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[challenge entry] What with the Lions With Guns....
...the diminishing habitiat, and scarcity of prey....


 

...the cheetahs evolved to become seriously tooled up.
 
(Feh. Animation optimization's a bitch!)
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Nicely done!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Ta. It was lots nicer
before I tried to bludgeon it down to 400k :)
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:54, archived)
# V good!
All it needs is a gazelle on a motorbike to be chased.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:56, archived)
# nice one
60 frames, no wonder it proved tricky
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:03, archived)
# *doh*
I didn't even think to check the frame rate. Beh. 30fps from my previous After Effects thingy, innit.
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:05, archived)
# What was the WORST thing about school? and... what was the BEST thing about school?
I'm doing a web project about worst school experiences and I need you to vote for your worst.

You only have to click, it's not very hard.

It's going to all go into a book-like thingie the I Spot Internet Humour one we did.

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Please help me internet.

EDIT: AND AND AND!!!

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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:35, archived)
# i thought this was school
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:36, archived)
# I can't imagine what the teachings here will prepare you for in the real world
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Sssh! We don't mention "the real world"


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:39, archived)
# This is the real world!

It's called AFK
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:40, archived)
# AFK?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:47, archived)
# A FOETID KNOB
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:51, archived)
# A FEMALE KOALA
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:58, archived)
# A FORTUITOUS KITKAT
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:58, archived)
# A FORGETFUL KID
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:59, archived)
# A FUNKY KABAL
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:59, archived)
# ANY FUCKING KNEE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:00, archived)
# AMAZING FRIDAY KILLING
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:00, archived)
# ANALGESIC FORESKIN? KAPLA!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:00, archived)
# ALWAYS FUCKING KOFTA
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:02, archived)
# ANGRY FRENCH KISSING
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Anagram Filled Ketmine
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:03, archived)
# ANNE FRANK'S KNICKERS
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:03, archived)
# APE-FREE KEBAB
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Abuse free kitten?
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:00, archived)
# C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:06, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:40, archived)
# ANEURYSM FLAVOURED KETCHUP
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:14, archived)
# AARDVARKS FAKE KLEPTOMANIA
(RichardInSydney would like to know why teh date & time is, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Anal Fun-Kam
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:42, archived)
# ABUSIVE FROTTAGE KRAFTWERK
A Sweary German Power Station Rubbed up the Wrong Way
(Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Sat 28 Feb 2009, 18:59, archived)
# ANAL FUCKING KILLS
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)
# o/ - I am... (Not really)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:14, archived)
# bins
Where's the option for
"kid fell in the custard bin after getting the football off the shed roof."
(Captain Spacker I lick windows, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 8:06, archived)
# Needs more paedo priests.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:38, archived)
# everything needs more paedo priests
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Especially kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:39, archived)
# except the Catholic Church
which has a surplus...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Spang..
I think?
(ruff secks R.I.P. uncle Jim :(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:51, archived)
# What? It's true...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:55, archived)
# sur·plice (sûrpls)
n.
A loose-fitting, white ecclesiastical gown with wide sleeves, worn over a cassock.

*SPANG* :D
(ruff secks R.I.P. uncle Jim :(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Wow...
my subconscious is clearly on form today...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:17, archived)
# What is "*spang*"?
(idle insomniac enjoys listening to Sigur Rós at stupid hours, Sat 28 Feb 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Hmmm...I'll have to go back 20years!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:38, archived)
# there's no mention of slate splinters on the list
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:41, archived)
# When he was at school there were no History lessons
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:44, archived)
# how would sexy school girls
be the worst thing about school?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Because
they had no interest in you? Or is that just me?
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Well they had no interest in me
but I sure enjoyed looking at them!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 2:57, archived)
# Clearly you were never a sexy schoolgirl....
sadly, neither was I.

Thus it's one of the worst things about school.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:41, archived)
# because
www.b3ta.com/board/9220703
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:42, archived)
# I see a lot of 'good things about school' things in that list
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:38, archived)
# this
although I didn't vote for it, Prefect Duty sucked
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:39, archived)
# We didn't have that
and no uniforms either
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:40, archived)
# yeah
NAKED DAY AT SCHOOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:48, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:54, archived)
# sure, but it's about perspective init?
sexy school girls SHOULD be amazing but being surrounded by unattainably beautiful schoolgirls and you're a fear-filled, pimple-faced dork is actually a small and perfectly formed hell.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:41, archived)
# When I was 18 I was invited to a girl's 18th birthday party, which turned out to be 18 women and me.
Every straight guy I tell this to goes "ACE!" but I assure you it was absolute hell. It was all periods and Brad Pitt all evening.

I still ended up shagging one of the fit ones at the end, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:43, archived)
# yeah i think i read about this in barely legal magazine
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Did it begin with "I never thought the stories in these magazines were true, until ..."?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:47, archived)
# it did, though i confess i dont know how the story finished as the next couple of pages were stuck together with something
i shouldnt grumble though, i found it in a railway siding
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:49, archived)
# are there even any railway sidings left
any more?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Not since the sidings 'flu of 1862.
*reminices*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Funny
I live with twin girls (women) and get a similar reaction.
Contrary to Penthouse letters, sisters do not 'lez out', a constant stream of Americas Next Top Model, SaTC, food shows and gardening programs is not great, and I am ALWAYS wrong. Always.
(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 2:53, archived)
# As oppose to
Twin girls (men)?
(Barry Chuckle's Moustache, Sat 28 Feb 2009, 9:29, archived)
# you don't have a wank bank?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:45, archived)
# I gathered that much

At least the school had dressing rooms, whereas my office...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:45, archived)
# homework X 10
School was the hardest thing i ever did. Having to remember crap i will never want to know like R.E, history and french when i could have been BMXing or on my megadrive wasnt much fun.


Pfft at 'deformed teachers'
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Needs more 'It being in fucking Somerset' as an option.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:40, archived)
# ^ this
Any one in particular?
(ninja chinchilla, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# This is B3ta. Physical Education is going to walk this poll (albeit, with a cramp, and out of breath)
We're all fat, 40 year old truckers called Dave
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Haha mindpiss!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:42, archived)
# hehehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha
nail / hammer interface.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Hahaaaahhaahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:47, archived)
#
truckers tech-support guys
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:44, archived)
# I'm no trucker
I work in IT like everyone else on here.

The rest of it's bang on though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Polishing the Headmasters penis was pretty tough..
until I got the hang of it.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Humm this is a poll on an internet forum...
I predict strong bias towards PE and bullies ;p

*scarpers*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:41, archived)
# that is what I am thinking also
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:43, archived)
# does P.E.
mean paedophile examinations?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Paedophile ENTRAPMENT.
It's all the rage with Daily Mail kids upset about spacker TV presenters these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Incidentally, why is there no "Poor Kids" option?
Bloody scum.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:44, archived)
# i once saw a poor kid from my school wearing his uniform on a sunday
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:51, archived)
# I trust you had your batman beat him for vagrancy?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:58, archived)
# *Snort*
(I helped save b3ta! Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:23, archived)
# None of those things
it was the lies, the blatant lies that teachers told. That getting A's were the be all and end all of life. I wish instead of working hard I'd been a slag and had fun. Because cruelly those girls who did have fun are now far richer than I.
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:52, archived)
# and probably walk with their legs slightly further apart
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Best, I was going to opt for
sexy school girls' socks, but apparently I can't :(

Worst thing about school. Being scared to talk to the sexy girls, then finding out that you were considered 'hot' much too late.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:54, archived)
# the one vote for school plays as 'best thing' was me
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:58, archived)
# why am i not surprised
attention whore!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:06, archived)
# hahahaah always the Banquo, never the Macbeth
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:27, archived)
# I was the other one!
/also an attention whore
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:19, archived)
# i rather liked school
don't much care for being grown up though
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:59, archived)
# wrong
best thing = science
worst thing = not science

and i'll beat the shit out of anyone who says otherwise ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:19, archived)
# NEEEEEEEERRRD
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:26, archived)
# FUCKING THIS FTW!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:30, archived)
# i dont see what the fuss is with 'sexy school girls'
the girls at our school wore androgonous trousers and blazer uniforms which made them practically blokes with long hair and nice faces. Its not like they were sexualised like this lot
www.animekon.com/uploads/2007/11/schoolgirls-pantsu.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:23, archived)
# that is not even remotely sexy
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:30, archived)
# wtf is going on there??
(idle insomniac enjoys listening to Sigur Rós at stupid hours, Sat 28 Feb 2009, 17:20, archived)
# best thing not on list
not sexy school girls, but sexy teachers
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Agreed
This should definately be a topic
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:30, archived)
# to me the best thing about school
was the fact that you met up with your best mates every day. And then a fair amount of dicking around ensued. Them were the days.
(thrain, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Sorry Rob, been dying to use this!


;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Where is
"stray dog in playground" choice?
(brain_blessed, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:57, archived)
# hahahaha ace!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:10, archived)
# One-upmanship
We had a stray horse in the playground, That should be a choice too.
(annhialus hasn't had an accident since, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Exams!
Doesn't appear in either poll - I can say for certain that I was not indifferent to them... I know exactly where my feelings lie!
(perfectrhys come find me on PS3., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:22, archived)
# The worst thing about
school was bullies and PE? What kind of weakling geeks are you lot?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:28, archived)
# psttt... this is the internet
they're probably all still virgins too
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Its funny that i vote for "foreign exchange students"
then the vote asks "click here to go back to where you came from"
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:09, archived)
# pffft well spotted
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 6:29, archived)
# Missed out
Playing football/other games during breaks.
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Missed something
You forgot sexy school teachers.

Lets be honest, when your a 12 year old lad, do you look at the girls who are extremly dull, uninterested in you and flat chested. OR... the 20-something geography teacher who was rumoured to be in a dirty mag, and is packing E cups? I'l let you decide, faithful internets.
(boshalake attempted to be sober on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:45, archived)
# Exactly!
I vote for a 'not being able to shag the teachers' on the worst of list...
(I helped save b3ta! Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:19, archived)
# aye
indeed
(Ginger_Prawn, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Ofcourse you can shag teachers
A good thumping will get that 23 year old NQT* on the floor for a bit of enforced loving!

Mind you what about the creepy Drama Teacher who is sacked for shagging sixth formers?


*For those not in the know, Newly Qualified Teacher
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:47, archived)
# aaaaaah mini-polls
/sighs longingly
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Worst thing = Religious education
Nothing worse than a boring lesson about complete and utter bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 22:08, archived)
# RE, done properly,
is a lesson all about picking arguments with everybody.

If you've got to the end of the year without someone running out in tears or someone being told to stop being a bloody nazi, it's being done wrong.
(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 0:08, archived)
# you forgot Oslo lunches
When i was 11 i went to a little area school out bush in Western Australia, my mum, being from the big smoke was horrified at the greasy shit the canteen served and got it changed to wholemeal rolls, sultanas and fucking carrots.
Shit i was popular with the other kids.
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 22:16, archived)
# You had it easy
I spent about half my schooling in little country towns in Western Australia. Each school I went to my father was deputy principal - the one who dished out the cuts. No-one wanted to be my friend either.
(I helped save b3ta! Udderbelly A tale of four titties, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 6:21, archived)
# Where the fuck is the "Sexy School Boys" vote?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 22:36, archived)
# they don't exist
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 3:25, archived)
# this
bad thing, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)
# I think
we ladies* are expected to vote for ourselves when it comes to the teenage hormone bonanza that was school.

*Unless you're gay, in which case that makes sense. Except if you're male and gay, in which case it makes no sense at all...
(cherrynicola, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:07, archived)
# I'd say my 2-hour each way journey
But there doesn't seem to be an option for 'the travelling'.

AND I had to dodge some of South London's finest paedos while going to and from school.

Whoever said 'It's not about the journey, it's the destination' should fucking try it sometime.
(Capo, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 0:38, archived)
# The worst thing about school?
Going there this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 7:16, archived)
# The Cage
At school we were allowed off the premises for lunch when we got to GCSE years 10 and 11.. A big responsibility, which we regularly abused.

Over the road was a park that had an unusual piece of climbing apparatus known to pupils as ..."The Cage!" It was basically a dome shaped climbing frame with a hole at the top which was pretty much the only way in and out, especially as we were too old to use it and couldn't fit through the bars.

It was in this colloseum that scores were setteled in gladiatorial combat. "You stole my pencil case/fags/girlfriend" etc.. Let's take it to the cage.

The two (or sometimes 3 or more) combatants would enter through the "Portal of Doom" and then fight until they were either completely knackered or their ties had been ripped and they had a nose bleed. Meantime, masses of blood-thirsty school pupils would cling to the sides of the cage looking in at the carnage and flinging globules of spit at the combatants. It was not dissimilar to Mad Max 3, Beyond Thunderdome.

Looking back.. that was both the worst and best thing about school.. As was "Jungle Rules Football". During playground football someone would scream Jungle Rules! and then the name of the game was there were no rules. You could pick the ball up, punch, kick your way to the goal. Like rugby come to think of it. This game was also affectionately known as "Injury Time", after the "Brutal Sports Football" game that was doing the rounds on everyones Amiga at the time. Ah good times.. great times.. the best.
(Backdoor Fury .. is my wrestling alias., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Paedo teachers?
Should figure on my list, and get my vote.

'French club' my arse.
(cheesehead, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Did they?
Ouch.
(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Sat 28 Feb 2009, 9:55, archived)
# where is letters home???????
where is letters home on this list, by christ they were the worst. I had to intercept many.
(thetourle thetourle, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:47, archived)
# are you sure
you'll get accurate results from a bunch of people who spend most of their day skiving work, trying to fuck with people and generally take the pish?
(I helped save b3ta! null and void, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Loving the fact that going out and getting some healthy exercise is almost on par with someone who physically beats you, mentally affects you and makes your life hell.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:06, archived)
# What about hot student teachers
We had a couple of them when I was 12. Class full of lads whose bodies are at this point 70% testosterone and in walks a 22-year-old redhead in a tight blouse.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# qotw
thought this was the new QOTW so was expecting lots of pesty paedo tales.

i guess i might aswell put it away.
(suboftheday, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Mini poll bar?
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
...

This is what I see on your post, mostly.
(I helped save b3ta! FreudianSlap, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:17, archived)
[challenge entry] sexy special needs kids
best or worst though? hmmm
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:15, archived)
# hahahaha
i love how PE was most b3tans 'worst thing'
damn geeks ;)
(the_spoon I am Jack's lack of talent, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 2:32, archived)
# Aw forfucksakes... where she gone now?
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:30, archived)
# she's in the corner
talking to a walrus, the hussy
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:33, archived)
# She's off finding you some tasty fishy, you ungrateful monochrome git.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:34, archived)
# But he needs the loo and she'll be gone for MONTHS
he can't put the drinks down or someone'll swipe 'em...

DILEMMA!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:36, archived)
# drink both drinks
go to the loo in one of the glasses... then put it down for someone to swipe

ANOTHER BRILLIANT SOLUTION BROUGHT TO YOU IN ASSOCIATION WITH CHEDGE
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:48, archived)
# when you're in this position
do you only drink your drink following correct etiquette but making it look like you've been abandoned, or do you drink both at the same speed to make it look like your companion has only recently left you?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Depends...
if she's coming back I quickly get a straw (for as to facilitate the drinking without leaving a trace) and drink half of hers and half of mine and then complain about the small measures they give in this place... if she's not coming back I pour one into the other and throw the empty glass backwards over my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:54, archived)
# any non-scots want to give a sensible answer?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Did you learn NOTHING from Trainspotting??
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:00, archived)
# herion looks like fun to begin with
then it's all down hill.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Aww..He thought he'd pulled!!
/My life in the nineties blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:35, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Save yourselves!
(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:29, archived)
# What we need to save us is Kitten Kong
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha!

Top work on the OP too.

Edit can I just chuck this utter non-sequitur in here. Now with transparent giffiness and I want to see how it looks.




Edit edit ooo not bad... Quite like it.

In fact hold on a moment...

Voila! Evolution!

Sorry to TJ...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:32, archived)
# smashing stuff sir!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:34, archived)
# That's very nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Works very well on the darker background...
almost a 3D effect with the shadows...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:43, archived)
# hehheh
I hope this is how humanity is wiped out
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Quick! Feed it!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Is that the kid off the anti-speeding adverts?
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Emmerdale's Edge
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:25, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:26, archived)
# She might be a lesbian
But I would.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:26, archived)
# might she?
is it in debate


who?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:30, archived)
# If it helps
I don't mind if she swings both ways.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:31, archived)
# All lesbians swing both ways.
I've seen evidence.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:39, archived)
# who?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:30, archived)
# This may be some reference to pop culture,
So I'm afraid I can't help you.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:31, archived)
# oh
well thanks for trying
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:31, archived)
# I'm sweating with all
the effort I put in on your behalf.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:32, archived)
# *offers towel*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Emmerdale.
Debbie Dingle.
Mechanic.
Her and her girlfriend murdered a copper because he was going to rape them.
They ran from the law.
Debbie's been caught.

It's all getting a bit silly now
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:36, archived)
# That's some strong jawline that lassie has
got.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Would
more so now. And she's already a lezza so that's the hard work done
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:40, archived)
[challenge entry] "GET YOUR STINKING TIT OUT OF MY MOUTH.. YOU DAMNED DIRTY APE" !!
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:25, archived)
# haha
this made me lol
(drgonzo2012 Tell me about the rabbits, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:27, archived)
# :D. Nice sig..
Of mice and men..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:39, archived)
[challenge entry] the perfect man
probably shouldn't have done this at work...

(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:25, archived)
# The perfect man would surely be a giant chocolate cock that spunks money
/4chan
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Quick... dirty.... awful.... yes. But I'm not sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Well I chuckled.
Woo for literature references.
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:28, archived)
# I've been in a literary frame of mind this week...
God knows why, I haven't read a book in months...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:33, archived)
# arf
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:31, archived)
# yaybeard!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:34, archived)
[challenge entry] probably bindun
but what the hell....
(Roopy all is not what it seams, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Nice style!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Why does the one before teh quo have a tail?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:23, archived)
# err
you don't have a tail? Fucking throwbacks, pah.

It was actually some kind of grass skirt.
(Roopy all is not what it seams, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:24, archived)
# turtlehead
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:25, archived)
# hoooo!
click for bigger 323k
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:12, archived)
# That is rather excellent...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:18, archived)
# to be honest,i only really created the liquifying parts
then followed a tutorial for the textures,but you can change it to your likings for a bit of variety
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Good style!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Top Stuff, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:23, archived)
# I see what you've done there.
But I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:13, archived)
# i dont know


unshopped source:
www.funnypictures.net.au/images/worlds-smallest-body-builder1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:11, archived)
# YO DAWG WE HERD YA LIKE DAWGZ SO WE PUT A DAWG IN YA DAWG, SO YOU CAN DAWG WHILE YA WALK YO' DAWG
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:12, archived)
# haha
looks way bett0r now ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:22, archived)
# HAHAHA!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:26, archived)
# I love the buck teeth.
Hey, thhhhere, you!
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:29, archived)
[challenge entry] ..


blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:03, archived)
# and, so as not to waste a new thread
on a bit of politics:


and the video, based on a famous Guardian commercial, to go with it

Ris-sers:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7907991.stm
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Nothing to hide, nothing to fear.
Right, Mr Straw?

What's that?

Oh.

Oh I see.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:09, archived)
# ..
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:12, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:11, archived)
# That Afghanistan
Sticky Wicket.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Damn hooligans!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:02, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:03, archived)
# pffft
you wouldn't want that
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Pussy in the face!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:05, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:07, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:21, archived)
# It's here!


Created by you, selected by me...

Click for Movie!

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:52, archived)
# You, sir, are a god.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Why thank you...
This is the first time I've posted something, and been nervous about the response
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:59, archived)
# It's top stuff
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:04, archived)
# This
Hard.

With hundreds and thousands on top.

This needs to be on gstq's facebook group ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Haha
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:53, archived)
# lol @ editorial comments
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:54, archived)
# I once got our Henry trapped in the corridor of our flat.
I actually called Mrs Vagabond in to look at his cute little face peeping 'round the corner ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:59, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:55, archived)
# That is very silly!
Although the "supermarket muzak" soundtrack sent 2/3 of my brain to sleep...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:55, archived)
# "supermarket muzak"???!!!!
*splutter*

That's the legend that is Alan Hawkshaw.
He of Grandstand and Grange Hill
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Superb Hammond work on that score...
Me likey.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:09, archived)
# You clever sausage :D
I love Henry :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Me too!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:00, archived)
# What's not to love?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:11, archived)
# lalalala
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:40, archived)
# I really like that one
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Brilliant-tastic


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Absolutely epic sir
Have a *click*! You used my Henry 'Exorcist' so that's credit enough :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:01, archived)
# I said on links
If anyone wants they're name in lights on the vid, I should be able to do it.

Most of them came from the Facebook group, so I wasn't sure who's was who's
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:02, archived)
# I'm honoured that you ended it on one of mine :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:15, archived)
# The heaven one?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Yep
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Bless you
that's my fave and was the ONLY contender for the last pic
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:30, archived)
# hahaha
top notch!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Henry's a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:11, archived)
# He speaks very highly of you, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:21, archived)
# That's superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:11, archived)
# This is a repost!

(Fly Projector, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:20, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:38, archived)
# excellent
well done!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:22, archived)
# 110% of REAL
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Ahem....BRIDGE?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:48, archived)
# I think you're lying.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Very nearly true.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:49, archived)
# haha! vintage!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:03, archived)
# 110% of NOT REAL
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Oh bloody hell, that's good....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:52, archived)
# and smug, to boot
to boot
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Archie! Can you stop being so good for a while?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:59, archived)
# *continues LOL-ing*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Both of these, utterly superb
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:23, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
*snort*
(I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:07, archived)
# hahaha
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:52, archived)
# *clicks like an idiot*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:54, archived)
# top shop fella!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:57, archived)
# No Action Man figure was harmed, or indeed used, in the making of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:47, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:50, archived)
# haha
top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:52, archived)
# this really deserves some more replies
top stuff :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:07, archived)
# hahaha fab :D
what powerful thighs.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:25, archived)
# *cuddles*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:39, archived)
# STAMPONIT!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:39, archived)
# *must resist...have ..to kick*



Aww and woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:40, archived)
# awww
but I bet as soon as I turn my back it'll go nasty
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:41, archived)
# It's a mutated killerwoolie
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Or mug you
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:42, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:43, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:44, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:44, archived)
# If you liked that, you may also enjoy others in the series. Remember, these images are not available in any shops...
you may also enjoy others in the series. Remember these images are not available in any shops...

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:45, archived)
# *LOL*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:45, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:46, archived)
# this is one of my first B3ta memories
and remains one of my all-time favourite shops.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Excellent work, that man...
*pokes with stick*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:45, archived)
# damn
What you said
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Inbetween takes...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:50, archived)
# awww
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:54, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:43, archived)
# If he only knew then what he did now
He'd never have to buy a hairpiece again in his life!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Wool and bacon
I don't have teh skillz for Image Challenges - I can only post what my camera sees. But I reckon there's a wondrous beasty running around in the Andes somewhere, if it hasn't already been killed for its lamb bacon and curly wool:

(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:35, archived)
# we have a speshul day of the week for this
its called whatareweyourphotoshoppingbitches-day
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Heavens, no
Next time I want to buy some photos I can go shopping myself.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Woolly bacon is bred for its magic and skills

It's pretty much my favourite animal
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Oh, and
www.whatareweyourphotoshoppingbitches.com
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Yes we know!!!!
Well I do.



noon M all well matey?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Yeah man
Trying to get some work done, and failing
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:10, archived)
# I watched that again last night
Tina, come get some haaaam!

You know i'm training to be a cage fighter Napoleon.




Peace out.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:39, archived)
# GOSH! I've seen it, like, infinite* times


*two or three
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:11, archived)
# dog pig fucks sheep
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Ah
The Korean Stew
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Yes, well...
I think they are best friends and the sheep is tired and the piggy is pushing him home.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:37, archived)
# WOPOOOOOOT!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:39, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:39, archived)
# WE LIKE THE MOON
BECAUSE ITS CLOSE TO US...
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:41, archived)
# This is the best response ever, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:40, archived)
# yes, this
is very apt at this juncture.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:40, archived)
# 0_0
*disapproves of this kind of thing*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Bacon + Mutton =
Button? Baton? Macon?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:41, archived)
# I can easily forgive any
man that takes photos of animals having sex
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:33, archived)
# R to the I to the muthalickin S
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:34, archived)
# it's a link, innit?
And it's got an if found, tag on it

which implies it's missing....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:35, archived)
# oh god
I thought it was the end of a key with the main bit broken off.

LIKE MY BLOODY KIDS DID TO MY SHED KEY!

BEES!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:37, archived)
# ah sheds
my shed does not have a key

it's not locked

if you wanted to get in you could get in through the bloody massive hole in the roof caused by a falling dead sycamore

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:39, archived)
# bit of a security risk is it not
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:44, archived)
# or perhaps through the unlocked door.
Or is that just too easy?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:45, archived)
# teh missing link innit
made me think for about 5 seconds. my brane hurts narhh
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
# There's a chain of good entries now
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Silly Darwin!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:35, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:35, archived)
# oof
:)
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Arf!
Arf!, I say!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
# heheheh
good hummus
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
# d'oh!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:37, archived)
# HA HA HA HA
you know how genius and lunacy are sometimes two feet in the same trouser leg?

That's you
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:40, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:40, archived)
[challenge entry] And they too will discover construction, like we did
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:29, archived)
# what's he planning?
two good posts in a row, well done
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:30, archived)
# hahaha!
he's about to build a better mousetrap...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Heh, and after that, they'll discover smoking and they'll all get lung cancer and die
I'm starting to think evolution isn't all good
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:30, archived)
# yeah
it's a bit prone to failure
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:32, archived)
# yay!
I like this challenge
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:31, archived)
# yes
last weeks idea has certainly evolved into a better idea
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:32, archived)
# :D
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:31, archived)
# remember kitty, measure twice, cut once*
woo yay!


*and still get it bloody wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:32, archived)
# I know someone
who replaced their bathroom carpet by laying the old one over the top of the new uncut one and drawing round the shape.

Of course he put them back to back didn't he and ended up with a mirror image of what he wanted.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:33, archived)
# hahahahahahahah
I shouldn't laugh


sounds like the sort of thing I'd do

I'm always getting the mitres on doorways the wrong way round, totally ruining a piece of architrave
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:35, archived)
# haha me too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:38, archived)
# He's planning the demolition of Dundee
to convert it into a giant catlitter tray.

In other news, when Ruth Madoc dies, they plan to televise her funeral. It'll be shown in Hi-de-hi definition.
(Alternative wording : Several 80s sitcoms are to be released on Blu-Ray. They'll be in Hi-de-hi definition)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:32, archived)
# oh dear
it's a Spanging for you!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:32, archived)
# He's up to something
It's a trap.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:32, archived)
# arcatectural engineer?
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:32, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9220489
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:33, archived)
# hahaha!
"I iz mezzerin' ur area fir buldin' projex"
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:38, archived)
# is he Polish?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:42, archived)

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