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Pun goggles on people!

Exits are here . . . here and here
Doof! I even winded meself!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)

i don't get it

sorry

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)

Sarcasm?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)

sadly no

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)

Isambard Kingdom Brunel

One of the best engineers EVER. Smoked about 40 cigars a day and only slept about 2 hours a night.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)

never heard of him

everybody knows all the best engineers are SCOTTISH!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)

Like the Stephenson who built the Bell Rock lighthouse?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)

i'd like to meet Stevenson the engineer,
i'd like to meet Faraday and buy him a beer,
and i'd love to meet the man who had the bright idea,
of Bob Wilson, Anchorman.

/HMHB

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)

Granddad

stop pretending to be a girl on the internet and get on with your airfix.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)

I watched Seven Wonders of the Industrial World

One of them was his ship, the Great Eastern. It was excellent.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)

Come and watch how to look good naked with me.

and the lovely Gok Wan.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)

Not seen any of those

No programme could make me look good naked

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)

Course it can!

Bet you do anyway.

I'm a big chubpot, and I bet I don't look that bad naked. Just a bit widescreen.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)

I'm fat, hairy and have dull but ugly scars

and I look good naked*

*compared to steve chegwin

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)

It's all about confidence.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)

*confides*

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)

We should compare arse sizes

Bet I'd be more widescreen than you

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)

me FTW anyday my dears

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)

As a scientist

I am willing to be the independent judge of such a comparison.

Please can all entrants send a photo of their arse in the following positions:

1) Stood up with a normal sheet of A4 paper held alongside (for scale) - try to keep it in the same plane as your hip sockets.

2) sat on a copy of today's daily telegraph on a hard wooden surface.

Cladding is up to the entrant, but no salopets.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)

I will act as the independant arbitration panel

ensuring mockingbird's ruling is fair and true.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)

You forgot the glass table with a 50p coin in your crack section.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:54, archived)

Doubtful.

Well, I don't know. I'm a size 16-18 with a massive arse and tits, and I really couldn't give a shit who knows.

I think I look pretty good, even if I am a bit tubby- makes me sexier.

*is having a good day*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)

What is his full name?

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)

who's full name?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)

Isambard kingdom brunel?

(your spelling may vary)

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)

never heard of him

edit: googled. nope, definitley never heard of him. maybe it's cos i'm scottish

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)

well,

you can't help it....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)

s'ok

I do Scottish puns too . . .
I blame dumbing down!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)

groan dave

that's an old joke mind.

"is that a doughnut or a meringue?"

"no sir, you're right, it is a doughnut"

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)

fuckin' ell!

no pleasing you Scotch is there . . .
How about thissun?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)

built a bridge.

Apparently a very nice bridge. Ooooh, look at that bridge, granddads say. Especially my ones.

Let's look at this bridge in the rain for an hour.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)

Not just a bloody bridge

he made fucking loads of things.

The Great Western Railway was designed and built by him, and he pioneered the use of the larger gauge rails which remain in use today.

Then there were the Great Western, Great Eastern and the SS Great Britain, don't forget them.

And loads of other stuff.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)

did he invent angel delight?

did he?
no, did he fuck

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)

you dropped this "?"

and yes, I believe he was something of a bedroom adventurer.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)

but then Angel Delight is fairly small in the grand scale of things.

Except butterscotch flavour.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)

No wonder my granddads are obsessed with him then

my great granddad was a train driver.

I'm sorry, but I am allowed to find it all really, really boring.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)

No, you're not.

Here's a top hat, here's a cigar, now go and design a fucking ship.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)

I don't want to design one, I've got one and it's lovely, ta.

I'll keep the top hat though, I haven't owned one of these in years.

You design one if it's so bloody awesome. GO ON.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)

he built other stuff too

but more importantly he had an ace hat.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)

The man in the prison

(Look up Brunel on wiki if you haven't heard of him)

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)

Isambard Kingdom Brunel

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CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)

*spangs*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)

Bristol chappy!

Hurrah!

And excellent pun... *hops*

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)

Hahaha

Woo!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)

*smacks forehead*

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)

my eyes!

The goggles do nothing!

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fross Read your email on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)

hahaha, yes

WOO!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)

no, sorry . . .

sorry . . .Health and safety gone mad . . .
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)

Hahaha

Up and at zem!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)

Why are all men over a certain age OBSESSED with him?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)

its an engineering thing.

and the silly name.

Thomas Telford and James Brindley don't get the recognition they server.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)

Also tall hats FTW

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)

\o/

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)

lo debbil

(note lack of link)

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)

nice Mockingbird

have a ning and a smoosh for your linklessness

'ning!

*smoosh!*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)

server?

Hah, your brain's on autocomplete! Don't worry, I keep wanting to cal micto 'macro' a lot of the time. Bloody work.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)

cos he has a small penis?

oh sorry, that's microboy

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)

It's the age of the Micro Man,
who sees the detail but never the plan
It's the time of the tiny creep,
who pulls the levers while he falls asleep
Twenty five years of social research

It's the age of the insect man
who pushes buttons and takes back the can
It's the age of the Micro Man
who sees the detail but never the plan
Twenty five years of social research
Twenty five years of social research

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)

take your tablets love

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)

*takes whatever mad tablets are appropriate for listening to late 70s space rawk*

oh holy jesus, I ... can ... see ... through .... TIME ........

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)

can't work that out.

i swear it said "deserve" when i clicked the button.

i try to check my posts, cos i'm dyslexic. i probably missed it as it didn't have a wiggly red line under it.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)

Oh I'm not taking the piss my love.

Promise I'm not.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)

if you are taking the piss

i've got buckets of it round the back.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)

Oh for fuck's sake!!

She's crashed!

I need 10cc of punglandulin IV STAT!!!!!!

;)

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)

GAH!

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DogHorse plop, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)

good grief

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)

*bangs head on desk*

*weeps*

*sobs quietly*

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Damien's Hearse, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:18, archived)

Hahaha!!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:18, archived)

hahahahaha

Way to fuck the legacy woman :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)

you're on feckin' fire lately with these anims, great stuff!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)

Stupid bint...

*hates*

Not you Damocles, just in case you were worried for even a nanosecond....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)

G'ning Trellis.

Which of these is funnier (that's if either of them are actually funny)?

This week’s prize would be perfect for the white knuckle ride enthusiast who never seems to have time for breakfast – it’s this splendid Roller Toaster.

You could be forgiven for thinking you’d seen this week’s prize before; it’s a delicious pot of Dijon vu mustard.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)

pfft

i like roller toaster.

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)

Roller Toaster

Mostly because I want one! How do I enter?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)

Spike Barry Cryer's drink

disguise yourself as him and sit next to Graeme Garden.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)

Graeme is the bestest!

I would love to meet him :-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)

^This

That nice Jon Naismith said I can submit a few suggestions for Humph's prizes. I doubt they'll use any of them but I'll give it a go.

So that's decided, the Roller Toaster is one of them.

I might try a few more out on you before I send them.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)

cor, you've opened up the floodgates now for LOADS of gazzes from me

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:47, archived)

^this Graeme the best panellist by far

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)

mustard

sez me

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)

hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)

^this settles it..... Roller Toaster it is

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)

Yeah, I knew that was a bindun.

And not only by Dave.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)

both good

but i like roller toaster :D

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fross Read your email on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)

piss

i missed ISIHAC last night

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new_matt, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)

Me too.

Listen Again FTW!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)

The film club at the end was CRACKIN' last night

/one of the best for ages...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)

DAMN YOU WORK WEBFILTERS!

I want to listen to it right now!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)

Do you have a link

I always seem to miss them on the radio, and now I have internet at home I can find them on there...

email in profiiiiiiiiile :)

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)

Mustard for me plz

Cor, two peas of this in a week, maybe I'm getting too predictable. *spazzes up a bit*

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Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)

Ah.

Infometary.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)

Look at his little sprout face!

It's almost as if he understands. Can I fill the kinder-innards with concrete to lob at him next time?

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Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)

I like

Roller Toaster. It's entertainment and utility in one.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)

haha!!

*clicks*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)

i think that bottle was empty many moons ago.

unlike her snatch which i would assume is brimming from many and varied deposits.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)

o_0

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)

Hahaha

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)

Hahahahahahahah

FP NOW!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)

on the other hand

the idiot did name his daughters after his business, so you can't really expect them to turn out as the brightest crayons in the happy meal...

i do however wish she hadn't come back out of prison. she's as bad as the beckhams, in the bloody paper *every day*

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fross Read your email on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)

DID PARIS HILTON KILL PRINCESS DIANA?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:23, archived)

while pope john peel II gave the whale a reach-around

'ning cap'n!

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fross Read your email on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)

Ningles me hearty!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)

I take this opportunity to say

'ning cap'n.

also

'ning everyone else.

If anyone wants a personal 'ninging, let me know.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)

*got one anyway, is proud and a bit smug*

Ningles to you dearie!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)

Have you tried a different paper?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)

They are ALL like that!

well, all the free ones on the tube, at least.

THIS JUST IN! VICTORIA BECKHAM CAN STILL STAND UP! PICTURES PAGES 3-94

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fross Read your email on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)

I used to read the metro

but found myself increasingly annoyed and depressed by it. So I stopped.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)

Arf!

Ooh - 1 message off of 12,000. Blimey.

Edit: ha. I don't recommend my nekkidness to anyone.

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DogHorse plop, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:23, archived)

Nekkid time!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)

Oops.

Gone.
b3ta.com/board/7389573

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DogHorse plop, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)

i don't care

i still love her

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new_matt, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)

Hahahaha!

Ace!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)

IRRITANT

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)

DO NOT SWALLOW

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Rincewind, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)

OXIDISING AGENT

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)

Hahaha

Wow

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:06, archived)

Bored now.

What should I draw?

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)

how jack got the crack on his noggin'

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:18, archived)

Scarlet on overly-polished furniture

Wheeeeeeeee! I Yam slidin'!

'ning!
Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:18, archived)

a Hyper Denzien

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:18, archived)

This! 'Denizen eats whole tub of flying saucers'

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)

you're obssessed!

with flying saucers i mean

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)

A superhero with a cape

Standing looking heroic.

Or a squirrel with tits, whatever floats your boat

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)

Ninja giraffe on stilts

(duck Quack !, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)

scarlet in toys r us

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)

A starfish

...in SUBURBIA!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)

Hot chicks on BMXs.

That'd be great.

(MadGutters Now what?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)

Arthur Dent

and Marvin the Paranoid Android smashed off their faces at T in the Park

Arthur just wants a cup of tea, not a pint of T.

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The Neville What what what, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)

^ This

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)

pip experimenting with crack

scarlet comes in an see him, we see pips view of scarlet while on crack.

or one of the SA cast having over medicated by mistake and what we see through their eyes.

it could well be that scarlet had drunk too mcuh cough syrup and is having a hallucinationory episode.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)

pip experimenting with scarlet's crack?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)

quick toasty!

to the Yiffmobile!

and ningles, hows tricks?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)

sore, achey and a bit bloody

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)

OH MY!

how come, are you back on the S&M again?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)

'Ning - how're you.

: Hilary hardcore hulahooping

(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)

FIVE hula hoops?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)

or 6.

according to the size and weight.

(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)

Someone playing taiko

Edit: BAM! That was it. 12,000 posts. Fucking hell.

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DogHorse plop, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)

is that a Sinfest reference? :)

as for drawing... i want a picture of a kitten skateboarding!

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fross Read your email on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:23, archived)

Yep :)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)

i really like the...

...recent less breasty stuff :)

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Shiodome has realised numbers in names aren't cool., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)

A Fungi Ferengi.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)

A small religious tableau

illustrating your favourite parable

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)

Something shiny

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Rincewind, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)

a door with a penis

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)

Iraqi Okapi Bukkake drinking latté

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Signify, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)

something

punk as fuck please :)

(keeping with the hairspray theme.. i like the hair there)

(whatsinaname, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)

More sequential art!

there great!

(and with that sentance I similtaniously got "there gonna taste great" in my head and lost the game)

(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)

The game

...you cunt...

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The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)

the next SA?

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)

Can we have another spider and scorpion?

Not seen you do one in a bit

(Lemming, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)

We want

Tank Squirrel!

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kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:57, archived)

Some work i did for my graphics class on quotes

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Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)

haha

look at cameron's little cock

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Damien's Hearse, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)

I was concentrating on the two growing out of his chest...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)

the queens stamp should be on her mimsy

/lick it joke

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)

Anchovy stamps, FTW!

FTW!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)

How do...?

Click for bigger (150KB)

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Ninj, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)

hahahahaha!

*fwaps*

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Damien's Hearse, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)

*runs away in slow motion*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)

Haha!

I want one.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)

*rides*

YEEHAW!!...........

bored now.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)

what the gomleys get upto when no one is looking

feel free to do more :)
disco gormleys, yoga gomleys etc.

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maclondon, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)

Is this Tuesday?

The n00bs are behaving themselves! What's going on?

Very nice, welcome, pull up a cuppa, make me a sofa etc...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)

*wiggles nose* You're a sofa!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)

Samantha!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)

Has my invisibility cloak fallen off?

Damn.

Radio 4'll fire me now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)

that's not an invisibility cloak.

it's a curtain.
a net curtain

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)

Bloody hell

how long have I had this on?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)

since last tuesday

as far as i can tell.

the boys in the shower room didn't have the heart to tell you

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)

*cries*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:23, archived)

Not all new folks are rubbish.

I can't vouch for anyone else, obviously.

(MadGutters Now what?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)

No I know, but it's generally a fair bet on a Tuesday

It's 11am and I haven't had to yell BIGGGGER at anyone yet

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)

mr trellis on the viagra again?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)

Doesn't need to be ;-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)

Mr Trellis is the tin man

AICMFP

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)

O_o

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)

I had to think of a person who was hard all the time.

It was the tin man or Pinnochio.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)

Pinocchio, but with fewer lies...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)

Has he got no strings?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)

*prepares guffawing truss*

*dons*
*guffaws*

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)

here you go then...

*unzips*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)

i do think the 'L' plates tend to mark you out for abuse

rather than gentle welcome
and that's a bad thing

there are plenty of cunts without Ls that post utter wank

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)

HEY!

I don't even post that much you badger's arse

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)

mummy!

*enhugulates*
hows thee?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)

found another 50p?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)

Prof Kenny gave her one . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)

Just stole access

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)

ah, but i got nothing to post today....

oh, apart from my mini-rizla idea from the other night

www.b3ta.com/board/7384705

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)

nice one! :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)

the problem with drunken postings at 2:22am

they never get the attention they deserve, and if i repost them at a more sensible time in a new thread i get called a cunt.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:23, archived)

cunt

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)

thankyou

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)

^this^

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Damien's Hearse, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)

What do you mean?

I am still rubbish

(Duck_Assassin has 86400 sec's in a day, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)

the bad noobs are gearing themselves for the school holidays

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)

anthony gormley: one trick pony

mind you, it's a fucking good trick :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)

Excuse me, sir

What's an Anthony Gormley?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)

he's an artist, he done did the 'angel of the north'

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)

Oh aye

knew I recognised the name.

I like the angel of the north, although I know a lot don't. I have this overriding urge to sit on it's head and watch the sunset.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)

i love his stuff

but you have to admit most of it is very samey

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)

That's true

but then the same can be said of many.

Look at Rothko. Eventually you've just got to realise it's just fucking rectangles.

There's a question: if you had to pick one work of art to own the original of, what would it be? Mine would be Giger's Birth Machine.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)

Salvador Dali's

Swans reflecting elephants. I just really like it.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)

Oh very nice.

Galatea of the Spheres or Girafe en Feu for me. Or that crucufuxion one I can never remember the name of.

edit: Christ of Saint John of the Cross.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)

*Googles*

I'm not art guy, but those are very good.

It sounds daft, but I like art for what it LOOKS like...you know? Or is that a stupid thing to say?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)

Not at all!

Same reason I do!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)

I'd go for the Mona Lisa

/Bernard and the Genie blog.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)

oooohhh

Giger's tempting, but I say...

Breugel's Tower of Babel

this is linked cos it's the first result on a google image search and might count as "leeched"

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)

Oh that's beautiful.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)

It's a great work of art

in my not so humble opinion :P

I get the urge to tapdance along his wings

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)

At sunset?

We could go together. I'd bring sandwiches.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)

I'll bring the Special Brew!

Huzzah!

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)

Best set up line evva!

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)

I beg your pardon?!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)

sculptor

angel of the north

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)

i saw corky and the juice pigs on tv a few times

i didn't realise they had albums.
they're hilarious

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)

i saw them live at the first T in the park festival

they were aceness

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)

the guys solo stand up stuff is good too.

i may purchase some cds at the weekend

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)

rockin'!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)

if you do.

I recommend Dog Fashion Disco's 'adultery', for it is like a film noir musical- sin city vibes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)

hahahaha

that's wonderful

(

Damien's Hearse, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)

Hahahahahahaha!

Spaff Gormley!
Welcome n00b.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)

dunno why, but that reminds me of this

homepage.ntlworld.com/jeccysden/matchstick/deathfall.jpg

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)

I like that.

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Damien's Hearse, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)

haha!

nice!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)

OH FFS!!

That's WAY under filesize! It's quite amusing and you've only posted it once without deleting any threads at all! C'MON N00B! C];0)

Woo! and Welcome you'll never leave . . .
well I didn't

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)

it's true.

whenever i think about leaving i experience a soul searing pain!
'ning uncle!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)

Harrow, neph!

neph!I got yer dad for tea tomorrow!
Yay!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)

you cannibal!!!

what you having?
can i come?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)

Salmon

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)

no uncle

............

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)

*gives 50p for sweets*

run along then . . .
hee!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)

Wilkommen

nice first post. Pull up a kitten.

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)

ello!

woooah! cheers!
how many replies! :)

i was going to do him urinating or dancing, but it was too much time in fireworks for me to be arsed!

so jiz it is!

:) ello folks.

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maclondon, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)

Hahaha!

Just seen this following your post on /links.

Brilliant!

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Monty Propps, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)

yey, Im not emo at all....

click for others

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)

we plough the fields and scaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatter....

Perfect morning for a nice bit of scything

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)

Get him, Mr Digital

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)

hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)

he's got such a lovely face :)

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)

He's just doing his job

nothing personal

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)

Jeccy? Yeah . . .

Give me botox woman!

Moisturise the bags under my eyes woman!
Hahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)

Well my middle name is "Laboratoires Garnier"...

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)

*attacks*

*Rubs nanosphere complexes into Jeccy's groin*

*twats on the back of the head with Liposomes*

*finishes off with fructospastic micro-fruit oils*

STOP! *whack*
WITH! *whack*
THE! *whack*
STOOPID! *whack*
MADEUP! *whack*
WORDS!! *whack*
Hehehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)

hahahaha

I'm afraid to reply to you; you've got a post for literally anything

cowers in the corner

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)

Oh, you said corner . . .

you said corner . . .not coroner . . .
Hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)

Hahaha

Yes, those adverts talk complete boswellox.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)

yey :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)

Love that film :-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)

Hate that film

The good bits were all in the trailers.

(quiltypig, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)

Hola Mr Toast

I was in Leamington again at the weekend.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)

I like that one

but he needs to watch out for ticks in that damp grass

(

finnbar has officially retired, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)

Here, drink this Irn Bru

*sings* Here comes the summerrrrrrrrrrr

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)

i love that ad

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)

'ning mink boy!!

(i was called away)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)

'sup dawg

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)

I worry about the one with the surfboard

and his apparent embarrassment at showing his bare chest, poor thing

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)

it's cos he's so white

and pidgeon chested

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)

yes

he shouldn't be on a happy beach goth advert then though, should he?

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)

Happy goths!

You can imagine the outcry.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)

I bet 'real' goths hate it

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)

That's what I meant.

Now, some would consider me a 'real' goth- I've certainly been walking the walk for the past tenish years *but* I am a very cheerful individual, so I don't care.

I think it's a brill commercial.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)

It's something that afflicts 90% of the scrawny white boy population :-(

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)

One of my favourites at the mo

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)

Ohhh!

It's an early start for death.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)

Cor!

That's lully. It's surely far too pretty for him to be grim :)

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)

happy b3taday!

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)

Ta!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappy b3tadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)

Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanks

:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::)

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)

Happy B3taday :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)

Thanks Prodigy!

wtf...

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)

lolz :/

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)

Cheers!

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)

happy b3taday!

(

Damien's Hearse, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)

Happy b3taday!

*eats cake*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)

Yay cayke!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)

Who said you get cake?

*hoards*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)

Don't make me take it by force!

I have a plastic spork and I'm not afraid to use it

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)

*hoards harder*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)

merry b3taday!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)

Thank yew!

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)

Happy b3taday!

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)

Cheers m'dear

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)

^Repeats above sentiments^

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)

^repeats above comments of thanks^

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)

b3taday b3taday

woo and mamajammin' yay!

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)

Huzzah!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)

Read that as manjam

I really must get out more

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)

yay for b3tadays!

ooh Quantum Leap has just started on ITV3, just enough time to watch it before I go to work.

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finnbar has officially retired, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)

Thanking you muchly

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)

Happy B3taday fella!

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)

Cheers matey!

I must make some new stuff... not really done anything for about 6 months... :)

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)

pffft!

just noticed the hanged man!
woo!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)

lovely and grim :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)

The hanging corpse made me do a sad face.

(MadGutters Now what?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)

oiiiii loike this a laaarrtttt

oi does

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)

apologies for the outburst

Also, I know Internet petitions don't work, but I thought I'd do one anyway.....
petitions.pm.gov.uk/food-packaging/ pass it on to anyone else who'd want to sign it.

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)

My ps1 just crashed

(

davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)

buy a ps2, they're down to $99 now

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)

Pfft, $

I have a ps2, I got it for free, but it's connected to the TV downstairs

(

davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)

connect it upstairs then you mong ;)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)

I will soon

When I've finished smashing up police cars

(

davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)

But....but....Dave...you LOVE cars...

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)

Imposter!

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)

really, what were you playing?

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)

Grand Theft Auto

(

davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)

I loved that game

in fact I love all the GTAs. The best bit about the first one was if you killed enough policemen you got the message COP KILLER! in big letters across the screen and if you did enough pedestrians it comes up with GENOCIDE!

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)

YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN DRIVING IT WHILST DRUNK

(

Damien's Hearse, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)

I was driving a bus

(

davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)

does the phrase 'pissing in the wind' mean anything to you?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)

wasn't that a del amitri song?

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)

no that was

"cum in the milk"

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)

well nobody's perfect

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)

i'm sure i don't know, darling

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)

yes, it means wet shoes

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)

'ning Toasty

I heard a good point on the radio this morning.

The advert about recycling cans says they could be made into a car or a plane . . . surely that would INCREASE my carbon footprint if I recycle a can . . .
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)

Yeah

but everyone has to chip in to help the war effort 'n that.

/early 1940s blog

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)

psst

that carbon footprint stuff is bollocks.

don't get fooled by it.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)

yeah

unless you rub pencil all over youre shoes

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)

ah yes.

but the other meaning is a bit pisspoor isn't it?
how long did it take the monkeys to think up a catchy name like that?

edit:
"A carbon footprint is often expressed as tons of carbon dioxide or tons of carbon emitted, usually on a yearly basis. "

So, like, its not actually anything that could be considered in any way a footprint at all. Lying fuckers.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)

erm

20 years?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)

20 years that could have been spent doing something useful

i'm concerned with a different type of gas emission today, as last nights turkey madras is acting up.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)

Hahah!

Alright, my 50p is up now and I don't have any more change, so I'm going back offline.

Play nice y'all.

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)

Mwwwwah!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)

Ta ta!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)

I'm with you

did you know that tetra packs are recyclable. WHERE FACILITIES EXIST! I think there's a facility in Scotland.

Tetrapacks are evil. The guy who invented them is a multi-millionaire and he doesn't give a shit about anything

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)

^this^

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)

sigged

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)

signed

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)

Done and done

(

DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)

to be honest, I think you'd have more signatories if you started a petition entitled:

"We, the undersigned, have in our lifetime, attempted to start an online petition to force the nation/community/world* to ban the use of non-recyclable packaging".

Noble cause and all, but it ain't gonna happen when we're still buying the stuff off the shelves in the first place.

*delete as appropriate

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)

people are stupid and lazy, unless the manufacturers are forced

the spend the extra 0.03p on plastic to use the recyclable sort then yes, we will continue to buy it.

You can't ask people to do things themselves that will upset their life in a teeny, tiny way, which is why the petition actually makes some sense.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)

not really, as you rely on these lazy, and stupid 'people' (suggesting the majority) to sign the petition in the first place to make the peition big enough to have an effect...

thus they are 'doing it themselves' and not being so stupid, and lazy. If they're stupid and lazy enough to not
care a tinker's cuss when they're actually in the supermarket,
what makes you think a small percentage of them would actually sign an online petition.

people just don't care that much until it's in their back yard, it's driven by greed, not by ethics, and I'll tell you now, there is NO WAY on this Earth
that Gordon Brown will introduce ANYTHING like this in the next few years, as it'll upset the applecart with so many companies and producers,
and he needs all the stabiliy help he can get
to make his tenure as comfortable as possible in these early days

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)

yes, I was suggesting that signing a petition

was less imposing on their lives than suggesting the stop buying cheap, non degrading plastics.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)

you're sort of reaching for the 'middle england daily express/guardian' route then

as said, nice idea, good cause and all, but so many people have tried this, and it becomes inneffectual in it's approach.
It's a lot easier for downing street to drag all the signatories across into a folder on a computer and conveniently forget about it than it is to open letters, actually have to READ comments and letters. THAT's what is needed. Make someone actually do some friggin' work that end to start making people realise.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)

The worst thing I ever saw

Was frozen microwave chips (not McCains - I can't remember the brand) but, and you'll have trouble believing this, each chip was basically individually packaged!

Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)

Shrink wrapped coconuts.

Morrisons FTW!

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)

buy baggier trousers

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)

Badum tish

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)

Duly signed.

Gordon'll be quaking in his boots when those 15 signatures hit his desk.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)

New Safety features on the International Space Station

Be gentle 1st post..use lubricant

(middenface Toss my salad, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)

welcome to b3ta!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)

nicely done

welcome

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)

Huzar!

Welcome to B3ta shop a bridge pull up a helicopter etc etc!

(

caffeinefreak, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)

Haha!

Don't worry, we like 'em tight ;)

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)

Thanks

OOOh me fun bags glow with glee, I feel warm and welcome

(middenface Toss my salad, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)

Is that rendered?

What did you do it in?

(MadGutters Now what?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)

mummmhhhaaa

middenface i know where you live, i won't be gentle!!

Top 1st post dude have a click

(Vampiror Nightstalker likes to watch your every move!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)

Are you talking to me?

(MadGutters Now what?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)

Silly.

No he means me, he's a work colleague.. Silly me left my login on and he edited my sig, but I did do it to him once ooooerrrrrrr

(middenface Toss my salad, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)

Render Proggy

Tis DOGA L3 A free (unless you do animated) 3D CGI program.

(middenface Toss my salad, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)

too soon?

(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)

don't know

who is it?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)

Chinese kid from Virginia or summat?

I have no idea either

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)

ding

we have winar!

(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)

Travis Bickle's oriental cousin...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)

Wow...

Huge AND shit.

(kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)

Too big?

I've had to walk back from my desk a bit to take it all in. It's like Arizona.

(MadGutters Now what?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)

*makes notes*

so far, so good

(

new_matt, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)

Will I be graded at the end of the day on my first day performance?

(MadGutters Now what?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)

just bummed

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)

Well that's no good.

I was hoping for at least a complimentary reach around and some score-card-holding-up action.

(MadGutters Now what?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)

you get an apprasisal and development plan

just like at work

(

new_matt, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)

arizona fits on your desk?

how big is your office?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)

Immense.

(MadGutters Now what?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)

NEVER too soon

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)

That's sick.It's too soon

have this

(spook, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)

hahahaha

love that :D

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)

'genuine lol'

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)

Thief!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)

HAHAHA! Look at tiny-wrists McGee!

(

OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)

see newsletter 283

there's a link to V-tech the video game

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finnbar has officially retired, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)

'ning all!

Phrooooar! Look at the tits on that . . . tit

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)

gah

*clutches chest*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)

Who do you think you are!?

Thor_sonofodin!?
hehehehe! 'ning!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)

yarg?

*adjusts tin foil hat*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)

is that for the perm?

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:47, archived)

pffft

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)

You're a mink, not bird!

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)

JESSIE!

*curls round neck*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)

APHEX!

*tries to shove mink snacks down really, really rubbish connection*

...sorry if they're a bit broken

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)

NYAM NYAM NYAM

no worries.

*massages neck with little mink paws*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:45, archived)

ffs

this is pathetic

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)

you

have
no
joy

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)

THANK GOODNESS

Captain miseryguts is here to stop us all dying of joy thank heavens!
Bah!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:47, archived)

The world would be a boring place if everyone agreed on everything :)

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)

no it wouldn't!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)

Oh oo is such a gwumpygus.

*massivebig cuddle* ess oo is.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)

hahaha

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)

stop that

it's weird

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)

Does oo want some too?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)

*grabs*

'ningles!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)

'ning you :)

S'alright, hope you guys have fun

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:45, archived)

I wont!

ON PURPOSE! C];0)
shame though

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)

OI!

Clutch your own chest!

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)

but (strangely) yours is closer!

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)

PORNITHOLOGY?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)

at least it's an ology

/old bt ad blog

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)

I was about to put that!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)

i did it before you

i did it before you
i did it before you
i did it before you
i did it before you
i did it before you
i did it before you
i did it before you
i did it before you

=P

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)

You're older than me

you remember it better.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)

*throws tin of beans towards england*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)

:-(

No. No beans.

Anything but them. I'm feeling all sick now, you arse.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)

; )

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)

Is Maureen Lipman dead yet?

(MadGutters Now what?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)

I hope not.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)

No, she's playing Joyce Grenfell

Or was last time I heard

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)

There's another woman who deserves more love.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)

She was excellent!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:45, archived)

but her husband is

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)

Who was he?

I don't keep up to date with celebrity gossip.

(MadGutters Now what?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)

Jack Rosenthal

(

finnbar has officially retired, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)

I haven't the faintest idea who that is.

Telly? Was he on the telly?

Radio? Did he have a voice?

Come on, throw me a bone here.

(MadGutters Now what?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)

he was a very very good screenwriter

did lots of 'play for today's and other tv dramas

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)

Ah, right.

Ta much.

(MadGutters Now what?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)

didn't he create "Londons Burning"?

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)

aye

(

finnbar has officially retired, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)

get in there!!!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)

but she's from Hull, which is nearly as good.

(

finnbar has officially retired, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:47, archived)

GAH!

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)

Robins with tits!

'Ning Punmeister

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)

Now that's my sort of birdwatching.

Woo!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)

TITS!

hehehe!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)

Dave, get your head back in the car, put your seatbelt back on and leave the ladies alone.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)

you!

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)

Arf

Morning Sir Dave

(

Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)

are you looking at my tits.

*put on plover*

i hope you get thrush from your secretary(bird).

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)

*swallows nervously*

You're a bit eagler to get as many bird puns into one response aren't you? I'd better be swift if I swant to beat you to the prize.
Once bittern twice shy!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:45, archived)

Would that be the Tern-er Prize?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:47, archived)

Pardon?

hang on . . .

*turns heron aid up*
say again?

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)

'ning

*ducks

(

edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)

'ning, m'lard!

m'lard!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)

Good luck with that, I stole the battery (hens)

You're so gullible

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)

So you're the curlew made Dave deaf?

(

edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)

She'll rEGRET robin me!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)

You coot do that!

*owls in anguish*
tee hee!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)

Well I've no egrets

/Piaff blog

(

edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)

Mindpiss now!

We don't get no falcon better do we?

(

edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)

I only beat you by a sparrow margin

Peregrine and bear it
Arf!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)

You're right.

I wasn't swift enough so I'll have to swallow it.

(

edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)

Jay ne regret d'rian?

C];0)

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)

*Sits starling into space

(

edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)

That doesn't work!

By nostrich of the imagination
Arf!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)

My dad used to say it worked

and emu what he was talking about.

(

edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)

Wasn't your dad a Rhea Admiral

in the navy?
hehehe!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)

A three badge stoker on the good ship Skylark

(

edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)

Arf

gives new meaning to the term twitcher

(l4rd went back to his normal lurking on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)

~~revolving~~ masturbating

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)

Hahah!

That's a wonderfully silly one

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)

*hugs and cuddels down here too*

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)

a horny pornithologist

woo!

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)

everybody calls me the muffled titter

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)

~~ter~~

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:47, archived)

hahahaha ace!

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)

love the narrowing eyes

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:45, archived)

haha :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)

*gleeeees*

'ning!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)

'ning sir

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)

oh dear

ning dave

(

amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)

oh, I have worse lined up . . .

I have worse lined up . . .never fear *rubs hands together maniacally*
hehehe!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)

*fears*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)

Cor!

'ning to you, and to all

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)

Dumpster Diving?

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)

5.9

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)

why is the new Die hard film, Die Hard four point ZERO!?

we don't say Room one zero one
or Hawaii five zero

it's nonsense!!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)

cos it's cool

and funky
and with it
and other such things

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)

well i spose it's better than

live free or Die hard

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)

having seen many, many adverts for this film

in both the UK and the USA...

I think "Live free or die hard", whilst cheesy and silly, suits the apparent film much, much better than the pointless nonentity that is "die hard four point zero".

/2p

it also kinda works with the other numberless names:
die hard
die harder
die hard with a vengeance

(although my office is in some contention as to whether the second film was in fact "die hard 2: die harder" or just "die harder")

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)

word.

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:47, archived)

well

why don't you say four point oh?
nobody will mind

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)

i have been

it just gets my goat
like people saying seven/seven, GAH!!!!!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)

seven/seven as opposed to what?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)

seventh of July

it was a terrorist attack
not a marketing event

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)

do people actually say seven/seven?

sounds silly

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)

on the news they do

toss pots

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)

The seventh of july

21/7 pisses me off more, cos nothing actually happened that day. They start calling my birthday 29/6 and I'm emmigrating...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)

Mine's the 30/11

3011.

Boll. That's all mine is. Boll.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)

at least it's not 7/21

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)

or 7/11

or 24/7

hahahaha.

no?

/coat

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:45, archived)

mine's 04/06

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)

Probably against copyright

They'll hunt you down.

I personally don't understand why it's point anything!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)

i'm just upset i didn't get to see die hard 3.6

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)

It's a software version number reference innit?

The plot's all about 1337 haxors or summat and the producers think they're being clever by using a software type version for the film's title.

A bit like Se7en.

(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)

i see what you mean

but even with software i'd still say oh rather than zero
bloody merkins and their Z love

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)

4.1

is the director's cut

(

finnbar has officially retired, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)

'Romford Olympics'

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)

pffft

i was having a drrrrrrrink then!

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)

meths?

did the nasty man diving into your home disturb you?

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)

ar gar gerroff yarg

yes actually he did. the ignorant swine.
yibble gar farg froog

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)

*hands tin foil hat*

here you go, this fell off in all the confusion.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:36, archived)

*snatches*

yarg

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)

a splendid cheese

it's their surname spelt backwards.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)

*eyes suspiciously*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)

yay!!

*goes to the Dolphin*

it has a massive diving board and a wave machine!!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)

whoop!!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)

heh nice.

good bounce action on the rubbish.

and ning peeps - have a pearoast from the gay shift:

(

Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)

and one more for luck:

Who'd have thought budget cuts could affect fingermouse...

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)

There are 2 sides to every story

'ning all, hows it going?
I went old skhool with my pens, crayons, and a stencil to bring you a less technological version of Robot
here it is posted on my computer

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:18, archived)

haha

lovely stuff

west side john dory

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:20, archived)

guys and dogfish

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:21, archived)

I take it you've missed me then!

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)

god yes

i wentto your site last night to see if i'd missed any

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)

damn!

That's either really flattering or really sad, can't decide which!

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)

both

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)

the taking of pollock 1 2 3

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)

plaice, skates, and automobiles*

*can't think of a mutli-syllabic fish

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:25, archived)

mudskipper

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)

Wobbegongs of The Broken Hearted?

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)

plecostomus catfish

which sounds more like a country and western singer really

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:27, archived)

haha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)

Plecos are great

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)

sure are

I gots me 3 of the plant eating bastards

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)

Mmmmm, suck the rock

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)

I wish I could just hang off the wall by my mouth sucking action

it looks a great way to relax

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)

is that those wee fresh water algae eater thingies?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)

wee?

they can get quite large.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)

the one i have is tiny, about 2 inches long

and he won't get any bigger.
we call him dyson

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)

haha

my largest is about a foot long and the leopards are about 10 inches

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)

must be a different breed we're talking about here.

mine is a fresh water algae eater, as far as i know.
it is a type of catfish.
my goldfish like to nibble his tail. he doesn't like it.
he's all spotty and handsome.

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:36, archived)

sounds like a dwarf plec

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)

Awww!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)

*imagines*

You'd well fuck up your mate in an interview in an office building on the 16th floor.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)

hah!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)

Waving manically...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)

I like that

Woo!

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:20, archived)

fuck you

i won't do what you tell me
=D

edit: though i should have added, woo that's ace that is!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:20, archived)

;)

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:21, archived)

*knowing smile*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)

Dexter: I've been wondering that

May check it out

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)

~~tell me~~ program me to do

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)

smart

a bit too smart.
you're one of them!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)

*fades into background*

*files report*
*watches deadly assasins completely fail to take out The Mink via secret surveillance cameras*
I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME MINK!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)

bwah ha ha ha

ha ha ha
HA HA HA HA HA HA *choke* aherm...yes

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:27, archived)

Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!

All of which are American dreams.

Woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:21, archived)

America is....

America is.....!

America is the home of the hypocrite
America is the home of the hypocrite
America is the home of the hypocrite
American dreams are fuh! fuh! full of it

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)

is that off 'evil empire'?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)

dunno

it's the Violent Femmes

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)

that'll be a no then

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)

fuck you

i wont woo what you tell me!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:21, archived)

felt tip pen: not enough of

*doffs cap*

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new_matt, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)

What do his buttons do?

YAY First post at last!

(MadGutters Now what?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)

ahh, it's tuesday. welcome aboard.

conversely: fuck, it's tuesday, i've got to get this report done. piss.

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new_matt, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)

A/S/L?

H/W/D?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)

Hello!

(

Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)

congratulations

your first post appears not to have given anyone apoplexy

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)

I've taken some time to have a look around and gauge reactions to new folk.

Being a twat doesn't seem to go over very well, as far as I've seen.

I've just noticed a bloke in my office wearing a b3ta t-shirt as well.

(MadGutters Now what?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)

ask him his b3ta name.

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)

He looks busy. I may leave it till lunch.

In fact, I may just leave it. I don't know if I'm ready to take this to the real world yet.

(MadGutters Now what?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)

Are you sure you're new?

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)

I've not stained me kecks yet, if that helps at all.

(MadGutters Now what?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)

*knows the feeling*

I only wear my b3ta shirt to concerts and the like where nobody will know me and ask me about it.

I'm feeling weird talking about this

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)

i wear mine in new situations

i look at it a bit like a masonic handshake
i've met two b3tans through it

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)

being a twat is fine

you just have to get three people onside first

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new_matt, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)

Can I count on you in the upcoming elections?

(MadGutters Now what?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)

yeah, why not

i have as much clout as a green party candidate though

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new_matt, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)

Thanks anyway.

(MadGutters Now what?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)

It's nice that you have read the FAQ (it makes a refreshing change)

Welcome, new person!

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finnbar has officially retired, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)

*apoplexes*

ooh, spoke too soon.

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)

Sorry about that.

(MadGutters Now what?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)

no worries

*chucks playfully on arm*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)

Welcome new person

You seem nice so far. Pull up a meme, sit yourself down.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)

croeso i b3ta

tynnu ym chadair
shoppau yn cath fair

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)

*swells*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)

HE'S GONNA BLOW!

RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)

Buttons? All depends on how you push them!

Also - Welcome!

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)

Thanks and stuff.

I was expecting more of a "trial by fire" to be honest.

(MadGutters Now what?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)

It's all about being nice

which you seem to have managed well
kitten, chair, shop, etc

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)

"plinky plonky BANG!!!"

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:18, archived)

pfft

*Arrests Gladys Pue*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:19, archived)

where were you 20 years ago?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)

Fucking Gladys Pue!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)

Glock-enspiel

ho ho!

'ningles b3ta!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:20, archived)

*surprise sexes*

'ello lovely

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:20, archived)

oooh!!

*enjoys*

morning you slinky Minky little love-rapist, you!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)

flattery will get you everywhere.

recovered yet?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)

much better ta

A nice long G'n'T in a hot bath and a good night's sleep and I am right as rain, although I did have a bit of a twinge in the hip as I threw my leg over the bike this morning ;)

How's your furry, dark-coloured, semi-aquatic, carnivorous mammalian self?

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:27, archived)

*has image in head of you throwing a false leg over a bike*

i'm good ta.
just had my breakfast and i'm currently sipping a big mug of hot tea!
braw

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)

Behold The Face Of DrZaarlon [Number3].

cfb

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:06, archived)

what a handsome devil....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:06, archived)

'ning benjy

how goes it?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:16, archived)

i've had her

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:08, archived)

*rolls up newspaper*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:09, archived)

Mum !?

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Xkimo was at work on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:10, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7389091

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:11, archived)

gay eskimo?

rubbing the elderly?

is there a track you'd recommend?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:16, archived)

all of them

if you can find the panda song, that's good
gay eskimo is funny as is rubbing the elderly

and they're REM spoofs are excellent

download it all, just to be safe

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:17, archived)

Listen to some Gabba Front of Berlin

or whatever they're called- I was last night.

It's like a gothic musical aneurysm, it's brill. Wakes you up.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:17, archived)

should the words "gothic musical aneurysm" and "brill" be in the same sentence?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:18, archived)

Manwife loved it.

However his judgement is such that he is not only shagging your dear captain, but asked her to marry him.

Can we trust this man with our nation's children? CAN WE?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:21, archived)

i'm going to say......

no
yes
maybe
i don't know!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:25, archived)

AHA

I fucking knew it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)

i'd trust him with my boy

i'd trust anyone with my boy.
he can take care of himself
=D

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)

*cowers behind the sofa*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)

it depends

what id his opinion on marmite?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)

Loves it.

Same with me. YUM MARMITE say Captain and Manwife.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)

Dad !?

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Xkimo was at work on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:19, archived)

Oh l do like that.

Atmospheric.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)

'ningles matey

The cranberry juice any help?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:16, archived)

Didn't get any yet

Went straight home instead of tescos, the pain got worse. Sat with my cup of tea down the front of my pyjama bottoms though, that seemed to help.
Today it's definitely time to try the cranberry though!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:18, archived)

Also peppermint tea.

Have you tried stopping being a woman?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:20, archived)

Many a time- that's why I'm so fucking butch.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)

You is girlie girle:P

*hides*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:27, archived)

Thank you!

I do take it as a compliment, most of the time people seem to think I'm a right bloky girl.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)

oh your not a weh wehweh weh weh girlie girl.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)

Make more sense, little train!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)

watermeloning happy baby orangutan

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:21, archived)

*grabs micto, pulls trousers down, changes batteries*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)

THAT'S NOT MY BATTERY COMPARTMENT WOMAN!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)

Yeah, yeah, course it isn't.

That'll be why they fit so well.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:27, archived)

/James Bulger blog?

*hulls*

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)

You've been in the X Files

Series 5

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:15, archived)

*looks around alertly*

Sorry My nerd alarm just were off the scale!!!:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:18, archived)

Cheeky!

X Files is one of the few things I was ever really nerdy about...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)

IF you say so:P

I did have a mate who's missus was so geeky about buffy, she had a lifesized cut out of Angel (may or may not have had anything to do with the programme:P)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)

"Hey, didn't I see you one time in NYPD Blue?"

"Na, that was my mate Rog"

Inspired by below

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:32, archived)

oh yes.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:33, archived)

Hahahaha

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:33, archived)

arf!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:33, archived)

they hunger for success

but everybody knows that....

whiiiite liiiines
fade awaaaaay

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:34, archived)

Don't do it!

Freeze......

Rock...

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Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:37, archived)

Dang dang

dickety dang di dang ??

or something like that.

(l4rd went back to his normal lurking on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:40, archived)

HUH!!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:46, archived)

I'd like to point out just how white you all are.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:57, archived)

watchoo talkin' 'bout?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:58, archived)

Apart from you.

You're...fucking......shaft.

That was also on last night. The telly did not want me in bed last night!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:59, archived)

they are repeating spaced?

good, it deserves more fans, it am ace

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:01, archived)

Oh I wish.

No, I just watch the DVDs a lot.

Noooo, Shaft the film. With Samuel L Jackson in it. And Christian Bale.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:03, archived)

hmmm

not seen it

actually, hang on, yes i have, it was shite

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:04, archived)

Yes but it's got a nice soundtrack

And Samuel L Jackson in it.

I have delusions of pimpdieur.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:10, archived)

SHAFT ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE !!!!

or something ?

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Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:05, archived)

That's the one.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:11, archived)

NEWSFLASH!

Mictoboy is fucking shaft...

...in the ear.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:16, archived)

says the girl with ginger hair

and porcelain skin!

'ning lovely
=D

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:58, archived)

i'm going to have to figure out a way of denoting where i have restrained myself

from being unecessarily cruel

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:00, archived)

And the biggest, bounciest arse you've ever seen.

Ningles!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:02, archived)

basketball, basketball, basketball ass!

/corky and the juice pigs

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:03, archived)

I have no idea what that all is, but I'm hearing it to a mid-90s contemporary soul bassline, and I'm liking it.

*grooves*

Worryingly, before I re-wrote that, I'd put

*grover*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:05, archived)

google corky and the juice pigs

or even better use cr3ation to download some mp3s

they were funny fuckers

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:09, archived)

*writes on pad*

Tankoo.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:11, archived)

they were ok...

/standard micto response of joy

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:21, archived)

ha ha!!

but i have black heritage

:P

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:09, archived)

i have a black stereo

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:10, archived)

you're such a goth....

:D

my great great great grandma was African

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:19, archived)

Genuine office lol!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:34, archived)

i like how this has evolved

from lol to 'genuine lol'

i sat and watched someone write lol the other day who hadn't even cracked a smile - it utterly baffled me

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:38, archived)

Ah, but I really really did lol!

Honest! Ask my boss! No wait, don't...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:39, archived)

i believe you, cos you wrote 'genuine lol' :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:40, archived)

nice work on the 'Hopper' -

I got it without resorting to filename

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:41, archived)

ooh

ta :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:41, archived)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:42, archived)

mictoboy.co.uk/gallery/dennishopper.gif

also from last night:
mictoboy.co.uk/gallery/matrix.gif

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:45, archived)

Nice style :-)

It's snazzy and I would massage your ego by asking to use it for something, if I had anything to use it for....

*massages*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:47, archived)

hahaha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:49, archived)

Nice one on the stats today btw

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:50, archived)

i'm surprised i'm back on there tbh

and doubley-so that it's not 'hahahaha'

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:52, archived)

speaking of doubley/dobly

Spinal Tap was on last night. How does it manage to get better the older I get?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:57, archived)

i do absolutely love that film

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:59, archived)

I was crying with laughter.

How does that even happen when I know most of the script?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:04, archived)

i imagine that the joint reefer spliff-type doobie helped a little

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:06, archived)

Well....

I'm only young. I'll learn.

Naughty captain *self spankage*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:12, archived)

*watches*

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:15, archived)

*charges*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)

I'm assuming it's from a pic taken a good while ago,

seeing as his face is thinner

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:43, archived)

dunno

i just googled him and it was the most likely looking one
he looks quite old in it, so it can't have been too long ago

edit: www.curtisknapp.com/IMAGES/portrait/dennis_hopper_450.jpg

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:45, archived)

I see it , its from a few years ago,

he's decidedly more 'rotund' these days

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:46, archived)

hahahaha

genius :)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:35, archived)

Hahaha! Woo!

"oo ar you... oo oo, oo oo"

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:39, archived)

hahaha, excellent stuff!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:40, archived)

hahahahahahaha

best thing ever to un-lurk too! thats proper ace!

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:41, archived)

which one got made redundant from the OGWT?

/old fart blog

(l4rd went back to his normal lurking on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:43, archived)

i just worked out what that stands for

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:53, archived)

I've been trying

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:01, archived)

old grey whistle test

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:02, archived)

of course

:¬)

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:04, archived)

CLICKED OFF!

Brilliant

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Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:46, archived)

clicks

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connor, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:46, archived)

haha ya bastard this is great!

*clickenspiel*

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:53, archived)

hahahaha!!

excellent!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:03, archived)

another day....another crime scene....

NO...it isnt!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:12, archived)

Men.

are ace

Edit: www.b3ta.com/board/7389002 (This means I clicked)

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:13, archived)

haha

What's going down in Groove-Town dudes?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:14, archived)

Ahead groove factor five, yeah!

'Ning Savoury!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:15, archived)

ello Trello

did you get your letter in on ISIHAC last night? I only got to listen to the first 15 minutes or so

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:16, archived)

*writes on hand to remind to 'listen again'*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:17, archived)

it was the last one too

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:19, archived)

EVER?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:19, archived)

well, once Humph opens the packet I've sent him

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:21, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:22, archived)

the postman just delivered ME a packet

not enough postage apparently.

I wonder what it is...

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:23, archived)

Er, it's a present

Enjoy!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:25, archived)

it smells of chapati flour and hair bleach

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:26, archived)

I saw that on the news last night

And thought 'hmm, should they really be showing that?'

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:31, archived)

i have cheered up a bit

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:16, archived)

wow!

take it easy now fella :D

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:19, archived)

only a bit

and being at work hasn't really helped

but my ego has been massaged

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:20, archived)

oh yeh

spill the beans

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:21, archived)

someone asked to use one of my images for something cool

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:22, archived)

nice work

cash or kudos?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:24, archived)

kudos

it's good cause and i disregarded copyright to make in the first place :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:25, archived)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:27, archived)

And did you see this?

www.b3ta.com/board/7388785

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:29, archived)

she gazzed me :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:30, archived)

I recognise that living room

The internet is a surprisingly small place.

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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:19, archived)

pfft

'ning all. Just saw a couple of great adverts in the local laundrette window.

1)Yorkshire terrier puppies.
Bread them my self lavishly reared with no espence speared.
and
2) two way spanking:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:21, archived)

haha - are they from the same person?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:21, archived)

sadly not.

*has a slice of terrier bread*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:23, archived)

I wonder how many people are shopping this right now

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:25, archived)

EMAP I'd imagine:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:29, archived)

Can you spear some espense on mine please?

I find strawberry flavour espense goes best with terriers.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:31, archived)

I'll try and take a photo

as apparently they were dewarmed every two weeks!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:33, archived)

aw,

did they stick them in the freezer for ten minutes?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:36, archived)

Well the grand finale was

mother is 8' tall and father was only 7' so they'll be quite small when they're fully grown!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:44, archived)

hahaha

8 foot tall yorkshire terrier!
was it called clifford?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:46, archived)

you shouldn't spank puppies

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:23, archived)

That just unfair

coz perfectly fine to spank monkeys!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:23, archived)

you fondle puppies

silly RG

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:24, archived)

mmmmm

puppies

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:25, archived)

hahahahahahaha

you mispelled "saw"

hahahahaha

oh, that wasn't the joke.

mmm, yorkie bread.

'ning all

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:29, archived)

*ninjas*

*two way spanks*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:30, archived)

ooh

*slappity slap slap*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:30, archived)

'Ning Phexy!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:32, archived)

Sexy McTrelly

as i live and breathe.
how are you m'lovely?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:35, archived)

Hehe - Naughty Naughty very naughty!

Top stuff!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:38, archived)

No wonder he always looks so smug and pleased with himself...

'ningles McFlingles all!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:03, archived)

haha, celebrity BJs

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:07, archived)

Gah!

rancid bell cheese.

johnny hasn't seen his cock since 1983

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:09, archived)

With a polish like that he don't need to

the gril under the belly give it a shine

(waxdart hello., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:11, archived)

up to the point

they nailed him to a bit of wood, then he was all like 'boo hoo hoo'

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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:07, archived)

me me me!

This comp seems to of deviated from 'now go and be be creative' to 'show us pics of you being an arse-hat any time since the invent of digital cameras'

Here's my arse-hattery from 18-odd months ago.
Enjoy!
DM

(Daddy Massive, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 8:53, archived)

I want to see more of

Poison Ivy

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 8:55, archived)

You'd think so,

but i got a horrible rash from her.

(The If has remembered this site., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:01, archived)

Show me this rash

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:03, archived)

No it hasn't. I only see yours. And it's 'have deviated'.

*refluffs*
'NING ALL!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 8:59, archived)

'Ning you pedant

Well done, keep up the good work etc...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:02, archived)

Vigilance, Mrs T, vigilance.

Take your eye off for a second and grammatical mayhem would ensue.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:09, archived)

Take your eye off for a second

And you get one hell of a bloody mess!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:11, archived)

Those eye-popping-out stories

make me afraid to sneeze

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:13, archived)

I know some that'll make you afraid to blow your nose after...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:15, archived)

Heheh

my mate's mum had a glass eye but he didn't know until he was 14.
I guess there is no 'right time' to tell your child something like that.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:15, archived)

haha :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:03, archived)

I know that source...

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:05, archived)

Astounding

(waxdart hello., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:06, archived)

hahahaha

morning

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:13, archived)

'ning :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:21, archived)

he's the greatest he's the biggest he's the beeeeeest!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:14, archived)

Arse-hattery on public transport.....

Not compo'd as no scissors glue or magazines were involved in the making of this arse-hattery.

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Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:36, archived)

you didnt tell them that you made the outfit

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:02, archived)

Just found this in the bathroom cabinet....

(christopher monkey, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 8:52, archived)

Oy vey

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 8:59, archived)

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