I made this stencil in photoshop, now im stuck.
I cant find a printing software that does tiling without watermarks or annoying gaps, can somebody tell me a good one please?
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:23,
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I cant find a printing software that does tiling without watermarks or annoying gaps, can somebody tell me a good one please?
well, you'd have to tile it by hand, but it wouldn't take long
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:29,
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rasterbator works well, but why stencil that fuckwad?
p.s. he looks like a an ape... maybe Gailon Totheroh
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:26,
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p.s. he looks like a an ape... maybe Gailon Totheroh
most printers will leave a border as not many domestic printers do edge to edge printing.
most printers will have a tiling thing built into their driver, but again printing wont; be edhe to edge.
also goof got 'Rasterbator' which is quite good, print A4 on A3 and trim to fit.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:27,
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most printers will have a tiling thing built into their driver, but again printing wont; be edhe to edge.
also goof got 'Rasterbator' which is quite good, print A4 on A3 and trim to fit.
ha ha, I spit tea into my ash tray, now my ciggie is all wet!
Edit: ooh but it does now contain a mixture that makes a nice polish
/spilt it on the desk blog
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:32,
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/spilt it on the desk blog
*Waves to the neighbour who is hastily getting his washing in*
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TJ!
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/6250184.stm
possibly glasscock but OH MY GOD PLEASE NO don't legitimise the rape of a beautiful language.
The day that the official spelling becomes "butiful" will be a sad day indeed.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:20,
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possibly glasscock but OH MY GOD PLEASE NO don't legitimise the rape of a beautiful language.
The day that the official spelling becomes "butiful" will be a sad day indeed.
childrens literacy will improve
if they are taught to fucking spell and read and write
FOR THE CHILDREN FOR THE CHILDREN!!!
What complete crap.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:31,
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FOR THE CHILDREN FOR THE CHILDREN!!!
What complete crap.
argh!
This makes me angry on many different levels!
Not least because they are slaughtering a decent language to bring the bar closer to the chavish prole!
(sorry if you're a chavish prole)
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:43,
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Not least because they are slaughtering a decent language to bring the bar closer to the chavish prole!
(sorry if you're a chavish prole)
so why bother?
the country can not run itself, we need a b3tan uprissing!
Who's with me!
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 18:03,
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Who's with me!
as a dyslexic student of literature i find this disturbing
i can't spell for shit, but thats what spell-check and the dictionary were invented for.
These people are just bored sociologists with nothing better to ruin.
*edit* and incredible tolerance for idiocy
**edit edit** ROFL just noticed that the sociologist is blaming 'spelling' for the rise in single parent numbers....
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:52,
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These people are just bored sociologists with nothing better to ruin.
*edit* and incredible tolerance for idiocy
**edit edit** ROFL just noticed that the sociologist is blaming 'spelling' for the rise in single parent numbers....
It takes at least twice as long to read that text in the stupid spelling.
Fuck the children (not literally), I only care about my own ability to read. If they're too thick to learn to read, that's their fault.
And "moast"? That's making it harder to spell.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 18:02,
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And "moast"? That's making it harder to spell.
But then it would be pronounced "bootiful"
The phonetic alphabet would have to change as well, we'd actually end up with MORE letters to make a "u" either a "oo" or a "ew" or a "eau" or whatver sound. We'd end up with more accents on vowels. If anything it would just make things more complicated.
Sounds to me like a dyslexic person got bullied at school for being unable to spell and is now trying to make the whole world like her. While we're at it let's force feed Big Macs to skinny people.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 18:02,
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Sounds to me like a dyslexic person got bullied at school for being unable to spell and is now trying to make the whole world like her. While we're at it let's force feed Big Macs to skinny people.
Spelling reform rears its ugly head now and again
and there are many very sound but rather dull linguistical type reasons why it is a load of cock and won't work
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 18:10,
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I think the main reason
is that it's a load of cock and won't work
:D
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 18:19,
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:D
You may be a grammer Nazi
but you're obviously not a spelling Nazi.
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Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:29,
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Soviet X
Edit: oh its there now, ha ha you crazy loon thats ace!
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:09,
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For some reason I can't see it on the board.
But I can see it as a separate picture. So er try that.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:22,
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I keep having this problem with firefox these days
I have to keep copying the link location into ie.
Its getting to the point that I'm considering switching back *COUGH* to ie.
Edit: is it always just that the links are wrong?
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:43,
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Its getting to the point that I'm considering switching back *COUGH* to ie.
Edit: is it always just that the links are wrong?
I never have any problem like that
with Firefox.
Al though, interestingly, there is an IE tab plugin - so you can view IE-only stuff from within Firefox.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:49,
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Al though, interestingly, there is an IE tab plugin - so you can view IE-only stuff from within Firefox.
things like this make me sad
it's no way to fade out of this world
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 18:04,
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No its a crack team commando strike unit
that cartwheel everywhere
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:12,
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B3tards is our friend...
...As long as you remember your login ;)
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 18:01,
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I only wish ...
i bloody knew why it disappears when i click refresh??
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:29,
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haahahaha!
mm? what's that noise?
THE FEDS! THEY'RE AT THE DOOR! RUN!!!!!!!
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:34,
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THE FEDS! THEY'RE AT THE DOOR! RUN!!!!!!!
Don't be so hard on yourself
Somebody will love you for who you are!
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 18:03,
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What is funny?
The photoshoppers head on the end of a rancid stick of salami.
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thanks for the latest in a long series of l-plate lectures.
now fuck off and get a sense of humour, you sad twat.
super pic up there, by the way.
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Thu 12 Jul 2007, 6:27,
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super pic up there, by the way.
Hahah - excellent.
In one of those odd coincidences, I happened to browse across 'Wayland Smithy' just yesterday on wikipedia. I'd never heard the name before yesterday, and now I see it in use less than 24 hours later. Innit creepy when that happens? I'll probably see a pub called "The Wayland Smithy" on the way home now...
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Make sure you get my good side
Just kidding
all my sides are good
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:10,
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all my sides are good
That looks like all kinds of fun!
I really love this outfit too.
www.flickr.com/photos/causticarmadillo/481352252/in/set-72157600009976700/
tres sexy!~
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:07,
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www.flickr.com/photos/causticarmadillo/481352252/in/set-72157600009976700/
tres sexy!~
After Working in a womens clothes shop for a while
and dealing with shoes a lot, I find myself going, "they are pretty" or "Phwoar sexy shoes"
I fear I am going fruity.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:11,
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I fear I am going fruity.
Nah, just ultrasexy.
Men that can appreciate shoes are few and far between. Manwife's getting the hang of it.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:13,
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One of my bosses asked me what a certain pair of steletoes said to me
Back PVC with a steel heal, I said to me they say
"Dave I don't want your children just yet, but I sure as hell want to practice making them lots"
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:15,
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"Dave I don't want your children just yet, but I sure as hell want to practice making them lots"
Fuck yes.
what do these say? They're red, by the way.
www.flickr.com/photos/captwow/553595300/
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:18,
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www.flickr.com/photos/captwow/553595300/
"ow my skin is falling off due to all the glitter rubbing against it"
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:20,
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Nice
Quite lovely Captain. I've a pair just like them only they aren't red, or glittery, or platforms. Guess they really aren't just like them...
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:50,
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Hmmm.
"he got all mad me and started crying all hot and angsty (rnt sensitve bi guyz so hot)."
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:17,
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what the hell does that say?
did you copy and paste it from myspace?
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:19,
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Well...
'“R u gonna cum rape me or what.” I yelled. I was allowed to say dat...since he was a pedo.
'“No, actshelly kan I plz burrow sum condemns.” he growld angrily.'
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:25,
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'“No, actshelly kan I plz burrow sum condemns.” he growld angrily.'
have you tied sex with a man?
how do you know you don't like it?
i'm sure there is a friend who will be willing to help you.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:21,
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how do you know you don't like it?
i'm sure there is a friend who will be willing to help you.
No
and my answer to the "how do you know you don't like it if you havent tried it?" Question that my gay friends do ask is as follows:
I've never tried pulling my eyeballs out using a red hot poker while slowly sliding down a spike that has been inserted into my ass and is working its way through my internal organs towards my brain. But I have this strange feeling that I won't like.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:31,
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I've never tried pulling my eyeballs out using a red hot poker while slowly sliding down a spike that has been inserted into my ass and is working its way through my internal organs towards my brain. But I have this strange feeling that I won't like.
I'll pass on all the compliments to my models, folks :)
(am not a lady, nor do I appear anywhere but behind the camera)
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:41,
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Really pretty dress
Nice shoes, too.
I might've missed the point.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:12,
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I might've missed the point.
mmmmm
Lovely shoes! Nice dress too. A bit longer dress and I'd wear it.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:15,
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no reason, just tiredness and need the energy of cake
Reading the newsletter about breathaireans....
I might become an eatCakien...
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:02,
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Reading the newsletter about breathaireans....
I might become an eatCakien...
Mmmm Cake.
Had a slice of Greek coconut cake the other day. Tasty.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:11,
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breathaireans are cool!
tho their leaders eat
that's why they don't starve to death, like many of their cult members
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:32,
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that's why they don't starve to death, like many of their cult members
YES, CUM AGAIN, OKAY!?
do you have a problem with my puerile humour!?!?!
:)
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:05,
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:)
Fuck! I nearly coughed my guts up at that
Laughing.
Busy boy! Amphetamines?
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:27,
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Busy boy! Amphetamines?
Trucker's Authentic
Country Style Jizz™
Available now, from your local store
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:57,
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Available now, from your local store
its supposed to be his
"dinner dinner dinner dinner, dinner dinner dinner dinner, Bat Man" T-shirt what he made.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:59,
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ah fucksticks
70% of my posts last night contained placenta
FACT!
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:54,
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FACT!
is that because you watched that BBC programme all about
THIS BABY IS GOING TO DIE, amazing thing happens and now it's OK
NOW THIS BABY IS GOING TO DIE, amazing thing happens and now it's OK
NOW THIS BABY IS GOING TO DIE, amazing thing happens and now it's OK
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:59,
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NOW THIS BABY IS GOING TO DIE, amazing thing happens and now it's OK
NOW THIS BABY IS GOING TO DIE, amazing thing happens and now it's OK
The miracle of life...
but wait, it's surely going to die...
but wait...
ad infinitum.
The CGI was shit too, but I enjoyed the shots of a baby trying to use its little arms to lever itself out from the crippling embrace of its fat mum's twat.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:02,
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but wait...
ad infinitum.
The CGI was shit too, but I enjoyed the shots of a baby trying to use its little arms to lever itself out from the crippling embrace of its fat mum's twat.
is that the one that goes
me me me me me me me me me me
me me me me me me me me me me
me me me me me me me me me me
*photo of me*
me me me me me me me me me me
me me me me me me me me me me
me me me me me me me me me me
*photo of placenta with me next to it*
me me me me me me me me me me
me me me me me me me me me me
me me me me me me me me me me
*poop*
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:03,
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me me me me me me me me me me
me me me me me me me me me me
*photo of me*
me me me me me me me me me me
me me me me me me me me me me
me me me me me me me me me me
*photo of placenta with me next to it*
me me me me me me me me me me
me me me me me me me me me me
me me me me me me me me me me
*poop*
remind me never to have dinner at your place.
or to insist on the impala sausages.
nice blog by the way.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:59,
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or to insist on the impala sausages.
nice blog by the way.
I would've drawn a second pic with her arcing back.......
.....but it's too near home-tyme.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:52,
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They do seem to be big enough to have their own gravitational field, don't they?
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:57,
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aww
i miss your old pin-ups with vaguely believable breasts :(
[edit: Only vaguely believable mind. This for example: www.collectedcurios.com/Bikini_Beach_Party.jpg ]
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:27,
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[edit: Only vaguely believable mind. This for example: www.collectedcurios.com/Bikini_Beach_Party.jpg ]
Paintball for metrosexuals
(and transsexual dwarves apparently)
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:48,
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(and transsexual dwarves apparently)
Ok, you are officially a genius.
Also, I love anything Arnie related.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:49,
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if by video-to-gif machine
you mean penis, then no, that fell off years ago
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:51,
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I went to a pub on Saturady night
and I must admit,it did smell a lot better!
yay for the smoking ban.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:50,
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yay for the smoking ban.
The pub I went to on saturday smelt of
BO and cheap air freshner.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:55,
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Well I thought I wouldn't have to do this again
But here are Zoo and Nuts nickery. The new Zoo page now no longer features any comment about
using b3ta stuff, It looks like they're now expecting people to crop and send other people's
stuff for them.
As usual loads of b3ta stuff, sans tags and usual both links are in my profile.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:38,
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using b3ta stuff, It looks like they're now expecting people to crop and send other people's
stuff for them.
As usual loads of b3ta stuff, sans tags and usual both links are in my profile.
I VOTE WE ALL HAVE A FORTNIGHT OFF B3TA
/capslock
and don't do any decent or topical pics
that'll fuck 'em
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:40,
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and don't do any decent or topical pics
that'll fuck 'em
HAHAHAHA
Get rob etc to do a 'fuck you EMAP' compo!
Cheers for the support.
EDIT: Even better a 'use all your own sources' compo so they're screwed copyrightwise.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:40,
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Cheers for the support.
EDIT: Even better a 'use all your own sources' compo so they're screwed copyrightwise.
i like your edit
but EVERY pic has to comply, otherwise they'll just nick the stragglers
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:42,
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sort of like law of the wild
David Attenborough whispery narration..
DB: "and now, here we see the Emap lion, hungry for an editorial. Most of the herd of b3tans ahead are strong and fit, using their copyrighted source images, but sooner or later, a n00b or someone else will forget and use an untagged, un-copyrighted image".
"yes - the Emap lion spots one and goes in for the kill. He's got the image between its teeth - the b3tan squeals for the herd, but it's too late. The b3tan is just another piece of spam"
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:47,
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DB: "and now, here we see the Emap lion, hungry for an editorial. Most of the herd of b3tans ahead are strong and fit, using their copyrighted source images, but sooner or later, a n00b or someone else will forget and use an untagged, un-copyrighted image".
"yes - the Emap lion spots one and goes in for the kill. He's got the image between its teeth - the b3tan squeals for the herd, but it's too late. The b3tan is just another piece of spam"
whatcha building your frankencomputer out of Prod?
bits of old toasters and things?
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:50,
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like a real mommy
but more efficient
edit: and what these piss-stained folk down there said
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:42,
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edit: and what these piss-stained folk down there said
An "Eco-mommy" is an ecologically sound mother.
edit: Curses!
Also: "I rent back to the skull (geddit skull koz im goffik n I like deth)"
Translation: "I went back to the Skull (get it? - 'Skull' because I am gothic and I like Death"
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:43,
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Also: "I rent back to the skull (geddit skull koz im goffik n I like deth)"
Translation: "I went back to the Skull (get it? - 'Skull' because I am gothic and I like Death"
Sorry, nothing. It was a non-sequiteur. I'll stop posting quotes now, promise!
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:02,
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who calls her daugther "galadriel moonchild",
forces her to eat compost and to wear jumpers made from boar bristles
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:50,
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not really no
it's like not having a telly cos there are thieves in the area
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:42,
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thieves?!
what
*destroys telly*
hah! that'll show those bastards
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:59,
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*destroys telly*
hah! that'll show those bastards
I've had it tattooed on me cock, it says..
THISISYOURPASSWORDDONOTFORGETITEVERAGAINBECAUSETHATWOULDBEREALLYREALLYSTUPIDYOUDUMBASS
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:46,
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When it's small it says
THISISYOURDUMBASS
(or when he's in the pool it just says TS)
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:50,
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(or when he's in the pool it just says TS)
Then I demand you provide me with books.
Hang on.
I don't do either of those things.
Can I stay?
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:41,
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I don't do either of those things.
Can I stay?
Two actually:P
EDIT: No I found on top if a cupboard in a certain dorm, teh bash printer.:P
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:46,
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Haven't tried
It was a antique daisy wheel that Wow, Dixon and I found by a bin on the way to the bash:)
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:53,
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It wasn't mine in the first place!
Dixon found it, and insisted on taking it with us. I had nothing to do with it.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:54,
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you did
on the way to the hostel
pissedup you insisted we retain it
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:55,
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pissedup you insisted we retain it
BOOTY!
I can't remember any of this, I'm so embarrassed. Sounds like I was a right handful.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:57,
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I notice the 'Open your chortle cheque books and make us rich with laughter' line
Openly admitting to using other's work for their own gain?
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:42,
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We should all do something really cunning that makes them stop nicking pics from b3ta.
I've no idea what though.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:49,
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Actually
What we should do if we can't identify the winning pic as a b3tan's work, we should take it in turns to pretend it's ours and claim the prizes!
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:55,
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I assume
somebody's already taken the "Nuts" logo and shopped it to say "Cunts"?
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:49,
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Zoo have left the tag on 'benny hills love child's' one.
and they haven't stolen any of mine.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:51,
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and they haven't stolen any of mine.
I found out today
That he is actually an old flat mate on TGA.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:54,
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'lo
zoo have nicked one of your pictures, i assume they asked you permission before they used it.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:02,
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Bastards still haven't nicked any of mine
Now how am I meant to be simultaneously indignant yet flattered?
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:34,
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you are all wrong
if I was going to be born a Girl my mame decided on the name of 'Karen'
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:34,
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I don't know what my boy's name would have been
They hadn't chosen one.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:36,
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My slightly odd name
is a result of me not being a boy as expected, so they mangled the chosen boy's name into the less common girl's version
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:38,
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I'm hyperventillating as I type!!
Thanks for not keeping that to yourself, m'lovely!
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:51,
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Dear Mr Damocles
It appears you seem to be using too much hummus.You have far exceeded your hummus use this week.
I am asking to send all unused hummus my way please, for I have absolutley none at the moment.
Yours hopefully
Mstandot
P.S woo and click
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:29,
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I am asking to send all unused hummus my way please, for I have absolutley none at the moment.
Yours hopefully
Mstandot
P.S woo and click
trust me,
once my hummus runs dry, it's never coming back. I've been like this before - a rush of hummus, followed by months of drought.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:30,
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I wouldn't know
I always introduce myself before I shout SURPRISE ANAL SEX!
by the way, my name's Dave, what's yours?
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:32,
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by the way, my name's Dave, what's yours?
"..she was bitchin, stuck an Uzi up her ass now she's twichin.."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_aU3TeDMnE&mode=related&search=
Ed: That line isn't it...god I'm crap
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:17,
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Ed: That line isn't it...god I'm crap
Gotta Catch Em All.
Also, Chris Morris signed my copy of Brasseye*
* - Will never get tired of telling people that.
:D
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:25,
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* - Will never get tired of telling people that.
:D
She's an Uzi lover,
She'll take your heart but you won't feel it
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:23,
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yeah
that's what we are
we shouldn't beeeee together
but we can't say no
a~whoah
'cause we love each other soooooo
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:25,
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we shouldn't beeeee together
but we can't say no
a~whoah
'cause we love each other soooooo
Hadn't honestly noticed
whether she was holding anything at all!
Is that a hairspray gun?
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:16,
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Is that a hairspray gun?
It looks more like the bastard son
of a mac 10 and a micro uzi
/gun geek
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:17,
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/gun geek
You obviously haven't offered to sit in and model for him!
I'll draw you though!
Or draw on you - whichever you prefer, m'lady!
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:22,
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Or draw on you - whichever you prefer, m'lady!
Maybe I'm worried that me modelling for him is what's put him off!
:P
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:23,
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Don't see how that's possible!
Or was it simply too much for the dear boy?
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:24,
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Worry not :)
Just proving I can draw ladies of less extreme curvature, too.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:23,
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...and how!
You keep drawing 'em - we'll keep drooling requesting
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:25,
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Yes, the little chap with the plastic boobies
ignore me, I'mbeing my usual cuntish self working on the most boring drawings known to man and amusing myself by being an utter cock.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:31,
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ignore me, I'm
engineering drawings.... brrrrrrr
Woo to your piccy too... far be it for me to come across as rude :)
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:49,
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Need her!
To sit on the roof of my car, on my commute to work!
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:51,
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me too and it upset me
I wanted to see lizards and all there was was a tiny grey miserable looking chameleon in a tiny glass box :(
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:34,
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There be's proper lizards now
they climb all over the rafters - free to roam the whole place day and night
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:41,
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Oh yeah
It's a pity 1 hand isn't further down, so that it looks as if he's voyueristically wanking.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:11,
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Graaharahaharagagrgahhgrammmamaummmamagahgahga
Also:
“Hajimemashite gurl.” she said happily (she spex Japanese so do i. dat menz ‘how do u do’ in japanese)
edit: this writer is a surrealist genius!:
'“What cause we…you know…” he gadgetted uncomfortbli. “Yeah cause we you know!” I yielded in an angry voice.'
'We talked to each other in silence for da rest uv da movie.'
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:08,
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“Hajimemashite gurl.” she said happily (she spex Japanese so do i. dat menz ‘how do u do’ in japanese)
edit: this writer is a surrealist genius!:
'“What cause we…you know…” he gadgetted uncomfortbli. “Yeah cause we you know!” I yielded in an angry voice.'
'We talked to each other in silence for da rest uv da movie.'
It's brilliant :)
I don't know what "gadgetting" is, but I suppose it's like fidgetting...
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:17,
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I can't stop!
'She laughed. “I found some cool goffic stores near Hogwarts that’s all.”
“Hu told u abut them” [?]
“Dumblydore.” She sed.
“OMFFG DUMBLYDORE?” I asked quietly.'
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:15,
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“Hu told u abut them” [?]
“Dumblydore.” She sed.
“OMFFG DUMBLYDORE?” I asked quietly.'
Oh, it's from this:
www.b3ta.com/board/7391045
It's really, really bad.
"She had a really nice body wif big bobs and everything. She was thin enouff 2 be anorexic."
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:28,
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It's really, really bad.
"She had a really nice body wif big bobs and everything. She was thin enouff 2 be anorexic."
"And in other news, the Taleban unveil the first in their range of PCs targetted at the female user..."
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:01,
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Nine lives
Inspired by all the Reapers that have been posted recently.
Kitty's ran out of lives; doesn’t seem to mind though.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:54,
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Inspired by all the Reapers that have been posted recently.
Kitty's ran out of lives; doesn’t seem to mind though.
um..
I just found an old sketchbook from years ago, and this was in it.
Please enjoy.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:43,
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I just found an old sketchbook from years ago, and this was in it.
Please enjoy.
*does also*
at this rate I'm not going to have the energy to go see tweedy pipe-man tonight!
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:59,
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no i meant
you're too late to "do" me.
you've already "done" him
*points thumb at ivesb*
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:09,
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you've already "done" him
*points thumb at ivesb*
oh
I'm getting all confused
Can't I just 'do' all of you?
That way everybody's happy ... especially me! :D
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:10,
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Can't I just 'do' all of you?
That way everybody's happy ... especially me! :D
yes please
*gets in line
*forces beard to grow where once there was none.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:13,
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*forces beard to grow where once there was none.
Speak to me of this.
Is he the cartoonist? Scarfe is my Aunt's name and this doesn't look terribly Jewish.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:49,
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Animator on Pink Floyd The Wall.
That critter looks an awful lot like something he'd have drawn about that time.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:55,
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ha ha!!
that's what i thought
although, looks like the end of The Ren and Stimpy Show
has hit him hard!
poor chap
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:45,
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although, looks like the end of The Ren and Stimpy Show
has hit him hard!
poor chap
yep
it does look kind of like Ren drawn by a Scarfe wannabe.
However, I think it might have been intended as a self-portrait.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:47,
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However, I think it might have been intended as a self-portrait.
A Welsh* cum face?
haw haw
*no offence, Taffs! ... but I thought it was a sheep and ... oh forget it
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:47,
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*no offence, Taffs! ... but I thought it was a sheep and ... oh forget it
sooooo tempting
*looks at workload*
*looks at time*
aw, I'd never get all this done today anyway ....
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:49,
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*looks at time*
aw, I'd never get all this done today anyway ....
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