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# Neighbody will be spared.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 18:35, archived)
# ouch!
tread carefilly
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 18:37, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 18:40, archived)
# john connor you must stop the horse rebellion
*dons apple shaped grenades and bullwhip*
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 18:43, archived)
# i want your horseshoes, saddle, and bridle
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 18:54, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 21:55, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 19:04, archived)
# Haha
Nicely done - its what i think of whenever i see the name too :-)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 18:57, archived)
# me too :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 19:04, archived)
#
Alien
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 19:04, archived)
# dank yoo bootsie
ur funk is da best (idiot)
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 19:09, archived)
# Funk you!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 19:26, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 19:12, archived)
# Yet another movie about a trooper who goes bad because he just canter ace the memories.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 19:20, archived)
# pffff
that was terrible :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 19:34, archived)
# Shit just got real
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 19:22, archived)
# fo sho!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 19:33, archived)
# haha!
it's the termi-neigh-tor!

sorry to saddle you with a bad pun...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 19:29, archived)
# You gave us two puns on the trot there
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 19:33, archived)
# must be my unbridled generosity...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 19:35, archived)
# Fuck
i can't beleive I missed that one!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 19:33, archived)
# Never mind...
it's difficult to come up with these things on the hoof.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 19:39, archived)
# Warhorse is a alien
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 19:36, archived)
# BEWARE! HORSE IS ALIEN
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 19:39, archived)
# FREE WHISKY!
www.thebalvenie.com/index.php?lang=en-gb&pageref=online_tasting_event.php
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 19:47, archived)
# BEWARE
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 20:36, archived)
# It's Heather Mills
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 22:26, archived)
# FUCKWIN
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 23:38, archived)
#

script base: gaijintendo
art base: atomic
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 17:36, archived)
# I good feel this art
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 17:39, archived)
# Happy Super Fun Time Please
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 17:51, archived)
# Nice one Mongy!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 17:41, archived)
# You misunderstand my molecular science.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 17:53, archived)
# Humanize me.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sco9RkP2QJ0
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 18:40, archived)
# ...bad,bad,bad,bad,bad,bad music...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 19:18, archived)
# :)
Can't win em all.

I'm going back to my Dvorak now.

Here's what I'm really doing- www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhGMSgTDsIk&feature=uploademail
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 19:27, archived)
#
What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 19:33, archived)
# ^ NICE!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 20:47, archived)
# nobs nobs nobs
Some kind of surreal reprise intermission.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 17:45, archived)
# This play has no intermissions.
This play we call 'b3ta'.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 17:54, archived)
# I.....I am afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 17:46, archived)
# I think I got lost.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 17:50, archived)
# I'm confused by this thread :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 19:18, archived)
# This is awesome.
FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 19:20, archived)
# *applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 19:21, archived)
#
aud e
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 19:22, archived)
# Yay! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 19:30, archived)
# The pieces.......they all fit.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 19:27, archived)
# Cute Maria :3
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 20:12, archived)
# lolkawaii ^__^
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 17:53, archived)
# srsz sht
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 17:55, archived)
# KAWAII DESU NE
Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 17:55, archived)
# Anime Zing
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 17:58, archived)
# Manga-nificent!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 17:59, archived)
# anime-ZING!
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 18:04, archived)
# ...i just...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 18:05, archived)
# i thought it needed more ZING
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 18:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 18:09, archived)
# A BATTLE FOR THE AGES!


context: I need more Moggy-related funnies
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 18:10, archived)
# something involving humanism, or perhaps lacking such a quality
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 18:14, archived)
# I think this is the only other one I have.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 18:17, archived)
# even minor cuts are serious when you have FINGER FACE
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 18:23, archived)
# You can't even do light typing without them wailing in pain.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 18:32, archived)
# cutter
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 18:49, archived)
# Leave Mogu alone!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 18:20, archived)
# Only when she draws Freebase.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 18:32, archived)
# floaty emir sez FUCK YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 18:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 18:14, archived)
# DAMN, that is creepy.
Fuck the Ring, this is J-Horror, right here.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 18:16, archived)
# not a lot she can do when she gets to you, though
ow, stop poking me with that bloody stump
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 18:24, archived)
# Yeah, I guess in terms of actual damage she can do, she's practically useless...
Oh fuck... I only just noticed the yellow dripping down her leg. *bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 18:26, archived)
# She'll bone you.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 19:28, archived)
# As in, remove my skeleton from my body, or...? o____o
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 20:34, archived)
# SHE COMES
ick
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 18:25, archived)
# just realised she's pissin
loli
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 18:55, archived)
# He's taking his time; he isn't Russian.
Boom boom.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 18:15, archived)
# *comedy balalaika*
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 18:26, archived)
# on yr way 2 da bathroom ur russian
when ur in da bathroom european
when u leave da bathrroom ur finnish

(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 18:51, archived)
# I like this one.
Have a click.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 18:00, archived)
# orange hitler iz wrong
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 18:05, archived)
# hahahaha
it's like the hack for the original tomb raider.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 18:25, archived)
# This isn't cubism.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 18:34, archived)
# chubby neko kitties lol
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 18:39, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 19:13, archived)
# You're all sick.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 19:17, archived)
# If people weren't sick, we wouldn't need penicillin.
/theyoungonesblog
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 19:18, archived)
# I can dig that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 19:29, archived)
# Fucking hell, this is all getting more surreal by the day, and this is even WITHOUT any input from her
Clicks btw
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 19:24, archived)
# o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 19:36, archived)
# she's got a nice
pair of cubes...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 19:30, archived)
# Hahaha
woo x nipples square :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 19:31, archived)
# Ha ha...you don't hear that every day!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 19:35, archived)
# most interesting
I am becoming a fan of this trilorgy
(Zoidaroid, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 19:49, archived)
# Trilogy?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 20:06, archived)
# He means 3-way.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 20:12, archived)
# So my 4-way European-socket adaptor is an Alien Quadrilogy?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 20:14, archived)
# He said TRILORGY!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 20:20, archived)
# An orgy with a little high-pitched warbling?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 20:37, archived)
# Arousing.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 20:14, archived)
# Better than a Beau Peep
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 23:09, archived)
# BOX O' FUK
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 23:38, archived)
#
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 17:29, archived)
# heh
he looks so proud of himself.
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 17:54, archived)
# Dalek Wozza will kill us all!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 19:18, archived)
[challenge entry] All hail . . .
(A_Charmed_1 is searching for the One Ring . . ., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 17:21, archived)
# Sah-roo-man!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 19:19, archived)
# How does he smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 19:31, archived)
# Nice likeness of Mrs Thatcher
That is all.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 22:38, archived)
# time to knock off work for today
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:40, archived)
# i come into work everyday coveerd in dog hair
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 18:42, archived)
# Sucker got some moves.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 19:22, archived)
#
.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:10, archived)
# Surely your hyax with specs creature
would be familiar with this film?

(I confess, I wasn't, I googled Arlington Steward!)
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:13, archived)
# I had to Google, too
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:15, archived)
# and me
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:21, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:21, archived)
# Me too.
Although having read the Wiki article the original short story just sounds like a rehash of The Monkey's Paw
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:28, archived)
# Would it really be buying though? *ponders*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:14, archived)
# you might end up with a demand for £0.00 if you don't pay
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:16, archived)
# Receiving nasty e-mails about how you owe them nothing, and how they'll hunt you down until you pay them nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:27, archived)
# NTL used to send out bills for £0.00
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:30, archived)
# The student loan comapny did too
Until I phoned them up and very politely told the thieving scotch cunts to fuck right off
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:33, archived)
# Psh, no wonder they went under.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:37, archived)
# uuuuuuoooooohhhhhhhh!
/Bros
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 17:04, archived)
# I had a demand for £0.00 from the council tax office.
I then got a £100.00 fine for not paying the bill.

I then complained and got a statement for £100.00-£100.00=£0.00

We had a good laugh, but then a few weeks later I got a fine of £100.00 for not paying that invoice.

I then complained and got a statement for £100.00-£100.00+£100.00-£100.00=£0.00

I sent them a cheque for £0.00 with the little wee slip.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 19:48, archived)
# Hooray!
Cheers JJ
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:20, archived)
# Bloody Hell - she's got big thighs
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:25, archived)
# I wouldn't
There might be catch:
-Could launch all the world's nukes
-Could determine the death of someone at random with a push
-Could turn all the world's water supply into Mountain Dew

3rd one's the absolute worst.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:26, archived)
#
worst best
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:28, archived)
# Depends on whether you're American.
Or live under the impression that Mountain Dew's so evil that the Americans make fun of it on comedy shows. For example: Homer Simpson is offered Mountain Dew or Crab Juice. He says "EWWW... I'll take the Crab Juice,"
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:29, archived)
# It can't be worse than Root Beer
What the hell is that all about?
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:32, archived)
# You sit your pubes in a liquid solution made of spirits
You allow to fermentate for a while.
Result: Root beer. As in root of hair.

That's just gross.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:34, archived)
# My mum bought me a bottle of beer for Christmas
When I opened it in the new year I discovered it was alcoholic root beer, which is actually worthwhile
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:41, archived)
# Decent root beer can be delicious.
The no-so-good stuff can be disgusting. I think it's an acquired taste anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 17:08, archived)
# Most of my American friends love it.
I can't see the problem with it. It's just like a lemony-flavoured Coke.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:37, archived)
# RIS
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:28, archived)
# the hyax with specs is buying yiffpron off of the interwebs
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:32, archived)
# Oh right
I get it now
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 17:32, archived)
# Where can I buy that mug?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 17:57, archived)
[challenge entry] It's all the rage nowadays
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:04, archived)
# I hope that goes to the I love hoursesese page.
(waxdart hello., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:13, archived)
# You bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:17, archived)
# Hey
It could have* been much much worse.



* Nearly was.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:26, archived)
# *this much worse


(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 20:47, archived)
# Old school...
this is almost old ya know...
(Wespel fried french., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 17:01, archived)
# Caractacus Von Pottsdam
aha kom und see mein wengance vepon

(Zoidaroid, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:38, archived)
# Like she said ...
Bigger!
(waxdart hello., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:40, archived)
# Needs more
boyswhoputthepowderonthenosesofadiesofthecourtofkingcaractacus
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:40, archived)
# were just passing byyy
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:42, archived)
# *cough*
boyswhoputthepowderonthenosesofthefacesoftheladiesoftheharemofthecourtofkingcaractacus
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:43, archived)
# Nobody likes a show off
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:43, archived)
# let me take a short walk back from my monitor so I can see what you posted
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:43, archived)
# Careful, this one might be a social worker
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:50, archived)
# eeek! they could fill in forms with his name on!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:02, archived)
# Fucking hell chap
Not all of us are browsing in an IMAX you know
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:54, archived)
# browing in an IMAX...
that could be lots of fun
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:58, archived)
# Damage Inc.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 17:40, archived)
# Excessive amounts of faffing about with the text later...


The natural successor to Dale is revealed!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:23, archived)
# "Supermarket swipe"
surely? :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:34, archived)
# not orange enough
hmmm, home time, methinks.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:35, archived)
# That's it. Game over, man, game over.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:04, archived)
# Hello


Click for full, large, slightly NSFW version
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:20, archived)
# EXPLAIN THAT, EVOLUTIONISTS!
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# That is awesome.......
kerlick
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:20, archived)
# Not nearly enough lasers
But excellent nonetheless :)
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:21, archived)
# I know, I know...
I got carried away with the lazer tits and forgot to do lazers shooting from her eyes aswell. *hangs head in shame*
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:31, archived)
# how's that for a strategic defence review?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:22, archived)
# OMG LAZERZ
I rather like this!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:23, archived)
# EPIC
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:25, archived)
# Excellent
It's all going on there!
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:25, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:26, archived)
# exactly as its written in the bible
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:26, archived)
# DINOSAURS KILL GOD
Edit: And the CFB is even better!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:27, archived)
# LAZERTITZ!
Wooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:29, archived)
# Fucking Yes!
If it adorned every nursery room wall the world'd be a better place.
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 17:11, archived)
# FUCKYEEEEEEESSS!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 17:42, archived)
# That girl is perfect!
Lovely body and nipples that can make popcorn.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 17:59, archived)
# wow
she's hot! I would use my special white lazzor on her
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 22:56, archived)
# ooh yessir!
Is it that girl who used to do Tomorrow's World??
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:17, archived)
# Yay new desktop!
. . . for as long as I can endure the action overload :D
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 4:55, archived)
# Just a load of balls.


Click for bigger (47 kb)
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:46, archived)
# O hai JPG...
hold on a minute.

Thassa bit good that is.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:47, archived)
# Tar muchly.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:48, archived)
# You have balls. I like balls.
Is that in Blender?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:48, archived)
# It's done with Cinema 4D
I just couldn't figure Blender out.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:49, archived)
# Aha.
I struggled with the tutorial, especially as some of the button they mention didn't exist...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:02, archived)
# It had far too many buttons for my liking.
Plus, a simple test I do to see how easy any render is, is to try and render some simple text. I couldn't even add the text in Blender.

Hopefully the program's improved over the years.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:17, archived)
#
You people seem to know what you're talking about. I need a (preferably free) bit of software that will let me texture a mesh. (Take a completely blank mesh and a texture with some flat colours,a and apply said flat colours to different parts of the object) Simple as that. At the moment I'm using 3ds Max, and every time I open it and look at its zillion menus and options, I die a little inside.

Any suggestions? It has to be able to export as .obj as well...

*re-lurks*
(I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:31, archived)
# Blender is free and can export obj
It's a complete arse to learn but once you do (and experience the efficiency and speed of it) you'll wonder why anyone uses anything else
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:34, archived)
# It's doable with blender.
To my way of thinking, it works in an arse-about way. I'm also guessing you're not importing the mesh..?
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:40, archived)
#
I'm using meshlab to convert a point cloud into a lo-res mesh, which I'm exporting as a .dae to import into 3DS Max. I'm sure there's a way of texturing it in meshlab itself, but I'm buggered if I can find any nice, simple instructions on the web.

I'll try Blender. I looked at it and gave up a while ago, but that was before I tried 3ds Max - it's got to be easier than that, right?
(I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 18:05, archived)
# Well...
I've just exported my lastest dabblings from C4D as a 3DS file, imported this file into Meshlab (interesting app, btw), then exported *that* out as a Wavefront OBJ file into Blender. The only thing I lost was the splodges of colour I'd slapped on in MeshLab.

So, I guess the answer is yes, you can... just about.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 20:42, archived)
# Blender's texture paint mode can be useful too.
Live paint right on the mesh. There's a
few setup steps in making the material
and starting texture-image, but it works.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 20:59, archived)
# balls in a blender? >.<
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# It only hurts for a second
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:03, archived)
# I can imagine
there is very little pain once the blinding white light appears
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# as a migraine sufferer, i disagree
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:11, archived)
# are you a testicle sufferer too?
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# i've suffered the occasional testicle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:14, archived)
# Is an occasional testicle like an occasional table?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:17, archived)
# well, you can rest a cup of coffee on it
but it tends to have less legs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:18, archived)
# Mine have 3 legs
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:19, archived)
# all the best tables have at least 4
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:20, archived)
# Table salt doesn't have any
What's that all about?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:20, archived)
# it's about 59p a tub
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:24, archived)
# Oh, the tub has legs
Gotcha

Blimey, the world of tables isn't half confusing
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:25, archived)
# silly!
only tub chairs have legs! your salt is masquerading as furniture!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:27, archived)
# Christ
No wonder I have an itchy arse
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:28, archived)
# don't blame your condiments for your insufficient wipeage
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:31, archived)
# I bet you've never typed *that* sentence before :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:43, archived)
# occasional tables are less frequent than periodic tables
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# Less bloody too
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:22, archived)
# indeed they are
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:26, archived)
# tasty liquorice and lemon balls
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:50, archived)
# jaffa teacakes
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:52, archived)
# more like jaffa teabags, by the look of it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Proper arts on the board today. Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:56, archived)
# Nice balls.
Er..I mean...
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:59, archived)
# Homo.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:08, archived)
# Ooh get you!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:31, archived)
# Aaaarrrr you'll be afta me looky charms
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:53, archived)
# They look delicious
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:01, archived)
# they look like medicine sweeties
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# 10p bag of neurofens, anyone?
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:14, archived)
# i prefer the ibuprofen
even if they are 28p for 16
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:19, archived)
# the same chemicals, but probably forrin
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# oooooo, exotic
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:24, archived)
# Clu's baoding balls from Tron Legacy?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:45, archived)
# Made an arts for a friend. First in a few months.


click for a sparkly 1500 px (383 kb)

In other news, might be moving back to Blighty next year with a sparkly new job.

edit: replaced with a cleaner scan and non-blurred tail...
Cheers for all the comments!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:24, archived)
# *cue flood of OCD posts*
[edit] forgot to add, this is rather lovely
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:26, archived)
# What did I do to trigger the OCD?
It was the 'arts' thing, wasn't it?

Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:28, archived)
# Nah, just that people get funny about magpies
I once had to share a car journey with a fella who had to salute and say "Good morning mister magpie" every time he saw one. By the end of it I'd stabbed him in the face and buried his eviscerated corpse in a shallow grave.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:33, archived)
# So much for getting rid of the bad luck...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:35, archived)
# They're carrion birds aren't they?
I should have left his body out in the open for them to pick the bones clean
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:37, archived)
# It's always the race between the birds and the coppers as to who gets to the body first.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:47, archived)
# oh god. My aunt does that
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# You mean CDO.
(I prefer the letters arranged alphabetically)
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:55, archived)
# Pica pica!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:28, archived)
# Pica boo!
Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:30, archived)
# I like that, spendid!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:34, archived)
# Thanks!
Spent ages trying to decide how to do the background then decided not to bother as I'd only mess it up.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:39, archived)
# That's really great
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:36, archived)
# Thank you!
There's a small chance I might get to do some illustrations for a magazine at some point, so it helps to keep my eye in.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:39, archived)
# proper arts
woo
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:38, archived)
# I try to spend equal time
between art and animated gifs...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:40, archived)
# I'm making an arts in 3d
can you guess what it is from this close up?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:41, archived)
# Is it a Shooping trolley loaded with cheese and wine?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:43, archived)
# is it New York?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:43, archived)
# hahahaha
I can't shake that mental off, he's given up on new york, but now wants me to create 3d models of the screwdriver he's invented that has leds in to show where you are working.
Instead of a quote I sent him links to the numerous models you can already buy and suggested he contact his lawyer quickly as they have clearly stolen his idea.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:45, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:18, archived)
# Good Noon
Who's putting the Kettle on?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:46, archived)
# The Twin Towers of Silicone Valley?
I bet it's got Wobbly Bloke's head on it, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:44, archived)
# Is it not enough sexy?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:48, archived)
# As long as it's not a Japanese homage to a squirrel with tits...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:55, archived)
# That's lovely that is.
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:43, archived)
# Cheers!
They're another one of those birds that get more interesting the more you look at them.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:45, archived)
# Is that a member of the crow family?
I've got a lot of time for members of the crow family.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:45, archived)
# Indeed they are.
Corvidae and all that. Just been involved in a project to give every bird species and subspecies an individual code - 30,000+ codes to generate. God bless autofill.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:46, archived)
# oooh fancy blue magpie
is he on his way to the disco?
very woo though
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:50, archived)
# Ta!
If he went to a disco, he'd spend the night trying to steal the tiles off of the mirror ball. The fucker.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:08, archived)
# woo yay!


ok so this un's a riflebird, but hey :)

nice arts, after my own heart *chough*
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 20:16, archived)
# I say. That's bloody good that is.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Thanks very much!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:09, archived)
# Superb drawing, I love these!
Only could you draw me another one as 1 is extremely bad luck.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:58, archived)
# Go cross-eyed and then there's two.
Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:01, archived)
# Very nice
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:14, archived)
# now that's a well drawn chicken
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:04, archived)
# Excellent. I love bird drawings!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 17:44, archived)
# Excellent arts!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 18:25, archived)
# Late I know but nicely drawn.
(spent most of last summer trapping the bastards!)
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 21:38, archived)
# Mate, that's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 22:05, archived)
# Antony Squirrel Thompson.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:06, archived)
# hahaha
i remember gordon ramsay once described a pair of cooked squirrel nuts as looking like antony worrall thompson's.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:07, archived)
# Hahaha, although that begs the question, how would he know?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:08, archived)
# it wouldn't suprise me
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:09, archived)
# hahahahaha
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:11, archived)
# Receipt? Er, I had it a minute ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:22, archived)
# wonderfully nuts
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:14, archived)
# He mentioned in an interview in the Express that he was abused as a child,
he's not using that as an excuse, but the "Townshend Defence" is always a good standby.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:24, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha!!
*Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:18, archived)
# Fankyoo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:25, archived)
# needs tits
:)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:21, archived)
# "Jolly Jack to aisle 3 please"
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:26, archived)
# quickly followed by Moggy coming up the rear
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:34, archived)
# Dressed as a pterodactyl.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:35, archived)
# Ahh... such cheeky little theiving sods, aren't they?
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:48, archived)
# tee hee
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:52, archived)
# Hahaha
lolsy lolsy lolsy
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:06, archived)
# Hahaha fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 23:25, archived)
# Brilliant
well clicked
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 13:35, archived)
# Awwww!
Look at his excited little face :)
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 13:36, archived)
# O hai Tesco Value Eclectech :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 13:38, archived)
# I'll slip this one in here
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:06, archived)
# hahaha
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:34, archived)
# Shopped Ainsleys only etc
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:45, archived)
# fp
this ^
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:59, archived)
# Haha.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Hahahaha
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:36, archived)
# Teeeefs :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 13:40, archived)
# Something, something, (something about trolls), something, something (LOLs)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 13:44, archived)
# is that a poem?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 13:47, archived)
# ^proper poetry ;)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 13:48, archived)
#
A pic from P six nine on board
The 10th of Jan did see
With feathers and a fez it looked
A bit like old Tommy
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 13:57, archived)
# nah, trolls wear pointier hats
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:04, archived)
# *wipes away tear* just beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:07, archived)
# I just 'like' that
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 13:44, archived)
# what a brave little chap
so happy, even with braces
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 13:52, archived)
# tis a wee fluffy cooper
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 13:54, archived)
# Ha ha!
Just like that!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:00, archived)
# Hahaha, a fuzzy in a fez!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:02, archived)
# reposting cunt
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:03, archived)
# ....are you sure about that?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:19, archived)
# awww how sweet
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Very nice. Very happy looking.
...keep it distracted whilst I fetch the flaming hammers..
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:01, archived)
# I wanted to say what Drimble said
nice pic all the same though but
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:12, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:28, archived)
# Aw bless him
I know he's been very naughty, but I do feel sorry for him
Poor old sausage
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From HeII, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:32, archived)
# Sausage? Sausage?
<obligatory 'prick with a fork' gag/>.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:35, archived)
# A lovely little sausage called Baldrick
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:52, archived)
# damn your eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 13:10, archived)
# He was either doing it for a bet, utterly pissed on cooking sherry
or he thinks he's above paying like mere mortals. It's Richard Madeley robbing sausages all over again although he got off that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:37, archived)
# "Sausage Robbery" what a brilliant euphemism
...I'm off to accuse someone of it.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:38, archived)
# Sausage Robbery?
Surely the wurst kind of robbery
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:39, archived)
# You should get bangered up for that.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:40, archived)
# Sausage you say?
You want Links for that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:42, archived)
# Via the medium of drawing
Pretty please?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 13:21, archived)
# ha ha might do
Psssst gonna gaz you shortly*

*shortly may be longer due to office being full of chunks of 16th century masonry and I can barely reach my desk.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 13:26, archived)
# or reacting to his business collapsing/world falling apart
shoplifting is often done as a weird subconscious attempt to regain control of a situation.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:40, archived)
# Lloyds bank shafted him, didn't they?
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From HeII, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:42, archived)
# he did mention about being abused as a child.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 13:19, archived)
# I have a Worrall Thompson branded blender and a Worrall Thompson branded roasting dish at home.
I demand to know if these products will attempt to steal from my fridge.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:43, archived)
# Well one thing's certain.
You were robbed.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:45, archived)
# The roasting dish is a corker, actually.
Very thick bottom and did some great roast potatoes in it at the weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:59, archived)
# Mmmmm
I like me a nice thick bottom, I do.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 13:19, archived)
# I thought those were from the Nigella Lawson branded line
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 13:39, archived)
#
"Now with extra buttock!"
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 13:43, archived)
# I understand that perfectly
but to me it seems his situation was different.

Had he snuck a wedge of cheese underneath his jacket and wandered out of the shop, I think it fits that profile.

He actually scanned some items and purposely omitted to scan some items that were probably the most expensive in his basket (wine and cheese).

To me that smacks of a very conscious decision to steal.

It seem to me to be a clear case of old-fashioned nickery and he should be treated like everyone else who is caught nicking.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 13:26, archived)
# ^thus
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 13:29, archived)
# Well, he's been cautioned, which is normally what happens to first time middle-class
shoplifters.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:28, archived)
# he always seemed like a total prick
i remember dara o'brien (who i don't like too much) saying he was very patronising and condescending whilst doing 'three men in a boat'.
i also remember thompson saying, as a child, his dad beat him and put him in the coal bin as punishment.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 13:53, archived)
# Hoorah!
Can I nick for this week's inevitable topical shit song/video, Ninj?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:43, archived)
# Of course!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:46, archived)
# Thievin' Bastard!
Haven't been on here in ages, have I missed much? Great to see you're still holding the fort good sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:50, archived)
# Yesterday was great for some superb AWT posts
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:52, archived)
# Aww, poor old Anthony
I've been busy making Shakespeare Software for a couple of months! And playing Lego :)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 13:06, archived)
# forsooth!
a game about that bard?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 13:21, archived)
# For the young-uns!
Our 3 year old and 6 year old are quoting him all the time now - earlyshakespeare.com
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 13:43, archived)
# ta, i shall have a look.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:44, archived)
# Howdy Q!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 13:03, archived)
# Howdy indeed! Great to be back
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 13:07, archived)
# haha!
all those years of work on ready steady cook and now this is all anyone will remember him for
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 13:23, archived)
# he must be crying himself to sleep
in his large riverside house.

i expect he gets up in the middle of the night to creep down to his huge kitchen and comfort eat...

...while deciding which swan to eat for breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 13:30, archived)
# In all honesty
being remembered for thieving may be a one-up on Ready Steady Cook.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 13:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:09, archived)
# Title Change with B3tans help: Bod looking for the toilets at the CERN Laboratories.


thnx to hedgehog from hell and starshine with title
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:18, archived)
# That's really rather good!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:19, archived)
# Yes
or the brain of a Cerne scientist. and thanks...

Edit: Spelt it Cerne... as in Cerne Abbas giant, so still managed to get an erection in... meant to say CERN
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:24, archived)
# did you also reply to the wrong post?
it's a great pic, but it's left us all very disoriented
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:46, archived)
# Yes I did reply to the wrong post...
i can do multiplane tetrahedrons but i can't handle the B3ta chat format... I was trying to say thanks to some people and also reply to a comment and got all confused
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:52, archived)
# Frankly
I'm still confused.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:54, archived)
# this makes my brain do a funny
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:22, archived)
# Here comes Bod
Doo-doodle doo doo-doo-doo doo doo, doo-doodle doo doo doo doooo doo. Doo-doodle doo doo-doo-doo doo doo, doo-doodle doo ...
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From HeII, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:25, archived)
# Bod!
I didn't even realize ha
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:29, archived)
# He comes
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From HeII, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:32, archived)
# Aunt Flo
^ Would
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:35, archived)
# I need my brain tablets
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:26, archived)
# Ouch.
Also - click.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:27, archived)
# I think my brain has just imploded!
Waaa
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:53, archived)
# Very good.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 17:45, archived)
# Rare childhood photo of porn star Ron Jeremy with his pet dog, Ron.


Click for bigger (73 kb)
(ratbanjos, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:06, archived)
# Aw bless
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:08, archived)
# Ris?
I am thinking of getting a tattoo like this one I mocked up:



But better - anyone good at this shit?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:08, archived)
# yea tattoo artists
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:10, archived)
# Re. RIS
Porn Star name = name of first pet + name of street where you grew up.

Or were you being ironic?
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:16, archived)
# No,
I had never heard that before.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:18, archived)
# looks like a horrible skin disease!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:17, archived)
# It is more the E that matters.
I'd like to see it showing through the torn flesh of my chest, you see.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:32, archived)
# I didn't realise what letter it was until I read this
I was thinking a sort of thalidomide R...

Though to honest, I've never been able to read much of that US/ prison/ gothic script type thing
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 13:19, archived)
# It's a logo.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 13:31, archived)
# films I'd like to see..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:10, archived)
# but without ron jeremy
and more girl on girl action.

and less story.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 13:25, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 13:36, archived)
# Sloths these days are so rude
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:02, archived)
# As are Hyrax.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:06, archived)
# It never used to be like that - time was when Hyrax were gentlemen.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:07, archived)
# Haha
I'd never heard of Hyrax thanks for introducing me to a new species of fluff :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:10, archived)
# Closely related to the elephants. bizarrely enough
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:12, archived)
# ^ true dat
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:13, archived)
# fascinating creature
Apparently there were many different species,the largest of them about the weight of a small horse, the smallest the size of a mouse
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:17, archived)
# I believe that
During the Miocene, however, competition from the newly developed bovids—very efficient grazers and browsers—pushed the hyraxes out of the prime territory and into marginal niches.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:21, archived)
# that wiki page is very informative :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:23, archived)
# And they are now endangered
perhaps the opposite of the Lorax?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:33, archived)
# *adds to bedtime reading list :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:37, archived)
# I should probably read it too
before the movie comes out
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:51, archived)
# I'm very lazy perhaps I'll wait for the film
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:55, archived)
# I have met a few.
They live at the top of Mount Kenya and I wandered up to see them when I lived in Nanyuki. They mostly lived near lake Hohnel
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:30, archived)
# were they friendly or vicious lil gits belying their fluffy appearance?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:43, archived)
# Friendly.
Very poor eyesight though.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:46, archived)
# * donates to the Monocles for Hyrax charity
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:58, archived)
# Still one of the best things ever.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:32, archived)
# or sexy
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:07, archived)
# ^^this
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:09, archived)
# better late than never..
(acidgiant, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:59, archived)
#
...or is it?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:09, archived)
# threadjack: someone did a tutorial on how to do those backgrounds that loop
you know, like a street that keeps going. Can you find it?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:20, archived)
# I think it was maiden
not sure if her tutorial is still about though
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:24, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:31, archived)
# this looks vaguely useful and simple
www.aifweb.com/animation/flashtute/scrollbak.html
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:25, archived)
# was it Lemony?
Edit: Im sure I learned it from Lemony's tutorial site (it seems to be no longer there)
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:25, archived)
# Well it looks as though its not Lemony
(my apologies Maiden!)
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:43, archived)
# think it was maiden, but can't see it on her website now
I'm sure googling 'scrolling background tutorial' will bring up something
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:27, archived)
# I recall her website died some time last year
and she has had to rebuild it. So perhaps the tutorial was lost then.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:37, archived)
# *shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:43, archived)
# Yes I did that tutorial it was lost when my host decided to delete all my files
the principle is:

Create a tile: Take a picture of a road side cut it in half and move the left half to the right edge of the screen and the right half to the left edge of the screen and the split in the middle where it doesn't meet up will need to be fixed using the clone/healing brush so that it looks seamless.

Duplicate tile: then duplicate this now tiled image and put them side by side so that when it's scrolled as the tile of one edge leaves the screen the opposite edge of the next tile follows it.

Hey presto seamless scroll
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:40, archived)
# look like the text is here if that's any help:
web.archive.org/web/20090101014954/http://www.maidenart.co.uk/perspective-scrolling.html
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:43, archived)
# I think you many have just got yourself a kiss from maiden :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:49, archived)
# Yes, thank you
I need to reconstruct this page also update some things which I should have done previously.

Just realised that's the perspective scroll tutorial not the scrolling background.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:50, archived)
# yay!
i've been wanting one of these, but been too afrit to ask..

thanks yous :)
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 20:24, archived)
# the way i do it is to
1. get a picture/ or draw it.
2. duplicate the image and mirror it
3. overlap it a wee bit in the middle and then try to blend them
4. now the start of the image should loop when it meets the end

hard to explain easy to do


(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:43, archived)
# I think that's how I did this image (as you can tell from the switching logos)
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:57, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:15, archived)
# depends what software you're using
in 3d simply stick a tiling texture of houses on to block, angle the block to suit and then slide the UVs/mapping coordinates.
In Photoshop and similar, create the same texture but use the perspective tool and slide the texture down it in much the same way as the 3d one.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:46, archived)
# EW did one a while back...
Can't remember when though.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:50, archived)
# Print out a picture of a street from streetview
Paste it to a toilet roll
Spin toilet roll and film
Convert to gif
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:58, archived)
# hahaha
do it
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:59, archived)
# a Googletrope
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:01, archived)
# I've found the original tutorial the other one was the perspective scroll way to complex
this is the tutorial although some of the images are missing so you'll have to guess there


web.archive.org/web/20090101114012/http://www.maidenart.co.uk/scrolling-background.html
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:24, archived)
# Lemony and maiden have down them,
but if you cannot find them then we can soon knock up another.



(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:10, archived)
# Anyone got an animated gif optimising tutorial?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:19, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
Did you post the wrong one Mr Manley?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:23, archived)
# Oh piss it!


(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:31, archived)
# That was back in the day, here is a 400 meg version for today's b3ta:


(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:51, archived)
# Tesco
Very Little Help Yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:07, archived)
# I left him alone with a bag of flour for five minutes.
Now it's scone.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:10, archived)
# Police have warned people against buying cut-price continental christmas cakes.
They're most likely to be stollen.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:19, archived)
# best joke I saw about the thieving ck
worrel thompson caught stealing wine and cheese from tescos, and thats just for starters..
(acidgiant, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:39, archived)
# does dave the facts still happen?
'lo
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:49, archived)
# occasionally
it depends if anyone can be bothered to dredge up the pictures
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:55, archived)
# I've got an old version that I used a while back
www.b3tards.com/u/fa2a3ab468c53bb760c2/dtf_10.gif

...and the Lunch of the Day

www.b3tards.com/u/fa2a3ab468c53bb760c2/dtflotd.gif
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:04, archived)
# I'm going to the pub for a couple of pints of cheap lager and the cryptic crossword
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:13, archived)
# INSTA-WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:15, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:24, archived)
#

de-ris
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:45, archived)
# Awesomeness!
I mean officially WTFsoccerlolz0rs, but yay for Eric.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:47, archived)
# I think he's done all kinds of shit since giving up soccer
plus, a frenchman that'd rather fight than just surrender

that's gotta be worth something :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:51, archived)
# He's an utter legend!
I would look forward to his obscure philosophical references at press conferences.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:06, archived)

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