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Forgive me farther, for I have not photoshopped

@ work

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CPhoenix, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)

Who's Farther?

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)

maybe 'forgive me'

is a code word for 'fist me'

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)

Could be.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)

well, I'm over here

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)

*walks a bit*

Ha! Now I'm farther.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)

damn, foiled again!

I'm just around the corner now

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)

*vaults building*

*runs for a mile*
*holds up sign saying "FARTHER"*

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)

Luke, I am your Farther

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)

Pssst

Cheese

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)

cor! NSFW ;)

you know how to stoke the embers, don't you!
now, what about the dress?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)

Edam skins?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)

hahahaha, with babybels for earrings!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)

There you go.

That's my favourite cheese.

I'm dead posh.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)

I nearly bought that the other day....

Instead we're going for something disappointingly normal...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)

Ours is going to be mainly nuts and stuff.

Only vaguelly held together with cake.

covered in green icing ivy leaves.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)

That means you don't need balloons....

You can just watch as the nut allergy sufferers self inflate...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)

Fuck the nut allergists.

They can have a sandwich or something.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)

Ha ha ha ha

We've got one coeliac coming... All I can think to give her is a bowl full of water...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)

And some hay.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)

Precisement. :D

When's the big day?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_yorkshire/4367699.stm

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)

I remember that when it was a Two Ronnies sketch :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)

oh you lovely old thing
*wrestles*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)

werther's original?

/knows all the 'lovely old thing' chat up lines ;)

'ning m'lovely

*enjoys the wrestling*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)

*drools*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)

Pork Pie lover as well then?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)

Aye, there's nowt like a 50lb growler....

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)

How much farther?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)

God, you pedants are soooo obvious

/couldn't type quickly enough

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)

*smirks slightly abashedly*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)

'Noonaning all!

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FoldsFive, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)

hahahahaha, top stuff!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)

Can I have the one top left please?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)

With marmite and cheese.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)

*comes just a little bit*

Always was an orgasmic eater

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)

I hate writting CV's too.

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Cae1, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)

I think most people do.

Mine's finished now, thankfully - and it's been sent to many many people who seem not to care :/

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)

Yeh.

& they send back forms asking for all the details you have in youre CV & other useless stuff..

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Cae1, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)

I get that less these days

because I'm not applying through agencies for the most part.
Still, I applied for a job yesterday which sounded absolutely ideal...

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)

*is glad he's eloping with Mrs. T*

top crumpet! (eater)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)

hahaha

and reminds me of

"Now its time for Punchlines - with, Lenny, Bennet!"

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)

Ha!

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)

Yum!

*spoken with a, coincidentally, mouth full of toats*

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Flowerpot with added compost Cake for all!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)

Awwwww

where's sonicbroomsatan with his pitchfork and firey abode, we can make us some lully toats!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)

You called?

I should point out that it's not really for making toats...

but as you're such a scintillating concubine, go on then...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)

Black them all up with some Vegemite.

(MadGutters Now what?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)

Marmite = yummy
Vegemite = devil's bottom product

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Flowerpot with added compost Cake for all!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)

Interesting fact

Marmite means Cauldron in french. :D

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)

*gasps*

Vegemite? VEGEMITE?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)

I never understood the point of Vegemite

Why have a vegetarian version of a vegetarian-friendly product?

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cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)

Different origins.

I think Vegemite has actually been around longer than marmite.

Plus Marmite isn't friendly to gluten allergy sufferers.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)

It's because Marmite is really made from horses and tiny doves.

It's a secret though, so don't tell anyone =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)

You either Dove it or you Neigh-t it?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)

*spangs*

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FoldsFive, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)

I'm here all week :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)

So, would you recommend the veal or not, then ?

Afternoon, my good friend :)

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FoldsFive, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)

hahaha

I just remembered Leningrad's "spare veal" FP :)

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)

Would you... Would you... care for a Rat?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)

Gah!

*spangs self for starting that*

'ning Archie! Y'alreet?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)

I am indeed, Squire, I am indeed

hope you be fine as well

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)

I'm all of teh ace, cheers =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)

I think Marmite came first

Vegemite was named after Marmite, maybe they had to actively convince people that the viscous, brown, tangy-smelling paste was actually based on vegetables, and not some distillate of dripping from a mass crematorium cellar.

Which, to be honest, I would have believed about either spread.

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fross Read your email on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)

Now that's just silly.

Pffffft!

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Monty Propps, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)

haha

noice!

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)

pfft

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Damion International - now taking orders., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)

Pfffffft!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)

Because they make for 'light' reading....

/gets coat

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)

'_'

editry: why were you stepped?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)

Psst

You like marmite with cheese too?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)

Mmmmmm

best of all the toasted sandwiches

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)

humna.

pleasethankyou.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)

oh yes. Who doesn't.

marmite and cheese on toast or crumpets every time

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)

*divorces*

*runs away with TGA*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)

hahahaha, *elopes with Mrs. T*

/asks for mature cheddar cheese and marmite as wedding gifts

/loves m'cheddar

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)

Seriously Strong Cheddar?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)

mature as you like

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)

*huggles*

*gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)

*proposes*

/instead of wedding cake, lets just have huge blocks of cheese on tiers

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)

I've seen that done!

Our caterers really wanted to do that for us...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)

hahahaha, great!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)

I personally don't like that stuff

because I once got some that tasted of eggs.

Mature Davidstow ftw.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)

Best cheese I ever had

Was a Norfolk unpasteurised. Bloody gorgeous.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)

My favourite cheese always has been

and always will be Roquefort.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)

Norfolk Unpasteurised........ sounds like a description of me

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)

best ever?

Stinking Bishop. Not just because of the name.

And Cornish Yarg...

(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)

Yarg is great

purely because it's wrapped in nettles.

/knows too much about cheese

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)

Yarg trivia

It's called that because the family who make it have the surname "Gray".

Gray = yarG

(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)

*checks the wedding list on lidl.co.uk*

*orders 16Kg block of German cheddar*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)

Oi oi

what happened with the Sun?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)

nothing yet, still awaiting a reply from them, stern email sent yesterday

will let you know as soon as I know. more things afoot with emap/zoo this morning as well

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)

Oh aye?

Go get em!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)

why were you nawty stepped?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)

hehe, it was a 10-second 'I asked for it' moment, from this...

www.b3ta.com/board/7258739

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)

How many times have you been asked that now?

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)

that's around the 6th time :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)

*gazzes everybody to get them to ask TGA*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)

hahahaha

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)

hehe

is true you have to do 'tasks' for Rob?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)

*hangs head in shame*

apparently,one day, he'll let me out of this shed

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)

Crumpets

must only be eaten with honey!

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cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)

Butter and nothing but FTW

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)

blasphemer!

burn the heretic, and toast the crumpets!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)

Well

So long as you don't burn the crumpets...

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cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)

heaven forbid!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)

*dons sunglasses*

Post these quicker, you crazy genius you!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)

^ this

again

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)

Has your mouth recovered yet?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)

O_O

are the symptoms lock jaw and a glazed chin?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)

Pffft.

Are you being rude? Coz if not, I'll be feeling a bit silly about laughing...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)

Yes indeed!

That's ace mustard and no mistake! What are we going to do when it's all gone?

*sets up mustard-cloning bench in laboratory*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)

*loses connection*

*pulls shoelace out of socket*
*investigates*
*licks*
*puts back*

OWW

Maybe we could just not put so much on sammichs?
And eventually, face the mourning

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)

*faces*

O_o

That's a sad thought.

Maybe we could have loads on sammichs but have tiny ones?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)

Do I WANT to know?

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)

I've seen this joke before, somewhere.

(MadGutters Now what?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)

persicute! Kill the Heritic!

Forgive him, he's new here, he knows not what he says!

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caffeinefreak, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)

But... I have!

I can't remember where though.

Sorry if this was out of order to point out.

(MadGutters Now what?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)

It'll be Victoria Wood As Seen On TV or perhaps Buffy.

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my mum, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)

It wasn't

they're just being silly :)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)

damn.

where?

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)

I really can't remember.

Sorry fella.

(MadGutters Now what?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)

it was obviously memorable.

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my mum, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)

It happens.

Apparently someone has seen a tv show that did the exact same thing as my unlucky hitler strip. Even though the original idea was from a conversation I had with am ate about 15 years ago.

Just goes to show, there really are no original ideas left.

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)

All he needs to do

is move the Weetabix down!

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Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)

easy

wood from chernobyl is cheaper

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)

made of tinfoil?

or lovely gold leaf...

woo :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)

OOOOOooooo-eeeEEEEEEeee-oooooOOOOOOOOO!!!!*

*mysterious book music

I love you, JJ.

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)

Dodododododododododododo*

*Twilight zone theme tune

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)

*giggles immaturely*

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)

*smooshes*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)

Speaking of huge books, I found this lurking in our basement:

Check who wrote it

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)

Bullwinkle?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)

Flog it

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Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)

Did you know that the factory gazelle is an endangered species

and hunting it may cause loss or death of handbag crab.

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CPhoenix, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)

so stop it!

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)

ill buy that for a dollor

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caffeinefreak, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)

he needs to move his sunglasses down over his eyes maybe

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mutated monty, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)

onimous

ominous ominous onimous ominus ponimous

(chili_kitten Cheese, peas and honey bees, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)

No Jimmy, remember what your doctor said!

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)

hahahahaha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)

Ahahaha! You are on fire

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)

Arf

Subterranean Homesick Woos

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Flowerpot with added compost Cake for all!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)

The fuck was going on there to begin with?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)

Severe constipation.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)

*silently presents with origami boat*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)

*glees*

*goes off to find puddle*

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)

Did you see my origami badger?

My dogs ate it! Bastards!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)

is that a euphamism?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)

No. Am I going to have to get my spanging pan out?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)

They are being electrocuted

By a Tazer (sp)

(Pesky Eskimo Gadzooks!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)

You've spelt

Tizer wrong.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)

Phwoar

I'd love a bit of tizer.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)

Happy B3taday!

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CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)

Haha!

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Monty Propps, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)

needs more

goatse

edit: is he saying "JAFFA CAKES" ?

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)

hah

I think he is. Damn, wish I'd shopped a jaffa in there now

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)

Do it!

_Please.

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Monty Propps, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)

haha foo,

He put his goatse on backwards!

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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)

Best. Screen-name. Ever.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)

*agrees*

there should be a compo for usernames

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)

yay, happy noob

*blushes* It took me hours to decide but with these glasses and the holes in my hands it was pretty obvious.

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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)

Madness!

I love it! I'm slightly worried about what was going on in the sauce though...

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cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)

hahahahaha

Superb!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)

Hahaha

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)

look at me - I'm Jahled

I don't read people's profiles

:D

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)

Point six

Lurkers are always watching ;)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)

never forget it!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)

You're blue for me at the minute Savoury

It happens when I clear my history in case of spies*
*the IT guy

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)

Mrs Trellis

always seems to be on the lookout for a long straight one, the dirty mare.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)

Watch who you're calling a dirty mare!

Filthy bastard.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)

Accurate description for me there.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)

Size seems to be a requirement too

www.b3ta.com/board/7385797

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)

Seems so.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)

That was part of a conversation with Debs

She started it! Honest!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)

Heheh

[/:-D

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)

Ahhhhahahaha!

You're on a roll today.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)

pfft

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mutated monty, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)

can I keep him?

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)

No Squash him!

Squash him for the good of the world!

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)

I'll sell him for £5.60

and a biscuit.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)

Dog?

or rich T?

(

Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)

If you're hiding gravybones from me

I'll have to hurt you.

Mmmmmm.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)

Are these the names of rap artists?

I'm more of a Britpop person.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)

my hamster is called biscuit

(

Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)

Ours is called Reaper

because she is death for peanuts.
We managed to get her to fit five full-size monkeynuts in her cheeks yesterday.

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)

aw lil hamster

(

Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)

£2.20 and a jaffa cake?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)

No.

I want a biscuit, not a cake.

Foolish person.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)

bum him

(

Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)

this gives me an idea...

*calls him "Lemmiwinks"*

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)

reminds me of the

joke about the 3 inch pianist...

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)

I'm still wondering who this guy is.

I'm not complaining, just curious...

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)

no idea

I think 'futtock originally came up with the image

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)

I recall the recursive one

I think that was the first...

One of the better bandwagons methinks.

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)

worlth tiniesth man

(

my mum, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)

Miserable looking little chap isn't he

perhaps we could pair him up with my one?

Nice shadow by the way!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)

He will be crushed

by my mighty robot

(

Mystery_Bob, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)

BIDI BIDI BIDI :)

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)

He has already crushed my heart.

In a good way.

(

gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)

Both will be destroyed by alien invaders!

(

Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)

YAY!

(MadGutters Now what?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)

arrghhh he still looks evil

even when tiny!!!!
hell, can some one please give me a link to the source for him,

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)

I don't have the original souce

I 'shopped him out of one of those already posted here

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)

Thanks

found him now!!!!!!

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:51, archived)

I should work for the NHS

(

Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)

Tetnus does THAT?!

*goes for booster*

(

Cae1, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)

Tetris jabs are painful

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)

Well you wait forever for a long straight one

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)

it dpeneds on which shape they use.

The long, straight ones are ok.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)

mutters something about a long straight one

Noon all!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)

HELLO!

How's it going with your plan to paint the moon black?

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)

It's on hiatus as I've run out of gaffer tape,

and the seagulls refuse to cooperate.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)

I have a whiteboard marker,

and the gulls can be bribed with Ladybird books.

It's that easy. You just have to think laterally.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)

Dammit, you know full well what happened to my Ladybird books!

*runs off crying*

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)

lo box

Guilty or not - he'll never be asked to babysit again

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)

'noon Waspy!

(

Flowerpot with added compost Cake for all!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)

Mmm, compost!

Noon Miss Pot

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)

I have a secret power.

My secret power is to get the tetris song stuck in people's heads by simply mentioning my secret power.

(

gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)

Tetanus does the reverse of that

i.e. lockjaw

Has Mr. Mask had too many jabs, I wonder?

(

Rincewind, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)

Can do: you get lock jaw from it

You die of starvation

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)

*scared*

(

Cae1, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)

It's bloody terrifying

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)

*terrified*

(

Cae1, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)

my jaw has locked open from yawning too hard

only once - I punched myself in the jaw to unlock it.

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)

That was a waste of effort

when there were so many people willing to help you out with that.

:)

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)

what - punch me

or take advantage?

it's my fault really for doing too many entire-rim-of-a-pint-glass-in-my-mouth party tricks

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)

It would be worth it

if it was an entire-rim-of-a-toilet though. That would be spectacular.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)

hmmmm

seat up or seat down?

and with a flush?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)

My jaw locked after six hours in the dentists chair...

But it locked in the open position....

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)

hahahaha!

nice tongue!
Thor's blob!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)

all the ladies love him.

because he does the dishes.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)

Earth Girls Are Easy

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)

Ah, Mr O'Fodin, top o' the mornin' to ya!

You couldn't tarmac my ceilings for me next week could you?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)

De divil dey do!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)

dad!!

uncle dave said i couldn't come over to his place for dinner!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)

I thought he'd been told not to do any more of his 'special' hotdogs?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)

Did he?

Did you want Stella and Tennants Super for dinner then?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)

'ning sir!

*manhuggles*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)

Yo!

Kenneth!

gleeeeee! Jessie was on briefly - I expressed my disappointment

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)

Disappointment?

That's a bit harsh... we haven't got any internets, she's having to sign on by plugging a wet shoelace into an electrical socket, you should be impressed!

=D

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)

I meant about Wednesday, ya fathead!

ya fathead!Sheesh!
Hahahaha!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)

Ah, I see.

Apple-ologies!

Right, must dash. W*rk's an absolute nightmare today... they installed an "upgrade" at the weekend, and now everything's all teh b0rked =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)

Kerry!

*huggles*

(

in vino veritas, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)

*fondles*

Hello you =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)

*shivers*

It stings. Everytime it stings.

*rocks*

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)

Jessienina!

*huggles*

(

in vino veritas, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)

Hurrah!

Mind that dodgy socket in the corner, won't you?

*points*

Y'alright flower? *huggles*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)

'ning!

No MSN?

(

Flowerpot with added compost Cake for all!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)

No really, don't

Love it though :-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)

^ this

'ning

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)

TOAV!

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)

actually

I had to shop it a bit - the anim stopped before the tongue was completely unfurled

(

Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)

I would've even believed if you'd said

"nope, I made that one myself" ;)

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)

haha, brilliant

IMPORTANT TJ: Has anyone else just received a 'Gaz' from a certain magazine? if so, can you Gaz me please. You'll know the magazine in question,
as it's one regularly talked about in here

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)

*intrigued*

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)

I received one from a cretin magazine.

It's a magazine for half-wits and spackers. It was a load of gibberish; I couldn't understand what they were after.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)

yes

I just got a gaz from Hustle too
Arf!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)

they want to know if you're happy with the staple covering your modesty in your pull out centrefold?

/broadsheet edition ;)

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)

no, ashally

ashallythey wanted to know who makes your bras
Hahaha! JCB!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)

....and where they can get enough tarpaulin from

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)

you got a gaz

from I love horses!?

wow

(

Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)

it looks more like

organophosphate poisoning than tetanus

(

bertisfantastic bert is a sleepy bear, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)

Tetanus is lock jaw.

So, this sort of makes no sense.

Well done on adding the text though.

(MadGutters Now what?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)

it depends where the jaw

locks, dunnit

(

Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)

Dali does Rubik!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)

surely it would have melted

and be held up by crutches

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)

lots and lots of drawers up one side too.

Drawers as in wooden things, I'm not nurse Gladys Emmanuel.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)

i'd love a r-r-r-rummage in her d-d-d-d-rawers!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)

Eeeeee, get out of it.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)

I like her new role as Auntie Mabel

on CBeebies :)

(

in vino veritas, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)

REALLY!?

COR! *rubs thighs*

Linda Baron! Hummina Hummina!
COR!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)

she was a brothel owner in rome too!

that wasn't right.
where the hell was pippin?!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)

'Flying' the plane?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)

It is very unconvincing

Also who takes her plane when she's off to buy wool?

(

in vino veritas, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)

I love the way they stick two strand of her hair under the flying helmet

But as soon as the guy flying the plane moves, you see a lot of very short grey hair!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)

she's got a fantastic ch-ch-ch-ch

a fantastic ch-ch-ch-ch-chest...

...of drawers

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)

Dali ftw!

This ftw.

very good.

(

Cae1, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)

Arse Enigma of William Tell ftw!

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)

this would make my head explode

as I can't even work out the standard one...

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)

you just need a screwdriver to prize off a corner

then the rest is a piece of piss

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)

been there, done that

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)

I always

moved the stickers. They all fell off after a while :(

(

cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)

elementary error

plus it was also really obvious that you'd cheated

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)

I was only

six! Nobody told me! Well, okay, maybe they did...

(

cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)

Woo!

/Sorry about my post, I saved the wrong cocking image :(

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)

you shouldn't delete . . .

there's an edit button!
Tchoh!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)

There was nothing to edit!

I have lost the image

/Plus the elipsis is unnecessary

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)

I advocate the semi-colon.

It's an under-used piece of punctuation.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)

I was sitting looking for a geology pun :(

(

Cae1, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)

Stone-o you weren't!

Hahaha! Geology puns Rocks!

Oh noes! What have I strarted!
easy peasy!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)

Sedimentary, my dear Watson

(

in vino veritas, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)

i'm synclined to agree with you

(

mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)

Hahaha!

That cliffted my spirits!

COR! Look who it is!?
*bum-hugs*

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)

*screems*

i can't fault you there

(

mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)

Lime not going to chip in this time.

Myca-razy punning just gets me spanged.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)

Bah!

now you've MINEdpissed me
hee!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)

Such is the danger of COALlecting puns...

It fills me with righteous IGNEOUS-ation

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)

Arf!

*chalks another up*

Thattun was so good it made me flintch . . .
Arf!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)

Oooh

you're getting boulder!

(

in vino veritas, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)

*pretends to be high court judge for no better reason that a clumsilly set up pun*

*bangs gravel*
Arf!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)

Don't worry, its not your fault.

(

Cae1, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)

Hahaha! Sub-lime

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)

I shale just grit my teeth try and ignore this thread I think

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)

*profiles*

*insert cleavage pun here*

(

Cae1, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)

Possibly

what have you strata-ed?

...no, never mind.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)

and I was just rissing all over

sorry bout that mate

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)

*Head to desk moment*

Read above, I posted the wrong image, I posted the original source by accident :(

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)

*melts*

(

gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)

Ha ha smart-arse!

Now solve it!! LOL

(Phoenixx1973 Will be campaigning for the "Vote Saxon" party., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)

I'm mostly having this for lunch today:

What are you having?

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)

I just had some stoopid fukka crisps

and a portion of doggchod cake

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)

*breaks open a bag of sun-dried pig's cunts*

ooh, i hate that first smell when the bag opens.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)

office-based involuntary snorting through nose

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)

its a bit wiffy isn't it

like arsehól biscuits

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)

needs more arrows

TJ: 'ning b3ta. I've been away for some time. Have i missed much?

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)

Welcome back

No, not a lot.

(

in vino veritas, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)

'ning aunt!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)

'lo!

Have some sweeties, but don't tell your mum and dad.

And don't eat the blue ones, you know they make you drool.

(

in vino veritas, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)

mum dad!

look what auntie vino gave me!
*opens mouth to reveal half eaten blue sweets*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)

*sigh*

(

in vino veritas, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)

thanks

shame. although i suppose it'll be another while before a b3tan gets his work on bbc news.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)

probably

until newsnight start counting 'zoo' as a newspaper when they look at tomorrow's headlines. I reckon that'll be around August, me.

'ning

(

cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)

'ning

or perhaps if johnx1 becomes a reporter...

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)

you missed the forst b3ta wedding!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)

O_o

who was that then? Scott and Charlene?

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)

whatever happened to Angry Anderson eh?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)

we all got new hats for the occasion

it was lovely.

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)

did'nt you catch the flowers too?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)

right in the eye unfortuntaly

it was fully documented and will appear on You've Been Framed in the Fall

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)

Hallo db!

only the usual bits, nothing special

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)

I took my top off at least 15 times

But I don't think you'd have been too bothered.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)

which way round were you facing btw?

*runs very fast, very far*

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)

ha!

your grasp of irony is ridiculous. and to think, i always thought you ignored me when I slavered over your boobs.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)

I wasn't ignoring you

Just busy mopping up after you

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)

That sounds amusingly tasty

I had canteen lasagne. It was OK.

(

in vino veritas, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)

this made me laugh much more than it should :)

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)

Sounds delicious

I've had a herby cheese & ham bagel, mini cheddars, an apple and a flake yoghurt. I may wash it down with a cuppa in a minute.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)

Braw! Have chips with that!

(

The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)

Thanks! That is the first time I have won this. It's going in my

profile.

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)

There is pineapple there.

GET PINEAPPLE.

(

Cae1, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)

GO EAST!

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)

*packs up belongings*

*goes east*

Where is the pineapples?

(

Cae1, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)

you are standing on a forest clearing

exits are NORTH, PINEAPPLE and DAVE

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)

I can't FUCK OFF right now

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)

*exits via pineapple*

yay!

(

Cae1, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)

no. 30

(

the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)

sounds delicious

i've cooked myself some scallop shells in butter.
added some minced onions and red pepper..deglazed the fryingpan with balsamic vinegar, some fresh cream, salt & pepper and rice..and i even popped a bottle of bordeaux on my own=)

(

olivier8 (euroloon), Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)

How come the French eat properly for lunch

when all we get is soggy sandwiches made with plastic bread? :(

(

in vino veritas, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)

that's just because

i'm on holydays ..having much more time than usual to cook and eat some nice stuff.

(

olivier8 (euroloon), Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)

Suck my Gai Phat Sabprarod!

Broccolli & Stilton soup with some granary bread and butter.
There's apple crumble & custard too but I may have to pass
due to bannoffeeness on Sunday.

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)

Something for a small project I was working on...

Click for big, huge, giant version (worth it for all the detail, honest!)- about 400k

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)

i wonder what shaped chairs s/he uses

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)

Something like this

i would imagine.
www.hammacher.com/publish/66098.asp?promo=xsells

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)

$200 for an uncomfy chair!!

(

Fluffy elephants, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)

Sold!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)

i like that

a lot

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)

blimey

that's a bit good.

(

Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)

great work that!

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)

That's some loveliness.

(MadGutters Now what?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)

Are you my mummy?

That's very woo :)

(

in vino veritas, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)

very nice

indeedy

(

Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)

Reminds me Off the odd world games.

which can only be a good thing.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)

Like a mixture of

Dr Who, Narnia and Pans Labyrinth.

Very nice. :D

(

Fluffy elephants, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)

Wow

Nicely done :)

Looks like concept art for a video game or something.

(

Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)

Dare you play Peppers : the video game?

(

Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)

RUN

HE'LL RAPE YOU WITH HIS EYES!!!!

edit: it is quite woosome

(

Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)

Excellent!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)

hahahaha!

KILL IT! WITH FINGERS!

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)

Hahahah

What was the original picture?

(

in vino veritas, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)

Brian Peppers...

/This comment is brought to you by the Obvious Reply Co.

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)

*spang*

/This spang is brought to you by a large frying pan and the letter T

(

in vino veritas, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CL1cjnPN0w0

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)

Bah! I'm at work

Can someone kind describe it?

(

in vino veritas, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)

it's a website for sharing video clips

edit: actually, thinking about it, it woyuld have been more* funny to have just done this:

www.dictionary.com/browse/work

*not funny

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)

Ohohoho

Ambassador, with these jokes you are spoiling us.

(

in vino veritas, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)

There's this game available online

which requires you to guide your mouse pointer through increasingly complex mazes. Requires a lot of concentration.
Thing is, when it gets to level four, you're staring intently at the screen, and the Devil from the Exorcist appears and screams something at you.
The video on YouTube is the result when someone let their 8-year-old son play it and videoed the results :/

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)

Ahhh

Thank you :D

(

in vino veritas, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)

Crikey!

Hello Mr. Industry! How's tricks?

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)

Hello Broom :)

I'm good, ta. On the unemployment lists and loving it :) How about yourself?

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)

Employed and loathing it....

But it keeps me in an unhealthy supply of cake, so mustn't grumble :D

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)

i thought it was the girl from fright night

bot the excorcist.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)

meh

i dunno, i've not seen it in a while.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)

I'm pretty damn sure it's Linda Blair.

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)

probably.

hows the job hunting?

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)

Ah, parental love

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)

IVY!

*BIG huggles*
all better today? Yes? plees?

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)

DAYVE!

*huggles*

I'm OK, much the same as yesterday but at work :)

(

in vino veritas, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)

C]}:0(

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)

it's like 'you've been framed: UNCUT'

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)

pfft

what was the source?

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)

play it yourself:
www.fugly.com/media/view.php?cat=DOWNLOADS&id=709

edit: if you are at work, turn your speakers down. /public safety announcement

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)

hahaha!

i love that video

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)

this^

(

the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)

Hahahaha!

(

gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)

prolly bindun by every 5 year old ever anywhere

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)

A troll? On a Tuesday? Unheard of!

woo

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)

it's the only one so far today anyway

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)

needs more stemill!!1!

(

TomD Howdy!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)

I miss stemil

he was my fave troll ever. He had such conviction to his cause

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)

effort counts for a lot in my book!

(

TomD Howdy!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)

What did he do?

He was before my time I think

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:27, archived)

only the most banned person ever!

more times than Manley

He had an uncanny ability to post the most biggerest pics ever

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)

Manley=?

Pedantichrist?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)

oui Madame T

the only titled b3tan that we know of (for real!)

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)

Yes

Known everywhere apart from here as Lord Manley and here too, until that username was banned.

(

in vino veritas, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)

It's you !!

where've you been?

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:27, archived)

here and there

and over there *points*
but i'm back now!
Howdy!

(

TomD Howdy!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)

that is pretty woo!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)

mmmmm

troll sex,

sorry :(

(Jesus Quintana nothing good to say, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)

Would that be on an etch-a-sketch, or just crudely doodled on some pink sugar paper?

(MadGutters Now what?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)

WHATCHOOTALKINABOUTN00B?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)

I was making a joke about 5 year olds and drawing.

No worries, I'll just type to myself in a corner.

(MadGutters Now what?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)

*traps in corner*

*huggles*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)

I quite like this sort of thing.

(MadGutters Now what?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)

*huggles some more*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)

Hmmph!

you'd better watch it n00b . . . it's all huggles in the corner now but soon it'll be spanging and pain!
Arf!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)

You bring it on yourself you know

*huggles*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)

You're just Trellis jellis

aren't you?

(

in vino veritas, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)

Nope!

*jumps into other corner with IVV*

*sings* It's a Jolly 'alliday with Ivy!
C];0)

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)

*stands in queue*

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)

*takes tea break*

*huggles*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)

Me again!

*prepares*

(MadGutters Now what?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)

oh OK

no

PSP, by Griffin Saver aged thirty-mumblin

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)

Now you're in a corner...

how would you feel about selling your soul?

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)

What do I get in return?

If it's not a bigger willy and some whores, I'm not too bothered for it.

(MadGutters Now what?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)

Well, I was in the process of making badge for all my collected souls...

Thought I'd start with a n00b and work up....

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)

Woo!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)

I owe it to you

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)

On the off-chance I might set off Ghostie's nerd-alert again

Is that Giles as a Fyarl demon?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)

i dunned a google search for 'troll'

I haven't the foggiest about what you are asking me

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)

*googles also*

Ah, no it's not. Dinna worry then.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)

*hangs head in shame*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)

now where

are those pesky goats?

(

the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)

there are no goats

it is all moving along swiftly

We run an efficient goat-free operation here at Troll Bridge

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)

hahaha!

still worth the effort tho :)

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:25, archived)

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)

funny looking bandwagon

looks like a big cucumber!

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)

stop licking your lips debs

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)

And put your pants back on!

(

OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)

whoah, if I could do that do you think I would be at work?!

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)

*chokes on her mini cheddars*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)

Yes, but work would be something very different.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)

pfft

"at work"

that's not what the web cam says!

i've said too much

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)

www.lizardhouse.co.uk/webcam.htm

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)

Hahaha

Office LOL!!

(l4rd went back to his normal lurking on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)

*still fears*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)

that's really graping my squildo

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)

freebs

you scare me sometimes bruv

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)

What the frig

is going on in the source picture?

Woo by the way.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)

Hahaha

runs to The Sun.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)

I must honour this in the traditional way.

WTFHAHAHAHAHAHA

*beclicks*

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)

Shaznay suits hairy legs.

Cor AND phwoar.

(MadGutters Now what?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)

The french one on the far left would get it.

I really want to know what was going on in the source though.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)

french?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)

Well, half french.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)

she shaves under one arm...

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)

melanie blatt?

isn't she married to the bass player guy who used to be in jamiroquai?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:27, archived)

God only knows.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)

surely more people than god know?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)

hahahaha, crikey!

*sends in to 'the Sun'

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)

have they always

been as manly

(

the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)

Um, yes

Your hair looked nice yesterday, by the way.

(

in vino veritas, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)

the doctors couldn't see a problem

(

the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)

how could they miss that?

the damage to the teeth is quite dramatic

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)

haha!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7389854

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:05, archived)

Headbabies?

Very nice. Very nice indeed.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)

i'm still trying to work

out how they get out though

(

the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)

A really big sneeze

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)

I like that idea

I was going to suggest some kind of wierd, crawling out of the sinuses birth. But a sneeze sounds better, and has the added implications of high-speed flying newborns :D

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:06, archived)

Splattered all over the far wall...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:07, archived)

Indeed

Possibly even spanging it back with a frying pan?

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:09, archived)

I'm going right off my lunch...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)

what about digging

out through the eye socket?

(

the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)

That's a caesarean

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)

Ouch

That's painful to think about

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)

owww

(

the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:06, archived)

Covered in marmite you say?

*licks*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)

wow!

someone else who likes the sticky brown stuff

(

the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)

Oh yes!

Especially on crumpets with boiled egg :-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)

yes!

crumpets with cheese

(

the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)

Marmite on cheddar = yum

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)

stoppit!

*hungries*

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)

LOOK OUT!

HE'S GONNA START EATING!

*fleees*
Phew!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)

That's cocking ace!

Have a click!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)

Ooooooo.... that's rate good that is...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)

You come from Derbyshire

AICMFP!

(l4rd went back to his normal lurking on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)

Portsmouth...

But painfully close.

Relative to the distance to the sun.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)

Oh?

I thought they only said rate good round this neck of the woods.

(l4rd went back to his normal lurking on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)

They do....

I'm a culture thief...

(That and I've been watching FAR too much Devvo on Fat Pie)

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)

That's brilliant!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)

Bruce Forsyth or Jimmy Hill?

/nicely done fella!

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)

Blimey,

That's rather good.

/I'm new please don't hurt me blog.

(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)

*hurts*

*but in a sexy way*

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)

*films*

*sells*
Profit!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:06, archived)

*buys*

*fwaps*
*splurts*
*sells*
*profit*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:07, archived)

*buys*

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)

you'd get your own little minky

edit: you know, if you didn't just drink it

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)

too late!

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)

; )

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)

*buys*

*enjoys*

*wears out*

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)

Jolly bloody good

Clearly, this person has been fucked in the head.

Badum, Tish!

(l4rd went back to his normal lurking on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)

Dave?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)

Erm

Yes?

(l4rd went back to his normal lurking on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)

dave laird?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)

Erm

Yes again?

(l4rd went back to his normal lurking on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:07, archived)

OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

scared?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)

Slightly

Are you a stalker?

(l4rd went back to his normal lurking on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)

pffft

you wish!

no i just saw your conversation with laird dave draws

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)

Haha

I had assumed as much, but simply liked the idea of having a stalker better.

(l4rd went back to his normal lurking on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)

Sorry, Sir the Hat has been overdoing the puns

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:05, archived)

Clearly

this is not the Dave you are looking for

/jedi mind trick blog

(l4rd went back to his normal lurking on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:06, archived)

OVERdoing!?

OVERDOING!? You can't OVERDO puns . . .

/shocked
Hahaha!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)

*readies pan*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:09, archived)

I'm aFRIED that I'm immune . . .

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:09, archived)

Well BOIL be blowed....

you SAUCEy hat you...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)

*megaspangs*

Both of you!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)

skull fucking FTW!!!11!

(

the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)

nice work

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)

That's gorgeous.

Have my first click.

(MadGutters Now what?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)

Ace!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)

BINGO!

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)

Bingo?

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)

HOUSE!

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:05, archived)

The pan's been polished you know

*spang*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)

Oof.

(

DogHorse plop, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)

tee hee

"yes he's AA +"

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:05, archived)

Are you positive?

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:09, archived)

yes, he's had a battery of tests

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:10, archived)

aww!

He should cell his story to the papers
Parp!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)

that'd be the real acid test

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)

he could charge them millions

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)

ah node that I did!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)

I. Like. This.

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)

Mind of a Paedo?

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)

Ook.

(

DogHorse plop, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:05, archived)

oooh thats done too well!

(

tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:09, archived)

Excellent!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)

That's rather beautifully done

(

in vino veritas, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)

That's freakishly beautiful.

This, on the other hand, isnt.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)

WTFX

is that a little fist?

(

olivier8 (euroloon), Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)

Die Hard 5: Die Slappy

(

Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)

Haha

(

DogHorse plop, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:50, archived)

I could watch this for hours

is it edited in some amazing subtle way, or just a cut out section looped?
either way I like it.

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:51, archived)

he's added bruce in

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:51, archived)

oooh.

keen.
(where's the original from then? I'm spacked out)

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)

i would say 'school for scoundrels'

with jon heder

the remake of the terry thomas movie, which was either on last night or is on tonight, i forget which.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:55, archived)

It was on a couple of nights ago

Didn't watch it, Mr Trellis was incensed that they'd remade it

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)

i watched the original recently

it's got some fantastic moments, but it's fairly pedestrian

remakes, however, suck donkey balls

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)

i felt that way when they remade the ladykillers

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)

don't even go there, my favourite ealing comedy

I refuse to watch the remake, on principle

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)

i refused

because it had tom hanks in it.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:06, archived)

there is that as well...

The Green Mile, that was the film he was ok in...

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:07, archived)

saving private ryan

but he died at the end, so there was something to look forward too.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:10, archived)

me too

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:06, archived)

haha :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:51, archived)

I'd like to slap John Heder.

(MadGutters Now what?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:51, archived)

^this^

*readies slapping glove*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:54, archived)

Rated G

(

gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)

hahaha, brilliant!

/the new D.H. film is good fun as well, although not a patch on 3 IMHO

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)

aye it were good

but the ending seemed really anticlimactic

(

Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:54, archived)

yeah, kind of a letdown from the previous ones

but still, good fun nonetheless

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)

whats 3 IMHO?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:55, archived)

i'd guess

Die Hard 3, In My Honest Opinion

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)

ohhhhhhhh, i see.

wow. i learn something new every day on here!
and yes, 3 was very good!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)

One of the lesser known droids from Star Wars

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)

Winner!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)

Eyethangyouverymuch

I'll be here all day.

No, really... I'll be here all day.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)

well, then entertain us!!

*claps*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)

*dances*

*juggles*
*plays the pianola with teeth*

Why isn't this working?

*tells succession of cock jokes*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)

How's things Satan-wise?

You've not needed your concubines much...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)

no indeed

:(

mind you, I for one have been a little busy

but not today!

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)

i'd like to conk your bine!

i'm sorry, that didn't make any sense

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)

but it made me moist anyway

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:05, archived)

*slips*

moist?
MOIST!

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:09, archived)

*mops*

sorry :/

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)

*eyes suspiciously*

What ARE you up to young Mink?

The bines are over here...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:07, archived)

oops

my mistake

*conks bines*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)

Awwww....

Look at him go...

It's a bit like watching industrial machinery in action.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)

Satan is busy making ringtones....

I think that alone quailfies me as the real Satan...

However, now you come to mention it, I've not been paying my concubines enough attention...

*smooshes Trellis and Debbil in a Satanic fashion*

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)

*devil-glomps*

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:06, archived)

ah it's a hard life being Satan...

*enjoys while poking pitchfork into sinners rears*

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:10, archived)

all day

every day

because one kid won't let us stop!

lets go and see side show bab and she if he has any of his legal over the counter wake up drugs.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)

3 Inches from Making Henrietta Orgasm

classic pseudoporn

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)

damn!

always 3 inches short...

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)

*gives number of John Wayne Bobbit's surgeon*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)

3 indian men having operations.

it's a bollywood dance classic.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)

Woo!

*click*

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)

arf!

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:55, archived)

ha ha

slap slap slap

(

the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:55, archived)

Bruce is such a good actor...

Chjeck out his range...

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)

In out in out shake it all about

Click here if "RIS"

(Vampiror Nightstalker likes to watch your every move!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)

HULL

(

DogHorse plop, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)

With wings

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)

Now.

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:47, archived)

Oh you terrible person.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:47, archived)

that reminds me, Shed Seven are reforming for a greatest hits tour

YAY! and how terribly sad at the same time.

*edit - and fucking hell that news story is a bit of a shocker.

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:47, archived)

That's all very well and good.

What about Reef?

And oi- I was in Leaminton at the weekend.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)

What about Reef?

They're audio ebola.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:50, archived)

I liked them.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:51, archived)

Fair enough!

I remember seeing them many moons ago in Shepton Mallet.

It hurt me in the brain.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)

Ha ha ha

They make me wish my ears were fictitious.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)

I was in pain and agony

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)

What was afoot?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)

all 4 wisdom teeth pulled out under local.

I recommend it, the sound of splintering and cracking teeth is a delight.

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:55, archived)

aaaaaaaaah

:-(

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)

Aaargh!

Jesus fuck, that sounds awful.

Still better than Reef, though.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)

they do dentistry in the pub cellar?

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)

did you have them impacted?

i've still got my wisdom teeth.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:09, archived)

yep, bottom left

growing sideways and wedges up against the next one

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)

about 12 inches when I last checked ;)

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)

This is my cry for hellllllllp!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)

Shed Seven reform?

This has ruined my day.

:(

'ning all!

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)

'ning!!

*grabs sonics ankles and sweeps floor*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:50, archived)

ARGH!

My hair! My lovely hair!

*finds 20p*

Hmm... Carry on!

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:51, archived)

*wrests 20p away*

*carries on*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)

*gently weeps*

Hey... a Hula Hoop....

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:54, archived)

*eats*

*puts broom back in cupboard*
jobs a good 'un!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)

*cackles*

*waits for spiked Hula Hoop to kick in*

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)

They're going to play two songs a night?

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)

this is what i am wondering

will the tour be sponsored by the link?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)

... They're going to play THE SAME two songs EVERY night

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)

15 top 40 hits

according to NME

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:51, archived)

i can remember two

but not their titles

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)

I know the name

I can't think of anything they did

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)

Going for gold?

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:51, archived)

See, that just puts the theme for the quiz show in my head

Then I can't think of anything else

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)

the heat is on

the time is right
it's time for you
to something right
when you're going for going for
GOLD

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:54, archived)

Chasing Rainbows

She Left Me On Friday
Disco Down

erm... I'm scaring myself now, I'll stop.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)

Speakeasy

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)

^The only one of theirs i quite liked.

most of their stuff was rather naff.*

*personal opinion

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)

Late 90s Indie rock

pissed all over Oasis if you ask me, especially for originality.

Going for gold, The heroes, She left me on Friday, Speakeasy, Disco Down, Chasing Rainbows, Dolphin, Getting Better and a few others.

I've got a cracking cover of Cliff's Wired for Sound by them somewhere

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:54, archived)

Cliff and Shed Seven together at last....

It's like a dream come true.

For someone at least.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:55, archived)

I'd probably know it if I heard it

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)

I like tall speakers....

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)

*dons rollerskates*

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)

sounds like a skating emporium in rotherham

'come to Don's rollerskates for all your skating needs'

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:06, archived)

arf!

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)

happy b3taday!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)

that's shocking :O

what a pair of cunts

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:47, archived)

he's obviously never been

"The circumstances as a whole are extraordinary and the video you might expect to see come out of the Middle East but certainly not the Forest of Dean,"

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)

ouch, to hull with thee! ;)

/that video was bloody disturbing last night on the news

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)

I haven't seen the video.

Those people are mental. It's good their photos have been released though- when they come out of prison I hope they get torn to pieces. Especially her- I know it's sexist, but I expect more compassion from women.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)

what's wrong with being sexy?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:51, archived)

I have no idea.

Whatever it is, I'm so guilty of it.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)

It's such a fine line

between stupid and... and clever, yeah.

(

DogHorse plop, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:54, archived)

i'm lukewarm water

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)

It's not your job to be as confused as Nigel!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)

ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

a man died! Classic!

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)

Sheds are the hidden underbelly of England

they lurk, shrouded in enigma

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)

DON'T BLAME THE SHED!

*hopes for random quote*

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)

my landlord has knocked the shed down :(

i used to sit in it, with my inventing hat on, inventing.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)

SUE THE FUCKER

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)

well.... it was his shed really.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)

bloody hell.....

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)

Hell

Bad Man. You are going straight to hell Beast :)

(middenface Toss my salad, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)

Behold - Their Leader!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)

lies!

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)

Can I just have the Sex & Videotape, please?

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)

Fine fine,

i probably owe you some sex and videotape..

*hands over*

/woo to the pic btw/

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)

*accepts graciously*

These are b3tamax, aren't they?

sorry

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)

Eek!

Where did you get that photo of me from?

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)

which one are you?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)

Is the *correct* answer!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)

I'm the balustrade

above and behind blokey-bloke.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)

phwoar!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)

hahaha :D

where's Jack? :(

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)

I think he is some kind of skin "mechanoid"

that the denziens travel and spy on people in.

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)

*drives a stramroller up the street*

problem sorted.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)

heh heh :)

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)

Oh god that's great!

Please can you give me the source for that ^^^^ photo

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)

Advertisment

(

Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)

Now hold on a minute.

(MadGutters Now what?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)

*holds*

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)

OK let go, it's bruising.

(MadGutters Now what?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)

Stick them up your fetid mimsy!

edit: Now I'm no gynaecologist, but I'm not sure that'd stop the piss drips.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)

mmmmm, its ripe.

'lo Wheelybird.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)

Hello. Mr. are the lemon.

How's your "wonderful world of facial expressions theme park" coming along?

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)

I remember that from somewhere

but I cannot say where. Did I claim to be making one? If so I was probably drunk and lied.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)

You're missing an 'l' in your signature-blast.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:47, archived)

Well spotted that man.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)

I say

Made me grin like a monkey on crack for a few seconds.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)

Coming up: More b3ta after these messages.

Woo!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)

*winces*

Edit: Crivens, shrink it a little can't you?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)

point of order:

the urethra is not that far into the "mimsy" region and may not be sufficiently plugged by this product.
I cannot endorse it.

edit: terribly sorry: woo!

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)

yeah, ^this a bit

I fail to see how this product would work and furthermore I believe the post demonstrates a lack of familiarity with the female anatomy on the part of the poster and thusly I shall now commence taking the piss (do you see what i did there?!)
'ha ha virgin ha ha'*

I now feel my reply is complete, thank you all for listening.

*Please to all be aware that I do, in fact know nothing whatsoever of the gender or sexual experience of this poster and do not intend to imply any knowledge of this

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)

Do you feel all better now?

Now, this afternoon I'd like you all to imagine the most bizarre colour you can. Let's see if it comes to life.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)

that'd be ace if it did.

eh?

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)

octarine?

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:54, archived)

^this

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)

Pfft nice!

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)

Crikey!

I thought ladies weed from their foo-foo, not their mimsy :)

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)

The ones I know

wee more out their eyes.

Silly cry-y girls!

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)

*considers sending Hood-butter a book on anatomy*

*changes mind and considers sending Hood-butter a book on optimisation and file formats*

;)

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)

pfft

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)

On the day there was a clear winner....

(

benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)

*hides post/*

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)

^this.

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)

^this^

(

davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)

lovely.

that's sorted my hangover right out

(

Damien's Hearse, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)

I didn't have a hangover, until I saw this!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)

Is the middle picture from some art "installation"?

(

ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)

It does have that look to it.

(

Ratsta, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:05, archived)

that's for that

*no longer hungry*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)

Hands down.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)

Quick!

Pass us a slice of bread before it goes cold!

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DogHorse plop, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)

Crumbs!

I OVEN't got any . . .

I've crust got these crackers . . .
hahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)

Any more of that

and I'll ciabatta you.

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DogHorse plop, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)

I love bread, me

meIt's a whole meal . . .
honk!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:47, archived)

Crust you.

You're on a roll.

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DogHorse plop, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:50, archived)

you'd butter believe it!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)

Nothing like a good chuck in the morning.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)

Hahaha!!!

Woo

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)

happy birthday :o)

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)

Cheers m'dear!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)

DAY OF HAPPY

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)

My firstest post, I feel all funny "down there"...

I feel all funny "down there"...Made ages ago because ASDA have clearly been watching the dynamic duo:

(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)

Ha!

ain't seen the Jams in weebl's stuff for ages

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)

Saints PRESERVE us . . .

another n00b who knows what he's doing! Woo!
Hahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)

i am scared

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)

Are we being replaced?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)

check your palm

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)

OH MY GOD

THERE'S NOTHING THERE! *runs around in circles*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)

*attaches dynamo*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)

in this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

*shakes fist*

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fross Read your email on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)

arf!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)

get posting.

I want to see you on the stats board and I want that to be your random quote.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:54, archived)

Black spot!

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)

*looks for triforce*

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)

WE'RE BEING OUTSOURCED!

to B3ta N00bs Ltd
"Quality Users at Low, Low, Low Prices Guaranteed. Buy One Get One Free, I said Buy One Get One Free, or my name's not going on the tin"

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)

DAILY MAIL SAYS SEND BACK POLISH N00BS!!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)

SEND EM BACK TO POLONIUM!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)

Diana was a murder!?

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)

I SAID YOU BUY ONE, YOU GET ONE FREE!

I don't quite know why, but I love that man.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)

he's part double glazing salesman, part circus ring leader

or is it ring master?

what are they called?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)

Part Bill Bailey

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)

Part Troll?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)

Last night I dreamed I was mates with Bill Bailey

and I'd never made the connection, until one day we were at a bus stop and he kept getting hassled for autographs

/minutiae of my brainwrongs blog

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)

if you were

I'd have begged you to get me a meeting with Dylan Moran by now.

Yum.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)

that's a nice dream.

I dreamed I was playing Fable all night.

felt really crap this morning. I may as well have actually stayed up all night playing Fable. Damnit.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:55, archived)

He scares me

So very very much. Why would him shouting at me while pushing windows over make me want to buy one?

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)

TRUST ME, IT'S FREE FITTIN'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)

Very much this!

He gives me more shitting fear than Linda fecking Barker! *shudders*
eep!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)

Tesco value b3ta?

the horror...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)

You can have

10 points for the pun :D

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)

Mama mlade me do it . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)

That, sir,

is unforgiveable.

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DogHorse plop, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)

There's no such thing as an unforgivable pun!

*puts fingers in ears*

LA LA LA LA!
hahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)

He's correct, actually

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:47, archived)

*spangs*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)

you're getting way too much practice

with that spanging pan!
Why do they call me flatnose?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)

*spangs*

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)

We all feel funny "down there".

It's what "down there" is for.

You are talking about the cellar, right?

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DogHorse plop, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)

I don't want to know about Hat's 'down there'

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)

Ninja'd.

Me neither.

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DogHorse plop, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)

oh . . .

*puts them back on all disappointed*
hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)

You've really got to let those clowns free sometime.

You might make it into the news.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:06, archived)

hahaha lo' :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)

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