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He's gonna blow...

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Ninj, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)

Aaarrrrgggghhhh!!!!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)

kill it with fires!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)

make his head asplode!

*strains*

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:15, archived)

Best exploding head EVAH!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)

Hahahahaha

Exploding seams head! :P

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:23, archived)

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:55, archived)

gypsy

Click for bigger (46KB)
based on a photo of someone's tattoo.

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:07, archived)

Get Orf my land

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WormuIus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)

Is she a mushroom?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)

NO!

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:14, archived)

:():

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:18, archived)

Is that a little bug?

Or a vagina with piercings?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:20, archived)

haha

I'm not sure, It's a bit of a nonsense!

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)

hairy muff emoticon!

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:21, archived)

that's very very nice

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)

thanks

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:10, archived)

Nice pearl necklace...

fnar fnar

But seriously it's lovely.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:10, archived)

the pearls need working on!
but thanks.

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)

I gave four people a pearl necklace last night

...including myself!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:14, archived)

I... er.. ooh... erm?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:16, archived)

0_0

I say!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:19, archived)

*snuggles*

'ning lully

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)

Thats awesome.

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Cae1, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:12, archived)

ta!

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:15, archived)

I really like that...

...most woo-ful!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:14, archived)

Ta muchly!

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:21, archived)

Noice!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:15, archived)

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)

Visas Marr

From KOTOR2?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:18, archived)

googles..

she's great!

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:20, archived)

i'M LOVIN'IT

soz capslock

have a woo and a click!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)

I was beginning to have my doubts...

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Ninj, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)

Superb Work, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:35, archived)

Why...

Thank you sir, as is your smashing butterfly down below I've just seen :-)

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Ninj, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)

Most kind, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)

butterfly down below

pfffft rude

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)

hahaha

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)

haha

grand!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:36, archived)

50p

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)

schrodinger's cat?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)

I've heard WAY too much about schrodinger's cat

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Joliet, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:55, archived)

do you reckon it know's how famous it is?

I guess we wont know until we open her up.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:57, archived)

why do all of your suggestions

end in a live autopsy?

... does Shrodinger's cat know it's famous? OPEN IT UP AND WE'LL FIND OUT

... I have a rumble in my tummy... JUMP ON THE BENCH, I'LL GET MY KNIVES

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:02, archived)

It's the only way to be sure

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:02, archived)

I'm going to start a charity

to get you an X Ray machine... only then will the people of the world be safe for your inquisitive knife.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:06, archived)

was that a big bang theory reference?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)

Yep

10 points to you :)

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Joliet, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:11, archived)

Woooooooooo

points!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:14, archived)

mine wasn't, just SCIENCES!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:12, archived)

I start real sciences in a week

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:15, archived)

ooooh fun

i miss learning sciences.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:18, archived)

I r not learning

I r discovering sciences :)
and getting paid nicely

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:21, archived)

treat

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:28, archived)

Yes

I so want to see Darling say "You are all weirdos!"

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)

I want to see that quote levelled at the cabinet in general

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)

THE AMERICAN EAGLE DONE A SHIT IN THE URINAL

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:41, archived)

SAM FTW!

Woo Yeah!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)

Hahaha!

'noon Ninj!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:58, archived)

Here's where he got it from!

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:02, archived)

Hahahaha

and I thought he hacked it off himself!

The fraud...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:07, archived)

Urine Smeller was at the front of a very long queue

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)

Noon Barb...

...lurve the head. How ya doin'?

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Ninj, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)

I'm alright, a bit bored...

How are you?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:10, archived)

ooh fine ta...

...played Little Jacob at darts yesterday in GTAIV, bostin' fun :-)

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Ninj, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:11, archived)

I took my little girl swimming yesterday (she's only 2)

and we were in there for 2 and a half hours because she wouldn't get out!

I did manage to persuade her to go on the waterslide for the first time ever though - I'm not sure who enjoyed it more, her or me...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:15, archived)

Ah bless...

...sound like a lot of fun, my lad's the same and he's 12, he won't come out either. Great memories for you both eh?

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Ninj, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:18, archived)

HaHa!

marvelous!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:00, archived)

Before you ask, yes, I AM proud of myself :D

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:32, archived)

LEAVE HIM ALONE

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:32, archived)

BUT I LOVE HIM :(

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:34, archived)

I BET I LOVE HIM MORE

*fights*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)

The board's awfully violent today.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)

*kick*

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:44, archived)

Owee.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)

I LOVE YOU MORE

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)

NO WAY!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:47, archived)

WHAT?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:47, archived)

butt out, ttssattsr.

She's MINE NOW

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:48, archived)

I h8 u

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:49, archived)

WHAT IS THE DEAL TODAY?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:50, archived)

People are trying to steal you. I SHALL NOT HAVE IT.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:51, archived)

You should uhh

rip them new ones...

*tries to sound supermegawickedcool*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:53, archived)

I'LL JUST RIP THEIR OLD ONES.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:55, archived)

BUT THAT'S WHAT HEX WANTS YOU TO DO!

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:57, archived)

HAHAHAHA.

THEN I'LL TOTALLY BE ALL LIKE GRRR AND SCARY.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:59, archived)

but thats what hex wants you to do!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:05, archived)

Perhaps he can't win.

Argh.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:06, archived)

WHAT'S ALL THIS SHOUTING, WE'LL HAVE NO TROUBLE HERE

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:54, archived)

WE WILL.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:56, archived)

0_o

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:03, archived)

*troubles*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:05, archived)

would

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:32, archived)

WAT

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)

GODDAMN TOM MY BOOBS ARE BIGGER THAN THAT

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)

I AM NOT A PONY

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)

YAY

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)

Haha I hope this is your random quote

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:35, archived)

No riding Sam?

Shame.

Girls, apparently he's not for riding. Back on the coach.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:36, archived)

Well that's just rubbish.

*crosses arms*

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)

YOU said it. Not me.

Now I've got to take 30 crying girls back to their parents unsullied.

I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)

I AM NOT.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:41, archived)

Neither are they.

They were so excited.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)

can you take them back via my house?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)

I am not putting unsullied girls in any room with you.

That's not fair on the poor things.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:44, archived)

unsullied girls by their very nature

are there to be sullied.
And I have a Phd in sullying

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)

Yes, but you're also too much for them to handle.

Now see me, I've got a whip and a blowtorch. I can handle you FINE. They've got nothing except vague ideas of romance, candlelight and lovemaking.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:47, archived)

then it is my duty to show them what the world is REALLY like

before they fall in with bad company and are led astray

blowtorch?
That really wont be neccesary. The whip is fine.

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:48, archived)

*smiles sweetly*

There's a reason it's ME that's squiring them about, sunshine.

The blowtorch isn't for you, it's for the inevitable lost keys.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:49, archived)

ah yes, but like it or not, there are things that I can do that you can only read about

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:49, archived)

Oooooh like what?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:51, archived)

well for a start I can piss standing up

and I'm sure you can too, but my legs don't get wet when I do it.
And I know this trick where I **** my ****** right up your ****

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:53, archived)

I can do that

I just **** this **** to this harness on the front of my ******.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:00, archived)

*greases and assumes the position*

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:02, archived)

Are we going to have a cock war?

Because I've got no nerves in mine.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:03, archived)

so where's the fun it that?

a lick of luminous paint and we can play Darth & Obi Wan with the lights off

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:05, archived)

that's nothing

I can *** a whole ***** of ******** up you **** without even trying. Follow that up with a round of ****** ******* whilst ******* your ******* with a set of ******. And ********** your ***** with a mighty pair of weights.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:06, archived)

*crosses legs and looks embarrassed*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:07, archived)

I have a studded leather lead and collar...

I reckon I could have a go.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:48, archived)

I'll be right over

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:50, archived)

oh for fucks sake you're bringing someone else into the fight?

fine
*saddles up Doom Horse the Night Mare*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:59, archived)

DOOM HORSE?

a horse bit me once.

This makes me scared.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)

i'm terrified of them but when it comes to fighting for my sub i'll brave it

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:12, archived)

*purrs*

Today is being fun for me.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:16, archived)

I like Ttssattsr

Best of all the b3tanimals!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)

B3tanimals. I like that. That's got smarts.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)

He also has girly hand writing.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)

:D:D:D

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:34, archived)

I got told I had masculine handwriting the other day.

But usually people just call it feminine. People are strange.

When you're a stranger *shoots self*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:35, archived)

I have massive hand writing.

It's a curse.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:36, archived)

Mine's not massive, just a vaguelly copperplate scrawl.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:37, archived)

I think I already said I like your handwriting.

It's nice.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)

Nah, it's too scrawly.

It's just strange what people consider to be masculine/feminine when it comes to things like that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)

all French people have the same writing

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)

All graphic designers that I've ever met have really awful handwriting.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:41, archived)

My dad is one

and this DEFINITELY applies.

I will have to ask graphic designers for samples...hmm

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)

I'm marrying one

he can draw, he can paint, he can do anything artistic. He writes like a seven year old penguin boy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:44, archived)

you've met me and my writing's lovely

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:53, archived)

Exception to prove the rule, m'dear.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:00, archived)

~~writing~~ nationality

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:41, archived)

YEAH

and it's really pretty.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:47, archived)

YOU'RE A SHIT.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:35, archived)

It's amazing how many oppertunities I've had to repost this.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:36, archived)

I know, right!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:37, archived)

Totally.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)

Yes.

AMAZING!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)

Marjory, the fucking kids are fighting again!

Can't we send them to your mother's for the weekend?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:35, archived)

BUT I AM FUNNY! :D

I love him.

HE IS TOTALLY COMING TO MY HOUSE TOMORROW YEAH

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:35, archived)

oooh people are in surrey!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:37, archived)

Fuck Surrey.

Come to Buckinghamshire.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)

Hertforshire's where it's at.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)

Oxon ftw

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:41, archived)

It's good

but Oxford is full of people from Oxford, and they're mainly knobs.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)

: ...... -(

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)

MAINLY.

Come on Sachs Fifth Avenue, you know I think you're a dude of magnificent proportions.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)

hehe

It's true tho, oxford is full of pillocks.

Tarquin and Cecilia blowing mummy and daddy's money on schnort and cocktails.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:48, archived)

You see, you know exactly what I mean.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:50, archived)

i went to school with most of them :(

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:53, archived)

it's ok,

i wee on the cisterns in the cocktail bars, so when they hoof blow, they get my wee in their face.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:55, archived)

nice. everyone knows you just key it anyway.

lines are for tossers.

in the spoons in sheffield they've started covering cisterns in wd40 so any drug put on it gets absorbed :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:58, archived)

Olive oil is the trick of the trade, or vaseline.

There goes your expensive cocaine.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:59, archived)

Jersey, CI

Sandy beaches, lovely weather, and loads of office types going past the window on their way to the beach for lunch...Woohoo!

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loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:46, archived)

And the FRENCH.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:47, archived)

On the plus side,

they only tend to come over for day trips, and the ferry's a tad unreliable!

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loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:53, archived)

Hertfordshire has a few nice bits

but most of it is fucking awful. Hemel, Watford, bloody hell, bleurgh.

Tring's alright, but still.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:41, archived)

Bishop's Stortford it full of internet hunks.

Totally.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)

now? but i can't find my shoes :(

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)

You can borrow some of mine when you get here.

You need to either be a size 5-6 or a size 12.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)

size 12? wtf?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:46, archived)

Not mine, the wife's.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:47, archived)

ah i see. that makes sense.

christ i can see 8 pairs of shoes from where i'm sitting. how the fuck am i male?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:51, archived)

There's nothing wrong with that.

Don't start getting all overly macho now, or at least, not before I've seen you in proper fop makeup and a beauty spot.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:53, archived)

i'm not macho. christ no. have you felt how soft my hands are?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:55, archived)

Funnily enough, no.

I've never felt your hands, yet you've bought me coffee. This is backwardsland.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:01, archived)

This was taken in Buckinghamshire.

www.b3ta.com/board/8490197

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)

OMG I totally know that tree.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)

It was in quite a Common Wood

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:47, archived)

WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME TOO?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)

maybe ashally. i have nothing planned tomorrow...

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)

GAZ MEEEE

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:49, archived)

*prepares a Fritzl-style dungeon*

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)

I like this and I want to subscribe to your magazine

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:36, archived)

hot.

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Shada, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:37, archived)

JESUS DID ALL THESE THINGS

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)

hahaha, i love the handwriting :D

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:57, archived)

Flutterby

Pilsner here.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:21, archived)

NICE.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:22, archived)

^this

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)

that

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:31, archived)

and the other

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:32, archived)

Here >

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)

< there

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:34, archived)

STOP THIS.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:35, archived)

^ what that nice man said.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:36, archived)

Bloody nice picture, by the way!

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:41, archived)

a-yes!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:44, archived)

Cheers, my fine fellow!

You're very kind.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)

Everywhere

DONE

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)

Oh my, how wonderful and calming.

*cuddle* JayPeeGee, bigger boys are trying to take my pet off me. :-(

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:23, archived)

No no no, she was mine all along >:(

GRUMBLE GRUMBLE

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)

i saw her first

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)

She wants to be mine.

She prefers the touch of a female owner.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:25, archived)

Wrong. I called dibs WAY BEFORE.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:25, archived)

This is true.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:30, archived)

I wiiiiiiin.

I am smiles.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:30, archived)

Win?

I think not.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:31, archived)

>:(

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:32, archived)

I am bigger than all of you and can take her.

*takes*

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:32, archived)

*takes back*

Whilst bigger, that just means you'll fall harder. Now don't make me introduce Mrs Knee to the Knacker twins.

*runs away*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:32, archived)

*chases*

*gets out of breath*
*gives up*
*goes back to pictures of Kristen Schaal*

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:35, archived)

I am offended.

Lotsly

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)

Make your face look like hers and I'll come a-running.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:44, archived)

Pfft

I'd rather not eat loads of pies and run into a brick wall.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:52, archived)

Eh? What?

*defends Fae from evil do-ers*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)

That's the ticket.

See, you're nice.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:26, archived)

*blushes*

I try.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:27, archived)

And succeed, lovely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:28, archived)

*cuddles*

Bless you, honey.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:28, archived)

Youre lucky!

My hamster took herself from me on Friday :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:25, archived)

My mate's died last week

they have a new one now, and have called it the same word my mother used as a euphemism for my genitalia when I was a little girl.

Fucking CHEERS GUYS.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:26, archived)

Which is?

Mimsy perchance?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:27, archived)

Nope.

I can't say it, it's too cringeworthy for me.

Begins with T, stars and glittery things do it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:28, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:29, archived)

Little Bill is better.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:29, archived)

TWINKLE TWINKLE TWINKLE!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:30, archived)

Yep, that's the word I can't say.

Ever. And is now also the name of my furry new niece.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:30, archived)

why do parent's give genitals twee names?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:32, archived)

That was the midwife's fault, my mum says.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:32, archived)

heh we had the equally shudder making 'tweeny'

damn them. Also The word 'willy' gives me shivers of horror.

I'm going to go with science i think. Can't go wrong with science

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:36, archived)

Genitals.

Nice blanket unisex word.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)

genitals are the clearly the least unisex thing ever

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)

pum-pum?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:28, archived)

Little Bill?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:28, archived)

Arf!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:28, archived)

Woo

*clicks* quietly so as not to disturb 'em...

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Ninj, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)

Text On A Dead George :(

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:17, archived)

blink 182 lyrics on Glick?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:18, archived)

A fitting tribute

RIP George :-(

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chart cat has an itch, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:19, archived)

He's dead?

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:19, archived)

I'd never heard of him untill today

and after watching a video on /links I think this really is a great loss to the world of comedy.
It's also doing a man, who was obviously a genius of observational humour, a great dis-service to associate him with just swearing.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:20, archived)

He was a fantastic comedian

(if you like the whole Bill Hicks, Dennis Leary type ranty stuff)

The 7 words routine just happens to be his most famous. If that wasn't what you saw, look for "7 words you can never say on television" and you'll see why those swearwords are on his picture.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:22, archived)

Right, I apologise.

I didn't know about this 7 words routine, I've just googled it and am about to watch it.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:25, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)

Well that's sad

He made a good bishop.

Hope he can come down from the roof some day.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:30, archived)

watched Dogman with the missus on Friday night - she'd never seen it!

best bishop evar...

(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:12, archived)

This makes me sad.

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:57, archived)

more adventures with crap dad

Previously...
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/winding.jpg
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/sling.jpg

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:17, archived)

I endorse this message

Parents of B3ta, if your child is under 8, kindly lock him/her in a basement until such time as they can be taken outside in public without screaming and acting in a manner which would get normal people arrsested.

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:19, archived)

^this

Wtf is wrong with parents today.

*strict(ish) up-bringing blog

I guess i'll find out when we get to spawning

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:20, archived)

I was out and about in Tesco a while back

and a child who could only have been about 5 or so quite clearly told his mum to 'go fuck herself' in the biscuit aisle.

I'd have been black and bloody blue.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:21, archived)

yeah, but fucking funny though

I hope my Charlie's first word is "cunt"

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:22, archived)

In the biscuit aisle?

how very unhygienic. Still at least it wasn't fruit and veg...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:25, archived)

the thrashing i'd have received would have been unbe-fucking-leivable

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:37, archived)

This ^2

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:58, archived)

Mine wasnt particularly strict

but if I started screaming and banging on the table, despite no visible signs of distress, just as an act of amusement, while in a resteraunt while I was an infant type, my parents would have told me to shut the fuck up, not handed me things to throw

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:23, archived)

Mr Orchestra speaks wisely

I apparently didn't behave like a complete moron when I has a child, but then again got a healthy slap if I did start playing up

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:49, archived)

^this with a birch rod

i got hit as a child if i was fucking up, i'm looking forward to kicking the shit out of my kids one day.

though i will consider myself a successful father if i can teach my kids how to talk in a cinema

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)

not to shirley?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:26, archived)

to whisper if they have to talk at all

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:31, archived)

oic

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)

YES!

that sort of thing is REALLY starting to piss me off... Bloody parents these days...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:34, archived)

*readies the cellar*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:20, archived)

hahahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:19, archived)

*snort*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:20, archived)

oooh chop me one out

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:21, archived)

gak-ed up a monday

you reckless schnort fiend

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:27, archived)

it's the only way to start the week

decadence and hedonism is the only path to take

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:31, archived)

woo

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:20, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Genuine LOL moment :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:27, archived)

This weekend I did walking, photography and art!

I IS IN YOUR TREES, WATCHING YOU WANK

* Close-Up of original tree ---

CFB (92KB)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:13, archived)

pictures or it didn't happen

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:14, archived)

^ See above... "I-Tree"

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:16, archived)

that's 1 out of 3 taken care of

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:18, archived)

Slight thread jack with a link:

I find this interesting mainly 'cos I collect VFD table top games, but others may be intrigued too, see that thing in front of Data?:

that's an old Bandai tabletop game called Pair Match www.handheldmuseum.com/Bandai/PairMatch.htm

I've spotted a Firefox game being used as a gate control once in Voyager too.

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..wil, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:22, archived)

* I am upset now...

* How come this only got one comment and a thread jack? if bloody Killerkitti had posted one of her arts, she would have filled up the next three pages with comments?

* Continues to sob...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)

Awww

I like your trees.

Maybe you should draw a nice emo haircut on one of them.
Edit : Hmm, there's an idea. Emo trees. They cut themselves down.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)

Thank you Tribs

* your payment of Eleventeen Groats is in the post

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:00, archived)

hahahahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:50, archived)

Woo.. Three comments from you

* you must either really love me, or think my photography is fab!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:56, archived)

Wimbledon begins ;-)

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glubglub should be working on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:10, archived)

We should be safe this week according to the forecast.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:11, archived)

Shoot him!!

it's the only way.

:)

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XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:12, archived)

Wimbledon!

oh fuck. cocking tennis, it'l like mowing the lawn, but worse.

and for two weeks.

infact it's not like mowing the lawn as i actually quite like that.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:21, archived)

You're just upset because you fancy the "British Prince of Tennis"

but he's not in it anymore.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:28, archived)

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:28, archived)

haha :D

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:16, archived)

Hooray!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:36, archived)

haha.. especially the pool one ;-)

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glubglub should be working on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:59, archived)

The Executive Rhino (Diceros bicornis prodigus)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:05, archived)

*takes memo*

woo.

Still rockin' Dagobah Surrey as wallpaper btw. Perennial fave :)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:07, archived)

whats that one?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:08, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/fa2a3ab468c53bb760c2/dagobahsurrey.jpg

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:12, archived)

Which is a modification of

www.rehs.com/zoom.dtop?image=catalogimages/henry_h_parker_a2858_the_mole_dorking_surrey_wm.jpg
(Just in case people think I'm a talented Victorian landscape painter)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:14, archived)

well obviously :)

that is amazing though

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:15, archived)

Aha!

People are always asking what the painting is...

*garners away in recesses of mind*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:15, archived)

This is still my favourite :)

www.tribs.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/images/b3ta/Potocki2.jpg

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)

*desktops*

fuck that good

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:14, archived)

How's the stocks old chap what what?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:07, archived)

RHINO.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:10, archived)

I see. Checked the FTSE? What's it saying?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:10, archived)

It says: 17.

wut

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:11, archived)

Sell.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:13, archived)

But it's a bull market!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:15, archived)

Sell.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:15, archived)

You'll go far in this business what what.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:16, archived)

ofankyoo

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:19, archived)

hehe. They're such magestic beasts, what what?

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:11, archived)

beautiful

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:13, archived)

hehe..

Did he steal your briefcase?

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glubglub should be working on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:11, archived)

top hole old chap

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:12, archived)

Yay!

Edit:

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XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:12, archived)

How very distinguished

Woo

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:14, archived)

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:04, archived)

hahahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:05, archived)

ha ha ha

oh dear me

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:06, archived)

[hahah...YES!]

[Edit:

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(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:06, archived)

snort!!!

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finnbar has officially retired, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:06, archived)

thats is excellent

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:06, archived)

Hahahaha brilliant!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:06, archived)

Do want.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:07, archived)

hahaha

Space Ghost is always awesome!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:08, archived)

fptastic

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:08, archived)

hehehehe!

Excellent stuff!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:08, archived)

Hahahaa

Aces!
even though Wonderwoman would be even more awesome!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:09, archived)

hahaha fantastic.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:10, archived)

KLUGMAN.

*blasts*

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:21, archived)

hahah genuinely office lollage!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:23, archived)

That is 'Teh' Awesome

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Sheep!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:41, archived)

RAR!

hardest "lol" today, thankyou.

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noddegamra needs more biscuits!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:45, archived)

Hahahaha!

Brilliant.

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:28, archived)

hahahahahaha

fantastic

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:54, archived)

Space Ghost FTW!!!!

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:12, archived)

wow

TWO popular pages with the same post...clicky cliky!!

(Poombah the destroyer where did tutt and dth go, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 8:59, archived)

Julian Cope is dead. I shot him in the head. And if he moves some more I'll kill him for sure. Now, Julian Cope is dead.

(Pelle ghola, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:25, archived)

i like your poem

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:26, archived)

I'm back, innit.

You know that Pimm's advert at the moment?
It SCREAMS Tom O'Bedlam.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:27, archived)

you fucking knows it

ridicule is nothing to be scared of

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:29, archived)

I had to explain to my best mate who I was singing yesterday.

I was singing Prince Charming.

Needless to say, she now knows the dance also.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:30, archived)

Last week I 'danced' to that dressed as someone from Chicago.

It was a bit of a mindpiss.

& I can't dance :)

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:32, archived)

someone from Chicago?

Abe Froman?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:34, archived)

Generic stage slag ashally.

Was a shit costume.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:42, archived)

I can't do white people dancing.

I can wind and grind, but I can't be doing with this 'stand in one place and bounce' thing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:35, archived)

He is even wearing a Harris Tweed blazer.

You are Pimm's bloke, AICMFP.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:31, archived)

i love my harris tweed blazer

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:43, archived)

That must make it Pimm's o'clock.

I nearly brought my last can of Pimm's to college today... but we get all told off for things like that :(

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)

your college sucks. i've got half a bottle of pimms next to my bed ashally. i might take pimms with lunch if the weather stays nice

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:48, archived)

*does a jealous*

Next to your bed is such a good place to keep Pimm's. I might follow suit.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:57, archived)

fah diddly qua qua

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:31, archived)

I just saw this.

Made me smile.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:47, archived)

it's not his poem

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:56, archived)

I like your drawing.

Edit: If anyone watches Monkey Dust, Fran is on This Morning.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:28, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

PELLE :)

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:28, archived)

upwards at 45 degrees

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:29, archived)

Drummond FTW

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Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:32, archived)

WHAT

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:34, archived)

This is good and odd.

Goodd.

Also: Ning everybody :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:42, archived)

Anything referencing Drummond gets my vote

...that arab smock, those golden locks
it can't be, it could be, it is!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:57, archived)

*checks BBC*

*throws brickbat at Pelle*

(I can't believe I forgot that was a Bill Drummond song - old age approacheth fast)

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finnbar has officially retired, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:03, archived)

He didn't understand

the glory of the plan,
Now Julian Cope is dead.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:09, archived)

sadly i own that album

bill drummond, hang your head in shame

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:13, archived)

Something something something

words words words

Click for bigger (173KB)

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dotmund .co.uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:20, archived)

Oh my word, this is some good stuff.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:21, archived)

*cleeeck*

I love this. I love you. I have nothing but love.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:21, archived)

Thank you for getting Donna Summer in my head

*dances*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:22, archived)

hate something

change something
from living to dead
woo

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:21, archived)

hahahaha

hurrah for shitting wolves up!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:21, archived)

brilliant

are you an actual illustrator?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:22, archived)

only because nobody will give him a real job

(

Pootle, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:41, archived)

So you're saying my

t-shirt with a wolf and Jesus on it is inaccurate?

(Pelle ghola, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:23, archived)

if only the Bible had been written by the brothers Grimm

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:24, archived)

I know I should've bought

one with a native American and the American flag on it. :(

(Pelle ghola, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:26, archived)

Why did he create them then?

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:24, archived)

Man created moonpig adverts.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:24, archived)

where is your god now?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:26, archived)

Surely you're FAR more equipped to answer that question than I, Book Smarts Bedlam.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:26, archived)

blah blah blah... subconscious human need for explanation and meaning... blah blah blah

god is either not all power or not all kind... blah blah blah...infinite justice and infinite mercy are mutally exclusive... blah blah blah

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:29, archived)

There you go!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:31, archived)

Didcot Parkway

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:28, archived)

Didcot!

Places near where I live sort of FTW.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:31, archived)

That's as may be...

But why did Jesus create Wolves if he hates them?

Ninja Edit

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:26, archived)

Wolfs?

Wolves?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:29, archived)

Ha ha ha ha

*clicks*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:26, archived)

Reminds me of Robin Gibb

My tutor was cancelled \o/

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:26, archived)

hahahahahahaha.......but

"jesus be a useless cunt!"
/bad boy bubby blog

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:27, archived)

Thats great

I dig your motherfukkin style

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Hellzapoppin, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:28, archived)

lovely drawing, as per . . .

as per . . .but without wolves there would be no Red Riding Hood
Phroaar!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:32, archived)

Oh fuck yes.

I appear to have found my birthday costume.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:35, archived)

you wear that underneath

silly person

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:37, archived)

NO!

knives are bad m'kay?
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:37, archived)

And no vector sexiness...

woo!

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:36, archived)

Made me think of Cap'n Wow

Can't think why...

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:37, archived)

Ginger + weaponry.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)

And boots

Lurve da boots

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:59, archived)

sir, this talent of yours

could be put to nefarious use.

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Frumbert has no sig, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)

This is chuffing

Ace!

Hard to believe this came from the same guy who uses MS paint for everything!

Excellent stuff. Got any more in this style?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:10, archived)

isn't it pretty clear in the Red Riding hood story that she's a child?

Isn't this badly, badly wrong?

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:53, archived)

Oh hell yes this is excellent :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)

wow!

and woo!

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:05, archived)

why must you should our lord and saviour's winky?

I sometimes worry that you might not respect and love Jesus, at all

(

Pootle, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:49, archived)

I don't just like that, I love it!

"He's going to shit some wolves right up!" - Genius!

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:34, archived)

Is he an Aston Villa fan or something?

(Astatine, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 0:21, archived)

oh shush

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 1:28, archived)

things get dangerous in the branches at mating season

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)

Rhinosquirrel!

Woo!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:01, archived)

Nice!

They face a lot of competition from these little fellas:

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:11, archived)

That gives me the horn...

C^WL^OI^OC^OK

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:13, archived)

there's a dick and balls

in the middle of your cwlcok

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:17, archived)

There is now!

C_WL_OI_OC_OK

_/\_

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:23, archived)

now it's excited

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:25, archived)

how did i read that as cock lick?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:22, archived)

Because you have a warped mind, my friend...

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:29, archived)

hahahha, that is brilliant!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:16, archived)

Horny Squirrel!

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Hokerou, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:22, archived)

'ning!

I made this on Friday but din't have time to post it

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)

HAHAHA:D

That's how Dreamtime came about /FACT!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:47, archived)

second favourite yet

hahahahahahaha

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:47, archived)

favourite being . . . ?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:48, archived)

the alien one :)

that made me laugh so much i nearly lost a lung to the coughing that ensued :) especially as for some reason i didn't expect the horse

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)

In Space, no-one can hear your gleeeeeeeeee! arms

no-one can hear your gleeeeeeeeee! arms hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:50, archived)

hehehe yes!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:53, archived)

OH MY

72000 messages!

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:11, archived)

What she ^ said.

CONGRATS, DAVE.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:13, archived)

What an epic.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:48, archived)

look who it is

*gurruffalos*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:50, archived)

I have no idea what one of those is

but I am finding it strangely enjoyable.

Hellooo Mr O'Bedlam :)

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:51, archived)

hi ho silver lining

how have you not ever read the gurruffalo? its a classic of children literature. add it to your loist of books

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)

Of course I've read it.

But isn't it 'Gruffalo'?

And how on earth do you do one of them to another person?

EDIT: GRUFFALO HAS A WEBSITE!

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:55, archived)

IT'S NOW A VERB.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:57, archived)

A VERB FULL OF GRUFFALOSITY

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)

*bursts*

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)

*puts your bits and pieces in a jiffy bag, for repairing later*

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)

THIS IS THE INTERNET. WE VERB WORDS. IT WEIRDS LANGAUGE.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)

LANGAUGE.

THESE ARE GOODER THAN THEM.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)

LANGAUGE IS FOR MEASURING YOUR LANS

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:03, archived)

I HAVE 100 LANS.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:04, archived)

YOUR LANS ARE MIGHTY

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:09, archived)

lolfanksteehee

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:10, archived)

oh ho there are ways.

theres always a way. but i shall need the help of the mysteron display team to aid me

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:57, archived)

I am fwitenned.

*runs*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)

*ebolas*

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:02, archived)

*typhoids*

We be dying.

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:03, archived)

phone sean paul!

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:09, archived)

Do we need a water polo player?

IT IS TUTOR TIME, BYE FOR NOW :D

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:12, archived)

see you in a bit stardust

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:17, archived)

Hahaha!

Wins!

(

Weetobix, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)

That's gotta hurt!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)

UNEXPECTED E=MC2

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:50, archived)

MC2?

MC²

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:51, archived)

You bring the beer. I'll bring the pedantry.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:53, archived)

it doesn't like it in the subject field

they don't like it up 'em

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:55, archived)

this^

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:57, archived)

¦:¬ (

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)

¦;^)

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)

(;,,;)

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)

<[~*@*~]>

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:02, archived)

OH FUCK.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:03, archived)

exactly

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:05, archived)

Einstein?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)

hehe I was wondering where the unexpected horse would be :)

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Ratsta, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:50, archived)

UNEXPECTED BONUS KANGAROO!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:50, archived)

SCEINCE!

'ningles Mr. Hat, good-ningles ev-rey-bod-y

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:51, archived)

hehehe! 'ello!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:53, archived)

FARNSWORTH!

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:53, archived)

MRS HAYWARD!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:55, archived)

LINDA MCCARTNEY

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:57, archived)

HITLER

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)

TED BOVIS

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)

JOHN SHUTTLEWORTH

I don't even know what we're doing any more.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)

VIKTOR POPOV.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)

DERMOT MURNAGHAN

psst...list of Nobel prizewinners

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)

CJ DE MOOI

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:08, archived)

hahahaha

christ

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:18, archived)

He'd be dead good on Eggheads, I reckon.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:20, archived)

GHANDI!!!

(The Director of Directing, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:16, archived)

DING DONG SCIENCE HOUR

from yesterday

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)

Hahahahahaha what?!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:52, archived)

conservation of momentum . . .

imagine a Newton's cradle with three balls the first being the unexpected horse the second being the earth and the third being the unexpected kangaroo . . .
'ning!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)

Ahhh I see.

*goes back to gumming own toes and watching the Fimbles, gurgling happily*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:55, archived)

I was going to have Newton at his desk

playing with a Newton's cradle but being hit by falling things is 375872559 times funnier
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:06, archived)

Ooooh that's complicated!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)

Hahahah!

Except now I expect it D:

(

ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:55, archived)

you expected the unexpected kangaroo?

LIES!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)

I have to say I thought the horse was going to come out of the tree

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)

^This

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:01, archived)

hehehe!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:04, archived)

Hahaha

Good morning sir!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:57, archived)

Hahahaha

Woo

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)

*Racist

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)

Woo!

(cactusrob, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)

Hahahaha!

Did you make that with the same 3D software that Happy Toast uses?

EDIT: THIS is my 72000th posts *dances nekkid in front of camera*
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:07, archived)

Excellent work!

I love the Wallace arms on these - seemingly known by b3tans as 'gleeeee arms'

(yes, im still here - just.)

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:24, archived)

the last day of L-platedom

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:33, archived)

Indeed.

Yay, and woo!

You guys have been surprisingly nice - ive seen some noobs get ripped to shreds in the past. Probably because they anger the board Nazis though...

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:09, archived)

EPIC!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:16, archived)

Hmm

The upside down attack droppage looks like the kangaroo has a brown penis.....

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:32, archived)

'ning

we've combined the 100 metres with hurling

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:36, archived)

"I have fallen"

*Barf*

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:37, archived)

Hah, you just brough back Dylan Moran's entire

'I have fallen' thing into my head.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:38, archived)

AND THEN THE CAGE COMES DOWN

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:39, archived)

I haven't got Like Totally yet

so I can't quote it that well...

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:43, archived)

its great

"i'd stab you to death but you're so fat i can't afford to take two weeks off work"

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:45, archived)

I've seen it

but only the once...

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:45, archived)

what is it???

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:48, archived)

A wonderous blancmange.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)

I wasn't talking about your bottom

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:51, archived)

I know, and I'm most upset.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:52, archived)

Captain Wow's bottom is a wonderous blancmange
(I would imagine)

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:55, archived)

Windowlicker. I should have been in that video.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:56, archived)

de-ris please

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)

Youtube it, chuckles.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)

you have a beard????

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:07, archived)

Only on wednesdays.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:08, archived)

something to get hold of

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:13, archived)

You should know.

You've got an excellent beard.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:14, archived)

thanks- that's long gone-

that was last year's "i've escaped London so I din't need to shave any more" phase.
I am still gorgeous, obviously, just no beard

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:19, archived)

Does not compute.

Is it coming back? Say it's coming back. Come on.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:20, archived)

for you,

I'll grow it back
but you have to promise to grab hold of it

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:22, archived)

Oh I do.

Hells yes. Grow away.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:24, archived)

...and rub it over your inner thighs

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:24, archived)

Done.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:26, archived)

*rubs Fisons Bear Fertiliser into face*

grow dammit, grow

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:27, archived)

Hahaha

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:36, archived)

my terrible scouse exhousemate looks like aphex in that video

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)

Phwoar.

A bit of RDJ always goes down smooth.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)

I love that guy. “You look like a horse in a man costume”

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:41, archived)

...

Chocolate bread! That's how they start the day. It's only going to escalate from there. By lunchtime you're fucking everybody you know.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:44, archived)

"i 'ate your work"

"you ate my work?"
"no, i 'ate your work. why do have to talk fucking english?"

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:45, archived)

Haha, I love that entire bit.

Your work is so derivative- you copy mine and mine's shit to begin with...

NO! Ze sings you do to me....Ah am so sore...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:47, archived)

who else would say good morning by kneeing you in the face

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:48, archived)

"You're 12, you don't get depressed, you just drown or get electrocuted"

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)

and they want drunk peoples food "what do you want to eat?"

"tiramusu, fried in butter"

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:53, archived)

Oh it's all these parties.

You do your hair, put your best frock on, nobody talks to the real you. Get me a martini, would you?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:50, archived)

AH BUGGER.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)

*dances the dance of gottherefirst*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)

*crosses legs*

It's a good dance.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:52, archived)

It makes others need the toilet.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:53, archived)

"Your work is so derivative. You just copy me, and mine is shit to begin with."

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:48, archived)

YOU!

Where have you been?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:40, archived)

All around.

*gestures*

OH HELLO, LIME, HOW THINGS ARE?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:41, archived)

Back to the old ways,

LIMES ARE OUT, OTHER CITRUS BACK IN.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:51, archived)

THE NAME HAS STUCK. LIKE SHIT TO CLINGFILM.

OR CLINGFILM TO ANYTHING.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)

* Is this really your own work - I am sure I have seen that before?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:37, archived)

it was in the newsletter last week

but I added a poorly-executed olympic logo tatoo on her arm.

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:40, archived)

Ah ok.. Sorry mate...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:43, archived)

He's put an Olympic logo on the arm.

The original picture was in that "Sorry I Missed Your Party" thing in the newsletter wasn't it?

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:41, archived)

yes, yes,

a thousand times yes

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:42, archived)

this is you

at the weekend.

aicmfp!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:38, archived)

no- that was me in the background waiting for her to pass out

so I can lick her sicky mouth

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:44, archived)

It's a man isn't it?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)

is it? really not sure

ugly bird or man with ugly bird's face?
Discuss

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:51, archived)

I thought it was a man at first

but you lot make me doubt my sexuality

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)

Wasn't this in the newsletter?

Edit: Aaah on comparison I see you've changed his tattoo. What is it now?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:39, archived)

sorryimissedyourparty.com?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:41, archived)

That's the one.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:42, archived)

So tubgirl was actually in a bedpan,

not a bath?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:40, archived)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)

Ahaha!

Took me a while to see what you'd done. :p

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:48, archived)

well executed

it's like a spot-the-difference compo in TVQuick

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)

Was it just me?

'ning!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:08, archived)

Hahaha... Wouldn't

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:09, archived)

agreed

any of em

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Frumbert has no sig, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:33, archived)

Not even Billy Piper?

she has a big mouth :P

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)

eh? Sorry, gotta cry ris on this one...

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:10, archived)

You need to have seen Doctor Who on saturday on bbc1

otherwise it won't make any sense, so I apologise for that ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:12, archived)

does the fact it was on the bbc make a huge difference?

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:13, archived)

you also need to know the darkness

i suggest you don't get aquainted with them and let this one go

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:16, archived)

the darkness were good fun

the whole thing was overplayed, but i still enjoy the first album.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:21, archived)

i like friday i'm in love ashally

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:26, archived)

that's the cure

do you mean Dancing on a Friday night or I believe in a thing called love.

Or perhaps both of them played at the same time?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:27, archived)

thats a cure song isn't it *shames* its too early

i mean dancing on a friday night yes

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:28, archived)

the cure are awesome tho

listened to a lot of them last week.

Should've got into them at the time really, scored with some hot goth chicks. When goths were understated and hot.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:30, archived)

my mum was in robert smith's maths class at school....

all she has to say about him is "he was a bit odd, always really moody"

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:32, archived)

sweet

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:32, archived)

Well.. No wonder he was moody..

He may have been working on finding The Cure..

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Jimmer still not dead at, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:04, archived)

but I'm on commission for mentioning the BBC at every available opportunity

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:18, archived)

the BBC, you say?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:19, archived)

Yes, the BBC

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:21, archived)

Only I get money for mentioning the BBC...

Yes, the BBC

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:22, archived)

Are you receiving commision from the BBC?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:25, archived)

Yes, the BBC

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:25, archived)

*demands cheque

...........BBC

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:27, archived)

isnt she lovely, young billie

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The Tig and me, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:11, archived)

blcchhh bllcchhhh

bLlalallaaaaaaaaarrrrggghghh

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:13, archived)

NSFW. TATE.

Nicely.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:11, archived)

Hahaha

Have one of my very first posts!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:13, archived)

you cuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnt!

i didn't see teh doctor but i assume it's related to the weekends episode.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:14, archived)

I'm watching it now, and I can confirm this gives nothing away!

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:18, archived)

I haven't given too much away

have I?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:19, archived)

no, i was just continuing the line in the song.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:31, archived)

Yes, plus next week's ep looks awesome :D

quick TJ; With a continuation on yesterday's post.

I posted yesterday about hacking my wife's friends husband's psp for him and found a video filmed in his house of a girl in his shower and him secretly filming it on a hidden camera, which he hides at the beginning. Just found out that it's definately not his wife, the dirty little bastard.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:19, archived)

I think we all need to see the evidence

before we can help you with your dilemma

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:20, archived)

^this

hard

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:23, archived)

ooooh tough one

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:26, archived)

hahaha

dirty bastard.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:29, archived)

oh dear.... :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:29, archived)

youtubed or it didn't happen ;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:31, archived)

ooooh

so when are you going to shut up about it and post it? ;D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:33, archived)

I'm going to stick my neck out here and say that I really enjoyed Saturday's episode

*relurks*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:19, archived)

I did too, but we can't talk about it

because some people haven't watched it yet.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:20, archived)

and some may never watch it

Timon of Athens, for one

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:21, archived)

What the fuck is this?

Harsh Monday?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:22, archived)

it's Stupid Monday

I am stupid

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:26, archived)

Oh pish, no spoilers!

next weeks episode does look good, but I fear it could be too much in too little time.
Have you HEARD what they're going to have to squeeze into 90 minutes?

/and did you see the special davros trailer last night?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:22, archived)

Davros has a trailer?

this is one of the best mental images ever

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:27, archived)

hahaha, yes, and a rider longer than Mariah Carey ;)

Davros trailer

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:29, archived)

Flipping flipflops!

That's so awesome I can hardly wait!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:31, archived)

The daleks may be superior lifeforms created by a twisted and evil genius

but they obviously haven't mastered the science of lightbulbs around Davros.
damnedflippin'mood'lighting

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:34, archived)

It would appear everyones in it, my only worry is that Russell writ it,

lets hope it doesn't all turn out to be due to a giant wasp...

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..wil, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:05, archived)

If the Candyman is behind it, we're f*cked

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:08, archived)

*Pours lemonade on the floor just in case*

BTW retro Who lovers, Play has lots of DVDs mostly with an option to add Lucas style CGI helped effects and lots of extras, for 6.99 each.

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..wil, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:23, archived)

*goosebumps* :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:35, archived)

I REALLY hope it doesn't end up being a shower fo sh*te

RTD has produced a couple of belting scripts the past two weeks, (it's only taken 4 years for it to happen) hope it continues, as it does look - quite frankly - awesome

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:36, archived)

dammit, you've made me go to iplayer and watch saturdays episode now.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)

*feels damned*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:52, archived)

finishes watching now and can't wait for saturday.

i should have a chance to watch it as well as i'll be at friends and little one will be at her grandparents.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:38, archived)

The first Dalek you see appears to have quite retro colouring,

but all the rest seem to be the new 'modern' style.

*wonders if it's dalek war*

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..wil, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:17, archived)

Really? I didn't see that one.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:28, archived)

see above

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:29, archived)

what was with Billies lisp?

that didnt use to be there, anyone know why?

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hmmm cheese, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:32, archived)

too much ass fat pumped into her lipsh

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:36, archived)

If it was any other series I swear it'd be a staple filler episode.

Still to be quite honest I'm happier seeing Tate acting as supposed to "other". It's hard to warm, it's taken a while.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:22, archived)

totally agree

I think the resounding (if rather muffled) comment about the entire season will be:

'actually, Tate wasn't that bad'

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:23, archived)

I bloody hope so. :]

I need to series link these on sky+, I keep missing them.

Morning all!

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:33, archived)

I didn't hate it

but I could have lived without it. There were some pretty ghastly moments of Tate "acting" too.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:36, archived)

it's Doctor Who, they've replaced the ghastly wobbly sets and candyman monsters with ghastly acting in places

i.e. J. Barrowman, F. Agreallyaman

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:39, archived)

Anyone who bought into that band should be shot.

Spinal Tap was good - it was a good joke. Re-telling it does not make you funny, it makes you boring.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:20, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:24, archived)

Ooooo!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:26, archived)

crikey!

anagramtastic

or, of course, TIMELORD FTW!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:27, archived)

haha yup I near wet myself :D

I think either he's a timelord or Donna is, they're always going on about her being a temp

Temp in latin is Tempore (In the Time [Of])

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:31, archived)

I had my own theories on the fate of Donna

it's nearly as complex as 'Lost'

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:32, archived)

I think she'll turn into that other redhead from a few weeks ago :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:38, archived)

*casts mind back*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:40, archived)

Um ...

I think you'll find that's Bernard Cribbins, ashley.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:32, archived)

WHY AM I UP SO EARLY?

Edit: Is it just me, or does FF3 crash all the time?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:02, archived)

has she been decapitated?

very nice

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:03, archived)

You sir are smashing

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:03, archived)

This is lovely!

Makes me think of our own fair Jessie, a bit.

Brilliant.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:03, archived)

i see that

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:05, archived)

Wivs your eyes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:07, archived)

LMAO.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:08, archived)

Lchairman Lmao?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:08, archived)

funniest of all the psychotic, mass murdering, cultural revolutioning, falun tong persecuting, communist shit heads

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:10, archived)

If you had the really quite excellent name 'Saloth Sar'

You wouldn't answer to 'Pol Pot' would you?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:12, archived)

exactly, you're in charge of a poorly executed dictatorship,

which, whilst it may have started with the wonderful concept of agrarian communism/anarchism, quickly degenerated into the usual bouts of killing of intellectuals.why, at this point, do you name yourself after a fat carphone warehouse salesman with a passable operatic voice?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:16, archived)

Saloth Sar is one step away from Bavmorda in my opinion.

That's the kind of name you WANT when you're a despot.

Cool points to anyone who can tell me who Bavmorda is.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:17, archived)

Willow?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:19, archived)

HIGH FIVE

Who in Willow?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:19, archived)

Ummm... that Queen dressed as a nun isn't it?

the evil one...

not the super hot ginger lady...

Oh God I'd forgotten about her..

*pops to the loo for a few mins*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:20, archived)

Stupid ginger lady in the shitty hat, you mean.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:21, archived)

No, I definitely mean the hot one...

The hat on the other hand WAS shitty, I'll grant you that...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:37, archived)

these are all good names.

my friend kai has finally got round to getting his name changed my deed poll from kai benford to kai sabertooth draven. i'm unsure what to make of this

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:21, archived)

I'm thinking I may change my middle name to danger.

Because I'm a twat like that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:22, archived)

i've been considering having the o'bedlam stuck on the end for a while now

or changing it to my mums maiden name of Ryall. i'm fed up of twats going "hey where's your 'tasche" etc

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:24, archived)

O'Bedlam!

Oh for pete's sake, please do that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:25, archived)

it would be rather cool

two problems exist though
1.everyone knows me as "sellick"
2.i'm quite patently not irish (i know to'b isn't but no-one else does)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:28, archived)

I don't know you as Sellick.

But then not everyone is as ridiculously wonderful, attractive, kind, gentle, generous and awesome as I.

I say go for it, it'll be a laugh. You can always change back if you don't like it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:31, archived)

maybe one day when i've got £47 going spare

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:33, archived)

Is that how much it costs?

Shit, I might have Danger sooner than I thought.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:34, archived)

:D do it

that would be fun.

if you do i promise to say things like "you can't do that, it's too dangerous"

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:38, archived)

Not this month

this month is for corsetry and manwife present buying.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:39, archived)

why is no one calling me back? can't they see i need new trousers!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:42, archived)

Oh my good GRIEF what?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:45, archived)

none of the resturants have called me back yet

i don't like existing in a limbo!

"a man has to work" - Chekov, The Three Sisters

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:47, archived)

Righty dokie kay.

Become an actor and flounce for a living.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:48, archived)

*poses*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:56, archived)

*claps and bursts into tears*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:56, archived)

Teehee kittens. *ruffles kittens fur*

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:11, archived)

You are a kitten.

You should be ruffled.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:15, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:15, archived)

Unhappy face?

Fine. You are a dinosaur that should be feared.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:16, archived)

GRARHHHGLE.

*stomps*

If I was a dinosaur I'd be a massive angry looking one that secretly donated money to little sad dinosaurs.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:17, archived)

Like the Brian.

Fearsome but cuddlesome. If I ever see Brian I'm going to run up, jump on him and cuddle his head to my bosom. My best mate used to work with him and she says that he'll love that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:19, archived)

Can I have one of those too?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:20, archived)

If I leapt on you I'd break you, probably.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:21, archived)

Totally worth it.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:22, archived)

Obviously,

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:24, archived)

Dino with a conscience... The best kind there is.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:19, archived)

I'd also look dapper.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:21, archived)

Dino in spats?

This is quite marvellous.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:39, archived)

You talented git.

(you still coming along tonight?)

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:04, archived)

I hope to be there, but I can't be certain. I'll have a try :)

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:06, archived)

well, t'will be a pleasure to see you if you do.

And bring earplugs, I'm turning it up to 4 tonight.

:)

(and just in case I wasn't firm enough in my first response - WOOOOO to OP)

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:08, archived)

~~ear~~ butt

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:13, archived)

That goes without saying...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:14, archived)

sweeet

gig tonight then?

Prepare delay pedals! all knobs set to 10.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:16, archived)

If I set my delay to 10 it self oscillates into mechanical death noise...

Oh.... I see where you're coming from now... :)

gig indeed... I'm strangely excited about this one for no particular reason...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:18, archived)

heh nice.

we've got enough tracks to gig now, few more practices and we'll be out and about i think.

Got a DE7?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:23, archived)

DE7 - Ibanez thingy?

nope - mine's an ancient analogue delay from the 70s...

It sounds like the end of Karma Police when oscillating... :)

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:39, archived)

niiiiiice

*holds self back from geeking over guitar toys

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:41, archived)

I'm a total guitar geek...

don't fight it, embrace it.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)

do you post on guitargeek.com?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:48, archived)

I do not...

Dare I combine guitar geekery AND internet geekery?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:51, archived)

heh

it's a pretty good site. Don't go there so much now that i'm happy with my rig.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)

Is that where you can see what rigs famous guitar types have?

I like that place a LOT...

But I'm happy with mine now, save for the absence of a looping pedal...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)

Indeed, probably one of several tho.

I can heartily recommend the akai headrush e2. Really natural, easy to use, and it's a great delay and tape sim when it's not looping.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:09, archived)

That's EXACTLY what I want. Preferably two of them...

There just isn't space on my pedal board though...

Or in my bank balance...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:14, archived)

They are big, but they are top

great vfm imho. Akai pedals are always top. Got their phaser too which is good.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:20, archived)

Yay!

I love gore like this!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:04, archived)

smashing stuff.

how do you do the hair? with some variation on the theme of pen tool?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:06, archived)

Yeah, and a pressure sensitive tablet.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:07, archived)

nice. i can never get the pressure sensitivity to work on my tablet.

i don't think its compatible with illustrator. anyone know?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:11, archived)

It should be. What tablet do you use?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:12, archived)

wacom fun

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:17, archived)

My tablet, which is crap and came from ARGOS for about £30

works with pressure sensitivity very well.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:15, archived)

I didn't know you have a tablet. DRAW ME :)

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:18, archived)

Well I don't, really.

It's attached to the PC, which I don't use anymore as I have Sam the laptop. All of the evil shit I've been doing recently has been done with the touchpad.

Oh, and this picture of Hexy:

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:20, archived)

He's my man-lover. :)

I liiike it.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:22, archived)

I want to feed him.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:26, archived)

Eww

don't give in to his charms!

Aaaagh

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:33, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:36, archived)

this was done on touchpad

i hate my touchpad

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:23, archived)

I don't remember you having a barcode for a foot before ;-)

I like this, it does look quite like you. I've not seen you look this disgruntled though, even when you felt like crap.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:25, archived)

that was supposed to be a pile of records because i couldn't get the other shoe right

apparently i have a very different self image to how anyone else sees me :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:31, archived)

only if your self image is something other than vereh seckseh

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:32, archived)

Generally you appear quite placid.

And by that I don't mean in a vague cowlike sort of way. I think *thinks hard* I've seen placid, sleepy, excited and earnest Tom. All of which didn't appear disgruntled.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:32, archived)

that may have been because we didn't discuss the global world conspiracy or politics

though that tends to be more violent apathy :)
thats so weird, i have never been described as placid before.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:36, archived)

Animatedly so.

I have an unerring knack of knowing exactly what I want to say, but saying it is entirely another matter.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:38, archived)

vigorously laid back? excitedly docile? electricly static?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:41, archived)

interested in a relaxed fashion.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)

this is ashally verey good.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:31, archived)

its not bad

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:34, archived)

*squeezes a neurofen

mine doesn't work

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:14, archived)

wooooo

that really is lovely, of the "fucking lovely" variety

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:09, archived)

Thaaaanks.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:10, archived)

definately on the sloooooow siiiiiiide today, brain-wise

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:12, archived)

I am have... brain... um.... slows.

NO I'M DOESN'T.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:13, archived)

You're a master with the, y'know, wordy things. Words. Them. Things.

*walks off awkwardly*

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:18, archived)

that's very woo!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:12, archived)

brill

..FF3 not crashing for me.

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:12, archived)

this is all good

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:13, archived)

Noice wurk!

I did think it was a bit light out for you to be here!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:14, archived)

:D I'm waiting for a bicycle to be delivered :)

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:15, archived)

Ace!

What bike?

I may have to sell my Kona Stinky D:

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XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:17, archived)

It has two wheels, one at each end, and in the middle is has a seat. There's a stick near the front which makes it turn.

BICYCLE.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:19, archived)

Would you like some pedals?

it wont go without em!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:21, archived)

I'll just scoot :)

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:24, archived)

That's rather lovely

And FF3 seems fine to me, had no problems (yet)

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:15, archived)

Perhaps I'll reinstall it and hope for the best.

Ta, btw.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:16, archived)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:16, archived)

This is very lovely.

Who's she?

PS I edited it because everyone was saying 'rather lovely'

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:27, archived)

Casey. She's absolutely ammmaaazing.

HELLO, YOU. HELLO!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:35, archived)

Casey?

Is that someone from Neighbours something?

:)

HI

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:36, archived)

She's not from Neighbours >:(

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:37, archived)

I wasn't meaning it as a bad thing... exactly.

Where is she from then?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:40, archived)

She is from the UK. But I haven't seen her in 3289038738 and it makes me sad.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:43, archived)

You should ask her round :)

Or not...or something.

Damn girl, having near perfect bone structure.
*huffs*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:47, archived)

gorgeous :D

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)

This am brilyent

Love the brushwork. Is this painter or potatochop?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:26, archived)

last night repost (am cunt)

didn't hit right angle for sofa .. but i think it looks fine
.. and sorry for size
EDIT: smaller now

(picitujeromanov, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:52, archived)

1 don't repost esp this soon after, 2 too fucking big

hyper fail

edit: don't just apologise, fix it! you have the power to make it alright.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:53, archived)

On toast.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:56, archived)

TOATS!

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:00, archived)

She's cute, but can you cut the filesizes down to 50kb, and possibly link the first picture.

Edit: Ta. It's pretty good, btw. Although that sofa is quite short, and orange doesn't suit her :)

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:53, archived)

^this

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:54, archived)

*making it smaller*

please wait

(picitujeromanov, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:54, archived)

this

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:55, archived)

That was fluffy.

You're nice.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:55, archived)

I am. I'm all lovely and shit.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:58, archived)

I feel like ranting at someone and you have made yourself a prime target

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:54, archived)

She looks like someone I used to know.

Who is she?

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:54, archived)

friends girlfirend

very hot, very flexible

(picitujeromanov, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:55, archived)

Very young.

How old are you?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:57, archived)

me ?

21 .. her 18

(picitujeromanov, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:59, archived)

Oh she's too young to be who I thought she was.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:00, archived)

Ah, I suppose that's not too bad then.

Anyway, find one with curves. *grumbles*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:00, archived)

Mmmmm.... curves....

*drools*

oh, and 'ning lvoely!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:02, archived)

WOTCHER DOOM *glomp*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:02, archived)

*enjoys*

I'm going to deafen a room full of people tonight :)

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:05, archived)

So am I, different way.

Yay band practice. You looking forward to the gig?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:06, archived)

Bizarrely excited...

It's not the first solo gig I've done, not even the first solo one with pedals and amps and stuff...

But I'm really hyper and enthused. This is rare...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:10, archived)

Have a fucking ace time.

I wish I could come but I've got antimoney.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:12, archived)

Not to worry...

one day, when I've got a regular gig slot, I shall book your lot.

It will be a good night.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:15, archived)

Hells yes!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:17, archived)

Is an initial too much info?

seriously, I think I know her.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:58, archived)

ehm ... i think not

its from eastern europe... you know.. all the fine sexy girls live there.

(picitujeromanov, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:01, archived)

She not it.

You'll never get in her tiny little knickers with that attitude.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:02, archived)

i think

I know her too. can you remind me of her number please?

(Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:02, archived)

who?

your friend or her? I think i'd be hot (under the collar) if my mate posted my girlfriend and called her flexible.

(Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:00, archived)

its okay

he likes when someone post his girlfriend photo and calls her flexible.

(picitujeromanov, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:03, archived)

Give him a few years, he'll be swinging.

Gua. Ran. Teed.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:04, archived)

I think you may upset cranky monday morning b3tnas with your reposting and large file size...

just a suggestion...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:56, archived)

Repost thread!!

Click for beeg!

with hover filename for 'ris-ers

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XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:56, archived)

oh go on then...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:57, archived)

I still love this!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:59, archived)

Now with added taggage, since I had loads of gaz (well, one) saying it was doing the rounds of people's workplaces...

*glees*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:01, archived)

Yay!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:16, archived)

Needs a new one for matheticans.

Buy sandals ----> wear sandals ----> forget where you left sandals (repeat)

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:00, archived)

I'm not fucking dave.

May as well preroast something from last night then...

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:58, archived)

Nobody said you were fucking Dave!

They said you are Dave!!

:P
Sorry hehe

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XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:19, archived)

peroast thread!

I done drawed this:

NSFW? I can't tell as she's wearing knickers. Let me know if you want it linked.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:59, archived)

NSFWoo

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:00, archived)

Woo... Arses!

Ning Captian

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:01, archived)

arts! :)

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:01, archived)

I want the original

I haven't had a wank for a couple of hours.

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:01, archived)

You're not spunking on the original.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:03, archived)

I'm not going to get to spunk on anything at this rate.

Now I'm in a really shitty mood...

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:04, archived)

Spunk on the floor.

A rug. A can of sweetcorn. You're just not trying hard enough.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:08, archived)

A can of sweet corn?

Why?

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:11, archived)

Who the fuck said you could ask questions?

Now git.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:13, archived)

Do you want pictures?

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:14, archived)

Nah, I know what spunk looks like.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:18, archived)

what a lovely smile she has

is it national pearoast day?

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The Tig and me, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:06, archived)

You are a good drawerer.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:07, archived)

Not as good as you, but thank you young sir.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:08, archived)

Cor!

*fwaps*

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XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:11, archived)

REPOST

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:09, archived)

Oh for fucks sake....

Just logged on again and saw a Fail!
Is it Tuesday already?

Have this...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:59, archived)

you missed the thread deleter then

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:02, archived)

Did I what was that?

*Was on about 8am but then drove to work and had to do some things (get a coffee, have a chat, have a tab, etc)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:04, archived)

someone posted a screeny of a viking cat advert

got abused and deleted his thread. :( I made a picture for it too.

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:06, archived)

Post you picture here and I will give you a good hard dick

~~dick~~ click

(Sorry about the typo)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:09, archived)

I posted it again down here:

www.b3ta.com/board/8489413

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:13, archived)

THAT - is the best thing I have ever seen!

* May contain lies

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:18, archived)

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:19, archived)

Link the thread?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:09, archived)

Tell me why I don't like....

a. Mondays
b. "Talent" shows
3. teh Dion

my site

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:43, archived)

hahah

Shurikentastic

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:43, archived)

Haha what a great programme concept...

oh God no not an other acrobatic martial arts act...

EDIT - to answer:

Mondays - cos they're completely rubbish
Talent shows - cos of their complete failure to live up to their name, and the farcical public vote system which guarantees that anyone actually displaying a glimmer of talent will get voted off in favour of some dullard with a bleeding heart back-story
Dion - because she is an affront to the species and should never have been spawned.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:45, archived)

3/3 - all correct...

please collect your prize at the door

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:50, archived)

\o/

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:52, archived)

arrghh you utter massive great shitting christ's cunt!

i've only just got "i don't like mondays" out of my head. two sodding weeks i've been singing that fucking song. *takes power drill to frontal lobe*

(woo though)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:45, archived)

Sorry, I couldn't have known

..could I???

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:46, archived)

you've let me down roodie, you've let your teachers at psychic school down

and worst of all, you've let your self down.

please petition itv to make ninja's got talent

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:49, archived)

*hangs head in shame*

sorry!

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:51, archived)

I wanna shoo-oooooo-oooooot

the whole day down!

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:47, archived)

Just another manic monday...

(whoooah-ooh)

I wish it was Sundaaaaaaay...

(whoooah-ooh)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:47, archived)

manic monday? Bez?

orrite predator?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:50, archived)

I am lovely girly, not predator.

Bez? What the shuddering fuck? Did someone break you since last time we spoke? I won't be having it, Bedlam, I won't. Lemme at em etc.

Also: HELLO.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:51, archived)

of course i'm broken look at the time :(

the next door neighbours were having a screaming argument in there garden with their poor alzeihmers live in mother :(

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:53, archived)

Christ, did you throw things at the ones who were fully compos mentis?

I'd have done.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:55, archived)

they're terrible to her.

i mean, in all honesty, she's far enough gone to need a carer but they left her in her annex while they went on holiday and everyday about three times a day she would knock on our door and ask my dad, who works from home, if he knew where her son was. her son died thirty years ago and every time she came over he'd have to make her a cup of tea and listen to the same 20 minute conversation look until she went home. needless to say for someone who is trying to close a very big deal that has taken 2 years to broker the distraction wasn't terribly welcome. however, it was endured, hell even i looked after her once last week. so when they got back on saturday my dad popped round to suggest she may need help and told them what had happened during the week the woman responded "god, i know, now you see what we have to put up with", which i though was bad enough. then she delivered the knockout "we were thinking we should have her taken to a home but we couldn't afford to keep our house in corfu"

what. the. fuck.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:05, archived)

Set fucking fire to them.

Fuck ME that's just made me very angry.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:10, archived)

sorry :(

i hate bad people :(

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:12, archived)

No, don't be sorry, you're a lovely chap.

I think it's safe to say I must never find out where you live, as I'll be beating the shit out of your neighbours.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:14, archived)

we just have no idea what to do really.

we can't really call the police or anything

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:18, archived)

I'd just have a go at them.

Possibly ring age concern and see if them keeping her at home and leaving her for weeks at a time is counted as detrimental and whether the social services could get involved. It's up to you, I don't know.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:23, archived)

i may have a think about this. i'll have a think on it

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:25, archived)

Well if you need research done, let me know

and I'll try to squeeze it in- tonight's a no-go though- band practice.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:27, archived)

This reminds me why I hate humanity sometimes...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:12, archived)

I was thinking of starting the Bandaid song...

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:50, archived)

'Ning M'am

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:52, archived)

Gooooooood mooooooorning.

How goes it, my most excellent of pals?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:56, archived)

very good ta

top notch weekend.
1. Ale and smokes
2. Bought car,
3. Collected wedding rings
4. Measured for suit adjustments
5. bought pair of black brogues
6. Brother in law down for the weekend
7. Ale
8. Noodles
9.Jaegermeister and smokes
10.
Film A: No country for old men. 5 stars
Film B: Superbad. 4 stars
11. Fry Up
12. AWESOME band practice, on fucking fire.
13. Spag bol and bed.

WIN

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:00, archived)

That all sounds ace.

When's the big day, then? Oh, you lucky boy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:02, archived)

25th oct

It's going to be weird wearing a ring. Been practicing in the mirror. Sure i'll get the hang of it eventually.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:04, archived)

The wife wanted an engagement ring too, bless him

so he should be used to it. I am currently wearing both engagement rings (the plain band he first gave me when we had no money at all and the other one from when we did) as I usually do when my work-based fanclub (jewfro man) is about.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:05, archived)

Haha

bless him.

Lady S's ring was the smallest the jeweler had ever made.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:07, archived)

Awwwwwwwwww

Bless her cottons.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:15, archived)

don't be dissing the jewfro, k?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:08, archived)

Oh I'm not dissing the jewfro

it's the fucking stalker that's under it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:11, archived)

you had an awesome day :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:09, archived)

word

that was the whole weekend, but each and every day was top notch.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:11, archived)

his heart will go oooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:45, archived)

Arf! This all over.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:46, archived)

It's your show tonight isn't it?

I might meet a friend in London after he sees My Bloody Valentine and pop along.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:48, archived)

Ooooh That'd be ace!

I'm on pretty early, and aiming to equal MBV in volume with just one amp.

(I saw them on Friday - I've never known anything so loud in my life)

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:53, archived)

I wanna shoo-oooo oo oo o ot,

the whole day down.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:50, archived)

HAhahaahaha

Woo!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:54, archived)

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