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The image that is, not the fat bloke

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WormuIus, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:34, archived)

Damn, that's good :D

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:36, archived)

He seems like a lazy vigilante.

He's saying "What do you want me to do about it?".

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:36, archived)

That's pretty much it

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WormuIus, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:38, archived)

Dear Mr Stoat

You absence has been noted.
Do you have a letter from your mum?
love
'pot

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:40, archived)

Has it? That's both pleasing and worrying.

I don't have a letter, but I do have a full-up InterRail ticket.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:45, archived)

Cool!

Have you been gadding about?
Was it fun?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:50, archived)

There was gadding.

It was fun.
There was curry in a box and infinite shoe shops.
And canals.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:53, archived)

sez you

miss 'not here for aaaages'

(big fat cocks, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:45, archived)

Hahahaha

I think it was about 2 weeks.
3 tops.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:50, archived)

felt like longer

/creepy stalker mode

(big fat cocks, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:51, archived)

That's a man just waiting for zombies.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:36, archived)

One has to be tough to beat a zombie

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:42, archived)

Oh cuuuuute!

That yours?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:44, archived)

Yes.

Oh, you mean the baby? Then no.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:50, archived)

Your knife is lovely.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:51, archived)

Awesome!

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ClanSoul, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:38, archived)

nice job.

i like the belly and armpits.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:39, archived)

i'm still not sure about that font

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:40, archived)

Have you changed his face?

He looks a bit more fierce. Before he looked a bit bewildered.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:41, archived)

yeah

after b3ta slagged it off ;)

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WormuIus, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:53, archived)

Is that the bloke from 'King of the hill?'

Not Hank ,Bill is it?

Top drawage.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:41, archived)

I feel like drinkin' a gallon o' terpentine and pissin' on a brushfire

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:41, archived)

is it monday already?

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:49, archived)

do it, and film the results

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:54, archived)

I don't have a video cam

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:07, archived)

there's one facing your bed, and another by the toilet.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:19, archived)

Olympic Mascot, you say? Look no further.

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7456330.stm

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giant_squid, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:13, archived)

I think

everyone should submit their penisy Spore creations, but then I saw this ...

(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:15, archived)

I love how after 10 years of development

that game will just be pirated and used to make cock monsters.

What a fucking great world we live in.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:16, archived)

So how did your cock monster turn out?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:18, archived)

I made a 7 legged creature with webbed hands

Sorry

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:20, archived)

Trying to breed an olympic swimmer?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:23, archived)

I truely believe this is what olympic swimmers of the future will be like.

Well, not quite so many limbs.
But
They will have webbed digits.
It's like an even slower form of evolution.
Runners will have longer legs, weightlifters will be shorter (takes less effort to lift it shorter), etc

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:45, archived)

i grew up near a family that were webbies.

one girl was in my class for a while, but i think the villagers killed her.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:49, archived)

They did the right thing.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:51, archived)

Can't have your mutties breeding unchecked!

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:53, archived)

It's great, isn't it?

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ClanSoul, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:19, archived)

It shows that given artistic free reign and a powerful bit of kit, we still fail to rise above the obvious.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:21, archived)

Maybe the obvious thing for people to do

was using this powerful tool to make something truly exceptional

But they all thought: 'no, that's just what they'll expect'

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:25, archived)

And yet, I'd start out with something silly like that until I got the hang of it.

Then I could do good-er things ^_^

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ClanSoul, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:25, archived)

Sarcasm is difficult over the internet

But I think that's what he was trying to achieve

I for one, will not be able to play Spore for another year or more =/
I need a new pc D:
Unless I get it on DS, but that will be shite.
Or xbox 360, though I need to fix my current one.
Shits sake :(

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:26, archived)

^This, also.

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ClanSoul, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:31, archived)

Some people, I'm told, are not artistically inclined.

Also, it's best to get the obvious out of the way in order to inspire new creations.
edit: Hang on, why are you complaining about crudely constructed cocks on b3ta of all places? Get out.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:27, archived)

Go to the challenges section and vote Yemen

b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post175265

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:29, archived)

MORT FOR KING!

'lo squiddles!
Yay!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:15, archived)

'ning Dave

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giant_squid, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:16, archived)

MORT!!!

Mort FTW!
*votes for Mort*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:15, archived)

there has to be a goatse one!

ima get designing someone, *fires up paint*

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:16, archived)

i'll vote for mort if you draw his cock hanging out the leg of his shorts.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:16, archived)

I think one bollock would be more aesthetically pleasing

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:17, archived)

i'm cruder than you. you're right, as long as it's hairy and greasy.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:19, archived)

Three hairs maximum, d'ya hear?

We have a special honour code to live up to

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:27, archived)

three?!

*begins plucking*

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:30, archived)

Ostriches don't have cocks . . .

keep it real
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:20, archived)

they do have tits, though.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:25, archived)

I'm afraid that, unlike many other birds, they do.

I saw one doing a wee in a zoo in Tunisia.

Facto.

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giant_squid, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:27, archived)

I think it either has to be Mort or Sturdy

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:17, archived)

Del Amore Del a Mort

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:18, archived)

Heh

Our Prodigy was overlooked methinks

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:18, archived)

hahaha

I wouldn't mind if Mort lost out to that!

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giant_squid, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:23, archived)

the committee will reject it, as it's not crude and shapeless enough.

i'm betting the official one will be a misshapen blob with one eye and a toothless mouth leaking drool.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:29, archived)

It'll be my first taste of fame.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:31, archived)

fame tastes like rancid goat-prostitute ass.

other than that it's not very appealing.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:33, archived)

Yessss!!!!

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ClanSoul, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:19, archived)

sorry, I can't see your brilliant idea

there's some kind of weird looking turkey in the way

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manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:21, archived)

Sorry, I can't see your genitalia

etc.

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giant_squid, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:28, archived)

splendid

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:21, archived)

Apologies to Carlossus

Original

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:03, archived)

ha ha

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:05, archived)

pffft!

that gives me the glee.

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:05, archived)

Hahahah real lols

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ClanSoul, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:06, archived)

Hahahahahahaha

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Frogbeat, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:06, archived)

*glees*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:09, archived)

heh. you're both silly fuckers.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:10, archived)

Howdy sir

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ClanSoul, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:10, archived)

hello there. what is the news?

*stretches, yawns*

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:13, archived)

Ahh yes. ta.

edit.
erm replied to wrong post!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:18, archived)

look down!

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:20, archived)

done dat.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:21, archived)

So..erm...I like kinda ris-ing here?

I get Carlossus' post but not this.

also ning all

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:13, archived)

www.archive.org/details/Levoyagedanslalune

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:15, archived)

Ahh yes ta,

/Replied to correct post this time.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:20, archived)

Haha

Actually finding that link is the first time I've seen the film in it's entirity.

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:22, archived)

Thanks for the link

That's the first time I've seen that all the way through.

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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:29, archived)

Oh, come on

I thought you were old

;)™

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:17, archived)

Har de har

*chases waving zimmer frame*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:22, archived)

hehehe

btw: have you seen this?
I am rather chuffed with it

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:23, archived)

Truly excellent Sir.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:27, archived)

Cheers

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:34, archived)

hahaha

awesome name too

double woo

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:36, archived)

Thanks man, that's ace.

*profiles*

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Carlossus, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:42, archived)

Evening all, dinbun?

Dez, Lez and Bez eating Pez and playing on a Nes whilst wearing a Fez in front of a Dez Rez.Now with added Kes!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:51, archived)

is that a bindun or a repost?

;)

edit: where's Kes?

(big fat cocks, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:52, archived)

bah!

*fires up tattyshop*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:58, archived)

And possibly Fes

from That 70s Show

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:01, archived)

hahaha

sorry to put you to trouble

(big fat cocks, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:10, archived)

that's fine, just dont think of any more!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:21, archived)

Yup, seen this five times in the last 36 hours

/evil

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:52, archived)

^what she sez

(big fat cocks, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:53, archived)

Oh yes, millions of times :)

millions of times :)Woo.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:52, archived)

Looks like a silly Fez they're all going through...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:53, archived)

*spangs*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:54, archived)

*takes a bow*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:54, archived)

How's you squire?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:55, archived)

not too shabby I guess :)

hope the same can be said for you and yours

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:56, archived)

Indeedy do :)

Had wrexham pie for supper - sausages and bacon and apple and leek and tomato and mushrooms. Now settling back to digest

*content*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:58, archived)

that sounds bloomin' lovely

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:59, archived)

I'm from Wrexham originally

and I've never heard of 'Wrexham pie' until now, it does sound rather smashing though.

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:02, archived)

Wrexham born and bred here too and never heard of teh pie!

I'll need to get my pantry stocked up and look for the recipe...

(Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:41, archived)

BRAW!...that is all.

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:04, archived)

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:12, archived)

pfft!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:55, archived)

hahahaha

the brian text REVEALED!

(big fat cocks, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:56, archived)

Hahahahahah!

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ClanSoul, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:57, archived)

*cough* speaking of forgetting things...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:57, archived)

This I like :)

(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:59, archived)

*pun gland enflames*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:03, archived)

Hurray!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:53, archived)

Hahaha!

Do you have different combinations too?

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:55, archived)

press escape and find out!

EDIT: You hairy wang-munching butt-plugger! C]:0D
yes

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:56, archived)

I know that ;)

But I mean, do you have different gifs for the beginning, middle and end insult combinations?
If that makes any sense :S

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:00, archived)

yes, it's three gifs

it's three gifs
you slutty bum-warbling knobslapper!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:03, archived)

I noticed that too, what im failing to talk about is like

uhmm
Say for the first section its got "shit-gobbling/piss-tarded/anal-wretching", but you have a different first section that could be "cunt-sucking/dick-munching/chicken-titted"
So you numbered the sections 1, 2, 3
But do you have different variations for each section, such as 1a, 1b, 1c; 2a, 2b... etc?
*fails to command the English language* :D

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:07, archived)

no, there's three animated gifs

there's three animated gifsbut they all have different numbers of adjectives nouns etc. 3 7 and 9 if memory serves . . . so as they animate they make different combos

you mongy arse-chewing tit-mangler!
hee hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:17, archived)

Ahh I see

Now I'll think of an easier way to put what I just said in 3 messages into one sentence >.<
Oh yes: Are there only three gifs?

Still! It's a great idea and I love it :D

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:20, archived)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:54, archived)

yeah, just this afternoon, never mind

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:54, archived)

gutted.

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:58, archived)

im despirately trying to think of something witty with ez on the end

:( sorry

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:59, archived)

How about anything with die?

On the day that Di died, I tie dyed my Thai Bride

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:05, archived)

or tensing?

Ten, intense, Tensing, tensing in tents.

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:11, archived)

and I'm spent.

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:14, archived)

Haha splendid :)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:00, archived)

yez.

*adjusts pince-nez*

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:18, archived)

I done did some ink scribbins.

Click for more (136.79kB)

The hardest part was probably the bicycle and the wall.
*appologies for lack of scanner*

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:48, archived)

Mushroom Cloud?

warning: if your on a bicycle, do not roll down the hill behind the swing.

Bloody good :D

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:49, archived)

Yuh huh

I was going for a (only-just-)post-apocalypse kind of thing.
Thanks :D

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:51, archived)

Ace :D

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ClanSoul, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:59, archived)

bikes are nasty to draw.

i always want to detail the spokes and fail.

nicely done.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:27, archived)

Thanks :)

I've always found it difficult to draw a bike mainly because I haven't observed one properly in years.
Spokes, general layout of the structure, gears, planning what it's going to look like, handlebars, etc.
It's all a myth to me.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:30, archived)

if it's any consolation, i ride mine every day and i can't draw it.

i can draw dust and despair all right, though.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:37, archived)

Woo!

I need to do more drawings and practice drawing, but I just don't ahve the inspiration that I used to =/

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:41, archived)

i have no time, sadly.

i need to clone myself and chain the clones to the drawing board.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:46, archived)

What a shame :<

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:47, archived)

yeah, more of me would be wonderful.

ugh.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:06, archived)

There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Allah...

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:35, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

and so on :D

(big fat cocks, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:36, archived)

Chips of doooooooooooooooooom!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:36, archived)

ey oop, Trelly

Trellyy'awwright?
*wayves*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:39, archived)

Yup, blimping nicely :)

Your good jazzy self?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:40, archived)

Braw!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:42, archived)

*giggles*

I'd forgotten about that....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:42, archived)

I like to remind you of things you might forget . . .

. . . bighead!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:45, archived)

Like I'm going to forget that...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:50, archived)

forget what?

oh! The big head . . .
*ducks*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:51, archived)

*glowers*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:54, archived)

So you and little Davemian are doing alright, then?

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ClanSoul, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:07, archived)

Have chips with that!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:37, archived)

thats great

very very very nice.

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theniwokeup has been awake since, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:38, archived)

mmm

digital fish

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spacefish bong!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:41, archived)

Heh

Allah or chips?

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:45, archived)

i used to have a friend named allan.

i told him he should sign his name with an extended first stick on top the 'n' so it would read 'allah', but he wouldn't do it.

he was a dick anyway.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:12, archived)

ning all

Bigger and Better Quality/Detail (80K)

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:34, archived)

stunning

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:36, archived)

Thankyou

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:39, archived)

fantastic stuff!

me likey!
kitten/skateboard

(big fat cocks, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:37, archived)

Thanks!

i really like the eyes on yours

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:39, archived)

Shiney

*clicks*

(orukusaki actually fucking posted something for a change, on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:41, archived)

thanks

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:43, archived)

IS NIEC

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ClanSoul, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:43, archived)

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:45, archived)

Bloody hell this is good,

/relurks for a bit.

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Aenesis, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:44, archived)

Thanks

I just looked at your profile and looked at Talk Board
instead of Years, i was shocked but then calmed down after a breif millisecond.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:47, archived)

Haha

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Aenesis, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:24, archived)

I like vectors

I like this vector :)
This vector is ace :D

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:53, archived)

for more of mine \/

www.rappola.deviantart.com
*link link link link link link link*

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:56, archived)

Loffley!

Hurray, vector art which has lines in it! This is beautiful!

(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:00, archived)

it's margaret keane!

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:22, archived)

gorgeous :D

(

Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:34, archived)

There will be no more monsters

Stan Winston died last night.
Post anything and everything you have relating to the great man and all his work in this thread please.
Then go and watch The Thing, Terminator, Aliens, Edward Scissorhands, Predator, Jurassic Park and Iron Man.
:(

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:28, archived)

Aww no :[

Everyone's dying!!

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ClanSoul, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:29, archived)

*dies*

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:48, archived)

This is amazing

And Stan shall be greatly missed :(

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:30, archived)

I'd rather stab my eyes than watch those films

but I like your toothbrush man :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:31, archived)

*genuine disbelief*

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ClanSoul, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:32, archived)

May I suggest a compromise?

Stab one eye and then watch The Thing.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:33, archived)

fair enough how about

Tideland, AI, Batman Returns, Big Fish or Galaxy Quest then?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:35, archived)

*Thinks*

Angel Heart or films of that ilk are more my cup of tea.
Films with a twist and a story.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:47, archived)

what afinkawan said

'the thing' is a brilliant thriller/horror movie that can be appreciated outside those genres
and it has not dated very much at all

plus it has some very good bits of black humour

(big fat cocks, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:35, archived)

I just bought the Alien quadrology yesterday

I feel a tribute marathon coming on

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:32, archived)

Alright, some scissorhands bacause we all love him for that :)

linky 1
linky 2
linky 3

/edit: linked to spare your bandwidth innit

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:36, archived)

My favourite is Edward Edwardhands

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ClanSoul, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:39, archived)

Yeah, I think it's mine too

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:50, archived)

me thrice

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:37, archived)

What he said!

(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:09, archived)

boo!

(big fat cocks, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:33, archived)

also

(big fat cocks, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:34, archived)

noice!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:36, archived)

That's sad :(

But woo to the pic :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:33, archived)

holy fuck, he didnt, did he?

tis a sad day...

I had no idea.... :(

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:34, archived)

Bummer :(

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Jay, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:35, archived)

Never seen Scissorhands

I may do so now :(

Was great seeing one of the preliminary showings of the Queen from Aliens, it's a parking lot in gorgeous sunshine and the queen has been temporarily skinned with binbags. Then it starts moving and your sphincter clenches again as these billowing arms start lashing out at people.

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:40, archived)

Aww! EDIT: Woo!some pic meestah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:40, archived)

Hahahahahahahah!!!!!!!

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ClanSoul, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:44, archived)

YAY!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:01, archived)

:( Oh man!

What an amazing man.

Woo to picture!

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Frogbeat, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:43, archived)

No!

I owe him one queen. I hope to Ridley that Giger survives the year.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:49, archived)

Had missed that bit of news :(

Nothing like a psychotic xenomorph to mark the occasion

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:53, archived)

heh.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:21, archived)

for one moment i thought that was ray winston

i was very nearly sad, i don't know who stan was to my shame.

i will however be sad because everyone else is.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:54, archived)

He was one of the most notable effects people behind every major effects movie of the last 30 years

www.imdb.com/name/nm0935644/

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:57, archived)

bit of a sweeping statement to say he was involved in EVERY major effects movie

he was busy, but not THAT busy.

genuine loss to the movies though :(

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:59, archived)

His influence through his work undoubtably was though, if you think about it

and hello you :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:03, archived)

aye, his influence and skill was rather awesome

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:09, archived)

stop picking holes

I've just stumbled on a picture that suggests he work on the Davros mask!!!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:05, archived)

is that the pic with the two shots of the latex heads as well?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:14, archived)

indeed

it certainly looks like it could be a young Stan

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:19, archived)

i'm sure he was a master of his craft

unfortunately i'm not an effects kind of guy, don't mind the odd big bang and a few flames but after that....

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:00, archived)

he brought things to life more than big bangs

he's one of the main reasons I animate the things I do today

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:02, archived)

i like my films like my ladies

low budget, understated and above all quiet

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:04, archived)

:*(

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:57, archived)

happy b3taday chap

sorry to be bringing bad news to it :(

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:58, archived)

And it was my birthday he died on, too!

D:

The previous pope died on my sisters, also.

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ClanSoul, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:00, archived)

ta meester :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:00, archived)

Hahahahaha

and happy b3taday you star :)

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:00, archived)

ta :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:12, archived)

\o/

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:02, archived)

bye, mister winston. thanks for all the fun.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:08, archived)

Not really apt but.....

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XLVII .uk, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:18, archived)

He'll be sadly missed.
*relurks*

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XLVII .uk, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:22, archived)

Boo! Even snuck some Aliens into Star Wars Celebration Europe last year:

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:15, archived)

This is sad news :(

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FoldsFive, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:28, archived)

Special sauce?

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:17, archived)

er...

Why am i looking at your dog?

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pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:19, archived)

haha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:21, archived)

Looks like a nasty case of sunburn

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:21, archived)

It's not my cock!

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:37, archived)

You're fooling noone

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:39, archived)

ssshhhh

That was our little secret.

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:42, archived)

Don't put yourself down, it's not that little.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:43, archived)

run out of white sauce already?

(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:22, archived)

I say, Carruthers!

That sausage rather appears to have a glans! How queer!

(

bennyhillslovechild, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:22, archived)

carruthers and rutherford are both surnames

which leads me to conclude that ruthering is something that can be done to cars, especially cheap american ones. i can't decide what though

(

spacefish bong!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:27, archived)

it tastes like shite,

but you can live on it....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:26, archived)

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

look at the glistening cheese on it. don't you ever wash?

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spacefish bong!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:28, archived)

He's still managed

to get it in some tasty buns, though. Must be persuasive.

(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:33, archived)

*mumbles something about rohypnol*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:47, archived)

Rohyplol:

For all the laughs she won't remember.

(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:02, archived)

cock for dinner.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:27, archived)

just another face

made with wacom tablet.

(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:09, archived)

Thanks!

my last pair of pants are now shit-blemished!

WOO!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:13, archived)

Nice!

does he play in a black metal band?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:14, archived)

maybe a hard rock band

as he looks a bit like alice cooper...
just a tought.

(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:18, archived)

I can see him playing in a jazz quartet.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:19, archived)

^ this

hahaha

(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:22, archived)

holy lusting fuck!

*fears*

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:15, archived)

*prints*

*cuts out*
*wears around the hospital tomorrow*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:16, archived)

Wear a black robe as well,

and hang around intensive care.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:17, archived)

*hands scythe*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:24, archived)

haha

would love to see that ;)

(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:18, archived)

Isn't that Darth Nihilus?

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:17, archived)

just googled it

I swear I didnt know darth nihilus.. he looks damn great! (and stole my idea.. damnit!)

(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:19, archived)

scary!

really glad you said the brand of tablet you used :p

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:38, archived)

yup, now that I think of... there was no need to ;)

(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:06, archived)

BLOODMIME 2: THIS TIME, HE'S STILL NOT SAYING ANYTHING.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:44, archived)

I just made this

It's my day in brands.

cfm

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:53, archived)

I don't get it D:

Edit: Oh, I see!!

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ClanSoul, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:55, archived)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:07, archived)

Hello!

i bring bad news,

last night Yellow fingers was beaten to death by a gang of bastarding kids. he was fucking harmless , i am genuinely sad

RIP to the best hobo ever :'(

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:11, archived)

Fucking hell, really?

Jesus shitting Christ!
Poor bugger :[

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ClanSoul, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:14, archived)

i know,

he was a nice guy aswell :(

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:16, archived)

Why the fuck do it!?

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ClanSoul, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:18, archived)

because they are fucking heartless shits

you hear about it all the time nowdays mind you

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:20, archived)

Like that goth girl who was killed, yeah.

People like that should be send to medieval torture chambers.
Bring back the iron maiden for fuck's sake.

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ClanSoul, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:22, archived)

but only if Bruce thingie is front man

(

mutster101 fell over, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:24, archived)

...Forsyth?

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ClanSoul, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:27, archived)

...Lee?

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:29, archived)

Bruce Dickinson?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:30, archived)

Wayne?

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ClanSoul, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:31, archived)

Excellent!

Execute them!
Bogus.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:25, archived)

Hello :]

I have missed you, are you able to go on AIM today?

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ClanSoul, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:27, archived)

Yeah.

:]
But later. We have to scoot out to pick something up. But I'll sign on when we get home, okay?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:28, archived)

Alrighty ^_^

Have a good time "scoot"ing

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ClanSoul, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:30, archived)

some people are just scum.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:15, archived)

Oh fuck :(

This makes me so angry and so sad.
This stuff shouldn't happen.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:21, archived)

Jesus Christ

that is just fucked up

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:22, archived)

I shall always remember him for his busking.

He played a guitar-shaped piece of cardboard.

(

ClanSoul, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:23, archived)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:25, archived)

i find the lack of furtive disturbing...

hahah!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:55, archived)

Not much b3ta for me today

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:57, archived)

i feel your pain brother...

i've gone from never leaving the top ten to
rarely getting on in the day and the evening!!
*sobs*
*wets self*
*soils self*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:01, archived)

*gets the mop*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:03, archived)

TRELLY!!

*hugs*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:04, archived)

IVES!

*hugs*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:05, archived)

how long until little Ben Trellis is born?!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:06, archived)

8 weeks tomorrow

*frets*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:08, archived)

ahhh

it'll be fine!
you're well 'ard!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:17, archived)

Errrrr, yeah

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:20, archived)

good luck!

*slides*

(big fat cocks, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:19, archived)

Thanks!

*picks*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:21, archived)

*photographs*

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:03, archived)

NNNOOOOO!!

ah well...
*poses*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:04, archived)

But Ives

you work in a hospingtule don't you?

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:04, archived)

I certainly do.

our managers have been making noises and threats about internets usage so had to leave it for a bit.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:06, archived)

Those bedpans won't change themselves

;)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:07, archived)

aha!

they do if you pierce the bottoms!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:16, archived)

PROGRESS

is our most important product

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:22, archived)

Nothing like a b3ta...

and a coupla shots of whiskey to finish the day :) Interesting post. Have a wee click!

(Virulent, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:55, archived)

cheers!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:05, archived)

unox maggi kpn! lol?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:57, archived)

Yeah

the phone rang while I was making soup ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:57, archived)

aaaah I get it now..clever :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:59, archived)

cheers ;)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:09, archived)

What Ives^ said

You weren't around much today.
If you were in the UK I assume there would be a couple of Tesco Value items. Do you have an equivalent in Holland?
Woo and 'ning

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:58, archived)

Not really, no

we have Aldi and Lidl though. The Plus logo is my local supermarket. It's ace, as it has a LOT of 'bio' groceries and meats and stuff.

and thanks ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:03, archived)

Fun!

Amazing how products run our days, huh?

(

setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:59, archived)

The Products tell me to burn things.....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:03, archived)

Cor yeah

McVities
Cadbury
Nestle
Terrys
Tunnocks

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:04, archived)

I agree wholeheartedly :D

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ClanSoul, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:08, archived)

mine would be ibm ibm dell dell dell dell dell dell dell ibm ibm ibm

i ought to do something other than computer, really

(

spacefish bong!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:17, archived)

Indeed

and I've already thought of a couple I forgot to mention

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:06, archived)

Clicked

I might do something like that for me sometime.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:07, archived)

ta!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:23, archived)

That is amazingly cool!

Im tempted to work out what mine would be.... but I'm a laaazzzyyy man....

still, *CLLLIIICCCKKKK!*

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:08, archived)

furtive, furtive, furtive ...

(

gfreeman is only here for the beer, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:09, archived)

Hehe

wasn't really much work though

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:23, archived)

he he

woo!

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:14, archived)

brand whore!

(

mutster101 fell over, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:16, archived)

I knoooooowwwww

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:23, archived)

*brands you*

was the iron hot?

(

postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:52, archived)

SHITHOT

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 21:29, archived)

I am the mO_on

(

Carlossus, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:52, archived)

No, you're not.

Woo :D

(

ClanSoul, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:52, archived)

The photo speaks for itself

He is the moon.

(

owensanity, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:54, archived)

no lies no pies just moon

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Carlossus, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:03, archived)

silly carlossus! you are not moon! you are merely wearing diseased bread product!

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:53, archived)

simon weston surface

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Carlossus, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:04, archived)

*eats face*

yummers!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:53, archived)

wasn't this pic on the front page of the papers

After July 7th bombings?

Edit:

Almost :p

(Virulent, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:53, archived)

^^hahahahaha

No you fool, that was a toilet paper monster :D

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:57, archived)

Wait... THAT'S NO MOON!

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:00, archived)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:01, archived)

cheers

(

Carlossus, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:04, archived)

you are very welcome

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:07, archived)

This joys me

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:25, archived)

your name is pita.

pita the great.

(

postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:55, archived)

I've done a kitten...

so here's my first cdc :p

(Virulent, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:37, archived)

did he set it off?

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:38, archived)

was going to do a giant lime rolling after him...

But couldn't be arsed!

I think the way he's holding that sack (ahem) would be enough to set anyone off!

(Virulent, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:39, archived)

*phones RSPCA*

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:39, archived)

nothing wront with a nice bit of

pu... cat.

(Virulent, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:40, archived)

hahaha!!!

thats what indy 4 needed..
pile of crapola that film was!!
*rants*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:41, archived)

not bad film...

But really... reallly... really pants ending!

(Virulent, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:43, archived)

it was covered in lucas' dirty, dirty 'humour'

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:45, archived)

I thought for a second

Jar-Jar "I'm a twunt and you know it" Binks would turn up.

(Virulent, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:50, archived)

*shudders*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:51, archived)

hot wriggling action there

that must take some muscle control

(

spacefish bong!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:43, archived)

cocktreasure, he loves it.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:57, archived)

What's the code for that?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:19, archived)

heheh

Zebras are priceless!

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:23, archived)

Yes . . . yes they are !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:33, archived)

i still like this

so i clicked it again, again, again and then played some Quo!
Woo yeah + HFSMC!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:52, archived)

hahaha!!

ace!
and good eatin'...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:25, archived)

It's a natural . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:36, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:59, archived)

hahah aRF!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:49, archived)

Topical....cream?

These super lamb bananas are really starting to piss me off now...

Click for bigger (100KB)

...I think it's about time to take the kids down to North Wales (*ouch*) while everyone else jumps on the bandwagon.

(The Console King is losing the plot....., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:09, archived)

Where is that?

Also, dinner:

Who wants some?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:12, archived)

Looks like it's outside J Nickels

in Liverpool.

I remember when it was outside the Playhouse :)

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Thinker, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:15, archived)

nom nom nom

you've made me all hungry and i finished my lunch at morning tea - bugger!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:55, archived)

hehe

sorry slight tj: can someone give me the name of a good free photoshop-esque program?

(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:20, archived)

GIMP

That's a familiar looking username by the way.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:21, archived)

its probably familiar

because I've asked this long ago...

Or maybe for another reason I don't know...

(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:25, archived)

It's because someone used to have the username,

Psychadelic Warlord

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:29, archived)

oh...I thought I was famous

*walks away disappointed*

(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:32, archived)

OH MY GOD IS THAT PSYCHOWARDJESTER?!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:35, archived)

*gasp*

where?!

(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:40, archived)

gimp

or paint.net

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spacefish bong!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:30, archived)

SUPER LAMB BANANA!!!!!

is tasty with cakes :-)

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Hellzapoppin, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:34, archived)

Sure is!

And its good with syrup too!

(The Console King is losing the plot....., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:59, archived)

This didn't desere it own thread so its now going here...

Just looking for a nice quiet spot in North Wales that a car can get to and thought to myself "I just wonder... where is Wally?

So ladies, gentlemen, aliens that occasionally use B3TA. I give you the location of Wally!!!

Click for bigger (314KB)

(The Console King is losing the plot....., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:05, archived)

I think you will agree..

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:38, archived)

It takes more effort for me to press F5 than to move my mouse to click refresh.

I have no idea why.

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Shada, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:40, archived)

^This

Only faggots use F5
FACT

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:42, archived)

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:43, archived)

Oh, not you.

Those OTHER sonsabitchfists.

;)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:44, archived)

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:46, archived)

lol

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:50, archived)

OK...not you either..there...done.

Christ.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:51, archived)

the thing is, i'm usually on b3ta from work

and if i wouldn't click a button once in a while,
my boss would think i'm not working..

so that casual F5 does the work.

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:53, archived)

Ok..

F5'S FOR EVERYBODY!

*jives*

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:54, archived)

yay!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:55, archived)

Hurray!

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:55, archived)

indeed, in fact I don't press it anymore.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:55, archived)

this ^

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:58, archived)

Ahhh. I see.

Thought you were dissing the space bar at first, myopic, glance.

(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:00, archived)

At least F5 has a function

When was the last time you pressed any function key - apart from F4 and F5?

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Furness, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:03, archived)

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:08, archived)

And this is the second worst Button ever invented.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:12, archived)

split at birth

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:22, archived)

FAILÉ!

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:23, archived)

You're all grumpy bums

It's not a great post but it's not like he's shat on your cornflakes.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:30, archived)

and why would that be?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:33, archived)

And you were doing so well for a while there.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:24, archived)

huh?

whaddya mean?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:24, archived)

I'd go back to the cool silhouette monsters if I was you.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:27, archived)

is there something fundementally wrong with this post that I'm missing?

the "separated at birth" thing is a very old kind of joke, but people post fucking PUNS on b3ta and puns haven't been funny since the medieval age.

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Shada, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:29, archived)

i read a thing by rob grant once

that said something along the lines of "if intellectuals are so clever, why are all their jokes based on wordplay?" it's true, an all. there should be more well-placed manholes in comedy

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spacefish bong!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:33, archived)

*agrees vehemently*

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charlie?, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:29, archived)

ive run out of ideas for them,

maybe i need more time,damn my brain!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:29, archived)

Ignore the haters

It's not a great post but it's fully legal and 'fail' is not called for.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:31, archived)

no its crap

i admit so a barrage of fail is welcomed i dont care,im all grown up and stuff :)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:32, archived)

There

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:16, archived)

*sharp intake of breath*

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:26, archived)

whoa

now you point it out, yes

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spacefish bong!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:31, archived)

blimey! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:34, archived)

I once saw Danzig punch someone in the face

I have never seen Weaver do this, which is a shame.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:43, archived)

Bindun?

Directions
Wash& dry the duck inside and out.
Rub salt into the cavity.
Put Duck on a large plate spoon the vodka over the duck& rub all over, turn the duck and make sure you rub the vodka all over the bird Leave it for 4 hours.
Dissolve the honey in the water and rub all over the duck.
Do not miss any area Truss the bird and tie a cord around it's neck and hang it in front of an electric fan Leave it to dry for at least 4 hours.
Preheat oven to 375f.
Place the ginger inside the duck.
Place duck on a rack in a pan with water in it.
The duck must be well above the water.
Cook for 30 minutes then turn heat down to 300F degrees and continue roasting for about 1 hour.
Turn heat up to 375f and continue roasting until skin is crisp and brown all over.

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:11, archived)

the duck's rubbery

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:14, archived)

lacist!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:15, archived)

duckist!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:19, archived)

ooooooh

who got your ~~goat~~ duck

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:22, archived)

why fankoo

velly much

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:15, archived)

Cook until its Bill Withers LOL

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DogHorse plop, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:19, archived)

rubbery day

rubbery day
rubbery day
ru-bbery-day

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:21, archived)

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7452877.stm

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:30, archived)

racist

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:32, archived)

hahahaha

genius!

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:32, archived)

Hahahahahaha

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:33, archived)

you've been very Beau Bo d'Or today

not that i'm complaining :)

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:33, archived)

you missed CtrlV

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:34, archived)

hehehe

"At the time, Dr Persaud apologised for the error and told the Guardian newspaper that it had been a cutting and pasting error which meant some references had been omitted."

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:37, archived)

TOAP

Funny toap though so you're excused :D

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:35, archived)

Fascist

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:43, archived)

Haha did you just call printmeister a noob?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:57, archived)

HA!

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:36, archived)

Pfffft

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XLVII .uk, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:36, archived)

Pffft!

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in vino veritas, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:37, archived)

Fnar!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:38, archived)

brilliant.

congrats on fp

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bennyhillslovechild, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:43, archived)

well that didn't take long to FP

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:44, archived)

hahaha, nice one!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:47, archived)

Hhahahaha!

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DogHorse plop, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:51, archived)

I demand to know where you are getting this hummus from!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:01, archived)

Heheh

This week on "All In The Clipboard..."

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:10, archived)

That is rather marvelous

took a sec

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:15, archived)

Being an IT nerd I find this very amusing

woo to you old chap.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:54, archived)

"Dr Persaud remains employed as a consultant psychiatrist for the South London and Maudsley NHS Trust".

He must be wearing the magical RIGHT tie.

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Three Dog Man, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:41, archived)

hahaha

top notch!

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:00, archived)

true genius.

you, not that cunt! :D clicks

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:11, archived)

having had the displeasure of meeting him

this post and the general brouhaha is most satisfying

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harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:33, archived)

In the town where I live

there is a school that had a headmaster named Philip. He had an MA and a DPhil after his name, so it looked like 'Mad Phil'.

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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:32, archived)

That was my school.

I logged in just to post this. Ooh, the excitement.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:36, archived)

If i want to look pretentious

I can (as an Associate of the Royal Society Of Chemistry) sign my name: Champagnerocker ARSC

However, that just looks like "arse."

(champagnerocker, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:29, archived)

hahahahahahahhahahahahhahhhaaaahhhaahh

CRTL V!

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:45, archived)

Chortle

Had to follow the link to get that gag

(ManicMyna Hmmm, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:55, archived)

that is

brilliant

(09824739yhsidfhshfgq8weeq3e1, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:56, archived)

Hahahaha

Classic. Naughty Raj! In your Bed!

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Rainbored78 is being a bit cheeky., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:44, archived)

Nice!

Me likee! *clicky*

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Biggus Dickus , it was like that when I found it, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:32, archived)

Perfect!

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Monty Propps, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:52, archived)

The BBC have just taken delivery of this little fella for Olympic mascot ideas...

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:13, archived)

I'd buy a dozen

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:14, archived)

Boris will cycle around the olympic village

shouting highly targetted racist abuse through a loudhailer at the athletes of all nations, including our own.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:15, archived)

hahahahahaha

if this were to happen i'd give some serious thought to catching it on the idiotbox - but only until the first insipid bank commercial!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:30, archived)

made in china

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:17, archived)

Top face colour/texture matching

I'd vote for that if The Coast of Yemen wasn't a contender :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:17, archived)

I can't help but think they'll be closing that soon...

I sent them my brick. There'll be two serious entries amoungst thousands

EDIT: I love how they ask for you to sketch your ideas out, like they've collectively never heard of photoshop

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Furness, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:19, archived)

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XLVII .uk, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:22, archived)

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