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# :)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:32, archived)
# stolen from Bottom
but woo anyway
and no, it wont hurt
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Bottom? Really?
I thought i's seen most of Bottom but don't recall that. I knew I'd heard it somewhere before though.... :)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Changing the subject somewhat
I bet you've all got smashing blouses on.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Erm.....
no...I have on a small bright yellow halter, with denim hotpants.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:38, archived)
# pictures please
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:39, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
NEVAR call Benny's bluff . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:40, archived)
# I don't care
DO IT!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:43, archived)
# OH SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Heheh
yeah in case you didn't recognise it that's a Bottom quote too.
YOU'VE NEVER ACTUALLY FUCKING SEEN IT HAVE YOU
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Hotel Splendido Marvelloso
"do you have a reservation"
"yes, I'm not sure we're going to get away with this" - Eddie Hitler
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Ahh....
not got round to seeing that yet.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:38, archived)
# it's called "finger" if that's any help
the only Bottom my missus actually enjoys, so it must be good
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:40, archived)
# The episode set in wolverhampton!
/from wolverhampton blog
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:38, archived)
# hahahaa
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Are you flexible?
Well I can't do Tuesdays


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Hahahaha
Load of pork in the sea today....
it was a bit choppy...
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:35, archived)
# yeah, she fitted her own contraceptive coil . . .
she fitted her own contraceptive coil . . .she's expecting a baby in the Spring . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
# I spent the morning helping a friend install a skylight
it looks awesome - the people in the flat upstairs fucking hate it though......
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Our teacher always struggled to keep discipline in the classroom
it was easier from the back of the room but she couldn't write on the board from there . . . she never solved the problem not by a long chalk


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:39, archived)
# He tried to warm up by building a fire in his canoe, but it burned and sank
Proving you can't have your kayak and heat it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:42, archived)
# My grandad always wanted to commit suicide by jumping under a steam train.
When I bought him a ticket to the Bluebell Steam Railway he was chuffed to bits
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:42, archived)
# and then the ice-cream man
topped himself


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:52, archived)
# this thread should be taken outside and shot
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:56, archived)
# pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Chilly today, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:32, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:32, archived)
# hahahaWHAT?
*blinks, rubs eyes*
WHAT?

EDIT: ocrap, done it again...

pass this post up one please barry, ta
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:33, archived)
# will do old chap
*passes*
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Cor - thats ace!
Why cant star trek aliens look like that instead of a human with bits of rubber glued to their forehead??
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:40, archived)
# has anyone seen my flaming shithammer?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:33, archived)
# hahahaha!
That's both terrifying and yet strangely erotic!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:34, archived)
# ooh that ace!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:34, archived)
# NSFM
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Hahahaha
put some clothes on silly
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Would
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Fascinating!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Bizarre and slightly ewwwww...
*clicks anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
# sexellent as always.
GAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
# i like that!
i likwe that alot
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:37, archived)
# what the fudge?!
HA
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Cor! That's brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Goodness!
*pokes elechey-brayne*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:40, archived)
# haha oh YES!
very woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Crikey.
Best lay off the meths m'dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Tender young shoots.....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Dude... seriously, too many shrooms man.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:31, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Hey
I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:17, archived)
# that's very nice
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:33, archived)
# shrrrrooooooooooooooooooooooooom
i like this
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:33, archived)
# hehehe
woo! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:34, archived)
# BOOM!
I love you! I love everyone today


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:35, archived)
# That'll be the gin..... :)
*ensnuggles*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Vroom...
The special event we all wait for.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
# ham sandwich, anyone?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Nom Nom Nom

* I love pink hair-drier sandwiches
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:27, archived)
# It's phrases like this that remind me why B3ta's so revered.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:28, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:29, archived)
# I'm sure that's a euphemism for something
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:31, archived)
# :(
*disapproves*


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:33, archived)
# careful it's pure peppa pig
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Oh dear!

De-Ris
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:17, archived)
# carol thatcher, child snatcher
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:20, archived)
# hahahah I just read that
Ban her from everything now!
Hopefully this will put an end to her stupid face appearing in the media for some time
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:21, archived)
# although in her defence,
she thinks her brother is a cunt.
And he is.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:25, archived)
# So is her mother
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:26, archived)
# So was her father.
So is she.
Is anyone seeing a pattern here?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:27, archived)
# oh yeah
they should change their name by deed poll.
Margaret Cunt
Mark Cunt
Carol Cunt
Dennis Cunt

works for me.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Are you related?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:32, archived)
# yes, to my mum
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:33, archived)
# we should all complain to the daily mail!
Ban this woman from our shores etc
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:25, archived)
# She never intended any racist remark.
She just wants to call a spade a spade.

As it were.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:27, archived)
# pfft
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:32, archived)
# i don't see what the fuss is about...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:28, archived)
# BURN THE BBC !!!
KILL THEM WITH FIRE !!!
(swank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:29, archived)
# im sorry i havnt got time for the 'aul bit of racism,its just,
when i come home i just like to put my feet up and have a cup of tea
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Haha
WUT?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:43, archived)
# I think he said
im sorry i havnt got time for the 'aul bit of racism,its just,
when i come home i just like to put my feet up and have a cup of tea
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:54, archived)
# what a dislikable, mottled old shagbag
was never a fan, she sounds like she's got the attitude that should have died out with the colonial settlers from hundreds of years ago.

'you there, um bongo - go get me a cup of tea will you?'
/brigstocke
(fancyplants slippery, like an owl, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:58, archived)
# She is a cunt
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:14, archived)
# MasterChef, Eggy Soldiers Edition
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Hahahaha
Wallace looks ace!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
You haven't changed Greg much!

COOKING DAHHHHN'T GET TUFFAHHHHHHHHHHHH!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
# STOP SHOUTING I KNOW THEY'VE GOT A GREAT NATURAL PALLET BUT ARE LET DOWN ON PRESENTATION
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:11, archived)
# YOU'VE ADDED ONE TOO MANY FLAVOURS
YOU COULD HAVE DONE WITH TWO LESS INGREDIENTS ON THE PLATE.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:13, archived)
# AND NO-ONE CAN EVER COOK FISH!
IT'S EITHER OVERCOOKED OR UNDERCOOKED!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Give wallace some pudding and you usually win the big fat fatty
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:14, archived)
# sticky puddings = win
fusion cooking = fail
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Haha
I love the ridiculous terms they give to the cooks
Fusion cook john
Expermental chef joan
vegan cook paul
Pub landlord steve
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:19, archived)
# You've lost me on the puddings
but I'm with you on the fusion cooking.
"Let's take some half-assed ideas I've got about Indian food and plop some dodgy curry on top of some of this dodgy lasagne I made earlier."
ACTUALLY NO LET'S FUCKING NOT.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:22, archived)
# this - pretentious buggers
John is using a flamethrower to burn his initials into a lamb-shank.

"I'm a fusion cook. My style is a blend of extreme heat and this lamb shank".
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:27, archived)
# lamb shank = rhyming slang


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Lamb shank = rather dank
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:37, archived)
# SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT
THERES NO DOUBTING THEIR ABILITY BUT CAN THEY HANDLE THE PRESSURE, THIS IS MASTERCHEF!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:14, archived)
# THESE ARE SOME OF THE BEST
COOKS TO EVER APPEAR IN THE MASTERCHEF KITCHEN!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:16, archived)
# BUT WHO CAN PULL OFF THAT ONE PERFECT PLATE OF FOOD
THAT WILL GET THEM INTO THE SEMI-FINAL
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:20, archived)
# *UNSUBTLE MILD PERIL LOW BASS SOUND EFFECT*
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Mrs Vagabond loves Masterchef.
And - claims to lame here - her friend's husband is the sound engineer on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:18, archived)
# NICE PLATE OF FOOD!!!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Hahahaha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
# hahaha
soupherb!
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Might as well stick with the recurring theme . . .
(FedSki reserves the right to reserve judgement., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:02, archived)
# The old Jedi Mind trick
"You will go across the street and get me some orange sherberrrt"
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)
# pfffffft
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:05, archived)
# You did not mean to say 'pfffffft'.
"I did not mean to say pfffffft" - barryheadwound.
(FedSki reserves the right to reserve judgement., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Noons, how are y'all today?
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:01, archived)
# unmotivated to revise
Why is there the tardis bottom right?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)
# It was on the sauce.
I spent a while trying to remove it, but gave up.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Done
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Cheers.
I did it myself and kept it a jpeg. I spent far too long on this :(
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Hahaha
Aww :(
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:37, archived)
# and your tits!
Completly tits!

* Office lol all over the place!

EDIT: Can we have a "I fuckin lov this post" button?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:38, archived)
# STOMPIN AND SHOUTIN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Rarrrr!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:49, archived)
# RARRRR
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:51, archived)
# BLAAAAAAAAARRB!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Tidyup!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:57, archived)
# stop that
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)
# I <3 BLAAAAARRRRRBs
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:02, archived)
# This one has added bdbdbdbdbdbdbdbdbdbdrrrbdbdbdbdbdbdbrrr


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)
# suggestions is over there ----------------------------------------------------------------->
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Thanks...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:50, archived)
# No problem :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Ok
I f*cking lov this post.

Please add to your b3ta.com toolbar (Firefox only).
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Oh you swine.
I was on the phone and my guard was down...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# ^ Wanker!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# the purple link
is all I need to see
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# ?

purple link magenta cock
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Ohhh you rotter!
...caught me while I was pretending to work...
.
(Audioduck So, can I haz fucking Cheezburgers or not?, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:04, archived)
# A full terms lunchtime detentions.....
But still so worth it :)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:38, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Kids, eh? Tsk.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:42, archived)
# arf
/cold, draughty, open plan office lol
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:43, archived)
# slight smile
/large open plan studio with air con, that's not switched on, feeling rather cold
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Hahahaha!
When I said 'too long . . .'


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:48, archived)
# oh
fuck yes!
hahahaha
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:50, archived)
# haha
very nice abstract noun :D
*click
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:51, archived)
# *clicks*
Excellent!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)
# :D
Gets a bit bad when the teachers have to write the schoolbooks themselves...
(fancyplants slippery, like an owl, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)
# hahahaha
would!
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:18, archived)
# winner!!!
clicks and clicks
(I helped save b3ta! harribobs invented christmas on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:07, archived)
# hahaha
I missed you
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:33, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:20, archived)
# LOLZ
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:22, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 6:00, archived)
# Hahahaha!
We've all been in hat situation :)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Ready the SpangJet!

My first post, and my first animated gif.

Edit: oh ffs, google isnt much good at hosting is it? Sorry about this.
Edit2: b3tards to the rescue!
(fancyplants slippery, like an owl, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Might want to check the link to your image, my fine fellow
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Arses!
I linked to my image on picasa, and it worked at the start...

I'm guessing that they only allow a direct link for a bit.
(fancyplants slippery, like an owl, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Nah
it was cached on your browser.

Use the b3ta image host - see the FAQ
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:38, archived)
# sorted, thanks for the suggestion
but I now hate google for its wanky way of doing things.
(fancyplants slippery, like an owl, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:40, archived)
# No worries, amigo,
you're all sorted now.
So, make yourself comfy and prepare to be SPANGED!

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Congratulations!
Your first red-ex...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:31, archived)
# ow do sir
How goes?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:33, archived)
# I'm so busy!
I can't relax...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:51, archived)
# It's all Xs to me
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:31, archived)
# It's tuesday allready?!
(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Bad luck
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:32, archived)
# haha
very good :)
(fancyplants slippery, like an owl, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:50, archived)
# That reminds me of my X.
EDIT: Gaah! Great minds and all that - one of my first puns, I believe:

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:31, archived)
# ...and the same hearth to boot.
O hai popular hearth
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:39, archived)
# hehehe...
that's one a bit out of the ordinary, eh?

'popular hearth'

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:41, archived)
# doh!
I even skipped a load of hearth pics before I came to this one!
(fancyplants slippery, like an owl, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:41, archived)
# yeah
so did he!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Mr The Hat!
*worships*
(fancyplants slippery, like an owl, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:51, archived)
# *blinks*
now now . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:57, archived)
# i copied and pasted the image address :)
you do deserve a good spanging
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:32, archived)
# This!
A spang and a woo.
And remember that you can host images on B3ta itself- when posting a new message click Switch To Image Mode.
If you don't want to start a new thread, copy the code and Edit it in to a post or paste it in to a Reply. Job done!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:36, archived)
# ^ Wanker!

EDIT: animated?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:33, archived)
# it is animated,
but when I use the google linking it decides to convert it to a titting jpeg!
Hopefully all sorted now.
(fancyplants slippery, like an owl, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Thank you n00bie...
and wecome to b3ta.

* Pull up a Gruntfuttock and shop a Vagabond!

* Sorry I called you a wanker
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:53, archived)
# thanks
I've seen a lot of newbies come and go on tuesdays of old, my redex must have just looked like yet another clueless git wasting threads.
(fancyplants slippery, like an owl, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)
# You got it in one mate!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:00, archived)
# haha that is truely spangworthy
welcome etc... :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:33, archived)
# animated gif?
Coming up as a png here.

Might want to give www.b3tards.com a whirl, or try the built-in uploader.

EDIT \o/ Hooray! A triumph of persistence!!

Welcome to b3ta. Pull up a chair, shop a kitten, you'll never leave.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:38, archived)
# *wipes tear*
Thanks all for the welcome. It was a bit of a wobbly start but I think this'll be fun.
(fancyplants slippery, like an owl, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Well done you! and welcome!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:46, archived)
# maybe...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Ahhhh . . . .
the 11''


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:48, archived)
# I can't be sure...
but I think at the time of making that pic, I actually researched the Le Creuset website to make sure that the 11" was indeed the most powerful pan in the world.

Might just double check...

EDIT - OK they're metric, but pretty much on the nose www.lecreuset.co.uk/Product-Range-uk/Cast-Iron/Frying-Pans/
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:50, archived)
# 'course they're metric
bloody French! They only use centimetres to make their nobs sound longer!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)
# deja vu, eh - Dave?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:51, archived)
# :D
Well done, that man....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:48, archived)
# What does he look like?


Fully endorsed by XLVII. I did this for a greeting card (hopefully it gets picked for printing).
Vote here! (dutch, but just rate it using the star-thingie)
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Hahaha
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:10, archived)
# what have you done to his mouth
looks well weird
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:11, archived)
# hahahaha
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:11, archived)
# click
funny
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Funny
but Bindun
(Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:13, archived)
# hahaha
but shirley Ive seen this before?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:14, archived)
# I thought this too, Ashley.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:16, archived)
# me too.
it's all a bit deja vu, plus I'm an old fart and don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:17, archived)
# I've seen at least two variations of it before
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:27, archived)
# .
definitely been done. i had it as my facebook pic for a while
(I helped save b3ta! Kingtoke was shit at life on, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 1:01, archived)
# Seen Pulp fiction?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:37, archived)
# yes.
but I have no idea what all those faces are supposed to mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:43, archived)
# This just fell through my window sawell
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:21, archived)
# he looks cold
Maybe try him with a nice hot cup of tea...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:25, archived)
# I did have one...
But I just finsihed it and the kettle is all the way downstairs...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:27, archived)
# as noted above, XLVII bindunned it
www.b3ta.com/search/board/everyone/best
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:27, archived)
# and when you click on that thead
you see it had bindun before that as well
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Wow!
Is that the best of all tiem?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Hehehe
Very good.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Where's all the white woman at !

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:27, archived)
# STOMPIN AND SHOUTIN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:43, archived)
# wasn't the same joke
FP'd?
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Yes, here
www.b3ta.com/board/8711872
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:35, archived)
# And before that..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixJZevHiE0A&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 1:06, archived)
# thats absolutely fucking marvellous
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Nice
But bindun
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Hahaha
Quality
(Piav86 I'm just browsing!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:48, archived)
# *laughs out loud in classroom*
clicks
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:49, archived)
# guess who has changed its pictures since I was a nipper...
I dont like change!
*trails off*
(fancyplants slippery, like an owl, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Woo, and indeed, yay!
Congrats on FP, dude!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 23:36, archived)
# fuck
yeah, I 'lolled' :D
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Haha.
Love it
(I helped save b3ta! dazzyboy, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 1:23, archived)
# Where I used to work
some friends and I played a game called Guess Whom, where instead of asking questions like "Does he have a moustache?" all questions had to be based on percieved psychological flaws, such as "Is he likely to blame all his failings in life on his parents?"

Good show!
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 2:26, archived)
#
Is this the first time the exact same joke, and almost the exact same execution have both been FP'd?
(I helped save b3ta! bobmitch - 2 : Electric Boogaloo, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 7:47, archived)
# :D
Yay!

Congrats sir.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:39, archived)
# this pic exudes awesomeness!
clicks
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)
# voted
very good!
(NeoNcP oh yea, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:38, archived)
# ta for the vote!
looks like more people did that, as I average on 5 or so votes, and this time got to 100+

THANK YOU B3TA
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Hahaha
This is fantastic!
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 0:30, archived)
# most productive 4 hours of my life
I love turtles

(savman, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:05, archived)
# I can see you love turtles
*calls RSPCA*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Check your gaz!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:09, archived)
# you bastard
money should be for scottish spca
:P
(Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:14, archived)
# ... you look like you love turtles...
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:06, archived)
# pack!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:09, archived)
# alright, alright. I'm going.
Goodbye b3ta, I will miss you terribly :(
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:11, archived)
# bye bye bucket
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Fucking brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:06, archived)
# ?
Brilliant Turtles
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:10, archived)
# thats lovely
i made a snow rabbit yesterday :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Best of all the chelonians
Top work!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:07, archived)
# why did you build her so far away from the sea!?!?!
*worries*
(duketh, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:08, archived)
# It is clearly a He
tho i am easy
(savman, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Loffley.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:08, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:09, archived)
# wow!
top work
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Cor! Thats brill! I like the tear/ ghostly derek acORBa
I tried to make a schneemon today, but failed. The snow was so soft and powdery, it just kept breaking up. So much for trying to re-live my childhood.

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:12, archived)
# That's
grand!

(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:12, archived)
# ...
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:14, archived)
# I see no difference..
oh my mistake, theres less snow?
(savman, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:16, archived)
# hahaha
wondered how long itd take till someone made this
(Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:16, archived)
# I'm such a whore :(
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Oh my fucking god thats ace!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:14, archived)
# That's bloody excelent.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:15, archived)
# that is an excellent turtle
i hope theres enough snow left when i go out and attempt to make something.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Holy Christ
That most certainly pisses all over the "teapot" the BBC spent 2 hours making this morning!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Brillian
edit: t

edit2: needs more discworld :D

(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Hatstand!
(Melmite This is a MUMORPUGUH!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:38, archived)
# that's ace
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:39, archived)
# I'm wanking in your hair
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:05, archived)
# TOAS?
*text on a snowman*
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:11, archived)
# and eyebrows!
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Uncannyness
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:03, archived)
# christ.... i thought his hands were deformed
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:04, archived)
# \m/ \m/
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Who the fuck is Keifer Sutherland?
You mean Jack Bauer
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:06, archived)
# No you're thinking of James Bond.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Hell yeah
www.johnallen007.com/
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:10, archived)
# ^ needs more horrific death at the hands of murderous psychopath
and a promise never ever to make another film. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:19, archived)
# I'm dreaming of a white christmas
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
# hahahaha


/Coat
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:49, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)
# SNOWS!!!!
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7865416.stm

as i said before we got shit all snow. booo.
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Did it snow recently or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:53, archived)
# No, never, it never snows ever
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:56, archived)
# its actually an optical illusion
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:00, archived)
# 'Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
# That's wrong in all sorts of ways
but I still laughed
(Yorkshire Soul Glasscock rocks, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Benny, is that you . . .
is that you . . .oh yes yes it is . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Hullo Mr T Hat!
It's been a while..... :)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# too long . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:45, archived)
# that's a matter of opinion
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Fnaar Fnaar!
Chortle Chortle!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:56, archived)
# oh my word...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Hahahaha
Best laugh all day
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:15, archived)
# a disgusted, sleaze filled frying pan in the face for you.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:41, archived)
# haha, doctors
tj: eek, something has borked on cr3static.com
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Haha oh dear...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:46, archived)
# or two?
dirty boy BHLC
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:46, archived)
# two
cocks?
Dirty girl...
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)
# you're a very bad man, aren't you :)
also www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=4632991n
enjoy
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Hahahaha!
That looks awesome, dude - when are we going?
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)
# imagine the leching you could do there while you eat your filthy joy burger
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Dude, seriously....
I came twice just watching the video.

And that was BEFORE the 'nurses' showed up...
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:59, archived)
# no diet coke, no filter cigarettes, burgers deep fried in lard and attractive young women who contactually obliged to let men leer at them
i think our families and all who care about us are lucky we don't have access to that diner
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:30, archived)
# My Birthday will be remembered as a day of deep, deep snow


*slight edit* - cheers to the wonderful Barbarossa for the inspiration
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Happy Birthday for yesterday, you old fart
you old fart

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Heh
Love the tagline.
(MattDP (Squiggle), Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# 3rd.
But woo!

It were proper grown-up snow, though - I think the chaos was relatively justified.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# did it not snow yesterday?
*edit* and yes it was. Proper real snow
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# lovely and sunny today
walking about with the sleeves rolled up

pleasant day indeed
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# I think he knows when his birthday is
you illiterate bugger!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# yesterday was the third you fool!!!
mwhahahaaha :P
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:21, archived)
# bloody time travelling australian physicsistsitsits!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:23, archived)
# *air of superiority*
I, cur, am a mathematician.

:P
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)
# excellent
you serve even less purpose outside of a theoretical mindscape.

:P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:31, archived)
# there should be more mathematical supervillains
then people might show SOME BLOODY RESPECT

*strikes with Cauchy sequence*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# I release
"the bad hygene bomb"

you need a supervillainy name though..

my old house mate wouldof had one but his family dropped part of the name...

He could of been Sam Von Doehren.

add a Dr. in front of that and you have a recipe for attempted world domination.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)
# one of my mates who's started a phd in physics is an Afghan
and consequently has an Islamic, Arabic and Persian influenced name.

he's gunna be a corker of a supervillan.

me, i'd just sound like i was general practitioner from little town in northern scotland.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
# COULD HAVE COULD HAVE COULD HAVE COULD HAVE
also that is a bloody good name. the best name i've encountered "Ash Beerepoot"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
# screw you and you're puny grammar
a piss in your language chips.

he's going to reinstate the Von soon.. I have pestered him enough now.

I'm going to get a nemesis! yay!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# May I, in that case, proffer this name for your perusal:
The Very Reverend Ignatius Niblung Goosecreature
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# is that a real name?
actually forget the last one. i forgot one of my best mates', Hereward Genghis David Feldwick. how the fuck did i forget that?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:44, archived)
# One of the people who went to our school was called Adam Horse Crentswee.
*Top trumps*
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:45, archived)
# is that a double barrelled name or a middle name?
i had a percival smythe at my school
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Middle name.
God knows why he told anyone.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:49, archived)
# did you ever meet his parents?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)
# careful practice?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:45, archived)
# I know a couple whose child is called "Xeno McCay", that's pretty good.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Well, real in the sense that it was a character on Round The Horne.
Other examples include:

Dame Sweeney Eggblast, the Clacton Dripping Heiress;
Mssrs Cattermole, Mousehabit, Neepthye and Trusspot, Solicitors;
Brigadier Edith Gormenstrop (Mrs);
Loomis Grousefavour;
Sherpa Gutbucket and the Electric Druids

not forgetting:

Ludmilla Dogtrouser, the singing nun
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:51, archived)
# i thought as much
"i've got a black belt of the second dan"
"you mean...?"
"yes, i'm dan dan the karate man"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)
# i think the goon show had better names:
Hercules Grytpype-Thynne

(Baabaaaaababadabooooooombadadabombeboom!)
Major Dennis Bloodnock

Neddie Seagoon
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)
# the pink oboe
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)
# don't worry
it's ok to be wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Goosecreature is a fabulous last name
I need to be become a doctor..

then I could be Dr. Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee






tt
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:44, archived)
# *submits this to Eon Productions as the treatment for the next Bond film*
* Solaces, albeit just a Quantum*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
# careful, he'll destroy us by assuming that we're all 3 identical spheres on a frictionless plane or something
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:34, archived)
# another bloody physicists approach!
truth be told, i'm in the sortof grey area which is applied maths/theoretical physics.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)
# but can you make WMD's?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
# like i'd admit it...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# well, it's just that I got this pile of cobalt and I just need to wrap it around something
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:44, archived)
# weapons of multiple denominations
*as closest to maths I could bring it*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:43, archived)
# pfffffffffffffffffffffffffft
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:51, archived)
# I can understand maths.. but I refused to see the point
in doing long division with algebra.

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)
# I do long division with transistors
the way god intended us to do it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
# polynomal division is useful!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:41, archived)
# :D
bless your socks.

of course it is.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# god damn i edited to a miss spelling :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)
# *slaps*
BE CALM!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:23, archived)
# hahahaha
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)
# hahah
and snowy birthday for the day-before-yesterday's tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Heh heh!
It's pretty much all gone here. It rained last night and washed most of the snow away. The sun's out in fact.
*basks*
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# our 6 inches worth is slowly sliding off the Conservatory roof
I predict Avalanche...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Some slid off our roof last night while I was out putting rubbish
in the bin. Scared the crap out of me, it did.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# i took an ace photo of roof slip this morning
it's kind of slid off the roof by about 8 inches, but is frozen in place, like a large curtain of snow ice
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Get it on Flickr
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)
# thirty five isn't old.
meanwhile melbourne has a different story.

melbourne broke in the heat a couple of days ago. there is was, lying on it's back in victoria, it's legs still twitching. woe is melbourne.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# my aussie boss said back home in adelaide yesterday it was 45
fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)
# like the 8th day above 40 in a row too
western sydney is set for 42 on Saturday. so it will probably break about 39ish where i am

edit: far too many likes there for my liking. I sound like a Californian pot head.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Urgh, australia sounds horrible.

Summer here is bad enough, the stupid sunny sweaty bastard. More snow little earth. MORE SNOW!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# someone was saying they visited oz in our winter
and found it to be like the british summer...

it's quite nice in the right places.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:33, archived)
# two of the aussie birds i work with well off their tits with excitement yesterday. having never seen snow before
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:37, archived)
# thing is i live the blue mountains
couple of hours out of sydney (unfortunately)

i have pics of snow men i made in my front yard.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
# ^this.
I went in March. It was high 20s. Then on the radio it said it was the last day of summer. Next day it pissed down and dropped about 10 degrees :)

I like that kind of predictability :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
# i get deeply uncomfortable anywhere above 25
in the last heat wave i went to work and complained that the 34 degrees we had were hotter than hell. my boss replied "nah mate thats balmy."
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)
# hahaha yup.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# There was an office I worked in temporarily (NO OFFICE CAN HOLD ME FOOL!) where their air conditioning was absolutely fucked.
And the entire office was at a near constant 10 degrees or something. The women kept complaining though and forced them to fix it, fucking it again so it was about 30.

And yet the women were still wearing about three layers.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:44, archived)
# A) Happy Birthday B) WOOOOOO!
Have a birthday *click* sir. Nicely shopped :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Weather Forecasts FTW!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKKj35xhkNE
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Mounted police ride through crowd on rubber horses!?
C]80\\


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)
# nice one old timer
happy birthday for yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Arf-o-rama!
*offers belated cake & fizzy pop*

Prof Undercover nicked the paper hats, damn his duck-pond...

Edit: and 35 *really* isn't old, take it from one who knows.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)
# I'm turning 32 tomorrow.
35 does seem old at the moment, but I suspect that implies that 32 is pretty old too. I know that 40 should technically be 8 years away, but I bet it'll seem like it gets here around the start of summer.

EDIT: ... And happy birthday for yesterday!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Summer, 2017 - yes....
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:37, archived)
# happy birthday an that
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Happy Birthday, Geezer!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Happy Snow Day!!!
*sends belated popadums and bhajis* :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Hehehe

35 eh? I'm turning 34 this Saturday.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)
# yay - Thor sends his regards
as a fellow Fab Fabber
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)
# I remember he was one too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:03, archived)
# oh noes
39 next Tuesday.

Help!

Can I have a badge?
(p0zitr0n - phunarmically charged particle, detected at, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:00, archived)
# yay only 26 on the 14th :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:32, archived)
# 21 on the 28th!
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 22:07, archived)
# haha, brilliant
:)
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:01, archived)
# hahaha
superb!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:19, archived)
# That's brilliant!
Exceptional work :)

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:27, archived)
# a very fitting and timely FP
Well done and a happy birthday that man!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:42, archived)
# arf!
splendid stuff, and happy belated birthday!
35 isn't old... it can't be... i'm older :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Absolutely Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Hahaha!
And in answer to the tagline, I walked.

From Mile End to Angel.

And back.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Thats a bit woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:15, archived)
# i fucking walked, like i did on monday
four fucking miles in the fucking show
because my fucking boss is a fucking sadistic fucking cunt
fuck the fucking snow.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 22:10, archived)
# haha!
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 23:03, archived)
# top shop!
top hummus!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Gravestone


Click for bigger (248 kb)
(Yorkshire Soul Glasscock rocks, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:11, archived)
# cor!
creepy undergrowth
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived)
# spooky
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Haha
*puts on ye olde tudor voice*

NO! NO! NOOO! I... WANT.... YOU.... TO.... GO! GO! GET OUT OF HEEEERRRE!

*snaps out of it*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
# That's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# thanks,
it's my virgin effort as well.
(Yorkshire Soul Glasscock rocks, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# that is well done
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Inspired by an earlier post


tried to mak it into the apc from aliens but got pissed off with it so have the at-trak instead
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:00, archived)
# :D
Little known fact: The Big Trak we all know is derived from the original Mars lander in the early 70s. Because the lander failed (and all reports/information was subsequently quashed by the scientists & governments involved) it was mass produced and sold as a toy in the late 70's to try and re-coup the mill...hundreds spent on the original project.

Here is some indesputable photographic evidence of the real first Mars lander vehicle:

(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:03, archived)
# i saw this on google
when i was searching for big traks he he he
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:04, archived)
# bindun?


i spent way to long on this.
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# BIG TRAK!!!!!!!
I never did get the trailer

Hoh he hoe hoh
Hoh he hoe hoh

which I think you'll find is the exact noise it made

edit: Well close enough anyway - www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wwb7rVjOGk
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:04, archived)
# computers are a bit like our brains
full of useless information and nudey pics
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:10, archived)
# haha
did he say that in the vid - I only watched the beginning very quietly
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:12, archived)
# yeah he goes
this is a big trak, inside is a computer. A computer is like our brain..... then i turned off so he might of added "and like mine its full of pictures of little peter here in his pants."

edit i actually watched it and its better. "inside is a computer. its like our brain. that's the thing in our head we think with."

well blow me i never knew that when i was 6
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# haha
it was all THE FUTURE then
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Yay! Go Bigtrak! Go!

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:07, archived)
# now if that was the tv ad
i would have passed out with excitment
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Yay!
It only had drive in the middle two wheels, so it used to struggle to climb over the Beano annual.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:11, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived)
# I STILL WISH I USED TO HAVE ONE!
*cries*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# here you go
shop.ebay.co.uk/items/_W0QQ_nkwZbigQ20trakQQ_armrsZ1QQ_fromZR40QQ_mdoZ

Disappoint yourself for just £50
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Y'know I'm suddenly completely over it . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Funny
I was just thinking the other day that the 'Mako' in Mass Effect must be based on Big Trak.

I wanted one so much when I was a kid :(
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Merry Christmas
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:59, archived)
# happy halloween!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:03, archived)
# we got snow yesterday
a whole centimetre for a good 45 mins then it rained and i was sad
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:04, archived)
# bit early to be celebrating christmas, ennit? ;p
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:04, archived)
# HAPPY SHATMUS
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:07, archived)
# It's 30 degrees above zero and 70% humidity in my bedroom :(
You insensitive clod!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:12, archived)
# only about 25-ish here....
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)
# 3 computers and 3 x 20" flat panels and 3 maltese terriers
really crank out the heat.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:45, archived)
# It's bloody hot!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)

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