My face hurts.I might smash it in with a hammer.
What do you want to smash in with a hammer and why? (-100 for saying Blue Star's face)
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I smashed up a washing machine with a claw hammer earlier.Admittedly, I got a little carried away, but it was very satisfying.
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:08,
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laundrette owner not paying their protection money?(
Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:09,
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I run this fucking town.(
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I'd quite like to smash a row of forty eggs on a wall to a drum beat(
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all day all day(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:11,
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That's what would probably happen if you were left to your own devices.(, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:12, archived)
I know all about your servicing.Well, I don't really, but I'm always up for hearing gossip.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:09,
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My face.Let's all have a big face hammer party.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:08,
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My gafferI have my Rules exam on Friday. A whole day of intimidation and me showing a criminal lack of knowledge, and it's Ms Official's birthday so I'm going to be a right ray of sunshine.
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will there be questions like 'a man is running to the platform at 4mph, calculate how many steps away you need to press the button to close the doors just as he gets there'(
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I do that without thinkingI can tell how far they are away not by looking but how insistently they whimper "MATE! HANG ON" and how heavy their footfall is. I'm a pro.
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My stupid mind.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:08,
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Britain's Got Talent contestantsmost of them are very shit
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minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:09,
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Does that show only exist to make the other shows look better?(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:10,
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The human saxophone blokeneeded to be smashed right in his stupid fucking face. That was TERRIBLE.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:10,
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Norhing in particular.I am just generally glooooooomy.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 May 2009, 21:10,
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Fuck it, it's done now.(
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Joan was quizzical studied pataphysical.
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chuff monkey I AM him, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:14,
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is it time for a din-dins thread?Please let it be time for a dinner time thread.
Tell me about what you're eating for your tea. YES A FOOD THREAD YESSSSS.
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:22,
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I don't know yet.I presently have a tuppa tea in my Seldom Seen Mug.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:22,
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There wasn't any beer when I made the teabut there is now. YAY.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:25,
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We've had ours alreadyWe had Gammon roasted in honey, parsnips roast potatoes and broccoli.
I wanted some of last nights cherry pie and custard but it's not kept overnight well :(
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Mrs Sp@m, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:23,
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braw!and sod the pudding!
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:25,
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Braw! Ace word.There used to be a comic strip called The Jocks & The Geordies, it was either in the Beano or Whizzer & Chips. They said 'braw' a lot in that.
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YumI have to limit the number of times we buy gammon joints as I would be fatter than an MP's expenses account otherwise.
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Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:27,
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I haven't had dinner yet and I don't think I'm going to.I'm not eating much at the moment. :(
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 20:23,
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Aww Benji :(Stress?
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:24,
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Home made pizza with chillies, salami and mushrooms. Housemate had to walk all the way to Morrisonsbecause there were no ready meals left. There's fruit, veg, meat, frozen veg, eggs, butter, pasta, rice etc etc, but if he can't prick the lid he doesn't cook it.
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I don't think he's ever boiled an egg.I've only seen him use the hob once, that was for soup. I've never seen him use even a kitchen knife. He eats bread and ready meals, I think it's quite sad really.
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He's an idle fuckerGod love him.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:39,
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I'd still go for the stabbingAn adult should be able to cook a basic meal or face a stabbing
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Gordon Ramsey stabbing folks who can't cook.Would that be good telly?
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I'd be fucked(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:05,
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I dunnoI know for a fact you can do chilli and cake. Top wife material.
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I don't eat my tea, I drink itbut for dinner I had chicken in cream and tomato sauce. With tatties, onions and carrots.
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SuperMatt, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:24,
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Fuck afternoon tea.I'm coming round for dinner.
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thealternativefact, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:52,
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Toad in the Holewith some cherry yoghurt for afters
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:25,
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No idea. I'm bloody starving though.Might whine until flatmate goes to chippy for me.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 May 2009, 20:25,
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A ham and cheese roll, and a mug of coffee.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:25,
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I feel sorry for whoever is getting one of my Random Burn CDsthey're getting "Turtle Power" by Partners in Kryme
As for food - I fancy some fish and chips
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 26 May 2009, 20:26,
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Ha haNOICE. Mine's got The Darkness on it. And Abba.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:27,
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I haven't sent mine out yetI need to re-think mine. 15 songs puts the CD at 2 hours. I could send out an MP3 CD, or I could do another random and cut it down to only 70 minutes.
Now I've moved and finally unpacked, I've got time to actually sort this out.
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I thought I'd do 5 different ones instead of 5 all the sameOne is almost exclusively chillout, whilst the others are a mad mix of stuff
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 26 May 2009, 20:29,
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I got one today!But I don't know who it's from :(
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thealternativefact, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:35,
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Bah,Some people are silly.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:37,
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She put a label with her real name and address on it...but that's not much help.
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thealternativefact, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:39,
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YesI had roast vegetables and chicken. It was good.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:26,
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I drunk a frijj and ate a genoa cake(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:27,
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GARLIC BREAD?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:32,
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oh for fuck's sake(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:28,
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JUST GIVE IN, TELL USCOME ON
WHAT WENT IN YOUR MOUTH TODAY?
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:32,
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Guess what went in mine Gilgamesh.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:20,
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dick dick dickdick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick
that is all
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Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:29,
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I made a cracking (and HUGE) spag bol beforeCasserole tomorrow.
GET IN.
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:28,
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It's a bit late, isn't it?I had some toast.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:29,
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I thought that tooBut I eat like an old lady these days.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:30,
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Dog Food and Mint Humbugs?(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:30,
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and tea tipped into the saucer, and slurped out noisily(
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 26 May 2009, 20:32,
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Old ladies eat dog food?(
Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:37,
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My recipeGarlic Paste
Ginger Paste
Green Curry Paste
Peanut Butter
Salt
Pepper
Sesame Oil
Chinese Pickles
Fry with Chinese Style smoked Bacon, thinly sliced and Chicken
Add coconut milk
Serve with egg noodles and Chinese pickles.
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WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:33,
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It was very tastyalthough it could have done with some more vegetables, I should have added onions.
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that's a pretty shit bacon sandwich(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:35,
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The bacon looked like thiswww.worldonaplate.org/.a/6a00d83455a06b69e2010536b61f6c970c-800wi
except even more like a rope.
It would not have been suitable for a sandwich.
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WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:38,
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they're like anti-semitic christmas decorations(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:40,
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Without the bacon that sounds aceI also have no idea what Chinese pickles are.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:39,
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I pickled some radishes once, they were ace.I worried my mum by doing that, she thought I might poison myself or something. As if the reason they're not customarily pickled in this country is that it transforms them into something deadly. I wish I was making this up.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:44,
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I have no trouble believing that you are the progeny of massive spastics.(
WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:43,
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sometimes I wonder how I'm as sane as I am(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:48,
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what, wait what?without bacon?
no bacon?
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:41,
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CorrectI'm sorry if I have upset you.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:42,
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if bacon didn't exist a lot of dishes would be worse off, even dishes that didn't include bacon(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:45,
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That's not trueBacon is only really good in a bacon butty and even then it can be a let down.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:49,
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now you're pushing things just a little too far.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:50,
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I'm genuinely disgusted(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:54,
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SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOLOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNN(
Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 26 May 2009, 20:34,
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A mexican chicken sandwhich I bought earlier.I challenge you all to show me a better sandwich from a local bakers.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:38,
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Cr3 and I had foods at O Neil's.It was yummers and comprised mostly of chilli.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:40,
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Your chaviness knows no bounds.That boy has wealth beyond imagining and yet you forces you to eat THERE.
Wait till I see him, I'll carve my name into his behind with a fresh switch of willow.
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WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:44,
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you public schoolboys..all the same..
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:47,
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i was referrencing your offer to spank cr3rather than the food choice.
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:53,
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whiney whiney whine whine boohoooo I am a student whiney waaah exams waaah dissertation waah waah waah my precious degree whine whine whineGET A JOB HIPPY
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:50,
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work!are you joking, the boss is a uni graduate and he is fucking things over like no tomorrow, the fucking mess he is creating is beyond description.
Graduation..fuck that..shooting them...yes.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:52,
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admittedly this may not be the case for allbut most of the graduates I have had to work with have had fuck all common sense,zero work experience and crap social interaction skills.
ohh but they can do a presentation and spreadsheet no trouble.
utter cunts the shit pile I have had and continue to have to deal with at work.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:56,
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I spend most of my time drinking or playing xbox,but can do some very hardcore sums when pushed.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 19:56,
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One of my buddies in Uni days left with a first class hons. degree in civil engineering.The first job he got straight after was with the local council, and his first task? - To design a new Hockey Pitch for a local secondary school.
two weeks of calcs, drawings, diagrams, drainage analysis etc etc, and he ended up solving a drainage issue on the affected area by putting the Hockey pitch on a 7 degree slope...
Suffice to say it never got beyond the drawing board.
He didn't last long there.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:55,
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just makes my blood boiljust because they have a degree in fucking media studies does not mean they know the best direction to move a department.
grrr fucking useless twats.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:57,
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Haha! I've worked with designers like that.One of the first jobs I worked on, the designer had two 1050dia pipes running into a 2.4m chamber at the same level and about 15 degrees from each other. Can you believe it?!
It's a laugh a minute in civil engineering.
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Druid, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:03,
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My grandad was a builder and had laid out all the foundations for a housebefore the team realised the architect hadn't put in any stairs.
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magnum, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:10,
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hahaha, oh my :)I shouldn't laugh - (due to the nature of my own work) but stories like that aren't really as uncommon as I wish they were.
We were recently called in to prepare and supervise the Building Regs. on a block of flats in slough. Clients had paid upwards of £20k on 'Architect's fees' down there for planning, and they had conveniently designed a roof that defied the laws of physics. they missed it, planners missed it, and it sailed through planning.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:15,
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I hope you managed to build the roofSome sort of hover pads, or the suspensers ala Dune
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magnum, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:16,
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I'll send you a sketch of the roof they had designed and see if you can see where the problem was...once it 'twigs' it's quite funny, but an expensive mistake to make.
/and one reason why I'll NEVER become a full architect. I much prefer the lower lights of an Arch. technologist. We design, and we KNOW it works.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:18,
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That's archictects all over, though.They'd have us build a bridge out of glass. Apart from TGA, he's great and should come out more often.
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Druid, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:19,
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A bridge out of glass!I could stand below and look up girl's skirts.
On the escalator in House of Fraser yesterday the girl 2 steps above grabbed the bottom of her skirt to prevent me seeing her knickers (or perhaps lack thereof). I thought if she's concerned about that she should probably just wear a longer skirt.
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magnum, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:21,
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/technologistI in no way wish to be associated with the bow tiwe wearing, leather patches on elbows denizens of design doom that are full blown architects.
I've worked for a few of them, and the best decision I ever made was to go it alone.
But thank for the kind words, you ol' flatterer you
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:22,
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But he's definitely middle-class - surely that's the only requisite quality for a good manager!(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:04,
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FUCK OFF RUINER CUNT COCK HEAD(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:52,
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That new maybelline foundation looks nice.I bet there won't be one pale enough for me, though.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:54,
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you knew that was a Gilgapost without reading the username didn't you?(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:10,
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Hell yeah!No-one has the ability to be grumpy like you.
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Mrs Sp@m, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:15,
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I am a student and I have a jobI am excluded from all walks of life
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:52,
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I'm not a student and I don't have a jobeveryone loves me.
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jenpots, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:56,
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Yeah, but Piston fails at being a human being.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:03,
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If you offer me a job, I'll take the job.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 19:53,
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I have two jobs, and I run my own company.I bought and sold my first house last year.
I don't like doing exams but I don't whine about it.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:55,
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gis a job(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 19:56,
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Haha!How good are you at gardening?
Edit: If it was that profitable do youy really think I would be doing an MSc next year?
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:56,
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I have no problem with physical workand I'm a very quick learner.
I will do you proud Boss.
edit: maybe you just love being a student
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 19:57,
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If I do give you a job,You must refer to me as 'boss' all the time, wear stripey prison uniform and sing lamenting delta blues about how you shot a man.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:58,
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am I allowed to use a harmonica?(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 20:02,
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How's the pay?(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 20:06,
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Pretty poor.I might give you enough for some moonshine and a meal.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:29,
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Doley scrubbers are less of a drain on society than most students.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:55,
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I WOULD HAVE QUITE LIKED TO HAVE GONE TO UNIVERSITYNOT FOR A JOB OR ANYTHING, I THINK IT WOULD HAVE BEEN FUN
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:55,
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I AM AT UNIVERSITY.IT IS FUN SOMETIMES NOT ALL THE TIME
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WHARRGARBL, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:56,
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I don't know why that needed caps, sorry(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:57,
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I AM HOPING TO GO BACK TO UNIVERSITY(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:05,
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good luck with thatbut remember, no one in the real world actually gives a rat's bottom about your exams
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:21,
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I didn't go to uni because I didn't know what to doOn reflection it appears no-one else really had much of a clue either.
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magnum, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:12,
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Meh!I'm a student, a mum, a cripple and I do have a job. :p
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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:57,
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Are you a lesbian and black?That would make a proper full set.
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a half-les but as pale as they come I'm afraidNot sure blacking up would go down well at work.
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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:01,
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Not often I have the chance. :D(
Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:03,
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Hello /talkI'm just settling down for a nice little study-period of solicitor's conduct in preparation for an exam next week.
Anybody else in the middle of exams? Anybody relishing the fact that they're not having exams?
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Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:33,
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I would actually quite like to be having exams at the moment.Then I could at least have some hope for the future, however false.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:34,
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That sounds quite upsettingare things really that bad? :(
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Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:34,
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I honestly don't see a way out,the job market at the moment is absolutely flooded with people who have more experience than I do, and there are scarcely any jobs at all at the bottom end. I'm going to have to retrain in something to have any skills useful to anyone, goodness knows what.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:38,
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Build computers for people,you're good at that.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:39,
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not that good.I barely make a profit, I'd need to do about 4 a day to make a living out of it.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:41,
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You'd be surprised by the number of people feeling like thatRetraining isn't such a bad idea, I'm hearing from lots of people doing that kind of thing
If it's any consolation I'm supposed to have a Training Contract lined up with a firm already, and there's a severe drought of that going on, shitloads of firms are downsizing. After 5 years in higher education I'll still be doing something menial :(
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Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:41,
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It's not a bad idea, for the long term,but it takes time, and money, and I kind of want a job now, really. Time doesn't grow on trees.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:43,
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there are plenty of unskilled jobs goingdepends on what you are willing to do though i guess
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well, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:42,
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There are a couple of admin jobs I'm considering at the moment.Still waiting to hear back from the council about the last one. They'll maybe let me know in six months or something.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:45,
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if you need money you do anythingI've cut bricks, packed crisps, sold crisps, answered phones, got a forklift licence, all sorts.
edit: for pretty much minimum wage, if not on the line itself
You can't whine about never being able to get a job when you "consider some admin jobs" as if anything else is far underneath you.
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moohalaa, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:47,
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beneath me?they're the lowest jobs on the jobs sites!
the reason I'm only going for those ones is that they're the only ones where I meet the minimum criteria.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:47,
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how about factory work? cleaning?it's fairly shit or mind numbing work but it's money.
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moohalaa, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:48,
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Edinburgh doesn't have factories.It's white collar central. Major banks and insurance companies. That sort of stuff is all out at Fife and Livingston. I'm not joking.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:51,
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Plenty of those,but that's really not something I'd be any good at... customer facing, nooo not me. This isn't me being fussy. I worked as a receptionist once and was utterly shit at it.
Besides, I've got a friend who's looking for exactly this kind of work, and has experience, and is having a pretty hard time of it.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:57,
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Who cleans the banks and insurance companies?Who cleans the windows, does the laundry, makes the food, delivers the post, there are lots of unskilled jobs in the city.
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Druid, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:56,
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I don't know,but I'm not seeing the adverts.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:58,
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Who watches the Watchmen?The Watchiermen obvs.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:13,
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thisjust go down to the job centre and apply for everything they've got
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well, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:49,
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You should try chasing these up more often,maybe turn up in person. Also, follow the head of admin home one night and study their routine. If they go out to the pub quiz on a Wednesday evening, you could turn up over the course of a month and start up a conversation. When you're good friends after a few weeks, your employment status might crop up, whereupon you say "Funny you should mention that" and say how much you'd LOVE to work in their admin department, and the job's as good as yours.
Honestly, some people just don't make the effort.
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Druid, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:50,
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I'd never considered stalking as a career move.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:01,
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I suppose telling you to pull your fucking socks up would be a waste of typing?(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:36,
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My mum's been doing it since I was five,it's like water off a duck's back by now.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:38,
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This is my first year for a long time with no exams, it's lovely.I do have a few vivas in September though, and three 80 page portfolios to prepare.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:34,
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Someone will tell you to fuck off for this.I won't, because this isn't actually that bad a post.
I have one exam left, on Friday. Then I'm partying like it's 2009
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WHARRGARBL, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:34,
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Haha, good for youthis is my last week of revision, then the hellish 10 days begins.
I want this to be over, but I'm scared of screwing it all up
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Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:36,
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I was supposed to be having exams,then I gave up my course and job. Hurray!
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:35,
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I'm still waiting on my results from my'Introduction To Telling People To Man The Fuck Up' course.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:37,
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Cool, when do you get them?(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:41,
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Apparently it was supposed to be in April.I don't actually know now. I think I'll have to ring them and ask them where the fuck they are. I got an application form through for the first year in the degree course and I want to do it.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:43,
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Cool.They should have told you by now, so, the wankers. Is it a full time degree course?
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:45,
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Nope.It's part time. One day a week. I need to know if I can do it cos I'll have to tell them in work.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:50,
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Cool beans!I hope you get them soon:)`
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:51,
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What's the plan Esmewesme?(
Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 May 2009, 19:38,
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Haven't a fucking clue, to be honest.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:40,
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Well here's hoping you get one soon enough.and here's hoping I get off this quick enough to actually do some revision :S
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Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:42,
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I have no examsMy friends have just finished theirs though so celebratory drinks on Saturday - woo.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:37,
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I have a Statistical and Low Temperature physics exam on Tuesdayand a condensed matter physics exam a week on friday.
Both are double modules, and combined are about 20% of my entire degree.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 19:37,
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o.OGood luck for both of them. I've got Commercial Law, Commercial Dispute Resolution, Mergers& Acquisitions and Proffessional Conduct. All of which I have to pass otherwise Adam doesn't become a bottom-feeding solicitor :S
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Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:38,
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I'm doing my finals.I've done 6 and have two left.
Then I'm going to introduce my boyfriend to my dad for the first time and then get so drunk that I cannot see and then work out what I'm going to do with my life.
Simples.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 May 2009, 19:38,
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No exams but I've just sent off my OU ECA:)
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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:38,
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So what's the good news?(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:10,
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I have another day off work*does dance of glee*
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 May 2009, 19:11,
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I'm probably on the dole!*f1v3s!*
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 19:28,
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We'll all be on the dole at this rate.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:34,
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I might buy a new laptop(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:12,
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Make sure you get one with buttons.(
The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:23,
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that's a Fisher Price activity centre you're thinking of there(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:25,
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I'm hereand I'm ACE
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:12,
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I'm here too, with jellopenoes and salami and mushrooms on a pizza.I can't resist the Gonz 'jellopenoe'
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Druid, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:20,
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Om nom nom.Bring some round.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:21,
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Om nom nom come get it.I've got another film to watch tonight, possibly Rashomon.
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Druid, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:22,
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Just watch Martyrs again.It won't freak you out or anything.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:23,
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Jellopino !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:21,
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In 10 days I will know what I'm doing with my life.and I will go out and find myself a wife.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 19:12,
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What happens in 10 days?(
Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:13,
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I'll have done my last exam,so I'll know roughly how well I did, so I can apply for a masters or a Ph.D, depending on the circumstances.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 19:14,
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Edinburgh does lots of my topic.It keeps coming up in all my placement searches.
This worries me :(
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 19:15,
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Scotland is fail.Moreover, I don't think the Scots would appreciate me.
and I'm scared about making THAT big a change in my life.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 19:17,
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I said more.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 19:18,
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OhWhat kind of big change would moving to Edinburgh force?
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:19,
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I'd be far far away from anyone I know.I'd have to start friend making/networking from scratch effectively.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 19:20,
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Grow some balls, you enormous pansy.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:20,
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Plus,Scotland's shit. We've got to agree on that.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 19:21,
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I'm afraid not,boy who lives in Pubs Closing at Eleven land.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:22,
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This is a very good point(
Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:22,
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Not if they get a license to open after that.:)
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 19:23,
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*cough* 24 hour licensing *cough*(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:23,
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I used to live in Scotland.It was great while I was there.
Just because the chippiest man in all England has moved there doesn't soil the entire country.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:22,
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I think I'll incite racial hatred(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 19:23,
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They'll hate you because you're shit.There is nothing racial or sectarian about that.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:24,
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That's not very nice.Do you really think I'm shit?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 19:25,
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I have no idea.Everybody else seems to think so and I'm not one to buck a trend.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:27,
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*not sure if I'm reilliterating your point*CHIPPYst man.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:33,
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So?Surely you did that when you moved to uni in the first place?
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:21,
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that's totally difficult at a major university(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:21,
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It's not Edinburgh university,it's the other one.
Heriot-Watt
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 19:22,
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Is it shit?This is only though looking at Jobs.ac.uk.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 19:24,
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It was a pun. What? Heriot-WHAT? WATT. It sounds like WHAT. Geddit? Hilarity will ensue.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:26,
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Oh.I see.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 19:27,
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Which other one?(
Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:24,
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To be fair though, in Edinburgh posh southerners practically outnumber the natives.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:22,
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I've got a great resource for that.www.lidl.com/discountrussianwives.php?price=cheap&moustache=y
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:15,
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Other people at work realise that the person I've been bitching about is actually a retardSo now my life is so much easier. Woo.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:13,
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My fingers are getting stronger.I will soon be able to crush a man's skull with my bare hands.
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I can see how that could come in useful.And also for pickle jars.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:14,
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I have a jar in my cupboardWhich has been there for ages as I am too weak to open it :(
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:15,
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Gutted.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:18,
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Uh huh :(I know no strong men to open it for me either.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:18,
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Yes, I'll be able to crush them too.Although you might end up with glass in your pickles. And in my hands.
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You can find Salvation through Jesus.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:14,
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Is he transparent?(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 19:14,
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He is the Light that shows us the Road to Redemption.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:15,
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I thought it was Road to Perdition,and that's Tom Hanks, not Jesus.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 19:17,
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Tom Hanks is Jesus.He doesn't like to go on about it. Humility is one of his better features. It makes up for his piggy eyes.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:20,
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Feck all.Could do with some.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:14,
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They've invented a pill that makes sperm taste like chocolate.Does this qualify as good news?
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:24,
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The good news, is that I completed peggle on my ipod today.The bad news is that I got a cutasy text from O2 telling me that my spend is £530 over my line rental this month.
=/
I'm not even joking =(((
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:17,
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How.The.
Fuck?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 19:18,
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Fucking hell, Gonz.(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:19,
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I thought iPhone had wifi,it's free if you can connect to a hotspot?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 19:21,
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Yeah', but not on an iPhone.I'm still going to get my hands on the new one next month though =)
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:23,
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At first I read it as cutesyIt didn't make much sense.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:20,
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Thank's babe.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:27,
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That's a strikethrough of the apostrophe.In case you didn't see.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:30,
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that's over 1p a minute,constantly, for the whole time.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:20,
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I got a text about an hour after the Courtesy from the, "The Debt prevention Team at O2".I'm hoping they'll settle to spread it over a few months at interest free, or something.
I donno, no point fretting about it, I'll sort it when I get back.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:25,
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Imagine if you have to go to jail because of Internet Browsing Habits.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:32,
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Actually.... thinking about it....Legaly, internet addiction is real (I think in the UK), so maybe there is some sort of work-around in that department.
I've also thought up...
- My phone got stolen and the guy happened to like speaking to the people I text and speak. Couldn't report it because phone was stolen.
- Passing the bill onto some random piece of software (I've got plenty to choose from) for using the internet on my computer in the background.
- I'm poor, let me spread it out over 30 easy payments at rent free.
- I'm a shareholder with over £100 of shares that I got from my batmiziah. (maybe, I don't know, I had Cellnet, I think).
- I'm Jewish, jews control the world media, media is on the internet, internet is supplied by you.... then give them the secret phone-hand-shake, and see where things lead me.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:40,
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I'm astonished you could find that many people willing to talk to you(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:27,
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Newcastle Utd. fans don't have to travel all the way to Portsmouth next season.(
Druid, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:19,
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HELLO.MT locked herself in the bathroom again today, the
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:20,
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Haha, our dog always gets trapped in my parent's room.He just lies down and goes to sleep.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:25,
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I will finish my degree in 7 days.At the moment the bad news far outweighs the good though.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 May 2009, 19:21,
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What's the bad?I'm probably sharing in your misery here.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 19:28,
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Giving her aids and setting her free would be one way to destroy Italy.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 19:32,
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According to some BNP politician, AIDS is a good disease becauseit kills the gays, blacks and druggies.
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Druid, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:33,
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I can't work out if your suggesting that if MoT had an STI I'd be sharing it with him because I'd sleep with himor if any bad news of mine is bound to be an STI.
Either way :(((((((
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 May 2009, 19:33,
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Well, it's frowns all round then.If someone actually said to me "Turn that frown upside down!" I think that I could punch them and no magistrate in the land would convict me.
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Druid, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:38,
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I got an essay back that I worked really hard on and was really proud of and got 10% less than one I wrote in four hours.I think I'm fucked.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 May 2009, 19:32,
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VideoLooking for a video by a british or american writer in a wheelchair. He's talking about war, and among other things reads a spanish poem. Anyone know this? Please point me in the right direction.
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Near the top(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 19:06,
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Yes ye syes...www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLibDBN5B_A
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:59,
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Spazztoid McGee's Super Wartime Poema Español EXTRAVAGANZA!(
ArthurTheRat, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:59,
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www.google.comyou lazy bugger.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:59,
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I've got some LOVELY pants.I might buy some more tomorrow.
That's my contribution to this thread, spackseeker
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moohalaa, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:59,
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Buy ME something.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:00,
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why man aye bald man dole RELEGATION man pet giro The Viz Comic pet Ant & Dec/ac
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moohalaa, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:01,
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What kind of pants?(
Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:01,
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Picture is for artistic representation only. This product does not enable wearer to be attractive.cache.daylife.com/imageserve/05uU25kf9b9hx/610x.jpg slightly nsfw
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moohalaa, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:03,
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OohWhich one are you then?
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:05,
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See the fat man near the buffet table behind the camera in the studio reception?Him
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moohalaa, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:06,
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Where did this fasion for dressing grown men in ridiculous baby pants come from?You're basically a paedophile.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:06,
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I have got the most gorgeous knickers in the world.They have properly cheered me up after a shit day.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 May 2009, 19:05,
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Good Underwear will do this.Top knickering, that woman.
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moohalaa, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:08,
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Is it Birds of a Feather?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:59,
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Yup.youtube.com/wheelchairwarpoembloke
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:01,
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1066and whilst you are up, will you get me a pint of larger and a packet of pork scratchings please.
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MrA, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:02,
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nobody does the quiz quite like Mongy(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:02,
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BLOW IT OUT YER ASS(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:10,
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I like eggs,Hoots the noo why aye.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:38,
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why man aye bald man dole RELEGATION man pet giro The Viz Comic pet Ant & Dec(
moohalaa, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:39,
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WOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOO!I'm free!
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 18:39,
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shit! I've said bald so many times the curse is broken!Look at JMG's long, flowing, luscious locks!
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moohalaa, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:40,
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I'M MENTAL. NOW I'M NOT. NOW I'M MENTAL. NOW I'M NOT. NOW I'M MENTAL. NOW I'M NOT.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 18:41,
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I originally typed "menthol".:(
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 18:41,
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that's because my posts are a refreshing change to your MIND NUMBING REPETITION(
moohalaa, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:44,
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I fear somebody with a WoW login's furious with me because for the past 5 weeks they've thought you were a bird.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 18:45,
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I do have more scented candles than pints of milk in my flatand I have just bought a lot of milk
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moohalaa, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:46,
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At least you aren't on 90nz0's version of "Food and Drink", down below.He'll give himself cancer or diabetes drinking all that shite.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 18:48,
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=((((I bet you can't say you've never chased an alchopop in your day, IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:58,
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*stops putting on lipstick**record player goes vvvvpppppp*
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moohalaa, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:48,
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I thought you were calling him an Interior Decorator for a moment.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:00,
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I KNOW ALL THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT THE CRYING GAME!(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:50,
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Why aye man pet I'm free.From working that is because I'm on the hoots dole man pet.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:41,
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Auf weidersen crocodile shoes man pet.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:41,
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She's lying.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:42,
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As a three, we'd make for an excellent WWF Tag-Team + Manager combo.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 18:42,
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We'd take the world.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:43,
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Up the shitter, in Moo's case.HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:43,
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Howay boyo, so it is, golly gosh.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:40,
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By 'eck la' sorted boyo isn't it?(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:41,
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Gag me with a spoon up the apples and pears, jimmy.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:43,
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Oh arr moi luvver schnell schnell PAAAARRSTY!(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:44,
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wacky ZANY podcast I JUST PUNCHED A DOLPHIN haha catlegs(
ArthurTheRat, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:40,
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I heard your wife poaches you swan eggs for breakfast and serves them to you on a platter in the shape of a cat's face.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:40,
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what is your preferred method of cooking eggs?(
minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:40,
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It is my moral duty to pour scorn on cake.Or is it scone? I'm never quite sure.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:47,
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My FAVOURITE.OM NOM NOM.
HELLO
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:54,
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Hello.I went to the seaside yesterday. The Baby ate some sand. I played frisbee and climbed a tree and ate fish and chips. We had two frisbees. One was a whizzy new ring-shaped one that flew for miles and then chopped the end of your fingers off when you caught it. I liked the "flew for miles" bit but not so much the chopping fingers off. Then we had some mushy peas. The End.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:56,
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I hate you.I want to go to the seaside. Well done on feeding The Baby sand though.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:59,
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She was going for a beetle as well but lacked the required speed and dexterity.Tricky buggers those beetles.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:02,
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Aww.I'm going to stop this now though or I'll want my own sand eating beetle missing little one.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:04,
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Babies. They're great.This message brought to you by the Baby Marketing Board.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:07,
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*pokes eyes out**sticks fingers in ears*
CAN'T SEE OR HEAR YOU LA LA LA
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:09,
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on [b3tan]'s bumholes.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:54,
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How else do you make a cake?Oh God, I bet you're one of those mad people, and it's either soya or tofu. Fucking soya, my arse, what's wrong with a bit of lard and beef dripping?
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Druid, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:49,
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I don't make a cake.One made out of lard and beef dripping sounds tempting, though.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:50,
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Lardycake. Actually, beef dripping is only good for frying in.You can't beat an egg fried in beef dripping. Well technically you can, but it'd be scrambled egg then.
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Druid, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:53,
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dip the bread in the dripping,for your bacon sandwiches.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:53,
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I'm not keen on dripping on toast/bread. I don't like eggybread either.Maybe I'm just a bread purist.
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Druid, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:54,
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careful with that breadohol(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:57,
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dans l'ovaire(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:44,
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My money is in some sort of celindrical shape, with a cap on the bottom, and some sort of handle.But this is just what I heard, for I know not of such things.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:46,
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You keep your money in a mug?You filthy street urchin beggar.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:48,
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careful you don't get mugged.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:49,
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I just read both your responces with a really confused look, re-read what I wrote, re-read what you two wrote, got confused again.Third time lucky, and I realised, I meant "My money is on...".
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:53,
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HA HA HA YOU LOOK LIKE ONE!!111!! LOLLLLLL!11!!oh my
*sits down*
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 26 May 2009, 18:58,
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Ho'way man.. Just hire Shearer!If they somehow manage to cock this up, and it's not out of the realm of possibility.
What role would YOU, the male breasted, wish to hold the title of under my swift rise to Manager of Newcastle United Football Club?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 18:36,
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SPAM AT THE TOPwww.flickr.com/photos/mr90nz0/
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:36,
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I'm using your popularity to launch my careea in photography.I would make jokes about using your head as a reflector, but i'm more of a on-location, in the action, photographist.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:40,
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Blue WKD?Really?
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:37,
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Also, jealous!!(
Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:38,
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Livin' da vicca locca !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:39,
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*massive sadface*(
Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:42,
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I know, I got it wrong, it's vidda.=(((
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:50,
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It's great stuff, I'm drinking a Watermellon Bicardi Breezer at the moment because they're out of WKD.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:39,
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Are they all out of heterosexual drinks, too?(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 18:40,
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I sware they played that "I wanna lick you up and down, 'cus tonight baby, I want to get freeky with you" song ealier today.Now THAT was taking things a bit to far.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:44,
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I didn't know you could get gayer...(
Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:42,
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I wasn't to sure myself, I'll stop right before the willy goes in the man.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:56,
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that first page looks like The Adventures of Blue WKD McGuyverfirst he walks across a beach, then he builds a boat from odds and ends and a bicycle
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spacefish bong!, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:44,
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Can I be secretary of liaisons to Man Utdmy role will primarily consist of me being paid to watch Man Utd play football
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minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:38,
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Since SIlvestre left I feel the void is unfilled.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 18:40,
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Hello Fatties.Who's today's top dog, then?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 17:50,
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I've just been outside for, like, more than two hours.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:51,
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I've been over on an important meeting to see Big Fat Neil as he's looking after a puppy.He'd just had his bollocks off, Friday.
The dog, not Neil.
At one point I had the dog in a headlock.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 17:52,
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Is this the boxer puppy?(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:54,
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The internet has told me it's a:Cocker-Spaniel.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 17:56,
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hahaI like spaniels.
They're almost as good as collies.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:57,
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Ah, the boxer is a girl, isn't it?(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:05,
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Yes.The Spaniel's now a seedless grape.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 18:11,
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I saw loads of dogs in cages outside today that made me very "=((((("I know they're "hunting dogs" rather than pets, but it got me quite upset.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:01,
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Not that I'm going to do a thing about it.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:01,
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Except maybe tell the local dog people, who'll do nothing about it.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:01,
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What do they hunt with them?(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:05,
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Not sure exactly, phesent and other birds, I think.They seemed mostly [dog from Duck Hunt] types, I saw about 4 or 5 pens over the space of a mile.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:11,
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There is also a complete and utter bitch on the site I'm on.With two dogs, one is a tiny dog (not sure what kind), on a 1m chain, in a stonned front garden, all day long, with no shade. The other is a big dog, in the same garden, with a not-much-bigger chain.
I've never seen her walk them or anything like that, not that I'm saying she doesn't walk them, but I really bite my tounge around her. She's english-turkish too, so she can't really blame culture (or whatever) on it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:13,
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I miss having a dog about the place.It's horrible.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 May 2009, 18:05,
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:((((*huggles*
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:06,
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www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/png/chris.png
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:51,
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i love the fact that whoever took that screenshot has blanked his namebut called the file "chris.png"
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spacefish bong!, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:56,
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Let's call that a Gonzoisim.I realised that as I copy'n'pasted the url.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:57,
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It was gonzo.Silly gonz.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:06,
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I've only just got inI had one of those pressure washer thingys delivered today and I'm trying to put it together but the hose pipe won't fit on the flaming tap so it's useless
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:53,
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that's TWO things now I've bought off the shopping channel and BOTH have been utter shitLet that be a lesson to you all
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:58,
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Just two! It's not like I'm a serial purchaser or anything(
Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:01,
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And they're very therapeutic to use, too.Gutted.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:23,
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It IS almost World GMoS Day, afterall.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 17:56,
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I'm home from a long weekend in the north eaststopping by Yorkshire on my way back. I have had a lovely time, the beach at South Shields is great.
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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:26,
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Yeah, because you'd love me and my rowdy bunch to destroy your peace:p
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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:33,
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it's cos you're ginger and shit!I saw her and said hello.
:oP
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jenpots, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:35,
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But only because she didn't see you first=P
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:38,
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She was trapped by the carand her kids were there, she had to play nice.*
*Fluzzy is always nice, cos she's a nice person.
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jenpots, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:40,
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My girlfriend hasn't even heard of the internet,I'm on my way back to normal society.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:31,
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Au'righ'?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:46,
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of causeI'M ON HOLIDAY THIS WEEK. I WONT BE DOING VERY MUCH.
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MrA, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:47,
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I ate an apple.It was nice.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:49,
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I've just finished my last ever Italian exams.They didn't go very well and I'm quite upset and worried I've fucked up my degree.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 May 2009, 17:50,
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I'm trying to order my gown for my graduation.But it wants to know my head circumference.
Who the fuck knows their head circumference? and where the fuck has my housemate put the tape measure?
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:50,
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That's his awnser to everything.*WINK*
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:52,
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My head circumference isnt ~140 cmI'm quite confident of this.
But hold up, i just remembered that the circumference of your head is roughly a third of your overall height, which would make 25 a reasonable approximation.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:54,
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It's doubtful they could find you a 57 inch hat.But if they did, it would be lolarious - if we could see the pictures, that is...
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thealternativefact, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:54,
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Put down 2m and go in a sonbrero.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:56,
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never mind that,who puts a gown on their head?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:52,
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is this an American university?(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:59,
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oh,I never realised they had closed gowns up here. Edinburgh doesn't, I'm pretty sure.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:05,
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Mine is 61cm. I have a big head.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:08,
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Dear internet.This thread is intended for use as a place for people to be nice to each other and make each other feel good.
The way that this will be accomplished is up to the individual.
Have fun and be nice.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 16:16,
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This thread will invariably be rubbishhowever, I am prepared to give it a try.
How are you MOT? Having a pleasant day?
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WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:17,
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No, not really.This day is getting on my tits, hence this thread proposal.
How is yours?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 16:17,
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Hello I'm looking forward to the bash on the 30thand am in no way worried that I'll meet a lot of people who scare me to my very soul.
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b3tans are crap.All pale and floppy like plants kept in the dark that aren't rhubarb.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:19,
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Oh alright then.I'm not exactly horticultural. I've got a plant at home, and I have no idea what she is. She's a glowy fibonacci plant, or Brenda.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:20,
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+ your average+ist, [name of the bloke from lockstock].
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:04,
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romanesque is the fibonacci plantat least, i think so
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spacefish bong!, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:48,
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I expect to see lots of amusing/ironic Tshirtsa dispropotionate number of piercings and I will probably be looked down on for drinking lager.
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I will most probably be wearing my star trek t shirtand being looked down on for not drinking much at all.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:22,
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No, just over it.That and I'm crap at it now, out of practice.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:26,
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Yep.It makes me vomit less.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:29,
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Although, for meAlcohol and getting stoned is asking for digestive pyrotechnics.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:32,
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Or just don't drink.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:37,
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or dry the drink and smoke it(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:49,
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Cold fizzy lager does amazing things to your tounge when you have had a smoke though.All tingly and good.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:50,
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I get week long hangoversso not good enough for me, really.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:52,
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Ahh...Ok, mine might stretch to a couple of days after a really heavy boozing session. A week though, that is rubbish!
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:54,
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That's probably why.You're surely not being all judgemental are you, Chompikins?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:32,
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Degree in psychology specialising in Neuropsychology,My dissertation was how cannabanoids and opiods affect appetite.
not judgmental in the least.
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Yowzer, I bet your dissertation's an interesting read.Scarily I'm not being sarcastic. One of my best mate's a psychologist, but he does experimental stuff. I'm not the best person to describe it, obviously.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:36,
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My dissertation is pretty boringand quite low level.
Some of the people I worked on it with have gone on to suggest a drug treatment for bulemia though and that's more interesting.
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It does sound it.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:38,
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One of my lecturers is studying the chemical differences betweenhomegrown and imported commercially grown stuff.
For this she had to obtain donated samples from her students and friends. The best part of this was that she has a licence to posess quite large amounts of the stuff!
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:53,
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Can you illegal drugtakers explain whyWhen 'my cousin' smokes a joint that is a mixture of tobacco and weed 'my cousin' turns a horrible colour and is ill
but when 'my cousin' smokes a cigarette made out of just tobacco or a joint made out of just weed 'my cousin' is fine.
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WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:33,
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No,I'm afraid I have no explanation for this!
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:34,
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Not a clue. Weirdness.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:35,
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Actually it's probably because of the burning point of tobbacoreleasing different chemicals in a spliff than the others.
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Why is it that 'my cousin' also gets really frightened when he smokes the crusty black kind of weedbut not the leafy kind?
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WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:39,
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haha oh JesusPaul Bentley (the pube drawing boy) is on facebook
photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v645/110/103/508489431/n508489431_1359807_1174890.jpg
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WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:44,
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He looks like a nice, well adjusted young man,and his bird is proper fit too.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:08,
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He could be talking about squidgy.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:42,
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Ohhash. Not weed. Right.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:43,
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For the sake of argumentcannabis.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:45,
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Rastafarian Old Holborn.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:47,
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Forgive me for not being down with the terminology surround the illegal drug trade.(
WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:45,
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It should be obvious to anyone with half a fucking brain what I'm talking about(
WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:46,
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for a thread about getting stonedeveryone's getting really uptight
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spacefish bong!, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:53,
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Genuine confusionnot pedantry.
Calm down kidda.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:49,
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Got any clarky cat?(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:47,
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I'm going to get mashed off my head on ecstacy pipesand Cake.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:55,
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Do at least try to keep upit's desperately important.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:48,
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Due to your extremely posh face?or because you look like a lobster?
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lots and lots of grey nylon...(
Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:25,
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I don't think I own anything made from Nylonapart from my Leicester Strip.
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WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:26,
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oh dear..fake nylon is even worse..
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:28,
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Yeh, but you wouldn't want to waste real nylon on that...(
thealternativefact, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:38,
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I bet you have a Nottingham Forest tattoo on your ringand employ a massive bloke with a tattoo of a fox on his knob to bum you.
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WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:47,
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This is all reasonable...but Nottingham Forest? You sick bastard.
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thealternativefact, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:06,
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Don't tell meDerby, the Championship's own homoseuxals.
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WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:10,
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Jeez. You poor thingThat through choice?
;D
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:32,
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Ah, when you pahed I thought you meant your team was a good one.(
WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:44,
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will you be running from group to groupshouting "C*CK T**SDAY"?
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:31,
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wearing a giant cock costumeand telling everyone how he won last weeks qotw
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I kind of wish I were going to that now.But it's too late to book trains and somewhere to stay. Also I need to save my money for the million birthdays there are in June.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:19,
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Yeah.I'm not all that and neither are you, lets face it.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:29,
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I don't think you even existHOW D'YA LIKE THAT?
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:34,
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I'm in a similar boatIf I was to go, I would have to catch the last train home and go to work the following morning.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:20,
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I avoid wearing ironic t-shirtsI might just wear a shirt of some description.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:30,
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*goes for a bit of a lie down*(
Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Tue 26 May 2009, 16:35,
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PHWOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 26 May 2009, 16:37,
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I bought a 3 wolf moon t-shirt while feeling a bit sillyI might wear that.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:52,
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I miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight comeas might Mrs Eddache.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:42,
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You're supposed to be nice to me in this thread!(
Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:00,
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You'll notice the /talk table straight awayThey'll be the ones chanting "One of us, one of us, gooble gabble gooble gabble..."
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:44,
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I'm incapable of being nice, Benji.Sorry about that.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:18,
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I know there's good in you.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 16:18,
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Little Motty, you are a lovely little crumpet and I will one day butter you with love.*braces self for rejection*
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:18,
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This can undoubtedly only be sexy.edit: how could I ever reject you?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 16:19,
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Im not sure if this is one of the filthiest things ive ever heardOr not.
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:19,
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It's the way I tell 'em.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:21,
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*goes for a bit of a lie down*(
Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Tue 26 May 2009, 16:19,
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Better for buttering.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:21,
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ha haI think I love you :)
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Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Tue 26 May 2009, 16:25,
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I might have a little cry. A happy one.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:30,
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Do we have to be nice to everyone?Even the cunts?
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 26 May 2009, 16:18,
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Master of turnips?More like Master of lovely
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:18,
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I like a lot of people on this board.Some are very nice, some are very interesting and articulate, some are very funny.
A select few combine two or more of the above. You know who you are.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:19,
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whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhy thank you, it's white silkand my bra is BLACK LIKE A HORRIBLE UNFASHIONABLE SLAAAAAAAAAG! *huffs*
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:22,
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There are fashionable colours for bras?Fucking hell. What are they?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:25,
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I dunno. Just don't ever wear a black bra with a white top otherwsie it shows through and Gok says 'No no NOOOWA daaaarling!!' and then plays with their tits for a bit...Damn you Gok Wan....damn you.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:27,
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I haven't got any any more, so that's alright then.Yeah, if he's knobsexy I'm a monkey's cunt.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:28,
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I'm off to Sainsbury's to get some bananas. brb.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:31,
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I want his job.He spends all day looking at nudie ladies and groping the bums and boobs. I would get arrested if I did that!
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:29,
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You didn't even try it with me.(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:32,
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Oh, I did..you just didn't realise.
Actually you did catch me, but you just looked with one eyebrow raised at me and I just smiled cheekily ;P
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:37,
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How can a mother damn her own child?(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:34,
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HELLOwww.b3ta.com/talk/6175156
Yes. I think so. Just prepare to be a bit damaged afterwards.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:37,
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Sounds like fun!(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:45,
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That is a little bit gay.In a nice way.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 26 May 2009, 16:20,
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That's the best description of me I've ever heard.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:24,
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I'm having a pretty good day.I might go to the pub this evening to celebrate lots of work done.
Happiness and joy to all of you in internetland, may your evening be filled with fluffiness.
It feels a bit odd not being sarcsatic or unpleasant.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:19,
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I haven't done much today.I've not been able to make myself.
However, I'm about 500 words off finishing my business report. I guess as soon as that's not hanging over me all will be better.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 16:23,
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Good stuff.You should be able to polish of 500 words in a couple of hours easily.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:25,
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Yeha. Playing squash at 5, then I have a meeting.Then tonight I'll polish this bad boy off and be done with it.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 16:31,
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fuck off cunt/ac
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:20,
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There's always one :((
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 16:21,
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If you asked me to piss on you to put out a fireI would definitely consider it
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:31,
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ThanksBut actually they are just my feet. I haven't even put socks on today.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:23,
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Why thank you!They are a bit hobbitlike though, short, fat and quite spectacularly hairy, even the toes.
I'm sure your feet are equally resplendant!
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:26,
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I'm only here for a momentAs I'm busy this week.
But I just thought I'd say I love you all. Deeply. And erotically.
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Theoban What of it, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:22,
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THEO. THEEEEEEEEEEEO. I WANNA THEO AND WANT ONE NOW.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:25,
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I will be selling limited edition Theos from my booth at Rock en Seine, this AugustPre-order now to avoid disappointment!
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Theoban What of it, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:29,
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Nearly home timeWooo
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:25,
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I find your continued existence quite tolerable(
Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:27,
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I think this is a really nice thread, and I'm glad I logged on at this juncture.I hope everyone's life goes as well as possible from this point onwards, and I wish it could have gone as well as possible up until now.
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Comma, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:46,
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Dear EveryoneThe Academic year is drawing to a close
It's nice and Sunny outside
I'm merrily drunk already
About to go play "Ring of Fire" (the drinking game, not the song)
Enjoy the rest of this thread
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Jinxy13 is hating the S key, right about now., Tue 26 May 2009, 17:11,
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I just watch the last episode of series five of House:((((
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:18,
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I NO !!!=((
Although the next season would be good, I think.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:26,
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is it really still this thread?I'm already home from work. jeez.
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:43,
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Having a really bad dayAnyone got any new swears, I've used up all my favourites
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Poo on something whilst crying and barely being able to sing 'Do you really want to hurt me' whilst glaring at your boss(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:31,
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This might just get you sectioned.Especially if you are pooing onto a culture club cd.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:32,
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Nice ideabut sadly I think that's the only way I could get a rise - and I'd have to let them video it
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I fail to see what the problem is then.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:33,
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It is only a problem if it gets released onto the net.As a new shock video site.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:36,
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Still not a problem, IMO.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:37,
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Might make getting a new job quite hard.Your nan might get a bit upset too.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:38,
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No, I meant with them in it.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:40,
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Break overMany thanks for the suggestions and if anyone's hiring I might be needing a new job soon
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I'm sure even if she wasshe wouldn't want THAT job!
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:54,
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I'll dress up like a girl if you want.I might even have a shave.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:01,
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I thought you WERE the secretary.Those fishnets must chafe a bit.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:02,
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O-Onot the mental image I was looking for.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:03,
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why are the knees worn so thin?(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:03,
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my assistant is older than me,has bad teeth and a beer belly and is a bloke.
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this is a terribly powerful imagemake it stop please
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spacefish bong!, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:45,
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Nope. THINK ABOUT IT.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:47,
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She'll shit on anything if you leave it long enough.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:02,
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Cuntingfuckingshitwankbollocks!All said without pausing for breath at top volume.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:31,
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*hisses**recoils*
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:46,
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EEET BURRRNNSSSSESS US(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:58,
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Same applies to cocktail umbrellas kids,don't learn the way I did.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:59,
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did you eat them backwards, and when you did poos did they open out like an umbrella out the top of a chimney?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:13,
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Lick your Father's shit from Piston's cockhead you miserable spanked cumgullet.(
WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:34,
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Go and eat Piston's turd out of your dead granny's blackened cunt.(
WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:36,
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I heard that your house is like JF Sebastian's house in bladerunnerexcept all the creepy automata are pugs with dicks for noses.
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WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:44,
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BRING IT: i give you...HOW TO MAKE YOUR OWN WORMULUS
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:53,
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DEAR INTERNET USERPlease check your gaz.
Best wishes,
INTERNETLAWYERMAN
(, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:00, archived)
oh noes D:fuck. I need some money. I'm fucked :(
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:07,
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you are the sole one responsible for your downfallha
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mongychops, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:11,
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D':it's like 'Falling Down' but I've got no guns...and I was ontime for Macdonald's breakfast :(
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:15,
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My present favourite is 'piss and tits'.Not particularly new or original.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:34,
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Tossy bollocks is one I use quite a lot.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:34,
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Mykey was making old Cher jokes at me saying that what I was saying about Hadrian's Walls wasn't truehere = www.b3ta.com/talk/6174939
I beg to differ
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:34,
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they'd have to find some way to set it in Wales though(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:41,
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I said "shitting pissblankets" earlier today.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:34,
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I've no idea,my memory isn't that good.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:36,
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cuntbubble is a good one(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:37,
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By jingo, that's gone and done it alright!/enidblyton
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:42,
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Drat and double drat!!(
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 26 May 2009, 16:10,
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ClemenAparently it's the hot new curse word that's sweeping the nation
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:38,
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shitbasketnobneck
or good old favourite; bellend.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:40,
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Bell end is a classic.As is 'prick'. I find it's under used. I'm on a one woman campaign to bring back 'prick' as an insult.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:45,
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I'm partial to calling people'fucking spastic'
'knobhead'
as well as everyone's favourite
'bellend'
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WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:47,
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I'm putting "face" at the end of my swears latelycockface
cuntface
fuckface
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:50,
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Fuckface is a favourite of mine also.I use it as a term of affection AS WELL AS an insult.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:53,
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I particularly like 'fuckwit'when describing someone who has offended or annoyed.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:56,
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As the last golden rays of the evening sun shone downthey lay together in the long grass.
Doctor Farquhar began kissing her, gently at first, up and down her neck.
She shivered slightly and stared longingly into his icily blue eyes.
"Fuck me fuckface", she whispered.
From "Blue Star and the Proctologist" by Barbara Cartland.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:03,
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There's a village near where I live called Bell EndI bet it's a laugh a minute living there
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 26 May 2009, 16:04,
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Swearing is so overused in modern culture.I prefer to cuss like a goldrush prospecter, dagnabit!
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Goshdarnit(
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 26 May 2009, 16:01,
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I like the swearing in deadwood, it made swearing look even cooler(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:09,
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YOU FUCKING STUPID BAG OF TITS(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:49,
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I have sudden rageBut if I do swears at work I get in trouble, and I'm on my last warning as it is.
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:51,
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Really?Every office I worked in has been pretty swear happy.
I only got a quiet word when I called one of the big customers at my last job a cunt.
(, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
I have nicknames for pretty much every barrister in chambersAll terribly offensive.
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WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:57,
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My office is pretty pottymouthed.Until a client comes in and we have to uphold some sort of veneer of professionalism.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:58,
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^ this, pretty muchif I wasn't allowed to sit here calling people cunts etc, I'd have been fired ages ago.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:03,
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ARSE BISCUITS!(
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 26 May 2009, 15:58,
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Pretty much anything other than the basic set of swear wordssounds convoluted and an attempt to be a bit KeRaZy!!!11
See QOTW posts for some examples.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:03,
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Alright you gorgeous maned misery?(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:10,
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Hello micro gingethings are not bad other than the constant PAIN obvs, I mowed my girlfriend's lawn this weekend, FNAR! How's life with the borrowers?
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:17,
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Ah not bad ta.Thinking too deeply about a film I watched last night and trying to not freak out about it.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:20,
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I saw you mention that last night,worth watching?
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:29,
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I'm trying to bring back 'Zounds!'I'd appreciate it if you could use it in your angry releases. Zounds was actually outlawed in the 17th century, so offensive was it, so it's much harder than any of your modern day namby pamby swears.
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:05,
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No sir, I do not bite my thumb at you sir, but I bite my thumb, sir...(
Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:13,
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LOLand indeed, ROFL, sir
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Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Tue 26 May 2009, 16:18,
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FRUMBLESTICKS(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:07,
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YOU TWAT-SHAPED TWAT(
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 26 May 2009, 16:12,
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I'm quite fond ofjust yelling "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-" at the top of my lungs. It's not swearing, so nobody can complain, and it's also quite therapeutic.
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I hope you dont represent Yorkshire as a whole(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:13,
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At least Yorkshire is smaller than ScotlandI have less to represent unlike you.
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Mrs Sp@m, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:14,
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It takes all scotland just to contain his bulk(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:15,
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Cherly you can do better than that?(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:21,
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Hadrian's Wall was built to stop your flub breaking into England and eating villages.It's like a fleshy tidal wave breaker.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:23,
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No it wasntI think you need to brush up on your history.
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:25,
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It'd probably be easier if you could turn back time(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:26,
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I'm not skipping to the end, I'm going to read the whole lot right through
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vladimir, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:11,
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farm4.static.flickr.com/3329/3449592459_2594dddd8f.jpg?v=0
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:13,
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yup :DHow can anyone be unhappy when there are silly dogs around.
farm4.static.flickr.com/3363/3431767259_a314130093.jpg
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:14,
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I know. Practical sense they would be a nightmare due to health reasons but they make me SO HAPPY :Dawww pugs :)
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:18,
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I met a lovely dog on saturdaya little female staffie puppy. She was OH SO PLEASED TO SEE ME.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:14,
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I like dogs that are so pleased to see you they almost wag and break their hips.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:18,
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She almost fell over through waggingher tail was making her sway wildly from side to side...
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:19,
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But you'd rather find a fish and put it back and then find it again. your views are invalid.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:17,
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i feel i may need the services of INTERNET LAWYER MAN to help me settle this(
mongychops, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:20,
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Just dont be criticalHonestly, lawyers who cant take criticism... what's next, an athiest pope?
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:22,
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i seem to have said something in libel that might be true, sorry about that, or not, no offencegreat forum
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:25,
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What's the best thing about twenty two year old pugs?There are twenty of them! And they're pugs!
(, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
we could have a troupe of dancing pugs for our lives shows(
GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:19,
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Back dancing pugs = awesome.Also we need a Scalextric. For like our live show break to impress people with our skills in driving as well as singing and dancing and sexing.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:22,
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Balance on the cars.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:22,
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I thought it would prove an interesting 5 mins to find the origins of "for Pete's sake"I was wrong
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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:29,
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fillumsDoesn't everyone think Kittens On A Plane would have a much better film?
(, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
I think Different Storyline Preferably Not on A Single Mode of Transport Or To Do With One At Allwould be better.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:06,
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Pugs on a Jet Ski would shit all over it(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:07,
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Pugs on a trampoline(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:08,
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And with their face flaps slowing their descent so they can never really achieve full momentum to get full bounce.Which makes their sad face sadder.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:09,
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AWW :Dfarm4.static.flickr.com/3087/3208083461_64d07d5ced_m.jpg
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:09,
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Better than dogs in a car(
Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:07,
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dogs in a car sounds awesome.I'm going to try and get Bill Murray involved
(, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:10, archived)
I am laughing out loud.Literally. I am literally lol'ing right now. I'm lol'ing the place right up. And loudly. Very loudly.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:08,
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Armadillos on a unicyclethat'd do nicely
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:11,
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SexFace touched up my missus when I went to the toilet.(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:00,
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People are only nice to me on herebecause I have big tits.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:01,
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Only if she doesn't want my attentionWhen quite evidently she does.
(, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
Hahahaha! This is so true.I'm clicking this because it's so true.
You're wonderful Blue Star. And truthful. And funny. And wonderful.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:02,
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Just because I said I clicked it,doesn't mean I actually did.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:22,
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I am nice to you because you are nice to me (and you organised R.B. which was ace)I knew nothing of the size of your chest appendages until your last post.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:03,
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MASSIVE HONKING HONKERS BEEPBEEPA HONK!(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:07,
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I'm not convinced.He was a member of Hitler youth.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:04,
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My fucking box has still not arrived.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:05,
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NOOOOO It's got lots of Lush stuff in.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:07,
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If it's got lush stuff in it then we must be having sex right now...deeply.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:08,
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It feels like a flea is tickling your noonie(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:10,
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I thought I'd sat on a woodlouse.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:11,
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I wonder if a bread dildo would.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:09,
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I'm not going to attempt it.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:12,
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You may have the box after I've taken out the innards, if you like. You could fuck in it.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:08,
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In 2017 NASA hopes to land a man on your face.This is what would happen if Sexface fell in love with a poll
www.liveleak.com/view?i=3e8_1242957524
I look like Cher
Wormulus has a penis that is shaped like a conker on the end of a Amazonian vine.
Mykey likes a chip or two.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:05,
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Since it's my birthday, I've been thinking about what I want to do in the next year...I'm going to
1) Move in with my girlfriend
2) Go motor racing
3) Become debt-free
What do you want to do in the next 365 days?
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The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 26 May 2009, 14:43,
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MORE JOKES ABOUT FUCKING OTHER PEOPLES GIRLFRIENDS NOWdemands popular internet hero, SSG.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:47,
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I will be debt free in 9 months when my 4 year loan finishes.Hopefully get to Tokyo by the end of this year.
Maybe a GF, dunno yet if I fancy another one yet though.
Most of the stuff I do with my life is pretty crazy anyway so just trying to survive those would be a good thing.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:45,
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Climb comfortably at about HVS 5b/E1 5aClimb comfortably at outdoor Fr 7a sport
Climb comfortably indoor at Fr 7b sport
get out on my bike more.
TRAIN MUCH MUCH MORE.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:45,
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Learn to driveget another bass
that's about it really. Maybe get a kitty.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:46,
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Do an MSc.Get a real job with a salary paid per annum rather than per hour
Find a girlfriend
Start paying back my overdraft/student loans
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:46,
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*shrug*I dunno, have a baby or something
/girl
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:46,
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ARE YOU PREGGOS?!?!? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :Dare you going to name it after me :') plz fanks.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:47,
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No I'm not pregnant.Okay, it'll be mini DG
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:56,
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No, name it Police Puppy!He could be the hilarious new sidekick to Police Dog. Everyone will love him and he'll totally not be a complete irritation to everyone.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:59,
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This is what worries me...It's like "oh, we could just have a baby", as if it's something to do because you're bored :S
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The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 26 May 2009, 14:48,
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Do all babies have to be planned rigorously, then?(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:49,
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Not at all... but the "seems like something to do on a Sunday afternoon" attitude, rather than a realdesire to have children (and all the responsibility that entails) worries me slightly.
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The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 26 May 2009, 14:53,
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No harm in 'practising' on a sunday afternoon.(
RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:01,
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It's not that at all.If it were to happen, there'd be no big drama than if it'd happened a year or two ago. I'm ready for one now, I think.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:58,
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I'm going to try and exact online JUSTICE.Someone on break.com has won $600 by STEALING a video someone on here made.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:46,
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DEAR INTERNET USERARE YOU LOOKING FOR ONLINE JUSTICE?
I can help.
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Hi Internetlawyer man.www.b3ta.com/links/314419
www.break.com/index/talented-coffee-cup-drummer.html
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:56,
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Don't need your help.We only need the Magenta Accord Of Justice here.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:56,
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hmm1) Move in with your girlfriend
2) Reduce my debts considerably
3) Have fun
4) Make more art.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:46,
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We could keep you in the ottoman at the end of her bed.(
The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 26 May 2009, 14:49,
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dawwwI'm imagining an otter with a cape, and Jobe's face.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:53,
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1) Do Law conversion2) Illustrate another book
3) Have solo show of new work
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WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:47,
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1. stay in a job2. save for a wedding
3.help my fiancee become fully qualified
4. Get nominated/win an award
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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:47,
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Remind you that a kitten will only sate her urges for a year or so.(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:48,
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And the best part of all this?You wont even get a choice in it.
It'll just be an 'accident'
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:51,
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Oh, I know... she'll just "forget" to take her pill...(
The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 26 May 2009, 14:51,
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I've just realised that I have nothing that I really want to doThat is quite sad.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:51,
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Must....not....make....comment....target too....EASY....GAAAAAAH(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:53,
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Play some computer games I guess.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:51,
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spot finds his ball on the second to last pagelolspoiler
unless you're actually writing a book, in which case what's it about?
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spacefish bong!, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:57,
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'the nice man doesn't get to touch your bottom just because he gave you candy loltheend'(
Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:02,
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1) go hang gliding. this gets put off every year because i spend all my money on coke and whores2) start selling my own software. it'd be nice to say i'd done that, even if it's a pretty hard way to make a living
3) become indie rock legend
4) have a decent harvest this year
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spacefish bong!, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:56,
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*worries about what you might be harvesting*(
Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:56,
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pick n from:apples, pears, grapes, elderberries, cherries, raspberries, pak choi, spinach, carrots, artichokes, rhubarb, romanesque, sweetcorn, sunflower seeds, aubergines, tomatoes, chillis, beans, potatoes
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spacefish bong!, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:59,
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...small children, souls, coca, government bailouts, third-world countries(
spacefish bong!, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:01,
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Finish my degree in styleexhibit more of my work
Get cuddles
Get fit
This time next year I'll be hunting for a grad job and hopefully moving to London.
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:56,
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I'll cuddle you right up on Saturday, how about that?(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:59,
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I'm not going. ):all the more reason for a summery surfy weekend...?
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:05,
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awwwwwhyyyyy? :(
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:07,
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reading through a french applicants CVand its making me chuckle
"End of 2007: Distribution of free newspapers - learn how give something at someone who doesn’t want it. "
pretty accurate
Or the more disturbing
Summer 2006: Gardening in work camp in Czech Republic - work with people from all around the word.
and finally the confusing
Nov 05 - Apr 06 Teaching Economy - to explain the same thing in a different manner.
Ahh how these break up my day.
How do you break up your day.
oh yes - with B3ta?
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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Tue 26 May 2009, 13:42,
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With science(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 13:44,
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This.Evolution of hominin behaviour anyone?
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:54,
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No thanks.Electrons behaving as bosons anyone?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 14:00,
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Isn't a boson an non comissioned officer in the Navy?Why the hell would they want to behave like negatively charged sub-atomic particles?
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:03,
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Because everyone in the navy is gay.Gay people like things to be super.
the navy is highly organised. Therefore they like everything to be super conducted.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 14:05,
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I like this very much.I see what you have done and it is clever.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:07,
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electrons have an inferiority complexthey'll never be as good as a bbc b, and they know it
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spacefish bong!, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:07,
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Including cooper pairs.BECs are caused by the same thing... infact a lot of people think that cooper pairs are just an extension of BEC.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 14:17,
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I like to eat at various points in the day as a break from the monotony of not eating.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:44,
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actually thisand I cry when I'm not eating.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:45,
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I've recently mastered the weep 'n' gorge(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:49,
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Gorge 'n' Jerk is where it's at.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:51,
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PAIN MOTHERFUCKERPAIN
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:45,
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Cigarettes, b3ta and desperately hoping this isn't as good as it's going to get (work wise).(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:45,
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that sounds depressing.although I hear the ciggies are good.
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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Tue 26 May 2009, 13:48,
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It's not, that's only when I'm at work. I didn't describe home as that's AWESOME.Yes, actually, being here is depressing.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:50,
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hammers(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:50,
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is that how you chose your name?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:53,
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Errrrrrm... no.Why aren't you Glued Eel anymore? That was loads better than that effort you've got now.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:01,
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MY NAME IS LIKE A BEAUTIFUL FLOWER(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:03,
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Full of bees, getting covered in your 'pollen'?(
RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:04,
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No.First I go home right, then I play with the dog.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:02,
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poor Mrs Rocket :'(You're so horrible to her...
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:54,
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I'm amazed it took a whole three replies before someone said that.WhyIoughta!
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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:00,
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Walking around Soho ho'ing myselfdoing poops.
Trying to give up smoking.
Thinking about buying cigarettes.
Ohhhh no.....
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:53,
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don't BUY CIGARETTES, THEY should MAKE some sort of nicotine icecream for YOU, to keep you COOLER in this weather(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:55,
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Why not try tobacco sprinkles on your icecream?Rather than hundreds and thousands?
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:56,
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I think this is great, LOVE the ideas YOU come up with.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:58,
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do you chat to the lovely young ladies outside the exotic dance shopsthey are very friendly, but wear next to no clothes
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mongychops, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:57,
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Chat,drink tea, day dream about STUFF and THINGS, look stuff up on the internet
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:58,
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This pretty much.Also, try and spy pretty girls out the window, making secret signals so the men in the office notice but my female boss doesn't.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:01,
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Yes, yes, you have got me!This is the reason for the secret signals. My boss thinks we are all perverts.
She is entirely right.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:05,
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DID SOMEONE SAY COCK TUESDAY?www.b3ta.com/talk/6174688
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WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:25,
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WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOPCOCK TUESDAY!
COCK
COCK
COCK
TUESDAY!
WOOP WOOP WOOP
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WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:25,
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You know that I don't mention it until someone explicitly says 'Cock Tuesday' right?(
WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:26,
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I'd make a quick .swf for cock tuesday, but I can't be bothered.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:26,
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You're wickidi wickidi whack.(
The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:26,
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Oh you cat-legged cuntCan you put a banana in an iguana's cloaca ?
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:26,
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you can put a banana into anythingif you try hard enough
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Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:36,
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No, but I can see a Nessie in a zoo...(
The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 26 May 2009, 13:36,
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You don't do anything "cock tuesday" like anymore.You just prance around saying "cock tuesday", completely missing the point that you had when you started doing cock tuesday.
So just fuck off you twat, we're all sick of it.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 13:38,
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Hang aboutWhat was the point I had when I started doing Cock Tuesday?
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WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:40,
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I always thought it was to make a stand against the newbies that were allowed to post every tuesday,who ended up trolling and generally ruining the place.
Not to actually become a troll and ruin the place yourself.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 13:42,
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It has nothing to do with new people.The fact that it exists on Tuesday is arbitrary.
It might as well be Penis Thursday.
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WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:10,
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WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FUCKING BOX?!I want my mail, damn it. Lush were meant to be sending me lovely things and it's not frigging well here yet.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:41,
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Lady boxes are between lady legs.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 13:42,
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*checks up skirt* no, it's not there.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:43,
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can I check?(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 13:44,
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You're a brave lad, the last team of spelunkers were never heard from again.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:45,
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Is it a hard hat area only?(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 13:49,
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You need a certificate.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:50,
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What qualifications do I need?(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 13:51,
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Many, lots and big ones in dark places and being frightened.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:54,
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I'll take the job.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 14:02,
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erm.. assistance neededI'm at risk of looking like a reet twat here, but how does one post an image for t' challenge. Navigating internets isn't one of my greater skills. Thank you please
(, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:47, archived)
207.44.242.20/features/faq/#postimage
Edit/ Hang on, I didn't do that right. I meant fuck off you spastic
(, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
Shit thatI've got asparagus syndrome.
I'm off out for a cigarette.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:51,
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I fucking love asapragus.with butter and black pepper.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:15,
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NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM.Delicious stuff.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:17,
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Yes.They are good dunked into a soft boiled egg instead of soldiers too.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:17,
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Oooh indeed!Very nommy!
I only eat Asparagus in season, so I binge on it when it is around!
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:22,
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Make hollandaise sauceit's egg yolk *and* butter. It's what asparagus is for.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:32,
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I made some on Saturday NOM NOMbut you forgot the lemon juice and/or vinegar in your recipe
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Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Tue 26 May 2009, 14:18,
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Surely QOTW is for you then, not /board?(
Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:51,
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unfortunately you have been misdiagnosedyou seem to have Tourette's
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vladimir, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:52,
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What about teh pron?There is plenty of that too.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:54,
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Teh pron?Surely you mean 'the pornography?'
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:54,
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Indeed.I was merely aping the style of some internet users.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:55,
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Nobody says 'teh' anymore.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:56,
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Noted.Damn internet changes so fast I can't keep up!
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:57,
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I only like it if it's performed in an autistic manner(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:55,
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Shy, but with moments of extreme awkward violence?(
Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:56,
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And throwing a massive spack when you try to take a 360 controller off them.*cough cough davew27 cough cough*
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:59,
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It was at Springy's Brum bash last summer.He was playing GTA4 and getting a bit over-excited, then starting rocking backwards and forwards quite vigourously like a bit of an autism when something blew up.
It took Bob Todd distracting him then wrenching the controller from his greasy nerd hands to get him off the damn thing.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:03,
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I was about to say that is a bit like bullying a disabled.But in fact it is bullying a disabled.
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WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:08,
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Which makes it even funnier.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:10,
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how old is he?(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:08,
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I don't know, about 19 or something.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:09,
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christ.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:13,
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I thought he was 13 or somethingI bet he has a 13year old greasy thinstasche
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:33,
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I have michael aspell syndrome :(I cower in fear if presented with anything square and red
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:53,
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I can never go to moscow :(((
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:56,
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dont refer to me with a sentence including the word "Japs"they are evil little sod that deserve evert A-bomb they get.
he he. this should fan the flames...
(, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
they just keep on getting those A-bombs...(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:01,
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Current affairs lolsLast time I checked The Japanese haven't been A-bombed since 1945.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:04,
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heeheehiroshimashame really. all those nukes in the world ... gotta shoot someone with them
(, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:06, archived)
Careful now.You don't want to look like a reet twat, remember.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 26 May 2009, 13:15,
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Thank you for your contribution.However, your comments are not in keeping with the board.
It would be to your benefit if you were to take a short time out and stop trying to get a reaction.
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WHARRGARBL, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:05,
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Oh heck, you're not very good at all, are you?(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:06,
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As JMG would say;Classic internet hardmannery.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:09,
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I could hit it with this brick, if you like.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:12,
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:15,
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<s>fists</s> forehead(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 26 May 2009, 13:17,
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Attempting to start a trollby ending your post with "this is great material! My fake 'controversial' opinion will really set them off!" kinda defeats the object of being a troll. Try to remember to keep the inner dialogue to yourself.
(, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:34, archived)
And I have HONDA ACCORD SYNDROME!My crackhead cell count is way below critical.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:59,
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Now listen carefully as this is very important,did you diagnose this yourself or did you rely on one of these, so called, 'medical professionals'?
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:05,
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Doctor: now I'm afraid I've got some bad news for you, your tests results came back, and I'm afraid to say, you're a cunt. There's very little we can do.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:07,
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So much for patient confidentiality :((
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:13,
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nome and my brother were diagnosed by my GP when we were children. lots of awkward questions and observations, glad its over.
(, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
Back in my day it was asthma that was in fashion.More recent experience seems to indicate they diagnose according to who sponsors their stationery.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:10,
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Sadly this has an element of truth.(
Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:12,
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In fact I've re-read your post and find that it smells of ignorance and Daily Mail.(
WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:13,
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Both of these effects have been observed directly by me, in person.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:18,
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:((I had silvine jotter
Maybe we should start a support group
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vladimir, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:22,
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Yeah, some people, I imagine.But when I was at primary school, something like 50% of the entire school had inhalers.
My cousin got diagnosed with it, and my aunt was like "nonsense he's not got asthma just because he gets out of breath sometimes during exercise," and didn't get him an inhaler, and nothing bad happened.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:15,
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That sounds pretty conclusive to me.you sputtering mongol
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WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:17,
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^This.I never bothered using the inhaler I got given, and the only reason I got one in the first place is because my mum does actually have asthma and was being all precious.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:17,
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I got diagnosed with 'asthma' when I was 9.Unsurprisingly, doing a bit of exercise cleared it right up.
Unfit =/= asthma. Stupid doctors.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:15,
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He is the 'specialist'.That is the problem.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:15,
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Specialist: Someone with an irrational hatred of mongs.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:15,
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just post it on boardand select "image challenge entry" from the drop down.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:48,
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underneath the normal box you'll see a drop downyou can choose the challenge you intend on entering using that.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:48,
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I can helpFor a low, low fee.
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:49,
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Have a read of thiswww.b3ta.com/features/faq/#postimage
Many thanks
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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:49,
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Fuck off you cunt.(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 26 May 2009, 12:50,
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I thought it was too good to be true.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:52,
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So did I,but I did something about it.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 26 May 2009, 12:56,
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Go on /board.Don't try posting it on here.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:50,
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Hello Wormulusare you at the London bash on
EDIT: STUPID
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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:52,
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No, I just signed up so that everyone would be really scared.Yes, I'll see you there.
Delete as appropriate.
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WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:54,
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I should probably be the one buying.I've almost certainly done something unspeakably evil online since last time.
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WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:57,
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I'm going too,I'll pretend to be very annoyed with you so you buy me drinks.
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i'm not going as nobody wants me there:((((((((((((((9
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mongychops, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:55,
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I want you there.I keep throwing out subtle invites to things.
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WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:56,
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i can't go anyway, and i'm sure people who take b3ta too seriously would talk about me behind my back making me feel all sadoffline
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mongychops, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:01,
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if only there was some kind of handy way of remembering the significance of Tuesday
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vladimir, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:53,
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i don't know, i only have ever used /talk, i'm not into all that picture stuff(
mongychops, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:52,
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don't bother, your image is shit(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:54,
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Alvin... THEODORE(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 12:56,
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LOL stfuHello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:02,
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what does S.I.M.O.N. stand for?Simian
Investigation
Monkey
On
Newsnight
Stand
In
My
Oven
Now
Showing
It
Makes
O.A.P.s
Nervous
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spacefish bong!, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:05,
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Don't be silly.Sometimes
I
May
Ogle
Norks
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:08,
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Shit,
It's a
Mong
On 't
Net.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:08,
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Shut up and fuck off./ac
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:19,
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Ironichas no one mentioned Cock Tuesday yet?
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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:22,
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