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"Here he comes to save the day!!!!"
Mon premiere .GIF avec le coq magenta...
How else do you think it stays up?
3rd time lucky, eh?;-)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:50,
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hey - no worries.Got there in the end...
Welcome/Chair/Kitten/Hotel California/etc !
(Welcome/Chair/Kitten/Hotel California/etc !
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:57,
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After all that, this is good!Personally I'd have done away with the magenta and the anim, but hey ho.
Pull up a croissant, welcome to b3ta
(Pull up a croissant, welcome to b3ta
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:51,
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lacks kittens:D welcome!
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camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:52,
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The whole thing is a big pile of dead mangled kittens Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:53,
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after Camp Freddy launched the Google thread down there, I was about to start looking for Giraffesto do a giraffe/cockatoo combo (Girafftoo?)
what IS the internet coming to?
(what IS the internet coming to?
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:55,
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girls tits, by the look of itpeople come to much worse on the internet. much, much, much worse.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:57,
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I wonder what's the highest rated deviant search item? bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:58,
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No, you've got Google's search options wrongThis is a new Beta thing they've been testing.
(,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:11,
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snatch landrovers
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:00,
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arf!noon chapster
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:01,
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'noonjust having a bite of lunch, spicy smokey sausage wraps.
mmm...
what you got?
(mmm...
what you got?
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:10,
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with added scotch*hic*
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:34,
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That's your porn name, isn't it? J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:01,
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Mine's Pixie Dixon:)
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:02,
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*restrains self from doing joke*:)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:08,
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you've seen my work then? Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:12,
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I got the box-set for Christmas.Pfft - 'box-set'
/gets coat
(/gets coat
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:14,
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was it a well used box? Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:15,
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Hahahaha!It was indeed.
:D
(:D
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:16,
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Chuckle brothers rimming Toney the Tiger
monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:02,
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Lesbian Giraffes gone wild.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:03,
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Its disgusing!...who searches for girls aloud!...
( w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:57,
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.....mmm giraffes.
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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:59,
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*ahem*what IS the internet my search history coming to?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:58,
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that's google's stats young man. not mineIf it was mine it would be "Felicity Kendall in stockings and suspenders covered in baby oil eating a wafer thin mint in a seductive manner"
*ahem*
(*ahem*
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:00,
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Good grief man!Wasn't that DVD of 'The Good Life - Director's Sexy Cut' enough for you?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:02,
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..."Results 1 - 10 of about 305,000 for Felicity Kendall in stockings and suspenders covered in baby oil eating a wafer thin mint in a seductive manner. (0.47 seconds)"
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twig Save 6 Music,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:02,
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hehe- what?How about "Fiona Bruce in a vat of custard wrestling with Jorja Fox?"
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:04,
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Second hard on of the day!bbs.
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:06,
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Dammit"No results found for Fiona Bruce in a vat of custard wrestling with Jorja Fox."
( twig Save 6 Music,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:09,
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that's why we have PSget on it now!
( camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:14,
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can't you do it?I'm busy pretending to be a teenage boy on Facebook
( twig Save 6 Music,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:15,
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how strangei'm pretending to be a teenage girl.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:16,
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Oh andI'm pretending to be a sexual predator.
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:20,
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mmmmm Sarah from CSIshe'm lovely.
Her and the lass from mythbusters...
(Her and the lass from mythbusters...
chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:11,
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^ see alsoOlivia Wilde.
Mmmmmmmmmm.
(Mmmmmmmmmm.
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:13,
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Indeed.But I prefer Lisa Edelstein.In fact, I love her.
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:17,
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Oh, yes. Series One of the West Wing...Her appearances make it worth the purchase on their own.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:19,
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good lordi think i've just cum.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:12,
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giraffes in bras!
The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:58,
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giraffesare more popular than girls aloud.
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:58,
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Haha.Accueillir à b3ta, force sur un coq et un chaton un magasin, vous ne mangerez jamais de feuille.
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:55,
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Yay!Also - TJ: I've just got CS4 finally. What tutorials do you sluts recommend - seeing as previously I only had CS2? Photoshop mainly.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:55,
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showoff!they won't splash out here, even though the number of times we have to go back to the client asking them to retro save is increasing exponentionally
*grumbles*
(*grumbles*
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:57,
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Oh this isn't at w**k. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:04,
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i do hope that it is a fully legal copyas we don't break the law round these parts.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:14,
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Of course.I deliberately paid over the odds for it to make sure.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:32,
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get the tutorial for reinstalling CS2 and not being so posh drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:58,
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I'm scared of later versions of photoshopI like my imageready and knowing how most things work.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:00,
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Bless Adobe.They took the whole ImageRready stuff and shoe-horned it into Fireworks.
That made a load of sense. Actually, not so much :(
(That made a load of sense. Actually, not so much :(
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:04,
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I've been using AfterEffects at work recentlyI think it's designed for computers that have 467.4 TB of RAM. Any source clip over 10MB and my computer has a stroke.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:08,
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Premiere in CS4offers the same 'functionality'.
Grrrr.
(Grrrr.
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:09,
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bahI've been wrestling with Premiere 2 recently too, but I won yesterday. yeeeah.
I'm going to have to go off and do some work/crash-dodging now I fear.
(I'm going to have to go off and do some work/crash-dodging now I fear.
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:18,
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Racist. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:03,
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huzzahwelcome etc
(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:58,
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hahahaNot seen that before. Brill.
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:00,
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I love thisI almost want to have its babies
( camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:15,
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MIghty Mouse stole their flagSo now one of them is dicking themselves?
Now that's patriotism!
(,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:01,
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Now that's patriotism!
Gotta love a superhero who sings his own theme tune.
Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:03,
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HahahahahahaWin
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:45,
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Oh the huge manatee, etc.Nicely!
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:45,
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POUR LES HOMMES
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:50,
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Awww, look at his little smile! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:47,
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He needs hugs :D!
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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:52,
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I recognise that hippo...
Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:05,
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Buoyancy problems ahead I fear.Woo.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:50,
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Don't go anywhere, I'll be with you in a minute...*hunts for spanging pan*
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Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me.,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:52,
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coming soon?
source image - weird japanese, no idea what was going on but I was searching for jelly babies when this popped up....
camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:28,
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'searching for jelly babies'interesting euphemism...
;-)
(;-)
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:29,
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I was searching for jelly babiesall over a picture of Winona Ryder.
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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright.,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:30,
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Oi.You leave Winny out of this.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:34,
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You got the mop there?Ewww, it's got on my shoes :(
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:35,
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nicely shopped!that is so weird
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:29,
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thank you - I'm learning all the timenow I feel hungry.
( camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:36,
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er noI feel ill now :S
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:39,
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Wow, I disappear for 10 minutes and my thread becomes super-massive!Who'd have thunk it.
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:39,
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if you stop touching itit will get smaller again.
( camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:42,
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Jelly babies.Yeah right ;p
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:29,
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or something... wish I could rememberI certainly didn't google "weird japanese head octopus women"
pfft!
(pfft!
camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:32,
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:)" I certainly didn't google "weird japanese head octopus women".....so far this morning "
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:34,
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but I did google some pornand then had a wank
( camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:37,
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... is the correct answer!:D
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:38,
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but only in some circlesDoes b3ta really corrupt absolutely?
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:40,
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Pretty much, yeah. J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:41,
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yeahyou'd get this:
probably NSFW at all
(probably NSFW at all
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:36,
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if it has no head...how can it be japanese? Are certain things different that I don't know about?
also:I did just google that and first page had a picture of someone with an octopus up their arse which I won't link because well, just because.
(also:I did just google that and first page had a picture of someone with an octopus up their arse which I won't link because well, just because.
camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:41,
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very much thisyou couldn't make it up!
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:48,
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First hard on of the day!bbs
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:31,
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That's better.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:32,
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You may want to reconsider that diet, you know... J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:21,
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I instantly thought 'avatar porn' monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:32,
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though a bit of lesbo/fish action would get the board flowing againI did it so I could learn how to make things blue in ps.
*sticks to excuse*
(*sticks to excuse*
camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:34,
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have you ever dated a woman?Cos I have, just to see what it's like.
They are nuts. My ex-gf turned into a stalker!
I prefer men and their man cocks personally.
(They are nuts. My ex-gf turned into a stalker!
I prefer men and their man cocks personally.
camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:44,
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I dated a pistachio oncegood snack that was.
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:55,
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off to see it in a few hours, cannae wait mon! HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:45,
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It's great! Enjoy.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:52,
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did you see a different version then?the version I saw was utter gash
(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:58,
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Are you a purest for the source materialor did it offend you for other reasons?
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:59,
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it didn't offend me, because it isn't a direct translation of the original source materialbut it didn't live up to the generated hype about it,
a lot more style over substance, and the style wasn't all that great either.
/humble opinion on the internets only mind you
(a lot more style over substance, and the style wasn't all that great either.
/humble opinion on the internets only mind you
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:02,
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thankfully I didn't, I was going to see it anywayI just hoped for a lot more...
... and then there was the dancing...
(... and then there was the dancing...
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:09,
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haha, no, THIS is super-marmite...(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:11,
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\o/Excellent news!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:16,
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this!I've just been to the Dentist and all my teeth hurt
*edit* and yes I did.
Ow, my teeth really hurt!
(*edit* and yes I did.
Ow, my teeth really hurt!
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:19,
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Is it safe? The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:24,
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Pfft!Nice one, Archie.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:25,
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usually yespardon? what's going on?
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:26,
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all explained here...(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:28,
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I've never seen that film:)
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:31,
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:28,
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Is it 2.30 already?
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:27,
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It better not be.I'll have missed my interview, if so.
*crosses everything*
(*crosses everything*
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:28,
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tooth-hurty = 2.30= dentist time...
geddit???
(geddit???
camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:29,
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Yeah, I know...I was buying time while I looked for the larger of my spanging pans.
:)
(:)
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:31,
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oooh, good luck fella :) The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:29,
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Interviewoh, good luck with that sir
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:30,
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Thanks, chap!You coming along tomorrow?
SayYesSayYesSayYesSayYesSayYesSayYesSayYesSayYesSayYes
(SayYesSayYesSayYesSayYesSayYesSayYesSayYesSayYesSayYes
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:46,
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The dialogue is so dull isn't it?You spend the whole time not listening to what they're actually saying, just trying to identify the voices.
"That's Babs Windsor isn't it? What's she doing in this piece of shit film?"
("That's Babs Windsor isn't it? What's she doing in this piece of shit film?"
Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright.,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:20,
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the visuals were initally great, a real spectaclebut the novelty wore off after a short while, and then I tried to settle into the story/script etc, but it didn't 'gel' for me. but hey ho, can't please all people.
But... The dancing...
(But... The dancing...
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:22,
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Well, my friend was underwhelmed, but I really enjoyed it :)
(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:02,
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It's mehIf you put your fingers in your ears it would be one of the most beautiful films evah. But Alice is excruciatingly poor and the script is... average at best, and there's breakdancing >.<
(
simbosan is too tired,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:07,
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Fuck off...breakdancing, really? What kind of fuckery...
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:09,
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Breakdancing? o_0Please tell me that's not so....
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:10,
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The subjects of Wonderland refer to it as "Fotterwacking"I refer to it as "Oh fuck, he's doing it again! Somebody stop him!"
( Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright.,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:18,
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:(I booked tickets yesterday. Dammit.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:20,
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you'll probably love it though, so don;t go in with pre-conceived ideas from us old grumpiesas Toasty said up there, it's a very 'Marmite' film, probably one of the biggest Marmite movies of the last few years (along with Avatar, of course)
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:25,
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:)Oh, I dunno... I'm one of the old grumpies!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:30,
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I refer to it as 'time to go get popcorn again or go for a piss-wacking' The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:23,
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Oh dear. I don't like dancing in films.YOU HEAR ME, HOLLYWOOD!? NO. DANCING.
( The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:17,
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except Breakdance 2 Electric Boogaloo of course HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:20,
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Well of course.And Bollywood can do it if they like, I understand that's essential.
But I should say : Spiderman 3!
(But I should say : Spiderman 3!
The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:23,
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that would meanDirty Dancing is now just plain Dirty, and Costner's 2nd best film is ...With Wolves
( twig Save 6 Music,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:20,
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I would watch a film called "With Wolves" in a heart beatI imagine everyone would just end all their lines "...with wolves".
( Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright.,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:22,
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"What's that coming over the hill?!!?""Wolves!"
"Oh no, lets hide in this shop!"
"We can't" "Why not!!" "...Wolves"
("Oh no, lets hide in this shop!"
"We can't" "Why not!!" "...Wolves"
The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:24,
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" I need to go peel the spuds for dinnerwith Wolves"
( Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright.,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:26,
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It would have been great if they'd done that with Dirty Dancingit'd have just been called Dirty
and everyone would have sat about in chairs
edit: and there would have been mindpiss
(and everyone would have sat about in chairs
edit: and there would have been mindpiss
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:23,
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Sounds like'H-Block - The Protest Years'
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:25,
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hahahaI bet you can get that on Betamax
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:26,
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Dirty, dirty chairs... The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:26,
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But you can't see it yetThe British poster clearly states at the bottom, the date '3/5/10' which is, in Britain, the 3rd of May, which is a Monday this year.
Clearly, either:
you are off to see some sort of pirate copy; or,
the Americans are trying to infect the rest of the planet with their illogical date system - the one that only they use.
(,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:18,
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Clearly, either:
you are off to see some sort of pirate copy; or,
the Americans are trying to infect the rest of the planet with their illogical date system - the one that only they use.
Wunderbar!me and ms. mediocre are going to see this tonight, possibly
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:49,
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I am so looking forward to seeing this. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:50,
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One for the Imaxfor the full 'experience'
;-)
(;-)
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:52,
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I went to see this last night in 3DI fell asleep!
It always sends me to sleep, 'Blade Runner' has the same effect on me...
Mrs. Darklord wasn't impressed by my snoring!
zzzzZZzzzZzzZzzZzzzz
Great pic, btw...
(It always sends me to sleep, 'Blade Runner' has the same effect on me...
Mrs. Darklord wasn't impressed by my snoring!
zzzzZZzzzZzzZzzZzzzz
Great pic, btw...
Darklord,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:52,
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Blade Runner.... zzzzzzzzzzzvery pretty but very very dull
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:57,
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especially if you watch the wrong versionthe final Directors one was cack compared to the noir detective voice over version
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:00,
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I actually prefer the original versionwith the voiceover
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:04,
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thats what I saidthe directors one doesn't have it, and seems very sleepy
Although something tells me the original didn't have the voiceover, that was the second version to hit cinemas, along with the added happy ending from the Shining footage
(Although something tells me the original didn't have the voiceover, that was the second version to hit cinemas, along with the added happy ending from the Shining footage
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:10,
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Hehfor a moment there I thought you were saying they tacked outtakes from The Shining onto Blade Runner in order to create a happy ending.
(,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:13,
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sarcasm is very hard to read and write on the internetI assume you didn know that that was what the car driving off footage was
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:16,
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That's exactly what they did
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:17,
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eh?I want to see this now
I've only seen Blade Runner once
(I've only seen Blade Runner once
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:25,
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As if they would do that! What - they did ?
;-)
(;-)
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:23,
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The voiceover was there originallythough Scott didn't want it there.
It wasn't until 92 we got an official release of the V/O free version
(It wasn't until 92 we got an official release of the V/O free version
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:16,
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The Workprint or original Directors Cut came first (released 82 and 91)that played badly to the test audiences so they added the voiceover and happy ending
then we got the third version which was more violemt than the US release and then there were another 3 versions after that!
(then we got the third version which was more violemt than the US release and then there were another 3 versions after that!
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:19,
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It's history is even more convoluted than I thoughtand there was me thinking Scott and WB just wanted to milk it for all it's worth every ten years
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:25,
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I've tried to watch all versionsI think I may have tried to see all the versions, about 20 times each!
But unable to stay awake through any.
I even have the sound track on vinyl and CD, so I'm honestly an interested fan of the film.
But it just knocks me out when it's played!
I can't help it, it's like Heroin for film buffs! : )
(But unable to stay awake through any.
I even have the sound track on vinyl and CD, so I'm honestly an interested fan of the film.
But it just knocks me out when it's played!
I can't help it, it's like Heroin for film buffs! : )
Darklord,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:07,
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I've only managed the whole thing twiceBut I've attempted it about once a year since the first time it was tv
I LOVE the new documentary on the DVD though
(I LOVE the new documentary on the DVD though
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:08,
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Ace film. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:02,
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i like to watch it on muteand make up my own story.
Whatever i make up, it has less gigantic plot holes than the original.
(Whatever i make up, it has less gigantic plot holes than the original.
monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:10,
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hehis that a nightmare-before-christmas tree, or just a similar motif?
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:53,
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I think it's a Tim Burton tree.
(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:59,
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he often uses stuff across moviesJack Skellington is in Beetlejuice
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:04,
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looks like a sleepy hollow tree to me monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:14,
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needs more walkenalso: cowbell
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:20,
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hahaha! ace :Dthis looks like its a real love it or hate it movie - I hear from some it's utterly amazing with perfect performances, style and story. Other's have said it stinks to high heaven....
Still, I'm (hopefully) off to see avatar tonight (finally!), so I get to see if it's either as brill as some people say, or as crap as others have said...
(Still, I'm (hopefully) off to see avatar tonight (finally!), so I get to see if it's either as brill as some people say, or as crap as others have said...
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:54,
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I finally plucked up courage to see it this weekSomeone on here recently said it was a very good kids film and so that was the attitude that Mr Space Bunny and I took along with us.
After all despite our advanced ages we still go to the flicks to see kids films if we like the sound of them so we thought this was a sensible attitude to take.
And we had a thoroughly enjoyable time because of it. Had we gone with the intention of seeing a good adult-oriented SciFi/fantasy romp we would probably have walked out at the predictability of it all. But as that is a standard necessity of a film aimed at children we were expecting it and all was well.
Wish I had plumped for the normal version though. I only have good sight in one eye and much of the movie was blurred though some of the ferns really stood out in 3D. Most of the adverts I actually saw depth all the way through but not the film.
(After all despite our advanced ages we still go to the flicks to see kids films if we like the sound of them so we thought this was a sensible attitude to take.
And we had a thoroughly enjoyable time because of it. Had we gone with the intention of seeing a good adult-oriented SciFi/fantasy romp we would probably have walked out at the predictability of it all. But as that is a standard necessity of a film aimed at children we were expecting it and all was well.
Wish I had plumped for the normal version though. I only have good sight in one eye and much of the movie was blurred though some of the ferns really stood out in 3D. Most of the adverts I actually saw depth all the way through but not the film.
wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:15,
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The story is fairly rubbish, but the other stuff makes up for that.I meant in Alice, but come to think of it, I'd say the same about Avatar.
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:02,
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Avatar's story is predictable and a bit shitBut I still said "wow" when it finished.
( zoldergoose,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:02,
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I did thwe same thingwhen I saw Independence day
*shames*
(*shames*
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:07,
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Welcome to Earth!*giggles*
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:10,
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very much thisvisually, its awesome.
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:08,
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*prods*did you get my mail?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:11,
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I sort of want to see itbut I'd rather Burton did his own stuff
Chuffed that it beat Avatar's 3-D opening weekend score though
EDIT: Also... phwooor!
(Chuffed that it beat Avatar's 3-D opening weekend score though
EDIT: Also... phwooor!
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:57,
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its not hard, there are twice as many cinemas with 3d now :Dexpect that record to update for every film release for the next 2 years
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:01,
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I kind of want to see thisbut i just can't hack pikeys and chav kids with their fucking huge boxes of popcorn, even though they don't eat any of it but just buy it COZ DA TV SED 2!
3 months tiem+Blu-ray+home cinema -pikey kids = win
(3 months tiem+Blu-ray+home cinema -pikey kids = win
Victor Meldrew,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:04,
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This isn't directed at you, butpeople who complain about the cinema really get on my goat.
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:08,
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You obviously go to a nice cinema in a nice areaI didn't go to the cinema ONCE last year, for the first time in nearly 30 years.
I LOVE the cinema, but I hate it that everytime I've gone in the last few years it's always ruined by selfish cunts who think it's their right to act like twats
(I LOVE the cinema, but I hate it that everytime I've gone in the last few years it's always ruined by selfish cunts who think it's their right to act like twats
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:10,
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This Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:12,
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People like Adam Sandler and Will Smith/always acting like twats
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:13,
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I've only had people being complete twats a few times.And I generally go to the cinema about once a week.
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:14,
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well then you are extremely luckyor you only watch films with subtitles
(which doesn't work either... Crouching Tiger, two minutes in, I hear "Oh, for fucks sake it's got fucking subtitles!".
Ten minutes in "Oh, this chink talk is doing my fucking nut in", and so on)
((which doesn't work either... Crouching Tiger, two minutes in, I hear "Oh, for fucks sake it's got fucking subtitles!".
Ten minutes in "Oh, this chink talk is doing my fucking nut in", and so on)
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:23,
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I went to see the Twin Peaks prequel at the cinemaand I was the only one there - watching it on your own is massively freaky
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:28,
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It might be that I'm the twat, so I don't notice it. :D monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:31,
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move to sheffield!we have the showroom, the countries biggest independent cinema, completely twat free.
(
moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:30,
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pfftnone taken.
But the nearest cinemas to me are REALLY pikey. Great facilitates, really nice cinemas, clean etc but oh GOD THE CHAVS!
I realise i'm being really snobby but well, i'm being snobby
(But the nearest cinemas to me are REALLY pikey. Great facilitates, really nice cinemas, clean etc but oh GOD THE CHAVS!
I realise i'm being really snobby but well, i'm being snobby
Victor Meldrew,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:13,
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This is the problem with the general public.They keep using MY facilities.
MY cinema, MY restaurant, MY 'bus, MY tube.
When I went to see LOTR I, at the climax, as the camera closed in on his face and he realised What It Was He Had To Do, some bloody chav at the front's 'phone went off.
"'Ello? What? Nah - jus' watchin' some film, innit. Dunno - 'bout wizards an' shit, innit. What are you doin' tonight?"
!!!!!!!!
(MY cinema, MY restaurant, MY 'bus, MY tube.
When I went to see LOTR I, at the climax, as the camera closed in on his face and he realised What It Was He Had To Do, some bloody chav at the front's 'phone went off.
"'Ello? What? Nah - jus' watchin' some film, innit. Dunno - 'bout wizards an' shit, innit. What are you doin' tonight?"
!!!!!!!!
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:09,
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Then *you* need...
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:15,
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*buys twelfty elevens* Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:17,
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I've had a phone go off behind me many years ago at the cinemathe one ended phone conversation I heard was along the lines of 'yeah, we're watching it now, bit boring. When is he a ghost?'
the film?
The Sixth Sense.
cheers, you c*nts
In other news, I watched 'Harry Brown' last night, Michael Caine's best performance in YEARS
(the film?
The Sixth Sense.
cheers, you c*nts
In other news, I watched 'Harry Brown' last night, Michael Caine's best performance in YEARS
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:16,
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Dear Christ.See - when I'm the Grand High Poohbah, Benign Dictator Of Earh And All That Is Glorious, I'll adjust the statute laws to make murder legal in such a circumstance.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:18,
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*votes Vagabond 2010* The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:20,
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My phone went off in the cinema the other week, but it was only a text,and my text alert tone is Chewbacca. So it was hilarious.
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:24,
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hahaha, nicely :) The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:26,
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When Sam and Frodo looked like they were going to kissI shouted out 'GAY!'
Everyone laughed.
(Everyone laughed.
monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:21,
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I trust you do this in every film?There's nothing like a well-timed comment shouted out to make the whole cinema experience unforgettable.
20 GOTO 10.
(20 GOTO 10.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:26,
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Not every film, only when necessary. monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:35,
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There's no point in doing things in half-measures.Either do it at every film, or don't do it at all.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:39,
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I had a conversation with my mate on the phone,who was sitting four chairs away from me the other day.
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:43,
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I bet you won't admit to being a paedophile, though. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:46,
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I'll see your bet and raise you an orphan. monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:57,
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I attempted to go see this,but it was sold out so we went for asian food instead.
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:04,
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freddy cruger? Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:46,
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Houston, we have a problem
Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack.,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:37,
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Win! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:39,
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Houston, we have a croissant... Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack.,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:56,
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:37,
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Why is it always...WTF? bit of a departure in style here isn't it? Me likey though.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:38,
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*hides script*Eh?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:41,
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AM I DOING IT THE WAY YOU THINK I SHOULD?(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:02,
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Probably not very Tropical and more than likely Bindun but 'ningles ppl
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:28,
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:(Poor bugger.
My bro broke both his ankles a few years back. It was bad enough for him as a 20 year old.
Ningles all the same - not having a go :)
(My bro broke both his ankles a few years back. It was bad enough for him as a 20 year old.
Ningles all the same - not having a go :)
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:29,
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I know I feel awful using someone's misery for my comedy but hey it's b3ta !! :DBut broken feet must be an awful thing to put up with.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:31,
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Yep - that's b3ta for you :DMy bro got by crawling everywhere for the best part of a month.
Hauling himself up on to the toilet was apparently one of the more degrading and exhausting aspects of the ordeal...
(Hauling himself up on to the toilet was apparently one of the more degrading and exhausting aspects of the ordeal...
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:43,
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I'm not really a heartless bitch you knowI've been a homecarer and looked after people with bad arthitis and such and I know how debilitating it can be - especially as my husband has chronic pancreatitis and usffers an immense amount of pain everyday.
But we should always laugh through this crap we endure else what's the point of living.
Sorry about your brother I hope I haven't offended you or anybody else.
(But we should always laugh through this crap we endure else what's the point of living.
Sorry about your brother I hope I haven't offended you or anybody else.
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:02,
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He must be a tough old bugger.80-odd years old, fell three floors and gets away with broken ankles. That's pretty good going, in anyone's book.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:36,
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He'll be back on his feet in no time ;)Maybe he'll ask for lift home?
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:38,
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was Kathy Bates at the bottom of the liftshaft? Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:39,
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hehehe....She lives there....
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:40,
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*pours Bisto down liftshaft* Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:43,
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Hahaha !Obviously fake though - that's clearly not a Williams F1 Lift !
Love
Joan
xx
(Love
Joan
xx
The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:30,
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I wonder if this dinner time will be as exciting as yesterday'sUnofficial competitionette????
If someone lives in the area, could they take a picture of the offending shop and post a reasonably sized jpeg of it on this thread (limit 800x800px, 120kB) so that we can then have a time grafittiing it and so on.
it won't..he's banned.and the idea's shit
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:16,
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Teh B3atles.Banned on the run.
(can't be arsed to fire up paint)
((can't be arsed to fire up paint)
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:17,
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What - can we give them some free advertising?I don't think so.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:17,
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What happened?I take a day off b3ta and has world war III kicks off? Jaysus you guys :/
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:19,
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it was all free phones and hippos yesterday
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:20,
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Damn did I miss out on a once in a lifetime offer of a free hippo?You can never get enough free hippos :D
Morning Prodigy
(Morning Prodigy
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:36,
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not even.uninspired spam.
it's no super heroes funny video baby dog heros drole bebe
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:23,
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cut away and stitched on Its «dges, or mVrt'ly touched viith a whltg »r-
grindle piping; andsleuves Unit are worn out postcard 12 Years In Mail.
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(,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:29,
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amusement. • Perhaps you have a tame balloon or, maybe, a few spare
snnkes to huff Into the trenches as power hammers, and power Is to be
g*w*»i*r from the-flow-of « t a w»«w from the rooms of houses;
Suggestions are also-a-foreigner who submitted an engine^
rDY*nt the target. If so, pack In brown paper and contain trained
•cormorants to fly to Essen Also. Elimination of Large Collars
Adds to Conservation «( , Dress. Qsosls.-j
In the elimination of non-essentials, Doctor-fieland, Once- Canada's
Postmaster General,.Cannot'„ -" See DJing Wife,
n-vast-prtxTss vf-rvforro going on throughout the continent nnd
-touching jesety Jnduslry.a »VW»« ftudj* that fashion penults her to-mutt.
the-collar »nd_cut oB ier *Ie,cvt£ Id fiver lengths. - observes a' fashion
This is nn admirablp aid to. re-forming clothes. A bad neckline" mny be
cut away and stitched on Its «dges, or mVrt'ly touched viith a whltg »r-
grindle piping; andsleuves Unit are worn out postcard 12 Years In Mail.
-- Poughkecpsle, N., Y.—M
You want inspired SPAM!
Filter-busting text in a genuine email I got years ago.
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:32,
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you've been warned beforestop it or you're bard
( twig Save 6 Music,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:47,
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mega dik is the fucking shit manFOR BONERS
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:54,
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But why?Anyhow, looks like they're in Watford. I'm sure as hell not going there.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:20,
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I thought it might liven up dinner time.I was nothing more than an idea anyway.
Brainstorming - we're not allowed to say that any more, are we?
(,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:22,
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Brainstorming - we're not allowed to say that any more, are we?
where the white women at?
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:24,
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best comedy racist filmevar!
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:26,
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up yours ni**er!! :D
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:28,
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ok, we'll take the blacksbut we won't take the Irish!
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:31,
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yeah, i heard it offends the mongs and spastics monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:24,
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what are they doing in the meeting? Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:25,
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Pie & Chipslivens up dinner time. Why would you want more?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:26,
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A jacuzzi of ideas...is my personal favourite.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:30,
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That's an awesome imageI hope you don't die in some horrendous accident involving a Laplander
(,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:22,
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I only learned the other daythat a girl I know here is a Lapplander. She's not half cute.
( boris the spider,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:30,
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No I said... "Lap DANCER"there's a difference :D
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:34,
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you are edykiddyaicmfp
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:26,
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I really don't see the point in doing that mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:36,
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I know it was originally a soprano piece, but I'm sure you will forgive me.... You will forgive won't you?
benkai Doing nothing as of ...,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:47,
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Atomic Spanging Missile on its way to you.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:49,
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Well at least i can dump this here....
w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:25,
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HahahahaFantastic.
EDIT: Fantastic. I was image searching scarves for a post and I found this.
(EDIT: Fantastic. I was image searching scarves for a post and I found this.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:35,
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NAWKS!!!
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:47,
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hahahahahaha! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:37,
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I bet he just loved it in the greenhouse.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:37,
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You have something against Petunia cultivation using greenhouses?;)
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:42,
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Fancy a quick burn?
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:56,
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We used to use that at school as "code" for going for a, erm ... fag.Wasn't the most imaginatative code, I grant you.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:59,
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Also not a phrase best employed in New York.'Just nipping out for a quick fag' tends to be misconstrued.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:51,
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Not tonight darlin' am washin' me air init.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:02,
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He said 'burn', not 'bum'Although granted they do look similar.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:09,
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But the inferrence was much the same
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:23,
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Splendid stuffMinor TJ: Linky for Joe S and any other b3tan zombies around this morning:
b3ta.com/links/Houseparty_of_the_Dead_V
(b3ta.com/links/Houseparty_of_the_Dead_V
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:40,
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\o/top night, sir.
lady S was gutted she couldn't come
(lady S was gutted she couldn't come
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:57,
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Thank you for your support, sir!glad you enjoyed it - will have to catch up with Lady S at some point :)
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:14,
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Ha!Just out of curiousity, has anyone here had any experience of getting a book published?
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:42,
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Glad I could help.
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:45,
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Best exchange ever. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:48,
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I think you mean 'Nope!'
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:48,
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Aha!I was just curious as I'd like to write a spot of fiction and wondered how to crack into that racket...
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:50,
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my brother-in-law is a tv comedy writerhe's written a book though, but his agent/editor chopped it about so much that he decided to self-publish
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:04,
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Awesome (the comedy-writing bit)Must be a grand job.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:16,
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yerhe does 2 hours a day in the afternoons - the BBC just say "Think of funny stuff, and we'll pay you"
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:26,
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If you think you can turn your hand to drama, the BBC are great.They'll give unsolicited scripts a read, and they're always producing stuff by new writers. Have a look around: www.bbc.co.uk/writersroom/
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:51,
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Nope!Me again.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:53,
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I have read some books, if that's any help.
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:56,
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From my ex's experience,A good agent is really the only way to go. Vanity Publishing (doing it yourself) tends to end up just costing you money, and not getting a 'deal'.
Or should I have said 'Nope'?
(Or should I have said 'Nope'?
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:57,
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yes, you should have said 'Nope!'
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:58,
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I knew I'd got it wrong.Sorry.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:00,
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I did self-publish a book,but I did it through lulu.com, who print on demand, so no money has to be paid and they also list it on Amazon for free.
However, it's still rather depressing having to do all the PR for it.
Ta!
(However, it's still rather depressing having to do all the PR for it.
Ta!
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:14,
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That's the thing, the marketing and PR get taken care of through the agent.getting it to book fairs and the like.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:16,
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nopebut mrs monstrinho likes to post her writing shenanigans on writing.com they have a big community of people trying to get published. I'm sure they have advice. fugly website though.
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:06,
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Ah, I shall have a peek.Ta!
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:13,
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NopeActually yes I am Jeffrey Archer.
I mean nope.
(I mean nope.
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:11,
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First class to Hull, pleaseI understand the tabloid press are willing to pay top dollar for a current and 100% genuine pic of kiddie murderer and alleged pedalo Jon Venables.
Sorted.
(Sorted.
Scaryduck LIKES EGG,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:17,
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Last week, he was arrested for visiting MerseysideThen it was, he tried to contact the Bulger parents
Then it was, he beat up someone at work
Now, he had kiddie porn on his computer...
Face it, media, YOU DON'T KNOW why he was arrested, but it's much easier to just lie isn't it?
I also like the fact the media, and large portions of the public, bang on about "law-abiding citizens" having a right to know something THE LAW has said they can't.
*gets back in my box*
EDIT: Nice tashe
(Then it was, he beat up someone at work
Now, he had kiddie porn on his computer...
Face it, media, YOU DON'T KNOW why he was arrested, but it's much easier to just lie isn't it?
I also like the fact the media, and large portions of the public, bang on about "law-abiding citizens" having a right to know something THE LAW has said they can't.
*gets back in my box*
EDIT: Nice tashe
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:23,
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Pffft nice one Jack.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:25,
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We should have hanged him when he was 10. Killing children is wrong. Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:25,
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HahahaI have the solution. Make it legal for canibalism to exist in starving 3rd world countries thus solving the world's starvation and prison overcrowding problems!
Vote for RG!
(Vote for RG!
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:27,
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*Votes*
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:28,
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What do you mean make it legal?Surely those 3rd world, uncivilised types already do that?
/PrincePhillipBlog
(/PrincePhillipBlog
superspang holding in his turd since,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:02,
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*About to respond**Sees what you did there*
( Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:29,
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;)I paraphrased a Daily Heil reader...
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:34,
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I heard he got arrested for giving etch-a-sketches to stoats on a Wednesday. riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:25,
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I heard it was for putting to many bay leaves in his stewand then eating them all rather than taking them out before serving.
( Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright.,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:27,
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I heard it was because he'd rotated 17 goats by less than 47 degrees. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:29,
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Outrageous!Everybody knows you have to rotate goats well passed 47 degrees to get the desired effect.
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:31,
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Can't get your goat rations wrongit's basic stuff man!
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:34,
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Indeed - SCIENCE:
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:51,
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Looks more like witchcraft to me!*Runs*
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:54,
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This sickens me.Is there not end to his depravity?
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:30,
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That really isUnforgivable.
Thursday is Stoat-a-sketch day - as all proper, decent, former child murdering, law-abiding citizens are well aware.
I demand to know why I'm not allowed to know why !
(Thursday is Stoat-a-sketch day - as all proper, decent, former child murdering, law-abiding citizens are well aware.
I demand to know why I'm not allowed to know why !
The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:42,
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This.Try living in Liverpool with this shit in the news. Current rhetoric suggests that if we dont know why he is in prison he will swoop down and pluck scouse children off the streets with his blood soaked talons.
And more power to him if he does I say.
(And more power to him if he does I say.
Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:28,
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Try living in Liverpool with this shit in the news. Current rhetoric suggests that if we dont know why he is in prison he will swoop down and pluck scouse children off the streets with his blood soaked talons.
And more power to him if he does I say.
(And more power to him if he does I say.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:35,
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He was caught herding a flock of sheep over london bridge, but not being a Freman of the City, he was arrestedHe also hasn't been carrying out his required 2 hours of longbow practice as all of us over 14 are required to do.
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:30,
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The country's gone to the dogs, I tell yer,and it hasn't even bought insurance for them.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:57,
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It was something REALLY SERIOUSso I expect he'd overfilled his bin or something
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:35,
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Left the metal tops on the bottles he put out for recycling... ..wil,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:39,
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I got a random text from a number I didn't know telling me his real nameand what he is being charged with.
I thought it was very strange but I dunno wether it is true or not.
(I thought it was very strange but I dunno wether it is true or not.
XLVII .uk,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:00,
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I like thisIt gives me a bulger:D
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:24,
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OofToo soon, man
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:26,
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NaaaaI've had a good 15 minutes break:P
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:27,
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Oof! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:29,
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oh god Ghostyyou're on the express non-stop service to Hull
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:36,
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I think I'm the mayor of Hull:P riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:47,
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In that case I find you strangely hot.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:50,
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Even though you are a granny.
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:51,
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My mistakeI appear to not be the mayor of Hull. The position was filled by Sandi Toksvig.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:55,
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I bet that's not all she's filled in her time...
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:57,
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offf... you bad man
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:00,
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8/10Needs more afro.
( Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:24,
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why does he remind me of John Terry? Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:26,
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He fucked your girlfriend?
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:34,
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wait while I checknope, apparently not
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:36,
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Shopped!I can tell from the lack of eyepatch, facial scar and hooks for hands.
( Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright.,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:26,
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that is a fearsome moustashe and beard combo theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:26,
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I went for the Peter Sutcliffe lookIt's what all the murderers are wearing these days
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:28,
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it's saddening to think that villains these days are no longer sporting pointy moustaches, little goatees, top hats and capes. theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:36,
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Only ZUUL.
(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:00,
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^ this.We seem to no longer be in the age of The Bounder/Cad/Ne'er Do Well.
This is a sad thing.
(This is a sad thing.
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:59,
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Indeed.Seems the best we can muster these days is Hugh Grunt shagging a prossie and John Terry shagging a ... well ... prossie ...
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:01,
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I'm sensing a pattern there, you know.Also - Is it still acceptable to call Mr Grant a 'Fop'?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:03,
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Not really.That twat that does the house-porn maybe - the one with the hair - but not Grant.
I mean - Pete BLOODY Doherty is hailed as "The last rock n' roll romantic" FFS.
Honestly - and they get all uppity when you go on the occasional well-earned killing spree.
(I mean - Pete BLOODY Doherty is hailed as "The last rock n' roll romantic" FFS.
Honestly - and they get all uppity when you go on the occasional well-earned killing spree.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:05,
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Re: DohertyTo quote Frankie Boyle:
"How come he's the world's fattest heroin addict - what does he cut it with, a Hollandaise Sauce?"
("How come he's the world's fattest heroin addict - what does he cut it with, a Hollandaise Sauce?"
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:08,
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Hahaha yeah I saw that.CF Steve Earl.
But Doherty is a twat of the highest order.
(But Doherty is a twat of the highest order.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:16,
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He's an artist, manyou just don't understand
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:24,
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I can understand the tache, but the soul patch?He has no fucking soul!
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:29,
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Its hard not to feel like a Daily Mail reader whenever you hear about this fella HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:37,
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The problem I haveis the more bile and ill-thought out hatred I read, the more I turn into a tree-hugging sandal-wearing liberal about the whole thing
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:02,
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Nice Mules, maaan.....;-)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:11,
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Liam Gallagher from shameless
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:47,
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:DHe's a whiney little kid.
Best thing about show is Mickey.
(Best thing about show is Mickey.
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:57,
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Best thing about that show is Mickey not having to watch it.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:02,
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the show hasn't been as good this season
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:02,
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is shameless the one by chaves about chavs for chavs?The sort of "Chav Degree" if you like?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:07,
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how about you look it up on google and tell me
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:10,
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he looks a bit like peter sutcliff now. Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:24,
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according to facebook todayhe raped a 19yr old lass in Warrington.
He HAS been a naughty boy hasn't he!?!?!
(,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:06,
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He HAS been a naughty boy hasn't he!?!?!
Yes...That reliable news source, Facebook.
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:15,
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I don't want to alarm youbut I think one of them is staring at you
(
Two Hats 🎩🎩,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 7:38,
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*glees*Looks like an old Spectrum game.
'ningles all.
EDIT: Are there no mods on this site anymore? Two days we've had to put up with edywank ot whatever his name is.
('ningles all.
EDIT: Are there no mods on this site anymore? Two days we've had to put up with edywank ot whatever his name is.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 8:25,
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Is your sig design to hide the call of a Pikacho? riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 8:33,
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morningles RG theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 8:54,
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morning sirMaybe we could have a public election for a couple of night mods. Contestants will be judged on how long they've been a member, knowledge of the faq and tits.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 8:55,
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I believe I'm perfect for the job mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:03,
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but we already have a moderator
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:24,
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when you see spam - please send a message via the mailus formand select "messageboard stuff" and a mod will deal with it asap.
www.b3ta.com/mailus/
(user now banned - we need people to tell us about spam - they normally do - this is how it works)
(www.b3ta.com/mailus/
(user now banned - we need people to tell us about spam - they normally do - this is how it works)
rob,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:04,
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Thank you rob! Love you, rob!...in a non-creepy way. Honest.
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:06,
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Bring on the bum sex and cayke! riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:13,
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Do I get to shout like when I see a stranger? riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:09,
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the mighty ban hammer of justice strikes downa ban hammer reinforced with cillit bang and metal extracted from the legendary spanging pan 'le spangeur'
(,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:18,
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hi rob, that's all well and goodbut out of curiosity, is there a reason you've not put a mod onto the nightshift? are you keeping a limit on the number of mods the site has? or something like that?
genuine curiosity, not a dig.
(genuine curiosity, not a dig.
boris the spider,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:22,
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You could alwaysJust ignore the twat.
( The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:04,
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The old conundrum:ignore him and you don't see his crap, but you also don't get to lol at him getting flamed.
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:10,
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Good 'ning RGCalm down, have a nice big bowl of coco pops and a mug of tea, ad it will all be OK.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:12,
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that is a slice of awesome :Dgood nings everyone!
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 8:47,
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morningmorning
morning
coffee
(morning
coffee
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 8:53,
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howdies medi
(
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 8:54,
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Is this the gay pirate flag?The last thing you'll see before a thorough bum plundering
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 8:56,
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yahaaaar ready for a "broadside matey"
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:00,
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You even manage to make stabby pirates look friendlyWhat a violent scene! Oh wait, it is OK because they are pirates!
(,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:15,
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Indeed, they may be illiterate, theiving, murdering drunken rapists.But give em a Dorset accent, and a tricorn and everything's peachy :D
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:17,
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Does it tile, though? I suspect not :( though? I suspect not :(Most woosome though. Have an early morning one of these
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:13,
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Colours! So pretty!It reminds me of those pictures we made as little kids by rubbing black crayon over coloured crayon the scraping it off.
WHY HAS NO GREAT ART BEEN MADE THIS WAY?
(WHY HAS NO GREAT ART BEEN MADE THIS WAY?
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:15,
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I saw an animation with skulls flicking on an off (but in not so many colours) yesterdayit was quite good
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:46,
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the dreams of Jeremy monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:01,
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super heroes funny video baby dog heros drole bebe
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:56,
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Here, have a bunch.Sorry the filters are menthol, but hey ho. At least the papers are thin.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 6:58,
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It's going downhill rapidly
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 6:56,
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i'm asleep right now, but i have a suggestion from a couple of years ago.(
postbear has metal knees,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 7:24,
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OK mate.As I warned you in that gaz. I am now passing your work email address to lots of porn sites and the site phone number to all the telemarketing lists I can find.
I urge other b3tards to do the same.
Dedicated Hosting:
mobilerainbow.co.uk is hosted on a dedicated server.
Domain name:
mobilerainbow.co.uk
Registrant:
Bunny Connect Ltd
Registrant type:
UK Limited Company, (Company number: 4558944)
Call Free: 0870 034 7403
E-mail: [email protected]
Registrant's address:
135 The Parade High Street
135 The Parade High Street
Watford
WD17 1NA
United Kingdom
Registrar:
1 & 1 Internet AG [Tag = SCHLUND]
URL: registrar.1und1.info
Relevant dates:
Registered on: 20-Sep-2004
Renewal date: 20-Sep-2010
Last updated: 19-Mar-2009
(I urge other b3tards to do the same.
Dedicated Hosting:
mobilerainbow.co.uk is hosted on a dedicated server.
Domain name:
mobilerainbow.co.uk
Registrant:
Bunny Connect Ltd
Registrant type:
UK Limited Company, (Company number: 4558944)
Call Free: 0870 034 7403
E-mail: [email protected]
Registrant's address:
135 The Parade High Street
135 The Parade High Street
Watford
WD17 1NA
United Kingdom
Registrar:
1 & 1 Internet AG [Tag = SCHLUND]
URL: registrar.1und1.info
Relevant dates:
Registered on: 20-Sep-2004
Renewal date: 20-Sep-2010
Last updated: 19-Mar-2009
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 8:27,
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Pretty easy to do it automated.I was actually going to make a quick call to their office to see if it can be resolved.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 8:36,
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Ah-Bunny Connect is an online marketing company specialized in Leads Generation. The company offers its services in niche industries which include finance, insurance, utilities and credit cards.
For over four years, the company has grown and excelled in the online marketing industry, offering solutions through Search Engine Optimization, Search Engine Marketing and Pay per Click campaigns.
(,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 8:40,
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For over four years, the company has grown and excelled in the online marketing industry, offering solutions through Search Engine Optimization, Search Engine Marketing and Pay per Click campaigns.
Bunny Connect is an online marketing company specialized in Leads Generation. The company offers its services in niche industries which include finance, insurance, utilities and credit cards.
For over four years, the company has grown and excelled in the online marketing industry, offering solutions through Search Engine Optimization, Search Engine Marketing and Pay per Click campaigns. a small shitty shop in Watford.
(For over four years, the company has grown and excelled in the online marketing industry, offering solutions through Search Engine Optimization, Search Engine Marketing and Pay per Click campaigns.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 8:44,
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SEO Optimisation specialists eh?A friend of mine used Bunny Connect as a marketing agency and he said they were an expensive waste of space.
He also mentioned that Bunny Connect were nothing more than spam merchants who achieved very little for his brand.
So bad were Bunny Connect at marketing, he thought that Peter Sutcliffe would have done a better job promoting his products.
It sounds like anyone who is considering engaging Bunny Connect as a marketing agency should really think carefully about the options available and probably go elsewhere..
(,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 8:45,
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He also mentioned that Bunny Connect were nothing more than spam merchants who achieved very little for his brand.
So bad were Bunny Connect at marketing, he thought that Peter Sutcliffe would have done a better job promoting his products.
It sounds like anyone who is considering engaging Bunny Connect as a marketing agency should really think carefully about the options available and probably go elsewhere..
I heard their bike is a girl's bike! riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 8:58,
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mods can you please ban this cunt?This company along with their sister website, youtring.com, icallglobe.com, bunnyconnect.com,
rupizmedia.com, rupizinfotech.com, mobilerainbow.co.uk, msols.com are scammers.
they operate numerous websites with the aim to make as much money as possible even if it means deceit and fraud.
they get a big commission from the phone companies and scam you along for months!
[edit] yay!!
(rupizmedia.com, rupizinfotech.com, mobilerainbow.co.uk, msols.com are scammers.
they operate numerous websites with the aim to make as much money as possible even if it means deceit and fraud.
they get a big commission from the phone companies and scam you along for months!
[edit] yay!!
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 8:54,
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oh just fuck off with your nasty scam site that cons people out of moneyYes, we've all read the review, now kindly take your scabby conning bullshit elsewhere.
MODS! PLEASE BRING THE BAN HAMMER DOWN!
BANG! and the spammer is gone :D
(BANG! and the spammer is gone :D
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 8:56,
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I HAVE JUST MADE A DISCOVERYblowdryers are ferrets' natural enemy.
( AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 6:24,
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Is there a way I can make money from this?
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 6:30,
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falsely sell rights to use the "a" word.You'd only usually have to work Tuesdays and what some people call "the gay shift".
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 6:34,
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nothere's already enough of this snuff on youtube
( AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 6:44,
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I really really want to make some money from this ideaDoes that change anything?
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 6:50,
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Capitalism never stops those willing to try, gronkpanGo forth.
( AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 6:59,
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I didn't mean to frustrate you, grumpy-ttssattsr.I am currently so high that I can see the computer screen from as far away as my arse. does that make sense? shit.
( AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 7:02,
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I'm very GRUMPY right now, Agent Muu.My GRUMPITUDE has hit a level which can obly de bescribed as monolithicilus mosterage.
(
Ttssattsr,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 7:43,
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I don't think there is muchthat is natural about blow driers....
( camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 8:10,
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God RouletteBeen dressing up as god...
...click below to see some of the conversations
www.flickr.com/photos/staggs28/sets/72157623590345112/
(,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 5:51,
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...click below to see some of the conversations
www.flickr.com/photos/staggs28/sets/72157623590345112/
sweet, now do Muhammad Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 5:52,
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That link is pretty funny! Also, what he said^
(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:26,
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Any ideas what this is?Hi, me lurk here long time, but never posted. Just found this on my computer and have no idea where it came from. Is there anyone there who can tell me what in the name of Delmonte is going on here??? I NEED TO KNOW!
(,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 4:57,
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It's the FUTURE"The greyhound is fitted with a harness that converts its lung movement into mechanical ventilation. The harness is non invasive and uses the dog’s rapid chest movement to pump a bellows that pushes air into the patient’s lungs.
A greyhound brought up in racing kennels usually suffers from separation anxiety after retirement. As an assistance dog, it is constantly connected to its owner by a trache tube and is never left alone.
The treadmill, using a mechanical lure that employs the dog’s previous training, functions as the interface and on/off switch."
www.revitalcohen.com/index.php?p=15
(A greyhound brought up in racing kennels usually suffers from separation anxiety after retirement. As an assistance dog, it is constantly connected to its owner by a trache tube and is never left alone.
The treadmill, using a mechanical lure that employs the dog’s previous training, functions as the interface and on/off switch."
www.revitalcohen.com/index.php?p=15
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 5:02,
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You left out the best bit. It concludes:"consequently, the rabbit explodes".
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 5:09,
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Thank god for thatI thought the Russians might be developing cyborg grayhounds. Cheers Tribs, I salute your knowledge of grayhound life support devices. Doesn't it mean if the dog dies, you die too though? You'd need at least two, in case the first one dies. (or two humans in case you died, if you're that way inclined)
(,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 5:44,
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Hence the fucking rabbit, you fool. Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 5:51,
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either way, it is very important to do this sort of thing barefoot.for safety.
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 5:54,
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I just showed this to the wifeAnd suggested we hook our rehomed greyhound up thus.
She pointed out that Greyhounds (and I can vouch for this) are very good at going flat out for 15 - 20min after which they like a nice big sleep. This bodes poorly for the patient...
At least they're thinking!
(,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 5:49,
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She pointed out that Greyhounds (and I can vouch for this) are very good at going flat out for 15 - 20min after which they like a nice big sleep. This bodes poorly for the patient...
At least they're thinking!
MaybeWhen the dog runs you can breathe normally, and when it stops running you have to go back into the coma. or something.
(,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 6:02,
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AlsoGreyhounds would be very dangerous around rear opening hosptal type garmets.
You would likely die of fright from a wet pointy nose up the arse when you least expect it
Speaking from experience - fright, not the dying bit
(,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 6:15,
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You would likely die of fright from a wet pointy nose up the arse when you least expect it
Speaking from experience - fright, not the dying bit
Fig. 2
COMPLETE SUCCESS
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 5:40,
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AN EXCITING NEW BUSINESS IS FORMED
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 5:41,
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snakeskin-effect escalators into old mens' mouths?You're fired.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 5:53,
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CAN YOU FEEEULL TH' POWWAHHH?
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 5:53,
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SORRY I AM WORKING TOO HARD TO FEEL THE POWER PLEASE SPEAK TO MY ASSISTANT
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 5:56,
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BUT WAIT, THERE COULD BE A CRAZY HUGE NUTSACK IN IT FOR YOU Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 6:00,
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I AM WILLING TO LISTEN TO YOUR PROPOSAL JUST MAKE SURE IT IS A GOOD ONE
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 6:03,
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DP,if you use the word "awesome" again,
a horde of b3tans will make sure you can only ever regard a Goatse pic through the hard-won psychological lens of Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder. Right?
(a horde of b3tans will make sure you can only ever regard a Goatse pic through the hard-won psychological lens of Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder. Right?
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 6:00,
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Shush, you.You're too scarred-up to even notice.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 6:06,
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Jeez, touchy.Didn't mean to cause offence, I only said it once. Is there something about the "a" word that is evil on B3ta?
(,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 6:07,
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Not particularly.But the aurora borealis is awesome.
The awful earthquakes that've hit Haiti and Chile were awesome.
We couldn't give a cunting fuck what language you deploy here, as long as you give it a bit of thought. Babe.
There will never be an awesome post on b3ta or anywhere else.
(The awful earthquakes that've hit Haiti and Chile were awesome.
We couldn't give a cunting fuck what language you deploy here, as long as you give it a bit of thought. Babe.
There will never be an awesome post on b3ta or anywhere else.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 6:14,
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(Obligatory dictionary definition)from collins dictionary:
adj
1. inspiring or displaying awe,
2. (Slang) excellent or outstanding
I was only trying to pay Rapitinui a compliment on his picture - the awe came from my first picture posted on B3ta being photoshopped so quickly and I found it to be both excellent and outstanding. What can I say, I'm easily awed. Sorry if it shows.
(,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 6:35,
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adj
1. inspiring or displaying awe,
2. (Slang) excellent or outstanding
I was only trying to pay Rapitinui a compliment on his picture - the awe came from my first picture posted on B3ta being photoshopped so quickly and I found it to be both excellent and outstanding. What can I say, I'm easily awed. Sorry if it shows.
hahahahaVery good example of someone standing up for himself. I approve (not that it matters a fuck whether I approve or not.)
Now, would you kindly apply a bit of your clear and obvious linguistic sense to your future posts?
And, by the way, it's not literally true that a bunch of men are going to wreak calamity upon your rectum if you deploy the "a" word again.
We'll all be elsewhere, dotted about the continents.
It'll happen on a "drip-drip" basis.
(Now, would you kindly apply a bit of your clear and obvious linguistic sense to your future posts?
And, by the way, it's not literally true that a bunch of men are going to wreak calamity upon your rectum if you deploy the "a" word again.
We'll all be elsewhere, dotted about the continents.
It'll happen on a "drip-drip" basis.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 6:47,
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And, of course, we await with bated breathyour idea of what "12 kinds of awesome" could possibly mean.
You've provided one (1) satisfactory definition so far.
(You've provided one (1) satisfactory definition so far.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 7:14,
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RELEASE THE AWESOMEIT IS NICE TO BE NICE
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:20,
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poor egg, his post got eclipsed by spamtwit.have a click.
( postbear has metal knees,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 7:26,
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