

And yes, I meant to not color the background.keep the bartender in flat colors
To be blunt: My Webs(h)ite.


Woo piccy as always!
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But I'll say you've won because it's just a matter of using a thesaurus. ;D
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 21:29,
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but good!
how's your guitar and fingers? callusing up?
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 21:31,
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how's your guitar and fingers? callusing up?

I am doing alright at the guitar. I have until Sunday to callus, or at least partly callus. I hope I will.
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At last! you've done a band I've heard of!
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/edit: is b3ta grinding to a standstill for anyone else?
![Challenge Entry: Inappropriate Actors [challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif)
Sod it, I'll compo it. Say hello to my camp little friend.

Click for bigginess (I'm not 100% happy with this chop, mind.
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Click for bigginess (I'm not 100% happy with this chop, mind.

Very well done.
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 21:34,
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now poke it up your arse and fuck off while you're doing it
you fuckwit
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:24,
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you fuckwit

trying to repost the rest of the internet onto the message board that's slowing everything down.
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:41,
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And yes, the board seems to be all broken and rubbish like. :(
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:47,
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goodbye again.
and in reply to frogdoctor. yes it is.
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and in reply to frogdoctor. yes it is.


EDIT: Its too orangey for Stooges ... FACT.

in Oslo's Gardermoen Airport, last time I went there. Apart from us, the place was deserted.
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You can't leave us dangling. Please tell us more.
YAY IGGY!
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 21:30,
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YAY IGGY!

Not ickle Nohands!!
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:01,
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Older than the tunnels which they built the internets in.
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And how would one go about fucking one?
I once dry-humped a valley.
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:04,
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I once dry-humped a valley.

With my geology degree, I've held the following jobs:
2 years working for the state Department of Environmental Protection,
12 years working as an Environmental Consultant (cleaning up the messes gas stations make),
3 years repairing failed septic systems by forcing air into the leaching field,
1.5 years as a Production Manager at a place that manufactures custom displays for trade shows, and
2 years selling equipment for cutting, grinding, and polishing natural and synthetic diamond.
I'd tell you just how handy that geology degree is to me every day, but I don't want to crush your dreams.
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2 years working for the state Department of Environmental Protection,
12 years working as an Environmental Consultant (cleaning up the messes gas stations make),
3 years repairing failed septic systems by forcing air into the leaching field,
1.5 years as a Production Manager at a place that manufactures custom displays for trade shows, and
2 years selling equipment for cutting, grinding, and polishing natural and synthetic diamond.
I'd tell you just how handy that geology degree is to me every day, but I don't want to crush your dreams.

population : you
you didn't make this...
edit : oh ffs they gone stole another one of my images! journalpics.net/images/scrapergifs2/B3TA20070917162645.gif
ASK PERMISSION FFS!
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:02,
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you didn't make this...
edit : oh ffs they gone stole another one of my images! journalpics.net/images/scrapergifs2/B3TA20070917162645.gif
ASK PERMISSION FFS!

re: your edit, they won't because they are cunts
tag your stuff, and use htaccess to prevent hotlinking
pictures on the internet are fair game (see: google images)
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:11,
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tag your stuff, and use htaccess to prevent hotlinking
pictures on the internet are fair game (see: google images)

edit : i'm gonna tag EVERYTHING now - how'd i htmacces plz?
they stole another one! journalpics.net/images/scrapergifs2/B3TA20070916083952.gif
(thats 4 in total so far!)
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they stole another one! journalpics.net/images/scrapergifs2/B3TA20070916083952.gif
(thats 4 in total so far!)

the site is so shit, i'm guessing the only traffic it gets is from here.
journal pics, your site is shit, give it up.
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journal pics, your site is shit, give it up.

Is it the late 90s again already? Why didn't I get the memo?
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the bugger's broken the internets with that image.
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Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail
Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail
Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail
Fail
Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail
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Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail
Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail
Fail
Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail

I'm working in Amsterdam this week and noticed this, I swear it wasn't there the last time I looked.
Edit:
Answered, now so I shall remove the enormous picture...
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/img000192.jpg
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Edit:
Answered, now so I shall remove the enormous picture...
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/img000192.jpg

edit : we need more remote control animals
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although i laughed when i heard it. the building in question's right by the mild mild west piece so i doubt it was him
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Feels nekkid in iTunes otherwise.
www.b3tards.com/u/cf4ace6c8ab640d6c90b/inrainbows.jpg
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www.b3tards.com/u/cf4ace6c8ab640d6c90b/inrainbows.jpg

i think (itunes shit)
i'm waiting for the second hard copy (no extra stuff, but no £40 price tag)
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i'm waiting for the second hard copy (no extra stuff, but no £40 price tag)

Another copycat, I would suspect.
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there's at least two in bristol that he lays claim two without his name nearby
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I do like a lot of his work, but he's just a vandal with a spray-can and his 'work' is not that unusual. A lot of paste-ups of a similar nature existed before.
If he wants to be considered legitimate then I say stop fucking people's stuff up, you cunt.
Because of Banksy we see a fuck load of teenagers who otherwise wouldn't do it spraying shit because they think it is legitimate art.
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If he wants to be considered legitimate then I say stop fucking people's stuff up, you cunt.
Because of Banksy we see a fuck load of teenagers who otherwise wouldn't do it spraying shit because they think it is legitimate art.

and as someone who works in shoreditch (where there is a lot of his stuff), I quite like seeing it.
it's certainly better than the endless crap tagging of people like rainman
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it's certainly better than the endless crap tagging of people like rainman

you wouldn't be overly chuffed if it appeared on your house, car, copy of pc world magazine.
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sir, you have found the flaw in my argument.
all graffiti is brilliant especially on magazines
have this cat as a prize
www.youtube.com/watch?v=b96I_bpksw8
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all graffiti is brilliant especially on magazines
have this cat as a prize
www.youtube.com/watch?v=b96I_bpksw8

i thought he was a mong in a wheelchair who remembers stuff
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:45,
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no wheelchair, or mongness
infact that's just a totally inaccurate statement sir, *shakes head*
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infact that's just a totally inaccurate statement sir, *shakes head*

it amuses me a lot.
That said, I hate the legitimising of it.
If it's on your house it is up to you, but councils should fucking wash it off with the rest of the crap.
'His is okay because it is good' is no argument. 'God' is subjective and every artist thinks that their work is good.
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That said, I hate the legitimising of it.
If it's on your house it is up to you, but councils should fucking wash it off with the rest of the crap.
'His is okay because it is good' is no argument. 'God' is subjective and every artist thinks that their work is good.

thank you very much.
Had the serious sniffles recently but fully recovered now.
Yourself?
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:55,
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Had the serious sniffles recently but fully recovered now.
Yourself?

This means I keep collapsing, but it should pass in a week or two.
My friend had a heart attack tonight, which worries me as we always over indulged as a team.
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My friend had a heart attack tonight, which worries me as we always over indulged as a team.

just did a mini-case study on that in uni, if it doesn't resolve let me know so i can ask you loads of personal questions in order to help me better understand my career choice ;)
(that's physiospeak for, poor you, that's shite)
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(that's physiospeak for, poor you, that's shite)

Edit: my computer's having a breakdown so I'll just go now.
'Night all.
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'Night all.

that doesn't mean you see david bowie everywhere, then.
/never heard of labyrinthitis
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/never heard of labyrinthitis

just up park street on the right
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Never really looked into it, I don't get into Bristol as much as I should, even though it's only about half an hour away..
I know the one of the guy hanging out the window is his, but I don't recall if it's on park street or not..
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I know the one of the guy hanging out the window is his, but I don't recall if it's on park street or not..

saw it the other day after my lesbian friend told me to show some freshsers when we left the shilling
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Nearly ended up in there one night 'cos no where else was open. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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But there's one opposite the BRI apparently... A police sniper and a kid with a paper bag behind him.
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that's the one bristol city council (CUNTS) held a poll to ask whether they should paint over it or not.
in reply to manley (he really is) and rob, i'd never heard of him before i moved to bristol, (despite the rat in liverpool) and two of my mates looked at me like i was a leper. some of his stuff is pretty cool (like the gorilla I saw today) and yes he is a vandal, but it's definately better than just someone's "stylised" tag, even if he is lauded beyond belief.
i'm personally not sure it's one person, and am thinking of screen printing my bandana with "I'm Banksy" (using his tag) for when i'm on my bike
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in reply to manley (he really is) and rob, i'd never heard of him before i moved to bristol, (despite the rat in liverpool) and two of my mates looked at me like i was a leper. some of his stuff is pretty cool (like the gorilla I saw today) and yes he is a vandal, but it's definately better than just someone's "stylised" tag, even if he is lauded beyond belief.
i'm personally not sure it's one person, and am thinking of screen printing my bandana with "I'm Banksy" (using his tag) for when i'm on my bike

You will either be praised or lynched.
Either way, at least I'll point at you and scream "LOL! CS192!!!"
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Either way, at least I'll point at you and scream "LOL! CS192!!!"

it'll really be him!
i'm lazy, and haven't worn my bandana whilst cycling since my last placement (avoided rush hour traffic) but it's still a possibility
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i'm lazy, and haven't worn my bandana whilst cycling since my last placement (avoided rush hour traffic) but it's still a possibility

"LOL, POSSIBLY CS192!!!"
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you ever do get me i'll jump off and hug you, and then demand that pint you owe me
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:47,
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This may be a problem..
But entertaining.
The peeps of Brizzle would glare and freak out =D
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:49,
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But entertaining.
The peeps of Brizzle would glare and freak out =D

right, i'm doing it (once i get my photo paper down here)
also MR WASP BOX if you're reading this I asked for your permission to make a t-shirt yesterday, i'll gaz you if i don't hear anything by tomorrow (as you may not have seen it) but have no intention of doing it til i have permission, and if it's already on cafepress i'll pay for it
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also MR WASP BOX if you're reading this I asked for your permission to make a t-shirt yesterday, i'll gaz you if i don't hear anything by tomorrow (as you may not have seen it) but have no intention of doing it til i have permission, and if it's already on cafepress i'll pay for it

still haven't the foggiest what that means
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they're rather attractive. or alcoholics.
i've never been to bristol...
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i've never been to bristol...

and still picking up the local yokel sayings.
It means : lovely thing/person
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It means : lovely thing/person

i'm in agreement that hes a tedious fucker. There are MUCH better graf artists out there.
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should have seen the one direct from the phone before I resized it...
I shall zero quality it as well next time.
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:26,
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I shall zero quality it as well next time.

would have been better :p
b3ta hosting autoresizes you know :)
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:31,
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b3ta hosting autoresizes you know :)

*puts on nazi hat*
FILESIZE etc *takes hat off again*
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:25,
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FILESIZE etc *takes hat off again*

A waste of my money and time. The graphics were just pasable for a computer game and definatly not up to the $bazillions that it cost for the really bad textures and modeling. Not to mention the shitty script, the poor acting, how much I now hate Stan Lee for bastardising the franchise of not only the Hulk but the whole Marvel name.
*Fumes*
/rant
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:33,
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*Fumes*
/rant

it was more piss poor that the fantastic four
which was abortionate
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:39,
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which was abortionate

I'm sure the sequel will be wank. Plus She Hulk if it gets made.
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don't put any ideas in their stupid hollywood-addled heads! she hulk must NEVER be a film! if this atrocity happens, i may be forced to dig out my own frontal lobe with a melon baller.
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Hmmmmm?
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:49,
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I knew it...
(You'll have to come up with a different excuse to shun my inappropriate advances now!)
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(You'll have to come up with a different excuse to shun my inappropriate advances now!)

especially when it comes to horse-related links*
*may contain traces of lie
my internets is dying, so i'm off. later!
*huggles*
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:24,
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*may contain traces of lie
my internets is dying, so i'm off. later!
*huggles*

See ya later!
And, um, not that you fall for them ever, but whose horse link did you (not) fall for today?
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:32,
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And, um, not that you fall for them ever, but whose horse link did you (not) fall for today?

Keep forgetting you're a woman-type-sub-creature.
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*shakes fist*
ooohh, bring it on, little man!
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:01,
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ooohh, bring it on, little man!

I was thinking of Kathy Bates.
The producers would save a LOT of cash on makeup.
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The producers would save a LOT of cash on makeup.

I like the bits with Hulk running around being angry and smash-smashey even though he does look a little odd and not passable as a real-life character as opposed to Gollum.
So
To sum up I likey da angry Hulk-type-man.

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So
To sum up I likey da angry Hulk-type-man.


with the body of a fish and the head of a monkey.
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www.banksy.co.uk/
some graffiti artist, apparently
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some graffiti artist, apparently

I guess not.
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:28,
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*realises it's closed*
*goes to chip shop instead*
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:44,
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*goes to chip shop instead*

spray paint art type stuff
Wiki him
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:28,
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Wiki him

*fails*
More contrivertial than your spelling?
;)
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:31,
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More contrivertial than your spelling?
;)

Thought it was an incredibly obscure compo entry..
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does it effect the art? Does the artist fucking matter?
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It's hard, I can't say I have never done anything similar. I don't graffiti, but I have a plan in process at the moment regarding brass plaques and landmarks.
What I like and what I laud are not the same though. I have been known to speed, but I don't support speeding. Fuck it, I took Heroin when I was young, but I don't think it's a good idea.
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What I like and what I laud are not the same though. I have been known to speed, but I don't support speeding. Fuck it, I took Heroin when I was young, but I don't think it's a good idea.

to know who has done it so I can see more.
I was engaged by the picture of a remote control bird. After finding out who it was, I can see more.
So yes, the artist does matter to me.
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I was engaged by the picture of a remote control bird. After finding out who it was, I can see more.
So yes, the artist does matter to me.

If it was a question of 'it's a banksy, so it's good' I would rant at you though.
I am in the mood.
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:55,
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I am in the mood.

Turns out it's called "Control Everything" which is a bit clever.
It's also not new so I must have been an ignorant git every other time I've walked past it.
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It's also not new so I must have been an ignorant git every other time I've walked past it.

tagged so we know who it is by
and it's that mofaha cunt
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:59,
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and it's that mofaha cunt

very nice :D
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:02,
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i was going to say it in a nasty way, but now that my mouth is no longer pissing blood, i'm in a much fluffier mood :)
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Are you chewing on cotton wool still, or are you getting little gum-scabs now?
Are the nerve endings still sticking out of your stinking tooth hole for the nerve-ending fairy to pluck out tonight while you sleep?
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Are the nerve endings still sticking out of your stinking tooth hole for the nerve-ending fairy to pluck out tonight while you sleep?

they are a-coming!
jerry the bellybutton elf has already taken my nerve endings. he's going to sell them and buy a pet crocostimpy with the proceeds
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jerry the bellybutton elf has already taken my nerve endings. he's going to sell them and buy a pet crocostimpy with the proceeds

(People are going to tell us to get a room soon)
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Reminds me of 'Pop-Up Pirate' which was a shit game, as opposed to this, which is rather ace.
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I'm doing a series of all the bad things about board games. Hence the hippo with white balls in his stomach.
Bah, you people, if it's not a pun its a bloody bandwagon etc etc
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Bah, you people, if it's not a pun its a bloody bandwagon etc etc

I look forward to seeing an obese hippo.
:D
Ed: Ah, I missed the hippo. I aint here much these days.
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:D
Ed: Ah, I missed the hippo. I aint here much these days.

I *did* get the joke, mainly by observing the previous one's concept and then checking filename :)
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don't worry he's made of plastic
WoO!
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WoO!

It was grim.
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sounds great..
operation would be a great one for you to do, triple-S
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operation would be a great one for you to do, triple-S

And battleships, and guess who, and monopoly, and buckaroo, and and and and
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eeeeee!
What was that one where you had to pick a guys nose? was that real?
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:13,
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What was that one where you had to pick a guys nose? was that real?

I dont remember it. Then again board games werent too popular in our house. I was all about sylvanian families and teddy bears. And tekken.
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Sometimes I was allowed to read the argos catalogue though, I think I spotted it in there.
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:19,
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I've been "researching".
(Googling MB Games)
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(Googling MB Games)

Poor pirate, but good work.
...ah, the balance has been restored.
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...ah, the balance has been restored.

Check your posting history.
Still quite amusing though :)
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:41,
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Still quite amusing though :)

but it is a bit big
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:43,
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Unless it's been VERY quiet in between.
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bearing in mind I might completely ignore you and pick "photoshop a sausage" instead
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:31,
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"THAT'S NOT A SAUSAGE! IT'S A PORK CHOP! DOES NOBODY EVER READ THE FUCKING INSTRUCTIONS????"
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Also.. I FILMED DUCKS HAVING SEX ON MY PHONE EARLIER.
I laughed rather hard
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:33,
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I laughed rather hard

But I was told that male ducks have sex with dead male ducks just for the hell of it.
Which is both creepy and hilarious
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Which is both creepy and hilarious

having long, corkscrew penises.
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Mainly because it's not something likely to come up in a pub quiz.
Which is what most of my knowledge is useful for.
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Which is what most of my knowledge is useful for.

All my knowledge is like that.
I tend to impart information whenever it's VAGUELY relevant to the conversation
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I tend to impart information whenever it's VAGUELY relevant to the conversation

How about just shop something special (very nice not retarded). Like a picture of a b3tan perhaps or a small dog...
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:52,
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NO!!...far too many self obsessed cocks around here as it is

That had a self obsessed cock that detached itself from the 'owner' and went off fucking chicks to death all by itself.
It was pretty cool.
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It was pretty cool.

But never knew the name. Thankyou.
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More something that you spent time making. A brief of make something nice.
The draw a b3tan might be a bit crap but im freestylin' ideas.
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The draw a b3tan might be a bit crap but im freestylin' ideas.

or something similar..
Like..badvertisements, inappropriate ways to advertise things..
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Like..badvertisements, inappropriate ways to advertise things..

behind colour in a picture challenge again.
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:35,
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As suggested here: b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post92847/
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:34,
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Add, remove, or change one letter in a word. Photoshop the results
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:36,
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We need more stereotypes.
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:36,
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The Mancunian Candidate with Denzel Whitehall
Every baddy is American, probably obese and therefore probably Brando or Welles.
Or the quatermass experiment as a romantic comedy,
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Every baddy is American, probably obese and therefore probably Brando or Welles.
Or the quatermass experiment as a romantic comedy,

Also, I liked someone's "Fun with 5k" suggestion earlier in the week.
I know the "Offensive in 5k" has been done, but I like the idea of restrictive file size shizzle =]
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I know the "Offensive in 5k" has been done, but I like the idea of restrictive file size shizzle =]

influx of the word 'fun' written in mspaint entries.
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Theres not much for pirates to do now. So what will they be like in other jobs / in cities.
But we've just done ninjas so..
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But we've just done ninjas so..

Sorry Mrs Mavy and her crazy baby just came to mind...
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visual representations of b3tans (not photoshoppery of our real selves though)
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I'm not on here that much anymore.... Posted a couple over the last few days... I'm counting up to 5,000 posts which is a nekkid post, so thinking that one over...
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not far off i see
good luck with that, i'll get the mindbleach ready for all ;-)
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good luck with that, i'll get the mindbleach ready for all ;-)

edit : someone suggested this earlier in the week : pedolympics...
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If ya like, you're the Big Cheese, the head honcho, the top dog, the long...oboe?
Ed: Or, possibly Action Heroes, Gone Wrong.
That way you get ya Van Damme's Stallones, etc too.
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Ed: Or, possibly Action Heroes, Gone Wrong.
That way you get ya Van Damme's Stallones, etc too.

but kind of narrow
How about actors playing inappropriate roles?
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How about actors playing inappropriate roles?

Edit:
*looks at rob's post below*
*copyrights*
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*looks at rob's post below*
*copyrights*

what products will we see in the media 10, 50 or 100 years from now?
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...but not the same.
TJ : How odd.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0M6s_OIRNc
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TJ : How odd.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0M6s_OIRNc

though I don't think it'll work too well.
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post75188/
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www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post75188/

what is that? It's a word I see and don't bother reading. As for your self promotion...you should be pointing people to the listen again site.
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Sometimes they fail trough chance, other times because they're spackers. Fire up photoshop and show us the most doomed plans of ne'er-do-wells.
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Take a well known saying or phrase and 'shop it for hillarious results.
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I can't remember who suggested it but "robots"
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It'll involve thought and will have less stock imagery than usual.
Can I vote for this please?
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Can I vote for this please?

you think i've been on other websites?
(honestly hadn't seen that, have been mulling this idea over for months, but not been on b3ta so not suggested it)
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(honestly hadn't seen that, have been mulling this idea over for months, but not been on b3ta so not suggested it)

and as it turned out, not many went with the misheard lyrics part of it. The ones that did were met with a lot of RIS because we don't mishear the lyrics the same way.
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(and not just because i've a half finished stop motion i could use)
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get your iNonsense stuff as cards?
I think they'd make great Christmas cards.
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I think they'd make great Christmas cards.

oh yeah... john prescott... bindun then
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like where's willy but with the adorable fraser
cunningly concealed somewhere within the image.
and he has to be cunningly concealed, not too obvious, and he definitely does have to be in there somewhere, no cheating.
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cunningly concealed somewhere within the image.
and he has to be cunningly concealed, not too obvious, and he definitely does have to be in there somewhere, no cheating.

like.. the bogeyman does live in my cupboard, and the dog did go to dog heaven, and wanking makes for hairy palms, and Aunty Judy really was daddies secret secretary
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Starting with a polar bear on a deckchair, drinking a cocktail, wearing a Hawaiian shirt.
* PS - I work for an environmental journal, so I know the issue is more than a bit on the serious side... but FFS this is b3ta.
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* PS - I work for an environmental journal, so I know the issue is more than a bit on the serious side... but FFS this is b3ta.

But I know I'll suck ass, you and Human Descent do such a friggin' ace job ^_^
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Don't ever be deterred by other people.
I am still way behind the likes of HD, Amon and Tedmus. But I'm getting closer.
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I am still way behind the likes of HD, Amon and Tedmus. But I'm getting closer.

I'll stick to the animation for the moment though. I figure as long as I keep things moving, people won't notice the faults..
As soon as it becomes a still image, people can notice the flaws in my work, which is a major factor that stops me from making still pictures =]
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As soon as it becomes a still image, people can notice the flaws in my work, which is a major factor that stops me from making still pictures =]

With the rhino, and I've been planning to do something similar with a chicken..
But it's more biomechanical shiznit

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But it's more biomechanical shiznit


I'm nearly ready to to a chicken AT-ST, but I'm lazy, so it's just an idea on the shelf at the mo =]
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I'm shit and all (not to say that you are), but it's all practise ; D
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Then I looked at the proportions...
Gonna go down to Goose fair now, I'll bring you back some deep-fried donuts, and gypsie merchandise...
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Gonna go down to Goose fair now, I'll bring you back some deep-fried donuts, and gypsie merchandise...

...I guess other parts of the country might very well have goose fairs too.
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But an awesome picture, I like eet a lot =]
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but I said that's too gross!
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/ac
(speaking of which, where's car dave, not seen him since i got back)
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:09,
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(speaking of which, where's car dave, not seen him since i got back)

What the hell is that guy holding?
A WASHBOARD?! =]
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A WASHBOARD?! =]

a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer... (say it aloud)
And if it has no legs as well?
Still no eye deer...
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No eye deer... (say it aloud)
And if it has no legs as well?
Still no eye deer...

A honky-tonky, winky, wonky donkey.
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But otherwise, fucking AWESOME joke =]
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It's not fair though, as the one pulling the rope
is thinner.
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is thinner.
![Challenge Entry: Diana [challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif)
Also my first image in photoshop and not paint shop pro..

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I did have a flick through.. couldn't spot it though. I wasn't going to sit and read them all, I've been away from here for a while.
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yeah.. they're not exactly the same or anything I think they can happily coexist.
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You then have about 15 minutes to get where you're going before you're drunk.* Good fun, eh?
*I have not done this.
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*I have not done this.
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