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[challenge entry] Apparently it's 3.5 hours long and they only make half a snow cone!

(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:35, archived)
# Hahha
Did every kid in the world want one of them?
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:36, archived)
# We Americans are very good at war
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:38, archived)
#
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:39, archived)
#
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:40, archived)
#
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:42, archived)
# Which is why you hop on 3 years to late
And never actually win. You couldn't even win the war of Independence, we beat ourselves. Why haven't I ignored you yet?
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:40, archived)
# he was on my ignore list
but i had to check if he still was trying to promote his silly website of his. and he was. how predictable :)
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:45, archived)
# cunt off
fuck boy
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:41, archived)
# haha!
we 0wned u! - literally!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:43, archived)
# Is that why you lost in Viet Nam?
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:44, archived)
# i thought that wasnt a war

the president at the time (dont know which one, probably one of the money grabbing whore beating ones)

said it was a police action.....
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:51, archived)
# wait a minute
this is that cunt again isn't it?

I remember now.. what was his username before?

Can we report him to his ISP and get him shut down please?
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:46, archived)
# baaa
he's funny, in the way that spackers are
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:50, archived)
# that's the fucker.
I presume the CGI script this links to gets you stuck in popup hell or something so will leave alone.

Anyone know a good whois search?
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:54, archived)
# Fuck off fuck boy
take your sad little self back to the books and read your history!

i get so pissed of with fucking americans going on about a war that they only helped win!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:49, archived)
# You fat americans...
cant fight properly at all! you just rely on numbers. your infantry are too thick to do anything good, and you rely on high tech stuff that you dont know how to use.
ps you plan to spend $401,000,000,000 on defence in 2004 only.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:50, archived)
# Very good at spending
the money of american citizen's (that's you) on blowing up insignificant countries...
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:59, archived)
# I don't know
but I did.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:38, archived)
# I've just realised
my owl icon looks like an aerial view of a fish.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:41, archived)
# I thought it was
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:42, archived)
# *sigh*
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:45, archived)
# somebody said they thought it was a ninja yesterday.
It's still very nice even ninjified.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:48, archived)
# It is
quite ninjary.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:52, archived)
# me too
o/
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:42, archived)
# Hahaha!
I'd go to see that!

TJ summat to do with kittens - I missed you further down cos my mother in law came in for a natter. Pressie, you say?
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:38, archived)
# yup
ang on a sec....

EDIT - ready?
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:40, archived)
# Derek and his reflection
special edition
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:43, archived)
# Yay!
That's fantastic! The bestest present ever! Thank you so much :D
*hug*
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:45, archived)
# Really,
I can't thank you enough, that is just so good :D
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:49, archived)
# that's ok
i thank you for making me beam from ear to there :)
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:49, archived)
# That's why you're beaming?
Aww! Bless :)

Thank you again :)
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:51, archived)
# i'm beaming cos of what you said yesterday about derek
:)
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:54, archived)
# Back to the picture
Ice to see you!

I have a woo, a yay and a houpla.
Please sign here.

Sorry, our stock of panowie's ran out last week
(, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 20:46, archived)
# Bounty Hunters use the most deplorable weapons imaginable!
Click this link, click it HARD!

www.uploadit.org/Daredevil22/AOTBlessed1.gif

Alternatively, right click and "Save target As". :)
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:35, archived)
#
hehe
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:36, archived)
# What's wrong with
<img src="" height="" width="" alt="" />
?
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:36, archived)
# its 1.7mb
Ive become non concious to the dialup user
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:37, archived)
#
It's 1700kb in size, perhaps?
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:37, archived)
# Fair enough
I wasn't going to click on the link.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:38, archived)
# well,
you've left out the url, the width and height values, and the alt text
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:38, archived)
# I wondered how long it would take someone :)
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:39, archived)
# 2 minutes
i'm slowing down in my old age
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:40, archived)
# what film is that?
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:36, archived)
# Attack of the Clones
:)
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:37, archived)
# fair enough
chee'yas
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:38, archived)
# Attack of the Blessed actually!
Duh
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:39, archived)
# woooo yay!
woooo!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:39, archived)
# Zoons!
alright!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:39, archived)
# Hahah!
Great!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:42, archived)
# I like the bit
where Jango Fett says, "he he". Woo!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:47, archived)
# class!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:49, archived)
#
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:34, archived)
# baddum
tish!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:39, archived)
# heheh
yay selective
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:39, archived)
# *giggle*
excellent
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Hmm...

(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:34, archived)
# hey what about australia?
we helped in iraq - there were kangaroo and koala wranglers on standby for the length of the whole military operation. Whether they were used or not is classified information.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:39, archived)
# & poland
we bombarded with borsch
woo btw
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:41, archived)
# has he redrawn
the borders of the US while nobody was looking?
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:40, archived)
# No,
there were just a bunch of rebel canadians that defected to "our" side
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:41, archived)
# he's not very good at colouring within the lines
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:43, archived)
# As a Canadian
I demand your return Newfoundland!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:05, archived)
# Like anyone
would miss Mexico

(apart from ravenous)
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:42, archived)
# I would
Miss Mexico and Miss Uruguay

NSFW
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:05, archived)
# Miss Great Britain
Is clearly the best.

*fwap**fwap**fwap**fwap*
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:34, archived)
# He's not our leader!!
Ours is in his back pocket ...
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:40, archived)
# Er... Mexico?
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:41, archived)
# Green = me
i live in the green bit at the top of russia, its bloody cold though

/edit
i get to play with all the old rusty nuclear subs ;)
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:43, archived)
# Thankyou for not including australia in "us"
we were clearly about as happy as the spanish were about going to war...
(, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 11:38, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm not sure if this is too exciting for the challenge
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:33, archived)
# hahahaha
Tres bien.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:43, archived)
# .
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:31, archived)
# you're s'posed to change the pics you post...


WOO!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:32, archived)
# sorry sir
won't do it again sir.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:33, archived)
# That looks like a Paranid
From X2: The Threat.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:38, archived)
# My Grandmother
My grandmother is loosing the plot slightly. The other day she bought an ark welder and began to weld both of our great danes together. Thanks to this we've now got hoards of tourists clambering at the door to get photo shots of our siamese great danes. Yesterday she went to Safeways and set alight to the cheese aisle and put a bat, set alight with white spirit up an old lady's skirt. We're becoming slightly worried, even more so after today when she enlisted the help of an electrician to remove a wart from our shire horse's penis! Then to top it all off she now thinks she's bilbo baggins and has chopped her feet off to make herself the right height AND cut the tail off our horse and has harnessed the hair to her feet, well stumps anyway.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:29, archived)
# be a good lad, and add it to the QOTW, instaed of the board


edit: and its not a "how much bullshit can you tell" competition
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:30, archived)
# coz I'm bored
here is a secret trick. Adding /ALL/ to a question URL lists everything...

b3ta.com/questions/old_people_talk_bollocks/all/
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:33, archived)
# *taps nose*
*winks*

Your secret it safe with us.

*puts on trilby and picks up briefcase, and in a flash of a cloak, is gone*
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:34, archived)
# Is that the uplaod codez?
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:38, archived)
# I would, though.
Sorrrrry.

Uh!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:30, archived)
# you've posted this in the wrong section
try here
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:30, archived)
# Posted in the wrong place, matey
you'll be wanting to click the button to reply to the question, not post a new topic on the board.

Delete this one and try again. :)
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:30, archived)
# You're losing it too,
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:30, archived)
# I think you might be telling porkies
but I don't know why...
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:30, archived)
# That's nice dear
but you've posted this in the wrong place

Ignore all the abuse that's sure to be hurled at you and repost it HERE
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:31, archived)
# hahaha
old people and their war stories, hey?
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:32, archived)
# Hahhaa
You think rob'll read that out?
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:33, archived)
# A Cheese fire - serious stuff...


OK, OK a pearoast, but it fits the above, ish.

(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:34, archived)
# A repost of my earlier HUUUUGE file

I deleted the other one.....
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:34, archived)
# if you saved it as a jpg or gif
it would be a small file and readable
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:36, archived)
# your username still rocks....
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:38, archived)
# Yay!
I actaully "LOL'd" over that one!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:41, archived)
# Well
there's a fucking thing.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:35, archived)
# HONK!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:27, archived)
# HONK!
HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:28, archived)
# sorry i missed that
say again?
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:30, archived)
# Perhaps if it was in another language it'd make more sense:
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:31, archived)
# yep makes perfect sense
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:33, archived)
# Yay!
Friday is HONKday!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:29, archived)
# Honk!
Honk!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:29, archived)
# Woo!
Yay! Honkla!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:29, archived)
# HONK!
honk honk woo honk honk honk.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:29, archived)
# yayayayayay!
HONK!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:32, archived)
# HONK!
Honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk parp
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:34, archived)
[challenge entry] yay, a competition pearoast!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:27, archived)
# Fred Dibnah? Hurrah
Woo!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:29, archived)
# !
what kind of games did you play as a child with the word 'Kleenex' on the box?
Worrying.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:29, archived)
# the masturbation game
obviously..
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:33, archived)
# Uncle Rodney is coming round kids.
Hide the Kleenex and the rubber gloves. You know how he likes to play games.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:37, archived)
# doh
me no understandy the rules of the competition, but look here is something i did earlier that is film related!!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:57, archived)
# I bought some new scissors this morning.....


And very reasonable they are too.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:27, archived)
# well?
castrated yourself yet? the imagery suggests that is the intention. :)
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:28, archived)
# Oh bugger
36 and I am giggling at that.

I've only been here just over a month and look what you have reduced me too.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:29, archived)
# The pleasure was all mine.
Honestly.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:34, archived)
# "for right or left handed people"
how true, how fortunate
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:31, archived)
# thats
funny!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:34, archived)
# rapesco?
disgusting!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:34, archived)
[challenge entry] it's
bad, and probably too geeky. devoid of any hummus. but at least it's not another fucking ipod bandwagon.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:25, archived)
# Umoria the merrier.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:27, archived)
# Yay!
I love the game and would go to see the movie.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:29, archived)
# angry shopkeeper~

www.nethackgear.com

if youre a big geek like me.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 19:49, archived)
# The real culprit?

(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:25, archived)
# Hull.
go.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:27, archived)
# The Spanish Job?
Hell for you I think.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:27, archived)
# Straight to Hell
Do not pass Go, do not collect £200
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:27, archived)
# hehe
i just emailed taht link accidentally to the whole company.. whooops.. off to lunch me thinks
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:31, archived)
# Oops indeed...
...of to the job centre methinks.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:37, archived)
[challenge entry] quick, and no imagination

I couldnt think of anything funny, so i bunged some text on
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:24, archived)
# Scarily,
that made me laugh that did!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:25, archived)
# Bah
It won't be as good as the book.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:25, archived)
# I admire your honesty
is it a coming of age story of friendship and maturity gained through tragedy?
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick, dirty...
and hellbound
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:21, archived)
# Definitely
going down for that one
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:22, archived)
# Hahahahah
You sick fuck
Hahahahah
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:22, archived)
# thats
very woo
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:24, archived)
# hurrah!
o>
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:40, archived)
# My god
pack them bags!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:25, archived)
# Thanks for making us laff
before you leave.

Can I have your return ticket. You won't be needing it where you are going.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:25, archived)
# Heh heh heh heh heh
hell

(damned stutter)
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:25, archived)
# BWAH HA HA HA HA HA H *COUGH COUGH*
HA HA HA HA HA HA *HACK SPLUTTER* HA HA HA HA!

Pack your bags your going down!

(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:29, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
see it was as funny as blown up spanish trains and jews in ovens
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:32, archived)
# Films released for the easter market...
Movie poster...

 



2891145
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:20, archived)
# haha that's just wonderful
Face Hugger would therefore be a Bunny Boiler?
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:22, archived)
#
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:23, archived)
# 'noon
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:24, archived)
# Thats...
...an interesting woo...
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:24, archived)
# Woo to you!
......and did anyone else find the moomins scary?
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:24, archived)
# Yes!
keepitawaykeepitawayKEEPITAWAY!!!!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:26, archived)
# Yes,
I hid behind the couch... with the daleks...
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:26, archived)
# i was really
hoping for chuckie egg there,

still, 'tis most woo
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:25, archived)
# I like
your little previous/next links. Clever.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:31, archived)
# Ta.
Thought if people liked one post, they might like the others...
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:33, archived)
# Buffy's swearing keyboard - WTF?
QUIM - never heard anyone use that as a swear word in my life.

ELEPHANT COCK - Never heard the expression. Cock is a slang word here not a swear word. Dick is also a slang word but is coupled with "head" as an insult - you do not hear people called cockheads however.

RECTUM - is a proper word to describe your arsehole! Not considered swearing and NOT used as a swear word either.

TIT - is not considered swearing.

URINE - is, well, just urine!

[we aint doing very well so far are we?]

IGUANA SCROTUM - ???????? An animal and an anatomical term.

OVARIES - Who made this website? A retarded medical student on a government sponsored 6wk training programme? You know the sort of thing - 6 wks ago I couldnt spell Surgeon and now I ARE ONE!

SHITE - gawd they cannot even spell SHIT correctly!

GASH - well I can only imagine what they refer to - but it is not a British Swear Word.

HYMEN - I almost rest my case here - WTF?

JIZZ - WHAT????

KANGEROO SPUNK - Cannot spell Kangaroo! And spunk is not considered swearing either!

LABIA - See above - it MUST BE a wannabee med student and probably a Chinese one too! After all I have a set of Musical Christmas Lights made in China and apparently they think 'London Bridge is Falling Down' is a carol.

ZEBRA BASTARD ZEBRA ZEBRA ZEBRA ZEBRA FUCKER - Yes that's what it says! Bastard and Fucker can be considered swearing - what on earth have poor Zebra's done to upset this moron?

XYLOPHONE BUGGERY - nothing offensive about a xylophone and buggery describes a sex act and is the proper term for it.

VAGINAL DISCHARGE - sigh.......

NADS - I am losing the will to live here.....

MINGE - an old fashioned slang term for Vagina. Hardly ever heard and certainly not as a swear word.

Last one coming up - hang in there!

FUCK OFF - at last - some swearing!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:19, archived)
# rite.
i'm off.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:20, archived)
# I'll join you
thats it for me too
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:21, archived)
# hello
i made you a pressy to thank you for your praise of derek and his reflection....
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:22, archived)
# yeah
FUCK OFF
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:20, archived)
# Oh
Do shut up you cockjockey.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:20, archived)
# all i can say
is, you are a trout...

and also MAKE SOMETHING BETTER THEN, IGUANA SCROTUM!!!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:21, archived)
# That's almost as funny
as the keyboard itself. Although a lot less creative.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:21, archived)
# Have you ever
worked out what a board is for before posting on it?



HAHAHA - notice the little scrote is confused by 'hymen'.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:21, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:26, archived)
# Shut up
badger cock
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:22, archived)
# that made me laugh out loud
woo
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:24, archived)
# Thanks for that.












Now fuck off.

(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:22, archived)
# Let's see you do better, cranberry
Sorry - "cunt"
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:22, archived)
# Missed out the letter y
it perfectly describes you
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:22, archived)
# hey you.
your dad fucks chickens and your mother lays the eggs.



(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:23, archived)
# cunt
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:23, archived)
# *clicks ignore*
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:23, archived)
# tell it to your MP
fuck off
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:23, archived)
# jizz
vulgar term for semen;

eg "I sprayed my jizz all over her tits"

"swallow all that jizz bitch and my 12 mate's too"
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:24, archived)
# Ah,
I love tuesday nights in.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:25, archived)
# for me that's on thursday


oh you do tickle my giggle gland and make it wobble sir.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:27, archived)
# I don't whether
to feel flattered or whether to hide...or whether to check out the dictionary to see if I'm spelling whether correctly.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:30, archived)
# wow
you don't know so hard you omitted the word 'know'

*impressed*
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:31, archived)
# Not in my
head I didn't.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:35, archived)
# I'm sorry
has your sense of humour been removed or has your arse started giving its own opinions?
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:24, archived)
# You might have seen his arse
It is right below his nose.

/Big Yin
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:30, archived)
# I suppose
When people call you a C U N T you correct them on the correct use of anatomical terminology.

You C U N T
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:24, archived)
# !
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:24, archived)
# oooh
can I?
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:25, archived)
# christ!
I would.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:29, archived)
# fwap
fwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwap
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:35, archived)
# Mmmm
That am tasty...

fwap
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:15, archived)
# .
i think i know... *deja vu*
(, Tue 16 Mar 2004, 22:11, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Best all-text first post ever!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:25, archived)
# Nope
The one on Wednesday who, after 3 minutes of being a member, had as their first post

"I'm off now, goodbye!"
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:26, archived)
# oh yes!
then when questioned about it being their first post re[plied with the genius induced statement...


'just lurking and de-lurking'
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:29, archived)
# Yeah
that was good.

But then again weres the rude stuff was good.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:31, archived)
# lol that was a good un
but not as good as "I utterly demand who da fuck loves Rammstein"
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:32, archived)
# yes
your username change made i laugh too!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:27, archived)
# You have never been called a cock head?
I can sort that, you're a cock head.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:25, archived)
# phew
just as my search for a swearing buffy was drawing to an end you have warned me of the disapointment that would await me.

thank you for reducing my pain.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:25, archived)
# well
tell you when you're older
*Snigger*
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:28, archived)
# at last!
a chance to use the ignore button! *click*
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:29, archived)
# hooray!
I'm putting that review on my gravestone.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:30, archived)
# fantastic stuff
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:31, archived)
#
"Last one coming up - hang in there!

FUCK OFF "
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:34, archived)
# i would like to state that the above post is bollocks

as a medical proffesional i feel fully qualified to use the word bollocks in my above statement.

and would like to state that it was a 7 week course, so you my friend (and i use the term loosely) are talking shit
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:37, archived)
# SUBJECT: Your post of. Fri 12 Mar, 14:19
Dear Master Tang

I would like to point out to lurkiung on adult web sites and the inherant dangers held therein. The adults (often referred to as grown ups) think that swearing is both big and clever. Admittedly they acknowledge that it is also purile and juvenile. (aw fuck it.)

Listen to me you little spunkbubble. How the fuck were you the best swimmer out of over 1 million candidates. Why didn't you do us all the favour and run down your mothers leg with the rest of them before she could pull her knicker back on. You have just made a really shitty day into a fantastic Friday. you.. you

cock jockey.

EDIT: Sorry folks didn't mean to go on.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:37, archived)
# well done
purile and immature

just the way we like it.

:¬)
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:40, archived)
# after all that tie pin effort
it ended up in the spazz in the twinkling of an eye

bastard competitions
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:42, archived)
# so did mine

ah well back to the first page
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:46, archived)
# *BELM*
You really don't have a clue do you. If you want something nice for your tea just tell me and I'll tell your mum while I'm slapping to your mumma!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:41, archived)
# You missed out "you cunt".
You cunt.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 19:11, archived)
# Ha ha ha
I love you, you genius!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:21, archived)
# YOU FUCKING ROOT END!
FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING SHITE.

YOU FUCKING IDIOT. I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE, YOU FUCKING COCK.

BLOODY TWUNTING FUCKTARD! SHITE TWICE AND DIE YOU HAIRY DOGS BOLLOCKS.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:50, archived)
# hello newsletter readers
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:58, archived)
# hello :)
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:09, archived)
# Why... Hello
and, to think... I wouldn't have posted to this thread if not for the lovely post welcoming me. I feel so loved
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:16, archived)
# me too!
*sigh*
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:21, archived)
# hello
this made me laugh on a saturday morning!
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 9:54, archived)
# Me too
YAY I'm in the newsletter!
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 14:23, archived)
# so nice of you to think of us...
Guess this thread makes al the 'be fluffy' stuff seem pretty useless...
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:37, archived)
# fluffiness
is reserved for people who arent cunts
and therefore abounds to those who deserve it, and is held far from thsoe who don't.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2004, 3:36, archived)
# you stupid
hymen faced zebra bastard fucker
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:17, archived)
# your
so fucking stupid
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:38, archived)
# your
so fucking stupid
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:38, archived)
# what about his
so fucking stupid?
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 15:55, archived)
# fuck off
rhinofelcher
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:47, archived)
# I hope you get cancer
I really do.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:12, archived)
# You ARE a dictionary defenition of
missing the point totally.

You stupid elephant cock.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:15, archived)
# all of the above seconded
and ditto'd
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:35, archived)
# argh
bastard can't appreciate good clean humor...
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:51, archived)
# ARSEFART
BASTARD
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 2:12, archived)
# Seriously though
the zebra bit is like the best thing evar.

Therefore, your all gay.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 5:44, archived)
# Are you, by any chance,
from the United Spackers of America?
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 11:10, archived)
# WTF
back home we call this sort of post premature ejaculation (note: a medical term!).

and now bugger off you twat!
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:18, archived)
# you are a
bummer
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:02, archived)
# If the intention to ridicule and insult somebody is there,
words can be used to swear in any way you like!


So cock off, you arse-wanking-fuck-sucker!
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:22, archived)
# Best combination yet!
I love it!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2004, 9:24, archived)
# ...
"SHITE - gawd they cannot even spell SHIT correctly!"
"KANGEROO SPUNK - Cannot spell Kangaroo! And spunk is not considered swearing either!"


These ones amused me the most. Retard.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 14:35, archived)
# woo
you loser
shut up labia-face
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 15:24, archived)
# you've got cocks
for eyes
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 17:34, archived)
# More like
You've got cocks for eyes,
you;ve got cocks for eyes,
you thick bastard, you thick bastard,
you've got cocks for eyes.

inspired by some feckless half-wit and a single line answer
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 19:01, archived)
# what a twat
you total cunt pigeon...
don't you undertand the comic genius that is joel vietch?!

it's not meant to be some kind of compendium of foul language... it's just funny

you utter fuck-monger
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 21:33, archived)
# Hahahahaha,
ya daft cunt, get it right fuckin' up ye, ya spunk-fartin' cock-weasel!
(, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 2:16, archived)
# Its heartwarming
to see that humanity can still unite against a common enemy

don't you think?
(, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 3:24, archived)
# HAHA.....
.. I was sent the Buffy Swearing Keyboard in an electric letter many moons ago, which is how I discovered B3TA. Ergo... it is a good thing.
(, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 4:11, archived)
# oh zip it
hammock flange
(, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 5:21, archived)
# what a RETARD
sorry, but who is it exactly that dosn't get Joel? jeezus! You ... uh... Fuckwit?

(whoo first post)
(, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 12:37, archived)
# nobber.
Well it made the newsletter anyway...
(, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 15:35, archived)
# ya mug
somebody utterly missed the point here, somebody who is probably a rabid buffy fan.
(, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 17:37, archived)
# OK
U ARE A MORON
(, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 23:22, archived)
# You Moron
You do realise that the british are NOT the only people in the world?
You do realise that the Buffy keyboard was made out of humor. Your meant to give a giggle, not piss it down.
stupid british piece of shit
(, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 23:47, archived)
# to be fair...
the people who made the keyboard were english. (at least i think joel is, we know rob is, he's a yam yam).
hence the rather excellent, and somewhat english sense of humour behind it
but i agree with you that master tang is a goit of the first order.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2004, 2:43, archived)
# Shut up, Assbutt!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2004, 1:00, archived)
# You muppet.
You realise now that by putting up this post you're demonstrating to EVERYONE on the planet the fact that you're a fucking idiot?
(, Mon 15 Mar 2004, 8:57, archived)
# Silly Billy
Twat?
(, Mon 15 Mar 2004, 15:53, archived)
# You are sooooo gay you cunt....
You have wasted part of your life on writing some useless turd on a 'bitch' site that has just made you look like a pointless whinging little bitch with a small flacid member and you have anal secretions and omit a foul and unpleasant odour. PS I bet you are one ugly boring useless mother fucker who girls laugh at when they see and you have never had sex because you are not interesting or attractive in anyway to girls. You might as well remove your testicles weenie boy, because you will never get to use them for their designed purpose, suck wee mother fucker becuase that is what you wouold be doing anyway even if I hadn't told you too you cunt face cunt fucking loser smellface cunt...........
(, Tue 16 Mar 2004, 7:03, archived)
# Literary genius...
I reckon that should be on a button on the keyboard
(, Tue 16 Mar 2004, 12:20, archived)
# Christ, you're a smart one.
Please, for the sake of Jebus leave this place and never come back.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2004, 19:52, archived)
# Who's this "Buffy", anyway?
I'm from Sweden, I don't get it.
(, Wed 17 Mar 2004, 2:31, archived)
# holy shit
i bet you're the kind of asshole who would fuck a guy in the ass and not even have the goddamned comman decency to give him a reach-around. do you suck dicks? bullshit i bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose
(, Wed 17 Mar 2004, 16:32, archived)
# You cause vaginal itching
you mushroom badgering turtle bucket

Quim!
(, Wed 17 Mar 2004, 22:31, archived)
# What a buttmunch
I hate you. Oh GOD i hate you.
BuffySwear is one of the funniest things online.
(, Thu 18 Mar 2004, 14:26, archived)
# How sad it must be
To live a life without humour.

No wonder you're so angry.
(, Thu 18 Mar 2004, 21:00, archived)
# wtf
Tang?

you're More like a bearded clam.
(, Fri 19 Mar 2004, 0:30, archived)
# You absolute
tumpsy.
(, Fri 19 Mar 2004, 2:28, archived)
# Oh
go and stuff an elephant cock up your rectum you tit!
(, Fri 19 Mar 2004, 14:21, archived)
# Endgame.

Previously:
Rumbled.
Dilemma.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:14, archived)
# *makes a break for it with the penguin to live a life of freedom*
*gets shot*
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:15, archived)
# well im off to do some work...

in all likelyhood it'll be more fun than lurking here for the next couple of iHours.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:17, archived)
# Ahhh
what employment options are there for an iliterate penguin?
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:16, archived)
# could get a job in that new penguin baseball flash game... you know.. the NEW one with the blood...

(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Am I first?


Yaaaay! I am! I am! I got there first!

just like sex really
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:13, archived)
# Woo!
he's got my eyes :S
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:14, archived)
# spongtastic
woo!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:14, archived)
# company names
The companies house web site search is a great source of
puerile amusement
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:18, archived)
# nah,


all minors are manic. that's just kids for you.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:14, archived)
# the manic miner was gay
explains why he burrowed in the dirt...

/coat
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:14, archived)
# yup
(but I don't think you read the challenge properly)
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:15, archived)
# Not just me then...
...
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:16, archived)
# I think it still counts
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:17, archived)
# Hurray
I likey
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:16, archived)

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