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(w0rmwood pearl, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:14, archived)

St Diagonal's School for Pale Young Boys

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DogHorse plop, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:15, archived)

well, it looks a bit like my old school tie

except mine had a double blue line

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:15, archived)

I own two ties

One has ducks, the other had garish poker chips and dice.

I win :P

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:16, archived)

I have a small collection of ties

Stolen from schoolboys I deflowered.

I want a green and black stripy one.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:18, archived)

I own a number of ties

But none of them would be suitable for Mr Trellis to wear to work

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:18, archived)

Mr wow has two ties

A black silk one, and a black silk one with the Opeth (good band) O from their logo on it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:20, archived)

I have lots of skinny ties

my favourite being an all white silk(style) one

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:26, archived)

That sounds nice.

My dad's got a tie with a lion on it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:29, archived)

Yeah? Well that's nothing!

My Dad's got a lion with a tie on it!

/playground blog

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:31, archived)

Yeah, well my dads lying on a Thai.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)

Tie or child?

(Leoricx, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:19, archived)

If you can find me a green and black stripy child I'll have it.

I shall call him Sicky Bee.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:20, archived)

Haha, there must be a rapper somewhere called Sicky B =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:30, archived)

Yo yo yo

Where da pollen at, mofo?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:31, archived)

*handseats*

*pretends he understood what the Cap'n was saying*

*checks phrasebook*

Ah yes! I'm very well thank you. Yourself?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:33, archived)

Big up yourself.

Er....southside?

Heh, I'm fine thank you. I wish the housebuying would hurry up though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)

I used to own some school ties

until they were stolen from me by some heartless wench

;)

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:20, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:21, archived)

I had a green and black stripey tie

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:28, archived)

Do you particularly want it?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:29, archived)

well.....

that depends doesn't it......

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:32, archived)

Yes, I suppose.

Mainly on whether you want it.

(only kidding, you keep your lovely tie, sugar)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:36, archived)

I think it disappeared around 1987

does that ruin my bartering position?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)

Somewhat, yes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)

the only way your wardrobe can be improved is with a piano keyboard tie

and garfield socks

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:18, archived)

Insert a yellow line in the middle of the big navy ones

and you have my old school tie.

We had a squirrel on our badge too.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:17, archived)

I never had a school uniform.

This probably explains why I'm such a good-for-nothing, lawless tearaway in my adult life.

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DogHorse plop, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:20, archived)

You never had a school uniform?

Where did you go to school?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:21, archived)

Castleford,

the arsehole of West Yorkshire.

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DogHorse plop, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:22, archived)

I was born in Yorkshire.

South, I think.

My cousins live in Hallam and that's a shitehole.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:24, archived)

To be fair,

I have been out in Castleford once or twice without being threatened, robbed or propositioned. So it's not all bad.

Unlike Pontefract.

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DogHorse plop, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:27, archived)

*shudders*

yay for West Yorkshire ( I think)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)

Where

is he?

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Rincewind, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:15, archived)

Wallisdean Infant School

Though I suspect you were after a more highbrow answer.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:15, archived)

you had to wear a tie to infants school?!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:19, archived)

Yup.

That's not to say I actually DID wear it of course...

/rebel without a cause

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:21, archived)

there was a lad called Alan in my primary class

who wore a tie and we didn't even have a uniform.

It was one of those ready tied types on a rubber band

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)

rubber band?

I can imagine that being very uncomfortable.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)

Awwww... bless little Alan and his rubber held tie

I bet he grew up to be an uptight wreck of a man though...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)

good grief

all I remember was sitting about in jumpers knitted by my mum
blethering about with building blocks and eating custard

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:22, archived)

It was a short lived phase...

Too many kids ended up nearly throttling themselves on them...

Clip ons would have been much more sensible.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:26, archived)

Didn't you?

I did. Tie, shirt, pinafore dress, cardigan, knee socks and little t bar shoes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:37, archived)

It's not an Alan Partridge one then?

And he's hiding his Blazer Badge with his left arm?

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:16, archived)

That is a positively evil grin

Love it :-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:16, archived)

I thought he was

holding a croissant.

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DogHorse plop, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:17, archived)

Haha

That's all I can see now. :o)

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:18, archived)

Likewise!

Almond croissant I think, so he can keep it

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:19, archived)

I've also got the bloody Chicken Song in my head

Thanks to your sig Mrs.T.

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:20, archived)

"What about 'is nipples?"

"Tippex!"

Woo!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:22, archived)

Boosh!

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:22, archived)

I had to purge this from my system

better now :)

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masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:13, archived)

Gordon Weston?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:13, archived)

Oh my giddy aunt

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DogHorse plop, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:13, archived)

Simon Weston?

(I know, I know)

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:14, archived)

could be his sidekick

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masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:25, archived)

YES!

Simon Weston for Vice PM!

Who's with me?

_{Anyone...?

_{Anyone at all?}}

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:27, archived)

Clop!

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Monty Propps, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:29, archived)

WTF

is a Vice PM?

One that likes stockings and snuff movies?

/We are not America blog

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:09, archived)

I assume you were going for some sort of sun-like texture

I like it

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:14, archived)

as opposed to the dale winton

that it came out as!!

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masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:14, archived)

HE'S ON etc

Happy b3taday!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:14, archived)

thank you

this is my celebratory photoshoppery!

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masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:16, archived)

texture on a picture.

WOO!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:14, archived)

hahah

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masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:28, archived)

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Monty Propps, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:32, archived)

Teh Scannerzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:14, archived)

FLAME ON!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:14, archived)

Happy B3taday

and nice Stranglers pun!

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:21, archived)

cheers mate

can't beat a bit of Stranglers!

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masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:34, archived)

Haha! Ace!

That's what the burn tool is for ;)

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Monty Propps, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:28, archived)

arf!

I'm learning. Slowly but surely.

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masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:38, archived)

Ditto!

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Monty Propps, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:44, archived)

gordon brown

texture like sun...

though i'd prefer it if you strangled him :D

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MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:57, archived)

Happy B3taday!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:06, archived)

Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:12, archived)

That's lovely

He's all disco!

I'm buying manwife lots of presents to do with m-theory and space physics stuff for his berfday.

How boring is my life partner?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:13, archived)

it's a hobby

and it could be worse
he could be a trainspotter

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:14, archived)

It's a hobby, yes

That he will insist on telling me all about, all the time.

I don't tell him about poker all the time.

Bless him, I'm only pissing about. Rather physics than alcoholism.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:15, archived)

What's boring about space physics?

It's great!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:14, archived)

In small doses.

Not 'let's sit down the girl who just scraped physics GCSE and try and explain string theory to her'.

Pfft.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:16, archived)

I suppose it's like anything isn't it...

Men and hobbies = boring.

I'm not allowed to talk music with my fiance. It damn near kills me.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:18, archived)

I'll do music- we can talk about music for hours

I just can't do physics, I try and I try and I try but after five minutes I'll inevitably lose interest and start wondering what time two pints is on.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:22, archived)

Two Pints?

Crikey, fair enough then...

As long as I don't talk about music TOO much it's alright - web forums are my real bore point.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:31, archived)

I love two pints.

We have conversations that last for hours about music. Mainly involving the phrase 'Yeah, but music must be shit nowadays- Dimebag Darrell's dead and My Chemical Romance aren't...'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)

get him a telescope

and put shoe polish round the eye piece.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:15, archived)

Telescope'd be useless in Aylesbury

we can only see a few stars.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:16, archived)

Loads of ducks though!

QUACK QUACK

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:17, archived)

You'd think, wouldn't you?

We have ONE Aylesbury duck, and she spends half her time on the canal, and half in the pond outside the bacon station.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:19, archived)

That's a poor show

We have loads in our duck pond but they're all Mallards...

anyway...

I'll shut up about ducks now. I wish we had a bacon station - my mind is running riot trying to envisage what that could be.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:23, archived)

The fuzz, my dear!

We've got other kinds of ducks, but only one Aylesbury one.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:30, archived)

Ah! The cop shop...

gawd, I'm slow today :P

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:36, archived)

what about that sexy young filly across the road?

i be he could see right into her bedroom.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:19, archived)

*raises an eyebrow* look out front windows, HSBC bank. Look out back windows, 81 year old man's back garden.

EXPLAIN YOURSELF, DIRTY PIGLET.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:23, archived)

oops

i'm at the other end of that back garden.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:27, archived)

*poses*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:31, archived)

*photographs, videos and webcasts*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:36, archived)

Mine's a biochemist

Who now does Visual Basic for fun. I think boring-ness could be a tie

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:18, archived)

Oh dear oh dear.

We should get them together so they can drone at each other.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:31, archived)

Don't panic!

Lovely!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:13, archived)

Is that Andrew McDavies' sidekick?

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:13, archived)

i like this new character

and the halftone screen thing is cool too

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:13, archived)

^this

and ^this
and woo!
/relurks

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:14, archived)

*flees*

I like the magic-painting-book effect :)

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in vino veritas, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:14, archived)

to you and micto.

i'm trying to figure a new way of doing some background stuff, want to get a screen printed sort of feel to things.

needs further playing.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:17, archived)

maybe it started out as something else

but it definitely expanded

perhaps i should colour it

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DR Mexico Hunt, Hunt, Hunt, He's The Huntsman!!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:02, archived)

are you trying to be baldmonkey?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:03, archived)

Haha

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:03, archived)

baldmonkey/Doctor Dyslexia compo FTW

edit: I must stop typing 'FTW' - it annoys me

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:05, archived)

abstinence FTW

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likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:08, archived)

Word, dude.

*respec's*

No need to call the apostrophe police, it's to denote the missing letter...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:05, archived)

Did you know there's a place in Britain

called Ring of Kerry?

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Pachey, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:06, archived)

very popular destination apparently

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:06, archived)

Haha, yes I did*, and I've been there.

I was praying all the time I was there that no-one found out my name =)

*Although strictly speaking, it's not in Britain as it's in Ireland...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:07, archived)

Isn't there also a Kerry mountain?

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in vino veritas, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:12, archived)

There is - it's in the Ring of Kerry, if you'll pardon the expression.

And there's another one sitting at my desk typing this =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:19, archived)

How was the Hoff Prof?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:06, archived)

Yo, G-Sav.

It was fab. Life of Agony blew me away on the Friday night, and then Saturday and Sunday were a perfect example of how to spend a lazy weekend abroad with decent weather and good beer and excellent company =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:09, archived)

so you didn't see the sun?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:13, archived)

I saw a bit of sun ;)

EDIT: Obviously, I mean the weather wasn't that bright, there were quite a few clouds around and stuff.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:20, archived)

yoyoyoyoyoyo wataaaaaap!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:12, archived)

fact

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SiX and his hat, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:03, archived)

That top bit reminds me of that song called 'Imagination'

Does anyone remember who did it?

It was in the mid-late 80s.

Prize to the first correct answer.

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Pachey, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:05, archived)

Would it have been "Imagination" by Imagination, perchance?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:06, archived)

you don't know

you are just asking for confirmation.

I am providing fact

QED I WIN

ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:07, archived)

*ignores*

*not in the ignore button way though*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:09, archived)

*takes offence*

*not in the poking dogshit through your letterbox way though*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:12, archived)

this^

i saw them perform once, in luton.
and i have a couple of their albums,have spent many hours gyrating in front of the mirror.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:09, archived)

Cor!

*imagines*

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in vino veritas, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:12, archived)

it was by Imagination

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:06, archived)

Were they a gay band who looked like Bronski Beat?

Sorry, I'm a bit ill in the head today and facts aren't staying in there properly.

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Pachey, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:09, archived)

black trio with lots of electric colour clothes

as I recall.

I might be thinking of the Jacksons

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:11, archived)

discography for imagination has no mention of a track called imagination

i couldn't recall it either. you're right about a song around that time called imagination when i remember it i'll let you know.

i may be wrong though

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:29, archived)

Oh God I should know this.

Adam & Joe took the piss out of it as well on Vinyl Police.

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:07, archived)

imagination

makes me think of story makers

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:07, archived)

their computer has a real world Google

you put real stuff in and real stuff comes out.

Put in a teddy and a balloon and a story about a teddy bear and a balloon comes out.

In google - type in shaved and teen and you get a story about a young man who has started growing whiskers and looking for advice

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:10, archived)

Belouis Some

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belouis_Some

Supported Queen at Knebworth Park and was, frankly, dreadful.

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DogHorse plop, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:10, archived)

Oooh, controversial!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:11, archived)

Yes that's they /\

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:12, archived)

Yes this and everyone else was wrong

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Pachey, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:54, archived)

This

I've just smeared you in jam by mistake, sorry

Is all I can say

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:07, archived)

FAIL

(creem all over your face, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:30, archived)

hmn

(lunatek, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:58, archived)

I HAVE STOLEN YOUR BUCKET

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:59, archived)

I AM MASTURBATING INTO HIS BUCKET

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Damien's Hearse, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:00, archived)

U HAF FLLD HIS BUKIT WIT UR SPAFF

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:03, archived)

NOOO

THEY BE FILLN MY BUCKET!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:04, archived)

the difference is......

my girlfriend (sealia) actually said this; and on a one off moment of inspiration, I found the first decent pic I could of a seal, and slapped her text directly from msn onto it.

so....

no fucken buckets... silly walrus.

(lunatek, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:43, archived)

RIS?

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likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:59, archived)

Mr C Lion

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:00, archived)

sorry my friend

but i hate this sort of thing more than i hate itv.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:01, archived)

How much do you hate ITV?

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Pachey, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:02, archived)

so much that it never gets written in big letters.

the 3 button on my remote is the only clean one.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:05, archived)

Coming soon to ITV:

Britain's Got TOAP!

Piers Morgan shows us some of his hilarious photoshops!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:02, archived)

everthing on itv is all of teh shite!*

*except Harry Hills TV Burp, which is acers!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:03, archived)

What about You've Been Framed, with Harry Hill? :P

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:03, archived)

^This

(Except Geraldine McEwan as Miss Marple, cos she is brillfabmagnific)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:04, archived)

^this^

*so everything except Harry Hills TV Burp and Miss Marbles...

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:06, archived)

But I did the sensible thing

And got them on DVD so I don't have to put up with itv-ness

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:08, archived)

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:01, archived)

TEXT ON AN INTERNET!

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likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:02, archived)

take this!

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likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:03, archived)

Aw yuss! Yuss, indeed. : )

Worms - excellent.
Sectarianism - even better.

Both at once: genius...

LOZLZXORZ

(Dan of the Crippled Nipples, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:07, archived)

TUAS!

Text under a seal!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:02, archived)

eh?

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:02, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:03, archived)

pfft

(inquus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:07, archived)

Very good

:-)

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Rincewind, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:16, archived)

TOAP?

Yay. Toap.
*Fails to see the blatent colour change.

Woo

(creem all over your face, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:36, archived)

sorry for not shopping but..

I found that hillarious

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SiX and his hat, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:47, archived)

hahaha

took me ages to spot

(

Damien's Hearse, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:50, archived)

^this

I was RISing for a bit till I spotted it

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parttimedogfish, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:51, archived)

google ads are shite

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:50, archived)

Hahaha

wonderful :D

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:50, archived)

haha!

thats great.

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Cae1, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:51, archived)

Of course he does.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:51, archived)

Heh heh

Jesused to death!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:52, archived)

Haha

Nice cockage

(

ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:52, archived)

haha

and anyway, Jesus does not love me! If he did I'd be living in a mansion with a pornstar!

I'd say his feelings towards me are.. indifferent.

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:53, archived)

haha!

i love that pic!

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Cae1, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:53, archived)

*CHRISTOFIES!*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:55, archived)

that is so fit

I likey

(princessofadobe lover of photatowaffley., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:15, archived)

I think Google analyses

our FP then posts the most appropriate
advert. They're in our heads you know!

(

edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:52, archived)

well...

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

and

i waas well amused...

(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:55, archived)

Well fucking done you retard

(

Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:58, archived)

arf! :D

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Damien's Hearse, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:59, archived)

Hahaha!

Another example of googleads at their finest

(

Weetobix, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:03, archived)

pfft

(

parttimedogfish, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:38, archived)

I am sad.

Because I cannot 'like' this.

(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:52, archived)

hmmm

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:25, archived)

And the spirit of Monkey was... irrepressible!

(w0rmwood pearl, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:45, archived)

Is this about monkey?!

i like monkey magic.

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Cae1, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:46, archived)

I was with you till the last 2 frames...

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:47, archived)

It's a bit confusing

I think they both get embarrassed and try to pretend it didn't happen

(

Damien's Hearse, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:52, archived)

i don't get why they are embarressed.

I do that all the time.

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Cae1, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:53, archived)

Looks like

they both got bummed by the invisible man and got embarassed.

(

cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:53, archived)

HAHAHA

(

Damien's Hearse, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:00, archived)

But is that any reason to wear a paper bag?

Is it?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:54, archived)

Yes

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:55, archived)

Yes, that's it. I didn't think it was so hard to understand, but then I think that about a lot of my cartoons...

(w0rmwood pearl, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:55, archived)

HINT: it's a bit difficult to show people blushing in black and white

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:01, archived)

Nature

/pedant

Sorry.

This is good though.

Especially as it's put the Monkey theme tune in my head.

*dances*

(

Pachey, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:48, archived)

its stuck in mine too..

forever..

(

Cae1, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:52, archived)

*gets angry*

*punishes*

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:48, archived)

monkey monkey where for art thou

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:49, archived)

I do not understand this at all

But I seem to be the only one

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:51, archived)

you forgot to add this

/neo blog

or even

/highlander blog

(

cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:54, archived)

all seems quite logical

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:08, archived)

What b3tan?

(tubeman trousers, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:31, archived)

Dave?

the hat

kinda like if davew27 and dave the hat had a kid

(tubeman trousers, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:31, archived)

WTFAYBOA?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:32, archived)

did you answer your own question?

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:37, archived)

yes

to add the (retrospectivley shit) comic effect of a "Dave?" reply

(tubeman trousers, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:38, archived)

ARGGAGGRAARRGHHHHHH!!!

This hole is deeper than it looks.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:40, archived)

*goatses*

Where in Thailand are you?

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:43, archived)

Haven't left yet

2 hours.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:44, archived)

so where in Thailand are you going?

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:45, archived)

Phuket :)

My Dad lives there.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:47, archived)

That's handy

I was in Ko Chang & Bangkok in Nov. I loved the place.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:50, archived)

It is very nice!

Pretty damn hot too!

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:55, archived)

Davew27

C'mon, give us a difficult one! ;)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:32, archived)

wrong

see above

it a sort of pun kinda like dave the hat is reknowned for

(only shit)

(tubeman trousers, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)

Oops

I cannot sever the link between cars and Davew27 ya see.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:38, archived)

it's a b3ta tradition that if you post a pic of a car

people reply with 'dave?'
cos davew27 used to post loads of pics of cars

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:39, archived)

Your reply confuses me

as my post above confirms what you have just said (in a different way).
Have a nap.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:44, archived)

I think he didn't read the "v" or "r" in "sever"

and so saw "I cannot see the link between cars and Davew27".

may also be due to micto's brain malfunctioning.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:45, archived)

yes this^^

i sped read it, and fucked up

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:47, archived)

Do you mean

speed red?
*runs*

(

edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:49, archived)

erm. no

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:51, archived)

No, he means speed read.

What dictionary do you use? Chambers Dyslexic Edition?

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:51, archived)

Oh no he doesn't

or he would have written it.

(

edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:53, archived)

Green Car Hat?

(

cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:32, archived)

captain wow?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:32, archived)

haha

(

cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)

the hedgehog can never be buggered at all?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)

What?

Who are you?

(

davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)

Nononono

who are you?

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:34, archived)

Hello Dave

Have you done any retro cars?

(

Pachey, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:35, archived)

~~retro~~ 8-colour

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:37, archived)

Like what?

(

davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:37, archived)

Oh something like a Ford Model A or T

pre-1950

(

Pachey, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:38, archived)

or that car the Flinststones went about in

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:40, archived)

Or a horse and carriage.

ask the local gentry...

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:42, archived)

Carson_Bawls?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)

Baldmonkey?

(

davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:34, archived)

dyaritchyleg?

he won't like it you know

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:34, archived)

I miss him

I even went to France to see if he was there

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:41, archived)

did you like it?

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:44, archived)

some kid burnt my neck

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:49, archived)

hehehehe

I miss him too, or do I miss taking the piss out of him?

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:54, archived)

I miss him too.

(

Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:01, archived)

what happened to him

did he finally get burned?

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:12, archived)

Crazy horses

Weaaa Weaaa

(

fuscous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:35, archived)

fucksocks?

(

spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:36, archived)

Reckless Rik

aicmfp

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:37, archived)

is it me?

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:37, archived)

don't be daft

It's me, obviously

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:38, archived)

You can't both be

Sparticus

(

cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:38, archived)

well, it isn't me

/shaggy

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:40, archived)

I'M BARRY SCOTTACUS

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:41, archived)

*squints*

ah, yes so it is.

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:39, archived)

Rob? :)

(

mutster101 fell over, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:38, archived)

Cap. mustang

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:38, archived)

That Cap. Mustang

don't take no sh*t from no one.

(

cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:39, archived)

Me!

No, him. It was a joke.

(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:39, archived)

TUTT?

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:39, archived)

Its me!

Except you made the hat too big and it makes the weasel/keyboard quite hard to see

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:40, archived)

The cap is normal size

You're just too small!

p.s. Hello

(

cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:43, archived)

Thats not what she said!

*cries*
'lo chief! Hows you?

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:45, archived)

Not bad

Pretty tired though. Moved house at the weekend which took ages. Nearly got crushed by a telly as well but managed to stop it with my shins!

(

cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:48, archived)

Nice one!

I can respect a man who'll put his shins in the firing line to save television.

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:50, archived)

I used to do Muay thai so my shins used to be quite tough. Not so more it seems though got big bruises on them.

(

cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:52, archived)

I hope Rik Waller wasn't on the telly at the time

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:51, archived)

(

Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:44, archived)

Hahaha!!

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:46, archived)

I wish I could click I like this

because I do :)

(

Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:51, archived)

hahahaha!

(

Damien's Hearse, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:56, archived)

damn, it's already taken!

b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=8777

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:09, archived)

This so deserves its own thread.

(creem all over your face, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:12, archived)

My effort for the compo

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:18, archived)

pffft... effort...

(

likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:26, archived)

haha :D

(

Cae1, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:43, archived)

Strawberry Fields

Noon all

(

cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:18, archived)

Cor!

*cracks open 'mergency crayons*

Woo!
Acers!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:19, archived)

carefull not to colour over the lines

you know what you're like when you get excited.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:20, archived)

*gets distracted by Thor*

*goes over lines*

Bah!
That was your fault!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:21, archived)

Are you boycotting MSN again?

'ning!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:31, archived)

*prints out*

*colours in*
*strays over the lines*
Waaaaaaaaaaah!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:19, archived)

very nice

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:19, archived)

Very nice

Makes me want to pull out a colouring book and some crayons.

(

Captain V, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:19, archived)

fucking yay!

this is superb and i want a poster like that!

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:19, archived)

I'm working on a background

Will post later...maybe

(

cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:20, archived)

can you add numbers and a colour index thingy

or they'll end up with orange faces, it'll look like a kilroy tribute band.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:25, archived)

as apposed to the original Kilroy band?

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)

Yeah

They're called Kilroy and the Silks

(

cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:30, archived)

I'd pay money to see that...

...so I could throw rocks and ethnic minorities at them.

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:32, archived)

good point

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:44, archived)

Who are they then?

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:19, archived)

the rolling stones you dummy!

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:20, archived)

Oh I see,

I thought it was Hank Marvin and the Shadows.

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:20, archived)

Busted? Hear-say?

dunno, some new-fangled tripe

it'll never catch on I tells ya

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:22, archived)

They're wearing those coats

it could be MCR

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:23, archived)

Massive Cancer Risk?

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:27, archived)

I'd hope so

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)

Mega Crab Race!

(

cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)

.... Makes cooler_king Randy!

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:30, archived)

mictoboy Craves Rabbits

(

cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:32, archived)

it's true

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)

~~raves~~ ocks

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:35, archived)

They're emos

look at the hair

(

cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:23, archived)

You are thick as a brick!*

Well done!

*what is a b3tan who used to make these kinds of things

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:21, archived)

Huh?

(

cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:23, archived)

b3ta.com/~thick%20as%20a%20brick

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:23, archived)

Ooooh

Thought i'd done something silly. Or this could be your cunning way of calling people thick as a brick!

I'm on to you!!

(

cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:25, archived)

well, yes

:)™

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:34, archived)

*cough*

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:25, archived)

I cannae hear it capt'n!

I have to save this for hometime

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)

Ah, The Jackson Four.

nice.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:23, archived)

Inside the drum there's the 5th member

(

cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:25, archived)

Eddie Jackson?

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:42, archived)

Old Eddie Jackson the forgotten Jackson

(

cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:44, archived)

I bet if they had the money and technology they would.

_{Quick and messy, too busy to do it properly}

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:02, archived)

Quick and messy can be good though

Like in this case :-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:03, archived)

in deed

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:05, archived)

Pssst

Notice my sig? Didja? Didja? *gleeeeeeeeees*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:11, archived)

how many points did you get?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:11, archived)

33 out of 35 on the theory

56 out of 75 on the 'video clicky thing'

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:13, archived)

o_o

That's exactly what I got too...

This means you'll make an excellent driver...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:14, archived)

But a terrible test taker

Sadly :-(

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:19, archived)

Just act like you know what you're doing...

it's as much about projecting confidence as anything else.

Mind you, I'm sure I'd fail if I had to re-take it....

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:24, archived)

i didn't do a video clicky thing

and i got 31 out of 35.

/driving for 10 years blog

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:15, archived)

Got my license in February 2001

I must pass this year. Must.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:18, archived)

I got 35/35

and 56/75 for clicky thing

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:22, archived)

Braw!

I never did theory . . . the bloke with the red flag just told me about not driving through Norfolk as people would think I'm a god . . .
yes, I'm old!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:16, archived)

pffft

how long you been driving?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:16, archived)

I've been driving for 19 years . . .

I should really pull over C]:0D
Arf!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:18, archived)

i've been driving for ten

le mans has nothing on us eh?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:22, archived)

Heh heh!

You still can't drive through Norfolk without someone making idols of you

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:17, archived)

'Ee be got FOIVE fingers on each 'and!

BURN 'IM!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:20, archived)

WOO!

you've got TGA down to a 'T

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:22, archived)

I've passed theory test twice

Once for cars and once for bikes .... SUCH a money-spinning pointless piece of piss ..... I never seem to get round to doing any actual driving tests though :/

Now I need to do the sodding theory tests AGAIN! grrr.

/didn't even bother starting to learn until well into thirties blog

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:17, archived)

i got 100% on my theory test

and i can't remember on my video-clicky thing

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:11, archived)

video clicky thing?

i didn't do a video clicky thing?
when did you pass your test?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:12, archived)

Video Clicky Thing = Hazard Perception

It's fairly new.

First person video clip of driving down the street, and look there are some kids playing football at the side of the road, and there! someone about to pull out of a junction without looking, causing you to brake and change your position on the carriageway so ... CLICK!

It's fairly shit.

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:25, archived)

oh no, you misunderstand flower

i know what it is i just assumed cos he's older
than me he would have passed his test before me,
before the video thing was brought in.
see?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:27, archived)

Oh I see

well it's still shit, so I stand by my scathing review ;)

70 quid to play the worst video game ever for about 5 minutes ... BAH!

;)

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:28, archived)

sounds awesome!

they should have them at arcades
;)

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:30, archived)

Aren't you the same age as me?

(

Pachey, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:13, archived)

i'm fractionally younger than you

what's your point?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:23, archived)

I didn't do a theory test

did you wait a long time to learn to drive?

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Pachey, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:24, archived)

theory test?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:16, archived)

car?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:17, archived)

theory test?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:17, archived)

oof

(pdjpdj, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:05, archived)

Never touched you!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:10, archived)

yes you did, I saw you

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:14, archived)

i didn't see

i'm not made of eyes!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:15, archived)

*looks in Mrs Trellis's case*

oh yeah

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:06, archived)

Oi! There's a charge for that!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:09, archived)

aye that'll be right

i've looked now anyway.
*wanders off smiling*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:11, archived)

Police! I've been robbed!

Or something. Too espresso'd to care too much.

*shakes*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:12, archived)

roll up roll up

ride* the bucking lady, 50p a go!

*straps a kid to your back*

*not like that you PERV!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:14, archived)

BoingBoingBoingBoingBoingBoingBoingBoing

BoingBoingBoingBoingBoingBoingBoingBoingBoingBoingBoingBoingBoingBoingBoingBoingBoingBoing

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:20, archived)

you get a full refund if your child vomits!

take it easy trelly that kid's going green

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:24, archived)

was it full of a bright yellow glow?

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:11, archived)

nope

it was full of pictures

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:11, archived)

Arf!

Why have they taken Mr.T's jewellery to the grave though?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:06, archived)

too busy to do it properly.

you make me puke, you with your bloody smart arse too much bloody talent showing off.

gaaah!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:08, archived)

archiologist find spade and open grave.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:10, archived)

It's funny cos you know they would

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Pachey, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:13, archived)

I recognise that meeting! Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:14, archived)

ROOOOOOOOOXAAAANE!

/bbc radio 2 blog

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likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:15, archived)

Please don't

Bastard in the office is 'singing' along

*stresses*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:21, archived)

hahaha

it's the best meeting source pic ever

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:15, archived)

health and safety should be informed of the faulty plug that the coloured gentleman has obviously been shocked from...

(

likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:15, archived)

why?

cos the black guy's standing?
RACIST!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:16, archived)

hahahahaha

It worries me how your mind works

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:20, archived)

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:25, archived)

pffft!

anayway, i'm off to bed chaps! goodnight and have a good rest of the day!

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:16, archived)

sleep tight.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:21, archived)

trouble is

they would go back far enough
cos they think the earth is only a few thousand years old
which means if they did go far enough back, they'd disprove themselves

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:22, archived)

They don't really believe it

They only need to make it credible to keep the peasants in line

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fuscous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:28, archived)

And on the seventh day...

...he skived off.

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:51, archived)

HAhahah!

WOoooo! *click*

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Cae1, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:52, archived)

Nowt wrong wi' sprouts

Click though :-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:53, archived)

There's everything wrong with sprouts...

*clicks Bad Horsey*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:55, archived)

Sprouts are lovely!

As is this pic!

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Monty Propps, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:59, archived)

No, there isn't

I like sprouts

*spanks Sonic*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:59, archived)

I HATE SPROUTS!

*assumes the position*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:02, archived)

*paddles raw*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:03, archived)

YEEHA!

i actually like sprouts!
fooled you

*can't sit down*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:04, archived)

Ow ow ow ow ooooo... actually...

but still, the sprouts make me feel a little ill.

It's not a personal thing, I need to maintain my pale, unhealthy complexion somehow, I choose to avoid veg...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:05, archived)

Oh dear

We at the Venn Diagram like our men to have healthy digestive systems.

You must be backed up like the M25 at rush hour.

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Pachey, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:10, archived)

Not at all...

All well and good thank you very much. An that might have been a slight exaggeration...

But seriously, sprouts as part of a healthy digestive system? I'd say the end results smell quite a long way from healthy...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:13, archived)

They are a healthy food

Full of vitamins and that.

And they don't make you trump if you have a healthy system. :)

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Pachey, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:16, archived)

Well I have to work with the examples provided me by others...

They may be healthy, but I'm a super-taster (high density of taste buds - and a massive tongue too).

I can't deal with sprouts. Spinach, carrots, tomatoes, spuds (obviously - the food of champions)... all fine, but not sprouts.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:21, archived)

ooh

i'm a super taster too!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:36, archived)

Yay!

It's a bugger when someone sneaks something you don't like into your food though....

I find cucumber one of the strongest flavours there is...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:57, archived)

thought you were referring to children there for a mo

nothing wrong with them either though, i'm sure

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:00, archived)

But I couldn't eat a whole one

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)

haha excellent!

*click*

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:54, archived)

Haaaahaaa

a LOL and a click

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pingless misunderstanding your banter on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:54, archived)

Hahaha!

'patch'!

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:55, archived)

There's been loads of really good posts today

Is it something in the water?

woo

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Pachey, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:55, archived)

There was espresso in mine

I'm now typing reallyreallyfast

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:56, archived)

This is fucking brilliant

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:55, archived)

sprouts are tasty!

you just don't know how to cook them;)
also, with no ginger gene beautiful women would be reduced by at least 87%

nonetheless 'tis most woo and clickworthy!

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:57, archived)

Does anybody else find it strange

That nigh on all ginger blokes are but ugly but ginger women are hot?

(

Captain V, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:59, archived)

I have met a fair few sexy ginger men

I believe the Captain also has had her share of fancying gingers.

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Pachey, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:03, archived)

I only know 2 ginger blokes well

One of them is very weird and a bit of a no go area (not that I'm attracted to men anyway) and the other is a bit childish and seems to have far more success with the ladies than somebody who dresses like a woman should.

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Captain V, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:09, archived)

that's because ginger men smell.

;)

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:06, archived)

Josh Homme?

The only one I can think of, admittedly.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:06, archived)

HOW VERY DARE YOU

*huffs*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:11, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

he's got a point though

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:13, archived)

Micto isn't ugly

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Pachey, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:15, archived)

harsh

(gingerchris I'm trying..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:23, archived)

Hm.

Cunt.

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Zuowan, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 21:15, archived)

Very nice

One thing is bugging me though: What fancy computer diary type software doobery is that? I've seen somebody using it before but can't remember where and it's doing my head in.

/usesarealdiary blog

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Captain V, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:58, archived)

Microsoft Outlook

It's a bit of a niche package.

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:00, archived)

Of course

I use gmail and could never be arsed to setup outlook as the web based thing is fine for me.

Explains why I recognised the interface but wasn't sure why.

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Captain V, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)

I think gmail has something similar

I find the outlook one very useful for work

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:02, archived)

Wouldn't suprise me

Coming from google.

I probably would too if I wasn't employed as a shopkeeper and a barman.

Can't wait to get back out to University again =[

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Captain V, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:05, archived)

Just looks like Outlook to me

2003?

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:00, archived)

Outlook

Does your "real" diary ping at you two days after you should have done something? Does it?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:00, archived)

It gives me paper cuts instead.

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Captain V, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:02, archived)

Ah, paper cuts

War wound of the office administrator

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:04, archived)

The scatterbrained student.

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Captain V, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:06, archived)

Good work!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:58, archived)

hahahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:00, archived)

haha!

inspired

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Mousing, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)

That is woo...

... but there is an off-switch for kiddies. It's a tad permanent, mind.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)

*clicks*

WIN!

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RarelyEvil, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)

Oh, so THAT is where

the off switch for kids is. I always wondered where it went :)

(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:14, archived)

This is the best I could come up with after lurking for 1 year and four months...

(Phillip O'Fish likes Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)

Me likey mucho!

Your name too... Have a click!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)

s'alright that :)

well done indeed

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)

it's better than i did.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:49, archived)

hahaha

ace

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:49, archived)

Simple

and super.

Welcome, lurker-no-more.

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Pachey, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:50, archived)

Good lord!

nice! :)

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:57, archived)

Haha!

*Click*

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Monty Propps, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:00, archived)

ooooooo

(jammietarts ..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)

First click of the day!

*wooyayclick*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:12, archived)

I already want it to be the weekend.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)

looks a tad like Father Jack when his beard is on his head

woo

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:43, archived)

it'll be rubbish

it'll rain

you'll get projectile diarrhea.

/notgoingblog

and WOO!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:45, archived)

I'm not going either

I'm from there, see. And I've been several billion times already.

The only way you'd get me there is if I was assured a tent made out of a hotel.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:51, archived)

kylie has that effect on me too.

and a sudden rush of blood to my

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:45, archived)

I'm not paying to see Diana Ross

She's evil.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:50, archived)

In communist Russia

Diana Ross pays to see you

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:51, archived)

In Communist Russia

The Joop comes in pints.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:52, archived)

who doesn't?

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:53, archived)

I don't.

I think the owners of said pints would be none-too impressed.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:58, archived)

bang goes my party trick then!

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:00, archived)

It goes bang?

I'd get that checked out if I were you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:03, archived)

Ugh, Joop

Guy comes into the office at least once a week wearing at least a gallon of the stuff. Makes me want to puke

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:55, archived)

My father likes it.

But then he like Farenheit as well.

Needless to say he's not allowed to choose his own aftershave.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:58, archived)

Also insane

Those two never go well together

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:51, archived)

No, never.

She's horrible- so 'OMG I'M ME' and sending perfectly useful people off to go and get her her gold plated water bottle filled with special water personally blessed by Das Pope.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:53, archived)

Ever seen Return to Me?

I'd give her tap water

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:54, archived)

Nope

What happen?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:58, archived)

Not funny for the telling really

Really horrible woman in a restaurant making a fuss about having to have bottled water, so the waitress goes to the sink, empties out a bottle and fills it from the tap

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:02, archived)

Heh

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:12, archived)

*air rages*

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:52, archived)

GAH

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:59, archived)

That's Diana Ross?

I thought it was a drag queen.

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Pachey, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:56, archived)

Show me the bit of the statement where you're wrong.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:59, archived)

Yay

When I went in 1999 Michael Eavis was the first person I spoke to there. He told me the best place to camp as well.

Nice guy.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:14, archived)

Laffternoon.

And after a long absence, our favourite russian blob returns.
It's raining heavily today and Vladimir has his favourite communist
umbrella up, beating away the raindrops of capitalist oppression.
He is tasked with waiting here till something interesting happens.

That could be some time.
What're you lot up to today in the meantime?

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:40, archived)

heehee

that is cute & cool all in one

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)

Hehe & woo

im constantly refreshing the b3ta board and wondering how i opened 10 internet explorers in the space of 1 hour..
Vladamir looks bored!

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Cae1, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:43, archived)

Answer the question..

What are you doing?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:45, archived)

he's being special

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:45, archived)

YOU MUST ANSWER TOO!

IT'S IN THE RULES!
THE RUUULLLESSSSS!

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)

have you had too much coffee?

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:49, archived)

That, or not enough.

It's hard to tell.

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:51, archived)

Well..

im constantly refreshing the b3ta board and wondering how i opened 10 internet explorers in the space of 1 hour..because im ill. which means i get to do stupid stuff like that.

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Cae1, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:50, archived)

hope you feel better soon

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:50, archived)

Thanks.

but being ill is fun. it means i get to spend alllll day with you guys :) ~~muhahahaha~~

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Cae1, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:54, archived)

Heya Grimmie!

I'm sorting out ~~next years dissertation/house/current workload~~ Turret defense

How're you?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:44, archived)

Booorreeddd..

Last day of work before my holiday.
My American ladyfriend is flying over to England to come visit.
She'll arrive tomorrow at 7am - So I'm just wasting today away.

I got all of my work done Friday.
Dum de dum.

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:47, archived)

Yays!

is she your special ladyfriend, or a friend lady?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)

Many speshuls.

Many many many :D

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:49, archived)

ah that explains the hyperness ;)

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:50, archived)

Yes indeed.

/Long distance relationship blog

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:52, archived)

See I just moved to the country of my love

As I'm a Dutchie. Have been stuck in the UK for 5 years now o.0 time goes fast.

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:08, archived)

Yays!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:51, archived)

zomg! im now addicted to that game,...

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Cae1, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:11, archived)

Ha ha - raindrops of capitalist oppression

I just had a slice of hummingbird cake. :)

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Pachey, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:45, archived)

i am sitting in my room being VERY bored and a bit warm

and obsessing over annoying people that i wish would just GO AWAY.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:46, archived)

i wish i was a bit warm

glasgow weather's rubbish

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)

glasgow is rubbish

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:49, archived)

eating my lunch
writing emails
listening to "Movement in Still Life" by BT
trying to think of something cool to put on the 4 monitors on my desk today
writing this reply

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:46, archived)

My friend just bought an MP3 player because of you

Sony should put you on commission.

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Pachey, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:49, archived)

*is chuffed*

:D

if anyone at Sony wants to send me lots of free stuff like a new Vaio, PS3 Goodies, tasty MP3 player then please do...

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:50, archived)

Send them an email

You never know.

She only got hers cos she liked mine so much and I only got mine cos of you.

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Pachey, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:54, archived)

Slowly weeding out the wrongness from my codez

and considering my lunch.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:09, archived)

It's all gone a bit Tharg's

Click for bigger, colour Future Shock.

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:40, archived)

love it

very very good

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)

that is really good

I like *click*

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)

now this

i am liking

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)

Excellent!

most impressive...

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likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:43, archived)

this i like a lot.

clickedy click.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:44, archived)

awww thats really kinda sad

/sniff

I got something in my eye

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:44, archived)

Queeqam Blag!

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:47, archived)

That's really nice

Quite a departure from your usual stuff (which is also good but in a totally different way).

clickety clickness

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Pachey, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:47, archived)

Why

thankyou!

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:52, archived)

woo yay houpla and indeed panowie!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)

nice

*clicks*

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:49, archived)

Fucking brilliant

Espeshally the colour one.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:58, archived)

dun-dun-daaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Lovely future-shockery.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:00, archived)

This is the ace

Especially so in colour!

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Monty Propps, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)

i like this a lot

this should win imho

thanks

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:04, archived)

Excellent.

I was waiting for a tonnage of punnage but it didnt come. Which makes it even betterer.

Dont worry guys. They didnt all die. Some became birds.

That is, they became self obsessed, insecure shopaholics with big fat arses.

*runs*

(Mazrim, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:10, archived)

Tharg

Would be proud.

(Bazamataz, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:15, archived)

love it

made me chuckle and shed a little tear :'(

(Scotteh, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:32, archived)

That is fookin' exceptional!

Well done sir!

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Beastie is doing science with his arse, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:11, archived)

wow

have a woo and a click, 'cos that is very very nicely done

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)

WOW

Very Tharg! Excelllent!

(upside frown has got that thing stuck up there again..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 23:40, archived)

that's quite a sad tale!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 0:52, archived)

The picture isn't the subject

Hello, I was just wondering what animation package people use / think is good. I'm stuck with Adobe Image ready (which is poo)

Here is a picture of a parachuting squirrel as payment for any advice given. Thanks

(ScrewYouHippy, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:31, archived)

i use imageready, and i think it's pretty good

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:31, archived)

/\ this

been using image freddy for years...better than any other gif animation software like ulead...

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MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)

i lke ulead

hasn't got much in the way of tools but the anim/optimisation bit's a piece of piss.
i use tatty shop for the messing around and then import it.
must try to get the hang of image ready though, but it confuses me.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)

tbh i use photoshop to do everything except the actual animation

i get all my layers and stuff ready first, so that in imageready all i do is set frame rates and do tweens

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)

oh dear....

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likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)

edit: i use image ready/photoshop...

AND ITS DODGY!

YEAH YOU HEARD ME! DODGY!

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likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)

what sort of animations do you want to use it for?

I use imageready and find it great

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)

I dunno,

I just find it hard to believe that IR is the only alternative out there... Maybe I'm just rubbish with it...

(ScrewYouHippy, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)

there's plenty of alternatives out there

imageready is pretty good though

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)

Hmm, okay

*goes off to play with Image Ready.. In the road*

Thanks

(ScrewYouHippy, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)

nah I don't like it either.

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)

try UnFreez

then you'll like oven ready!
Hahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:39, archived)

If you don't like imageready

then you are in for some disappointment regarding the competition unless you have a few quid to spend.
You'll need flash professional 8 or CS3 but if you want better than imageready then you want Avid Xpress studio.

You might look at metacreations but that's up to you.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:04, archived)

Image Ready is pretty good once you get used to it

I used to use animation shop, but IR is much more betterer

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)

I use Image ready and Jasc animation shop

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)

Macromedia Fireworks!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)

lovely hat!

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)

Wow

in retrospect, mine could have been way more complex

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)

mine was just the cloning section for ages

but it looked wrong with the bunny just falling off the end of the conveyer, so I added the furnace and generator for added perpetual motion bonus

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)

haha!

thats amazing! and so is yours keyboard

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Cae1, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)

bunny!

yay

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Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)

Ahhh, now there's a thought...

nice one

(ScrewYouHippy, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)

i use ulead gif animator

old blokes like me can understand it,it's in jumbo print.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)

I use Photoshop and do each frame individually

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Pachey, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)

for simple animations from photoshop layers IR is fine

if a little clunky. i used it for most of my old stuff.

For scaling/rotation flash is better, but i still use IR for optimising gifs

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mutated monty, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)

those squirrels need trickery to outwit..

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:39, archived)

this is wonderful

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:43, archived)

that is nuts!

*runs and hides*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:47, archived)

snort

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:10, archived)

ha ha ha

2nd click of today
*Wooyayclick*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:16, archived)

Adobe Image Ready is great

if a little awkward to get your head around at first.

To be honest, every single animation package out there is going to be awkward to get your head around at first - there is no realy easy option.

You might want to try Flash (which also gives you the option of making longer movies with sound too) but if you do, I highly recommend getting a beginners book. Flash is great, but it can be a complete headfuck.

Regardless of what I animate in though, everything I make involves Imageready at some point. If only for the fantastic optimisation options.

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:46, archived)

your anim wins the internets!

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)

this is rather splendid

and sound advise too boot.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)

pfft!

how very bizarre

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mutated monty, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:53, archived)

Fireworks

Still learning it, but finding it good so far, especially where you want to have transparency...

Having said that, I made this in imageready...

(Dr Funkenstein - back in the civilised world, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:50, archived)

GIMP!

(pdjpdj, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:09, archived)

I'm sure it was done...

...last night, but I was pissed as a fart! Do forgive me...

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Ninj, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:29, archived)

i saw this this morning

and i have no idea what it is

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:31, archived)

Dec, former Cambodian dictator, Ant

The final of a generic phone-in 'talent' show was last night and some bloke won by singing Nessun Dorma because of course that hasn't been done before.

*yawns*

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Pachey, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)

I really liked the mary poppins girls, bessie cursons or something.

And story wise that break dance group would've been a good example for kids to show them you can turn your life around for the better.

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)

I wanted to throw stones at that annoying little girl

bloody stage school kids.

Yeah, the breakdancers were fun, they looked like a proper community project.

er... not that I watched any of it...

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Pachey, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:39, archived)

the older of the two annoying girls was REALLY annoying, I'm taking bets on her being in rehab by the time she's 18? any takers?

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:45, archived)

I'd say 15

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Pachey, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:46, archived)

there was a 'popular' talent contest on the television

like X-factor but with more then singers.

the winner was a bloke called paul potts, he sung opera, his name sounds like 'pol pot' the name adopted by Saloth Sar, the former leader of the Khmer Rouge and prime minister of Cambodia.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)

huh

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:31, archived)

yes

www.b3ta.com/board/7306189

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)

either i saw this exact image first thing this morning or...

..oh mind pisssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)

*BASH*

*EDIT*

Site of former Mental Hospital opposite my house

uk.geocities.com/huddnhsrf/64shh.jpg

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:22, archived)

Arf!

Those drums are going to get BATtered.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)

lovely!

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:24, archived)

this is the very reason I invented the internet*

_{*may not have actually invented the internet}

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:26, archived)

aceness

my first ever anim was a cat playing the drums
it was SHITE, so have this:

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:27, archived)

in that case have this, agaaaaaaaaain.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:29, archived)

oh my, yes

what a paradiddle!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:31, archived)

i have no idea what a paradiddle is

but i'm sure it's a corker

i would also like to add woos to all the drumming images above.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)

right-left-right-right-left-right-left-left

Repeat. Forever.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:20, archived)

top wooness! he has all the skills

and the winner of the animal drummer of the year goes to this chap...

...unless there is a more skilled one of course...

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)

i keep meaning to add a background

and nick the base drum thingy vibration idea.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)

'Lo everyone, I bring you disturbed imagery.

I'm re-designing my site I'll be using this as a menu base.

Clickie here for bigger

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:05, archived)

Verrrrry nice.

Makes me think of Silent Hill a lot- have you played it?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:07, archived)

yup

well, technically Wastedindustry plays it and I'm hiding behind a duvey ;)
I love games like that, but my imagination is too strong which stops me from playing it (ie getting seriously stressed).

And I love abandoned insane asylums

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:10, archived)

Your last sentence just proved you're brilliant.

I've been wanting to visit one for years.

(my manwife is obsessed with sIlent Hill- to the point of owning the DVDs about the making of, the original Japanese book about it....everything. It's so sad.)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)

One just around the corner from me

and out back theres also a BIO Hazard area where they buried all the yellow fever victims

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:15, archived)

Crikey...

Well if that's not asking for a game to be set there I don't know what is...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:16, archived)

I'm going to see if I can get into it to take some photo's some time.

I hear the security guards arn't too bad and sometimes turn a blind eye if you unofficially let them know you want a wee look around.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:17, archived)

wish we had that

we are going to sneak into north bristol baths at some point.

there is an empty asylum near, but it has cctv, guard dogs, barbed wire fences and guards.

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:21, archived)

Good luck :)

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:24, archived)

It's amusing how an empty building has more security than most full ones

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Pachey, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:26, archived)

Oooooooh

There was an old abandoned hospital near me, but that's been torn down now (spoilsports)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:17, archived)

This place

used to be (burned down now, apparently) near where I used to live

Went up there once or twice as kids, doing the whole "AAARGARGWTFGHOSTS!!" thing, y'know

mhenson.users.btopenworld.com/

Atmopsherically cool. I love the pictures of the place

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The Neville What what what, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)

Scotland has some great buildings

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)

hahaha I love how all the furniture has been thrown out of the windows.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:26, archived)

haha, yeah

One of them was probably my fault!

(although probably not. I don't like overly disturbing places like that. Not 'cos of ghosts or owt like. I just like preserving history)

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The Neville What what what, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:28, archived)

4th one down has serious Blair Witching going on

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:27, archived)

anything

with biohazard signs on it is worth looking at

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:19, archived)

And welcome to my kitchen

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)

mine is sparkly clean

you can tell i'm a girly

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)

Me too

I really wish I could fly out to the states, they have the best derelict asylums I've ever seen.

This site www.opacity.us/ has the best collection of urban exploration photography. Mainly hospitals and asylums.

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:17, archived)

Wowzers

I'd love to do that...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:24, archived)

Japanese storm drain system

www.g-cans.jp/intro/07photo/index.html

Not abandoned, but hella cool.

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The Neville What what what, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)

that is very cool

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)

www.abandoned-places.com/

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:19, archived)

www.28dayslater.co.uk

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:24, archived)

I wondered if anyone was gonna post that link.

That's definitely the best UK-based site/community for this kind of thing.

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:28, archived)

I have pretty decent pics taken for there of a massive old glassworks that was being demolished.
Pearoast teim?

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)

That game gave me the shits

far too scary

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:14, archived)

There's a great bar in Tokyo

which I'm unable to give any details of as Google is being crap, it's called "Breakout" or "Lockdown" or something (in Japanese obviously)

It's split into lots of little rooms like cells in an asylum, with barred doors and such. the drinks come in test tubes, with dry ice, all kinds of stuff, and the waitresses are all dressed in PVC nurses uniforms (!!)

Then every once in a while, they have a "breakout", where the asylum inmates are staging an escape - sirens blare, lights go out, the cell doors all lock, and men in hockey masks wielding chainsaws etc come running down the corridors, grabbing people through cell doors, all sorts, with the nurses chasing them etc. A few minutes later and they report situation normal again, back to your chemistry set of shots...

totally amazing and crazy place, wish I could find some more details on it. Lazyweb, can you help me? :)

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fross Read your email on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)

That sounds fab ! :)

although if you happened to be under the influence of something it might freak you out a bit :/

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Xkimo was at work on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)

it certainly did O_O

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fross Read your email on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:53, archived)

Have you found the name ? wouldn't mind being freaked out by that

Google is not being my friend and i'm certainly not going to start searching for Nurses + PVC + Tokyo through a clients proxy :)

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Xkimo was at work on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:04, archived)

It's called Alcatraz E.R.

The website is at alcatraz.hy-system.com/

:-)

EDIT: Review with pictures at gaijintonic.wordpress.com/tag/bar-reviews/

(martin_e, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:10, archived)

you're are a star

well found :)

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Xkimo was at work on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:12, archived)

No probs

... shame the PVC nurse picture count is so low though. :-(

(martin_e, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:17, archived)

well found!

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fross Read your email on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:49, archived)

Oooo... Very Silent Hill....

I rate like that... have you got anything in a similar vein that could be used for desktoppage?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:07, archived)

I do.

If you gaz me your e-mail I'll send it to you.

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)

Done...

*excited*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:15, archived)

send

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)

This looks absolutely Grade-A awesome full screen.

I am all of the happy. :)

Thngyousoverymuch!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:29, archived)

No problem

I'm glad you like it!

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:39, archived)

Mmm sexy.

Is that a face on the back wall?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:08, archived)

It's not supposed to be

but now you've mentioned it, it does look that way in the small version

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)

i like that

very silent hill-ish.

how's it going to look on the site?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)

At the moment I've only got the title up there. this will go under that and I'll add text links in the walls, but in a way so it looks like it's been scratched in.

Not sure if it'll work or be efficient, but it was fun making this anyway.

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:14, archived)

It's nice but I don't understand where the menu's going to go

Hope you feel better today.

[edit] never mind, you just said. Look forward to seeing it.

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Pachey, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:15, archived)

hey you

I'm a bit better thanks :) hopefully I'll get to do your drawing in the next few days.

Are you well?

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:29, archived)

Glad to hear it

I am fine thank you, bit tired after weekend of partying and suchlike.

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Pachey, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)

same here, too much whiskey

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:47, archived)

hello B_E!

glad to see you, hope you are feeling well

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:15, archived)

suprisingly I'm ok

and that after the huge amount of whiskey I've consumed on Saturday.

How are you?

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:24, archived)

hurrah

i have a headache :(

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:29, archived)

*gives painkillers*

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:40, archived)

that's appealing

nice one!
The old hospital in Hudds (Storthes Hall) opposite where I live now, used to be a massive sprawling complex, but there's only one building left "standing" now- heavily fenced (with holes) The local scallies have infitrated, torn off all the doors, graffitied the walls and just generally trashed it

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:19, archived)

I hate it when they vandalize buildings

I just want to snoop around and find stuff like old medical equipment, tools, blood samples, meds etc *is sinister*

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:45, archived)

ooo...creepy :)

looks like torture just went on

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:19, archived)

walk three steps forward

pick up the key

talk to the gatekeeper

tis nice though

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)

I went for the distressed look on my site too.

www.markta.co.uk

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:35, archived)

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