
unlike you sissy brits
www.xsorbit2.com/users/eggburger3/index.cgi
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:38,
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www.xsorbit2.com/users/eggburger3/index.cgi
And never actually win. You couldn't even win the war of Independence, we beat ourselves. Why haven't I ignored you yet?
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:40,
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but i had to check if he still was trying to promote his silly website of his. and he was. how predictable :)
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:45,
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the president at the time (dont know which one, probably one of the money grabbing whore beating ones)
said it was a police action.....
this is that cunt again isn't it?
I remember now.. what was his username before?
Can we report him to his ISP and get him shut down please?
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:46,
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I remember now.. what was his username before?
Can we report him to his ISP and get him shut down please?
I presume the CGI script this links to gets you stuck in popup hell or something so will leave alone.
Anyone know a good whois search?
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:54,
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Anyone know a good whois search?
take your sad little self back to the books and read your history!
i get so pissed of with fucking americans going on about a war that they only helped win!
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:49,
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i get so pissed of with fucking americans going on about a war that they only helped win!
cant fight properly at all! you just rely on numbers. your infantry are too thick to do anything good, and you rely on high tech stuff that you dont know how to use.
ps you plan to spend $401,000,000,000 on defence in 2004 only.
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:50,
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ps you plan to spend $401,000,000,000 on defence in 2004 only.
the money of american citizen's (that's you) on blowing up insignificant countries...
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:59,
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my owl icon looks like an aerial view of a fish.
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:41,
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It's still very nice even ninjified.
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:48,
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I'd go to see that!
TJ summat to do with kittens - I missed you further down cos my mother in law came in for a natter. Pressie, you say?
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:38,
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TJ summat to do with kittens - I missed you further down cos my mother in law came in for a natter. Pressie, you say?
That's fantastic! The bestest present ever! Thank you so much :D
*hug*
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:45,
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*hug*
Ice to see you!
I have a woo, a yay and a houpla.
Please sign here.
Sorry, our stock of panowie's ran out last week
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Sun 14 Mar 2004, 20:46,
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I have a woo, a yay and a houpla.
Please sign here.
Sorry, our stock of panowie's ran out last week
Click this link, click it HARD!
www.uploadit.org/Daredevil22/AOTBlessed1.gif
Alternatively, right click and "Save target As". :)
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:35,
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www.uploadit.org/Daredevil22/AOTBlessed1.gif
Alternatively, right click and "Save target As". :)
you've left out the url, the width and height values, and the alt text
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:38,
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we helped in iraq - there were kangaroo and koala wranglers on standby for the length of the whole military operation. Whether they were used or not is classified information.
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:39,
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there were just a bunch of rebel canadians that defected to "our" side
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:41,
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Is clearly the best.
*fwap**fwap**fwap**fwap*
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:34,
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*fwap**fwap**fwap**fwap*
i live in the green bit at the top of russia, its bloody cold though
/edit
i get to play with all the old rusty nuclear subs ;)
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:43,
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/edit
i get to play with all the old rusty nuclear subs ;)
we were clearly about as happy as the spanish were about going to war...
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Sun 14 Mar 2004, 11:38,
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My grandmother is loosing the plot slightly. The other day she bought an ark welder and began to weld both of our great danes together. Thanks to this we've now got hoards of tourists clambering at the door to get photo shots of our siamese great danes. Yesterday she went to Safeways and set alight to the cheese aisle and put a bat, set alight with white spirit up an old lady's skirt. We're becoming slightly worried, even more so after today when she enlisted the help of an electrician to remove a wart from our shire horse's penis! Then to top it all off she now thinks she's bilbo baggins and has chopped her feet off to make herself the right height AND cut the tail off our horse and has harnessed the hair to her feet, well stumps anyway.
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:29,
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edit: and its not a "how much bullshit can you tell" competition
here is a secret trick. Adding /ALL/ to a question URL lists everything...
b3ta.com/questions/old_people_talk_bollocks/all/
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:33,
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b3ta.com/questions/old_people_talk_bollocks/all/
*winks*
Your secret it safe with us.
*puts on trilby and picks up briefcase, and in a flash of a cloak, is gone*
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:34,
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Your secret it safe with us.
*puts on trilby and picks up briefcase, and in a flash of a cloak, is gone*
you'll be wanting to click the button to reply to the question, not post a new topic on the board.
Delete this one and try again. :)
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:30,
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Delete this one and try again. :)
but you've posted this in the wrong place
Ignore all the abuse that's sure to be hurled at you and repost it HERE
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:31,
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Ignore all the abuse that's sure to be hurled at you and repost it HERE

OK, OK a pearoast, but it fits the above, ish.

I deleted the other one.....
it would be a small file and readable
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:36,
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Honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk parp
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:34,
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what kind of games did you play as a child with the word 'Kleenex' on the box?
Worrying.
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:29,
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Worrying.
Hide the Kleenex and the rubber gloves. You know how he likes to play games.
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:37,
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me no understandy the rules of the competition, but look here is something i did earlier that is film related!!
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:57,
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And very reasonable they are too.
castrated yourself yet? the imagery suggests that is the intention. :)
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:28,
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36 and I am giggling at that.
I've only been here just over a month and look what you have reduced me too.
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:29,
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I've only been here just over a month and look what you have reduced me too.
bad, and probably too geeky. devoid of any hummus. but at least it's not another fucking ipod bandwagon.

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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:25,
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www.nethackgear.com
if youre a big geek like me.
i just emailed taht link accidentally to the whole company.. whooops.. off to lunch me thinks
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:31,
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I couldnt think of anything funny, so i bunged some text on
is it a coming of age story of friendship and maturity gained through tragedy?
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:26,
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before you leave.
Can I have your return ticket. You won't be needing it where you are going.
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:25,
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Can I have your return ticket. You won't be needing it where you are going.
HA HA HA HA HA HA *HACK SPLUTTER* HA HA HA HA!
Pack your bags your going down!

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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:29,
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Pack your bags your going down!

see it was as funny as blown up spanish trains and jews in ovens
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:32,
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Face Hugger would therefore be a Bunny Boiler?
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:22,
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Thought if people liked one post, they might like the others...
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:33,
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QUIM - never heard anyone use that as a swear word in my life.
ELEPHANT COCK - Never heard the expression. Cock is a slang word here not a swear word. Dick is also a slang word but is coupled with "head" as an insult - you do not hear people called cockheads however.
RECTUM - is a proper word to describe your arsehole! Not considered swearing and NOT used as a swear word either.
TIT - is not considered swearing.
URINE - is, well, just urine!
[we aint doing very well so far are we?]
IGUANA SCROTUM - ???????? An animal and an anatomical term.
OVARIES - Who made this website? A retarded medical student on a government sponsored 6wk training programme? You know the sort of thing - 6 wks ago I couldnt spell Surgeon and now I ARE ONE!
SHITE - gawd they cannot even spell SHIT correctly!
GASH - well I can only imagine what they refer to - but it is not a British Swear Word.
HYMEN - I almost rest my case here - WTF?
JIZZ - WHAT????
KANGEROO SPUNK - Cannot spell Kangaroo! And spunk is not considered swearing either!
LABIA - See above - it MUST BE a wannabee med student and probably a Chinese one too! After all I have a set of Musical Christmas Lights made in China and apparently they think 'London Bridge is Falling Down' is a carol.
ZEBRA BASTARD ZEBRA ZEBRA ZEBRA ZEBRA FUCKER - Yes that's what it says! Bastard and Fucker can be considered swearing - what on earth have poor Zebra's done to upset this moron?
XYLOPHONE BUGGERY - nothing offensive about a xylophone and buggery describes a sex act and is the proper term for it.
VAGINAL DISCHARGE - sigh.......
NADS - I am losing the will to live here.....
MINGE - an old fashioned slang term for Vagina. Hardly ever heard and certainly not as a swear word.
Last one coming up - hang in there!
FUCK OFF - at last - some swearing!
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:19,
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ELEPHANT COCK - Never heard the expression. Cock is a slang word here not a swear word. Dick is also a slang word but is coupled with "head" as an insult - you do not hear people called cockheads however.
RECTUM - is a proper word to describe your arsehole! Not considered swearing and NOT used as a swear word either.
TIT - is not considered swearing.
URINE - is, well, just urine!
[we aint doing very well so far are we?]
IGUANA SCROTUM - ???????? An animal and an anatomical term.
OVARIES - Who made this website? A retarded medical student on a government sponsored 6wk training programme? You know the sort of thing - 6 wks ago I couldnt spell Surgeon and now I ARE ONE!
SHITE - gawd they cannot even spell SHIT correctly!
GASH - well I can only imagine what they refer to - but it is not a British Swear Word.
HYMEN - I almost rest my case here - WTF?
JIZZ - WHAT????
KANGEROO SPUNK - Cannot spell Kangaroo! And spunk is not considered swearing either!
LABIA - See above - it MUST BE a wannabee med student and probably a Chinese one too! After all I have a set of Musical Christmas Lights made in China and apparently they think 'London Bridge is Falling Down' is a carol.
ZEBRA BASTARD ZEBRA ZEBRA ZEBRA ZEBRA FUCKER - Yes that's what it says! Bastard and Fucker can be considered swearing - what on earth have poor Zebra's done to upset this moron?
XYLOPHONE BUGGERY - nothing offensive about a xylophone and buggery describes a sex act and is the proper term for it.
VAGINAL DISCHARGE - sigh.......
NADS - I am losing the will to live here.....
MINGE - an old fashioned slang term for Vagina. Hardly ever heard and certainly not as a swear word.
Last one coming up - hang in there!
FUCK OFF - at last - some swearing!
i made you a pressy to thank you for your praise of derek and his reflection....
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:22,
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is, you are a trout...
and also MAKE SOMETHING BETTER THEN, IGUANA SCROTUM!!!
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:21,
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and also MAKE SOMETHING BETTER THEN, IGUANA SCROTUM!!!
as the keyboard itself. Although a lot less creative.
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:21,
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worked out what a board is for before posting on it?

HAHAHA - notice the little scrote is confused by 'hymen'.
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:21,
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HAHAHA - notice the little scrote is confused by 'hymen'.
your dad fucks chickens and your mother lays the eggs.
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:23,
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vulgar term for semen;
eg "I sprayed my jizz all over her tits"
"swallow all that jizz bitch and my 12 mate's too"
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:24,
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eg "I sprayed my jizz all over her tits"
"swallow all that jizz bitch and my 12 mate's too"
oh you do tickle my giggle gland and make it wobble sir.
to feel flattered or whether to hide...or whether to check out the dictionary to see if I'm spelling whether correctly.
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:30,
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you don't know so hard you omitted the word 'know'
*impressed*
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:31,
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*impressed*
has your sense of humour been removed or has your arse started giving its own opinions?
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:24,
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It is right below his nose.
/Big Yin
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:30,
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/Big Yin
When people call you a C U N T you correct them on the correct use of anatomical terminology.
You C U N T
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:24,
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You C U N T
The one on Wednesday who, after 3 minutes of being a member, had as their first post
"I'm off now, goodbye!"
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:26,
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"I'm off now, goodbye!"
then when questioned about it being their first post re[plied with the genius induced statement...
'just lurking and de-lurking'
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:29,
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'just lurking and de-lurking'
that was good.
But then again weres the rude stuff was good.
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:31,
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But then again weres the rude stuff was good.
but not as good as "I utterly demand who da fuck loves Rammstein"
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:32,
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I can sort that, you're a cock head.
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:25,
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just as my search for a swearing buffy was drawing to an end you have warned me of the disapointment that would await me.
thank you for reducing my pain.
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:25,
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thank you for reducing my pain.
as a medical proffesional i feel fully qualified to use the word bollocks in my above statement.
and would like to state that it was a 7 week course, so you my friend (and i use the term loosely) are talking shit
Dear Master Tang
I would like to point out to lurkiung on adult web sites and the inherant dangers held therein. The adults (often referred to as grown ups) think that swearing is both big and clever. Admittedly they acknowledge that it is also purile and juvenile. (aw fuck it.)
Listen to me you little spunkbubble. How the fuck were you the best swimmer out of over 1 million candidates. Why didn't you do us all the favour and run down your mothers leg with the rest of them before she could pull her knicker back on. You have just made a really shitty day into a fantastic Friday. you.. you
cock jockey.
EDIT: Sorry folks didn't mean to go on.
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:37,
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I would like to point out to lurkiung on adult web sites and the inherant dangers held therein. The adults (often referred to as grown ups) think that swearing is both big and clever. Admittedly they acknowledge that it is also purile and juvenile. (aw fuck it.)
Listen to me you little spunkbubble. How the fuck were you the best swimmer out of over 1 million candidates. Why didn't you do us all the favour and run down your mothers leg with the rest of them before she could pull her knicker back on. You have just made a really shitty day into a fantastic Friday. you.. you
cock jockey.
EDIT: Sorry folks didn't mean to go on.
it ended up in the spazz in the twinkling of an eye
bastard competitions
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:42,
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bastard competitions
You really don't have a clue do you. If you want something nice for your tea just tell me and I'll tell your mum while I'm slapping to your mumma!
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:41,
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FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING SHITE.
YOU FUCKING IDIOT. I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE, YOU FUCKING COCK.
BLOODY TWUNTING FUCKTARD! SHITE TWICE AND DIE YOU HAIRY DOGS BOLLOCKS.
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:50,
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YOU FUCKING IDIOT. I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE, YOU FUCKING COCK.
BLOODY TWUNTING FUCKTARD! SHITE TWICE AND DIE YOU HAIRY DOGS BOLLOCKS.
and, to think... I wouldn't have posted to this thread if not for the lovely post welcoming me. I feel so loved
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:16,
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Guess this thread makes al the 'be fluffy' stuff seem pretty useless...
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:37,
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is reserved for people who arent cunts
and therefore abounds to those who deserve it, and is held far from thsoe who don't.
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Mon 15 Mar 2004, 3:36,
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and therefore abounds to those who deserve it, and is held far from thsoe who don't.
missing the point totally.
You stupid elephant cock.
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:15,
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You stupid elephant cock.
the zebra bit is like the best thing evar.
Therefore, your all gay.
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 5:44,
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Therefore, your all gay.
back home we call this sort of post premature ejaculation (note: a medical term!).
and now bugger off you twat!
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:18,
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and now bugger off you twat!
words can be used to swear in any way you like!
So cock off, you arse-wanking-fuck-sucker!
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:22,
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So cock off, you arse-wanking-fuck-sucker!
"SHITE - gawd they cannot even spell SHIT correctly!"
"KANGEROO SPUNK - Cannot spell Kangaroo! And spunk is not considered swearing either!"
These ones amused me the most. Retard.
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 14:35,
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"KANGEROO SPUNK - Cannot spell Kangaroo! And spunk is not considered swearing either!"
These ones amused me the most. Retard.
You've got cocks for eyes,
you;ve got cocks for eyes,
you thick bastard, you thick bastard,
you've got cocks for eyes.
inspired by some feckless half-wit and a single line answer
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 19:01,
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you;ve got cocks for eyes,
you thick bastard, you thick bastard,
you've got cocks for eyes.
inspired by some feckless half-wit and a single line answer
you total cunt pigeon...
don't you undertand the comic genius that is joel vietch?!
it's not meant to be some kind of compendium of foul language... it's just funny
you utter fuck-monger
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Sat 13 Mar 2004, 21:33,
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don't you undertand the comic genius that is joel vietch?!
it's not meant to be some kind of compendium of foul language... it's just funny
you utter fuck-monger
ya daft cunt, get it right fuckin' up ye, ya spunk-fartin' cock-weasel!
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Sun 14 Mar 2004, 2:16,
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to see that humanity can still unite against a common enemy
don't you think?
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Sun 14 Mar 2004, 3:24,
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don't you think?
.. I was sent the Buffy Swearing Keyboard in an electric letter many moons ago, which is how I discovered B3TA. Ergo... it is a good thing.
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Sun 14 Mar 2004, 4:11,
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sorry, but who is it exactly that dosn't get Joel? jeezus! You ... uh... Fuckwit?
(whoo first post)
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Sun 14 Mar 2004, 12:37,
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(whoo first post)
somebody utterly missed the point here, somebody who is probably a rabid buffy fan.
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Sun 14 Mar 2004, 17:37,
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You do realise that the british are NOT the only people in the world?
You do realise that the Buffy keyboard was made out of humor. Your meant to give a giggle, not piss it down.
stupid british piece of shit
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Sun 14 Mar 2004, 23:47,
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You do realise that the Buffy keyboard was made out of humor. Your meant to give a giggle, not piss it down.
stupid british piece of shit
the people who made the keyboard were english. (at least i think joel is, we know rob is, he's a yam yam).
hence the rather excellent, and somewhat english sense of humour behind it
but i agree with you that master tang is a goit of the first order.
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Mon 15 Mar 2004, 2:43,
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hence the rather excellent, and somewhat english sense of humour behind it
but i agree with you that master tang is a goit of the first order.
You realise now that by putting up this post you're demonstrating to EVERYONE on the planet the fact that you're a fucking idiot?
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Mon 15 Mar 2004, 8:57,
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You have wasted part of your life on writing some useless turd on a 'bitch' site that has just made you look like a pointless whinging little bitch with a small flacid member and you have anal secretions and omit a foul and unpleasant odour. PS I bet you are one ugly boring useless mother fucker who girls laugh at when they see and you have never had sex because you are not interesting or attractive in anyway to girls. You might as well remove your testicles weenie boy, because you will never get to use them for their designed purpose, suck wee mother fucker becuase that is what you wouold be doing anyway even if I hadn't told you too you cunt face cunt fucking loser smellface cunt...........
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Tue 16 Mar 2004, 7:03,
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I reckon that should be on a button on the keyboard
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Tue 16 Mar 2004, 12:20,
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Please, for the sake of Jebus leave this place and never come back.
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Tue 16 Mar 2004, 19:52,
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i bet you're the kind of asshole who would fuck a guy in the ass and not even have the goddamned comman decency to give him a reach-around. do you suck dicks? bullshit i bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose
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Wed 17 Mar 2004, 16:32,
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you mushroom badgering turtle bucket
Quim!
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Wed 17 Mar 2004, 22:31,
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Quim!
I hate you. Oh GOD i hate you.
BuffySwear is one of the funniest things online.
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Thu 18 Mar 2004, 14:26,
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BuffySwear is one of the funniest things online.
To live a life without humour.
No wonder you're so angry.
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Thu 18 Mar 2004, 21:00,
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No wonder you're so angry.
*gets shot*
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:15,
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in all likelyhood it'll be more fun than lurking here for the next couple of iHours.
what employment options are there for an iliterate penguin?
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:16,
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Yaaaay! I am! I am! I got there first!
just like sex really
The companies house web site search is a great source of
puerile amusement
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:18,
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puerile amusement
explains why he burrowed in the dirt...
/coat
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:14,
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/coat
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