hahathat sea looks a little 'spumey'
(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:20,
archived)
did it go down the wrong way? Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:24,
archived)
oh bloody hell....*keels over laughing*
:D
(:D
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:30,
archived)
Goths love the seasidenever been to a Whitby Goth weekend?
(
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:20,
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I did once by accidentI was picked on for wearing yellow... it wasn't a very nice experience.
(
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:23,
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There was a 'Hot Goths' site in teh newsletter once, showing them in hot weather situations,I do recall one of a bunch with buckets and spades, I thought it looked kinda cute...
(
..wil,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:27,
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"Sexy Goths" with safesearch off is both cash and clutch Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:30,
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aww...making little sand coffins and sinister ruined sandcastles, probably.
(
enceladus,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:21,
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Nothing wrong with that
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:22,
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Heavens, no.I'm all for it! Whitby is proof that the whole gothic seaside thing works just fine.
( enceladus,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:27,
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Oh god now I want sinister sand castle molds!Imagine making skulls and spiders and such and leaving a whole bunch of them in a pattern on a beach...
( ..wil,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:25,
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thats actually pretty easy to do as well....
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:27,
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I want them Tim Burton style, sorta cartoony,with stripes...
( ..wil,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:30,
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if i can get my hands on some modelling putty and plaster of paris I might have a bash over summer Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:31,
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A classic rasor blade, a happy skull, a bat, and a spider,*encourages moar*
( ..wil,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:39,
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I'm not.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:22,
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It's where Andrew Eldritch gets the inpsiration for his songs.."Hey now, hey now now, years of erosion , baby"
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:22,
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How exactly does one become a goths? Beastie is doing science with his arse,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:38,
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It only happens when their parents make love near a graveyard on a full moon in winter,but scientists think they may have isolated the gene and can warn the mother before they go full term...
( ..wil,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:47,
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Does a lot of that sort of thing go on near graveyeards on full moons in winter?And how long until we have an antigoths vaccine?
( Beastie is doing science with his arse,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:53,
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It does if you're a Goth,there are already chav-camps where they learn to conform. I live in one. It's called Camp Leeds.
( ..wil,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:46,
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Iffy rhyme alert
Also, can we stop all the shifthatred? It's just an internet,
and it's really discouraging.
Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:09,
archived)
*is serious as cancer* Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:13,
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:)In answer to your below question, will you chaps still be there at 7?
I should be able to get there by then.
Edit: scratch that, just got your gaz. Cheers!
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:14,
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Indeedy doody DaddySent you a pm too.
It's not like we're going to show up at 6, have a quick beer in silence and go "right see ya then".
I fully expect potificating, political comment, and the word "cunt" to crop up regularly over the course of several pints.
(It's not like we're going to show up at 6, have a quick beer in silence and go "right see ya then".
I fully expect potificating, political comment, and the word "cunt" to crop up regularly over the course of several pints.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:16,
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hehehe....Excellent.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:19,
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who can keep the average dancer hyper as a heart attackor
rhythm is a dancer?
(rhythm is a dancer?
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:14,
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she learned all the words and she works it baby
dangerously catchy and she feels it in her cervix lately
cuz the rhythm is a cancer
she`s on a secret diet
a private viewing disease-free tv pilot
she saw the future in a group study
they threw money in her pants
and shouted "dance monkey, dance you goddamn monkey"
(dangerously catchy and she feels it in her cervix lately
cuz the rhythm is a cancer
she`s on a secret diet
a private viewing disease-free tv pilot
she saw the future in a group study
they threw money in her pants
and shouted "dance monkey, dance you goddamn monkey"
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:15,
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And I'm as serious as ...Er ... dancer?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:16,
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How does a corset make a woman look LESS curvy?*mystified*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:10,
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I don't know, maybe you can ask that really ugly corset wearing man.
^This
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:16,
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This is b3ta...Board banter exists.
Like /talk invasions....all banter.
(Like /talk invasions....all banter.
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:11,
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This is Bantaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:11,
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Don't. You'll only get Ninj doing a 'This is Bantha' post.
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:17,
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Hahahha, I was waiting for that, actually
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:19,
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Like /qotw lies The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:17,
archived)
As sure as eggs is eggsthe /qotw is all lies
and talkboarders all look like paedophiles.
Ahhh, it even rhymes.
(,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:19,
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and talkboarders all look like paedophiles.
Ahhh, it even rhymes.
you're more of a Prt Scr man eh? Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:12,
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Haha! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:13,
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How did you manage that apostrophe?;)
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:15,
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I HAVE A GERMAN KEYBOARD THE APOSTROPHE IS ON THE HASH KEY ON MINE drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:16,
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Bi-lingual English and Korean (despite the fact I only attempted learning korean briefly about 4 years ago)All the keys are bollocksed up though @ and ' in the wrong place etc, I use the normal standard UK layout on it but still end up having no backslash.
(,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:24,
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HURRAY FOR SUPER HASHAnd cunning German keyboard logistics
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:17,
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üöäßthat's right. that's how cool my keyboard is.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:19,
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hahgo on type something else that's not the same!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:21,
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Racist. Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:19,
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Damn right The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:17,
archived)
..
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:20,
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Arf!nice one, Archie.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:22,
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yayWindows key + U FTW
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:23,
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Tree rape for starters.Don't ask.
( Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:13,
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*falls off chair laughing*:D
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:16,
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Everything on the popular page just got FPed, except for mine :(Apart from that, probably lots of other stuff happened
(
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:14,
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It's because your a black ginger....
Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:15,
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it did as well!I think the mods are hating me again, I thought getting run over 4 times might have impressed them, but apparently not.
*considers pulling own arms off*
(*considers pulling own arms off*
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:22,
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who knowsit's a fucking superb animation though, and really should have been insta-FPd. I don't understand.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:32,
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ooh, so it did. how odd, i thought i was being ignored again myself...*pats*
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:27,
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well...someone writes something apparently horrible, someone gets upset and strives for utopia.
and the world turns.
(and the world turns.
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:15,
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Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil.And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it.
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:18,
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Now do it in French!*just watched the french version earlier*
"Me problem de boisson."
(,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:21,
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"Me problem de boisson."
I'd heard a whisper to that effect but put it all down as scandalous rumourI mean things turning to oil? madness!
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:25,
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Our whole universe was in a hot, dense stateThen nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang!
"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
The bipeds stood up straight,
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and pangea
See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!
It's expanding ever outward but one day
It will cause the stars to go the other way,
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurt
Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!
Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy
It all started with the big bang!
Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!
(The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang!
"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
The bipeds stood up straight,
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and pangea
See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!
It's expanding ever outward but one day
It will cause the stars to go the other way,
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurt
Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!
Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy
It all started with the big bang!
Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:28,
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My other half fookin loves this songbut can't remember the lyrics so only sings along with "we built the pyramids" and "BANG"
He's a special boy :O)
(He's a special boy :O)
Joliet,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:30,
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I also love this song,and I actually really rather like the show too.
I can make it through the first verse, but then the only words I can get are It all started with the big bang too, and also australopithicus. But that is just because it is such an ace word :D
(I can make it through the first verse, but then the only words I can get are It all started with the big bang too, and also australopithicus. But that is just because it is such an ace word :D
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:33,
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I am a very sad panda since I learned the Barenaked Ladies broke upespecially as I passed up the chance to see them in Hammersmith the last time they were over here.
EDIT: Sorry, since Steve left. They've not broken up. Still won't be the same
(EDIT: Sorry, since Steve left. They've not broken up. Still won't be the same
Joliet,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:35,
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I haven't seen anything.I think you are full of shift :D
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:13,
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hatred?really?
I love looking through the postings overnight. They make me laugh. The gayshift is a different country and a different kind of b3ta.
Didn't get the feeling they were so sensitive though before
Those QOTWers can just fuck right off though
(I love looking through the postings overnight. They make me laugh. The gayshift is a different country and a different kind of b3ta.
Didn't get the feeling they were so sensitive though before
Those QOTWers can just fuck right off though
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:15,
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Is that the chinese population of B3ta? Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:16,
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no he's over thereSPLITTER
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:17,
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*Does running man in the office**Splutters*
(
Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:15,
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not enough musicians wear roll neck jumpers from Burtons any more Prof UnderCover evitable,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:16,
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not enough ever did Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:20,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Extreme Sports"){kind=small}
"it were a man's game in them days"This is what my grandad said happended when he ran the marathon. He never lies.
bigger (434kb)
this is my first post so please be nice :)
i will also post another in the reply
EDIT: the image has been optimised
(,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:08,
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bigger (434kb)
this is my first post so please be nice :)
i will also post another in the reply
EDIT: the image has been optimised
OK I will be.That's very nicely done.
woo.
Now fuck off new person:P
(woo.
Now fuck off new person:P
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:09,
archived)
*pssst* filesize it Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:10,
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yeah and start reading the FAQ Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:10,
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hahawhy'd he want to risk losing another foot?
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:09,
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you have to earn niceness here bwoy Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:10,
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hahahahha! brilliant!watch the file size though!
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:11,
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Optimise it first, then I'll be nice.Edit: I came across as very rude there, so at least have a woo.
( Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:12,
archived)
Nice start! Shame about the finish...Try to optimise down to 100k or lower. Use your 'optimise to filesize' option when saving, or let b3ta imagehosting do it for you. Welcome!
( enceladus,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:17,
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i'm unsure how to get the blood splatters better but i have kept to filesize limits
Dancing hair! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:09,
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Martin Clunes, Will Young & Stephen Fry
Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:29,
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What worries me, is that as that was slowly loadingdownwards, I thought you had shopped me again :(
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:12,
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Shut it, Woody Allen head!!;P
noon
(noon
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:14,
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THREAD DELETER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:06,
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*head spins 360* Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:07,
archived)
*calls in a priest to perform an exorsism* theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:07,
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And with that normal service is resumed Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:14,
archived)
BBC Breaking NewsHazel Blears up-rocks out of the cabinet
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:10,
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erm...racist?
welcome new person - what day is it?
(welcome new person - what day is it?
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:08,
archived)
Doublefudgeday. Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:08,
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It's the Marmosette of Twanky. riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:09,
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this is a trick question, I just know it... Errrmmm, October? theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:09,
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Don't say 'Re:'Thanks
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:16,
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*says "Re:" in a specifically taunting fashion*;-)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:24,
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whyioughta.... Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:32,
archived)
Not so fan-dabi-dozi
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:02,
archived)
with added expenses? Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:03,
archived)
Office lols Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:03,
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hahaha*glee*
(
Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:04,
archived)
Pfffft!Also:
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:05,
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holy shitting herons with bazookas.... that's horrible! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:05,
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Hahaha :)I am sat outside St. pauls at the moment
(
Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:05,
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why's that, is he not in? theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:06,
archived)
The sod has gone outI piss through his letter box
( Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:08,
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*checks out the window*No you're not!
Ah, I've not been canonised yet - that'd be why.
(Ah, I've not been canonised yet - that'd be why.
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:07,
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you said 'yet'I was only being helpful... now stand still, I've not quite got the hang of all of this...
*reads hand made notes on what to do*
*accidentally sets fire to bottom half of notes while reading*
(*reads hand made notes on what to do*
*accidentally sets fire to bottom half of notes while reading*
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:14,
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hahaterrifying, good riddance to bad rubbish her and smith, pair of gits.
(
lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:09,
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hahahaha
printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:20,
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anusole rimshot bandits!Just watch Kingdom. THat better not be the last of the series!
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:00,
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laser guided theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:52,
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Ah that old story.He was cleaning it and it went off.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:48,
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Not soI@ve had emails that say otherwise:P
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:00,
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Ha ha ha!Welcome n00b :D
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:48,
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because she's a semen magnet?because she refused to play Gordon's "Sporran" game again?
WHY?
(WHY?
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:48,
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because she criticized the pm a few weeks ago? Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:51,
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Youtube if you want to!After all, you will never make as much from Google Ads revenue as you will from dodgy expenses claims....
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:51,
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Jizz magnets in her schnoz? Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:48,
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This HAS to be your quote on the stats board.Hello Wowalicious.
( fannycradock,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:54,
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Good afternoon, lemon sporting object of my affections :D Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:58,
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:DYou scarpered on Saturday before I got to say bye! This is very sad, and will ultimately end up in a supertime megahug 3000 at some point in the future.
( fannycradock,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:05,
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I was shattered!You need more cuddles off me. I didn't press myself up against your front enough at ALL.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:06,
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no ones ever attempted thesupertime megahug 3000... the highest anyone's ever got and survived is the supertime megahug 2672, and they were RUSSIAN!
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:07,
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Didn't they fail the drugs test though?They found fluff and lulz in their bloodstream.
And steriods.
(,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:10,
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And steriods.
also they were prefessionalsin a amateur's competition - it was all wrong but the Putin government hushed it up...
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:19,
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I sense a pitch to the Dragon's Den is in the offing...*creates marketing strategy*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:54,
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Come nowEveryone knows the people going on Dragon's Den all have the same marketing strategy.
1) Put product on t'internet
2) Profit
(1) Put product on t'internet
2) Profit
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:57,
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I own a gym, so for that reason, I'm out Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:59,
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He's still lovely. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:04,
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You bad, bad person :) Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:05,
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I must have had a wobbly taste gland that day
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:08,
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Fantastical! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:06,
archived)
maybe, ultimately, that's where it ALL goesin the end...
so she can test it for terrorism
(so she can test it for terrorism
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:55,
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Are they the ones who blow things up in MSPaint whilst wearing fancy shoes?
That took a depressing amount of time to get. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:05,
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Boom boom/you terrible fiend Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:58,
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You're meant to be a proper grown up, too.Not amused by such things.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:01,
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After pretending not to at work,or allowing myself only a wry smile, it's nice to splurge out on here! ;)
( enceladus,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:04,
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'Butler, front of the class please. No, now.''Now then, Butler. Would you like to explain to the class why you are so utterly fail, you litle gashface?'
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:06,
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haha!"Hold up your 'fail' pictures, 807, and prepare to ostracise him, the little hamtoucher"
( enceladus,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:10,
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Hahaha, you so need to shout hamtoucher at people in situations where you can't swear.I've tried it before on people and it's not something you can really respond to because no-one fucking understands it. So if you just shout it visciously, they just stand there going 'ahwuhwibble'.
(,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:13,
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oh dear oh dear :)Are you aware of the mini bash? Are you a knees up knees up how's your mother rabbit rabbit Londinum-er?
( fannycradock,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:00,
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naaaah!well, yes, kinda - born and lived in Norf Landan for over 20 years, but live in t' proper North now. West Yorkshire, blood, innit?
( enceladus,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:02,
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I amHadfield isn't far from me...
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:09,
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Hatfield and the North!That was the name of 70's experimental folk band. Not far from that there London, then. Bit far for me, alas. Another time, I hope!
( enceladus,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:13,
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pfftI bet his cock's only got one eye too - the freak
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:49,
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TJ: Bombay duckNo, I never tried it. Is it good? It sounds revolting.
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:54,
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I am not convincedwhile 'regional delicacy' is something I would normally be keen on trying it doesn't apply to everything... Delicious cheese: good, Rotting and fermenting shark in a barrel: Bad...
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:02,
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Let me know how you get on in 'Nam:¬)
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:20,
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he has a single glass (cock) eye Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:04,
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Start as you mean to go on!welcome - chair, kitten, topical reference, meme, never leave, etc...
( enceladus,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:53,
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cos she's a fucking duplicitous, manipulative, arrogant, condescending, patronising ginger midget know-it-all? Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:54,
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...and breathe.....;-)
I agree with you entirely, needless to say, sir.
(I agree with you entirely, needless to say, sir.
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:55,
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\o/she winds me right up, there's just something about her
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:56,
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The voice alone is enough to get my psychosis throbbing headache thing going. J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:58,
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:59,
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I think its that fucking grin that does itI could quite happily watch a horse kick her in the mouth all day
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:59,
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hahafind one with especially shitty hooves
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:00,
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yes, a great whopping clydesdale that has been walking through a pig sty getting his lovely feathered, anvil sized hooves all shitty Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:04,
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I would personally like to see herand Margaret Beckett have a fight to the death :D
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:02,
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Moi aussie.You still on for a beer ce soir, Mon sewer?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:59,
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I should be able to get there by about 7 - will you guys still be around? J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:02,
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I have to revise and lovely people are drinking beers near each other :( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:12,
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:(OH, Blears. I see.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:59,
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hahaha'she' is the only thing that would apply to you :)
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:01,
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perfect answer.*awards gold star*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:03,
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Top Veinage! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:58,
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ahe, Blears time! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:03,
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welcomeit looks like you are going to fit in just fine here.
( Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:05,
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You don't know the 1/2 of it/trained fishmonger blog
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:49,
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yepand to cher but.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:51,
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Ah haThen you'll know that is actually a haddock. Not some random fish I found on google images, no sir
( The Coast Of Yemen,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:50,
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Haddock Ken? Who did the "How do Ken" one?
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:55,
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*Charging Orbital Spanging Laser* theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:47,
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*spang*But also woo.
( Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:47,
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YESThis is awesome :D
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:47,
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Don't you meanScophthalmusrhombusiant
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:49,
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hahaha, brilliant Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:47,
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Bwahahahahaha!excellent!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:49,
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Hahahaha!Does he batter him?
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:49,
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hahayou get a click and this for that
( Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:04,
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hahahahacan you make the fish flap it's tail after it lands? that would be the icing on the cake
(
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:07,
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That's quite possibly the bestest thing I've ever seen with my own two eyes.*applauds, offers shiny medal, clicks etc*
( i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:12,
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YOU SUCK CHARLIE!Yet I love you nonetheless...
( Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:40,
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corhe can juggle better than I can
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:40,
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Stupid hamster can't even juggle....(says the man who can't even catch one ball!!!)
Woo
(Woo
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:41,
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Hamsterdance :D Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:42,
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"I'm your Hamster dancerdancing for money
I'll do what you want me to do"
(I'll do what you want me to do"
Joliet,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:57,
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Silly Charlie, you don't play with your nutsput them in your mouth instead
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:43,
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Ooo errr Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:43,
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Look out below!
Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:45,
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SURPRISE FLYING TREE SEX!Hahahahahhahahaha!
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:46,
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Floppy donkey made me do it(
Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:52,
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Hahaawesome tree rape....he should rape lots of people and things :-).
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:56,
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aaaaaawwwwwwwwww! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:44,
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The left one!No the middle one!!
No the right one, the right one!!!
No wait... it's really stuck inside the top hat isn't it?
(No the right one, the right one!!!
No wait... it's really stuck inside the top hat isn't it?
Rico,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:34,
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better than doing the wrong charlie!woo
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:46,
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Mmmm they look like cheese footballsEAT TEHM CHARLIE!
( Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:47,
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Awww, that's lovely.:)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:47,
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Maybe he wouldn't drop themIf he stopped doing charlie.
Woo :D
(Woo :D
Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:48,
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GOD DAMN THAT'S SOME GOOD ANIMATIONING! Prof UnderCover evitable,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:57,
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nice onethat is great :)
( Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:06,
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fuckinellgayshift has clocked on early
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:26,
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perhaps MrKane is like one of the Japanese soldiers that kept fighting on not knowing that the war had endedMrKane - gay shift ends around 7am GMT.
Do you speak dayshift?
any ozzies here on holiday that can translate?
(Do you speak dayshift?
any ozzies here on holiday that can translate?
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:35,
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HahaThe Japanese soldiers of the gayshift, fighting on irresolutely with magenta and nonsense from the shelter of a rural pacific island. That's a wonderful image :D
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:38,
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hahahah, we could wake up DrDyslexia, and get her to convince him the GS is over... theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:41,
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I am?*sobs*
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:49,
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Can everyone stop the hating?The gayshift is a lot of fun, but there's always this crap between times.
( Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:58,
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Hating?WTF?
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:14,
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I dunno about youbut if I saw a japanese soldier waving a large purple cdc at me and screaming I'd want to be in a different vicinity quite rapidly
( discomeats This canoe,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:49,
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ok I'll translate.DIE YOU DICK!! YOU WILL BE B& BY VIMOD'S H&, THEN YOU WILL CR&.
(,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:42,
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SOMEBODY GET ME AN ENIGMA MACHINE Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:48,
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is it still not school holidays? epiphany coming live from sweden,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:31,
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not round here Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:32,
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It's even been to a bash apparantly! riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:39,
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silly Mr Kanedaytime is not gayshift!
you will be bummed! and not in a gay way!
:D
(you will be bummed! and not in a gay way!
:D
discomeats This canoe,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:26,
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DON'T YOV CALL ME AN OIK Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:29,
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SORRY BVT I WAS ONLY SAYING WHAT I SAW Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:31,
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I hate myself and want two pies.oi oi lovely :)
Did you managed to have fun on saturday despite my absence? :P
(Did you managed to have fun on saturday despite my absence? :P
arrangedletters,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:31,
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It was brill. :DSup, breadbin.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:31,
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nowt muchchillin' with my honkeys. Just applied for a jerb. While in my dressing gown. At 13.35pm. Don't need to talk about living it... I AM THE DREAM!
how's you, deary?
(how's you, deary?
arrangedletters,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:35,
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Hate my job hate my job hate my job Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:38,
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You sir, are an inspirationToday I shall apply for many jerbs. Later.
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:40,
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Yes, butThe Challenger Deep is the deepest surveyed point in the oceans, with a depth of approximately 11,000 metres (36,000 ft). The exact depth is unknown. It is located in the Mariana Islands group at the southern end of the Mariana Trench. The closest land is Fais Island (one of the outer islands of Yap), 289 km (180 mi) southwest, and Guam, 306 km (190 mi) to the northeast. The point is named after the British Royal Navy survey ship HMS Challenger of 1872–76.
Only three descents have ever been achieved; Trieste in 1960, Kaiko in 1995 and Nereus in 2009.
(Only three descents have ever been achieved; Trieste in 1960, Kaiko in 1995 and Nereus in 2009.
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:27,
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Fais Island?They can't spell, it's obviously 'Faes'
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:27,
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But of course, Ma'am :DI shall go edit Wikipedia accordingly.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:28,
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May I ask a question, please? J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:31,
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*ahem*could you fax me over a *hug*, this day is turning to utter shit :(
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:33,
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I just remembered this songAnd it made me feel happy. Maybe it will work its magic on you too?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY2OFztWiuY
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY2OFztWiuY
Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:37,
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This is such a happy tune!!I hertily agree with your recommendation
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:38,
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That is rather smiley, actually.Who did the original?
Edit: Dream Academy - yes, it was them.
(Edit: Dream Academy - yes, it was them.
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:41,
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I made a mixtape (cd) with both of them onwith Dream Academy on first follwed by Dario G
/blog
(/blog
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:43,
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Check your phone, lovely.*massive cuddles*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:38,
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Awwwwwwww!Thanks, pickle. \o/
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:38,
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You're ever so welcome! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:42,
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That's now desktopped on my phone,in case of emergencies.
*hugs*
(*hugs*
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:48,
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*cuddles*Je suis ici.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:49,
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*faxes an extra just in case* Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:38,
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Thanks, Lovely!I may have to carpet bomb 3rd Avenue, just so the bloody yanks will get off my case for 10 minutes.
Grrr.
(Grrr.
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:42,
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You top man, you!Cheers :)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:42,
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*awkward hug followed by a pat on the back*You'll have to accept mine over b3ta I'm afraid
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:46,
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:DYou're very kind, sir.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:50,
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You want a floating island inthe sky like out of GulliverI will smack you in the tummy with a balloon thing on a stick.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:32,
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Well I was planning on building a airship dock on my island. From there I shall launch my expeditions as a gentleman thief Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:35,
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But I want to hit you with the balloon thing. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:38,
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i'm thinking more of a hanger, or a mast Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:54,
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it's only €12M we could club together
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:32,
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and of courseKonstantin Kaetanovich Gedroits (1872 - 1932) was a Russian scientist and painter born in Grigoriopol. Specializing in geology, he authored Genetic soil classification based on the absorptive soil complex and absorbed soil cations (out of print).
A biography of Gedroits was published in Moscow in 1995.
In 2002, the Central Bank of Transnistria minted a silver coin honoring this native of today's Transnistria, as part of a series of memorable coins called The Outstanding People of Pridnestrovie.
(A biography of Gedroits was published in Moscow in 1995.
In 2002, the Central Bank of Transnistria minted a silver coin honoring this native of today's Transnistria, as part of a series of memorable coins called The Outstanding People of Pridnestrovie.
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:28,
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You say that, butThe potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family. The word potato may refer to the plant itself as well. In the region of the Andes, there are some other closely related cultivated potato species. Potatoes are the world's fourth largest food crop, following rice, wheat, and maize.
( discomeats This canoe,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:30,
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It is fast and also bulbous, a squid in a polyethylene bag is both fast and bulbous
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:32,
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"oh baby""oh baby, maybe"
"like a squid in my polyethelene bag"
"you're so fast and bulbous"
"fast and bulbous"
chorus
"just like et"
"just like et"
"only you're not so big"
"unlike et"
*guitar solo*
("like a squid in my polyethelene bag"
"you're so fast and bulbous"
"fast and bulbous"
chorus
"just like et"
"just like et"
"only you're not so big"
"unlike et"
*guitar solo*
discomeats This canoe,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:34,
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Pena
Her litle head clinking
Like a barrel of red velvet balls
Full past noise
Treats filled her eyes
Turning them yellow like enamel coated tacks
Soft like butter hard not to pour
Out enjoying the sun while sitting on a turned on waffle iron
Smoke billowing up from between her legs
Made me vomit beautifully
And crush a chandelier
Fall on my stomach 'n view her
From a thousand happened facets
Liquid red salt ran over crystals
I later band-aided the area
Sighed
Oh well it was worth it
Pena pleased but sore from sitting
Choose to stub her toe
'n view the white pulps horribly large in their red pockets
"I'm tired of playing baby," she explained
'n out of uh blue felt box let escape
One yellow butterfly the same size
Its dropping were tiny green phosphorous worms
That moved in tuck 'n rolls that clacked
'n whispered in their confinement
Three little burnt scotch taped windows
Several yards away
Mouths open to tongues that vibrated
'n lost saliva
Pena exclaimed, "That's the raspberries."
(Her litle head clinking
Like a barrel of red velvet balls
Full past noise
Treats filled her eyes
Turning them yellow like enamel coated tacks
Soft like butter hard not to pour
Out enjoying the sun while sitting on a turned on waffle iron
Smoke billowing up from between her legs
Made me vomit beautifully
And crush a chandelier
Fall on my stomach 'n view her
From a thousand happened facets
Liquid red salt ran over crystals
I later band-aided the area
Sighed
Oh well it was worth it
Pena pleased but sore from sitting
Choose to stub her toe
'n view the white pulps horribly large in their red pockets
"I'm tired of playing baby," she explained
'n out of uh blue felt box let escape
One yellow butterfly the same size
Its dropping were tiny green phosphorous worms
That moved in tuck 'n rolls that clacked
'n whispered in their confinement
Three little burnt scotch taped windows
Several yards away
Mouths open to tongues that vibrated
'n lost saliva
Pena exclaimed, "That's the raspberries."
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:37,
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It makes me happy that my posts can cause spontaneous Beefheart recitals ;)
quite so, alsoEnver Halil Hoxha (pronounced [nv hda], 16 October 1908 – 11 April 1985) was the Communist leader of the People's Republic of Albania from the end of World War II until his death in 1985, as the First Secretary of the Albanian Party of Labour. He was also Prime Minister of Albania from 1944 to 1954 and Minister of Foreign Affairs from 1946 to 1953.
Hoxha's leadership was characterized by "isolation" from the rest of Europe and his proclaimed firm adherence to anti-revisionist Marxist-Leninism. After his break with Maoism in the late 1970s and early 1980s, numerous Maoist parties declared themselves Hoxhaist. The International Conference of Marxist-Leninist Parties and Organizations (Unity & Struggle) is the most well known collection of these parties today.
(Hoxha's leadership was characterized by "isolation" from the rest of Europe and his proclaimed firm adherence to anti-revisionist Marxist-Leninism. After his break with Maoism in the late 1970s and early 1980s, numerous Maoist parties declared themselves Hoxhaist. The International Conference of Marxist-Leninist Parties and Organizations (Unity & Struggle) is the most well known collection of these parties today.
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:30,
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Celon is a commune in the Indre department in central France. Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:34,
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Number 36, if memory (not Wikipedia) serves.Why did i feel that I needed to memorise the Department numbers all those years ago?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:36,
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no doubt this information has served you well Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:38,
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Hehe...Strangely - not so much.
;-)
(;-)
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:44,
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this is very intersting, you may also like to noteNereus (Νηρεύς), in Greek Mythology, was the eldest son of Pontus (the Sea) and Gaia (the Earth), a Titan who (with Doris) fathered the Nereids, with whom Nereus lived in the Aegean Sea.[1] In the Iliad[2] the Old Man of the Sea (ἅλιος γέρων) is the father of Nereids, though Nereus is not directly named. He was one of the manifestations of the Old Man of the Sea, never more so than when he was described, like Proteus, as a shapeshifter with the power of prophecy, who would aid heroes such as Heracles[3] who managed to catch him even as he changed shapes. Nereus and Proteus ("first") seem to be two manifestations of the god of the sea who was supplanted by Poseidon when Zeus overthrew Cronus.
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:29,
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WHERE ARE YOUR FOOTNOTES QUEEN!ooh - Greek characters too!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:31,
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Footnotes1. Hesiod, Theogony 233-36, is unequivocal that Nereus is the Old Man of the Sea, whereas the Odyssey refers the sobriquet to Nereus (xxiv.58) to Proteus (iv.365, , 387), and to Phorkys (xiii.96, 345).
2. Iliad i.358, 538, 556; xviii.141; xx.107; xxiv.562.
3. Or, as Proteus, Menelaus.
sorry i forgot
(2. Iliad i.358, 538, 556; xviii.141; xx.107; xxiv.562.
3. Or, as Proteus, Menelaus.
sorry i forgot
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:35,
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Indeed. I saw the thrust of your argument there, would also allow thatThe Portuguese Legion (Portuguese: Legião Portuguesa) was a Portuguese paramilitary state organization founded in 1936 during dictator António de Oliveira Salazar's right-wing regime, the Estado Novo. It was dissolved in 1974.
Its stated objectives were to "defend the spiritual heritage [of Portugal]" and to "fight the communist threat and anarchism". During World War II, the Portuguese Legion was the only Portuguese state organization that openly adopted and defended Hitler's aims for Europe.
The Portuguese Legion was under the control of the Ministry of the Interior and War, and was responsible for coordinating civil defense in Portuguese territory, including in the Portuguese Empire. It was deeply involved in multiple collaborations with PIDE, the political police that was the authoritarian regime's main tool of repression.
The Legion was dissolved after the Carnation Revolution in 1974, being considered a Fascist organization.
(Its stated objectives were to "defend the spiritual heritage [of Portugal]" and to "fight the communist threat and anarchism". During World War II, the Portuguese Legion was the only Portuguese state organization that openly adopted and defended Hitler's aims for Europe.
The Portuguese Legion was under the control of the Ministry of the Interior and War, and was responsible for coordinating civil defense in Portuguese territory, including in the Portuguese Empire. It was deeply involved in multiple collaborations with PIDE, the political police that was the authoritarian regime's main tool of repression.
The Legion was dissolved after the Carnation Revolution in 1974, being considered a Fascist organization.
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:32,
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I agree with you in principle, but I think you need to take into consideration the fact thatthe MS MSC Monterey is a container ship built in 2008 by the Daewoo Mangalia Heavy Industries in Mangalia, Romania and currently operated by Mediterranean Shipping Company S.A.. She is the fifth ship delivered to the Swiss company in a series of 12 ordered. The 54,549 DWT ship has a container capacity of 4,860 TEU's.
( enceladus,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:35,
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Yes, butGio-Key-Board or GioKeyBoard is a multimedia literacy "Initial-Sound-Keyboard" (synthetic phonics) with integrated word processor for children.
The freeware is useful for pupils in improving primary reading and writing skills (reading education, literacy).
Gio-Key-Board is multilingual and language-independent. All sounds, graphics, keyboard layouts, options (100) and dictionary-words of the program can be changed and adapted.
The free software can read and speak all written texts by speech synthesis. The "Child-Write-Program" also has a speaking dictionary to insert words into the text.
Handicapped persons (special education) can write texts using either a single keyboard-key, mouse-button or the joystick.
(The freeware is useful for pupils in improving primary reading and writing skills (reading education, literacy).
Gio-Key-Board is multilingual and language-independent. All sounds, graphics, keyboard layouts, options (100) and dictionary-words of the program can be changed and adapted.
The free software can read and speak all written texts by speech synthesis. The "Child-Write-Program" also has a speaking dictionary to insert words into the text.
Handicapped persons (special education) can write texts using either a single keyboard-key, mouse-button or the joystick.
enceladus,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:32,
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Spontaneous parametric down-conversion:Spontaneous parametric down-conversion (SPDC) is an important process in quantum optics. A nonlinear crystal splits incoming photons into pairs of photons of lower energy whose combined energy and momentum are equal to the energy and momentum of the original photon. The state of the crystal is left unchanged in the process, which is why energy and momentum must be conserved (this is related to phase matching in nonlinear optics). This phase matching dictates that the photon pair be entangled in the frequency domain.
(,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:32,
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hmmmmmmmmmm. you are an interesting person.These two notions of completeness ignore the field structure. However, an ordered group (in this case, the additive group of the field) defines a uniform structure, and uniform structures have a notion of completeness (topology); the description in the section Completeness above is a special case. (We refer to the notion of completeness in uniform spaces rather than the related and better known notion for metric spaces, since the definition of metric space relies on already having a characterisation of the real numbers.) It is not true that R is the only uniformly complete ordered field, but it is the only uniformly complete Archimedean field, and indeed one often hears the phrase "complete Archimedean field" instead of "complete ordered field". Since it can be proved that any uniformly complete Archimedean field must also be Dedekind-complete (and vice versa, of course), this justifies using "the" in the phrase "the complete Archimedean field". This sense of completeness is most closely related to the construction of the reals from Cauchy sequences (the construction carried out in full in this article), since it starts with an Archimedean field (the rationals) and forms the uniform completion of it in a standard way.
(,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:37,
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fucking hell, sir!*is impressed - genuinely so*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:47,
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the fact that you understand *any*is cause enough, in my book*.
* This slim volume here, entitled 'My Knowledge of Stuff'
(* This slim volume here, entitled 'My Knowledge of Stuff'
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:53,
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well, cauchy sequences are easy enough to get your head around.add up a bunch of stuff that is getting increasingly smaller and eventually you get a final number.
Here's something I writted myself:
The presence of a shell dramatically changes the response to an acoustic driving pressure pulse. To successfully model the behaviour of modern contrast agents the shell layer must be considered. The differences in the acoustic response between and a bubble without a shell and a bubble with a shell were shown in Section (\ref{sec:church}). In general the behaviour of contrast agents is also greatly affected by the shell properties. The highly nonlinear stable cavitation bubble oscillations are reduced by the shell. The presence of the shell will make the bubble more viscous, hence, more of the energy from the pulse will be absorbed and converted to heat, rather than being scattered or radiated by the bubble. Several models exist for the shell layer, such as the viscoelastic model studied here. It is possible to use different rheological models, and no one model is considered to be completely encompassing of all the contrast agents.
(,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:57,
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Here's something I writted myself:
The presence of a shell dramatically changes the response to an acoustic driving pressure pulse. To successfully model the behaviour of modern contrast agents the shell layer must be considered. The differences in the acoustic response between and a bubble without a shell and a bubble with a shell were shown in Section (\ref{sec:church}). In general the behaviour of contrast agents is also greatly affected by the shell properties. The highly nonlinear stable cavitation bubble oscillations are reduced by the shell. The presence of the shell will make the bubble more viscous, hence, more of the energy from the pulse will be absorbed and converted to heat, rather than being scattered or radiated by the bubble. Several models exist for the shell layer, such as the viscoelastic model studied here. It is possible to use different rheological models, and no one model is considered to be completely encompassing of all the contrast agents.
you're starting to scare me now...;-)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:05,
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everyone's doing it...www.google.com.au/search?hl=en&q=The+Portuguese+Legion+(Portuguese%3A+Legião+Portuguesa)+was+a+Portuguese+paramilitary+state+organization+founded+in+1936+during+dictator+António+de+Oliveira+Salazar's+right-wing+regime%2C+the+Estado+Novo.+It+was+dissolved+in+1974.&btnG=Google+Search&meta=&aq=f&oq=
although, I can copy stuff I've written.
(,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:53,
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although, I can copy stuff I've written.
AwwThis is gleeful
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:27,
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Ohhhhhh WiiiLLLLLslovely.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:28,
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Fank U, fank U all,made n posted big size yesterday, thought it might come in for the occasional post reply in miniature form...
( ..wil,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:33,
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You should gaz that to Rev. Cloe! riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:48,
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she was so lully Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:29,
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Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up holding my breath underwater for 3 days. Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:31,
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*LOL*classic bad taste, sir.
That deserves a fucking medal. :D
(That deserves a fucking medal. :D
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:38,
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Please explain this scene... Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:27,
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He shouldn't of told them to stop fucking Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:32,
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now, let the tree fuck the pink dinosaur! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:33,
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*logs in at 1.28*Must've missed 12 hours!!
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:28,
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HAHread that as 'pie'
( dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:30,
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Friz? The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:31,
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pffft :) The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:34,
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I got very bored so I decided to use my rubbish paint skills......Once upon a time a Happy Dino called BOB....
(,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:16,
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HelloI represent the producers of Barney the Dinosaur. My client feels you have infringed their copyright.
Yours,
Web Sheriff
(Yours,
Web Sheriff
The Coast Of Yemen,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:18,
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Is your badge newOr is the metal a bit worn and deteriorated?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:19,
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I shot teh web sherrifbut I did not kill the industry
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:20,
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where is the InternetLawyer when you need him? theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:21,
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oh he's most likely raping animalsat some animal raping club
most likely
though this isn't a definitive answer and is merely complete speculation based upon a low probability of likelyhood for legal reasons.
also
he's most likely raping animals
at some animal raping club.
(most likely
though this isn't a definitive answer and is merely complete speculation based upon a low probability of likelyhood for legal reasons.
also
he's most likely raping animals
at some animal raping club.
discomeats This canoe,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:26,
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So he's most likely raping a club full of legal reasons based on the speculation of the probability of most likeliness? Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:29,
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well, his likeness clubbed some animals into a rape speculation and he's probably full now. discomeats This canoe,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:31,
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Barney stands on his hind legs, this guy cleary only has 2 legs and no hands epiphany coming live from sweden,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:25,
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Seadeesaurus? Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:18,
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A CDDinosaur sould have a cdc Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:21,
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http://www.b3ta.com/board/9491014#post9491025 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:24,
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I had a goMy trex seems to have a withered arm, but if you take the piss he'll tear your head off
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:21,
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Mine's historically accurateThe sun didn't have a smiley face during the Mesozoic era
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:27,
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As sure as eggsNo, you've got me. I have no idea. I made the whole thing up. I don't even know if trexes had arms or teeth or there was a sky back then. I'm a fraud :(
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:33,
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He also has a beer gut.Which is not a bad thing..
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:25,
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What can I sayTrex is a magenta party animal.
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:28,
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WellI did think about having him find some people from an Air France flight.....
(,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:23,
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This dino has uddersBut no legs :(
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:31,
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Maybe just maybeThis new Species Fly's or moves around on Udders!
(,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:34,
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Bob looks slightly bewilderedi shall call him bewildered Bob:)
( Elvis impersonator,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:25,
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HurrayTHIS is how things should be
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:35,
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And is it better with......or without.....with....or without....
(
Ian Woosnam,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:09,
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Haha!Would need spider contacts, as no ears for glasses :(
(
Rev. Cleo still alive,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:10,
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That's what glue's for! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:12,
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He could wear some of those oakley goggle style glasses Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:12,
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hahaha!let me just see it one more time... with. no, without.
*click*
(*click*
enceladus,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:13,
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hahahahahhahaha! *click!!* theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:14,
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Hahah!Ian Woosman!
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:14,
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Haaaaaaahahahahaha I would so do this.I remember getting one of the teachers at school to hold their arms up in the air, look from side to side and spell "Bobo" - much o everyone's amusement.
/misses being a head teacher
(/misses being a head teacher
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:39,
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HahahaWhen I got to get my eyes checked, I make sure that I am absolutely clean as a whistle, and that I put on a little aftershave, as that job must be hell having to lean in so close to people for minutes on end.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:23,
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think what dentists and chiropodists have to go through Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:25,
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ExactlyI always make sure i smell nice and minty when i go to the dentist :)
(,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:34,
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No.Screw them. My dentist is some ugly bloke, and I don't use a chiropadist, but my optometrist is a cute Asian girl and I'm pretty sure she fancies me.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:36,
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he says squinting at a ladyboy Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:37,
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hahahaha1 god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:31,
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Those fucking trees...
Just something quick I belted out just now.
Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:01,
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Arboreal Boogie times:D
(
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:03,
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Best of all the Hawkwind albums. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:06,
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ha ha :DBut who stole the leg of time eh?
Ride a white a pig to the edge of Lapland... www.youtube.com/watch?v=6U5PW0JPfXY
(Ride a white a pig to the edge of Lapland... www.youtube.com/watch?v=6U5PW0JPfXY
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:17,
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Stop fucking trees you treefucker!
Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:07,
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Hahaha!Oh, internet!
( Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:10,
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TREESEXHe can't tear his dirty eyes away!
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:13,
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TJ: I've just recieved an essay back from my tutor.She's highlighted a sentence and written "You would be well advised to read your essay through for typos".
the typo? "john theRBapist"
(the typo? "john the
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:11,
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Indeed.John requires a capital "J".
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:13,
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hahamy stepson wrapped his own presents to his mum for Mum's day this year. He wanted to impress her so wrote on them "I raped this myself". It fucking looked like it too!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:24,
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Proof reading is for squares Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:25,
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hahaha!I always suspected trees got up to shennanigans on the sly...
( enceladus,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:12,
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I didn't get in to next year
I've no idea what to do now. I suppose all I can do is currently wait for clearing or such.
Edit: Thanks guys, you all rule.
Rev. Cleo still alive,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:55,
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Been trying to get into GMD at my uni for next year.Got my UCAS update today, said "Unsuccessful" application.
( Rev. Cleo still alive,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:58,
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awww*hugs and dick whippens*
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:59,
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Ugh, the dreaded 'Unsuccessful'.I still remember how horrible that was to see. Three times.
( fannycradock,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:04,
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Indeed.I've had it on every single CSM application. Unsure why I tried there so much. Not even that fond of them.
( Rev. Cleo still alive,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:06,
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1. Get photographs of the people you're writing to in compromising positions.2. Attach copies to your next application.
3. Win.
(3. Win.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:08,
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I had The Slade, Goldsmiths and St Martinswas told I'd walk it. Oh no. BUGGER THEM!
( fannycradock,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:12,
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Damn :(*net hugs*
I like your arts though :)
(I like your arts though :)
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:58,
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I didn't know we had to apply for next year!!?!?!I thought it was a given that we'd be allowed in on New Years Day :(
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:58,
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Sorry chap.Have a look at clearing, but don't feel you have to sign up for any old crap left. A year out may be a good thing.
( fannycradock,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:59,
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Also thisThe lady speaks the sense
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:00,
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I still don't want to go travelling or anything like that.I'd just try to find a job.
( Rev. Cleo still alive,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:00,
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I got in to my uni through clearing, best thing that ever happened to me Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:02,
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^thisI had a lot more choice in clearing, and got into an even better uni
have you had your exam results yet?
(have you had your exam results yet?
Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:04,
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Yeah, last year.It's an arts course. So it's based mostly on pictures and research and such.
( Rev. Cleo still alive,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:11,
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Only problem is I'd think the course I want to go on fills quickly anyway. Rev. Cleo still alive,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:04,
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I got into my Uni by ringing up the Law departmentAnd asking if they had any spaces. I didn't decide I wanted to go until summer, and didn't want to wait till clearing to get it sorted :)
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:06,
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Clearing is great and all thatBut it can make you be a bit ohshitohshit and apply for anything. With me anyway.
( fannycradock,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:07,
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That just reminded meFirst time I went to Uni I technically didn't get the grade - I needed AAA and got AABBB. It wasn't until I rang up to confirm my place that I thought about it, and had a really worried few minutes when the admissions guy said "oh you didn't get AAA? I'll have to go and check..."
Not a good feeling!
(Not a good feeling!
Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:11,
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I needed AAB and I got CCEIt was pretty much a given that I wouldn't get in.
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:39,
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Unlucky!Ultimately I benefited from taking on an extra a-level. I had a good friend who said I was a fool for doing it, but he got AAA and was turned down by 5 out of his 6 choices.
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:47,
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Bollocks :sBut yes, clearing I think is your best bet, far as I can remember.
Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:59,
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Winnie the Pooh - The Transexual Years Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:59,
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:(have you spoken to the admissions folk?
you could dedicate your life to making things for the internet for a month or two. that'd be good :)
(you could dedicate your life to making things for the internet for a month or two. that'd be good :)
spacefish bong!,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:00,
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Heh, was kinda planning on making internet stuff for a month or two anyway.Well I've just e-mailed my tutor to tell him the outcome.
( Rev. Cleo still alive,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:01,
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That's pretty much exactly my favourite dress from when I was a toddlerexcept it wasn't an apple, it was a strawberry.
Lovely painting.
(Lovely painting.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:01,
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'noons captainI'm back from the nether regions of updating my profile (and working *shakes fist*). It's scary in there, Marlin Brando just keeps saying "The horror".
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:08,
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My profile's got my ENTIRE BAND in it now. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:10,
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They are, they're lovely. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:12,
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:DThey look cool :D
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:14,
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What music does your merry group of minstrels play? Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:16,
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CoolDo you play gigs or is it just for fun?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:18,
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Occasional gigs.It takes us months to write a song, so we're always writing.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:19,
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:DWhat's your band called? Gaz me if you like
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:23,
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Fathomsno need to gaz, I'm not ashamed.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:24,
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I wouldn't have thought you would be looking at them
(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:27,
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They're all brilliant Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:28,
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Found you, I'll have a listen when I get home :) Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:30,
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Warning, that's an old recording. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:30,
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Great pic!I'm not sure if I'm cool enough to hang out with you, though.
( enceladus,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:16,
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It's so the other way aroundthat's a star trek t shirt I'm wearing.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:17,
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That's the manwife:D
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:20,
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wow... lucky you :)is the manwife John Butler?
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:27,
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:D yes, very much so.edit: yes, except much less white.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:28,
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manwife doesn't look too dark in that pic Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:33,
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Nah, he's notWhite skin, black features. That's what comes of being half cornish, half st lucian.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:39,
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So he's a cornish pastey st. lucian?goddamit that would be funnier if pastey and pasty didn't look so alike
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:43,
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Balls1) Your pic is very pretty. I like the colours you've used
2) Clearing would be your next step with half an eye on taking a year out and slumming/working/travelling according to financials
(2) Clearing would be your next step with half an eye on taking a year out and slumming/working/travelling according to financials
Joliet,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:02,
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You should have a look at some of the other cat girls which were done. I don't want to slum, so I'll be looking at working.
harveyjames.deviantart.com/journal/24605735/
(harveyjames.deviantart.com/journal/24605735/
Rev. Cleo still alive,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:03,
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Hang on in there!If you can't get what you want straight away, take your time to improve your portfolio and re-apply.
Took me six years to finally get around to going to university after leaving school. Didn't do me any harm at all, having some real life for a bit. And your picture is lovely!
(Took me six years to finally get around to going to university after leaving school. Didn't do me any harm at all, having some real life for a bit. And your picture is lovely!
enceladus,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:02,
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that is thougherly arse.i don't really know the uni system there, it seems different to here.
(,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:03,
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It'd be an idea to get in touch with whoever dealt with your applicationAnd ask them why you weren't accepted, what you can do to improve your portfolio and what the chances are of spaces at clearing. This way if spaces do open up they're more likely to remember your name and remember your eagerness. They might even be able to suggest a similar course or other avenue you hadn't thought of.
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:03,
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I'll see who I can go to for the admission such.My tutor may know, as I have been doing a foundation year at the same uni.
( Rev. Cleo still alive,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:05,
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Aye, your tutor should knowEven if not there's nothing to stop you wandering into the department and asking people. It's a bugger you can't get in even with a foundation tear tho :(
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:09,
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get a job, some proper experience doing itand a 3 year headstart on all the suckers who did go to Uni and landed in debt by the end of it.
Put together an online portfolio of the sort of thing you want to be doing and send it to the sort of people you want to work for.
(Put together an online portfolio of the sort of thing you want to be doing and send it to the sort of people you want to work for.
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:04,
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wise words Happytoastvery wise words indeed
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:08,
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This.I didn't go to uni, but have managed plenty of people who did. Degrees don't seem to be as important as everyone makes out.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:08,
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I'll just spend my money on getting information from lots of websites and magazines instead. Rev. Cleo still alive,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:10,
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Do iiiiiiitand have some fun. Break a few eggs for the omelette.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:10,
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you can't make an omlette without breaking a few heads Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:13,
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Which also relates to the fact I feel like eating some ham and eggs. Rev. Cleo still alive,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:14,
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i loved uniit's really not a good career move, and it's a travesty that so many folk slog* their guts out there because they think it is. but if you want to spend some time learning stuff you're interested in then it's great
this is probably the wrong thread for saying so, but hey. my year out was also good (working, not fauntleroying about australia with the rich kids)
*puke
(this is probably the wrong thread for saying so, but hey. my year out was also good (working, not fauntleroying about australia with the rich kids)
*puke
spacefish bong!,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:21,
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Not any more they're not.They used to be, however.
/remembers when it was all fields blog
(/remembers when it was all fields blog
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:22,
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I'll see what happens.I think the main thing I'd be sad about is that I won't be going to my anime club any more, best part that.
On the bonus side, the people I met at the last convention want me to do a Monkey Island group cosplay with them. I think we should make a Murray.
(On the bonus side, the people I met at the last convention want me to do a Monkey Island group cosplay with them. I think we should make a Murray.
Rev. Cleo still alive,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:08,
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There maybe a loophole there.I used to go to a university club at a university I never went to.
You'll find most clubs don't have rules about people bringing guests.
Some clubs do limit how many time one person can bring a guest along but I just went again as the guest of a different person.
(You'll find most clubs don't have rules about people bringing guests.
Some clubs do limit how many time one person can bring a guest along but I just went again as the guest of a different person.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:19,
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If you didn't get in after doing something like that they're stupid.Don't worry. That's the first, most important thing.
In a way it's a good thing. So don't worry. There's loads of options, work for a years and get some money behind you, do some charity work for a yeah, travel (I know you don't like it but it builds you as a person).
Whatever you decide it meant you've had a year to impove of what you've learnt in the foundation year and will put you in a strong position when you do go back.
I know it sets you back a year you did say a couple of days ago you didn't know what you wanted to do long term. In a way it's a blessing. You have a years thinking and developing time.
Most importantly
(In a way it's a good thing. So don't worry. There's loads of options, work for a years and get some money behind you, do some charity work for a yeah, travel (I know you don't like it but it builds you as a person).
Whatever you decide it meant you've had a year to impove of what you've learnt in the foundation year and will put you in a strong position when you do go back.
I know it sets you back a year you did say a couple of days ago you didn't know what you wanted to do long term. In a way it's a blessing. You have a years thinking and developing time.
Most importantly
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:09,
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Same thing happened to meGot turned down for a design degree, got a job fixing watches instead.
Now I am working as a watch designer as head art monkey because I showed my manager my work.
Qualifications are helpful but not always needed.
(apart from pilots)
(Now I am working as a watch designer as head art monkey because I showed my manager my work.
Qualifications are helpful but not always needed.
(apart from pilots)
Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:11,
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as I've said beforeI got kicked out of two unis, never got a degree and have lectured at one.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:12,
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True datI got rejected from uni three years running, thought sod it, started doing some illustration with a couple of chaps last year and we are finally getting some notice, with our first show in August.
( fannycradock,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:18,
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I love your stuff.I'd buy dogs knobs if it was available.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:25,
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Sorry to hear that, sir.Clearing may not be a bad thing, so fingers crossed.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:19,
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that's a bummergood luck next time
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:33,
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I bring you: Rinomonster
Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:55,
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Do you realise that this looks like male genitalia?EDIT: Oh fuck off I'm making a joke you silly sods!
I haven't got one as small as this!^
(I haven't got one as small as this!^
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:57,
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I think you need to consult a doctor. Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:57,
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Does your penis look like this?All horny and such?
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:57,
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I'm fucking fearful of your male genitalia if it looks like that! Joliet,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:57,
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your demon cunt can handle it ;) Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:58,
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Hahaha, of course it canI may just walk with a slight limp for a while
( Joliet,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:04,
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FINALLYSomeone else who suffers from Demon Horn Monster Cock, I thought it was just me
( The Coast Of Yemen,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:59,
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I just have a monster cock...:( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:00,
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HahahaAnd *woo* to sauce.
( Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere.,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:26,
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A pointless late entry, but I just liked the idea n wanted to make it...
..wil,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:53,
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frikken LAZORZORZ!HOORAY!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:54,
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Hurray for fricken lazors!(
crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:02,
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Easiest way to win that gameknock your opponent off the wall so the shark chews them up. A nice leisurely climb for you.
Excellent stuff!
(Excellent stuff!
Joliet,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:55,
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or take the helicopter ride to the top of the bridge Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:55,
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hahaha YES click
( Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:55,
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But is it real? idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink.,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:28,
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Gordan?Hahaha Oh yes!
Saw this film at the weekend. Enjoyed it muchly actually.
(Saw this film at the weekend. Enjoyed it muchly actually.
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:36,
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I posted before my brain got involvedit happens alot
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:37,
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Really?Not as schlocky as Da Vinci then?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:42,
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hahahawhy doesn't he just shut his mouth for two seconds
( Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:36,
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Too hard to give head with your mouth closedEdit: This comment brought to you by the 'what are you, 12?!' Association.
Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:37,
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And also mind pissage Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:37,
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because he's a professional cock-smoker? Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:37,
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Ohhhh Gordie Gordon DanglechinPut his willy in the bin
That's my name for Hazel Blears
Her nose fell off, all wet with tears
I am a POETIC GENIUS.
(That's my name for Hazel Blears
Her nose fell off, all wet with tears
I am a POETIC GENIUS.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:38,
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lovely! A* work there.I parked opposite Hazel Blears' house in Salford recently. She lives in a rather nice bit, funnily enough. Well, if she's ever actually there.
( enceladus,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:44,
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Ooooh, thanks sir.I expect she would, even though I'm not sure I believe there's a nice part of Salford.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:45,
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it's basically a couple of nice streetssurrounded by chavvy hinterland...
( enceladus,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:48,
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and if enceladus wasn't already on the list, he is now:D
( discomeats This canoe,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:48,
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HAIKU SLAMBrit PM a joke,
The whole government are bent,
Sun shines tomorrow
(The whole government are bent,
Sun shines tomorrow
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:45,
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MPs are rubbisheveryone seems surprised- why?
I saw this coming.
(I saw this coming.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:46,
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Your Haiku is ace.I really really liked it.
I wish I could do
them. Damn! Thanks for acting as the sheepdog and rushing back to get a missing member of the flock (me) on Sunday. You are a gent!
(I wish I could do
them. Damn! Thanks for acting as the sheepdog and rushing back to get a missing member of the flock (me) on Sunday. You are a gent!
enceladus,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:48,
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You're?!YOU'RE?!
*writes a letter to the local authorities*
(*writes a letter to the local authorities*
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:48,
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hmmm? Oh god, I wish I hadn't agreed to mark those GCSE scripts, now... ;)
( enceladus,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:49,
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Cheating. Terrible cheater. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:50,
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thats alright, I never leave a man behind :)Sock on the TV
Mould growing on a tea cup
Please, tidy your room
(Mould growing on a tea cup
Please, tidy your room
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:54,
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Leave it as it isDust on dust makes it no worse
Quentin Crisp once said
(Quentin Crisp once said
enceladus,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:58,
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Should be a book here
I know it must be somewhere
It's in the freezer
(I know it must be somewhere
It's in the freezer
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:01,
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I must interruptI am sorry for this but....
....shit, I've forgotten
(....shit, I've forgotten
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:04,
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He is the worlds most powerful mouth breather.'Specially since bush went, where's that you tube link of him mouthbreathing?
(,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:40,
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I hate it when that happens.TJ: My (s)hitlist at work is really growing, and I'm starting to wonder if I really do work with a bunch of dickheads or if it's me that's got the problem.
What action do the panel suggest I take in order to relieve this feeling?
(What action do the panel suggest I take in order to relieve this feeling?
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:36,
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but over whom? Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:43,
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Pfffft hahahahahahahahaha!And ew.
Now I feel dirty - and not in a light-hearted sexual assault sort of way, neither.
(Now I feel dirty - and not in a light-hearted sexual assault sort of way, neither.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:45,
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not with Hazel Blears it ain't.Though it's offset by the interview I read with The Wife(TM) in Empire this morning.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:53,
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christ I would do horrible things to that womanlike hide her slippers on a cold morning
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:02,
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You, young man, can sit back down and get on with your revision.She is mine, entirely mine, and nothing but mine.
Now bugger off.
(Now bugger off.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:04,
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Randomly make goofy faces at them when anyone looks your wayIt'll make you feel better and after a few days of it, they'll probably avoid you.
(,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:38,
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Sadly that's kind of my natural state anyway. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:40,
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In that caseYou work with a bunch of dickheads.
Find a better job or offer condoms.
Once the trash bags stop twitching, problem is solved.
(,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:41,
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Find a better job or offer condoms.
Once the trash bags stop twitching, problem is solved.
Machine gun the whole place.Then go to Subway for a meatball sandwich?
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:38,
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sounds promising ... Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:42,
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look for someone in the rain without an umbrella and let them shelter under your nosethe good deed will make you feel better...
/I'm an arsehole blog
(,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:39,
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/I'm an arsehole blog
omg ive got a big nose lololololllollol!!!!!Jesus. Aren't you at university or something? Shirley you've grown into political satire and "omg random!!!!" jokes?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:41,
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someone criticised my humour as 'undergraduate' after I dicked the new whiteboard.i should grow up, but then I knew the first response would be 'wank'
have you considered a different job?
(,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:46,
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have you considered a different job?
AshallyMine was a very funny parody of the series of Bottom Live shows starring Rik Mayall and Ade Edmondson.
So :OP
:O)
(So :OP
:O)
Joliet,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:50,
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I'm starting to think that simply killing everyone is the way forward.It seems the longer I live the more shitness I want to kill in absolutely everyone I meet.
I actually quite enjoy my job. It's the people.
I know everyone's stupid but really?!
(I actually quite enjoy my job. It's the people.
I know everyone's stupid but really?!
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:51,
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...singing...I'm just a fella, a fella with an umbrella, looking for a girl who saved her love for a rainy day
'bout 2 minutes into the clip
('bout 2 minutes into the clip
Joliet,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:43,
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*English people everywhere rejoice*edit: that was FUNNY, damn it. Alright, fuck you all then.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:27,
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Is it the monkey made out of smiley faces in Jahled's pics? Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:32,
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No. That's Watchmonkey, Emvee's own.Although they did sleep together. Watchmonkey and Barbarossa, not Emvee and the monkeys. Well, hopefully.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:33,
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I wouldn't put money on that last one not being true, between you and me Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:34,
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:SSticky monkey.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:34,
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I hoped you would.However now I have to murder you in the coldest of blood because you still haven't said how hilarious it is.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:34,
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I couldn't finish typing for laughing*wipes away tears* ;)
( enceladus,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:35,
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Nice save, sir, nice save. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:35,
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There's quite the photo of you at the bash on Flickr.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:40,
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Hah, that's my generic 'can't really smile so not going to try face'This one is better though (and doesn't make me look about twelve)
(,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:44,
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Ooh, you look likeum... buggerit, what's his name?... BEN! My mate Ben... who you don't know... so... carry on
*whistles*
(*whistles*
Joliet,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:46,
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You've obviously been designed for some insane war.Cigarette time.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:47,
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The best kind of war.There's zeppelins raining molten lead and fire on everything, and men mounted on lions bursting through people's windows.
(,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:49,
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Whilst you cackle maniacally and suck on your capri-sun.STILL cigarette time.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:51,
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Argh, I just realised as well as making me look about twelve, that photo makes me look like hexachordal.I'm taking my own life.
Is something going to happen?*wait for something to happen*
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:27,
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Hello. I'd just like to say that I'm still very disappointed that you're not a girlbut I'm slowly getting over the pain.
Edit: Also, that's a really smashing blouse.
(Edit: Also, that's a really smashing blouse.
Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:29,
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Hello. I'd just like to sayWhat?
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:30,
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Ignore the blouse thingI was just being silly because what I really wanted to say is YAY MY NEW BOOTS ARE HERE!!!
...but felt it was all a little 'hello, here's something about me'
(...but felt it was all a little 'hello, here's something about me'
Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:32,
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Truth be told I AM wearing a smashing blouse todayNice boots by the way.
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:33,
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YAY!I have a bit of an odd history for actually doing that. I was sat bored in halls once and starting thinking about one of the other girls on my course, she was sometimes quite down about stuff so I sent her a text saying 'don't cry', turns out that it really freaked her out because she'd just started crying.
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:36,
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Which ones are they?Show me show me show me.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:35,
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Okay, hang onThey are these ones, arrived this morning. Originally I wanted some big clompy ones like that for my birthday but got distracted by these
Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:38,
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Both rather nice :) Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:44,
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hymennnnnnnnnnnnnn Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:32,
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Looks broken to me...Noonage all.
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:32,
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Google is such a filthy pervertIt started off all good-intentioned, but then the fame and the rich lifestyle got to it. Of course, then it started hanging around with Ebay, and we all know what THEY're like...
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:33,
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I blame youtube. Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:35,
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sometimes they have to battle with their conscience, like with chinese bloggersthen they go "HAHAHAHAHA $$$$YUAN$$$$YUAN$$$"
"HAHAHA FUCK THEM"
Corporate motto: "DO NO EVIL"(beta)
("HAHAHA FUCK THEM"
Corporate motto: "DO NO EVIL"(beta)
discomeats This canoe,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:47,
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It works!*pens*
*gets the next Britain's got Pop Idol Get me out of Here winner to sing it*
*profits*
(*gets the next Britain's got Pop Idol Get me out of Here winner to sing it*
*profits*
Joliet,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:37,
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If you don't think this song is the greatest song ever, I will fight you!Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
gonna grab some afternoon delight.
My motto's always been; when it's right, it's right.
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night.
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day.
And you know the night is always gonna be there any way.
(gonna grab some afternoon delight.
My motto's always been; when it's right, it's right.
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night.
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day.
And you know the night is always gonna be there any way.
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:30,
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i know a bloke who ..tattooed Hell's Angles on his arm
Twat :D
(Twat :D
cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:30,
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SIX HUNDRED AND SIXTY SIX DEGREESOF PAAAIINNN
( hexachordal la la la la la,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:30,
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This joke seems to be rather protracted! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:33,
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Frankly I think we should just draw a line under these stationary punsedit: with a ruler, obviously
( The Coast Of Yemen,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:35,
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