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I must confess to not giving a rats' ass about tennis
so therefore Wimblebore fortnight doesn't usually interest me.

However just catching the TV coverage by mistake while indexing through the channels, that Murray feller is like the Terminator of curly ball control. And he doesn't go 'WHEEEOOOOOwwwwwww' every hit like that forrin woman does.

Any love for the Tennis in the /talk?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:13, archived)
Nap time.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:14, archived)
I shall wake you
when you are less grumpy-wumpy, ickle lady.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:15, archived)

N R
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:17, archived)
+E

(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:19, archived)
STRUGGLE SNUGGLES!

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)
I like it but unlike most sports it's one I'd rather play than watch
I am going for dinner with a Murray-obsessed mate on Monday though so granted that will be most of her conversation!
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:17, archived)
yeah pretty much same for me

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:23, archived)
I don't love tennis,
but I do love The Daily Mash's coverage of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:21, archived)
There's a dear deidre conundrum I'm having trouble getting to the bottom of.
A 22 year old student banged two guys in a week and doesn't know which one the father is. In the first instance: "We had sex, but we did use a condom." When she met up with her ex later that week: "We didn't use a condom."

I just can't figure this one out.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)
There's only one solution to this:
not caring.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)

not caringabortion
(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)
no that's the solution to not wanting the baby

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:32, archived)
i dont want those clearly defective genes to continue their reproduction
it is a solution to that
(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:33, archived)
"Does a floppy mean I'm gay?"
"I'm scared of pulling again in case I don't rise to the occasion. I'm 20, very confused at the moment and wondering if I'm gay - which I definitely don't want to be."
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:32, archived)
wtf

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:33, archived)
Pffft
Fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:33, archived)
"I don't know if it's being on the small side sexually and worrying about that which is getting me down."
"Lately, I turned down two chances to pull because of this. Am I gay?"

I like the way he's confused Deidre with Mystic Meg.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)
Pfft, get a grip, dude.
Just have a wank.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)
Hahahah

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)
Seriously it's like QOTW inside a paper.
"When I finally admitted to my cousin I'd always fancied him, we ended up having the most passionate sex ever."
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)
Ughhhhhhhh

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)
the gypsies have to keep their culture alive somehow

(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)
the sex was just rubbish before that point,
it's just not the same when you're forced into it.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)
Lovely

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)
lol it all leads to incest

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)
What kind of action can i do in touching mode and les mode?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)

Nothing new then?
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)
if he was Spanish he could get an amiga.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)
if he was German
he could get an Amstrad
(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:49, archived)
if he was a crayfish
he could get an old ibm mainframe
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)
i bet she's studying media studies

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)
It's a mystery.
They should put the baby between the two men and see which one it crawls to, I'm pretty sure that's legally binding.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)
cut it in half and give them half each

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)
The mother might want a chunk too

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)
sloth love chunk

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)
Is Deidre's advice to phone her expensive phone lines?

(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:32, archived)
Her advice, cleverly enough is:
"It does sound likely that it would be your ex's baby"
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)
I love Deirdre

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)
You take the first girl across the river, and you bring back the baby.
Then you take the wolf across the river and take back the first girl.
Then you take the first bloke across the river and leave him with the wolf.
Then you take the girl across the river.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:32, archived)
OMG OMG OMG
Little gem tucked away...

"I found a note in my boyfriend's diary saying, 'Dump Fatty' - and he meant me."
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)
Hahahahahahahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)
Where are you getting theese rom?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)
This keyboard is soo shit.
=(((
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)
Yeh yeh, blame the keyboard
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:41, archived)
it's totally been your keyboard all along

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)
Dear Deidre.
It's all GOLD
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)
"I think my husband is into cross dressing"
"I checked his [online] activity and he'd visited a lot of pretty-boy sites."
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)
Well, she shouldn't have been snooping

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)
youre not fat :(

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)
that brilliant!
I can just picture him admonishing himself the next day for forgetting.
(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)
saved him some effort, there.
either that or this is the most cunning plot I've ever heard.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:41, archived)
hahaha!
i like this guy
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)
fuck all that ive just played an exceptionally lulzy jackson tribute level on little big planet
it doesnt get much better than that
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)
Apparently Michael Jackson is the number one most sensational act of all time on Q
Out of 99. Britney was second.

/listening to cheesy music blog
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:41, archived)
Why only 99?
If it was out of a hundred, would he only come fifth?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)
I'm not sure
I did not decide on the number. It's a good point though.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)
I might do a Deidre thread EVERY DAY

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)
it's good quality internet, right here

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)
it'll never get old
well, unless half a dozen other people decide to copy you and the board is clogged with them but what are the chances of that happening?
(I helped save b3ta! well, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:49, archived)
Well you heard it here first yo.
New Deidre thread incoming Monday. I don't think they have them on a Sunday :(
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:54, archived)
there's always Yahoo! Answers

(I helped save b3ta! well, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)
Someone else can have that, I'm not greedy.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)
YES.
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/deidre/
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)
Yey!

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:09, archived)
yeah! who needs mike!

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:13, archived)
Well, me
They are mainly old stories and I don't want to have to buy the Sun just for Deirdre.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:18, archived)
So.
Did someone kill themselves or something?

Hello internet. I'm watching Spinal Tap on Glastonbury and trying to decide what to wear tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)
I WOULD WEAR CLOTHES

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)
The World is glad of this.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)
GOOD.
I WOULDN'T WANT TO SHOW MY VAGINA.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)
Go to Japan
they'd censor it for ya.
no problems then since "no one" would know what it is
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)
speaking of censorship
i enjoyed how the director of BBC's Glastonbury coverage didn't expect Lily Allen to repeat another verse and let the supposedly unbroadcastible lyrics through on the second time.
(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)
I just adopted out my plants.
My beautiful plants:(
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)
I'm starting to think I'm not cut out for growing and keeping plants
Some of my herbs are looking a little sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)
Herbs are gay.
Get some proper house plants. Get a nice red begonia like the pretty one I gave away. Do you have a patio or sunny window?
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)
a japanese mapel tree
for the top shelf win
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)
They're lovely.
I can't wait to start my plant collection again when I get home.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)
i need to start again i think

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)
Why, have you killed them all?

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)
no, an ex got them all
and the allotment
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)
Aw, gay.
Plants are ace, you should get more.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)
i will, when i get my own house and massive garden
infact just a hammock in a field will do me
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)
Ah yes, we talked about this.
And you could have an eagle, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)
eagle owl
or a buzzard,

and a pet fox
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)
YES
My friend's parents have a pet fox in Donegal.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)
and a goat or two

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)
I want pygmy goats, they're cool.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)
not much meat on them though

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)
Nah, they're only for pets, really.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)
Incompatible with plants and flowers though.
Great if you only want very short grass.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)
You could tether them to a spot.
I'd have them in a little enclosure.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)
Poor trapped goats :-(

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)
It'd be a nice big paddock, about a quarter acre.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)
A child has become lodged in the tunnel of goats

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)
Hahahaah
Best episode ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:06, archived)
An Abra appears.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)
I like playing with them.
Make a fist in front of their heads and they go up on their hind legs and headbutt your hand from above. They'll do it for ages!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)
Awww. I want one now.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)
I have a very sunny window
But I don't have much space for a big plant.

Why are you giving away you plants?
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)
Well, not to Scotland.
But you could get a patio rose. Just keep them well watered and dead head them, they do very well. And you can keep them small.

Edit: Sorry, read that wrong. I'm moving home to Irelandland so the plants need a new home, as Noit will probably kill them.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)
Ah I see
That's a shame.

I would like to live somewhere with a little garden so I could have bbqs and some nice plants. I think I'm getting old :(
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)
I want that too.
I'm very sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)
Herbs are great.
I refuse to grow plants that don't give me food.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)
The only herbs i got is mint
other then that it's busy lizzies and verbena. plus a vegetable patch
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)
I have three types of mint.
I got a bit carried away with my herb collection.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)
Yeah just don't try and grow them leave them to grow next year
done that and the bloody things are shit now
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)
Where a nice dress
Oh...wait...no
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)
'Where'?
And shut up.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)
Well spotted from down there
I did that on purpose you know
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)
Front page of the Swansea Evening Post

(__, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)
link please

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)
I hope Tara sees it.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)
do i go out tonight?

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)
Yes
Will you be going dancing? Can I join you?
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)
i dunno, i am a loner
so it will be me on my own tonight

and i will dance if im in the mood
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)
Oh
I have no-one to go dancing with as my friends are rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)
i just dont have any friends

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)
*sadface*

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)
I'ld go out with you, as long as you let me have first-dibs on all your cast-offs.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)
you can have first dibs on anything, except my chips and gravy at the end of the night

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)
That's a deal, but I can't pomise you that I won't pinch one or two when you're getting chatted up by the entire female cast of hollyoaks.
I've never had chips'n'gravy before, now I think about it.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:06, archived)
standard issue in cardiff
or chps and curry sauce

i doubt ill get any female attention let alone by hollyoaks people
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)
Oh man, you serious?
I don't even fancy blokes, for the most part, and I'ld let you slip me a cheeky inch.

Everyone was sayin' you are georgous at the ash, serously.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)
i'm sure your confusing me with someone else

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)
Maybe, tallish guy, plays rugby, probably watches cricket?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)
Nope, that was you.
Even FoldsFive said he'd do you.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)
Well, that's three of us up for the orgy, you joining in?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)
Ooo, didn't know they were playing.
I'm editing my video for the MOING! song made by Dave!
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)
I got this in the post today
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/dsc00470a.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)
Christ

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)
I'm not quite sure what sort of message they're trying to put across there.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)
My word, that's a horrible card.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)
Fuck, I have to buy my brother a graduation card
*makes note*
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)
a pack of cards

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)
a fig leaf
and possibly some figs
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)
Possibly.
I'm nursing a head cold of some sort, it's a fucking nonsense I tells ya.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)
Hot curry FTW.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)
Wear whatever makes you feel happiest.
I'm off to the Celtic Manor for a meal in a minute.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)
I SAW "UP" AND IT WAS REALLY REALLY GOOD.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)
top reviewing there

(I helped save b3ta! well, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/6255981
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)
Oh. Same here.
Just this morning.

Was very good indeed.
(__, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)
In NON CAPS.
I really enjoyed it. I've not enjoyed a film that much since Watchmen.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)
Well, the two ARE very similar

(__, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)
YES

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)
Thanks
you've convinced me to watch it
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)
its ok
nothing compared too wall-e though
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:11, archived)
WANTED
Erasure tribute band, preferably called 'Earsure'.

Apply within.
(mingeswingers, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)
is that it?

(I helped save b3ta! well, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)
You don't have any respect from me.

(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)
I think you should ERASURE (erase your) thread!

(__, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)
hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha

(__, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)
Are You (era)SURE About That

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)
blah

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)
Want to see a pic of me twenty years ago?
Well, just over half of me?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)
Yeah. I think it's fun laughing at you

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)
I know, I'm a right laugh
Left, long hair, red leather. No idea who the gurning mong or the pasty cunt next to me are.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)
cheerful bugger
weren't you
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)
I was probably 'elsewhere'

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)
heheh

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)
From what I remember of you, you've hardly changed since that photo

(__, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)
Apart from the hair and cheery demeanour

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)
hahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahhahaah
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)
It was a different world
Thatcher and that, and loads of OMGDRUGSLOL
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)

could you say it was just as depressing as it is now?
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)
It's not depressing now at all
I'm having a great time
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)

i was thinking recession an all
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)
You pushed SickRik down the board for this.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)
Calm down dear, it's just a synthpop band

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)
for crimes against humanity?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)
enough of that
I have just seen this
scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Science/Images/sting-in-dune.jpg
and it made me choke on beer.
(I helped save b3ta! chuff monkey I AM him, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)
THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST THREAD EVER
go:
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/63e645c3826fa9bc7564/sammmmiii.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)
How do those front teeth get up there?

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)
They're not any more
But in answer to your question - thumbsucking.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
I hear you have vaginal denture.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)
Who told you that?
I'll kill them.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)
Leonardo DiCaprio.
He said he quite liked it though.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)
Ah, well, yes

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)
it's what happens when you watch too many cartoons as a child.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)
I must be an exception to the rule
I didn't watch TV until I was about 10 or 12
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)
either that or I just made it up,
who can tell?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
ooooOOooOooo
*shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
actually it's what happens
if your parents don't put those little plastic blanks in all the electric sockets in the house.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
Yip - nothing to do weith the jaw developing at a funny rate or nuffink. Nope.

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)
god no that's just a coincidence,
there's no statistical correlation there whatsoever. It's BAD PARENTS who don't spend money on completely ineffectual solutions to problems that don't even exist in order to assuage the guilt that wouldn't even have occurred to them in the first place if they hadn't been so foolhardy as to look through the Innovations Catalogue.

Definitely the lack of little plastic things in the electrical sockets, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)
I quite like your brain.
I think it would go down well with a joux and a side of oven-chips.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)
just don't touch the frontal lobes,
they'd set your stomach off.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
hold on are you against the use of socket covers?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
yeah that's the gist of it.
or maybe not. no offence.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
i see

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)
but they do stop your kids' teeth growing the wrong way,
because of all the lost volts floating through the air and that.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
if you sprinkle iron filings in front of an uncovered electrical socket,
they actually form into the shape of a malocclusion.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
this is why hoovers suck

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
hahahahashahahahahahahahahahaha
*clicks like a mental*
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)
Ouch that's harsh.
Why not go for an easier target- me!
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)
ok.
*goes*
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)
has anyone bought the swansea edition of the evening post?

(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)
Think she said it'll be in there in a few days. I hope I get a personal mention.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)
she?
it was a she? noooooooo! i could have gazzed her and asked for a picture of her bits :(
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
Has she gone for good?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)
no idea
b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=79398
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)
Probably Bou.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)
well that was weird.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)
Just a little bit

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)
its posts are just fucking mad.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
i kind of feel bad for cr3
just walking in on that b3ta.com/talk/6255846
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
what the hell

(I helped save b3ta! well, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

www.thisisswansea.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
OH LAZYMUFFIN!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)
Awwww, I wanted to see ''you drove me to this, B3ta!!''

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)
"It's all your fault, HaroldBishop'sLoveChild! You drove me to this!"

(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)
I was being nice until the talk about the Swansea Evening Post. That set me right off!

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
Why?

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)
It's my trigger phrase.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
hahaha, ahhh. I did a lol.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
Uh huh

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)
Well, so far I don't believe you

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
It's a shame. That last one had everything.
Snails, aircon and banter. What more can you ask for?
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
We're not your entertainment monkeys.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)
So hot...
unable... to... complete sentences... without... dramatic pauses...
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)
It's not hot here
but it's like being wrapped in a blanket, fucking horrible
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)
I'm so sweaty I think I've become frictionless
Hopefully I'll be able to slide down a gentle slope to the town later
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)
Don't complain
It's summer - it's meant to be hot. I wish it was hotter here.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)
There's hot and there's heat
I love it in Spain as it is proper summer sun, here we get cloud and sweat, not nice.
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)
I prefer rainy days
blowing drops off my nose, shaking my fur dry next to the dog, barking at thunderstorms, that sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)
How would you react if a snail spoke to you?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)
I'd step on it.
Snails are cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)
"Hello Mr Snail. Now, don't go starting any shit threads now! There's a good snail"

(__, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)
I think that's spiders you're thinking of.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
Good answer

(__, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
teehee

(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)
Up my medication, for one.

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)
Don't overdose on it

(__, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)
That'd be awful

(__, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)
Aye
It would be. The People's Dullard would be sorely missed.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)
I feel I'd have to be very close to hear him/her as I doubt they're very loud.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)
the question kind of implies that you heard it.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)
Good point.
I think I'd be proper freaked out and I'd run away.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)
what if it wanted to talk about r22 chillers and the need to replace them

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)
I'd take him for a pint.
I would then ask if he thinks the Isceon 59 is an effective replacement for the r22s. Depending on his answer, he would get a beer/get crushed.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)
unless they had a little snail megaphone

(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)
It depends what he said.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)
he called your pint a queer

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)
I'd fucking glass him in the tentacles

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
I don't think you know what a snail is

(__, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)
Oh fuck you Friz you dumb BASTARD.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snail#Physical_characteristics

Type tentacles in the find field and shut your incredibly fat black hole of a mouth, if it's physically possible.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)
SERIOUS INTERNET

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)
Tetchy about snails, online

(__, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)
I didn't realise you had to love snails to be on the internet

(__, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)
you don't,
BUT IT HELPS!!!
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)
SNAILS OMG

(__, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)
It's more to do with you trying to be a some smart prick and coming unstuck if I'm honest.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
look here, the snails bought his little cunt mate along, do em both mike

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)
I'd punch him in the face if I could be sure I wouldn't lose my arm.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)
Fuck that snail's shit up Mike.
I've heard all about that sort of thing, it was all right in the 40s when they first came over, there was a war on, but what's their excuse now? Fuckin 'ell, seriously, it's a free ride. Don't get me wrong, I don't blame them, I would get free money too if I had the chance.

Tony Blair, this is your legacy.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)
they're refugees, gonz.
They're on the run. The French would eat them.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)
That's media propiganda, wake up sheeple.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)
it's not you know,
I've been to France, it was terrible. I didn't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)
i'd ignore it and keep walking, i'm from london, i don't care for conversations with strangers

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)
I'd say 'hello Brian'

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)
I'd capture it and sell it to the highest bidder

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)
do you think you could capture a snail?
I don't imagine it would be as easy as you think.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)
Yes.
If there's money involved, I can do it.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)
It would be like the slug at the begining of Laybinth.
I would trust it with all my heart.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)
does he want a word in my shell like?





* coat *
(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)
/talk moves very slowly these days, doesn't it.
Have we all gotten old?
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)
Dunno
But does anyone in London want to hit a pub with me in Holloway Road?
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)
with a hammer?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)
it might hurt your knuckles a bit

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)
Give my five minutes and I'll just plug into the Matrix and see you there.
I'll be wearing my trench coat and sunglasses.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)
Since the white noise disappeared
we're hoping the culture vacuum will provoke you to broaden your conversation topics beyond alcohol, snacks and whinging
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)
I don't think I ever talk about alcohol or snacks.
I might whinge a bit though
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)
WHEN I WAS YOUNG.

(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)
+IT SEEMED THAT LIFE WAS SO WONDERFUL, A MIRACLE, OH IT WAS BEAUFIFUL, MAGICAL

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)
I NEVER NEEDED ANYONE

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)
I wish Michael Jackson was still alive
Just so I didn't have to fucking hear about him 24/7
(__, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)
Or you could just turn off the media for a bit?

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)
I turned it off for 10 hours when I went to bed

(__, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)
Turn it off some more

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)
it's made the main board a bit tedious,
I must admit.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)
It was tedious within the first hour.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)
+ of its creation.
That was when the first 50k + image was posted and everyone threw a hissy fit.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)
Oh man oh man oh man listen to this right.
Michael Jackson's girlfriend was devastated by the recent news of his death. "First my parents leave me in Portugal and now this" loolololl oh man oh man oh god lololo
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
Oh right
Because.

Uh.

Michael and Maddie dated?

Is that the joke?
(__, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)
No, the joke is your humongous hamster cheeks, fatso.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)
Most of us are off enjoying the sunshine
/driveby post
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)
It's pissing it down here

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)
it's raining

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)
Ah.
Sucks to be in London, I guess.

/hopes the weather will be good for Thursday.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)
I'm not in London.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)
Neither am I.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)
I don't know what's going on here.
It's like some sort of illuminati conspiracy to make everyone assume everyone else is in London, the resulting confusion allowing them to subvert the government.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)
Ok... The South.
Don't slap me about with those dinner-plate hands of yours please!
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)
I'm not in the South, either.
Well, unless you mean the South of Scotland.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)
and it's my teapot feet you want to be wary of.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)
Well, ok I'll be wary of your Toby-jug forearms as well then.

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)
it's like a reverse flash mob
where everyone deserts London to prove everyone else wrong, on the Internet
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)
everyone except Boris Johnson,
who wasn't invited, and just stands there looking perplexed and scratching his head in the middle of Trafalgar Square.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)
Wimbledon is in London and on TV and it's not raining there.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)
it's red hot in london

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)
I hear those smug bastards have a fancy "roof" thing
think they are so special .... fucking londoners.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)
Aye, roofs- the height of modern technology them, since 150,000 BCE.

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)
i just went to a school fete, they were selling booze, not to the kids but still i was surprised

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)
that is a bit odd,
don't they need to be licensed to do that?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)
yeah, they had one
i bet they are making more money from the booze stall than the hook a duck stalls and the other stalls
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)
I'm just imagining the sign at the front gate,
"St Adrian's School for the Socially Hopeless"
"Licensed to sell alcoholic beverages for consumption right in front of the premises"
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
dreadfully bored of that thread now
here's the truth: coffee is better than tea, cider is for 14 year olds and tramps and rugby is for queers

YOU KNOW I AM RIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 13:40, archived)
I have no strong oponions on any of these things
Except that football is clearly the game for homosexualists.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)
Yes, thats right, oponions.

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)
I'm not listening to your idiotic ramblings
I'll be honest, I only posted a thread to threadshit PrickRik
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)
I know you're something, but I'm not sure you're right.

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)
I'm going to take this as confirmation that everyone, everywhere agrees with everything I say

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)
This is 66.6% TRUTH and 33.4% LIES

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)
60% of the time, he's right every time.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)
i am in full graduation gear
being very bored waiting for the next bit. They have dragged out from 10 to 6 what should take 30 mins
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 13:51, archived)
I'm trying to think of a sport that couldn't be in any way construed as being for queers
For the mouthbreathers: ALL SPORTS ARE GAY, YUNNO
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 13:51, archived)
Frisby.
Everyone knows homosexuals can't throw or catch.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)
I know, I know.
It's not a sport. Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 13:54, archived)
it's not even a word you cretin

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)
fine then, don't watch womens' volleyball, see if I care

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)
Having had a relationship with a female volleyball player for many years
I shall report that there is a disappointing level of sapphistry in their private lives.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:04, archived)
ohhh, bad luck there
try a tennis player next time, they're all raving lesbians
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)
yeah, it was really unfortunate that she loved the cock
next time I'll sign up for a relationship that guarantees no sex whatsoever, or just get married, which is the same thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)
snooker
and crown green bowls.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)
all balls, except for the bit about rugby.

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)
I posted a shit on the main board.
I doubt anyone will get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)
Oi Zukes, are you in London these days?
Fancy pubbing it tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)
Can't do it tonight matty,
Are you really so lonely without Gonz you want to drink with me (n the missus)?
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)
there's a really nice pub near by I want to try

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)
I am drinking some Peruvian coffee now and it is good.
Cider on the other hand, I am a connoisseur and it is also good.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)
I like cider:(

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:01, archived)
no you don't
we have already established in this thread that everyone agrees with me
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)
I like fags and coffee, though, that must count for something.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)
I'm going to bed, sod today
I might get up later and insult more internet users
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)
HAHA, BABY HAVING AN AFTERNOON NAP.
HAHAHAHHAHA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)
Excellent stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)
So it's true then - for tramps.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)
Yes, indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)
this only supports Gilg's argument

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)
Is this tramp in the homeless sense, or the slaggy sense?

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)
does it make a difference?

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)
teenage tramps.
yes please.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)
only that horrible sweet cider they sell in pubs,
or in plastic two litre bottles. Strongbow, ugh. Even the self-proclaimed upmarket stuff like Magners. Sugary wrongness.
A nice proper dry cider, on the other hand... I could actually go for some of that right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)
I taped last night's jonathan ross
because it said bruno (sascha baron cohen) would be on it.

and he wasn't

THE LIARS

i just fucking sat through blue, tim henman, some boring indian and the fucking worst band i've ever seen howling some awful catfighting song called "florence and the machine"

grrrr

how have you recently wasted your prescious life moments?
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)
*points at screen*

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6256865
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)
i can't remember, certainly not by reading your post here, pure gold as ever rik

(I helped save b3ta! well, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)

neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2007-01/orange-peel-man.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)
Looks like he's got his cock in than orange
Must be SickRik
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)
likey!

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)
You used tape?
How retro.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)
You taped it, so why did you sit through it rather than fast forwarding?
Stupid orange cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)
Cohen is a master of disguise.
He might have been Tim Henman.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)
ALSO.
I am moving home on Thursday.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)
CRIKEY!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)
I don't think I have

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)
You post on here.
Are you seriously claiming it is not a waste of precious life? Really?
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
I enjoy my experience here as it enriches my view on life
Although I only dedicate one hand as the other is constantly tickling midgets with feathers
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)
Decided I didn't want my iPod anymore.
Sold it.
Want it again.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
Being in Northampton, probably.
Hello Rik.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
Er.. iplayer?

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)
I bet he was too busy editing the jacko jokes out of the latest film

(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)
Or adding more, knowing him

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)
nope, looks like they really did rip them out in the last min
news-briefs.ew.com/2009/06/bruno-michael-jackson.html
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)
learn to spell you fucking thick shit

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)
at least he's not talking about all the women he's slept with

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)
This is a bonus although..
He has moved onto gay Austrians now.
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
So if I pretend to be a gay Austrian
do you think SickRik will want to throw one up my turd tunnel?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
You can always try
Either that he will try and tape you.
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)
Win win then
*signs up for gay Austrian lessons*
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 13:23, archived)
Hmmmm
/talk being a prime example.

But I'm having a bbq today, hopefully that won't be a waste of my life, if not my liver.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)
sitting inside
waiting for the sodding postman for a package.

why do postmen not have GPS units so we can follow then on google maps, therefore allowing us to nip out to the shops to get some milk without worry.
(I helped save b3ta! chuff monkey I AM him, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)
It would be good on all day callouts to know an approximate time for when a delivery is going to be made.
I hate sitting near the door from 7am-6pm to find he turns up at 2 minutes to 6.
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
plus you could confirm theories
that the postie just sits in the pub all day
(I helped save b3ta! chuff monkey I AM him, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
Hello SickRik
That sounds awful SickRik. Have a nice relaxing mug of coffee SickRik. Or maybe tea, if you prefer tea, SickRik.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)
why did you not stop watching when they introduced the guests then?
also i accidentally clicked "i like this" on this but i don't like it
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 13:12, archived)
yes you do
you love it you slag

you're going to print it out and touch your winkie while you read it
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 13:14, archived)
noooo

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)
This is shit
I demand a new thread.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)
I feel hungover but I didn't drink last night

(__, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)
Also, I watched 'Up' this morning
Bit odd. Not bad though.
(__, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)

watched got it
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)
I've got this as well. Might just blame it on the weather.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)

weather boogie

/topical
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)
How is that topical?

(__, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)
Oh my god, did something happen to German born singer-songwriter Mick Jackson

(__, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)
If you don't know by now then I'm not going to be the one to tell you.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)
AWWW SHIT

(__, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)
+me <s>then I'm not going to be the one to tell you</s>
You will never never never know me.

*Lighter in the air*
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)
Hurray!
I should start packing today.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
How can you pack a day?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)
Yay!
New thread!
(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
I demand cake that has 0 calories and maximum taste

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)
This.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)
Hello Master of Turnips
I do hope you are well
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)
Hello there!
I'm doing well thanks. A little annoyed at the old job hunting/course finding malarky though.

How are you this warm but overcast day?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)
I am excellent
I have had a haircut... I feel lighter.

I have a wedding reception to go to tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)
They don't like you enough to invite you to the wedding proper then.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)
haha no, which is why I don't like them enough to get them a present

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)
urinal cake.

(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)
I like how appropriate your sig is.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)
shit shit shit shit shit
out of your arse
all warm because you had curry
(I helped save b3ta! chuff monkey I AM him, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)
I have the farty bottom of the gods today
PARP PARP PARP PARP PARP
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)
GOOD MORN'
Today, I'm going to get up, I'm going to have some toast probably a cup of tea too. Then I'm going to tidy the house a bit, then I'm going to get my hair cut. Hopefully all of this will be finished by 2pm so I can watch the Lions. I might have some lunch whilst watching the rugby, possibly a sandwich, with tuna in it. I like tuna.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)
Tuna is the sign of a homosexual

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)
I thought wearing a dress was?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)
Its a common misconception

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)
combine both, attract gay seagulls

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)
Semen Gulls, if you will.

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)
Semengulps

(__, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)
I had bacon and eggs for breakfast and I might have a hair cut.

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)
i cut my own hair
its a bit scruffy, but i dont mind
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)
sweet muscular Jesus H tap-dancing CHRIST you are dull

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)
Hello Gilgly Wilgly Meshy Weshy!
Gosh, you're cute.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)
you fucking dullard
you started a thread to say "oh lol, I had breakfast and later I might watch television"?

fuck off out of my sight before I kick you into the middle of next week you waste of a teaspoon of spunk
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)
I bet you're lovely offline.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)
I wish ... I wish I didn't keep losin' me birds

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)
Pigeon fancier?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)
WRONG ANSWER, THICKO

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)
Boo hoo etc..
You'd make a great replacement for Paxman on University Challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)
You probably do work for charity too.
But don't tell anyone because it would ruin your hard arse facade.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)
christ, you really would put a glass eye to sleep

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)
That's a bit of a generic saying,
I expect more from you.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)
Im often accused of being nice in 'real life'
Quite why people offer that as a defense for being a cunt is beyond me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)
Most things are beyond you, go put a dress on.
I'm actually quite nice y'know.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)
I fully expect you to be
This is starting to sound like we've arranged to meet up, perhaps in a seedy back street hotel for aggressive cock fun
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)
Make sure you're wearing that dress.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)
what are you doing later?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)
LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT!
sleeeeep
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)
I'm going to a fancy dress party as Lady Gaga

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)
She's fit.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)
she looks like a tranny

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)
That's why I'm concerned for myself.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)
That's good, because Karl does too.

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)
I wouldn't say no.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
She looks like a man in a dress.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)
She is constantly sticking her vagina in your face to compensate, though

(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)
I think that's the gayest thing I've ever read

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)
It's going to take ages to get ready.
I have to sort out my make up and everything :(
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)
Do you want to be her?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)
No, I want to be in her.
HAHAHAH LOOK AT ME, I AM SO FUNNY.

I hate myself sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)
she used to be a him
not that matters of course.. or does it?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 27 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)
I'm installed stuff on a new PC, and doing some place tags for a wedding

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)
Today I am going to do fuck all
I might go to the shop but I really don't think I can be bothered. I do have to repot my herbs though.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)
I'm going
to have a shower in a mo!! Then put on some pants and clothes and have a jolly day!
(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)
Pants AND clothes?
Wow. What kind of jolly day will you have?
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)
clothes first, pants on the outside.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)
Yes..
can't go out without pants and clothes.. people might see my bits! Will be having general jollyness... possibly.. with a boy
(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)
*AWOOGA**AWOOGA*
My regular in hilarious 'comedy' account detector has detected a massive spike in bullshit related activities.

*watches dial bury itself in the wall*
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)
I'm afraid..
your detector is defective... not a comedy account.. it's just me.
(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)
Photos with todays paper please.
*adjusts tinfoil hat*
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)
Nice hat!

(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)
Panderer.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)
I don't even like bamboo!

(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)
I'm going to finish this lolly, then do the washing up
then off to the local fete.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)
You finished that lolly yet?
What kind of lolly was it??
(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)
YES I FINISHED IT
It was a FAB
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)
There was a Fab in my freezer, but the freezer broke and it melted.
What a horrible day that was.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)
thats appalling.
I hope you rectified the situation toot sweet?
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)
I've still not recovered.
I walked to the shops and had a Twister, in the end.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)
Such a sad story
I can see why you wouldn't be over it yet
(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)
I got the lawnmower out and it started raining :(

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)
I'll trade you. It's 20 degrees outside, and nar'y a cloud in the sky.

(Nalr I'll get the coals, you bring the burgers., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)
I did mine at half eight when I saw the clouds coming!

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)
I'm going to get some housework done, get dressed
and then I am out experiencing LOCAL CULTURE with CrazyJude and her missus.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)
Hmmmmmmmmmm.
Local culture in Suffolk. What could that be?

Does it involve incest?
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)
Melford Hall.
Incest is for Sundays.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)
You had me until tea.. urk.
Keep your tea, I'll make some coffee.
(Nalr I'll get the coals, you bring the burgers., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)
What are you? French?!

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)
Coffee is a billion times better than tea

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)
fuck off tea cunt, coffee is the fucking TITS

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)
You appear to be wrong.
Sorry for having to point this out.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)
Appearances can be deceiving
in the tea/coffee camp, you're rooting for some limp dried leaves stewed in a mug of hot water and then doused in the rotting fat discharged from a bovine's tit. You might as well ask the chef in a restaurant if you can have a cup of the water he boiled your vegetables in.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)
I could talk about coffee in some derogatory manner,
using all sorts of crazy adjectives, but ultimately, tea wins.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)
Pfft

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)
Whatever,
tea is the ultimate beverage.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)
you fucking moron, tea is shit

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)
You've clearly made another mistake, let me correct that for you to save your blushes.
shit the best thing ever!
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)
If the best thing in your life is a weak leaf brew, you truly lead a miserable worthless existence

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)
I thrive on the misery.
I'd make a great goth.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)
ANYWAY,
I'm off to get my hair cut now. Gaz me some hate messages, I'd love to hear from you.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)
CUT YOUR THROAT, SHITCUNT

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)
Why would I need to?
you embarass yourself in public enough as it is
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)
WATER FTW

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)
I am going to families for a bbq
My son has just seen Michael Jacksons proper dancing for the first time (smooth criminal) and now we're looking on the tellybox for thriller and bad, he's running around the house shouting SHAMONE
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)
at least its not the bo selecta michael jackson

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)
hahaha he came home from school yesterday and asked about that
He said another boy had been walking around saying shamone and then some bad words.

Apparently they had been playing the thriller album in PE, I really wish all schools were like his, if they work hard, at the end of the week they get an hour on the wii, they go out on the minibus 3 times a week to all sorts of awesome places. The other day they were taken to the woods, given saws, hammers and nails and they made a den.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)
we never did things liek that at school
were we just made to go roudn the village in all weathers delivering leaflets door to door.

if we were taken to the woods im sure we would be left behind
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

left entered from
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)
haha

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)
I'm going to work, you big poof.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)
Get me a cheap holiday.
Tunisia please.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)
I'm up to visit my dad
cos he's in hospital (and it's dent folk festival which I was coming up for anyway).

I've been inveigled into working this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)
awww hope your dad is ok

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)
thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)
That's relatively close to how I plan on spending my day.
Only, instead of the Lions, I'll be playing computer games.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)
Jonah Lomu Rugby 1997?
This is the only rugby game I ever came to own. I've recently been playing Left 4 Dead, it's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)
Knock knock.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)
"Keys on the table"

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)
shouldn't you be wanking over some badly-drawn cartoon images of 12 year olds right now?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)
When he's desperate,he draws them himself

(__, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)
I remember a great QoTW story about someone so desparate for porn
they drew their own.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)
I'm sure that actually happened

(__, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)
I posted something real
www.b3ta.com/questions/buses/post466001
(__, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)
unlike this autistic mess
b3ta.com/questions/buses/post466001
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)
hah! in your face face

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)
same timecode and everything.
OH THE LULZ
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)
Mine actualy happened though :(

(__, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)
fucking hell
how can anyone be that desperate when there is porn on the net!
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)
I was so poor as a child I had to write my own Mills & Boon books

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)
yo cockmunch

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)
ROUND TWO
*ding ding ding*
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)
you're fucking shit at b3ta

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)
straight for the jugular

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)
likewise

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)
so, this game you were wanking over, how young are the girls in it? and what exactly do you get to do in "touching mode" and "les mode" ?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)
I never understood "adult" games.
I mean, my mouse is on the right side. I'm right handed...
That's precious wanking time, and pace, lost to randomly click on some text...
Videos are much better. Or something I can control in my left hand.
(Nalr I'll get the coals, you bring the burgers., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)
There are many accusations that can be levelled at Gilgamesh
but being shit at the internet is not one of them.

If I were you, I'd pour scorn on the fact that Gilgamesh is regularly on here all day and all night.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)
As an irregular regular irregular regular
I would like to agree.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)
You put your left leg in, your left leg out, your left leg in and
you shake it all about.

Good morning folks.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)
But it's OK
because he thinks it's shit
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)
and you're a paedophile

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)
also:
aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaaaahahahahahahahaa you are shit at everything
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)
What the fuck is that?

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived)
Don't reply to me, you fucking prick.
Fuck off and die like the shitty paedo-goblin you are.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)
on Wood?

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)
three times on the ceiling if you want meeee

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)
Who's There?

(__, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)
Not Michael Jackson

(__, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)
LOL SAME JOKE WHENEVER ANYBODY FAMOUS DIES

(__, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)
Knock Knock

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)
Who's there?

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)
NOT SSG

(__, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)
I can confirm,
he ain't dead yet.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)
Friz's enormous flesh-glacier face

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)
LOL SAME JOKE WHENEVER YOUR FACE FACE POSTS ON THE INTERNET

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)
Face face?

(__, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)
FACEX2

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)
FACE SQUARED

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)
You're like Gorbachev except the map of the world on your face
is TO SCALE.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)
Who's There?

(__, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)
look, how many times have I told you to fuck offo
bloody jehovah witnesses for fuck sake.

go away!
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)
Their booklets are WONDERFUL
In their paradise, people happily live in a forest with LIONS whilst playing ACOUSTIC GUITAR
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)
I really offended one of them,
by saying that's how I interpret life anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)
and the lions apparently
eat grass and salad.
IT IS NOT SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 11:15, archived)
Who's there?

(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)
What's worse?
shitting yourself at work?

or

Getting up at 7.00am to feed your 10 month old son after having 23 vodka and cokes?
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 7:20, archived)
Why has your baby been drinking that much booze?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 7:22, archived)
he has issues

(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 7:22, archived)
and a better drinking ability than myself
upset at baby online!
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 8:28, archived)
This place.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 7:22, archived)
hello
we had a good chat ages ago

hows the website going?
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 7:24, archived)
It isn't. Everything is rubbish.
I am going back to bed now.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 7:42, archived)
your fat stupid stinking face

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 7:24, archived)
ta Frank
whats new with you?

thought i'd ask early before tea time
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 7:25, archived)
I want to kill everyone and gouge their eyes out and piss through their eye sockets into their brains

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 7:27, archived)
good lad
... changed pants recently?
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 7:27, archived)
I can't get my current pair off, lost my potato peeler

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 7:28, archived)
tea tree oil..
works a treat
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 7:29, archived)
isn't Jean Michel Jarre great?
I love Jean Michel Jarre, I'm going to buy all his albums and never listen to anything else
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 7:31, archived)
why would you?

(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 7:33, archived)
isn't uri gellar the lead singer?

(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 7:34, archived)
well, Dido obviously
just Dido and Jean Michel Jarre, that's the only CDs they should make

no one else in the world should be allowed to make music excpet Dido and Jean Michel Jarre
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 7:35, archived)
fuck today, I'm going back to bed

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 7:37, archived)
wish..
stuck looking at sky 624
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 7:40, archived)
Being you

(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 7:48, archived)
when I had kids I discovered that there where three main elements in my life
Family. Work. And Booze.

The thing is if you try and do all three then they all suffer. You have to pick two.

I lowered my boozing - I didn't drink for a year and now only drink a bit of wine with a meal over the weekends.

Dealing with kids with a hangover is hell on earth and not worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 8:05, archived)
good advice
.....

damn you
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 8:13, archived)
I still manage to drink a fair amount
but my son is 10 now, and less likely to need his nappy changing.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 8:28, archived)
badger on the other hand

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 8:33, archived)
Quite
But if the internet has told us just one thing it's that you are a terrible mother.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 8:43, archived)
I know :(

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)
c) being the kind of thick cunt that has to put coke in his vodka

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 8:24, archived)
I like coke in my vodka

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 8:37, archived)
and ice

(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)
you thick cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)

Thats one strong liver your son's got
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)
or
telling the internet about it because nobody else gives a fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)
Also, this smacks just a little of
'Look how much alcohol I can drink' whilst raising a child.

Getting very close to Sammi levels of retardation.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)
Everyone will most likely ignore me or disagree now.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)
I'm In Disagreement....

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)
I'm glad you've decided to stay
I need some help unlocking the 'raep modez'
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)
Someone I know hilariously faked my death today on facebook.
It really wasn't as funny as expected. When's the last time you faked someone's death, or did something that wasn't as funny as expected, or did something, or what do you want to tell the internet?
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 5:42, archived)
my old man's a dustman
he wears a dustman's hat
he wears cor blimey trousers
and he lives in a council flat
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 5:46, archived)
I need to find the ousting or Roaneah's wank vids.
Typing in "wank vids" yielded little.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 5:49, archived)
Oh lol scratch that
www.b3ta.com/talk/6083707
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 5:50, archived)
did you catch this paedo fiasco last night?
b3ta.com/talk/6255289
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 5:52, archived)
Who is smathels?
Some blue-namer I'm unaware of?
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 5:54, archived)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 5:54, archived)
I hadn't scrolled down to see his reply.
That's brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 5:56, archived)
there should be a warning on the signup page
telling people that we're good at googling their usernames and finding them on other messageboards
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 5:57, archived)
I'd just like to point out at this point that this isn't me.
vdragonball.com/forum/member.php?u=31750

It's even indexed on google as "VD Forum".
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 6:00, archived)
What kind of action can i do in touching mode and les mode?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 6:02, archived)
Forgive my ignorance here, but I clicked the link and all I could see was a load of nerds talking 'computer'..
..am I missing something?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 7:12, archived)
they're apparently debating one of those japanese hentai games where you perv over virtual schoolgirls
gaming.wikia.com/wiki/SchoolMate

and the main "thrust" of the debate is how to engage "touching mode" and/or "les mode"
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 7:19, archived)
Christ.
That's at least as noncey as Jenk's 'look everyone I've found pictures of a big titted 15 year old' thread.

Which is in Mike's profile.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 7:22, archived)
Did a bit of that get deleted?

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:12, archived)
Hang on, just realised this post makes me sound benter than a paper clip.
It's for THE LIST. I swear.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 5:50, archived)
I just read Bob Todd's failpost
I actually feel a bit ill now
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 6:24, archived)
so when did you lose your job
at the stasi?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 27 Jun 2009, 6:31, archived)
my mate called my gf to say i was in the hospital
she rung may parents they all turned up.. i wasn't there

i was passed out on someones lawn at 11pm.. such a fucking lightweight
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 27 Jun 2009, 6:29, archived)
I've had a haircut today
I look like a bearded Charlie Sheen. I've also done a 7-hour bar shift completely bladdered as the hostess included us in the tab, also I may have deliberately poured the 'wrong' beers so that I could claim them. I am now wattching Motorhead videos on YouTube.

How has Lemmy affected your life?
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 3:30, archived)
Can I just say
AC/DC are fucking awesome. Just got home and I can't hear very much.
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 3:37, archived)
he came round my house and played a gig
then all the sexy lady neighbours (including megan fox and that other one) came round and gave me naughty kisses

cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 3:37, archived)
lying
lying
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 3:39, archived)
No but really lying makes you faggy.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 3:56, archived)
LUCOZADE.
LUCOZADE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 3:56, archived)
No but really LUCOZADE makes you faggy.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 4:29, archived)
Ace of Spades is RAWK

(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 5:09, archived)
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
SPEEDSPEEDSPEEDSPEED
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(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 27 Jun 2009, 5:37, archived)
3am snack lolz.
Whole pack bacon
2 slices bread
4 slices cheese
1 scrape mayonnaise
1 smaller scrape dijon mustard

8 nyoms.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:45, archived)
hahaha
are you building some kind of stereotype?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:46, archived)
that's a typical post from someone with less than 3 landlines

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:46, archived)
I have 37 landlines, you fucker.
TAKE THEM ALL.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:47, archived)
what's all this about landmines?

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:57, archived)
DIRTY SEBBEN!!!

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:58, archived)
Oh man, don't talk to me about landmines.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:58, archived)
Because your penis fell onto one?
BWAHAHAHAAAA!

gay
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:59, archived)
Yes!
This absolutely happened!
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 3:00, archived)
I am so turned on right now.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 3:01, archived)
Aren't you the gay one?

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:48, archived)
I'm gay for pussy.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:48, archived)
This is just getting confusing
OH I wish Diana was here
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:50, archived)
Diana was a pussy for the gay loving clit whores.
Does that straighten things out for you?
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:51, archived)
Again with the straight business

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:55, archived)
For your information...
My father is called Rube Godlberg.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:57, archived)
I have 3 landline phone numbers
My main BT landline
An extra number I use for work (using BT Call sign)
and my BT broadband Hub Phone

whenever Sky or some other some such muppet comes on the phone trying to sell me a "cheap" broadband/phone package I ask them if they can offer me the same service as I have now.

not one of them can.

this pleases me.

what has pleased you today?
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:25, archived)
I had an EXCELLENT chicken sandwich for lunch

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:27, archived)
with mayo?
or without?
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:27, archived)
It was chicken and lettuce in a soft baton
Simple but tasted awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:29, archived)
Ooh, I had chicken, cheese and lettuce in a ciabatta.

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:38, archived)
Hey, let's steal JackAction's attention.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:34, archived)
My Telefonica '6mb broadband & phoneline for 44 euros a month' deal
seemed to actually be 'we'll just charge you whatever the fuck we want'. 120 euros last month & 80 this month, before calls. This doesn't please me.

What has pleased me? Oh I dunno, getting molested by 50 shipwrecked nymphomaniacs. The day hasn't finished so it could happen.

*edit* in the UK I wouldn't touch BT with a bargepole. Over a hundred quid to flick a switch so my phoneline worked? They can get fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:34, archived)
so are you working out there?
loads of brits are coming back apparently
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:37, archived)
Yeah
Think a lot of pensioners headed back 'cos they got stuffed by the exchange rates.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:40, archived)
definetly pensioners but also young couples where the dad's come back to work so the family can stay out there
i'd move myself but i only have puter skills so it's probably the wrong time
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:43, archived)
Is there more work in the UK?
No idea what the job market is like out here, not something I've had to look at. Yet.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:50, archived)
still sounds like a pricey package
pleased me today was a bruce cambell boxset marathon
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:35, archived)
My Daughter
Passed her Royal Academy of Music Vocal Exam with Distinction! Get in there!
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:35, archived)
Congratulations for your daughter,

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:37, archived)
Ta....
She has a great voice and has been selected for a solo piece with the Jakarta Opera! *www.proudfuckingdad.com*
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:39, archived)
wow!
a local royal academy or a brit satelite one?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:40, archived)
An Examiner from the Academy conducted the exams
The mother fucking Royal Academy.... mind you, all the entrants for the exams have to pay quite a bit of money which covers airfares and accommodation for the examiner!
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:43, archived)
cor!
she may even make x factor.. seriously that is pretty fucking cool
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:45, archived)
I've probably spoken to you at some point, I think
I had a customer smugly tell me this when they came through to the wrong department, and didn't seem to know what he wanted, department wise. I asked him if he was interested, and came up with that bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:36, archived)
I just did a 7-hour bar shift, bladdered
There was a bar tab, we were offered vast amounts of alcohol, we took it. All I can remember is dancing with some little girl and eating pasta. Bloody good night, I say!
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:37, archived)
the love of our lord jesus christ

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:40, archived)
Hallelujah

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:41, archived)
bless you

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:42, archived)
Y'alright?
How's the new gaff?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:44, archived)
very good. proper penthouse with swimming pool and jacuzzi*

*bath and sink
(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:45, archived)
This is my 2000th post.
Who would you say is your favourite band/artist?

Or, favourite film?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:15, archived)
The Hangover

(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:16, archived)
Is it any good?
My brother saw it last week and said it was alright.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:17, archived)
I laffed from 5mins in to the end of the film.
I honestly haven't seen a film that good in a long time. The audience in the cinema actually gave it a standing ovation.
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:20, archived)
I'll make a mental note of this.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:23, archived)
I've not seen it yet
I might go down and watch it tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:32, archived)
VNV Nation (especially their new album at the moment)
Favourite film is Bladerunner.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:17, archived)
I've only seen Blade Runner: The Final Cut.
I wasn't that impressed. Is it that different to the original version?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:22, archived)
I liked the original
mainly as it was the first film I watched in surround sound, and being a big Vangelis fan I was hooked.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:26, archived)
This, for fave band, or Combichrist
Film; Arlington Road
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:25, archived)
rubber/rolf harris

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:18, archived)
I read that as Flubber.
Flubber was the first film I fully remember seeing in a cinema.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:20, archived)
Fightstar
Watchmen
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:18, archived)
Goodnight.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:18, archived)
Watchmen is an awesome film, and probably the best comic book adaptation I'll ever see.
Fightstar's a bit shit, like.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:19, archived)
Can't wait to see the Directors cut

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:21, archived)
This.
I also enjoyed Tales Of The Black Freighter and Under The Hood.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:23, archived)
I have yet to see the Black Freighter
I am waiting for this ultimate edition on blu ray to come out... apparently it has some snazzy commentaries where the directory is walking across screen explaining things as they happen..
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:28, archived)
Smashing Pumpkins
and

Dumb and Dumber
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:21, archived)
I desparately want to make love to a schoolboy.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:24, archived)
*click*

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:26, archived)
^this^

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:27, archived)
FFS..
I'm gay. Stop bringing it up.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:23, archived)
Been watching too much Little Britain?

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:24, archived)
of merry men
NWW
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:34, archived)
reel big fish or harvey danger, i haven't decided

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 3:14, archived)
They Might Be Giants

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)
Anyone know what the record for B3ta lurkage is?
This one has just broken silence after more than five years.

(Shit post mind).

www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=26544
(Capo, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:54, archived)
5 years waiting for a bus QOTW to come along.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)
Does ANYBODY like QOTW?

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)
I only like posts that contain Mr.T getting punched.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:56, archived)
They should repeat the bus QOTW next week
Wait five years, two at once etc
(Capo, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:57, archived)
I was gonna make that joke then realised that ''and then.......one comes at once'' doesn't quite work.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:00, archived)
Of course not
at least, no-one important.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:56, archived)
I like to berate it
with angry fists
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:58, archived)
Not as shit as your one.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)
Fuck me
Oscar Wilde is alive and well on /talk
(Capo, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:56, archived)
No, he died quite some time ago.
Are you thick as well as boring?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:57, archived)
Ooh the repartee!
Are you always such a wanker?
(Capo, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:00, archived)
Only when your mum's in the room.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:02, archived)
Ho fucking ho
Totally original, too. Well done.
(Capo, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:04, archived)
I appreciate your support.
It really helps me through these tough times.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)
Well, if I were Welsh
I'd need all the fucking help I could get too ;o)
(Capo, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:07, archived)
Good show, blue-name.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:08, archived)
THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR!
I'm going to bed now, and when I wake tomorrow I am expecting you two to have e-apologied, shaken e-hands and to be best e-friends. If not, I will be e-dissapointed.


Night all.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:09, archived)
e-by gum!

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:10, archived)
'E e-started it, e-Sir
Anyways, nos da, Welsh bloke, no offence meant.
(Capo, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:11, archived)
I'm sorry, new internet best friend, I got carried away.
I apologise for any offence I may have caused to any users tonight, Expect roaneah. That fella is a right cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:12, archived)
I think Jo Whiley just flashed her mimsy on BBC2

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:57, archived)
Any links?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)
She uncrossed her legs and all time and space ruptured.

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:23, archived)
Pictures or GTFO

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:18, archived)

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