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I just hacked a trial of flash mx and are extremely happy.

I are sorry if it are a bit hooj, but I are not knowing anyfing at all.

By the way, it begins with the two arrows pointing at 'em. That be the begining.

To all peepul. I JUST hacked a trial of Flash MX means about quater o' an hour ago. This is why it are crud.

(Mr Idiot Sshhh...my yeast are rising..., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:45, archived)

that is not huge

but nor is it understandable

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:47, archived)

it makes more sense each time it cycles

~~more~~ less

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:50, archived)

Hmm...

Makes sense to me...
Scripty:
BLAIR: Err, I know how to EEEHHHH!
BROWN: Yes yes, Mr Blair, but we simply can't support this kind of operation.
[SHORT, HIGHLY COMEDIC PAUSE]
BLAIR: Aww...
CROWD: Ahh...
SOME POLITICIAN TYPE: Poor thing.

(Mr Idiot Sshhh...my yeast are rising..., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:53, archived)

several questions

but just two for now::

what is EEEHHHHHH

and why is Blair infront of a headmaster at a 50s public school called Mr Brown?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:56, archived)

its all about sex

that is all you need to know

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:58, archived)

Several answers

But just whatever comes after one for now:

EEEHHHHHH is what mongs say.

And Brown looks like a teacher coz I can't draw.
EDIT: Also, that is how draw hair.

(Mr Idiot Sshhh...my yeast are rising..., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:58, archived)

ah,

i'm sure Caewan will be along shortly to present you with his badge then

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:01, archived)

Hahah!

i remember hacking my scools version...

..i animated 'ninja pirate stickmen'!

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:48, archived)

file size is fine

i am happy
i am sorry
a tad large
do not know anything

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:48, archived)

Uh........

I understand that less than myself.

(Mr Idiot Sshhh...my yeast are rising..., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:03, archived)

He was correcting your grammar.

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ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:04, archived)

it be to fast

and firefox doesn't help that

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:48, archived)

try making them all explode

thats what i do if i cant finish an animation

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:49, archived)

You need to go CS3 now, sonny jim

stupid bloody actionscript 3.0...

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:50, archived)

Eh?

What is actionscript 3.0?

(Mr Idiot Sshhh...my yeast are rising..., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:54, archived)

If you can, use Flash to make dancing fruit or veg.

Like so:

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:04, archived)

woo!

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[DTMX] Fishing hook, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:11, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:39, archived)

best of all the preserves!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:39, archived)

Hahaha

My printer hates me

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:42, archived)

if i want to print anything out

i have to email it to my wife
as our one printer is a dell, and so not mac compatible

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:46, archived)

dell printers are the biggest cunts of the lots

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:48, archived)

~~printers~~

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:50, archived)

well yes, that to

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:51, archived)

Hahaha

They seem so happy and charming at first, then you do something stupid and open A THIRD APPLICATION FOR THEM TO DEAL WITH!!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:55, archived)

me and your printer have a lot in common

don't supposed it's called epsom as well is it.

my name may not be epsom

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:46, archived)

you hate jahled too?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:47, archived)

did i say that?

and a woo and a spang to you too.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:49, archived)

I talk of the demonic fiend master I have to work with

I quite literally threw my home one out of a first floor window into the garden in a moment of hulk-induced rage after dying on me when I had ten minutes to get something critical to the post office

and by golly it was an epson

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:52, archived)

i liked my epson

until it jammed recently, is now fooked. waiting for the parents to get a new PC in the hope they get a free printer (how i got this one) which i can nick

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:54, archived)

an epson was it

similar but no cigar,

gstq must learn the correct spelling of computer stuff before trying to be smart.
gstq must learn the correct spelling of computer stuff before trying to be smart.
gstq must learn the correct spelling of computer stuff before trying to be smart.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:12, archived)

all printers are built to be bastards

Wooz

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:43, archived)

Dave the fax?

EDIT: How rude! *sharpens killing knife* C];0)

'ello!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:44, archived)

hello strangler!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:45, archived)

s'not my fault . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:48, archived)

heheh

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:50, archived)

DONT CROSS THE STREAMS

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:49, archived)

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:52, archived)

aces

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:53, archived)

tee hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:53, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:56, archived)

honestly, with your hummus and your drawing talent

with your hummus and your drawing talentwe make an ACE team . . . no . . . wait . . .

no that's right

_{_*sigh*}
hehehehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:58, archived)

Hehe!

Hooray for jam!

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:57, archived)

chortle and spangs

haha reminds of the jamming scene in spaceballs!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:56, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:22, archived)

Peace

ful :)

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Collatallie Sisters, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:23, archived)

that scares me :(

Woo!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:23, archived)

That's lovely.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:23, archived)

Brilliant!

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:23, archived)

pretty!

/likes

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:24, archived)

Hello Mr. Toast.

I like this.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:24, archived)

Hello Mr Bird

I'm glad :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:24, archived)

Hurrah!

And while you're basking in my praise, don't forget to promote my chortleberry.com site to any creative photography sorts you know.
If they like it they might even give you a biscuit. A biscuit! Imagine that.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:32, archived)

that's positively lovely

wish i could set it as my desktop!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:25, archived)

I was going to post it 900 wide, but thought I'd get beaten up again

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:25, archived)

i wouldn't have minded :-P

i'm just mad that windows won't allow animated gifs as desktop images anymore. i used to do it way back on my old windows 98, it was fantastic

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:29, archived)

I want to make a film with this kind of thing in.

And a fight in some misty woods. And a giant something you just glimpse in said mist.

Like this! youtube.com/watch?v=J7lAAXroWeQ - but just the first bit, or you'll ruin the ending... It's Frank Darabont/Stephen Kings "The Mist", and its chuffing awesome. Dead Can Dance did the song, and it's called The Host of the Seraphim.

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:26, archived)

Breasts?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:28, archived)

thats the other film I'm going to make....

*wink wink, nudge nudge*

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:31, archived)

it's either got to be breasts or a comedy rubber dildo

it's THE LAW

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:32, archived)

Is it allowed to be comedy rubber breasts?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:34, archived)

yes, but they are not mandatory

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:46, archived)

for similar but infinitely more awesome

due to ace music and the gorgeous tearing out your heart vocal abilities of Karin Dreijer Andersson try this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2VxjnpxTR0 (which I remembered as I was posting and was just re-watching)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:31, archived)

booty-ful

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:27, archived)

chugchugchugchugchugchugchugchugchug

chugchugchugchugchugchugchugchugchugchugchugchug
chugchugchugchugchugchugchugchugchugchugchugchug

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:28, archived)

WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY

GOOD-NIGHT

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johnsto, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:28, archived)

i cannot endorse the insurance certificate on this building

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:30, archived)

I love your stuff

Woo Yay, Sir!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:31, archived)

yay for windmills

(boo for my jerky animations with glitches in the sky)

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boris the spider, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:32, archived)

I live two doors down from a windmill.

This is a fact.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:36, archived)

I adore this.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:37, archived)

Brilliant

It reminds me of 'myst'

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Hellzapoppin, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:44, archived)

yay!

steampunk shack ftw :)

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:45, archived)

Why are so many people all "Steampunk! woo!" recently?

It's not a new genre, and it's even had that name since the late 80s. (Not directed at you, just that a lot of people keep going on about it here it seems)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:55, archived)

no idea

I'm not here often these daze, I guess people are generally a bit fed up with all their electronic gizmos breaking all the time and it's some form of minor rebellion.

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:23, archived)

i want a flying shed

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:50, archived)

s'nice

very nice

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beaubodor blogless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:50, archived)

Reminds me of 'Demon Days Inc.'

by Gorillaz.. dunno if im the first to notice :S

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:51, archived)

Feel Good Inc you mean :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:56, archived)

thats

fantastic!

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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:54, archived)

Woo!

This reminds me of MYST.

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Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:13, archived)

I was just thinking this

very lovely stuff mr toast

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:14, archived)

this is my favourite thing ever.

i mean it! *clicks*

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:22, archived)

More of this sort of thing.

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Tart Monkey, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:31, archived)

Easily

the most outstandingly inspired thing I've seen on b3ta- woo sir!

(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:05, archived)

that's lully :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:39, archived)

Jeebus really hated his parents - especially at Christmas

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:18, archived)

What insensitive twats.

Woo!

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:19, archived)

Is his Dad called Bod then?

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:21, archived)

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:17, archived)

DUCK!

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:18, archived)

George Bush?

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:18, archived)

Dick Cheney?

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:20, archived)

Richard Nixon?

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:20, archived)

Karl Rove?

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:20, archived)

Gerald?

Wild? I was absolutely livid!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:21, archived)

He bloody does eat daffodils, though

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:34, archived)

Have a quick mutant bullowl...

... before i have to dash off again

hopefully i'll be back a bit quicker this time though :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:01, archived)

Aw, poor little chap looks sad.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:02, archived)

Me likey.

Me give *click*y

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ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:02, archived)

I'm very, very bored.

*sigh*

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:04, archived)

So am I.

How is that cat?

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ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:05, archived)

No cat sign today.

I've spent each previous day picking the cute little thing up off the gas meter and transporting her to elsewhere so that she stops knocking at the door.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:07, archived)

Aww :(

It's a shame she is owned.

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ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:10, archived)

Yes it is.

It is a lovely cat.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:16, archived)

Why not buy one of your own?

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ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:17, archived)

Hello bored people

can I interest you in a game of Isketch?

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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:18, archived)

A what?

It sounds a little bit French to me.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:20, archived)

You know it makes sense!

www.isketch.net/isketch.shtml

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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:21, archived)

Alas.

I cannot look at that, as there doesn't seem to be a plugin for Linux for whatever craziness the applet is written in.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:23, archived)

Because we rent

and are not allowed pets. :(

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:19, archived)

Aww.

Entirely off-subject of dogbirds, but NME has the following headline on their website. I misread it and got very excited.

'Radiohead play intimate matinee show'

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:05, archived)

I read that as manatee.

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ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:06, archived)

Good, so did I.

What I wouldn't give to hear Johnny using a live manatee on stage.

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:08, archived)

how many

manitee?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:06, archived)

splendid

and do please pop back soon.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:07, archived)

how marvelous.

he looks like he farted and is indignant that he has got the blame.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:07, archived)

Hello, ma'am

ma'amSomeone was missing you the other day . . .
prod69

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:07, archived)

~~someone~~ everybody

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:15, archived)

^this

and woo to mutated bullowls

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:32, archived)

*waves*

it was me :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:54, archived)

awww *blush*

to this and everyone being lovely generally :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:13, archived)

lovely stuff, as always

really good to see you on b3ta again :)
Hope all is well with you and yours

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:09, archived)

Aw...

*gives cuddle to horrible mutant*

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:11, archived)

Grrrrrrrrr...

...reat to see you back!
Ace pic, tho!

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:28, archived)

Hurrah!

Go on - admit it...
You did that flying penguin thing for the BBC, didn't you :-)

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beaubodor blogless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:51, archived)

hehe!

I wish! what a fantastic spoof :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:15, archived)

Milestones suck.

One of you better have sex with me, or else I've wasted a lot of time on this forum.

Edit: gonna go play games. TALK TO ALL THE COOL KIDS ON STEAM. id: ttssattsr

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:16, archived)

*sexes*

Happy 7k

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Cae1, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:17, archived)

WHY DO YOU POST HERE IF EVERY TIME YOU GET A MILESTONE YOU COMPLAIN D:<

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Shada, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:17, archived)

BECAUSE YOU'RE HERE, COLIN, DARLING.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:18, archived)

YOU BETTER DRAW ME A CAT RIGHT NOW

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Shada, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:19, archived)

BUT I WANNA PLAY HALF LIFE: OPPOSING FORCE!

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:20, archived)

FUCK YEAH

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Shada, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:21, archived)

he already drewed me a kitty :D

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:21, archived)

he drew me like ten kitties i'm better than you :(

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Shada, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:22, archived)

i do beleive that would be a litter

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:23, archived)

NO LITTERING ON B3TA!

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:25, archived)

**bins kittens**

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:26, archived)

Osama Bin Kitten, Purrorist

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:27, archived)

Well, don't post milestone pics then

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:18, archived)

Congrats

about 1000 per month

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:18, archived)

That's pretty bad, isn't it.

Oh well, my other stats are on 0, so I figure I'm safe.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:19, archived)

I'm on about 1000 a year

I going to try and get my 5 ^th b3taday, my 5000th message, and 10% bodyfat all together

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:25, archived)

I'm on about 750 a year

Which is surprisingly low.

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boris the spider, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:37, archived)

I tend to post in splurges

of about 1000 some months and 100 the rest (depending on my employment status)

But i am ALWAYS watching

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:52, archived)

hehehehe

me too...it's number one in my speed-dial

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:53, archived)

That sounds ominous

Good thing I don't post anything like as much as some...

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boris the spider, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:56, archived)

Join us.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:58, archived)

I thought I already had

Loads of shit pictures, loads of inane gossipping. I'm honestly surprised at how low my post-rate is...

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boris the spider, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:03, archived)

I suppose even a couple of thousand posts can equate to plenty of shit pictures and inane gossip.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:04, archived)

damn straight

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boris the spider, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:32, archived)

nice nipples!

woo yay

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:18, archived)

I can offer you oral

but i haven't washed my cock in a while.

congrats.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:19, archived)

U ARNT RLY A GRL!

congrats mate!

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:19, archived)

congrats

but that is very poor nakedness.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:19, archived)

7000 is a very poor milestone. 10000 wont be too far away. I suppose I had better do something for that one.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:20, archived)

When does b3ta next have some kinda milestone anniversary?

'cause like, skinny dipping SHOULD be done.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:29, archived)

bellend

or gtfo

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:53, archived)

i'm scared to hit 5000 posts

because i'm certain i'll blind you all with my nakedness...

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:09, archived)

shiny is it?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:26, archived)

wuhooooo!

if anyone has a ps3.. get playstation home on friday!

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:29, archived)

Woograts

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:29, archived)

You've wasted a lot of time on this forum

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:31, archived)

Merry lots of posts!

May you not die in a fire! Also the fire is made of acid.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:35, archived)

cocktacular!

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:42, archived)

congratumilationalisationalistipixelations!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:56, archived)

i'll sex you for cash.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:08, archived)

Hello b3ta!

Rargh!

wallpaper version | more wallpapers

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:05, archived)

Spawn of Goatse?

*insert 'aaaahhhhhhhhhhh!' here*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:06, archived)

Happy 201 post!

& hi

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Cae1, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:06, archived)

Oh fanks ClanSoul

^_^

*removes sock*

EDIT: ~~ClanSoul~~ CAEWAN!!!

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:20, archived)

I'm confused now

(

Cae1, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:22, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

(

ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:24, archived)

Really Sorry Dude....

I am an retard.

Gotta go, bye Cla.. CAEWAN ^_^

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:39, archived)

MUA HA HA HA HA

(

ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:54, archived)

If my knowledge of human biology is as good as I think it is,

then the spawn of goatse would be a shit.

A particularly wide shit, probably.

(

Mystery_Bob, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:10, archived)

broadband shit

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:11, archived)

some random bloke's 'business'

Then again, teh Goatse am married.

Yep, probably a shit.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:20, archived)

He married a shit? D:

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:21, archived)

Prob'ly legal these days...

Ewwgh

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:28, archived)

thanks for that

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:21, archived)

apparently after anal stretching your sphincter shrinks back to normal

so it would just be a normal shit i imagine

(

Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:22, archived)

hahahahaha

If it wasn't for his cross-eyed demeanour, i'd be shit scared of him!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:06, archived)

nyyyark!

rather woo, right there :)

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:07, archived)

Haha this scares me a little.

(

Cae1, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:07, archived)

°O°

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:08, archived)

BLARN!

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:08, archived)

Hello there!

I hope your family are all well.

Have you moved now?

(

Mystery_Bob, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:09, archived)

how do sir!

we are, thanks, and we have. it was ludicrously chaotic but we're now residing in the trossachs surrounded by hills, lochs and boxes. fingers crossed the boxes are temporary.

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:11, archived)

Before you know it

you will be pining for the scenic chemical works of Grangemouth!

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:14, archived)

arf!

the lack of glow in the sky is quite unnerving. i'm quite pleased that we're still only 15 mins or so from the safari park, just from the other direction. have you been since they opened the lemur enclosure? it rocks...

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:19, archived)

I haven't been back

since the last b3ta en-masse excursion.

Perhaps it is time to organise another safari park spectacular.

(

Mystery_Bob, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:20, archived)

yes!

that sounds like a plan. the lemur bit is very exciting, there were lots of ring tailed lemurs blocking the path last time we went

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:23, archived)

That sounds lovely

Hope you settle in well

(

Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:14, archived)

The Trossachs....you'll need this...

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:16, archived)

i was informed that one of the local doctors was a dr finlay

but it turns out he's left... booooooo!

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:24, archived)

I believe Dr Finlay's Casebook

was filmed at Callander!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:27, archived)

indeed

i was on youtube the other day looking for clips to check it out... definitely recognise a couple of bits in the title
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu-bUaiQ6X8

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:41, archived)

Hahaha

Hello miss!

also: babby mouth!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:10, archived)

yay

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mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:10, archived)

Welcome back cleccy.

I hope all is going well in the sprog department?

I suggest you had more of a hand in the making of the mouth above than you are letting on ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:16, archived)

i was about to reply "welcome back"?

then i checked and realised it's been 2 months since i've posted... blimey... it's all been a bit mad... new baby, moving house, the time has flown by.
all is good though thanks, hope all is well with you too

(

eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:27, archived)

indeed Mrs.

And all the better for seeing you ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:34, archived)

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Shada, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:20, archived)

How???

Do you milk it?

(MrBojangles lurk...post......lurk......post, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:21, archived)

Yay Eclectech is back

with a hamster with a baby's mouth!

Hope all is well :)

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:27, archived)

*clicks*

Welcome back & congratulations etc.
:D

(

chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:30, archived)

Hah!

Long time no see my dear :) I hope you and your little one are well.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:31, archived)

Gak!

welcome back!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:34, archived)

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/tayside_and_central/7324591.stm

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:04, archived)

they just found the rest of her

What happened to MarkyH?

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:07, archived)

hahahahahaha

ACE!!!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:14, archived)

Didn't he move to America?

What's the URL for looking at someone's profile based on their username?

(

thistle, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:14, archived)

good ol' tilde

www.b3ta.com/~MarkyH

ah, I forgot they don't have internets there

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:20, archived)

hahaha

pesky kids!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:14, archived)

Careful! That pan is really hot!

I'm not too happy with the outcome of this one for some strange reason, but as I spent the (minimal) time to make it, I might as well share it.
*Interesting fact* This is the first time all four of them have been together in an image that isn't celebrating something.

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:51, archived)

are they really tiny or the pan really big?

woo yay

(

Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:52, archived)

Filename says that it's a big pan.

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:53, archived)

it asks where they got one that size, so it could also be TINY

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:15, archived)

i suppose the whole things begging for some perspecitve

(

Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:20, archived)

*gets out old 50p piece*

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:29, archived)

Now add wings and a jet engine

TO CHINA!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:55, archived)

Can i come?

Your name reminded me; mediocre films posted a bulletin on myspazz today saying the new retarded policeman episode was out but it was an april fool and it displeased me greatly :(

(

Cae1, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:57, archived)

WHOAH NELLY

I just bookmarked their website so hard, it made my cats come

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:01, archived)

Haha :)

(

Cae1, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:06, archived)

TO CHINA!

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:00, archived)

Been there already.

The skies were completely clear except on one day when it was all pea-soupy.

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:02, archived)

you are definately my favourite person i love all of these

+ ning everyone

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:01, archived)

: )

Makes me feel wanted...
Cheers muchly.

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:03, archived)

BEST. FAIRGROUND RIDE. EVER.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:05, archived)

hahaha!

(

Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:07, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:45, archived)

Cthulhu?

Woo!

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ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:46, archived)

No.

It's clearly one of the fishmen from Doctor Who....or whatever they were called.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:47, archived)

Seadevils?

*is ashamed of nerdyness if right*

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:51, archived)

I don't think so.

There were some fishy looking creatures with fins weren't there?

Or am I thinking of The Hitchhiker's Guide.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:53, archived)

Old Greg?

(

OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:59, archived)

that reminds me of this

youtube.com/watch?v=A3_n0B1EaOY&feature=related

lovely~

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:46, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:48, archived)

hahaha

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:48, archived)

hahaha

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:51, archived)

(

Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:52, archived)

i missed out all of today but have now realised

that youtube has made a really funny april fools.

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:02, archived)

AM IT SKINI DIPIN TEIM?

That's bloody lovely. More of this please

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:46, archived)

Wow! I see an evil face in that.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:46, archived)

Oh Ttssattsr

Always with the evil faces already

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:48, archived)

I'm starting to think I'm a goth chick :(

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:48, archived)

a/s/l?

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:49, archived)

yes/yes/no

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:51, archived)

17/f/myspace

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:51, archived)

Can I penetrate yourspace?

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:51, archived)

HOTT

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:52, archived)

HAWT

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:53, archived)

I am a classy chick.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:58, archived)

Oh you are?

Never mind then.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:59, archived)

Dyslexia is a sexy ladee.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:02, archived)

with a sexy goatee no less

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:01, archived)

Dammit

now I'm interested again.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:01, archived)

Erm...

YEAH.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:02, archived)

I just met this woman in the new york subway, actually

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:05, archived)

SHOW US YOUR BUM

/ac

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:01, archived)

eternal/long haired wearing make up and a corset/a deep, wet pit of eternal damnation

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:54, archived)

Ooooh I didn't know you were from round my way.

You anywhere near the burning magma sea or despair?

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:59, archived)

so they finally found Maddie?

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:46, archived)

Somehow, this scares me

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:48, archived)

Nirvana baby grows up

and continues career in underwater reaching :)

(

Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:49, archived)

Like that

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:49, archived)

ooh

i like that
hello mister :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:09, archived)

You should title it

"Swimming into a cloud of poo"

(

numberbruncher - correct by nature, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:18, archived)

blaaaaargg

(

Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:43, archived)

html do u has it?

Hahaha! Sad Blergh Smile Blergh.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:44, archived)

it was there

then it was gone, now it is back :)

(

Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:45, archived)

Eye am liking this muchie

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:45, archived)

muchie thankie :D

(

Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:49, archived)

I clicked because I would like to see a thing such as this on the FP

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:56, archived)

A projectile-vomiting - blue thing

That's most woo

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:45, archived)

thankblaaaaarggyou :D

(

Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:50, archived)

Awesome!

RELEASE THE SPORES!!!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:45, archived)

oh ok... *releases one more*

(

Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:52, archived)

haha this is ace

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:53, archived)

until he skewers your brain

I've been putting more up here recently - kallus.deviantart.com/

(

Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:56, archived)

oooh

cheers :) Bookmarking that right now.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:57, archived)

Cool

you should post here more often. These things are ACE

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:58, archived)

agreed

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:02, archived)

haha thanks :)

I do try, and will try harder, the Spores like b3ta!

(

Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:04, archived)

*pats head*

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:13, archived)

*Jess's body*

HEADSWAP

(

Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:44, archived)

Cor!

That's fantastic :)

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:56, archived)

when my old pc broke

I started doing cartoony paintings again, and haven't stopped since, mostly as I get to paint with the Kallus Jr collective :)

(

Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:06, archived)

this is fab

and probably groovy too.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:10, archived)

The Power of Christ Compels You! The Power of Christ Compels You! The Power of Christ Compels You!

that's an ace looking monster

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:46, archived)

haha thanks!`

(

Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:53, archived)

*gets brolly*

Haha bonkers.

(

Aenesis, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:46, archived)

damn fuckin cool

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:50, archived)

Oh blaaaaargg indeed, sir.

Woo for spacky tentacle-eye monsters!

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:52, archived)

BLARGH!

splendidly woo

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:10, archived)

brilliant....

woo yay *click*!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:16, archived)

Little baby Katie Price

might be my last post for a while.

EDIT: I removed it- I agree i pushed it a tad too far.Those who clicked it then got a shock-
what where you expecting to see on a NSFW baby Jordan???

(

frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:33, archived)

I just spent £40 on Amazon. DAMN YOU, AMAZON.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:34, archived)

That's a lot of porn to get through.

*masturbates furiously*

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:43, archived)

People BUY porn? Wtf?

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:45, archived)

Urban myth, forget about it.

'ning sir!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:45, archived)

Good evening to you!

How've you been keeping?

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:47, archived)

jolly good

yourself?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:48, archived)

£40 lighter but pretty chuffed!

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:49, archived)

Okay, okay

What did you buy?

;)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:53, archived)

Hahaha.

I thought he bought a £40 lighter until you said that...god I'm dim sometimes.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:57, archived)

:D I'm such a music whore.

Woods, Battles, Black Dice and Clockcleaner albums.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:57, archived)

Battles is fucking LUSH

good one

don't think I know the other ones though

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:03, archived)

One of these days I'm gonna have to make you a mix CD.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:05, archived)

I bought some once.

Although it was pretty much out of social awkwardness and obligation.

That was a hell of a tea party.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:46, archived)

Grandmothers can be very intimidating when trying to flog their wares.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:48, archived)

Especially when it's their own homemade amateur antics.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:54, archived)

Because you are going to jail?

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:34, archived)

Do not pass go

etc.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:35, archived)

In all seriousness, pretty fucking hot

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:36, archived)

and now so am i

for clicking the link :(

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:39, archived)

I wish I hadn't as well

Worse than any shock site I've seen. In so far as it's actually disturbing in an illegal way.

(

Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:53, archived)

Yeah, I only want to be legally disturbed too

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:57, archived)

Shock sites have yet to disturb me.

Disgust me, yes. And I've avoided 2 girls 1 cup so far as well. NOTE: This is not an excuse to send me links to this particular phenomenon.

(

Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:59, archived)

Child pron?

I'm not clicking link.

I think thats actually illigal that. i'd delete it if i were you.

(

Cae1, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:34, archived)

i don't think it's illegal!

sheesh

(ewe, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:37, archived)

I think it is

due to something that happened on here a few months ago.

(

Cae1, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:39, archived)

whats that? pray tell!

(

firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:40, archived)

When someone posted a link to a shopped picture of that girl who plays that girl in harry potter

shopped onto the body of a nekkid girl.

(

Cae1, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:41, archived)

I remember that

The FBI posted a thread saying HAI GUYS NO MOAR K?

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:43, archived)

I don't remember that bit.

But it would be ace if the FBI spoke like that.

(

Cae1, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:44, archived)

O OKAI

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:46, archived)

hahaha, I'd pay for some re-dubbed movies featuring that :)

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:48, archived)

she is legal now, this is not

(

mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:43, archived)

She wasn't at the time.

(

Cae1, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:44, archived)

Oh ... actually I think that WAS ClanSoul aka Psychadelic Warlord aka Bonnie Langford

hahaha

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:43, archived)

Not that I remember

(

ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:45, archived)

I remember you went through a 1 man bandwagonning period with her

Apologies if it wasn't but the chances were high

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:47, archived)

But that wasn't porn,

she had trousers, pants and a bra on.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:57, archived)

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:40, archived)

Did Clansoul get his pods out?

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:41, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:42, archived)

gossipgossipgossip?

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:42, archived)

With all due respect I don't really think it matters what *you* think when it comes to the law

(or me either)

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:39, archived)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:35, archived)

What the fudge!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:36, archived)

Oh good lord.

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:40, archived)

What motivates you to do something like that O_O

I mean, well shopped but still...

*shudders*

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:40, archived)

Who knows the working of the paedophilic brain....

Apart from crabs

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:42, archived)

Hmm

~~crabs~~
You

^_^

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:55, archived)

Look Out!

He man is getting excited!

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:42, archived)

He-Man, You're So Big!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:47, archived)

I love her wry smile

when she realises what's hit her in the face

(

Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:51, archived)

Pffffft!

Made me chuckle.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:55, archived)

you are not allowed to sexualise children under the laws

i'd get rid if i was you

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mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:43, archived)

Does it make a distinction for the image of children rather than the children themselves?

Do you guys have the remake of Lolita freely available in England? They digitally added legal boobs to an underaged actress in that.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:48, archived)

this child has not given consent and has been made to appear of a sexual nature

if i was a mod i'd get this off the b3ta servers now, the law is very strict on this sort of photoshopping

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mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:51, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:52, archived)

Children can't give consent, that's the idea

but I'd agree on the mod actions

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:56, archived)

agreed

*10

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:00, archived)

I can't begin to say how wrong that is.

Well shopped though, but wrong of the wrongest kind.

In other news, evening all!

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Aenesis, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:43, archived)

I laughed

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:50, archived)

Bugger!!

What did I miss??

(MrBojangles lurk...post......lurk......post, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:24, archived)

I am sad

I was all excited to see the Pee drinking monkey too.

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Pope Yoda is OLD, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:05, archived)

That cdc is magenta.

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ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:06, archived)

yup

but the fuzzy bits are ginger

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Pope Yoda is OLD, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:06, archived)

with magenta spunk, no less

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:23, archived)

i can link you to a women getting fingered by a chimp

but it seems to upset people

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mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:07, archived)

sounds fun to me

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:11, archived)

i'm enjoying doing this to people

www.b3ta.com/search/board/17526/best

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mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:18, archived)

how does that work?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:33, archived)

Link me now

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:17, archived)

Link me up buttercup!

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Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:18, archived)

Link!

This must be seen!

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:37, archived)

Yoda would make a good pope.

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Cae1, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:10, archived)

Beginning word the was!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:13, archived)

o i

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:14, archived)

Which o? there are many o.

Yida.
wiuld.
giod.
goid.
pipe.

I'm going with pipe.

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Cae1, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:17, archived)

Caewan WINS

Although I have no idea what I was trying to say there.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:18, archived)

It was a political statement.

About this and that.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:19, archived)

Woah, i won something!

(

Cae1, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:19, archived)

What do you fancy? *rummages*

I have:

A euro
10 Eurocents
A pube
Some fluff
Bit of a used tissue

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:22, archived)

I'd like a blindfold please.

b3ta has been fucking awful today and it's not just the n00bs. I've just ignored everyone now.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:23, archived)

It's just me and thee then?

I'm honoured, sah :)

I'm going through this site like a dose of salts.. I now have a much lovelier b3ta populated by intelligent* cunts, rather than mindless** ones.

* intelligence is relative
** mindless is subjective

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:25, archived)

plus my soundcard

has failed tragically and I don't want to change rooms so I was not in a good mood to start with.
If United lose tonight expect to read about my rampage in the dailies.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:27, archived)

United - that's some kind of biscuit isn't it?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:28, archived)

I'll give you bloody biscuit.

You'll get the rough end of a pineapple mister.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:30, archived)

The man from Delmonte - He say YES :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:40, archived)

You need to play WoW some more.

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Cae1, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:26, archived)

I'm scared to play WoW

The last tattered remains of my life would be sucked into it for sure.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:27, archived)

Well a spin off thing is coming to a console near you soon.

Or so i have heard.

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Cae1, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:28, archived)

I haven't owned a console since my trusty Atari 2600

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:28, archived)

ooh ooh I had one too.

I also had an atari 800XL and a 1200XL ( though technically computers )
\o/pole position FTW!\o/

I did buy a Playstation one ( the little one ) for times when I was on the road going to jobs ( it had n LCD screen for playing in the van )
and a playstation 2 but all I did was beat my employees (at tekken 3) in hotel rooms and then relegate it to a DVD player in the bedroom. I gave both away years ago.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:35, archived)

Oh I forgot about my PS1 - I didn't have it for long

Sold it to help pay mounting debts. Was fun while it lasted though.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:37, archived)

come and join me.

I will stroke you and pet you and give you monies.
( seriously if you fancy a play shout me for a free trial key ) ( ah and only shout me in case you take it up and I win free time ;))

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:28, archived)

Cheers - I will if I will :)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:38, archived)

I tried that once.

It's like a Sociophobics Anonymous meeting.

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:28, archived)

Bad to the Bone

Rookie error - she now be squished!

(CoggShugger Hand me the keys, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:47, archived)

Smaller filesize please, Mr. Nooby :)

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:48, archived)

it's <230kb..

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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:49, archived)

and >50kb

edit: In other news:

US Supermarkets are funny

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:50, archived)

*maths exam flashbacks*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:51, archived)

I was crap at maths and my teacher had halitosis

I feel the 2 things are related

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:52, archived)

I was crap in maths as were all my teachers.

But my momma, she's a maths genius or whatever, so she refused to have me be shit- I got home schooling. For free. All the time. Constantly.

So much so that I was considering doing a degree in it (thank fuck I didn't.)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:53, archived)

indeed

you might have become dull and uninteresting

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:54, archived)

Like...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:57, archived)

people i know

who've done maths degrees.

but you didn't and you're not :D

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:59, archived)

My ma's bloody ace and she did several.

But then she's my ma, and thus better than everyone else.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:00, archived)

My mum's dead

so your mum probably is better

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:01, archived)

i don't know your ma

so wasn't including her in my analysis

there's always one interesting freak on maths degrees, normally identified by being in possession of a social life (nod)

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:01, archived)

She had that in great quantities

I don't think she was sober at all at uni.

Also, I'm going home.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:03, archived)

*snogs*

Goodnight, lovely!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:06, archived)

Well avoided.

Maths looks like a horrible, horrible degree.
The maths in Physics was horrible enough.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:54, archived)

i've been doing maths all afternoon

well, stats... and for the last 2 hours.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:56, archived)

I got an A in A level stats.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:57, archived)

A level stats is a piece of piss.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:59, archived)

these days

A level anything is a piece of piss!

badum

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:59, archived)

I know it is.

I also got a first in Maths for Physics 2 at Uni.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:59, archived)

I don't think I did too well in my maths modules.

Luckily my physics made up for it.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:02, archived)

I'm doing stats on my experiment results for my phd

and i'm terribly bored with it, although it's almost finished so I'm procrastinating now.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:01, archived)

I feel your pain.

I find stats horribly confusing.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:58, archived)

it's no longer confusing, as I've done the stats

I'm just writing them up and it's highly boring.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:03, archived)

Ah right.

Did you manage to get a statistician to help, or did you have to wade through all that crap yourself?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:04, archived)

waded

help is frowned upon i think. it all makes sense and looks nice, but all the blah blah blah
F(1,19)= blah blah is annoying and i have to try not to constantly repeat myself, despite having to constantly repeat myself.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:06, archived)

Why don't you just use Matlab or Maple or something.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:07, archived)

I used SAS

it's genius. A bit of programming language, then it read the results file and spits out all the stats, anovas and so on, so it could have been worse. I'm just moaning about the write-up, since i need to hand it in on monday.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:10, archived)

I'm hoping to not have too much stats to do on my MSc project.

But I'll have shit loads of numbers to wade through, and so far I have no idea what I'll do with them.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:08, archived)

I hate stats

Absolutely loathe them. Which is, of course, why I'ev ended up doing too much fucking statistics for the last four fucking years. I have *no* idea what I'm doing.

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boris the spider, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:40, archived)

I was going to do pure maths.

then I thought '....don't be silly'.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:56, archived)

I have a friend who did pure maths

He can prove that 2 + 2 does not equal four
But he has to wear flip flops

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:00, archived)

Flip flops are excellent for spanking.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:00, archived)

indeed

But he wears them cos he hasn't got the ability to tie shoe laces
also I prefer a plimsole if I'm doing any spanking

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:02, archived)

Flipflops for bare arse

Plimsole on jeans

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:04, archived)

Rolled up magazine on jeans.

Right, now I really am off *hug* good to have you back love. See you all x

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:06, archived)

See you lovely

xxx hugs

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:08, archived)

I'm doing a physics degree at Uni,

I laugh at your maths woes.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:56, archived)

Maths is cocking ace.

It's like Physics except with imaginary things which don't really exist.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:57, archived)

ALL maths has a purpose at at least some level.

It's all real.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:59, archived)

Except the surreal numbers.

Which don't actually exist as they are made from imaginary units.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:03, archived)

Do any numbers exist?

/did a module in the metaphysics of maths blog

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:04, archived)

Well sort of.

You can count out a real number of items, or use them to establish quantity or distance.

4+3i Chestnuts on the other hand makes no sense whatsoever.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:05, archived)

You can have a number of items,

but you can't isolate a number.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:07, archived)

The imaginary unit felt fairly isolated, all the other numbers were off playing with their families.

But he had no real roots.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:08, archived)

They could have tried to integrate him into the group.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:09, archived)

I think we've been down this avenue before....

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:10, archived)

All puns have been done on the internet.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:12, archived)

According to Plato they exist in the 'World of Forms'

but generally speaking numbers are just concepts.

Can't experience the number three after all... can only apply it.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:09, archived)

I think my conclusion over the course was that they don't exist at all,

they're just a handy manmade construct.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:11, archived)

So is a Sherman tank.

Isn't to say that it doesn't exist though.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:17, archived)

I phrased it badly.

I mean made up by man to help explain the world.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:19, archived)

So Physics doesn't exist either?

Einstein's special relativity was an explanation of how the universe interacts, so presumably it doesn't exist. Anyway i'm being facetious now.

Numbers are to objects what letters are to sounds. The numbers and letters as them self don't really mean much, but their link to sounds, words, quantities or distances gives them their meaning and conceptual value.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:21, archived)

Physics exists as a system of equations and theories which happen to fit with reality.

It's just a way for us to explain what happens in the outside world.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:33, archived)

But surely Maths is just equations which explain the relationships between quantities and distances and areas and volumes.

Almost all known fields hinge on some vitally arbitrary measure, whether that be numbers or letters or words, both maths and physics could no doubt be rethought it completely different ways with nothing which even resembles numbers. But it would still be the same expression just using different measures.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:40, archived)

Yes, that sounds about right.

You seem to be agreeing with me now that numbers are useful, but made-up things.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:43, archived)

Yes, but I'm in the camp that all known language, science and knowledge is an adequate representation of how we experience things.

But nonetheless is all made up. I don't think it's just numbers.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:46, archived)

Ok.

This is strange. I don't think I've agreed with anyone on b3ta before.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:48, archived)

That's probably because agreement is only the synchronisation of false concepts.

*nods gravely*

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:55, archived)

^ this

where "reality" is "the brain's interpretation of the signals provided by the body's sensory apparatus"

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:41, archived)

Ah, now we have philosophy of mind in the mix too.

That's a useful thing to know about, because it can undermine basically any argument.
I know I've pissed off a few people with it in the past.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:44, archived)

God I love Solipsism.

Best thing ever.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:50, archived)

I found I can't take 'real' Solipsists seriously

Anyone who doesn't believe in other people is possibly dangerous

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:58, archived)

As a Solipsist I would take exception to that comment.

But i'm afraid I can't because you don't exist.

I think even the most hardened of Solipsists don't actually think that other people don't exist, because that would be a blatant assumption on par with god like faith. They can never be sure, and they can never really know if other people experience the same degree of consciousness they do, nor if anything they see or interact with is a real representation of reality.

I wouldn't say they are dangerous though, the philosophical types tend to be quite depressive and non influential in the greater scheme of things.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:05, archived)

go and tell it to Descartes ;)

I'm quite fond of the solipsistic view myself, as long as one doesn't cross a certain border. It's always good to bear in mind that the world we perceive is literally virtual to an extent, but one should nonetheless accept it as 'reality' in everyday life.

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:17, archived)

imaginary numbers aren't actually imaginary numbers,

they do exist... kinda...

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:05, archived)

I got tired with all the different differentiation/integration techniques.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:00, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8241911

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:04, archived)

I see nothing there

I assume I am ignoring whoever it is..

Who/what is it?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:05, archived)

Mongy.

Yes, yes, I'm going.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:07, archived)

Going where?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:07, archived)

Home!

Niiiiight!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:07, archived)

Ah just saw :)

Niiiiiiiiiiiight!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:08, archived)

Mongychops, saying "nice shop"

/always going for the cheap ones
ooooh, another ambiguity ;)

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:09, archived)

also: Hi!

*rubs*

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:10, archived)

Keep rubbing, I'm almost on fire ;)

Hullo

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:12, archived)

*frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrb*ewwwwwwwwwwwww

I see you're going to the London bash again. Have fun and don't talk too bad about the Germans :D

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:18, archived)

My favouritist person in the world is German

I wouldn't dream of it ;)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:20, archived)

Is it me?

/Manley

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:25, archived)

Ooh you and your second-hand platitudes

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:11, archived)

MUHAHAHA

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:23, archived)

well done, you can count

it's still 4 times bigger than it ought to be

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:50, archived)

^ What that wise man said.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:51, archived)

i was partially quoting

shooter mcgavin, but cheers ;)

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:54, archived)

Oh Really?..

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:56, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:58, archived)

Yes Dave

i was

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:58, archived)

Exactly.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:50, archived)

Exactly

/on mobile tinternet blog

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McBadger COW, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:00, archived)

NOBODY MOVE

*checks filesize*

ARSEBISCUITS

thought we might have a decent newbie then. nevermind, here's hoping to next week

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:48, archived)

the content was there

at least...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:51, archived)

hence the arsebiscuits

and the checking of the filesize, it all seemed too good to be true

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:53, archived)

A tad large, mon ami...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:48, archived)

needs more (a lot more) compression.

but otherwise: good.

(

Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:48, archived)

Mmmmmm, Condi!

excellently done, I don't care how many trilobytes you killed.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:48, archived)

that's really nicely done that, good stuff

/although, as Ttssattsr says above, maybe watch the size, or the wrath of b3ta will ensure... With cancer-ridden sausages and everything

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:49, archived)

THE SIIIIIZZZZEEEE!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!

edit* nice work tho! welcome to here

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:49, archived)

nice shop

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mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:50, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:53, archived)

Hahahah

A slight tj: Does april fools' stuff end at noon? I have always been confused about this.
My family says it does, but I know others who say it doesn't.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:51, archived)

yes it does end at noon

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mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:52, archived)

What timezone?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:54, archived)

GMT

the best of all the timezones

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:56, archived)

But but but,

it am summer time!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:01, archived)

it am

but GMT is still teh sex

military (including the US) never change their watches from GMT!!*

*may be true

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:03, archived)

GMT

It's the only timezone that counts.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:57, archived)

GMT

The timezone of Kings

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:58, archived)

GMT

The Meanest of All the Timezones

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:59, archived)

i wouldn't go that far

it's fairly average on a scale of cruelty if you ask me

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:00, archived)

oooh, I hope you're in another timezone*

*other than BST or GMT will bite yer arse!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:06, archived)

GMT

Not quite as bad as PMS

(

ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:00, archived)

PMT

Fuck off!!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:04, archived)

BST

(

Ptortoise, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:04, archived)

THE FUCKING MOON

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:05, archived)

It should do, anyone who fools after that is the fool themselves

This seems to have been ignored, the same way as Easter is actually nothing to do with chocolate, and Christmas is nothing to do with an almighty piss up

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:53, archived)

Oh ok.

I'm happy with that label as everyone will have forgotten by saturday.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:54, archived)

Doth my ears detect a late prank?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:56, archived)

Not at all.

But there's one in planning.
And it's a bit epic.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:00, archived)

save it til next year

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:02, archived)

No.

Even then, I can't do it until the evening anyway.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:03, archived)

0001 1/3/09

a-ha

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:04, archived)

Ear cataracts?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:03, archived)

yes it does

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:54, archived)

Along with pinch punch first of the month rights.

And I think they are also voided on April Fool's day, although I can't say i'm fully versed in the pointless social eccentricities of English society.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:59, archived)

Nice imagery, shame about the size*

*Sung to the tune of nice video, shame about the song

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:52, archived)

Nice legs, shame about the face

/80's flashback

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:53, archived)

*sighs*

If only that were true

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:54, archived)

Nooooooooo! Don't you dare say that!

*hugs*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:56, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

I'd be happy if anyone ever said I had nice legs. This will never happen.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:57, archived)

*ahem*

London bash, well the Sunday, anyhow, I'll trade you the penguin suit photos for a 'nice legs' compliment, how about that?

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:00, archived)

It wouldn't be true though

But I'll still go for the penguin suit pics :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:04, archived)

Well, you'll have to work out something else to barter, then....

*winks archly*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:06, archived)

*prepares to wear tighter t-shirt than previously planned*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:07, archived)

I say!

Sounds like a fine plan :D

Anyhow, I'm heading out now, so G'night m'dear!

*smooshes*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:10, archived)

That AND that beer I owe you

Night hon *smooshes*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:11, archived)

You have nice legs

/never say never

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:01, archived)

LIES!!!!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:06, archived)

'tis a wee bit on the hefty side

but nice nonetheless.
also, tea-time! later all!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:54, archived)

WHY ARE YOU EXPLODING THE INTERNETS?

Smaller filesize please.

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:57, archived)

nicely done

But it is pretty huge!

(

McBadger COW, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:01, archived)

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:05, archived)

Also, in the news today....

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:21, archived)

Say cheeeese!

(

Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:47, archived)

that is a fucking huge camera!

also: woo

(

Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:49, archived)

nah,

bush is just tiny.

him and sarko share a toy limo when they've got meetings together

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:51, archived)

It's just closer

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:35, archived)

haha

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:50, archived)

This gets a woo from me.

Shakes head in disbelief. What a country...

(

cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:54, archived)

microphones

can clearly be seen above the camera but not on the screen, INACCURATE!

only joking, woo!

(mesoiam Quote unquote "ultimate belt", Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:11, archived)

I saw these in my favourite local clothes shop today

not for sale, sadly (they've had dozens of offers)

(

custard, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:46, archived)

Not for Sale?

I hope you stole them in that case!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:46, archived)

You can easily make one, they look dead easy.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:46, archived)

Indeed... I might try and make one

almost as easy as you... ho ho ho... /flirts

(

custard, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:51, archived)

Haha, top flirting.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:52, archived)

Mrs Vinegar Strokes can make them.

I'll be taking orders now

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:54, archived)

£25!

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:57, archived)

When did it become Sunday?

Also Fly53 is the absolute best.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:47, archived)

i wanted to go to flickr.com but i pressed the wrong buttons

but it's ok.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:47, archived)

they'd make for uncomfy sex toys

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:47, archived)

I saw something interesting today too

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:49, archived)

Shouldn't you show us a picture of it in a new thread?

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:49, archived)

You wouldn't want to see it

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:50, archived)

That just makes me more intrigued.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:51, archived)

QUICK!

SHOW THE INTERNETS!!!11

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:51, archived)

Joys! Is it a Reef?

Theres a Fly53 jacket in there every winter that I would kill to own. Or just give money to someone, I suppose.

(

Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:01, archived)

I took a very interesting

shit today. I was going to avoid mentioning it on b3ta but it looks like 'LOOK AT ME' day.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:25, archived)

Their ads are gettin...a little unushawull....JAPES!

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:37, archived)

HURRAH FOR COKE.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:38, archived)

HURRAH!

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:40, archived)

Is this Kerry Katona's new add?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)

jesus wept you are on 6000+ posts already!

nice :)

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:38, archived)

I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:39, archived)

*orgasms*

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:40, archived)

I LOVE THAT!

my sis still phones me sometimes, squealing down the phone:"quick, the lizard queen episode is on!"

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:41, archived)

Thank you doctor..

- Oh, I'm not a doctor.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:42, archived)

can't talk, coming down

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:45, archived)

what show is it from?

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)

Nubian Street.

Episode 12 - Season 2

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:44, archived)

*believes*

*looks*

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:46, archived)

Check out the 'CHUTNEY, CHUTNEY, CHUTNEY, CHUTNEY, CHUTNEY, CHUTNEY, CHUTNEY' episode.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:47, archived)

the simpsons

when bart makes lisa drink the water from the duff beer ride

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:44, archived)

cheers

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:46, archived)

Oh great..Nubian Street ripped them off..AGAIN.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:46, archived)

everyone knows

simpsons did it first

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:51, archived)

I'm nearly on 7000. Errrrrrkrkkkkkppp.

I think I'll have to quit soon.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:41, archived)

Probably for the best.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:45, archived)

Wanker.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:45, archived)

Where?

*looks around*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:47, archived)

Shit

*hides*

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:48, archived)

Stop that, you!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:53, archived)

*points at the French*

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:49, archived)

Dresser?

Dressing?

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:57, archived)

I hate the French.

What?

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:59, archived)

Well, that's very liberal of you.

Any specific reason, or just xenophobia in general?

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:02, archived)

My ex was French. She was hot, and a go-er. But a complete wanker.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:06, archived)

A little harsh to condemn them all on the basis of your ex

but I sense the justification all the same.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:08, archived)

:):)

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:10, archived)

*read that as 'their aids are gettin a little unushawull'*

*found it much funnier that way*

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:39, archived)

AYDES!

JAPES AHOY!

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:40, archived)

lolaids!

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:42, archived)

lawl

deformed people on the inertnet oh fuck, that's so fucking funny. lol.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:40, archived)

it's fuNNY CAUSE THEYRE IN AN ADVERT AND ARE ALL SMILEY

LOL

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:42, archived)

this is what genus is

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)

Sure is.

ALSO, HIS NOSEY LOOKS LIKE A CROISSANT.

Mmmmm, cwunchy nosey.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)

lol

let's all laugh at people with debilitating illnesses and deformed faces. your clevar.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:45, archived)

You're failing to live up to your sig.

but yes I agree.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:47, archived)

I was a cunt to rob and the mods a couple of weeks ago, then was proven wrong by them, which is why my sig is so

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:49, archived)

Well I'm afraid you have to work hard to keep up that kind of reputation on here.

Ask Pasanonic for tips.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:50, archived)

we shall forever live in his shadow as cuntishness goes

my admiration for him knows no bounds.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:54, archived)

I am.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:48, archived)

Carbon dated them . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:46, archived)

Chutney Twubbles.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:49, archived)

JAPES

(

ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:02, archived)

Oh GOD!

Just... Reached... ORGASMMM!!!!!!

(Chubster Will kill your children and burn your wife on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:28, archived)

Hey I'm a paparatzo

although admittedly a very shit one. it's maria carey

Click for bigger (95KB)

(

claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:27, archived)

I like her yellow T-shirt.

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)

closer and fucking massive

(

claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:44, archived)

oh ffs

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:45, archived)

it's not far over the filesize limit

is your scrolling finger weak?

(

slight yoinks!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:05, archived)

No, it's my middle one

And it's as strong as ever - look

*shows*

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:13, archived)

BIGGEST PICTURE ON THE INTERNET.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:45, archived)

shittest. tuesday. ever.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:46, archived)

the bodyguard

appears to have a rip cord attached to his wrist

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:47, archived)

Now, that wasn't really necessary, was it?

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:51, archived)

oh do fuck off

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:58, archived)

You should have been an archer.

that'd have been ace.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)

angry cap'n is fun cap'n.

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)

I can assure you, only on the internet.

I haven't actually spoken to anyone in about half an hour, just glowered at people.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)

I'd soothe you

but I need to go and watch Night Watch followed by Day Watch.

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)

I've only seen the first.

It was good. I liked it.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)

Daywatch is weirder.

By quite a lot. And doesn't really make as much sense as there were originally meant to be three.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)

I still haven't seen it but I'd like to.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:34, archived)

Well to give you an indication of how much more weirder it gets.

The gloom makes several more appearances. And someone drives a car up a building.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:37, archived)

Excellent stuff.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:38, archived)

Here's a hug for you. It's totally me. I'm wearing a shirt today.

also no trousers

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:37, archived)

You are a gingerbread man. Nom.

*hug*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:38, archived)

I YAM!

Now whenever you need smiles and hugs you have me! Unless, of course, you delete me D:

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:42, archived)

Never.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:42, archived)

*grooms*

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)

and you have no genitalia

Which is quite amusing, cos our "training co-ordinator" at work is called Jennie Taylor, which always makes me laugh.
However I work with dull gits, who laughed once, and don't think it's funny anymore.

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:46, archived)

Pffttt!!!!

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:50, archived)

Hah!

I work with a Jenny Taylor and now I won't be able to talk to her without giggling like a loon. Damn you.

(DrSoloMania Got rickrolled by a randomburner...., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:13, archived)

they're making the third now

apparently they're filming it in english this time though

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:39, archived)

I hear stroking furry things can be very therapeutic

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)

*tackles*

*covers in love*

IS HOME! MY LOVELY IS HOME!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:44, archived)

:D I yam

bit poorly, but home and alive and all that!

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:45, archived)

That's all that matters, I did miss you.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:48, archived)

bless your heart :)

You should remind temps of their temp status ;)

I'm just about to book my flight for May 31st before I change my mind

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:51, archived)

Love you more now.

I might just tell him to get out tomorrow, we'll see.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:59, archived)

where've he bin?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:53, archived)

out

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:57, archived)

I never knew you were a radio fan.

....

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)

Fran's in the Archers.

Fran Katzenjammer, not Fran the lizard.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)

Orly?

She has an ace surname and alovely summer neighbour

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)

Yeah, if you like horse faced bints.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)

Fran...the lizard.

What?

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)

I have a lizard, her name is Fran.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)

Was she offered an audition then?

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:35, archived)

No.

She does bark occasionally. Well, maybe not bark, but she makes a kind of odd noise.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)

Is she named after the Kyuss song?

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)

Sons of Kyuss ruuuled :)

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)

I don't have that.

But it seems to have mostly the same songs as Wretch, which is awesome.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:44, archived)

Will never beat the S/T.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:47, archived)

Pfft!

Sileage Clamp ftw!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)

Hello meester.

I am all unfluffy, do you still love me?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:41, archived)

*ensnugglifies*

Always, my dear - always.

xxxx

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)

Eeeeeee yay xxxx

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:44, archived)

an archer would of been good, but an angry monkey hoarder would of been ACE!

(

Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)

HAVE

would HAVE.

You're so brave.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)

meh, you got what i meant didnt you?

i don't get why people are so pedantic about grammar, i know english language Teachers who arent nearly as pissy about these things.

(

Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:34, archived)

no wonder

England's education system is going down the pan.

think it's mainly because without proper grammar things rarely make sense

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:37, archived)

They probably should be, otherwise they're in the wrong profession.

It just gets to me, I don't see how people could think it's 'of' as that makes no sense. You don't say 'I of been to Tesco' do you?

But then we've all got niggly things.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:37, archived)

well grammar like everything in the english language is constantly evolving

written grammar on an internet forum will usually be of a far lower standard than that used in say, an essay, because its faster,
its just a trend within the evolving conventions of internet language.
provided it makes sense, its achieved the point of language, to pass on information, grammar is just to aid that along.

(

Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:44, archived)

It's not faster in the slightest.

Sorry, but you cannot convince me that declining standards in language caused by nothing other than laziness and apathy are a good thing.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:46, archived)

i'm not saying their a good thing or a bad thing, all i am saying is

that the language is constantly evolving and this is just another evolution,
but you are indeed correct about the have/of.

(

Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:48, archived)

They're.

(sorry)

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:49, archived)

hehe, you knew what i meant which is the important thing!

(

Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:50, archived)

i had trouble even with his correction

have and of can almost be forgiven compared with there/their/they're

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:56, archived)

then shoot them in the head

sorry we give a shit about you being retarded. Try stopping being retarded.

I get very worked up over of/have, so don't make a fucking mistake then get pissy about us telling you you're a twat.

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:38, archived)

this^

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:44, archived)

*cuddles incessantly*

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:35, archived)

*cuddles* hello you.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:38, archived)

I'm sorry you're all sad

i r give you sadnes cuddils *cuddils*

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:41, archived)

awwww you is lovely.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:49, archived)

cant be

her tits aint six foot from her body

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)

here's her tits

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)

ISn't that big black policeman nopersonality

out of hollyoaks?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)

the guy in yellow

was a big issue seller. he asked her to buy a copy a give him a kiss. the rather large black man swiftly dispatched him...

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:35, archived)

Mariah Carey? Give a shit about other people?

Please. She's too busy filling her cheeks so she can hide it all away in her nest for later.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:39, archived)

why is she being led away by John Fashanu?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:50, archived)

why's she big, black, bald and clad in camo gear?

edit: if you can't see the guy in camouflage, don't be upset. I'm atrained observer.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)

haha

thanks. I was worried there for a moment

(broccoli holocaust, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)

Heheheh

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ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)

oh for fuck sake!

pfft

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)

*squints*

is it?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)

I clicked but

it didn't get bigger.

(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)

Meanwhile, posh spice escapes unnoticed in the pink cap...

your cfb doesn't work by the way

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)

*chuckles*

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ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)

it's the b3ta uploader

so it's just been compressed for filesize not image size

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)

you can park your bike between her tits

They are very farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr apart

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)

why am i looking at your stalkee?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)

LOok at that!

when i was on an install at some company at work this was one of the programmers keyboards! normal key config give her RSI! just us all at the office a fucking good laugh!!

Click for bigger (66KB)

(kfc_frenzy last had a crap on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:21, archived)

You lot all need to get out more. Or some.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)

Get him Captain!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)

While I'm in a bad mood

people should make the most of it. Point me in the direction of your exes, etc.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)

Calm your angry mood...

...stroke the hamster.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)

there!

*points captain at mirror*
*enjoys perfectly symmetrical violence*

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)

That would be a Taxi Driver moment.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)

it's like watching

2 leelas fighting, isn't it? ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)

this was my exact motivation

/ordered Bender's Big Score yesterday blog

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)

bugger

*jealouses*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)

What do you charge for this service?

*hugs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)

some what though

keyboard loving or actual sex?

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)

Getting out.

OUT.

I didn't say they should have sex, they might breed. And then some poor fuckers on a website in 2030 would have to go through all this again.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:27, archived)

oh noes

imagine that.

anyway tea?

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)

Vodka?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)

winnar

*pours vodka out*

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)

Excellent.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)

That's a dvorak keyboard layout, which supposedly gives faster typing speeds than qwerty.

I fail to see the mirth.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)

dvorak!

there's a dvorak piece on the witches of eastwick, i love it!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:27, archived)

^this

Although if you use one, you really *are* a bit of a poncy look-at-meee type.

(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)

*shrug*

I suppose possibly, if you are doing it to be different. If you learn to use it fairly early on before touchtyping with qwerty, it seems fairly sensible though.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)

with

the flipped keys as standard?

keyboard i got a few years ago (may be this one) from school was "broken" because two of the keys didn't give the right letters, so the IT tech gave it to me cos i'd had a spillage incident.

turns out some little shit had just swapped the d and g keys, i was well pleased

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:34, archived)

MASSIVE LOL

(Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)

Wierdy programmers.

I bet she's got several cats, and collects old newspapers.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)

psst

real photo (insert day) is shit
give it up

anyway welcome to b3ta

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)

Okey doke.

Fair enough etc etc

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)

your exclamation points anger me

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)

If I was at home, I would take a photo of my keyboard

The setup is still qwerty, but basically only the space bar, and the letter y seem to be in the right place.

I did a lucky dip to choose a lot of the placement :3

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)

the keyboard on my other laptop looks like that, its DVORAK

its a faster typing system, i would use it except in exams i have to type in qwerty and getting used to it again fucks with you.

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)

pffft

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mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:27, archived)

Hahahaha

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)

*Hits your eye with the moon*

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)

hahahaha

Fuck Sake!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)

YES

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ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:35, archived)

hahahaha fffffS

gags on the horror of this spang Spang spang 10000000 times you!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:41, archived)

This is my keyboard. I had to break down 3 to make it.

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)

laughed 'til I was sick a little bit

bravo.
bravo.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:35, archived)

hahahahaha

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)

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