the FP motivated me into getting this out of my head
it's bininthere for ages, but has probably bindun
custard,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 23:43,
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Haha! Nice bit of wit there. Here, have some unsophisticated porn.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 23:54,
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hahahaalso,
bigga (65Kb) www.b3tards.com/u/4f3e520a1ba01b78eff9/flan_guilty.jpg
(,
Tue 8 Nov 2011, 0:09,
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bigga (65Kb) www.b3tards.com/u/4f3e520a1ba01b78eff9/flan_guilty.jpg
She bangs like a shithouse door in an Indian restaurant.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 8 Nov 2011, 0:38,
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Police preview new measures ahead of Wednesday Student march
Click for bigger (131 kb)
Met Police: "We`re not F*&king around this time!"
Oh hai popular robot!:D
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 23:08,
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troll (something) primary school? real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Tue 8 Nov 2011, 5:32,
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Bones
Ninj Edit - Imagescaled
dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:54,
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now that's a scary picture
(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:55,
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Just been listening to those number stations on Youtube.www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTz9Obp9ez4&feature=related
This + ^that = spooky as fuck.
Oh, and the reason I'm listening to this? I dunno, I just find them intriguing.
(This + ^that = spooky as fuck.
Oh, and the reason I'm listening to this? I dunno, I just find them intriguing.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:57,
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ooh that's freakyThese are also quite odd:
www.archive.org/details/auroral_chorus_2_cd
(www.archive.org/details/auroral_chorus_2_cd
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:06,
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They're really quite nice. :)Kind of reminds me of Earthbound.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fOyLtGRRho&feature=related
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fOyLtGRRho&feature=related
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:22,
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Ahh yeah I've seen this one before. Some creepy shit right there.I remember someone telling me that this isn't actually a number station, rather one with some post-production involved, or something.
Either way, very unsettling.
(Either way, very unsettling.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:07,
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I've just clicked through a few of those... I've stopped now, I'm creeping myself right out O_o
Yes me also.
(
dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:10,
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Interesting though - I'll investigate further, maybe at the weekend, when it's daylight and stuff
Governments use them to send messages to naughty spies in the field.I suppose they have those weird interval tones as something distinctive to tune in to.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lincolnshire_Poacher_(numbers_station)
(en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lincolnshire_Poacher_(numbers_station)
hoifbjifbef,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:16,
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Yeah, I've pretty much stopped now.You know when you see or hear something and think "right, that's going to be following me into my sleep tonight"... XD
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:11,
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Wow, I've always wanted a T-shirt referencing a number station on it! :D Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:16,
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3:32 is the scariest fucking thing I have ever seen in my life. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:19,
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delightfulI like the music box
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:23,
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it reminds of this intro(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:31,
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oh yay someone has finally uploaded my favourite from that album(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:35,
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Well that was creepy. Must be what it sounds like inside my ex's head.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:37,
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I've heard children reading numbersTHAT is spooky
(
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:41,
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Ooh I love numbers stationsI often twiddle the dials on my short wave radio hoping to pick up something... spooky.
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:40,
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I've been watching fringe season 3They mention number stations, I thought they'd just made them up!
(,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 23:28,
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dammit, jim! i'm a skeleton, not a rocket scientist!
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:56,
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aw, your's is better*concides*
(
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:58,
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fuck! my ears just popped!now i feel all dizzy :(
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:04,
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*grabs* I've got ya
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:06,
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thank fuck!had a nasty headcold all week, so my ears have been blocked up. popping means the cold is almost gone!
fuck it, i'm off to get drunk and eat cabbage.
g'night all!
(fuck it, i'm off to get drunk and eat cabbage.
g'night all!
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:12,
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'allo son*50p*
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:56,
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Kirk has clearly been on the sauce Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:57,
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He's gazing lustily at spock.
(
dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:58,
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he is a burning hunk of vulcan ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:03,
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hahaha!!!'dammit Jim, i'm a classroom plaything, not a doctor!'
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:57,
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Why is it always quite large in your pics?
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:58,
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It's either attention seeking or I don't know how to resize in GIMP
(
dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:00,
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It's not attention seeking
dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:03,
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Thank you!
(
dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:39,
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thats what make photoshop so great!enhancing things that need enhancing....
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:01,
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It's illegal to resize Shatner pics any smaller Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:07,
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Oh of course, silly meI must re-read the Shatner regulations
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:24,
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AwesomeI truly laughed like a spaz at this
(
Redders Will give hand jobs for clicks,
Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:41,
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what's the craic with this skeleton chap?i do get the star trek reference though
(,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:31,
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I put him in the image challengeand people liked him :{P
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:37,
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An attempt to make him smile
A pretty crap attempt, but an attempt all the same.
Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:41,
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I drank 3 cans of coke the other night.
I was surprised it didn't keep me awake.
But I did have a bad stomach the next day.
(I was surprised it didn't keep me awake.
But I did have a bad stomach the next day.
4Q just lurking,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:44,
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diet, zero, or proper?
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:45,
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you're not?*adds to list*
not a weirdo.
(not a weirdo.
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:48,
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don't tell Ivesy your secrets!he'll do some medicine on you!
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:53,
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voodoo man!*caresses nibus doll*
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:59,
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I think I need to go to the toilet Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:10,
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Probably because you're seasonally affected.I can usually stay awake for really long periods of time, but I just can't do it during Winter :(
Plus I'm always depressed as fuck.
(Plus I'm always depressed as fuck.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:46,
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serious insomnia FTWi've suffered from it since i was a child. booze and chamomile tea both help. guess which one i prefer....
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:47,
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Option C? ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:49,
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option c is usually drugswhich means no sleep at all and piano fingers
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:51,
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they wiggle aroundlike i'm playing the piano
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:54,
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Drugs are bad m'kay ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:53,
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*nods in agreement*Especially all the "nearly MCAT but not quite" plantfood shit
(,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:54,
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hospital weight-loss medsthey've been banned since i was prescribed them, though
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:55,
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It really is a shame for me, because I consider myself more of a night person. I prefer being up during the night than day.But with classes, body clocks and all that bollocks... =_=
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:49,
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There was an article in New Scientist in 2006,about a study that strongly indicated that some people just aren't programmed for early starts.
This article was referred to again the other week, so one must assume it's not been disproven.
(This article was referred to again the other week, so one must assume it's not been disproven.
4Q just lurking,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:51,
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Hmm, I guess that's you and me, then.It's weird, it was never really bad when I was younger, but for the past 6 or so years it's been getting worse and worse. :S
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:54,
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no matter what time i get to sleepi get up at 9. it helps, but not much.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:52,
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I have to wake up at 8 whenever I have a class. Any other day I usually wake up at half 10-11.Most of the time, it just depends what the weather's like. If it's really shitty and cold, then I just can't wake up.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:55,
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just because i don't work and have no kidsi see that as no reason to stay in bed all day, or go to the shops in my pyjamas.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:58,
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Mm, it's like me over Summer then.There was no reason for me to be up, but I pretty much had to.
I rarely ever oversleep during the Summer.
(I rarely ever oversleep during the Summer.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:01,
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that's like me on holidayeven if i don't get back to the hotel till 7 a.m, i'm still up in time for breakfast
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:03,
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It gets to the point where I don't sleep for days on end during the Summer.Means I can get a lot more work done... you know... when I VERY RARELY have work? -_-
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:21,
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Look on the briight side though...Only three sleeps til Christmas! :D
(,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:50,
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ha!unpacked mum's shopping today, so i know one of my presents is a fantastically shiny purse :D
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:54,
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I still tend to stay up too late, whatever season.Which can make getting up for work quite unpleasant.
I'm my own worst enemy. As far as I know.
(I'm my own worst enemy. As far as I know.
4Q just lurking,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:49,
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I'm something of an expert on staying up too late and hating myself the next morning :D
This place doesn't help either.I've been trying to cut down a bit lately.
( 4Q just lurking,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:54,
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This is my first extended /boarding in quite some time...Xbox games don't help, especially when they're really fucking good
(,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:56,
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Pffft tell me about itFor someone who loves bed, I cannot understand why I don't spend more time there.
Sleep deprivation can have serious health implications. So why do we fecking do it to ourselves?
Answers on a postcard please.
(Sleep deprivation can have serious health implications. So why do we fecking do it to ourselves?
Answers on a postcard please.
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:00,
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Jess & I used to laugh that we were like kids...We used to stay up too late playing, then go to bed when we couldn't stay awake any longer.
Then be tired and miserable in the morning
(,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:03,
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Then be tired and miserable in the morning
It's the 'getting up in the morning' where the plan falls apart, really.
(
4Q just lurking,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:07,
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I stay up late, simply, because my body clock is set to a certain amount of sleep.For example, if I fell asleep now, I would most certainly be up again at 5am.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:59,
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hahaha!ace!
I've been away too long.....
(I've been away too long.....
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:09,
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'lo Ives!How are you. How is the (not so new now) job?
Also, it's been about 30 seconds since the Michael Jackson trial (guilty) verdict. Where are the bloody posts?
(Also, it's been about 30 seconds since the Michael Jackson trial (guilty) verdict. Where are the bloody posts?
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:21,
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tis good my dear!you still in sarf afrikar?
whens the next jaffa challenge as well?
(whens the next jaffa challenge as well?
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:23,
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Yes, yes I amNo more Jaffa Challenges.
I think it was a bad challenge to expect people to eat so much sugar in one sitting and I regret it.
(I think it was a bad challenge to expect people to eat so much sugar in one sitting and I regret it.
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:28,
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hmmm.....Strongbow drinking contest instead?
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:29,
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Blimey noLike this lot *waves arm around* needs more bloody encouragement!
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:30,
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aw man!*shoves hands in pockets*
*kicks stone*
(*kicks stone*
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:33,
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Have cider and make a picture!As long as Freebase isn't in it ;)
For a very long time, I don't think I've seen a page on the board that doesn't contain his face.
(For a very long time, I don't think I've seen a page on the board that doesn't contain his face.
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:38,
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who the devil is freebase? ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:40,
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Just scroll down. He is everywhere Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:43,
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well, someone has to be i suppose.... ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:46,
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Savour your ignorance while it lasts
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:56,
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who the....what!? you really have been gone a long time. i'd have sworn it wasn't *that* long.
( boris the spider,
Tue 8 Nov 2011, 0:03,
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bring it on!*cracks can open*
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:33,
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i've got wine at the moonly had £3.50. bought a bottle of cheap crap for £2.50 and a pound scratchcard. won a fiver, so it's all good.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:36,
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oho!*grabs cheese grater*
*grates some luck off monkeys arm*
boom bam.
(*grates some luck off monkeys arm*
boom bam.
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:38,
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it's not my arms that are luckyi'll cash it in on thursday, it'll pay for a few halves of cider at the funeral
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:40,
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never regret anything!it's all experience, which can only make us better people in the long run
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:30,
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there's a crocodile on telly eating a dead hippo's penis Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:39,
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this is very true and a bit disturbing Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:41,
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I'm aroused ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:41,
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i'm not surprisedAuntie knows you're a perv
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:42,
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*hangs head in shame* ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:43,
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don't worryi share your shame
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:44,
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they'd fit in the gap between my front teeth Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:45,
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I'm standing right here!*replaces trousers in indignation*
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:47,
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i'm doing this for your own good Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:49,
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'lo Prof Kenny! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:28,
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It goes well, thanksHow about you?
I am so short of time these days that I haven't posted a pic for over two years and just dip in and out whenver I can.
(I am so short of time these days that I haven't posted a pic for over two years and just dip in and out whenver I can.
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:35,
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It goes very well, ta!I'm about the same - I lurk a lot, and spend a bit of time on QotW, but I don't have time to make pictures any more...
(,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:36,
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and you need hugs*envelops in matronly bosomyness*
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:43,
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:Dnot as good as it used to be, i've gone from a 42 KK to a 34 C
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:50,
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excellent!and just a little bit sad also...
=D
(=D
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:52,
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tell me about it :( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:06,
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isn't that your sister? ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:51,
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Nope.Just your Auntie...
Also, don't call her "that", it's not nice. And she'll fuck you up!
(,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:52,
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Also, don't call her "that", it's not nice. And she'll fuck you up!
protect me dad!! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:54,
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You've gotta learn to fight your own battles, son*hands chainmail vest and leather hat*
(,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:58,
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that won't help Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:05,
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IVES*dusts off cobwebs*
it's really him!
(it's really him!
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:25,
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*does special dance**is a little bit tragic*
eeop our kid!
(eeop our kid!
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:27,
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WHAT?!shit!
i'm late for work!
*darts out the door*
(i'm late for work!
*darts out the door*
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:36,
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This just in from our 'smouth news deskPassers by in a quiet residential street have complained to police of darts being thrown at them from a house.
One man was nearly impaled through the nostril. Speaking to Martin Daily News, he said "I was nearly impaled through the nostril! It's a disgrace, these metal kids think they can do anything!"
(,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:39,
archived)
One man was nearly impaled through the nostril. Speaking to Martin Daily News, he said "I was nearly impaled through the nostril! It's a disgrace, these metal kids think they can do anything!"
what?thats my job!!
Oi!
*darts*
heh heh heh!
(Oi!
*darts*
heh heh heh!
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:42,
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noah noah, noah noah noah noah, noah noah noah noah, noah noah THERE'S NO LIMIT! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:11,
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*shakes head**chuckles*
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:12,
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i couldn't resist ;) Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:14,
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:Dthis brings back many happy podium-riding memories
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:17,
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podium falling off for me.*sighs*
good times.
(good times.
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:18,
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woo! i just found a kitkat in my coat pocket! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:25,
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gissa chocolate finger!wait....
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:28,
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it's less dangerousnow i've cut all my fingernails off
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:31,
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*spreads* ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:34,
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Some things, a father should not see*gouges out own eyes with KFC sporkalike*
(,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:35,
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now you're just giving me the wronghorn Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:37,
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you keep thinking that Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:46,
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my work here is done. ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:44,
archived)
*takes Colin for walk*or something
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:28,
archived)
take a baggie with you!you know, for his.... business...
(crack)
((crack)
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:39,
archived)
Bwahahahaha!Alt title: Noah's Snark?
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:15,
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Seamed like a good idea
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:22,
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Arf! This is very good :D
Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:16,
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Have a Simbad
dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:39,
archived)
Any springs in there?Huh?... Got any springs?
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:54,
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HahahahahaAs an aside, anyone know of any good vector picture creators? I wanna do a vector pic of the dog for me mam.
(
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:15,
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as it turns out, lphnts fucking love buns Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:26,
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Needs more bollocking forthe two wasps.
(
edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:35,
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i have a love for this that is both wrong and beautiful Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:23,
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like most great loves... ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:25,
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trueand where the fuck have you been hiding?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:27,
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just on the edge of your peripheral visionI'm inundated by dirty, dirty universtity work, so no real time for b3ta!
*kills self*
(*kills self*
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:31,
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Nooooooooooooo!!He had so much to give!
Why, WWWHHHHYYYYYYYY????!!!!
*builds new ivesb from old KFC boxes and chicken bones*
(,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:33,
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Why, WWWHHHHYYYYYYYY????!!!!
*builds new ivesb from old KFC boxes and chicken bones*
*gnaws on arm*yummy!
chicken marrow.
(chicken marrow.
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:34,
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no, i'm afraid i simply cannot accept this.you must quit university immediately, before latching onto a rich old baggage and shagging her to death, thus rendering yourself rich and with a studly reputation, if somewhat slutty. fame, bimbos and b3ta await.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:40,
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Blimey Smash, it's like you're my sister or something.Son, I want you to say hello to Auntie Monkey
(,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:41,
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bloody hell, another nephew!that's more uncomfy jumpers to knit for christmas. it's my duty as an aunt to make clothing that makes you look a cunt if you wear it.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:43,
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can mine say#1 neph please.
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:44,
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whys my number 1 like that?WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING!!
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:46,
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yes it canand it may have a moomin on the front
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:47,
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oh please no!they creep me out....
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:49,
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ok, what about a ducky? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:55,
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quacktasticA yellow one please auntie.
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:57,
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ok.if the sleeves are too big, you can always grow into it
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:01,
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hm.I don't think my guns can get any bigger....
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:03,
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of course they can!just eat your greens like a good boy!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:04,
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NEVER!!!*flings green to floor*
I want STEAK!!
(I want STEAK!!
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:04,
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THAT'S MY BOY!*serves up half a cow*
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:05,
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*eats innards**climbs in*
*falls asleep*
(*falls asleep*
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:08,
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what, are you luke skywalker now? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:12,
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wanna see my lightsaber? ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:13,
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dirty boy! put it away!save it for the old ladies!
oh, and if you call me an old lady, i'll have to cut you.
(oh, and if you call me an old lady, i'll have to cut you.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:16,
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ok ok!octogenarian
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:19,
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you're going the right way for a smacked bottom Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:21,
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that's neither here nor there Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:20,
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*gets bus to beverly hills retirement home*hello young lady.
urgh!, dry....
(urgh!, dry....
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:42,
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don't forget the lubethose old bitches'll friction it down to a twoskin in no time
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:44,
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no time for lube!*scrapes*
*whimpers*
(*whimpers*
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:47,
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get a blow insteadthey've got no teeth, so the worst you'll get is an enthusiastic gumming
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:48,
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DAD!*back breaking dadcatch*
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:32,
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aya popsy.Just busy at w*rk And uni
BAH!
(BAH!
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:34,
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Bah, that's not good.Uni? Is that through w*rk, or are you changing your career?
(,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:35,
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nope, same job, just a 4 year course.
(in third year now)
((in third year now)
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:37,
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*sits at dads feet*what is it papa?
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:42,
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*squirms*what?!
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:54,
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There's no easy way to tell you this......so I'm just going to tell you straight.
You're going to have a step-mum
(,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:54,
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You're going to have a step-mum
WOO YAY!More christmas/Birthday presents!!
Star wars lego me up!!
When, and wheres my invite?
=D
(Star wars lego me up!!
When, and wheres my invite?
=D
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:56,
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Hahaha, I knew you'd be pleased :DNot for another 18 months or so, and your invite will of course be in the post :)
(,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:57,
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score.Excellent news pops!
does mum know you have a 31 year old son?
(does mum know you have a 31 year old son?
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:00,
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Ha, of course she does, son! Erm, yeah, definitely!I'm almost sure I told her ages ago, yeah course she knows O_o
Now sit here and eat these sweets...
*hands bag of sleeping tablets*
(,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:02,
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Now sit here and eat these sweets...
*hands bag of sleeping tablets*
crunch crunch crunchcrunch crunch crunch crunch crunch cru-
*slumps*
(*slumps*
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:04,
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Son? Son? SON!Noooooo! He had so much left to give!
*looks around for more KFC bits*
*searches*
*Finds skip full of rubbish in garden*
*builds new Ivesb*
Sorry son, I couldn't find any more chicken bones. I've had to use these scaffold poles, boards and iron brackets...
(,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:06,
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*looks around for more KFC bits*
*searches*
*Finds skip full of rubbish in garden*
*builds new Ivesb*
Sorry son, I couldn't find any more chicken bones. I've had to use these scaffold poles, boards and iron brackets...
*clanks around room*jobs a good-un.
and with few adjustments.....
*re-points chimney*
(and with few adjustments.....
*re-points chimney*
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:11,
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if this is indeed the caseit's fabulous news! congrats to you both!
*hugs*
(*hugs*
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:03,
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have you considered a naked wedding?if you did, i'm betting channel 4 would pay for the whole thing
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:10,
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trousers begone! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:11,
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Do you know, we haven't!But now that you mention it, we still won't! :D
(,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:13,
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o/ -hello old people......come sit in the sun where it's warmer.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:57,
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Fucking hell, attack of ye olde regulars in here tonight!'lo KM!
'lo Ivesb!
('lo Ivesb!
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:35,
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WHOOOP!*tongue kisses*
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:36,
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*secretly enjoys* Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:38,
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*looks down*not so secretly.
how the duece are you old boy?
(how the duece are you old boy?
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:40,
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Bloody tired, but other than that not too badAwaiting an OFSTED inspection at some point, thus w*rk is a hotbed of stress - hence being on here :D
How the devil are you good sir?
(How the devil are you good sir?
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:50,
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got a new laptop and just breaking it in with a bit of b3ta.and avioding doing revision
sorry sir.
(sorry sir.
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:52,
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Ah yes... 'Christening' a new lappyAs good a reason as any :)
Lady Doom has just informed me we're going to see The Damned up in London on Saturday. The day just got ace!
(Lady Doom has just informed me we're going to see The Damned up in London on Saturday. The day just got ace!
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:57,
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Yay!I'm going to see Opeth on Saturday... not sure I'm going to enjoy it, but it'll be a good excuse for a few beers with my brother :)
(,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:59,
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I'm going to see a hippo get eaten right now.... ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:01,
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ANY gig is good!This'll be my first gig in about three years, unless you count school concerts, which I don't.
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:02,
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Yes. Quite.Having kids'll do that to a man...
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:10,
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*mumble mumble mumble fucking teaching mumble mumble*errr... I mean... Great! How the devil are you sir?
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:37,
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I'm pretty good, ta :)Still waiting for the Jackson... latest update is January O_o
(,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:38,
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JANUARY????Fucking hell, are they getting Damien Hirst to paint it or something?
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:51,
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Fuck, I hope not!I suspect it just gets pushed to the back of the queue if someone more famous wants a guitar built.
I bet I'm the only one with a Kelly on order though!
(,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:53,
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I bet I'm the only one with a Kelly on order though!
Someone more famous?*fails to comprehend the world outside B3ta*
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:58,
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They know it's for you don't they?Maybe it was just a mistake - the new admin's first day on the job or something?
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:01,
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who?*ducks a clip round the ear from dad*
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:55,
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That wasn't going to be a clip round the ear, that was a fatherly approving arm round the shoulders!Still, I don't care. You're covered in chicken grease anyway :)
(,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:57,
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*snuggles in**slips out*
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:02,
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Ha ha ha ha ha*slides Ivesb around the floor like a cat with a ball of string*
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:05,
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I couldn't think of any other contemporary artistsother than Banksy, who is about on a par when it comes to be ubiquitously annoying.
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:59,
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he stencils.BWAHAHAHA!
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:06,
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I would like him if he filled them in with pencilsThen I could imagine him, about to set off on a days artsing, saying to himself "Right - got me stencils, got me pencils. Let's go!"
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:11,
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and when he gets there...'wait, no sharpener'
'NOOOOOOOOOO'
('NOOOOOOOOOO'
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:15,
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That's gotta be the greatest mission in space ever.Will they grow protein crystals in their way up too?
(,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:31,
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No, they're looking for the gene to cure cancer. It's gonna be the most successful gene hunt EVER!!/still bitter about the American remake of Life on Mars O_o
(,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:32,
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Life on New Texas? ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:33,
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*pulls eyes out and stuffs them in ears* ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:35,
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the adventures of these 5 in space would make for a pretty great tv show
Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:33,
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:DThis looks like a documentary when compared to Armaggeddon.
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:44,
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At the end of each episode, they'd all get annoyedcos Chump Manbear had farted in the cockpit or something. But then they'd have a laugh about it 'cos he's their buddy really.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:39,
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that sounds like a beautiful ending for any programme.STACY!, I'M YER MAM!!
*parps*
hahaha!
(*parps*
hahaha!
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:48,
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I read this in a George Michael voice, for some reason :|
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:51,
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hey! I'm all man.Ducky
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:53,
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This is wondrous :DAny chance of a cfb?
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:43,
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I hate to think how long that took :O
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:45,
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Woo^3 !...re-lurks
(
mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 23:20,
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Woo!*Gets crayons*
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:45,
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When is this being built?And how soon before I can move in?
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:51,
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If only I had my colouring crayons!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:54,
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That's bloody brilliant, that is! Got a Blade Runner/AKIRA look about it :)*clicks, and hard*
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:09,
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wondrous as always, you marvellous moustachioed fish-eater!this week i have a birthday party, a funeral and a wedding. i shall be mostly drunk.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:10,
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say hi to Hugh Grant for me
(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:12,
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Fucking hell, that's a week and a half!It was my grandad's funeral a year ago today. Said I didn't want to go to another, but I know I'll most likely have to D:
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:16,
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that's the problem with having a massive familythey're always doing something that needs commemorating with booze
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:22,
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I guess there's no problem with that! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:24,
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next weeki shall be swerving my aunt's 60th birthday party to go to the wedding of my sister-in-law's eldest. this is because my cousin is an unstable ball of mental fury and spite, who has developed a hatred of me that i find quite refreshing.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:29,
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Mm, does sounds rather dodgy... if I had to choose, I'd go to the wedding too. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:59,
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i've learned from another relativethat if i go to the birthday party, bitch cousin will refuse to go and will not let her son, the birthday girl's only grandchild, go to the party either. she's using this same tactic to get quite a few people uninvited. that's going to be a very quiet party.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:13,
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Fucking hell, that sounds dire.Doesn't sound like it'd be nearly as good as the wedding, to be fair.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:23,
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yepplus, i'll get a lift home from the wedding, too :D
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:25,
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Nicely, so you can get as pissed as you want :D Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:33,
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that's the plan! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:41,
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Oi oi Smash :)I have a funeral... just the one, although 3 people I know died last week O_o
(,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:59,
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they're dropping like flies! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:11,
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Thats awesomeIs it for anything?
Also, have you tried doing this with 4 vanishing points?
(Also, have you tried doing this with 4 vanishing points?
Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:22,
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i find the tricky thing about working with vanishing points is they need to be in fixed positions outside of the picture's borderand since i tend to work on a3 paper on a tiny folding wooden table there often isn't room to fit them in.
i started a drawing a while back with 3 vanishing points which were drawn on 3 long strips of paper attached to the central sheet kind of like this. it's not an ideal way to work.
(i started a drawing a while back with 3 vanishing points which were drawn on 3 long strips of paper attached to the central sheet kind of like this. it's not an ideal way to work.
Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:36,
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I seeWell glad you share - these are great
( Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:45,
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sorry that probably didn't make much sense, did iti'm drunk
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:53,
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All goodvanishing points, small table, card sticks, probably some string. All good and happy
( Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:12,
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THE FUTURE !in the future we will float to work down perspex tubes instead of catching the bus.
Ray Bradbury says so,
www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5NxG_rr5aU
(Ray Bradbury says so,
www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5NxG_rr5aU
amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:38,
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this is the best thing i have seen on the internet today Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:57,
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That's Awesome,You may have my WOO/GIF virginity.
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:39,
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Oooh, very nice. Pity you dind't submit this for the B3ta city challenge!
(
Zumf Ham banjo,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:49,
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i must've missed that.haven't been around b3ta very much lately. nice to see that pretty much nothing has changed in the last few years.
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:54,
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Christ, you've been away for that long?What have you been doing? Things in real life? You disgust me.
Stick around!
(Stick around!
Zumf Ham banjo,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:58,
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i discovered reddit. i'm so sorry.i still drop by here every now and then. it's pretty funny to see you guys all still toying with the same old memes and complaining about image filesizes because you're all using clockwork internet or something. b3ta is fantastic, it's like the old countryside pub of the internet where heads turn as you walk in the door and nobody ever goes home at closing time.
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:07,
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Marvellous
sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:49,
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Never seen that first picture before.I guess after Neverland, the oxygen tank had to go under a drastic retooling.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:16,
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not yet but he is guilty of not going to specsavers.
(
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:24,
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I spent minutes reading it Kitt's voice without being able to figure out why.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:42,
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I can get you some drukQs, if that helps at all.(
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:38,
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400BPM!!!!.............those guys sound like they're in a hurry :)
(
Elvis impersonator,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:44,
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Yet Aphex is being a lazy twunt recently. XDHey says he's got about 10 albums finished, but when he's releasing them, no-one knows.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:54,
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:)Also, both NTT and NWOT: just checked out the news ... I knew that I'd seen her somewhere before :O
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:37,
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Ha-ha!Just tracked down the original story.
What a pair of maroons..
(What a pair of maroons..
Captain Howdy,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:02,
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Take that, you robot shit!
Ahh, David Bradley. Unfortunately with bum-bag out of shot...
Also this is my first real gif attempt, so apologies if too big/shit
yeah, it's twice as big as the FAQ asksplus unless I'm mistaken its just a bit of a film (maybe draw a big pink cock on it or something, that usually works for most people)
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:12,
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ah. pissthought b3tards would reign it in for me for some reason... removed half the frames and made it smaller, wasn't sure what else to do, in standard nooby fashion
(,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:41,
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Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me,because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns - - the ones we don't know we don't know. And if one looks throughout the history of b3ta and other websites, it is the latter category that tend to be the difficult ones. :-)
(,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:06,
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you've bin watching Yes Prime Minister haven't you
(
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:09,
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I was looking for a different quote earlie on....And refound this site....
www.endevil.com/assortedquotes.html
(,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:12,
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www.endevil.com/assortedquotes.html
nice oneyou couldn't make em up
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:21,
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Haha,, yer, this is the one in particular I was looking for..."Fred Davis, the doyen of snooker, now 67 years of age and too old to get his leg over, prefers to use his left hand." Ted Lowe
(,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:49,
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Size - check.
Shopped - Check.
Not a twat - well 2 out of 3 ain't bad
edit - dont worry Turtlecrumps - everyone fails at the first attempt :)
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:42,
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reduce the colours, websnap and lossy usually brings it under 400k
(
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:53,
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Alrighty, cheers :) websnap and lossyprograms? Or procedures I can bother youtube tutorials for?
obscure crimefighting duo?
(,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:56,
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obscure crimefighting duo?
Use photoshop - when you save for web it gives you these options
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:57,
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Ace, ta!this has at least been an exceedingly informative fail.
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Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:08,
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I DIDN'T
In my defense, the "three pubes per bollock" and magenta rules had not been invented by then.
I think the whole Santa thing might be over...
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:58,
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this should have gone in the vid :)
(
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:59,
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I actuallysent this as a card last year. I have very few friends.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:02,
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I'll be posting mine for this year in a month or so
(
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:05,
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Feel free to use mine.You will find you have to post a lot less next year.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:06,
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yeah !!in that case you can use mine. I'll gaz it (still a secret)
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:10,
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i'd have been delighted to get that as a christmas card Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:08,
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I will think of somethingmore horrible this year and send it to you Smashy
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:10,
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I'm nothing if not cheerful at Xmas
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:34,
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I made a whole video around this pic.What is the other?
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:57,
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Yes I remember the vid... nasty sheep got poor old robin.. ;-)It's the one of your "model that is easy to access" sat on the edge of the curb with her legs in the road, and the lovely touch of the dropped packet of cigerettes on the pavement at her side....
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Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:02,
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I forget which vid that was inEdit; it was this one. sing along!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIpkqPfrpIU
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIpkqPfrpIU
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:08,
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No,that's Santa.
Edit; they are drawings, based on a model that is easy to access.
(Edit; they are drawings, based on a model that is easy to access.
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:07,
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Bit old for thatbut she has a try.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:15,
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Old enough to know just how far trying gets her.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:28,
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what has two wings in the morning, four legs in the afternoon and a cock at night
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:37,
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wings, legs and - err..maybe not
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:14,
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It's actually Ken.And I'm starting to worry...
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:18,
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haha.... yer I realised what I'd said after I'd posted ;-(Is it a Hank Marvin signiture strat BTW?
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Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:22,
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I don't knowThat is my mate Danni; I will ask her.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:24,
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If a freind of mine a Hank Marvine strat....I'd be like jumping up and down going gimme gimme let me play..! ;-0
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Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:29,
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she lives oop Northand i have guitars of my own, though nothing special.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:35,
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All I'v got is two knackered old cheepies....!They bring me much joy though....
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Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:51,
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I have a Washburnand a Taylor accoustics, which do for me generally, and a Tescos Value electric. I think the maker is Fisher Price.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:00,
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Just a Hohner Acoustic for me, bargain basement stuff, but had it 24ish years..Old second hand 80's Kramer striker ST electric that I got second hand, I must breath some life back into that, I have no amp at the moment, definitly going to gat one soon...
(,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:08,
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like a Renault Kangoo?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:19,
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More like a 7.5 tonnerthese days.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:20,
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This is greatcould you gift wrap the head and send it to Brad Pitt please ?
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:21,
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neither did I - just being uncharacteristicly nice
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:58,
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Yeah... that's fucked my mobile band width!And can I add. SPAINSHIRE IS SHITE - DON'T EVER GO THERE!
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:13,
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It's robot shit, apparentlywhich I would imagine to be a little heap of iron filings
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:32,
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it's hard to telldue to the size, but the kick-ee has a cycling helmet covered in tinfoil on his head. Which seemingly counted as a cyborg upgrade in 1993. Wish i'd have known...
(,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:47,
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Yes it's shitand no it's not a gif. bBut goddammit I only had a minute so I present...
MY FIRST FAQ PIC!!!11!!1
(MY FIRST FAQ PIC!!!11!!1
dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:24,
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That, sir, is know as:Redemption :)
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:55,
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Just put"Woo" in for the robot swipe and "Yay" for the actor kick.
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:27,
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Robots swing at a 90 degree angle, with accuracy.This is clearly a man.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:32,
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Also robots aren't so sensitive in the nadger departmentThey just go *clank* if you kick them there
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:33,
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more things should go *clank* Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:47,
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I understand robots go *clank* pretty much everywhere
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:51,
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yes they dobut *clank* is such a wonderful sound
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:52,
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Bindun?
But probably not this badly.....
100% Cock Raw like carrots.,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:16,
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If this has bindun, it was probably by Dave the Hat
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:21,
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Good to knowhe's still the go-to pun man after all these years.
( 100% Cock Raw like carrots.,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:32,
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He doesn't come here any moreI heard he left
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:38,
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nahnobody ever leaves
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:45,
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At least, not with their dignityb3ta retains that
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:02,
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NEVARAnd that is exactly the anim I had in mind, thinking you'd probably done more of them too ;)
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:42,
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Ha-ha!I shall never use that function again.
(
dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good...,
Tue 8 Nov 2011, 3:18,
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Hoho.In other news, you star:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-15620236
(www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-15620236
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:32,
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Is his Dad a talking horse..! ?Also in Scotland, looks like they had the best firework display ever.....
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-15616697
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Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:38,
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www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-15616697
Not as good as Taunton Rugby Club. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:41,
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I heard they just made a giant genie with the lot, and set it off in one go...
Newsthump's take on that made me chuckle...newsthump.com/2011/11/07/oban-fireworks-organisers-urged-to-let-one-off-earlier-in-the-day-to-prevent-premature-climax/
Pffft! (small firework going off)
(Pffft! (small firework going off)
Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:42,
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hahaha!Woo!
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:43,
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As did IAnd I'm a miserable fecker at the best of times.
( dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good...,
Tue 8 Nov 2011, 3:17,
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Best front page in ageswyh etc.
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heyrudi has just found this setting,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 23:13,
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BravoWoo Yay!
( dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good...,
Tue 8 Nov 2011, 3:17,
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Many possibilities come to mind
Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on,
Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:14,
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Current Dortmund player, but soon if rumours are believed signing for arsenal, Mario Gotze(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:27, archived)
I seeIf it's any consolation, you pronounce it more like gutze than goatse.
Hope this helps,
-xxx-
mediocre
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:36,
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But how do you prounounce goatse anyway?I say goats, ignoring the 'e' completely.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:06,
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I say goats-eethen again, I was having tremendous fun at a film shoot the other day, calling out names of shocksites for the iPhone generation to tap into their handheld twitmachines and waiting for the gasps of outrage
anyone know where there's a non-flash video of jarsquatter?
(anyone know where there's a non-flash video of jarsquatter?
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:14,
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*squats* Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:29,
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Goat-suh or goat-see usuallydon't ignore that e, maaan
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:22,
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*dances* Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:26,
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Is that because when "the pose" is adoptedyou can see his guts?
( Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:43,
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Are Dortmund having a joke?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:48,
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLfootballolz
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:54,
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O< - QOL!©MMPS/ Two Hats
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:20,
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Arf!He is destined for Arsenal with a name like that.
( 100% Cock Raw like carrots.,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:17,
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fuck dortmundalso i always thought this is where dotmund got his username from
(,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:19,
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You could have picked it up for himon your way to transport old German money
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:08,
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It's a...
...b3ta bog party
Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:25,
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Trying to cut down on those mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:36,
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Left-handed painting. .......(Proves that left hands are pretty much useless.)
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:57,
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I actually tried this as part of an experimental project.It looked like what a schizophrenic would paint in the middle of an episode.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:10,
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did it feel like someone else was doing it?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:11,
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It was as effective as trying to piss in a shot glass whilst stood on a paint mixer.Did get some 'interesting' results though. I'll have to have a look around for it.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:13,
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I did feel kind of mental.Couldn't make my hand do anything right. I was tempted to use my right hand several times, but didn't. It's a pure left handed painting.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:17,
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It definitely came out very well considering. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:19,
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I like it.It could be deep subconscious thoughts that have been revealed by means of an unlikely medium, such as a left hand that is seldom called upon to do these things.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:26,
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Definitely.It's accessing a part of your brain that is very rarely used, so results that seem quite unsettling can be expected.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:30,
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Undersexed hand reveals frustrations.
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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:30,
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It's inner child its dead.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:48,
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Three its is an it crowd.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:09,
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An episode of what?Was it the Simpsons?
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:21,
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Yeah, schizophrenics go fucking mental for the Simpsons. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:26,
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Wow. that's better than I could manage with my left hand, and I'm left-handed.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:59,
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Maybe your right hand is full of magic then.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:08,
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Where's all the right handers at?I'm being misunderstood.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:21,
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I'm right handedand it's better than I could do with someone else's hands.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:27,
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I think there should be a separate board for you rightiesfreaks
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:14,
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Now you've goneand made both my hands feel useless, have this!
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:11,
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This goes well with the new David Lynch album I'm playing mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:16,
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A bitbut mostly....weird
not talking about your image anymore
(not talking about your image anymore
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:09,
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It's pretty damn good.Now do one using your feet.
(
Smallbrainfield,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:26,
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No...I heard butt paintings are the new Picasso.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:28,
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He has been quiet recently.I hope he hasn't got a real life.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:52,
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*checks*Hmmm one post in the last week. Suspicious.
Subject is beginning to show signs of genuine interaction with other humans.
Subject must be reintegrated with the b3ta project before too much independence is gained.
(Subject is beginning to show signs of genuine interaction with other humans.
Subject must be reintegrated with the b3ta project before too much independence is gained.
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:02,
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Assemble the rescue team.
Edit: and go and click my new video on /links popular. My ego needs it.
(Edit: and go and click my new video on /links popular. My ego needs it.
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:06,
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Is that the Fade Away and Radiate one?Saw it y/day but didn't have time to give it a watch and can't get vids at work.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:11,
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Yes that's the oneThe Twisted Omentum and I merged styles, and I think it came out ok.
Edit: When I think about it, ANY video that features Valin, Blues Bros, Laurel and Hardy, Audrey Hepburn, Debbie Harry and the T.O.'s cat Lou Lou dancing can't really fail, can it?
(Edit: When I think about it, ANY video that features Valin, Blues Bros, Laurel and Hardy, Audrey Hepburn, Debbie Harry and the T.O.'s cat Lou Lou dancing can't really fail, can it?
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:18,
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ilikeWas soup perb
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:29,
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Thank you!Was a lot of work, as you can imagine.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:30,
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I can'tso I'll imagine someone pushing a round boulder up a gradual incline for half an hour instead.
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:35,
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Well, that isn't far off how it was. I drew all the faces and TO drew all the backgrounds; he then turned them into GIFs and stills and added video. I then took all that and set it to music. It's no Cyriak but for a couple of amateurs without a clue, I'm quite proud of the outcome.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:41,
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Well done sirMy BraVole will have to wait for another day...
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:02,
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Sir is close enough.I'm in the video. About... all the way through
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:14,
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thats bloody good!is it jesus in a cave talking to a ghost just after he's come though the stargate?
(,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:27,
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White Druid summoning a ghost to the underworld.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:30,
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I couldn't even manage the fence with my left handlet alone the rest
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:28,
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That's a shit fence...even for a left hand.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:31,
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I like thismore churchyards should be used for drying kippers.
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:39,
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If you think left hand painting is hardyou have to respect these folks
www.mfpa.co.uk/
(www.mfpa.co.uk/
CanonCaliber A big bore,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:14,
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I demand you make your way to the popular links board with this!
(
dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:04,
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My left hand does the exact opposite of what I command it to do.It writes mirrored letters, and from right to left. Really weird.
(,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:00,
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Aces as ever.Is he grinning cos he just looked up?
( Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:32,
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Nicely :)Also, that's some fucked up fungal nail infection!
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:33,
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do you have a high res versionso i can zoom in on his eyes for some reflecto-porn?
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:35,
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Bowlegged thoughShe couldn't stop a pig in an alley.
( Tonsil is slowly atrophying,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:37,
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Never understoodwhy tall chicks go for small guys ?
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:38,
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So they can use them like a pipe cleaner Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:51,
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So Debbie,what first attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels?
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:54,
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this is good,are they all in one place somewhere I can see them all?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:55,
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In your local bookshopwhen they release "Mr. Men : The Next Generation".
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:00,
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aceMr Rush was my favourite, and Mr Strong.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:09,
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No Pedro...go back to sleep.It's just a dream.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:59,
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Excellent!Top marks.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:10,
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Bless, he looks sooo pleased with himself!
(
thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:14,
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Indeed Mr. Small, indeed. Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:18,
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I hope you also have a picture of her kissing it mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:20,
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Any guesses on what she is cooking?
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:24,
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Well, probably assmeat. Probably. mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:42,
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Not worth it's own thread...We had to put the family dog to sleep today...
Night Molly-dog
*edit*
Thank you all for your comments, It's nice to know we are all twunts but we do secretly have a heart!
(Night Molly-dog
*edit*
Thank you all for your comments, It's nice to know we are all twunts but we do secretly have a heart!
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:28,
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ah, poor molly-dogi hope she was old and had had a fab life.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:30,
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Yeah,Me Mam got her from a rescue home when she was 2, she was just 15 last month, so she had a good 13 years with us, and me mam fed her breakfast dinner AND tea! thing was spoilt rotten!
Thank you all! x
back to sarcastic comments and crap photoshopping for me!
(Thank you all! x
back to sarcastic comments and crap photoshopping for me!
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:37,
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Your sig is disturbing.I love it.
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:40,
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I nicked it from the inbetweeners! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:41,
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Unlike.My sympathies. :-(
( Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:32,
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:`(Also, what Thor said.
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:33,
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Aww no......that is heartbreaking mate :( It's going to absolutely destroy me
when our time comes. My sympathies to you all.
Looks a real cutie too :D
(when our time comes. My sympathies to you all.
Looks a real cutie too :D
Ninj,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:45,
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She was soft and daft.Best family dog we have ever had, my Daughter used to climb on her back and sit down and the poor thing would just sigh and go back to sleep, Never snatched, never scavenged for food, she was just content.
What ever happened to those psychotic dogs you used to get in the 80s? we had a dog you couldn't let into the house, it ate the back door, it was insane!
(What ever happened to those psychotic dogs you used to get in the 80s? we had a dog you couldn't let into the house, it ate the back door, it was insane!
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:51,
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Nice memories :)And yes, we had an insane dog in the 80s that ate almost all of the lounge skirting board and used to howl all night.
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:53,
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goodness knows what monstrosities they used to put in the food
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:55,
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I think it was zombie paste.We used to get the thing these horrible long sausage things from the pet shop that was dirt cheap, the dog ate through the cupboard one night and ate 9 of the things, then threw up everywhere... and bit my dad when he was cleaning the sick up.... Happy memories!
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Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:13,
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She sounds lully, bless herWife talked me into getting our first two and a half years ago,
to say I bloody adore her is an understatement :)
(to say I bloody adore her is an understatement :)
Ninj,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:56,
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Aww Those eyes would melt anyone.Christ I'm being soppy today, Where's Moggy at? I need to make some sarcastic comments!
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Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:14,
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She might be back later with a finished version of that picture. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:31,
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:(I know what that's like, had to do same about 3 months ago.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:51,
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Sorry Moon, It's weird wandering round the house, expecting to have to step over the lump! And missing the sound of her claws tip toeing across the kitchen floor.
It's strange the things you take for granted, would love to hear her Id charm clinking against her water dish! :-(
(It's strange the things you take for granted, would love to hear her Id charm clinking against her water dish! :-(
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:18,
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Sorry to hear that.I've always had a dog and totally sympathise. It's not LIKE losing a member of the family, it IS losing a member of the family :(
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:54,
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Exactly.I moved out 2 years after she got her, But have been back on and off the last 6 months or so after me mam had a stroke, This house doesnt feel right without the dog pottering around and sighing all the time.
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:04,
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My sincere sympathyI hope the fact that she had a good, long life is some comfort.
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:59,
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Nom but needs more Chile Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:16,
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Haha! The other end of the spectrum, of the thing Moggy drew earlier. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:17,
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Was it a ZX?
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:22,
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Someone should investigate mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:23,
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I nominate you, afterall you are a scientist like Holmes, why not a sleuth too?
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:30,
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I'm too old for this shit mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:43,
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Moggy drew my cyborg fox sucking her rabbit nun's fingers... because she's apparently made out of sweets.A brutally long explanation behind it.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:23,
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OkIs she really made of sweets though? Someone should investigate.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:55,
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I shall have to interrogate her when I have the chance.If I succeed, you could say it was... *puts on sunglasses*
A sweet victory.
(A sweet victory.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:00,
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oh god, what was it this time? real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:22,
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b3ta.com/board/10594557
I personally thought it was rather cute.
(I personally thought it was rather cute.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:27,
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oh right, yeah i saw thatit's not even finished.
maybe next weeks compo should be crap we couldn't be arsed to finish, i'd have loads of stuff to post
(maybe next weeks compo should be crap we couldn't be arsed to finish, i'd have loads of stuff to post
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:35,
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Moggy and foxy sitting in a tree F-U-C-K-I-N-G!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:36,
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I think you'll find he's wanking in to a sockwhile she tries to understand what he's just written on Skype
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:39,
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HAHAHA!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:41,
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I imagine it to be all too similar to Fatal Attraction.I'll come home one day to find a rabbit with tits boiling in a pot.
EDIT: Also, F-U-C-K-I-N-G? Dude, we don't even know how old she is. XD
(EDIT: Also, F-U-C-K-I-N-G? Dude, we don't even know how old she is. XD
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:42,
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I don't remember that part.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:50,
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HahaIt's the teary eyes that makes this
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:22,
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Manic Miner: The untold story.Eat the soft parts first, miner Willy!
( Smallbrainfield,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:31,
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Smashing.(Love the way his light's gone out.)
( edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:46,
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your website is fucking insaneyou've got a hell of a brain on you
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:10,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Population Challenge"){kind=small}
Haha! Love the last updateAnd, with a cheeky TJ to show another BBC News first, I would be interested to see the results of THIS particular production:
Unshopped, unprofessional (and somewhat unfunny too).
(Unshopped, unprofessional (and somewhat unfunny too).
Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:31,
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Hahahaha!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:30,
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WOO!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:50,
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I tell you what. It's a good thing animated gifs don't have audio support. mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:53,
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I think you meant to say'yes'
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:14,
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This one goes up to Brian blessed...
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smaggers Like a gibbon on helium,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:29,
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Anyone want to try a dogcock egg...? It's still warm.
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:27,
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Soft boiled for mewith solders soilders cut up toast plz.
*edit. soz for posting slap bang on top of you! /slowboard
(*edit. soz for posting slap bang on top of you! /slowboard
addickted has attained freedom,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:31,
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eurgh!dog eggs and cat bananas
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:35,
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No thanks. Sticking to cockwhales myself
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:51,
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wise man, they're low in cholesterol real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:14,
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Personally, I am just interested in the massive cocks mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:19,
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sperm thief strikes again!
actually the wall wasnt brown and the floor isnt the same colour as that one wall but whatever fuck it. only way i could get it out of flash with 256 colours ticked. it's official: i just give up on good looking gifs now. A good joke won't be spoiled by a slightly lower quality image
I keep my sperm in the bank to keep it safe from cum robbers mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:54,
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Do you make your deposits over the counter?
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:12,
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Do you lose interest after withdrawing? Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:44,
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Haha!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:48,
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"I am feeling very wobbly right now"Sorry, that was my balance statement.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:48,
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You didn't have to come on my account. joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:09,
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is he carrying a semi defrosted shit? real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:57,
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I thought it was a baked turkey leg PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:31,
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that was my second thought real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:43,
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why oh why is semi-defrosted shit always your first thought PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:02,
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i think it was decided that we'd refer to it as partially frozen real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:16,
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that's what he wants you to think real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:44,
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I read that as "good looking girls"
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:00,
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here's my first ever gif
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:16,
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really? it didn't get much of a response. i was gutted, i thought it was great
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:25,
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Reminds me of a scene from a film called Men Behind The Sun.The only scene in any film to make me feel a bit sick.
(,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:34,
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0 0just watched the clip you were refering to.
yeah, that's pretty harsh
www.youtube.com/watch?v=blI1CLco4W4&feature=related
(yeah, that's pretty harsh
www.youtube.com/watch?v=blI1CLco4W4&feature=related
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:42,
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Sadly, few of the cunts in charge ever paid for it.Most of them did very well for themselves as the US wanted the research from them. Mind you, looking at what the US did to its own people, I'm not that surprised:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unethical_human_experimentation_in_the_United_States
(en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unethical_human_experimentation_in_the_United_States
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:17,
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i may be slowly turning anarchist
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:19,
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Ahh! Another classic rom-com.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:17,
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also, 'turd-burglar' PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:49,
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If you see me walking down your bed
And I start to cry each time we meet
Walk on by, walk on by
(,
Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:06,
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And I start to cry each time we meet
Walk on by, walk on by
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