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I'm having a party in a disused quarry on Friday
there will be barbecues, climbing, people and music.

What are you looking forward to?
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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:01, archived)

I'm looking forward to meeting some of you at the B3ta bash.
What are you looking forward to?
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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:03, archived)

The weekend after this one I'm fighting in my first Kendo competition, what're you looking forward to?

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:03, archived)

see you there

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

My holiday to Scarborough in 4 weeks!
* see above *
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:03, archived)

*high fives*

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:04, archived)

I want to live in a big plastic bubble city on Mars

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:04, archived)

I can pull some tarp over a sunken quarry for you
will that do?
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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

will there be jet packs and sexy fembots?

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

disposable barbecues and some people I know
some of them are girls, when the barbecues are out we can dress them up in them so they resemble fembots
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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:08, archived)

+triple-titted whores

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 27 May 2009, 11:08, archived)

Tie a carrier bag over your head to simulate the experience.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

Nothing
except maybe the bash

but I don't have anything that I'm dreading, so that's all good
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

Dread Nought
DREADNOUGHT!
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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:06, archived)

sounds great!
i'm looking forward to a festival (or two), seeing some friends i haven't seen in a while, a couple of soon-to-be-released videogames

also, although this isn't for months, i'm VERY EXCITED about the norway half marathon
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:06, archived)

No way? Norway?

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:08, archived)

oh god, gmos. it's going to be incredible
candles in the snow marking out the route
northern lights above
tea and cake at the end

WHEEE
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:25, archived)

crikey
that sounds fun

I signed up for a 10k this year, maybe I'll get to do the marathon at some point
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:10, archived)

fuck marathons
they're for crazy people (case in point: CHB has done about 7) but halfs are just about ok
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:21, archived)

OH EM GEE
TAKE THAT in two weeks.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:16, archived)

take what in 2 weeks?

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:18, archived)

Finishing work
Moving house
Finishing Uni
Running off to a foreign country and hiding
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:22, archived)

Good ning!
I'm building up a keyword list for a spam filter, suggestions please

Also, this has to cover an office in london and another in moscow so if anyone knows the russian for "XXX Hot chicks free viagra" please let me know
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:42, archived)

That's not a good idea
the best thing to do is train your mail client to recognise spam. What are you using?
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SuperMatt, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:43, archived)

this is a server side thing for a whole bunch of people
they've got exchange with sophos av/as gubbins
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:49, archived)

Definitely not a good idea then
You don't want to accidentally word filter a legitimate email.
Spam should be determined by other factors that I don't quite understand.
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SuperMatt, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:07, archived)

SPAMMY IPs

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WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:10, archived)

Well not just that
There's lots of other gubbins to be aware of.
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SuperMatt, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

blimey you've 'ad some cowboys in 'ere mate
wot you needs is them there regular expressions, rip out all that string matching crap AND I'll tarmac yer drive for yer
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:07, archived)

tell me about it
we're mostly unix folks, this is the only exchange we look after, I fucking hate it
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

so ... you run Unix and you chose ... the shittest server system Microsoft ever produced?
what does your website run on, a ZX81?
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:18, archived)

we didn't choose this
basically the client came along and said "we want a fileserver" and we said ok and then while building that they said "oh by the way can you build and manage an exchange server for us?" and we said "we don't really do that sort of thing" and the client waved a huge wad of cash our direction and the manager said "oh actually we do do that after all, it's dead easy"

and here we are

/edit and with reference to my own personal website

www.zxbadger.com
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:21, archived)

bum gravy

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:52, archived)

*plays pong online*

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The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 27 May 2009, 10:22, archived)

*bip*

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*boop*
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The Neville What what what, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

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...doink
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vladimir, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:47, archived)

...I think I've broken it
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vladimir, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:48, archived)

nonce
hitler, willies, botulism, leprosy, gingers, connect 4
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The Neville What what what, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:43, archived)

that sounds like my standard emails

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:44, archived)

Gingers?
:( You're a cunt.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:47, archived)

tits goes in too
gingers are as good as tits.

*glass half full*
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:48, archived)

You tell 'im
(I likes redheads)
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:49, archived)

gingers who shave their mimsys but leave a landing strip look like they have stuck a fish finger on their cunts

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mongychops, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

pfft

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:54, archived)

Ha ha ha ha

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:57, archived)

Is this another plot to a sitcom?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 27 May 2009, 10:01, archived)

Birds of a Feather

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WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:10, archived)

almost perfect weekend
all you needed was 'oversized' in front of connect4
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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:07, archived)

oversized
jenga/connect4/monopoly/risk etc.

Hello sire! How goes the world?
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The Neville What what what, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:10, archived)

pretty smash, I will give more details on the old fblox in about 20 minutes...
how're you?
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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:12, archived)

Grandiose!
Just pootling away on work-related malarkies
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The Neville What what what, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

I'm going to glastonbury
who's jealous?
www.glastonburyfestivals.co.uk/news/2009-line-up-revealed
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:44, archived)

A bit.
I used to go every year but I opt for smaller festivals now. Latitude for the last couple of years and End of The Road this year.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:46, archived)

I'd like to go to latitude next year
it seems to be getting better each year.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:48, archived)

Latitude is really lovely.
Nice surroundings, good camping areas, high quality food, small enough that if you lose someone it isn't the end of the world!

End of The Road is even smaller only 5000 people but has an amazing lineup if you like folky/acoustic music.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:50, archived)

i might be doing both of those this year
latitude is a definite, end of the road will depend on monies
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:05, archived)

Not me
I'm saving my money for Amsterdam and shoes, glorious shoes.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:48, archived)

stop being so jealous of me Wow

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:50, archived)

I'd go for Scroob
I've not heard of most of the line-up.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:51, archived)

Rolf Harris

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:52, archived)

Stop calling me that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

Stop touching sick animals innappropriatly then.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:54, archived)

*puts Huntley down*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:54, archived)

...Ian?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 27 May 2009, 9:58, archived)

Is there another?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:59, archived)

I'm sure there's many.
I'm still not intune with your sick mind. You could have meant something completely innocent for all I know.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 27 May 2009, 10:00, archived)

'Stop touching sick animals innappropriatly then.'
*puts Huntley down*

I'm hardly being obscure, Crumpet.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:03, archived)

Sorry.
My brain has melted.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 27 May 2009, 10:05, archived)

Awwww.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:05, archived)

melted brain on crumpets
deeeelicious
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:11, archived)

I saw him there in either 02 or 03, I can't remember.
He rocked it! He really was good.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

What-ho young Captain of the Captain-Captainsons
How does this morning find you?
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

Impatient, I have post due to arrive today.
LUSH post.

You?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

Exciting, what is in this post?

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Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:55, archived)

perfume, bath bombs, skin stuff, shampoo, conditioner....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:55, archived)

I once made a bath bomb
It went smashingly
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:47, archived)

Someone stole my parking space again *snarls*
Other than that pretty good but the 'rents finally sold the house so I'm currently looking for somewhere to live.

Is that parcel you were supposed to get yesterday?
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:56, archived)

Yep.
I hope you find somewhere, dude.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:57, archived)

I'm going to look at a smashing little cottage in the middle of nowhere on Friday
It suits my reclusiveness perfectly media.rightmove.co.uk/33k/32471/32471_9387_IMG_00_0000.jpg
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:58, archived)

Ooooooooh lovely

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:59, archived)

I've also got a few other things to look at
But that one looks ideal, if I can get broadband through the phone line and the farm next door isn't too noisy or smelly.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:01, archived)

Nicely, sir.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:02, archived)

Trying to arrange viewings is the hard part
Question 1) Do you work? - "Yes"
Question 2) Can you make it to the house in the day? - "No I'll be at work, can I see it on an evening or weekend?"
Sorry, we don't do evening or weekend viewings
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:03, archived)

'So how do gainfully employed people view properties through yourselves?'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:05, archived)

I did ask something similar to one of the agents,
they couldn't give two shits was the general impression I got.

Maybe I should have tried less sounding like a posh southerner and more like an irate inbred local. "Ay'up me duck, I don't want to poll thompson but I'd like to take a gander at the house by the jitty. My eadscrag is tup-ead so I have to go in the evening..."
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:08, archived)

That is very true.
Although I do work in estate agency (please, no abuse) we will accompany viewings until 7pm weekdays and all day both Saturday and Sunday.

At the moment if someone wants to view something, most estate agents can't afford not to show them around.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

That's what I'd have thought
Most of the decent lettings around here are through independant landlords or small estate agents though.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

how much am I?

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

Priceless.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:22, archived)

only for Bon Iver.
and maybe Mr. Hudson.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:48, archived)

oh Bon Iver <3

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:51, archived)

I cannot think of anything I would rather do less than go to Glastonbury
All those crusty fuckers.
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WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:50, archived)

Row after row of ginger dreadlocks, drenched in mud and vom.
Not taking a shit for three days becuase the facilities rival those of Delhi's smelliest shithouse.
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WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:51, archived)

Waking up shivering, hungover in the wrong tent and finding all your posessions stolen.

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WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:51, archived)

That is why I go to smaller less mental festivals these days.
Decent toilets and less crusties.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:52, archived)

you've been terribly unlucky to experience all these things firsthand
without even going
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

This is my idea of torture.
People don't realise how shit Glastonbury is becuase we are constantly told how fucking brilliant it is.

The only people that can afford to go are grungy champagne socialists that only wear clothes made of hemp grown in Palestine.

The whole thing makes me want to start a far-right youth movement.
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WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

you're so wrong,
you couldn't get more upper middle class than the majority of people who go there.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:55, archived)

haha fail
www.b3ta.com/talk/6176802
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WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:56, archived)

I reserve the right to call you wrong
without claiming to be alternative or cool.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:57, archived)

You're going to stand at the back with some cunt-faced media types talking about how Festivals have gone down hill
whilst reading your signed copy of Rob-da-bank's festival guide 2009 as featured in Time Out.

you floppycocked pillock.
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WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:58, archived)

Nope I'm going to get hammered in a field with my friends
and listen to live music,

it'll be awful.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:00, archived)

This is the bit where lots of people that think they are alternative and cooler than me tell me off for being wrong on the internet.

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WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:55, archived)

you should form a band with the unrelistic hope of fame, but not really be very good but still talk about your band all the time
then you'll understand glastonbury
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mongychops, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:00, archived)

I thought everyone that went looked like you.
Saville Row tucked into wellies.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:52, archived)

I'll tell you the kind of people that go to Glastonbury
TFD.
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WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:57, archived)

and me

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:58, archived)

But I like both of you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:58, archived)

obviously you shouldn't

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:06, archived)

I've never been particularly fashionable.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:09, archived)

you're fashionably particular though

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:18, archived)

Oh well DONE, Nibes :D

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:22, archived)

you'd love it,
it's generally full of very attractive women, mostly london types with names like Sasha and Meegan.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:52, archived)

I went once.
I really didn't enjoy it very much at all, it must be said. This could be to do with the people I went with though.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:59, archived)

i am
for me glastonbury isn't so much about the lineup, but that does look pretty ace

if i can scrape the sponds i want to do some sort of festival, it's a shame glastonbury was off the cards this year
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spacefish bong!, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:51, archived)

don't waste your time
the Glastonbury ethos was ruined years ago when they built the second fence and actually started enforcing security. It's just another mass-market festival now, there is none of the old atmosphere.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

as mass-market festivals go it still works well, in my opinion
i'm not asking anyone else to enjoy it, but it's fun for me
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spacefish bong!, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:04, archived)

there's some good stuff in the lineup but i'm not terribly interested in going to glasto
too many people and too high a chance of rain-soaked misery
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:52, archived)

East 17?
Really?

I'd quite like to see Jarvis and White Lies. And Spinal Tap. That's about it though.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:52, archived)

I'm almost tempted to see them...

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:56, archived)

DO SO
I shall live vicariously through you.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:57, archived)

Not me,
glastonbury is one of the shittest festivals around
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 27 May 2009, 9:54, archived)

Gong, Eat Static *and* Back to the Planet
bring your own soap
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:55, archived)

Jesus.
Back to The Planet? That's a blast from the past RIGHT THERE.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:59, archived)

Fuck, yes.
I saw them in Camden Palace in the early nineties. Very fit lead singer. Some drunks were singing "get your tits out" at her. Cue the giant, fat, bearded, hairy bassist shouting "I'm not getting my fucking tits out for any cunt"

good times. Bad cider.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:28, archived)

having been at all the really good Glastonburys in the last 15 years or so
I can safely say "Not me, I couldn't give two short cocks"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:23, archived)

He he.
Hello you. How's things on Planet TMB?
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

hello miss
things are OK. Bit hectic. and I took a ball to the inside of the elbow last night and I'm currently torn between "man the fuck up and take the pain" and "Go to hospital you fucking prick, if you can't move it there's a chance it's broken"

Good times. How's you?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

Youch.
I say 'Man The Fuck Up And Go To The Hospital. You Prick'.

I'm alright ta. Bit sleepy, so even less awake than usual today. More time will be spent day dreaming than EVER BEFORE.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:35, archived)

bum gravy

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:44, archived)

Vampire
Monkey
Speed
Tits
Boobs
Flange
Germany.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 27 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

emails containing the words
Nigeria
sum of
million $USD
plane crash
oil
Western union
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morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:54, archived)

that's a bit of a problem as they're a financial company
and they have a rep in nigeria
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:04, archived)

"drugs," "affair," "the boss is a cunt," "shit on his desk"
that way, as sysadmin you get first dibs on the gossip
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spacefish bong!, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:57, archived)

Naming your children
I will demand to name my offspring

boys will be called
Ferris Thomas
Guy David

girls will be called
Sloane Rebecca
after that the Mother can have a go.

Your names for your disgusting offspring please.
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WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:25, archived)

emma or emily, lucy and alice for girls
and i don't know about boys names. nothing retarded like Ferris or Guy.
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:26, archived)

now everyone be quiet for a while because I've gotta go to work.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:27, archived)

lol noob

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WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:27, archived)

Everyone will be quiet
Wormulus just posted.
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WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:28, archived)

I have the shortest haircut of my life.
my hair hasnt been this short since i was a toddler and it hadn't grown any longer.

it's basically a bob, but its short for me.
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sleepybinky, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:45, archived)

i like "FELICITY FIRE" but the mister's surname starts with an S so her initials would be ffs.

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sleepybinky, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:46, archived)

i like it anyway though.
or Isobel. that is a nice name also.
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sleepybinky, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:46, archived)

and Anais. i like Anais.

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sleepybinky, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:47, archived)

boys names arent so interesting. i would prolly call any sons something like steve or matt or tom.

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sleepybinky, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:47, archived)

NO. NOT STEVE
IT MUST BE STEPHEN.
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SuperMatt, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:54, archived)

well, yes. and matthew, and thomas.

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sleepybinky, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:55, archived)

My brother and I got biblical names.
Between us we have Peter, Simon, James and David.

My parents are both staunch atheists.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:00, archived)

haha
i would have been david if i were a boy.
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sleepybinky, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:01, archived)

my sister was nearly called dahlia :(

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sleepybinky, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:01, archived)

Ouch!
I was nameless for a full month, I was just 'the baby'. My parents couldn't decide between Timothy, Richard or Peter.

I wouldn't have minded any of them.

Terrible child abuse!
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:05, archived)

you should have been
timcharder
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:07, archived)

I think that might have gotten me bullied for having a stupid name.
*hides from anyone actually called 'timcharder'*
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:10, archived)

that's MY name, you bastard
*wedgies*
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:15, archived)

*hands over lunch money*

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Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:21, archived)

*flushes your head in the toilet*
INTERNET BULLYING
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:30, archived)

that just makes it BETTER

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:48, archived)

ALSO, you should keep your surname
it's the best
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:50, archived)

i would prolly give it to any boys as a middle name.
that would satisfy my name thing.
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sleepybinky, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:55, archived)

HANG ON I SEE.
you're saying that because it is also YOUR name arent you.

I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND NOW.
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sleepybinky, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:56, archived)

YOU GOT ME

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:59, archived)

Retarded! RETARDED?
Ferris is a fantastic name.

You have to give your child an interesting name, otherwise they'll be all boring and that.
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WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:27, archived)

Yeah
You don't want to give your child a name like Sebastian
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SuperMatt, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:29, archived)

Get the door, Matt
Get out of the bath, Matt
Did you get the paint, Matt?
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WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:34, archived)

I prefer Matthew, thank you very much

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SuperMatt, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:36, archived)

Matthew smell
Matthew are an idiot
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WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:03, archived)

bit of a stretch

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:04, archived)

I'd like to know someone called Ferris
just so I could continually say 'Ferris, we'll go to the park today yes?'
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:45, archived)

No, you give your child a name you like that isn't deliberately "interesting"
so they won't get bullied for it.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 27 May 2009, 9:35, archived)

My middle name is Guy
:'(
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:11, archived)

I like the name Hughlings
after Hughlings Jackson
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SuperMatt, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:28, archived)

A Hughling just sounds like a small Hugh.

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:30, archived)

What are the chances any of my children will be tall?

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SuperMatt, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:30, archived)

Haha
Then you must bestow Big names on them, like Odin or Amazonia.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:35, archived)

THOR

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SuperMatt, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:37, archived)

Spelt all in caps

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SuperMatt, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:37, archived)

I can imagine the register now
Bob, yes
Mary, yes
THOR, yes
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:42, archived)

You have to say it in a booming voice, too

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SuperMatt, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:44, archived)

insist that they use the full name
almighty thor, son of odin
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:50, archived)

Mouk
Thai for "Pearl" (but her real name is Jennifer)
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:28, archived)

Jesus I don't know
I managed to raise a delinquent cat, I'm not going to risk messing up some actual human beings.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:28, archived)

they could be your backing band
spangolin and the spangolettes
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:42, archived)

shoop shoop

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:37, archived)

Ideally I want to have twins, one boy and one girl. The boy will be Ridley and the girl will be Ripley.
After that, they'll be named after doctors from House and Scrubs. Boys will be House, Cox, and Dorian. Girls will be 13, Cameron and Elliot.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:30, archived)

And collectively they will be the Noitlets.

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:30, archived)

Oh dear sweet lord
this is beautiful
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WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:34, archived)

Oh god:(
*rips out uterus*
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:14, archived)

Cripes.
I don't know. I quite like Lucy Elizabeth and Martha Jane and Jude Thomas and Fionn Some Some Other Middle Name. I'm a big fan of Irish names but FF has vetoed pretty much any of those.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:31, archived)

That's because the irish are toss

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SuperMatt, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:31, archived)

LOL

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:33, archived)

Just name them after your best features
Call them Sweary, Ginger Muff, Tits and Violence.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:33, archived)

Ha ha
you shit. I just LOLled on the bus.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:37, archived)

"VIOLENCE! PUT TITS DOWN! I DON'T CARE IF SHE TOOK YOUR DOLL.
Here, Ginger Muff, hold Sweary for me while I sort these twats out."
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:40, archived)

name them after me

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:43, archived)

Irish names ftw

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:04, archived)

HELL YEAH.
*Irish name FIVES*
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:27, archived)

Finula.

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 27 May 2009, 9:31, archived)

Fionnuala is a shit name.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:38, archived)

It sounds like a bitchy primary school teacher's name.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:38, archived)

I have a friend called Fionnuala.
It is a pretty shit name. She's not though. She's lovely.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:40, archived)

I don't like Nuala, either.
I like Saoirse. *flies flag*
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:41, archived)

I like Saoirse too.
I like Oisín an awful lot. And Dara but no child of mine could ever be called Dara. Dara and Tara? Good Lord no.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:46, archived)

that's cheese in a tube, isn't it?

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:41, archived)

Delores, Alphonse and little baby Schnooklebottom.

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Comma, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:32, archived)

Viaduct Archipelago Caesar and Cetacean Velodrome Picnic.
Obvs.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:34, archived)

Velodrome Picnic would be a good name for a band.

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:35, archived)

I might name a child after Jean-Luc Picard

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WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:36, archived)

What will you call it?

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:37, archived)

Riker.

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:40, archived)

I lolled

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WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:58, archived)

Lecutious

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:06, archived)

Grace or Martha for a girl
Ben or Peter for a boy
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 27 May 2009, 8:35, archived)

Hang about.
Why not name Guy Cameron instead and then you could get a pet dog and call it Mr Rooney. Someone's been watching too much Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:35, archived)

Sloane is a family name
Guy is my brother's middle name

but Ferris, I'll give you that one.
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WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:37, archived)

Robocop for a boy, Pastiche for a girl.
But your future mate will veto these with the "If I'm pushing a fucking seven-pound mammal out of my fucking vagina, it's not going to have a fucking stupid name. You cunt" argument.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:36, archived)

I'd put good money on Wormulus getting punched during the delivery of any children he should be so lucky as to sire.

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:38, archived)

By the midwife.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:46, archived)

And several passing doctors.

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:50, archived)

And the conception

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:51, archived)

I wish more people had that attitude
rather than some of the ridiculous names that seem to be coming out these days

Dante? Nokia?
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 27 May 2009, 8:41, archived)

My children have utterly unremarkable forenames
and a fairly unspectacular surname, but I'm pretty sure they're the only people in the world with the combination.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:43, archived)

Dante is a good name

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SuperMatt, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:43, archived)

I've thought about this
I'm going to write a leagally binding name contract
and/or fill out the name form whilst the Mother is comatose from the drugs.
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WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:56, archived)

Montage would be a good name

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:05, archived)

I first read that as Mortgage

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 27 May 2009, 9:09, archived)

optimus prime

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:45, archived)

Ferris Thomas, you're my hero
I'm far too young to worry about naming children. I'll worry about that shit in 40 years time.
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broadsword, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:46, archived)

My beautiful darling Yugurgita

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:47, archived)

yugurgita eel
what a pretty name
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:49, archived)

voltan if it's a boy
ding if it's a girl
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spacefish bong!, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:47, archived)

I don't want any more kids,
but a boy would be Eairsidh.
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L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Wed 27 May 2009, 8:55, archived)

That's a new one on me, and I once got a hug for being able to spell and pronounce Siobhan.
How's that pronounced?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:57, archived)

i have a friend called siobhan
but she gets called 'siv'
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:01, archived)

It's approximately Archie
but with a gentle Gaidhlig accent.
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L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Wed 27 May 2009, 9:01, archived)

you realise of course that naming your child that name with that spelling
makes both of you unutterable cunts.
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WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:04, archived)

Why?
It's the original spelling.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:18, archived)

Plus Cam is of Scottish stock
and speaks Gaidhlig. A little.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 27 May 2009, 9:35, archived)

I hate it when people use Irish and Scottish names and haven't a clue of the meaning,
but you should be able to use them without being accused of cuntishness when you actually are Irish or Scottish.

I love Milknosugar's story of the people who called their daughter See oh ban for about eight years, because they liked how Siobhán looked written down.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:40, archived)

I think there needs to be more kilt-wearing around here.

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:42, archived)

Abbott, Dylan, Rhiannon and then I don't know. I like Seth but he doesn't.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:56, archived)

Seth is just Seb for pussies.

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WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:58, archived)

I've known a Seb already though.
Unrequited love rests there. Luckily saved though, as now he's a PE teacher with chronic acne.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:00, archived)

Hilariously seb is also a medical word for skanky skin juice.

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WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:01, archived)

Sebum, it being short for?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:02, archived)

Dylan is good!

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Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:01, archived)

People keep getting upset with me
because they say 'after Bob?' and I say 'no, the rabbit.'
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:02, archived)

i'd have assumed
moran
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:04, archived)

I just like it...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:05, archived)

well clearly that's not a good enough reason
you must have been thinking of someone famous
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:09, archived)

Dylan Thomas, if I'm going for anyone.
Great poet.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:11, archived)

^This
Have you ever heard Richard Burton reading 'Under Milk Wood'? It is a bit special.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:14, archived)

I like
Daniel for boys and Sophie for girls.

Family tradition dictates that boys must have two middle names, one being their father's and one of their Grandfather's

So in full they would be Daniel Peter Simon(Surname)
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:58, archived)

I'd like our girls to have the wife's mum's maiden name for a middle name
'Mon Plaisir'
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:01, archived)

Oooh now that is a bit fancy!
My friend Jon's parents opted to do that. He now has a wicked name, Jon McKenzie Duncan.

Sounds like scottish gentry or something.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:04, archived)

It's Creole, she's from St Lucia.
That's a good, solid, masculine name, is that.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:04, archived)

Ah,
Interesting family heritage.

My Dad's side are all from Kent as far back as we can trace it, my Mothers side are all lowlands Scots as far back as we can go! Not very interesting.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:08, archived)

He's Cornish and St Lucian
I'm a complete mongrel, but as I was born in Sheffield I just come under the banner heading of 'northerner'.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:09, archived)

My mother hasn't lived in Scotland for 30ish years.
I have only been there a dozen or so times. I consider myself to be South East English, then again I will support Scotland when they are playing rugby against anyone apart from England.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:17, archived)

I'm a Bucks lass, may as well be- I've lived here 20 years.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:18, archived)

I have lived in Kent all my life.
Bar a couple of years when I was 18, when I moved down to Hampshire.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:26, archived)

br*ss*nd*n
honestly, it's on your blog
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spacefish bong!, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:02, archived)

Yes, yes, I know.
So much for anonymity!
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:06, archived)

there, i've obfuscated it
at least now it won't come up on ego-googles
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spacefish bong!, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:10, archived)

I wouldn't want any potential employers to track my posts down on here.
They would never give me a job after that!

You think employers do google potential employees?
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:13, archived)

I did when I had a team.
Not that it would have made a difference, unless it was 'Hello I'm John Smith and this is my page all about being a paedophile that punches cats in the arse'. I'm just nosy.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:15, archived)

Shit, you got my job application then.
I meant to take that page down.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:22, archived)

my last big client found glastonbridge.co.uk
and spent a happy afternoon browsing it
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spacefish bong!, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:15, archived)

I have tried to make sure there is nothing too incriminating on the internet about me.
I don't have Facebook or Myspace, the only thing that comes up is my blog. That isn't anything to be worried about, other than i'm a bit of a fatty!

I'm applying for lots of jobs at the moment and a couple of people in recruitmet told me to be careful what I did and said on the internet. I'll err on the sid of caution I think!
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:20, archived)

I quite like Noah for a boy and Claude or Ruby for a girl.

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 27 May 2009, 9:03, archived)

claude for a girl?
that's unusual
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spacefish bong!, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:05, archived)

might be short for claudemydia

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:11, archived)

Short for Claudine.

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 27 May 2009, 9:12, archived)

Noah's a lovely name.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:05, archived)

if noah ends up with a fat girlfriend,
they'll be known as noah and the whale
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:10, archived)

Then he should just be happy his name's not Jonah...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:11, archived)

the name Ruby has been ruined by The Kaiser Chiefs
I always want to go "la la la la la laaaa" after hearing it

I work in an office with 3 people coding in Ruby on Rails, so that song is constantly stuck in my head :o/
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 27 May 2009, 9:13, archived)

i'll name them after you
tedious wanker the 2nd
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mongychops, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:11, archived)

Leto for a boy
not thought about any girls names, it's pointless for me to think about anyway.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:12, archived)

um, alia?

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spacefish bong!, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:14, archived)

Alia was nuts
Possibly Ghanima
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:21, archived)

this is far too nerdy a thread
let's pretend we're talking about football

so... the game, eh? wheeeey
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spacefish bong!, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:26, archived)

Nothing wrong with a bit of Dune
There might be something wrong with wanting to name your children after members of the House Atreides though
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:31, archived)

you should spell it l3370

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:22, archived)

That would just be silly

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:24, archived)

n00b-0

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:30, archived)

Something you would enjoy
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8069372.stm
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:16, archived)

I don't have any.
I find it a bit weird when people have their whole future family named already.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:19, archived)

iSpong Mini, Nano and Pico

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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:20, archived)

Perhaps not suprisingly,
you've thought of some very shit names.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 27 May 2009, 9:21, archived)

eldest girl sprog.
smallest girl sprog.
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jenpots, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:27, archived)

i thought one of them was called pants

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:30, archived)

For a girl,
Sheila's Wheels

For a boy
Transvestite McTransvestite
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The Neville What what what, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:30, archived)

I'd love my daughter to have a proper Welsh name, mum would love her to have an Irish name
but my daughter will probably be named Sarah, unless we can find a way of naming her after Badger's nana that doesn't make his nana haunt us from her grave (she hated her name).

If we have a boy, he will be called Jack.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 27 May 2009, 9:32, archived)

'ning
Jack is a good solid boy's name I like it

I just looked up what tromboning is on urban dictionary. I feel a bit dirty now.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:36, archived)

Me and my sisters have such un-Irish names, I don't know why my parents did that.
I like the name Sarah, it's my big sister's name. Sarahs seem to be always nice.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:36, archived)

Morning y'all!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 27 May 2009, 7:25, archived)

Ningles!
How's it going over there?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 27 May 2009, 7:26, archived)

nay too bad, but I was right in thinking that too many crunches makes your belly ache the next day
how're things your end?
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 27 May 2009, 7:27, archived)

Wet. And cold.
It's started raining and our hot water blew up today so YAY I get a cold shower tonight!
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 27 May 2009, 7:29, archived)

LOLInternetfatty
www.thechocolatereview.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/crunch28nestle29wrappedgd4.jpg

Ning all.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 27 May 2009, 7:30, archived)

I really love the white chocolate crunches,
oh and morning, I suppose.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 27 May 2009, 7:32, archived)

Good so-called 'morning'.

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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 27 May 2009, 7:42, archived)

Thanks,
no, really, thanks.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 27 May 2009, 7:46, archived)

I want one.
like now.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 27 May 2009, 7:33, archived)

i read it as crunchies. far nicer.
mmmm crunchies.
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sleepybinky, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:22, archived)

i have a sore throat and a new haircut.
and a fucking fantastic new skirt, but i cant wear it at work because its a bit SESSY.
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sleepybinky, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:23, archived)

SEXY BINKY
All settled in?
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:23, archived)

FUCK YEAH
well, taking the sofa over at lunchtime, and the cats later... and then, FUCK YEAH
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sleepybinky, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:28, archived)

and it is a wonderful skirt.
it's two skirts really - all ruffly and cute and the bottom one is tartan and the top is black with tartan bows on the sides and red trim
and the tartan skirt has buckles on straps, connecting it to a pair of flared black-with-red-trim legwarmers.

YAY SKIRT.
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sleepybinky, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:30, archived)

Yeah cat exploration!

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:31, archived)

Good morning

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SuperMatt, Wed 27 May 2009, 7:30, archived)

Morning TopUpTheTutt.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 27 May 2009, 7:31, archived)

Argh, recursive Tuttage!

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SuperMatt, Wed 27 May 2009, 7:33, archived)

allo allo you two.
'ow goes it over yonder?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 27 May 2009, 7:35, archived)

I was sent home yesterday with a heavy cold
I can't decide if I'm going to go in today because I feel a little bit better
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SuperMatt, Wed 27 May 2009, 7:36, archived)

Dont
I came to work today and I wish I fucking hadn't
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Wed 27 May 2009, 7:37, archived)

you poor darlin.
take the day off and rest up properly. Lots of fluids and stay warm.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 27 May 2009, 7:37, archived)

Bleary eyed and silken maned.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 27 May 2009, 7:38, archived)

hmm what'll stop you bein' bleary eyed?
And I wish I was silken maned....I have more like a wild tangle of massive curls. My hair *never* behaves*
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 27 May 2009, 7:40, archived)

Probably a week of sleep
I only got 4 hours each night last week and didn't catch up at the weekend because I am a sleeptard.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 27 May 2009, 7:42, archived)

ick.
I think you must be my sleep deprivation twin.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 27 May 2009, 7:43, archived)

all self inflicted in my case,
because I'm stupid.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 27 May 2009, 7:47, archived)

My body clock is simply weird.
I don't begin to get tired until lights get turned off. So I have been known to stay awake for two or three days straight simply because the lights were on the whole time.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 27 May 2009, 7:54, archived)

Maybe your body is deformed?

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WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:12, archived)

T U T T
U T T U
T T U T
T U T T
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 27 May 2009, 7:37, archived)

bollocks

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 May 2009, 7:38, archived)

Last line here
b3ta.com/talk/6176514

Morning...
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Wed 27 May 2009, 7:40, archived)

mornings as a whole can just fuck RIGHT off

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 May 2009, 7:47, archived)

Agreed
But one cannot go straight from night time to beer time without mornings. They appear to be an integral part of the route to inebriation.
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Wed 27 May 2009, 7:51, archived)

I get the impression that you want to tell us about some sex you may or may not be about to have.

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WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:02, archived)

Nah
It's the hot weather and the fact that if a woman has just watched a film with cancer causing deaths to people and she is crying then it is a fact that she is is gagging for it!

But not until after beerz
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:17, archived)

I have a mental image of you in a courtroom being cross-examined.
Prosecutor: 'So what you're telling me is, you didn't consider it rape becuase you'd forced the victim to watch Forest Gump at gunpoint in the back of your van?'
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WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:21, archived)

Pretty well sums it up
These tears of emotion and the big doe eyes saying "take me now big boy" I find irresistible
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:24, archived)

Wotcha
Y'alright? I'm worryingly chipper. Something has to give.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 May 2009, 7:45, archived)

my belly is growling but it's not hungry. hmmm...
stupid belly. ):

and who is ever chipper this early? EY? EH????
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 27 May 2009, 7:49, archived)

I've been up since 5
It's almost dinner time at 'work'
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:03, archived)

PREGNANCY? PREGNANCY?

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WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:03, archived)

CONGRATULATIONS IT'S A BEAR

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:04, archived)

I've just re-read Tutt's post
and then spat my 'wet latte' everywhere.
You cunt.
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WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:08, archived)

"wet latte"
Is that a euphemism for a brown man's jism?
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:10, archived)

See my reply
you noob
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WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:11, archived)

~~reply~~ distended brown eye
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:23, archived)

Food and drink related observation
I asked the chap in the coffee shop for a Latte
'without the foam'

He said
'Ah! a wet latte'

What the fuck? It's a liquid you noob.
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WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:11, archived)

Latte? Foam?
If you want a regular latte do you have to order a wet cappuccino?
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:12, archived)

In my limited experience if you order a latte
you basically get a latte with a load of cappuccino foam on top.

A decent place will give you something called a 'flat white' which is basically what I'm after, but apparently 'wet latte' is a latte without all the fluff on it.

I am baffled Flappers.
How can I be a hip, urbane art-man when I can't even get my coffee the correct wetness.
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WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:17, archived)

Because you should be drinking espresso

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:20, archived)

Drinking coffee without milk requires half-decent coffee
I will not find this on the Strand at 7:34
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WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:22, archived)

That's fair enough actually
The starbucks near me makes terrible coffee but their White milky chocolate mocha thing is lovely.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:25, archived)

I've decided to use the word noob a lot
maybe someone will imitate me.
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WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:13, archived)

Oh god, I hope not

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SuperMatt, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:15, archived)

haha noob

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WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:17, archived)

Nubcakes

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:27, archived)

Most people don't do that
until they look at her Flickr page.

etc etc
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:11, archived)

lol she is very pretty and takes off her clothes lol
my rofl palms are lol sweaty
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WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:12, archived)

pmsl perhaps she'll notice me lol
lmao I'm so very lolonely.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:13, archived)

:D

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:15, archived)

Did you also read that as "growing"
or are you more worryingly under the impression that foetuses growl?
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:04, archived)

She knew they were supposed to kick
but were they supposed to scratch?

No, they weren't.
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WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:07, archived)

yeah that'd be a doozy

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:07, archived)

If it's mine you have to call it Ferris

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WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:23, archived)

DENIED

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:26, archived)

howdy

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 May 2009, 7:47, archived)

hola
plans of the day?
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 27 May 2009, 7:50, archived)

Work :(
but then maybe more bike :) or packing :( you?
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:01, archived)

work and then gym and then packing
joy!
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:07, archived)

morning morning morning

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 27 May 2009, 7:53, archived)

I wish it wasn't.
Or that I'd slept properly last night. Either or.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:00, archived)

Morning you

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WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:01, archived)

Me?? ME? You!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:07, archived)

Morning Reports Please.
WC2 chilly
Sunburn painful
Bash expectations high
Football expectations high
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WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 7:25, archived)

fuck off you!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 27 May 2009, 7:26, archived)

I was here... second!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 27 May 2009, 7:26, archived)

Ignoring the two posts above
Javan weather 33 degrees and clear
Fuckwit Factor within Indonesia has a normal high of 95%
Volcanic activity within 150 miles – two
Man Flu downgraded to Man Cold
Time to go until beer o’clock – two hours
Bawbags full with expected lowering of white count imminent
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Wed 27 May 2009, 7:29, archived)

Well I'll give an evenin report instead.
weather - wet and cold
people - wet and cold and looking like drowned rats
Highlights include chocolate and finishing a language analysis for English.
Lowlights include a bust Hot water system and the vast pile of homework in front of me.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 27 May 2009, 7:32, archived)

No, I refuse to give a report of any kind;
let's see how you deal with that.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 27 May 2009, 7:45, archived)

okay okay I give up.
S11 grey and damp
hunger at 30% guaranteed to rise to 90% the moment i leave the house
belly sore
outfit for work = less stupid than yesterday
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 27 May 2009, 7:48, archived)

OMG
UPSKIRT
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:57, archived)

*sympathy post*

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 27 May 2009, 3:00, archived)

Too kind

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 27 May 2009, 3:02, archived)

*fuck off post*
too harsh?
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 27 May 2009, 3:06, archived)

Ideal
timing good, well executed.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 27 May 2009, 3:10, archived)

NIGHT NIGHT B3TA STROKE TALK
enjoy your stroke talk while I'm asleep.
love you xxx
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 27 May 2009, 3:14, archived)

worse than South Norwood

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scott,, Wed 27 May 2009, 3:16, archived)

*strokes*

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 27 May 2009, 3:16, archived)

Phewsies.
I was terribly worried that my post at 3 minutes to 3 might go ignored for longer than 3 minutes.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 27 May 2009, 3:02, archived)

I am glad I put you at rest

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 27 May 2009, 3:06, archived)

you know what, right, actually, right, just fuck off right

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 May 2009, 3:03, archived)

This is your mum.
www.myspaceantics.com/images/myspace-graphics/funny-pictures/fatty-bike.jpg
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 27 May 2009, 3:13, archived)

I can see how you'd think that might be my mum
in fact it's my dad wearing my mum's clothes again
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 May 2009, 3:18, archived)

I think....
... you and I might be related.
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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Wed 27 May 2009, 3:24, archived)

i366.photobucket.com/albums/oo110/dazed99/Cat_invisible_pet_door.gif
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 27 May 2009, 3:26, archived)

A+++++++ first class animal stupidity, would watch again

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 May 2009, 3:47, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z72en2DLeHc&feature=player_embedded
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 27 May 2009, 3:48, archived)

Fuck off
or something. Dunno.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:26, archived)

NO YOU ARE

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:28, archived)

I might do a flounce soon

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:31, archived)

DO IT NOW

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scott,, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:32, archived)

I don't have the energy

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:44, archived)

you're much worse than the taxi rank at Catford

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scott,, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:50, archived)

Flouncy Cabs?
They're the best in the business.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:56, archived)

My sources have dried up as of late.
It might just be that there's nothing else worthy out there, that's easy to find at least. If you could either do a flounce now or let me know when you've done one that would be great.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:35, archived)

I wish Hankster would come back and really tell everyone they're shit then flounce again
this whole just drifting off and not posting any more thing is rubbish
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:39, archived)

FUCK YOU I'M NEVER COMING BACK

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:49, archived)

HORIZONTAL SCROLLBARS - ENGAGE!
AAaAAAAaAAaaAaaaaAaaaaaAaaAA^AAAAAaaaARrrRRRRrrr^RRrrRRRd^vaAaAaAAAa^aaAaAAaa_AAAAAAaaAaaAAAaaAAaAAAArrRRrRr_rRRrrrrR_rRk_!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!^!!!!!!!!!^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:52, archived)

:D
You'll have to do better than that, I have WIDESCREEN.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:53, archived)

so do I
^{BbBbBbbZzzZZZZz}BbbbBZzzZzzZZz_{lOLoloLOLoloLoLOl}loLoLololOlOlOLOLlOloLoLOloLOlOLolOlbBbBbBBzzzZZZz_{bbbbBbzzZzzzZ}^{bbbbbbZZzZZzzz}LolOLOlolOloLOLbBBBBBzZZZZzzZZbBBbBBBzZzzZzZZ^{BbbbBBZZZZZzzz}^{BbbBBZzZZZzzZZ}
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:54, archived)

How are all my tremendous peeps tonight?

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:55, archived)

hidin dis

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:56, archived)

Please don't do that. It's irritating the fuck out of me.

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:58, archived)

haha
lololol
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 May 2009, 3:00, archived)

_aaAaaaaaaAaaA_aaaAAAAaA^AaaAAArrR_RRrRR_rrdvAAaAAaaaAaaa^AAAAaAAa^AaaAaarrrRrRrrrrRRrk_!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:52, archived)

Actually, I will keep coming back if this is the reception I get.
:D
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:54, archived)

aaAAAaaaAaaAaaAAaAAAaa_aAaaaAAAAaaAAARRRRrrrRrrrRr^rRRR^dv^aAaAaAAAAaaAAaaAaaAAaaAAAAaAAA_AAaAAaARRrRR_rrrrRrrRRR^RrRRk!!!!!!!!!!!!^!!!!!!!!!_!!!!!!!!!_!!!!!!!!
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:53, archived)

:D
Boooooviiiiiiinetweeeeeelveiiiiiincheeeeeees!
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:55, archived)

Hi

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:58, archived)

Aardvark
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:54, archived)

Mike.

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:55, archived)

psst, don't talk to mike, he's a cunt

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:58, archived)

Roger that.

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:59, archived)

:(

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:59, archived)

Shut up. You're a cunt.
Allegedly.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 27 May 2009, 3:00, archived)

whatever

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scott,, Wed 27 May 2009, 3:00, archived)

I love you, Scott.
Physically.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 27 May 2009, 3:01, archived)

i didn't feel anything
try it without the lube
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scott,, Wed 27 May 2009, 3:03, archived)

If you weren't so gaping and cavernous, you'd enjoy it more.
Mr Scott Goatse.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 27 May 2009, 3:05, archived)

SSG ruined me

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scott,, Wed 27 May 2009, 3:09, archived)

There should be a profile badge for that.
He's done enough of us.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 27 May 2009, 3:11, archived)

no need for a badge
anyone on b3ta after midnight knows that pain.
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scott,, Wed 27 May 2009, 3:15, archived)

I HAVE A HAM AND TURKEY SUBWAY
Although this type of thing may be frowned upon.
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:28, archived)

Sometimes....
... I go to Tescos and frown at the ham. Other days I will go and cheer at the turkey. NEVER both at the same time though.
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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Wed 27 May 2009, 2:34, archived)

I am ambivalent towards this sandwich

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:36, archived)

The sandwich....
.... feels your cognitive dissonance. It sees it in your hesitations.
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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Wed 27 May 2009, 2:41, archived)

I'm, like full, now

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:45, archived)

You won......
.... YAY....
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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Wed 27 May 2009, 2:49, archived)

wwesssstttssiiiddeeeeee

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:52, archived)

EEASSStttccoooaassstttttt

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Wed 27 May 2009, 2:56, archived)

Sorry
what's your favourite etc?
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:29, archived)

ladies' bottoms

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:37, archived)

I like the etcs people put after short lists of names, places, items etc.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:40, archived)

kid in the doctor's waiting room this morning kept shouting "MUM! I NEED WEE AND A POO!" every 30 seconds
just thought you should know
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:42, archived)

I NEED WEE ETC

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:45, archived)

He'd be great on off topic.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:48, archived)

I hate them
HATE.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:43, archived)

Scotch eggs with haggis
followed by deep fried mars bars and washed down with Irn Bru

I'm just back from a day trip to scotchland!

some shithole called Girvan.

I now speak with a Scottish accent ye ken.
och ey the noo, its a braw bricht moonnlit light etc.

when were you last outside?
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TBL I posted this on, Wed 27 May 2009, 1:52, archived)

Shut up

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 27 May 2009, 1:53, archived)

make me
*makes rasping noise with tongue*

my dads bigger than your dad
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TBL I posted this on, Wed 27 May 2009, 1:57, archived)

Fat cunt

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:04, archived)

I may be fat
but you are an ugly git, and at least I can go on a diet.

*playground taunts*
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TBL I posted this on, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:06, archived)

I was attempting to imply
that your Dad is a fat cunt.
You've implicated yourself.
Fat cunts.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:11, archived)

I'm as fat as you are ugly then

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TBL I posted this on, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:12, archived)

No
you are fat.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:15, archived)

Flibble

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TBL I posted this on, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:19, archived)

I want food and a cross trainer
I was last outside between 10-11pm.

That is all
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 27 May 2009, 1:54, archived)

blah blah
i was talking to a rock legend tonight. he was very cool.
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scott,, Wed 27 May 2009, 1:59, archived)

I once had a long chat with Scott Gorham
he was nice
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TBL I posted this on, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:02, archived)

did you ask him which 1980s electro track he was listening to?

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:07, archived)

yes, yes i did
he told me to fuck off
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TBL I posted this on, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:10, archived)

Is this in any way related to south London suburbia?
I'm channeling an H. Two Hs.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:03, archived)

it was in Brixton

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scott,, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:05, archived)

No
I'm not getting any of that.
Try again, I'm pretty good at this stuff.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:08, archived)

was it Daz Sampson?

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:05, archived)

I hope he's OK
it was touch and go for a while.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:17, archived)

I was outside...
... for about 3 minutes... That was an hour ago.

This was also in Scotchland, but not on your stupid West coast.
(Artificial Rhonda Monkey Toucher, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:12, archived)

you calling the west coast thick?
eh?

carry on.

I'm from the east coast myself. admittedly spudland, but still the east coast.
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TBL I posted this on, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:13, archived)

I am terribly confused....
... but yes.... that's pretty much what I'm saying.
(Artificial Rhonda Monkey Toucher, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:15, archived)

its fairly easy
I live in spudland, on the east coast. I went on a day trip to the west coast of scotchland, and came home.
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TBL I posted this on, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:18, archived)

Oh no... not that.....
.... You have done well... You really have.

I was confused about who I am.... I think I am returned to my idiot self now though.

Edit : Yes. Yes I am.
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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Wed 27 May 2009, 2:30, archived)

Blah blah blah.
What's the beef?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 27 May 2009, 1:17, archived)

Not much happening.
I've just eaten 200g of lovely mint and chocolate fudge. Oops.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 27 May 2009, 1:19, archived)

Nice though,

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Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 27 May 2009, 1:22, archived)

Chocolate
is the last thing I want right now. I'm glad you enjoyed yours though.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 27 May 2009, 1:26, archived)

i was just in Penge
it wasn't all that.
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scott,, Wed 27 May 2009, 1:24, archived)

I've heard tales to the contrary.
Actually, no I haven't. Everyone I've spoken to about Penge says it's shit.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 27 May 2009, 1:27, archived)

well it's certainly no Herne Hill, that's for sure.

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scott,, Wed 27 May 2009, 1:31, archived)

Who is?

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 27 May 2009, 1:35, archived)

there's this bloke, right
he's way better than Herne Hill.
i met him once.
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scott,, Wed 27 May 2009, 1:37, archived)

Yeah right
take it to qotw, liar.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 27 May 2009, 1:39, archived)

jealous.

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scott,, Wed 27 May 2009, 1:39, archived)

I AM REPLYING TO A THREAD, HERE

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 27 May 2009, 1:25, archived)

ACKNOWLEDGING THIS!

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 27 May 2009, 1:27, archived)

REPLYING TO THIS

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 27 May 2009, 1:41, archived)

I'm too tired to get angry, can you just insult yourself for a while?
ta
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 May 2009, 1:31, archived)

No problem.
What a pipe smoking cunt I am etc...
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 27 May 2009, 1:32, archived)

I'm sure it's more to do with the smug face that went with it
And the cunty "ROFL SO ALTERNATIVE" pipe thing.
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 27 May 2009, 1:43, archived)

All we need
is Dekionplexis, and we've got a straight flush. Of cunts.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 27 May 2009, 1:34, archived)

now he's a colossal cunt
really

he's truly a cunt's cunt, possibly the last word in cunt technology
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 May 2009, 1:42, archived)

He's a proper cunt

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 27 May 2009, 1:44, archived)

Fully furnished, ocean going, thoroughbred
cunt
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 27 May 2009, 1:49, archived)

Rabbit in my bath
cat is demented.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 27 May 2009, 1:31, archived)

Make them bum

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 27 May 2009, 1:43, archived)

I released the rabbit
back into the wild.
Hoyed it over a wall.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 27 May 2009, 1:46, archived)

Laziest 419 scammer ever:
Hello,
801,613 Euro is now yours. Congrats... You have won.
Send your information to Monte Fred +44-704-574-9850
Erik Andersen, Irish Lotto

The good old Irishman Erik Andersen. That Irish lotto man, Erik. With the name Monte Fred. And the Gmail address ilka7.

In other news, some beastie has eaten its supper from my forearm, little bastard. Do insects find you tasty?
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Druid, Tue 26 May 2009, 23:58, archived)

I like 419 chasers, if you have a spare while, give this a read:

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:00, archived)

www.419eater.com/
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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:00, archived)

This is an

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:22, archived)

odd way of posting

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:22, archived)

I forgot to add in the link.

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:28, archived)

why 419?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 27 May 2009, 0:20, archived)

Something to do with the number of the law they break by sending those emails

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TY&GN, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:22, archived)

It explains it all on the site

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TY&GN, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:22, archived)

Yeah, cunts.
Not horseflies, though, thank god. Their bites are ming.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:00, archived)

And why is it +44 when they're supposed to be Irish?
FAIL.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:01, archived)

Fucking idiots. Whatever bit my arm had two goes,
it got it right second try. It had a big old clot on it, fair dos to the little bastard, I never felt a thing.
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Druid, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:02, archived)

Midges get me, they find my face tasty.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:12, archived)

Northampton Lady
I care not if you like rugby or not - you should see this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdORMGUzEqI
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TY&GN, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:11, archived)

Why is that on youtube?
It's just a tackle in rugby. I don't get it.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:23, archived)

It's a fucking huge tackle
The guy was on his back for 5 minutes and won't play again for a few months.
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TY&GN, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:25, archived)

Yeah, but that's part of the game.
You should see hurling if you think that's violent.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:30, archived)

Haha, a good old row on the pitch:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FelGHxSz9Ho

Typical dirty Tipp cunts.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:34, archived)

I make that number a UK number
07045 749850

I hope noone tries to call that after seeing it printed here - online
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:02, archived)

Or text it.
Or anything like that.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 27 May 2009, 0:04, archived)

Calling him a cunt.

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Druid, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:04, archived)

It's a commonly used number it seems
www.google.co.uk/search?q=%2B44-704-574-9850&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:06, archived)

Yeah, it is, Ireland is 00353.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:08, archived)

do you just ring 00353 and ask for the person you want to talk to?

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:32, archived)

Yep, we all live in the one house.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:40, archived)

It's not even a very big house.

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:41, archived)

Stop oppressing me, you.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:43, archived)

No.
I think I may have caused upset. I don't know yet.

www.b3ta.com/board/9472781
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 27 May 2009, 0:03, archived)

Veiny.

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Druid, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:05, archived)

Badger - 'Why are the testicles differently coloured to the cock?"
Don't men ever look at their genitals?
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 27 May 2009, 0:07, archived)

Got bitten by an ant in Cuba.
Suprisingly painful for such a little thing*.

*oooo errrr and all that bollocks.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 27 May 2009, 0:03, archived)

DRUID HAS LICE!
HE HAS LICE!

BECAUSE SEAN IS NEVER GOING TO POST THIS BLOODY GIF.
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Tamashii the other beige meat., Wed 27 May 2009, 0:05, archived)

Hehehehehehehe

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:08, archived)

Pfft!

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:09, archived)

I'm clicking "I like this!" because I like this.

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:09, archived)

I heard he gets them from dog pubes

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:29, archived)

hahahaha

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:44, archived)

I'm OK for insects,
the edge of a baking tray fresh out of the oven tried to have a go at my forearm in Saturday. Not technically an insect though. Still 'Yowch'
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 27 May 2009, 0:06, archived)

i think my alchol to blood ratio keeps them away
either that or the tonne of garlic i consume
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 27 May 2009, 0:11, archived)

All creatures great and small think I am delicious.
That includes you.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 27 May 2009, 0:12, archived)

I've heard that you taste like komquats.
It's just hear say though.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:23, archived)

Nom nom nom.

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Druid, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:24, archived)

I've heard you taste like motor oil and misery.
On the grapevine etc.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:26, archived)

oriental attitude towards combat
seems to me a lot of the time people announce what they're about to do, i.e. 'Spitting cobra rage attack!' or 'Dragon Laser!'

You don't hear people in the army shouting 'shooting at you with bullets out of a rifle!' so much.

So. What's your favourite fictional weapon? I liked the freeze ray in Duke Nuken, then you shattered the enemy with a kick.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 May 2009, 23:57, archived)

Yeah well mine are fuckin silver and sparkly.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 May 2009, 23:58, archived)

enough about your
stiletto heels already
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 27 May 2009, 0:03, archived)

hahaha, yeah, that.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:09, archived)

I'm really sorry, I don't have a favourite fictional weapon.
I've bookmarked this thread though, and if I ever have one, I'll come back and add it here:

______________________________
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 26 May 2009, 23:59, archived)

actual weapon in lieu then?
/cop out clause
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 27 May 2009, 0:00, archived)

Portal gun.

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Druid, Tue 26 May 2009, 23:59, archived)

1000% YES!

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:00, archived)

Scientist bazooka,
from one of the half life mods.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:00, archived)

rocket propelled
Stephen Hawking?
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 27 May 2009, 0:01, archived)

Red Matter

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:02, archived)

... is that worse than
red mercury?
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 27 May 2009, 0:04, archived)

you've not seen the new Star Trek yet then?
It's very silly.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:07, archived)

admittedly I'm being a bit rubbish about seeing that at the moment
I do want to, just will be a huge round trip to see it and my upcoming weekend is spoken for also :-)
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 27 May 2009, 0:09, archived)

I just got a job as a supervisor
I've never had this much authority over my fellow man.
How can I best abuse it?
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Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Tue 26 May 2009, 23:40, archived)

What are you supervising?
Can you use whips?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 26 May 2009, 23:41, archived)

A small team team of cleaners
not even forigners, three blue eyed white boys
I think one of them might like whips, I know the girl he's shagging.
She's a biter
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Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Tue 26 May 2009, 23:44, archived)

Oh actually...
be like this guy.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 26 May 2009, 23:45, archived)

what a nutter!
that's probally how Pol Pot got started
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Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Tue 26 May 2009, 23:51, archived)

pinch their lunch money

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 26 May 2009, 23:42, archived)

Bully your way to the top.
I've just found one of www.microrccars.net/picco_z/silverlit-helicopter.jpg these in the attic. I am now happily occupied.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 26 May 2009, 23:42, archived)

I think I will apply for a job as a cleaner afterall.
I never really seriously considered it before, and anyone who saw the state of my bedroom would probably think it wasn't really my sort of thing. But maybe it's not so bad.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 23:43, archived)

i'll hire you
it'll probably take you a full week just to sort out the kitchen
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 26 May 2009, 23:45, archived)

it's a doss
last one I had was in a school with the heating cranked up to eleven.
not fun on a base comedown
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Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Tue 26 May 2009, 23:46, archived)

HONK!
HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK!
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 26 May 2009, 23:05, archived)

You're a tart.

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 26 May 2009, 23:06, archived)

*puts the accelerator down*

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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 26 May 2009, 23:06, archived)

anybody else watching the live brain surgery on channel 4?
its kick ass.
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MrA, Tue 26 May 2009, 23:07, archived)

I am now, but I'm missing paxo, this better be good.

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 26 May 2009, 23:09, archived)

I watched the heart surgery yesterday.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 23:09, archived)

no my missus is hogging the telly with some bollocks about Jade Goody
I'll see if it's on demand later
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 26 May 2009, 23:10, archived)

Yes.
I had to suffer that too.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 26 May 2009, 23:24, archived)

I don't have a willy.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 23:08, archived)

This is
you
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 23:10, archived)

You mean this guy?
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=38415
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 26 May 2009, 23:11, archived)

Yeah.
I saw that. Top google search
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 23:13, archived)

It's spelt Eoin btw

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 23:16, archived)

I know that.

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 23:18, archived)

*google fives!*

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 26 May 2009, 23:16, archived)

They've both spelt Eoin wrong.

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 26 May 2009, 23:16, archived)

Peeeeeeeee

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 23:16, archived)

Both 23.16.
Can you adjudicate please cr3.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 26 May 2009, 23:18, archived)

Neptune wins by 1 post 6176229 v 6176230

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 26 May 2009, 23:19, archived)

Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 26 May 2009, 23:22, archived)

While we're waiting I'll point out, politely like, that Speed 3 is the best episode ever.

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 26 May 2009, 23:20, archived)

Yeah,
I thought that
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 23:16, archived)

No it's not,
stop bullying me. I've been nice to you recently, but you refuse to be nice back,
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 23:12, archived)

I can't be nice.
I told you. I'm incapable of it.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 23:14, archived)

well fucking make yourself capable of it.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 23:14, archived)

Nah
don't think I will, thanks.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 23:15, archived)

Please.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 23:16, archived)

Why does it bother you if I'm nasty or nice?

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 23:18, archived)

haha
best episode ever
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 23:14, archived)

eggs

(

Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 26 May 2009, 23:09, archived)

+ rotten
'ning
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 26 May 2009, 23:10, archived)

ello

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 26 May 2009, 23:12, archived)

well OBVIOUSLY
(

vladimir, Tue 26 May 2009, 23:11, archived)

GOOSEMONKEY

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Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 May 2009, 23:13, archived)

*parp*

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broadsword, Tue 26 May 2009, 23:22, archived)

clickin dis

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 May 2009, 23:30, archived)

Good ole' paxo.
I'm liking him more and more as time goes on.

So what's there to do in Brighton then? I hear there's a ghost train on the pier.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:55, archived)

Never been.

(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 22:55, archived)

you'd get nose bleeds this far south

(

Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Tue 26 May 2009, 23:04, archived)

You should get drunk with Lu.

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:56, archived)

I can thoroughly recommend this.

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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:57, archived)

Lu who?

(

The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:58, archived)

Oh dear.
here.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 26 May 2009, 23:00, archived)

Okey dokey.
I'm sure I'll be able to pick that face out of a crowd.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 26 May 2009, 23:05, archived)

She is the crowd
Lu's fucking MASSIVE.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 26 May 2009, 23:06, archived)

Awesome.

(

The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 26 May 2009, 23:07, archived)

With bells on.

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 May 2009, 22:59, archived)

Evening
y'aright?
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 26 May 2009, 23:01, archived)

I haven't done this yet.
We're hoping to go at some point. I wish to see Lu and meet Bud.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:59, archived)

It's fucking miles away from here. It's practically France :(

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 26 May 2009, 23:02, archived)

Without the tower.
You have that.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 23:04, archived)

Next.
www.visitbrighton.com/site/things-to-do
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:56, archived)

There's a Lego shop

(

Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:57, archived)

a shop made of lego?

(

Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:58, archived)

I didn't check
wish I had now, this question is going to haunt my dreams
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:58, archived)

Don't go into it barefoot though, whatever you do.

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:58, archived)

do gay stuff

(

Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:57, archived)

Such as?

(

The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 26 May 2009, 23:06, archived)

bumming

(

Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 May 2009, 23:12, archived)

This is one activity, I hope to avoid.
Is it a constant Mardi Gras in Brighton, am I going to have homos throwing themselves at me in the streets?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 26 May 2009, 23:16, archived)

The Lanes are worth a visit
and the pavillion is a bit special.
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Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:58, archived)

Silent Hill Homecoming.
I shot my mother in the head to put her out of her misery. In a dream world my father was cut in two, top to bottom with a huge sword, and the story culminated with my father drowning me in the bath.

What do you do to have fun of an evening?
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Druid, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:25, archived)

I stuff squirrels to make a squirrel army.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:26, archived)

I read that as a squirrel amy

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:55, archived)

I'm intrigued
your father managed to drown you while bisected?
That's not bad going. Remind me to buy him a pint.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:26, archived)

The key phrase was 'in a dream world'

(

Druid, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:27, archived)

The same world where wynoh buys a pint.

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thealternativefact, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:27, archived)

And Woodside for that matter.
And where Piston's fighting the women off with a stick.
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Druid, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:28, archived)

haha

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thealternativefact, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:30, archived)

I was perfectly happy with him drinking half my Spitfire at your housewarming.
I didn't even hardly say owt.
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:31, archived)

What about when he invited himself into Chicken's round? Then into my round?
And when he helped himself to my crisps? We were all laughing about that later :)
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Druid, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:34, archived)

Oh he's such a card

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:36, archived)

Quite so
although I've got a job now, in a couple of weeks I will be able to buy all the pints I want.
:D
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:29, archived)

Go you!

(

thealternativefact, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:31, archived)

It's not all good
I'm going into marketing. I've sold my soul for shiny coins.
Oh well, at least it wasn't my arse.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:32, archived)

You could always sell your arse at weekends.

(

thealternativefact, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:33, archived)

You haven't seen my arse
I'm not sure there'd be any market for it.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:34, archived)

cattle market?

(

thealternativefact, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:35, archived)

Never worked so far.

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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:37, archived)

Oh dear.
Then best of luck with the marketing :)
(

thealternativefact, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:38, archived)

Ta!

(

wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:39, archived)

It will be eventually
they'll be like "oh well, we could use your idea, but you know what would really convince us" and then one of them will smile and the other will tap your buttocks with a riding cane.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:34, archived)

Play with a hoop and a stick.
Or drink booze and spout bollocks on and offline.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:26, archived)

There isn't enough hoop and stick these days for my liking

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:29, archived)

I fucking love mint sauce.

(

Drink.
To numb the endless pain and misery.

Sometimes I play nintendo.
(

The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:27, archived)

Other nights I like to watch pages from CEEFAX.

(

The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:29, archived)

CEEFAX is a poor man's internet.

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~~poor~~ real
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:33, archived)

You're not even half the boy that the top half of Nate was after you cut him in half.

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:27, archived)

The wrong kid died

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:27, archived)

That was a daft film.
Not as good as Anchorman. Best of all the daft American comedy films featuring Will Ferrell and Seth Rogan.
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Druid, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:30, archived)

I hate you Druid,

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 22:29, archived)

I like you.

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Druid, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:37, archived)

curtain twitch

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 26 May 2009, 22:32, archived)

I keep leaning on my keyboard tray with my elbow,
but I've done it too much and now it keeps collapsing, every five minutes I almost end up on the floor because leaning on it is a habit.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:33, archived)

The other night I was lying in bed after watching an episode of Black Books with Spacefish,
I'd had a couple of pints of homebrew, and drifted off for a bit. I had a dream that was vaguely Black Books in theme, but I don't remember any details. I woke up with a start, and asked Spacefish, "did you just make a child of me?"
I don't know what that means. I was a bit confused for a short while though, until I turned and saw the rest of my pint on the bedside table, which at the time seemed to explain everything.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:33, archived)

Did you have a sore bumhole?

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Druid, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:39, archived)

no more than usual

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:41, archived)

At the moment it's stupid healthy food and exercise
With south park or c-Mon & kypski on in the background.
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:33, archived)

BLIMEY THE FOOTBALL!
What are we predicting in Rome, tomorrow evening?
I'm bound to ask again, feel free to store better replies.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 22:08, archived)

I predict pizza.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:09, archived)

i predict a riot

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 26 May 2009, 22:17, archived)

Some Man Utd fans will be fatally stabbed

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applehead herp derp, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:09, archived)

pope runs on the field and waves his under cassocks at the opposition

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:09, archived)

I'm prepared to bet, here.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 22:09, archived)

his hitler youth?

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 26 May 2009, 22:19, archived)

he's drawn to the stadiums
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vladimir, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:21, archived)

I'm predicting 22 blokes kicking a ball about
followed by horrific violence.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:09, archived)

I think that's a Rugby kickoff.
:(

I'm not Rugger or anything.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 22:10, archived)

That would be thirty blokes
and the fans tend to behave themselves.
Still, fair point.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:11, archived)

You didn't mention fans.
I thought you meant violence on the field.
It's OK though as they attended public school.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 22:13, archived)

That's just pile-on.
We used to do that at primary school.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:14, archived)

I didn't attend public school
but I did play rugby.
I don't understand your distaste for the game, JMG. Surely if a load of Welsh want to knock fuck out of each other, that's ok?
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:15, archived)

I don't hate Rugby.
I just find it amazing a Newcastle midfielder is chastised over and over again when he's a shithead, when if a Rugby player does it it's all in house banter.
Same with May Day riots. If those people were in football shirts there'd be hell on, and absolutely no sympathy in the press.

:(
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 22:17, archived)

With rugby the violence is part of the game
and most rugby players don't cry if you tap them on the ankle.
I'm not having a go at any specific player here
(well, except Ronaldo, the diving prettyboy fairy).
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:20, archived)

Imagine if a boxer did that.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:21, archived)

He'd be laughed out of Vegas
and would be unable to make any money from endorsements.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:23, archived)

:(
I thought they were all running around gang raping women up in hotels over in the Southern Hemisphere last year.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 22:23, archived)

If that's part of the game, I'd be very interested in how substitutions take place, here.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 22:24, archived)

Easy
you just swap ends.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:27, archived)

Blood bin?

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 22:28, archived)

That would be considered a foul
so a five-minute penalty would be enforced.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:30, archived)

In hotels?
That's a fucking disgrace.

Everyone knows that the woods are the preferred location.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:25, archived)

I'm just glad to see it isn't in the men's at Eaton.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 22:26, archived)

There may be a baton charge or two, as well.

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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:11, archived)

I hope the Spaniards win
*Newcastle joke*
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:10, archived)

I'm going to have a moan about football that I don't care about

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Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:10, archived)

17-14 to Barcelona

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 22:11, archived)

114 for 6 about 45 overs in.
Followed by 2 tries in the second half then a touchdown to secure the win in the last quarter. They'll all get green jackets and stand on the podium whilst the national anthem plays. The trophy will be presented by Barry Scott.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:15, archived)

At least that means the trophy should be pretty shiny.
Or possibly dissolved.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:17, archived)

Expensive food and brawling.

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Meh, Barcelona win.
Hopefully, I do dislike them red devils somewhat.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:12, archived)

just a little
the only time i even remotely supported them was when they played the germans in a european final
and that was only because of the ridiculous pose the german pulled after scoring
seeing german supporters robbed in the last 2 minutes and weeping
priceless
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 26 May 2009, 22:22, archived)

In fairness, that was quite a good game.
BUT, the best champs league final has to be Liverpool v AC Milan 2005. What a turnaround.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:25, archived)

*agrees*

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WHARRGARBL, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:26, archived)

true
i watched that in malta.. the locals went fucking bonkers
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 26 May 2009, 22:31, archived)

Pasta, pizza, popes.
Maybe paparazzi.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:19, archived)

3-1
to Barca
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:19, archived)

That's the spirit!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 22:24, archived)

I'm sure Alexander Armstrong's ears are getting bigger as the programme goes on.
BBC2 now, if you want to see the sideshow.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 26 May 2009, 22:19, archived)

I think you're right.
Lucky I've got widescreen.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:22, archived)

If Newsnight gets cancelled you're going to need a cinema screen.
It really is quite an alarming sight.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 26 May 2009, 22:24, archived)

Some of the fans will let off a flare in the stands
coin throwing will be limited due to economic downturn
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 26 May 2009, 22:22, archived)

What's happening in Rome tomorrow?
By all means take this opportunity to pretend that you are not a creepy stalking autistic cunt, with no repeating or, ill judged , comma abuse. Cheers, Brian. I hope you are well, all things considered.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:24, archived)

HOW have you managed to get yourself worked up?
That's truly amazing.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 22:25, archived)

I'm wondering this as well.
There's getting worked up, but this is just bizarre.
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WHARRGARBL, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:27, archived)

No idea, KH..

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 22:28, archived)

I'm going for 2 - 2 in normal time.
Goals from Ronaldo + Rooney and Henry + Messi, providing they all play.

And a 2nd from Ronaldo in extra time, so therefore 3 - 2 to Manchester United.

Chance of a red card too.
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WHARRGARBL, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:24, archived)

messi hattrick
ronney strops and is sent off
ronaldo trips over himself and brakes his legs on the posts
3-0 barca
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 26 May 2009, 22:29, archived)

you might like this track
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_urjNkxaLz0
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 26 May 2009, 22:24, archived)

New post.
What have you eaten/drunk/done today?

Other than that, come up with a caption for this, or not, it's up to you.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:00, archived)

"WHEEEEEEEEEE!!". Obviously.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 22:01, archived)

FUCKIN' HORSE WOOOO!

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:04, archived)

"LOL LION SPASTIC ROFL'
Also, spaghetti bolognese.
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:01, archived)

I'm also doing my R*nd*m B*rn CD's

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:02, archived)

Mine are all ready to send.
Just have to make an effort to get to the post office at some point.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:03, archived)

After burning these fuckers I just need to make sure I have enough jiffy bags
I'm sure all the random shit I'll also throw in is nearby.

I might put a Hobnob in each.
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:08, archived)

Please do.
Hobnobs = Biscuit win!
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:17, archived)

The Mane attraction.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:01, archived)

Three bird game pie, with potatoes and spinach.
Toast (brown bread),
Went to the Chinese grocers and bought a Chinese Fuji apple,
Then toast again.

Now homebrew beer.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:04, archived)

also "turn left at the next junction"

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:06, archived)

Fixed two phones and a laptop.
I hate technology.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:05, archived)

technology is cunt

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:06, archived)

Looks like he's lion sidesaddle
felisitations.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:05, archived)

"RAWR!!!! LOOK AT ME KNACKERS"

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:05, archived)

I had some tuna and pasta at lunch,
nothing before or since.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 22:06, archived)

You're shit
Oh...it's you
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:07, archived)

What the fuck was the point in that?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 22:07, archived)

lol
I dunno
rofl
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:09, archived)

I cooked roast chicken, cous cous, salad, and peppers that i fried till back, then took off their skins and drizzled oil over.
And then fruit salad. Nice.
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rosie posie tingly bongly, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:07, archived)

My missus insists on pronouncing it "COOOS COOOS"
Short vowel sounds confuse those from the north east
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:09, archived)

All foreign words cause them immense difficulty,
they're a joy to overhear in restaurants.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:11, archived)

Well, my bird is from up that way
She had to leave as she is neither fat nor ugly
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:14, archived)

My parents are staying.
I had to leave because my parents are staying.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:15, archived)

Good science

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:17, archived)

Good work.
I had pasta.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:09, archived)

Today, Springy and I were trying to remember how the old Sheila's Wheels advert went,
after talking about her learning to drive.
I ended up singing it to her, complete with accurate Aussie hardman accent.

Some youtubing has led me to discover this parody which may be glasscock.

What was the last thing you sang?
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:22, archived)

You should have just gone without the question.
I like to get my point across on here with limited need for further banter.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 21:23, archived)

I fancied a chat with the internet populus.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:24, archived)

Gangsters
Much to the amusement of the watching Ms Official as me and Fat Pete bounced about like spastics
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:23, archived)

Weren't they amazing?

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:26, archived)

Oh aye
Terry was most animated. Go on youtube and search for "idiot dancing leeds specials"

Edit/ and he's three stories up
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:31, archived)

You're always bouncing about like a spastic.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:28, archived)

That's because I am a bouncy spastic

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:31, archived)

That parody is almost as good as a Friz song.

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magnum, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:24, archived)

I can't wait until Friz is famous.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 21:25, archived)

Indeed, he might fuck off.

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:28, archived)

*click*
and even if he doesn't we can sell stories to the daily mail about his peado jokes in this place.
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:47, archived)

dashboard confessional 'don't wait'

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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:25, archived)

I last sang
this at work today
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:25, archived)

Oh fucking hell.
I hate that song.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:26, archived)

*concurs*

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:35, archived)

Today I found myself singing
6 Underground by the Sneaker Pimps after not having heard it since I was about 18.

I obviously hadn't passed puberty as I'm sure my imitation of the female lead singers voice was much better back then.
(Errorist, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:26, archived)

I listened to that today
on my way to work.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:27, archived)

AGGGGHHH I DONT KNOW OR RECOGNISE YOU FROM HERE BEFORE. SHUN IT, QUICKLY.

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:27, archived)

Crawls
back into the undergrowth..
(Errorist, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:29, archived)

You've not been round for a while

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:30, archived)

Hi Al
Been stuck working in Local Authority hell. I'm no more or less a Contaminated Land Officer. I hate myself.
(Errorist, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:32, archived)

Hmmmmmm
interesting. Better than being unemployed though.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:33, archived)

Definitely.
However work time B3TA/anything worth looking at on tinternet is seriously off limits. Got told off the other day for writing willie instead of wellie in an email.

Hows you anyway?
(Errorist, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:36, archived)

Good thanks
things have picked up a bit recently.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:38, archived)

Good to hear it.
Interesting how quite a few old QOTW/OT folk now linger in here too. My how things have changed.
(Errorist, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:41, archived)

I opened the floodgates

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:47, archived)

HOLY FUCK IT'S MY B3TADAY

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:48, archived)

YAY!
You need a pie.
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thealternativefact, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:48, archived)

PIEPIEPIE
CHAMPAGNE PIE
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:51, archived)

CAAAAaaaaaaaandle!
*fives*
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:07, archived)

Wooooo!
you deserve a bacon explosion
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:49, archived)

put the pork sword away
and the spam javelin too
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:51, archived)

What about the
Ham Hammer?
(Errorist, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:52, archived)

Happy b3taday gorgeous

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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:49, archived)

woopeedoo

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:50, archived)

merry b3taday m'lady!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:53, archived)

:)

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:59, archived)

Appy Birfday Madame!
It seems like the floodgates have well and truely opened since I was last here.

I remember rather a lot of hostility between OT and talk back then
(Errorist, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:52, archived)

I did my bit for cross board relations

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:52, archived)

A good thing
I say
(Errorist, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:54, archived)

ALMOST CERTAINLY JMG's FAULT

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WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:57, archived)

OMFG

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WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:56, archived)

MAN UP BITCH

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:56, archived)

SHITTING JESUS
Happy candlething and all that :)
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:58, archived)

4 years on here
the times I've had....
*wipes tear*
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:59, archived)

What the fuck...
I've just realised my B3TA 1st birthday was four pissing months ago.
(Errorist, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:01, archived)

Get an icon
it helps with these things
All the cool kids are doing it
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:01, archived)

Bless you ma'am
bless you.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:03, archived)

I DIDN'T SING, DON'T PUT ME IN THE RIVER BOSS, DON'T PUT ME IN THE RIVER

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:26, archived)

OL' MAN RIBBER, DAT OL' MAN RIBBER,
HE JUS' KEEP ROLLIN' A-LOOOOOOOOOOOONG.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:27, archived)

last thing i sang was
this all fucking day, much to the delight of the people who were near me
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chuff monkey I AM him, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:26, archived)

I watched that film the other day.
Springy was unimpressed. I fucking love it.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:27, archived)

ACE

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:28, archived)

Totally sweet
That was one of our school plays at high school but I didn't bother auditioning that year.
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magnum, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:31, archived)

I sang Frank Mills (Lemonheads)
cos I'm trying to learn to play it on my guitar.
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thealternativefact, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:28, archived)

Evan Dando
is one of the coolest people on earth
(Errorist, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:31, archived)

Shame About Ray
is one of my favourite albums.
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thealternativefact, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:32, archived)

I sung Kelly Clarkson
for the same reason.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:32, archived)

Shall we share these things?

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thealternativefact, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:32, archived)

I shouldn't really share
that with anyone should I.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:34, archived)

Probably not...
but it doesn't usually stop you.
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thealternativefact, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:36, archived)

Can't remember.
However, Tegans bedroom is practically finished, just have to put up her curtain rail and get some decent bedding for her.

www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=114437&id=639124179&l=e27a1aa0e2
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:32, archived)

Dawwwwwwwwwwww.
You realise you've just shown Real Life stuff to People From The Internet, right?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:34, archived)

I was harping on about it a few weeks ago.
Just thought I would give everyone an update.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:36, archived)

I like how you've resisted the urge to make everything pink and fluffy and that.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:38, archived)

Have to go all out.
I'm quietly thankful you can't see the pink chandelier thing on the roof.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:39, archived)

you put all the best teddies right up out of reach on purpose didn't you you terrible mean person

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:35, archived)

Hehehehehehehehehehehehheeeheheeheehe!

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:36, archived)

That's what FF does.
Everything gets put up high if we have an argument :(
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:40, archived)

Yeah, normally his arms, terrorist.

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Druid, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:42, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6175968
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:52, archived)

WISE UP!
jkinteriorsunlimited.com/images/38458-1.jpg
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:42, archived)

I'm going to get one of those
and a stool from Ikea
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:52, archived)

He said he hid your birthday prezzie by the hoover
That way you'd never find it
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:45, archived)

Yeah
the shit.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:52, archived)

This is in your cellar right?

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WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:58, archived)

... No.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:00, archived)

baaaa baba baa baaa, baa ba baba baba baaa baba ba baaaa
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P77TTqvB6vo
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:35, archived)

Sabotage by the Beastie Boys.

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Another Number by The Cribs.
Do do do do, do do do!
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Druid, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:37, archived)

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

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WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:42, archived)

Retrofit the pudding hatch...

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:43, archived)

Road to Nowhere, Talking Heads.
Too loud.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:42, archived)

No such thing as singing that song too loud

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:53, archived)

Shut your fucking face uncle fucker

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CowJam, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:51, archived)

Kyle's mum really is a bitch

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:52, archived)

Another case of fat Britain turning on me.
It's rare I enjoy a Chicken and Mushroom slice. But for some reason, it tickled my fancy this evening.
Halfway through I noticed green furry specks on the underside, it was 10 days out of date.
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Oh Fatties. If this was you you'd have ate around the fur and you know it.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 21:13, archived)

a bit of penicillin isnt going to hurt anybody
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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:13, archived)

I'd sat there eating it on and off for around twenty minutes, and hadn't noticed.
I was distracted by NUFC news.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 21:14, archived)

I'm sat eating chicken, its quite good actually.

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:15, archived)

twenty minutes to eat a puny chicken slice

I am disappointed
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:18, archived)

Aye,
it's good for you.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:14, archived)

Where did you manage to purchase this delectable treat?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:15, archived)

Monte Verde, I'm back in Costa Rica.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 21:16, archived)

Gross gross gross.
I am well squeamish about mouldy food.

In happier news, I have fallen in love... www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0aI2KsQz3c&feature=related
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 May 2009, 21:16, archived)

That video will make somebody furious.
You can just tell.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 21:17, archived)

I'm not sure fatties are to blame for your lackadaisical fridge keeping skills

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minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:16, archived)

I'm to blame for thinner issues!
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 21:18, archived)

Oh, JMG.
Not even saturated fats like you. :(
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I just can't win.
:(
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 21:18, archived)

Saturated fats promote hair growth
/trufax
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minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:18, archived)

Eek.
I'm very anal about out of date food, even if it's just a day past the best before I'll throw it out, and I always check.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:18, archived)

I have learned a life lesson, here.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 21:19, archived)

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