't get it. I look left. It tells me to look right. Right tells me to look left. Am I supposed to look left right left right left right till I collapse, dizzy? Gay graffiti is much more entertaining.

(boristheflorist, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:21, archived)

That's

a geniune laugh out loud right there. Superb.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:58, archived)

yay!

the most funny tesco value post ever!

(teasus likes tea, Wed 31 May 2006, 9:41, archived)

New balls please

Blimey, that's better than Wimbledon. All we need now is some Tesco Value Rain to go with it and we're ready for June.

(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:00, archived)

And why not...

(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Wed 31 May 2006, 18:16, archived)

heheh

fab :)

(leoZ, Wed 31 May 2006, 10:00, archived)

pfffft

ELL OH ELL EXCLAMATION ONE ELEVENTY EXCLAMATION

that is actually very funny

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:51, archived)

haha! love it

congrats on the FP! :)

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mugatu, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:04, archived)

hahahaha

holy crap thats pure genius!

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noodle monkey the cheese junky, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:35, archived)

Nice!

A nice variation on the standard pub toilet tennis game. Every pub has it on their toilet walls, surely?

*Toilet Tennis - look left* (on the door)

You get the rest.

(Pete Tranter's Sister, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:28, archived)

Nice!

Would work better as a horizontal gag. Still good though.

(Parkingtigers, Wed 31 May 2006, 15:36, archived)

...

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collapsibletank procreates, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 19:25, archived)

:-)

Very clever!

(sionnach, Sun 4 Jun 2006, 3:09, archived)

HAHAHA!

GENOIS!

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CTVadim Eeeeasing back into it., Sun 4 Jun 2006, 22:15, archived)

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:26, archived)

hahahah

nice try at blending it in too ;)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:26, archived)

best I can do with my laptop glidepad

might redo it with a mouse later if I can be bothered

as anyone who witnessed my isketch debut will know I can't use a glidepad, wish I had a screenshot of my picture of Ali G

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:28, archived)

i hate glidepads

hate hate hate

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:51, archived)

Hahahaha!

Great.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:26, archived)

rofl!

genius! muchos woo for thee sir!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:27, archived)

hehe

bindun at least twice, but yours is very smart!
More magnets!

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Milkman Dan, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:27, archived)

like this?

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:30, archived)

hehe

spot on

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Milkman Dan, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:32, archived)

HAHA!

yes!

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:44, archived)

pfffft!

inspired.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 30 May 2006, 14:06, archived)

hahahaha

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 30 May 2006, 14:08, archived)

hahahaha!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:29, archived)

i suspect my SU is overrun by b3tans

the posters for the quiz are overed in otters and puns

this = woo by the way

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eponymous Oh!, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:34, archived)

Otters are the new kittens

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:35, archived)

This is so so so so s os o sososososososososooooooooooooo

true.

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Jobe, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:44, archived)

Noice!!!

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:44, archived)

*belms*

(General Arfarfarnarf He who hesitates, Masturbates!, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:23, archived)

hahaha

that flicks the wobbly bean

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gravytrain, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:26, archived)

ahaha! Grand!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:26, archived)

I love how she's saying

rerr, rerr, rerr

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:27, archived)

haha

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Milkman Dan, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:27, archived)

Pffft!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:26, archived)

Surely bindun????

Topical anyway at least...

(Leenis is cool., Tue 30 May 2006, 13:22, archived)

haha

*flids*

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:22, archived)

haha

took me a second.

too fucking tropical every other bloody tv show is about teh bloody codez

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:23, archived)

RIS?

(Pachey, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:24, archived)

noon Pachey

how are you?

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:25, archived)

good thanks, yourself?

(Pachey, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:36, archived)

Da Vinci had the uplaod codez?

(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:24, archived)

all of them!

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:24, archived)

haha

well done pull up a kitten etc

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 30 May 2006, 13:24, archived)

hmmmmmm

ooooooh! i would give you some woo, but an actual thalidomite told me off for laughing at my friend calling another a flid....
so nicely done

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:24, archived)

the da vinci chode

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:24, archived)

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I hate the Da Vinci Code..... revenge soon....take out everyone...

www.b3ta.com/board/5953487

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entropy_uk www.andrewtatham.com/blog, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:26, archived)

haha

great stuff

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Milkman Dan, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:25, archived)

oh dear

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:30, archived)

hahaha

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:43, archived)

quick n dirty

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 13:32, archived)

fliddy cent?

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:37, archived)

Pre-coffee Kat.....

Advice: don't say a word....not even 'good morning'.....
Edit:

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:13, archived)

touch my fire

la la laa lala laaa

yeah, ermm... great! woo!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:14, archived)

Mmmmmmm!

Gusset . . .

Woo!

EDIT: Do you live with someone who isn't a morning person, perchance?
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:14, archived)

'scuse me ?

I'm busy with lunch at the moment.

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:20, archived)

Sorry!

as you were!
Hahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:27, archived)

hahahahaha

smiley =)

(coRPse blast off to adventure, in the year 400 billion, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:27, archived)

that really grapes my squildo

*fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap*

can we have scarlett next?

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:15, archived)

^^yes, this.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:17, archived)

took the words right out of my groin

(KiDaPoT pads it out with socks on, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:19, archived)

woo

that's excellent. You've really captured the spirit of mornings.

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Milkman Dan, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:15, archived)

pre-colombian art?

tis much of a wooness.

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halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:15, archived)

Top drawage!

*envies*

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:15, archived)

she needs

that new caffeine toothpaste.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:15, archived)

Someone needs to make this NOW!

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:17, archived)

hell yeah

I'd buy it

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Milkman Dan, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:18, archived)

Definitely

And they should also make a Horlicks toothpaste for brushing your teeth at bedtime.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:21, archived)

yay

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 30 May 2006, 13:16, archived)

woof!

.....snarl!

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null and void, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:16, archived)

WOOPLA!

top drawage JJ.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:18, archived)

I say!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:19, archived)

delightful!

does she have a human mimsy or a pussy mimsy I wonder?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:20, archived)

Hmmmm

That's interesting mimsy whimsy there.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:23, archived)

it's a bit flimsy

(Baby P with the angles in hevan, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:29, archived)

You've gone wrong.

'ing!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:23, archived)

gone?

'ing sir.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:25, archived)

Haha, aye well.....

He almost converted me the other day with some large breasted animal thing. i felt sullied.

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:30, archived)

dunno why you call them animals.....

....they don't look anything like animals....

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:32, archived)

They have tails!

Normal people don't have tails

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:33, archived)

Ah, I see

I haven't gone that way and you must be strong, resist the cartoon pussy mimsy!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:32, archived)

But you have a semi

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:34, archived)

it never goes away

always ready to spring into action.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:35, archived)

Hmm...

I think "I'll make you coffee"
would be a well accepted thing to say.

edit: how rude of me, it's flipping brilliant!

(Azzek!, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:21, archived)

Oooh, coffee, good plan

*puts kettle on*

(Pachey, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:22, archived)

Cor!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:25, archived)

Cor!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:27, archived)

but what's under them?!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:28, archived)

Special files.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:29, archived)

All of our replies, Silly!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:30, archived)

Her legs

(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:32, archived)

i'm concerned by kats slim hips and her ability to have a litter of human/kitten hybrids.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:36, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:38, archived)

i think she may need a C-Section.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:39, archived)

What brought about this train of thought? Unless......oh, no........

McDAVIS! NO! DEAR GOD, NO!

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:44, archived)

yes

draw a mcdavies/kat hybrid.

muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 30 May 2006, 14:11, archived)

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:08, archived)

you sure?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 13:08, archived)

Hahahahaha!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:09, archived)

Hahahaha!

Wheeeeee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:09, archived)

haha

co-op own brand is though

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 30 May 2006, 13:09, archived)

I do worry about that sometimes.

The look of the stuff...

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:10, archived)

it all looks the same

only the sainsburys mousse tastes like plastic!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:11, archived)

You're not supposed to eat the container in your hurry to get to the chocolate

that's where you've been going wrong there. Easy mistake to make.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:16, archived)

haha

*school boy error*

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 30 May 2006, 13:23, archived)

sainsburys sicken me

with they "basics" range

"it's just the same, but missing ingredients"

blood sausage rolls, contained almost no "sausage", I mean, it's floor scrapings with sawdust in so it's not like it's quality meat damn it.

Ah, feel better now.

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:10, archived)

try our new

"taste the difference" range
"Exquisite" range
"Select" range
etc

food like it used to taste at 3 times the cost!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 13:12, archived)

yeah

using better quality msg no doubt

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:15, archived)

ALDI

is your answer

dead cheap and very very tasty and good quality indeed

*hides*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 13:17, archived)

but I can walk to lidl, aldi requires an epic bus journey

epic!!! crossing at least 1 river

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:18, archived)

Lidl is funnier though

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 13:20, archived)

yeah, they like to play "freezer power roulette"

you never know if the freezer has been on for any length of time, or indeed, ever.

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:21, archived)

Spend the Difference

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collapsibletank procreates, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:18, archived)

yes

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 13:20, archived)

the lasagne is the worst

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:12, archived)

is that in the form of a microscopic sized individual tiny portion

This is why try to do all my budget shopping at lidl

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:15, archived)

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:12, archived)

ha ha

does it have any oxygen trapped in it?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 13:13, archived)

It's vaccuum packed for freshness so it's no use for Breatharians.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:15, archived)

those crazy breatharians

if only the members of that cult would act like the cult leaders, ie: eat, then they wouldn't die of starvation

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:16, archived)

I guess if you're going to be a member of a psycho cult

then you might as well be in one where you're safe from being tricked into a suicide pact...

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:26, archived)

good kool aid or bad kool aid?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:50, archived)

haha

ace

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Milkman Dan, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:10, archived)

for no particular reason

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:11, archived)

I thought they were bum slugs :(

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:12, archived)

hahaha

yay for sluts

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 30 May 2006, 13:12, archived)

I still don't trust it!

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 30 May 2006, 13:12, archived)

chocolate mousse is very nice, but to put it on a person is demented!

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:16, archived)

*licks*

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:19, archived)

Lovely Jill

No access to DixOOOONNNSSSS

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:19, archived)

hahahhaha!

grand!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:18, archived)

Hahaha

Made me smile

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:19, archived)

Nature

Under 50k
Less then 400 pixels wide
Mildly amusing picture...I'll let you decide.

(coroar, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:00, archived)

you can't make speechless posts anymore

edit: b3ta.com/board/5967009

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 13:01, archived)

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MetaFarad loves to TANZEN!, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:02, archived)

why don't you just fuck right off

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:01, archived)

I agree with this.

On a lighter note did you make your bash on Sat?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:03, archived)

I didn't :(

Hopefully after ive finished uni ill be able to make it to some bashes now.

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:10, archived)

there's no reason not to

:¬)

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:18, archived)

I did not, sadly

how were the blooms?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:10, archived)

it was grand

apart from all the old dears with wet knickers
trying to catch a glimpse of Titchmarsh.
we did champagne & pills

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:20, archived)

hahaha

you naughty boys :)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:21, archived)

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drunkenoaf, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:01, archived)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 13:02, archived)

aha!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 13:02, archived)

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gravytrain, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:03, archived)

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:03, archived)

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 30 May 2006, 13:03, archived)

" "

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:05, archived)

*coughs*

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 30 May 2006, 13:06, archived)

*feels balls*

in a medical way of course

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:07, archived)

eepp !

*legs it

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 30 May 2006, 13:09, archived)

.

*joins in*

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 30 May 2006, 13:09, archived)

*sneezes*

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:07, archived)

FUCKOFF

s and sneezes take Lemsip

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 13:08, archived)

O_O

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:11, archived)

i spy a tumble weed!

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:13, archived)

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drunkenoaf, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:15, archived)

You are a cunt

AICMFP

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 30 May 2006, 13:02, archived)

A wee bit

racist, don't you think?

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entropy_uk www.andrewtatham.com/blog, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:02, archived)

This^^

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:03, archived)

is it really racist?

as a black man i don't find it offensive

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:04, archived)

Well you should

you racist. ;)

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:05, archived)

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 30 May 2006, 13:02, archived)

pfft

this

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gravytrain, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:02, archived)

oh god

there's no hope

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canyousmellonions? spirit is willing but flesh is spongy, and bruised, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:02, archived)

RACIST

burn the n00b!

*fetches pitchfork*

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:03, archived)

*ignites sporks*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 13:03, archived)

oh my god!!

the sporks are on FUCKING FIRE!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:06, archived)

*insta-ban*

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 30 May 2006, 13:07, archived)

O_o

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:12, archived)

We don't need no water, let the mothersporkers burn.

Burn mothersporkers, burn...

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:08, archived)

oh nose!

fetch a bucket

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:15, archived)

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:03, archived)

Ooh! Ooh! Mr. Duck!

Didja see the pic Rapituini drawded?

EDIT: www.b3ta.com/board/5965632 There!
Hang on!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:08, archived)

You see what you've done there sonny

is be a right cunt

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Toast_not_ghosts, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:04, archived)

Don't listen to a word these people say - you are NOT a cunt...

after all, Cunts are useful

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:05, archived)

Does that mean I don't

win five quid?

Bollocks.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 30 May 2006, 13:09, archived)

i think this is this first time i've witnessed a racist

backlash!... and i dont even think the joke was all that racist!?

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null and void, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:07, archived)

Me neither

I mean, the pun was there. Who were the authors of Sickipedia again? ;)

(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:10, archived)

its really not racist

though it does involve race

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:11, archived)

sexist then?

(coRPse blast off to adventure, in the year 400 billion, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:15, archived)

It's been done before

but involving butcher birds. :)

(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:16, archived)

yes please

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:18, archived)

B3ta Lite!!!

Ahhhh....

What's the limit on the number of people you can ignore?

(Pachey, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:09, archived)

I have no idea

I think i can even ignore myself, which is odd

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 30 May 2006, 13:11, archived)

3 million and 12

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:12, archived)

Im going to pretend you made something pretty

instead

Happierness

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:10, archived)

thats lully

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 30 May 2006, 13:17, archived)

I made another picture that has a pink willy (you like them on here)

and it makes fun of the Japanese. Shall I post that one?

(coroar, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:18, archived)

yes

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:20, archived)

Pink!?

you disgust me!

over here we use a little colour called Magenta!

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 30 May 2006, 13:21, archived)

How about make something

without being racist. Try picking on the disabled instead, its funnier and they cant fight back either you know

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:21, archived)

So you didn't like it then?

(coroar, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:13, archived)

just carry on mate

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:14, archived)

hahahahaha

top reply

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 30 May 2006, 13:15, archived)

whatever gave you that idea?

do us a favour and delete it, there's a goOMG YOU LOOK LIKE A SPAZZ!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:15, archived)

I found it sexist.

-outraged in Edinburgh

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mr spoons, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:18, archived)

haha

touche!

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Milkman Dan, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:19, archived)

mebbe a bit edgy for a first post.

i tend to just stick to things which are shit and wouldn't offend the pope's nan, posted when the fewest amount of people are looking, just in case

(coRPse blast off to adventure, in the year 400 billion, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:19, archived)

I laughed like fuck

then felt guilty

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 13:21, archived)

funny but wrong

as long as it's not your repertoire, just carry on - lot of hypocrisy on this site

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 30 May 2006, 14:19, archived)

racism, sexism AND terrible jpeg compression

the three sins

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:26, archived)

That looks like a good film.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:50, archived)

what the hell?

whats that from? looks 70s tastic..

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Equus is still lurking, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:52, archived)

Not racist...

...but then she's hardly "blick" either.

(Morphology, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:55, archived)

I really don'#t understand the backlash over this one

how can referring to someone as a 'black bird' be considered racist? Not exactly polite I admit, but hardly racist.

Officer: What was the description of the injured man?

Officer2: Black lad, about 32.. "RACIST!!!"

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mugatu, Tue 30 May 2006, 14:04, archived)

these bug me

also hello all, been a while

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gravytrain, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:56, archived)

that's cause they're fecking shit

(: woo

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:57, archived)

feckin hell

I thought you were dead
'ow do?

/I hate them also

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:57, archived)

hello sailor

i've been a bit busy but lurking like a good 'un

how's you?

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gravytrain, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:59, archived)

not too shabby

have quit smoking so am eating everything in sight
In fact I've taken a screen shot of Dave the Facts today and plan to have it ALL for dinner.
Are you ever coming to another bash??

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:03, archived)

yeah i reckon so

i felt bad cos i missed one and then i dropped off the face of the planet for a while. ran into waspy in a bar in soho though which was cool

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gravytrain, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:04, archived)

well don't let that put you off!

must do w*rk now
keep an eye on the calender page
see ya

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:07, archived)

How I hate the

jingoism which crops up every two years like this!

woo to you sir!

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entropy_uk www.andrewtatham.com/blog, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:58, archived)

Eh?

The Proms is EVERY year, not every 2 years.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:00, archived)

hahaha

^this

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:01, archived)

That reminds me of my friend and I driving down our high street blasting out Ride of the Valkyries as a remedy for rubbish boy racers. Our car was a rubbish one too, which added to it!

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entropy_uk www.andrewtatham.com/blog, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:04, archived)

although to be honest

I do actually bloody love the jingoism of the Last Night Of The Proms.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:07, archived)

I'm with you on this one

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 30 May 2006, 12:58, archived)

Das ist gut, ya.

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:59, archived)

'lo chap

did you see the bashette pics?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:00, archived)

Yup :)

I obviously didn't drink enough.

How's yourself?

(

Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:01, archived)

Very busy as you can see

must do w*rk now ;¬(

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:05, archived)

Arseparsnips

Good luck :)

(

Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:06, archived)

Haha...

They are getting a little out of hand lately!

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:59, archived)

I first saw these things

in 1997 in Malaysia (but with a Malaysian flag instead of a cross of St George). For Merdeka day. (50th anniversary). I laughed at them and told all my workmates that you'd never see anything that silly in the UK.

I would consider flying one if I were to drive through Scotchland, however.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 30 May 2006, 13:00, archived)

Easy solution douse them in petrol while they arent looking and set fire to them

Although I am welsh :)

(HowlingWelshman omg hi, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:01, archived)

hehe

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Milkman Dan, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:01, archived)

I ignore them until they go away

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 13:01, archived)

both alarm me

the fucking little cunting flags and those fucking 'add title here' on board things, that make me want to ram the car in front, GAH! don't get me started, i'll end up smashing my keyboard with heavy, angry typing.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:02, archived)

Unless of course

someone puts a 'Caps Lock key on board' sticker on it?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:19, archived)

Indeed

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drunkenoaf, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:02, archived)

haha nicely done

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gravytrain, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:06, archived)

hahaha

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:13, archived)

sudden pointless urge

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:05, archived)

you shunned the chance of a gratuative bum shot there

well done!

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canyousmellonions? spirit is willing but flesh is spongy, and bruised, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:07, archived)

oh drattings!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:08, archived)

have some copypasta

THIS DEPT OF TRANSPORT INITIATIVE HAS BEEN RE-LAUNCHED, MAY 2006
Information Release
Due to the nature of the quality of driving in England the Department of
Transport has now devised a new scheme in order to identify poor drivers and
give good drivers the opportunity to recognise them whilst driving.
For this reason as from the middle of May 2006 those drivers who are found
to be driving badly which includes:
- overtaking in dangerous places;
- hovering within one inch of the car in front;
- stopping sharply;
- speeding in residential areas;
- pulling out without indication;
- performing U turns inappropriately in busy high streets;
- under taking on motorways and
- taking up more than one lane in multi-lane roads,

These drivers will be issued with flags, white with a red cross, signifying
their inability to drive properly. These flags must be clipped to a door of
the car and be visible to all other drivers and pedestrians. Those drivers
who have shown particularly poor driving
skills will have to display a flag on each side of the car to indicate their
greater lack of skill and general lower intelligence mindset to the general
public.
Please circulate this to as many other motorists as you can so that drivers
and pedestrians will be aware of the meaning of these flags.

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:05, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha, liking it

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:07, archived)

a good scheme

it should include indicating right whilst exiting a roundabout though

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 13:07, archived)

arf arf

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gravytrain, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:09, archived)

tres amusement!

saw a with a full complement of 5 on sunday

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:05, archived)

ello there

i saw a fiesta with a flag painted on the bonnet and four in the windows. i resisted the urge to run him off the road and stove his head in with a tyre iron

how's you?

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gravytrain, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:07, archived)

this wasn't near weybridge was it?

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:09, archived)

it was in teh devonshire

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gravytrain, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:11, archived)

a'ternoon

Fair to middling, and yourself?

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:17, archived)

i'm feeling benign

like happy cancer

(

gravytrain, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:20, archived)

you need...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:22, archived)

Leave them alone

or people might realise the drag those flags create adds about 10% to their fuel bill.

(skinwah punted Baxter, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:06, archived)

WooooOOOOOooooooo!

Don't type the answer, click to see if you know it! (Clues on the page if you need 'em, and the answer after the clues too if you're stuck!)

I would like to take this opportunity to go slightly 1337 and say 'w00t' because this is puzzle 300! Thanks to all the b3tans who've added their pics so far. Keep them coming! w00t!
If you fancy making one, log-in and then you an see the list of films done so-far here (which also can be accessed using the link on the 'submit puzzle' page).

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:51, archived)

£11!! just to wipe some windows!

*buys extended wonder window cleaner thingy*

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 12:52, archived)

Space Truckers?

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:53, archived)

congratulations!

i was thinking about what you said about having a little boox with them all in... wouldn't there be big arguments with movie bosses about using their films in a book?

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:53, archived)

Maybe, maybe not.

There are loads of movie books out there, and I doubt that they clear every mention of the film names in them. Because the art-work is hand-drawn, rather than screen-grabs, I think I'd be in the clear.

(

Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:09, archived)

Oooh!

That one got me for a short while 'cos I was thinking Japanese.

Nice.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:53, archived)

You're thinking Japanese

you're thinking Japanese
I think you're thinking Japanese

I really think so.

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:02, archived)

Pffft.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:31, archived)

The Keystone Otter Rutters with Magnets on Deformed Ice

or Space Truckers

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:53, archived)

Magents Rutting Deformed Otters VII: Gentlemen Prefer Leather?

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:55, archived)

Magnets of the Carribean: The curse of the deformed otter?

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:59, archived)

The Rutting Deformed Otter Is Not Enough?

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:01, archived)

Lady Chatterley's Otter?

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:01, archived)

Rutting in cars with deformed otters

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:04, archived)

Rutter Instinct 2: Deformed faginha

(

drunkenoaf, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:05, archived)

The Postman Always Ruts Deformed Otters Twice?

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:08, archived)

they're.......................

oh, don't type it, just guess :)

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:53, archived)

Superglued to the window II

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 30 May 2006, 12:54, archived)

Yay!

I do like your site, most of the puzzles aren't too hard.

(Pachey, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:54, archived)

Thanks

it's hard to get the line right between 'easy','tricky', and 'impossibly obscure'. The pictures don't always succeed, but there are enough now that it doesn't matter too much. Hurrah!

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:12, archived)

Sex Lives Of The Potato Men 2?

(

Squeaky Shoes *riao riao*, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:55, archived)

Edward

Potatoes-with-wire-sticking-out Hands?

(

F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 30 May 2006, 12:55, archived)

Casper the friendly ghost

(

fross Read your email on, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:12, archived)

g'day

this is part of a bigger project i've been slaving over for uni - will post the finished thing, when it's, er, finished

(i would)

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null and void, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:47, archived)

crikeys!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:47, archived)

low fecking poly (;

and 15kb over the limit q;

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:48, archived)

curse you and your fast fingers

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:48, archived)

*wiggles*

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:49, archived)

*waggles*

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:50, archived)

*wombles*

(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:50, archived)

*litters*

(

Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:51, archived)

*fritters*

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 12:52, archived)

*titters*

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:53, archived)

*glitters*

*gets arrested and imprisoned in a thai jail*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:55, archived)

shitters

(

F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 30 May 2006, 12:56, archived)

missus!

ooer

(

canyousmellonions? spirit is willing but flesh is spongy, and bruised, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:56, archived)

scary sexy woman

low fucking poly, is it for a game ;)

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:48, archived)

mum ?

woo to that sir

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 30 May 2006, 12:49, archived)

Way too scary.

I would be cowering in the corner, while she's buckling up her Strap-On.

(Hugh Grant Fake Never seems to change his Sig, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:49, archived)

Cor!

Those are the biggest moobs I've ever seen!

Nice one, too bad I suck balls at 3D stuff, so much woo. :)

(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:50, archived)

Yoinks!

(

Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:51, archived)

WOO!

looking good, if a little on the underfed side.

her face looks like she'd cut your cock of mid way through coitus.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:53, archived)

bloody hell!

that's terrifying

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:53, archived)

Someone get this girl

a digital Thorazine sandwich. STAT!

(Rogue Sausage, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:54, archived)

Grown-ups my arse!

For lunch I have a small tub of the same crap my girlfriend made last nite. Chilli beef with tiger prawns and those fucking annoying flat beans. Anybody wanna swap?

(

Mungo Chutney I don't think thats a very good idea now, is it?, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:45, archived)

blimey...

big

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 30 May 2006, 12:46, archived)

bigger!

(

Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:48, archived)

my god, it's full of pixels

even though the picture is under 50k I gain limited personal amusement from seeing gigantic R's

Not gigantic arses, that would be scary, huge tracts=huge poots, going off track now, or is it tract? I'll stop. I'm scared

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:49, archived)

has he got spunk on his face?

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:46, archived)

Looks like...

...lighter than air spunk too.

(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:47, archived)

Spunk bubbles, indeed.

(

Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:52, archived)

I can't tell...

THE IMAGE ISN'T BIG ENOUGH

(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:48, archived)

but have you seen Sheridan Wotsit's Norks?

it is all that counts

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 12:47, archived)

^this^

(

Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:48, archived)

^This

mindpiss

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:50, archived)

Sheridan Morley's

norks - No thank you very much.

(

F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 30 May 2006, 12:50, archived)

I thought you were killing yourself today

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 12:53, archived)

Contemplating

But only after seeing all the 1337 stuff.

(

F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 30 May 2006, 12:57, archived)

now I have

www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/grownups/images/gallery/1/800/michelle_character.jpg

(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:52, archived)

who gives a toss wether its crap or not

that blonde girl in those programmes is gorgeous

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:47, archived)

fucking hell

that's as big as your mum arse.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:47, archived)

bbc america is mostly shit

look at today's schedule for example.
4 hours of cash in the attic per day is intolerable.
no wonder americans try to steal things like coupling and the office.

(

halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:52, archived)

Cash in the Attic and Flog It

are utter mind numbing shite

'You should get £15 to £20 for that' - why bother

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 12:54, archived)

sell your heritage for less than it is worth

to someone who really needs to dust it!

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halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:56, archived)

Of course it's

shit (except Green Wing). It's for the American Market.

(

F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 30 May 2006, 13:11, archived)

There, better now?

You bunch of grumpy cnuts!

(

Mungo Chutney I don't think thats a very good idea now, is it?, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:55, archived)

wait for it...

(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:56, archived)

no not better

you should edit your original post with a resonable sized one, but not too small like this that the text is impossible to read.

sheeesh, the kids ~~from degrassi street~~ these days.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:58, archived)

tip: resize image before adding text

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 12:58, archived)

Tip: Or add the text after resizing the image.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:03, archived)

Aba

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:09, archived)

mighty

The Mighty Boosh was the only good thing to come from BBC3. and it was goood

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:11, archived)

I just saw this driving back from uni

check teh drivinigfartooclose skillz!!!1!1!!one

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

-edit- was gonna make it say "L337 PWN" but realised i didnt know how to do that

(coRPse blast off to adventure, in the year 400 billion, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:38, archived)

haha

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:38, archived)

OMG!!!5!!!ONEHUNDREDANDSIX

Yay for wagons!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:39, archived)

i noticed after it was just a fosters lorry painted a bit

(coRPse blast off to adventure, in the year 400 billion, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:40, archived)

yay! second hand wagon

If I had a second hand fosters wagon I could go on some kind of wagon related adventures, it would be fun, until I run out of cash or the wagon burst into flames and I run screaming in terror into the night never to be seen again.

So much for second hand wagon adventures :/

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:42, archived)

*joins second hand wagon bandwagon*

*restarts people smuggling enterprise*

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 12:44, archived)

oh oh !! it sounds good!

maybe we could get a tv series made out of our adventures!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:46, archived)

Immigrant Express!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 12:48, archived)

brilliant!

let's pitch!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:52, archived)

I was feeling OK before I visited the board today.

Now, I am contemplating suicide.

(

F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 30 May 2006, 12:40, archived)

I hear strawberry jelly injected into the scrotum is a good way to go

or or is it come - can't remember which actually

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 12:42, archived)

noooooooooooooooo

Think of the kids

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 30 May 2006, 12:43, archived)

don't die man

who'll do that, um.. stuff that you do?

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:47, archived)

Make sure you blog it

and suggest it as a newsletter link.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:56, archived)

I hope you...

...get nicked for using a mobile while driving (specific offence), driving without due care and attention (tailgating) and not being in full control of a vehcile (because you're fcuking around on a mobile).

You dangerous cnut.

(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:42, archived)

it was

in a very slowly moving queue.

average speed of 3 where it should be 70. =/

(coRPse blast off to adventure, in the year 400 billion, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:43, archived)

So what?

Using a mobile while driving is a specific offence.

There's enough ignorant and dangerous tw@s on the road without adding to them.

(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:45, archived)

I refer the gentleman/lady to his/her username

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 12:49, archived)

thats true

i shan't argue.

(coRPse blast off to adventure, in the year 400 billion, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:50, archived)

is that a Fiesta or a Nova?

StudentMobile

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 12:43, archived)

hahahahahaha

hahaha

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 30 May 2006, 12:44, archived)

its a renault 5 ='(

i don't really like it, but it was free and gets me there. totally un-modded too, so no-one wants to steal it. not even to annoy me =)

(coRPse blast off to adventure, in the year 400 billion, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:49, archived)

*points and laughs*

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:50, archived)

*joins in the pointing*

*remembers having a Cavalier Mk1 at uni that blew up*

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 12:50, archived)

if i was emo

i'd be dead by now.

as it happens, im unusally happy, so its ok

(coRPse blast off to adventure, in the year 400 billion, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:51, archived)

You are of low quality.

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Tue 30 May 2006, 12:43, archived)

-edit- was gonna make it say "L337 PWN" but realised i didnt know how to do that

Download the GIMP

Play with it.

Manipulate images with it.

Post them here for praise, acclaim and/or flaming.

(

drunkenoaf, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:01, archived)

i meant in photoshop

which i have, but am lazy with and its just the cheapy cheapy lite version gay. so its not a terrible waste of money.

i'll get back to looking for 'shop tutorials

(coRPse blast off to adventure, in the year 400 billion, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:06, archived)

cheapy one is pretty good actually

The only thing I miss in it is the warp/mesh tool.

(

drunkenoaf, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:15, archived)

...............

*gets the GIMP anyway, just in case*

(coRPse blast off to adventure, in the year 400 billion, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:25, archived)

Huzzah

But it doesn't beat my neighbours number plate L337 WOU (bit unfortunate the DVLA couldn't spell WOO).

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MadSquirrels, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:27, archived)

did somebody say lunch?

For lunch today I have wild haslet sandwiches with tomatoes, lettuce
and enough mustard to make my eyes water, two bags of beef seabrooks,
a packet of pork scratchings, two tangerines, a can of Irn Bru, water and tea.
What are you eating?

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:33, archived)

leftover lasagne

(cold, probably)

(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:33, archived)

Braw!

have lasagne sandwiches

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:35, archived)

Good idea!

(do i put the bread on the outside or the inside??)

(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:37, archived)

Outside of course

lasagne sandwiches are grand.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:39, archived)

I was a bit confused

Lasagne is like a big sandwich anyway innit

(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:41, archived)

If only the lasagne pasta sheets were a bit firmer

you could pick it up and eat it butty-style.

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:44, archived)

*patents*

5) Prophet Muhammed

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 12:50, archived)

wholemeal toast

with cheddar and flame grilled tomato and red pepper chutney

I might indulge in some feta filled green olives too (If I fancy it later)

dee-fuckin-licious

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 12:33, archived)

Br-fucking-aw!

apart from the olives, bah to them.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:36, archived)

Duke - I'm shocked

Olives are lov-fuckin-ly

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 12:38, archived)

'The new chicken girl animation and three balloons'

tippexes Dave!
Chegg kerazzey salad and a granny smith apple!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:34, archived)

the cheekiest of animations and correct number of baloons

Braw!

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:37, archived)

WILD HASLET!!

I shall be having Ham pasta salad and brown bread, with a large coffee.

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:34, archived)

SEXY NUNS!

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:36, archived)

Grand!

large tea would be better than large coffee though.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:38, archived)

ham sandwich

sun dried tomato ciabatta, prosciutto, cornish soft blue cheese, tomato, cucumber and dijon mustard

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harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:35, archived)

Cor!

that's a braw sounding lunch

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:39, archived)

the intention is as such

bacons, northumberland chipolatas with "bits" in, scrambled egg, some tinned tomato guts

and a slice of toast (or two)

Or I could just alternatively not want to go to that much effort and guy buy a burger from macdonalds.

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:35, archived)

I suggest that you have

the bacons, northumberland chipolatas with "bits" in, scrambled egg, some tinned tomato guts and a slice of toast (or two).

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:41, archived)

yes, I feel my taste buds and bowels

would be more appreciative

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:43, archived)

McDonalds shouldn't affect Taste Buds or Bowels

You just flush them straight down the toilet and cut out the middle man.

(

The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:50, archived)

but you don't get that piquant aroma of what can only be described as

"minging lemony piss"

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:55, archived)

Drink more Cider

(

The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:58, archived)

some tea (:

two chocolate mousse
two curlywurlys
some fried seed thingys on toast
a hot chocolate
a stumpy of stella (it is the holidays after all)
and a fab if there's any left!

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:35, archived)

a stumpy?

is that a dwarf filled with stella?

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:37, archived)

Can you elaborate on the

'fried seed thingys on toast'?

(Pachey, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:38, archived)

They're probably Venezuelan mik-takkas

or gyumdregs . . .
Hehehee!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:39, archived)

ermm

they're these seed things

i think the greeny ones are pumpkin seeds
and the others are...ermm sunflower seeds or somethings

either way they am yummy!

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:41, archived)

Any laburnum seeds?

they're my favourite.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:44, archived)

there's a possibility

i'm not sure really... they're just a massive tub of seeds!

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:49, archived)

Cor!

fried seeds. Braw! a lunch fit for a sparrow.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:43, archived)

or my tits?

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:45, archived)

They're a bit small

Pretty though

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:49, archived)

Nice tits

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:52, archived)

i love your tits

#HONK#

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:54, archived)

yesterday

i discovered i had tits in my box

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:05, archived)

Grey circles, little cartoon man, some words

oh sorry

errr, prolly some kind of giant bap filled with far too much chinese chicken and salad.

and some coke and maybe a hot fresh sausage roll.

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:36, archived)

giant bap!!

giant gamey bap?

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:37, archived)

Sounds grand!

nothing to complain about with your lunch.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:45, archived)

heh heh - custard powered dodgems

I am having:

1 salad, comprising little gem lettuce, marinated tofu, butter beans, alfalfa and radish sprouts, with spicy peanut dressing.
[edit] Plus a home-made buttermilk biscuit (American biscuit, more like a scone)

1 can of Vimto, which I shall regret by 2 pm.

Some sort of fruit, maybe an apple or a couple of lychees.

1 cup of coffee, and an extraordinarily posh chocolate.

(Pachey, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:36, archived)

Sounds braw!

good choice on the Vimto, but why will you regret drinking it. Heartburn?

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:48, archived)

No. Only old men get heartburn, don't they?

It's the sugar - it makes me go mental. And then I go to sleep after.

(Pachey, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:51, archived)

That's not a lot of lunch

And it seems to be missing a couple of things.
Now, What could they be ?
*Ponders*

(

The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:56, archived)

cor! yum!

american biscuit is very yummy indeed!

(

mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:58, archived)

I made them for yesterday's White Trash Brunch

(Pachey, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:02, archived)

I am just starting work on a pork vindaloo

Which I shall be eating with some tagliatelle and salad stuff. I have a chocolate soufflee thingy too. Tea shall also be had

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:37, archived)

Grand!

a fdine spicy lunch

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:48, archived)

Indeed

Thence to work to share the farty love

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:50, archived)

Why with the pasta though ?

That doesn't seem right.

(

The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:01, archived)

It's fine

Just what I have in at the moment. I have a ten hour shift ahead of me, I need the slow burn carb nonsense

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:16, archived)

"Sadly I'm going to have to skip lunch

as my cupboards are bare!" emos Cadmus

(

Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:37, archived)

Not even a jar of marmite?

I suggest that you go out and get yourself a refreshing fish supper.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:51, archived)

Bacon and beans on toast with loads of hp and tea

(Arse Gravy is gonna crawl inside you like a warm kitten, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:37, archived)

Braw!

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:51, archived)

Cottage Pie

Marks and Spencer style...

(Tiny T have you ever seen cannibalistic squirrels?, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:37, archived)

Braw!

have brown sauce and heaps of pepper with that.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:53, archived)

Lunchings:

Pork & leek sausages with chive & red onion mash potato, peas & red wine gravy. All to be washed down with a gallon of tea.

(A! The Crunchy Tube, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:37, archived)

Grand!

that's a lunch to be proud of.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:54, archived)

That I am, that I am.

Sausages are heavenly.

(A! The Crunchy Tube, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:56, archived)

look here, it's a lunch of the day

congratulations and well done!

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:17, archived)

That spacks on the mac im on

I wish I was having sausages!

(

Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:38, archived)

A chicken salad wrap with taco sauce

accompanied by hot-n-spicy Monster Munch and rounded off with a Double Decker

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:38, archived)

Splendid!

fine choice of Monster Munch too.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:55, archived)

taco taco TACO!

By which I mean, I am quite anticipating my taco lunch.

(

WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:38, archived)

Taco lunches are grand

nice work.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:55, archived)

WILD HASLET!

i had lunch early, but it consisted of a big white bap filled with chicken, bacon and spinach mix, also salad. with a diet coke, korean ginseng pill and also a vitamin tablet.

i think something else is needed though, any suggestions?

(

fross Read your email on, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:38, archived)

HOT SEX!

that would round it off nicely.

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:40, archived)

now where do i find a shop that sells that?

wish i worked nearer soho.

(

fross Read your email on, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:45, archived)

Fondant fancies

(Pachey, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:40, archived)

Have a raspberry cheesecake

for pudding

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:56, archived)

Roast chicken sandwiches with stuffing and assorted salads

and to finish...
some of my homemade sponge cake and some fruit

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:39, archived)

Cor!

sounds good!

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:57, archived)

for lunch I had

breaded fish
potato salad
a side salad
a pretzel
all washed down with sprite

(

Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:39, archived)

Glad to see those Germans

Have stopped taking the piss.
Liver Dumplings indeed !!!!!!

(

The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:47, archived)

they are really tasty

but I don't like liver sausage or lieberkäse which I haven't dared ask what it is

(

Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:57, archived)

Liversausage is nice

It's a bit like pate only firmer.

(

The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:04, archived)

I don't like

the metallic aftertaste

(

Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:14, archived)

I like the sound of those liver dumplings

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:59, archived)

Braw!

a fine lunch!

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:58, archived)

I had these

(That Random Guy, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:41, archived)

oi doo loike moy apple turnovers

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:42, archived)

the ones from tescos are better

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:47, archived)

Grand!

have chips and beans for pudding.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:00, archived)

beef

on wholemeal bread with one of those smelly french cheeses and some red current and cranberry jelly (very lardidar)

(

unclewilco, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:42, archived)

Braw!

french cheese is grand.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:01, archived)

G'day

Today I am mostly drinking Fullers Discovery Blonde Beer - It's rather quaffable.

Soaking all that lovely beery goodness is :
Leftover Fish Pie from yesterday (Containing loads of Smoked Haddock, Cod and Wild Alaskan Red Salmon with Mushrooms and loads of Mozzarella, Colcannon Mash and a crunchy Parmesan and Breadcrumb topping)
More English Asparagus - I'm going to eat this every day it's available.
Homemade Ciabbatta, with lots of Lurpak.

Then, once my laundry is finished, I shall go to the pub.

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:43, archived)

You even manage to make fish pie sound tasty!

Is your fish sustainable?

(Pachey, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:50, archived)

The Salmon and the Haddock are

And the Haddock is proper smoked, not dyed yellow.
The Cod is farmed 'organically' off Shetland and the jury is out on that

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:10, archived)

Cor!

that is a braw lunch! I would eat that everday too if I could.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:03, archived)

And I get to eat more Fish Meat

I don't eat enough of that.

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:13, archived)

Haven't had lunch yet

waiting for hunger to kick in.

/skinny man blog

(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:43, archived)

*kicks*

/jealous of teh skinny

(Pachey, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:48, archived)

It's nothing to be jealous of

I look like a zombie. (though this may not be due to my skinniness)

(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:53, archived)

Have two quarter pounder cheese burgers

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:04, archived)

well

unsurprisingly, I'm having a bacon sandwich. 7 rashers nestling between two thickly cut slices of granary bread, buttered liberally and with HP generously applied.

Coffee and orange juice to accompany.

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Milkman Dan, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:45, archived)

Stop it with the HP !

Have Daddies until Heinz see sense.

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:53, archived)

pardon?

has HP become immoral while I wasn't looking?

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Milkman Dan, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:54, archived)

Heinz are closing down the HP Sauce factory in Birmingham

and shipping production to Holland.
BASTARDS !

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:19, archived)

But Daddies is made by HP foods/Heinz too

www.hpfoods.com/

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:07, archived)

BASTARDS !!!!!

Why can't they leave stuff alone ?
CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS,CUNTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:23, archived)

Braw!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:06, archived)

I'll be having

cheese & ham toastie on wholemeal with a jam doughnut, a lion bar and a bottle of naive water

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McBadger COW, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:48, archived)

Braw indeed!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:09, archived)

ooh!

won ton noodles
wholemeal pitta with cottage cheese and chives and wild rocket salad
and a bottle of tropicana raspberry and mandarin jooce!

yum!

now for some tea!

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:56, archived)

a corking lunch!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:11, archived)

Food

and tea

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:57, archived)

What flavour of food?

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:14, archived)

Nicotine, valium, Vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy and alcohol.

and chips.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:59, archived)

Grand!

a corking tasty lunch!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:14, archived)

C C C C Corned Beef!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:06, archived)

Braw!

on large baps no doubt.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:14, archived)

indupitably!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:17, archived)

quick n silly

(we are ovaltine I'm that annoying chap in Building 9, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:26, archived)

I'm getting more mileage out of this than I should

Edit: we should make a database of sigh pictures, perhaps. Seems everyone has one.

(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:26, archived)

i've gotten quite a fair bit out of my rendition too...

stupid image challenge

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 30 May 2006, 12:27, archived)

dies a little inside

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:29, archived)

oh okay then

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:30, archived)

Awww, TuTT

it'll be over soon.

then there'll be another mediocre competition to hang our collective heads to.

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 30 May 2006, 12:41, archived)

hurrah

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:43, archived)

...

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 12:31, archived)

that's low fucking polly

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:33, archived)

/1337 overloads

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 12:36, archived)

Only 30k too

probably missing two.

(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:36, archived)

Im hungry, what shall i have for lunch?

(The Brain I think, for you., Tue 30 May 2006, 12:36, archived)

is that you The Brain?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 12:39, archived)

but of course

silly

(The Brain I think, for you., Tue 30 May 2006, 12:40, archived)

*grooming in progress*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:42, archived)

i'm 22

(The Brain I think, for you., Tue 30 May 2006, 12:45, archived)

you're never too old for a bit of internet grooming.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:15, archived)

don't listen to him - he's 63 years old

wanna come to the disco lol?

SimonGrooms

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 12:45, archived)

joins in....

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 30 May 2006, 12:38, archived)

ahem,

exasperationb3ta.blogspot.com/

(The Brain I think, for you., Tue 30 May 2006, 12:38, archived)

WHYYYYYYY?!!!!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:39, archived)

hulk has alzheimers!

what's a vibrating hulk!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:41, archived)

"RARGH!"

"HULK CRITICIZE!"

(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:41, archived)

shouldnt it be

NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

darth vader style

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:49, archived)

yes

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:46, archived)

hahahahahaha

oh dear!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:57, archived)

First thing

that's made me have a proper laugh out loud all day...

/re-lurkens

(Dr. Dave is not a doctor, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:31, archived)

well formed

and in other news, So Now My Shirt...

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:28, archived)

Hahahaha!

Good for him! What a good cause!
'lo Meester!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:29, archived)

lo Sir The Hat

Indeed, well done that man.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:31, archived)

GOMA!!

GOMA!!!!

For um.. prime minister!!

*EDIT* Ahem? LUNCH LUNCH!! of the day?!?!
*EDIT2* timing :)

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:32, archived)

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The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:14, archived)

is that hobby horse?

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:15, archived)

Nope.

I think he's called George.

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The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:16, archived)

George the hobby horse?

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:17, archived)

George the real horse.

At least, I hope he still is.

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The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:27, archived)

brain confused

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:16, archived)

me too...

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 30 May 2006, 12:17, archived)

Telewest

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 30 May 2006, 12:36, archived)

low on hummus, low on the causes of hummus

real story
sorry it's 53k, GIMP tells me i can change the index colour handling manually, but then gives me no option to. stupid thing.

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fross Read your email on, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:08, archived)

Heh heh heh

King John never signed the Magna Carta though.

/pedant

(Pachey, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:10, archived)

he signed the Japanese Anime equivalent!
The Manga Carta!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:12, archived)

Ha ha ha

He couldn't write, the thick twat.

(Pachey, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:15, archived)

I COULD!

*cries*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:23, archived)

Hahaha

He's wanking to it, I just know it.

(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:17, archived)

I know where the Magna Carta was signed.....

At the bottom!!

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 30 May 2006, 12:18, archived)

you'll like this, dave.

oldpoetry.com/opoem/7925

it's a favorite of mine.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:24, archived)

Braw!

but long!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:38, archived)

aye, but good for a party piece at christmas.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:44, archived)

I saw one of the surviving magna cartas in lincoln a while back

which was nice

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Milkman Dan, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:10, archived)

....uh huh.....where was it signed?

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:11, archived)

I always thought it was runnymede

but what do I know?
edit: The bottom of the page?

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Milkman Dan, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:12, archived)

at the bottom ....... badoom, tish!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:12, archived)

i read that

as magenta carta

(coRPse blast off to adventure, in the year 400 billion, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:18, archived)

But it's not British

It's English.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 30 May 2006, 12:37, archived)

last one...

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:08, archived)

wig!

wam!
woo!

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fross Read your email on, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:08, archived)

Wig-wam

or tou-pee?

You need to relax . . . you're two tents!
arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:10, archived)

that is some good guide lines...

...

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 30 May 2006, 12:11, archived)

hahahaha a wigwam was intentional,

but thats some good punwork sire!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:12, archived)

I like to try and pitch my answers above everyone else . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:13, archived)

if the wind blows it away

that's a portent!

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Milkman Dan, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:11, archived)

... I'll get my coat...

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 30 May 2006, 12:05, archived)

sigh

woo

(jammsoftheclanns live forever or die trying, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:06, archived)

pea

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:27, archived)

aero airlines

chocolate planes?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:07, archived)

poor lady

hehe

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Milkman Dan, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:07, archived)

sigh

(The Brain I think, for you., Tue 30 May 2006, 12:08, archived)

Hahaha!

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:09, archived)

You are Jimmy Carr's script writer....

AICMFP's!! Mad I tells ya... MAD!

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 30 May 2006, 12:10, archived)

either that or . . .

I FECKIN' NICKED IT OFF THE SPOON-FACED MONG!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:14, archived)

To be fair though, he did used to be funny...

Bless him...

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 30 May 2006, 12:21, archived)

Ha ha ha

(Pachey, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:10, archived)

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