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MNNGgghhh, my neighbour is having a party,
which evidently includes karaoke. I've just sat through a rendition of 'Danger, High Voltage!' performed by what sounds quite like a middle aged man.

How do you best propose I kill them all?

EDIT: Right, I'm showering, then going out.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:37, archived)

Put speakers next to wall
Play gabba very loud

Point will be made.
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:38, archived)

Gabba,
or the Locust! MWAA HA HA!
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:39, archived)

Gas explosion

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SuperMatt, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:38, archived)

A kid I used to hang round with in school
was arrested once for threatning to blow up the gas main in his street. He was a bit of a nut job, I wonder what he's doing now, probably time or something.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:42, archived)

There was a lad that went to our school who, to put it politely, was Fire-friendly.
Once tried to get out of P.E. by using a can of solvent and a lighter to melt his tatty trainers to the changing room floor.

He had to the run twice, barefoot, then help one of the cleaners prize his shoes off the floor.

This was the last time the school wittingly put him in charge of a solvent substance :(
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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:57, archived)

show them your face

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 23 May 2009, 20:38, archived)

:(

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:41, archived)

yeah
that should do it
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 23 May 2009, 20:43, archived)

Rupture their ears and puncture their brains with an impossibly high and out of tune rendition of 'Take On Me'

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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:38, archived)

how dare other people have fun.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:38, archived)

My point exactly.
I think I may go out and socialise with work folk. Am I that desperate to get out?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:40, archived)

What I want to know is why you didn't invite me.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 May 2009, 21:23, archived)

No killing. It's unfriendly.
Go out or something.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 23 May 2009, 20:42, archived)

My choices for going out are:
a) Go and see a friend who I think secretly hates me for getting on a bit too well with his ex.

b) Go and drink with work chums, who are out because one of them is getting hitched or something. They're just about tolerable when sober, I daren't think what they're like when drunk.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:45, archived)

A bloke at work got married today.
St Pauls Cathedral apparently.

I don't know whether it was *the* St Pauls Cathedral, but in his honour I had Cathedral City on toast for breakfast. Then I fell down Ilkley Moor.

Bar Tat, etc.
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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:51, archived)

KUNG FU

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:45, archived)

Whilst driving a Honda Accord?

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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:46, archived)

VRROOMMM!

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:47, archived)

That might be too awesomely powerful
there would be carnage
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:54, archived)

SEXY carnage.

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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:55, archived)

Like lesbian vampires
only with more Hondapower
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 23 May 2009, 21:00, archived)

I reccomend some Peter Gabriel

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 23 May 2009, 21:00, archived)

This.
A sledgehammer in one of their faces would shut the buggers up.
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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 23 May 2009, 21:03, archived)

Where are you going?
Gay.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 May 2009, 21:23, archived)

You hypocrite,
we do exactly the same all the time!
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 May 2009, 21:41, archived)

plus you're upstairs now making just as much noise.
idiot.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 May 2009, 21:43, archived)

Well, you do, late at night,
when I'm trying to sleep,
on a worknight.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 May 2009, 21:50, archived)

Are you a top or a bottom?

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:00, archived)

Will you tell me when your ready to finish?
although if you wear a condom half the time thats ok.
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:02, archived)

I'm a breast man, if that's what you mean
if that's not what you mean then I'm afraid I don't understand the question
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 23 May 2009, 20:02, archived)

*checks self*
i'm pretty sure i have both
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 23 May 2009, 20:04, archived)

fucking hell, you are a dull cunt

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:07, archived)

I bet this is you isn't it
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:14, archived)

I'm the lowest of the low.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:09, archived)

The queerest of the queer

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magnum, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:10, archived)

I'm the bottom of the top

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:12, archived)

I'm the sound you'll never hear

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 23 May 2009, 20:14, archived)

mykeyboy saying
"no, i have eaten enough"?
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:24, archived)

pfft

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:31, archived)

I'm the truth you'll never know

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 23 May 2009, 20:35, archived)

Woodside Industries is actually Boris Johnson?

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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:40, archived)

I'm more of a left and a right

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Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:17, archived)

I'm an inny.

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 23 May 2009, 20:20, archived)

i've never cum across a n outty
if i did i fear i would vom
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 23 May 2009, 20:37, archived)

top bottomer
or a bottom topper, whatever.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:23, archived)

I'm the forgotten middle.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 23 May 2009, 20:24, archived)

I'm a girl.

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:25, archived)

Yeah right.

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 23 May 2009, 20:26, archived)

Hey, are you guys going trucking this weekend?

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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:32, archived)

Yeah I bloody love trucking, me.
I've a got a red one cos red trucks go fastest.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 23 May 2009, 20:37, archived)

My truck's got playboy bunnies on the mud flaps
because that makes me feel even more manly than I already am, right and proper.
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:39, archived)

Hot!

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:31, archived)

replying to a girl here

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Lightguy hail satan, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:32, archived)

omg

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:38, archived)

PHROAR!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:41, archived)

AWOO AWOO

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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:43, archived)

Advice request please.
I know some of you are into photography, so I'm asking for recommendations to check out- mid-range digital cameras. Basically a bridge from a fairly basic point-and-shoot to a DSLR. Budget's around £500.

Recommended cameras please.

For those not interested in answering that question, "Who is the most evil fictional character you have seen portrayed in a film- and why?"
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Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 19:38, archived)

I love my D60 but hate the kit lens
the 80-300mm lens we bought on ebay for £50 is awesome
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Mrs Sp@m, Sat 23 May 2009, 19:40, archived)

Jack Nicholson in The Shining
He's just fucking loony and has very very evil eyebrows anyway. Scares the shit out of me :(
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Mrs Sp@m, Sat 23 May 2009, 19:42, archived)

Walk into a jessops and look at the cannons and nikons of that price
You really have to get a feel of them before you buy
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SuperMatt, Sat 23 May 2009, 19:40, archived)

try and get a D60
with the 18-55 mm VR lens. £380.

I spent £400 on a bridge camera but while the zoom and macro was awesome, the NR was not.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 23 May 2009, 19:41, archived)

I find the VR kit lens horrible
The pictures aren't anywhere near as crisp as the ones I get from my other lens, despite the fact that it's quite an old second hand one.
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Mrs Sp@m, Sat 23 May 2009, 19:44, archived)

I don't have VR
so didn't know about that- the bloke in Jessops kept trying to peddle me a Sony Alpha because of built-in VR but I hate being steered by shop assistants when I don't ask for advice.

Got my D80 on eBay instead.... no VR but I've not had a complain about it anyway :-)
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 23 May 2009, 19:47, archived)

D80 is a decent camera (and good value atm)
you only need VR/IS if you are shooting in the dark and/or don't have a tripod (my IS lens is handy when kayaking on the sea = wobbletastic, but that's it).
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custard, Sat 23 May 2009, 19:52, archived)

oh, and
"Top Dollar" from the Crow.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 23 May 2009, 19:48, archived)

nearly all non-DSLRs with have a much smaller imaging sensor
which means loads of noise at higher ISOs because the individual photosites (= pixels) are smaller
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custard, Sat 23 May 2009, 19:50, archived)

agree
DX format sensor almost 4 times the size of a cheap and nasty one in my S100FS
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 23 May 2009, 19:52, archived)

yep; most not full-frame (same size as a frame of 35mm film) DSLRs, including DX
have a sensor which is the same size as the defunct APS(C) film format whereas the sensor in a point & shoot digicam will be barely the size of your smallest finger nail (and many are even smaller)
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custard, Sat 23 May 2009, 19:56, archived)

have two extra points for
your background knowledge
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 23 May 2009, 19:58, archived)

darth vader
because anyone who breathes funny is evil, and he looks a bit kinky
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spacefish bong!, Sat 23 May 2009, 19:42, archived)

I was going for Tony Montana
Completely unscrupulous and probably malevolent with it.
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Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 19:44, archived)

Anton from 'No Country for Old Men'
www.imdb.com/character/ch0027247/
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 23 May 2009, 19:50, archived)

Or Idi Amin
From Last King of Scotland.

Or Adolf Hitler from Triumph des Willens.

It's a fairly open question.

[Edit] I am a mong- I even said "fictional" in the question.
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Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 19:55, archived)

I've got a Canon 450D, or 40D or something
Bought it just after Christmas. Taken 10 photos with it.
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magnum, Sat 23 May 2009, 19:42, archived)

fantastic camera
I have a 350D and it's still awesome
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 23 May 2009, 19:50, archived)

There are a couple of big events in July I'll be using it for
One being my sister's wedding. It'll be a good test for it.
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magnum, Sat 23 May 2009, 19:51, archived)

Why stall with a bridge camera ... bite the bullet and get a DSLR.
If you shop around then £500 will get you one of the previous generation of entry-level DSLRs and a mediocre short zoom. Look at the pentax ones or the 450d or ... whatever those ropey old charlatans at nikon do.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 23 May 2009, 19:43, archived)

I reckon you are right.
I can always upgrade the lens later rather than the entire thing. It's mainly a lack of confidence on my part- so was trying to learn in easy steps.
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Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 19:47, archived)

LOL
*clicks*
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 23 May 2009, 19:51, archived)

Now the nikon D90 is out
There are some good deals to be had on D80s.
I've got the 18-70 and 70-300 zooms and a 50mm prime lens.

But go to a shop and have a play. I prefer nikon but other people prefer canon. Canon bodies feel cheap and plasticky to me
It's a lot of brass so shop around. There tend to be more accessories available for nikons and canons
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 23 May 2009, 19:46, archived)

I chose Canon because they make a couple of lenses that nobody else makes
but I'm lusting after a D700 now.

When you start out, camera bodies seem to be really expensive, but as soon as you buy a stupidly expensive lens you realise that they are not.

I'll probably end up with a cheap Nikon body if I want a lens that isn't available from anyone else (D80s are going for peanuts on ebay atm).

/waffle (is a bit manic, sorry)
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custard, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:04, archived)

D700s are like £2000! I can borrown them from uni
but using it makes me hate my D70 when I have to go back to it.
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:14, archived)

I know, but the low light/high ISO performance is absolutely amazing
and I shoot most of my stuff (on a 400D) at ISO800 and higher these days (having clean output at ISO3200 would be fantastic).
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custard, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:19, archived)

I know they're amazing. I was agreeing. but they're so expensive. I'll never be able to afford one.
*sigh*
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:21, archived)

I dunno
you're photographs are good enough to get you some paid work; after a few decent jobs, you could probably afford most of a D700.

(the exchange rate/pound bombing is a pain too; everything camera related was much much cheaper six months ago)
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custard, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:24, archived)

my paid jobs help me pay my rent and bills and make ends meet

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:33, archived)

ah, my mistake
I wasn't aware that you were already working.

At least you can borrow a D700 though. I can't.
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custard, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:34, archived)

I cant for the next 6 months
because the uni is closed over the summer. three and a half grand for about 4 or 5 months in education. *hates uni more and more*
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:54, archived)

don't bother with a bridge camera
buy a cheap DSLR and a 50mm/1.8 lens to compliment the kit lens (or get a bargain off ebay)

Oh, and choosing either Canon or Nikon will allow you to get loads of stuff second hand (the other brands [Sony/Minolta & Pentax etc. are perfectly capable, but the market for second hand bargains won't be as big)
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custard, Sat 23 May 2009, 19:48, archived)

The asteroid in The Land Before Time :(

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ArthurTheRat, Sat 23 May 2009, 19:51, archived)

What? Worse than the fire that killed Bambi's mum?

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 23 May 2009, 19:58, archived)

bambi's mum is DEAD!

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 23 May 2009, 20:02, archived)

just use your scanner
golembewski.awardspace.com/photographyGallery/cityscapes/index.html
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 23 May 2009, 19:54, archived)

actually, can I change my screen villain?
I've just remembered Father Barre from the Devils.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 23 May 2009, 20:00, archived)

totally go for a nikon d60.
bridge cameras can get good results, but they're no substitute for a DSLR. d60 with 18-55mm vr lens and i can also reccommend the nice sigma 55-200 zoom from jessops, it doesn't have the largest aperture in the world, but it's not too shabby. and it's about £125 new, so s/h..
if you do go for a compact, fuji or sony are GREAT for a combo of good shots and getting sharp, well exposed pics waving it roudn drunk in a dark room with flashing lights.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:03, archived)

i don't really get spending loads on heavy dslr's that are a pain to carry around and v expensive
when the pics will be reduced so they can go onto the internet
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 23 May 2009, 20:16, archived)

but DSLRs have much less noise at higher ISOs and more dynamic range/less clipping etc.
and most compact cameras don't output RAW files/'digital negatives' so you're limited in how you can process your favourite photos

(and you need the resolution if you want to make large prints).
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custard, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:22, archived)

I can help.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:12, archived)

Please do
I'd appreciate it.
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Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:15, archived)

most people have already said the usefull stuff.
the only real difference between nikon and canon these days are the shapes. it's personal preference. but if you're not a total camera buff then it's totally worth looking at pentax ones at the same price range as the D60 or D90. it's worth getting a D60 and then spending cash on an extra lens or two. the lens you get with the camera is generally bog standard. i could keep waffling for hours. but pretty much everyone has already said what you really need. look around on ebay and amazon to find the best price for things. blah blah blah.
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:27, archived)

Unless you expect to take 1,000's of pictures
go for a £250 film camera and a £100 film scanner, spend the remainder on film/developing
the results will be 10x better than a £1000 digital camera
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CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 23 May 2009, 20:41, archived)

what absolute fucking tosh.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 23 May 2009, 21:07, archived)

I have only ever used a film scanner once.
It set on fire.

The end.
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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 23 May 2009, 21:13, archived)

fail
if you were talking about medium (6x6cm/7cm/17cm)or large (4x5inch) format cameras as a means of doing quality landscape work for not much money, then it would be worth considering film (because the digital equivalent is still extremely expensive: several thousand pounds and more expensive).

But 35mm film and cameras are pretty much obsolete (unless you're in the middle of the arctic/wilderness and need a fully manual backup if your batteries fail); no 35mm film can rival the output from a bog-standard DSLR at ISO 800 and above.
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custard, Sat 23 May 2009, 21:17, archived)

My med format scans come out at 20,000x15,000 (@300 megapixel)
my 35mm scans come out at @ 12,000x8,000 (@100 megapixel)

I may be out of date but I have never heard of a digital camera coming anywhere near those resolutions

I accept running costs of film are higher and that high resolution images are not much use on a 1600x1200 monitor
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CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 23 May 2009, 21:37, archived)

You could scan your film at 120'000 x 80'000, but you wouldn't gain any more useful information (you'd just end up with a nice images of dye clusters and silver nitrate crystals)
Whereas an 8-12 megapixel image file from a DSLR has 8-12 megapixels of actual information.

In practical/printing terms (assuming normal viewing distances and not doing some fetishy like examining slides with a loupe), 35mm film maxes out at between 6&8 megapixels.

When I go to Alaska in a couple of years time (kayaking), I will take a manual camera loaded with slide film (not Velvia; too saturated) as a backup, but my DSLR will be taking most of the images.
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custard, Sat 23 May 2009, 21:59, archived)

*sigh*

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:00, archived)

*hugs*
perhaps this is a sneaky ploy to get us to have a whip-round and buy him a cheap DSLR out of pity :P
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custard, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:18, archived)

Natural selection
as I drove my usual trip down to Cornwall I realised it was the Run To The Sun festival at Newquay this weekend. Plenty of VW minibuses did I see on the M5, and ALL STILL MOVING. None broken down at all, unlike previous years. I can only guess that this is a prime example of survival of the fittest. The broken ones have been weeded out over the last few festivals.

What is your prime survival trait? What are you the best at amongst all the people you know?
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 23 May 2009, 18:48, archived)

erm, I don't think I'm the best at anything really
perhaps I keep good company or am just a bit shit at everything. I fear I'm the later.
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MrA, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:51, archived)

I'm the best at remembering... er...

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 23 May 2009, 18:51, archived)

I have an excellent attention sp

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MrA, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:52, archived)

I've always been considered to be highly skilled
at putting in words order the right .
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FoldsFive, Sat 23 May 2009, 19:22, archived)

I don't procras

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Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 19:24, archived)

I'm a man
who likes to call a spade a
metal bladed wood handled agricultural impliment for breaking and tilling soil
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 23 May 2009, 19:27, archived)

Being the best at something
isn't a particularly good survival trait. Being average is far better. You only need to procreate once for your genes to carry on, so keep your head down and don't draw attention to yourself and chances are you'll manage at least one fuck trophy.
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CowJam, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:52, archived)

being the sexiest is presumably a survuval trait then
at which I fail.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 23 May 2009, 18:55, archived)

Sexiness is defined by what the human species requires to survive
I assume we only find large(ish) knockers hot because it means they'll probably be be able to provide more milk for a child (would some like to prove this for me with science?)
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SuperMatt, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:57, archived)

I am researching this
with visual reference material from Nuts.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 23 May 2009, 18:58, archived)

Not necessarily true.
Sometimes sexiness can be defined by what's available on a Saturday night through an alcoholic haze just before the club closes and you face the prospect of having to go home on your own again but would really like to get laid.
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Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 19:00, archived)

oh christ no
don't remind me.

This is why I can no longer set foot in the district of Denton, Manchester.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 23 May 2009, 19:05, archived)

It's a fairly universal anecdote.
But at least it has always helped me pull drunk women.
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Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 19:06, archived)

Nope.
They're most likely purely decorative. Selected by sexual preference. Cave men were boob men. Other apes don't have knockers and they need to produce the same relative amount of milk.

Mmmmm norks.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 23 May 2009, 19:00, archived)

They don't?
filmdrunk.com/ul/347-MonkeytitsW.jpg
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Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 19:03, archived)

Ah yes, but the norks of all mamillia swell when rearing their young.
I would have thought that larger norks would give a hint to the amount of swelling that would occur. I'm just speculating, but if I can use science to justify staring at norks, then so be it!
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SuperMatt, Sat 23 May 2009, 19:03, archived)

Or maybe we see large norks as being "already swollen" so it becomes attractive because it's proof of fertility

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SuperMatt, Sat 23 May 2009, 19:05, archived)

I thought you preferred budding norks.

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Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 19:05, archived)

They swell because they've got milk in.
Little boobs swell too.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 23 May 2009, 19:11, archived)

Like I mentioned above
it may be the idea of already being swollen that attracts males. I could be wrong, but hey, it's a theory.
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SuperMatt, Sat 23 May 2009, 19:13, archived)

So that's why men like big swollen bellies on women
it's clear.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sat 23 May 2009, 19:16, archived)

That's not what I said!

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SuperMatt, Sat 23 May 2009, 19:17, archived)

Some men do
It's a fairly well-known fetish to prefer pregnant women, just as it is to prefer lactating women.
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Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 19:22, archived)

No, it isn't.

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CowJam, Sat 23 May 2009, 19:09, archived)

I have realised this week that I am quite good in a crisis
I am far more practical than I expected, remembering to sort out the unimportant things as well as the important.
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Mrs Sp@m, Sat 23 May 2009, 19:04, archived)

bravo
this is what us men need.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 23 May 2009, 19:26, archived)

Duel
at Alton Towers.
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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 23 May 2009, 19:05, archived)

er, i make a mean cup of tea

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spacefish bong!, Sat 23 May 2009, 19:22, archived)

GRRRRRR! I'm the meanest cup of tea in the land!
I'm the rootinest tootinest sharp-shootinest raggedy rascal dagnabbed cuppa in the west!
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 23 May 2009, 19:32, archived)

I pity the fool who takes a sip of me!

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 23 May 2009, 19:33, archived)

I'm a mushroom cloud blowing lovely cuppa, motherfucker.

(

Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 23 May 2009, 19:33, archived)

Get three mugs ready.

(

Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 23 May 2009, 19:34, archived)

My name is Inigo Montoya. You spilled my father. Prepare to die.

(

Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 23 May 2009, 19:35, archived)

If it moves, SIP IT!

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 23 May 2009, 19:36, archived)

This place is much better all on my own.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 23 May 2009, 19:37, archived)

I went to this:
www.scurvyscum.com/
as a member of the public and enjoyed it.
Lots of ugly nerd b4sh-type birds in corsets.
I've got the horn.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:26, archived)

Anyone want to form a group of naked pirates for the next one?

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:27, archived)

How would you know they were pirates if they were naked?

(

Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:29, archived)

Stumps

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:30, archived)

Could be a flid convention
A sexy naked flid convention.
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Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:32, archived)

They would make
dreadful pirates.
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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:34, archived)

So would a bunch of fat sweaty nerds.
Never seems to stop these things being arranged online though.
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Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:35, archived)

It depends on what degree of nakedness.
Peg legs, eye patches and strap on cutless could still be allowed.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:36, archived)

You have lived with SuperMatt for too long.

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Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:39, archived)

I imagine them both sat on the sofa in high heels
and ladies clothing drinking carlsberg special brew
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:42, archived)

Now imagine how that evening ends.
Thank you for putting that image in my head.
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Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:44, archived)

yeah, of course
though i look like a chubby salamander naked
(

spacefish bong!, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:36, archived)

I don't think
I've ever been more aroused.

SFW
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Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:38, archived)

that's alotlike me

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spacefish bong!, Sat 23 May 2009, 19:15, archived)

Zing!

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Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 19:16, archived)

i am feeling better today baldmonkey

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Mrs Sp@m, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:32, archived)

good :)
shit happens etc...
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:38, archived)

I've got overtime tomorrow! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
What are you up to? It's overcast here. Weathermen are shit.
(

Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:12, archived)

I'm cursing the fact that I'm not enjoying my new flat
I will enjoy it tomorrow though, oh yes.
(

SuperMatt, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:13, archived)

On the plus side, you can go through your mums dirty underwear

(

Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:14, archived)

What, again?

(

SuperMatt, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:17, archived)

Got to get your fill
You'll only have jew crust to sniff in kersal's
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:18, archived)

I look forward to it

(

SuperMatt, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:18, archived)

it's not fair
and I think your really mean
I think your really mean
yes I think your really mean
(

Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:21, archived)

Oh you're suppost to care
But you never made me scream
You never made me scream
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SuperMatt, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:23, archived)

Wise words indeed.

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:24, archived)

Got such a pretty kitty boy, i know you wanna pet it.

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:14, archived)

I think im only going to be replying with sugababes lyrics this evening.

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:14, archived)

I like sugerbabes tunes

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:34, archived)

I've just installed Spotify
have it going to my stereo wirelessly via a bit of software called Airfoil. Then I've put in a ruby script that mutes it when the adverts kick in.

Not bad really.
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MrA, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:14, archived)

If you mute spotify when the adverts are on, spotify pauses the advert till you put the volume back up.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:21, archived)

Maffers.

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:22, archived)

Mykey.
*nods*
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:23, archived)

Bunny is off getting a facial and being rubbed off by a woman
Apparently its a 'spa', but i have my suspicions.
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:25, archived)

Right, movie time

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:25, archived)

What film?
It's almost work time for me :(
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:27, archived)

Hmm.
And Pickles not here either...
*Double suspicions*
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:27, archived)

technically the script doesn't mute it
it just switches the audio output source to one that isn't in use, this is done via another bit of kit called Soundflower (which creates the dummy output things) and a switching script.
(

MrA, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:26, archived)

What have you got at your stereo end that receives it?

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CowJam, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:24, archived)

Airport express

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MrA, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:25, archived)

Brian Blessed alert - ITV1
sadly, you have to put up with Philip & Fern & some other z-listers
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custard, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:20, archived)

it's drizzly here
As mentioned I'm watching Crash Landing. It finishes in a minute, the big ending is, surprisingly, a crash landing.

The major thing seems to be that there's a big crosswind, so the plane has to come in sideways, then you kick it straight just before you hit the ground so you hit the ground going in the right direction.

I've done it, it's not that fucking difficult.
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CowJam, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:22, archived)

crabtastic
looks up on imdb
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custard, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:24, archived)

sounds like my perfect movie

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:37, archived)

I'm watching Crash Landing
on Movies4Men. It's terrible. I'm glad I've only got freeview channels at home, there isn't half some shite on Sky.

edit: Of all the templates on freecsstemplates.org ONE is fluid. I've gone off and found a load of fluid templates that are just layout (so they set columns, headers, etc but no images, text or style beyond layout).
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CowJam, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:57, archived)

True
But Sky also has history Hd and stuff.
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:59, archived)

I know someone with a history PhD and stuff

(__, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:59, archived)

I don't really lol

(__, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:00, archived)

INTERNET LIAR

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Lightguy hail satan, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:01, archived)

Don't worry
Piers Morgan Got No Fucking Talent is on soon
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:06, archived)

I hate him
I don't hate Simon and I can tolerate Amanda, but at least they have showbiz backgrounds/experience where Piers is just a smarmy git of a gossip merchant.

He's so stuck up; he makes Simon appear modest.
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custard, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:07, archived)

HA! YOU REWORDED THE TITLE OF THE SHOW!

(__, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:09, archived)

www.picturesforsadchildren.com/index.php?comicID=179
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:09, archived)

my brother has satellitefreeHDwhateveritscalled
I played with it for the first time when I babysat at his house last week and Movies4Men was hilarious

(I can only watch BBC1, BBC2, ITV1, and C4 because I need a satellite dish to receive anything else where I live and I don't watch that much TV)
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custard, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:06, archived)

double dragon was on before this
I'm at my dads at the moment. At home we have freeview through cable, which is ace but doesn't carry very many of these shitty free channels.
(

CowJam, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:07, archived)

They were showing some crappy made for TV/straight for DVD thing involving Aurora spy planes when I was there
and the occasional western too.

The most depressing ones to watch are the shopping channels that sell disgusting jewellery; I don't want to know that there is a market for that stuff.
(

custard, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:09, archived)

I'm watching The Wrestler tonight
Mmmm Mickey Rourke and his melted face.
(

Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:09, archived)

GAY
i think i might watch The Hills Have Eyes now
(

Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:11, archived)

That's an excellent film.
Thoroughly enjoyed it.
(

Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:26, archived)

why not just use Yahoo Grids CSS?
developer.yahoo.com/yui/grids/

Seems to do everything I have ever wanted.
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MrA, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:12, archived)

I'd never heard of it, thanks

(

CowJam, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:20, archived)

yay!

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MrA, Sat 23 May 2009, 18:27, archived)

So, are you getting old? Do you have grey hairs?

I feel that at 29 it is unfair to be going grey, no matter how 'distinguised' it apparently makes me look:(
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:29, archived)

I began my greying at 22.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:30, archived)

Blimeh

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:32, archived)

HAHA NEAR THE TOP
news.bbc.co.uk/1/low/world/asia-pacific/8064867.stm
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:42, archived)

Thats fucking ace

(

Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:43, archived)

It was the handshake that made it for me.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:45, archived)

How helpful

(__, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:44, archived)

He shouldn't have pissed everyone off if he wasn't going to do it

(

SuperMatt, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:44, archived)

I'm 56 and no baldness or grey hairs.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 23 May 2009, 17:31, archived)

That's a sign of an impending heart attack for being too smug.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:31, archived)

I'm smugger than a smug person with an unusually sense of self worth.

(

Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 23 May 2009, 17:32, archived)

STONES

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:34, archived)

OK Apart from those...

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 23 May 2009, 17:35, archived)

Yes but you are making up for it with the 'old man smell'

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:32, archived)

Oh Mykey :(
You've got that too haven't you? Sadly for you, I don't suffer from geriatric piss & biscuit stench. I am as fragrant as a freshly showered virgin.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 23 May 2009, 17:35, archived)

*shakes fist*

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:36, archived)

That explains my attraction to you

(

SuperMatt, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:40, archived)

That and his dressing up as a school boy

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:42, archived)

It's the shorts that get my engine going

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SuperMatt, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:46, archived)

AAAANNNNGUUUUS

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:46, archived)

I'm 21.
Some say the peak age for males is 27. You're over the hill going by that, I still have 6 glorious years ahead of me.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 17:31, archived)

Hardly glorious - this is you afterall.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:32, archived)

This thread was started by mykeyboy.
They're years that will go down in legend in comparison.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 17:32, archived)

having grey hair is better than having no hair (or not much)
colour it if it upsets you that much
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custard, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:31, archived)

I'm 29 in July
I have no grey hairs and no forehead creases.

You know the ones, when you raise your eyebrows. Count them!
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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:32, archived)

Hmmm
No forehead creases....

And im not going bald , so i suppose thats a plus.
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:33, archived)

You're clearly infrequently surprised.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:33, archived)

I'll phone the bennies...

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:36, archived)

I've got a couple
Not so as you'd really notice. No big deal, is it?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:33, archived)

I dunno
I also find the 16 year olds who open the mail in my office annoying, i mentally shake my fist at them.
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:43, archived)

Be content in the knowledge, no matter how far fetched it seems
That you've had loads more sex than they have
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:59, archived)

I'm well youthy.
My mum didn't have any greys til she was about 45.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 23 May 2009, 17:38, archived)

What little I have left hasn't gone grey yet
but I get the occassional one if I grow a beard.
(

nick the greek, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:40, archived)

My beard has been throwing up some wierd hairs recently
Blacker than black and almost like they were made of plastic... wierd
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:41, archived)

Yeah
mine too.
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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:46, archived)

yes , loads
/went grey at 18 blog
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:54, archived)

Hawk The Slayer was RUBBISH

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:55, archived)

bah , i likes it

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:56, archived)

I've got a little grey in my beard
it's not really noticeable though.

I'm 29 too.
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CowJam, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:55, archived)

*high fives*

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:57, archived)

Would wearing a pinstripe jacket with jeans and a t-shirt make me look like a wanker?
I think it would make me look like a wanker.
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:50, archived)

Ask yourself this: Would Wormulus wear it?
If the answer is 'Yes' then, well, i think you know the correct course of action.
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:51, archived)

www.thisnext.com/item/82B38E66/04BB8351/Feygelah-Hag-Funny-Jewish-T
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SuperMatt, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:54, archived)

There's the answer to your question

(

SuperMatt, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:54, archived)

You sir, are a gay fish.

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:57, archived)

I think you might be right.

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SuperMatt, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:57, archived)

www.picturesforsadchildren.com/index.php?comicID=158
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:17, archived)

he wouldn't wear it without a scarf.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:21, archived)

And only then if it were 'ironic'

(

Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:21, archived)

and indoors, in a Starbucks.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:23, archived)

And then only if it were part of an hilarious art parody skit.
And no, i dont even know what that is.
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:24, archived)

i'm not sure it really exists in the real world

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:26, archived)

*head asplodes*

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:28, archived)

I think we should make it exist,
for the pure reason to make it acceptable for TGB to wear a pinstripe jacket with jeans.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 17:28, archived)

I think you'd look all right like that
most other people would look like wankers though.
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SuperMatt, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:51, archived)

I think therefore I am
yeap, it would make you look a wanker.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:52, archived)

I think you could pull it off.
You wanker.
(

mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:52, archived)

ONE NIL TO THE GILLINGHAM

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WHARRGARBL, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:54, archived)

Ths sounds like a football post
JMG would approve.
(

SuperMatt, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:57, archived)

Are you another Arsenal supporter from Kent who should actually be supporting the Gills but are a glory supporter so support arsenal instead?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 17:25, archived)

You'd be dressing like Jeremy Clarkson

(

CowJam, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:59, archived)

60 inch chest
30 inch waist
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:00, archived)

Shit.
I forgot i was going to make a nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rijstevlaai this weekend.

Balls.
(

Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:03, archived)

frisbee rice pudding!
weirdo dutch eh

E doesnt like them.
(

Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:06, archived)

Yes, well, quite clearly she is 'All Wrong Inside'

(

Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:08, archived)

I couldn't help but think that too.
So I tried it with Converse trainers instead of shoes and thought I looked like Doctor Who instead.

Jacket goes back in the cupboard. :(
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:02, archived)

No no no
I honestly think you could pull that off.
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SuperMatt, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:03, archived)

Clarkson is the cutting edge of fashion.
He'd still have an afro if he could grow the hair.

Edit: also, he wouldn't wear a t-shirt, it'd be a real shirt. Tsk.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:26, archived)

Yes.

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ArthurTheRat, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:02, archived)

Of course not. What ever makes you think that?
_{_{_{_{pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffftttt}}}}
(

Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 23 May 2009, 17:05, archived)

I had to look at the source to see your pffting exhalation

(

SuperMatt, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:10, archived)

Was it worth it?

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 23 May 2009, 17:17, archived)

Not really

(

SuperMatt, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:17, archived)

I see.
_{_{_{_{_cunt}}}}
(

Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 23 May 2009, 17:26, archived)

I'm afraid so,
yes.
(

Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:18, archived)

Hello, we dont see much of you over here.
Welcome!
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:20, archived)

I am getting increasingly old
and forgetful.
Plus my incessant drinking means it's hard for me to use my head dobber.
(

Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:26, archived)

Growing old sucks balls
And not even nice, freshly shaven balls. Old man balls.

Old man balls after they havent been washed for a week.
(

Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:29, archived)

and slightly gangrenous.

(

Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:30, archived)

Mykeyboy: Bollock Taster
Just need one of those 4chan style motivational posters now...
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:30, archived)

Pfft

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:33, archived)

I don't know what you look like.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:21, archived)

depends on the contrast between the jeans and the jacket
light jeans plus dark jacket = no (and wear a shirt)
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custard, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:23, archived)

all people who wear suit jacket combined with any form of casual dress are fucking knobbers who should be shot.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 17:29, archived)

what about casual/not-suit jackets?
this sort of thing - clicky

(and some casual jackets/blazers do have low-key pinstripes)
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custard, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:33, archived)

You're going to have to tell me what you mean by jacket here.
You mean the jackets that are similar to suit jackets that are meant to be casual, or jackets full stop?

If it's the former, that comes under the shitdar.

edit: Yes, they are only for twats. No offence,

great
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 17:35, archived)

odd

(

custard, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:39, archived)

Yes, it is odd that anyone thinks they look good on them.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 17:40, archived)

depends on the jacket/blazer
badly cut navy blue double breasted monstrosities with gold buttons are hideous, but well designed blazers are pretty much a fashion staple.

So in your world, the suit jacket shape must only be worn with trousers made from the same cloth as the jacket (aka a suit)?

(the look doesn't work if you are fat, though; it's a fitted thing)
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custard, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:44, archived)

Pretty much.
They look shit on 99% of people. The only people they do look good on are the people who'd quite frankly look good in anything.

I'm not fat and just being upset that I look like shit in one myself, I honestly think the people who dress like that are knobs.

They're hardly fashion staples either.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 17:48, archived)

most collections (whether from Next or uber&overpricedfashionhouse)
usually have two or three blazers in (to be worn with dress/smart trousers/jeans and shirts as part of a 'going out' outfit)

not as much of a staple as shirts & trousers etc., obviously

(P.S. didn't mean to imply that you were fat)
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custard, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:52, archived)

What's the acceptable time to have a drink on a Saturday?

(

Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:25, archived)

Saturday

(

SuperMatt, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:26, archived)

Excellent, i shall follow the advice of Supermatt.

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:28, archived)

It's the best advice in the world.
In other news, I have moved in to my new place, but I've had to come back to my mother's house to cat sit today and tomorrow. Boo.
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SuperMatt, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:29, archived)

Are you on your own in your new place or are you sharing?

(

Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:30, archived)

Sharing
Is it not common knowledge with whom I am sharing?
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SuperMatt, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:30, archived)

Possibly but my memory is about as much use as Gonzo at a Mr Universe contest

(

Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:32, archived)

Gonz would be VERY useful at a Mr Universe contest
He'd be in charge of applying the baby oil to the contestants.

I shall be moving in with b3ta's other jew.
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SuperMatt, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

That's right, I am a jew whore
BUT I WON'T LET THEM CONTROL MY MEDIA!
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SuperMatt, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

Just think of the chances you'll have to discover her secret jew gold!

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

I hope it's in her knicker drawer

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SuperMatt, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:36, archived)

Jew gold smells quite strongly
It's probably best if you push your face right in there, just to be sure.
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:38, archived)

It's the only way to be CERTAIN

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SuperMatt, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:38, archived)

Im not sure what the jew version of a fag hag is...

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:40, archived)

"hag"

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SuperMatt, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:43, archived)

You schlamiel

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:47, archived)

normally called the wife I believe.

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:45, archived)

Clearly, once you've gone heeb, you cant leave

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

Their noses do it for me

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SuperMatt, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:37, archived)

You know she'll charge you per sheet of loo roll
And follow you around turning off lights
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

It's the cross I have to bear
which is ironic...
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SuperMatt, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:40, archived)

yeah, carrying a hairy cross with you
weirdo!
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:43, archived)

the combined expenses bit is fine
up until you mention the gas bill.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:38, archived)

Pfft

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

I buy my zyklon-b in calor gas cannisters.

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SuperMatt, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

zyklon b sounds like the baddy in a 70s japanese telly series

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:41, archived)

Phew, that was a close one
I nearly had to make a decision by myself
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:29, archived)

at the stroke of midnight under a full moon in a graveyard

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Lightguy hail satan, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:26, archived)

Friday.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:26, archived)

I shall be starting at 5, roughly.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:28, archived)

Motherfucking Guinness for the motherfucking win.
I predict an evening of Predator and other movies in HD and medium to hard RAWK.
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

whenever you want?

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:26, archived)

Are you asking me or telling me?

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:28, archived)

Both.

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

NOW!
*opens a can of diet 7 up*
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 23 May 2009, 16:29, archived)

QUEER
Everyone knows its diet dr pepper, or fanta icy lemon zero, or even sprite zero.

Fuck me, since when did i have the allman brothers?
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:30, archived)

it is always a acceptable time to drink
its others who think its unacceptable time to drink.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:37, archived)

The poor misguided fools

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

Whenever but make sure it's OK with mumsy.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:47, archived)

You're dressed in a pinny arent you?

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:49, archived)

The job that I applied for has 2000 applicants, and she's going through 350 of them to interview.
I'm not hopeful. But the taxman has paid me over £700 in the last few days, in two payments, to cover what I'd paid too much of. WITHOUT ME ASKING THEM TO :D

How're you? And are you having a barbeque?
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:03, archived)

Not bad
I'm not having a barbeque, i'm sat in front of the pc with a hangover listening to 'how soon is now' by the smiths.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:04, archived)

I was listening to that this morning with my hangover

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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:04, archived)

are you sure you both had hangovers,
or was it a general feeling of illness caused by such depressing music?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 15:05, archived)

How soon is now is about the only smiths song I like.
The rest is a bit mince in my worthless opinion.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:06, archived)

No opinion that contains a general dismissal of the smiths can be considered worthless.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 15:08, archived)

This

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ArthurTheRat, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:59, archived)

Is that the one he covered from TaTu ?

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:01, archived)

I think you should give the money to me.
I deserve it for all the hardship your people put my people through.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:04, archived)

That would all be well and good
But I'm not Christian, nor do I have Nazi ancestors.
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:05, archived)

So you deny the pain and sacrifice of my people, of which I am representative, at the hands of your people?
This will not fair well with the eldars at the next world council meeting.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:08, archived)

No, I'm not having a BBQ,
I'm having a massive pile of stress burgers.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 15:05, archived)

what about?

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:19, archived)

I want to spend all my time revising (which is difficult enough),
but I've got a large project due in 3 days before my first exam and I keep feeling like I can't concentrate fully on revision until it's out of the way. But then I feel like I'm not revising hard enough and stop doing the project to go revise.

*bangs head on table*
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 15:21, archived)

you need a cup of tea

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:24, archived)

That's what I'm doing right now,
because we all know tea solves everything
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 15:27, archived)

STOP FUCKING ABOUT ONLINE THEN
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/talkboard-users.html
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:59, archived)

I can do what I want. There are 24 hours in a day, typing a message takes about 10 seconds,
the combined time I spend on b3ta a day is about an hour/ 90 minutes, which is usually done at the same time as work.

But thanks for telling me how to spend my days.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 16:05, archived)

Hah, Marlboro got TOLD ! Yeeeeeaaaa' boi'.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:23, archived)

And you're not even getting paid for all this drudgery!
Gutted.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:29, archived)

If I do enough work now, it'll set me up to be paid well for future drudgery.
Hence the stress. If there was nothing riding on it, I'd be a floaty blob of easiness right now.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 15:31, archived)

If it makes you feel better, keep believing that.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:33, archived)

There's something about the phrasing of your vote of confidence...

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 15:34, archived)

I've a strange sense of deja vu.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:05, archived)

Yep, they paid me a few days ago
And I got another chewue today... Though one was cashable at the post office, this one isn't
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:06, archived)

I'm on THE LIST.
GET IN.
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WHARRGARBL, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:08, archived)

HANG ON.
That wasn't my flounce :(
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WHARRGARBL, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:15, archived)

Groundhog day IS a very good film.

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broadsword, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:45, archived)

I'm sexy.
And keeping an eye on the League Two Play Off Final.
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WHARRGARBL, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:05, archived)

I'm ok ta.
Need a piss but can't be arsed. Watching crappy telly (Zone Horror), doing a bit of web dev if I can find a CSS template I actually like.

I need to ask the tax man for some money.
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CowJam, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:05, archived)

Templates ?
=((((
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:10, archived)

Yes.
I can't be arsed with the design aspect and would like a nice template to work from.

I prefer doing the back end stuff.
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CowJam, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:15, archived)

Fair enough, I've never thought about using templates before.
Well, I have, and always dismissed it straight away, it might be a good idea for next time though =)
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:21, archived)

I'm at work til after midnight
I'm bored already. It's going to be a long day.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:07, archived)

This is rivetting information
*makes notes*
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broadsword, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:08, archived)

As they're not normally meant to be run indoors and I have no garden,
no.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:09, archived)

Ah
I'm celebrating the pool being open, so having one
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:11, archived)

I'm trying to draw an owl that doesn't look gay.
all my owls are homosexuals so far. *sigh*
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:10, archived)

{o,o}
|)__)
-”-”-

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:13, archived)

     HELLOOOOO THAILOR!
     /
{o,o}
|)__)
-”-”-

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ArthurTheRat, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:18, archived)

pffffft

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:22, archived)

     YOU THILLY GOOTHE!
     /
{o,o}
|)__)
-”-”-

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ArthurTheRat, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:25, archived)

I bought my first pair of darts yesterday.
they have annoying spinny flight holders, but are nice to throw.

pic if you give a shit
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Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:22, archived)

I bought some nice ones once.
I got drunk and left them in the pub. When I went back to that pub a few weeks later, the pub was using them as the house darts and they'd been ruined :(
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 15:23, archived)

Unlucky, that's cuntish on the pubs part.
I figured I may as well get used to one pair, since i've started to progress from aiming at the board, to actually aiming at sections of it.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:28, archived)

Interesting definition of pair

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:28, archived)

set would have been better really
i guess.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:28, archived)

The spinning should allow them to group closer together.
What weight?
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magnum, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

I'm stoned
and having a party later.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:43, archived)

I've had a fruitless afternoon of shopping
I wanted a new monitor and a cheap and cheerful PC but found neither during a 40 mile round trip
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magnum, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:12, archived)

Have we already done this?
Fat model, allegedly

Let me be the first to say that I don't give a fuck about the implications of her being bigger for the modelling industry, I just simply "would."

Would YOU?
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Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sat 23 May 2009, 13:43, archived)

But, BUT, her shoes are awful.

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Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sat 23 May 2009, 13:43, archived)

Fruit

(__, Sat 23 May 2009, 13:47, archived)

they have to be sturdy, to support her enormous bulk.

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scott,, Sat 23 May 2009, 13:49, archived)

Her breasts don't look very good either.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 23 May 2009, 13:50, archived)

They look like shoes

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:10, archived)

her skin doesn't look that fabulous either
which is something that is more important than weight/body shape for most models and the people they work for.
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custard, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:12, archived)

Wouldn't

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WormuIus, Sat 23 May 2009, 13:46, archived)

I'm so desperate, I would probably do Piston

(__, Sat 23 May 2009, 13:47, archived)

*passes you a revolver*
*leads you to the back room*

*salutes*
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moohalaa, Sat 23 May 2009, 13:51, archived)

Would he fall asleep inside you, or you him?
And would that be the first mistake?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 23 May 2009, 13:59, archived)

No

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 23 May 2009, 13:49, archived)

God no, what a fat mess
She should be ashamed and anyone who likes the look of that is just sick, and what's with all the skinny bashing anyway? Bullying people just because they like being thin, tsk tsk. Forshame, I say!
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 23 May 2009, 13:51, archived)

why are you reading the daily mail?

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Lightguy hail satan, Sat 23 May 2009, 13:54, archived)

For the lolz.
And also cause Ben Goldacre tweeted rly.cc/pU234
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Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sat 23 May 2009, 13:59, archived)

*looks up over newspaper*
*sighs*
*ruffles pages*
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moohalaa, Sat 23 May 2009, 13:55, archived)

Awww MAn, would you do her? would you give her one? What would you do to THAT if she was walking down the street minding her own buisness?

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 23 May 2009, 13:55, archived)

It's a crude way of putting it, isn't it? I do apologise.
I find her attractive. And I do give a fuck really. I would much prefer models to be a pretty representation of real women than cartoon characters.

*puts on the Not Sexface hat*
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Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sat 23 May 2009, 13:58, archived)

Which ever way you want them to look means forcing your perception of attractiveness upon others

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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 23 May 2009, 13:59, archived)

I reckon she's looks quite nice, and has a decent enough personailty (as much as I can tell without meeting her, anyway).
www.b3ta.com/search/talk?q=%22what+would+you+do+to+that%22
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:03, archived)

Probably not; she isn't unnattractive, but she's not Sophie Dahl either.
but I hate the whole thin women = not real/unhealthy (instead of just being in a minority) & not thin women = real/healthy (instead of being the average/the majority) thing.

Although there are extremely thin/skeletal models (and this is not good); most designers prefer thin models because they're better at promoting clothes/showing how clothes hang & move. It's not some grand conspiracy.

(I'll go for almost any body type if there is a pretty face attached to it)
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custard, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:01, archived)

Does it matter where the face is attached?
www.b3ta.com/talk/6165962
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:04, archived)

This is a sensible well-formed opinion

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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:04, archived)

i'm not sure about the other bits, but i definitely agree with the bit about thin women
it's another one of those weird human nature things where you MUST pick a side, and the other side is MORALLY WRONG
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spacefish bong!, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:06, archived)

I tell you what pisses me off immensely is people going on about how great whales like Beth Ditto look,
she's overweight, it's neither healthy or natural.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:07, archived)

I don't mind people saying that people like her look great
as long as they honest about the potential health consequences of being overweight.

It's the denial which I don't approve of.
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custard, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:10, archived)

nor's smoking, but it still makes you look cool

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spacefish bong!, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:11, archived)

I'm smoking, I'm wearing sunglasses AND I've got a tattoo
people keep their drinks near me because I'm ice cold baby
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moohalaa, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:15, archived)

The thing I find most attractive is a girl who's got some passion about something.
I don't really care what, except perhaps sports, because I can't get interested in that. Pretty much anything else though, and I find that a huge turn-on (not in a 'I want to bend them over the railings' way, but in a 'I really want to continue being with this person' way).
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:10, archived)

passion/animation is always good
a big lass with a lust for life will always beat a thin dullard
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custard, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:13, archived)

what about girls obsessed with pokemon/buffy the vampire slayer fanfic?

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:17, archived)

As long as I get her home by 6:30 for when their parents make dinner, then it's all cool.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:24, archived)

i don't imagine she'd let me

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spacefish bong!, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:01, archived)

Put it in a Boost wrapper and you're away.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:05, archived)

Faakin' 'ell mate, cor blimey, I reckon she'll give a great conversation. Look at the personailty on that ! Yeah', I'ld definatly let her discuss politics with me.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:06, archived)

i bet she's got a theory of metaphysics like a badly-packed kebab

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spacefish bong!, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:08, archived)

Something tells me she wouldn't have got that far if she was (say) an office clerk from Sandbach rather than a student at Cambridge.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:09, archived)

Something tells me you're thinking a Miss [location] is all about looks.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:11, archived)

Eh, not really.
The hidden subtext was that she's not bad looking, but a bit plain. I should really have made that clearer.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:12, archived)

Oh wow, ten stone, she's fucking enormous.
For fuck's sake. Who gives a shit? Promoting 'normal' models is encouraging people to judge on looks as much as promoting size 0 is.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:13, archived)

people are always going to judge on looks
it's not pleasant, but it happens (I've had women laugh at my receding hairline in clubs etc.)

I'd rather be honest about and admit that I find X more attractive than Y (in a purely physical sense) than lie to people.

My problem with this so-called debate is that terms of reference are completely wrong. Thin women are not freaks (merely fewer in number) and non-thin women are no more real (merely more common) than thin women etc.
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custard, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:32, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
baldy baldy bald bald.
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ArthurTheRat, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:36, archived)

i bet he's on the dole too

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Lightguy hail satan, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:39, archived)

yep
I got some fresh newspaper for my park bench/bed this morning and fresh supplies of industrial cider
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custard, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:42, archived)

she's more than 10st
unless she's about 5'5

and... Emmalina?? :/
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:17, archived)

oh it says she's 5'5
well that's too short to be a model. and her face is wrong too.
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:18, archived)

go on, say it
say you think she's a pig-ugly lardy-arsed munter
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:25, archived)

I'll be honest here, I like skinny women
that whole beached whale look doesn't do it for me
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:23, archived)

I prefer my women like a washed up oil drum
salty, seeping and surrounded by used needles
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:25, archived)

I loved the beached whale look
it's even better when you kill them and wait for their putrefying bodies to explode (as beached whales do).
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custard, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:28, archived)

'I want to show that not everybody who comes to Cambridge is like Gail Trimble - you can be pretty and clever.' Ouch. Unfortunately it looks like she's not managed to ~~possess~~ be either of the two...
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vladimir, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:32, archived)

Of course.
She shouldn't win, she can't even stand well.
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CowJam, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:11, archived)

Are we really only up to the goat rape scene?
Will this show never end?

Update: Okay 'council supplied victim' raped, main person escaped on the flying electric buggy, bombing raid (complete with novelty bombs that leave amusingly shaped scorch marks) done and finally now on the lost property/hot dog scene. Then interval.

Finally! Last scene.
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:45, archived)

There's load of people I don't know on here.
I hate them because I fear change
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:46, archived)

Have you tried using fire to conquer your fears?

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:48, archived)

change isn't all bad though
if you save enough of it you can buy an icecream.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 23 May 2009, 12:00, archived)

or using it for parking metre money.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 23 May 2009, 12:00, archived)

Or throw it
at tramps.
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Sat 23 May 2009, 12:08, archived)

don't worry, I'm here
you malodorous braincripple
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 23 May 2009, 12:18, archived)

You can tell that the goat really doesn't mind.
His words say 'Baaaaaaaa' but his eyes say 'yes'.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:47, archived)

He's the rapist.
Bad goat.
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:48, archived)

It's more 'seduced' rather than 'rape', if you ask me.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:50, archived)

Interesting insight

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:47, archived)

What?

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:47, archived)

I'm hungover and it's all the GAA's fault.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:49, archived)

Granny Assault: Aylesbury
the controversial new game from rockstar?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

It must be very stressful being a rockstar.
Recording all those albums, going on tour, banging Kate Moss and having to write Grand Theft Auto.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:52, archived)

Why, what have they done now?

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 23 May 2009, 12:13, archived)

They gave me a bottle of Tequila the other night at a table quiz.
Now there's no tequila.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 23 May 2009, 12:15, archived)

Oh dear.
Those GAA heads, always up to no good. Tequila is bad. Very bad.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 23 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

I have to go canvassing shortly, with the party leader.
This will not go well.
In better news, we'll be winning the Heineken Cup later.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 23 May 2009, 12:18, archived)

Great show but this is the 46th time I've seen it now. Still. Last one.
www.sydneytheatre.com.au/2009/thewonderfulworldofdissocia
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:49, archived)

The twist is that the mother is actually his daughter

(__, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:49, archived)

Better than that.
She's mental and imagining the whole thing.
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Sat 23 May 2009, 12:03, archived)

What the fuck is all this?

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Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 23 May 2009, 12:24, archived)

Bizarre attention seeking.
Which is fine, but he's not one of us, which makes it wrong.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 23 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

Yeah yeah.
Actually, it theatre (darling).
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Sat 23 May 2009, 12:34, archived)

picking up some small, fast-moving blips on the You Are Shit radar
continuing to monitor, will keep you posted
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 23 May 2009, 12:48, archived)

It's different.
I'll give you that.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 23 May 2009, 13:01, archived)

Hahaha
img132.imageshack.us/img132/7374/selection15859.jpg
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 23 May 2009, 13:06, archived)

I'm going to invent a new martial art which is a cross between capoeira and morris dancing.
Who wants to meet outside bogus's house and practice non-stop for three months?
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:43, archived)

Excellent.

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ArthurTheRat, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:44, archived)

Touch me, Easty.
Touch me inappropriately.
With bells on.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:45, archived)

*jangle*

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ArthurTheRat, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:52, archived)

I'll cut you

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:44, archived)

OH BOY !
Count me in !
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:48, archived)

only if you come up with some good names for your fighting styles
remember monkey, dragon, tiger etc. are already taken
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:49, archived)

Something good and English.
Badger.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:58, archived)

Weasel
stoat
whippet
terrier
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:00, archived)

The other day I answered a the question on here "Who do you hate?" by saying I hate noone
I was wrong. Morrismen. The cunts woke me up this morning clacking about in the square with their songs of Mary going across the sea. If I weren't such a respectable man I'd open the curtains in all my nudey glory and tell them I was going to hurt them all, but I'm not, I'm telling the internet instead. Hello, also.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:13, archived)

why do you hate your country?

(PsychoChomp, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:13, archived)

Must be the wogs and coons

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:14, archived)

wogs? - you are clare werbeloff AICMFP

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:38, archived)

No, but I was trying to get a rise out of those less blessed with a sense of irony
Today I failed.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:40, archived)

well here's clare if you don't know already
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ja01zTkCft8
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:42, archived)

Yeah
Just had a look. An interesting lady.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:43, archived)

I hate bogus official.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 11:14, archived)

No, you don't.
That's just silly.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:14, archived)

Yes I do.
You offend my every fibre.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 11:15, archived)

I find this imcomprehensible.
I therefore consider you a liar at least.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:15, archived)

Oh.
I could be wrong actually.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 11:16, archived)

See!
I'm often very wise.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:18, archived)

I hate people who honk their horn for attention.
At 3am - 4am.
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WHARRGARBL, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:16, archived)

Tell the police.
This is illegal, you're not allowed to use it in an area with street lights after 11pm.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 11:17, archived)

I don't have a registration number.
And it was in a Uni car park.
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WHARRGARBL, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:17, archived)

Call them up anyway, they might know what to do.
Tell them everything you know, that there was "car" in a "Carpark" at the "Uni" and that it was "Honking" (make sure they're clear that means activating their emergancy warning system, rather than it being some sort of duck.). Be clear as to the type of "honk", prehaps trying to recreate it.

The police are very good these days, they might be able to use their satalights or something to see who did it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:27, archived)

What?

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WHARRGARBL, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:30, archived)

Well, if a crime has been commited, you should call the police, they're quite good at dealing with that sort of thing.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:31, archived)

Oh.

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WHARRGARBL, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:41, archived)

Shut up 90nz0.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:46, archived)

Oh
=(
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:49, archived)

Quite
I'd also like to add the blue tit chicks that are lodging in my loft. Noisy as fuck at first light.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:17, archived)

drill holes in their skulls and inject boiling yogurt into their cerebellums, the cunts
hello
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:16, archived)

I know the husband of one of them
Some cunt pointed a gun at him at work, probably because his wife was blacked up and skriking like a pig in an abattoir at the time.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:18, archived)

When I lived in retardshire the pub over the road used to have morris dancers outside sometimes
I found it funny to watch, tho I was generally pissed, which probably helped.
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broadsword, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:17, archived)

They do this every bank holiday week end
Then I forget, then they come back. To my knowledge I have yet to see a single punter do anything other than give them a wide birth. Only morrismen like morris dancing. True fact.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:20, archived)

who are Morrismen??
some kind of cult?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 23 May 2009, 11:19, archived)

Oh, you are a forrin bairn aren't you?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morris_dancers
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:21, archived)

she guessed correctly though

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 11:22, archived)

Yup. I'm from Ozland.
It's er... different. If you watch neighbours - rest assured it's a pile of tosh absolutely nothing like the real deal.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 23 May 2009, 11:22, archived)

No I don't
I'm an adult
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:23, archived)

thank fuck for that.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 23 May 2009, 11:25, archived)

Ah but it gives lots of
'fresh out of NIDA' actors something to do.

Where you in Oz?
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:43, archived)

Victoria.
About four hours away from the Fabled Legless.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 23 May 2009, 11:58, archived)

The what?

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The Togaboy The world will end on, Sat 23 May 2009, 12:09, archived)

Befriend them, I'm sure they're a happy bunch.
I would be quite happy if I could spend all day waving sticks in white clothes with dangly bits. A guy like me can see a good livin' in that. Then, once you've befriended them, join their troupe, suggest that they're better off morris dancing outside [ex wife/boss/downing street]'s house.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:34, archived)

With all due respect
Fuck off.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:34, archived)

=((((
I'm going to suggest your house for the "International Morris Dance-Off 2009".
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:46, archived)

:(

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

I can't decide which underpants to wear today
Do you wear underpants?

I like the internet. I like posting words on the internet. Hello.
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 23 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

I'm not too sure which ones to wear either Frank.
I mightn't wear any.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 23 May 2009, 10:38, archived)

HELLO
I'm not sure who's sexier today, you or Esme

we can only settle this if you two wrestle to the death in a bath of cold baked beans on blogtv
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 23 May 2009, 10:58, archived)

I do wear underpants. sometimes.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 23 May 2009, 10:39, archived)

I might have some food now

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 23 May 2009, 10:41, archived)

It's a dilemma, alright.
I don't know whether to match them with my bra or not. I don't know how I get up in the mornings!
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 23 May 2009, 10:39, archived)

I never wear matching bra and pants.
Seeing as how all of my bras are black and virtually all of my pants are multicoloured. I don't think I've ever owned a matching set though. Sad times.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 23 May 2009, 10:40, archived)

Mine never really match,
they just sometimes happen to be the same colour. Fuck that buying sets malarkey.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 23 May 2009, 10:51, archived)

See,
I'd quite like matching sets if they weren't so stupidly expensive because of my stupid comedy tits.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 23 May 2009, 10:53, archived)

Haha.
I like having the small boobies, I have to say.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 23 May 2009, 10:54, archived)

Comedy tits?
Do they do stand up?
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broadsword, Sat 23 May 2009, 10:57, archived)

EsmeEsmeEsmeEsmeEsmeEsmeEsmeEsmeEsmeEsmeEsmeEsme
hello
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

Hello Gilgy Plops.
How's your elbow?
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

it's fucking BRILLIANT, just like the rest of me
I just literally ripped a bus timetable to pieces, I must be some kind of DEMIGOD
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:14, archived)

I wear underpants. I don't wear them when doing a poo, that would be messy. Also I take them off to shower and sleep. I put a clean pair on in the morning. When I don't have many pairs of underpants left I wash them all and start again.

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Druid, Sat 23 May 2009, 10:40, archived)

My undies always match

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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sat 23 May 2009, 10:41, archived)

Always matching. Excpet when they don't.
Nice knickers are my favourite thing.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 23 May 2009, 10:42, archived)

I'm bored of underpants now
I'm in an EXCEPTIONALLY good mood this morning

I think I might be a bit sleep-deprived and manic, a few espressos should calm me down
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:11, archived)

I've got revision fatigue.
This can only be cured my coffee and cigarettes.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 23 May 2009, 11:15, archived)

I like how every time you choose to start a thread it is a fantastic satirical strike at the heart of our posting problems.

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WormuIus, Sat 23 May 2009, 10:45, archived)

He's seriously close to taking your shitty crown.

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Druid, Sat 23 May 2009, 10:47, archived)

It's not a contest Druid.

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WormuIus, Sat 23 May 2009, 10:50, archived)

I can't decide if that makes it better or worse.

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Druid, Sat 23 May 2009, 10:51, archived)

I grab the pair that's at the top of my underpants drawer.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 10:47, archived)

Also. Hello Gilgamesh.
It makes me extremely worried to see that you are listed as one of my fans.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 10:51, archived)

I'm astonished I'm not on ignore by most of the daytime people

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 23 May 2009, 10:56, archived)

I don't wear underpants
but I have some lovely blue patterned trunk boxers things.

I'm eating cold pizza from last night and downloading iphone apps.
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moohalaa, Sat 23 May 2009, 10:59, archived)

boxers come under the underpants spectrum.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 10:59, archived)

I might get my hair cut in a bit
thrilling day!
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moohalaa, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

I need a haircut but I "don't have time", due to the massive amount of work I've got on.
I'm sitting here reading 8 bit theatre and listening to the radio.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 11:08, archived)

hurry up and do your homework then
bloody students
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moohalaa, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:10, archived)

It's not homework.
I've got the mysteries of the universe to describe in mathematical form. If I don't do this, you'll all blow up.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 11:11, archived)

Gilgy wilgy meshy weshy plops
I am wearing dark blue boxers. I had an erection this morning, which was a pleasant surprise.
Hello.
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broadsword, Sat 23 May 2009, 10:59, archived)

first one for 20 years?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 10:59, archived)

Close, 2 weeks
I've been ill which seemed to have a direct impact on broadsword jr :/
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broadsword, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:01, archived)

poor baby
well now you're back to normal. How goes it Broadsword?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 23 May 2009, 11:04, archived)

Dunno about normal
but I'm better than I was. How are you?
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broadsword, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:10, archived)

aha I'm sick.
Physically sick - from stress. 17 year old's should not be stressed enough that they get physically ill!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 23 May 2009, 11:18, archived)

I have that at the moment.
26 yeard olds should not be that stressed either.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:47, archived)

hello broadlyswordly, you horrendous bloated old nudist

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:02, archived)

hello Gilgy
I do wear underpants when I have to. I didn't wear them today.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 23 May 2009, 11:00, archived)

who forces you to wear pants.

(PsychoChomp, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:03, archived)

The Australian Underwear Taskforce.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

get AUT

(PsychoChomp, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

My school really
it's a tad unnerving to walk around in a flimsy dress when it's very windy. I don't like the risk of "accidental exposure".

So I have to wear pance. :(
Bollocks.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 23 May 2009, 11:06, archived)

terrible oppression,
if only you lived in the 60s
(PsychoChomp, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

I know. All those big foofy skirts
and pantaloooooons.

god I had the weirdest dream about pantaloons once.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 23 May 2009, 11:09, archived)

there must be something in the water down there.

(PsychoChomp, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:13, archived)

you should all be aware that this information is being entered into my underpant database for future reference#

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:04, archived)

BREAKFAST NOM.
Bacon, egg and mushroom in a toasted muffin and a cup of Yorkshire tea. I think I'm a strong contender for best breakfast.
Are you making the most of the weather today, or are you going to spend it indoors with your curtains drawn so you can see the monitor?
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Druid, Sat 23 May 2009, 10:21, archived)

HELLO.
We don't have any breakfastables. Come round to ours with your leftovers.

I'm probably going to town today, got stuff to buy to send out with my randomburns. Fancy it?
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 23 May 2009, 10:22, archived)

Aye, why not. The exciting football weekend starts here.
Did you hear the cakes and pies song on Adam and Joe?
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Druid, Sat 23 May 2009, 10:27, archived)

Yes I did.
Fucking mental.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 23 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

The Mykey song.
He's fat, you know.
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Druid, Sat 23 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

I just bought Fairytale off of itunes :)
It's ACE.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 23 May 2009, 10:39, archived)

I'm still waiting for the Tommy Sparks album to arrive.
I think it was out on the 20th, so it should be here by now.
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Druid, Sat 23 May 2009, 10:42, archived)

I forgot I bought bacon
and now I'm full from fruit ):
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 23 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

It looks like it's going to piss it down,
But I'm probably going to go to the top of Ilkley Moor and complain about it on Twitter.
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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 23 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

YOU.
Thank you for my randomburn and the stuff you sent :)
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 23 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

no probs :)
I was going to send a load of American sweets to everyone but I ate them all :(

Hence the panic packing of random and sundry items.
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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 23 May 2009, 10:28, archived)

I had a better breakfast.
But now I'm at home revising and it's rubbish. Ten days til it's all over.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 23 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

How did you beat my breakfast? Bear in mind mine was finished off with
another cup of tea and some Minstrels. The chocolate ones, not the racist ones.
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Druid, Sat 23 May 2009, 10:28, archived)

It was in an enormous bed in a hotel and followed by a bath and snogging.

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 23 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

It was Yorkshire tea, mind, so I still think I win.

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Druid, Sat 23 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

I have no eggs.
I fail.
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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 23 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

I went out
it was nice and sunny and warm
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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sat 23 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

i've got a meeting with the meat at the market after breakfast
also, i'm painting the house which means lots of windows open, so i'll have to lock myself in the cupboard to play WoW
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spacefish bong!, Sat 23 May 2009, 10:35, archived)

You're well dedicated.
I have DIY to do. A tiny bit of patch plastering, I really should decide on the sound system I want too, so I can make the shelves. Plus there's gardening to do, but that'll wait 'till tomorrow I think.

Are you doing other decoratey things as well as painting?
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Druid, Sat 23 May 2009, 10:38, archived)

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