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This is a link post I've always wondered what people from that London sound like
Can anyone from the west country translate this one for me?
 (bill g christmas, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I can comfirm the Sheffield one is spot on.

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
The Barnsley (Cudworth) one sounds like a depressed version of me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post ha, that's very difficult to understand
It's like Paul Whitehouse doing the drunk aristocrat on the Fast Show.
 (OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I get most of it
born/live in Cornwall.. have heard worse!
 (I helped save b3ta! Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm a St ives lad but accents well and truely gone.
Nearly 30 years of living in Norfolk, Cambridge then North London have murdered it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha
I don't have the accent, can put it on if I need to.. have learnt to understand it over the years.. a mate's Cornish uncle only had 1 tooth left after years of fighting in pubs.. took me nearly 6 months to understand a single word he said..
 (I helped save b3ta! Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post coniston is reet
well found that there b3tan!

edit: coniston, lake district. worth listening to. like another language. i love it :)
 (DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Great find:)
"And a penny in them days was worth, like, a shillin' nowerdays!"
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post This chappie on the Isle of Man
Come again?

sounds.bl.uk/View.aspx?item=021M-C0908X0010XX-0500V1.xml

John Thomas is a good name too.
 (Alphabet Soap boshboshboshbosh, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Good grief, one of my relatives is one that :)
Sadly, he's badly affected by Alzheimer's at present, but that was a really nice surprise hearing him in happier times :)
Cheers for that, great link!
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I can confirm that people from Cambridge
have no accent whatsoever!

(and you're gay if you disagree)
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post WMA? REALLY!?
This would make a neat little Flash game. Click on the map where you think the accent belongs etc.
 (I helped save b3ta! RadioElectric, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:32, Reply)
This is a normal post it seems the more north you go, the harder it is to understand people!

(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:06, Reply)
This is a normal post This is great
I like this a lot me
 (I helped save b3ta! Funtime shabba, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post This is great
But I can confirm that most of us in Cornwall don't talk like farmers however this changes in Factories and at Rugby game where everyone is suddenly from Bristol.
 (I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:48, Reply)
This is a link post Plan 9 From Outer Space - (full movie)
Yup, somebody's actually posted the entire "worst movie in cinema history"
on YouTube, just thought I'd pass it on :-)

(Please don't hate me)
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I still hold that Ed Wood is Tim Burton's finest film.
YouTube has a fair few terrible films on it - quake before the mighty Godmonster and beware the Killer Shrews!

If you can be arsed to sift through this sort of stuff there is the odd gem on there, though; M, Battleship Potemkin and Gulliver's Travels to name a few.
 (I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Ed Wood at his finest
pity he didn't live long enough to cast Edward Woodward in an Ed Wood production of Babes in the Woods - I would!
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post how much wood would edward woodward chuck if edward woodward could chuck wood?

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post
how much wood would edward woodward chuck if edward woodward could chuck wood norris?
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post
Edward Woodward would chuck as much as he could chuck if Edward Woodward would chuck wood.
 (Mensa Reject has gone out, I'll be back on, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 1:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Plan 9 is bad
but I'd rate this as far worse.
 (I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Plan 9 is Worse as it is tedious
The dialog is tedious, clunky and heavy, and badly spoken. The film starts to drag as there is nothing going on. They are super aliens but have only managed to create 3 zombies. Jesus this film is way worse than manos.

But technically, manos leaves plan 9 standing. Is your link the version where the sound is way way out of synch?

Woods best film is clearly Glen or Glenda, where there are moments of art-house like cinema. (the whole bit where he gets married with the devil watching and then visits god, and then the people are laughing at him and he goes into the corner surrounded and comes out as a women is fantastic and fabulous, reminiscent of Bergman even.
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Not worse than anything with Paris Hilton in,
Shirley?
 (I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Are they all this powerful on planet Earth?
Top find.
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 18:51, Reply)
This is a link post Louie Ck NSFW

(munkybitch, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd heard great things about this show
and tried watching the first episode of his TV show, but I just can't get into it. Unlike Curb, where I like Larry, even if he is slightly odd, Louie came across (in the few minutes I watched) as pretty unpleasant to the point where its unwatchable, and there also seems to be a nasty undercurrent of right wing politics in it. If I am completely wrong let me know and I'll try episode 2!
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post
I suggest giving it another go it's pretty much one of the best things on tv/torrents at the moment. Hes very very liberal.
 (munkybitch, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:17, Reply)
This is a link post The think tank...
What goes on inside a mans head...a brilliant short.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Well,
I liked it.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
ID Ego Superego but not sure who the other people are
 (munkybitch, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Other alter ego's....
- The games nerd
- The bookworm (thick glasses), but could also be the games nerd
- The brain (the posh guy)
- The metrosexual gay in touch with his feminie side
 (The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post i also liked this
nice find!
 (DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Hermans Head FTW
That is all
 (Sonny_Jim Kirkladn has a small penis, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 2:36, Reply)
This is a link post T is for Toilet NSFW I made this!
I made this for a film making competition where you had to pick a word beginning with the letter T and do something about death with it, I need your votes. It's make me very happy if you vote, innit, stop looting
26th.theabcsofdeath.com/t-is-for-toilet/
(leehardcastle, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post that's horrible
I love it! *votey clicky combo!*
 (I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post that was bloody genius
Good luck!
 (I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Hah hah hah hah!
That was fucking brilliant :D *clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post haha jesus
bloody marvellous
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post oh fuck!
great stuff
 (I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post That is stellar work! Loved it.
*Voted/Clicked*
 (Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely done!
Have a click, good sir.
 (ElusiveCamel, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
I think you've certainly fulfilled the criteria!
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey!
That was gruesomely brilliant. I hope a prize is forthcoming. Have a click (and a vote) for now.
 (I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post super fuckin woo

(I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I have clicked I like this in the vote section I hope you win this is sublime animation

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Whoa!
Mega response! Thanks for the kind words and for voting, it means a lot
 (leehardcastle, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Talk About Two Minds

Yes, I liked that.

Downside is he posts and runs.

Fuckit - he's just another spammer. Talented, but same shit, different quality.

No vote from me.

Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post 2 posts up
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah but
He liked 0 pictures, 1 links, 0 talk posts, and 0 qotw answers.

In 9 months? I betcha £2 that was his link too.

But we all know that, we can still enjoy his work.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post aww, c'mon man
i slog away like an asshole making this stuff, i got beer to pay for and smack to shoot and a dream of becoming the next STEPHEN SPEILGERBER who makes films with clay and that- spamming is the only way i can get my videos in front of an audience... so not only did i make it, i delivered it to your board where you made a choice to take it or leave it... I'm asking you as one baghead to another to GIVE ME YOUR VOTEE innit
 (leehardcastle, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post have you met legless before?
:D

/links gets a lot of drop in spammers. it's honestly worth hanging around. you find some amazing things appearing and a lot of inspiration.

and i thought i was great. i know how bloody endless stop frame is.
 (DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post oh i do!
I find LOADS ov cool stuff on here, I check it out often, just never comment. It's not really my thing. I've recently been doing some work for one of the guys who runs b3ta, so, I like to think I'm a cut above your average div spammer on here ;)
 (leehardcastle, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post That was brilliantly disgusting
Clicked and voted.
 (I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post fan bloody tastic
"call the plumber" rofl.........*click*
 (I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post lol
that's great
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post That's marvellous, that is.
*clicks on here and on the voting site*
 (I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking brilliant:D
Woo
 (herman:D, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Disgusting, violent and brilliant
Clicky and Voted.
Jolly good luck old chap.
 (I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post
Double clicky. And this is why I only take a shit under the tree at the bottom of the garden, toilets, evil bastards.
 (Digby's Magic Shoe Doesn't like being touched there!, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Like IT, crossed with saw crossed with Parenthood!
Duly Voted!
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post That is fantastic.
Duly voted for.

Click!
 (I helped save b3ta! Evil Bastardo, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Ace!
And his promotional video thingy for it is funny also - www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCVSHbRwCkE
 (antcarpendale, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post
Hoya!

This.is.fucking.GENIUS!

Clicky!

Be funky

M A D
 (MAD Life -The Best Antidote To Happiness, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post
did not expect that!
 (furey, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:11, Reply)
This is a normal post That's the
best fucking thing I've seen in ages.
 (zombiedeadbloke, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 22:49, Reply)
This is a link post Autotuning with Winston Churchill
gave me ex-pat lols
posted two years ago, if anybody minds I'll take it down, shoot it in the throat and smash my fingers
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:31, Reply)
This is a link post Flower Grenade
Not nearly as gay as it sounds.
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post KA-BLOOM
zing!
I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself
 (quadraspazzed on a lifeglug .,¸,.·*¯`·.,¸,.·*¯[;::;‹](^._­.') nyan!, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Flower Grenade?
I was going to ask what happens to the pot but in the specifications it says it will break down and dissolve in water. Not sure if I think it's a good idea though.
 (RJWEcology is just sharpening his axe on, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the idea
but I object to paying £12 for what will inevitably be a pitifully small amount of seed. If you're really that bothered, go to your local B&Q or whatever and buy a couple of packs of seeds.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post or just go to a fishing tackle shop and buy a sack of hemp seed bait.
When I was younger I wanted to do a Johnny Appleseed and plant hemp all over the west country.
Ah pot dreams....
:D

[edit] any area thats remotely capable of growing plant life will with no need of gimmicks.
You'll find Buddleja davidii on pretty much any bit of land that's been abandoned for a few months
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddleja_davidii
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^^^^^^ This!
Make your own
mademoisellechaos.blogspot.com/2010/03/make-your-own-seed-bombs.html

Or give your money to the Eden project instead and save money! 20 seed bombs for a fiver!
www.edenproject.com/shop/Seed-Bomb-10574.aspx?utm_source=ProductSearch&utm_medium=GoogleMerchant
 (I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:34, Reply)
This is a link post Zeitgeist
Old but topical........
Right a thought, is Capitalism akin to pyramid selling? Bear with me,as with pyramid selling, you need a constant influx of 'new recruits' Ergo, Bush based his whole economic strategy on immigration, we seem to rely heavily on keeping a pool of low paid /low skilled people at the bottom of the rung.
[/rant] I'd be here all day, suffice to say, I'll shut up now :D
(Spin Its a thing., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I like these guys.
The first movie was essentially a conspiracy nut film and falls apart because of it. The 2nd and 3rd are very clever though, and move on to systemic issues and broader anti-capitalist theory and current scientific knowledge. 'Addendum' and 'Moving Forward' are well worth watching with an open mind.

My review of movie 3 (the one linked to above): wp.me/p1hrvf-1k

The problem with the Zeitgeist Movement (and I know this because I attended one of their lectures and briefly used their forum) is that they are overburdened with conspiracy nuts each trying to push their own zany theories into the next movie. A lot of their followers seem to miss the point of the decent films (i.e. systemic problems in a quasi-Marxist sense, not a pseudo-masonic conspiracy).

That said, I applaud Joseph's effort. At least SOMEONE is trying to come up with a contemporary populist ideology, that isn't some kind of disgusting fascist bigotry like the BNP or a horrific medieval throwback form of theology like Islamism, to combat the zombie 'end-of-history' state of neoliberalism we live in today.
 (teh gman will uplaod your c0d3z, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 13:03, Reply)
This is a link post Miniature Origami
wheee, so wee!
 (I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post mine is better

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post adorable :)

(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I made an origami crane out of a cigarette paper once...
That was about the same scale as some of those.

Not quite the build quality though.
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:54, Reply)
This is a link post You like gaming? Gorgeous geeks? Batman? Humour?
Funny, computer gaming, geeky brunette in glasses reviews Batman: Arkham Asylum. What's not to like?
(sillygoose, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow...that is one HAWT lady!
Geek girls, gotta love 'em eh?

Women, know this: struggling to stand out from the crowd? Simply become a geek. Become conversant in Sci-Fi, comics or video games (ideally all three) and be idolised by legions of relatively intelligent men with reasonably well-paid jobs.

Not that I think the sudden apparition of all these so-called 'geek grrls' is any kind of cynical ploy for attention or anything...
 (teh gman will uplaod your c0d3z, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post i was a geek before geeks were cool
*hopes i get extra street cred points, rather than abuse and a life of loneliness*

LOL I SAW SOME SHOES WITH BATMAN ON LOL GEEKS
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post a life of abuse and loneliness is the only true test of your geek credentials
This is why Simon Pegg is no true geek. He is the (relatively) handsome and marketable face of international geekery.

Maybe I'm just jealous. I don't know. I still enjoy Spaced though.
 (teh gman will uplaod your c0d3z, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post indeed
he's the geek we all aspire to become
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post dang him
dang him all the way to heck
 (teh gman will uplaod your c0d3z, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post *feels humbled*

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post pfft

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post She doesn't get them out.
5/10
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post What, her collection of NRFB star wars action figures?
*engeekens*
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I like
mainly because she reviews Chrono Trigger which (bar TWEWY, FF IV, VI and VII) is my favorite RPG. Other than the SNES Zelda, and The Gamecube one. Well it's good anyway.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=21WxiesgXHo&feature=channel_video_title

and she's quite fit too.
 (Alphabet Soap boshboshboshbosh, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post She's very average looking
You're all just getting excited because she likes video games 'n stuff.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Shut up you!
Stop ruining this for everyone.
 (ElusiveCamel, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry
but I tell it how it is. That's how I roll.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I can see the attraction of "Geek girls" but you'll just keep having arguments about babalon 5

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post *starts argument*
You've spelt it wrong! :)
 (Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:24, Reply)
This is a link post In A Small Northern Town I made this!

I've just published my first novel as an ebook. It's a story about life in a fictional northern English town. Containing humour and drama, I wrote the whole thing in 27 days after taking on the challenge of trying something new for 30 days.
I hope you'd be interested in reading it. :)
 (OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post tl;dr
:p
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post now... would this not be classed as spam?
well done, mind

ps. are you northern?
 (likeajackhammer, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's ok to promote your work so long as you contribute to the forum.
I assume this relates to commercial stuff too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post TBH I think /links is for 'links':
& (for me) anything with 'I made this' is an extra-special treat... It's only spam if someone posts&runs/doesn't interact.

ALSO: Well done Mr Zouch! That is indeed worthy of laudation. Although (if I'm honest) my kindle already has a couple hundred books awaiting me to read, so it may take a while...
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post ALSO ALSO:
Is your middle name "Gay"?
(sorry)
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post as the others said...
I'm from the midlands.
 (OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:15, Reply)
This is a link post everything is a remix
video about how everything is a rip off (sort of)

hopefully not GC
 (DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post yesssss
watched this last night, lovely stuff
 (I helped save b3ta! miltonlives on, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post The real site
everythingisaremix.info
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post ah should have added that
i only used the one i used as it had all 3 in easy to find pretty thumbnail styleeeee.

thank you :)
 (DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:25, Reply)
This is a link post Walking montage
Movie montage of steadycam shots following one or more people.
Very cool.

How many can you name?
(Jalf, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post simple and very effective

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post i enjoyed that...
a fucking shit load.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Good to see...
...Raisin' Arizona's Nicholas Cage running through the house with (as the shopkeeper said) "a panty on his head". Great movie.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post haha, that was great
I kept expecting to see Shara Nelson coming the other way though
 (I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post That would mean
the video had gone all Pete Tong.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Good stuff.
- and good choice of music.
 (I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:12, Reply)
This is a link post Riot Night - Arguably the First Riot Documentary NSFW I made this!
I know were a week out of the riots but I just finished editing my experiences of the riots into this documentary which features Toxteth, Salford & MCR City Centre.

The local newspaper is running the link this week but the guy writing the article hasnt seen it, good week ahead of me.

Approach with an open mind, Let me know what you think, reshare if you like it. Thank you b3tans
(Joe Guevara is well known for stealing your biscuits, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post 7 seconds in, terrible choice of font
26 seconds in, worse choice of font
44 seconds in, err, the map, are you wanting to be taken seriously or not?
2 minutes in, too much driving, repetetive dull music and oh I've given up.
Sorry, not got an hour to spend on what admittedly could hold the answer to everything, but based on the first 2 minutes will be unrewarding.

I suggest a brief montage of the next 50 minutes at the start so people are hooked or know it's not for them.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post When in doubt...
HELVETICA!
 (I helped save b3ta! littlefeet - his variable is not defined, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Helvetica for the weak of thinking, for the easily lead, for the 'trending media types'
anyone whp suggest using helvetica this days should be treated with suspicion, the suspicion being that a:they know fuck all b:they have wet dreams about Steve Jobs.

Not that I hate trending media types, but if you hanker after living in Hoxton square, you need to be fed to pigs.

I'm quite grumpy this morning
 (Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I use it a lot for work I do for Braun. It's part of their corporate i.d so no choice
It is becoming the new Times Roman though....
Like Times Roman it's a good type and does it's job well but it's just all over the shop.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Its not popular because
its trendy.
Its popular because it is a good clear font
 (Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post
AMEN. Was trying to think of a smart arse reply but you did it so eloquently I won't bother.

I like trade too... Don't care if it's boring.
 (I helped save b3ta! littlefeet - his variable is not defined, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a good clear print font.
..thats the thing everyone forgets, it is NOT designed to work as a pixelated web font.
 (Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I think
you've judged a book by its cover. The hand drawn maps are to give it an original feel. The brief montage was posted a few days ago, guess you missed that one.

2 minutes into your review and ive disregarded it on the basis that if you dont give something a chance then im not going to give you a chance. Which is a shame cuz i like your work HappyToast.

Edit: Just a bit peeved at my first response being about a poor choice of font thats all, skip thru to the 24minute mark for a good battle scene
 (Joe Guevara is well known for stealing your biscuits, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post he makes very reasonable points though
you're expecting people to give it a chance, yet he's just quite sensibly explained why people won't actually bother - esp for an hour. I did 10 mins, good effort - but those titles....
 (I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Let me know what you think
unless you don't like it.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post nail
head
 (I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post TBF
HappyToast is only trying to be helpful, and he does raise some valid points.. the first 2 minutes aren't engaging enough to justify spending the next 50 minutes watching the rest. I'm sure you've put a lot of effort into it, but 50 mins is a long time to invest, especially on the internet where most people switch off after 10 seconds..
 (I helped save b3ta! Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I think HappyToasts' comments do reflect
the average internet user who will

1) Judge a book by its cover - right or wrong, a nice font might reduce the chance of it being clicked off before people give it a chance.
2) Want instant rewards. Most usability research suggests people skim read the internet. People need to know that it's worth their time before investing their time. A few exciting clips up-front are likely to encourage people to keep watching.

That said, good work getting it made, though I would question the wisdom of more people unnecessarily going onto the streets at the time.

edit: Having watched it now, I'd say that it could do being a bit more Jon Ronson and a bit less Nathan Barley. It seems a bit too "LOL riot" in places, and zooming in on someone lying apparently injured in the street seemed quite cold. Mocking the police's response for asking you to go home, rather than questioning what you are doing there seemed to highlight the lack of objective awareness that a documentary really needs. That said, it was pretty watchable, even if for morbid curiosity reasons.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I quote you Jerome K Jerome
George got quite huffy; but, as Harris said, if he didn’t want his opinion, why did he ask for it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post it IS a shame...
... bearing in mind I've seen HappyToast drunkenly crying onto his keyboard due to people criticising his work, he's being a little bit flippant about it all...

but, hey, what do I know?!
 (likeajackhammer, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post can't recall ever doing such a thing
drunkenly crying over the beauty of a Maru video perhaps, but not about any criticism any one has levelled at my work

but I'm sure you're right.


Are you going to critique the other people that have posted criticisms now or do you just have a thing against me?
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post it wasn't actually about a critique of your work...
but you were being fucking sensitive none-the-less
b3ta.com/board/6620349
 (likeajackhammer, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post fuck me... that was 5 years ago

(likeajackhammer, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post After digging back a bit further, it appears that it was you who was complaining there, I was explaining to the person what you had said
b3ta.com/board/6620305

Why did you pick that link? Seems a bit of an odd one to remember and incorrectly pull out of the air
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:56, Reply)
This is a normal post What does that have to do with anything here?
as you're doing a great job of backing me up about, you get very sensitive on here - so I find it a little strange you'd offhandedly dismiss someone's work in such a way.

Regardless of what you think, this person has spent more than five minutes on the project and it's his own work... So I'd expect - from you at least - a more constructive criticism
 (likeajackhammer, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not being sensitive, I'm being confused by what you're going on about :D
you started by saying I cried drunkenly in to my keyboard when someone criticizes my work, as evidence you then posted a link to me saying "I'm too pissed to care" about the file size of someone's image that you had commented on that you had remembered from 5 years ago.

Is that not just a little odd?
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post jesus...
look up there^^^^ "it wasn't actually about a critique of your work... "

so that's that bit sorted...

The fact remains that - in that sub thread - hence why it was the only bit posted, that you were drunk and being over sensitive... I have a good memory; what's wrong with that? I remember most things that have been said on here...

aaaaaanyway... due to said sensitivity, I am surprised by the flippancy... is it really THAT hard to understand? Am I typing this in a foreign language or something?
 (likeajackhammer, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post *gently fans the flames*
*runs and gets some petrol, just in case*
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
Yes, I said I was drunk, you're spot on there.
But if you mean the one reply after you call me a cunt was where I'm being sensitive, that was because I'd had a load of hate gaz mail at that time so was questioning if you meant it, nothing more, nothing less.

These are simple, calm questions, no sensitive weirdness.

Can you not see how strange it is though that you have brought up such an event like it was of major importance?

I tell you one thing I am guilty of though, and that's enjoying a nice long conversation and getting to the bottom of things ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post puff
:)
 (likeajackhammer, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft
Hate Gaz?

I gazzed you once. Asked you to Zombie me.

You ignored me.

*cries*

Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post You''l have to await the Zombie Apocalypse

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post are you serious?
"a thing against me"???

you precious queen...
 (likeajackhammer, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post are you over reacting?
I simply questioned why you were only complaining about my comments.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post quite simply..... because it was the first reply... and quite arsey in tone

(likeajackhammer, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post ahh, there's your problem
you interpreted tone from the written word
very easy to get wrong
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post but, you see, if I misinterpreted it from the written word...
the fella in question probably did too
 (likeajackhammer, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post *opens popcorn*
*slips nob through hole in bottom*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post oooh, butter

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post
boy-butter
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post "why are ya videoing me?"
"because your scum"
hahah well played

nice work, some good footage there
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't want to be negative but those font choices put me right off.
Also not really the first Riot documentary...
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006t14n
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post dammit
THought i'd got it out early enough for the beeb to take its normal month or 2. Guess they wanted the first one too
 (Joe Guevara is well known for stealing your biscuits, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Fair play to you both for getting out there...
I'd be a bit worried about getting boshed over the head for my camera on Salford Precinct in that kind of climate. It's mad enough round there on a quiet night. I filmed a vox pops near the market once and had to do a runner - that was on a Friday afternoon (pesky C2DE's!)

The doc... Think it needed a bit more structure and possibly a proper VO rather than a running commentary, enjoyed it nonetheless.

Anyway, thanks for sharing.
 (I helped save b3ta! littlefeet - his variable is not defined, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Some good footage there
Nice one.

I would have spent more time zooming to thugs' faces mind you...
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post
was it recorded on a mobile?
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I skipped about a lot n caught about 20 minutes of the main action between doin other stuff, but I found it interesting, might have a longer look later...
you're obviously not professionals and Panorama ain't gonna be worried for their jobs but you've had a crack at it, good to see someone stick their neck out n go have an independent look at what was really goin on out there on the night for our perusal, more than I woulda done mate, so cheers!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post OK

As Nasty Willow said in Buffy:

"Bored now"

Harsh I know.

If you're going to do anything long, especially on Youtube, then you have to grab the attention of the viewer in the first 30 seconds. You didn't manage that. Plus, your opening dialogue was scratchy as fuck. It's not a shot to camera or live video so there's no excuse for muddy sound.

I might watch it all when I have some time but, on first impressions, it needs some work.

Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post What he said ^

(The Tramp Surveyor, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked "Bad" willow :)
Keep looking for a cheap box set of buffy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Was
trying to keep the mud and grit for later on. Does need a bit of jazzing up in the first cupla minutes I see that now.

Still working on my production skills, just starting out I am, just starting out.

I like how the local paper (Pioneer) is going to print the link this thursday and the guy hasnt watched it yet so He doesnt know what he's submitting for print. Joy Joy. Cheers for the feedback matey, keep posting the great stories
 (Joe Guevara is well known for stealing your biscuits, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I stuck with it..
Some good footage in there, to be honest.
 (CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:17, Reply)
This is a link post Ten 1000mW blue lasers of the pocket size variety pointed on one spot = most awesome firestarter
-
The 10 laser beams all pointing at one spot is quite a sight!
(WorldScott, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post put a bit of meat in front of it

(likeajackhammer, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty sure that a small spot of meat
would go from rare to done rather rapidly!
 (WorldScott, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 19:57, Reply)
This is a link post Multiple Choice fail
Ronseal, plus the professor's response is excellent :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha classic
"B is the new C".
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post HaHaHa!
Excellent.

THREADJACK (sorry Jeccius) - Can anyone recommend a reliable way of downloading content from iPlayer (or 4OD, for that matter) to be saved indefinitely? Up until recently I have been using 'get_iplayer', but for the last few weeks it's been failing to download content. I'm not trying to pirate the BBC or anything - I'm a teacher, and it's handy to be able to show kids things during lessons. I don't mind buying software to do this, but just need to know that it will definitely work. Many thanks.
 (I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post iPlayer+
I use iPlayer+, which is Mac-only I'm afraid. Many times, downloads will fail a few times before succeeding.

code.google.com/p/iplayer-plus-2/
 (I helped save b3ta! WeirdWeb, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 2:51, Reply)
This is a normal post
I condone this kind of response, very funny. CLUNK!
 (I helped save b3ta! littlefeet - his variable is not defined, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!
It seems the teacher put about 50 times more effort into their response than the student.
 (I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I Once

Ran a probability analysis on Yes/No answers for an exam for surgeons. Over a 5 year period the Yes answers averaged out as 56.9% for yes, 43.1% for no.

If in doubt, for a Yes/no answer and you don't have a clue, go for yes. It's easier for the people setting the exams to set questions where the answer is in the affirmative.


Basic Psychology, innit?

Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post And how by randomly choosing one of five entries A - E
would you get lucky with "at least a quarter"?
Clearly not a professor of mathematics.
 (I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:44, Reply)
This is a link post Cultural Differences National Geographic
Guy's from Sudan go to the USA.
(redflame, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks I enjoyed that.
No idea why it needed the subtitles though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:38, Reply)
This is a normal post americans
can not understand anything that doesn't go on with in the borders of their country...

and even then...
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post The airplane food was funny
it is interesting to see how different people are, but also essentially, how similar, we all start from the same basics inside, it's just how we live that changes us.

Anyhoo, coffee then business for me...
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post
Great post. Highlights the increasingly regressive nature of our social species. But there's always going to be cultural differences between countries and it takes a large effort to embrace the changes...
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I find this quite sad
Sad for us. It shows that no matter how awesome we think things like crisps and electricity are, that someone who has never experienced them is happier without them. It's quite upsetting when he talks about how people aren't friendly and you can't just approach someone and talk to them without being considered a loony. I hate society me. :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Be happy
Move to Africa. its safe and cheerful there and everyone looks out for each other.
 (The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post just look out for the gang rape.

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I rather liked the question
asking what Santa has to do with Jesus.
Reminds me of when a primary school kid asks their teacher a very astute question and completely stumps them.
 (I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post i liked it
because they just seemed like such nice guys.
 (I helped save b3ta! parsley, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:32, Reply)
This is a normal post As an African
I find this highly entertaining.
 (The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Great this.
What is it from? is it part of a larger documentary?
 (the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Six parts:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCdwZGrpAXQ
 (I helped save b3ta! Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:10, Reply)
This is a link post "...and so they are casting their problems on society and who is society? There is no such thing."
The original Maggie Thatcher "There is no such thing as society" interview.

"But it went too far. If children have a problem, it is society that is at fault. There is no such thing as society. There is living tapestry of men and women and people and the beauty of that tapestry and the quality of our lives will depend upon how much each of us is prepared to take responsibility for ourselves and each of us prepared to turn round and help by our own efforts those who are unfortunate."

No society but a living tapestry? wtf.

"help...those less fortunate"? Yeah, tell it to the rich who pay no fucking tax and the banks who have (as per mofaha's FP) fucked us all over. They got theirs, as the saying goes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:08, Reply)
This is a normal post gotta shoot to work now
(just in case HHFH wants to berate me for not hanging round waiting to hear from him lol)
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:18, Reply)
This is a normal post "Yeah, tell it to the rich who pay no fucking tax "
I think you'll find that "the rich" pay a hell of a lot of tax. The top 10% of earners in the UK pay over 50% of the income tax bill.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:07, Reply)
This is a link post At approx. 5am this morning my sweet husband James died in his sleep I made this!
I'm sorry to take up a thread with this news just thought that it would explain any absence of me on b3ta for a while...
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 7:39, Reply)
This is a normal post That's awful news
So sorry Maiden. Hugs
 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 7:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks Bela

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 7:46, Reply)
This is a normal post DiedChokingOnHisVomitLikeARockstarLAD

(Janet is a fat mess and she smells of plop, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 23:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm so sorry.
I'm mainly just a lurker here, but have enjoyed you and your contributions. Hope that doesn't come off as creepy. Deepest condolences.
 (Rogue Sausage, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 7:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Of course not - I think it's always difficult finding the right words at a time like this
me too I'm currently trying my best not to do a "4eva in ur harts" dumbing down. I love him so much he was finally put on the bed after they tried damn hard to resuscitate him he looks so peaceful in the end as if he was just sleeping.
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 7:58, Reply)
This is a normal post You're a lovely person
and I just want you to be OK.
 (Rogue Sausage, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post sad news
big hugs foom me.
 (I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 7:52, Reply)
This is a normal post My great sympathy

(Omnizor Spooning bits of road for breakfast., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 7:55, Reply)
This is a normal post That's terrible :(
I'm so sorry for your loss
 (I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sorry to hear that,
was he ill? no idea what to say, hope you have people who can come and take care of things with you, if not and need someone to talk to, you know where we are.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:19, Reply)
This is a normal post He was suffering with pacreatitis which in of itself isn't terminal unless it get really bad
but the medicine they gave him to relive the pain was the kind cancer patiences are normally given and he was breathing really badly during the night had I had trouble trying to rouse him, walked him around the room a little at about 2.30am and he seemed a bit responsive so I let him go back to sleep in the hope the drugs would wear off but he seems to have choked on his own vomit in the night.
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
words fail me, completely at a loss for words.
hang in there.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:33, Reply)
This is a normal post So sorry to hear
It's a beautiful pic, looks like a great guy
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I am sorry to hear of your loss :(

(swank, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:20, Reply)
This is a normal post So sorry.
A big hug from me too.
 (I helped save b3ta! frox, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Awww no
That's awful. My thoughts are with you X
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey
Thats shite. My condolences :-(
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:24, Reply)
This is a normal post that's dreadful news, I'm so sorry for you

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry for your loss

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:26, Reply)
This is a normal post *hug*
I will try and be more mirthy in future to do my bit at helping out.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Noooooo! He will be missed!
I'm very sorry for your loss. Much love.
 (I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:35, Reply)
This is a normal post My condolences :(

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:37, Reply)
This is a normal post My condolences.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:38, Reply)
This is a normal post :-( thinking of you

(I helped save b3ta! acab, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry for your loss
My condolences
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sorry to hear about this
May I offer my condolences
 (I helped save b3ta! Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:51, Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm so, so sorry. My heartfelt condolences to you and your family.
 (I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Really sorry,
if there's anything we can do just ask.
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:08, Reply)
This is a normal post How sad.
So sorry to hear this. I hope you have the support you need around you.
 (I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:13, Reply)
This is a normal post sorry to hear it maiden
*bug Hug*

(also, thats a great pic of him. did you take it?)
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sorry to hear the sad news
My thoughts are with you
 (I helped save b3ta! Vulva could do with some motivation, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Feeling for you
Lost my Dad back in 2000 under similar circumstances and no-one who has'nt gone through the loss of someone so close can feel how your feeling right now.
It sounds corny as fuck but I found the best way to deal with it was to imagine them still there with you, just in your head rather than walking and talking. Although I'd imagine you don't feel anything but the emptiness that losing them has created.
Massive sympathy.
 (Sofa King I shaved my balls for this?!?!?!?!, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:25, Reply)
This is a normal post You're prefectly correct I do feel a massive void in my heart right now
but James during his life with me shone like a beacon in the darkest of places and I have nothing but happy memories of him - oh I miss him so much!
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:31, Reply)
This is a normal post My condolences

(walking pantomime, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:25, Reply)
This is a normal post

so so sorry
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm so sorry to hear that, hugs from Bristol.
There's some lovely photos there. This one made me smile- dog as trumpet! Look after yourself.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:29, Reply)
This is a normal post haha :D

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I can only echo what I said on Facebook
don't forget you have a huge online community you can depend on for support :)
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed the response has been very warming and I'm sure will help me get through this

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm so sorry.
:(
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh bloody hell. I can't imagine what it's like for you, but echoing what several people in this thread have said
Regardless of the odd bunch of fish that we are, we are a community and here for you in our own strange ways.
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I have many strange ways myself so I always felt at home here
even when things were sparking off a little.
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:47, Reply)
This is a normal post sorry to hear what happened this morning.
The internets is great of course, but I trust you have friends and family in the "real world" around you now too?
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Unfortunately not
there are some friends who have said I can come around to their place but as for my family I phoned my Dad (lives in Horncastle) early this morning and he said he would contact my Brother to pop around but o sign of him nor any phone call from him. We are not a close family although there is no animosity between us we just live our seperate lives with as little contact between us as possible if that make sense.
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Sure, I know what you mean. You're being very strong about it all.
Hope your bro comes soon. I'm sure your pals are very anxious and keen to see you also though...
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:38, Reply)
This is a normal post They've all been supportive
my Brother will come around tomorrow he phoned me eventually but i said I was ok and if I needed anything I will contact him
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry to hear your news.
X
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh No! That's tragic news, my Condolences with you dear Maiden
Our thoughts are with you. and as Toasty said, hang in there hon

Me.
 (I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sorry to hear your news Maiden
So very sad :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post No Words
Just hugs..
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm so sorry to hear of your loss
I hope you don't mind, but I posted this poem when another b3tan lost their mother.

Death Is Nothing At All by Henry Scott Holland

Death is nothing at all. It does not count. I have only slipped away into the next room. Nothing has happened. Everything remains exactly as it was. I am I, and you are you, and the old life that we lived so fondly together is untouched, unchanged. Whatever we were to each other, that we are still. Call me by the old familiar name. Speak of me in the easy way which you always used. Put no difference into your tone. Wear no forced air of solemnity or sorrow. Laugh as we always laughed at the little jokes that we enjoyed together. Play, smile, think of me, pray for me. Let my name be ever the household word that it always was. Let it be spoken without an effort, without the ghost of a shadow upon it. Life means all that it ever meant. It is the same as it ever was. There is absolute and unbroken continuity. What is this death but a negligible accident? Why should I be out of mind because I am out of sight? I am but waiting for you, for an interval, somewhere very near, just round the corner. All is well. Nothing is hurt; nothing is lost. One brief moment and all will be as it was before. How we shall laugh at the trouble of parting when we meet again!
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Beautiful Words
but slightly spoilt by your sig....

:)
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Point taken.
Sig removed for a day.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post

^^^^^^^^^ THIS POEM.
 (I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 0:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Holy crap, awful news
:(

Nothing to say except sorry and look after yourself
 (I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey :(
Sorry for your loss.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post aw, shit
terrible news :'-(
 (I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post that's awful
sorry for your loss :(
 (Alphabet Soap boshboshboshbosh, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post My condolences.

(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry for your loss.
awful news :(
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm really sorry to hear that Maiden :(

(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:42, Reply)
This is a normal post fuck thats terrible, i'm so sorry to hear that

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm so sorry
What a lovely lot most b3tans are. At times of sadness like this it kind of rekindles your faith in people.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post not good news
I'd written a big long reply, but it didn't seem appropriate. Deepest sympathy and all that :o(
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry to hear your sad news.
:-(
 (I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post My condolences
:(
 (I helped save b3ta! miltonlives on, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm so sorry hun.
Please accept my deepest condolences.
 (I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post sorry to hear this.
It's nice you can get comfort from b3ta. Peace.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post *hug*

(I helped save b3ta! The MooseBlaster, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:56, Reply)
This is a normal post That's such terrible news
I'm so sorry to hear of your loss :(
 (asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post So, so sad to hear this
All of us are here for you, Becky. Hugs from across the ocean.
 (I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Terrible news,
There really is little to nothing anyone can say or do that feels like it would help when something like this happens, but I'm sure I speak for nearly every person on B3ta when I say we are thinking of you. Take care.
 (I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post My condolences, :(
As others have said, /links is here for you, hopefuly we can put a smile on your face the times that it seems nothing can.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post My thoughts
are with you Becky.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm really sorry to read this.
I almost never come on the links board and have no idea why I did today but I am really sorry to hear of your loss. My sincerest condolences.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm so sorry...
I hope the long list of people who care about you in this thread helps lift your spirits a little at this awful time.
 (I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post It does, tremendously so.

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post :(
seems an overly simple, even silly way to express it, but as everyone else says, you have my sympathies.
 (I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I think condolences means the same thing but thanks for the sympathies

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm so sorry maiden.
Lovely pics of him, hold onto those happy memories, and take care of yourself. Massive love from me. xx
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm so sorry to hear this.
It must be bloody awfull to lose someone you really love.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post That's sad news
My thoughts are with you
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Sad news
I'm so sorry. Hang in there. Hugs.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post My condolences
on your loss.
 (Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post :(
Hugs and condolences!
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 23:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh no, that is such sad news.
My condolences. Take care of yourself. x
 (I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 0:21, Reply)
This is a normal post My Condolances

(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 2:14, Reply)
This is a normal post :( Sooo Sorry.
Thinking of you and yours.
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 4:42, Reply)

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