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# the FP motivated me into getting this out of my head

it's bininthere for ages, but has probably bindun
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 23:43, archived)
# Haha,
I haven't seen it before.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 23:49, archived)
# Haha! Nice bit of wit there. Here, have some unsophisticated porn.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 23:54, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 0:09, archived)
# flando smoothie
i love that name
(, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 0:20, archived)
# not my favourite one,
charlotte church slams, however...
(, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 0:24, archived)
# She bangs like a shithouse door in an Indian restaurant.
(, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 0:38, archived)
# Police preview new measures ahead of Wednesday Student march


Click for bigger (131 kb)


Met Police: "We`re not F*&king around this time!"
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:33, archived)
# Mighty Morphine Power Fucksocks
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:45, archived)
# Not F. Starr and King around
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:47, archived)
# Freddie * ?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:48, archived)
# Yes (for it is he!)
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 23:11, archived)
# Oh hai popular robot!
:D

(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 23:08, archived)
# *guilty lols*
(, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 0:36, archived)
# You heartless machine!
(, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 2:31, archived)
# troll (something) primary school?
(, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 5:32, archived)
# Bones

Ninj Edit - Imagescaled
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:54, archived)
# now that's a scary picture
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:55, archived)
# Just been listening to those number stations on Youtube.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTz9Obp9ez4&feature=related
This + ^that = spooky as fuck.

Oh, and the reason I'm listening to this? I dunno, I just find them intriguing.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:57, archived)
# This one just gave me a right set of goosebumps O_o
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:01, archived)
# ooh that's freaky
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:06, archived)
# They're really quite nice. :)
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:22, archived)
# Ahh yeah I've seen this one before. Some creepy shit right there.
I remember someone telling me that this isn't actually a number station, rather one with some post-production involved, or something.

Either way, very unsettling.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:07, archived)
# I've just clicked through a few of those... I've stopped now, I'm creeping myself right out O_o
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:09, archived)
# Yes me also.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:10, archived)
# Interesting though - I'll investigate further, maybe at the weekend, when it's daylight and stuff
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:14, archived)
# Governments use them to send messages to naughty spies in the field.
I suppose they have those weird interval tones as something distinctive to tune in to.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lincolnshire_Poacher_(numbers_station)
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:16, archived)
# *bookmarks for later*
Right, I'm off. Laters, lovely people!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:26, archived)
# Yeah, I've pretty much stopped now.
You know when you see or hear something and think "right, that's going to be following me into my sleep tonight"... XD
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:11, archived)
# T-Shirts!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:12, archived)
# Wow, I've always wanted a T-shirt referencing a number station on it! :D
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:16, archived)
# no, this
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:15, archived)
# 3:32 is the scariest fucking thing I have ever seen in my life.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:19, archived)
# delightful
 
I like the music box
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:23, archived)
# The music box is the creepiest bit!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:25, archived)
# it reminds of this intro
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:31, archived)
# oh yay someone has finally uploaded my favourite from that album
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:35, archived)
# You and I...
...we have very different musical tastes :)
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:56, archived)
# Well that was creepy.
Must be what it sounds like inside my ex's head.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:37, archived)
# I've heard children reading numbers
THAT is spooky
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:41, archived)
# Ooh I love numbers stations
I often twiddle the dials on my short wave radio hoping to pick up something... spooky.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:40, archived)
# I've been watching fringe season 3
They mention number stations, I thought they'd just made them up!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 23:28, archived)
#
(, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:28, archived)
# dammit, jim! i'm a skeleton, not a rocket scientist!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:56, archived)
# aw, your's is better
*concides*
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:58, archived)
# fuck! my ears just popped!
now i feel all dizzy :(
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:04, archived)
# *grabs*
I've got ya
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:06, archived)
# thank fuck!
had a nasty headcold all week, so my ears have been blocked up. popping means the cold is almost gone!
fuck it, i'm off to get drunk and eat cabbage.
g'night all!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:12, archived)
# 'allo son
*50p*


(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:56, archived)
# Dayve!
*glomps*
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 23:07, archived)
# Kirk has clearly been on the sauce
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:57, archived)
# He's gazing lustily at spock.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:58, archived)
# he is a burning hunk of vulcan
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:03, archived)
#
sp c
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:06, archived)
# hahaha!!!
'dammit Jim, i'm a classroom plaything, not a doctor!'
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:57, archived)
# "I'm dead, Jim!"
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:58, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:08, archived)
# Why is it always quite large in your pics?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:58, archived)
# It's either attention seeking or I don't know how to resize in GIMP
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:00, archived)
# It's not attention seeking
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:03, archived)
# image -> scale
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:23, archived)
# Thank you!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:39, archived)
#
(, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 3:16, archived)
# thats what make photoshop so great!
enhancing things that need enhancing....
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:01, archived)
# It's illegal to resize Shatner pics any smaller
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:07, archived)
# Oh of course, silly me
I must re-read the Shatner regulations
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:24, archived)
# BONER
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:27, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:30, archived)
# hahaha
Totally this^
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:33, archived)
# Awesome
I truly laughed like a spaz at this
(, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:41, archived)
# what's the craic with this skeleton chap?
i do get the star trek reference though
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:31, archived)
# I put him in the image challenge
and people liked him :{P
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:37, archived)
# shat in 'er
(, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 0:52, archived)
# An attempt to make him smile

A pretty crap attempt, but an attempt all the same.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:41, archived)
# pffft!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:43, archived)
#
I drank 3 cans of coke the other night.
I was surprised it didn't keep me awake.
But I did have a bad stomach the next day.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:44, archived)
# diet, zero,
or proper?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:45, archived)
# Proper.
I'm not a weirdo.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:46, archived)
# you're not?
*adds to list*
not a weirdo.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:48, archived)
# ummm...
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:52, archived)
# don't tell Ivesy your secrets!
he'll do some medicine on you!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:53, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:54, archived)
# voodoo man!
*caresses nibus doll*
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:59, archived)
# I think I need to go to the toilet
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:10, archived)
# Probably because you're seasonally affected.
I can usually stay awake for really long periods of time, but I just can't do it during Winter :(

Plus I'm always depressed as fuck.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:46, archived)
# serious insomnia FTW
i've suffered from it since i was a child. booze and chamomile tea both help. guess which one i prefer....
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:47, archived)
# Option C?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:49, archived)
# option c is usually drugs
which means no sleep at all and piano fingers
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:51, archived)
# piano fingers? wtf
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:52, archived)
# they wiggle around
like i'm playing the piano
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Drugs are bad m'kay
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:53, archived)
# *nods in agreement*
Especially all the "nearly MCAT but not quite" plantfood shit
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:54, archived)
# hospital weight-loss meds
they've been banned since i was prescribed them, though
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:55, archived)
# It really is a shame for me, because I consider myself more of a night person. I prefer being up during the night than day.
But with classes, body clocks and all that bollocks... =_=
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:49, archived)
# There was an article in New Scientist in 2006,
about a study that strongly indicated that some people just aren't programmed for early starts.
This article was referred to again the other week, so one must assume it's not been disproven.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:51, archived)
# Hmm, I guess that's you and me, then.
It's weird, it was never really bad when I was younger, but for the past 6 or so years it's been getting worse and worse. :S
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:54, archived)
# no matter what time i get to sleep
i get up at 9. it helps, but not much.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:52, archived)
# I have to wake up at 8 whenever I have a class. Any other day I usually wake up at half 10-11.
Most of the time, it just depends what the weather's like. If it's really shitty and cold, then I just can't wake up.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:55, archived)
# just because i don't work and have no kids
i see that as no reason to stay in bed all day, or go to the shops in my pyjamas.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:58, archived)
# Mm, it's like me over Summer then.
There was no reason for me to be up, but I pretty much had to.

I rarely ever oversleep during the Summer.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:01, archived)
# that's like me on holiday
even if i don't get back to the hotel till 7 a.m, i'm still up in time for breakfast
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:03, archived)
# It gets to the point where I don't sleep for days on end during the Summer.
Means I can get a lot more work done... you know... when I VERY RARELY have work? -_-
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:21, archived)
# So you've been up less than an hour?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:55, archived)
# 9 a.m.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:57, archived)
# Look on the briight side though...
Only three sleeps til Christmas! :D
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:50, archived)
# Yay! Christmas!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:52, archived)
# ha!
unpacked mum's shopping today, so i know one of my presents is a fantastically shiny purse :D
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:54, archived)
# I still tend to stay up too late, whatever season.
Which can make getting up for work quite unpleasant.
I'm my own worst enemy. As far as I know.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:49, archived)
# I'm something of an expert on staying up too late and hating myself the next morning :D
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:53, archived)
# This place doesn't help either.
I've been trying to cut down a bit lately.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:54, archived)
# This is my first extended /boarding in quite some time...
Xbox games don't help, especially when they're really fucking good
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:56, archived)
# Pffft tell me about it
For someone who loves bed, I cannot understand why I don't spend more time there.

Sleep deprivation can have serious health implications. So why do we fecking do it to ourselves?

Answers on a postcard please.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:00, archived)
# Jess & I used to laugh that we were like kids...
We used to stay up too late playing, then go to bed when we couldn't stay awake any longer.

Then be tired and miserable in the morning
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:03, archived)
# It's the 'getting up in the morning' where the plan falls apart, really.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:07, archived)
# I stay up late, simply, because my body clock is set to a certain amount of sleep.
For example, if I fell asleep now, I would most certainly be up again at 5am.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:59, archived)
# I stay up late because I'm silly.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:05, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:07, archived)
# hahaha!
ace!
I've been away too long.....
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:09, archived)
# You sure have...
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:11, archived)
# 'lo Ives!
How are you. How is the (not so new now) job?

Also, it's been about 30 seconds since the Michael Jackson trial (guilty) verdict. Where are the bloody posts?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:21, archived)
# tis good my dear!
you still in sarf afrikar?
whens the next jaffa challenge as well?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:23, archived)
# Yes, yes I am
No more Jaffa Challenges.

I think it was a bad challenge to expect people to eat so much sugar in one sitting and I regret it.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:28, archived)
# hmmm.....
Strongbow drinking contest instead?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:29, archived)
# Blimey no
Like this lot *waves arm around* needs more bloody encouragement!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:30, archived)
# aw man!
*shoves hands in pockets*
*kicks stone*
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:33, archived)
# Have cider and make a picture!
As long as Freebase isn't in it ;)

For a very long time, I don't think I've seen a page on the board that doesn't contain his face.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:38, archived)
# who the devil is freebase?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:40, archived)
# Just scroll down. He is everywhere
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:43, archived)
# well, someone has to be i suppose....
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:46, archived)
# Savour your ignorance while it lasts
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:56, archived)
# who the....
what!? you really have been gone a long time. i'd have sworn it wasn't *that* long.
(, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 0:03, archived)
# i'd win
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:30, archived)
# bring it on!
*cracks can open*
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:33, archived)
# i've got wine at the mo
only had £3.50. bought a bottle of cheap crap for £2.50 and a pound scratchcard. won a fiver, so it's all good.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:36, archived)
# oho!
*grabs cheese grater*
*grates some luck off monkeys arm*
boom bam.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:38, archived)
# it's not my arms that are lucky
i'll cash it in on thursday, it'll pay for a few halves of cider at the funeral
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:40, archived)
# never regret anything!
it's all experience, which can only make us better people in the long run
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:30, archived)
# ^this
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:35, archived)
# there's a crocodile on telly eating a dead hippo's penis
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:39, archived)
# Well, we've all done it
Who am I to judge?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:40, archived)
# this is very true and a bit disturbing
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:41, archived)
# I'm aroused
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:41, archived)
# i'm not surprised
Auntie knows you're a perv
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:42, archived)
# *hangs head in shame*
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:43, archived)
# don't worry
i share your shame
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:44, archived)
# That's why I made his naughty bits so tiny :D
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:43, archived)
# they'd fit in the gap between my front teeth
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:45, archived)
# AUNTIE MONKEY!!
*gasps in horror*
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:46, archived)
# heheheh
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:48, archived)
# I'm standing right here!
*replaces trousers in indignation*
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:47, archived)
# i'm doing this for your own good
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:49, archived)
# AAIEEEE!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:50, archived)
# Hello 'pots!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:25, archived)
# 'lo Prof Kenny!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:28, archived)
# How goes it, lovely lady?
Loooooooooooong time no speak!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:30, archived)
# It goes well, thanks
How about you?

I am so short of time these days that I haven't posted a pic for over two years and just dip in and out whenver I can.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:35, archived)
# ^that
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:35, archived)
# It goes very well, ta!
I'm about the same - I lurk a lot, and spend a bit of time on QotW, but I don't have time to make pictures any more...
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:36, archived)
# and you need hugs
*envelops in matronly bosomyness*
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:43, archived)
# Yay, bosomy matronlyness!
Or something :D
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:45, archived)
# :D
not as good as it used to be, i've gone from a 42 KK to a 34 C
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:50, archived)
# excellent!
and just a little bit sad also...
=D
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:52, archived)
# tell me about it :(
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:06, archived)
# isn't that your sister?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:51, archived)
# Nope.
Just your Auntie...

Also, don't call her "that", it's not nice. And she'll fuck you up!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:52, archived)
# protect me dad!!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:54, archived)
# You've gotta learn to fight your own battles, son
*hands chainmail vest and leather hat*
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:58, archived)
# that won't help
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:05, archived)
# IVES
*dusts off cobwebs*

it's really him!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:25, archived)
# *does special dance*
*is a little bit tragic*
eeop our kid!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:27, archived)
# Nibus!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:28, archived)
# Prof!
*checks time device*
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:32, archived)
# It's definitely 2011, I checked
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:33, archived)
# WHAT?!
shit!
i'm late for work!
*darts out the door*
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:36, archived)
# This just in from our 'smouth news desk
Passers by in a quiet residential street have complained to police of darts being thrown at them from a house.

One man was nearly impaled through the nostril. Speaking to Martin Daily News, he said "I was nearly impaled through the nostril! It's a disgrace, these metal kids think they can do anything!"
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:39, archived)
# what?
thats my job!!
Oi!
*darts*
heh heh heh!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:42, archived)
# noah noah, noah noah noah noah, noah noah noah noah, noah noah THERE'S NO LIMIT!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:11, archived)
# *shakes head*





*chuckles*
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:12, archived)
# i couldn't resist ;)
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:14, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:15, archived)
# :D
this brings back many happy podium-riding memories
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:17, archived)
# podium falling off for me.
*sighs*
good times.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:18, archived)
# indeed
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:20, archived)
# woo! i just found a kitkat in my coat pocket!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:25, archived)
# gissa chocolate finger!



wait....
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:28, archived)
# it's less dangerous
now i've cut all my fingernails off
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:31, archived)
# *spreads*
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:34, archived)
# Some things, a father should not see
*gouges out own eyes with KFC sporkalike*
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:35, archived)
# now you're just giving me the wronghorn
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:37, archived)
# That sounds like some sort of exotic big game...
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:40, archived)
# you keep thinking that
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:46, archived)
# my work here is done.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:44, archived)
# *takes Colin for walk*
or something
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:28, archived)
# take a baggie with you!
you know, for his.... business...

(crack)
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:39, archived)
# Bwahahahaha!
Alt title: Noah's Snark?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:15, archived)
# Pfffft
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:20, archived)
# Seamed like a good idea
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:22, archived)
# Arf! This is very good :D
(, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:16, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:24, archived)
# hahaha excellent punnage
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:26, archived)
# teh punngae!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:34, archived)
# Cutty's Arc
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:26, archived)
# Haha, aww :)
'ning, sir!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:34, archived)
# Have a Simbad
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:39, archived)
# Any springs in there?
Huh?... Got any springs?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Hahahahaha
As an aside, anyone know of any good vector picture creators? I wanna do a vector pic of the dog for me mam.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:15, archived)
# as it turns out, lphnts fucking love buns
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:26, archived)
# Needs more bollocking for
the two wasps.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:35, archived)
# Where's that fucking meteor?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:20, archived)
# i have a love for this that is both wrong and beautiful
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:23, archived)
# like most great loves...
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:25, archived)
# true
and where the fuck have you been hiding?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:27, archived)
# just on the edge of your peripheral vision
I'm inundated by dirty, dirty universtity work, so no real time for b3ta!
*kills self*
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:31, archived)
# Nooooooooooooo!!
He had so much to give!

Why, WWWHHHHYYYYYYYY????!!!!


*builds new ivesb from old KFC boxes and chicken bones*
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:33, archived)
# *gnaws on arm*
yummy!
chicken marrow.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:34, archived)
# Hahaha :D
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:35, archived)
# no, i'm afraid i simply cannot accept this.
you must quit university immediately, before latching onto a rich old baggage and shagging her to death, thus rendering yourself rich and with a studly reputation, if somewhat slutty. fame, bimbos and b3ta await.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:40, archived)
# Blimey Smash, it's like you're my sister or something.
Son, I want you to say hello to Auntie Monkey
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:41, archived)
# bloody hell, another nephew!
that's more uncomfy jumpers to knit for christmas. it's my duty as an aunt to make clothing that makes you look a cunt if you wear it.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:43, archived)
# can mine say
#1 neph please.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:44, archived)
# whys my number 1 like that?
WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING!!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:46, archived)
# yes it can
and it may have a moomin on the front
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:47, archived)
# oh please no!
they creep me out....
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:49, archived)
# ok, what about a ducky?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:55, archived)
# quacktastic
A yellow one please auntie.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:57, archived)
# ok.
if the sleeves are too big, you can always grow into it
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:01, archived)
# *clicks I Like This*
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:02, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:04, archived)
# hm.
I don't think my guns can get any bigger....
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:03, archived)
# of course they can!
just eat your greens like a good boy!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:04, archived)
# NEVER!!!
*flings green to floor*
I want STEAK!!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:04, archived)
# THAT'S MY BOY!
*serves up half a cow*
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:05, archived)
# *eats innards*
*climbs in*
*falls asleep*
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:08, archived)
# what, are you luke skywalker now?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:12, archived)
# wanna see my lightsaber?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:13, archived)
# dirty boy! put it away!
save it for the old ladies!
oh, and if you call me an old lady, i'll have to cut you.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:16, archived)
# ok ok!
octogenarian
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:19, archived)
# you're going the right way for a smacked bottom
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:21, archived)
# Duuuuuuude...
That's your Auntie!


She probably does, too
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:16, archived)
# that's neither here nor there
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:20, archived)
# *gets bus to beverly hills retirement home*
hello young lady.





urgh!, dry....
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:42, archived)
# don't forget the lube
those old bitches'll friction it down to a twoskin in no time
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:44, archived)
# no time for lube!
*scrapes*






*whimpers*
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:47, archived)
# get a blow instead
they've got no teeth, so the worst you'll get is an enthusiastic gumming
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:48, archived)
# BAM!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:50, archived)
# Hahahaha :D
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:54, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:56, archived)
# Son!
*running dadhugs*
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:30, archived)
# DAD!
*back breaking dadcatch*
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:32, archived)
# Aww, I've missed you, son!
Y'alreet?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:33, archived)
# aya popsy.
Just busy at w*rk And uni
BAH!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:34, archived)
# Bah, that's not good.
Uni? Is that through w*rk, or are you changing your career?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:35, archived)
# nope,
same job, just a 4 year course.
(in third year now)
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:37, archived)
# Sweet!
Erm, son? I've got something to tell you...
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:37, archived)
# *sits at dads feet*
what is it papa?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:42, archived)
# Well...
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:52, archived)
# *squirms*
what?!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:54, archived)
# There's no easy way to tell you this...
...so I'm just going to tell you straight.


You're going to have a step-mum
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:54, archived)
# WOO YAY!
More christmas/Birthday presents!!
Star wars lego me up!!
When, and wheres my invite?
=D
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:56, archived)
# Hahaha, I knew you'd be pleased :D
Not for another 18 months or so, and your invite will of course be in the post :)
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:57, archived)
# score.
Excellent news pops!

does mum know you have a 31 year old son?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:00, archived)
# Ha, of course she does, son! Erm, yeah, definitely!
I'm almost sure I told her ages ago, yeah course she knows O_o

Now sit here and eat these sweets...

*hands bag of sleeping tablets*
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:02, archived)
# crunch crunch crunch
crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch cru-
*slumps*
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:04, archived)
# Son? Son? SON!
Noooooo! He had so much left to give!

*looks around for more KFC bits*

*searches*

*Finds skip full of rubbish in garden*

*builds new Ivesb*

Sorry son, I couldn't find any more chicken bones. I've had to use these scaffold poles, boards and iron brackets...
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:06, archived)
# *clanks around room*
jobs a good-un.
and with few adjustments.....
*re-points chimney*
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:11, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:19, archived)
# if this is indeed the case
it's fabulous news! congrats to you both!
*hugs*
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:03, archived)
# It is indeed the case :)
Thank you very much :)

*return hugs*
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:04, archived)
# have you considered a naked wedding?
if you did, i'm betting channel 4 would pay for the whole thing
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:10, archived)
# trousers begone!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:11, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:13, archived)
# Do you know, we haven't!
But now that you mention it, we still won't! :D
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:13, archived)
# pfff
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:22, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:09, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:12, archived)
# o/ -hello old people...
...come sit in the sun where it's warmer.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:57, archived)
# Fucking hell, attack of ye olde regulars in here tonight!
'lo KM!

'lo Ivesb!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:35, archived)
# WHOOOP!
*tongue kisses*
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:36, archived)
# *turns a blind eye*
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:36, archived)
# *secretly enjoys*
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:38, archived)
# *looks down*
not so secretly.
how the duece are you old boy?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:40, archived)
# Bloody tired, but other than that not too bad
Awaiting an OFSTED inspection at some point, thus w*rk is a hotbed of stress - hence being on here :D

How the devil are you good sir?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:50, archived)
# got a new laptop and just breaking it in with a bit of b3ta.
and avioding doing revision
sorry sir.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:52, archived)
# Ah yes... 'Christening' a new lappy
As good a reason as any :)

Lady Doom has just informed me we're going to see The Damned up in London on Saturday. The day just got ace!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:57, archived)
# Yay!
I'm going to see Opeth on Saturday... not sure I'm going to enjoy it, but it'll be a good excuse for a few beers with my brother :)
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:59, archived)
# I'm going to see a hippo get eaten right now....
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:01, archived)
# ANY gig is good!
This'll be my first gig in about three years, unless you count school concerts, which I don't.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:02, archived)
# Blimey... O_O
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:03, archived)
# Yes. Quite.
Having kids'll do that to a man...
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:10, archived)
# Sonic!
Aw yeah, this is all of teh ace!

How goes it, sir?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:36, archived)
# *mumble mumble mumble fucking teaching mumble mumble*
errr... I mean... Great! How the devil are you sir?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:37, archived)
# I'm pretty good, ta :)
Still waiting for the Jackson... latest update is January O_o
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:38, archived)
# JANUARY????
Fucking hell, are they getting Damien Hirst to paint it or something?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:51, archived)
# Fuck, I hope not!
I suspect it just gets pushed to the back of the queue if someone more famous wants a guitar built.

I bet I'm the only one with a Kelly on order though!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:53, archived)
# Someone more famous?
*fails to comprehend the world outside B3ta*
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:58, archived)
# I know, right?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:59, archived)
# They know it's for you don't they?
Maybe it was just a mistake - the new admin's first day on the job or something?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:01, archived)
# who?
*ducks a clip round the ear from dad*
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:55, archived)
# That wasn't going to be a clip round the ear, that was a fatherly approving arm round the shoulders!
Still, I don't care. You're covered in chicken grease anyway :)
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:57, archived)
# *snuggles in*
*slips out*
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha
*slides Ivesb around the floor like a cat with a ball of string*
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:05, archived)
# I couldn't think of any other contemporary artists
other than Banksy, who is about on a par when it comes to be ubiquitously annoying.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:59, archived)
# he stencils.
BWAHAHAHA!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:06, archived)
# I would like him if he filled them in with pencils
Then I could imagine him, about to set off on a days artsing, saying to himself "Right - got me stencils, got me pencils. Let's go!"
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:11, archived)
# and when he gets there...
'wait, no sharpener'


'NOOOOOOOOOO'
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:15, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:50, archived)
# That's gotta be the greatest mission in space ever.
Will they grow protein crystals in their way up too?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:31, archived)
# No, they're looking for the gene to cure cancer. It's gonna be the most successful gene hunt EVER!!
/still bitter about the American remake of Life on Mars O_o
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:32, archived)
# Life on New Texas?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:33, archived)
# Much, much, MUCH worse than that O_o
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:34, archived)
# *pulls eyes out and stuffs them in ears*
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:35, archived)
# Pfffft :D
Good call... what has been seen cannot be unseen
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:37, archived)
# the adventures of these 5 in space would make for a pretty great tv show
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:33, archived)
# ^What she said
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:34, archived)
# just imagine...
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:38, archived)
# :D
This looks like a documentary when compared to Armaggeddon.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:44, archived)
# yes! :D
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:51, archived)
# *FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!*
(, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 3:38, archived)
# At the end of each episode, they'd all get annoyed
cos Chump Manbear had farted in the cockpit or something. But then they'd have a laugh about it 'cos he's their buddy really.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:39, archived)
# that sounds like a beautiful ending for any programme.
STACY!, I'M YER MAM!!
*parps*

hahaha!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:48, archived)
# I read this in a George Michael voice, for some reason :|
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:51, archived)
# hey! I'm all man.





Ducky
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:53, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:02, archived)
# It'll be here on newbie tuesday
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 23:00, archived)
# Thank you for that.
Wow! A 70ft. Tsunami!
(, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 2:19, archived)
# Hello you lot
how's it going
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:42, archived)
# This is wondrous :D
Any chance of a cfb?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:43, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:44, archived)
# I hate to think how long that took :O
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:45, archived)
# ^ What she said
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:56, archived)
# Woo^3 !
...re-lurks
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 23:20, archived)
# Woo!
*Gets crayons*
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:45, archived)
# eats them
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:57, archived)
# All rye Waa-rus. W'gwan?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:46, archived)
# Nicely!

Hello Walrus Man
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:47, archived)
# When is this being built?
And how soon before I can move in?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:51, archived)
# Awesome power!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:53, archived)
# If only I had my colouring crayons!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:54, archived)
# Yay for airships!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:55, archived)
# Absolutely suberb stuff as ever with your stuff...
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:55, archived)
# Fab Walrus Man
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:57, archived)
# Oh lovely!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:04, archived)
# Impressive.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:05, archived)
# That's bloody brilliant, that is! Got a Blade Runner/AKIRA look about it :)
*clicks, and hard*
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:09, archived)
# that be lovely
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:09, archived)
# wondrous as always, you marvellous moustachioed fish-eater!
this week i have a birthday party, a funeral and a wedding. i shall be mostly drunk.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:10, archived)
# say hi to Hugh Grant for me
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:12, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:15, archived)
# Fucking hell, that's a week and a half!
It was my grandad's funeral a year ago today. Said I didn't want to go to another, but I know I'll most likely have to D:
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:16, archived)
# that's the problem with having a massive family
they're always doing something that needs commemorating with booze
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:22, archived)
# I guess there's no problem with that!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:24, archived)
# next week
i shall be swerving my aunt's 60th birthday party to go to the wedding of my sister-in-law's eldest. this is because my cousin is an unstable ball of mental fury and spite, who has developed a hatred of me that i find quite refreshing.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:29, archived)
# Mm, does sounds rather dodgy... if I had to choose, I'd go to the wedding too.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:59, archived)
# i've learned from another relative
that if i go to the birthday party, bitch cousin will refuse to go and will not let her son, the birthday girl's only grandchild, go to the party either. she's using this same tactic to get quite a few people uninvited. that's going to be a very quiet party.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:13, archived)
# Fucking hell, that sounds dire.
Doesn't sound like it'd be nearly as good as the wedding, to be fair.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:23, archived)
# yep
plus, i'll get a lift home from the wedding, too :D
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:25, archived)
# Nicely, so you can get as pissed as you want :D
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:33, archived)
# that's the plan!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:41, archived)
# Oi oi Smash :)
I have a funeral... just the one, although 3 people I know died last week O_o
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:59, archived)
# they're dropping like flies!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:11, archived)
# YES!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:11, archived)
# Thats awesome
Is it for anything?

Also, have you tried doing this with 4 vanishing points?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:22, archived)
# i find the tricky thing about working with vanishing points is they need to be in fixed positions outside of the picture's border
and since i tend to work on a3 paper on a tiny folding wooden table there often isn't room to fit them in.

i started a drawing a while back with 3 vanishing points which were drawn on 3 long strips of paper attached to the central sheet kind of like this. it's not an ideal way to work.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:36, archived)
# I see
Well glad you share - these are great
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:45, archived)
# sorry that probably didn't make much sense, did it
i'm drunk
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:53, archived)
# All good
vanishing points, small table, card sticks, probably some string. All good and happy
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:12, archived)
# two point perspective FTW!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:25, archived)
# THE FUTURE !
in the future we will float to work down perspex tubes instead of catching the bus.
Ray Bradbury says so,
www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5NxG_rr5aU
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:38, archived)
# this is the best thing i have seen on the internet today
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:57, archived)
# That's Awesome,
You may have my WOO/GIF virginity.

(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:39, archived)
# Oooh, very nice. Pity you dind't submit this for the B3ta city challenge!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:49, archived)
# i must've missed that.
haven't been around b3ta very much lately. nice to see that pretty much nothing has changed in the last few years.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:54, archived)
# Christ, you've been away for that long?
What have you been doing? Things in real life? You disgust me.
Stick around!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:58, archived)
# i discovered reddit. i'm so sorry.
i still drop by here every now and then. it's pretty funny to see you guys all still toying with the same old memes and complaining about image filesizes because you're all using clockwork internet or something. b3ta is fantastic, it's like the old countryside pub of the internet where heads turn as you walk in the door and nobody ever goes home at closing time.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:07, archived)
# YOU BAINT FROM ROUND ERE
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:10, archived)
# nice :)
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:05, archived)
# That's seventeen kinds of ace, that is :)
*clicks*
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:07, archived)
# That's fantastic!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:10, archived)
# Brilliant
welcome back!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:16, archived)
# have a
LURKERCLICK
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:25, archived)
# my favourite kind of click
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:32, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:33, archived)
# Marvellous
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:49, archived)
# that is fantastic :D
full click.
(, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 0:19, archived)
# Trial and error
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:14, archived)
# Never seen that first picture before.
I guess after Neverland, the oxygen tank had to go under a drastic retooling.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:16, archived)
# Has he been found guilty and I've missed it?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:20, archived)
# not yet
but he is guilty of not going to specsavers.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:24, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:38, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:40, archived)
# I spent minutes reading it Kitt's voice without being able to figure out why.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:42, archived)
# ^
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:29, archived)
#
that's good.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:43, archived)
# BY YOUR COMMAND
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:48, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:14, archived)
# have a totally related pea

(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:27, archived)
# get me some drugs
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:31, archived)
# I can get you some drukQs, if that helps at all.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:38, archived)
# 400BPM!!!!.............those guys sound like they're in a hurry :)
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:44, archived)
# Yet Aphex is being a lazy twunt recently. XD
Hey says he's got about 10 albums finished, but when he's releasing them, no-one knows.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:54, archived)
# :)
Also, both NTT and NWOT: just checked out the news ... I knew that I'd seen her somewhere before :O

(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:37, archived)
# Ha-ha!
Just tracked down the original story.
What a pair of maroons..
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:02, archived)
# Take that, you robot shit!

Ahh, David Bradley. Unfortunately with bum-bag out of shot...
Also this is my first real gif attempt, so apologies if too big/shit
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:05, archived)
# yeah, it's twice as big as the FAQ asks
plus unless I'm mistaken its just a bit of a film (maybe draw a big pink cock on it or something, that usually works for most people)
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:12, archived)
# ah. piss
thought b3tards would reign it in for me for some reason... removed half the frames and made it smaller, wasn't sure what else to do, in standard nooby fashion
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:41, archived)
# Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me,
because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns - - the ones we don't know we don't know. And if one looks throughout the history of b3ta and other websites, it is the latter category that tend to be the difficult ones. :-)
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:06, archived)
# you've bin watching Yes Prime Minister haven't you
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:09, archived)
# I was looking for a different quote earlie on....
And refound this site....
www.endevil.com/assortedquotes.html
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:12, archived)
# nice one
you couldn't make em up
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:21, archived)
# Haha,, yer, this is the one in particular I was looking for...
"Fred Davis, the doyen of snooker, now 67 years of age and too old to get his leg over, prefers to use his left hand." Ted Lowe
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:49, archived)
#


Size - check.
Shopped - Check.
Not a twat - well 2 out of 3 ain't bad

edit - dont worry Turtlecrumps - everyone fails at the first attempt :)
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:42, archived)
# swift!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:51, archived)
# reduce the colours, websnap and lossy usually brings it under 400k
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:53, archived)
# Alrighty, cheers :) websnap and lossy
programs? Or procedures I can bother youtube tutorials for?
obscure crimefighting duo?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:56, archived)
# Use photoshop - when you save for web it gives you these options
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:57, archived)
# Ace, ta!
this has at least been an exceedingly informative fail.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:08, archived)
# google "gif optimiser" et voila!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:28, archived)
# perfect
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:33, archived)
# I DIDN'T


In my defense, the "three pubes per bollock" and magenta rules had not been invented by then.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:54, archived)
# I think the whole Santa thing might be over...
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:58, archived)
# this should have gone in the vid :)
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:59, archived)
# I actually
sent this as a card last year. I have very few friends.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:02, archived)
# I'll be posting mine for this year in a month or so
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:05, archived)
# Feel free to use mine.
You will find you have to post a lot less next year.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:06, archived)
# yeah !!
in that case you can use mine. I'll gaz it (still a secret)
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:10, archived)
# i'd have been delighted to get that as a christmas card
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:08, archived)
# I will think of something
more horrible this year and send it to you Smashy
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:10, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:27, archived)
# I'm nothing if not cheerful at Xmas
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:34, archived)
# yay!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:35, archived)
# This one half of my equal first place favorite of yours
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:54, archived)
# I made a whole video around this pic.
What is the other?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:57, archived)
# Yes I remember the vid... nasty sheep got poor old robin.. ;-)
It's the one of your "model that is easy to access" sat on the edge of the curb with her legs in the road, and the lovely touch of the dropped packet of cigerettes on the pavement at her side....
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:02, archived)
# I forget which vid that was in
Edit; it was this one. sing along!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIpkqPfrpIU
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:08, archived)
# Haha.... You aways pick the happy songs..!
That's the piccy ;-)
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:23, archived)
# right... is this you in all these pictures?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:06, archived)
# No,
that's Santa.

Edit; they are drawings, based on a model that is easy to access.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:07, archived)
# are you saying she's a slapper?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:13, archived)
# Bit old for that
but she has a try.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:15, archived)
# hmmmm....
just how old, and how much does she try?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:23, archived)
# Old enough
to know just how far trying gets her.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:28, archived)
# why is everyone talking in riddles here?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:29, archived)
# what has two wings in the morning, four legs in the afternoon and a cock at night
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:37, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:49, archived)
# correct
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:58, archived)
# What do I win?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:02, archived)
# wings, legs and - err
..maybe not
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:14, archived)
# Is it Barbie?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:15, archived)
# It's actually Ken.
And I'm starting to worry...
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:18, archived)
# haha.... yer I realised what I'd said after I'd posted ;-(
Is it a Hank Marvin signiture strat BTW?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:22, archived)
# I don't know
That is my mate Danni; I will ask her.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:24, archived)
# If a freind of mine a Hank Marvine strat....
I'd be like jumping up and down going gimme gimme let me play..! ;-0
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:29, archived)
# she lives oop North
and i have guitars of my own, though nothing special.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:35, archived)
# All I'v got is two knackered old cheepies....!
They bring me much joy though....
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:51, archived)
# I have a Washburn
and a Taylor accoustics, which do for me generally, and a Tescos Value electric. I think the maker is Fisher Price.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:00, archived)
# Just a Hohner Acoustic for me, bargain basement stuff, but had it 24ish years..
Old second hand 80's Kramer striker ST electric that I got second hand, I must breath some life back into that, I have no amp at the moment, definitly going to gat one soon...
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:08, archived)
# like a Renault Kangoo?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:19, archived)
# More like a 7.5 tonner
these days.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:20, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:11, archived)
# This is great
could you gift wrap the head and send it to Brad Pitt please ?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:21, archived)
# neither did I
- just being uncharacteristicly nice
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:58, archived)
# hahahaha :D
FUCK!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:27, archived)
# Yeah... that's fucked my mobile band width!
And can I add. SPAINSHIRE IS SHITE - DON'T EVER GO THERE!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:13, archived)
# o__o
i see no robots
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:19, archived)
# It's robot shit, apparently
which I would imagine to be a little heap of iron filings
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:32, archived)
# I like Wall-E.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:37, archived)
# it's hard to tell
due to the size, but the kick-ee has a cycling helmet covered in tinfoil on his head. Which seemingly counted as a cyborg upgrade in 1993. Wish i'd have known...
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:47, archived)
# Yes it's shit
and no it's not a gif. bBut goddammit I only had a minute so I present...
MY FIRST FAQ PIC!!!11!!1

(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:24, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:34, archived)
# XD
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:12, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:16, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:40, archived)
# Owf..!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:53, archived)
# spang
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:02, archived)
# WINNAR!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:05, archived)
# Yay...hay...!!!!
Winner indeed mister Turtlecrumpets..! ;-)
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:12, archived)
# That, sir, is know as:
Redemption :)
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:55, archived)
#
May i just say... you iz looking lovely here??
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:04, archived)
# I haven't even made one yet o_o
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:36, archived)
# me neither
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:06, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:29, archived)
# Moggy? O_O
(, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Just put
"Woo" in for the robot swipe and "Yay" for the actor kick.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:27, archived)
# Robots swing at a 90 degree angle, with accuracy.
This is clearly a man.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:32, archived)
# Also robots aren't so sensitive in the nadger department
They just go *clank* if you kick them there
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:33, archived)
# Right?
Right!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:46, archived)
# more things should go *clank*
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:47, archived)
# I understand robots go *clank* pretty much everywhere
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:51, archived)
# yes they do
but *clank* is such a wonderful sound
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:52, archived)
# insert a flanface or a freebase.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:30, archived)
# dundid - see up there ^
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:48, archived)
# please don't :(
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:00, archived)
# too late
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:07, archived)
# YOU BROKE MY 28K MODEM
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:41, archived)
# Bindun?


But probably not this badly.....
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:16, archived)
# wha' gwan!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:19, archived)
# If this has bindun, it was probably by Dave the Hat
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Good to know
he's still the go-to pun man after all these years.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:32, archived)
# He doesn't come here any more
I heard he left



(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:38, archived)
# nah
nobody ever leaves
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:45, archived)
# ^
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:59, archived)
# At least, not with their dignity
b3ta retains that
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:02, archived)
# Hurray for photoshop tool jokes!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:01, archived)
# NEVAR

And that is exactly the anim I had in mind, thinking you'd probably done more of them too ;)
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:42, archived)
# Not funny
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:35, archived)
# a terrible curse, these things


(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:03, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 23:49, archived)
# Ha-ha!
I shall never use that function again.
(, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 3:18, archived)
# Hoho.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:32, archived)
# Is his Dad a talking horse..! ?
Also in Scotland, looks like they had the best firework display ever.....
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-15616697
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Not as good as Taunton Rugby Club.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:41, archived)
# I heard they just made a giant genie with the lot, and set it off in one go...
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:51, archived)
# Newsthump's take on that made me chuckle...
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:42, archived)
# Hahaha......
I read that headline not knowing it was a joke..!!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:48, archived)
# It rastamices as it rastersizes....
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:42, archived)
# hahaha!
Woo!



(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:43, archived)
# 5,000 hours in photoshop
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:38, archived)
# BUMBACLOT
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:39, archived)
# Officelols
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:43, archived)
# Eat ya RastaPasta Rastamouse!

(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:51, archived)
# i lolled
(actually)
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:47, archived)
# As did I
And I'm a miserable fecker at the best of times.
(, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 3:17, archived)
# Best front page in ages
wyh etc.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 23:13, archived)
# Bravo
Woo Yay!
(, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 3:17, archived)
# Oh dear sweet Jesus
(, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:42, archived)
# I like it!
(, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:50, archived)
# Many possibilities come to mind
(, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:14, archived)
#
irie
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:27, archived)
# Current Dortmund player, but soon if rumours are believed signing for arsenal, Mario Gotze
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:27, archived)
# I see

If it's any consolation, you pronounce it more like gutze than goatse.

Hope this helps,

-xxx-
mediocre
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:36, archived)
# It's some
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:56, archived)
# But how do you prounounce goatse anyway?
I say goats, ignoring the 'e' completely.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:06, archived)
# I say goats-ee
then again, I was having tremendous fun at a film shoot the other day, calling out names of shocksites for the iPhone generation to tap into their handheld twitmachines and waiting for the gasps of outrage

anyone know where there's a non-flash video of jarsquatter?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:14, archived)
# *squats*
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:29, archived)
# *evicts*
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Goat-suh or goat-see usually

don't ignore that e, maaan
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:22, archived)
# *dances*
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:26, archived)
# *Bez-es*
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:33, archived)
# i say it like
goat sea
like a sea full of goats
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:26, archived)
# *swims*
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:29, archived)
# *surfs*
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:33, archived)
# *dredges*
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:53, archived)
# We're going to need a bigger boat.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:26, archived)
#
b g
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:34, archived)
# Is that because when "the pose" is adopted
you can see his guts?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:43, archived)
# ö
öööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööö

ö
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:41, archived)
# Are Dortmund having a joke?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:48, archived)
# LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
footballolz
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:54, archived)
# LÖL
:O:
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:11, archived)
# ROFFFL
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:14, archived)
# O< - QOL!
©MMPS/ Two Hats
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:20, archived)
# Arf!
He is destined for Arsenal with a name like that.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:17, archived)
# fuck dortmund
also i always thought this is where dotmund got his username from
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:19, archived)
# You could have picked it up for him
on your way to transport old German money
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:08, archived)
# It's a...

...b3ta bog party
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Trying to cut down on those
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:36, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:06, archived)
# ungh....

(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:51, archived)
#

Left-handed painting. .......(Proves that left hands are pretty much useless.)
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:57, archived)
# I'm left handed though! D:
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Paint with your right hand then.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:07, archived)
# I actually tried this as part of an experimental project.
It looked like what a schizophrenic would paint in the middle of an episode.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:10, archived)
# did it feel like someone else was doing it?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:11, archived)
# It was as effective as trying to piss in a shot glass whilst stood on a paint mixer.
Did get some 'interesting' results though. I'll have to have a look around for it.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:13, archived)
# I did feel kind of mental.
Couldn't make my hand do anything right. I was tempted to use my right hand several times, but didn't. It's a pure left handed painting.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:17, archived)
# It definitely came out very well considering.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:19, archived)
# I like it.
It could be deep subconscious thoughts that have been revealed by means of an unlikely medium, such as a left hand that is seldom called upon to do these things.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:26, archived)
# Definitely.
It's accessing a part of your brain that is very rarely used, so results that seem quite unsettling can be expected.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:30, archived)
# Undersexed hand reveals frustrations.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:30, archived)
# It's inner child is dead.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:33, archived)
# its
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:35, archived)
# It's inner child its dead.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:48, archived)
# ha
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:50, archived)
# :)))
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:50, archived)
# It's inner its is dead.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:51, archived)
# Three its is an it crowd.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:09, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:44, archived)
# ^this
:D
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:49, archived)
# An episode of what?
Was it the Simpsons?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:21, archived)
# Yeah, schizophrenics go fucking mental for the Simpsons.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:26, archived)
# Worst. Episode. Ever.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:26, archived)
# Me too! I love being Sinister!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:22, archived)
# Wow. that's better than I could manage with my left hand, and I'm left-handed.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Maybe your right hand is full of magic then.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:08, archived)
# this
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:15, archived)
# Where's all the right handers at?
I'm being misunderstood.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:21, archived)
# I'm right handed
and it's better than I could do with someone else's hands.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:27, archived)
# I think there should be a separate board for you righties

freaks
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:14, archived)
# Now you've gone
and made both my hands feel useless, have this!

(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Styx and bones.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:13, archived)
# This goes well with the new David Lynch album I'm playing
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:16, archived)
# Dark and dreary?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:18, archived)
# A bit
but mostly....weird

not talking about your image anymore
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:09, archived)
# It's pretty damn good.
Now do one using your feet.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:26, archived)
# No...I heard butt paintings are the new Picasso.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:28, archived)
# Cue The Magic of Chutney
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:36, archived)
# He has been quiet recently.
I hope he hasn't got a real life.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:52, archived)
# *checks*
Hmmm one post in the last week. Suspicious.

Subject is beginning to show signs of genuine interaction with other humans.

Subject must be reintegrated with the b3ta project before too much independence is gained.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Assemble
the rescue team.

Edit: and go and click my new video on /links popular. My ego needs it.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:06, archived)
# Is that the Fade Away and Radiate one?
Saw it y/day but didn't have time to give it a watch and can't get vids at work.

(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:11, archived)
# Yes that's the one
The Twisted Omentum and I merged styles, and I think it came out ok.

Edit: When I think about it, ANY video that features Valin, Blues Bros, Laurel and Hardy, Audrey Hepburn, Debbie Harry and the T.O.'s cat Lou Lou dancing can't really fail, can it?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:18, archived)
# ilike
Was soup perb
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:29, archived)
# Thank you!
Was a lot of work, as you can imagine.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:30, archived)
# I can't
so I'll imagine someone pushing a round boulder up a gradual incline for half an hour instead.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Well,
that isn't far off how it was. I drew all the faces and TO drew all the backgrounds; he then turned them into GIFs and stills and added video. I then took all that and set it to music. It's no Cyriak but for a couple of amateurs without a clue, I'm quite proud of the outcome.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:41, archived)
# Well done sir
My BraVole will have to wait for another day...
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Sir is close enough.
I'm in the video. About... all the way through
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:14, archived)
# That's very nice!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:06, archived)
# Thanks!
:)
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:12, archived)
# thats bloody good!
is it jesus in a cave talking to a ghost just after he's come though the stargate?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:27, archived)
# White Druid summoning a ghost to the underworld.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:30, archived)
# ahh cool, i was close then! ;-)
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:42, archived)
# I couldn't even manage the fence with my left hand
let alone the rest
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:28, archived)
# That's a shit fence...even for a left hand.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:31, archived)
# I like this
more churchyards should be used for drying kippers.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:39, archived)
# o/
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:51, archived)
# If you think left hand painting is hard
you have to respect these folks
www.mfpa.co.uk/
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:14, archived)
# I demand you make your way to the popular links board with this!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:04, archived)
# I do.
I should have tried harder... :D
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:29, archived)
# My left hand does the exact opposite of what I command it to do.
It writes mirrored letters, and from right to left. Really weird.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:00, archived)
# O_o
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:17, archived)
# Mr Small
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:32, archived)
# Aces as ever.
Is he grinning cos he just looked up?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:32, archived)
# Nicely :)
Also, that's some fucked up fungal nail infection!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:33, archived)
# Brilliant. Love these!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:34, archived)
# do you have a high res version
so i can zoom in on his eyes for some reflecto-porn?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:35, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Bowlegged though
She couldn't stop a pig in an alley.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:37, archived)
# Never understood
why tall chicks go for small guys ?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:38, archived)
# So they can use them like a pipe cleaner
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:51, archived)
# So Debbie,
what first attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:54, archived)
# These are just SO fanbloodytabulous!!
*Click*

:D
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:41, archived)
# va va voom!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:41, archived)
# I love these!
Click
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:44, archived)
# this is good,
are they all in one place somewhere I can see them all?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:55, archived)
# In your local bookshop
when they release "Mr. Men : The Next Generation".
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Yes.
There are bigger versions on my blog.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:27, archived)
# ace
Mr Rush was my favourite, and Mr Strong.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:09, archived)
# I still would like to see Mr Impossible.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:56, archived)
# No Pedro...go back to sleep.
It's just a dream.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:59, archived)
# : D
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:30, archived)
# Excellent!
Top marks.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:10, archived)
# Bless, he looks sooo pleased with himself!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:14, archived)
# Yay!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Indeed Mr. Small, indeed.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:18, archived)
# Have you done Mr Impossible yet?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:54, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:17, archived)
# I hope you also have a picture of her kissing it
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Any guesses on what she is cooking?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:24, archived)
# Well, probably assmeat. Probably.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:42, archived)
# Not worth it's own thread...
We had to put the family dog to sleep today...

Night Molly-dog

*edit*
Thank you all for your comments, It's nice to know we are all twunts but we do secretly have a heart!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:28, archived)
# ah, poor molly-dog
i hope she was old and had had a fab life.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Yeah,
Me Mam got her from a rescue home when she was 2, she was just 15 last month, so she had a good 13 years with us, and me mam fed her breakfast dinner AND tea! thing was spoilt rotten!

Thank you all! x

back to sarcastic comments and crap photoshopping for me!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:37, archived)
# Your sig is disturbing.
I love it.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:40, archived)
# I nicked it from the inbetweeners!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Unlike.
My sympathies. :-(
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:32, archived)
# :`(
Also, what Thor said.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:33, archived)
# Awww man that sucks

:(
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:43, archived)
# Aww no...
...that is heartbreaking mate :( It's going to absolutely destroy me
when our time comes. My sympathies to you all.

Looks a real cutie too :D
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:45, archived)
# She was soft and daft.
Best family dog we have ever had, my Daughter used to climb on her back and sit down and the poor thing would just sigh and go back to sleep, Never snatched, never scavenged for food, she was just content.

What ever happened to those psychotic dogs you used to get in the 80s? we had a dog you couldn't let into the house, it ate the back door, it was insane!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:51, archived)
# Nice memories :)
And yes, we had an insane dog in the 80s that ate almost all of the lounge skirting board and used to howl all night.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:53, archived)
# goodness knows what monstrosities they used to put in the food
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:55, archived)
# I think it was zombie paste.
We used to get the thing these horrible long sausage things from the pet shop that was dirt cheap, the dog ate through the cupboard one night and ate 9 of the things, then threw up everywhere... and bit my dad when he was cleaning the sick up.... Happy memories!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:13, archived)
# She sounds lully, bless her
Wife talked me into getting our first two and a half years ago,
to say I bloody adore her is an understatement :)

(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Aww Those eyes would melt anyone.
Christ I'm being soppy today, Where's Moggy at? I need to make some sarcastic comments!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:14, archived)
# She might be back later with a finished version of that picture.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:31, archived)
# :(
I know what that's like, had to do same about 3 months ago.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:51, archived)
# Sorry Moon,
It's weird wandering round the house, expecting to have to step over the lump! And missing the sound of her claws tip toeing across the kitchen floor.
It's strange the things you take for granted, would love to hear her Id charm clinking against her water dish! :-(
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:18, archived)
# :'( poor lil' fella
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:00, archived)
# :(
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:08, archived)
# Sorry to hear that.
I've always had a dog and totally sympathise. It's not LIKE losing a member of the family, it IS losing a member of the family :(
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:54, archived)
# Exactly.
I moved out 2 years after she got her, But have been back on and off the last 6 months or so after me mam had a stroke, This house doesnt feel right without the dog pottering around and sighing all the time.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:04, archived)
# My sincere sympathy
I hope the fact that she had a good, long life is some comfort.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Yeah it is... Cheers
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:56, archived)
# I pray for Molly dog.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:08, archived)
# Thank you Moggy
X
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:33, archived)
# Sorry to hear it, man.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:35, archived)
# Nom Nom Nom
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:15, archived)
# Nom but needs more Chile
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:16, archived)
# Haha! The other end of the spectrum, of the thing Moggy drew earlier.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:17, archived)
# Moggy drew a spectrum?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:22, archived)
# Was it a ZX?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:22, archived)
# Someone should investigate
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:23, archived)
# I nominate you, afterall you are a scientist like Holmes, why not a sleuth too?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:30, archived)
# I'm too old for this shit
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:43, archived)
# Moggy drew my cyborg fox sucking her rabbit nun's fingers... because she's apparently made out of sweets.
A brutally long explanation behind it.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:23, archived)
# Ok

Is she really made of sweets though? Someone should investigate.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:55, archived)
# I shall have to interrogate her when I have the chance.
If I succeed, you could say it was... *puts on sunglasses*

A sweet victory.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:00, archived)
# oh god
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:17, archived)
# I will...I will.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:04, archived)
# oh god, what was it this time?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:22, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10594557

I personally thought it was rather cute.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:27, archived)
# oh right, yeah i saw that
it's not even finished.
maybe next weeks compo should be crap we couldn't be arsed to finish, i'd have loads of stuff to post
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:35, archived)
# Moggy and foxy sitting in a tree F-U-C-K-I-N-G!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:36, archived)
# I think you'll find he's wanking in to a sock
while she tries to understand what he's just written on Skype
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:39, archived)
# HAHAHA!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:41, archived)
# I imagine it to be all too similar to Fatal Attraction.
I'll come home one day to find a rabbit with tits boiling in a pot.

EDIT: Also, F-U-C-K-I-N-G? Dude, we don't even know how old she is. XD
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:42, archived)
# in a pot that has tits
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:50, archived)
# No other kind.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:53, archived)
# I don't remember that part.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:50, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:30, archived)
# Haha

It's the teary eyes that makes this
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:22, archived)
# Manic Miner: The untold story.
Eat the soft parts first, miner Willy!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:31, archived)
# Mmmm...tastes like dirt.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:01, archived)
# Smashing.
(Love the way his light's gone out.)
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:46, archived)
# your website is fucking insane
you've got a hell of a brain on you
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:10, archived)
# That'll teach him to forget the fucking lozenges.. ;-)
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:11, archived)
# tl; dr
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
It is made of people, you know.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:19, archived)
# Haha! Love the last update
And, with a cheeky TJ to show another BBC News first, I would be interested to see the results of THIS particular production:



Unshopped, unprofessional (and somewhat unfunny too).
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:31, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:28, archived)
# Hahahaha!
:D
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:30, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:34, archived)
# WOO!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:50, archived)
# I tell you what. It's a good thing animated gifs don't have audio support.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:53, archived)
# I think you meant to say
'yes'
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:14, archived)
# Yes
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:23, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:55, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:08, archived)
# This one goes up to Brian blessed...
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:29, archived)
# Love this and The Blessed one!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:14, archived)
# Anyone want to try a dogcock egg...? It's still warm.

(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:27, archived)
# Soft boiled for me
with solders soilders cut up toast plz.

*edit. soz for posting slap bang on top of you! /slowboard
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:31, archived)
# eurgh!
dog eggs and cat bananas
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:35, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Hai Moleypoos! :)
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:44, archived)
# No thanks. Sticking to cockwhales myself
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:51, archived)
# wise man, they're low in cholesterol
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:14, archived)
# Personally, I am just interested in the massive cocks
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:19, archived)
# but, of course!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:37, archived)
# sperm thief strikes again!


actually the wall wasnt brown and the floor isnt the same colour as that one wall but whatever fuck it. only way i could get it out of flash with 256 colours ticked. it's official: i just give up on good looking gifs now. A good joke won't be spoiled by a slightly lower quality image
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:48, archived)
# I keep my sperm in the bank to keep it safe from cum robbers
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:54, archived)
# Do you make your deposits over the counter?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:12, archived)
# Yes
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Just hope the bank retains liquidity
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:39, archived)
# Yes
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Do you lose interest after withdrawing?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:44, archived)
# Haha!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:48, archived)
# "I am feeling very wobbly right now"
Sorry, that was my balance statement.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Dennis Pennis....
ahhhh... good times!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:05, archived)
# You didn't have to come on my account.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:09, archived)
# Yes
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:52, archived)
# Pyjamarama?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:56, archived)
# is he carrying a semi defrosted shit?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:57, archived)
# I thought it was a baked turkey leg
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:31, archived)
# that was my second thought
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:43, archived)
# why oh why is semi-defrosted shit always your first thought
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:02, archived)
# i think it was decided that we'd refer to it as partially frozen
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:16, archived)
# id say liz is a SHE
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:37, archived)
# that's what he wants you to think
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:44, archived)
# I read that as "good looking girls"
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:00, archived)
# Haha, me too
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:55, archived)
# I liek the Pacman artz
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:11, archived)
# here's my first ever gif
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:16, archived)
# i remember this
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:21, archived)
# really?
it didn't get much of a response. i was gutted, i thought it was great
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:25, archived)
# Reminds me of a scene from a film called Men Behind The Sun.
The only scene in any film to make me feel a bit sick.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:34, archived)
# 0 0
just watched the clip you were refering to.
yeah, that's pretty harsh
www.youtube.com/watch?v=blI1CLco4W4&feature=related
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:42, archived)
# Sadly, few of the cunts in charge ever paid for it.
Most of them did very well for themselves as the US wanted the research from them. Mind you, looking at what the US did to its own people, I'm not that surprised:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unethical_human_experimentation_in_the_United_States
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:17, archived)
# i may be slowly turning anarchist
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:19, archived)
# Ahh! Another classic rom-com.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:17, archived)
# also, 'turd-burglar'
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:49, archived)
# Just walking by really.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:04, archived)
#
If you see me walking down your bed
And I start to cry each time we meet
Walk on by, walk on by
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:06, archived)

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