I have so much love to give you.(
Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:14,
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Why didn't you mention it back then,instead of starting a new thread for attention?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:14,
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Because some people aren't here all day, everyday.(
Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:15,
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[something witty in reply](
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:16,
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Yes,maybe there's somebody around who can fill this in for you.
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Zuowan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:19,
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Maybe, I won't hold my breath though.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:19,
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Noone was expecting that reply,really, noone at all.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:21,
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Everyone was expecting you to be shit, though.(
Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:23,
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It's an axiom of life.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:23,
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ME ME MEhow about,
"Your mum's not here all day, everyday, because she's... shit!"
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"The popular page is shit""Edit: I can't believe you losers have put this on the popular page"
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Zuowan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:24,
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what happened to the hat...(
Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:19,
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Hello Dill, nice to see you here. :)How've you been?
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Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:16,
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That is a rather lovely job indeed(
elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:18,
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HelloAll the old ones are making an appearance today.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:18,
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So, checking the search option for references to yourself?How sad.
I, for one, have never done this.
NEVER!
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:20,
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There's a list of who searches for themselvesb3ta.com/search/talk/themselves
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elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:22,
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I cannot dispute this.(
elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:29,
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hello person who appears to be quite popular...I'm going to be in this thread to attempt to make myself look good
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I hope you look and sound like the farmer from Modern Toss.(
Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:23,
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Dill. Dill diddly dill dill dill. Dildo dodo dangalang-a-dill. Dill.Hello.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:30,
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Hahaha!You're such an arse sometimes, but you make me laugh.
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Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:33,
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Fuck you Wonder YearsI caught about 5 minutes of an episode on the telly, and it made me start blubbing. It always fucking does this.
What sort of sick mind games are they playing? Is it subliminal? Some kind of mind technology to reduce all BUTCH HETEROSEXUAL MEN into crying emotional wrecks?
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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:00,
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Isn't Paul from the Wonder Years actualy Marylin Manson?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:00,
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I don't understand how someone can grow up to be a [whatever marylin manson] is.Won't they get terribly embarrassed when their mates and family find out?
I'm including all "Cyber Goths" or whatever they call them selves. Not nesserarly the sucessfull ones like marylin manson himself, but more like that spotty kid who works in ASDA.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:06,
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Most of them only do it when they're teenagers.And teenagers have a remarkable ability to have absolutely no idea about anything at all.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:08,
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But if you go down to somewhere like Candom, there are THAAASSANDS OV EM.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:10,
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Camden Town is one of the few places where no-one looks at me funny.(
Bob Todd whee, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:12,
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Nobody looks at anybody else in Camden.Not unless they need to.
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Zuowan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:14,
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Maybe that's because you dress like a massive twat.(
Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:15,
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Yespeople have been dressing in the style known as goth/gothic since the early 80s. I personally think it's GORGEOUS.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:14,
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Yes, men look like women and women look a mess.Goth is SO rubbish.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:16,
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nooolady goths are often hawt.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:18,
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But mostly just fat messes.(
Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:18,
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you can be a fat mess in any clothing style:P
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:26,
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Yes yes, I understand all of that.But lets be honest here:
Most goth girls are fat and a mess. You can't beat facts, can you?
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:29,
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From the overwhelming evidence I've seen:yes.
Most of the skinny ones are more emo-ey.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:34,
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You ditched him, that's enough upset for now, don't start bullying Damion over his weight as well now.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:29,
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pfftmeanie :)
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:34,
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My brother was a goth, back in the 80s.He looked like shit and I told him.
He was far too effete to put up any resistance, though.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:20,
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Luckily for me I give not a toss about what you think of the way I dress.I'm much more interested in your food tips.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:21,
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Are you a fat mess?Come on, be honest. No one will be upset.
Except you.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:22,
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Slightly.I'm not upset, I'm losing weight as we speak, and have been for some time. Then I'll just be a mess.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:24,
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Congratulations on your degirthing.(
Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:24,
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Thank you very much.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:25,
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now the thing with him ishe actually talks a lot of sense about censorship of music and the alleged connection between music and gun crime
he just looks like a great big poof
and his music is shit
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:08,
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Well there's no proven causal link between pseudo-homo-shit-musicianry and being wrong about politics.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:11,
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when i was young, i guess you could say i was a proto-emo (before there was such a thing).There's a wonderful picture of my standing in the wood work room using the lathe, long hair dangling right into the machinery, eye liner, red/black stripey socks on my arms, dog collar... the lot.
I'm not embarrassed. At the time, no one really said anything. it took me 2 years before I realised some people thought I was gay (I had a girlfriend at the time). It's just part of my past, best to get it all out before you get into adulthood.
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Teenage goth then.I still dress quite gothic a lot of the time, because it suits me, I think I look good and the more people say 'aren't you too old to be dressed like that?' the more I'll do it as these people obviously place FAR too much stock in what others think and if you do that you're a fucking faliure.
I wear loads of crazy shit, actually, but I love it all.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:09,
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Yes, you can be.The ones that mope are just depressed because they're teenagers.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:11,
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I think I've only meet one unhappy goth, compaired to loads that are happy.I still think the look is... well, it's not for me, anyway.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:23,
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It's for massively confused teenage boys and massive girls.(
Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:25,
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well, you seem like the kind of person whose look is'underpants and not leaving the house'
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Don't forget the dressing gown.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:36,
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According to your profile you hate all forms of religionthat's a silly opinion don't you think?
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I don't think so, I think you should have faith in yourself, not in an invisible friend.(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:13, archived)
And the two are mutually exclusive, all of a sudden?This is great, going adfter someone who is silly about atheism makes a refreshing change from going after religious fools.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:17,
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if anything it's the brainwashing and suppression aspects of religions that I have a massive problem withI've lost a lot of friends to 'Faith'. Good, cool people who suddenly get in with the wrong crowd and turn into dull bible zombies.
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So it's not "all forms of religion" that you have a problem with, is it?It should read "some forms of religion" and then, all of a sudden, you aren't a bigot any more.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:22,
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That doesn't happen to all people with faith though.Some of us manage to be right cunts with social lives and slight dependencies on soft drugs and porn.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:23,
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sorry, I just see anyone who has an invisible friend above the age of 8as mentally ill.
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Sorry, I just see someone who gives a shit about what I believe when it affects them in exactly 0 waysas someone who has far too much time on their hands and not enough intelligence to fill it.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:26,
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well you brought it into the argument!I don't care. Live your life. Talk to your delusions at night.
No need to get so uppity when someone badmouths a bedtime story.
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'sorry, I just see anyone who has an invisible friend above the age of 8'If you can't take it, don't dish it. If you don't care, then having to make the point in your profile... well, that hardly adds up.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:30,
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Go away and read some proper philosophy.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:34,
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An inability to see the world from the perspective of others' is a form of mental illness.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:27,
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It's actually a mild psychosis.*snorts, pushes glasses up nose*
Though I'm going to guess that in this case the poster, who has otherwise been excellent, is merely pretentious and young.
And if you tell anyone I've been sticking up for god-botherers I'll burn your church down, you bible eating freak.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:30,
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*spits out half chewed page from Corinthians*I promise.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:32,
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I can see the point of a child rapist.The tight anus of a small boy may be a nice feeling. But I don't think it's right in any way.
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And here we have the old logical fallacy known as the argument by inappropriate analogy.Wrong when priests use it, wrong when you use it.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:32,
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You still can't see the point of religious people, though.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:35,
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that old rhetorical chestnut.I can picture you snorting loudly down your nostrils as I write this.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:29,
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Here's the point you should make;"I hate religion but not religious people."
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Zuowan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:34,
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Or "I disagree with religion."That'd be far better.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:40,
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It's just that "religion" referes to an incredibly wide range of beliefs, practices and organisiation.To claim hatred of that entire panoply implies several sweeping conclusions.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:44,
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I hate religion, peppers, halva, Basingstoke and Chris Moyles.None of these are people so these are opinions I am free to have.
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Zuowan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:48,
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** Sigh ** You were doing so well !There are a lot of people who belive in some sort of higher-power, after life, and magical sky wizard... who are fine decent normal people, who enjoy a good wank as much as anyone else.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:27,
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^ this is my point.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:32,
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i'm not saying they're bad peoplejust that religion is a form of suppression that we could probably get rid of now we're a bit grown up as a race.
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And forbidding people to believe what they want is....?(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:34,
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No it isn't.Not necessarily, anyway.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:37,
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HahaThere was a picture on my facebook when I was about fourteen/fifteen, with flares with pink piping, bleached blonde hair, and a longsleeve teeshirt with a pink fish on it.
No wonder I turned out like I did really.
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moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:11,
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i have the gayest picture of me wearing girls purple flares.I think I got away with it to be honest. I still have them but it's like squeezing into... well, todays fashionable trousers!
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They have no reason to getembarrassed. Its just a 'look'.
No different from wearing jeans and a t-shirt.
Hell, people even wear tracksuits in public!
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it's all part of teenage exploration of self.7 years later, i still see bits of it bleed into my personality and even work.
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Why shrug it offif you enjoy it?
There is a little Norwegian black cartoon called Nemi. I can't find it online, so i've typed it out for you here:
Cyan: "Have you seen what my little sister looks like these days? I'm totally embarrassed now she's got piercings too! It's probably just a phase she's going through. Most people stop wearing extreme clothing by the time they're thirty"
Nemi: "I don't think its necessarily about phases at all. I think it because people like you make it so hard for others to be different that after a few years they cant bear being themselves anymore"
I think that sums it up.
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no, i just grew up and realised i looked like a dick with socks on his arms(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:26, archived)
hahathis too.
I think that there's probably a bit of both to it. When it comes down to it, Goths are still following a fashion trend, however alternative it is. It's not about being different so much as it's about fitting in with a different group of people.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:50,
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Gonz lovemost people's friends and family see them clothed, so would probably already be aware.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:12,
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I do love the cyber goth look.I'd have given my right arm for a full set of dreadfalls a few years ago, too.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:17,
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Yo mean like dreadlocks?I'm sorry, and this is just my personal opinon, by dreadlocks/corn-rolls(?) look horrendous on white people.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:21,
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absolutely.on girls they look maybe ok, if they're done well.
but men look total idiot-fails.
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corn-rowsand they are different. You were right with dreadlocks.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:25,
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they can do, you're rightdreadfalls are the material-based, colourful kind.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:28,
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I had some wicked green ones, back when my hair was blackand some extra long normal hair falls. HEAVY AS FUCK, the long ones were.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:31,
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aw jealous.I wanted the more hippy-like multicoloured ones. All scraggy and messy, lovely!
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:37,
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I do dread extensionsit's quite hard to make those messy....I like doing them all neat.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:40,
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Hmm, clicking on 'next' quite a few times there, doesn't lead me to something that I think looks good.Although I've seen those things suit some people at Candy.
I don't think they would suit you though, sorry.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:35,
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I prefer my short hair nowmuch less effort, too.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:39,
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Bob Holness, Baker Street etc.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:02,
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no but Pugsley Addams grew up to be Meat LoafBELIEVE IT
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:02,
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I don't know,but more of this sort of thing.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:01,
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I watch Wall-E at the weekendand I had a tear in my eye at the end
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wupwupwup wupwupwup, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:01,
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Same thing used to happen to me when the Gummy Bears theme tune kicked in(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:01,
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*breaks into song*I do actually do this with the Gummi Bears song. I can't help it. it's the 'Gummi BEEEEEEEARS' bit. Triumphant.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:02,
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These two get mewww.youtube.com/watch?v=XIl5YwcO72g
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwH1taatvyM
In a sort of punch the sky way :)
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:04,
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I'm at workno tube.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:13,
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I can't remember the Wonder Years, really.Watch some Boston Legal, it's way better.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:01,
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...it was on that day that my father and I were closer than we've ever been BLAH BLAH BLAH.(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:01,
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You're just not butch or heterosexual.You're also struggling to fall into the "men" category.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:01,
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I get a bit emotional when the Millionaire on Secret Millionaire gives poor, smelly people money(
Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:01,
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Yeah, what a fucking wasteThey'll only spend it on food and stuff like that, rather than new cars and a helicopter
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magnum, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:03,
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IndeedI like how they say "He is worth £200,000,000 and then they sit there choosing whether to give 20 grand to the hostel OR the old people's day centre
IF YOU'RE THAT FUCKING RICH GIVE THEM BOTH THE MONEY
Grr
Edit: Hehe, I originally typed "money" as Monet"
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Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:04,
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Real men cry at It's A Wonderful Life.(
LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:01,
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No, real men spend 30 minutes fiddling with the TV settings, trying to get the colour to work(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:03,
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ohh yes!I did a little cry right at the start when the old fella in the chemists apologises for hitting the boy.
But I also cry at the end of Wrath of Khan, so what do I know...
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I FUCKING HATE THAT FILMShittest thing ever produced.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:12,
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Because it's not very goodand you're forced to watch it every year.
Not very good + forced to watch it = feelings of utter hatred towards it.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:17,
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no one forces you to watch it.I've never seen it on tv, i bought the dvd. i think it is utterly wonderful.
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Yes, you're forced to watch it every fucking christmas as a child.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:19,
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Oh grow up.Straight men don't cry at things like this.
The things that straight men are allowed to cry at are as follows;
1:Your team losing.
2:Your scrotum caught in your fly.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:02,
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Crying over a bunch of other chaps in short shorts losing at a game that doesn't matterdoesn't strike me as all that macho.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:03,
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It's not macho in and of itself.But as real men don't allow their bottled up emotions to be released in other ways it's a good method of reducing wife-beating among the lower orders.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:07,
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Ah, I have a New Man at home.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:09,
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I'm going to resist making a cheap gag about how he's clearly gay.However, he is clearly gay.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:12,
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He still roots me, so I'll somehow survive.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:13,
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And disturbing.Tell him to stop.
I don't swing that way.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:20,
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He says you'll cave, one day.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:35,
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Things I hate, on the internet, by gonzo: Youtube People.- Slideshows of pictures with some song over the top... esspeicaly for video events (eg, the olympic hand-over and music videos).
- Crappy TXTSPK comments.
- People who put in names like "Brittany spears goes down on Margaret Thatcher", the middle frame being a soft-core porn shot, and the video being some sort of political statement.
- Video Blogs that are just shit.
- People pandering to girls who do video blogs.
- Credits that last longer than the actual video; when it's just one person doing it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:39,
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True(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:40,
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I like ALL OF THEM.(
Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:43,
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Things I hate about Tesco by LimeyTreat.1. Nearly everything.
2. All the things I don't usually hate on a day when it's raining outside.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:41,
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I got a dress from there last weekdon't hate my dress, it's lovely.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:42,
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If I was feeling angrier I would rant about buying clothes from supermarkets.I'm feeling quite cheery so I won't.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:43,
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I had to get it for a thingit was cheap, and brown and orange.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:44,
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Asda is good for that too.I got a nice green and white one there for less than £20.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:54,
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well I'm not a dress person, as I have a penis.but i do like the slimfit primark shirts. I have about 7 black ones. I don't know why.
Tesco jeans are ok too.
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Penis does not negate frock.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:58,
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Always, but you never answer.Fucking caller ID.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:02,
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Good reasons...(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:43,
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are you a supermarket snob? ;)(
its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:45,
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I shop at Waitrose because I like itI don't have to shop for a big family so can afford to treat myself to nice food :D
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I shop at tescobecause it's 100m away and Waitrose is about 8 miles away.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:48,
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^thisand I get to walk along the river to get there :D
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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:50,
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I can do thatexcept with a canal. But then I come up at the back end of tesco, and that's where the teenagers hang out, crowded around their solitary cigarette and shouting things such as 'OI GINGER MINGE, THIS IS OUR PLACE'
No, this is Tesco. And considering I'm a land owner on this street, it's much more mine than yours.
And anyway, I've not got a ginger minge.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:52,
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Waitrosedo very good stuff I feel, but often if you look at the other supermarkets premium brands they are equally good and a few pence cheaper which, over the cost of a basket, adds up nicely.
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i'm not too fussed about expensive food.As long as I get the chemical energy I need to live another tedious few hours till it's drinking time, i'm ok with whatever tesco value shit i tip uncooked down my throat.
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no such thing as a poor architectOnly a poor architectural technologist or architectural student.
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or an unemployed architect.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:56,
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i'm between student and architectural assistant.Looking for a placement at the mo, or anything else that will pay me to do cinema 4d and 3dsmax shizzle.
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Call centres are always looking out for staff, you know.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:00,
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i have a friend doing that.7 quid an hour (yesterday 9!) for 10 hour shifts, sometimes finishing at half 11 at night.
I can live on the bread line. I'd rather keep my soul.
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I'm not an architectbut i'm sure theres more to it than "cinema 4d and 3dsmax shizzle".
Were you a good student?
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i was alright. got a 2.1, first for my dissertation.worked hard and long at it too. It's proving difficult to get a job though.,
There is more to it, like Vectorworks and Photoshop. And Powerpoint.
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:(same old story.
I wish I'd done architecture instead, at least jobs in that field actually exist.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:06,
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what did you do?It was a fantastic course. Working all through the night, living on Relentless, sleeping on the studio floor. Being with people you enjoyed the company of, sharing ideas... I shall miss it forever.
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Theoretical Physics.Apparently, there's a shortage of physicists. Crying out for them, they are. So where are the damn job adverts?
The only things going seem to be graduate schemes in the defence industry.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:12,
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I'm a shop snob. I like shopping at markets and independent shops and farm shops and not at supermarkets.I'm lazy, poor and a hypocrite though so I don't always do all of those things.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:49,
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very wellI'd probably do so if I had the money
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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:50,
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that's just having principles.but you're clearly NOT poor if you can afford such luxuries.
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I get my buttler to go to Harrods for my shopping.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:00,
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Youtube has made scrotes mistakenly think they are important.Whereas I am well aware of my lack of import. This doesn't annoy me, but I think it's a bit shit.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:42,
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This video blog guy is the worst.www.youtube.com/user/ArgusEyes
Especially because he seems like he should know better.
This one is the biggest fail therefore the biggest win:
www.youtube.com/user/Pruane2Forever
I wish he was on blogtv.
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Zuowan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:42,
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Subscribers (8663)=((((((((((((
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:48,
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I think this is ULTIMATE FAIL.uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj6ZhGm_cGg&feature=iv
What is up with these annotations everywhere?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:52,
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ARRRRGH! KILL IT!I've never heard davew27's voice, but I'm willing to bet it sounds exactly like that.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:50,
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This is my personal favoritewww.youtube.com/watch?v=VCsJ5Tb6WY0
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Zuowan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:55,
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checking ... checking ... checking ... nope, don't give a shit about any of thatnext post please
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:43,
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self-important emo blogs,websites for suppliers of things that don't tell you their prices, and you have to fill in a form to get a quote,
when you try to find information or reviews or comparisons about a product and all you get is "compare prices" or other search engines that link to other search engines.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:44,
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Websites for shopswhere you can't fucking buy anything. You can just look at the stuff that you can buy in store.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:45,
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yes,this country is terrible for that. Business people over here still don't seem to have any idea what the internet is actually for, they think it's just advertising.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:48,
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Maybe that's what you could do.Visit these people and beat into their heads the idea of what being a shop actually is.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:49,
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I hate web work though :(It would also require me to be quite assertive, and the very idea of that is quite frightening, to be honest.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:50,
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I'll arm youthen you don't have to be assertive, just the gun has to be.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:53,
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It'll be amazing.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:57,
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Compare prices sites should be automatically eliminated from searches.If there was a search engine that did that I'd use it.
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Zuowan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:47,
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Porn link sites where every picture is just a link to another porn link sites.So you spend half an hour trying to find just one video or gallery.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:50,
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There's a lot of money in websites like that,for some reason. One of my "cousins" did it.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:51,
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o rly?I wonder how you get into that sorta stuff. Just linking? Googleads?
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Dunno.No doubt you have to navigate a 100-level-deep pyramid of "how to make money on the internet" links to find out.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:55,
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My dad is genuinely surprised I haven't managed to do it yet.I have no interest in either making a fortune, or gimmicky websites, the chances of an idea for a fortune-making gimmicky website coming into my head are pretty slim.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:00,
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as in,one of my "uncle"'s kids. "Uncle" as in "one of my mum's friends".
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:04,
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THIS SO HARDQuick mini thread: Top Video Streaming sites
xvideo
totallynsfw
coomgirls
amateurgalore
youporn
go go go!
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Have you ever met Jacob Dyer?He's all of these things, and more!
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Come on.Nobody has actually met Jacob Dyer.
He's just a manifestation of our collective sickness.
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Zuowan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:48,
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If he did then I'd hope he would leave the occasional comment.(
Zuowan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:56,
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Straight from the top of ma dome...free-fre-freestyler
in stereo... wit da freestyler!
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Someone has remixed that I heard on the radioIt's not been done well either
Edit: Ah, it appears they may have done it themselves
I preferred the original
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Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:46,
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Also, people who put a happy hardcore soundtrack over a clip from a cartoon.Just why?
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Bob Todd whee, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:48,
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actually, that's pretty funny.But the only if you're on drugs. Which I guess is the point. I like all those random pwn things or whatever.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyAvaLsLFl8
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:53,
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Yes, butthats the price we pay for giving every Tom, Dick and Harry freedom of speech.
I'd run youtube very differently. With more hatred and sarcasm.
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No racisismor bigotry though.
Ah, fuck it. Bigotry and racisism for everyone!
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Be honest.You're just disappointed that the promised treat of item three doesn't materialise.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:52,
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SUCCESS!They're resetting my password within the hour.
I'm sure you've all been on the edge of your seats. Would anybody like to talk about football while I'm at it?
Footy, eh? Fantastic.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:26,
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Mainly the Premiership, but I'm flexible on leagues.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:27,
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Their stadium is in BletchleyNext to a giant asda.
Great ambition.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:36,
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I almost fell asleep at the wheel in MK, one time.Hubare was there.
How we laugh about it now.
As for the football. It'll be interesting to see how Di Matteo copes this season.
If they can hold their own, they could push for promotion again within 2 years.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:38,
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I just accidentally deleted my own post,no-one should be alarmed.
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well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:39,
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Coventry play Newcastle tonight JMG.What do you think the outcome will be?
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:35,
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Christ we have no fully fit strikers...2-1 to the Toon.
Perhaps two from set-pieces, corners and the like.
A big Stevie Taylor header.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:39,
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I' hoping Coventry will cause an upset akin to that against Manchester last season.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:41,
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Meh nobut I did see Midnight Meat Train, and it was a bit sucky
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:28,
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That title worries me somewhat.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:28,
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No it's not porn...People getting killed in the subway...stupid plot spin, whole (book) story got raped.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0805570/
Trailer:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pifkqLq6c0
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:30,
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someone tell Berbatov to get his finger out of his arse and sign a contractin his own poo if necessary
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:28,
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Spurs believe they are a massive club because they're in London.Whereas the reality is that they are a selling club once one of the big teams comes calling.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:28,
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that's oddI believe they're a gang of prancing fairy-boys because they're in London
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:31,
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Light on their Feet.Southerners..
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:32,
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I bet most of them have moved out of their parents' houses but live with their sistersthey're odd like that, pretty much anywhere south of Cheshire
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:33,
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:32,
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We should have sold him MONTHS agoand payed whatever the hell Zenith St Petersburg wanted for Arshavin
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:34,
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Spurs are prepared to "Let him rot."I think they should take Roy Keane's advice and fuck him off sharpish.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:34,
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It's been quite the season of upsets, in the football.Nobody thought Wexford would get past Armagh, and Tyrone's hammering of Dublin came as a surprise to all.
Still, we're all waiting for the Cork/Kerry replay.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:28,
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Sunderland would sign Foster and Allen and stick them in defence if Niall Quinn saw them play a reserve match one time.Oh Sunderland. Why must you buy the Irishmen that aren't any good?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:29,
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They're not proper Irishmen if they play a garrison game.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:30,
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I've got football sweatbandsbut they're not for me, they're for a mate. Wearing them makes people think you like football and are Scottish.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:28,
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The ginger hair helps as well, I think.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:31,
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We don't have to play until the 3rd round.Stick that up your northern urethra.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:28,
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We've had a game of football in the Champions League.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:30,
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We would have...if there wasn't that awful food poisoning incident.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:31,
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We can never tell. You mightn't have even got through the qualifiers.You'd have got the place if you'd have held on for dear life at Highbury.
Ignore the Dehli-Belly that struck the team down at Upton Park.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:33,
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True, over the whole season we got 5thcan't base it on one game.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:35,
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No football, cake.I'm going to make this...
www.tesco.com/Superstore/recipes/p/i/recipes/1288.jpg
It's not going to look like that.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:28,
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if it doesn'tgrab about 3 big bars of chocolate to melt- if it looks like shit just cover it in melted chocolate and refrigerate. Then nobody'll be the wiser.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:30,
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Exactly. I'm not even going to be eating it, my sister's supposed to be bringing dessetto a dinner party but she can't cook so, like a mug, I said I'd whip something up.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:33,
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Your sister needs to appreciate her luck, I think.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:34,
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I think so too. She won't though.(
LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:35,
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This upsets me, offline.Speaking as a half-only child I'd have loved a big sister, even a shit one. But she's got a nice one.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:38,
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She's alright sometimes. She's a very typical youngest child though.Even though she's only youngest by two minutes because she's a twin.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:43,
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I suppose when you're all oldyou'll be able to make her blush with stories of her more idiotic times. I'll just have to do that to my children.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:45,
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Good luck with this game.*Five*
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:31,
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Brown Pig Nose with fruit coming out it's snotty nostrils?(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:31,
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No it's a pigcock cigar with herpes(
Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:33,
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There's always one that has to go too far.You've soiled the Donkey name! Go to your room and think about what you've done. Wait til your father gets home.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:36,
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It'll be gone when the morning comes.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:33,
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that looks marvelous.I baked a lovely cake the other day. There was 500g of chocolate within its sponge, filling and sauce.
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Have you changed the spelling of your name?(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:33,
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yes to correct it.As I am a spelling fail.
See also: www.b3ta.com/board/8685303
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Nothing wrong with whiskey.Or whisky.
They both get the Dr Preference seal of approval.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:37,
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I made a cakeIt was a carrot cake with 175g of cream cheese icing.
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wupwupwup wupwupwup, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:40,
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Until 4 days ago I would never have touched carrot cake.But I'm ok with it now.
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good for youI never liked it then realised it doesn't count as a vegetable.
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wupwupwup wupwupwup, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:43,
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I was in Leeds yesterday for CARNEEVAL!it was most awesome... whites and blacks, spraffing cigarettes off each other...
Needless to say they all loved me, they asked how you were - in unison just before shouting "RICE AND PEAS!" yum!
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I trust they rolled the red carpet out for you, as a support of "JMG FOR MOD!".It's going well.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:32,
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there were several outfits and costumes to this effect!along with t-shirts with "I am bald and on the mum and live with dole etc etc etc" written on them
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Rice and peas.I may make this for the chap tonight with some jerk chicken. Chicken or mutton curry?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:33,
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You appear to be clueless.It's Curry Mutton, or Curry Chicken.
Do not get the words the wrong way around.
And the answer, obviously, is Mutton.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:36,
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Why not? I'm fucking making itI can call it fabulous quadruped party suprise if I so please.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:37,
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BUT IT'S CALLED "CURRY MUTTON".And, really, you should be using GOAT.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:37,
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I'm very powerful in the black community.(
Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:39,
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Do they sell goat in Tesco?No.
They barely sell mutton in Tesco, it's just going to be lamb.
It's called whatever I like Bud, whether you cry or not. I might not even make it, it's only if I can get all the stuff together.
I want to make him some proper St Lucian food, but that'd involve finding out what that is.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:39,
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LOOK, RIGHT.I'm an expert on West Indian food. I've won awards and stuff.
It's "CURRY MUTTON". It's even written in caps, on those little neon starburst signs you only get in West Indian food shops.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:41,
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Heehee.Right, expert, what's proper St Lucian food then? I can't just make him sugared tamarinds and guava cheese.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:43,
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If you serve a man Guava Cheese, you clearly don't love him.(
Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:45,
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Oh and: Callaloo Soup.It's lovely.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:46,
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His mum brought him some backand she's quite fond of him.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:46,
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But it's like sick and human flesh in one ghastly, squidgy nightmare.(
Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:47,
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I thought it was alrightthe tamarinds were nicer though. Mmmm, sour.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:48,
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I actually did a bit of sick in my mouth when I tried it, upsetting not only my girlfriend-at-the-timebut also her freakishly strong mother, who called me a "raasclart" and threatened to "kiss me footback to RAAS".
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:49,
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Have you ever been threatened by an angry fat Jamaican woman?It's not pleasant. Especially when you've seen her move a fridge out of the kitchen, into the garden, on her own, without a single sign of strain.
The woman was FREAKISHLY STRONG. I feel this point needed to be made repeatedly.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:52,
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I've been racially abused by a fat Jamaican woman.For daring to ask her if she sold dread wax (my partner has big thick dreads).
I was the wrong person to get into a war of words with, there was a reason she was a shop assistant in a hair things shop.
But no, never physically threatened.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:55,
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I suggest foregoing food and just present your anus at him with a tub of Vaseline...otherwise you don't love him
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Kids and Grownups love it so, the happy world of Anal-OH!(
Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:53,
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Vaseline?I'm not an amateur.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:56,
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*clears throat*RICE AND PEAS FOR THE GREAT BIG MOTHERFUCKIN WIN... BITCHES!
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You aren't a woman of b3ta until you can down three cans of super-strength whilst scratching your bollocks.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:27,
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I don't really look,but you CAN still get Primula, I did look out for that.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:27,
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At the moment i'm having a lot of work done on my house.So things are getting moved all over the place, and the whole thing is a bit of a mess.
The upshot of all this is that last night I slept on a mattress on the floor.
It was in every way as comfortable as sleeping on a bed.
So my question is; why the fuck do we have beds?
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:18,
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To put used condoms underneathand bras
Edit: and wine bottles, a plate of biscuits and a lone shoe
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Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:19,
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He means daddy.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:52,
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Surely some other advanced technology could be developed for this.Like, say, the box?
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:19,
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Bras, in a box?Edit:
If the condoms are in a box in the bedside drawer, why on earth would I put a used one back in anyway?
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Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:20,
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This is a terrible idea and I'm oot.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:21,
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Because they serve no purpose whatsoever.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:20,
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There are many things that fit that category,i wouldn't worry about them.
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well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:21,
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I'm sick of people falling for the pro-beddist lobby and their lies.SLEEPERS OF THE WORLD UNITE, YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR BEDS!
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:22,
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To keep things under.NEXT
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:19,
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Like chastity belts and swollen bollocked 'boyfriends'.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:21,
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I think I may have to pop him back on ignore before I get entirely out of hand and cause internet tears.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:23,
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ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT MYKEY ISN'T GETTING ANY, DESPITE ACTING LIKE HE'S SOME SORT OF SEX EXPERT?(
Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:24,
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THE WORD IS SEXPERT.AS ANY BOFFIN WORTH HIS SALT WOULD KNOW.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:25,
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Haha, that sounds like a Scottish person that's not getting any sex.lololololololol etc.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:30,
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Actually, I meant to say "pest", not "expert".(
Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:32,
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Lifting folds isn't a Karma Sutra move.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:26,
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World's Strongest Man seems more fitting.(
Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:30,
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Mykey has so much sex that it's almost ironic that he calls me a slag.(
LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:26,
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He wants you to be a slag, with him.But he's too trapped in a sexless relationship to ever face up to this issue.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:31,
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And too fat for normal, sane women to ever consider touching him.(
Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:31,
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Bad luck for me.(
LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:34,
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You must be gutted.(
Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:35,
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Totally.(
LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:36,
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I should say so.I mean, if it wasn't for having me as an internet boyfriend you'd obviously have to resort to interaction with real boys.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:37,
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I've been meaning to talk to you about that.I've been doing snogging with Real Life Boys. Does this count as cheating? They can't fulfil me as much as your pixels do though, I promise.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:40,
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You massive slag.I demand you make this up to me, a perfect stranger, by providing me with pictures of your tits.
/Mykey/
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:42,
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I think that's fineI believe that's standard LOLcyber protocol. Although, I'm probably coming to the OMG christmas bash, so you do realise we can only converse through mobile phones connected to b3ta, from opposite ends of the bar? all else would break all the rules of THE INTERNET.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:43,
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And that would never do.Imagine, people talking on the internet AND in real life.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:48,
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So we can put stuff under themthus making more use of the space.
Possibly.
This is why I have a bed, anyway.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:19,
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SPACEPISS!How is your vagina today anyway?
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:20,
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It was angry, now it's stalking minor celebrities in Cheltenham.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:21,
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Wearing its deerstalker i hope?(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:22,
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I like Futonsbut everyone I talk to about them says I'm wrong and that futons are uncomfortbale and too hard.
I find them much comfier than beds.
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WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:19,
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I find long grass comfy to sleep on(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:20,
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Neither's your mattress/futon cushiony thing.It'll be full of mites, dust, sweat....
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:22,
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You think I'm calling you Japanese?You laysist.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:24,
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So the cameraman doesn't have to bend down.(
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:19,
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because in the old days when we slept at floor level shit crawled all over us,and the trend of sleeping raised up as continued.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:19,
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That's the last time I give the real answer.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:22,
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To lose knickers underneath.(
LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:20,
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AHA that might be where my blue lace ones have got toI'll check tonight. Ta Limey.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:20,
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They're on my head, I've already told you this...(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:22,
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Can I have them back?(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:23,
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But I look like Spideyman :'(Do you want me to stop looking like Spideyman? do you? :'(
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:25,
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Alrightkeep them on but take everything else off.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:25,
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You should probably give them a rinse first.(
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:26,
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They're clean, I lost them when putting stuff back in the drawer.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:27,
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Well if he has had themyou will wish he had rinsed them. When that stuff gets ground in, no quantity of Arial Biotabs will get it out.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:30,
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All of this sort of talk is only making me need a lie down(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:31,
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I should probably move in with you for helpful little tips like this.(
LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:24,
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I think you shouldI'll feed you and keep you entertained and you can give me tips and teach me Italian.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:26,
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Perfick.(
LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:29,
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Like fat girls.They lose their knickers underneath too.
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:21,
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So your dog has something to hide under when he's swallowed a sockand is feeling sorry for himself.
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:20,
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it's a conspiracy that only Futon have tried to defusebut they were bought off by the big carpentry unions.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:20,
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To keep shit from crawling all up in your shit.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:22,
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I'll point YOUR power in a minute.(
NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:26,
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That's a terrible Outlook to have.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:29,
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So you can be tied down to them.(
Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:29,
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I've been on hold to the NUFC Box Office now for twenty minutes.It's a 20 second music clip, over and over again.
What are you frustrated at in your offline lives?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:14,
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That I have nothing to do for the next two daysalthough Football Manager 08 will arrive tomorrow/
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:15,
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Excellent.I partake in a bit of Championship Manager Online to pass a few minutes by per-day.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:19,
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No.SkySports' b3ta league, though.
I'm on one on the facebook with mates where I am currently TOP and RAMPANT.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:24,
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the fact that I'm probably never going to get a job doing something I'm bloody good at.everybody knows I'm bloody good at it, except employers.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:15,
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:16,
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this too,although not being able to get a job I wouldn't be very good at isn't nearly so frustrating.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:17,
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Moaning about being unable to find work on the internet?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:16,
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programming computers and that.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:17,
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well, thanks,it's just business isn't really my thing. In fact it is diametrically opposed to my thing.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:22,
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Yeah, I wish I could frigg for cash too but life's not that easy missy...(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:17,
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It is if you've got a webcam.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:17,
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Welcome to the last 22 years of my life.(
NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:17,
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You havent been cool since you stopped being black.(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:18,
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Simply get a job at something you arent as good atAND LEARN IT
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:17,
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just seems like a bit of a wasted ability,not to be able to use the ones I've already got.
Not really sure what else I could become good at either, or how I'd get a job in it without being good at it already.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:19,
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Just because you couldn't get a job in your chosen field, doesn't mean she should.(
Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:57,
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JMG IS TALKING ABOUT FOOTBALL*gravy tears*
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:15,
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I was supposed to go to Coventry, tonight.But have been LET DOWN by a member of the LARGE community.
There's hell on down at Coventry's Council Hall.
They had the red carpet out and everything.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:17,
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You have been spared the suffering of being an away supporter in the nastiest shithole in the country.You should be celebrating.
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WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:18,
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£22.50 they wanted to enter, too.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:19,
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My landlord is a bit rubbish at doing house stuff that needs doingbut nothing else really
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Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:16,
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Lack of money coming in for bills and the mortgagebut in terms of life as a whole, and the shit that can happen, this is minimal.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:16,
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I've got this idea for a chocolate raspberry swiss roll log cake thing but I don't know how I'm going to make it.I'm reading lots of recipes but can't decide how to go about it.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:16,
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push all the ingredients up a dog then kick it in the face til it shits out a cream cake(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:18,
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I don't like seeded fruits in my food./Official stance
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:18,
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I was quite fucked off that I couldn't get tickets to see Leicester at Fulham.(
WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:17,
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I'll spice it up for you by telling you a story.Once upon a time
your mum.
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WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:18,
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The DoctorsThere's never any appointments, a week till theres one free. I'll be better/dead by then (Possibly an exaggeration).
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DisappointmentI heard 'Ante Up' by M.O.P. on the radio and dashed out to buy it as a single- I liked the way they didn't bleep out the swearies but covered them with sounds from the Defender coin-op arcade machine.
Get the single back home- gah! Just SWEARING instead of Defender noises.
What music has disappointed you after you shelled out money for it?
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:13,
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This is was in the days before file sharingso we killed music with home taping instead
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:19,
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Silly Verayou can't sing with your anus.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:17,
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Oh, there was an albumI bought it because the cover art is good, but they were shit, I can't remember what they were called though.
In other news: the Ting-Tings are fucking shit.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:15,
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This applies top some of the Yes albumsI was just filling in the gaps in my collection, but Topographic Oceans...I didn't listen to it for more than 10 minutes before turning it off, never to be played again.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:17,
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That's an ace nameI'd expect them to be dead good.
OH I SEE that's a Yes album. sorry.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:17,
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Being a massive Stone Roses fanI once bought the John Squire solo album
Quite possibly the worst album I have ever heard
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Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:15,
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Oooh its the quietest part of the b3ta day....*wates tumbleweed blow past*
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:12,
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You're terribly needy at the moment.Are you missing out on something in your personal life?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:13,
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www.b3ta.com/talk/5345006
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:15,
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Was it better or worse when we just picked on him for being tedious and/or fat?(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:20,
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I can officially state that there are no interesting people on my ignore listOnly twats
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:14,
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I'm glad I'm not on it otherwise I would AWFULLY offended.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:19,
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And yet you show me NO LOVE.That's a motif in your life, isn't it?
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:24,
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Or riff on that a bitand watch Hyperdrive.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:14,
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Hello.Things that have made you laugh out loud on b3ta? These are mine...
This picture caused me to really do a tea/screen spit when I first saw it.
This post began with a rather sad story. (The link still works) but it was Shamble's POST that caused a similar accident.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:59,
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chobb chobb chobb chobb chobb chobb, etc(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:00,
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chobb chobb chobb..(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:03,
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Chobb chobb chobb chobb chobb chobb(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:04,
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see alsoSA 61/7. ahahahahaha. ahaha.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:05,
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www.watch-movies.net/movies/super_mario_bros/
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:01,
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Oh, loads of things. Little comments more than pictures mostly.(
LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:01,
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Something about a hamster?Que?
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:02,
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Oh pwease don't pwetend to ignore me mykeywykey. It do make me so so tewibbwy sad. Blub blub blub.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:04,
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Terrible bitter bullying.(
Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:05,
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Wouldn't he break one of those little scooters?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:07,
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He'd barely be able to get a single buttock on it.(
Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:08,
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CHOBBChobbchobbchobbchobbchobbchobbchobb.
They don't make 'em like that any more.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:03,
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They sure don't.Whatever happened to him?
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:03,
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I think he was driven away by the mediocrity.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:04,
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I see.There should be a law passed. I may write a letter.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:05,
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Why don't you give Rob a ring?(
Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:06,
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I last saw his head in 2003farm1.static.flickr.com/13/18943600_eda7fe93e4.jpg?v=0
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Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:05,
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YupLonewolf brought it along in a carrier bag. Nice fella.
Good bloke Lonewolf
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Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:12,
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Indeed. I met him at WW's and Badgers a few years back.(
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:14,
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they didn't make them like that back theneither.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:03,
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hoskinswww.b3ta.com/board/8685769
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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:25,
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You're back from your beach shagging jobYou back in the UK now?
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:25,
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Ah well, at least the girls will be even easier in Leeds.:P
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:29,
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bogus official's girl should be first on the listjust for the impotent rage it would provoke
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Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:31,
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I've told you before, SpunkyIt doesn't matter who's up her, she'll still be thinking of me.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:33, archived)
That's because she makes people wear a rubber Richard Nixon mask.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:34,
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there will be no whitewashup the curtains.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:42,
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Does she have a nerd fetish, like?(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:37,
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I think he should get caught but escape on a comedy small mopedin the nude. Like a 70's softcore porno.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:34,
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that would have to be one mother fucker of a japs eye!(
Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:28,
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You are a motherfucker, and a motherfucker's son,and you won't stop motherfucking 'til the motherfucking fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:29,
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Put that in the form of song.(
The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:31,
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Better than having you behind him!Eh, eh, eh?
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:32,
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I exist outside of space and time, motherfucker.You'll never be ahead of me.
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:33,
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I want one of thesewww.b3ta.com/links/The_Knight_Rider_Belt
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:32,
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is your neighbourhood full of violent, hardened Airwolf fans?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:36,
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B.A.ButtfuckusRoams the place
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:38,
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Why?Do you want to look like 'the Hoff'get drunk and eat hamburgers on the ground??
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:37,
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I enjoy visiting friends who have Sky TVnot for the pleasure of their company, but because they get Bravo so I can watch repeats of Knight Rider.
I should really get out more
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broadsword, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:42,
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oh rightis that meant to be shit or did that happen by accident?
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:40,
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I've just done a massive gonging fart.Sorry for being more interesting than you.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:41,
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I ate 1kg of Shepard's Pie yesterday and my bottom sounds like a Angry Duck Referee blowing his whistle(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:44,
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My shoes keep making horrendous farty noises every time I rub them togetherat least I think it's my shoes
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broadsword, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:54,
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Rathen for Prime Minister!*waves flag*
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:22,
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Hey, you. Less of that.Can someone please get hold of either Patrick Stewart or Adam West and have one of them record this into a sound file for my door bell?
www.b3ta.com/talk/5363008
Ta.
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:23,
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Christopher Lee FTW.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:33,
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It'll never happen.Not unless they extend the franchise to people who are twelve, gay and autism.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:23,
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Well, online, anway.I've no idea what kind of day you're having otherwise.
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well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:27,
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i dunnoI've had someone tell me that I am a loser because I posted a link. That doesn't really count as a bad day let's be honest.
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Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:28,
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You'd be surprised how many people would burst into inconsolable tears at such a thing.(
Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:29,
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most of them post here(
Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:30,
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I don't see them, most of them spend all their time flailing their fists impotently at JMG.(
Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:32,
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he's just a good rage catcherthe perpetually unemployed love having SOMEONE to rage at
I'm just glad it's not me. It would get tiresome.
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Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:35,
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The constant shouting down does become tedious after a while.(
Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:37,
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now, nowlet's not tell fibs. I told you that you were a cunt and had the mental age of a toddler because you posted a massively NSFW link disguised as advice on broadband providers.
the word loser wasn't mentioned at all. would you like it to be?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:35,
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now, nowI wasn't even talking about you
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Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:36,
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ah, my mistakeI didn't see Bud's last post.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:37,
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What i want to know is why did he bring it up again when he lost so badly last time?(
well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:37,
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i am a glutton for internet punishmentor whatever nonsense you subscribe to
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Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:40,
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Who are you trying to annoy?Let's simplify wobbling by the naming of names.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:24,
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Under a JMG government ye could save BILLIONS by bringing efficiencies to the field of wobbling.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:25,
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I'm prepared to ACCEPT the role as LEADER of the country.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:26,
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Of course I can't be seen to influence the politics of a neighbouring state.But seriously folks, under a JMG government ye won't be getting the shite bombed out of you by us.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:27,
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There'll also be thumping of that little table in Parliament.Maybe even a punch up. Every Wednesday afternoon.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:29,
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Prescott could do the commentary on the Beeb.I'd watch that.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:30,
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I just had to explain to someone why the birds have blue poo at the moment(
Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:24,
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CURSE YOU FASHION INDUSTRY(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:25,
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I hope the word "cancer" was in there somewhere.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:25,
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I approve of this view.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:24,
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More importantlyPossibly some new Red Dwarf...yay!
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elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:25,
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No no no.No no no.
No.
I don't even like it that much but still, no.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:26,
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It didn't really have a proper send off did it?So it *could* be a good way to do that...or it could fail utterly miserably. Time will tell...
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elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:29,
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The only good thing about the last couple of series was tight red leather trousers.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:30,
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There are already one-and-a-half too many series of Red Dwarf.(
Zuowan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:29,
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Whoever is Prime Minister will make fuck all differenceIn a federal Europe.
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Lord Gnome, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:25,
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I suggest a program where we make some fuck off boats,and drag this Island (leaving Ireland and those gays) somewhere else... preferably with worse football teams so we can compete in their world cup qualifiers.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:27,
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Wouldn't make much difference reallyStill go out to Germany in the later rounds.
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Lord Gnome, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:32,
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There would at least be later rounds.(
Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:33,
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that'd be rubbishthe outrage that would happen when i abolish the dole and make non-ill workshy retards forage in bins would outweigh all the prime minister sex I'd get
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Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:27,
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He will be on 24/7 to remind us how shit this nation was before Rathen.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:29,
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I'd prefer it if he was on 24, going about telling international terrorists how SHIT and DOLE they areuntil they all give up and go and work in BHS.
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Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:31,
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YOU ARE A POOR EXCUSE FOR A TERRORIST, I WOULD BE ASHAMED TO BE YOU, NOW GET OFF MY STAGE(
Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:33,
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YOU CALL YOURSELF A RESPONSIBLE TERRORIST,EVEN THOUGH WHILE YOU'RE OUT DESTROYING MAJOR LANDMARKS YOU'VE LEFT THE KIDDIES AT HOME WITH THE IRON ON?! SCUM!
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Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:34,
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I thought you did.I would give you extra money for having a job.
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Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:36,
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The dinosaurs are extinct because they didn't have a space program.discuss
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:06,
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I don't believe in dinosaurs(
Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:07,
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The number of people who tell me'I don't believe in mediation'
oh how we laugh.
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WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:08,
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Will I get to meet you 10-12 Sept time? :)(
Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:09,
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Okay, maybe not thenJust some course thing, I'm probably talking nonsense.
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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:10,
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I'm terrifying, me/painfully shy
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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:16,
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they dont beleive in you..(
Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:09,
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Dinosaurs were created by the CIA to discourage time travel.AS ANY FULE NO.
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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:14,
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But they arrived here in flying saucers.That's poked a hole in your theory, right there.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:07,
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ah, but were those saucersof dinosaur design? maybe they nicked 'em
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Shut up and fuck off.(
Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:09,
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Oh right, it was a self-referential out burst, then.(
Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:13,
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yeah, dont trust mei may look nice but give me half a chance and ill stab you and take your handbag
plus im always on the drugs
i should be locked away
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Sarcasm only works if you can spell properly and even acknowledge the existence of full stops.(
hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:16,
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arseyou are right
who said anything about sarcasm?
theres you bloody full stop. happy?
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Well, I suppose so.Making sense is the next step.
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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:19,
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Don't tkae the piss dudeGEORGE TAKEI, WARP FACTOR GAY.
edit: ah he changed it and ruined my joke :(
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:21,
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Er. Fine.How are you?
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:15,
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Don't play games with me :(I'm fine.
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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:16,
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I AM GLAD TO HEAR THIS IMPORTANT UPDATE.(
Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:20,
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Your time will come.(
Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:15,
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I could go with thatI'm all for theories.
I am watching Jeremy Kyle and smoking
I could get used to be unemployed if this is how easy it is
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Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:07,
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The dinosaurs are extinct because they didn't have Bruce Willis.(
The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:07,
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and a badly done recordwhich takes pride of place in my collection
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the t-rex did,but once they got into space they could reach the releases on the harnesses or the controls. Their orbit decayed and the huge shuttle required to carry them up there crashed into the earth and caused the extinction of all the others
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:08,
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Imagine being a fierce dinosaur but not being able to scratch your bum(
Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:09,
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If I were a placid dinosaur a few weeks of bum itch would make me ferocious(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:10,
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so thats what hit the yucatan peninsula..(
Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:10,
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Dinosaurs aren't extinct.And you can't prove they are.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:09,
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I don't have any.Nor do I have any ostriches.
What's your point?
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:12,
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but but but you told me they weren't extinct?So there's a dinosaur... right?
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WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:16,
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maybe they did have a space program?(
Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:09,
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Brilliant!That's what happened to them.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:10,
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The Sky at Night with Patrick MooorrraRARAAAAAAR.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:11,
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no, it's because they didn't know about putting maple syrup on baconand they died out from a lack of NOMMY breakfasts
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Maple syrup on bacon indeed."You like bacon? You like sugar? What's not to like!"
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Newington, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:13,
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Sorry to have appeared and expressed an opinionI'll write in next time for permission
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Why are you deliberately confusing being disagreed withwith some weird notion of being censored?
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Newington, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:25,
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no, no, sorryI've no worry with your reply, sorry if it seemed so.
it was a convenient place to make an observation about the rest of the replies
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Still, y'know.No one thinks you don't have the right to express your opinion. They have the right to express theirs. No one thinks anyone needs anyone's permission.
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Newington, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:35,
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i can hear your arteries clanging shut from here..(
Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:17,
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No no no no no no no no no no no no.Limit notwithstanding.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:18,
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They were once birds.They didn't need a space program.
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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:17,
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you a creationist by any chance?(
Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:18,
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No.I am just trying to remember if they were birds or if they turned into birds.
/Jurassic park
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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:23,
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god you are about as insteresting as syncubus...they turned INTO birds, fuckwit
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:28,
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Ooh!The rage! Keep going, you haven't wobbled enough yet.
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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:31,
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bt want to renew our contract, £25 for pretty much 2-4mbso feel impulsed to shit in the envelope and send it back to delhi.
either that or get a new ISP. who are the best to give me teh internetz?
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Near the topI'm applying for a admin job at CERN, what shall I put in answer to "What is the motivation for your application?"
I don't think, "I want to play with the massive machines" will cut it.
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tell them you want to put a cat in a particle accelerator(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:41,
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Ah they'll all think that's a quantum physics joke and hire me immediatly(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:42, archived)
"J'aime les Colliders Hadrone Gigantique".(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:42,
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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:08,
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I want a giant hadron colander.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:10,
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say you always wanted to be cherand that if you could cern back time.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:42,
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I have a feeling that the job will be impossible to getso I'm tempted to just fill my applications with terrible puns and stuff.
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'Many things drew me to working at this site, mainly my giant iron cock ring'(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:43,
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I am positively charged with excitement.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:46,
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I'll keep this compact, I'll let you museon it.Long applications must make you so l'annoyed
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:48,
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I've led a strange but charmed life with its ups and downs, and I've been from top to bottom.(
hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:02,
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the first half of that is nearly quite strange, lets discuss this dark matter over crackers and quark, star.(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:07,
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Hahaha!It was an attractive position.
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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:45,
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It's the coolest place in the universepublic.web.cern.ch/PUBLIC/en/Spotlight/SpotlightCool-en.html
(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:49, archived)
I saw a photo of a CERN fireman riding a little firetruck aroundnot just a fireman, a SCIENCE FIREMAN
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:51,
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I think it's a big con and all the scientists just hold orgies in there(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:56,
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It's probably mostly male, so it'll be all penis-jousting in the large hardon collider(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:59,
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questions questions questionswhat about the bees?
the fucking bees are going.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:37,
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THIS IS TOTALLY GILGAMESH(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:43,
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I THINK THE LADY DOTH PROTEST TOO MUCH(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:44,
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Enigmatic put his hands up to this last weekyou terrible troll
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:45,
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He's nowhere to be seen!Where's that list of online b3tans? I bet he's not on it.
It's you and you just don't know it.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:47,
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haha, you fat cuntI bet it's YOU and you only do it when I'm around
I'm being FRAMED here
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:48,
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Often those you least expect(
Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:51,
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If it's you then how can it be Gilgamesh?This makes no sense.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:57,
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this is TERRIBLE TROLLINGmike, you should be BANNED for this
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:58,
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I swear on the fake account name of bou bees that Gilgamesh owns that it isn't me.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:01,
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ohhhh, PISS-HOLES TO YOU CUNTOID(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:02,
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It's not me though.Srsly.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:06,
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where's bloody Noit?I KNOW IT'S HIM
THE POINTLESS BUCKET OF CUNT
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:07,
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WOULD THE REAL BOU BEES PLEASE STAND UP(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:57,
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I KNOW IT'S YOUYOU POINTLESS BUCKET OF TWAT
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:58,
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It's me!(No it isn't)
hello everyone, I have just happened to arrive around about this time...
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elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:11,
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they're still there, it's just they took off their jumpers and now you can't see them(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:39,
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Like shit they arethere's fuckloads in my garden.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:41,
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O2, £15 a month for their top package.Which is up to 20mb.
You do need a BT landline though.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:37,
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This,or Be, who run the service for O2. Great value, we had Be in my shared Uni house a couple of years back, very very quick.
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mr_wicksy is.... old., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:42,
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I like VMOSER myselfUK only though
veronicamoser.com/main.htm
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Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:38,
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the effect of it would have been lost if i'd tagged itthanks for ruining everything jmg
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Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:41,
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I just don't think it'd be fair on SLIM internet users AT WORK who'd click it and get in trouble.Now if it was a FAT MAN on the COUNCIL'S COMPUTER, on the other hand..
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:43,
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I'M BLAMING YOUPEOPLE AT WORK SHOULD BE DOING WORK NOT LOOKING AT B3TA AND BY EXTENSION SHIT PORN
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Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:44,
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Fat man on the council's computer?Who could that possibly be?
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well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:44,
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Baldmonkey, and myself.Obviously.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:49,
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no.no, what that means is that you are just a stupid cunt. with the mental age of a toddler.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:44,
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there's a reason for NSFW tagging.There are very few rules on here. that's a cast iron one. If you can't obey it, fuck off and play on Bebo or something, there's a good chap?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:47,
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They're all too mentally developed for him :((
Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:49,
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Whatever chapI can't say I really give a shit about wanky rules like that - but the tears from those of you that get mad about it are DELICIOUS
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Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:49,
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Is your life really this empty?(
Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:52,
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at the moment it's pretty dullit's me, the laptop, and a shitload of planning i need done
this time next week I'll be out of your hair
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Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:03,
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who's angry?I'm just stating facts. It's possible, in the adult world, to do that without having a toddler fit. you might discover this at some point in the future, but I'm not holding out much hope.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:53,
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I can practically smell your frustration and impotent rage from here(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:03,
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That's the sweat beneath your massive tits, actually.(
Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:06,
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that's just what aberdeen smells like normally though..(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:06,
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Could be that he hasn't changed his underwear this morning.(
Lord Gnome, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:13,
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resorting straight to "OMG U STUPID CUNTTTTT"was pretty close to the toddler fit. Keep raging though. I'm saving all your tears for a milkshake.
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Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:04,
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who said that?Not me. for a start, I learned to write in english some time ago.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:09,
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Yet you still miss capital letters at the start of sentences.Fail.
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Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:12,
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Yeah, but so do you.And large "NSFW" tags off your posts.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:13,
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I'm not going around preaching about english skills though(
Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:15,
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Well you were, about him missing capital letters.You can't win this one.
And if you try to, it just makes you more of a loser.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:20,
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Don't click that guys, it's tubgirl.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:39,
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The opening line to that sounds VERY camp, in my head.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:40,
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I've been saying it for a while now to any link that gets posted.It's like tubgirl roulette.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:41,
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Would you enjoy it more if there were?(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:40,
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"The Milkybars are on me!""No, wait! That's not Milkybars! It's ohgodNOgodgetitOFFMEuuuuuurgh"
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:45,
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I've no idea what the fuck teh internetz areas neither are words.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:38,
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It's where 'teh lulz' come from.In other words, a place to be avoided.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:41,
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I think they are what's known as "neologisms"Which I think are actually Neaderthal Orgasms...
'ning Sir!
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The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:46,
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fuck me sideways with a stickning chap.
How's tricks?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:49,
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Not bad. Excruciatingly busy with work (hence being on here)migrating 400 e-mail accounts from notes to outlook, 1.5TB of data, and $2.5Bn in the next 3 weeks.
And I'm responsible for it all. Huzzah!
How're the frozen wastelands of The North?
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The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:55,
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Good.Although I've spent most of the last couple of weeks in the less frozen wastelands of Slovakia, Yorkshire and Bedfordshire. How's London and life with the perenial car-changer?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:04,
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Steal it off the neighbours.(
LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:38,
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Not Virgin MediaThey are absolute cunts. Spacefish changed his account to someone good recently but I'm fucked if I can remember the name. Leave it with me and I'll take a look. That was it- Zen Internet. I think you still need a BT line for them, I'm sure you can find out all the relevant details using Google.
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Lord Gnome, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:38,
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I've only ever been on Virgin and BT and they were both InternetI hope you find this post useful
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:38,
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Just shout whatever it is you want to post on the internet out of the windowand make sure to watch BBC News at 6 o'clock. Then you won't miss anything.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:38,
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Not tiscaliit fucking lies.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:39,
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I'm on virgin mediait's £10 for the first 12 months I think
I dunno actually, the fiance sorts it out ;)
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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:40,
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I like Teletext(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:40,
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I hate it when it gets round to showing the top of the board, but I don't press hold quick enough(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:44,
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My ispwww.fireflyinternet.com are not the cheapest but by far have the best customer service. I know them all by name. I even called once out of hours with a problem (my fault), when the director noticed I'd called he rang me right back.
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moogy boobles, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:42,
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Move to America?I pay $25 for 16Mb.
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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:44,
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The downside is that you're you.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:45,
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[X] Post contains nothing interesting or funny.
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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:49,
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That doesn't make you any less shit, though.(
Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:48,
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[X] Post makes fat transvestite brainwrong cry
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:51,
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Keeps you posting abuse, though.(
Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:52,
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More to the point, it keeps you frothing at the mouth about everyone knowing you're shit.(
Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:55,
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*bullying*You mentioned America. You are fail. You are fail.
How's you?
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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:16,
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'lo, sir!I'm alright and dancing like a gopher.
;-)
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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:19,
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Me too.Sitting on a plane waiting to take off. Headed to California again.
:(
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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:22,
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Careful!You're supposed to have your electronic devices turned off and you stewardess in her full upright and locked position.
Why are you headed back to the left coast?
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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:28,
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Virgin Media just upgraded my 4mb line to 10mb, for free.I've had ZERO problems with them in 18 months, and no outages longer than a couple of hours.
I'd HEARTILY RECOMMEND them.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:48,
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how many less than a couple of hours?(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:51,
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None.I've lost service three times in 18 months, with none longer than 2 hours.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:52,
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That's a lot better than the service I've got from themSince Virgin took over from Telewest things have gone seriously downhill. I've had several losses of service of over a day with the longest being six days. Every time I phone up to report a network fault (it's always a bloody network fault) they arrange for a technician to come out a few days later who then tells me it's a network fault.
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Lord Gnome, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:56,
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They were NTL round here and a good network already in place.Plus I'm not far from the exchange, so I get really good speeds.
Virgin: Doing things right, so other companies don't have to.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:57,
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I get good speeds and always didThey upgraded me to the 20Mb account which was nice of them I guess but the problem remains that the network keeps going down and it's well-nigh impossible to get a straight answer from them when it does. In two years of being with Telewest I had one loss of service and that was for 20 minutes.
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Lord Gnome, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:00,
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we're on Zen internet.I can't tell you anything more than that.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:51,
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www.bethere.co.uk if you are in their catchement area
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:51,
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A black man on a rocket cried at the speed of my broadband on there.(
mr_wicksy is.... old., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:55,
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a guy in my warhawk clan has itits the only uk ISP you can host 24 man games on.
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:08,
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I'm with Zen and have no complaints.Their customer service is excellent, especially after dealing with BT. Apparently it's expensive if you need online gaming or download loads of fims but it's fine for normal stuff.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:54,
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BT Broadband = www.b3ta.com/talk/5363008
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:01,
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send me £55(
postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:05,
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Wow, sync. Wow.I can't come to the CHBash due to REAL LIFE ENGAGEMENTS boo hoo boo hoo :(
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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:31,
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people are supposed to care about this one little thing that affects only you huh(
Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:32,
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go away fake gayand stop letting mumsie rule your life
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Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:37,
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I know a solution to this serious problem.If you subscribe to my newsletter then ALL WILL BE REVEALED.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:32,
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It's all trueDr Preference's News Letter helped me fill my social calendar to the brim without disappointment and fix my crippled legs and paint my dragon figurines accurately
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:35,
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haha, your mum says you can't go(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:32,
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I can't come because it's 5 hours and £72 on the train.(
LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:32,
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Same reasons, differing amounts.And also, if taking the other means its shorter time but higher price for fuel.
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mr_wicksy is.... old., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:33,
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THIS ISN'T THE CALENDER!YOU PUFFTERS ARE SPOILING THE INTERNET!
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:33,
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Don't get stroppy. You'll break a nail, etc.It's ok. I chose not to hang out with these freaks too.
*Firm and very manly handshakes*
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:36,
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Do you know how many people are going there just because you were?no?
neither do I but I suppose there was some and now you have thrown their hopes, their very dreams and just shat on them.
I hope you are very very pleased with yourself.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:33,
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I just hopes he cries himself to sleep at night , crying out for forgiveness.(
Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:35,
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I'm going to cancel right away(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:33,
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OH MY FUCKING GOD!I can't believe you went there.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:35,
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I won't gobecause I'm not convinced any of you are real
and I'm not prepared to find out
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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:33,
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that's why he always repeats himself;)
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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:35,
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you poor fuckthere is better quality minge online.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:37,
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You're a loony.(
Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:40,
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Me neitherbut apparently much of it will be webcast.
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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:36,
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will it?without my permission!
lets see what my solicitor says about this.
hello solicitor,what do you say about all this?
hmmm,
really?
She says she will do all in including oral for £50.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:39,
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=(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((This is TERRIBLE BULLYING.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:35,
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I just swatted the cover off the smoke detector and down the hallwaywith a dishtowel.
It was bitching at me for frying hashbrowns. Silly smoke detector! It's too early for that amount of noise!
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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:17,
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You're not going to fucking cry, are you?(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:17,
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If your smoke detector's going offit's time to rethink how you're cooking them. I'd suggest: not with a flamethrower in the telephone directory room.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:18,
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I like them crispy.(
Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:19,
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That's not an excuse for arson.Edit: also, I've just re-read your original post. Grill them, don't fry them. That's just fat for fat's sake.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:19,
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It wasn't arson.Just brekkie.
/edit: They're tastier fried. I'm not fat, so I don't care.
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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:21,
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fat for fats sake?you are talking to the man who has webcam sex with bou, remember?
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:23,
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I'm relatively new to alll of this.I still don't understand why everyone hates each other, but it's fun to watch. Like Jerry Springer, if you come in halfway through.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:23,
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*gets tits out*I just came for my Jerry Beads WOOOOOO!!
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:24,
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I have no idea, but carry on.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:25,
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Ha ha!Not dead yet, then?
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:30,
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its quite fun to read the insultsthey do get quite imaginative.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:24,
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thank youi try :D
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:25,
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Even before I frequented herereading through some of the comments would have me in stitches. There's a lot of wit here, even if it is mostly shrouded in flapfights.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:25,
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/board is great of visual imagery/talk is great for mental imagery.
to me there is little difference.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:26,
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but less 2 frame gifs that are ohh sooo funny(
Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:29,
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You're right, there are lovely people.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:26,
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Good old Fluzzy, flying the flag for decency and fairness, online.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:27,
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thats it, panderjust cos she has breasts.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:27,
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You can hardly call them that!(
Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:28,
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thats it, panderjust cos she has 2 fried eggs.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:29,
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I can't tell if you're taking the piss or not but I like it :D(
Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:28,
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Hello there gorgeousHow are you?
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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:30,
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I dunnoBastard headache again and bored of waiting for stuff to be delivered. I have vague delivery days for three things this week, micro sd card, leather case for phone and a laptop. I'm going stir crazy.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:33, archived)
Pace up and downit's what I do.
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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:37,
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Aha, thank goodness.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:29,
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The whole thing is basically an intelligence test.If JMG upsets you; you've failed.
If you actually try to chat someone up here; you've failed.
If you regularly put people on ignore; you've failed.
If you log in as Master of turnips,; you've failed.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:29,
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Number four fails. The ignore button is a weapon of peace.The rest are spot-on.
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Newington, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:32,
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As a liberal type, I'm prepared to sanction the occasional use of the button.But the people whose fingers hover over it epilepticly are fails.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:33,
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As far as the intelligence aspect is concernedI would suggest that if you log in at all you have failed.
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Lord Gnome, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:33,
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Ha ha ha- good pointThat site reminds me exactly why I left the place.
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Lord Gnome, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:36,
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It must have taken her ages to type then walk away from the webcamso he could see her all, then walk back again to type something.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:25,
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is that a nipple I see before me?nooo its a oreo cookie, I wondered where that had got to.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:26,
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It's Amerka.They're worse than the Scots for fat-bastard grub.
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Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:23,
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I've got two close Scottish matesand both are skinny things. I reckon this Scottish fat food is a myth.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:24,
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no, it's notbut the smack and poverty keeps the pounds off.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:36,
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...fucking nanny-state health & safety fucking nazis...
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Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:19,
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I'd be a shit nazi.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:19,
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That's because you like big noses and would eat all the mustard gas.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:21,
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You know me so well.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:21,
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take one jew into the over? not me I just wash and go.(
Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:21,
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Veronica Moser remake of Ilsa- She-wolf of the SS perhaps?(
Lord Gnome, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:28,
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THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE!(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:18,
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Serves you right for eating hash browns.Yuck.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:19,
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What's wrong with hash browns?They're just fried 'taters.
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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:20,
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No. Nasty grated soggy horrible potatoes.(
LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:20,
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I make nice rostiyou might like them.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:21,
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Rosti's quite nice.(
LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:23,
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Especially nice when served by ME.I serve them with whatever you like, make you sit on the comfy sofa and force you to watch DVDs.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:24,
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Can I come to your house for tea please?(
LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:26,
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Whenever you like.You'll have to forgive me for smoking pot though. My house, my rules.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:27,
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Boh...it's up to you in your house, innit.You'll have to excuse me for not smoking it.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:29,
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Boh?Yes, you're more than welcome for food. If my smoking annoys just cry, I hate it when people cry. I'll go outside then.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:30,
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Sorry, boh is an Italian type of 'erm' sound.I can't stop saying it even though I'm not talking Italian.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:32,
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AhhhhhhI see. That's good though, it's different. I still say augenblick and I barely speak any German any more.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:33,
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If you want fried potatoes, fry some potatoes.Hash-browns are an unwelcome invader of the breakfast-plate.
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Newington, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:24,
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They are exactly potatoes.(
Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:30,
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They've been mashed up and mixed with god-knows-what and imprisoned in some KFC-style handling-case.Potatoes come in perfectly good potatoes. You can even slice them. There's no need for pre-processing of breakfast foods, except for the curing of bacon, which Yanks can't get right either.
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Newington, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:33,
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Also, potatoes have no business being frozen, ever.(
LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:35,
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They're shredded potatoes.I'm pretty sure, because I shredded a potato.
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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:36,
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Hash Browns are one of the best bits in a fried breakfast.In my most humble of opinons.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:22,
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Bous demands for seeing ever more hotter stuff from you is taking its toil isnt it?(
Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:19,
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Why do you post posts that you know people will reply negatively to?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:20,
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here?
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:21,
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*stands up straight and salutes*Oh, sorry, I misread that.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:22,
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I thought it was funny.and half of the people will reply negatively to anything on here.
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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:26,
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drop this bit"Silly smoke detector! It's too early for that amount of noise!"
and it would almost have been a normal post
you're almost there
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Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:20,
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SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP FAT CUNT FUCK OFF FUCK OFF SHUT UP CUNT SHUT UP FAT CUNT FAT CUNT FUCK OFF
(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:20, archived)
Are you a regular with a second account?(
Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:21,
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no! that never happens! here in christian England? NEVER!(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:22,
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ASDA online is fucked.:/
Best syrup?
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:57,
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Ignore me..it's JUST come back.(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:58,
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Looks like you'll have to actually go to a shop then.`Hazelnut. In black Machu Piccu coffee.
NOM.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:58,
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Ooh yoou and your obscure tastes.MAPLE FUCKING STIRRUP!
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:59,
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It's not obscure!(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:05,
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Donald Trumps(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:58,
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Ello Archie, how's ya onions?Heh..eh..wink, wink.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:59,
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you've lost me here completely :)(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:00,
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Say no mooore.(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:00,
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I've obviously missed something here*confused*
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:03,
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Sparky says ello, how's ya onions, hooows, ya onions.Eh..eh..nudge, nudge.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:04,
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He could be asking about your testicles.I've heard they can reduce people to tears....
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:03,
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*really wishes that I could think of a witty one liner here*(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:05,
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*can think of loads of witty one liners**won't share them with the funny handshake brigade*
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:06,
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*offers get out of jail free card*haha, are we really that bad?
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:06,
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Something about onion soupbut it'd make me say 'oh, Archie' and be highly disappointed. I'd suggest smiling winningly and winking.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:06,
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*smiles winningly and winks**cue credits and theme music*
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:07,
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Who else but Archie?!(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:10,
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ahhh bejesus Archies deadwho will look after me onions?
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:12,
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Limoncello. The homemade stuff we made is really syrupy and lush.Also, I'm a mug and told my sister I'd make a dinner party dessert for 8 people this afternoon and I have no idea what to make - ideas?
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:58,
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Yes, limes.(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:00,
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get some strawberries and chop them up, mix them with sugar and a splash of lemon juice and chill.crumble up some trifle sponges and moisten them with apple juice. add booze if you like.
put in clear bowl in alternate layers - individual bowls if you have them
top with natural yogurt and sprinkle with sugar.
chill (the sugar will make a thin crunchy layer)
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sleepybinky, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:04,
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It's got to be transportable, the party's not at mne.Ta though.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:11,
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take the components in tubs and put it together when you are there.TA DAH.
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sleepybinky, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:12,
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Oh no, I am not invited to the dinner party.This is why I am a mug. It's my sister's mates' party.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:17,
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Bread puddingit's not all that warm today, it's good hearty food.
If not this, then granita. Easy.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:04,
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^thisbread pudding is aces, espesh with fresh bakery bread
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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:10,
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i KNOWbut I LIKE it with fresh bread
:)
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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:15,
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Oooh. Yum yum yum.(
LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:11,
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You see? I am actually capable of making sense occasionally.Granita's the easier option. If you're stuck for a flavour I'd say mango and apple or orange and redcurrant.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:13,
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can you make bread pudding with banana bread?hmm.
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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:14,
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I'd say yes, I don't see why not.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:14,
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I like walking through little village fetes with a sub machine gun wearing fingerless gloves and a cap worn backwards.So I can pretend I'm a member of SG1.
/knows nothing of syrup.
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:58,
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Right, I'm off.(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:01,
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I like hold some bananas stapled together, going PSSSZZZUUUUUWW and hitting people with bricks(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:08,
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Just accept that you're bald.Wigs fool nobody.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:59,
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extra-thick canadian Maplepoured over pancakes and smoked bacon
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Christ no!Maple syrup does not belong in the same meal as bacon. Where the fuck did people get this vile idea from?
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Lord Gnome, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:02,
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America or somewhere near.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:10,
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I've been waiting for a girl like youto come into my life.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:14,
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I don't see how that can be a breakfastsurely you'd just sugar crash at 10am.
I can't talk, I don't have breakfast. Makes me sick.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:16,
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No it's not, it's really not.I don't know who it was had the bright idea of adding a high-sugar substance to meat in the first place, but there's no way that bacon needs or even wants sweetening.
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Lord Gnome, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:19,
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i cant even get on to facebook. *sob*golden! (:
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:06,
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I just found today was a holiday :(everything is closed and it confused me massively
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:07,
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You've confused me nowI thought that was yesterday.
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Lord Gnome, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:09,
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If it wasn'twork are being suprisingly cool about my absence.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:10,
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it was, but apparently we get the next day too off for some reasonI can't even get lunch without walking into town:(
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:10,
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Are you in Malaysia by any chance?It's Penang State Public Holiday today.
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Lord Gnome, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:14,
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I might be,it's unlikely
but I'd prefer it if I were
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:19,
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maplesplash in apple crumble, bob's your uncle
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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:10,
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Don't bother.I did the wig gag ages ago.
Right over their heads.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:15,
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Concerning this;www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/
Why do people think we're mean and nasty?
And what the fuck gives Spider the right to bitch about us like that?
He's so gonna get complained at.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:37,
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dont flatter yourself(
Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:38,
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You couldn't even bring yourself to write fuck(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:41,
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What do you see yourself knowledge master of?(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:42,
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Knowledge master is a title you fuck.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:47,
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"Of what do you see yourself knowledge master?"is English, child.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:48,
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Only if you learn it as a second language,real people don't talk like cunts.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:50,
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does that meanyou are not a real person?
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:51,
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No, the words I use make me a cunt,not the order I put them in.
These facts are independent.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:52,
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In all fairnessI talk like that sometimes, but then I am one.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:51,
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"People who are correct are cunts" is even worse an argument than "Your Mum."(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:52,
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The "no prepositions at the end of sentences" rule is,to quote Fowler, ... a cherished superstition....
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L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:57,
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True, but I was banking on MMoT not knowing that.And it looks like I was right.
Churchill's line was better. He described the rule as the sort of nonsense "up with which I shall not put."
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:01,
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I almost used that quotebut Churchill's not generally regarded as a grammarian.
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L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:03,
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No, but he is the acceptable face of ginger.How's the Irish study going?
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:08,
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I've not picked up a single book in months.I have forgotten a good deal of my Gaidhlig, and I almost need to start with Englisc all over again. Life sometimes gets in the way; in a good way, perhaps, but in the way nonetheless.
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L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:15,
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Stupid Irish fucking cunt,the lot of you are shit.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:38,
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The english.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:41,
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that's pretty damn shit.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:42,
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the welsh are the shittestlet's be honest.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:43,
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National dish of Cheese on toast./goes in to bill bailey mode.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:44,
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Britons can add some things to the existing list of things we'regood at:
1)Making tea
2)Making beer
3)Killing Brazilian electricians
We cam add:
4)Riding bikes in a circle, and
5)Rowing boats
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Druid, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:45,
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No. Let's separate this into nations,The Scottish can ride bikes in a circle.
The English can row boats and sail.
The welsh can... cheer on from the sidelines.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:48,
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Our first gold this Olympics was from a Welsh woman iirc(
Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:50,
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Cycling up a hill then.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:50,
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the english have always been good at rowing boatsever since we rowed across with the Norse warriors
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that place is just fucking /talk liteits more like fucking bebo than b3ta
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:38,
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b3bo?(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:51,
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Some people just need to fuck off back to QOTW.Obviously that's how Spider was feeling.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:38,
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Where do QOTWers tell people to fuck off to?(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:40,
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God, I don't know.YouTube comment threads, probably.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:41,
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/calendar.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:41,
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I don't think of /talk as a collective as much as I do /board or QOTW.(
LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:39,
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Probably because you refuse to see yourself as part of an internet collective.Understandable.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:39,
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no she is right/board and /qotw are much cliquier (sp?)than this place. we will abuse ANYONE :D
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:40,
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really, anyone?really?
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:45,
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LOLWACKY!!!!and yes..
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:48,
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so there certainly isn't anyone here you like and reply to nicely and wouldn't try to upset?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:51,
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i like a lot of people herebut liking them wont stop me taking the piss out of them..
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:52,
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...there's a bit of a gap between taking the piss and just posting at them to shut up and fuck offI've nothing against cliques, they're pretty much inevitable, but you're kidding yourself if you think /talk is any less cliquey than anywhere else
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:54,
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Who are you,and what have you done with glued eel?
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L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:57,
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I know, I'm scared and confused.HOLD ME.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:00,
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to be fairthe only person who gets treated like that is syncubus, and he deserves it. bashing sync does more to bring this board together as one than any number of ZOMGBASHES
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:01,
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I tend only to take the piss out of people I likePeople I know know me well enough to know how to take it.
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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:55,
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Who cares what some stoner mick says?(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:40,
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Nah, we're like the disfunctional mong brother of the talented, Mum likes me better than you /BoardI can float between either because I'm a talented mong.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:42,
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Annoying uncle who tells old jokes about blacks and jews.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:46,
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This, except replace talented mongwith fickle internet hussy.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:46,
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It's because I wouldn't let you smell and play with my hair like all the other girls, isn't it?(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:47,
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I'm not calling you a hussy, I'm calling me onealthough yes, that makes me very, very sad. I just want to brush it.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:48,
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Ah that's ok then you hussbag :)I'll wear it in pig tails especially for yooooo.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:54,
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You sexy bastard.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:57,
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spider is a drug addled spastic from ireland who hates the britishso no wonder he can't fucking fit in
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Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:40,
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also what's pretty funnyis he posted this: b3ta.com/talk/5357815
and i've just been informed that he's only recently lost his virginity.
To a hooker.
Hahahahahaha
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Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:49,
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HmmThat was about me and I can assure you there'd be no intention to try to pull me. I'm not that kinda gal.
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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:00,
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It was more of a comment at desperate pandering attemptsrather than insulting you
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Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:04,
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Spider isn't a spastic.The rest of your description of him has never stopped people fitting in here.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:43,
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I think it sometimes boils down to PEOPLE LOVE ME ON QOTW, WHY DON'T THEY INSTANTLY LOVE ME EVERYWHERE ELSESpider's probably bitching about the tedious 'shout at syncubus all night' night last night
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:40,
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Although it reached it's pinnacle last night,isn't that every night?
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:52,
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Are you joking?Every second post last night was a string of FUCK OFFs. You're taken aback when someone calls that a spazz-out?
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Newington, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:40,
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Syncubus has it coming(
Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:41,
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So you're taken aback when someone calls something a spazz-outwhen you don't know whether it was a spazz-out, and could trivially go and look?
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Newington, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:46,
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No, I'm questioning why people think we're nasty and then LOLariously being nasty to someone.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:47,
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I can only recommend reading a typical few hours' worth of /talk with your eyes open and the screen facing you.(
Newington, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:48,
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The reason people think /talk is mean and nastyis probably something to do with the meanness and the nastiness.
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Zuowan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:42,
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I like to think /talk tolerates less shitness than qotw(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:43,
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I said I LIKE TO THINK.in practice it doesn't seem to work that way :)
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:49,
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Aha"It's all very well in practice, but how does it work in theory?"
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Newington, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:52,
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It's a different kind of shiteness that is tolerated here.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:55,
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I want a talk board where I can post pictures.(
Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:43,
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Because anytime someone new or non regular talkers come on and either post a statementor a question some people don't understand they get sworn at or insulted.
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magnum, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:54,
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Oh magnum,is it really so bad? Should we just turn /talk off and go elsewhere?
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well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:59,
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OMGNot an opinion!
*is scared*
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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:55,
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*gets wobbly*(
postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:59,
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Yesterday I fitted a new shower for my lodger's bathroom.This makes me 10% more manly.
What have you done recently to up your manliness?
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Druid, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:19,
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Rofflewww.b3ta.com/calendar/event/15942
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:20,
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Sex and fighting.AT THE SAME TIME.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:20,
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I took on four sweaty Turks with JUST MY COCK.(
Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:22,
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regular saturday night then?(
Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:23,
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It's a real hit with the ladies down the Gala bingo.(
Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:24,
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Carried a baby.Not very manly, but he was really heavy.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:21,
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a real man would've used an engine hoist(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:22,
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I had to carry him outsideand there was a lack of hoists hanging from the sky.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:23,
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Wow, that's quite impressive.Could you attach a sex swing to it?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:25,
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I guess, as long as the baby didn't weigh too much(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:26,
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He wouldn't be joining ushe's in the pinchy grabby stage.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:28,
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they are usually rated for at least 500kgso even if you were shagging another b3tan it should be fine :D
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:26,
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The internet has convertedand I have space for a 435kg person.
That's a bit slim for the net.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:28,
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I tidied up the garden and had a BONFIRE this morning.(
LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:21,
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It's still smouldering.(
LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:23,
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waste of a good fireyou could have lit it this evening and sat around it drinking and toasting marshmallows :D
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:25,
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oh my yes.at my student dig, we had a fire pit in the garden surrounded by trees. It was utterly marvelous. We built a tree house near it (welllll a platform in a tree) and just sat there smoking for hours...
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It's a smelly, smoky getting rid of things fire.(
LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:27,
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its still a fireget pissed enough and the smoke wont bother you :D
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:29,
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My housemate and I are building a kiln.A motherfucking kiln.
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WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:35,
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Is it for potteryor smoking food? The answer to this defines your level of manliness.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:38,
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unless it's a combinedwoodburning pizza oven and tandoor he can get the fuck out.
however, I suspect it's for pottery. probably dainty little teacups and figurines of ladies holding kittens.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:46,
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** Stands up and taps glass with spoon twice **I would like to thank you all here for joining us on this very special day.
There isn't much to say, that hasn't already been said, about the marshmallow.
** Holds up glass **
Too the Marshmallow.
** Takes a sip, puts glass down, and starts clapping **
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:39,
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Phwoarthat sounds way better than my morning. I came to work.
Swap?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:23,
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NO SWAPSIES.Then I made cheese scones and now I am eating them.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:27,
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You must stop talking such filth.I'm going to go out for a cigarette and not think about scones.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:28,
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Fitted a washing machineAnd had a fight with some burly oafs*
*may contain minor inaccuracies
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I scowled at a drunk chap in the Cricketers in KeighleyI'm that hard
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He just wasn't paying attentionI could have had him though, no problem
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The Cricketers, is that the one by EMU?I heard that's not a bad pub.
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Druid, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:35,
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Yes. It's very nicePlenty of ale, music and a tidy goth bint behind the bar.
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Nothing*is a lady*
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:21,
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i bought myself a pink wig online.i wonder when it will arrive.
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sleepybinky, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:22,
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Fuck me, that's a serious oneI nearly bought one a while back for £80 but then I realised I have other saws and don't cut enough to warrant buying on.
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magnum, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:31,
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Ate a tiger before it ate me(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:22,
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so it ate you from the inside?(
minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:30,
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Lifted massive stacks of wood out of a lorry.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:22,
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Did you walk away in that 'manly' swagger whichmakes you look as though you've lost control of your bowels?
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Druid, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:27,
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I crept behind a wall and cried like a girl.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:34,
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i cut my thumb really badly on a tin last nightits currently being held together with tissue and gaffa tape. fuck going to hospital:D
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:23,
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its about 5 cm longand deep enoough to see the bone..
i reckon thats close enough.
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:27,
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can you feel it if you poke the bone?what does it feel like?
does it tickle? does it twinge?
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sleepybinky, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:29,
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no ideait was 3 hours until it finally stopped bleeding and i am loathe to experiment. :D
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:31,
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A real man would have cooked it.Or had his wife cook it.
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WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:37,
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Cut him and he bleeds?CLEARLY A MANNEQUIN!
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:37,
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seriously. it bled a LOTmy bathroom looked like i had killed someone in it last night..
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:46,
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Fell over my own feetwhilst thinking of something else. That is , not multi tasking.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:23,
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pfft useless(
crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:26,
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I NOHowever I'm now sitting on my bed being entertained by b3ta, which is better than being at work being asked questions.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:29,
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Hey I'm head of HRWhat are they going to do?
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:37,
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Initial Assessment: Activity: Standing Up.Significant Hazards:
1)Falling Over - Hazard Rating [High]
Action Taken:
1)Planning. All operations to be carried out where possible in a seated position.
2) Physical. A nice comfy chair is to be provided, and cushioned flooring in all accessible areas beyond.
4) Management. Arrangements will be to provide regular cups of tea* to the employee.
*not too hot, mind.
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L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:41,
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Driven around 250 miles and not complained about it ONCE(
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:23,
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that sounded pretty whiny to me..(
Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:24,
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Your mumyou fat cunt
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:24,
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Increased the size of the muscles in my left arm used for wanking by 1.3% in less than 30 minutes this morning.(
The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:24,
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I hurt my wrist really bad the other day when I was having a wank,I banged it on the ceiling.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:27,
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She was, back yesterday, but I still got no lovings :'((
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:33,
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I do scratch things lots.but i do have a rash.
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:31,
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i contracted manflu and am on the verge of deathbut i've only complained about it quite a bit.
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minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:33,
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I fitted a shower and refitted a kitchenso I can then take in a lodger
Then VodkaCoke helped me paint everything we could so it all looks clean and lully
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