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I wonder if Labour need some help getting the message
across to kids in the inner city?
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WOLF .™ ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:41,
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hahahaha
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:42,
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lol
dont waste food... eat when you get home and you know your not going to die... dont eat before you go out, you might get stabbed and the food in your belly will be wasted
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:42,
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ha
I can just imagine some poor kid on the street with his guts out "Nooo...not my precious food...nooo"actually, that's a bit harsh, isn't it?
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:44,
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stabbings a bit harsh
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:56,
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KNIFE CRIME IS ON THE INCREASE
WHAT ARE WE TO DO; WHO CAN WE BLAME? SHIRLEY IT'S NOT OUR FAULT...
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:43,
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SOMEONE DO SOMETHING
BAN SICK APATHY NOW
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:45,
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QUICK WE NEED ACTION
IMPOSE SANCTIONS ON TEENAGERS; APPLY EXPORT RESTRICTIONS TO BASEBALL CAPS...
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:48,
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LOLs
Breaking News: A cargo ship full of bench hoodies has been stopped at portsmouth. HM Customs officials will make a statement shortly
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P3L3 is not my real name. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:52,
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export?
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:56,
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better to use a knife on a kid than a steak
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:44,
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I carry a knife and Ive not stabbed anyone.
Will i go to prison if i get caught with it?
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P3L3 is not my real name. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:44,
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you can get knives in Tesco now
cheap food, cheap knives...whats this country coming to?
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:45,
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depends on what sort of knife
If it's a carving knife then certainly not as the name suggests it's only good for carving... But if you're carrying a stabby knife you could be in trouble
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WOLF .™ ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:45,
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My Grandad used to carry a penknife
and he never stabbed anyone to death.
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:47,
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he just used it to whittle the barbed stake he put through those disabled kids' heads
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:49,
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well he could only attack pens with it
he should have bought a stabby knife!
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WOLF .™ ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:55,
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Its a tooth brush with a razor in it.
Momento from strangeways. I did 3 screws with that *reminises* Seriously though, its a swiss army knife and it comes in handy at least 3 times a day.
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P3L3 is not my real name. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:47,
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You can hand them in on the seaside now.
It's the 'Shore Shank Redemption'
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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building! ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:08,
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GOL
Groans out loud
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P3L3 is not my real name. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:12,
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Thanks, I'm here all week
try the veal.
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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building! ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:15,
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how big is the knife
?
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:45,
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that's not a knife
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:47,
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sorry - yeah
that's my cock.
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:48,
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not entirely sure that matters now
i think it's about lawful reason or something, stanley knives only have a wee cutty blade
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:48,
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You could do more damage with a stanley
than you could with my swiss army.
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P3L3 is not my real name. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:50,
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then get it sharpened
you'll hurt yourself with a blunt one.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:53,
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Stanley Knives is innocent
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:50,
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when has common sense ever had anything to do with reactionary laws?
I can't take 110 ml of water onto a plane, but I can take 3 litres of duty free whisky because, clearly, it is impossible to weaponise large amounts of very flammable liquid OR a glass bottle.
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:54,
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hahahaha
whisky's ok, cos Muslims don't drink /logic blog
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:57,
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BINGO!
oh they don't gamble either do they? /banned from doing a Grand national sweepstake at work in case I offended non-gambling people blog
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:58,
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THE WORLD HAS GONE MAD
or is it just me?
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:01,
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You obviously dont visit the bookies very often
the cashiers are bi-lingual in there.
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P3L3 is not my real name. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:04,
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I bet they do
This lottery jackpot was won by a Muslim chap from Blackburn.
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finnbar has officially retired ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:06,
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Agreed
Woo for potty legislation.
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P3L3 is not my real name. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:57,
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Lady S' brother gave me a knife for christmas
It's a very dangerous looking flick knife. Cos he lives in the sticks os Suffolk, he thinks its perfectly fine to carry a knife. I told him I would not be able to do the same thing on the mean streets of Londinium without being arrested EDIT: This is the puppy On their website its in the 'Everyday Carry' section. God bless America
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:55,
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I knew loads of kids with knives when I was young...
I had a Black Widow instead - which I thought was the win.
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:57,
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i would personally like to see lots more stop and search going on
not dressed up under some bollocks anti terror law either, just the old bill making a nuisance of themselves a bit more. found a penknife a local chav had left not very well hidden a couple of weeks back, blade taped open homemade cardboard sheaf, i took it with me and old bill were informed, even got his picture.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:01,
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Good on you
i agree with everything you said there.
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:04,
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only if you elect David Cameron
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finnbar has officially retired ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:59,
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Suicide Block
Homeless? Jobless? Broke? Hungry? Depressed? Kills several birds with one stone.. so to speak ..coming soon to a town near you.
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oucheh I am have confused ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:40,
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awesome :)
/also reminds me of Monty Python's 'Architect's Sketch' for some reason //well deserved fp :)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:41,
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fucking hell, that is AWESOMENESS TO THE EXTREME!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:41,
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This is amazing
and the internet needs more things like this. Good work!
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hexachordal la la la la la ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:41,
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love it
suicide has never been so much fun :)
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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:41,
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That's epic!
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crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:41,
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HA HA HA HA
the ambulance makes it super cool... so does the clergyman... so do the little skips and jumps at the top of each stair. This receives 8 woos!
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:42,
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this is...hypnotic...
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:42,
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This is chuffing epic
Very well done, sir!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:42,
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bloody hell
brilliant. if ever there was a wrong time to post an iffy image....
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:42,
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wow
thats pretty cool
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mutated monty ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:42,
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Wow!
*watches forever*
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:42,
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oh my gosh
this gives my life meaning! :D
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:43,
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ace!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:43,
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*wow*
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:43,
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Bridgend?
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:43,
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I was thinking Milton Keynes actually
..
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oucheh I am have confused ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:44,
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Lemme give you the breakneck tour
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hexachordal la la la la la ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:44,
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The nighclub scene there is swinging
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hexachordal la la la la la ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:44,
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But most of the kids just seem to hang around
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hexachordal la la la la la ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:44,
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Because the girls are a bit ropey.
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hexachordal la la la la la ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:45,
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that's noose to me
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:46,
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they need one of these..
then!
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oucheh I am have confused ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:46,
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I also hear...
their suicide rate is high. :¬|
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:45,
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oh, that too.
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hexachordal la la la la la ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:45,
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thanks :)
now can someone please help me uncross my eyes?
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oucheh I am have confused ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:43,
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Wow!
How long did that take you?
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icassu ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:43,
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I started it Friday night
and OcD'd it pretty much all weekend :) Oh.. I did have a life - once
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oucheh I am have confused ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:45,
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Fab!
I would have replied earlier, but I've been mesmerised for the last 4 minutes
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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:44,
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:D
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- D - SharkTrousers ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:44,
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great stuff
woo
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Milkman Dan ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:44,
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BRILLIANT
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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:45,
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This Is The Future!
Woo!
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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:45,
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on that subject
Viz inspired oldie: Forgot the well earned WOOYAY. WOO YAY!
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P3L3 is not my real name. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:45,
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JESUS FUCK.
This is good.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:45,
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No Bridge
No Shark NOT TRUE! Woo though - nicely done!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:45,
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Is that "OUCH" written in the clouds?
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:47,
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Hahaha - I didn't notice that - hahaha
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:50,
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:)
I am like the Alfred Hitchcock of the stickman world..
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oucheh I am have confused ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:52,
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yes to all
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:47,
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forget the jumping men, I'm loving the background!
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firstinch returns after about 10yrs ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:47,
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Amazing!
Must've taken ages... :D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:48,
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Wow.
What software did you use?
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SockCooker ПТН ПНХ ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:48,
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that sir..
is 486 layers of photoshop ported into imageready.. .. high tech huh? ;)
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oucheh I am have confused ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:54,
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WORSHIPS
"umnum-shivi, umnum-shivi, umnum-shivi, umnum-shivi, umnum-shivi, umnum-shivi, UMNUM-SHIVI, UMNUM-SHIVI, UMNUM-SHIVI, UMNUM-SHIVI, UMNUM-SHIVI, UMNUM-SHIVI"
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P3L3 is not my real name. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:09,
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This
is seven kinds of awesome!
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Joliet ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:53,
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Fucking epic!
*woo and click*
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:56,
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awesomeness
teh 111 XD
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noddegamra needs more biscuits! ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:03,
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I'm only replying cos if I don't I'll be the only b3tan who didn't.
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collapsibletank procreates ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:17,
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^What he said^
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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts ,
Tue 8 Jul 2008, 10:35,
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FP THIS NOW!!!
[clickityclickityclick]
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The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:26,
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epic!
woo
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:29,
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Brilliant!
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Cheers Cheers ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:03,
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Bloody hell this is good!
I like this image overall, but especially the motion when they leap.
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My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:33,
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What's the priest doing?
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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:58,
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Last Rites
That way, all their sins they committed on the lower floors are forgiven, and they won't go to Hell.* * Allegedly ** ** This post contains forward-looking statements that are not based on the beliefs of stereoroid nor of b3ta.com's management, nor do they reflect the editorial opinion of stereoroid or of b3ta.com. We assume no obligation to update or revise these statements to reflect current information, events or circumstances including changes in any risks or uncertainties that may impact them. If you believe any of that, I have a bridge I think you might like.
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bnt what, me worry? ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:37,
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But suicide is a sin too.
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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink. ,
Tue 8 Jul 2008, 0:06,
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it's postmodern irony...
either that or it just made me giggle... you choose :)
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oucheh I am have confused ,
Tue 8 Jul 2008, 0:35,
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I'm a postmodern vegetarian
I eat meat, ironically. /Bill Bailey quote
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gamefanatic666 ,
Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:20,
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hmm toughie...
I've got no blockers, no floaters, no diggers, no bashers... Sod it, nuke 'em all!
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CMEast ,
Tue 8 Jul 2008, 0:20,
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ahh hahahahaha
Lemmings! best game ever Damn you for giving me a new idea for my stickmen OCD phase :/
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oucheh I am have confused ,
Tue 8 Jul 2008, 0:38,
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THANKS!!
FP .. woo! And thanks for all the positive feedback... Weekend obsession: 25 hours Acceptance of peers: Priceless
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oucheh I am have confused ,
Tue 8 Jul 2008, 0:41,
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OVER THE LIMIT
250 kb MAX please! Get it fixed NOW.
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apophis_dd ,
Tue 8 Jul 2008, 0:58,
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oops
will fix when I get home this avvo :s
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oucheh I am have confused ,
Tue 8 Jul 2008, 10:18,
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Hahaha. The evil in me wants to say ^this^
but I'm not sure I can let it on this occasion.
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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts ,
Tue 8 Jul 2008, 10:33,
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This
is probably one of the most fantabuluos things I have ever seen! Woo, Yay and Houpla!
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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on ,
Tue 8 Jul 2008, 1:43,
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Top tag.
And great animation!
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Grampa ,
Tue 8 Jul 2008, 2:53,
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this really is an incredible thing.
well done.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Tue 8 Jul 2008, 3:05,
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Hypnotic
woo
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waffle1 is lurking on ,
Tue 8 Jul 2008, 5:14,
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Nicenicenice.
I love the main image but I'm strangely attracted to the park area behind the building. Although I'm in danger of breaking Rob's "No repetition of comments" law I've got to say A.) That must have taken you bloody ages and, B.) Well done on your perseverance! .
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Audioduck So, can I haz fucking Cheezburgers or not? ,
Tue 8 Jul 2008, 8:42,
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wow
I could watch this for hours.
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Hainesey ,
Tue 8 Jul 2008, 9:05,
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i loike this
:P
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DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster ,
Tue 8 Jul 2008, 9:58,
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Uber fantastico
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Fluffster ,
Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:04,
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super awesome!
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:26,
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Rah this is good!
Although I think those stickmen aren't depressed at all are they. You sicko. PS just noticed the clouds :)
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Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot. ,
Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:59,
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aaaahhhhhh,
i'd employ you just to make these.
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lovewookie ,
Tue 8 Jul 2008, 17:33,
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Late reply, because I've only just seen this.
This is one of the best things I've ever seen on b3ta. This is outstanding.
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FoldsFive ,
Wed 9 Jul 2008, 7:25,
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wow this is very woo
aceness inc.
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Kallus speaks for the Spores ,
Wed 9 Jul 2008, 16:09,
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forward by delia smith
cheers barry.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:40,
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looks like a butt plug
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:41,
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with the added advantage of making your poo come out in wafer-thin strips
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:43,
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WAAFFA THEEEN
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:45,
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I need this book.
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:51,
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O_o
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:00,
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I'll just weld this in here
Done for a mate who has had a workshop with "a car shaped space" in it for the last five years.
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fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:12,
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hahahahaha
:D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:16,
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Oh what the heck...
<anorak on>This was a follow up, if you've ever welded you'll know the analogy between pidgeon sh*t and a poor quality weld.<anorak off>
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fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:24,
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Shit, so true
*weeps into beer again* (Makes it go further)
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Tue 8 Jul 2008, 0:04,
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the ginger tom kept the residents awake all night....
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FloydPink has a full robot chubby... ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:40,
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ginger is an anagram of nigger
racist
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:40,
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aye
...
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FloydPink has a full robot chubby... ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:42,
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yanmania is an anagram of 'buttfucking madeleine McCann'
you FASCIST.
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hexachordal la la la la la ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:43,
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no its not
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:57,
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That building is in old trafford
methinks.
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P3L3 is not my real name. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:43,
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it probably
houses all the cleaners from the trafford centre....
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FloydPink has a full robot chubby... ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:45,
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wouldn't it get in the way when there was a match on?
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:51,
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3rd and final top gear typography
Click for bigger (43KB)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:38,
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Don't stop now!
Do the stig!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:39,
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hahaa
maybe :)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:46,
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3rd and file?
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:40,
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damn
ninja edit :)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:46,
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haha they're fab..you should send those into them :D
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:40,
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ive already sent them in and claimed that i did them
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:44,
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hahah tealol
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:47,
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Haha - nice one!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:49,
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good idea
:)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:47,
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nicely
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:41,
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thank ya
:)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:47,
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you are what
Click for bigger (84KB) you eat
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bluemohawkz eating nine types of industrial pollution since ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:36,
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oh shit.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:37,
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*shits
Thanks - I needed that!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:38,
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Shes due any day
*hopes for the worst*
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P3L3 is not my real name. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:38,
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ahhhh
thank you adblock
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:40,
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*starts the reactor*
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:40,
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I watched that 911 thing last night on BBC2
It's not 7 years too late - honest.
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Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:12,
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exactly
I'm bored any ideas?
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:13,
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get a pork pie
eat the crust microwave the centre for 10 seconds stick it to your neck go to the clinic complaining you have a tumour
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:14,
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...
Profit.
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Ttssattsr ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:16,
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It's a bit late and a long walk
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:16,
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Do a barrel roll?
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Ttssattsr ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:17,
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ROLL OUT THE BARREL!!
WE'LL HAVE A BARREL OF FUN!!
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:25,
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TEMPORARY FAMINE SHIP.
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Ttssattsr ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:26,
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A SALTY OCEAN OF TREES.
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Ttssattsr ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:26,
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BEWARE: THE DANCING RAINCOAT.
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Ttssattsr ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:26,
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OH NOES WHAT HAVE I DONE?
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:27,
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STARTED TITTSAR REPLYING TO HIMSELF
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:28,
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A ROAD OF LIGHT. A WINCH OF HORNS.
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Ttssattsr ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:29,
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WHERE CAN THE TINY PEOPLE BE?
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Ttssattsr ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:30,
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THESE BEES ARE LESS THAN SEVENTEEN.
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Ttssattsr ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:30,
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A BOUQUET OF HORSES
A PIECE OF PAPER WITH MY NAME ON IT
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:36,
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A TREE WHICH OBSCURES THE SUN
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:40,
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AN UPTURNED SHELL COLLECTING WATER
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:40,
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A DRILL TURNING OVER AND OVER IN A WORN GROOVE
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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:49,
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Gateshead
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:30,
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Oh, cheers!
*waddles off*
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Ttssattsr ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:31,
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I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE TO KNIT MYSELF A NEW ARSEHOLE
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:31,
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SET FIRE TO THE BLEEDING MOON
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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:29,
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HAVE YOU EVER DRUNK BAILEYS FROM A SHOE?
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:31,
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fuzzy little man peach
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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:32,
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see how far back you can trim your toenails
before you make them bleed.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:19,
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I do that most times
but my toenails are fairly short, I trimmed them a couple of months ago
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:23,
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organise a street party, but only invite one house of people.
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:20,
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if i organised a party no one would turn up
just like my 21st :(
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:24,
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hahaha...
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:25,
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:(
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:26,
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Make a real life Sponge Bob suit
out of 300 sponges
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:23,
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hahaha this
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:24,
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this has merit
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:25,
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You could try making a funny image and posting it here?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:31,
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I could I suppose
I've made a funny image and am waiting for the opportune moment to post it. I have a sexy nsfw image that looks like someone I know, i could post that too...
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:33,
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Is it your Ladyboy friend?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:39,
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haha no i have got a sketch of him somewhere...
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:43,
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I've heard that there's pictures of wimmins in various states of undress on the internet
some of them are even pictured in compromising circumstances. How can you be bored?
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:32,
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who?
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:34,
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what?
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:35,
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ah makes so much more sense
I've wanked enough for this week
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:36,
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Ha! Yeah, I caught that and winced throughout.
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Ttssattsr ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:14,
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Was that the one made by a couple of kids?
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:16,
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Loose Change is so full of holes it defies belief.
The 'makers' kept editing it over a long period of time when people picked them up on some of the false claims being truly 'de-bunked', hence the last version of it was sub-titled 'final cut'. With the rush to get the first version out, and subsequent extensive editing after being picked up on quite a few points, it lost quite a bit of credibility..
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:20,
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Thing is...
if something dodgy DID happen, anyone who tries to expose it will have no credibility because there's been so many morons like this spouting shite
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:27,
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yup - agreed, on all counts.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:28,
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kids?
"Okay...so, like, some towers fell down...and stuff. My dad saw it on TV, it was way cool. Some guy from Arabasia did it."
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:24,
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you forgot like the planes
that like crashed into the towers.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:27,
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no way
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:28,
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ya way
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:28,
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random
isn't itArmstrong & Miller
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:28,
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That was fuckin' awesome, dude
like something out of a movie It was just a shame that, like, all those people died, cos it was fuckin' awesome
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:28,
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For a bond baddie
your a bit too pleasant. *Wrings hands (And they think that bearded goathearder did it too, hehee!)*
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P3L3 is not my real name. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:31,
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that still doesn't explain
why the towers clearly came down via a controlled explosion.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:33,
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I watched that too
Steve Spak was in it.
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Spivvers wishes his hands had hands, and hooks. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:33,
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Bleh.
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:08,
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is it better than Fruit Machine Simulator on the Spectrum?
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:10,
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Oooh Do you have that?
Id love a copy - if you've got a tape recorder that can do high speed dubbing!
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Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:13,
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I did have it
but it's long gone - gah...and not available as abandonware
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:21,
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I had it for my C64
It used to play Who wants to be a millionaire and it turned me into the moth-like 'ooh flashy lights' bandit player I am today
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:28,
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Speccy online emu
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SockCooker ПТН ПНХ ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:42,
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that is so depressing...
i was gonna pick up a copy later in the week, but I won't now... I was really hoping it was gonna be good... Time to crack out an old emulator an play one of the originals then
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:10,
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Guh, sounds about right. But what do I know, I gave up caring after a half hour.
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Ttssattsr ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:11,
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Oh, and it's even more shocking for the Wii.
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Ttssattsr ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:15,
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I absoloutely fucking LOVE THESE
This is the future of game reviews.
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P3L3 is not my real name. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:11,
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yeah..
heard it was shite, shame because the original scared the crap out of me, even with it's crude polygons!
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:12,
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shit yeah!
remember seeing that first monster go past the window only for a split second... Then the bastard bursts in BEFORE you get a gun or anything but you could push the cupboard over the window and block it! *FEARS* :D
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:15,
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I always thought
the crapness of the graphics made it better, like a bit surreal EDIT: added to which the sound even worked on the original piece of shit PC soundcard!
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:24,
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yeah
a real classic, i loved it and the second one too.
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:32,
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that and Ecstatica (the first one)
scared the crap outta me - being chased by a werewolf all the way through teh village almost gave me fracking nightmares :D (oh, and dungeon master as well- bloody rubble monsters!)
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:15,
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Nothing has come close to scaring me
as much as those ravenous wolves cerebrus dogs that jump throught the window in the first corridor on resident evil 1. You kinda expect it from then on.
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P3L3 is not my real name. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:17,
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I would say the licker jumping through the magic mirror
in the police station in Resi2 was the best "jump" in that series... but yeah, the cerberus dogs were nasty bastards :D
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:19,
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I don't remember it scaring me.
I just loved the original because it was so bloody atmospheric!
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:24,
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oh god yeah
didn't work out where the gun was the first time I played it, had to run and hide.. My god it was tense!
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:27,
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Oh well..
You can't em all. Now draw Chloe with a time machine getting into all sorts of mischief.
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:12,
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mischief jelly
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:13,
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GREAT SCOTT
See, this is the kind of thing that damages the space time continuum, the sort of thing that causes PARADOXES. But, I would like to see Chloe covorting around on a big bed Jelly.
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:16,
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never played it..resi evil for the win
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:13,
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I loved AITD
It actually scared the shit out of me...
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crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:14,
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ahmen brother JJ.
I'm so glad I rented AITD instead of buying. I thought Resident Evil controls were bad. Now I think they're a blessing compared to the atrocious shitjuice that is AITD's controls. There could have been a good game there, but it's only half finished, and clearly the play-testers were blind retarded monkeys with 3 fingers between them.
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:18,
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Is it better than Sim Roundabout or Sim Lightswitch?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:19,
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I like
Bread Butterer 4 - The spreadening.
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P3L3 is not my real name. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:22,
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that's way more exciting than Sock Drawer 2
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:26,
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This is lovely.
Is this a computer game of some sort? It's got guns in it, has it?
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hexachordal la la la la la ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:23,
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Is this the Spectator review?
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:27,
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ARF!
That is superlicious! I am quite empathic.. Correct me if I'm wrong, but do I sense a vague air of embitterment in its creation?
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oucheh I am have confused ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:29,
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I will find the people responsible for it.
And sh*t on their children.
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:38,
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Hehe
I like these, though i strongly disagreed with the GTAIV one! Nicely done - i was thinking of getting it when i saw the videos, but the reviews changed my mind. How come you fell into the 'trap' and brough it?
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:36,
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:) hello b3ta
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:08,
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Splendid!
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:10,
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haha thanks
im pleased somebody liked it!
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:15,
archived )
Splendid Splenda
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:18,
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simple
but oh so very good, in fact one of my compo faves
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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:22,
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Pffffft!
and Woo
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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building! ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:27,
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Is it just me...?
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:07,
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hahaha
you cynic you
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:08,
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You've only just realised?
I haven't seen ANY of these movies since I wasted an hour and a half on Shark Tale just becuase the De Niro shark had a mole
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:12,
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i am very much looking forward to wall-E
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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:18,
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haha, yes VERY true!
although I am looking forward to seeing Wall-E....
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:08,
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crikey! To hollywood with you!
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:09,
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^ This
Theyve all been rather meh since Nimo. Shrek 1,2 & 3 Being the exception.
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P3L3 is not my real name. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:09,
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so you didn't like the Incredibles?
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:11,
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Thats an exception
because its not based around talking animals
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:13,
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Confesses.
I Didnt see that one.
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P3L3 is not my real name. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:13,
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buy it NOW! honestly!
probably my favourite cgi toon without a doubt
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:17,
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buy? BUY?
I shal download it and if i deem it shelf worthy then i shal purchase a copy.
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P3L3 is not my real name. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:20,
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More to the point that's not a dreamworks animated film.
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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:15,
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Nice. I love the JS logo...
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:09,
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haha
which one is the COMEDY HYPERACTIVE ONE
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Shada ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:10,
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haha
usually played by Eddie Murphy..
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:13,
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Godammit!
I knew I'd forget something
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:14,
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:D
now you're talking *clicks*
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:11,
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as someone who is working on the next one,
I am contractually obliged to disagree with you.
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:13,
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oh yeah....?
pray tell me moreNeed someone to design a poster for you?
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:18,
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hahaha
'did I mention how much I love all those great CGI animal movies? Each one is so original and fresh..'
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:44,
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Apparently,
theres a kids programme on now that uses the basic daz poser models.
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Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:14,
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hahaha
yes.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:16,
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YES!
This is AWESOME! As a 3d artist, i get most peeved that all the animation industry can come up with is FUCKING TALKING ANIMALS! Its really getting me down! More human stuff like the incredibles and monster house, i say! Im hoping Rob Zombie's adult animation movie will be good - im really craving a bigger adult animation scene right now...
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:34,
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Dont forget...
There must be: A fat jolly one that eats and burps. A thin, sensible and wise one. A 'black' one - i.e. jive talkin and 'street' A shy, timid, but reluctantly heroric one. A medium, all rounder that is the leader and at some point in the film falls out with the gang over a misunderstanding, mopes around contemplating things to some sad music, and then gets back together just in time to save the day at the end of the film, and learns an important moral that is shoved in your face. Over the hedge and Bugs life (yes - i hates that!) is probably the worst example of such stereotypes. Wall-e looks intresting, but im a bit worried that it might be a bit kiddified and moral-infested due to the lack of brad bird! Still - the main character cant talk, so that should be different. Ive always thought characters in pixar movies 'overact' and talk way too much.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:41,
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Yeah bruther!
*burps" Clickerdy-click
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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:01,
archived )
have you seen "Free Jimmy" ?
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 22:19,
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With the talent involved
that should be great (Pegg, Godfrey) ... but it looks fucking dreadful. ANd the fact that its still not been released over here after two years probably tells a story
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Tue 8 Jul 2008, 8:30,
archived )
Economy on the verge of meltdown? Fuel at record prices? Quick, fire up the bullshitometer and hit our detractors where it REALLY hurts
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badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:03,
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its no coincidence that your fat i suppose
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:05,
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Cops hate firemen.
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Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:05,
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yes, is a bit of a crafty smoke screen isn't it.
Important point but there are more pressing one's disguised by it. Also all the g8 companies flaked on their promised assistance to Africa
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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:06,
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Yes!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:09,
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He should be talking to
the supermarkets who throw away food literally by the lorryload rather than sell it to us cheap if ,say, the label has got dirty.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:09,
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I love Tesco's "Scummers' Corner"
40 boxes of blueberries at 25p each I was sick for a week /put them in the freezer really blog
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:12,
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i bought 6 bags of chillis the other day, 30 p each (1/3 price)
made enough chilli powder to last a year.
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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:23,
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Apologies to Clansoul... it's definitely bad lighting - he's clearly not ginger.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:00,
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I'm going to have to Ad-block this.
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Ttssattsr ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:02,
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look at the size of that thing.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:02,
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ginger is an anagram of nigger
racist.
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:02,
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hahaha
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:12,
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definitely not ginger. I can't get rid of this as my mental image of him
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:03,
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.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:06,
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I provide him with far too much entertainment
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:08,
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^This
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:12,
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HE'S THE GINGEREST THING I EVER SAW
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Shada ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:03,
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*reins in a load of abuse*
I remember this whole ginger issue with fourdam.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:03,
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I miss 4dam and mugatu calling each other ginger/spastic head dobber users
(
Shada ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:04,
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Yes, these days it's far more childish
Pair od gingers though, both of 'em.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:06,
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where is 4dam these days?
(
Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:08,
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Stranraer Moral Rehabilitation Centre & Grill
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:13,
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Formerly Stranraer Exotic Pets and Animal Slaves.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:17,
archived )
Bloody hell
(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:03,
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Hahahah nicely done
(
ClanSoul ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:05,
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:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:06,
archived )
SON OF HUCKNALL
*Kills it!*
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P3L3 is not my real name. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:07,
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TUTT...?!
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collapsibletank procreates ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:19,
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Good afternoon. Much planned for today?
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Ttssattsr ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:57,
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OOooooOOoo - Nice Duck!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:58,
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I'm bored
oh yes. nice duck
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:59,
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good lord sam
you really are rather gifted.
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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:59,
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Aw. You made me all smile and shit.
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Ttssattsr ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:01,
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*sigh*
get a paper towel and clean it up.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:04,
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HAH!!
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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:04,
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seriousl, this is magnificent
do your future plans include artistry? if not, why the fuck not.
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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:05,
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Who can tell. My plans at the moment involve fluking life.
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Ttssattsr ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:06,
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that's everyone's plan
start sending things about. St Martins, Goldsmith wherever. OR I WILL
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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:25,
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it's got some kind of singularity vortex cannnon on its wing
only its shot its own head right off with it. eagles are dumb. THAT'S WHAT I SEE AND YOU CAN'T TAKE THAT FROM ME.
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Shada ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:00,
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My people clevers are no match for his bird clevers.
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Ttssattsr ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:01,
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why are you studying eagles? are you american? only americans like eagles.
study something awesome like elephants
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Shada ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:02,
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Mainly for fun. Also elephants are less than awesome, unless you strap cannons and nukes and guns and stuff to them.
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Ttssattsr ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:04,
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you could've drawn that.
mecha war elephant.
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Shada ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:05,
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Ooooh pretty....
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:02,
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That's rather nice!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:02,
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nice duck! ;)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:03,
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Tah!
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Ttssattsr ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:04,
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you missed a bit of its beak
too hard so you gave up amirite?
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:04,
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Perrhaaaaaaps.
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Ttssattsr ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:05,
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Woo
Im a bird fan too.NSFW (?) What do you reckon? Safe for work?
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P3L3 is not my real name. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:06,
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I reckon that's SFW - but it makes no difference to me, so perhaps I'm being a little too liberal about it.
Anyway, that's very good. Personally I'd say it needs a little more work on the lights/darks etc. but equally that might ruin it.
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Ttssattsr ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:09,
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fairly safe. no naughy bits
fairly clearly art.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:11,
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Is that Captain Wow ?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:19,
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Niet
tis a nasty piece of work (the woman not the pic) called laura. I shagged her a few times, then she got all, where you going tonight? OH NO YOUR NOT and wouldnt let me shag her anymore so i kept the pictures in case she told everyone how small my..... ...ive said to much.
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P3L3 is not my real name. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:26,
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Hehehe...
Did she say "It looks like a cock only smaller" ?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:32,
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I'm a bit late, I know
but this is really brilliant :)
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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:28,
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look away now if you don't give a flying f about politics
10% tax rate revolt continues : Quick 'n' dirty video on Gordon Brown telling us not to waste food :www.b3ta.com/links/Gordon_Brown_launches_new_dont_waste_food_advertising_campaign blog and archive
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beaubodor blogless ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:53,
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why do i think
Quo?
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:56,
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philistine :-)
..
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beaubodor blogless ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:57,
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*slaps around the chops*
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:57,
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Lovely,
and a great source pic, too.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:07,
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quicky
k3b/-\b, you can always use this technique ;)
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:52,
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Yiffing hell
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:54,
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I will don't worry
but I have to find a consenting woman (so I don't get arrested) or a tame lion (so my cock doesn't get bit off)
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:55,
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awesome-0-pard?
:(
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:18,
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:)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:46,
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hehehe
very good
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:47,
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*scrolls*
*scrolls* *giggles*
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:47,
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:D
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:48,
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If you scroll to the bottom...
..and then quickly up, you can see his dick!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:58,
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HHAHAHAHAHA!
Why are we told not to do this? IT LOOKS AWESOME AND NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG.
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:47,
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Hahaha.
I did not expect that. Though perhaps I should have from you :p
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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:47,
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well done ol' chap
jolly good post
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Procrastinate now! It's not opposite day! ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:49,
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hahaha top scrollage lollage!
*click*
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:49,
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is that you?
:P
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:49,
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The chaps expression
elevates it from a mere WOO to a fully deservedWOO YAY
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P3L3 is not my real name. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:49,
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hi cockalorum :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:51,
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You must have me mistaken for the crystaline entity.
But hi nonetheless.
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P3L3 is not my real name. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:56,
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hi cockalorum (hi cok-a-lor-um) adj.
Praise given to a particularly good woo yay. "Hi cockalorum!" :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:59,
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Ah!
Googles: "hi cockalorum", Reads 4th entry in results, Returns to give a big hearty bumming to prodigy.
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P3L3 is not my real name. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:58,
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hahaha
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Jonnee generic comment ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:50,
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^_^
Cats + Table Tennis = Hooplah
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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:52,
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hahaha top arseworks!
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:50,
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Hahahahahah :D
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:53,
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Hahaha this is awesome :)
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:57,
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nicely :D
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glubglub should be working on ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:59,
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Brilliant!
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:03,
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Class!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:08,
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Hurrah!
:D
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- D - SharkTrousers ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:13,
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Michael Chewbacca
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Ninj ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:43,
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Perfect!
That's lovely!
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:43,
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Cheers Fresh...
Loved your monkey by the way ;-)
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Ninj ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:44,
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:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:01,
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"get this driving carpet out of my way"
*spang*
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:44,
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Has he just been kicked in the nuts?
If not - he should be!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:44,
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Victory never looked so shaggy
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thediscokingpin ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:45,
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needs moar crotch
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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:46,
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yeah bu can he do the kessel run in less than 12 parsecs
?
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Victor Meldrew ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:46,
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Isn't a parsec a measurement of distance
not time?...
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P3L3 is not my real name. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:51,
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Geeky interlude... non-geeks look away now...
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:53,
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wookiepedia is sad.
just plain sad.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:56,
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yes
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:57,
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enough with the new Dr.
have a new knightrider!
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radja ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:42,
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Selleck for Knight?
And a Mustang for a Trans-Am? You're living dangerously.
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thediscokingpin ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:45,
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neeeeooooowww
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thediscokingpin ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:38,
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Great stuff!
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:38,
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Hahaha
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:39,
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i can't decide
if he looks scared or determined also woo!
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:39,
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Didn't know they had French racers.
.
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muckluks notsureyet ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:41,
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hahahah!the frog's expression is perfect :D
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:41,
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"Davros, FUCK OFF"
If they haven't approached him for the role then they are cunts.
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:31,
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And now it's just me in a top hat.
:D Hahah
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:34,
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Needs more ginger...
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:34,
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I'm not ginger though
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:35,
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:D
As far as everyone on b3ta is concerned: Clansoul = ginger
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:36,
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this is good and overlooked
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:36,
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and therefore, more of a Bonnie Langford assistant than Doctor material
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:37,
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Except that, y'know, I'm really not ginger.
It was just bad lighting in a previous photo, because ClanSoul ≠ ginger.
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:38,
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GINGER!
A bad redhead blames his lighting... or something. :D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:40,
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Ok, ok
We know you're really strawberry blonde, not ginger.
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:41,
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You ARE ginger
Wait until your pubes grow, then you'll know the truth... ;)
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:42,
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*unexpected lols*
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:43,
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^ What she said
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:45,
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Hahahaha!
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:44,
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winner!
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:45,
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Hahahah!
You just wait until my next milestone, you bastard! Then you'll know!
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:47,
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Looks like I just missed one, thankfully :P
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:49,
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I didn't notice that until after I posted it.
It was this I posted for it: Click for bigger
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:56,
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Maybe his pubes had just grow?
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:48,
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hahaha
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:54,
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Pfffts all over the place!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:02,
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needs more chin
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:35,
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here, have a chin:
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:44,
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well would
because it's better than what i have now
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:45,
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Evilscary?
This chap was considered once... sadly it will never happen now except in my head
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:34,
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"Your left plunger I've nothing against... It's a lovely plunger. I've got nothing against your left plunger..."
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:35,
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The trouble is... neither have you...
it would have been magical!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:40,
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although to be fair
he was a shockingly bad actor
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:45,
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:37,
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Whilst we roast our peas...
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:37,
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here's one you haven't seen
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:39,
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"this is the BEST TARDIS I've even driven"
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:40,
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,
IF THIS TARDIS WAS A WOMAN...
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Spivvers wishes his hands had hands, and hooks. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:41,
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0 to the next dimension in 4.65 seconds
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips. ,
Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:43,
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