Isambard Kingdom Brunel
One of the best engineers EVER. Smoked about 40 cigars a day and only slept about 2 hours a night.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:28,
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never heard of him
everybody knows all the best engineers are SCOTTISH!
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i'd like to meet Stevenson the engineer,
i'd like to meet Faraday and buy him a beer,
and i'd love to meet the man who had the bright idea,
of Bob Wilson, Anchorman.
/HMHB
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:34,
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i'd like to meet Faraday and buy him a beer,
and i'd love to meet the man who had the bright idea,
of Bob Wilson, Anchorman.
/HMHB
Granddad
stop pretending to be a girl on the internet and get on with your airfix.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:29,
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I watched Seven Wonders of the Industrial World
One of them was his ship, the Great Eastern. It was excellent.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:30,
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Come and watch how to look good naked with me.
and the lovely Gok Wan.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:31,
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Not seen any of those
No programme could make me look good naked
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:33,
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Course it can!
Bet you do anyway.
I'm a big chubpot, and I bet I don't look that bad naked. Just a bit widescreen.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:35,
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I'm a big chubpot, and I bet I don't look that bad naked. Just a bit widescreen.
I'm fat, hairy and have dull but ugly scars
and I look good naked*
*compared to steve chegwin
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:37,
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*compared to steve chegwin
We should compare arse sizes
Bet I'd be more widescreen than you
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:37,
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As a scientist
I am willing to be the independent judge of such a comparison.
Please can all entrants send a photo of their arse in the following positions:
1) Stood up with a normal sheet of A4 paper held alongside (for scale) - try to keep it in the same plane as your hip sockets.
2) sat on a copy of today's daily telegraph on a hard wooden surface.
Cladding is up to the entrant, but no salopets.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:41,
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Please can all entrants send a photo of their arse in the following positions:
1) Stood up with a normal sheet of A4 paper held alongside (for scale) - try to keep it in the same plane as your hip sockets.
2) sat on a copy of today's daily telegraph on a hard wooden surface.
Cladding is up to the entrant, but no salopets.
I will act as the independant arbitration panel
ensuring mockingbird's ruling is fair and true.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:43,
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You forgot the glass table with a 50p coin in your crack section.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:45,
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Doubtful.
Well, I don't know. I'm a size 16-18 with a massive arse and tits, and I really couldn't give a shit who knows.
I think I look pretty good, even if I am a bit tubby- makes me sexier.
*is having a good day*
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:39,
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I think I look pretty good, even if I am a bit tubby- makes me sexier.
*is having a good day*
never heard of him
edit: googled. nope, definitley never heard of him. maybe it's cos i'm scottish
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:27,
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groan dave
that's an old joke mind.
"is that a doughnut or a meringue?"
"no sir, you're right, it is a doughnut"
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:33,
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"is that a doughnut or a meringue?"
"no sir, you're right, it is a doughnut"
built a bridge.
Apparently a very nice bridge. Ooooh, look at that bridge, granddads say. Especially my ones.
Let's look at this bridge in the rain for an hour.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:28,
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Let's look at this bridge in the rain for an hour.
Not just a bloody bridge
he made fucking loads of things.
The Great Western Railway was designed and built by him, and he pioneered the use of the larger gauge rails which remain in use today.
Then there were the Great Western, Great Eastern and the SS Great Britain, don't forget them.
And loads of other stuff.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:34,
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The Great Western Railway was designed and built by him, and he pioneered the use of the larger gauge rails which remain in use today.
Then there were the Great Western, Great Eastern and the SS Great Britain, don't forget them.
And loads of other stuff.
you dropped this "?"
and yes, I believe he was something of a bedroom adventurer.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:38,
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No
but then Angel Delight is fairly small in the grand scale of things.
Except butterscotch flavour.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:38,
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Except butterscotch flavour.
No wonder my granddads are obsessed with him then
my great granddad was a train driver.
I'm sorry, but I am allowed to find it all really, really boring.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:36,
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I'm sorry, but I am allowed to find it all really, really boring.
No, you're not.
Here's a top hat, here's a cigar, now go and design a fucking ship.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:39,
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I don't want to design one, I've got one and it's lovely, ta.
I'll keep the top hat though, I haven't owned one of these in years.
You design one if it's so bloody awesome. GO ON.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:41,
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You design one if it's so bloody awesome. GO ON.
he built other stuff too
but more importantly he had an ace hat.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:34,
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The man in the prison
(Look up Brunel on wiki if you haven't heard of him)
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:27,
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its an engineering thing.
and the silly name.
Thomas Telford and James Brindley don't get the recognition they server.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:27,
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Thomas Telford and James Brindley don't get the recognition they server.
nice Mockingbird
have a ning and a smoosh for your linklessness
'ning!
*smoosh!*
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:38,
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'ning!
*smoosh!*
server?
Hah, your brain's on autocomplete! Don't worry, I keep wanting to cal micto 'macro' a lot of the time. Bloody work.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:29,
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It's the age of the Micro Man,
who sees the detail but never the plan
It's the time of the tiny creep,
who pulls the levers while he falls asleep
Twenty five years of social research
It's the age of the insect man
who pushes buttons and takes back the can
It's the age of the Micro Man
who sees the detail but never the plan
Twenty five years of social research
Twenty five years of social research
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:32,
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who sees the detail but never the plan
It's the time of the tiny creep,
who pulls the levers while he falls asleep
Twenty five years of social research
It's the age of the insect man
who pushes buttons and takes back the can
It's the age of the Micro Man
who sees the detail but never the plan
Twenty five years of social research
Twenty five years of social research
*takes whatever mad tablets are appropriate for listening to late 70s space rawk*
oh holy jesus, I ... can ... see ... through .... TIME ........
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:36,
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can't work that out.
i swear it said "deserve" when i clicked the button.
i try to check my posts, cos i'm dyslexic. i probably missed it as it didn't have a wiggly red line under it.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:32,
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i try to check my posts, cos i'm dyslexic. i probably missed it as it didn't have a wiggly red line under it.
if you are taking the piss
i've got buckets of it round the back.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:36,
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Oh for fuck's sake!!
She's crashed!
I need 10cc of punglandulin IV STAT!!!!!!
;)
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:27,
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I need 10cc of punglandulin IV STAT!!!!!!
;)
Stupid bint...
*hates*
Not you Damocles, just in case you were worried for even a nanosecond....
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:20,
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Not you Damocles, just in case you were worried for even a nanosecond....
G'ning Trellis.
Which of these is funnier (that's if either of them are actually funny)?
This week’s prize would be perfect for the white knuckle ride enthusiast who never seems to have time for breakfast – it’s this splendid Roller Toaster.
You could be forgiven for thinking you’d seen this week’s prize before; it’s a delicious pot of Dijon vu mustard.
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This week’s prize would be perfect for the white knuckle ride enthusiast who never seems to have time for breakfast – it’s this splendid Roller Toaster.
You could be forgiven for thinking you’d seen this week’s prize before; it’s a delicious pot of Dijon vu mustard.
Spike Barry Cryer's drink
disguise yourself as him and sit next to Graeme Garden.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:27,
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^This
That nice Jon Naismith said I can submit a few suggestions for Humph's prizes. I doubt they'll use any of them but I'll give it a go.
So that's decided, the Roller Toaster is one of them.
I might try a few more out on you before I send them.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:36,
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So that's decided, the Roller Toaster is one of them.
I might try a few more out on you before I send them.
cor, you've opened up the floodgates now for LOADS of gazzes from me
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:47,
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The film club at the end was CRACKIN' last night
/one of the best for ages...
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:31,
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Do you have a link
I always seem to miss them on the radio, and now I have internet at home I can find them on there...
email in profiiiiiiiiile :)
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:46,
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email in profiiiiiiiiile :)
Look at his little sprout face!
It's almost as if he understands. Can I fill the kinder-innards with concrete to lob at him next time?
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:39,
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i think that bottle was empty many moons ago.
unlike her snatch which i would assume is brimming from many and varied deposits.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:21,
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on the other hand
the idiot did name his daughters after his business, so you can't really expect them to turn out as the brightest crayons in the happy meal...
i do however wish she hadn't come back out of prison. she's as bad as the beckhams, in the bloody paper *every day*
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:22,
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i do however wish she hadn't come back out of prison. she's as bad as the beckhams, in the bloody paper *every day*
while pope john peel II gave the whale a reach-around
'ning cap'n!
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:24,
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I take this opportunity to say
'ning cap'n.
also
'ning everyone else.
If anyone wants a personal 'ninging, let me know.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:26,
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also
'ning everyone else.
If anyone wants a personal 'ninging, let me know.
*got one anyway, is proud and a bit smug*
Ningles to you dearie!
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:27,
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They are ALL like that!
well, all the free ones on the tube, at least.
THIS JUST IN! VICTORIA BECKHAM CAN STILL STAND UP! PICTURES PAGES 3-94
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:40,
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THIS JUST IN! VICTORIA BECKHAM CAN STILL STAND UP! PICTURES PAGES 3-94
I used to read the metro
but found myself increasingly annoyed and depressed by it. So I stopped.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:45,
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Arf!
Ooh - 1 message off of 12,000. Blimey.
Edit: ha. I don't recommend my nekkidness to anyone.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:23,
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Edit: ha. I don't recommend my nekkidness to anyone.
Scarlet on overly-polished furniture
Wheeeeeeeee! I Yam slidin'!
'ning!
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:18,
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'ning!
A superhero with a cape
Standing looking heroic.
Or a squirrel with tits, whatever floats your boat
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:19,
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Or a squirrel with tits, whatever floats your boat
Arthur Dent
and Marvin the Paranoid Android smashed off their faces at T in the Park
Arthur just wants a cup of tea, not a pint of T.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:20,
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Arthur just wants a cup of tea, not a pint of T.
pip experimenting with crack
scarlet comes in an see him, we see pips view of scarlet while on crack.
or one of the SA cast having over medicated by mistake and what we see through their eyes.
it could well be that scarlet had drunk too mcuh cough syrup and is having a hallucinationory episode.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:20,
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scarlet comes in an see him, we see pips view of scarlet while on crack.
or one of the SA cast having over medicated by mistake and what we see through their eyes.
it could well be that scarlet had drunk too mcuh cough syrup and is having a hallucinationory episode.
Someone playing taiko
Edit: BAM! That was it. 12,000 posts. Fucking hell.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:22,
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is that a Sinfest reference? :)
as for drawing... i want a picture of a kitten skateboarding!
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:23,
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something
punk as fuck please :)
(keeping with the hairspray theme.. i like the hair there)
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:29,
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(keeping with the hairspray theme.. i like the hair there)
More sequential art!
there great!
(and with that sentance I similtaniously got "there gonna taste great" in my head and lost the game)
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:30,
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(and with that sentance I similtaniously got "there gonna taste great" in my head and lost the game)
Can we have another spider and scorpion?
Not seen you do one in a bit
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:12,
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what the gomleys get upto when no one is looking
feel free to do more :)
disco gormleys, yoga gomleys etc.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:02,
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disco gormleys, yoga gomleys etc.
Is this Tuesday?
The n00bs are behaving themselves! What's going on?
Very nice, welcome, pull up a cuppa, make me a sofa etc...
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:04,
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Very nice, welcome, pull up a cuppa, make me a sofa etc...
Has my invisibility cloak fallen off?
Damn.
Radio 4'll fire me now.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:07,
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Radio 4'll fire me now.
that's not an invisibility cloak.
it's a curtain.
a net curtain
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:08,
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a net curtain
since last tuesday
as far as i can tell.
the boys in the shower room didn't have the heart to tell you
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:17,
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the boys in the shower room didn't have the heart to tell you
Not all new folks are rubbish.
I can't vouch for anyone else, obviously.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:05,
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No I know, but it's generally a fair bet on a Tuesday
It's 11am and I haven't had to yell BIGGGGER at anyone yet
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:07,
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I had to think of a person who was hard all the time.
It was the tin man or Pinnochio.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:13,
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i do think the 'L' plates tend to mark you out for abuse
rather than gentle welcome
and that's a bad thing
there are plenty of cunts without Ls that post utter wank
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:07,
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and that's a bad thing
there are plenty of cunts without Ls that post utter wank
ah, but i got nothing to post today....
oh, apart from my mini-rizla idea from the other night
www.b3ta.com/board/7384705
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:11,
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www.b3ta.com/board/7384705
the problem with drunken postings at 2:22am
they never get the attention they deserve, and if i repost them at a more sensible time in a new thread i get called a cunt.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:23,
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the bad noobs are gearing themselves for the school holidays
=(
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:06,
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anthony gormley: one trick pony
mind you, it's a fucking good trick :)
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:04,
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Oh aye
knew I recognised the name.
I like the angel of the north, although I know a lot don't. I have this overriding urge to sit on it's head and watch the sunset.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:06,
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I like the angel of the north, although I know a lot don't. I have this overriding urge to sit on it's head and watch the sunset.
i love his stuff
but you have to admit most of it is very samey
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:08,
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That's true
but then the same can be said of many.
Look at Rothko. Eventually you've just got to realise it's just fucking rectangles.
There's a question: if you had to pick one work of art to own the original of, what would it be? Mine would be Giger's Birth Machine.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:13,
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Look at Rothko. Eventually you've just got to realise it's just fucking rectangles.
There's a question: if you had to pick one work of art to own the original of, what would it be? Mine would be Giger's Birth Machine.
Salvador Dali's
Swans reflecting elephants. I just really like it.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:15,
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Oh very nice.
Galatea of the Spheres or Girafe en Feu for me. Or that crucufuxion one I can never remember the name of.
edit: Christ of Saint John of the Cross.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:21,
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edit: Christ of Saint John of the Cross.
*Googles*
I'm not art guy, but those are very good.
It sounds daft, but I like art for what it LOOKS like...you know? Or is that a stupid thing to say?
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:26,
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It sounds daft, but I like art for what it LOOKS like...you know? Or is that a stupid thing to say?
oooohhh
Giger's tempting, but I say...
Breugel's Tower of Babel
this is linked cos it's the first result on a google image search and might count as "leeched"
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:24,
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Breugel's Tower of Babel
this is linked cos it's the first result on a google image search and might count as "leeched"
It's a great work of art
in my not so humble opinion :P
I get the urge to tapdance along his wings
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:09,
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I get the urge to tapdance along his wings
i saw corky and the juice pigs on tv a few times
i didn't realise they had albums.
they're hilarious
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:05,
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they're hilarious
i saw them live at the first T in the park festival
they were aceness
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:06,
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the guys solo stand up stuff is good too.
i may purchase some cds at the weekend
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:08,
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if you do.
I recommend Dog Fashion Disco's 'adultery', for it is like a film noir musical- sin city vibes.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:10,
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OH FFS!!
That's WAY under filesize! It's quite amusing and you've only posted it once without deleting any threads at all! C'MON N00B! C];0)
Woo! and Welcome you'll never leave . . .
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:05,
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Woo! and Welcome you'll never leave . . .
it's true.
whenever i think about leaving i experience a soul searing pain!
'ning uncle!
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:08,
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'ning uncle!
ello!
woooah! cheers!
how many replies! :)
i was going to do him urinating or dancing, but it was too much time in fireworks for me to be arsed!
so jiz it is!
:) ello folks.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:46,
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how many replies! :)
i was going to do him urinating or dancing, but it was too much time in fireworks for me to be arsed!
so jiz it is!
:) ello folks.
Hahaha!
Just seen this following your post on /links.
Brilliant!
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:23,
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Brilliant!
we plough the fields and scaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatter....
Perfect morning for a nice bit of scything
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:53,
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Jeccy? Yeah . . .
Give me botox woman!
Moisturise the bags under my eyes woman!
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:57,
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Moisturise the bags under my eyes woman!
*attacks*
*Rubs nanosphere complexes into Jeccy's groin*
*twats on the back of the head with Liposomes*
*finishes off with fructospastic micro-fruit oils*
STOP! *whack*
WITH! *whack*
THE! *whack*
STOOPID! *whack*
MADEUP! *whack*
WORDS!! *whack*
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:11,
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*Rubs nanosphere complexes into Jeccy's groin*
*twats on the back of the head with Liposomes*
*finishes off with fructospastic micro-fruit oils*
STOP! *whack*
WITH! *whack*
THE! *whack*
STOOPID! *whack*
MADEUP! *whack*
WORDS!! *whack*
hahahaha
I'm afraid to reply to you; you've got a post for literally anything
cowers in the corner
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:14,
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cowers in the corner
Oh, you said corner . . .
you said corner . . .not coroner . . .
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:22,
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I like that one
but he needs to watch out for ticks in that damp grass
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:54,
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Here, drink this Irn Bru
*sings* Here comes the summerrrrrrrrrrr
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:55,
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I worry about the one with the surfboard
and his apparent embarrassment at showing his bare chest, poor thing
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:58,
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yes
he shouldn't be on a happy beach goth advert then though, should he?
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:04,
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That's what I meant.
Now, some would consider me a 'real' goth- I've certainly been walking the walk for the past tenish years *but* I am a very cheerful individual, so I don't care.
I think it's a brill commercial.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:04,
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I think it's a brill commercial.
It's something that afflicts 90% of the scrawny white boy population :-(
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:04,
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Cor!
That's lully. It's surely far too pretty for him to be grim :)
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:56,
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haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappy b3tadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:02,
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Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanks
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::)
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:04,
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Don't make me take it by force!
I have a plastic spork and I'm not afraid to use it
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:02,
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yay for b3tadays!
ooh Quantum Leap has just started on ITV3, just enough time to watch it before I go to work.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:03,
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Cheers matey!
I must make some new stuff... not really done anything for about 6 months... :)
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:10,
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apologies for the outburst
Also, I know Internet petitions don't work, but I thought I'd do one anyway.....
petitions.pm.gov.uk/food-packaging/ pass it on to anyone else who'd want to sign it.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:52,
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Also, I know Internet petitions don't work, but I thought I'd do one anyway.....
petitions.pm.gov.uk/food-packaging/ pass it on to anyone else who'd want to sign it.
Pfft, $
I have a ps2, I got it for free, but it's connected to the TV downstairs
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:59,
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I loved that game
in fact I love all the GTAs. The best bit about the first one was if you killed enough policemen you got the message COP KILLER! in big letters across the screen and if you did enough pedestrians it comes up with GENOCIDE!
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:10,
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'ning Toasty
I heard a good point on the radio this morning.
The advert about recycling cans says they could be made into a car or a plane . . . surely that would INCREASE my carbon footprint if I recycle a can . . .
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:55,
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The advert about recycling cans says they could be made into a car or a plane . . . surely that would INCREASE my carbon footprint if I recycle a can . . .
Yeah
but everyone has to chip in to help the war effort 'n that.
/early 1940s blog
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:56,
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/early 1940s blog
psst
that carbon footprint stuff is bollocks.
don't get fooled by it.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:57,
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don't get fooled by it.
ah yes.
but the other meaning is a bit pisspoor isn't it?
how long did it take the monkeys to think up a catchy name like that?
edit:
"A carbon footprint is often expressed as tons of carbon dioxide or tons of carbon emitted, usually on a yearly basis. "
So, like, its not actually anything that could be considered in any way a footprint at all. Lying fuckers.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:00,
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how long did it take the monkeys to think up a catchy name like that?
edit:
"A carbon footprint is often expressed as tons of carbon dioxide or tons of carbon emitted, usually on a yearly basis. "
So, like, its not actually anything that could be considered in any way a footprint at all. Lying fuckers.
20 years that could have been spent doing something useful
i'm concerned with a different type of gas emission today, as last nights turkey madras is acting up.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:08,
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i'm concerned with a different type of gas emission today, as last nights turkey madras is acting up.
Hahah!
Alright, my 50p is up now and I don't have any more change, so I'm going back offline.
Play nice y'all.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:57,
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Play nice y'all.
I'm with you
did you know that tetra packs are recyclable. WHERE FACILITIES EXIST! I think there's a facility in Scotland.
Tetrapacks are evil. The guy who invented them is a multi-millionaire and he doesn't give a shit about anything
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:56,
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Tetrapacks are evil. The guy who invented them is a multi-millionaire and he doesn't give a shit about anything
to be honest, I think you'd have more signatories if you started a petition entitled:
"We, the undersigned, have in our lifetime, attempted to start an online petition to force the nation/community/world* to ban the use of non-recyclable packaging".
Noble cause and all, but it ain't gonna happen when we're still buying the stuff off the shelves in the first place.
*delete as appropriate
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:04,
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Noble cause and all, but it ain't gonna happen when we're still buying the stuff off the shelves in the first place.
*delete as appropriate
people are stupid and lazy, unless the manufacturers are forced
the spend the extra 0.03p on plastic to use the recyclable sort then yes, we will continue to buy it.
You can't ask people to do things themselves that will upset their life in a teeny, tiny way, which is why the petition actually makes some sense.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:09,
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You can't ask people to do things themselves that will upset their life in a teeny, tiny way, which is why the petition actually makes some sense.
not really, as you rely on these lazy, and stupid 'people' (suggesting the majority) to sign the petition in the first place to make the peition big enough to have an effect...
thus they are 'doing it themselves' and not being so stupid, and lazy. If they're stupid and lazy enough to not
care a tinker's cuss when they're actually in the supermarket,
what makes you think a small percentage of them would actually sign an online petition.
people just don't care that much until it's in their back yard, it's driven by greed, not by ethics, and I'll tell you now, there is NO WAY on this Earth
that Gordon Brown will introduce ANYTHING like this in the next few years, as it'll upset the applecart with so many companies and producers,
and he needs all the stabiliy help he can get
to make his tenure as comfortable as possible in these early days
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:11,
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care a tinker's cuss when they're actually in the supermarket,
what makes you think a small percentage of them would actually sign an online petition.
people just don't care that much until it's in their back yard, it's driven by greed, not by ethics, and I'll tell you now, there is NO WAY on this Earth
that Gordon Brown will introduce ANYTHING like this in the next few years, as it'll upset the applecart with so many companies and producers,
and he needs all the stabiliy help he can get
to make his tenure as comfortable as possible in these early days
yes, I was suggesting that signing a petition
was less imposing on their lives than suggesting the stop buying cheap, non degrading plastics.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:14,
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you're sort of reaching for the 'middle england daily express/guardian' route then
as said, nice idea, good cause and all, but so many people have tried this, and it becomes inneffectual in it's approach.
It's a lot easier for downing street to drag all the signatories across into a folder on a computer and conveniently forget about it than it is to open letters, actually have to READ comments and letters. THAT's what is needed. Make someone actually do some friggin' work that end to start making people realise.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:16,
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It's a lot easier for downing street to drag all the signatories across into a folder on a computer and conveniently forget about it than it is to open letters, actually have to READ comments and letters. THAT's what is needed. Make someone actually do some friggin' work that end to start making people realise.
The worst thing I ever saw
Was frozen microwave chips (not McCains - I can't remember the brand) but, and you'll have trouble believing this, each chip was basically individually packaged!
Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong!
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:13,
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Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong!
Duly signed.
Gordon'll be quaking in his boots when those 15 signatures hit his desk.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:05,
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New Safety features on the International Space Station
Be gentle 1st post..use lubricant
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:51,
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Be gentle 1st post..use lubricant
Huzar!
Welcome to B3ta shop a bridge pull up a helicopter etc etc!
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:54,
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Thanks
OOOh me fun bags glow with glee, I feel warm and welcome
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:35,
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mummmhhhaaa
middenface i know where you live, i won't be gentle!!
Top 1st post dude have a click
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:01,
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Top 1st post dude have a click
Silly.
No he means me, he's a work colleague.. Silly me left my login on and he edited my sig, but I did do it to him once ooooerrrrrrr
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:32,
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Render Proggy
Tis DOGA L3 A free (unless you do animated) 3D CGI program.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:29,
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Too big?
I've had to walk back from my desk a bit to take it all in. It's like Arizona.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:51,
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Will I be graded at the end of the day on my first day performance?
.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:53,
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Well that's no good.
I was hoping for at least a complimentary reach around and some score-card-holding-up action.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:55,
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APHEX!
*tries to shove mink snacks down really, really rubbish connection*
...sorry if they're a bit broken
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:44,
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...sorry if they're a bit broken
NYAM NYAM NYAM
no worries.
*massages neck with little mink paws*
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:45,
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*massages neck with little mink paws*
THANK GOODNESS
Captain miseryguts is here to stop us all dying of joy thank heavens!
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:47,
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The world would be a boring place if everyone agreed on everything :)
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:48,
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i did it before you
i did it before you
i did it before you
i did it before you
i did it before you
i did it before you
i did it before you
i did it before you
i did it before you
=P
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:41,
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i did it before you
i did it before you
i did it before you
i did it before you
i did it before you
i did it before you
i did it before you
=P
:-(
No. No beans.
Anything but them. I'm feeling all sick now, you arse.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:44,
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Anything but them. I'm feeling all sick now, you arse.
I haven't the faintest idea who that is.
Telly? Was he on the telly?
Radio? Did he have a voice?
Come on, throw me a bone here.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:49,
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Radio? Did he have a voice?
Come on, throw me a bone here.
he was a very very good screenwriter
did lots of 'play for today's and other tv dramas
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:50,
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Dave, get your head back in the car, put your seatbelt back on and leave the ladies alone.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:42,
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are you looking at my tits.
*put on plover*
i hope you get thrush from your secretary(bird).
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:41,
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*put on plover*
i hope you get thrush from your secretary(bird).
*swallows nervously*
You're a bit eagler to get as many bird puns into one response aren't you? I'd better be swift if I swant to beat you to the prize.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:45,
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Good luck with that, I stole the battery (hens)
You're so gullible
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:49,
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You're right.
I wasn't swift enough so I'll have to swallow it.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:02,
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My dad used to say it worked
and emu what he was talking about.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:04,
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oh, I have worse lined up . . .
I have worse lined up . . .never fear *rubs hands together maniacally*
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:50,
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why is the new Die hard film, Die Hard four point ZERO!?
we don't say Room one zero one
or Hawaii five zero
it's nonsense!!
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:35,
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or Hawaii five zero
it's nonsense!!
having seen many, many adverts for this film
in both the UK and the USA...
I think "Live free or die hard", whilst cheesy and silly, suits the apparent film much, much better than the pointless nonentity that is "die hard four point zero".
/2p
it also kinda works with the other numberless names:
die hard
die harder
die hard with a vengeance
(although my office is in some contention as to whether the second film was in fact "die hard 2: die harder" or just "die harder")
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:09,
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I think "Live free or die hard", whilst cheesy and silly, suits the apparent film much, much better than the pointless nonentity that is "die hard four point zero".
/2p
it also kinda works with the other numberless names:
die hard
die harder
die hard with a vengeance
(although my office is in some contention as to whether the second film was in fact "die hard 2: die harder" or just "die harder")
i have been
it just gets my goat
like people saying seven/seven, GAH!!!!!
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:39,
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like people saying seven/seven, GAH!!!!!
seventh of July
it was a terrorist attack
not a marketing event
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:40,
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not a marketing event
The seventh of july
21/7 pisses me off more, cos nothing actually happened that day. They start calling my birthday 29/6 and I'm emmigrating...
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:41,
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Probably against copyright
They'll hunt you down.
I personally don't understand why it's point anything!
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:39,
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I personally don't understand why it's point anything!
It's a software version number reference innit?
The plot's all about 1337 haxors or summat and the producers think they're being clever by using a software type version for the film's title.
A bit like Se7en.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:40,
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A bit like Se7en.
i see what you mean
but even with software i'd still say oh rather than zero
bloody merkins and their Z love
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:42,
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bloody merkins and their Z love
ar gar gerroff yarg
yes actually he did. the ignorant swine.
yibble gar farg froog
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:35,
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yibble gar farg froog
*hands tin foil hat*
here you go, this fell off in all the confusion.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:36,
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here you go, this fell off in all the confusion.
yay!!
*goes to the Dolphin*
it has a massive diving board and a wave machine!!
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:37,
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it has a massive diving board and a wave machine!!
heh nice.
good bounce action on the rubbish.
and ning peeps - have a pearoast from the gay shift:
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:33,
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and ning peeps - have a pearoast from the gay shift:
and one more for luck:
Who'd have thought budget cuts could affect fingermouse...
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:34,
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There are 2 sides to every story
'ning all, hows it going?
I went old skhool with my pens, crayons, and a stencil to bring you a less technological version of Robot
here it is posted on my computer
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:18,
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'ning all, hows it going?
I went old skhool with my pens, crayons, and a stencil to bring you a less technological version of Robot
here it is posted on my computer
god yes
i wentto your site last night to see if i'd missed any
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:23,
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damn!
That's either really flattering or really sad, can't decide which!
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:31,
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plaice, skates, and automobiles*
*can't think of a mutli-syllabic fish
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:25,
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plecostomus catfish
which sounds more like a country and western singer really
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:27,
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I wish I could just hang off the wall by my mouth sucking action
it looks a great way to relax
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:30,
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the one i have is tiny, about 2 inches long
and he won't get any bigger.
we call him dyson
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:33,
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we call him dyson
haha
my largest is about a foot long and the leopards are about 10 inches
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:33,
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must be a different breed we're talking about here.
mine is a fresh water algae eater, as far as i know.
it is a type of catfish.
my goldfish like to nibble his tail. he doesn't like it.
he's all spotty and handsome.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:36,
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it is a type of catfish.
my goldfish like to nibble his tail. he doesn't like it.
he's all spotty and handsome.
*imagines*
You'd well fuck up your mate in an interview in an office building on the 16th floor.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:31,
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fuck you
i won't do what you tell me
=D
edit: though i should have added, woo that's ace that is!
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:20,
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=D
edit: though i should have added, woo that's ace that is!
*fades into background*
*files report*
*watches deadly assasins completely fail to take out The Mink via secret surveillance cameras*
I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME MINK!
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:26,
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*watches deadly assasins completely fail to take out The Mink via secret surveillance cameras*
I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME MINK!
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
All of which are American dreams.
Woo!
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:21,
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Woo!
America is....
America is.....!
America is the home of the hypocrite
America is the home of the hypocrite
America is the home of the hypocrite
American dreams are fuh! fuh! full of it
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:23,
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America is the home of the hypocrite
America is the home of the hypocrite
America is the home of the hypocrite
American dreams are fuh! fuh! full of it
ahh, it's tuesday. welcome aboard.
conversely: fuck, it's tuesday, i've got to get this report done. piss.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:28,
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congratulations
your first post appears not to have given anyone apoplexy
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:29,
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I've taken some time to have a look around and gauge reactions to new folk.
Being a twat doesn't seem to go over very well, as far as I've seen.
I've just noticed a bloke in my office wearing a b3ta t-shirt as well.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:30,
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I've just noticed a bloke in my office wearing a b3ta t-shirt as well.
He looks busy. I may leave it till lunch.
In fact, I may just leave it. I don't know if I'm ready to take this to the real world yet.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:33,
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*knows the feeling*
I only wear my b3ta shirt to concerts and the like where nobody will know me and ask me about it.
I'm feeling weird talking about this
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:34,
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I'm feeling weird talking about this
i wear mine in new situations
i look at it a bit like a masonic handshake
i've met two b3tans through it
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:41,
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i've met two b3tans through it
being a twat is fine
you just have to get three people onside first
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:32,
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yeah, why not
i have as much clout as a green party candidate though
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:43,
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It's nice that you have read the FAQ (it makes a refreshing change)
Welcome, new person!
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:46,
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Welcome new person
You seem nice so far. Pull up a meme, sit yourself down.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:30,
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Thanks and stuff.
I was expecting more of a "trial by fire" to be honest.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:46,
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It's all about being nice
which you seem to have managed well
kitten, chair, shop, etc
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:54,
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kitten, chair, shop, etc
oooh!!
*enjoys*
morning you slinky Minky little love-rapist, you!
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:22,
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morning you slinky Minky little love-rapist, you!
much better ta
A nice long G'n'T in a hot bath and a good night's sleep and I am right as rain, although I did have a bit of a twinge in the hip as I threw my leg over the bike this morning ;)
How's your furry, dark-coloured, semi-aquatic, carnivorous mammalian self?
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:27,
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How's your furry, dark-coloured, semi-aquatic, carnivorous mammalian self?
*has image in head of you throwing a false leg over a bike*
i'm good ta.
just had my breakfast and i'm currently sipping a big mug of hot tea!
braw
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:28,
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just had my breakfast and i'm currently sipping a big mug of hot tea!
braw
gay eskimo?
rubbing the elderly?
is there a track you'd recommend?
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:16,
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is there a track you'd recommend?
all of them
if you can find the panda song, that's good
gay eskimo is funny as is rubbing the elderly
and they're REM spoofs are excellent
download it all, just to be safe
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:17,
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gay eskimo is funny as is rubbing the elderly
and they're REM spoofs are excellent
download it all, just to be safe
Listen to some Gabba Front of Berlin
or whatever they're called- I was last night.
It's like a gothic musical aneurysm, it's brill. Wakes you up.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:17,
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It's like a gothic musical aneurysm, it's brill. Wakes you up.
should the words "gothic musical aneurysm" and "brill" be in the same sentence?
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:18,
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Manwife loved it.
However his judgement is such that he is not only shagging your dear captain, but asked her to marry him.
Can we trust this man with our nation's children? CAN WE?
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:21,
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Can we trust this man with our nation's children? CAN WE?
i'd trust him with my boy
i'd trust anyone with my boy.
he can take care of himself
=D
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:30,
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he can take care of himself
=D
Didn't get any yet
Went straight home instead of tescos, the pain got worse. Sat with my cup of tea down the front of my pyjama bottoms though, that seemed to help.
Today it's definitely time to try the cranberry though!
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:18,
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Today it's definitely time to try the cranberry though!
Thank you!
I do take it as a compliment, most of the time people seem to think I'm a right bloky girl.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:29,
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*looks around alertly*
Sorry My nerd alarm just were off the scale!!!:P
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:18,
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Cheeky!
X Files is one of the few things I was ever really nerdy about...
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:22,
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IF you say so:P
I did have a mate who's missus was so geeky about buffy, she had a lifesized cut out of Angel (may or may not have had anything to do with the programme:P)
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:30,
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they hunger for success
but everybody knows that....
whiiiite liiiines
fade awaaaaay
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:34,
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whiiiite liiiines
fade awaaaaay
Apart from you.
You're...fucking......shaft.
That was also on last night. The telly did not want me in bed last night!
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:59,
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That was also on last night. The telly did not want me in bed last night!
they are repeating spaced?
good, it deserves more fans, it am ace
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:01,
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Oh I wish.
No, I just watch the DVDs a lot.
Noooo, Shaft the film. With Samuel L Jackson in it. And Christian Bale.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:03,
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Noooo, Shaft the film. With Samuel L Jackson in it. And Christian Bale.
Yes but it's got a nice soundtrack
And Samuel L Jackson in it.
I have delusions of pimpdieur.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:10,
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I have delusions of pimpdieur.
says the girl with ginger hair
and porcelain skin!
'ning lovely
=D
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:58,
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'ning lovely
=D
i'm going to have to figure out a way of denoting where i have restrained myself
from being unecessarily cruel
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:00,
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basketball, basketball, basketball ass!
/corky and the juice pigs
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:03,
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:O
I have no idea what that all is, but I'm hearing it to a mid-90s contemporary soul bassline, and I'm liking it.
*grooves*
Worryingly, before I re-wrote that, I'd put
*grover*
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:05,
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*grooves*
Worryingly, before I re-wrote that, I'd put
*grover*
google corky and the juice pigs
or even better use cr3ation to download some mp3s
they were funny fuckers
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:09,
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they were funny fuckers
you're such a goth....
:D
my great great great grandma was African
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:19,
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my great great great grandma was African
i like how this has evolved
from lol to 'genuine lol'
i sat and watched someone write lol the other day who hadn't even cracked a smile - it utterly baffled me
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:38,
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i sat and watched someone write lol the other day who hadn't even cracked a smile - it utterly baffled me
Ah, but I really really did lol!
Honest! Ask my boss! No wait, don't...
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:39,
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nice work on the 'Hopper' -
I got it without resorting to filename
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:41,
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mictoboy.co.uk/gallery/dennishopper.gif
also from last night:
mictoboy.co.uk/gallery/matrix.gif
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:45,
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also from last night:
mictoboy.co.uk/gallery/matrix.gif
Nice style :-)
It's snazzy and I would massage your ego by asking to use it for something, if I had anything to use it for....
*massages*
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:47,
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*massages*
i'm surprised i'm back on there tbh
and doubley-so that it's not 'hahahaha'
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:52,
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speaking of doubley/dobly
Spinal Tap was on last night. How does it manage to get better the older I get?
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:57,
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I was crying with laughter.
How does that even happen when I know most of the script?
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:04,
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i imagine that the joint reefer spliff-type doobie helped a little
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:06,
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Well....
I'm only young. I'll learn.
Naughty captain *self spankage*
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:12,
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Naughty captain *self spankage*
I'm assuming it's from a pic taken a good while ago,
seeing as his face is thinner
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:43,
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dunno
i just googled him and it was the most likely looking one
he looks quite old in it, so it can't have been too long ago
edit: www.curtisknapp.com/IMAGES/portrait/dennis_hopper_450.jpg
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:45,
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he looks quite old in it, so it can't have been too long ago
edit: www.curtisknapp.com/IMAGES/portrait/dennis_hopper_450.jpg
I see it , its from a few years ago,
he's decidedly more 'rotund' these days
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:46,
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hahahahahahaha
best thing ever to un-lurk too! thats proper ace!
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:41,
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Men.
are ace
Edit: www.b3ta.com/board/7389002 (This means I clicked)
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:13,
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Edit: www.b3ta.com/board/7389002 (This means I clicked)
ello Trello
did you get your letter in on ISIHAC last night? I only got to listen to the first 15 minutes or so
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:16,
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the postman just delivered ME a packet
not enough postage apparently.
I wonder what it is...
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:23,
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I wonder what it is...
I saw that on the news last night
And thought 'hmm, should they really be showing that?'
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:31,
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only a bit
and being at work hasn't really helped
but my ego has been massaged
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:20,
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but my ego has been massaged
kudos
it's good cause and i disregarded copyright to make in the first place :)
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:25,
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I recognise that living room
The internet is a surprisingly small place.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:19,
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pfft
'ning all. Just saw a couple of great adverts in the local laundrette window.
1)Yorkshire terrier puppies.
Bread them my self lavishly reared with no espence speared.
and
2) two way spanking:)
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:21,
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1)Yorkshire terrier puppies.
Bread them my self lavishly reared with no espence speared.
and
2) two way spanking:)
Can you spear some espense on mine please?
I find strawberry flavour espense goes best with terriers.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:31,
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I'll try and take a photo
as apparently they were dewarmed every two weeks!
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:33,
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Well the grand finale was
mother is 8' tall and father was only 7' so they'll be quite small when they're fully grown!
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:44,
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hahahahahahaha
you mispelled "saw"
hahahahaha
oh, that wasn't the joke.
mmm, yorkie bread.
'ning all
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:29,
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hahahahaha
oh, that wasn't the joke.
mmm, yorkie bread.
'ning all
No wonder he always looks so smug and pleased with himself...
'ningles McFlingles all!
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:03,
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'ningles McFlingles all!
With a polish like that he don't need to
the gril under the belly give it a shine
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:11,
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up to the point
they nailed him to a bit of wood, then he was all like 'boo hoo hoo'
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:07,
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No it hasn't. I only see yours. And it's 'have deviated'.
*refluffs*
'NING ALL!
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 8:59,
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'NING ALL!
Vigilance, Mrs T, vigilance.
Take your eye off for a second and grammatical mayhem would ensue.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:09,
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Take your eye off for a second
And you get one hell of a bloody mess!
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:11,
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Heheh
my mate's mum had a glass eye but he didn't know until he was 14.
I guess there is no 'right time' to tell your child something like that.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:15,
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I guess there is no 'right time' to tell your child something like that.
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