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# I made this stencil in photoshop, now im stuck.


I cant find a printing software that does tiling without watermarks or annoying gaps, can somebody tell me a good one please?
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:23, archived)
# can't you just
import into word?
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:24, archived)
# Heh
I didnt know word has this mystical power:)
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:25, archived)
# well, you'd have to tile it by hand, but it wouldn't take long
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:29, archived)
# rasterbator works well, but why stencil that fuckwad?


p.s. he looks like a an ape... maybe Gailon Totheroh
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:26, archived)
# Looks scary
Sorry dont wanna offend..
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:27, archived)
# most printers will leave a border as not many domestic printers do edge to edge printing.

most printers will have a tiling thing built into their driver, but again printing wont; be edhe to edge.

also goof got 'Rasterbator' which is quite good, print A4 on A3 and trim to fit.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:27, archived)
# he he 'Rasterbator'
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:28, archived)
# it a black man with dreadlocks having a wank.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:29, archived)
# ha ha, I spit tea into my ash tray, now my ciggie is all wet!
Edit: ooh but it does now contain a mixture that makes a nice polish
/spilt it on the desk blog
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:32, archived)
# old butlers' trick
or something


probably
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 18:06, archived)
# Maybe try a decent Printshop.
What's it for?
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Its to be sprayed on my room
With Goatse
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:31, archived)
# feel my rejection!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:33, archived)
# I allready did
cries
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:38, archived)
# ...
O_O
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:34, archived)
# haha
you're special!!

:D

that's good
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:50, archived)
# The World Of The P-Mantis!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:19, archived)
# woosome
and happy
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:21, archived)
# Haha!
Could be a liddle smaller, but woo! nonetheleass :)
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:23, archived)
[challenge entry] *Waves to the neighbour who is hastily getting his washing in*
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:08, archived)
# *waits for flaming*
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:09, archived)
# pfft!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:19, archived)
# TJ!
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/6250184.stm

possibly glasscock but OH MY GOD PLEASE NO don't legitimise the rape of a beautiful language.

The day that the official spelling becomes "butiful" will be a sad day indeed.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:20, archived)
# If anything
It should be "bewtiful"
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:22, archived)
# Byewtiffel
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:24, archived)
# childrens literacy will improve
if they are taught to fucking spell and read and write

FOR THE CHILDREN FOR THE CHILDREN!!!

What complete crap.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:31, archived)
# I believe the term to use is
CUNT THEM IN THE FUCK
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:40, archived)
# ^this
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:52, archived)
# argh!
This makes me angry on many different levels!
Not least because they are slaughtering a decent language to bring the bar closer to the chavish prole!
(sorry if you're a chavish prole)
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:43, archived)
# I'm sure the chvsh prls aren't concerned
:D
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:49, archived)
# so why bother?
the country can not run itself, we need a b3tan uprissing!
Who's with me!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 18:03, archived)
# We don't know, we don't get it!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 18:05, archived)
# shirley
concerned
bovvered
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)
# as a dyslexic student of literature i find this disturbing
i can't spell for shit, but thats what spell-check and the dictionary were invented for.

These people are just bored sociologists with nothing better to ruin.
*edit* and incredible tolerance for idiocy
**edit edit** ROFL just noticed that the sociologist is blaming 'spelling' for the rise in single parent numbers....
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:52, archived)
# people who have
"mental ideas"

have other

"mental ideas"

:D
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:59, archived)
# It takes at least twice as long to read that text in the stupid spelling.
Fuck the children (not literally), I only care about my own ability to read. If they're too thick to learn to read, that's their fault.

And "moast"? That's making it harder to spell.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 18:02, archived)
# But then it would be pronounced "bootiful"
The phonetic alphabet would have to change as well, we'd actually end up with MORE letters to make a "u" either a "oo" or a "ew" or a "eau" or whatver sound. We'd end up with more accents on vowels. If anything it would just make things more complicated.

Sounds to me like a dyslexic person got bullied at school for being unable to spell and is now trying to make the whole world like her. While we're at it let's force feed Big Macs to skinny people.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 18:02, archived)
# Spelling reform rears its ugly head now and again
and there are many very sound but rather dull linguistical type reasons why it is a load of cock and won't work
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 18:10, archived)
# I think the main reason
is that it's a load of cock and won't work

:D
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 18:19, archived)
# Oh sweet fuck!
As a grammar Nazi, I do NOT approve!

Edit: Bah.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)
# You may be a grammer Nazi
but you're obviously not a spelling Nazi.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Achtung
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# becoming = becumming
fnar fnar
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:50, archived)
# Soviet X
Edit: oh its there now, ha ha you crazy loon thats ace!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:09, archived)
# :)
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Edit: It's not showing up yet for me, but others say it's woo, so have a woo in absentia.

2nd Edit: Now I see it. Gets my click ;)
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:10, archived)
# ^This
:(

I wanna see the woo thing! I WANNA!!!!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:20, archived)
# For some reason I can't see it on the board.
But I can see it as a separate picture. So er try that.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:22, archived)
# NOW I SEE IT!!!
and it is truly fab

hurrahs!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 18:07, archived)
# is the third elderly one dead?
awesome :D
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:27, archived)
# EEEEH GADS!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Probably
or at least wished she was...
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:41, archived)
# I keep having this problem with firefox these days
I have to keep copying the link location into ie.

Its getting to the point that I'm considering switching back *COUGH* to ie.

Edit: is it always just that the links are wrong?
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:43, archived)
# I never have any problem like that
with Firefox.

Al though, interestingly, there is an IE tab plugin - so you can view IE-only stuff from within Firefox.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:49, archived)
# I'll have to have a look for that
Cheers :)
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 18:03, archived)
# things like this make me sad
it's no way to fade out of this world
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 18:04, archived)
# Is that a new communist reality TV show?
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:11, archived)
# No its a crack team commando strike unit
that cartwheel everywhere
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:12, archived)
# Da!!
In Soviet Russia/autocomplete
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:12, archived)
# that's excellent
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:12, archived)
# That's fantastic
/waits for towers to collapse
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:12, archived)
# waits for conspiracy theory
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:13, archived)
# *waits for victim's compensation fund to kick in*
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:14, archived)
# *looks for mini paper man falling*
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:16, archived)
# well executed!~


(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:12, archived)
#


edit: ah, I can see it now - woosome indeed
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:12, archived)
# right, got it!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:13, archived)
# Haha! Love it!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:31, archived)
# I've just moved it to b3tards
Cheers Monty :-)
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:43, archived)
# B3tards is our friend...
...As long as you remember your login ;)
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 18:01, archived)
# Love teh redexes
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:40, archived)
# that's brilliant!
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 6:28, archived)
# oh my
nicely done.

cardbaord pentagon next.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:14, archived)
# Cardboard Pennsylvania field should be easy
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:15, archived)
# [Awesome...]
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:17, archived)
# That's a winner, right there.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:18, archived)
# hahahaha
*waves v's to arab neighbours*

*clicks*
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:19, archived)
# Can see it now
Woo bleddy yay!

brill-tastic
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:22, archived)
# You are a bad, bad person
*clicks*
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:23, archived)
# Haha! That's awful!
*Clicks*
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:24, archived)
# Winner!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:25, archived)
# I only wish ...
i bloody knew why it disappears when i click refresh??
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:29, archived)
# Host it on b3tards
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:31, archived)
# Done
Thanks.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:39, archived)
# you're missing .jpg off the end
yeah, make me look a twat, cheers
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Got it
thanks ;-)
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:38, archived)
# haahahaha!
mm? what's that noise?
THE FEDS! THEY'RE AT THE DOOR! RUN!!!!!!!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:34, archived)
# WTF!
Not amusing or entertaining!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:49, archived)
# Don't be so hard on yourself
Somebody will love you for who you are!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 18:03, archived)
# lollylops
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Come to our board
Tell us what is funny.

Oh...
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 8:58, archived)
# What is funny?
The photoshoppers head on the end of a rancid stick of salami.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:41, archived)
# thanks for the latest in a long series of l-plate lectures.
now fuck off and get a sense of humour, you sad twat.

super pic up there, by the way.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 6:27, archived)
# :O
Fabulous!
/gay
Woo 4 yoo!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 19:06, archived)
# Brilliant
is all I can say
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 20:03, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 20:13, archived)
# ho
ho
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 21:41, archived)
# That's outstanding
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 8:58, archived)
# I try to do it every anniversary
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Got a free ticket on the standard train to Hull for you
Standard Train to Hull
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)
#
and a great username too
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Hahah - excellent.
In one of those odd coincidences, I happened to browse across 'Wayland Smithy' just yesterday on wikipedia. I'd never heard the name before yesterday, and now I see it in use less than 24 hours later. Innit creepy when that happens? I'll probably see a pub called "The Wayland Smithy" on the way home now...
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Well hello there.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:03, archived)
# This is superb.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:04, archived)
# ooh
I loikes that, does I
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:04, archived)
# phwoar
reminds me of the 60's for some reason
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:05, archived)
# 69 in particular?
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:06, archived)
# Don't mind if I do thanks
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:07, archived)
# *films*
etc
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:09, archived)
# Make sure you get my good side
Just kidding
all my sides are good
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:10, archived)
# *captures backside*
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:10, archived)
# *Sends random note*
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:15, archived)
# corr! :)
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:05, archived)
# This is art.
(nice shoes too)
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:05, archived)
# box glory hole time

nicely done.

how much?
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:06, archived)
#
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:10, archived)
# kinky

is that extra?
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:18, archived)
# "Lovely stuff" - Shakin' Stevens
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:06, archived)
# That looks like all kinds of fun!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:07, archived)
# Nice!
and the photo's all right etc etc
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:07, archived)
# your shoes are the stuff of dreams.
They're so beautiful.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:07, archived)
# After Working in a womens clothes shop for a while
and dealing with shoes a lot, I find myself going, "they are pretty" or "Phwoar sexy shoes"
I fear I am going fruity.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:11, archived)
# Nah, just ultrasexy.
Men that can appreciate shoes are few and far between. Manwife's getting the hang of it.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:13, archived)
# One of my bosses asked me what a certain pair of steletoes said to me
Back PVC with a steel heal, I said to me they say
"Dave I don't want your children just yet, but I sure as hell want to practice making them lots"
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:15, archived)
# Fuck yes.
what do these say? They're red, by the way.

www.flickr.com/photos/captwow/553595300/
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:18, archived)
# "ow my skin is falling off due to all the glitter rubbing against it"
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:20, archived)
# Nah, they're soft inside. Well, smooth.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:22, archived)
# Nice
Quite lovely Captain. I've a pair just like them only they aren't red, or glittery, or platforms. Guess they really aren't just like them...
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:50, archived)
# Hmmm.
"he got all mad me and started crying all hot and angsty (rnt sensitve bi guyz so hot)."
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:17, archived)
# what the hell does that say?
did you copy and paste it from myspace?
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:19, archived)
# Well...
'“R u gonna cum rape me or what.” I yelled. I was allowed to say dat...since he was a pedo.

'“No, actshelly kan I plz burrow sum condemns.” he growld angrily.'
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:25, archived)
# oh its that bloody website again
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:26, archived)
# hahaha, what?
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:19, archived)
# have you tied sex with a man?

how do you know you don't like it?

i'm sure there is a friend who will be willing to help you.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:21, archived)
# said he, lathering his testicles with squirty cheese.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:24, archived)
# not me
i'm a ladies man.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Men dressed as ladies?
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:30, archived)
# No
and my answer to the "how do you know you don't like it if you havent tried it?" Question that my gay friends do ask is as follows:
I've never tried pulling my eyeballs out using a red hot poker while slowly sliding down a spike that has been inserted into my ass and is working its way through my internal organs towards my brain. But I have this strange feeling that I won't like.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:31, archived)
# I'll pass on all the compliments to my models, folks :)
(am not a lady, nor do I appear anywhere but behind the camera)
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:41, archived)
# Really pretty dress
Nice shoes, too.

I might've missed the point.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:12, archived)
# mmmmm
Lovely shoes! Nice dress too. A bit longer dress and I'd wear it.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:15, archived)
# Isis is a kick ass name for a cat
:)
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:35, archived)
# Thanks!
She thinks so too :)
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:55, archived)
# [Yes!...
...Good Series Too :?)]
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:18, archived)
# ahaha
i do like these
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:13, archived)
# How very "Grim Fandango"
me likey
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)
# no reason, just tiredness and need the energy of cake




Reading the newsletter about breathaireans....
I might become an eatCakien...
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:02, archived)
# yes, several
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:03, archived)
# That hurts and hates me.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:06, archived)
# Mmmm Cake.
Had a slice of Greek coconut cake the other day. Tasty.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:11, archived)
# breathaireans are cool!
tho their leaders eat

that's why they don't starve to death, like many of their cult members
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:32, archived)
#
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:01, archived)
# you're just spluffing out the animations today aren't you?
:p
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:02, archived)
# Cum again?
Woo!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:02, archived)
# good show
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:03, archived)
# Oh, HEEELLLOOO dear boy, how's Cecilia?
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:05, archived)
# She's breaking my heart
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:08, archived)
# YES, CUM AGAIN, OKAY!?
do you have a problem with my puerile humour!?!?!

:)
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:05, archived)
# NO!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:06, archived)
# hahaha, woo
*clicks*
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:11, archived)
# Fuck! I nearly coughed my guts up at that
Laughing.

Busy boy! Amphetamines?
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:27, archived)
# unemployment
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:49, archived)
# AH!!
MY EYE! You promised...
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:41, archived)
# Click
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 19:14, archived)
# My bathroom door inspired this...
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:01, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:12, archived)
# Haha!
This is not getting the praise it deserves
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:25, archived)
# Woo
Nice one!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:41, archived)
#
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)
# haha
edit: is that trucker's jizz all over kenny's tshirt?
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)
# Trucker's Authentic
Country Style Jizz™

Available now, from your local store
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:57, archived)
# It's probably the redeeming jizz of the saviour!

(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:57, archived)
# The Flying Spaghetti monster?
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:58, archived)
# its supposed to be his
"dinner dinner dinner dinner, dinner dinner dinner dinner, Bat Man" T-shirt what he made.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)
# HAH :D
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:53, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)
# pfffft! :)

(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:53, archived)
# :[)
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)
# You only eat the placenta.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:53, archived)
#
you weird fuckers only
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)
# THIS!
/queasy
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:56, archived)
#
you weird fuckers only
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)
# ah fucksticks
70% of my posts last night contained placenta
FACT!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)
# I missed them all.
I hope I appear in your strip soon then.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:58, archived)
# is that because you watched that BBC programme all about
THIS BABY IS GOING TO DIE, amazing thing happens and now it's OK
NOW THIS BABY IS GOING TO DIE, amazing thing happens and now it's OK
NOW THIS BABY IS GOING TO DIE, amazing thing happens and now it's OK
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)
# haha I watched that
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:00, archived)
# The miracle of life...
but wait, it's surely going to die...
but wait...

ad infinitum.

The CGI was shit too, but I enjoyed the shots of a baby trying to use its little arms to lever itself out from the crippling embrace of its fat mum's twat.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:02, archived)
# No it was Manleys Blog
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:00, archived)
# is that the one that goes
me me me me me me me me me me
me me me me me me me me me me
me me me me me me me me me me
*photo of me*
me me me me me me me me me me
me me me me me me me me me me
me me me me me me me me me me
*photo of placenta with me next to it*
me me me me me me me me me me
me me me me me me me me me me
me me me me me me me me me me
*poop*
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:03, archived)
# Yup.
But with capitals on the Me.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:12, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:56, archived)
# The tongue in the last frame makes it great.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)
# haha!
I love Gabe :)
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:00, archived)
# *throws up in her mouth a little bit*
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:05, archived)
# remind me never to have dinner at your place.

or to insist on the impala sausages.

nice blog by the way.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)
# hahahahaha!brillianthahahahahahawoo
hahahahawooyay
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)
# Why thank you
now breathe into this brown paper bag
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:00, archived)
# Yeah they flop like that after a BJ:P
Woo
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)
# : |
What!?
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:01, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:56, archived)
# cheers capn'
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:01, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Woo!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)
# thankee :[)
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:02, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 18:07, archived)
# Aaaaaaand: lean forward........

I love it when gravity works......
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)
# hahah
*stops worrying*

\o/

(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)
# *is convinced*
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:58, archived)
# Beautiful!
I know that source!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:01, archived)
# so that's
how she got her MSCE!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:02, archived)
# ha!!
:D
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:06, archived)
# quick - make this into a flicker book!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)
# I would've drawn a second pic with her arcing back.......
.....but it's too near home-tyme.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)
# o gawd!
Here, let me light that for you, miss!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)
# Aaaaaaand:
Ignore.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)
# bye bye
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:53, archived)
# he's only hiding
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:00, archived)
# Gravity
Undressing beautiful women since the year zero.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)
# Gravitational....pull.... too much
*falls in*
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)
#
They do seem to be big enough to have their own gravitational field, don't they?
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:57, archived)
# it can be fun when it doesn't work as well.

and nice drawing.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:56, archived)
# aww
i miss your old pin-ups with vaguely believable breasts :(

[edit: Only vaguely believable mind. This for example: www.collectedcurios.com/Bikini_Beach_Party.jpg ]
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:27, archived)
# hahaha
:/
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:31, archived)
# real life unbelievable breasts are another matter entirely ;)
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:38, archived)
# Paintball for metrosexuals

(and transsexual dwarves apparently)
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:48, archived)
# Ok, you are officially a genius.
Also, I love anything Arnie related.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Dwarf girls n guns!
Woof!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Yeah, she is a bit of a dog!




woo Damocles
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)
# has your video-to-gif machine overheated yet?
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)
# Pouring his hummus all over the place
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)
# if by video-to-gif machine
you mean penis, then no, that fell off years ago
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)
# your penis converts video to gif?!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:53, archived)
# *prays for this to make random quotes*
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:00, archived)
# It might do
I haven't seen it for years
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:03, archived)
# hahah
Is that a good replacement for oxygen?
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)
# yay!
Total recall!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)
# text on a pic i know i know..
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:47, archived)
# I went to a pub on Saturady night
and I must admit,it did smell a lot better!
yay for the smoking ban.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)
# The pub I went to on saturday smelt of
BO and cheap air freshner.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)
# Well I thought I wouldn't have to do this again
But here are Zoo and Nuts nickery. The new Zoo page now no longer features any comment about
using b3ta stuff, It looks like they're now expecting people to crop and send other people's
stuff for them.

As usual loads of b3ta stuff, sans tags and usual both links are in my profile.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:38, archived)
# lo ghosty
*smoosh!*
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:39, archived)
# *blush*
Well a happy end to a crap day:D
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:40, archived)
# I VOTE WE ALL HAVE A FORTNIGHT OFF B3TA
/capslock

and don't do any decent or topical pics


that'll fuck 'em
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:40, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Get rob etc to do a 'fuck you EMAP' compo!

Cheers for the support.

EDIT: Even better a 'use all your own sources' compo so they're screwed copyrightwise.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:40, archived)
# i like your edit
but EVERY pic has to comply, otherwise they'll just nick the stragglers
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)
# *runs off to stalk Gordon Brown with his camera*
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:45, archived)
# sort of like law of the wild
David Attenborough whispery narration..

DB: "and now, here we see the Emap lion, hungry for an editorial. Most of the herd of b3tans ahead are strong and fit, using their copyrighted source images, but sooner or later, a n00b or someone else will forget and use an untagged, un-copyrighted image".

"yes - the Emap lion spots one and goes in for the kill. He's got the image between its teeth - the b3tan squeals for the herd, but it's too late. The b3tan is just another piece of spam"
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:47, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:48, archived)
# *crys*

*it's the circle ooooof life*
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)
# whatcha building your frankencomputer out of Prod?
bits of old toasters and things?
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)
# computer parts
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:07, archived)
# and just think of the boon to the rest of the ecomomy!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)
# ecomomy?
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)
# like a real mommy
but more efficient

edit: and what these piss-stained folk down there said
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Cheap mother
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)
# An "Eco-mommy" is an ecologically sound mother.
edit: Curses!

Also: "I rent back to the skull (geddit skull koz im goffik n I like deth)"
Translation: "I went back to the Skull (get it? - 'Skull' because I am gothic and I like Death"
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:43, archived)
# i don't get it..
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:47, archived)
# Sorry, nothing. It was a non-sequiteur. I'll stop posting quotes now, promise!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:02, archived)
# who calls her daugther "galadriel moonchild",
forces her to eat compost and to wear jumpers made from boar bristles
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)
# that'd be like giving into terrorism
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)
# not really no
it's like not having a telly cos there are thieves in the area
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)
# thieves?!
what

*destroys telly*

hah! that'll show those bastards
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)
# I do this anyway
apart from the time off bit

:)
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)
# DON'T do any decent pics.....shit, ok, I'll try!
:D
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Weeee you are post L plate:P
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Yarrr, I bee all gwown oop noo.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:43, archived)
# until he forgets his password again
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:43, archived)
# I've had it tattooed on me cock, it says..
THISISYOURPASSWORDDONOTFORGETITEVERAGAINBECAUSETHATWOULDBEREALLYREALLYSTUPIDYOUDUMBASS
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)
# A font exists that can be made that small?!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)
# Teehee
It may be two inches, but by God, it's got girth!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:48, archived)
# "your name on a grain of rice"

(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:48, archived)
# You name on a potato
Bill Bailey blog:D
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)
# When it's small it says
THISISYOURDUMBASS

(or when he's in the pool it just says TS)
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)
# Then I demand you provide me with books.
Hang on.

I don't do either of those things.

Can I stay?
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Guess what I found today?
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:43, archived)
# a lump?
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:44, archived)
# oof!
;)
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:45, archived)
# Two actually:P
EDIT: No I found on top if a cupboard in a certain dorm, teh bash printer.:P
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)
# Woo!
Does it work?
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)
# Haven't tried
It was a antique daisy wheel that Wow, Dixon and I found by a bin on the way to the bash:)

(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:53, archived)
# jesus
i kept trying to get the capt to lob it away
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)
# It wasn't mine in the first place!
Dixon found it, and insisted on taking it with us. I had nothing to do with it.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)
# you did
on the way to the hostel
pissedup you insisted we retain it
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)
# BOOTY!
I can't remember any of this, I'm so embarrassed. Sounds like I was a right handful.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:57, archived)
# and a left one too!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:57, archived)
# hahaha
:-( Sorry!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:07, archived)
# No I did:P
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:56, archived)
# Well then it's your fault.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:57, archived)
# Like most things in life:P
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:05, archived)
# my goodness!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)
# treasure???!!
*hopes*
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)
# I notice the 'Open your chortle cheque books and make us rich with laughter' line
Openly admitting to using other's work for their own gain?
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)
# ?
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)
# On the Nuts magazine picture
is says that as a subtitle
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:45, archived)
# Ah
Yeah they've used suprisingly up to date images for them.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:45, archived)
# It's almost like satire
but probably not.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)
# We should all do something really cunning that makes them stop nicking pics from b3ta.
I've no idea what though.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Actually
What we should do if we can't identify the winning pic as a b3tan's work, we should take it in turns to pretend it's ours and claim the prizes!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)
# I assume
somebody's already taken the "Nuts" logo and shopped it to say "Cunts"?



(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)
# No
But there is also the b3ta Cnuts word:)
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)
# If they have
I haven't seen it yet
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)
# It was spam
and I didn't inhale.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:17, archived)
# Zoo have left the tag on 'benny hills love child's' one.

and they haven't stolen any of mine.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)
# I found out today
That he is actually an old flat mate on TGA.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Someone called?
'Lo Thor
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)
# 'lo
zoo have nicked one of your pictures, i assume they asked you permission before they used it.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:02, archived)
# Bastards still haven't nicked any of mine
Now how am I meant to be simultaneously indignant yet flattered?
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:34, archived)
# Oh yeah, you like that,
don't you bitch
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)
# Big Lebowski ftw.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)
# the Dude FTW
El duderardo
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)
# Dudeski
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)
# That too.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)
# yeah i like that
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)
# You're scaring me now
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)
# ooh now call me a girls name
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)
# Penelope?
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)
# Alright, Edith.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)
# Davina?
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)
# you are all wrong
if I was going to be born a Girl my mame decided on the name of 'Karen'
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)
# I don't know what my boy's name would have been
They hadn't chosen one.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)
# My slightly odd name
is a result of me not being a boy as expected, so they mangled the chosen boy's name into the less common girl's version
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:38, archived)
# so is your name Neville?
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Nevillina
;)
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:43, archived)
# How so?
Debbil? Is that your real name?
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:43, archived)
# hahaha
no
man, it's not that unusual.

(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:47, archived)
# I'm hyperventillating as I type!!
Thanks for not keeping that to yourself, m'lovely!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)
# Dear Mr Damocles
It appears you seem to be using too much hummus.You have far exceeded your hummus use this week.
I am asking to send all unused hummus my way please, for I have absolutley none at the moment.
Yours hopefully
Mstandot
P.S woo and click

(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)
# trust me,
once my hummus runs dry, it's never coming back. I've been like this before - a rush of hummus, followed by months of drought.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)
# That car keeps smiling, he's lovin it.
Dirty Schlag.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)
# This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
:)
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)
# ^this
With added Woo!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:31, archived)
# I wouldn't know
I always introduce myself before I shout SURPRISE ANAL SEX!

by the way, my name's Dave, what's yours?
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:32, archived)
# *introduces tea to monitor*
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:35, archived)
# Excuse me. Is that an Uzi?

(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:14, archived)
# *distracts*
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:15, archived)
# "Uuuuuuuuuzi-Lover"
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:15, archived)
# Cock! Bitch!
Cock bitch motherfucker!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)
# "..she was bitchin, stuck an Uzi up her ass now she's twichin.."
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:17, archived)
# I NEED THE DAY TODAY NOOOOWWWWWWW



and brass eye
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Gotta Catch Em All.
Also, Chris Morris signed my copy of Brasseye*

* - Will never get tired of telling people that.
:D
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)
# She's an Uzi lover,
She'll take your heart but you won't feel it
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)
# yeah
that's what we are

we shouldn't beeeee together
but we can't say no
a~whoah
'cause we love each other soooooo
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)
# Hadn't honestly noticed
whether she was holding anything at all!

Is that a hairspray gun?
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)
# scoozi, izzattan uzi?
woosome
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)
# It looks more like the bastard son
of a mac 10 and a micro uzi

/gun geek
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:17, archived)
# looks like one of those troll toys to me!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:17, archived)
# dunno
but I got a semi
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Nice, liked the new sequential art earlier tooo
!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)
# I worry that you seem to have gone off the more buxom look
;)
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)
# You obviously haven't offered to sit in and model for him!
I'll draw you though!

Or draw on you - whichever you prefer, m'lady!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)
# Maybe I'm worried that me modelling for him is what's put him off!
:P
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Don't see how that's possible!
Or was it simply too much for the dear boy?
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Worry not :)
Just proving I can draw ladies of less extreme curvature, too.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)
# ...and how!
You keep drawing 'em - we'll keep drooling requesting
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)
# Glad to see
some norks on profiles for a change! Top.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)
# What's he pointing at?
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:21, archived)
# he?
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Yes, the little chap with the plastic boobies


ignore me, I'm being my usual cuntish self working on the most boring drawings known to man and amusing myself by being an utter cock.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Boring drawings?
You must work in the same biz as me.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)
# engineering drawings.... brrrrrrr
Woo to your piccy too... far be it for me to come across as rude :)
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)
# top trumps!!
*trumps*
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)
# yum
.





(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)
# yay!
punk as fuck!

top notch JJ sir *salutes*
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Need her!
To sit on the roof of my car, on my commute to work!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Cocktus

A cactus at tropical world in Leeds.
RPG for compo nothing needed but a camera
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:14, archived)
# I went there once
a looong time ago
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)
# me too and it upset me
I wanted to see lizards and all there was was a tiny grey miserable looking chameleon in a tiny glass box :(
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)
# There be's proper lizards now
they climb all over the rafters - free to roam the whole place day and night
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Back off burgle-boy, it's all mine!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:05, archived)
# Robble Robble Robble
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)
# so correctly & conveniently
sized for the FP!

Kerlick !
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Haha!
You are on a roll!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Nah, that's a bap that is
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:12, archived)
# nice bun
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:13, archived)
# :)



(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:57, archived)
# I'm calling him butter from now on
*foxtrots in Rhyl*
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:17, archived)
# Euughhh, yeeuueahhh, eauauah..ahahaaa
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Haha didn't notice Hamburgler at first.
Woo indeed!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:07, archived)
# Oh yeah
It's a pity 1 hand isn't further down, so that it looks as if he's voyueristically wanking.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:11, archived)
# He eats and eats and eats and eats!
and eats.

Woo
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:07, archived)
# Graaharahaharagagrgahhgrammmamaummmamagahgahga
Also:

“Hajimemashite gurl.” she said happily (she spex Japanese so do i. dat menz ‘how do u do’ in japanese)

edit: this writer is a surrealist genius!:

'“What cause we…you know…” he gadgetted uncomfortbli. “Yeah cause we you know!” I yielded in an angry voice.'

'We talked to each other in silence for da rest uv da movie.'
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:08, archived)
# wow!
that actually is some mad litrityar right there!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:14, archived)
# It's brilliant :)
I don't know what "gadgetting" is, but I suppose it's like fidgetting...
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:17, archived)
# but more technological
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)
# I can't stop!
'She laughed. “I found some cool goffic stores near Hogwarts that’s all.”
“Hu told u abut them” [?]
“Dumblydore.” She sed.
“OMFFG DUMBLYDORE?” I asked quietly.'
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:15, archived)
# o_O
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)
# Oh, it's from this:
www.b3ta.com/board/7391045

It's really, really bad.

"She had a really nice body wif big bobs and everything. She was thin enouff 2 be anorexic."
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)
# jesus
:(

Cuz annureklsicks alwys haf big bewbs nd r so hawt
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)
# Hahahaha!
wonderful!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:09, archived)
# yay!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:10, archived)
# Fondling Hamburglar?
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:12, archived)
# brilliant
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:14, archived)
# hahahahahaha!

(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)
# "And in other news, the Taleban unveil the first in their range of PCs targetted at the female user..."
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:01, archived)
# Wha?
I get what your trying to do.
But no.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:02, archived)
# Why not?
Seems ok to me.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)
# Hahaha!!
woo
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Happy b3taday.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:05, archived)
# Ta!
:)
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:05, archived)
# Fwappy bumgay
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:05, archived)
# *bums*
Thanking you.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
And Woo pic, Horsey!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Huzzah!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:07, archived)
# Oh Yes!
In all the wrong ways.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)
# lily wallace
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)
# Cracking!~
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)
# quality!
hahaha
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:01, archived)
# Haha ace!!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:01, archived)
# Am that wallice?
:D
ace.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:01, archived)
# Chhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeese!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:01, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:01, archived)
# You've made her hair longer!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:01, archived)
# beautiful
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:02, archived)
# dave
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:05, archived)
# aww thanks
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)
# haha
that's not what i meant!

i was just saying hello
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:08, archived)
# KILL IT!
Woo
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)
# want some cheese love?
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:04, archived)
# you are john prescotts cheesy nob end
aicmfp!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)
# i like a nice bit of gorgonzola
eh lad.

(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:05, archived)
# Arf!
I had that idea!
I mena the wallace mouth part.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:12, archived)
# hahaha
ace
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:14, archived)
# Ha ha!
Major improvement.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Nicely done
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)
# Nine lives

Inspired by all the Reapers that have been posted recently.

Kitty's ran out of lives; doesn’t seem to mind though.

(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)
# hahaha!!
i love deaths face
=)
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:56, archived)
# He looks a little surprised almost
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)
# skullfuck?
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)
# aw go on then
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)
# *skullfucks*
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Twice in one day?
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:59, archived)
# well i'm a bit tired, but ok
*skullfucks*
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:02, archived)
# oh yes!
gotta get the grey wings.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Death's cat looks happy
*glees*
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)
# Thats ace!
Woo
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:59, archived)
# hurrah, very 70's!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)
# um..


I just found an old sketchbook from years ago, and this was in it.
Please enjoy.

(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:43, archived)
# *enjoys*
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:44, archived)
# *enjoys*
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:44, archived)
# too slow!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:45, archived)
# you can enjoy it slow too
*e-n-j-o-y-s*
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:46, archived)
# ooh slow motion jiggling
*e-n-j-o-y-s*
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:47, archived)
#
enjoys
damn! too fast again...
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:48, archived)
# *en...*
*sad face*
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:50, archived)
# *tickles*
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:51, archived)
# not me.
him!

then again, that tickling is nice
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)
# NNOOOO!!
debbigrrrl!!
do me, ME!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:55, archived)
# *does*
\o/
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:56, archived)
# *sulks*
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)
# *does also*
at this rate I'm not going to have the energy to go see tweedy pipe-man tonight!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:59, archived)
# bah!
whats he got i haven't?
*looks down*
ah..........
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:02, archived)
# too late now!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:04, archived)
# but ... but ...
but ... I'll probably go anyway ;)
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)
# no i meant
you're too late to "do" me.
you've already "done" him
*points thumb at ivesb*
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:09, archived)
# oh
I'm getting all confused

Can't I just 'do' all of you?

That way everybody's happy ... especially me! :D
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:10, archived)
# yes please
*gets in line
*forces beard to grow where once there was none.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:13, archived)
# YEEHAW!!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)
# You appear to have missed out an 'r'
How very.... naughty....
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:56, archived)
# and an l
tchoi!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Oh yes
I *ahem* noticed that *ahem*
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:59, archived)
# he missed an l too
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)
# mmmm
I love the feel of your piss on my mind
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:59, archived)
# you saucy wench!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:04, archived)
# ahhh bugger off!
the lot of ya!!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:01, archived)
# *quickly mops up and leaves*
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)
# poor benjy.
poor little sticky pants benjy.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)
# i'm not wearing any pants.....
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)
#
poor little sticky trousers benjy
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:56, archived)
# i forgot me trousers this morning too.....
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)
# poor little sticky locked up benjy
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)
# =D
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:05, archived)
#
poor little sticky feet benjy
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Gerard Scarfe
FTW!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:44, archived)
# Speak to me of this.
Is he the cartoonist? Scarfe is my Aunt's name and this doesn't look terribly Jewish.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:49, archived)
# Animator on Pink Floyd The Wall.
That critter looks an awful lot like something he'd have drawn about that time.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:55, archived)
# *Ren?*
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:44, archived)
# ha ha!!
that's what i thought

although, looks like the end of The Ren and Stimpy Show
has hit him hard!

poor chap
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:45, archived)
# Twas a fine show.
"YOU FAT, BLOATED, EEEEEEEDIOT!"
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:46, archived)
# yep
it does look kind of like Ren drawn by a Scarfe wannabe.

However, I think it might have been intended as a self-portrait.

(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:47, archived)
# Either way, tis a sketch of the finest quality.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:48, archived)
# *doesn't request a photo*
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:48, archived)
# That's quite nice
all things considered
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:45, archived)
# *enjoys*
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:45, archived)
# crikey!
:D
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:45, archived)
# *enjoys with a nice cup of tea and a slice of cake*
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:45, archived)
# Nice
what is it?
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:46, archived)
# A Welsh* cum face?
haw haw

*no offence, Taffs! ... but I thought it was a sheep and ... oh forget it
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:47, archived)
# nice
you sketch...

...iSketch?

www.isketch.net

b3ta room as per
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:46, archived)
# ooh
that looks fun
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:48, archived)
# sooooo tempting
*looks at workload*
*looks at time*
aw, I'd never get all this done today anyway ....
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:49, archived)
# work blocks that....
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:50, archived)
# *sits and discusses poetry with the creature*
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:48, archived)
# *enjoys*
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:50, archived)
# freebs!!!
hows things.................?
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)

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