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I can't be the only one that has seen the new iTunes advert and thought that Paul McCartney seems to metamorphosing into the Joker?

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Kovacs Slogan free since 2003, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:35, archived)

*would*

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:35, archived)

paul mccartney advertising I tunes?!

blimey

someone must have had a load of $$$ shoved up their arse

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:35, archived)

I think it was part of the deal when he agreed to put all the beatles stuff on there

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:36, archived)

still apple calling apple apple after the company name apple was quite numb in the first place

silly apple!

not, apple, I mean apple

er

*cries*

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:39, archived)

Paul McCartney

can fuck RIGHT off

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:36, archived)

Yes indeed

and once again just for the sheer joy of Paul McCartney fucking RIGHT off.

I so want to kick his smug fat head in.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:41, archived)

FFS

NSFW

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:36, archived)

not safe for wings?

(prostheses, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:38, archived)

haha :D

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:40, archived)

Well played sir!

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:44, archived)

TL;DR

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:39, archived)

tru dat

It freaks me out to be honest

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:37, archived)

Indeed

I'm not sure which gives me the greater fear.

A) His gurning.
B) Those cold dead eyes.

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Kovacs Slogan free since 2003, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:40, archived)

I think one is the result of the other

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:47, archived)

can't say i've seen it

but i rather enjoy the typhoo tea ad with lots of oooo's.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:38, archived)

I'm coming round to the idea of Heath Ledger as the Joker

www.judao.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/tdk3.jpg
www.judao.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/tdk7.jpg

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:38, archived)

That looks a bit bloody good

I'm devvo'd that we have to wait till next year though

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:55, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:23, archived)

smashing :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:23, archived)

cor!

lully as always.

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:23, archived)

lawks.

This is far too good for Friday afternoon. Repost it at a more appropriate time, damn you.

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:24, archived)

Nice work.

I wish I could do two colour stuff so I could do some half decent stencil work.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:24, archived)

Am dat Lucy Liu?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:24, archived)

very nice

*click*

(Runningwithsporks Something something darkside, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:24, archived)

you scared the snake away!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:25, archived)

It wasn't just me that saw that then?

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:25, archived)

ning there you

you big homo

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:29, archived)

'ning you

you...you... something.

/too lazy to think of insults

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:30, archived)

you're just getting more and more lazy!

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:33, archived)

yes

yes I am.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:35, archived)

what happened to the snake?@!?!?!?!

that was a nice snake!

:/

post it back mr snakey man!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:25, archived)

Indeed.

And I posted my Carpet B3ta:

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:27, archived)

did you do the shake and vac?

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:27, archived)

I did the shake and the last drop went down me leg.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:28, archived)

sounds like you need the vac on more power

though not too much, or you end up with "THAT" injury

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:28, archived)

*waits for wife B3ta*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:28, archived)

I don't got da skillz fer dat

Have this instead:

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:39, archived)

hahahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:53, archived)

b3ta.com/board/7520828

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:31, archived)

bring back the stolen snake.

i'd just finished a reply.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:27, archived)

Mushroom mushroom

I didn't see it. Did someone delete a post?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:27, archived)

aye, a pretty snake came and went

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:29, archived)

^this

'twas quite a nice snake as well

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:33, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:31, archived)

That's lully

Any old farts remember this?

EDIT I shall have to rehost it.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:25, archived)

i've clicked this link 3 times now.

stop faffing about and re host it god damn it.
edit/ 4 times

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:29, archived)

This

FFS I am wasting finger muscles here.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:34, archived)

what troubles me is that we've fallen into the old fart trap.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:35, archived)

Naaa

It's uploading as we speak. My servers FAQed:P

I think all of you lot will remember it!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:37, archived)

just describe it in five easy words or less

and save yourself the bother.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:40, archived)

Naaa Now it's personal between me and youtube:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:46, archived)

Sandra

OMG?

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:25, archived)

Mmmmmm giant dado rail

woo! :)

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:26, archived)

that is very lully

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:31, archived)

With these shadowy noise pictures you are spoiling us, ambassidor.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:32, archived)

"I work all day at the embassy! And all I get is faux belgian chocolates!!!"

*smack*

"now do the ironing!!!"

\o/

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:35, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:35, archived)

Oh my!

Now that has stolen all the lully.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:38, archived)

Oooh.

I like that muchly.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:34, archived)

newsletter subjectline compo - write a phrase and win your weight in aids

let's be having you

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rob, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:07, archived)

AIDS FLAVOURED CONDOMS

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Your watch is BACK, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:08, archived)

My eyes are like PIES!

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:09, archived)

Oh my! He's got a pie!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:09, archived)

Oh my! He knows that he's got a pie!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:11, archived)

I want pie now.

Fucksocks.

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:14, archived)

I want pie too

I was at the shop that sells pies today too

:/

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:15, archived)

donnnnn't bake onnnnnnnnnnne

donnnnnnn't bake twoooooo
etc :D

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:15, archived)

Did you get ME a pie?

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:16, archived)

yes, but we hid it

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:17, archived)

but I don't want to play hide the ~~sausage~~ pie with you again , it hurts :(

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:19, archived)

get discomeats to show you his tin of hotdogs then

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:20, archived)

AND NOW I WANT A HOTDOG

You evil buggers teasing a poor girl

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:44, archived)

yes

but it fell in a puddle

and then a tramp weed on it

then he ate it

and died

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:17, archived)

Can you make me a pie from the tramp?

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:18, archived)

it's too late

because another tramp came by, and weed on him

then ate him

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:19, archived)

Awww, pissbeans.

I'll have a sandwich instead.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:21, archived)

I want a pissbeans salad now.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:22, archived)

I can just imagine the advert on tv in the style of old maxwell house shake the beans adverts

"AH But I've got a handful of pissbeans!" *shakes pissbeans and leaky pissbean piss leaks down their arm*

and everyone smiles

and it finishes with a picture of a jar and a leaking piss noise

then we all rush out to buy it

"ARG, It tastes like piss!" "HAHAHA How do you know!?" *demonstrates* "O_O" *runs off screaming for mother, on fire, falls into a ditch, dies, gets bummed, rots, get burnt*

What were we talking about again?

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:25, archived)

Lesbians, I think.

Or at least - we should have been.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:26, archived)

yes

more of those

the pretty men friendly ones

not the realistic ones

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:27, archived)

*laughs 'til his eyes bleed*

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:26, archived)

yay

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:28, archived)

It doesn't matter how busy you are,

there's always time for a pie.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:15, archived)

You'll like this

more than you like dog poo.

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:09, archived)

how much do you like dog poo?

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:10, archived)

Loads

*smears*

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:11, archived)

Amusingly shaped fruit and vegetables.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:09, archived)

EYES ONLY - PUT YOUR COCK AWAY

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Your watch is BACK, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:09, archived)

B3ta newsletter: Contains b3tas, news and letters.

(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:09, archived)

I think 'Win your weight in AIDS' is probably a winner anyway

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:09, archived)

this actually

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:10, archived)

^SOUNDS GOOD^

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Just Flange, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:11, archived)

My thoughts too

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:12, archived)

^THIS

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:15, archived)

^ Actually this

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:18, archived)

^This^

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blenderboy, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:20, archived)

sheep!

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new_matt, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:21, archived)

Where?

*unzips flies

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:22, archived)

^This

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:27, archived)

agreed

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:36, archived)

FREE BULLETPROOF HELMET FOR EVERY BIKER

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:10, archived)

no good if you get shot in the head.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:13, archived)

yes it is

/you've been ninja'ed blog

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:15, archived)

*shakes fist*

you kids these days!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:16, archived)

kid? KID?

i was above the age of consent when you were still sucking your mammy's tit*

*may not be true

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:19, archived)

hahaha

I wonder if there is a grumpy old farts club on b3ta

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:20, archived)

Fuck off.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:20, archived)

How shall we fuck off, oh Lord?

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:25, archived)

fuck off yourself

kid!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:26, archived)

ok, ages on the table

before this turns into an "I'm older than you" pissing contest

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:31, archived)

I'm 7

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:34, archived)

physical age

not emotional

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:37, archived)

2.43E+69

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:46, archived)

A mere 32

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:34, archived)

youngster!

35.

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:38, archived)

surely thats the time its the most helpful

(Runningwithsporks Something something darkside, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:15, archived)

The time when it's most helpful

is before you get shot in the head.

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Fluffy elephants, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:17, archived)

Wasn't he shot in the head?

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Fluffy elephants, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:13, archived)

i knew that

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:15, archived)

We know what they do behind your back.......and it's not pretty

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mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:10, archived)

the priests are coming with free sex

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:10, archived)

IT'S MY TURN ON MADDIE

(Spui, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:10, archived)

Me next.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:13, archived)

ABOVE THE TREES FLEW BATTY BAT, THE GORMLESS, BIG-EARED FURRY TWAT

(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:10, archived)

haha :D

*loves*

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:18, archived)

Hiya Droogy!

How the hell are you?

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:22, archived)

very well thanks me dear :)

Mr Droog and I are thinking about getting a couple o' doggies \o/ life is grand
How is life in the 'bird household?

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:29, archived)

Superblastfun, thanks.

Well, OK anyway.

We live next to a windmill now!

I would go for kitties rather than dogs. They're not as smelly.

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:37, archived)

Pah, dogs ftw

We're getting a border terrier and a basset, woo!

Living next to a windmill is ace :) You could put your washing on it and get it dried in double-time!

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:46, archived)

500,000 Watts of lies and untruth

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:10, archived)

involving a curious badger incident

(Runningwithsporks Something something darkside, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:10, archived)

HEAVENS ABOVE! A TIT PULSOMETER!!!!!

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Just Flange, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:10, archived)

Man's Cock In Erection Shocker!!1!

...

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:11, archived)

GOLF SALE! BONUS BOAT!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:21, archived)

tyrannosaurus rex at the multiplex

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new_matt, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:10, archived)

FOR YOUR JAPS EYES ONLY

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:10, archived)

Free binder with part one

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lemonhead, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:10, archived)

first issue only 99p

all other issues £4.99

those things tricked me with a false hope of construting a poorly made plastic creation

(Runningwithsporks Something something darkside, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:12, archived)

Jordan?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:13, archived)

doesn't she count as a faliure?

some bits must have melted before that was put together

(Runningwithsporks Something something darkside, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:18, archived)

and the binders man

don't forget the price of the binders!

and the mags were never that good

"BLAA BLAA BLAA BLAAA BLAA BLAA [really exciting/interesting bit starting] (continued in VOLUME 987, PAGE 18"

when you are on issue 4, which is usually the time the newsagent stops buying the magazine because he can't be arsed with just 1 person buying it after 400 bought the first issue with the free plastic object (collect them all and make a larger plastic object)

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:14, archived)

I still have a glow in the dark plastic tyranosaurus rex head from one of those

I never did get the neck...but I saw someone who made it all :(

(Runningwithsporks Something something darkside, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:17, archived)

crikey

someone out there, bought the whole set :D

I wanted that robot one

but I kept forgetting, and besides it was about £100000 for each one so sod it

I can make my own robot, out of a4 copier paper and string!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:19, archived)

I saw one for making a a remote controlled rally car

I still remember the scene, the first issue came with a wheel

how many issues would you need to make a car? I thought. I placed it back down on the shelf and sighed as I walked away

(Runningwithsporks Something something darkside, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:22, archived)

a hell of a lot more than it would cost you to buy a shipment of remote controlled cars from china

and remote control all those bastards at once, maybe to rob a bank, or rescue timmy who has fallen down a well*

*he can climb up the ever increasing pile of remote control cars at the bottom of the well until he reaches safety, or, as is more likely, can be suffocated by an ever increasing pile of remote car death

hehe, look at their little wheels wiggle about! timmy is under that lot!

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:31, archived)

Fear me!! and my army of small toys

Poor timmy though, he'd have to let all those cars fall on him before he could move

lets just send Sting down the well

(Runningwithsporks Something something darkside, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:35, archived)

using remote control!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:37, archived)

I'd buy that

A remote control Sting robot

or...kidnap the real sting and convert him for remote control use, maybe you could get a volume control on him as well

(Runningwithsporks Something something darkside, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:40, archived)

B3TA NEWSLETTER: WE'VE GOT AIDS, NOW YOU HAVE TOO

or

B3TA NEWSLETTER: Like you have anything better to do at half four on a friday

or

B£TA NEWSLETTER: I forgot to take my finger off shift

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:11, archived)

last one

wins, simple yet effective

(unintendo rubbed another mans rhubarb, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:35, archived)

hahah, i like it

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:37, archived)

FREE FIRE FOR EVERYONE! (excluding residents of Glouscester)

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:11, archived)

Or even Gloucester

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:18, archived)

yeah.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:19, archived)

READING THIS WON'T MAKE YOU GAY

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Your watch is BACK, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:11, archived)

Re: Your A Level Results

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:11, archived)

Hurrah!

I got all A+++++*merit+++s!

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:14, archived)

you get that just for turning up!

/the sun blog

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:18, archived)

READING THIS WILL MAKE YOU CLEVER*

*as part of a healthy visual diet

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:11, archived)

my chapstick looks like a tampon applicator

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:12, archived)

and vice versa

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new_matt, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:32, archived)

BLIND PEOPLE STROKE MERKINS WHILE WANKING

(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:12, archived)

arf lol arf

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:12, archived)

piss orf you worthless scum

(haberman is singing in the changes, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:12, archived)

ANGRY WHALES

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:12, archived)

Hahahaha

Needs more bridge.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:13, archived)

Angry Wales is revolting

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:13, archived)

BURN IT!!! from ORBIT!!!

only way TO BE sure?

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:17, archived)

Something you need to know about cheese....

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:12, archived)

When all you've got is a hammer

everything looks like a nail

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:12, archived)

hahaha

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:13, archived)

~~thing~~ body

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:26, archived)

GREATLY BEST OF FEDERAL!

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:12, archived)

Ask me about new apple flavour bleach!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:12, archived)

More lard than Elvis

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:13, archived)

WIN A USED BUTTPLUG

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Your watch is BACK, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:13, archived)

WIN ABUSED BUTTPLUG

(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:14, archived)

WINTER FUSED BUTTERFLY LUG

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:15, archived)

Steers or queers?

Which are you?

(Hoof Hearted, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:13, archived)

Motorcycle couriered quicker than a bullet to your door

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:13, archived)

What is it

with you and motorcycles and guns and couriers?

Is it your time of month?

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:15, archived)

first time I've mentioned them

are you confusing me with someone else? :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:16, archived)

Perhaps so.

I think both Vernon Kaye and I are confusing you.

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:18, archived)

IF YOU DON'T READ THIS, YOU'RE GAY

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:13, archived)

*doesn't read*

(..::poppy-end::.. about 10p or so i 'eard, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:17, archived)

you're gay!

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:21, archived)

newsletter subjectline compo

write a phrase and win your weight in aids
let's be having you?

(..::poppy-end::.. about 10p or so i 'eard, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:13, archived)

PROLAPSE PROLAPSE, IT'S A BACKWARDS ARSE COLLAPSE

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Just Flange, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:13, archived)

The B3TA NEWSLETTER - Because you can't wank at work

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skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:14, archived)

au contraire!

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Just Flange, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:16, archived)

I'm glad I don't sit next to you

unless you are a girl that is

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skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:18, archived)

Extreme beekeeping in the 31st centuary

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:14, archived)

Extreme bukkake in the 31st Century?

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skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:19, archived)

"Everybody we know reads the Beano."

"Manley is a cunt."

"Touching Ham since 1994"

"Hitting the nail right between the eyes"

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:14, archived)

The Langham Institute has approved your research grant!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:14, archived)

this

(..::poppy-end::.. about 10p or so i 'eard, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:15, archived)

How about

"Your not my dad I am"

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:14, archived)

100% FAT AND SUGAR FREE

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Your watch is BACK, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:15, archived)

Dunking our hobnobs in your mum's milky mug

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:15, archived)

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:26, archived)

We love the smell of hippy in the moring

(

Lynxkitten, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:15, archived)

Like a dwarf with a low IQ, it's not big or clever

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:15, archived)

^ pfft

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Lynxkitten, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:19, archived)

NO U

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:15, archived)

B3TA NEWSLETTER: MORE USEFUL THAN A KNIFE COVERED IN AIDS

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:15, archived)

LIKE THE INTERNET'S DAD CUMMING IN YOUR MOUTH

(

mr spoons, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:16, archived)

~~THE INTERNET'S~~ Marcus's

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:17, archived)

NEVER LICK A LEPRECHAUN, IT TASTES IRISH

(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:16, archived)

IT TASTES BETTER THAN IT SMELLS

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Your watch is BACK, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:17, archived)

DOING THE EASY PINK AND THE TIGHT BROWN with a cannon shot

(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:17, archived)

Decipher for 10 points: Yurc Hunt

(Dr. Evil, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:17, archived)

nut chury

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:32, archived)

it's a lot like spam but it's shit.

or
contains pictures of your mum your dad took.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:17, archived)

Our survey says: CANCER!

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:17, archived)

ZOO AND ANYONE INVOLVED WITH THEM CAN BITE MY BANGER!! :)

I hope you have some smashing stuff for us this week, I need cheering up

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:18, archived)

*offers westlers hamburgers*

unless you are vegetarian, in which case

*offers westlers hamburgers*

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:23, archived)

thanks disco :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:33, archived)

IT'S OFFICIAL: YOU ARE SHIT! HAVE A NICE DAY

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Your watch is BACK, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:18, archived)

FREE STD WITH THIS ISSUE

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:18, archived)

Subscriber Trunk Dialling?

(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:19, archived)

TISSUE

Shirley?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:21, archived)

Like a thousand spoons when all you want is fr£e v1agra

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:18, archived)

More links than a chav's necklace

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:19, archived)

hahaha

that one

(Cluster, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:24, archived)

Hahahahaha

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:28, archived)

pfft :D

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:32, archived)

You have won a bottle worth $12,000,000 of Ciallis Viagra

(

Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:19, archived)

Please have both a top tip AND a game in it

I want a game to play.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:20, archived)

NUN WITH 3 TITS FOUND UP MY ARSE.

or something along those lines.

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DirtyArse, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:20, archived)

Just as pretty as cocaine

(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:21, archived)

Wetter than a New Orleans basement

I don't know why I bothered. I'm just clock-watching until hometime.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:21, archived)

GAYWANKMANPORN.COM - You have 1 unread message!

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the nugga says please and thank you, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:22, archived)

Pollips

the new sustainable food source.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:24, archived)

IT'S SO GOOD I SHIT MY SPLEEN AND MADDIE CAME OUT

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:24, archived)

More bouncy than Dow Jones

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:25, archived)

Like Skegness, It's better to burn out than to fade away.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:25, archived)

CONSTIPATION RELIEF

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Your watch is BACK, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:26, archived)

Its bangs its head together when it walks!

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:27, archived)

BOMDIGGYDIGGYDIGGYBOMDIGGYBOM

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mr spoons, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:28, archived)

TASTE STANDARDS THAT FALL FASTER THAN THE STOCK MARKETS

:-)

(FightingComet got Boost Power on, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:29, archived)

CHOMPING AT YOUR TEET TIL YOU GET MASTITIS

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:29, archived)

Like The Ghost of Mother Theresa's Leg Boxing an Angry Baboon for a Free Lunch.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:29, archived)

JMG FOR MOD!

(likeajackhammer, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:29, archived)

ITS OFFICALLY OK TO DO A NUMBER TWO IN THE BATH IF YOU MUSH IT DOWN THE PLUGHOLE

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connor, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:31, archived)

Ha :D

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:34, archived)

maybe this wins, :D

(unintendo rubbed another mans rhubarb, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:36, archived)

B3ta: Homepage of Chris Langham!

...

(Alexander The Great, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:31, archived)

unedited by the CIA

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:32, archived)

HAHAHA

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:59, archived)

SELF WANKING CHAPSACK

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:33, archived)

SKEGNESS: IT'S RED HOT

(__, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:36, archived)

LIKE SHITTING ON THE QUEEN'S PILLOW

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gone, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:52, archived)

Whispers CFB

To be blunt: My Webs(h)ite.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:58, archived)

No way

that looks like it's a goatse!

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:59, archived)

that ^

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:00, archived)

Dude.

That's an ear.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:03, archived)

that's what they all say then BAM

you're in goatse hell!

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:04, archived)

I swear on my honor

That it's an ear.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:04, archived)

It is

I clicked, its safe :)

or maybe its a bluff :O who knows

(Runningwithsporks Something something darkside, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:06, archived)

Hmmm

someone on b3ta swearing on their honor... must be a trick :)

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:06, archived)

I don't know if I actually have an honor.

I wouldn't know how to check. But it sounded convincing. There's always the Girl Scouts Honor. I had that one.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:12, archived)

Are you American?

In fact, fuck it, even if you were (which you're not) that still gives me the fucking rage.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:15, archived)

Errr...

What?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:17, archived)

Honour.

not fucking honor

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:19, archived)

Nice colourful language there :D

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:20, archived)

I'm 32, I'm allowed to swear.

Today I accidentally swore in front of my children (they were here at work and I normally swear here and fucked up) and someone picked me up on it.

It's the closest I have come to kicking someone in the teeth since I was paid to do it.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:24, archived)

Heh

Well, people shouldn't really tell you what you can and can't do in front of your own children. Especially if it was a mistake.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:29, archived)

Oh.

Not on this side of the pond.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:34, archived)

Where are you then?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:35, archived)

America

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:39, archived)

Well, in English we say 'honour'.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:53, archived)

Emos can love too!

It gladdens my hearts.

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:00, archived)

Wow.

You have more than one heart?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:04, archived)

I find that one

just doesn't do the job. Don't you?

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:05, archived)

It's true.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:05, archived)

You have a heart?

You lucky, lucky bastard.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:08, archived)

Yes.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:11, archived)

has a nose ring caught on an ear

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:01, archived)

Or an earring caught on a nose...

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:04, archived)

eep!

thank god they are emo :)

someone could get cut here :D

hehe

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:09, archived)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:10, archived)

hahaha!

(

mutated monty, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:01, archived)

The little preview looks like hand-holding

Just thought I'd say.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:02, archived)

GAYS

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:04, archived)

Are you being a homophobe?

;)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:05, archived)

Racist.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:09, archived)

Ageist.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:16, archived)

EMOS!

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:10, archived)

Are you being a emophobe?

;)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:13, archived)

I don't like emos

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:18, archived)

Black hair = good.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:05, archived)

I thought so for a while.

Then my hair stopped liking being dyed. I still like it though.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:06, archived)

Mine's naturally black.

What's left of it. And then only if you consider darkish brown to be black. And you have the lights off. And you squint.

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:08, archived)

Hahah

Mine is dark brown and it was dyed black almost all last year.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:09, archived)

Hurrah!

But are you sure it was black and not very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very dark blue?

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:12, archived)

I think so...

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:13, archived)

No, the black hair you have drawn,

it is good.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:16, archived)

Two legs = bad.

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:07, archived)

three arses = shit apocalypse

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:12, archived)

ARghghh!

Quick eat those tiny words before they enter and infect his excessively decorated ear!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:05, archived)

Such words as

I Love You can't infect an ear in a bad way. They infect the heart in a good way.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:07, archived)

SCIENCE tells us that this is uncorrect

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:09, archived)

SCIENCE

does not know love.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:11, archived)

SCIENCE

invented love, SCIENCE and Robert Palmer

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:13, archived)

SCIENCE

doesn't really exist.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:18, archived)

SCIENCE

Was a fucking good album.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:26, archived)

What?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:41, archived)

I hate that cnut

Here's hoping Jacko uses him to scrape turds from his boney ass

(darfbozo, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:54, archived)

lol

he's bent!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:55, archived)

That's no spoon!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:56, archived)

There is no spoon

(Runningwithsporks Something something darkside, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:57, archived)

I see you've played knifey spoony before!

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:57, archived)

i love that scene :)

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Xkimo was at work on, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:57, archived)

Me too

"Bull frog that's a stupid name i'd have called it a chuzzwugga"

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:58, archived)

always bring a chainsaw to a game of knifey spoony

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:58, archived)

I always bring a fork

that might be why I fail.
:(

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:00, archived)

then others point there cutlery at you

and say "FAIL!"

:(

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:01, archived)

what about sporks?

(Runningwithsporks Something something darkside, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:03, archived)

are you discrimating against sporks?

because we don't tolerate that round these parts yuh hear?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:07, archived)

I love sporks

(Runningwithsporks Something something darkside, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:14, archived)

bend him! bend him! bend him!

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Maladicta, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:12, archived)

more terry

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

and his magic mushroom

(Mrcheeze (.)(.), Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:54, archived)

What's going on with that ladies face?

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:55, archived)

is it not kerplinsky?

mmmmm, spelling

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:56, archived)

yeah...

but still what's going on with her face?

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:58, archived)

...I...

I'm not sure....

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:00, archived)

I think this qualifies as hatstand!

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:55, archived)

Hahaha, he's a right old swinger.... he must have some large muscles if he can swing like!

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nadey, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:59, archived)

I am practicing my drawing.

Did this in Flash.

Penny for your thoughts?

(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:52, archived)

I thought it was going to be C3PO at first

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:52, archived)

One could say the same thing about you.

(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:53, archived)

I thought that too!

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:54, archived)

I am hungry

NOW HAND OVER THAT PENNY!

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SiX and his hat, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:52, archived)

You have claimed your 1p.

(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:53, archived)

nice!!

right!!
i'm outta here!!
bye my lovlies!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:53, archived)

^this

bye

(

ClanSoul, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:54, archived)

yay for copious amounts of hair!

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:54, archived)

The hair is based on my own hair,

Which I intend to get cut short soon.

Picture on my profile with my hair on it.

(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:56, archived)

*looks*

!!!
Don't you DARE! That hair is the sex

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:59, archived)

In my mind the exclamation marks are accompanied by the sound of Solid Snake being seen on metal gear.

And I'll grow it again later. I'm going on holiday and don't want the sweaty back of the neck that long hair causes. Or the lack of tan on my forehead and so on. Plus I need to get a job and I'm told men with long hair don't get passed (passed/past?) interviews.

Also, ta very much.

(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:03, archived)

oh if you MUST I suppose

I still say it's wrong!

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:07, archived)

It's been long for a long time.

Now it is time for it to be short for a short while.

Change is as good as a rest and all that.

(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:12, archived)

what shall i have for tea tonight?

*thinks of fresh scotch beef burgers with fresh herbs and some nice chunky chips, washed down with a couple of bottles of real ale, befoer retireing to the smoking froom for tiffin*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:55, archived)

Spooky

My thoughts were on tea tonight too.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:05, archived)

yes, but you'll be having fresh springbok i would expect.

*wants exotic meat*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:16, archived)

So if I give you a million thoughts you'll pay me a million pennies?

Very cool regardless. Reminds me of a cross between Keanu from Bill & Ted crossed with someone like Kurt Cobain.

(

nadey, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:58, archived)

one hundred grand FTW!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:00, archived)

Never!

Penny (singular) for thoughts (plural). All your thoughts are only worth one penny, sorry.

(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:01, archived)

Woo!

So what's the terms of his bail?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:58, archived)

Oh!

I have a a thought! It's...

Wait. No. It's gone.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:59, archived)

more news

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:49, archived)

Hahaha

Woo and Yay

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:50, archived)

*rings bell*

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SiX and his hat, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:53, archived)

That's

the tenth time so far. :D

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:01, archived)

hahahahahahah!

*clicks*

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:51, archived)

Hai du ken! thats good *click*

(Runningwithsporks Something something darkside, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:52, archived)

Ahh, so many pounds wasted in the Lucky Strike

I'm a little emotional at this news.

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:06, archived)

My pooter is broken and so I am unable to use my camera.

Have this rather poor quality 'phone-camera image instead.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:26, archived)

Wot you talkin' `bout, Willis?

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:28, archived)

In the words of Samuel L . Jackson

*sings sweetly*

Goats and trees and bumblebees,
Tell me where my knees are,
The goats and the trees and the bumblebees
Won't tell me where my knees are...

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:44, archived)

Everybody whats a Dave?

tis rather good, i just can't quite make out what it says.

ah g'wan, have a click then

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:29, archived)

it's not rather good

it's shit. don't humour him.

(

new_matt, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:31, archived)

It's actually not too bad, which is why I posted it, but yes

this is the best picture I could get and is shit.

Title for tee.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:33, archived)

i miss killerkitti

(

new_matt, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:50, archived)

I lord Manley

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:36, archived)

i'll humour who i want, you cad!

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:33, archived)

You want,

me?!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:37, archived)

Everybody Knows A Dave

Isn't it?

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:52, archived)

i don't

(

new_matt, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:00, archived)

you work for Yahoo?

(

pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:30, archived)

No,

I am a search consultant though, so sometimes I get freebies which are useful.

Like a giant biro or a hat with no top to it.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:32, archived)

novelty Alta Vista condoms?

(

mutster101 fell over, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:34, archived)

or artificial turd I suppose :)

(

pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:34, archived)

We paid for that.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:36, archived)

are you sure it's not one you left knocking about from your blog?

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:59, archived)

That's not the poop of dogs.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:26, archived)

How did you post this

if your computer is broken then?

(

Victor Meldrew, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:54, archived)

internet magics and wanking spanners.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:57, archived)

Someone else's computer.

That's not interesting, but it is true.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:04, archived)

More Nuts Plz

(Slatts If you cant remember it didnt happen, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:21, archived)

Virgin Nuts

*guffaws*

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:24, archived)

mmm...

...salty

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:26, archived)

And

less Zoo/Nuts please.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:27, archived)

gah, someone in the office brought that today

not worth the paper it's printed on, it's a poor mans FHM (which is saying somthing)

(Runningwithsporks Something something darkside, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:29, archived)

FHM and Zoo

Are both Emap publications. Same market, same fuckwitted readership.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:31, archived)

don't they publish kerrap! as well?

I can't stand that rag either

(Runningwithsporks Something something darkside, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:34, archived)

Yup. And Q too.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:40, archived)

wonderful

prentcious music journalist and fwapers of the highest order

three people in my office have just been crowded around it, looked like a nature documentary when apes find something interesting

(Runningwithsporks Something something darkside, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:48, archived)

Pea of no shame

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:30, archived)

Exactly Spazzcat

that's just about all they are

(Runningwithsporks Something something darkside, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:33, archived)

I'm just going to wait

for someone from b3ta to post a picture of Zoo, having stolen this.

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ClanSoul, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:51, archived)

oh if that happens I shall fall about laughing

possibly crushed under the weight of all that irony

(Runningwithsporks Something something darkside, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:53, archived)

...

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:54, archived)

haha very good

and sadly...true :(

*has met a lot of zoo/nuts reading fwapers*

(Runningwithsporks Something something darkside, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:56, archived)

funny because it's true

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:57, archived)

no sugar thanks.

(eneville, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 15:16, archived)

Cry "Havoc!".....

...and let slip the gulls of war....

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mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:15, archived)

very nice *clickly*

(Runningwithsporks Something something darkside, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:17, archived)

Praises you

since you asked :P

(becca_kitten Is odd at best, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:18, archived)

Woo!

Better send in Mav to help out

(Sheepattack!, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:18, archived)

Aww

cute

(becca_kitten Is odd at best, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:20, archived)

Top Gun + Cat = Top Cat

only his best friends get to call him that though

(Runningwithsporks Something something darkside, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:20, archived)

"As long as it's with dignity"

"'cos he's the most tip top, top cat"

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:22, archived)

*does jazz hands*

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:31, archived)

*comes on in top hat with cane*

*dances like Gene Kelly*
*leaves, stage right*

(Runningwithsporks Something something darkside, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:37, archived)

Hehe.. I like gulls..

Gulls with missiles is 10x better!

*clicks*

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mikenco, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:20, archived)

haha! great!

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:20, archived)

ace!

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:20, archived)

heheh sea to air bass?

(Runningwithsporks Something something darkside, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:22, archived)

"River to Plate Salmon"

doesn't have the same ring to it..

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mikenco, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:24, archived)

hehehehe!

they're a bloody menace.
nicely.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:22, archived)

haha!!

acers!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:26, archived)

bomb birds ftw

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:27, archived)

is there subject left in the world somewhere

that a /board member hasn't managed to wring an image out of?
this place never fails to amaze me.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:32, archived)

I'd imagine it's possible.....

...and I'm not sure I even want to know what depths still lie unplumbed..

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mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:34, archived)

... with his new metal body

cybergrebe is going to show them what "overfishing" really means.

rp 2736696

(haberman is singing in the changes, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:52, archived)

"Do I at least get free texts?"

(Jonniestwin, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:15, archived)

Lol whut?

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:18, archived)

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THE COMPO!

I gerrit

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:39, archived)

I think you're right.

If Osama bin Laden went to heaven, and instead of finding 72 female virgins he found 72 letters from Richard Branson's Virgin commercial empire, the first thing he'd do is make a video of himself saying "Fuck socks..."

(rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:24, archived)

Meh

just you wait

(Jonniestwin, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:27, archived)

Oh, and how rude of me...

nice pic.

(rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:29, archived)

haha

Shocking pic...it just felt better out of my head. Next post expected 2009.

*relurks*

(Jonniestwin, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:39, archived)

At least he can't see what CTU are up to.

(Woody999, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:29, archived)

Poor choice of words?

Typical BBC

back to work..

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mikenco, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:11, archived)

Pfft!

She needed this like a hole in the head.

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:12, archived)

heh.

reminds me of when they said there'd been a 'tidal wave of goodwill' following the Tsunami in 2004.

(

mutster101 fell over, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:14, archived)

hahaha!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:17, archived)

we also had some graffiti on a local road bridge

after some one had jumped off it and got run over,it read(done in white emulsion with a roller), 'missed by all' some other wag added, 'not quite'.
oh how i laughed.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:21, archived)

I shouldn't laugh..

But I just did.. lots

(

mikenco, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:22, archived)

But if that's what she said

that's what she said.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:15, archived)

She ashually said..

"his death has left a hole in her life that can never be filled.."

But I guess that wouldn't have fitted on the homepage!

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mikenco, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:17, archived)

Is it her massive twat?

Actually, I am just being flippant and was genuinely saddened by this yesterday.

The headline 'Biker Death Police . . ." amused me though.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:29, archived)

yesh, i shpotted that headline too

and also was amuzzled...

(

mutster101 fell over, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:30, archived)

Bow down before the one you serve.

You're going to get what you deserve.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:17, archived)

NIN :D

sorry, they're ace

(Runningwithsporks Something something darkside, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:18, archived)

This statement confirms my suspicions.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:22, archived)

that's what it is!

i knew it reminded me of something but couldn't place it

(

new_matt, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:19, archived)

Yeah, it just came to me

memories of seeing them live came flooding back :)

(Runningwithsporks Something something darkside, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:21, archived)

I only have to remember as far back as March.

That's still quite difficult, though.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:24, archived)

Thats when I saw them

the night was a little hazy though, tickets were free though :)

(Runningwithsporks Something something darkside, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:27, archived)

I bet I could fill her hole ;)

I'd fill the hole in his head as well (I'm messed up like that).

(SawnOff Leg or Shotgun?, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:17, archived)

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:18, archived)

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Just Flange, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:22, archived)

clever that

(

pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:25, archived)

What?

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:30, archived)

that

<---

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:33, archived)

Oh, the thing I did

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:42, archived)

i couldn't find a blank pixel on google, just a brown one.

works alright tho.

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Just Flange, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:29, archived)

You has two?!

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:32, archived)

HA HA HA HA HA

ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:32, archived)

Let us know if you like it or not.

Boberto (141KB)

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Lomticks Be yourself; everyone else is taken., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:05, archived)

Espana?

Where's the ~ ?

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:05, archived)

M3Essential stole all of them :(

(

pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:07, archived)

What a cunt.

I am angry because of that.

Grrr.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:08, archived)

oh crumbs!

I fogot about the '~'

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Lomticks Be yourself; everyone else is taken., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:07, archived)

Excuse me sir

you dropped this ~

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:06, archived)

that's all well and good,

but how do you get ~ to appear over the n?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:11, archived)

Alt+0241

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:13, archived)

i'll never remember that.

i have enough trouble hitting the right letters, never mind all this computer trickery

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:18, archived)

well, in HTML, you can always use "ñ"

(

pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:22, archived)

bookmark this

www.starr.net/is/type/altnum.htm

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new_matt, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:23, archived)

thanks, another one added to the file marked

'stuff you should remember to appease the pedants'

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:34, archived)

i use it all the time

it's dead handy

(

new_matt, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:58, archived)

Does he try to fix common household problems with wrestling moves?

pour example, he'll come around and power bomb your sink if its blocked

(Runningwithsporks Something something darkside, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:06, archived)

yes

you took the idea and brought it life. Perhaps also get the lemon tree in a belly-to-back suplex if it continues to drop leaves in the pool?

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Lomticks Be yourself; everyone else is taken., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:09, archived)

And then record a video clip

"I'm gonna bring the pain on that fool of a tree" *flares nostrils into camera*

wouldn't like to be late with the rent either

(Runningwithsporks Something something darkside, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:11, archived)

His arch rival...

'El Bombastico' runs a successful catering company over the road..

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Lomticks Be yourself; everyone else is taken., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:13, archived)

hehe, catering spanish wrestlers

does he wear a mask with a hair net over it?

that would be ace

(Runningwithsporks Something something darkside, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:14, archived)

I think he

does 'now'

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Lomticks Be yourself; everyone else is taken., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:18, archived)

I'll be looking foreward to that sir :)

(Runningwithsporks Something something darkside, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:22, archived)

A lemon tree...

...my dear Watson?

(

shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:16, archived)

Wrester AND Landlord?

arf!

(

pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:07, archived)

viva ehamma too.

he's a fine figure of a landlord.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:08, archived)

Lesbians.

Needs more lesbians.

Everything needs more lesbians.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:12, archived)

this is about 80% true

but not entirely true... there are some things which definitely do not need more lesbians. trust me.

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:16, archived)

Yeah right.

Whatever.

I mean proper lesbians - like the ones in the magazines and documentaries. Not the ugly pretenders.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:19, archived)

Damn right.

I agree with that so much I was forced to do it in an American style. :/

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:20, archived)

ah yes, i see what you're getting at :D

however, i still think that an all-male bumming jamboree would not need them, per se

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:23, archived)

Of course it would.

If it included said lezzers, you'd be able to also sell it to straight men and bi-curious and gay women. Think of the profit!

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:28, archived)

yes yes, it would be enhanced by them, but it doesn't actually _need_ them

it would still be an all male bumming jamboree without them.

(

mutster101 fell over, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:32, archived)

You are wrong.

Scientific fact.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:43, archived)

It would be

an "all male bumming jamboree lacking lesbians". These's no way round that.

(

Three Dog Man, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:57, archived)

this

this
this
this

(

pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:17, archived)

*asplodes the internets*

Click for more gradients

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:53, archived)

I love you

(Sheepattack!, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:54, archived)

Hello!

Must do things for thingy. Do soon. Quickly dothings. Must!

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:54, archived)

'Lo

Ive been having a major thought blockage, the project seems to be dead in the water.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:55, archived)

Well Mr. The and I have been super busy,

but I feel some creative blasts coming on, and I think Mr. The will be able to contribute soonish.

I can forsee some contributions any time now.

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:57, archived)

Ah yes.

I had forgot you two were all up and doing things.

TO THE BLAST PIT! MAN THE GROND ARMS! AVAST, THAR BE DIRGIBLES ABOUND.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:01, archived)

Indeed.

In fact, I done got my tablet working at work, so there will be more of this:

www.b3ta.com/board/7519734

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:02, archived)

That is the first thing I am going to buy when my student loan gets here.

Top notch newsfight.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:03, archived)

You draw without a tablet?

What are you? Crazy?

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:06, archived)

no, Lemon.

says it right there

(

pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:09, archived)

Thats so beautiful I might shed a tear

...

*sheds a tear*

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:54, archived)

*tears down a shed*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:55, archived)

hahaha

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:56, archived)

Hiya!

Bleeps to you.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:55, archived)

*click* *whirr*

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:57, archived)

I love a girl with gears.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:58, archived)

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:59, archived)

what lawks are you up to these last few days?

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:01, archived)

Few!

I'm keeping a low profile. For tax reasons.

Hows things in the land of wheels and birds?

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:02, archived)

So-so.

Could be better, could be worse. Naturally I yearn for the freedom of the sky, but find myself held down my mundanity. *sighs*

Also this: www.b3ta.com/board/7519734

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:05, archived)

Hhahaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha

Glee, little wheelybird. Glee.

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:19, archived)

Hurrah, SSS!

Enjoy your low profiles. Pop up any time you like, y'hear?

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:23, archived)

*dutch rubs*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:56, archived)

*elbows in the moobs*

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:57, archived)

i don't have moobs!

any more

anyway, you're just jealous

=P

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:00, archived)

Yes. I long for big bags of fat

Mmmm, fat.

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:01, archived)

but you have big bags of fat.

just not on your chest!

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:07, archived)

Oh you utter cunt

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:20, archived)

*comforts*

(

mutster101 fell over, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:56, archived)

WOO YAY

now do the illiad in 16 frames... OR ELSE!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:55, archived)

Sun 1 - Icarus 0

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:55, archived)

You missed the 'SPLAT' frame

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:56, archived)

^this, times three

(

mutster101 fell over, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:56, archived)

Oh!

This is fucking lovely! *click*

(

Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:57, archived)

rah, that am lovely

we can all learn from this ancient fable

(

mutster101 fell over, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:57, archived)

crikey!

that's deep!

or.. high up

or something

:D

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:59, archived)

'Lo meats

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:03, archived)

lo' lemons

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:18, archived)

Like Icarus ascending on beautiful foolish arms...

Dreams Amelia, dreams and false alarms

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:59, archived)

thats it.

i now know EVERYTHING!!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:00, archived)

if they taught it like this in schools

we'd have far fewer illegitimate children.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:03, archived)

illegitimate?

pffft

And wasn't he escaping from prison?

(

Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:30, archived)

purdy that!

(

mikenco, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:13, archived)

Mmmmmm chicken.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:56, archived)

vroooooooooooooom!

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:52, archived)

dear god.

i hope if i get to that size someone has the good nature to pop a cap in my ass and be done with it.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:54, archived)

a can?

a keg would be more apt.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:55, archived)

*pops a cap in your ass*

*a new york yankees one*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:55, archived)

If I got to that size

I wouldn't bother with the pretense of clothes

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:56, archived)

This.

Theres a woman that lives by me who goes around on a scooter (an actual one, not a mobility scooter). She hangs off the sides and flaps around in the wind.

It is the sickest funniest thing I have ever seen.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:56, archived)

i demand photos.

this woman needs to be shared with the interweb, and further mocked.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:58, archived)

If I ever see her with a camera handy, I shall do this thing.

Not see her around in a while though. She may finally have had the inevitable coronary

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:59, archived)

we need video proof for the newsletter

i utterly demand it.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:58, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahaha

I'll go stand on the streets with a handy camcorder.

This would absolutely be worth it.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:00, archived)

hahaha that's ace!

great chin action there!
NYOMNYOMNYOMNYOMNYOM

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:55, archived)

haha

Yay, i've got that theme tune as my ring tone!

(

firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:58, archived)

oh dat pigeon gonna gid it!

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:58, archived)

I aint afraid of no Hells Angels...

*hides*

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:49, archived)

Hahaha

Oh dear.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:51, archived)

haha.....

nice shooting!

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caffeinefreak, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:51, archived)

...

Yeah, Hull's that way...

These guys must be pretty hardcore to start offing Hell's Angels!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:51, archived)

pfffffftttttttttttt!

most hells angels are accountants and middle managment these days.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:52, archived)

^This^

And the HDROGB think they're just as hard.

Shandy drinkers

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:59, archived)

I dunno, in the back of the head is a bit cowardly.

A knife fight in the circle of death would have been better.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:56, archived)

I'd pay to watch that

these fucking 'hard cases' you get nowawadays wouldn't last five seconds against yer actual old schoolers.

Today, they are more interested in stabbing old ladies

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:01, archived)

I've read "Hells Angels" by Hunter S Thompson

and the angels in 1970's California sound a lot meaner than the pansies in brand new leathers hugging each other on the 1 o'clock news today.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:03, archived)

haha!

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:51, archived)

Excellent!

(Sheepattack!, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:53, archived)

hahahaha!

that was one very long crime scene.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:54, archived)

I want to play

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rob, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:55, archived)

oh yes, clog my fucking town with traffic again, please

woo, tho

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:58, archived)

Hells Angels? Hard? Pah.

I'll tell you what's hard...

Parallax scrolling 6 lanes of tiled bloody traffic in ImageReady. :P

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:02, archived)

I was pretty impressed

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Thanks!

:P

Now all I have to do is stay alive after the angels see it :P

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:09, archived)

The ever lovely Jessie

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:37, archived)

ver'nice! Woo!

What sort of event is that from?

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:38, archived)

a trip to the shops

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:39, archived)

The medieval shops?

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:40, archived)

that's them

she was off to get some mead and pigs heads

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:46, archived)

sounds like the makings of a good party.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:47, archived)

hahaha

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mikenco, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:16, archived)

Ye Olde Shoppe?

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:46, archived)

Aww that's lully !

Quick hello and woo to you Minky, now got to go and do some w*rk :(

*waves byes*

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rabbitz, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:40, archived)

*rugby tackles*

*doesn't let go*

work is evil

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:42, archived)

*waves*

don't work too hard, and don't forget, it's nearly home time.

:D

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:45, archived)

what you waving at me for?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:45, archived)

not you, i was waving past to to rabbitz in the distance.

Tsk, you were just in the way.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:47, archived)

ever lovely indeed :D

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:41, archived)

*gets medieval on yo ass*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:42, archived)

*back to the wall*

you leave my ass alone!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:47, archived)

*puts on chainmail condom*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:48, archived)

Blimey!

That's a bit special (in a good way!)

Thank you minky fella!

*saves*
Can I put it in my profile?

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yes

but use the one i msn'd you
this one doesn't have a chin!
oops.
glad you like it

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:45, archived)

ooh ooh edit it and let us see the chin too! :D

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:48, archived)

i can't edit

i'm on barnsey

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:53, archived)

You have definitely got this style down to a tee.

'cos it's ferkin brilliant!

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:45, archived)

those hands look suspect,

i recognise that ring from somewhere...

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:45, archived)

haha

you know i thought that as i was making it!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:46, archived)

Thats it, too much B3ta for you.

When you see Goatse everywhere (and get the urge to draw CDC's often) you know it's time to do some work.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:48, archived)

i never draw CDC's

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:49, archived)

What, never?

perhaps it's just me then.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:52, archived)

maybe a couple of times in the past i experimented

but not any more.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:53, archived)

s'good

It reminds me abit of Gary Hume's work mixed with Bob Masse's. Fantastic

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Lomticks Be yourself; everyone else is taken., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:47, archived)

Very nice

but I think I still prefer her milestone animation!

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:51, archived)

PAGAN

beautiful pagan... with swirls...

tis nice.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:54, archived)

Mmmmmm

gorgeous colours on this.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:00, archived)

(Mrcheeze (.)(.), Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:15, archived)

i KNEW it

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:23, archived)

Its been a while... :)

(zepplin_dong wibbly wobbly, wibbly wibb, wobb, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:33, archived)

It's 1859 again.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 14:42, archived)

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