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5 Minute Doodle- 08/06/09

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)

*glees*

'ningles.

Hmmm 5 minute doodles. Are they chicken flavour?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

I'm not sure, I did that last night

I think that paper would taste of pastels, it was my blotting paper.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)

hahaha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)

Silly ghost!

You're thinking of 5-minute NOODLES!

Doodles is ink flavour.

Mmm ... octopus ...

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)

Not 5 minute poodles?

*hopes no one saw the ninja*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)

No one EVER sees a good ninja.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)

for a second there is said 5 minute pooples.

I was very tempted to leave it:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

LOSE BODY WEIGHT TODAY

CALL 555-HALBERD

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)

I bet people'd call

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)

what's with all the adverts for weight loss pills nowadays? They seem ... illegal. Not to mention unwise.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)

There is a lot to be said* for swallowing a handful of tapeworm eggs in capsule form

*may not be 100% true, but hey you DO want to be thin like the people on the tellybox right!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

*Psst* they are cysts not eggs

And supposedly very effective too. I'd say the scarring to your intestines would be better than the unknown long-term side effects from tablets anyway.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)

I'm curious to know what people do once they've lost enough weight

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

The usual with people being lazy

They expect to carry on eating shit food and lose weight with the help of a magic pill.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

this is what happens if you try to dash onto the train whilst the doors are closing..... Happened to me twice last week...

Lovely stuff, cap! :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)

Cheers Steve!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

Did you get better?

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

I've just got to remember not to look up or down too vigorously, until the glue dries

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)

Disturbalicious

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

Vielen dank to you, good sir.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

*bow* do- itashi mashite

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)

Top drawer!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

WHYS SHE CRY

SHES NO HAPPY?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)

Would you be?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)

eventually

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

Fuck yeah, Wow!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)

:D ta love

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)

I think I'm obsessed with Bat for Lashes. I can't stop playing it :(

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)

She doesn't like pigeons and says she wants to kill them (possibly for effect)

so I dislike her.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)

But she's so goooood.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)

I was listening to the new ISIS last night

don't you talk to me about good.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)

Lets just agree to disagree with regard to Isis.

CRINGE!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

Isis in general, or the latest offering?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

Very much in general, I'm afraid.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)

Ah well.

You'll probably not like my band's stuff either. I'll cross you off the EP list.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

OH HEY NOW.

I'm happy with post-metal, just not Isis or Cult of Luna. Give me some Neurosis and I'll dribble and puke happily.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

If you're expecting us to be Neurosis you'll be disappointed.

Nowhere near enough self satisfaction.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

I want a Wow CD :(

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

I just don't really want to send what few copies we'll be doing

to people who won't like the stuff. I'll see how many we print.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

Woodpigeon is tasty

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)

I only have one album, but I have been playing "Glass", "Siren Song" and "Two Suns" a lot.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

Two Planets? The album is Two Suns.

Anyway, I just can't seem to get enough right now. I seem to favour Daniel, Siren Song and Travelling Woman.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

Oh, right. Yes that gets confusing. Daniel is good, Travelling woman is a'ight. Oooh. Sleep alone is good.

Anyway. To work!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

I too much attempt to achieve something.

TATA BE7A.COM.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

Ooh that is gorgeous

lovely tear action going on
/emo blog

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fannycradock, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)

It's more blood

she aint got no eyes, Lieutenant Dan.

Thanks, lovely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)

Sexeh

You should captain a daily doodle post, whip everybody into a quick drawing frenzy.

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fannycradock, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)

I would, but then I'd have responsibilities :D

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)

Morning :D

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)

Morning

doll :)

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fannycradock, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)

Had a good weekend, lovely Miss Craddock?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)

Did she look at you the wrong way?

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)

She was too tall for the fridge.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)

That's when a woodchipper comes in handy

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)

Noice!

Right, meeting time :(

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)

Good luck duderino

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)

woooo

Can't wait to see a 10 minute doodle. It'll be intense :)

Lovely as ever. You are brilliant at heads.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

:D cheers

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

Awesome!

Doodles win! Very cheery subject too, I have something similar in mind to do to some of my colleagues this morning...

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crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

I didn't mean to, I was meant to be drawing a spaceship.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)

I see...

And for how long have thoughts of spaceships been replaced with images of severed heads?

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crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

You're asking the wrong kind of doctor.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

wotcha petal

little bit grim today are we?

if you've got time for more drawings later you should do summat with one of those old diving suits

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)

I'll have a bash if I've got any time :)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

Destination: Hull.

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)

Hehehehe.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)

he looks like Roy Castle in the second frame

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

*parp*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

now *that's* dedication!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

I thought Dale Winton myself.

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eXOBeX, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)

There's... something... on... the wing

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

this is very pleasing.

Minor TJ- could someone please turn an image round for me?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

Only in exchange for hugs

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

*huuuuuuuug*

I'll gaz it to you, I just need it turning right 90 degrees.

Thank you everyone!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

Your wish ... :

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

TIXE?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

You say that like it's a bad thing.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

OH DEAR.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT?!

That's got lust and everything in it, that work.

Bloody ungrateful - that's your problem.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)

No, I'm just frightened of red.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

No more communist meetings for YOU then, young lady.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

Fucking commies.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)

Dear Christ did you hear Jon Snow interviewing Nick Griffin on Radio Bore this morning?

Talk about playing into the BNPs hands ... Jesus it was embarassing.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)

Wow, I have a severe case of ticklynose.

*scratch scratch*
IT'S NO GOOD.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

*chews your nose a bit*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

BLOW A BUBBLE!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

*makes your eye fall out*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)

now look here 'image'

you've got to pull yourself together, fly straight and bally well just get on with it for the sakes of us all.

You got that?

Righto.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)

Best reply .

Wow?

please ignore my Gaz

I'm just too damned slow in my old age...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)

I don't ave no steenking gazzes?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

haha

cheers bobs

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)

i read that in a lieutenant george voice.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

I trust you grew a pencil mustache especially too

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)

he didn't have a moustache, although I already do.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)

was it Hugh Laurie's character?

and lets see pics of the the k3b/-\b-o-tache!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

yeah it was.

here we go:

and i have a beard as well.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)

haha!

that is some tachage!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

the most dignified of all the facial hair.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)

Merv Hughes?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)

no. me.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)

Know you?

What, in the Biblical sense? ;)

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)

*claps*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

*throws fish*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)

give me half an hour with it, and I'll turn it back around.. I can be very persuasive...

*cracks knuckles*

Nings Cap!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)

Hi Steve!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

Has he just noticed that they someone has forgotten to take the cap off

of the Pitot head?

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

having re-read this several times

I am none the wiser

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)

hahahah!

nings Op

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

ningles

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

Pfft

b3ta.com/board/9487087

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

Also this doesn't deserve it's own thread

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

Hahahahahahah! Brillant, yet a sad commentary on british politics in itself... I blame South Oxhey.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

haha!!

today is officially nazi day...

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Harold Angryperson you'll never be the man your mother is, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

Everyday is nazi day. *goose-steps to the kitchen*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)

Don't mention the war

I did it once but I think I got away with it.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)

I am actually

quite ashamed as I live in S Oxhey. At least we didn't elect either of the BNP MEPs.
>pedant mode off<

(Spill, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)

and yet it'll be in all the papers!

I was waiting for this when I saw your lightbulb come on earlier!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

I am kinda hoping the BNP Meps will simply self combust 30 minutes after arriving in Brussels

at the sheer "Johnny-Foreign-ness" of it all

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

yes this

I bet they won't see anyone wearing onions, clogs or lederhosen etiher

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

*closes photoshop*

/and it does deserve its own thread

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

Haha

Sorry matey :(

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)

actually, yours works better for being simpler and cleaner :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

Hahahahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)

"Who do you think you are kidding Mr Griffin"

"If you think all England's brown"

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)

\o/

Compo suggestion

show the world through Nick Griffin's eye

b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post442391

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

Or from Mr Griffin's point of view

"That blokes brown, will bunk to town on the 8:21
And He'll come home with visas for his Cousins, Wife and Mum"

Etc....

(The_Mighty_Spleen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)

It does

cos I was gonna do the same thing

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

aha!

Now i getcha! Good one fella...

(Son_of_Magwitch, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)

*applauds*

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

Perfectly summed up

*click*

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Monty Propps, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)

this is perfect

and sad

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)

Fantastically shockingly accurate

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)

Fat Hitler

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limpfish, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)

nicely!

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)

Haha nicely done!

And thank you for your kind words everyone :D

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)

Ha ha ha

Hail Yemen!!

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)

History repeats

somehow we always forget the past.

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)

Makes me ashamed to be English

The BNP that is, not the pic which is great, spot on :)

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Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)

nice job! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)

Pfffft!

Depressing, but pfffft nonetheless.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)

lovely stuff

yes it did deserve its own thread and the FP.

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)

Well, congrats.

I've been reading b3ta for about 4 or 5 years now, and most of the jokes that I don't get (forgive me, but I'm 'Merkin/septic/from the USA) I can easily Google, or there's enough explanation in the ensuing thread that I can get it.

But this one leaves me absolutely clueless. I have no idea what makes this so awesome. So I will remember it as the Single Greatest Joke I Never Got.

EDIT: Many thanks for the explanations! All's I can say is: oh. Oh dear. I really hoped we were past all of that kind of nonsense. I'd like to say that we'd never do something like that here, but I'd have thought the same of Our Friends Across the Pond.

(jessemoya, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)

and i thought i was silly for initially thinking the blue bit was the land

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8088381.stm

(halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)

Take one dose of the previous link

then watch more UKTV: www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKsMrKVxPiQ

(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)

Comedy show

There used to be a sitcom about the Home Guard of the Second World War. The opening sequence was basically the reverse of the image.

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The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)

BNP?

I thought it was just a comment on the current govt...
Works both ways.

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Vulthoom, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)

Yep

that's about the size of it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)

It appears that..

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed racist is an MEP

(Lythium deals in lead, my friend., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

I like this lots

Very clever, but unfortunately not funny :(

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)

cor

seriously thou, 2 seats, in EU, oh welcome back Adolf, not.

(haffy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)

Sadly

the only funny thing to have come out of the last few hours...*tips hat*

(trumplefahrt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 1:30, archived)

Absolutely brilliant,

if depressing.

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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)

so depressing

that i have to post

(camoron, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)

hahahaha....

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

ahahah

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

Hahhahahahahah!

YO JOE

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

ningles steve

how's monday treating you?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

well, i'm still too tired to realise it's monday... In fact, I'm not even sure I'm posting on here, or still dreaming.

If I am still dreaming, I guess I can say what I like on the board:

TITS-FLANGE-PUSSY-WANK-CUNTY-BOLLOCKS.

If not, I'll just look odd.

So no change there.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

nice one op

I'd forgotten all about that film

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

Lovely :)

can I just ask, did you get those screencaps from any site in particular?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)

i got them from youtube

pausing the clip and using print screen... there is probably a much better way though! :)

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

Happy morning image for everyone.

Previously: Kitty

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)

Hahaha

Fuckin' yeldy

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The Neville What what what, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)

Yays

Bizarrely from one angle it looks like The Maxx!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)

arf. Oh and ....

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:12, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)

I have indeed

Morning

I just did Joliet's work for her, so she can spend the rest of the day on b3ta;

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)

\o/

Job's a goodun!

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Joliet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)

oh oh oh I've got some stuff to add to that

Using techniques of MATHS&trade called 'asymptotics beyond all orders' a dude proved something or another about crystal growth.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)

"shape : not a diamond"!

what kind of mickey-mouse crystal morphology/ontology is this!?

I'm er, joking, joking. Of course.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)

I must admit that it's diffraction diagram was very discrete when it came around to my house.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

actually, knowing very little (if any) crystallography, I don't really know the significance of a discrete diffraction diagram

I guess it means that its easy to do magic fourier transforms to get the atom positions...low er B-factors..

edit : "In 1991, the International Union of Crystallography decided to redefine the term "crystal" to mean any solid having an essentially discrete diffraction diagram..."

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)

Hahaha I thought that too

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

Nice

but you forgot to mention if it can be milked or not

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

Subliminal?

Must be very good/subtle. I just spent ages trying to find the penis.

(xixax, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

ohhhh. gah!

I just got this : "crystal reports" ... as in the automated software documentation thingy! Not an actual crystal report....

I need tea.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

hahahahahhah! awesomely sick :D

nings T!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)

Hello, Steveybeeby.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)

i like the pseudo guro look of these

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)

i'm pretty sure it'd be fine if the beachball wasn't inflated

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)

Yay

How very informative on this Monday morning

Morning all! Coffee?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)

'ningles. I've got a lully big can of Red Bull.

*sits down and wait for drinking and drug smoking b3tards to srart bemoaning how bad red bull is for you*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)

You know red bull is REALLY bad for you right?

:D nings RG!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)

Red Bull's bad for you?

Other than that it smells and tastes foul? ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)

red bull is bad for you, it's too expensive.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)

Relentless FTW

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)

nings medi!

well if you're going to the kitchen, you get me a bacon sarnie, please?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)

#3 snake?

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)

Ahhh it's too obvious a choice now!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)

this is what primus' next album shall be called

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)

I guess I was in 5th grade, and my best friend and I read in one of his dad's adult books about many different ways to masturbate.

To make a very long story short, we agreed to try it with a melon and *never* tell anyone (so I guess I'm doing that now, 15 years later). We cut two holes into it and humped it at different times while watching an adult movie. It took longer than doing it by hand, the orgasm was the same, and although the article said it felt like having sex with a vagina, it really did not. Afterwards, I was ashamed and felt quite stupid.
- age 30, Maryland

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)

I'm not sure that's suitable for children.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

It's ok I read that book and i know that this is safe

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)

two small holes presumably.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)

Why isn't he wearing shoes?

I demand more shoes. With high heels.

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

This is SERIOUS ART, man.

I will draw you a shoes person.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)

\o/

THE SHOOOOOOEEES

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)

This, and kitty, are both excellent.

Beachballs must be well nom.

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fannycradock, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)

I ate one but it tasted beige :(

HELLO.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)

Hell's yeah

Keep going!

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)

Shattering...

(Son_of_Magwitch, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)

That is most woo

but also most disturbing.

Excellent job!

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Joliet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:01, archived)

hahahahahha! christ almighty! *fears*

ningles everyone! I trust you all had outstanding weekends?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)

I played Half Life 2 all weekend

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)

that is such an awesome game... I really want them the hurry the fuck up with Ep3 though...

DAMN YOU VALVE, AND DAMN YOUR CLIFFHANGERS!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)

I did sod all

...

Well, I vacced the house on Saturday...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)

hahahhaha! If anything, vacuuming the house is a bit too much for a weekend :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)

What he hasn't mentioned is the mini skirt and tight top

a la "I Want to Break Free" by Queen

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Joliet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)

I thought everyone did that when they did the housework....

... I haven't done any myself, for ages, as I've run out of mascara

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)

you and your crazy rockstar life

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)

you did? fascinating stuff fella

what else went on in your abode?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)

Well at least it takes the mind off Nick Griffin

Nicely done

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)

quite...

Brits sending nazis into europe.. how times have changed...

(Son_of_Magwitch, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)

Gives me an idea...

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:12, archived)

V. disappointed with the North this morning

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:48, archived)

*wheels out Nick Griffin quote*

"I'm not racist, because racism is a crime. And only black people commit crime."

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)

yes me too

I am not in the north, but I forgot to vote. I'm just glad that BNP didn't get voted in for my region. They carpet bombed the area with posters.

part of the reason for changing my name from Griffin Saver was in case anyone thought I wanted anything other than fiery hurty death in store for this 'man'

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)

Don't blame me

I went across to the campus to vote, but left my voting card behind

Bought a pint of milk though...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)

was it RACIST milk?

(I'm only joking!)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:53, archived)

You don't need your voting card to vote

FAIL

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Peregr1n @peregr1n, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)

It was a fail indeed

so actually - it was my fault

(I'd have voted Green anyway)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)

I was most amused to find Arthur Skagill standing in my constituency

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Joliet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)

I'd have voted Scargill

no, hang on, no I wouldn't - I'd have forgotten

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)

I'd edit my spelling

but it's Monday so laziness is the rule of the day

:O)

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Joliet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:01, archived)

you know what?

I hadn't even noticed

wasn't being sarcastic - I just read what I thought was there

:)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)

God I wish I had that ability

'cos while I'm busy constructing Crystal Reports today I could pretend I was reading something more interesting like the phone book

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Joliet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)

Please tell me that you "charge them with moonlight"

and arrange them in circles with joss sticks before writing the report :D

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)

I really think it would help

if they had a polling station in the student union. Ours was bloody miles away

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:01, archived)

they got nowhere here

and our Green MEP got re-elected

the 'rise' of the BNP - it's taken them 27 years to struggle to the first rung of a very, very tall ladder - doesn't show that people like the BNP, it shows that people are a) fed up of the current lot and b) thick

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)

and c)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)

I was amazed

that the Barking & Dagenham lot up the road from me didn't vote them in.
That's supposedly a key BNP battleground

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)

Are there very many immigrants in the North?

Or is it all perceived "immigrunts takin ur jobs - dats y ur out of wrk"?

Was in Derbyshire over the weekend and didn't hear a single foreign language or accent.

Edit: However, I did eat the single most gloriously cooked bit of liver I have ever eaten.

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Joliet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)

was it from a pakistani immigrant?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)

You know it

No fava beans or a nice Chianti though. Just gravy and a pint of ale

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Joliet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)

There's quite a large proportion of Ethnicicities in Yorkshire

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)

Hmm, well let's hope the Northern BNP voters don't come down to London

they may spontaneously combust from all the multiculturalism.

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Joliet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)

I agree. I love Yorkshire, it's my home, but it also sucks.

(Northern Lovely, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:53, archived)

The thing is

the BNP got less votes than they did in 2004, but the Labour vote collapsed, which is hardly surprising

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)

I know, but still

They got 10% of the vote here :(

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)

Talk about pissing on the 65th D-Day anniversary

and every grave of soldiers who died fighting the Nazis :(

I don't know who's more of a fuckwit, the BNP MEP candidates, or the people who thought voting for them is a 'protest vote' against MPs.

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Peregr1n @peregr1n, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)

I have to LOL at UKIP MEPs

Who were effectively campaigning to lose their own jobs

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Joliet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)

^ this

very much this.

My sig is in honour of the D-Day landings

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)

so what's shopped here?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)

it's more shock than shop this one.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)

If you complain about this image, you're as bad as Hitler

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)

i'm not complaining I just don't understand it...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)

Which bit do you not understand?

(Northern Lovely, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)

um...i'm just confused

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)

Gah

Griffin's a cunt, and I know how to spot them.

The little cross that he wears pinned to his lapel is a good start. Everyone at school who wore one of them was, without fail, an arsehole of the highest order.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)

what sort of cross is it?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)

A burning one?

Because frankly that would just be impractical

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)

what if it was

the FIRE OF RIGHTEOUS INDIGNITY? Or some other such bollockry?

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The Neville What what what, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)

I am fucking livid.

After all the media during the campaign - "we need to get the count up otherwise these people will stroll into seats", for idle apathetic bastards to sit there blaming MPs' expenses for not getting of their fat arses and walking the 200m down the road to the polling station is utterly inexcusable.

I'm going to move to Derbyshire.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)

I'm sick of hearing about

the "MPs expense fiasco". I honestly don't care that an MP in the south of england has a small island for ducks, or a moat or whatever.

In fact, I find that positively inspiring.

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The Neville What what what, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)

Ha ha ha ^This^

My comments upon hearing about it ran along the lines of "Well at least he likes ducks! I like ducks too, so we have something in common, he can't be all that bad!"

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)

I think the point was more

that he used taxpayer's money to house his ducks.

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)

I'd rather the ducks were well housed

than out in the cold, quacking softly as their downy feathers are buffeted by the cold, harsh wind.

Think about that, next time Harriet Harman appears on your television box, shouting forth noises and wind-sounds.

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The Neville What what what, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)

"Now that all the politicians have been sacked, there is nowhere for these poor ducks to live"

*close-up of a duck, in grainy blank and white, as it quacks in slow-motion*

quaaaaaaccckkkkkk.

"Look at the expression on it's little beak... It misses its duck island..."

quaaaaaaccckkkkkkkkkkkkkk.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)

yeah but he could have used taxpayers money on worse things ;D

Like ummmm....... A big electro plated statue of Donny Osmond, or a marmalade stapler, or a gun that shoots butter. The way I see it, the ducks won, so in a way we all won

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)

I'm off to firebox.com

I want a marmalade stapler

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)

Purchase it with the double-barrel butter gun

and breafast time toast making will become a whole new world of fun :D

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

It just makes me think of this....

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)

Bwahahaha

More of this sort of thing!

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Joliet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)

The BNP

Promoting "We're not racist, but..." as a valid start to a sentence since 1983

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The Neville What what what, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)

Yes

It's complimenting my Idiot Monday nicely. Today it started with: Turn on door buzzer. BUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!
'Hello?'
'We have a reservation.'
'Sorry. At the very top of your booking form and our booking site under a title in capital letters saying, "Please reads the following termas and conditions before booking.' it says that the earliest check in is at 11am after that it says we can't take your luggage beforehand unless you give me advanced notice.'
'OK. Sorry. Can we leave our luggage with you?'

Grrrr. This is a regular occurance and almost always accompanied by a Japanese accent.

Oh. 'ningles all.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)

Lacist

*runs*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)

How is it discrimination against race

when it's an observation on observation?:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)

Because we live in delicate times

where comparing anything to anything, or making a obvservation on something that someone of a non-white ethnic origin does is inherently racist.

Apparently

and it was an attempt to link your comments to the rest of the thread

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)

"I'm not racist, but I live the Japs"

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)

bloody foreginers coming over here, and erm

staying in our hostels!!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)

Yes dammit

Actually the ones that piss me off are the one that book and thin, 'ah this hostel thing. It's a quarter the price of a hotel room. I shall book this and expect to be treated like I'm at the Ritz with all the facilities and freebies I would expect there.'
Then just moan the entire stay and then complain that £20 a night in cluding a full continental breakfast, free WIFI, check in beer, Sky TV and free BBQs was a rip off.
I used to advertise that we did the occasional free BBQ until I started getting bad review and ratings from guests who stayed one or two nights and it pissed down the entire time saying that they didn't get one.
I did a free one last week and an American group complained that they didn't get one everyday.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:17, archived)

I stayed in a £35 a night hotel in Brighton

which didn't have half of that stuff! £20 a night, in London with all that and you're getting complaints?! Some people don't know they're fucking born!

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Joliet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)

*shakes a 'I know your dad fist*

What makes me the angriest is the fact that these people are travelling to new countries unprepared. They're stupid and the world preys on stupid travellers. If they've not bothered to read the terms and conditions they don't know we stop taking people after 10pm. THey arrive at, say, midnight, can't get in, they're in the centre of london in the busy season. They're going to have to wander the street of London all night with all their valuable, at risk because London centre is fully booked in advance at that time of year.
They'll arrive in the morning when we open (if they haven't been stabbed, raped or robbed) to find as they didn't lost their booking and have a shite holiday staying in some shit hole coz that's the only type of place that'll have room.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

Did you say

"check in beer"?

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)

I had to re-read that too

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)

check in beer?

Sorry I meant chicken beer. ALl the goodness of chicken in a beer.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

Sounds awesome

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

Sky tv ?????

I thought you kicked out the tv detector man saying you didnt have any tv

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)

Good memory that man:P

Yes I did. Years ago. THat was not for work though.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

Pity...I was about to report you and claim a reward ;)

I could do with £100

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)

On the bright side, you've not got a Nazi speaking with your voice to an entire continent...

'ning Senhor Ghost.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)

Just realised a fascist represents me :(

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)

does their luggage endure the biscuit?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)

You don't know how much I laughed at that

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)

no i don't, but you can tell me.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)

hahaha

Yes. Yes it does!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)

the smilie makes this brilliant.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)

Yeah

WHen I am king people who use smilies when writing will be first against the wall. THem and people that use LOL in real life.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)

don't blame all the North..

they didn't win any seats here in Cumbria. Sad news though.

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)

Yeh, it's all goin a bit 1980's round ere:

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/south_yorkshire/8086919.stm

And of course said filthy homos NEVER pay their council tax...

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..wil, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)

hahah christ, what a relic

Peter Davies, of the English Democrats, said: "My policy on gays and lesbians is very simple.

"I don't think councils should be spending money on them parading through town advertising their sexuality."

"They should come round my house and perform a private burlesque bumming service just for me. That's what council taxpayers want. With stripy flags"

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)

"Peter is now truly the Boris Johnson of the north."

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)

I know,

that's unfair on Boris I think!

Too many chavs with the right to vote round ere, and disaffected lefties who won't, I think we're doomed...

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..wil, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)

the only time I've ever cheered the Church was when the Archbishops of York & Canterbury told everyone not to vote BNP.

(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

I don't think I've got it quite sexy enough yet

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 7:35, archived)

OH MAN

Matlock and Ray - What a match!!!!!!!!!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 7:38, archived)

They're just like the best couple ever

I hope they have a long and happy relationship

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 7:38, archived)

adidasm - all day i dream about sexy matlock

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 7:54, archived)

Anyone who doesn't have a sexy matlock picture to post should feel bad and maybe try to fix the situation

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 7:39, archived)

YEAH THAT'S WHAT IT NEEDS, A SEXY GOATEE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 7:46, archived)

Right then, how's this?

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 7:54, archived)

Matlock is an international heterosexual

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 7:55, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:07, archived)

DIAGNOSIS: GAY

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:12, archived)

IT'S ONLY GAY IF BALLS ARE TOUCHING

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:14, archived)

Yeah, sure.

www.b3ta.com/board/9503127

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:20, archived)

TOTALLY NOT GAY.

let's talk about sport

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:23, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:28, archived)

sexy enough?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:05, archived)

hahahahahahha

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 7:47, archived)

I'm only posting this because of the serious lack of sexy matlock pictures on the board

I know you've all seen it before but there really needs to be more sexy matlock right here

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:05, archived)

and im posting this so you will all vomit up your breakfast

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:10, archived)

I'VE GOT YOUR SEXMATLOCK RIGHT HERE

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:11, archived)

happy isn't alway$ sexy

it certainly is a lovely smile he's wearing

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:20, archived)

SEXY SEXY SEXY MATLOCK

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:22, archived)

THOSE ARE STILL PANTS, MATLOCK

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:24, archived)

THEY ARE BOXER SHORTS.

HE IS DOING A SEDUCTIVE STRIP TEASE

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:26, archived)

hahaha piss stain

*looks down at ones undies*

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:30, archived)

kinky

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:32, archived)

Matlock this isn't a very sexy striptease

I mean your pants fell down and you didn't even move

how is this sexy

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:39, archived)

this is bizarre

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:40, archived)

I'm too lazy to animate.

and matlock's tupee cockhairs are the SEX

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:43, archived)

Ray Romano needs his bollocks stapling to the next space shuttle outta here

TWAT!

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Joliet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:53, archived)

tee hee

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 6:35, archived)

Peter Piper poked a pouty politician

You ain't seen me. I'm sleep typing.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 6:51, archived)

Is that sweat or is his wig drooling?

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 7:03, archived)

it's option c

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 7:08, archived)

hes probably been pissed on

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 7:08, archived)

It's a little bit of drugs.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 7:09, archived)

i licked him.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 7:10, archived)

i licked him.

that was so important i had to tell you twice.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 7:10, archived)

*shudders*

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 7:12, archived)

he tasted like prawns.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 7:13, archived)

oh jesus

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 7:19, archived)

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elbow, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 6:16, archived)

Damn property sharks

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 6:17, archived)

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE IN THE NAVY

www.b3ta.com/board/9496890

only five rounds on this (if you include the original and the first addition)
keep it going fuckers

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 6:20, archived)

Can I sail the seven seas?

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 6:39, archived)

In the Navy?

yes, but first you have to be in this movie.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 7:51, archived)

HARD PISS

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 6:54, archived)

Haha, fuck yeah hard piss.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 7:04, archived)

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 7:17, archived)

DAMN, GRONKPAN, I CAN'T FIX ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR GUYS.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 7:19, archived)

What happened to guyfixer squoo?

You've changed.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 7:22, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 7:29, archived)

SHITTYTITFUCK.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 7:30, archived)

ah shit this always happens

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 7:21, archived)

PRETTY FUCKING.

"hey man dont pee on me"

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 7:25, archived)

NO ONE IS PISSING ON BILL MURRAY.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 7:36, archived)

THAT'S OKAY WE CAN GO WITH YOURS

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 7:27, archived)

HERE IT IS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 7:30, archived)

BONERS AHOY

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 7:56, archived)

I WANT

YOUR PERFECT

BARBIEDOLL LIPS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 6:18, archived)

She smiled at me, so I flipped her off.

Sleep tiem! I drop this bomb right here...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJe_mADLOfg

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 6:23, archived)

WE GONNA DROP THIS NEXT BOMB FO' A MONEY-MAKING PLAYER THAT AIN'T WITH US NO MO'

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 6:29, archived)

That be tupac and his six pack.

I'm asleep y'all! Dreaming of 6 gauge four strand extension cords. ZZZZzz.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 6:50, archived)

It's all about the colourmatching.

If you don't like this type of Swoidpargh I'm sorry.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 5:00, archived)

I read it out loud (in my head) as "Zoidberg"

and thought hm, that does kind of resemble dr. zoidberg from futurama

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 5:02, archived)

This is my favourite type of Swoidpargh.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 5:06, archived)

I'm crying now.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 5:06, archived)

Shut the fuck up Squoo

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 5:08, archived)

OH IT'S SO ON.

I'M GOING TO UNFRIEND YOU SO HARD.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 5:13, archived)

OMFG WHAT KIND OF A NAME IS FRINGCAFFEFF IS IT LIKE FOREIGN OR SOMETHING

OMFG DO YOU EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 5:15, archived)

IM GOT JUST AS MUCH RIGHT AS YOU TO BE HERE

DONT TREAD ON ME

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 5:43, archived)

ha ha!

*points*
Fringcaffeff pffft

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 5:48, archived)

TREDL?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 6:16, archived)

what colour matching algorithm did you use?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 5:15, archived)

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKLafoa0HTg&feature=related
aww youtube thinks it's broken :'(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 5:19, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa2UDXAB31o

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 5:45, archived)

"every body knows that crhist whas a fogget."

Oh, youtube. You complete me.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 6:16, archived)

Keep moving the slider until the voices stop.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 5:24, archived)

Good to be able to put a face to a name

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 5:27, archived)

Whose lips are those?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 5:30, archived)

I think Iggy Pop

but I don't remember him having an Errol Flynn moustache.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 5:47, archived)

Ah now

it's John Waters.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 6:09, archived)

ahhhhahhah

we watched the film of the musical of the film Hairspray on Saturday
I could swear John Waters popped up for a two second cameo in the first number.

and OH, CHRIS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOrO2Us8gE0

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 6:11, archived)

ahhhhahhhah I was not mistaken

www.imdb.com/title/tt0427327/fullcredits#cast

also we started on the box set of Twin Peaks
should get through episodes 2-4 tonight

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 6:13, archived)

Papa's got a brand new umma.

umma umma umma swardpathy.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 5:34, archived)

I think I need to check my CMYK settings

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 5:46, archived)

COCK MASTER YIFF KIWI

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 5:52, archived)

that can't be right.

let me check again

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 5:54, archived)

CHEST MOUNTED YOGHURT KNOCKER

Can't think of any more.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 6:01, archived)

CHASE MORE YOUNG KIDS?

DEFINITELY NOT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 6:14, archived)

CLEAN MY YAK KNIFE?

well that is probably a good idea, but no

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 6:15, archived)

"STOP BLAMING ME MY CODE IS PERFECT"

-Chris Cox

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 6:47, archived)

I have mixed emotions about this type of Swoidpargh.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 6:59, archived)

Congrats, Pirate Party

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EvS, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:51, archived)

:D nice

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:51, archived)

They have spread out their influence overseas

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:52, archived)

: - (

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d d, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:53, archived)

so happy

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d d, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:54, archived)

\o/

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:57, archived)

yaaaarrrrr

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Shiksa, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 5:00, archived)

sorry

now i'll stop

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elbow, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 5:15, archived)

ahaha

Never stop

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EvS, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 5:17, archived)

dooont stop, believin

oooh ow WAAAA!

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elbow, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 5:22, archived)

FASTER

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 5:21, archived)

i'm giving her all shes got!

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elbow, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 5:26, archived)

THIS GIVES ME HARD ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 5:38, archived)

breakcore gives me wood

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 5:47, archived)

round round round

i'll stop now

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elbow, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:35, archived)

YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND LIKE A RECORD RIGHT ROUND

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:41, archived)

meatspinnazzz

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d d, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:16, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=k437pkDxriA

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:42, archived)

Wow.

Wow. wooow.
Wow.
And woo!
Nice link to a very strange gentleman.

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thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:16, archived)

AUTO REVERSE SPIN

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:50, archived)

no, not mine, but i was reminded of this

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:21, archived)

Done a shit.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:57, archived)

You know Ttssattsr your username is not very good

please choose a new name from the following list:

Flusquomes Changonarghton
Squiss Odish
Quaff Gortnafformby
Blerstbrat Smurkirerdle
Cee Gadong
Twoalirl Prashunistton
Grisquoum Kisnapight
Swielerst Gulltwatwirn
Urst Challasart
Preddeeg Glolton
Skatroam Whammipoge
Pom Etapby
Istited Agare
Nerkbrot Shertcoppussly
Slugaff Werlby
Schon Gepertler
Torgoot Squorlipicka
Brau Sheminga
Too Stomape
Merkimut Glardton
Spiddanut Plaudunging
Kork Predige
Draskpud Pengfisquirnler
Fralloam Geply
Erstclat Gloquedessing
Smousang Laffogight
Twerriel Dweng
Porgerd Hattisuffler
Drainast Skallinort
Quea Shord
Presummy Stisnanurstler
Smorkuss Clol
Pluff Fethtosnirgly
Chippyswang Smorer
Clugoggon Jaimusing
Erlyclerst Glud
Bled Sneanicka
Swistied Roffle
Plupard Schodurtton
Swierdest Clirklubbith

All original names, fresh and unused.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:02, archived)

I actually try to say out loud "Ttssattsr".

Sounds like Ttssattsr.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:05, archived)

Do you say it the long way so it sounds like Tutussatusur

or do you assume most of it is silent, so you just say something like Zatz?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:09, archived)

TITS-TSAR!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:11, archived)

hmm

I start with a silent T, then a sound of "tz", like in "pizza", followed by something like "actress" said very fast, without C ("t-tzatress").

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:20, archived)

yeah it's spelled "Ttssattsr", but it's pronounced "Titsitter".

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:32, archived)

tutsuttar?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:46, archived)

wanna chup bro?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:47, archived)

I only eat plenktin.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:54, archived)

Tststttststt

I bit my tongue.

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thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:00, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:05, archived)

No No, No

It sounds like "Disaster" only different: T-tsat-sr.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)

THIS WILL BE DIFFICULT.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:07, archived)

None of those have poop in them.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:07, archived)

I have poop in me, so it's only fitting I should have poop in my name.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:08, archived)

Fair point, I'll have a look

wate no not at your poop at the names

Dwerg Slushby
Clirtimim Rul
Shed Graswimurmler
Wutiff Fusnenoght
Sloanurn Glarmemarg
Prasnestro Jerlfrotrugby
Vosquutwy Utorning
Chop Jerst
Nuditwon Prasmitoter
Swoidpargh Plartasadly
Skoshodoffy Smoupire
Twittergh Skepolton
Schirpoip Nushclirghusting
Cridiskon Dressgleddeckton
Scheepish Whorbusushle
Dorghchod Blormton
Dwon Prisquonedle
Free Squame
Kirturn Plarene
Squoo Fringcaffeff
Groipurn Wargplertoff
Whibbod Nurgeperma
Porn Schurdemust
Reetskuss Tanasston
Osmus Twuffisirk
Asusquon Starkderquidly
Ressdrith Vusk
Flirt Meamight
Dreelarn Irurker
Hum Gonggrengilly
Brish Dwime
Noolsquord Foser
Fag Sposkspirquarder
Kie Darmidistby
Snoammun Goamoskler
Scharlsnerrie Sliduthby
Irgdwos Dwoinirtler
Shippos Spusaskly
Glaiddrad Roskclirstiffa
Gubboor Plickly

No poop as yet, the names that are going spare tend to lack poop due to demand.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:09, archived)

I like Noolsquord Foser.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:18, archived)

Squoo Fringcaffeff :D

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:19, archived)

Congratulations, your new name is Squoo Fringcaffeff

May you have a long life and many awkward progeny.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:21, archived)

free squame!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:29, archived)

i call dibs on 'Squoo Fringcaffeff'

...if nobody else claims it

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:05, archived)

Can't.

www.b3ta.com/board/9502969

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:11, archived)

aww crap, i didnt even see that :(

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:13, archived)

It's okay - we can race for it.

First person to touch SWEDEN gets to keep the name.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:21, archived)

I'm touching myself while looking at an ABBA album cover

does that count?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:22, archived)

I can have an orgasm and ejaculation without using my hands any time I want.

All I have to do is find a chin-up bar, grab it, bring my knees up to my chest, and hold the position. Basically, I am doing a lower abdominal exercise by doing this. The pressure created from my abdominal muscles in my pelvic region can make me go from soft to hard to orgasm in less than a minute. I can do this completely naked with nothing touching my penis, not even my legs.
- age 20, Texas

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:25, archived)

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 5:03, archived)

Scandinavia is the cock of Eurasia anyway

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:28, archived)

You forgot Carboard Vigil

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:10, archived)

I'm keeping some back, like Broapslat Murpesight, Spottimer Drasskarpiffle, and Quee Gluckly

you never know.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:11, archived)

after looking over my friends' activity over the weekend

I HAVE DECIDED THAT I WILL NOT BE ASKING YOU TO FEED MY CAT WHEN I AM AWAY

www.b3ta.com/board/9499715

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:08, archived)

I'm still upset that cockweasle was the only one who participated in my sexy matlock thread

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:11, archived)

SEXY MATLOCK

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:21, archived)

I've come to clean your poo!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:22, archived)

that's true, especially because I think the porno guy came from a gay site.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:23, archived)

oh you know you just wont admit

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d d, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:15, archived)

What the hell is going on with his hip joints?

Has he got detachable legs or something?

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:23, archived)

apparently this is the image of sexiness all men must live up to

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:23, archived)

Hey, don't do your warped perceptions of the media schtick on me. I'm half italian and inherited all the genes that make me look like a sunburnt, partially shaved ape.

And even I make a minor effort to make myself look less hideous.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:27, archived)

WASAMATTA YOU? HEY!! WATTAYOUTINKYOUDO? HEY!!

ISSA NOT SO BAD!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:31, archived)

I don't know. Maybe I've just realised you look like a girl who's had carpet samples glued to her face.

YEAH, YOU FUCK WITH ME, YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET! BADLY REALISED SIMILES, THAT'S WHAT!

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:32, archived)

no I look like a lesbian that ate a sticky bun before indulging in some muff diving.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:35, archived)

You fucking wish.

I think if any of us looked like that we'd get more action than we currently do. And from lesbians too!

"Why yes, it is an incredibly realistic strap on."

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:38, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Damn I was at a party the other night where some of the dykes made me look feminine, I wish I'd thought of that line, instead of the one I did use.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:39, archived)

it's a nice-a place -

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH SHADDAPPAYOUFACE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:43, archived)

I loved this when I was a kid

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFacWGBJ_cs

number one in Australia in 1980
you do love your wogs really

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:37, archived)

hehehheh

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaddup_You_Face#Australia

I'm pretty sure I've heard "Bite Your Bum" somewhere along the line, too

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:39, archived)

YES YES YES YES YES

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:25, archived)

*passes tissue*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:36, archived)

the tag in the bottom of that photo says Ray-Romano

I THINK SOME PEOPLE MAYBE LOVE RAYMOND A LITTLE TOO MUCH

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:45, archived)

it says GAY ROMANO!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:46, archived)

ohh.. gay romance!

I'M SORRY, I DON'T GET MY NEW GLASSES TIL THURSDAY AT THE EARLIEST

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:48, archived)

there's a lot I've got used to not seeing.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:53, archived)

I finally sorted out some glasses a few weeks ago after not wearing any for 8 years

I kinda preferred not being a slave to the lens

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:57, archived)

best of all the homo porn

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:54, archived)

I'm gonna make me some money signing Ray Romano's signature on gay porno and selling it on e-bay

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:57, archived)

Shit dude, I think you're onto a winner

Can I be your Australian branch?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:59, archived)

just make sure you put a love heart as the os in romano

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:02, archived)

oh yeah when I saw him and got my DVDs signed he totally did that.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:14, archived)

I AM GOING TO KILL YOU, RAY ROMANO

www.zentastic.com/iamimport/2005/04/not-ieverybodyi-loves-raymond-1.jpg

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:52, archived)

hmmm

www.zentastic.com/iamimport/2005/04/another-funny-tattoo-1.jpg

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:11, archived)

that was some goddamn sexy matlock

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:21, archived)

:( I'm trustworthy.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:12, archived)

I can no longer endure this biscuit.

Goodbye, cruel luggage.

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Shiksa, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:27, archived)

I have ran out of flavoured crisps

all I have is gay flavourless salt and shake crisps with the "INGENIOUS PACKET OF SALT"

what a calamity.

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:41, archived)

FLAVOUR YOUR OWN BLOODY CRISPS

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:42, archived)

what is this! communist france!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:09, archived)

The flavour sachets from noodle packets are a good alternative

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:43, archived)

but what do you flavour the noodles with?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:45, archived)

TAMPONS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:52, archived)

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:55, archived)

WHERE IS THE BEEF?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:03, archived)

hahaha!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:08, archived)

but my precious noodles!

I need the mixture of salt, msg, and tiny pieces of rotting chinese vegetables to make them tasty

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:08, archived)

who is your daddy, and what does he do

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:25, archived)

ANYTHING HE LIKES.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:41, archived)

get me off this crazy thing

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elbow, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:03, archived)

NO, I DON'T LIKE IT. STOP PLEASE I WANT TO STOP.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)

Quite so.

Nick Griffin has just become an MEP.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:07, archived)

I hope the Germans throw sausage at him.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:08, archived)

~~sausage~~ Zyklon B

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:11, archived)

I hope

he gets sat next to black person

(Speshal, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:12, archived)

haha

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:23, archived)

*wikis griffin*

yikes!

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elbow, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:12, archived)

I hope he falls in the Channel and gets eaten by a whale.

An immigrant whale.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:46, archived)

Eurgh.

That's made me rather ashamed of living in the North West.

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:01, archived)

Yes

'tis rather shit to be from the North West right now.
Just off to firebomb Stockport.
Tata!

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thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:12, archived)

Like this Mue?

(Speshal, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:48, archived)

Well done spelling my name.

But yeah, pretty much like that. That dildo wouldn't touch the sides, by the way. Have anything bigger?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:50, archived)

Aubergine?

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thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:14, archived)

lolololololololol not a bad troll 7/10.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:51, archived)

...can't be that bad -- being a /talk virgin

EDIT: *stalks k3b/-\b's stats*

...impressive!!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:53, archived)

oh so he is, that's pathetic. lose 3 troll points.

4/10 Speshal, are you going to improve by laying into talk?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:54, archived)

you knows it klaart.

(Speshal, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:11, archived)

Someone explain before I jump to EXTREME CONCLUSIONS.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:53, archived)

someone clipclopped over his bridge.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:54, archived)

just be careful where you land with that thing going invisible and all...

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:54, archived)

*EXPLAINS*

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:54, archived)

Speshal is my gay lover. This is our way of coming out and annoucning our impending civil partnership.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)

WHO GIVES AND WHO RECEIVES?

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:56, archived)

it doesn't matter, come over here and suck your wife's dick

/old prison joke

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:57, archived)

I give on mondays, wednesdays and fridays.

Sundays are wild.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:58, archived)

I'm pretty sure

it's obvious who receives ?

(Speshal, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:58, archived)

Jesus.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:59, archived)

Has spesh been letting out our roleplay secrets?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:00, archived)

Shsush darlink

or I will tell them about your rubber fetish.

(Speshal, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:03, archived)

Yeah because I was alright with the Jesus thing, but being in rubber makes it much worse.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:06, archived)

No, Jesus saves, idiot.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:00, archived)

Don't you mean 'Oh. No, Jesus saves, idiot.' ?

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:02, archived)

"Oh no! Jesus saved the idiot!"

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:08, archived)

Jesus saves.

George Best scores on the rebound.

(I've never been a troll before, it's quite good fun, what what)

(Speshal, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:02, archived)

JESUS SAVES!!!

the rest of you take 10 damage.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:07, archived)

*de-lurks*

I can't sleep. What's going on?
Is this what old school b3ta was like?

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enceladus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:01, archived)

it was a bad dream

drink some warm milk and go back to bed

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)

thank god for that....

It was horrible - there was a troll, then he turned out to be all chatty...and then I woke up.

*drinks warm milk*

*goes back to bed*

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enceladus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:08, archived)

Is he circumcised?Can you imagine what his anus is like?

Would you like to sodomize him? Would you like to put your penis right into his anus, thrust it up his anus? Tell me what you would do. How would you kiss him?Describe how you'd reach over and unzip his greasy jeans, then take out his penis. Would you kiss it or suck it right away?Which hand would you hold it in? Have you ever sucked a penis?Do you know what semen tastes like? Have you ever tasted semen? Some semen is saltier than others

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:08, archived)

How did you know my jeans are greasy?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:10, archived)

You know what fuck this bitch her so called original speech was also bullshit

What fucking CEO why does every bitch think all that matters is being a CEO or that anyone she knows will ever be one? Cunt you don't want equality you want some narcissistic version of reality where you are whisked around the world making life changing decisions for us mere mortals. Cunt you want to be equal for the next 50 generation go get blown to shit in a WWI battle field or go die in a coal mine cave in then we will be equal. Feminist equality never means having to do the hard dirty work that built civilization in the first place, it means getting to work in a nice safe office bossing people around and spreading gossip. You fucking parasite.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:11, archived)

you've just summed up all of these posts...

stlouis.craigslist.org/search/cas/?query=m4m

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:11, archived)

Stop policing other people you have no idea what damage you may cause in the long run.

Or better yet go find Mike Tyson and tell him to stop acting crazy. You are man enough to push around a little girl because it is safe and you know it. I have no respect for your cowardice and moral outrage. I would love to show you how it feels to have someone else impose their will on you. First thing you lose is your sense of hearing its the anticipation of whats about to come then it feels like time slows down and everything is moving in slow motion, then once the beating begins you feel the pain but after about five minutes you go numb and can't feel their boots and clubs hitting you anymore and thats right about the point you lose contentiousness.

You have no right unless things get physical to get involved this isn't Sex and the City, this is life and you can't control it you fucking wonce.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)

errrr

https://www.find-a-therapist.com/

(Speshal, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:19, archived)

How am I a homophobe if I want to produce gay porn staring you and your dad?

I can only imagine how hard I will cum watching father son incest porn as long as you and your dad are over 18.

I am no zionist Israel is not my idea of an ideal solution.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:20, archived)

hahaha what are these people?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:21, archived)

Fuck the British, they just aren't relevant anymore.

With their Queens and Fags. What have they produced in the last 20 years that adds any value to the world?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:24, archived)

Simon Cowell?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:32, archived)

!!!

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elbow, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:39, archived)

FUCK

Chris Crapper!!!

(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 5:40, archived)

IGNORE CHRIS CRAPPER!

maybye he will go away

(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 5:44, archived)

!!! Oh no!

NAWT NISE!
AI HIT YOU!
*slaps on thighs*

edit: And to answer your question, I'd have to say b3ta :p

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thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:13, archived)

I have no idea

some kind of idiots I presume

(Speshal, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:24, archived)

pepped up american 14 year olds that hopefully end up in financial difficulty.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:26, archived)

10 points.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:24, archived)

Wheeeeeee

this is fun, can we be troll buddies?

(Speshal, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:28, archived)

I'm not a troll.

This is just the gayshift in full swing.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:31, archived)

I thought we had a bond :(

On the upside I met Lloyd Grossman last night - he gave me some free sauce.

(Speshal, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:35, archived)

Yeah, all over your butt.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:40, archived)

Like

there is anywhere else you'd put it....?.....?

(Speshal, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:43, archived)

I was implying Lloyd Grossman's sauce was in fact his semen, though you misinterpreted that I meant you put his pasta sauces all over your butt.

I can only think this indicates a lack of imagination on your part, you will now I imagine retcon this and tell me that you meant semen too.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:56, archived)

They

don't call it speshal sauce without reason.

Personally I thought everyone out semen in their pasta sauce.

(Speshal, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:01, archived)

robo ratborg in a hotrod saucer

Click for bigger (229 kb)

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:19, archived)

Ratical dude.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:20, archived)

I likes that lot :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:21, archived)

Hell yeah, that's my kind of hotrod saucer

Could do with a flaming skull decal or two though

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:23, archived)

i was thinking

a lurid snot green paint job with flames, will that do.

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:25, archived)

Sounds about right

Something to match the excessive chrome-plating!

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:28, archived)

Green and gloss black.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:32, archived)

is nice.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:29, archived)

Tonight is a good night.

Now to make my sister a birthday card, she's nine today.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:30, archived)

Many congratulations on your younger sibling continuing to not expire.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:33, archived)

make a pop-up card! :)

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)

^Actually a good idea. Something gruesome.

Like zombies.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:38, archived)

I think you are thinking of nine-year old boys :)

Perhaps a ... pony? *thinks hard* or a kitten?

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:41, archived)

Nah, girls like zombies.

EVERYONE LIKES ZOMBIES.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:42, archived)

Anyone read pride and prejudice and zombies?

I want to.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:43, archived)

I started reading it

It is a bit lack lustre

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:46, archived)

She likes kittens.

But no, I'll just draw something cute on the cover.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:43, archived)

draw something that turns her emo.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:53, archived)

Red and black striped kitten with a fringe.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:57, archived)

I really love your stuff,

and this is no exception. :D

Also, did anyone just see Daniel Hannan's speech? For a Tory, he's not so bad. He referenced Terminator 2!

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:31, archived)

Aww yeah!

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:48, archived)

Vaaaaaaaaaaaa . . . Roooooooooooooooooom !

`~ O___#0

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)

brrrm brrrm!

nice!

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enceladus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)

YAY!

I can still smell the airplane glue. And the scars will never heal from my mother cleaning my bedroom and breaking the models. Purple metal flake.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:13, archived)

Fins...

I always wondered where they got the idea for the 59 Caddy's fins.

(Mrs.Fonebone, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:10, archived)

iz mai 1st gif

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elbow, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:11, archived)

Spinny spinny spinny.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:15, archived)

Space roulette!

£200 on red!

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:18, archived)

You do mean 200 space pounds

on space red. Yes?

(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:40, archived)

Delurks

*waves*

Relurks

(Speshal, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:09, archived)

*flames*

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:10, archived)

*sparks*

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:11, archived)

P'ah

mere whippersnappers ;)

(Speshal, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:14, archived)

Yes, but we have both contributed more to the site in our fewer years

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:15, archived)

Yes.

I gave it herpes.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:17, archived)

and the rest

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:19, archived)

*shakes head sadly*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:18, archived)

You haven't!

Get nekkid!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:19, archived)

my post number isn't even a prime

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:19, archived)

bah! Excuses excuses

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:20, archived)

You'd be posting nude pictures every 5 minutes by that rule.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:21, archived)

23321 23327 23333 23339 23357 23369 23371 23399

Get snapping those photos, make a flickbook.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:22, archived)

prime is a necessary condtition for an integer to be a Mersenne prime.

the next one is 131071

and stop feeding the troll.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:24, archived)

But he looks funny :(

I also have no idea what you just said.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:26, archived)

funny peculiar or funny ha ha?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:27, archived)

Funny eeeew.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:28, archived)

you tease me with this talk of primes!

:(

oopps. I just made an italic smiley.

it did say "I know you know how to implement this equivalence class based structure generator" but I knw that's not actually true.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:35, archived)

i'm just playing hard to get.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:37, archived)

Distributed evenly across ℤ, eh?

Hmmm. it really is quite late, I am making no sense.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:40, archived)

What do you expect us to do, throw a delurking party?

Stop being a needy git and start joining in.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:12, archived)

oooh

get her - when did b3ta become 4chan?

(Speshal, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:15, archived)

You're the one who just did the online equivalent of shouting LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:17, archived)

No...

I came into a community I support to say hello and give evryone wave to say say well done, I still visit this site after nearly 8 years, you however seem to have misconstrued my intentions.

(Speshal, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:23, archived)

You should know by now then what reaction posting a new, pictureless thread gets you.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:25, archived)

How the bloody nora have you managed that much lurking?

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:15, archived)

oh hai

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:17, archived)

haiiiiiiii

@ Tangy - that's what we call deeeeeeeep lurking - I remember when it was all fields and badgers round here etc etc.

(Speshal, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:20, archived)

Mushroom is still around, you must remember him.

I think he was pretty much here before b3ta and they just built it around him.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:24, archived)

mushroom was in the field.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:27, archived)

Nice!

([email protected], Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:59, archived)

hahaha!

excellent tagline

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McBadger COW, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:59, archived)

some 3d i dun.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:47, archived)

Are they butt plugs?

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)

Salt and pepper piss!

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)

Owww, that sounds hurty.

(

Bob Todd whee, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)

gritty piss, like after you have eaten some fish

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:54, archived)

oh yeah! this^

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)

~~salt/pepper pots~~ butt plugs

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:50, archived)

hahaha

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:50, archived)

hahaha

I like changing what I have put after people have replied to it :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:52, archived)

It's alot of fun

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:54, archived)

aye, it is :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:55, archived)

they are salt & pepper shakers that I own.

tinyurl.com/5t8ksm

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:50, archived)

THAT'S PRETTY GAY DUDE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:59, archived)

they already are...

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:50, archived)

nice edit ;D

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McBadger COW, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:54, archived)

Are they salt and pepper shakers?

Nicely!

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)

interracial ghosts?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)

this is a much better answer than salt/pepper shakers.

edit : in fact, I'm thinking some kind of calvin the friendly ghost remake, with a street-smart black ghost with lots of 'comedy' "say-whaaat??!" moments.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:49, archived)

You're saying salt and pepper shakers wrong

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:50, archived)

Hahaha.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:51, archived)

Salt and pepper, push it :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)

are they these?

images.google.com/images?q=hugging%20salt%20pepper

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)

Indeed!

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..wil, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:51, archived)

I like them :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:49, archived)

thanks kind sir

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:51, archived)

Is it for a game?

/ac

very cool!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:49, archived)

i would buy said game,

cute hugging ghosts ftw.

and thx!

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:54, archived)

A wonderful render!

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:50, archived)

hurrah!

*clicks*

'edit' 3d ftw

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McBadger COW, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:51, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:52, archived)

>8 ~ O

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McBadger COW, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:55, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:58, archived)

semicolon, capital d

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McBadger COW, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:03, archived)

Capital d colon

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:13, archived)

sigmoid colon

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:21, archived)

Make an ident!

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:53, archived)

I saved the basics of this

so could really knock out loads of 'em by just changing the text. When I can be bothered to fire up max.

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McBadger COW, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:54, archived)

It needs the old Channel 4 music

nicely done, can never get into making 3D things

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:59, archived)

teh codes
these have eaten up days of my life

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McBadger COW, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:01, archived)

errrrrrr god :S

I will stick to learning video editing

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:04, archived)

those are awesome.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:51, archived)

cheers

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:54, archived)

The environment map seems to be a man in front of a monitor.

Wearing a hat?

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:56, archived)

oh yeah, I see him too..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:11, archived)

HAHAHA!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:13, archived)

hey!

I bought those salt and pepper shakers for my mom when my brother started dating a coloured girl. They belong to me now.

(commodified =*, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:48, archived)

It would be amusing if it turned out not to be a render, and we were just heaping praise on a photograph of a novelty cruet set.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:51, archived)

The reflection does lead one to think that may indeed be the case.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:38, archived)

Cool.

Those remind me of those chess pieces I did AAAAGGEEESSS ago.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:03, archived)

cor!

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McBadger COW, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:05, archived)

noice!

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:17, archived)

Ludicrously superb.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:03, archived)

Those are exceedingly nicely rendered

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:20, archived)

Come over to the Dark Side, Luke

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tubaman, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:11, archived)

ahaha

excellent

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:17, archived)

Fine Australian Television.

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glasnt is playing herself off., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)

COCK COCK COKCCCOOSKKCKKCCCC COOOCCCK

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)

COCKS

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McBadger COW, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)

i am having a hard time swallowing this

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:42, archived)

hehehe :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:47, archived)

Hey guys..

I don't think Sam can get it up in time.

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glasnt is playing herself off., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:38, archived)

ahhhhahhhah

ZING

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:44, archived)

aw poor trev.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:47, archived)

I like this.

^_^

(BurningFeetMan, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:42, archived)

Aww..

You're just saying that :$

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glasnt is playing herself off., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:20, archived)

THIS FLOWER SMELLS WEIRD

Click for bigger (158 kb)

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)

*laughing hard*

I like this because it is silly.

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)

I think one of the silliest bits is that he would be better disguised without the mask.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)

That's because you're on his team

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)

Red FTW.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:23, archived)

You Commie

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)

RED TO THE BLOOD

BLU is for losers.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)

I go it alone and wish I could shoot every one :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)

Bah, you're a Purple then :P

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)

Black, I am a rogue

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)

That would just mean you're a non-player.

Grey is spectators. Purple is non alignment.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)

I am in black, I wait in the shadows and kill my victims with unparalleled stealthness

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:40, archived)

SPYCHECK

*burnburnburnburnburn*

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)

Rogues are far better then spies

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)

Flower spy :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)

*de-cloaks*

*soils flowerbed*
*cloaks*

...*profits*

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)

NOOOO! Not alkaline soil! They work best in acidic! Acidic!

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)

I'ma sappin ur flowerbedz

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)

"The flower's a freakin' spy!"

"BOINK"

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)

hahah excellent

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)

I love all of these edits :)

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)

Slower

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)

I don't understand?

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)

Blasphemy

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)

Adds a bit sexiness to it

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)

Needs more frames

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:45, archived)

He's nervous.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)

How peculiar.

It smells like Hai Karate.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)

If you watch "Meet the spy" backwards, it looks like he's got magic glasses karate.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)

Ah, that's more like it.

Now it smells like Etarak Iah.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:34, archived)

You're a Team Fortress girl and i'm a Left 4 Dead guy.

Now I see why our love can never be.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)

ALAS

Hay wait we've got L4D here on the 360. I'll have a little bit of being a pills loving black guy in a bit.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)

Valve games aren't cross platform compatible multiplayer though are they?

THIS MARKETING AND GAMING INFRASTRUCTURE SHALL FOREVER KEEP OUR LOVE APART!

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)

Oh poops.

Oh well.

At least I can still eat marshmallows.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)

ahahahaha thats a good one

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)

I've taken a few more pictures.

Wish to see them?

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)

yeah go on : )

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)

I do believe I'm on fire.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)

looks like hes at a mid 90's rave

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)

Spy is always the most awesome.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)

JEBUS!

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)

That jesus is a spy

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)

the more the merrier

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)

Are you sure?

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)

hahah

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)

ahhhh, i see, for the escape on skis

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:40, archived)

I wonder how many people check the filenames.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:42, archived)

it's a bit tricky, in safari.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:47, archived)

Use Firefox or opera or chrome then.

Not Apple's butt-plug of a browser.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:55, archived)

Why am I looking at your flowers?

I mean, I would think that...

...

...OH SHIIIIII...

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)

HAHA

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ClanSoul, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)

Your mother.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)

Oh yes.

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ClanSoul, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)

job done lads

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)

hahah nice

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:50, archived)

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