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# from last night
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:42, archived)
# home video?
repost in a new thread?
oh and
NSFW
jeez man what are you playing at?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:44, archived)
# That's not porn
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:45, archived)
# dead people aint porn
but they still aint suitable for a work environment dufus
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:46, archived)
# But there are no dead people in that animation :D
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:48, archived)
# this aint porn
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Haha what? No it isn't.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:52, archived)
# you don't have a job
go back to wanking in your bedroom droll troll
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:54, archived)
# I do have a job, and my boss wouldn't care.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:56, archived)
# I have.
I wouldn't go on b3ta at it though.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:56, archived)
# is that.....real....?
*hurls chunks of high magnitude*
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:53, archived)
# think so
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:55, archived)
# looks like some sort of diseased dinosaur mixed with a moldy, dried out kebab spindle
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Mmmmmmm
does it for me
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:42, archived)
# I'm afraid it's a case of ^this^
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Only four people saw it last time.
And I was two of them.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:45, archived)
# in a new thread?
surely you know better than that?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Had I known that the board nazis were present I would have waited.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:48, archived)
# What's so hard or bad about not reposting in a new thread though?
It stops other peoples' work falling off the board and isn't likely to result in you getting less replies.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:51, archived)
# You guys are so boring :D
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:53, archived)
# *whispers*
there's only one of me and there aren't 2 peaks to Kilimanjaro either.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:54, archived)
# I was talking about you two, and the SkUGs
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:55, archived)
# I know :)
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:56, archived)
# That's what I, too, was referring to.
I'm not gonna watch it now, though, as I am listening to this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=siku4-qlN64
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:24, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:06, archived)
# pee double eff tea
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:51, archived)
# tell the daily mail
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:46, archived)
# *slap you upside the head*
you do it. i'm busy.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:47, archived)
# hahahahaha
Free Willy oh sorry that's Harry ;)
*click*
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Hahahaha brilliant
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:45, archived)
# hahaha
jesus
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Aarghh..... I saw this earlier... but I can't unsaw it now
I go away for a quick wank few hours and come back to see this again!? I'm not going to click it again! NO MUST resist... *click*
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Hahahaha!
PENIS ON THE INTERWEB!!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:48, archived)
# What will they think of next!
;)
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:52, archived)
# minkies on the interweb?

*the very thought gives me palpitations*
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:53, archived)
# I know, you would think that some people have never seen one the web before
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Hahaha,
"Does Grandma know you've got the crown jewels?"
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:55, archived)
# DING DONG

hahahaha!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Luckie Louie FTW!!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:05, archived)
# hahaha..brilliant
*falls off chair*
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Hahaha! WTF!
I likes that, sorry SKuG love U n all that...
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:00, archived)
# brilliant!!!!!!
(, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:13, archived)
# hahaha!
superb work there!
(, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:43, archived)
[challenge entry] my first b3ta post


Apologies for the poor effort - hope I'll produce something better in the future.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Welcome
Wereferret :D
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Nice first post.
Woo
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:24, archived)
# heheheheheheh!
welcome to b3ta - swing a kitten, 'shop a chair, you'll never leave
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:25, archived)
# very good
welcome, shop a chair etc
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Haha!

Nice one.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)
# I don't get it, but welcome.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Stay on the track, keep off the moors and avoid the moon.
Welcome, squire :)
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:34, archived)
# The moors are nice
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Heheh,
ello ello ello.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:37, archived)
# speaking of ferrets
my sister found a ferret
she now has a pet ferret
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Was it injured?
If not, I hope she returns it.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:40, archived)
# if she can find out where
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:43, archived)
# it is fine
return it to where? she's put up posted in the news agents etc
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:52, archived)
# is she going to eat it?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:42, archived)
# cheers folks!
hehehe full moon, that's the time to stay of the moors and lock your doors! Dere be wereferrets out theres.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)
# nicely
done :)
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Roman Bust Re-animation project, pt.3 - Caligula



previously:
Julius Caesar
Pompey

edit: many thanks for kind words, all
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:16, archived)
# these are far too good, Rev' - they're creeping me out :D
*click*
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:17, archived)
# muchos muchos gracias :)
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:18, archived)
# also
this one really brought home how much of a kid he was. and at the same time Emperor of Rome. Enough to make you mad, if you weren't already...
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Elijah Wood
kind of, sort of... in my mind only?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:21, archived)
# wasn't he only in power for 4 years too?
edit: just looked it up - yeah...
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:23, archived)
# didn't he shag his mother or sister
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:23, archived)
# he probably shagged everyone
inbetween killing

maybe during
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:31, archived)
# In Egypt, it was common place for brother and sister to marry
So the royal line was kept pure
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:34, archived)
# yes
and they had a religion based upon fucking and wanking

(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:41, archived)
# This is a rather spiffing
series of images, woo sah!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:25, archived)
# cheers m'lud
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:27, archived)
# that is all sorts of wonderful:D
the rest of the series is emmence too :)
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:26, archived)
# cheeers!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:43, archived)
# These are the best things I've seen on here for ages
and the creepiest
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)
# I can go along with this.
On both counts.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:32, archived)
# *demands recount*
*sends in bunch of forged postal votes*
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:35, archived)
# thank you both
the effect is testament to just how good the sculptors were. some busts could just start speaking and you wouldn't be surprised...
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Marvellous stuff


(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:34, archived)
# It's Doogie!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:40, archived)
# ha!
I can see what you mean. Good wall, as well. :)
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:43, archived)
# And this for your Julius Caesar
www.hbo.com/rome/cast/actor/season2/kevin_mckidd_v2.html - I was surprised when they cast him in the other (more non-historical) role of Lucius Vorenus.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:10, archived)
# wow
he has a perfect face!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:05, archived)
# great stuff
but each one is rather pink and white, no touch of the italian sun - assuming that they were all sons of Romans
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:09, archived)
# It was the lead poisoning
from the water-works...
penelope.uchicago.edu/~grout/encyclopaedia_romana/wine/leadpoisoning.html

"This may be verified by observing the workers in lead, who are of a pallid colour; for in casting lead, the fumes from it fixing on the different members, and daily burning them, destroy the vigour of the blood; water should therefore on no account be conducted in leaden pipes if we are desirous that it should be wholesome"

(or it was the wine that also had lead in it.)
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:15, archived)
# very good point
we'll see if septimius severus is available. there was definitely an african-born Emperor at some point...
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:23, archived)
# nice results
:)
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:33, archived)
# this is a great idea
much woo to you!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Top stuff again
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 9:32, archived)
# The moment FIFA decided to ban the tackle from behind.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:44, archived)
# OUCH
Needs rubber balloon stretching sound
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:46, archived)
# That, and the sound of a fat geordie
singing soprano
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:50, archived)
# is the other bloke the hollywood super star from U S and A, vinnie jones?
Gaza strip looks like he's enjoying it actually

ACTUALLY - he looks like that susan bint there....
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Yeah, that's young Vincent,
and as for him enjoying it, are you calling wa Gazza a poof, man?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:57, archived)
# that is where all his problems startef
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Problems?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:56, archived)
# wow
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:58, archived)
# many
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Fuckin hell,
hahaha!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Nah
Not with a flowerpot in the picture :)
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Correct.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)
# *winces*
Woo
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:59, archived)
# I don't need the balls johnnnnn!!!!

also woo !
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:59, archived)
# IM GONNA SHOOT YOU IN THE BALLS!
Bennett vest - hahahaha! Its hella gay aint it - all chain mail and that.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:02, archived)
# cant' beat a good chainmail vest
I'm thinkin of gettin one for the summer. Some leather pants and the trademark handlebar 'tashe also
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:04, archived)
# dressing as bennett could either be extremely excellent
or end badly. I dont want to risk it.

YOUR MOVE.... MATRIX.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:07, archived)
# I have a friend called john
and when he phones me to say he's on his way I simply reply "John. I'll be ready John" !
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:08, archived)
# hahah - i know exactly the line you mean
i quite often say 'you know when i said i was going to kill you last? - i lied!' whenever i can, like when picking people up for the pub run for instance.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:13, archived)
# hahah
We have a police unit here in liverpool called the Matrix , which is especially to tackle the gangs with guns and stuff. I like to think that arnie and the cast of commando are the main force involved! If you stuck a picture of bennetts head on the side of the vans, who is gonna mess with that?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:21, archived)
# *errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrdddd*
*whoooTISH!!*
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:04, archived)
# fantastic!
:)
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:15, archived)
# arf
no wonder he was in tears after
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)
# LOLJAPAN
Should i put this on a t-shirt, whack a random japanese city name and some kanji on it, then sell it to river island, top man, matalan, selfridges etc so all the trendy cunts can wear it and pretend to have brought it from a none-existent trip to japan?


(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:35, archived)
# Hahaha YES
DO IT
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:37, archived)
# what is it with these fucking rubbishly designed 'japanese' tshirts everywhere??
Its the new fad, and its horrible.

At least i have safe knowledge that my Hooters Shanghai Tshirt was actually purchased in shanghai, and that it cannot be obtained anywhere else!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:38, archived)
# do you mean things like "SUPERDRY" and its ilk? they do look a bit silly.
i'm currently wearing a t-shirt which says in katakana "GOJIRA Vs TOKYO". I've not been to japan, its just an awesome t-shirt.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:39, archived)
# hello
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:41, archived)
# sup matey
you groovy?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:42, archived)
# I am trying to kill my brain with booze tonight
but I want a joint

you?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Booze > weed
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:43, archived)
# you speak the truth
if only because weed makes me agitated and sleepy.

the worst kind of sleepy
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:45, archived)
# It normally makes me go extremely quiet,
and then get paranoid that everyone think I've gone quiet.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:47, archived)
# I just want some weed
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:56, archived)
# i'm about to go cook a nice bit of topside with roast tattys julienne carrots and broccoli and stilton gravy
mmmmhhmmmm
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:44, archived)
# I made Currywurst for tea.
It was lovely.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:46, archived)
# ooooh!
I lurves curryvurst

Howd you make the sauce? Just ketchup and curry parda?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:47, archived)
# I just made a basic curry sauce.
Onions, garlic, ginger, tomato, coriander, cumin, garam masala and paprika.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:48, archived)
# errr - you put cum in?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:50, archived)
# I ran out of salt
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:51, archived)
# currywurst?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:47, archived)
# German speciality.
Basically, hotdogs with curry sauce.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:49, archived)
# shit in a can then
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Ok, what next?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:51, archived)
# just drink some booze
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Righty-ho.
My fridge is stocked with homebrew.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:57, archived)
# can I have some, soon I will have no ale
and will be on the spirits
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Alright.
But go easy, I only have another 35 pints or so.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:01, archived)
# yay :(*?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:02, archived)
# sounds gorgeous
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:52, archived)
# bring on drunk texting, yay
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:41, archived)
# maybe his legs had just grow?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:42, archived)
# We are so gonna to get caught
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:42, archived)
# haha
i'm really trying but I can't even begin to work out what you intended to say :)

and now i've got the giggles
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:43, archived)
# I'm pretty sure I'm referring to "Japanese t-shirts" (the ones taters talked about) that don't actually look anything like what Japanese people actually wear.
But even I'm confused about what just happened.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:48, archived)
# this is true
they wear very plain t-shirts with very little in the way of designs.
So when you go to Tokyo with LOLJAPAN t-shirts that could say strange things, you look a bit michael buerk
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:49, archived)
# I have a t-shirt that i bought when i was 17 that reads "looking for a japanese girlfriend" in kanji
i was wearing it last year to the gym, thinking its a crap old t-shirt "why not?", in the gym that day i have never seen so many japanese people. apparently during summer my uni does a lot of summer programs for foreign students. needless to say i got a lot of funny looks and giggles.


and a girls number.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:54, archived)
# blimey - from jlist.com?
I got the yoshinoya/yokozuna one because i love the damn resturant so much. Always gets a reaction when im over there. The nathan barleys made me want to stop wearing any japan-themed tshirts in the UK though.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:58, archived)
# do you sport the geek pie when you're in japan though?
yeah it was the j-list one. i had to stop wearing it because the red on the sun started coming off.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:00, archived)
# i covet my yoshinoya one as it is no longer available
fucking love it, twinkle tits:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8Re8qj07_Y

Peace 'n fackin
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:04, archived)
# are you still going out with a japanese girlfriend?
If so, im buying 10 of those t-shirts right now and going to roppongi to get some LOLJAPANAIDS.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:08, archived)
# i can almost see this happening
Sam sits at his table typing a response

SUDDENLY HE IS HIT BY A BLAST OF PURE OH-SHIT-WTF-ON-STEROIDS

we are all better off for his sacrrifice
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:51, archived)
# The properly spoken was great in the realize feel like it.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:52, archived)
# i ran that through babelfish
turned it into japanese, then put the japanese characters back through, and turned them into this bit of english, which makes more sense than that:

"Securely, that way where you speak it was large in actualization, you feel."
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:56, archived)
# I just did that with the first thing I said;
Who is truly far, since decided that even uses wants to do looks like?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Please don't edit that.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:42, archived)
# it went all small and i couodnt rwd it
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:42, archived)
# YES
i think ....?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:48, archived)
# suck shoes you
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:38, archived)
# *cricks*
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:38, archived)
# If you know how to sell designs to those stores, let me know
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:38, archived)
# i will, believe me
ive got plenty of work in my portfolio that i wouldnt mind merchandising, but i dont know where to start. Cafepress?

Good quality, cheap posters and prints is the thing i want to do the most.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Cafepress is allegedly rubbish
I currently use RedBubble. There's a few other sites out there too.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:41, archived)
# cafepress is a pile a shit. it takes for ever and its badly printed
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:42, archived)
# local screen printers and your own website.
Seriously. Cafepress and the like are not worth a wank. You can buy 100 fruit of the loom t-shirts for around a pound a piece if you want to do t-shirts too.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:44, archived)
# I used a screen printer for the first batch of QD shirts
Only problem is maintaining a spread of sizes, styles and colours. Hence I set up a RedBubble store - it has a lot more colours and styles than I could afford to keep in stock.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Is there new colour quiz dino ones now???
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:52, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Whilst you appear to know what you are talking about
I'm afraid you are not managing to compete with the public house for my attention so I'm off out ;) later all.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:53, archived)
# KAPOW
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:42, archived)
# here is an artists impression of the shirt you will be able to buy in the shops:
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:45, archived)
# LOLJAPAN
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:47, archived)
# That actually looks rather well designed :)
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:49, archived)
# haha yes!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:00, archived)
# THWACK!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Yes, you should

I'd like to be a trendy cunt sometime.

Told the missus only yesterday that it's probably a cool idea to visit Japan.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:55, archived)
# yes!
"重体"

:D

short, and to the point

leaving plenty of space for an abusive statement elsewhere on the tshirt
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:14, archived)
# catnippp?


.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:21, archived)
# kapow factor
nice-would make a good animation too
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:38, archived)
# This has been in my head all day.


Eye Thenk Ewe.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:58, archived)
# Im not angry, im just disappointed :(
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:59, archived)
# COMPO IT!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:01, archived)
# I'd rather not
:D
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:02, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed :(
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:18, archived)
# If you win, I won't be happy :(
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:20, archived)
# this'll slay you then
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:29, archived)
# 404??
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:30, archived)
# works for me
have this one then. there's loads of them

media.photobucket.com/image/now%20is%20the%20winter%20of%20our%20discount%20tent/gweniscool/discounttent.jpg

all this build up will really not help
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Lol pun
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:32, archived)
# shakespear rofl
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:35, archived)
# Did I miss something.??
Or am I being paranoid.?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:05, archived)
# It's a terrible pun
:D
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:06, archived)
# If you knew me in real life...
...you would understand that is my stock-in-trade.! As would my groaning and weeping friends and family.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:07, archived)
# You are Mstandot AICMFP!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:07, archived)
# That would depend on the number of puns available.
Any number greater than one means Stan is left wallowing ;)
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:09, archived)
# haha, as long as it doesnt involve a woman talking about the weather.... I think we are safe :D
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:10, archived)
# I am here you know.



(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:16, archived)
# OH SHIT!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:16, archived)
# did you say his name 3 times
like beetlejuice and candyman
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:23, archived)
# No, it works with Mr Pineapple tho....
or well it did once before
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:23, archived)
# I don't care, I am trying to kill my brain with boooze :D
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Well get off the internet then.... I can't see that helping :D
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:26, archived)
# it adds to the drunken fun
Soon I will be on to the spirits :D
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:27, archived)
# He's always talking about my puns..
So much in fact, I think he's trying to convince himself he doesn't like them!!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:24, archived)
# >:(
If only they were funny!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:26, archived)
# All puns are funny---FACT


(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Like this?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Lolriffic
He nicked my pun......

(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:31, archived)
# I hope you're taking notes
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:34, archived)
# see edit....


(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:34, archived)
# I did lol at a few of them
especially the barcode one
and the turtle disaster
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:37, archived)
# they just want to fuck you
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:27, archived)
# haha.
Hello you lovely one-trick pony you ;)
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:21, archived)
# I like to contribute pics.
Weather puns are easy, and most people seem to like them.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Don't start taking words too seriously/
I'll start to think you are Dutch and up yourself.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:24, archived)
# I wasn't meaning to be serious!
I was hoping for a comment about "people liking them"
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:26, archived)
# ............
they suck... but I need a good d'oh for every good ha ha
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:31, archived)
# haha. The complete angler ;)
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:36, archived)
# My tent was a present.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:59, archived)
# tell internets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:05, archived)
# NO KNEAD
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:06, archived)
# shut it tuzz boy
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:08, archived)
# YEAH WELL
YOU'RE
UHH


YEAH.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Shut up child
Get off the internets
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:21, archived)
# fuck of
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:23, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Can't wait
to see 'future tents'.
I'm an avid camper.

Yay, finally updated my profile.
Been almost 3 years since the last time.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Spine surgery?
D:!
Ouch!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Neck damage
Took out 2 cervical disks and fused 3 vertebrae together with a plate of titanium.

Still wearing the collar. I feel like the dog just home from the vet. Makes it hard to scratch my balls proper.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:09, archived)
# and licking them is now right out of the question...
Sorry, I really am. I suffer from sciatica and that's hellish bad but nowhere close to what you must have gone through.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:13, archived)
# I fixed my sciatica, by having another accident
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:15, archived)
# You too?
I had that problem about 15 years ago.
One day I tripped over a parking curb, twisted my whole body around, sciatica never returned.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:17, archived)
# I went sliding down a wall on a ladder, bent my back back a bit
and not had sciatica or any real back pain back
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Ladders can
be a real bitch. A guy died where I used to work falling off the ladder.

Not so much the ladder per se, 'twas the concrete floor rushing up to impact his skull.
A relief he died really, had he lived he'd been a drooler the rest of his life.
Ironically, he fell while putting up a banner during a firefighter and paramedic's conference.
There's just some injuries nobody can fix.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:26, archived)
# step ladder
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:28, archived)
# There's
a joke there somewhere. Unfortunately the pain meds are kicking my ass right now and I'm starting to not think straight.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:30, archived)
# mind was a steb lader
i am drubk ha ha
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Well, I'm sure if you ask him nicely...
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:16, archived)
# badum-tisch
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:17, archived)
# lolz
No thanks. I'm married. I get help from her.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:18, archived)
# nasty :S
A long recovery?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Been
nearly a month. Collar should come off next week.
After that, who knows. Physical therapy and hopefully lots of time in the gym.
I'm not exactly a gym rat but I do miss the treadmill and pumping a little iron.
I miss turning my head too. Turning your full body just to cross the street is a little annoying.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:16, archived)
# Not to bad then, could be worse and the normal 6 months for these kind of things
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Crikey.
Well it seems you're still alive and kicking, so to speak, so that's good :D
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Plenty
of time to screw around with the computer. Been cleaning up old files. Maintaining old profiles and updating email addresses.

And since it doesn't require any heavy lifting, I've been slowly renovating (painting) my kitchen.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Ooh fun.
Remember, though, if you paint on any mice (for a laugh) to let your Mrs know before she smacks the wall with a hammer.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:31, archived)
# LOL
Maybe I could do one of those scrambled 3-D pictures in just few shades near the original color.

Or I could invite everyone over for the unveiling and just tell them there's a 3-D image hidden in the wall. And laugh at them while they stare at the speckled wall for an hour.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:35, archived)
# Hahahaha that'd be fantastic :D
I did one of those once but didn't notice it was a .gif and a scary face popped out at me and I went all "ARGH" D:
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:36, archived)
# i guess this is ok....
for all in tents, and porpoises
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:12, archived)
# Oh dear oh dear!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:16, archived)
# it's ok
i give you permission to say bad things about me
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Puntastic.!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Ok here's my only pun
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:22, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:25, archived)
# camping pffts
:)
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)
# hahaha! Top punnery



(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:14, archived)
# GO GO GO



(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Boing!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:31, archived)
# Reminds me of this
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:31, archived)
# That's great
and next on my list!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:33, archived)
# cor - thats ace!
Needs to be shopped with concrete and blood splattage though
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:37, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:37, archived)
# HOW WAS EUROPE?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:59, archived)
# Synchronised Box Pouncing
It will make the olympics one day I tells ya.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:35, archived)
# i read that as 'synchronised box punching'
popular with lesbians
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:41, archived)
# lets hope that makes it to 2012.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:47, archived)
# I'm still holding on for the announcement that this has made it onto the programme for 2012
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:49, archived)
# I don't know what the one on the left is smiling about.
When that massive jam goes on he's in the shit.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:52, archived)
# He's going for the "arty flourish" at the end
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Extra points, but is the risk worth it?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:07, archived)
# Considering the Dutch overreached themselves with a misguided jar of apricot
I reckon he's in for the win
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:09, archived)
# I shall remain on the edge of my seat.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:11, archived)
# you are fond of things in jars, arent you?
pickles, jams, chutneys, mutated foetuses, briny produce etc....
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Don't know what you mean
*takes another sip from his coffee jar*
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:06, archived)
# The bloke on the left
later tested positive for marmalade.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:04, archived)
# hahaha
you loon!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Sad reflection of the pressures proffesional Jam Balancers are under
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Man on left cheating, he's using an illegal prop to his tower
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:09, archived)
# Bloody rugby players.
No morals.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:10, archived)
# I noted that too.
Anyway, I think it was more competitive when they were still allowed turbo chargers and rear aerofoils.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:00, archived)
# That's good.
Now I'm an 80s german lesbian.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Dark Horse
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Silly M3e
That's not a horse, it's a man with a beard.

In truth, I don't understand what's going on here but i'm sure it's great.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:22, archived)
# it's not, really...
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:31, archived)
# bloody ...*

*insert racial/social stereotype here, see daily mail for details.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:27, archived)
# But he was the good Beatle
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:27, archived)
# i'd agree
but i have an irrational fear of all scousers
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:41, archived)
# I coloured the drawing I did yesterday.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:05, archived)
# I started a picture yesterday but didn't finish it
and now its too late :(
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Why too late? :[
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:09, archived)
# because it was a St Georges day picture

it would have been like this but better
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Finish it anyway!
It's ace.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:12, archived)
# too busy and not enough desire to
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:15, archived)
# :(
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:26, archived)
# finish it next year
we'll have forgotten about it then
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:17, archived)
# he's burning his nads off
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:12, archived)
# soup-herb!
hello matey, hope you're well.

i met the bloke who wrote 11th Hour (independant comic you may have seen) the other day.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:32, archived)
# That's awesome
I didnt know it was St. Georges day yesterday
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:25, archived)
# I may or may not
have shagged someone once not totally unconnected to a band which Walked Like an Egyptian

but there's no way I'm fessing up on the QOTW....

edit: how rude, that's one hell of nicely coloured (and drawn!) picture
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Gw'aaaaaaaaan!!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:08, archived)
# I hope for your sake it was Susannah Hoffs,
because the others look like men (going by vague memory of the 80s)
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:16, archived)
# NOW IT HAS BRICKS
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:09, archived)
# AND A PRETTYFUL HEM.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:10, archived)
# drag queen?
what's that poking out the front of her (his?) skirt?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:12, archived)
# That's her knee.

Should be something like that.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Except the leg at the back should be a bit longer, touching the ground.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:18, archived)
# FLOAT LIKE AN EGYPTIAN
:D
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Actually, Gardevoirs (one of which that character is) do float.
It would just look sillyier if she were floating in that position.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:23, archived)
# he made a penis joke you dont have to go all explainy about it
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:21, archived)
# I know he made a penis joke you dont have to go all patronisy about it ;]
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:22, archived)
# nice
queen of denial.
she is an asp-magnet ;)
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Hahaha, I'm drawing one of her being attacked by a Seviper.

^Seviper.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:17, archived)
# attacked by or raped by?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:19, archived)
# It's "rear"ing to attack.
I'm making it look less like a plastacene model, too.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:20, archived)
# he looks a friendly chap
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:26, archived)
# that's nice
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:42, archived)
# :]
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Its Got An Erection!
Hai Bai Teh Wei!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:12, archived)
# NIET.
Hello, though :D
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:33, archived)
# I like to spam websites because i have a small penis.
Also, I am a girl.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)
# cropping is your friend and not posting crap
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)
# YOU TELL 'IM HONKEY
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)
# :D
great response, sir
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Don't listen to that piece of white trailer trash
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Ha!
It *was* a great response, though
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)
# he is just a pasty honkey milky
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Crackaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)
# your just jealous of my chalky looks.
milksop
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Fuck you milk honkey bastard
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)
# you leave your forked tongue out of this aibu
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)
# aye think cue :)
happy candlemass :)
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Very kind, sir - thank you.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)
# i was listening to a tune i love today
Dead prez - Hip hop

And it says shit and nigger with no problem at all, but when it says 'cracker' it does a rubbish mixy scratch noise over the top to mask it out. What, so saying nigger is ok, but cracker aint? Why?!?
Nigger is one of the only words i pretty much never say in public. Crackers are delicious with cheese.

(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)
# I suppose it follows the logic that they can say nigger as they're black
but as they're not white it would then be hypocritical for them to be allowed to say cracker?

perhaps.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)
# I would like some of your dry wheaty things that you put cheese on please.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:28, archived)
# RACIST
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:53, archived)
# We call them 'nig nogs' over here.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:55, archived)
# LOL


(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)
# They also forgot to include the funny or awesome
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)
# and cocks and/or kittens
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)
# and lemurs and meercats and sexy nuns
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)
# or LOL-fish

(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Hahaha!

thread saved
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:52, archived)
# The swines!
They didn't, did they?

*writes to MP*
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)
# I want my money back
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:48, archived)
# *starts Facebook petition*
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)
# okay.
..erm spamspamspamspamspam
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)
# spam and anal sex
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)
# spanal sex!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Spaniel Sex?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)
# holding back the eaaaaaaars
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)
# But this is the internet.
We're all fat, 40 year old part time truckers called Dave
We like Chips.

.And Pizza.

Chances of any of us doing a sprint to the letterbox in the morning, let alone 26 miles of gruelling torture - 0.00000001%
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL of this
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Thought you'd agree, Dave
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Every time Dave
Pepperoni or extra chillies?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)
# No Chillis for me, Dave
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)
# That right Dave?
Extra lard on your chips then?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)
# As long as there's room in m'arteries, Dave
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Always room for some extra clarified pork fat Dave
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Always, Dave. Always
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)
# I'm not Dave, Dave


(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Him know
Him speakum for all us lards
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Heap um big internet user
Chief Sitting
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)
# lairds
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Yeah, be we might want to take pictures of it
;)
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)
# I did the long drag
when I was 23 ( 40 miles hike over breacon with a 55lb bergen and combat kit in under 20 hours ) {not for SAS entry, but we had the opportunity to do their endurance run }

I get a sweat on now if I have to walk to the village shop.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)
# I'm 23.
I find standing to be strenuous.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)
# I'm dave and so is my wife
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:07, archived)
# I'm Davina
and my husband is Dave.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:10, archived)
# I can think of one thing more boring than running.
Watching people running.


Sod off.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)
# what about throwing things at people running?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)
# slightly less boring.
Still not as exciting as having a nice sit down no where naer people running, though.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)
# I, running is a waste of time
There are better things to do

*hugs*
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)
# :D *hug*
like almost everything.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)
# I am trying to kill my brain with booze tonight, I have already started
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Ooooh, I shan't be
but you go ahead if it's necessary.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)
# If it puts me in a better mood, then yes
I doubt it will, as it will probably make me feel very depressed and I will probably start texting people.

The booze is only in use as I can't get a joint
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Look after yourself, poppet.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)
# I will try
But I am in a can't be fucked mood, as well as a pissed off mood
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Well, try not to let that make you worse, then.
I know if I sit and stew I just get worse and worse.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)
# it has been going on since yesterday morning
It just wont go, now matter what I do :(
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Be careful, love.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)
# I will be honey
*hug*
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)
# *big hug*
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)
# *big hug back*
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)
# :-)
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)
# I'm not letting go
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)
# That's alright
You can explain to the wife why he's strangely convinced he's dry humping a man's back then :D
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)
# It wouldn't bother me
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)
# It might, he's quite heavy.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)
# it will the only action I will get
so i am not going to complain
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:59, archived)
# :d awwww
'm off- see you soon!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Yeah, who needs exercise.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)
# I'd rather dance around to good music
than run about.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)
# I tend to go for swimming.
Or to the gym, while listening to good music.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)
# I don't do either of them, for two reasons:
1. No swimming baths as I am NOT wearing that little in front of other people.
2. No gym as outside is free.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Fair enough. I'm fairly comfortable with baring my belly at strangers.
And there's a gym in the block of flats next to mine, which does cheap deals to residents.
My girlfriend has somehow managed to get free gym membership, by living in a deprived area
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Free is still cheaper than cheap, I find.
I'm sure I'll be more arsed later on in life.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)
# running is no good for you
Walking, cycling and swimming is far better for you
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)
# There are much more fun forms of exercise
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Better in what way?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)
# No high speed spinal compression
Or at least that's how I understand it
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Yes
Running also does a lot of damage to your knees
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)
# One of many many reasons I don't do it
Damaged my knee years ago, it barely copes with standing these days
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Fair enough.
I've never really got into it myself. I always think I look like an arse when I run.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)
# pfft, what do you mean when you run?
;-)
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Well, obviously I have a head start already.
The hair flailing all over the place doesn't help matters.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Don't chop it off.
If you ever feel like you might, don't.

(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)
# My girlfriend won't let me apparently.
And it doesn't seem to be a problem despite working in a hospital, so I'll probably keep it for a while.
Until I start looking like a middle aged man trying desperately to cling onto his youth. Or go grey/bald.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Noooooo if it goes grey let it stay
you'll look proper lovely.

Good on your girlfriend, all chaps should have long lustrous hair.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)
# I'm more worried about the receding hairline.
The skullet isn't a look I'm comfortable with. I think only Devin Townsend can manage it.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)
# That's an interesting definition of manage....
Are you? From the pictures in your profile it'd appear not, but it's hard to tell without a photophotophoto.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Oh, it all looks fine at the moment, the hair hides it nicely.
Under that, it's definitely retreating
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:00, archived)
# *worries*
BYE PORSCHE.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)
# I went swimming once when my hair was long..
I almost drowned when I started doing front crawl and turned my head to breath and instead got a mouthful of wet hair.

bad times. :D
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)
# This is a serious problem.
I stick to breast stroke now, and not just for euphemistic purposes.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)
# 15 bonus points for that one, sir
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)
# I was just thinking 'how weird, that's not happened to me'
conveniently forgetting that my version of swimming is thrashing around like I'm being electrocuted for half an hour, only to open my eyes and realise I've gone about four metres.

\o/ talent, that's called. You'd be hard pushed to find a shittier swimmer than me who hasn't drowned.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)
# What about sprinting?
That would surely do less due to the fact you're not plodding along smacking your weight down with everystep. Plus you run on your toes.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)
# don't try them all at once
you'll get your bike wet.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Must ... resist....
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Nah, go on, you know
you want to...
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)
#



I can get my bike wet just by cycling without underwear
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Tenalady?
*ducks*
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
No, as I understand it the section did wonders for maintaining control on that thank you.....
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)
# I didn't know you'd had one!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Yeah, they thought it might be best after 70 hours of labour
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Jaheesus.
I want to give you a cuddle now.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Cuddles ALWAYS welcome
It wasn't half as bad as I thought though
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)
# A friend of mine had to have something similar following about 60 hours
This doesn't bode well for me, maybe our generation is doomed to have ridiculously long labours.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Nah, friend of mine dropped in 3
I don't speak to her any more....
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)
# First one? That's a bit bloody quick.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Yeah
Bitch
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)
# You can tell her I hate her too
and I haven't even got any yet.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Hee hee :)
The problem I had was with the brother in law saying THEY'D had a hard time with the birth: all twenty MINUTES of it....
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Oh fuck off.
....would be what I would have said.

ANYWAY

I'm bye bye now, so lovely to talk, see you soon x
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Okie doke Mon Capitane
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:05, archived)
# 0_0
Bad Trelly!

*is shocked*

*but not very shocked*

;-)
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)
# *giggles*
My brain shouldn't be allowed
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)
# How on EARTH can you tell?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)
# I think I recognise the canal walls with the windows in them
but I might be wrong, mind

Utrecht is the only city with canals that have 'werfkelders', a place that's now used to eat and drink, mostly: photos.igougo.com/images/p145256-Utrecht-Oude_Gracht.jpg

Anyway, it's time to make some well deserved foods
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:52, archived)
# FOODS
I need some of them. Fling some at England when you're done, ta.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)
# I shall

later!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Bye bye Mr Ocre.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:59, archived)
# That's so lovely in the summer...
*clicks fingers*
Another Palm over here, mijneer!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)
# mine-ear?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Oh, I'm bowing to Mr Cre on matters pronunciation-related, lovely.
But, yes....

;-)
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)
# \o/
I can speak Dutches!

*snuggle* I'm off, have a good weekend! xxx
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Grimbergen dubbel
or City castle Oudaen's home brew, while we're in Utrecht ;)
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Grimbergen is wonderful, but
it rather knocks your trousers (or mine) off after a couple.

Edit: I don't know that other one, I shall investigate next time I'm over.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)
# hahah
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)
# *administers late friday-afternoon fondles*
:D
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)
# *snuggle* lo!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)
# You are very very right
unless it's people running to deliver my meal in a restaurant, naturally :)
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)
# golf?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)
#


Edit, the more I look at this image, the more I find myself admiring their socks. I must need a drink.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Oooh I say.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)
# pfffft
You been here taking photos of the local land owners?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Well, unless you're in Norway, no...
;-)
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)
# No, they do look like the local land owners
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)
# In Norway, yes.
;-)
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)
# I want to go to Norway
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Lovely place.
Very expensive, but beautiful. And the women are pretty damn lovely, too.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:01, archived)
# The one at the front
reminds me of a Baldwin.

Bloody spiffing sockage btw.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)
# They are pretty special socks!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)
# they're tattoos
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)
# They shouldn't allow the professionals to run the London marathon
Also, you're a cock
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)
# I didn't realise Bodie & Doyle were training for it.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)
# deary me....
even for you, sir......
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Ahahaha crikey!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Double this^ with extra mayo.

(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)
# I'd quite like to see the professionals run the London marathon.

Especially the dead one.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)
# do fuck off there's a good spammer.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)
# i like your Dr Dyslexia style cropping skills
Die you dick?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)
# right, well, don't feel guilty about jacking another thread, then
here's my second attempt at digital decoupage:

(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Looking good.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)
# grassy arse
it was something I've been thinking about doing for quite a while. I just got round to it this afternoon.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)
# What are you going to do with them all?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)
# well
nothing, really. There's no point using them in cardmaking or scrapbooking - you need real decoupage for that. I just thought it was an idea I'd like to try.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Ahhh, I see!
I was just wondering if you had anything in mind.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)
# That's quite groovy, nice one.
The present Mrs. Architect does a lot of that in 'real life' cardmaking.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)
# my mum does cardmaking
she has a whole room that looks like a craft shop. It's actually pretty cool. And it keeps her off the streets.

I scrapbook, but all my stuff in in a couple of big boxes at the back of the lounge. I don't have a workroom. Or a dining room table.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)
# We have to take turns at the 'art and craft' desk as we call it
she does the cardmaking, stamping and encaustic art,
and I get the calligraphy, watercolours and pastels
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)
# You need some fimo. I'd like to see Archie Fimo creations.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:48, archived)
# I bet you would....
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)
# You're such a pimp today.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Damn right :)
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:59, archived)
# :D see you soon, Archie.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)
# I love fimo
I'm selling a load on ebay at the moment
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)
# These are top stuff.
*encourages*
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)
# yays!
thanks
*smackers*
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)
#


edit: there are no girls on the internet
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)
# I dunno what that is, but it needs zipping back up pronto!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)
# i actually don't know what it is
i just put a TOAP on it, so i could post it in a threadwaste thread.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Haha.
Top mod.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)
# indeed!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)
# What have I missed?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)
# this user does not exist
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)
# if we are replying to a non-existent user,
then my flawed dumbfuckistan logic would conclude that I also do not exist.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:52, archived)
# imbibo, ergo sum
I drink, therefore I am.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:10, archived)
# TITS OR GTFO
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:59, archived)
# I love the way spammers invariably get more and better responses
than 'shops that poor souls have spent whole minutes slaving over

This is why I heart b3ta
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:01, archived)
# I was thinking just the same
but didn't want to post as the irony would be that I would be adding to said replies.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:08, archived)
# let me know when you see something good
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:06, archived)
# I, indeed :)
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Are you a copper, then?


(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)
# No, I don't like coppers out of uniform
The ones I have known have been utter twats
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Mmmmm, uniform
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:15, archived)
# ;-)
typical....
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:15, archived)
# :D
Happy b3tamasnessday!

*huggles*
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Awww, ta, Mrs T
*hugs*
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Happy another year of being epically cool day :)
Shaw day!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Epically old, would be closer to the truth, but bless you all the same
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Any time. Well, once a year anyway.
How's you lovely?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Trying to get everything done before six, so I don't have to worry about work for the WHOLE
weekend.

Only once a year? :(
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Well the wishing you a happy b3taday bit
Hugging whenever required/desired :D
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Result!
\o/
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:27, archived)
# *hugs*
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Clan Soul's let himself go a bit, hasn't he?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Ms Tea? Meet Mr Monitor....
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)
# *swirls cape*
My work here is done....!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Heh heh heh :)
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:27, archived)
# I would say he looks quite smart there, for a change :)
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)
# I have little frame of reference to be able to judge, and frankly, I intend to keep it that way.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)
#
Photobucket
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)
# *admonishes*
Ooooh, you're in fighting form today, sir...
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)
# t'is an old one :)
It tends to draw him out of his cave
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)
# My concern is that you'd *want* that to happen...
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:48, archived)
# L FUCKING OL
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:55, archived)
# you bad, bad man
:D
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)
# *salutes*
Reporting for duty, SAH!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Not that one
Have to say, American uniforms not so much anyway
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)
# But it is Officer Doofy
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Try living with one.
They're even worse.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Which one is the copper?




(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)
# pfffft
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:09, archived)
# I knew someone would say it
luckily I know you, so know you are joking :)
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)
# No, the nurses has the home have just given him the wrong pills
and taken his zimmer frame
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)
# :D



(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:15, archived)
# pffft
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Well, personally I spent part of my morning watching as a man vaginally probed a woman with a long plastic implement.
But his day sounds fun too. Woo.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Not been to work today then.

(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:10, archived)
# pffffft again!
You're on a roll
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Day off.
Just relaxing with my parents all day.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Your Dad's been vaginally probing your Mum with plastic implements?
and you've been watching?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:17, archived)
# I'm so glad you posted that before I *had* to...
:D
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Hahahahaha, I just imagined all of that as a 70s BBC comedy show
"You have been watching......"
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)
# And the DVD is £5.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)
# I hope the camerawork is steady...
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)
# probably not
I'm guessing he only had one hand on the camera
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)
# I'm only human.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)
# you been watching them jazz movies again?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Unfortunately, the man was a Doctor and the implement had an ultrasound transducer on the end
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:18, archived)
# sounds like the 'plumber' scenario
but with a high-tech space-dildo
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)
# "I've come to fix your uterus..."
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)
# pffft
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)
# * feels ashamed
*throws himself under a bus
*police man has to scrape me off the road
*feels even more ashamed for making him do that
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Needs more
"Smacked about a few hippies, covered a few tracks, closed ranks with a few mates"
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)
# If he did all of that
he'll have to spend the next eight days filling out paperwork about it.

Can I just shoehorn this in here? It has nothing to do with polismen. Just a new trick I'm trying out with decoupage.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Your lettuce has gone bad
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Aha - but it might be....
Purple Lettuce!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)
# I like that.
Lovely colours.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Thanks
I wasn't sure it would work, but the effect is actually quite nice.

It came from this
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Yay police!
It does indeed miff me when folks are quick to bash them for actually having balls. I couldnt do their job - i'd just end up going postal and killing everyone who does the slightest misdemeanour!

Watch coppers dealing with angry pissheads with calm on those 'cops with cameras' type shows - no way could i do that.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Yeah I've never been able to watch those "Cops with cameras" programmes
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)
# street crime UK on bravo is the worst one
Rotten pissed up dazzas beating the shit out of everything whilst on the piss. Makes me respect coppers knowing that they have to deal with those twunts, and keep calm and resist the urge to truncheon their skulls in.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)
# those programs are a guilty pleasure for me
it never ceases to amaze me the state people get themselves in to. Or how fucking stupid and a waste of oxygen some people are. And the kids doing 80 through estates in a stolen Metro never seem to hurt themselves as much as you'd like.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:18, archived)
# ^this, they're a guilty pleasure, but I'll always stop on them when channel hopping
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)
# I'm not even sure what channel has them or what night they're on
is it a Sky or a Bravo?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)
# they all have them on don't they?
in one form or another. I'm surprised there isn't a dedicated channel for those shows yet
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)
# as i said
street crime UK is the best one.

Not many traffic violations, stolen cars, break-ins or robberies. Its mostly chucking darrens and tracy's in the back of police vans.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)
# i think it takes the piss when some knob is
arguing with the copper, and is swearing his mouth off. The copper gives him several warnings, and several oppurtunities to shut up and walk away, yet they always come back, call the coppers allsorts and end up kicking, screaming and shirtless in the back of the police van. Oh dear.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)
# The classic scenario sometimes gives the PERFECT final moment
Cue bloke - usually pissed - with his mates kicking off
Police arrive
Guy gives shedloads of verbal abuse direct to coppers
Coppers issue warnings to calm down and go home - usually 3 or 4 until the 'last chance or I'll section 5 your arse'
Guy pushes the boundary a little bit further and often will kick out
Guy gets faceplanted on the floor by coppers.
Guy screams
Guy shouts

Guy's last word before being put in the back of the van by 6 officers?

"Mum"!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:27, archived)
# ....
and then right at the end it will say

"The man driving around at 80 mph in a stolen white van who then ram-raided an old lady before brutally maiming three children and a puppy, was let off with a caution"
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)
# hahaha yes :)
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)
# and there you are, shouting at the telly
USE THE TRUNCHEON, HIT HIM HIT HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!!!!!!


:D
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)
# C*nt him in the F*ck, Barry!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Hehe...
nicely, sir.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:15, archived)
# This just makes me automatically hate Steve, though.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Well... have you?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Crunchy on the outside, soft on the inside?
That one?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Never managed to get to the inside of one
The outside is too crunchy
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)
# that blokes a natter
oi, natter!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:06, archived)
# yes, I cooked it alive and it tasted ok
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)
# was he wearing a pink tutu?...
...if so...yes.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:03, archived)
# *awaits the 'shit on my cunt' muslim pic*
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)
# go on - someone post it
ill just look strange otherwise....
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Yes indeed...
*points at armadillo nest under desk*

It's in there.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Ooh, candles.
Happytiems.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:06, archived)
# hIPPY bIRD dAY JPG!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Thank you, sir!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:06, archived)
# )000... mE cAPS lOCK iS cOMPLETELY fUCKED?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)
# That's your excuse, is it?
;-)
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Mmmmm I can't see this image
can I have clue?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)
# * Starts singing and dancing round like a loon...

Show me the way to Armadillo...

IT'S PUB-O'CLOCK EVERYONE!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)
# he's at a safehouse
for battered armadillos, he never wants to see you again
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:07, archived)
# I don't even watch the stupid programme
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Ha Ha Ha
Have some clicks
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Sharon and Tracey haven't aged well
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
# hahahah
the one on the left looks just like her
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Haha!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)
# lol
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Well done
you have created the two Ugliest Women Ever.

edit - I'd prefer the one on the left, if thats what you're after
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
# well obviously - it still has the breats and clunge
the thing on the right just has cock and high waistband
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)
# How do you know I don't want cock, high waistbands, breasts and clunge?
All in ONE FAMILY-FRIENDLY SLICE OF TELEVISED ENTERTAINMENT?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Amanda Holden's got the face of a cheap blow-up doll.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
# ^
This
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
# True,
and I bet she's not as good in the sack either.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)
# As opposed to the expensive kind that have my face on them...
*makes perfect 'O' shape*
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)
# O_O
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)
# I don't know... I honestly don't know.
I've been reading QOTW answers all day in work and now I'm a little hot under the collar...

Shall we just leave it at that?

*slinks off, shamed*
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Phwoar
I bet you've got realistic feeling skin too.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)
# complete with dry elbows...
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)
# and a lesbian haircut
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)
# make with the shoppery!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)
# yes she does and she is an evil bitch as well
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)
# You're damn right.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Dyke on the right!!!!
Woo.

Edit:Test card girl on the left!!!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Noooooo!
I still have nightmares about her
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)
# And not the scary clown!!!!


(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)
# hahahahhahaha! Holy shit.... Reminds me of birds of a feather!
edit: minor mindpissage alert!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)
# They booth
look like two girls that used to go to my school...
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)
# quality faceswap!
The thing on the right reminds me of someone, but i cant put my finger on it


go on - fire away with the smart-arsery
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Is it
Rhona Cameron?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:56, archived)
# no
but it reminds me of a rubber special effects head from a film. But i cant picture which one - agh!

It might be murphy from robocop2 when he's all busted up on the floor and his eyes are rolling about... YES - i think that is it!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)
# I think it's got a certain Frank Spencer look to it
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Simon is always right...
...ALWAYS!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Oh my
Hahaha
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:56, archived)
# play them like bongo drums
how do all

how are you?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)
# shave the thing on the right and
it looks like murphy from robocop
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)
# He looks like Brian Connolly
from Sweet!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)
# 'Sup.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Jeepers!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:06, archived)
# hahahahahaahah
except the one on the right, which will genuinely haunt my sleep
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:07, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:10, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Noon all
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Jimmy Carr's
earlier modeling career?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Maybe,
It would still be funnier than his stand up.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)
# How can you say that?
Jimmy Carr is the best!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)
# MmmKay
Whatever you say.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Jimmy Carr is the sort of person I really want to dislike
but whenever I hear his stuff I find myself giggling like a loon
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
# He's pretty funny
But he needs new material. He's still doing jokes in his live show from his first dvd.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)
# ^ This
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)
# LOL
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)
# goodbye cruel world...
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Hahaha wtf?
;)
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)
# it made me laugh anyway...
... :D.... :D.... :D
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)
# And now for something completely different
It's got nothing to do with the police. Well, it has a pig in it, but still...!



I maded it for an art exchange. Good luck anyone who's going to Ulduar!!

(If you don't understand, don't worry. At least it's nearly 5.)
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:32, archived)
# 18 Points for Pig inclusion
*approves* *clicks with trotter*
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)
# I want to poke her little snout.
*pokes monitor*
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)
# *ahem*
her....
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)
# her little snout...
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Oh, you....
:D
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)
# You've told me off before! :D
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# I sincerely hope I wasn't rude.
She gets upset, that's all.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)
# I dont remember.... probably
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)
# piggy piggy piggy piggy piggy piggy piggy piggy piggy
Here's a pig related pea:
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Lactating Pig?!?!?!


(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)
# YUM YUM YUM
It was either that or the picture of Jade Goody with a pig's face drawn on....
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# DO NOT WANT.



(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Exactly.... lactating it is :D
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)
# What d'you call me?
Eh? EH?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# I wouldn't call you anything Sir.



(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)
# *apologises for unforgivable rudeness*
More port, my fine fellow?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Oh how splendid!
*quaffs*
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg
(or Boar as the case seems to be)
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)
# I've not been in wow since 3.4 I think.
I really must consider going back soon.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# New content is awesome
We had lots of poop (10 minute raid with one boss, anyone?) but they have rewarded us with JOY and LOOT and ANOTHER OLD GOD.

Life is good (at the moment).
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Yay for pigs!
top stuff 'Vee
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Ah, the first 15 levels before it becomes repetitive and shit
good times...
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)
# The Barrens
aka: "Why am I doing this? This is rubbish. I'm going to play EVE".
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Does anyone here like Metalica
Chuck Norris does
Chuck Norris likes your mom
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)
# etc
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)
# barrens chat
makes me want to die and take everyone else with me
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
# I lost my wife in the Barrens Ill have you know.
And some silver.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Ffffffffffffffffffffff
... that bloody dead woman!!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)
# i like mine crispy...
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# mmmmm..... bacon flavoured popcorn.....
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)
# i do like these pig animations muchly
the exploding one is my fave
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)
# thanks...this one?...
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)
# yay!
loves it

*clicks for future reference*
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:56, archived)
# nice picture, todd... oh
very nice
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Ugh, Ulduar's still way off for my guild...
Still doing Naxx 25 ... >.<
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Now, pay attention Plod...
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Lovely!
:D
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Very clever!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)
# But the ejector seat wouldn't work!!
Woo.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Ejector seat on a police car... you're joking?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)
# On Bond's original!!
Silly!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)
# the correct response was
"I never joke about my work, 007"

Mstandot loses 5 points
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# haha!

never thought!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Arf!
Top work, there!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)
# does it say Bum on his lights?
edit: on the top I mean, and woo!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)
# ???
You see bums in everything, you do....
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)
# that was a real two faces/vase moment
it literally changed before my very eyes
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# it says bum in the middle
definitely
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# you must have patented CSI enhancing zoom eyes
the pic is too small for me to make out any details in the lights
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)
# You're not wrong.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)
# It's "POLICE" backwards
But if one slightly unfocuses one's eyes, one can indeed see "bum" instead.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:17, archived)
# hahaha! Awesome stuff, JS!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)
# That would be ace
I plan to kill my brain with booze tonight
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)
# I've already started...
Yay for long weekend!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)
# *glares*
You fiend!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Will have to buy more booze at some point
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Never mind the ejector seat
This would mean plod would have twin machine guns and stuff.
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)
# They may look like idiots and talk like idiots but don't let that fool you. They really are idiots.

(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Oh now that's entertainment!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Hahaha :)
The real marxs brothers would do a better job
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)
# i wish they were true marxists!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Why I oughta...!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)
#
the likenesses are uncanny!
wyh
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# that's fucking ace
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Get out of my head!
This was the first thought that came to me when I woke up - had to get rid of it...



.....probably not worth it

(Oh well, back to lurking)
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)
# NECTARINE
*ker-juices*
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)
# SATSUMA
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Tangerine?
/gets coat
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Candles!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Lunch/dinner date? Sir
Happy candle day
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)
# *feels oppressed*
It'll have to be some time either end of next week or the week after. I'll get back to you.

Edit: Very important meeting I have to prepare for *taps side of nose* I'll explain all later.

And Ta!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:15, archived)
# The week after next would probably be best, after the bank holiday :)
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Sounds like a plan...
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Yes it is, to give you the day of and to get you to relax :)
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)
# I'm going to try injecting Au Poivre sauce into my eyes, since nothing else seems to
help.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:32, archived)
# No, I prefer it quite pasty looking thanks.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Could you run that by me again,
with some helpful notes, perhaps? I'm not sure I follow.

Edit: Ahhh, being slow - sorry.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Tangerine! Hahahahaha!
Happy b3taday!
:D
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)
# thank you Mr Mole!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)
# candles!!!!!
happy dances
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Thank you, my fine fellow!
*videos*
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Appy B'day
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)
# CITRUS FRUIT
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)
# LIME TIME!
... Lime's a citrus fruit ...
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)
# CLEMENTINE!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)
# I wish to buy a joint
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Knee, beef or drugz?


(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)
# What about dovetail.
WHAT ABOUT DOVETAIL?!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Sorry!
Completely forgot about woodworkery!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Drugs
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)
# GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL

(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)
# If that what it takes to get one, then yes
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)
# wolverine passes the wardrobe

(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Never short of a knife with him around
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)
# PINEAPPLES!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)
# PEANIPPLES!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)
[challenge entry] my final police gif
i promise
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Why is it not 5pm?!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)
# heheh
where the heck did you get the source anim from??
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)
# the it crowd "anti piracy"
find the whole thing on youtube, tis good
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:59, archived)
# *youtubes*
that is good! Never really got into the it crowd, but that did make me chuckle.

I thought whowotme shopped the helmet in, so his anim seems less woo now :-/
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)
# awwwwww!
he brought joy to your heart no matter what!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)
# hehe, heartbroken to discover it's not "one man one concrete floor huh"
:D
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)
# indeed
I googled "one man one concrete floor huh" and nothing came up. :-(


Sorry for the minor pedantry there.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)
# will a cat do
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)
# hahah
much better! Cats are shite!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)
# IT Crowd
fantastic
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:59, archived)
# ^this
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)
# downloaded it
from youtube
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)
# search "cop hat shit porn"

(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Worksafe?


(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)
# "does it look like porn?"

pretty crap porn
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)
# No,but would a boss like to see his workers
looking at someone shitting in a hat?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)
# dont watch your colleagues shitting in hats then
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)
# *gets popcorn*
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)
# I haven't got a hat.



(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)
# if a colleague shat on my head that would also be beyond the pale

(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Hahaha probably not!
but that goes for 90% of the images on here, really
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)
# if i were a boss i wouldn't want to see my workers on b3ta at all >:(
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Well yeah!


(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)
# i'm a boss
and on friday afternoons i don't give two fucks

yay for fridays!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)
# *shits in your hat*
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)
# "Get back to drawing cats!"
"Eeep. Yes Mr Shadahadadada"
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)

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