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# Special guest star

For lunch today I am having three poached eggs on toast with bean on top,
two Tunnocks Caramel Wafers and three cups of tea. then I'm going to Mull.
What are you eating?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:23, archived)
# Stringbeans, balloons and Marmite.
I just can't help myself they're soooo yummy!
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:24, archived)
# Great! that is the finest of all lunches
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:26, archived)
# Is Mo dead then?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:24, archived)
# yep
deader than a line flares with pockets in the knees.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:26, archived)
# Great! sounds tasty!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:27, archived)
# I had a 6 inch Teriyaki or whatever it's called it was on special y'see
then I nipped over for a lovely Danish Pastry
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:28, archived)
# Cor that sounds very good indeed!
braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:38, archived)
# Mmmm Lunch
Braised lamb shanks with roasted plums & figs

mixed berry tart w' cream

Pantaloons!
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:25, archived)
# Cor!
posh!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:28, archived)
#
A Mull? Or a mull of the chin-stroking kind?
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:26, archived)
# Mull
but now you mention I Go to Mull and have mull over Mull.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:28, archived)
# Ballamory!
Hurrah!
(moff is where the love is the day my computer said.... Hello., Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:30, archived)
# I've just ate
half a toffee cheesecake from the fridge. I now feel like i am about to throw up
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:26, archived)
# Have a nice cup of tea,
that'll soon make you feel better.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:29, archived)
# I had
half a pint of pepsi, that helped! The icecubes smell funny though
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:35, archived)
# Stick your fingers down your throat and puke.
Then you'll feel better and can pretend you're a glamorous bullimic like Princess Di(e).
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:35, archived)
# your mother
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:26, archived)
# Sounds nice!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:30, archived)
# she's past her used by date
his brother's not bad tho and will give you a reacharound
(peewee13, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:33, archived)
# AHAHAHAAH

I love you Doppelganger, you am ALL of teh lully

"Some sort of sandwich and then liquid refreshment" uncertains Jessie
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:26, archived)
# have a corned beef sandwich with mustard tomatos and lettuce
and wash it down with orange juice.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:30, archived)
# I may well do this!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:33, archived)
# You do it!
go on!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:41, archived)
# Todays marvellous repast is
A chicken and smoked bacon cassarole resplendant with carrots, onions, leeks, baby corn, herbs and new potatoes. All my own work.

edit: Arse...I've just dropped my spoon in it :)


(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:28, archived)
# Cor!
very tasty!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:32, archived)
# once again
I am boycotting the meal they call lunch.
(moff is where the love is the day my computer said.... Hello., Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:29, archived)
# oh no!
you can't do that! you might die of starvation
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:32, archived)
# it's ok
I just had breakfast


(student summer/unemployed)
(moff is where the love is the day my computer said.... Hello., Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:33, archived)
# phew!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:36, archived)
# nothing...need to get to the shops

but can be arsed :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:30, archived)
# Get some chips
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:33, archived)
# sounds great :)
might get fish n chips for dinner
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:34, archived)
# Yes! have that
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:36, archived)
# A very large bowl of chilli beans I made yesterday
plus lots of sour cream and guacamole (overdid it with the habanero chillis) cos it is too fucking hot.
(peewee13, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:31, archived)
# Sounds nice and spicy
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:33, archived)
# hot sausage sarnie ROAR!
with ketchup ROAR!
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:32, archived)
# RAAAAAAR!
braw! Broon Sauce is needed though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:34, archived)
# This sounds good
I'm going to have a hot sausage sarnie for my tea....roar :)

Edit: And I'm probably going to add an egg as well
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:34, archived)
# whatever swill the company cafeteria is serving up
vomits Shiksa
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:32, archived)
# Go out and get something nice
such as chips
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:34, archived)
# I might if the weather holds up
it's payday, I actually have money now
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:37, archived)
# I am feeling fruity
A banana, a pear, an apple and a cup of mixed fruit constipates nick the greek.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:32, archived)
# Very healthy!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:35, archived)
# It's to make up for last night's
kebab and drunkenness.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:41, archived)
# very wise
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:44, archived)
# And to make up in advance
for tonight's curry and drunkenness.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:44, archived)
# I'm not too late for lunch
am I? No matter how busy I am in the real world, I always like to check in for lunch with the Duke.

And today, it's... butcher's own local hand-made pork sausage, cold and sliced lengthways with a dollop of mustard, with water-cress leaves and a bit of pickled onion all stuffed into a granary bread roll. Mmmm!

(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:38, archived)
# Nope!
your on time, good lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:39, archived)
# Your lunch sounds nice
I had a sandwich of quinoa, carrots, peas, purple beans and griddled aubergine.

Woo to the pic btw.
(Pachey, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:38, archived)
# Sounds healthy and tasty too
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:40, archived)
# Some kind of
humungous salad
(I helped save b3ta! Bananiel, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:44, archived)
# Nice!
there are quite alot of people eatng nice healthy food today.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:51, archived)
# a fresh baguette sandwich
with ham and stinky cheese
two cans of coke
and a "millefeuille" (multilayers cake with creamy filling and a sugary top..i love licking on this
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:48, archived)
# Braw!
that sounds grand!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Leslie Nielson's School of Evil Celebrity Hypnotism
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:20, archived)
# shes a alien
from the old scifi series 'V'
(I_am_B, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:21, archived)
# ooh! shiny!
 
'ello, 'ello, 'ello! What do we have here, then?
 
(It's only in testing at the moment. Leave feedback on this thread.)
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:19, archived)
# Oooh! that looks great

Very useful and pretty too ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:21, archived)
# thank you!
And I think the same thing every time I look in the mirror.
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:23, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:30, archived)
# I am such a click whore :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:21, archived)
# oooh
shiny indeed

is it worth posting our own events in it yet?
(I helped save b3ta! GatheredCrustacean, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:22, archived)
# of course!
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:29, archived)
# a pub scheduler?
now where have I seen one of those before?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:22, archived)
# It is going to make things
more confusing for a lot of people
(I helped save b3ta! GatheredCrustacean, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:25, archived)
# what like
clicking "I`ll go" on two pages? friggin` nightmare that!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:31, archived)
# Well, you know what people round here are like

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! GatheredCrustacean, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:35, archived)
# yeah go on.. run back to your fourthur ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:37, archived)
# Haha
I'd say I was here a lot more than there most of the time.
(I helped save b3ta! GatheredCrustacean, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:39, archived)
# you say that now
but what about .. err .. at some other time?

hmm? HMM?

*scratches head*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:40, archived)
# umm...

*has to sit down and have a think*
(I helped save b3ta! GatheredCrustacean, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:44, archived)
# m3ss3ng3r?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 12:22, archived)
# nice idea :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:22, archived)
# oooooooh
nice!

I like the design
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:25, archived)
# i like it
i don't think it needs anything more
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:39, archived)
# good stuff, very handy
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:54, archived)
# You cocking legend.
*bums*
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 13:25, archived)
# Feedback...
Calendar seems to work lovely. Although if you make a mistake when listing, all fields stay, except the URL one - it clears.
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 13:26, archived)
# thanks!
I think 'Preview' might trigger some weirdness as well. I'll look into this next week.

edit: done. i think. i had some trouble reproducing, but I fixed a small bug that might have been the cause.
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 15:06, archived)
# It's nice and all
but being a pedantic web designing arsehole myself...
Can you please add title="" tags for those of us with Firefox who like to view the alt="" of images?
(I helped save b3ta! bloojam Is back(ish) in bl3ck, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 14:45, archived)
# cheers!
(added to the list.) edit: done
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 15:03, archived)
# You'd be needing this to pass your XHTML certif anyway
unless I read it wrong. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 20:34, archived)
# Thank you
ever so muchly. Keep up the good work.
(I helped save b3ta! bloojam Is back(ish) in bl3ck, Sat 20 Aug 2005, 12:56, archived)
# When you preview...
It'd be nice to see the whole thing with the URL and the clicky box and evrything
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Fri 19 Aug 2005, 14:50, archived)
# yup!
(added to the list.)
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 15:07, archived)
# Add a b3ta dictionary
and there's no need for me to go to 4rthur ever again...

Doffs cap. It's great. Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 16:16, archived)
# haha quit stirring the shit :D
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 21:03, archived)
# Woosome
Justa thought tho, how abouts being able to search for towns, and or having a regions bit so we can see whats happening in our neck of the woods?

(I helped save b3ta! eh dad, wheres the stella? Parp + Honk = Wibble!, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 17:54, archived)
# there's something very cool coming along next month
I think you might like it :)
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 20:22, archived)
# I second that!
Love this idea muchly.
(ghettobooty, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 23:03, archived)
# Thirded
(Pseudonym, Sat 20 Aug 2005, 2:34, archived)
# Very handy!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 19:36, archived)
# Two small bugs
1. When you sign up for a bash, it takes you back to the current month: ie, I signed up for the Brussels bash in November and it returned me to the August page
2. When you post something on this board it returns you to the main picture board...
(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 20:36, archived)
# re: 2.
this _is_ the main picture board :)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 20:47, archived)
# 1. nicely spotted!
I'll have it return you to the event (so you can add comments and such without having to find it again.) edit: done

Actually, it currently returns you to the main index page which is the next 20 upcoming events. It's just that right now it isn't obvious what that page is showing you and (coincidentally) it looks almost identical to the August page.
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 21:12, archived)
# but fear not
for we are loving teh calendar! I`m frightened by how many events have been added since yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 20 Aug 2005, 12:32, archived)
# buglet?
when you call up "next month" or "previous month"`s events, they are shown in reverse date order

that`ll be £15 please
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 20:46, archived)
# for reasons that still escape me...
That was actually a design decision. Which clearly makes no sense. Thanks for reminding me, I'll sort it out soon. edit: done

£15? Certainly. Do you accept pesetas?
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 21:27, archived)
# 15 quid`s worth of pasta?
you`re ON!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 20 Aug 2005, 12:31, archived)
# Good feature.
We should keep it.

Its a good idea.
(David Fishwick Minibus Sales - notmad.co.uk, Sat 20 Aug 2005, 14:31, archived)
# Ah, excellent
A cracking idea mate, well done. Now all we need is some more events around Liverpool...
(Throweron Thwarting wicked name thieves since, Sat 20 Aug 2005, 16:40, archived)
# Flicikr pool?
not just a suck up to cal, but how about a flickr pool set up of the b3ta meets. that would be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sun 21 Aug 2005, 0:58, archived)
# here you go
www.flickr.com/groups/b3tabashes/

tell everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Sun 21 Aug 2005, 13:13, archived)
# Every time I try and make a new event
I get this:

Fatal error: Call to undefined function: prep_link() in /var/www/b3ta.com/calendar/write.php on line 17
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 22 Aug 2005, 10:50, archived)
# sorry about that
was just updating the code for a couple of minutes. should be all good now.
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Mon 22 Aug 2005, 11:00, archived)
# excellent work robtoo
and what the fuck happened to you at burger king???
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 22 Aug 2005, 20:22, archived)
# was wondering the same thing
i (honestly) just bent down to retie a shoelace and lost you. hung around for a few minutes at the crossing hoping someone'd reappear then decided to get on the wrong tube home...
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Mon 22 Aug 2005, 23:10, archived)
# haha
we stood around for a few mins and then decided you'd buggered off! mr gimpson dissappeared mysteriously not long after, cracking night though :D
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 22 Aug 2005, 23:46, archived)
# Location
I suggest a "Location" field so that people can easily see which caleendar events are in London, say, or God help us, Hull.
(timewaster treemagnet, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 18:44, archived)
# 2nd
that suggestion. Hopefully the Merkin B3tans will get on board with this too and we'll get some stuff over our way.

(I'd take the lead but I'm way the bedoobers in the sticks and there probably isn't another B3tan within 200 miles!)
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 24 Aug 2005, 17:58, archived)
# it's coming along soonish
i just a. don't want to keep introducing yet-another-field for people to have to fill out, b. want to concentrate on non-british users a bit first, and c.
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:52, archived)
# I think it'd be quite good if in your profile it showed the places you were going to
or some such which events you may be partaking in.

although you get the stalker vibe coming from that
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Aug 2005, 12:50, archived)
# I think that's a great idea
stalkers will find you anyway, so don't worry about that
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 13:23, archived)
# already written :)
just haven't applied that patch yet (largely because i want to rework it because of the stalking thing. i have an idea how to work around that, though.)
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 18:23, archived)
# ?
is shit. wont let me post messages
(beast on toast has xpango=> http://www.xpango.com?ref=90520974, Wed 24 Aug 2005, 18:26, archived)
# !
i assume you managed to get it working? any suggestions on how to make it easier / more obvious what to do?
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 18:09, archived)
# no edit button?
the venue of an event I've posted has changed but I don't seem to be able to edit the post description.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 12:51, archived)
# just click 'Edit' like you would for any other post
and it should let you change the other fields. let me know if this doesn't work.
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 18:28, archived)
# You know it's true
Heil!
Angry Chimp
(angry chimp, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:15, archived)
# yeah but
its the wrong hand! ~nazi pedant~
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:23, archived)
# well bush doesnt know left from right
when he practices in the mirror it looks right to him
(I_am_B, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:25, archived)
# please stop racial stereotyping
(peewee13, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:14, archived)
# harro
thats great
(ErrorCarriedForward, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:16, archived)
# hoho!
Customer in chinese restaurant "Waiter! this chicken is rubery!"

Waiter: "why, thankoo velly much!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:18, archived)
#
Has the Jim Davidson competition ended?
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:20, archived)
# Sorry, I think he possessed me for a couple of seconds
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:21, archived)
#
...
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:22, archived)
# hahahahaha!
sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:24, archived)
# I saw some Japanese tourists on Wednesday...
...Wearing t-shirts that said "International clitics of law school"

If they were clitics, shouldn't it also have been a Raw School?
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:24, archived)
# Bellamy love butterfly. Butterfly pretty and nice. Bellamy must protect butterfly.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:09, archived)
# That's really rather disturbing sir

Edit: How rude! I mean to say 'Woo' also, just got distracted my the disturbing hypnotism of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:10, archived)
# hahahaha!
that's wather bwaw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:12, archived)
# After 'ning Duke!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:12, archived)
# Top of the day to you!
how be thee?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:15, archived)
# I be good!
I might start calling you doppelganger (when I learn to spell it). Would this upset you more than government regulations set out as acceptable?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:17, archived)
# doppelganger?
why this name?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:19, archived)
# D(uke) O(f) P(runes)
DOP

DOPpelganger

Um...you probably have to be me for this to make any more sense than that :/
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:23, archived)
# hoho!
If you want, I'll try not to cry though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:25, archived)
# More Bellamy.
MORE!
(diPPiE lyrical bitch of yo' dreams, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:14, archived)
# This
one is a woo. The last one was a panowie.
(I helped save b3ta! Bananiel, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:16, archived)
# heheh
top stuff as always.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:17, archived)
# these just get better and better
for some reason he reminds me of frankensteins monster... :)
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 14:30, archived)
# Apologies in advance


Its and Emo-u
(Abusive Eskimo - My post is here, at the bottom, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:06, archived)
# woo for...
ripping on emos emus . . .
woo for ripping!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:09, archived)
# Huzzah!
They appeared.
(MooCow_Byter, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:10, archived)
# If he burys his head
he's gonna find something he didnt want to find
(Abusive Eskimo - My post is here, at the bottom, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:12, archived)
# Hahah, this
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:13, archived)
# William and Mary Cunningham
is what he'll find

hmmm
(Abusive Eskimo - My post is here, at the bottom, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:15, archived)
# woo emo ripping for all the family
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

bit large and crapy but meh.
(Lil_john_pi, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:25, archived)
# Giggles like a ladyboy
I can talk really, i'm listening to opeths new albumn...

thats more gothic i spose, but i wear hawiaan shirts, so i can get away with anything
(Abusive Eskimo - My post is here, at the bottom, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:28, archived)
# you are still going to kill you wife for no apparent reason
(Lil_john_pi, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:31, archived)
# I'll just try to marry someone really irritating then
works...
(Abusive Eskimo - My post is here, at the bottom, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:33, archived)
# as long as you are happy to marry the crazy frog....
please kill it!
(Lil_john_pi, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:36, archived)
# Yeah, but it says i have to be the lady
and i'm not putting up with that from someone who lays eggs in a fucking pond
(Abusive Eskimo - My post is here, at the bottom, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:42, archived)
# good point
(Lil_john_pi, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:49, archived)
[challenge entry] pearoast
Fo the Comp. Fo Grizzle my Wibbler. Cheers.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:53, archived)
# But it's not comped?

Edit: There ya go!

Is most woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:54, archived)
# cheers
I was out catching hedgehogs late last night, still a bit dazzed...
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:58, archived)
# You're covered with washing powder?

(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:07, archived)
# His WHAT is covered with washing powder?

I find that it's best to double check your own post for mistakes before pedanting
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:09, archived)
# I wasn't trying to be pedantic
The image of someone hunting hedgehogs covered in washing powder amused me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:12, archived)
# Me too actually!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:13, archived)
# someone should shop it I reckon
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:16, archived)
# haha! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:56, archived)
# I'm having a great morning
This is helping lots
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:00, archived)
# hahahaha!
grand! chips!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:08, archived)
# mmmm oranges


[my website]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:52, archived)
# This makes me smile :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:52, archived)
# it's
tooo orangey for crows...
(prostheses, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:53, archived)
# I'll, be, your, dog!*


*n.b: not in anyway true
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:56, archived)
# just experienced
a rather weird iggy pop/kia ora crossover moment. definitely odd.
(prostheses, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:05, archived)
# yay :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:56, archived)
# One of them lil buggers actually bit me in a dream tonight

Got to stop spending my time here
(I helped save b3ta! Bananiel, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:54, archived)
# haha...now think of the torment I go through every night! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:57, archived)
# Sorry

But you did sign up for the full 12 months of S&M, and that old excuse about thinking it was onlince grocery shopping just isn't going to wash since you renewed
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:04, archived)
# *sniff*
but I can't sit down!!

*sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:05, archived)
#

Image Hosted by Annoying Frog
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:08, archived)
# ouch*
*thank you mistress

ouch*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:09, archived)
# What a happy snappy chappy...
wyh!
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:56, archived)
# And he looks so pleased to be there
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:05, archived)
# Top stuff
as usual
(I helped save b3ta! bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:34, archived)
# sorry about the roast but
I suppose today it's topical again

Apologies to Ms. Mowlam's family

(Kind of wish it wasn't)

Story here
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:39, archived)
# Watch out Claire!
woo to the pic again
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:43, archived)
# Cook 'falls' and breaks his neck, Mowlam 'falls' and goes into a terminal coma, Short 'falls' and . . . .






/woo to the pearoast - appropriate, as you say.
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:45, archived)
#
bites her lip, the cut gets gangrene, and her face falls off! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:49, archived)
# ...
yet somehow survives, deep in the belly of the sarlacc pit.
(Schming, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:49, archived)
# her sweaty armpits saved her
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:50, archived)
# All these suspicious accidents
are getting rather suspicious
(Abusive Eskimo - My post is here, at the bottom, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:46, archived)
# indeedy
but don't say it out loud or they'll be silencing you next :D
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:54, archived)
#
David Kelly's head should be on there as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:16, archived)
# Advertising that breaks the language barrier
(peewee13, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:37, archived)
# arf
/tis all
(site_history_log, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:41, archived)
# nice sourcepics
°)
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:41, archived)
# yes, I think her name translated means Peggy
NSFW unless you work in a S&M Dungeon!
(peewee13, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:47, archived)
# That is actually safe for my work
.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:50, archived)
# well I suppose
Jolly Johnny's Male Escort Service is quite a liberated workplace then.
(peewee13, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:53, archived)
# Is that was normally happens in Japan just after you've done your shopping?


/avoids Japan
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:50, archived)
# haha...use it or lose it
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:43, archived)
# move your feet
get fucked in your seat
(site_history_log, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:44, archived)
# class
boards on fire today
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:46, archived)
# haa
woo

(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:56, archived)
# hahahahaha
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:11, archived)
# ..

I came up with this by myself.
However, I have been accused of ripping someone else off who had a similar Rawhide idea (complete song lyrics) and who posted it on a chatboard some hours before mine. So credit to him for his quick mind and lyrics but sometimes it is possible for two people to have similar ideas.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:35, archived)
# *dribbles water*
fantastic!

(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:36, archived)
# yeeee haaaw...more beans?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:36, archived)
# parp!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:37, archived)
# *wafts hat*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:39, archived)
# Shouldn't that be..
.. 'wafts wig'??
(Felchman, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 16:23, archived)
# HAHHAHAHAAHAHA
That had me cackling, cackling I tells ya!!!!!
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:36, archived)
# Arf!
Woo Yay to that!
(puggs, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:37, archived)
# Hehehehe,
godrestersoul!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:37, archived)
# ARF!
That's wonderful!

(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:38, archived)
# Crikey
Your hummus just keeps increasing!

W/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:40, archived)
# Wagon wheels
I Fancy watching the blues brothers whilst eating wagon wheels now...
(site_history_log, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:40, archived)
# This shouldn't be funny
But it is...it just is
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:41, archived)
# I have just e-mailed that to all my friends.
Both of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:49, archived)
# You make me laugh and cry
in equal measure.

Now I have just inhaled snot.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:06, archived)
# Fucking Acetastic
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:19, archived)
# wonderful, simply put.
love it
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:42, archived)
# I love you.
/relurk
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 15:48, archived)
# haha
this is great
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 15:49, archived)
# The terrorists friend...
How about another line?
"She got the murderers released,before she got deceased..."
(chuffster, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 16:48, archived)
# *sigh*
There's always fucking one, isn't there....
(Tetsuo, Sat 20 Aug 2005, 12:00, archived)
# A trifle unfair...
So you think it`s cool to have someone who murdered a member of your family released within a year,eh?*sigh*
(chuffster, Sat 20 Aug 2005, 13:20, archived)
# oh my god
be honest, you thought of this ages ago didn't you? and at last you can release it to us mortals.

MUCH in the way of panowie.

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 19:37, archived)
# as ace as ever
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 21:23, archived)
# hmm
I don't know why I first thought that was a picture of Ricky Gervais..
(I helped save b3ta! Ryan T Who are the brain police?, Sun 21 Aug 2005, 16:54, archived)
# Poor
Jimmy doesn't stand a chance against their corporate muscle...

(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:31, archived)
# hahaha
Where is DTH today?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:32, archived)
# He
spends Fridays in the pub these days ;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:34, archived)
# Prague
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:34, archived)
# Playing chess I think

Czech mate
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:34, archived)
# Oh, plugging in
having spent a day on the phone getting my line connected I had a hearty snigger at that today:

Mujibar was trying to get into the UK legally through Immigration.
The Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except there is one more test. Unless you pass it you cannot enter the UK."
Mujibar said, "I am ready."
The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready"
The Officer said, "Go ahead."
Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, green...and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"
Mujibar now lives in a neighbourhood near you, and works at a BT helpdesk.

(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:33, archived)
# ah ah ah
i wished it could be translated in french
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:43, archived)
# Haw he haw he haw



there you go!
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:48, archived)
# bindun x million
no one in neighbourhoods near me works at BT help-desks...nahhhhhh
(gianthead, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:50, archived)
# ain't it the truth
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:33, archived)
# woo
woo to this ^^^
(I helped save b3ta! the_weird_beard, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:05, archived)
# hahaha!
every day I think "oh I fancy a coffee" and then remember I can buy an entire jar for less than a cup in these crappy coffee shops


was gonna repost my Tarbuck`s coffee, but it`s in me profile *sniff* 7 month average between frontpages :)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:33, archived)
# at least
you got frontpaged
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:44, archived)
# my dear sausagebird obsessed friend
I will make you a web site (called b8ta) and front page every picture you make!

.. that`ll be £4000

ta
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:51, archived)
# I'll take two!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:57, archived)
# tell 'em how it really is Tarby
it still makes me laugh seeing people pay so much for coffee.

The place I go to it costs 65p for a huge coffee, and Benjis opposite charges £1.50
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:35, archived)
# hahaha!

I'll have a double decaf with a twist
of lemon.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:35, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Nice one...
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:05, archived)
# hahaha!
I'd rather go there than Starshmucks
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:11, archived)
# one for the goatse-type logo archives
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:22, archived)
# When will they learn?
TJ:
I liked this:

www.negrospaceprogram.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:26, archived)
# sue purrrrrb!
(moff is where the love is the day my computer said.... Hello., Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:45, archived)
# Good Lord! Have the authorities been informed?!


Does anyone else think 'Hands and a circle do not a goatse make' should be added to the post page?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:30, archived)
# they not teh hands..
they little gavels (i.e. as in 'Toastmaster' uses dem)
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:31, archived)
# Like this?
(Freakish, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:32, archived)
# .
(peewee13, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:40, archived)
# yay!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:50, archived)
# hmmm tasty
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:20, archived)
# Thanks for that.
My keyboard is now covered in coffee!;)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:21, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:21, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:21, archived)
# Hahahahahahaahahahaha!
funnily enough, the company really might do down the pan
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:21, archived)
# I worked on the design of that product
Are you saying it's crap?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:22, archived)
# the design's not crap
it's the vomitous food that's bin-worthy
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:23, archived)
# I
make it a matter of principle never to buy anything that says vegetarian. Especially not "vegetarian chicken".
(Pseudonym, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:26, archived)
# Me too
most 'vegetarian' stuff is more highly processed than normal food.

And don't get me started on bloody organic veg.
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:28, archived)
# That's right!
I like my chicken breasts full of hormones, just the way nature intended... It's never done me any harm!

*caresses moobs gently*
(Pseudonym, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:32, archived)
# yes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:24, archived)
# you worked on Linda McCartney`s breasts
.. massaging them gently


mmm lesbians
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:27, archived)
# Until
I'm

Dead
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:28, archived)
# ohhhhhhhhhhhhhboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboy
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:30, archived)
# well that's my work out the window for the rest of the day
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:28, archived)
# You are a food designer?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:33, archived)
# No, not really
I was actually lying. I wonder if it is a compulsion?

I think what I really meant was 'I wish they'd employed someone actually ABLE to design' both for the taste and the packaging. I could have done better.

Hell even Rik could have done better.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:37, archived)
# That type of food really is revolting though
shredded cardboard and fat *shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:42, archived)
# I have nothing against vegetarian food
I eat a variety of stuff and some of it is packaged as 'vegetarian', some is actually nice. But stuff like this is sacrificing taste for the cause and I don't understand why, there is plenty of stuff you can do without using meat products- it's only hurting the image to keep releasing vile concoctions like these meals
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:45, archived)
# you love it


UNTIL I`M DEAD
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:45, archived)
# You're just jealous of my animated autograph you cad
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:46, archived)
# amn`t!

/is a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:52, archived)
# Hahahaha wyh
What's got three legs and lives on a farm in Scotland?
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:22, archived)
# i dont know
What has got three legs and lives on a farm in Scotland?
(Zaza, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:24, archived)
# A cow that lost one of its legs in a farming accident?

Or a farmer that gained a suspiciously bovine looking one in a similar yet allegedy unlinked farming accident?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:24, archived)
# Mr and Mrs Mills
the money grabbing Twunts?
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:26, archived)
# money grabbing twunts?
they earned their money - even Linda had her own career (this does not count "backing singer for Wings" which she did as a favour to John Lennon in order to sabotage Paul`s career)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:28, archived)
# This was directed more at the lovely Ms Mills
than poor old Paul.

How she ever won her case I'll never know

actually lots of money = good lawyers = huge payout
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:32, archived)
# ooh what case was this?
did she sue car companies for discrimination in not providing a single multi-function pedal in manual gear cars?

/the world`s going nuts..
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:38, archived)
# No 1993 after walking out in front of a Police motorbike
from between parked cars, while on her mobile.

Apparently a former 'swimwear' model she used it to raise (read HER) profile of amputations caused by landmines in the former Yugoslavia.

The policeman will never work again, and got bugger all. Nice that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:43, archived)
# hahaha
I don`t like her much.. she`ll never be Linda
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:48, archived)
# go to Heathermills.org
even her own site can't agree on what she's supposed to have been or done
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:57, archived)
# The McCartneys?
Ho ho ho.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:27, archived)
# yuk
I have a wet head
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:27, archived)
# Cooooorrect!
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:32, archived)
# Paul McCartney and his current one legged bint
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:27, archived)
# poor poor Linda
oh lovely Linda
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:29, archived)
# I shall send that link home for my future entertainment
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:30, archived)
# I assume it's Lord & Lady McCartney
But how do they smell? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:27, archived)
# Awful!
Alaska....

/standard response #879
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:31, archived)
# jamaica?
nnnghhhh
(UTB, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:43, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Woo! Funny!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:22, archived)
# ex
cellent
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:23, archived)
# hahaha!
good plan. took me a mintue though, it looks perfectly normal if your not thinking about it.
(Zaza, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:23, archived)
# hahahaha!
*runs off to get tea to spit over keyboard*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:24, archived)
# vegetarian chicken eh?

I like Linda Daddy Mac (`ll make ya.. JUMP JUMP) grub
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:24, archived)
# Faaaaantastic
That's a keeper...
(declan_m, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:25, archived)
# *sniggers*
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:25, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:27, archived)
# Hahahaha,
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:32, archived)
# haha, nicely done


am vegetarian, but still find this funny
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:32, archived)
# a vegetarian with a sense of humour? whatever next!
ohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboy
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:34, archived)
# How rude of me
I reply to others and not say how Woo the pic is
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:32, archived)
# Ha ha!
Genuine "LOL"
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:45, archived)
# wonderful
but tragic it took me a mo (not mowlam) to spot it
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:45, archived)
# ultrafunny
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:45, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
(peewee13, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:49, archived)
# best "WOO" ever
official
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Fri 19 Aug 2005, 19:23, archived)
# Sorry, you'll have to make your own noise.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:18, archived)
# nice
one
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:20, archived)
# thought it
was one of yours at first!
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:21, archived)
# I wish
I could sustain that level of hummus!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:22, archived)
# ooh
good one
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:20, archived)
# hahaha!

Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:20, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:25, archived)
# hehe
woo and a righteous yay
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:20, archived)
# have
yourself a woo and a yay.

and perhaps a hoopla to boot

(declan_m, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:21, archived)
# Woo Yay!
it also means that all the witnesses that spoke to the papers were lying.......?
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:25, archived)
# I was wondering about that..
The main witness claimed that the guy sprinted onto the train hotly pursued by SO19, when it turns out he got on quite calmly and was only acosted when the train started moving.. what was that all about?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:27, archived)
# And you'd have thought that
at least one of the supposedly trained surveillance officers might have mentioned that he wasn't wearing a padded jacket, didn't vault the barrier and wasn't running away when they shot him...

Apart from that - obviously no cover-up.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:30, archived)
# Meh
Eyewitnesses almost certainly were describing seeing the SO19 guys running in to the station (and grappling a fellow officer if you read the transcripts).
(phyphor, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 14:25, archived)
# no
it means that they were just as frightened and as anxious as the police

wyh pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:28, archived)
# funny the witnesses haven`t been seen or heard of since in the media
.. gagging?

"no, it`s just the way I walk"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:30, archived)
# we'll never know
this months Fortean Times has a list of all the theories about 7/7 already goin' round. It'll only get worse.

How long before they claim the 'leaked' photo was shopped?
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:38, archived)
# They haven't tried
'He fell down the stairs' yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:39, archived)
# Given that...
...the evil coppers shot some random guy in front of them (allegedly) I'm not surprised they're keeping quiet. Otherwise they'll get some of the same!

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:38, archived)
# hahaha top sick fluff!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:49, archived)
# nah.
i've got cops in the family. the most unreliable evidence in the world is eyewitness testimony -- people are horrid at truthfully relating what they've seen and heard. some are liars, some are mistaken, but almost all are utterly wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 23:43, archived)
# oh I like that very much indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:25, archived)
# Until
I'm

Dead
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:26, archived)
# feeeeeeel the lovvvvvvvve
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:31, archived)
# you forgot to add
he jumped the turnstile without a ticket,

big woot tho, v v v good

/edit
and a shameless repost as we're on the subject of game shows
(I_am_B, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:33, archived)
# very good
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:33, archived)
# Cor
That's a bit good... WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:37, archived)
# Thanks
but I'm probably on Ian Blair's hit list now.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:40, archived)
# today`s the police database link-up day too
of both convicted criminals and people who`ve had allegations made against them

.. I wonder what constitutes an allegation these days..

"we think he was involved in smearing the good name of the police"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:50, archived)
# Haha
Top
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 13:39, archived)
# Excellent!
(beerathon, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 14:14, archived)
# Spantabulous.
I just made that word up.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 19 Aug 2005, 16:59, archived)
# The sound effect...
The FF sound effect
(I helped save b3ta! geekchic, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 18:50, archived)
# Cocking ace!
and other congratulatory sentiments.
(I helped save b3ta! binnster, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 19:45, archived)
# well done, huzzah, and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 23:40, archived)
# excellent stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 20 Aug 2005, 2:15, archived)
# THATS A.C.E!!
A. CREDIT. to England!!
(unkle77 Click sig for totally ambient tunes!, Sat 20 Aug 2005, 10:25, archived)
# Dedicated to some youths we all know.......
.

.

(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:13, archived)
# but there's no Breezer, no hoop earings
and no fake burberry
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:16, archived)
# i think
he missed the shark and bridge too.
(Zaza, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:20, archived)
# but still would
the guy in the advert must be a gayer
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:22, archived)
# thats ridicalus!
i simply proceed to pick up fag but and roll the baccy into a new fag.

woo.
(Zaza, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:17, archived)
# Bless her, poor Emo Mowlam.

Good Morning everyone. Also, seams? Where?!!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:04, archived)
# Ha, she looks like a duplo lady
woo

and poor Mo :(
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:05, archived)
# duplo is the shizzle
also, woo.
(Zaza, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:06, archived)
# Nice! See also:
www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/findingemo2.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:05, archived)
# Haha - oh dear.
Very well done!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:06, archived)
# If there were no seams then the whole world would be one big icky mass of confusion

Look into your heart, you know it to be true

Woo ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:06, archived)
# haha woo
'ning lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:07, archived)
# Good Morning You!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:08, archived)
# poor old Mo
President Blairs evil plan is almost complete
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:08, archived)
# aaaaw I liked her...poor Mo :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:09, archived)
# She seemed a stoich lady, and I admire her muchly for that.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:10, archived)
# everytime I've seen her on a talk show she was very funny
and didn't take any shit. :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:13, archived)
# Aaah bless.
R.I.P. Mo.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:17, archived)
# She was good.
She once called Nick Hancock a fat bastard when she was on Room 101.
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:24, archived)
# god she can talk..
the fat baldy bitch!

(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:26, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Woo

/shelves similar idea
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:04, archived)
# That'll be in the Daily Mail tomorrow morning
you mark my words.....
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:06, archived)
#
That'll be in the Daily Mail tomorrow morning

there you go
(checkers, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:09, archived)
# looks like I failed again
:(
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:10, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha

wyh
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:07, archived)
# Super Duper!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:11, archived)
# That's so like him - Tory Bland.
Woo to you!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:14, archived)
# haha!
fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:16, archived)
# as ace as ever
top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 20 Aug 2005, 2:16, archived)
# The worm tug of war
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:51, archived)
# hahahaha
Woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! homonk, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:53, archived)
# PLACE YOUR BETS!
my money's on the one on the left
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:00, archived)
# Nah...
The one on the right has more weight behind it.
(Pseudonym, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:04, archived)
# hehe, great !
reminds me of that :
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:33, archived)

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