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# I wonder if Labour need some help getting the message
across to kids in the inner city?

(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:41, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:42, archived)
# lol
dont waste food... eat when you get home and you know your not going to die... dont eat before you go out, you might get stabbed and the food in your belly will be wasted
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:42, archived)
# ha
I can just imagine some poor kid on the street with his guts out

"Nooo...not my precious food...nooo"

actually, that's a bit harsh, isn't it?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:44, archived)
# stabbings a bit harsh
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:56, archived)
# KNIFE CRIME IS ON THE INCREASE
WHAT ARE WE TO DO; WHO CAN WE BLAME? SHIRLEY IT'S NOT OUR FAULT...
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)
# SOMEONE DO SOMETHING
BAN SICK APATHY NOW
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)
# QUICK WE NEED ACTION
IMPOSE SANCTIONS ON TEENAGERS; APPLY EXPORT RESTRICTIONS TO BASEBALL CAPS...
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:48, archived)
# LOLs
Breaking News: A cargo ship full of bench hoodies has been stopped at portsmouth. HM Customs officials will make a statement shortly
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:52, archived)
# export?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:56, archived)
# better to use a knife on a kid than a steak
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:44, archived)
# I carry a knife and Ive not stabbed anyone.
Will i go to prison if i get caught with it?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:44, archived)
# you can get knives in Tesco now
cheap food, cheap knives...whats this country coming to?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)
# depends on what sort of knife
If it's a carving knife then certainly not as the name suggests it's only good for carving...

But if you're carrying a stabby knife you could be in trouble
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)
# My Grandad used to carry a penknife
and he never stabbed anyone to death.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:47, archived)
# he just used it to whittle the barbed stake he put through those disabled kids' heads
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)
# well he could only attack pens with it
he should have bought a stabby knife!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Its a tooth brush with a razor in it.
Momento from strangeways. I did 3 screws with that

*reminises*

Seriously though, its a swiss army knife and it comes in handy at least 3 times a day.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:47, archived)
# You can hand them in on the seaside now.
It's the 'Shore Shank Redemption'
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:08, archived)
# GOL
Groans out loud
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Thanks, I'm here all week
try the veal.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:15, archived)
# how big is the knife
?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)
# that's not a knife
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:47, archived)
# sorry - yeah
that's my cock.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:48, archived)
# not entirely sure that matters now
i think it's about lawful reason or something, stanley knives only have a wee cutty blade
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:48, archived)
# You could do more damage with a stanley
than you could with my swiss army.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:50, archived)
# then get it sharpened
you'll hurt yourself with a blunt one.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Stanley Knives is innocent
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:50, archived)
# when has common sense ever had anything to do with reactionary laws?
I can't take 110 ml of water onto a plane, but I can take 3 litres of duty free whisky because, clearly, it is impossible to weaponise large amounts of very flammable liquid OR a glass bottle.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:54, archived)
# hahahaha
whisky's ok, cos Muslims don't drink


/logic blog
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:57, archived)
# BINGO!
oh they don't gamble either do they?

/banned from doing a Grand national sweepstake at work in case I offended non-gambling people blog
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:58, archived)
# THE WORLD HAS GONE MAD
or is it just me?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:01, archived)
# You obviously dont visit the bookies very often
the cashiers are bi-lingual in there.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:04, archived)
# I bet they do
This lottery jackpot was won by a Muslim chap from Blackburn.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Agreed
Woo for potty legislation.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Lady S' brother gave me a knife for christmas
It's a very dangerous looking flick knife.

Cos he lives in the sticks os Suffolk, he thinks its perfectly fine to carry a knife.

I told him I would not be able to do the same thing on the mean streets of Londinium without being arrested

EDIT: This is the puppy



On their website its in the 'Everyday Carry' section. God bless America
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:55, archived)
# I knew loads of kids with knives when I was young...
I had a Black Widow instead - which I thought was the win.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:57, archived)
# i would personally like to see lots more stop and search going on
not dressed up under some bollocks anti terror law either, just the old bill making a nuisance of themselves a bit more. found a penknife a local chav had left not very well hidden a couple of weeks back, blade taped open homemade cardboard sheaf, i took it with me and old bill were informed, even got his picture.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Good on you
i agree with everything you said there.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:04, archived)
# only if you elect David Cameron
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Suicide Block
Homeless?
Jobless?
Broke?
Hungry?
Depressed?
Kills several birds with one stone.. so to speak

..coming soon to a town near you.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:40, archived)
# awesome :)
/also reminds me of Monty Python's 'Architect's Sketch' for some reason
//well deserved fp :)
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:41, archived)
# fucking hell, that is AWESOMENESS TO THE EXTREME!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:41, archived)
# This is amazing
and the internet needs more things like this.

Good work!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:41, archived)
# love it
suicide has never been so much fun :)
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:41, archived)
# That's epic!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:41, archived)
# HA HA HA HA
the ambulance makes it super cool... so does the clergyman... so do the little skips and jumps at the top of each stair.

This receives 8 woos!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:42, archived)
# this is...hypnotic...
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:42, archived)
# This is chuffing epic
Very well done, sir!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:42, archived)
# bloody hell
brilliant.


if ever there was a wrong time to post an iffy image....
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:42, archived)
# wow
thats pretty cool
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Wow!
*watches forever*
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:42, archived)
# oh my gosh
this gives my life meaning! :D
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)
# ace!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)
# *wow*
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Bridgend?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)
# I was thinking Milton Keynes actually
..
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Lemme give you the breakneck tour
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:44, archived)
# The nighclub scene there is swinging
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:44, archived)
# But most of the kids just seem to hang around
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Because the girls are a bit ropey.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)
# that's noose to me
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:46, archived)
# they need one of these..
then!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:46, archived)
# I also hear...
their suicide rate is high.

:¬|
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)
# oh, that too.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)
# thanks :)
now can someone please help me uncross my eyes?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Wow!
How long did that take you?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)
# I started it Friday night
and OcD'd it pretty much all weekend :)

Oh.. I did have a life - once
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Fab!
I would have replied earlier, but I've been mesmerised for the last 4 minutes
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:44, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:44, archived)
# great stuff
woo
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:44, archived)
# BRILLIANT
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)
# This Is The Future!
Woo!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)
# on that subject
Viz inspired oldie:


Forgot the well earned WOOYAY.

WOO YAY!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)
# JESUS FUCK.
This is good.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)
# No Bridge
No Shark
NOT TRUE!

Woo though - nicely done!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Is that "OUCH" written in the clouds?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Hahaha - I didn't notice that - hahaha
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:50, archived)
# :)
I am like the Alfred Hitchcock of the stickman world..
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:52, archived)
# yes to all
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:47, archived)
# forget the jumping men, I'm loving the background!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Amazing!
Must've taken ages...
:D
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Wow.
What software did you use?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:48, archived)
# that sir..
is 486 layers of photoshop ported into imageready..

.. high tech huh? ;)
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:54, archived)
# WORSHIPS
"umnum-shivi, umnum-shivi, umnum-shivi, umnum-shivi, umnum-shivi, umnum-shivi, UMNUM-SHIVI, UMNUM-SHIVI, UMNUM-SHIVI, UMNUM-SHIVI, UMNUM-SHIVI, UMNUM-SHIVI"
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:09, archived)
# This
is seven kinds of awesome!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Fucking epic!
*woo and click*
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:56, archived)
# awesomeness
teh 111 XD
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:03, archived)
# I'm only replying cos if I don't I'll be the only b3tan who didn't.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:17, archived)
# ^What he said^
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 10:35, archived)
# FP THIS NOW!!!
[clickityclickityclick]
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:26, archived)
# epic!
woo
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Brilliant!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Bloody hell this is good!
I like this image overall, but especially the motion when they leap.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:33, archived)
# What's the priest doing?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Last Rites
That way, all their sins they committed on the lower floors are forgiven, and they won't go to Hell.*

* Allegedly **

** This post contains forward-looking statements that are not based on the beliefs of stereoroid nor of b3ta.com's management, nor do they reflect the editorial opinion of stereoroid or of b3ta.com. We assume no obligation to update or revise these statements to reflect current information, events or circumstances including changes in any risks or uncertainties that may impact them. If you believe any of that, I have a bridge I think you might like.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:37, archived)
# But suicide is a sin too.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 0:06, archived)
# it's postmodern irony...
either that or it just made me giggle... you choose :)
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 0:35, archived)
# I'm a postmodern vegetarian
I eat meat, ironically.

/Bill Bailey quote
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)
# hmm toughie...
I've got no blockers, no floaters, no diggers, no bashers...

Sod it, nuke 'em all!
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 0:20, archived)
# ahh hahahahaha
Lemmings! best game ever

Damn you for giving me a new idea for my stickmen OCD phase :/

(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 0:38, archived)
# THANKS!!
FP .. woo! And thanks for all the positive feedback...

Weekend obsession: 25 hours
Acceptance of peers: Priceless
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 0:41, archived)
# OVER THE LIMIT
250 kb MAX please!

Get it fixed NOW.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 0:58, archived)
# oops
will fix when I get home this avvo :s
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Hahaha. The evil in me wants to say ^this^
but I'm not sure I can let it on this occasion.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 10:33, archived)
# This
is probably one of the most fantabuluos things I have ever seen!

Woo, Yay and Houpla!
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 1:43, archived)
# Top tag.
And great animation!
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 2:53, archived)
# this really is an incredible thing.
well done.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 3:05, archived)
# Hypnotic
woo
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 5:14, archived)
# Nicenicenice.
I love the main image but I'm strangely attracted to the park area behind the building.

Although I'm in danger of breaking Rob's "No repetition of comments" law I've got to say A.) That must have taken you bloody ages and, B.) Well done on your perseverance!
.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 8:42, archived)
# wow
I could watch this for hours.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 9:05, archived)
# i loike this
:P
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Uber fantastico
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)
# super awesome!
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Rah this is good!
Although I think those stickmen aren't depressed at all are they. You sicko.

PS just noticed the clouds :)
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)
# aaaahhhhhh,
i'd employ you just to make these.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Late reply, because I've only just seen this.
This is one of the best things I've ever seen on b3ta. This is outstanding.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 7:25, archived)
# wow this is very woo
aceness inc.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 16:09, archived)
[challenge entry] forward by delia smith

cheers barry.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:40, archived)
# looks like a butt plug
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:41, archived)
# with the added advantage of making your poo come out in wafer-thin strips
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)
# WAAFFA THEEEN
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)
# I need this book.
:D
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:51, archived)
# O_o
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:00, archived)
# I'll just weld this in here

Done for a mate who has had a workshop with "a car shaped space" in it for the last five years.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:12, archived)
# hahahahaha
:D
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Oh what the heck...
<anorak on>This was a follow up, if you've ever welded you'll know the analogy between pidgeon sh*t and a poor quality weld.<anorak off>
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Shit, so true
*weeps into beer again* (Makes it go further)
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 0:04, archived)
# the ginger tom kept the residents awake all night....
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:40, archived)
# ginger is an anagram of nigger
racist
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:40, archived)
# aye
...
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:42, archived)
# yanmania is an anagram of 'buttfucking madeleine McCann'
you FASCIST.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)
# no its not
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:57, archived)
# That building is in old trafford
methinks.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)
# it probably
houses all the cleaners from the trafford centre....
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)
# wouldn't it get in the way when there was a match on?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:51, archived)
# 3rd and final top gear typography


Click for bigger (43KB)
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Don't stop now!
Do the stig!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:39, archived)
# hahaa
maybe :)
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:46, archived)
# 3rd and file?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:40, archived)
# damn
ninja edit :)
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:46, archived)
# haha they're fab..you should send those into them :D
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:40, archived)
# ive already sent them in and claimed that i did them
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:44, archived)
# hahah tealol
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Haha - nice one!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)
# good idea
:)
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:47, archived)
# nicely
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:41, archived)
# thank ya
:)
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:47, archived)
[challenge entry] you are what


Click for bigger (84KB)
you eat
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)
# oh shit.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:37, archived)
# *shits
Thanks - I needed that!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Shes due any day
*hopes for the worst*
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:38, archived)
# ahhhh
thank you adblock
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:40, archived)
# *starts the reactor*
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:40, archived)
# I watched that 911 thing last night on BBC2

It's not 7 years too late - honest.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:12, archived)
# exactly
I'm bored any ideas?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:13, archived)
# get a pork pie
eat the crust
microwave the centre for 10 seconds
stick it to your neck
go to the clinic complaining you have a tumour
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)
# ...
Profit.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:16, archived)
# It's a bit late and a long walk
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Do a barrel roll?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)
# ROLL OUT THE BARREL!!
WE'LL HAVE A BARREL OF FUN!!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)
# TEMPORARY FAMINE SHIP.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)
# A SALTY OCEAN OF TREES.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)
# BEWARE: THE DANCING RAINCOAT.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)
# OH NOES WHAT HAVE I DONE?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:27, archived)
# STARTED TITTSAR REPLYING TO HIMSELF
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:28, archived)
# A ROAD OF LIGHT. A WINCH OF HORNS.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:29, archived)
# WHERE CAN THE TINY PEOPLE BE?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:30, archived)
# THESE BEES ARE LESS THAN SEVENTEEN.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:30, archived)
# A BOUQUET OF HORSES
A PIECE OF PAPER WITH MY NAME ON IT
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)
# A TREE WHICH OBSCURES THE SUN
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:40, archived)
# AN UPTURNED SHELL COLLECTING WATER
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:40, archived)
# A DRILL TURNING OVER AND OVER IN A WORN GROOVE
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Gateshead
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Oh, cheers!
*waddles off*
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:31, archived)
# I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE TO KNIT MYSELF A NEW ARSEHOLE
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:31, archived)
# SET FIRE TO THE BLEEDING MOON
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:29, archived)
# HAVE YOU EVER DRUNK BAILEYS FROM A SHOE?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:31, archived)
# fuzzy little man peach
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:32, archived)
# see how far back you can trim your toenails
before you make them bleed.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)
# I do that most times
but my toenails are fairly short, I trimmed them a couple of months ago
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)
# organise a street party, but only invite one house of people.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)
# if i organised a party no one would turn up
just like my 21st :(
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)
# hahaha...
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)
# :(
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Make a real life Sponge Bob suit
out of 300 sponges
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)
# hahaha this
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)
# this has merit
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)
# You could try making a funny image and posting it here?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:31, archived)
# I could I suppose
I've made a funny image and am waiting for the opportune moment to post it. I have a sexy nsfw image that looks like someone I know, i could post that too...
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Is it your Ladyboy friend?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:39, archived)
# haha no i have got a sketch of him somewhere...
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)
# I've heard that there's pictures of wimmins in various states of undress on the internet
some of them are even pictured in compromising circumstances.

How can you be bored?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:32, archived)
# who?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:34, archived)
# what?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:35, archived)
# ah makes so much more sense
I've wanked enough for this week
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Ha! Yeah, I caught that and winced throughout.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Was that the one made by a couple of kids?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Loose Change is so full of holes it defies belief.
The 'makers' kept editing it over a long period of time when people picked them up on some of the false claims being truly 'de-bunked', hence the last version of it was sub-titled 'final cut'.

With the rush to get the first version out, and subsequent extensive editing after being picked up on quite a few points, it lost quite a bit of credibility..
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Thing is...
if something dodgy DID happen, anyone who tries to expose it will have no credibility because there's been so many morons like this spouting shite
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:27, archived)
# yup - agreed, on all counts.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:28, archived)
# kids?
"Okay...so, like, some towers fell down...and stuff. My dad saw it on TV, it was way cool. Some guy from Arabasia did it."
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)
# you forgot like the planes
that like crashed into the towers.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:27, archived)
# no way
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:28, archived)
# ya way
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:28, archived)
# random
isn't it

Armstrong & Miller
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:28, archived)
# That was fuckin' awesome, dude
like something out of a movie

It was just a shame that, like, all those people died, cos it was fuckin' awesome
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:28, archived)
# For a bond baddie
your a bit too pleasant.



*Wrings hands (And they think that bearded goathearder did it too, hehee!)*
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:31, archived)
# that still doesn't explain
why the towers clearly came down via a controlled explosion.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:33, archived)
# I watched that too
Steve Spak was in it.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Bleh.

(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:08, archived)
# is it better than Fruit Machine Simulator on the Spectrum?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Oooh Do you have that?
Id love a copy - if you've got a tape recorder that can do high speed dubbing!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:13, archived)
# I did have it
but it's long gone - gah...and not available as abandonware
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)
# I had it for my C64
It used to play Who wants to be a millionaire and it turned me into the moth-like 'ooh flashy lights' bandit player I am today
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Speccy online emu
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:42, archived)
# that is so depressing...
i was gonna pick up a copy later in the week, but I won't now... I was really hoping it was gonna be good... Time to crack out an old emulator an play one of the originals then
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Guh, sounds about right. But what do I know, I gave up caring after a half hour.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Oh, and it's even more shocking for the Wii.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)
# I absoloutely fucking LOVE THESE
This is the future of game reviews.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:11, archived)
# yeah..
heard it was shite, shame because the original scared the crap out of me, even with it's crude polygons!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:12, archived)
# shit yeah!
remember seeing that first monster go past the window only for a split second... Then the bastard bursts in BEFORE you get a gun or anything but you could push the cupboard over the window and block it! *FEARS* :D
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)
# I always thought
the crapness of the graphics made it better, like a bit surreal

EDIT: added to which the sound even worked on the original piece of shit PC soundcard!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)
# yeah
a real classic, i loved it and the second one too.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:32, archived)
# that and Ecstatica (the first one)
scared the crap outta me - being chased by a werewolf all the way through teh village almost gave me fracking nightmares :D


(oh, and dungeon master as well- bloody rubble monsters!)
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Nothing has come close to scaring me
as much as those ravenous wolves cerebrus dogs that jump throught the window in the first corridor on resident evil 1. You kinda expect it from then on.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)
# I would say the licker jumping through the magic mirror
in the police station in Resi2 was the best "jump" in that series...

but yeah, the cerberus dogs were nasty bastards :D
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)
# I don't remember it scaring me.
I just loved the original because it was so bloody atmospheric!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)
# oh god yeah
didn't work out where the gun was the first time I played it, had to run and hide.. My god it was tense!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Oh well..
You can't em all.

Now draw Chloe with a time machine getting into all sorts of mischief.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:12, archived)
#
mischief jelly
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:13, archived)
# GREAT SCOTT
See, this is the kind of thing that damages the space time continuum, the sort of thing that causes PARADOXES.

But, I would like to see Chloe covorting around on a big bed Jelly.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:16, archived)
# never played it..resi evil for the win
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:13, archived)
# I loved AITD
It actually scared the shit out of me...
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)
# ahmen brother JJ.
I'm so glad I rented AITD instead of buying. I thought Resident Evil controls were bad. Now I think they're a blessing compared to the atrocious shitjuice that is AITD's controls.

There could have been a good game there, but it's only half finished, and clearly the play-testers were blind retarded monkeys with 3 fingers between them.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Is it better than Sim Roundabout or Sim Lightswitch?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)
# I like
Bread Butterer 4 - The spreadening.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)
# that's way more exciting than Sock Drawer 2
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)
# This is lovely.
Is this a computer game of some sort?
It's got guns in it, has it?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Is this the Spectator review?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:27, archived)
# ARF!
That is superlicious!

I am quite empathic.. Correct me if I'm wrong, but do I sense a vague air of embitterment in its creation?

(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:29, archived)
# I will find the people responsible for it.
And sh*t on their children.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Hehe
I like these, though i strongly disagreed with the GTAIV one!

Nicely done - i was thinking of getting it when i saw the videos, but the reviews changed my mind. How come you fell into the 'trap' and brough it?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)
[challenge entry] :) hello b3ta
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Splendid!
:D
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)
# haha thanks
im pleased somebody liked it!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)
#
Splendid Splenda
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:18, archived)
# simple
but oh so very good, in fact one of my compo faves
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Pffffft!
and Woo
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Is it just me...?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:07, archived)
# hahaha
you cynic you
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:08, archived)
# You've only just realised?
I haven't seen ANY of these movies since I wasted an hour and a half on Shark Tale just becuase the De Niro shark had a mole
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:12, archived)
# i am very much looking forward to wall-E
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:18, archived)
# haha, yes VERY true!
although I am looking forward to seeing Wall-E....
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:08, archived)
# crikey! To hollywood with you!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:09, archived)
# ^ This
Theyve all been rather meh since Nimo. Shrek 1,2 & 3 Being the exception.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:09, archived)
# so you didn't like the Incredibles?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Thats an exception
because its not based around talking animals
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Confesses.
I Didnt see that one.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:13, archived)
# buy it NOW! honestly!
probably my favourite cgi toon without a doubt
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)
# buy? BUY?
I shal download it and if i deem it shelf worthy then i shal purchase a copy.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)
# More to the point that's not a dreamworks animated film.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Nice. I love the JS logo...
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:09, archived)
# haha
which one is the COMEDY HYPERACTIVE ONE
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)
# haha
usually played by Eddie Murphy..
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Godammit!
I knew I'd forget something
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)
# :D
now you're talking *clicks*
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:11, archived)
# as someone who is working on the next one,
I am contractually obliged to disagree with you.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:13, archived)
# oh yeah....?
pray tell me more

Need someone to design a poster for you?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:18, archived)
# hahaha
'did I mention how much I love all those great CGI animal movies? Each one is so original and fresh..'
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Apparently,
theres a kids programme on now that uses the basic daz poser models.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)
# hahaha
yes.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:16, archived)
# YES!
This is AWESOME!
As a 3d artist, i get most peeved that all the animation industry can come up with is FUCKING TALKING ANIMALS! Its really getting me down!

More human stuff like the incredibles and monster house, i say!

Im hoping Rob Zombie's adult animation movie will be good - im really craving a bigger adult animation scene right now...
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Dont forget...
There must be:
A fat jolly one that eats and burps.
A thin, sensible and wise one.
A 'black' one - i.e. jive talkin and 'street'
A shy, timid, but reluctantly heroric one.
A medium, all rounder that is the leader and at some point in the film falls out with the gang over a misunderstanding, mopes around contemplating things to some sad music, and then gets back together just in time to save the day at the end of the film, and learns an important moral that is shoved in your face.

Over the hedge and Bugs life (yes - i hates that!) is probably the worst example of such stereotypes.

Wall-e looks intresting, but im a bit worried that it might be a bit kiddified and moral-infested due to the lack of brad bird! Still - the main character cant talk, so that should be different. Ive always thought characters in pixar movies 'overact' and talk way too much.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Yeah bruther!
*burps"



Clickerdy-click
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:01, archived)
# have you seen "Free Jimmy" ?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:19, archived)
# With the talent involved
that should be great (Pegg, Godfrey)

... but it looks fucking dreadful.

ANd the fact that its still not been released over here after two years probably tells a story
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 8:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Economy on the verge of meltdown? Fuel at record prices? Quick, fire up the bullshitometer and hit our detractors where it REALLY hurts
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:03, archived)
# its no coincidence that your fat i suppose
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Cops hate firemen.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)
# yes, is a bit of a crafty smoke screen isn't it.
Important point but there are more pressing one's disguised by it. Also all the g8 companies flaked on their promised assistance to Africa
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Yes!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:09, archived)
# He should be talking to
the supermarkets who throw away food
literally by the lorryload rather than sell it
to us cheap if ,say, the label has got dirty.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:09, archived)
# I love Tesco's "Scummers' Corner"
40 boxes of blueberries at 25p each

I was sick for a week


/put them in the freezer really blog
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:12, archived)
# i bought 6 bags of chillis the other day, 30 p each (1/3 price)
made enough chilli powder to last a year.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Apologies to Clansoul... it's definitely bad lighting - he's clearly not ginger.

(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:00, archived)
# I'm going to have to Ad-block this.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)
# look at the size of that thing.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)
# ginger is an anagram of nigger
racist.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:12, archived)
# definitely not ginger. I can't get rid of this as my mental image of him

(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:03, archived)
# .
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:06, archived)
# I provide him with far too much entertainment
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:08, archived)
# ^This
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:12, archived)
# HE'S THE GINGEREST THING I EVER SAW
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:03, archived)
# *reins in a load of abuse*
I remember this whole ginger issue with fourdam.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:03, archived)
# I miss 4dam and mugatu calling each other ginger/spastic head dobber users
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Yes, these days it's far more childish

Pair od gingers though, both of 'em.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:06, archived)
# where is 4dam these days?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Stranraer Moral Rehabilitation Centre & Grill
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Formerly Stranraer Exotic Pets and Animal Slaves.

(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Bloody hell
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Hahahah nicely done
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:06, archived)
# SON OF HUCKNALL
*Kills it!*
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:07, archived)
# TUTT...?!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Good afternoon. Much planned for today?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:57, archived)
# OOooooOOoo - Nice Duck!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)
# I'm bored
oh yes. nice duck
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:59, archived)
# good lord sam
you really are rather gifted.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Aw. You made me all smile and shit.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:01, archived)
# *sigh*
get a paper towel and clean it up.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)
# HAH!!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)
# seriousl, this is magnificent
do your future plans include artistry? if not, why the fuck not.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Who can tell. My plans at the moment involve fluking life.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:06, archived)
# that's everyone's plan
start sending things about. St Martins, Goldsmith wherever.

OR I WILL
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)
# it's got some kind of singularity vortex cannnon on its wing
only its shot its own head right off with it. eagles are dumb.

THAT'S WHAT I SEE AND YOU CAN'T TAKE THAT FROM ME.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:00, archived)
# My people clevers are no match for his bird clevers.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:01, archived)
# why are you studying eagles? are you american? only americans like eagles.
study something awesome like elephants
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Mainly for fun. Also elephants are less than awesome, unless you strap cannons and nukes and guns and stuff to them.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)
# you could've drawn that.
mecha war elephant.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Ooooh pretty....
:D
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)
# That's rather nice!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)
# nice duck! ;)
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Tah!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)
# you missed a bit of its beak
too hard so you gave up amirite?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Perrhaaaaaaps.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Woo
Im a bird fan too.

NSFW (?)

What do you reckon? Safe for work?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:06, archived)
# I reckon that's SFW - but it makes no difference to me, so perhaps I'm being a little too liberal about it.
Anyway, that's very good. Personally I'd say it needs a little more work on the lights/darks etc. but equally that might ruin it.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:09, archived)
# fairly safe. no naughy bits
fairly clearly art.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Is that Captain Wow ?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Niet
tis a nasty piece of work (the woman not the pic) called laura. I shagged her a few times, then she got all, where you going tonight? OH NO YOUR NOT and wouldnt let me shag her anymore so i kept the pictures in case she told everyone how small my.....

...ive said to much.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Hehehe...
Did she say "It looks like a cock only smaller" ?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:32, archived)
# I'm a bit late, I know
but this is really brilliant :)



(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:28, archived)
# look away now if you don't give a flying f about politics
10% tax rate revolt continues :


Quick 'n' dirty video on Gordon Brown telling us not to waste food :
www.b3ta.com/links/Gordon_Brown_launches_new_dont_waste_food_advertising_campaign

blog and archive
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)
# why do i think
Quo?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)
# philistine :-)
..
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:57, archived)
# *slaps around the chops*
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Lovely,
and a great source pic, too.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:07, archived)
# quicky
lion

k3b/-\b, you can always use this technique ;)
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Yiffing hell
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:54, archived)
# I will don't worry
but I have to find a consenting woman (so I don't get arrested) or a tame lion (so my cock doesn't get bit off)
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:55, archived)
# awesome-0-pard?
:(
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:18, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:46, archived)
# hehehe
very good
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)
# *scrolls*
*scrolls*

*giggles*
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:48, archived)
# If you scroll to the bottom...
..and then quickly up, you can see his dick!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)
# HHAHAHAHAHA!
Why are we told not to do this?
IT LOOKS AWESOME AND NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Hahaha.
I did not expect that.

Though perhaps I should have from you :p
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)
# well done ol' chap
jolly good post
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:49, archived)
# hahaha top scrollage lollage!
*click*
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:49, archived)
# is that you?
:P
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:49, archived)
# The chaps expression
elevates it from a mere WOO
to a fully deserved
WOO YAY
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:49, archived)
# hi cockalorum :)
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:51, archived)
# You must have me mistaken for the crystaline entity.
But hi nonetheless.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)
# hi cockalorum (hi cok-a-lor-um) adj.


Praise given to a particularly good woo yay.

"Hi cockalorum!"

:)
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Ah!
Googles: "hi cockalorum",
Reads 4th entry in results,
Returns to give a big hearty bumming to prodigy.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:50, archived)
# ^_^
Cats + Table Tennis = Hooplah
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:52, archived)
# hahaha top arseworks!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Hahahahahah :D
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Hahaha this is awesome :)
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:57, archived)
# nicely :D
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Brilliant!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Class!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Hurrah!
:D
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Michael Chewbacca
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Perfect!
That's lovely!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Cheers Fresh...
Loved your monkey by the way ;-)
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:44, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:01, archived)
# "get this driving carpet out of my way"
*spang*
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Has he just been kicked in the nuts?

If not - he should be!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Victory never looked so shaggy
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:45, archived)
# needs moar crotch
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:46, archived)
# yeah bu can he do the kessel run in less than 12 parsecs
?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Isn't a parsec a measurement of distance
not time?...
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Geeky interlude... non-geeks look away now...
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)
# wookiepedia is sad.
just plain sad.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)
# yes
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:57, archived)
# enough with the new Dr.


have a new knightrider!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Selleck for Knight?
And a Mustang for a Trans-Am?

You're living dangerously.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:45, archived)
# neeeeooooowww
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Great stuff!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:39, archived)
# i can't decide
if he looks scared or determined

also woo!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Didn't know they had French racers.
.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:41, archived)
# hahahah!the frog's expression is perfect :D
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:41, archived)
# "Davros, FUCK OFF"


If they haven't approached him for the role then they are cunts.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:31, archived)
# And now it's just me in a top hat.
:D

Hahah
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Needs more ginger...
:D
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:34, archived)
# I'm not ginger though
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:35, archived)
# :D
As far as everyone on b3ta is concerned:
Clansoul = ginger

(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:36, archived)
# this is good and overlooked
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:36, archived)
# and therefore, more of a Bonnie Langford assistant than Doctor material
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Except that, y'know, I'm really not ginger.
It was just bad lighting in a previous photo, because ClanSoul ≠ ginger.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:38, archived)
# GINGER!
A bad redhead blames his lighting... or something.
:D

(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Ok, ok
We know you're really strawberry blonde, not ginger.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:41, archived)
# You ARE ginger
Wait until your pubes grow, then you'll know the truth... ;)
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:42, archived)
# *unexpected lols*
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:43, archived)
# ^ What she said
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:44, archived)
# winner!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Hahahah!
You just wait until my next milestone, you bastard! Then you'll know!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Looks like I just missed one, thankfully :P
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:49, archived)
# I didn't notice that until after I posted it.
It was this I posted for it:

Click for bigger
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Maybe his pubes had just grow?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:48, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Pfffts all over the place!

(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)
# needs more chin
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:35, archived)
# here, have a chin:
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:44, archived)
# well would
because it's better than what i have now
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Evilscary?
This chap was considered once... sadly it will never happen now except in my head

(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:34, archived)
# "Your left plunger I've nothing against... It's a lovely plunger. I've got nothing against your left plunger..."
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:35, archived)
# The trouble is... neither have you...
it would have been magical!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:40, archived)
# although to be fair
he was a shockingly bad actor
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:45, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Whilst we roast our peas...
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:37, archived)
# here's one you haven't seen
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:39, archived)
# "this is the BEST TARDIS I've even driven"
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:40, archived)
# ,
IF THIS TARDIS WAS A WOMAN...
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:41, archived)
# 0 to the next dimension in 4.65 seconds
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:43, archived)

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