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# Guess the song?

And yes, I meant to not color the background.keep the bartender in flat colors
To be blunt: My Webs(h)ite.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 21:00, archived)
# wuthering heights
kate bush
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 21:06, archived)
# I'll wager that you look grand at the disco?
Woo piccy as always!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 21:08, archived)
# verry close.
But I'll say you've won because it's just a matter of using a thesaurus. ;D
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 21:29, archived)
# =D YAY
'does winning dance'
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 21:31, archived)
# Where's Wally III: The Emo Years
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 21:12, archived)
# awww, cuteness.
how're you!?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 21:25, archived)
# Hahah
thank you!

I'm alright, thanks. And you?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 21:28, archived)
# stupidly busy
but good!
how's your guitar and fingers? callusing up?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 21:31, archived)
# :)
I am doing alright at the guitar. I have until Sunday to callus, or at least partly callus. I hope I will.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 21:45, archived)
# Emile Ford and the Checkmates
At last! you've done a band I've heard of!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 21:27, archived)
# Boom Boom Boom Boom
by the vengaboys
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 21:31, archived)
# The Police Put Through My Flat Door
by North Pole Chimps.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 21:33, archived)
# I've been trying something new
Nighttime fairy
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:50, archived)
# what, psilocybin?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:51, archived)
# Moose bon-bons

/edit: is b3ta grinding to a standstill for anyone else?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:52, archived)
# YES.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:56, archived)
# ARGH!
ARGH
HELP THE INTERNET!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 21:30, archived)
# Mmm glowy fairies
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:53, archived)
# Did it work?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:54, archived)
# a bit
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:56, archived)
# Nicey :)
Is it me or is the board borked tonight?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:59, archived)
# trippy!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 21:32, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Next time, it won't just be your front room we re-arrange...'
Sod it, I'll compo it. Say hello to my camp little friend.


Click for bigginess (I'm not 100% happy with this chop, mind.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:48, archived)
# Monna Lisa Model
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# Hello....
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:44, archived)
# that scares me
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:45, archived)
# wotcha
did it arrive?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:56, archived)
# ooh that's rather well done that
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:46, archived)
# looks downs
is that wrong?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:47, archived)
# Would.
Like a fox.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:49, archived)
# Woo!
ARGH THE BOARD IS DYING!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:49, archived)
# Good job.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:52, archived)
# HFSTIHW!
Also known as: holy fucking shit that is hot, woo!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:55, archived)
# crikey!
where's the time machine!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:59, archived)
# wood
too
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 21:29, archived)
# Good lord, you've made the Mona Lisa attractive.
Very well done.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 21:34, archived)
# this hasn't been shopped
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:21, archived)
# it isn't? great
now poke it up your arse and fuck off while you're doing it

you fuckwit
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:24, archived)
# lies
i can see the seams around the tooth
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:24, archived)
# 100% Kitten?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:25, archived)
# yer maw!!

*ignored*
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:27, archived)
# Nor's the hand in this:
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:28, archived)
# is it tuesday again?
gtfo
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:29, archived)
# You Cunt.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:31, archived)
# is it me
or is this site running slow?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:38, archived)
# It's all the people
trying to repost the rest of the internet onto the message board that's slowing everything down.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:41, archived)
# Isn't it on tomorrow, your show?
And yes, the board seems to be all broken and rubbish like. :(
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:47, archived)
# Board is slow
and as for the image GTFO
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:46, archived)
# i knew the blanket unignore i did was a mistake
goodbye again.

and in reply to frogdoctor. yes it is.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:41, archived)
# So why is it here then?
Cock off.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:52, archived)
# A dooby-dooby-dooby-dooby ...


EDIT: Its too orangey for Stooges ... FACT.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:03, archived)
# hahah
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# :D
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# i'll be your dog.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:08, archived)
# i'll be
your dog*

*won't really
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:09, archived)
# Is that me?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:12, archived)
#
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# Haha
I don't know why, but I fucking love this =P
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:47, archived)
# ta,
a t-shirt idea that never made it.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:56, archived)
# I'd buy it
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 21:27, archived)
# I sat opposite Iggy Pop
in Oslo's Gardermoen Airport, last time I went there. Apart from us, the place was deserted.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:48, archived)
# No shirts!
You can't leave us dangling. Please tell us more.

YAY IGGY!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 21:30, archived)
# lol


(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:00, archived)
# NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Not ickle Nohands!!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:01, archived)
# this isn't your work
and it's as old as the fucking hills
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:01, archived)
# ^this^
Older than the tunnels which they built the internets in.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:04, archived)
# How old ARE the hills?
And how would one go about fucking one?
I once dry-humped a valley.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:04, archived)
# GEOLOGY WILL TELL YOU.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:06, archived)
# OK
Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiister Scientist
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:09, archived)
# So that's how you get your rocks off
My sediments exactly!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:11, archived)
# *spangs*
have you been eating puncakes?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:12, archived)
# Oh, that's Gneiss
(is a geologist)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:14, archived)
# *hi 5*
I want to study it at uni.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:46, archived)
# Geology!
It's the schist!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 21:07, archived)
# Good luck with that!
With my geology degree, I've held the following jobs:
2 years working for the state Department of Environmental Protection,
12 years working as an Environmental Consultant (cleaning up the messes gas stations make),
3 years repairing failed septic systems by forcing air into the leaching field,
1.5 years as a Production Manager at a place that manufactures custom displays for trade shows, and
2 years selling equipment for cutting, grinding, and polishing natural and synthetic diamond.

I'd tell you just how handy that geology degree is to me every day, but I don't want to crush your dreams.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 21:29, archived)
# DID
the earth move for you?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:20, archived)
# he's caught
a cat burglar?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:01, archived)
# *sigh*
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:02, archived)
# welcoem to fail
population : you
you didn't make this...
edit : oh ffs they gone stole another one of my images! journalpics.net/images/scrapergifs2/B3TA20070917162645.gif
ASK PERMISSION FFS!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:02, archived)
# hahahah 'welcoem'?
re: your edit, they won't because they are cunts

tag your stuff, and use htaccess to prevent hotlinking

pictures on the internet are fair game (see: google images)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:11, archived)
# intentional :p
edit : i'm gonna tag EVERYTHING now - how'd i htmacces plz?
they stole another one! journalpics.net/images/scrapergifs2/B3TA20070916083952.gif

(thats 4 in total so far!)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:15, archived)
# i think it's a ploy
the site is so shit, i'm guessing the only traffic it gets is from here.

journal pics, your site is shit, give it up.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:18, archived)
# Dear god
Is it the late 90s again already? Why didn't I get the memo?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:03, archived)
# playing up for you too i see
the bugger's broken the internets with that image.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:06, archived)
# Oooh!
That reminds me...
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# lol
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# welcome to the internet
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#
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# Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail
Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail
Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail
Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail
Fail
Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:19, archived)
# you are fail
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:22, archived)
# Christ
wtf. You didn't make this. Read the FAQ and fuck off.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:54, archived)
# Is this the work of Banksy?
I'm working in Amsterdam this week and noticed this, I swear it wasn't there the last time I looked.

Edit:
Answered, now so I shall remove the enormous picture...

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/img000192.jpg

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:16, archived)
# i thought he fell off a building?
edit : we need more remote control animals
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# dunno if that was him
although i laughed when i heard it. the building in question's right by the mild mild west piece so i doubt it was him
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:23, archived)
# TJ: Radiohead artwork
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# thanks
i think (itunes shit)
i'm waiting for the second hard copy (no extra stuff, but no £40 price tag)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:45, archived)
# Banksy usually puts his name nearby.
Another copycat, I would suspect.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:17, archived)
# because he didn't copy anyone, ever
there's at least two in bristol that he lays claim two without his name nearby
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:22, archived)
# This
I do like a lot of his work, but he's just a vandal with a spray-can and his 'work' is not that unusual. A lot of paste-ups of a similar nature existed before.

If he wants to be considered legitimate then I say stop fucking people's stuff up, you cunt.

Because of Banksy we see a fuck load of teenagers who otherwise wouldn't do it spraying shit because they think it is legitimate art.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:27, archived)
# there's fuck loads of graffiti with or without banksy
and as someone who works in shoreditch (where there is a lot of his stuff), I quite like seeing it.

it's certainly better than the endless crap tagging of people like rainman
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:32, archived)
# 'good' grafitti is still grafitti
which is bad


inmnvho
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# ^this
you wouldn't be overly chuffed if it appeared on your house, car, copy of pc world magazine.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:45, archived)
# hmmm
grafitti might actually make pc world magazine readable
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:49, archived)
#
sir, you have found the flaw in my argument.
all graffiti is brilliant especially on magazines
have this cat as a prize
www.youtube.com/watch?v=b96I_bpksw8
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#
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# very good answer there, sir.
:)
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# rainman can tag?
i thought he was a mong in a wheelchair who remembers stuff
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:45, archived)
# psst
no wheelchair, or mongness
infact that's just a totally inaccurate statement sir, *shakes head*
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:46, archived)
# totally inaccurate
definitely. definitely inaccurate.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:49, archived)
# As I say, I like his work
it amuses me a lot.

That said, I hate the legitimising of it.

If it's on your house it is up to you, but councils should fucking wash it off with the rest of the crap.

'His is okay because it is good' is no argument. 'God' is subjective and every artist thinks that their work is good.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:46, archived)
# Come one now,
we're not talking religion here.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:49, archived)
# Haha!
Obviously I mean 'Good'.

You well?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:51, archived)
# I am now,
thank you very much.
Had the serious sniffles recently but fully recovered now.
Yourself?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:55, archived)
# I have something called labyrinthitis.
This means I keep collapsing, but it should pass in a week or two.

My friend had a heart attack tonight, which worries me as we always over indulged as a team.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:58, archived)
# oooh
just did a mini-case study on that in uni, if it doesn't resolve let me know so i can ask you loads of personal questions in order to help me better understand my career choice ;)

(that's physiospeak for, poor you, that's shite)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:59, archived)
# That sucks.
Edit: my computer's having a breakdown so I'll just go now.
'Night all.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:02, archived)
# i take it
that doesn't mean you see david bowie everywhere, then.


/never heard of labyrinthitis
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:14, archived)
# I'm glad it's not too serious
I was worried about you :)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:36, archived)
# Bless!
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# i saw one in bristol the other day i wondered if it was his
just up park street on the right
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# I think he's done a few on park street
Never really looked into it, I don't get into Bristol as much as I should, even though it's only about half an hour away..

I know the one of the guy hanging out the window is his, but I don't recall if it's on park street or not..
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# I believe so
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:36, archived)
# just off
saw it the other day after my lesbian friend told me to show some freshsers when we left the shilling
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:37, archived)
# Aah, the shilling
Nearly ended up in there one night 'cos no where else was open. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:45, archived)
# Dunno
But there's one opposite the BRI apparently... A police sniper and a kid with a paper bag behind him.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:36, archived)
# the bloke hanging out of the window?
that's the one bristol city council (CUNTS) held a poll to ask whether they should paint over it or not.

in reply to manley (he really is) and rob, i'd never heard of him before i moved to bristol, (despite the rat in liverpool) and two of my mates looked at me like i was a leper. some of his stuff is pretty cool (like the gorilla I saw today) and yes he is a vandal, but it's definately better than just someone's "stylised" tag, even if he is lauded beyond belief.

i'm personally not sure it's one person, and am thinking of screen printing my bandana with "I'm Banksy" (using his tag) for when i'm on my bike
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:37, archived)
# I think if you claim to be Banksy in Bristol
You will either be praised or lynched.

Either way, at least I'll point at you and scream "LOL! CS192!!!"
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:41, archived)
# but maybe
it'll really be him!
i'm lazy, and haven't worn my bandana whilst cycling since my last placement (avoided rush hour traffic) but it's still a possibility
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:44, archived)
# Well, I can point at anyone on a bike and scream
"LOL, POSSIBLY CS192!!!"
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:46, archived)
# if...
you ever do get me i'll jump off and hug you, and then demand that pint you owe me
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:47, archived)
# Shit
This may be a problem..
But entertaining.
The peeps of Brizzle would glare and freak out =D
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:49, archived)
# more so than usual?
right, i'm doing it (once i get my photo paper down here)

also MR WASP BOX if you're reading this I asked for your permission to make a t-shirt yesterday, i'll gaz you if i don't hear anything by tomorrow (as you may not have seen it) but have no intention of doing it til i have permission, and if it's already on cafepress i'll pay for it
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:51, archived)
# The people of
Brizzle are gert lush! lolz
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:58, archived)
# been here for two years
still haven't the foggiest what that means
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:00, archived)
# i believe it means
they're rather attractive. or alcoholics.

i've never been to bristol...
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:05, archived)
# you've missed...
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# I've been here for 10 years
and still picking up the local yokel sayings.
It means : lovely thing/person
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# Of course, I may be very wrong
i'm in agreement that hes a tedious fucker. There are MUCH better graf artists out there.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:29, archived)
# This one?
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#
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# hahaha
hahahah
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# HAHAHAHA
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:36, archived)
# why not ask the internet
with a huge feckin photo?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:18, archived)
# ok
I will
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# tit
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# you
should have seen the one direct from the phone before I resized it...

I shall zero quality it as well next time.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:26, archived)
# thumbnail - click for RPS
would have been better :p
b3ta hosting autoresizes you know :)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:31, archived)
# *re-fluffs*
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:55, archived)
# oh i didn't notice that....
*puts on nazi hat*
FILESIZE etc *takes hat off again*
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:25, archived)
# I thought the Hulk movie was rather good, slow..but good.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:20, archived)
# I thought Hulk was a massive pole of poop.
A waste of my money and time. The graphics were just pasable for a computer game and definatly not up to the $bazillions that it cost for the really bad textures and modeling. Not to mention the shitty script, the poor acting, how much I now hate Stan Lee for bastardising the franchise of not only the Hulk but the whole Marvel name.

*Fumes*

/rant
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:33, archived)
# this
it was more piss poor that the fantastic four
which was abortionate
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:39, archived)
# sequel
will be ace (loves the first one)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:39, archived)
# hah!
i knew i couldn't be the only one!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:41, archived)
# It was wank,
I'm sure the sequel will be wank. Plus She Hulk if it gets made.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:45, archived)
# oh god, no!
don't put any ideas in their stupid hollywood-addled heads! she hulk must NEVER be a film! if this atrocity happens, i may be forced to dig out my own frontal lobe with a melon baller.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:48, archived)
# What if it was Scarlett Johanssen being angry and sweaty?
Hmmmmm?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:49, archived)
# well
that's me impotent
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:52, archived)
# it wouldn't bother me
as i'm not a lesbian ;)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:53, archived)
# AHA!!
I knew it...

(You'll have to come up with a different excuse to shun my inappropriate advances now!)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:56, archived)
# ummm....okay...let me think..
i have the bad aids?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:11, archived)
# I'll trick you yet!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:16, archived)
# never! i'm untrickable!
especially when it comes to horse-related links*


*may contain traces of lie


my internets is dying, so i'm off. later!
*huggles*
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:24, archived)
# I believe B3ta is borked for the moment
See ya later!

And, um, not that you fall for them ever, but whose horse link did you (not) fall for today?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:32, archived)
# Oh yeah..whoops.
Keep forgetting you're a woman-type-sub-creature.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:57, archived)
# sub-creature? SUB-CREATURE????
*shakes fist*

ooohh, bring it on, little man!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:01, archived)
# She Hulk?
I was thinking of Kathy Bates.
The producers would save a LOT of cash on makeup.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:54, archived)
# AAAAAAAAahahhaha!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:55, archived)
# stop making me laugh!
my gum hole aches!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:58, archived)
# Well.
I like the bits with Hulk running around being angry and smash-smashey even though he does look a little odd and not passable as a real-life character as opposed to Gollum.

So
To sum up I likey da angry Hulk-type-man.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:47, archived)
# what is Banksy
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:23, archived)
# It's a large land mamal
with the body of a fish and the head of a monkey.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:26, archived)
# it's where you stick your moneys
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:26, archived)
# I KNEW IT!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:28, archived)
# google is your friend
www.banksy.co.uk/

some graffiti artist, apparently
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:27, archived)
# I'd already googled it. I just wanted to see if it was one of those things that people would shout at me for not knowing.
I guess not.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:28, archived)
# No-one shouts at me for not knowing stuff
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:31, archived)
# KNOW MORE STUFF!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:33, archived)
# *goes to the library*
*realises it's closed*

*goes to chip shop instead*
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:44, archived)
# wrapped in newspaper?
very resourceful
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:56, archived)
# That must mean that you know EVERYTHING
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:34, archived)
# in bristol
this happens
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:39, archived)
# Banksy is a guy who no one knows who does lots of controversial
spray paint art type stuff

Wiki him
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:28, archived)
# *tries to ignore internal pedant*
*fails*


More contrivertial than your spelling?

;)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:31, archived)
# Sorry i was rushing it..
Busy
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:40, archived)
# *hugs*
secretly gropes
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:40, archived)
# a bloody vandal
who's now become a establishment artist.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:30, archived)
# Have you tried asking him?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:29, archived)
# no idea
but stencils are hardly his exclusive domain
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:31, archived)
# Nope
It's Dolk
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:32, archived)
# oh yea...
he even signed it :p
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:34, archived)
# Ta
doh, missed that.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:39, archived)
# I thought it looked like "DODI" when I first saw the tag
Thought it was an incredibly obscure compo entry..
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:45, archived)
# That said,
does it effect the art? Does the artist fucking matter?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:49, archived)
# now we know who to send the bill to clean it up to though...
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:51, archived)
# Indeed.
It's hard, I can't say I have never done anything similar. I don't graffiti, but I have a plan in process at the moment regarding brass plaques and landmarks.

What I like and what I laud are not the same though. I have been known to speed, but I don't support speeding. Fuck it, I took Heroin when I was young, but I don't think it's a good idea.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:54, archived)
# It's nice
to know who has done it so I can see more.

I was engaged by the picture of a remote control bird. After finding out who it was, I can see more.

So yes, the artist does matter to me.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:52, archived)
# That's fair.
If it was a question of 'it's a banksy, so it's good' I would rant at you though.

I am in the mood.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:55, archived)
# Google is now my Dolk friend
Turns out it's called "Control Everything" which is a bit clever.

It's also not new so I must have been an ignorant git every other time I've walked past it.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:00, archived)
#
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:54, archived)
# but that's
tagged so we know who it is by
and it's that mofaha cunt
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:59, archived)
# has the board borked?
or is there no-one here?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:48, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:00, archived)
# well, at least he's not going to get appendicitis now
very nice :D
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:02, archived)
# silly mutster!
appendix is not there!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:19, archived)
# I was gonna say that!
Now I don't have to!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:27, archived)
# heh
i was going to say it in a nasty way, but now that my mouth is no longer pissing blood, i'm in a much fluffier mood :)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:30, archived)
# Thank heavens for tender mercies!
Are you chewing on cotton wool still, or are you getting little gum-scabs now?

Are the nerve endings still sticking out of your stinking tooth hole for the nerve-ending fairy to pluck out tonight while you sleep?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:49, archived)
# the gum scabs
they are a-coming!

jerry the bellybutton elf has already taken my nerve endings. he's going to sell them and buy a pet crocostimpy with the proceeds
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:57, archived)
# Share the crocostimpy!
(People are going to tell us to get a room soon)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:00, archived)
# i have a room
i have a whole flat.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:18, archived)
# Without kids?
Ooh, what's it like?

/ Jealouses.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:40, archived)
# Poor Mr Pirate's got a boo-boo on his wickle tummy!
Awww!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:02, archived)
# DO NOT STAB THE PIRATE!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:02, archived)
# awww!
*hugspirate*
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:02, archived)
# Yarrr, I did find his dubloons.
Reminds me of 'Pop-Up Pirate' which was a shit game, as opposed to this, which is rather ace.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:02, archived)
# It IS pop-up pirate
I'm doing a series of all the bad things about board games. Hence the hippo with white balls in his stomach.

Bah, you people, if it's not a pun its a bloody bandwagon etc etc
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:05, archived)
# Ah, doheth.
I look forward to seeing an obese hippo.
:D
Ed: Ah, I missed the hippo. I aint here much these days.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:06, archived)
# pssst
the hippo's already done..
check the "previously" link..
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:08, archived)
# Fuck sake, I'm losing it...
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:10, archived)
# Awww
I *did* get the joke, mainly by observing the previous one's concept and then checking filename :)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:07, archived)
#
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:07, archived)
# Pfffft
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:12, archived)
# Oooh
that looks like it stings a bit.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:02, archived)
# Why are pirates call....
no sorry. I can't do it...
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:02, archived)
# Please don't
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:03, archived)
# the ill fated pop up pirate...
don't worry he's made of plastic
WoO!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:04, archived)
# I like this.
How about mousetrap? Or cluedo? or or..
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:06, archived)
# I saw a birthday cake made to look like "Operation".
It was grim.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:09, archived)
# hahaha
sounds great..

operation would be a great one for you to do, triple-S
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:10, archived)
# Yep, I'll ponder that one over a cup of tea.
And battleships, and guess who, and monopoly, and buckaroo, and and and and
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:11, archived)
# and.. and.. and..
eeeeee!

What was that one where you had to pick a guys nose? was that real?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:13, archived)
# Umm....
I dont remember it. Then again board games werent too popular in our house. I was all about sylvanian families and teddy bears. And tekken.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:15, archived)
# I never had it either.
Sometimes I was allowed to read the argos catalogue though, I think I spotted it in there.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:19, archived)
# They're both on the list
I've been "researching".

(Googling MB Games)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:10, archived)
# STABBENED
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:11, archived)
# Hehehe
Poor pirate, but good work.
...ah, the balance has been restored.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:41, archived)
# I see Koit's Squam
and raise him a Rambbit

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:47, archived)
# aaawww
can i take it home?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:48, archived)
# Grand!
Have a wailing goat baby.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:52, archived)
# Gaby? or Boat?
Gaby Boat!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:53, archived)
# she's a lovely lady
and i won't hear a word against her
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:57, archived)
# wooo
I raise you a bullfrog.

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:52, archived)
# Surely you mean
the South African Water Buffaload
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:53, archived)
# I stand corrected
in my namings
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:55, archived)
# Awwww
lovely.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:00, archived)
# how'd i miss this post out?
woo!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:28, archived)
#
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:31, archived)
# I think I posted this last night
..but I was a bit shagged on painkillers. Anyway, here it is, possibly again.
Your Mum
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:40, archived)
# Yup, you did
Check your posting history.

Still quite amusing though :)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:41, archived)
# Ah!
Bugger.

Cheers!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:42, archived)
# re-e-post-woo
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:43, archived)
# I like your image that you have posted here
but it is a bit big
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:43, archived)
# I bet you say that to all the boys.......*
*men.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:44, archived)
# 156kb
what are you on a 28k modem or something?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:35, archived)
# yup

and try and optimise it
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:45, archived)
# hoho!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:54, archived)
# Yup, last thing I saw last night and first thing I've seen this evening
Unless it's been VERY quiet in between.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:15, archived)
# what would you like for an image challenge?
bearing in mind I might completely ignore you and pick "photoshop a sausage" instead
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:31, archived)
# photoshop a sausage
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:31, archived)
# Photograph YOUR sausage.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:36, archived)
# Cue a week of
"THAT'S NOT A SAUSAGE! IT'S A PORK CHOP! DOES NOBODY EVER READ THE FUCKING INSTRUCTIONS????"
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:46, archived)
# \0/
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:58, archived)
# Genitals on fruit
Or

Shop a shop.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:32, archived)
# Genitals on a fruit shop?
Also.. I FILMED DUCKS HAVING SEX ON MY PHONE EARLIER.

I laughed rather hard
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:33, archived)
# was one of them dead?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:38, archived)
# Nope
But I was told that male ducks have sex with dead male ducks just for the hell of it.

Which is both creepy and hilarious
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:42, archived)
# If I remember rightly, ducks are one of the few birds with external genitalia
having long, corkscrew penises.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:47, archived)
# This is something I wish I didn't know
Mainly because it's not something likely to come up in a pub quiz.

Which is what most of my knowledge is useful for.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:49, archived)
# Very very long, thin, and corkscrew
like a pig's.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:52, archived)
# I feel your pain
All my knowledge is like that.

I tend to impart information whenever it's VAGUELY relevant to the conversation
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:39, archived)
# Why were they having sex on your phone?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:58, archived)
# Let's see, something we won't get sick of immediately.
Um.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:32, archived)
# I'm sick of it already

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:40, archived)
# Multi-panel cartoons might be good.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:42, archived)
# This^
How about just shop something special (very nice not retarded). Like a picture of a b3tan perhaps or a small dog...
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:52, archived)
#
Like a picture of a b3tan perhaps

NO!!...far too many self obsessed cocks around here as it is
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:55, archived)
# I saw a film on Zone Horror the other day called Pervert!
That had a self obsessed cock that detached itself from the 'owner' and went off fucking chicks to death all by itself.

It was pretty cool.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:58, archived)
# I have seen some clips of that.
But never knew the name. Thankyou.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:03, archived)
# I love the Horror Channel.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:04, archived)
# I don't have that
I only have freeview aka poor mans Sky.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:07, archived)
# Not as a whole compo of b3tans.
More something that you spent time making. A brief of make something nice.

The draw a b3tan might be a bit crap but im freestylin' ideas.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:01, archived)
# Over-the-top adverts for shit products
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:32, archived)
# This^
or something similar..

Like..badvertisements, inappropriate ways to advertise things..
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:34, archived)
# that's a pretty good one.
behind colour in a picture challenge again.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:35, archived)
# Americanise the UK
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:34, archived)
# Britishise America ftw.
Everyone would like them then.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:36, archived)
# Got another one:
Add, remove, or change one letter in a word. Photoshop the results
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:36, archived)
# 101 uses for TOAP?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:40, archived)
# I like this
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:44, archived)
# ^
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:49, archived)
# Wouldn't you just get fat people put everywhere?
We need more stereotypes.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:36, archived)
# Or Britishize American Blockbusters.
The Mancunian Candidate with Denzel Whitehall

Every baddy is American, probably obese and therefore probably Brando or Welles.

Or the quatermass experiment as a romantic comedy,
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:44, archived)
# I thhink this would be a good idea.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:35, archived)
# SHOP A SNORKER!
Also, I liked someone's "Fun with 5k" suggestion earlier in the week.

I know the "Offensive in 5k" has been done, but I like the idea of restrictive file size shizzle =]
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:32, archived)
# i think it's not worth it for the
influx of the word 'fun' written in mspaint entries.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:34, archived)
# Haha
Touché =P
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:35, archived)
# Photoshop a bacon
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:32, archived)
# photoshop a tapir.
real photoshop 2.
colour in the lizard 2.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:33, archived)
# What about redundant pirates?
Theres not much for pirates to do now. So what will they be like in other jobs / in cities.

But we've just done ninjas so..
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:33, archived)
# 101 ways to lose money
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:33, archived)
# Lets fuck a copper....
Sorry Mrs Mavy and her crazy baby just came to mind...
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:34, archived)
# us
visual representations of b3tans (not photoshoppery of our real selves though)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:35, archived)
# Was that not
the "Hot ot Not" thingy we had a while ago?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:36, archived)
# Evenin Guv....
How's things?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:38, archived)
# 'ey up chief!
long time no etc.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:39, archived)
# Dah...
I'm not on here that much anymore.... Posted a couple over the last few days... I'm counting up to 5,000 posts which is a nekkid post, so thinking that one over...
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:43, archived)
# ah yes
not far off i see
good luck with that, i'll get the mindbleach ready for all ;-)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:49, archived)
# Sex with Weather.
Sodding Rain.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:35, archived)
# ^This^
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:38, archived)
# Terrence Trent Darby
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:36, archived)
# I'm still up for Fruit Vs Veg
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:36, archived)
# robots V dinosarus - or robodinosaurs!
edit : someone suggested this earlier in the week : pedolympics...
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:36, archived)
# ROBOSkUGosauruses all week?
Yes please :)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:38, archived)
# best idea ever!
stop the internet we have a winner :D
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:46, archived)
# I would like to register my interest in robots versus dinosaurs please
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:13, archived)
# please send your wooyay this way
one per customer
:D
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:16, archived)
# How about
Life in jail. A plethora of opportunities.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:37, archived)
# Films which should have starred Arnie
:)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:38, archived)
# little orphan arnie?
arnie get your gun?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:39, archived)
# AHhaha
If ya like, you're the Big Cheese, the head honcho, the top dog, the long...oboe?

Ed: Or, possibly Action Heroes, Gone Wrong.
That way you get ya Van Damme's Stallones, etc too.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:41, archived)
# Interesting
but kind of narrow

How about actors playing inappropriate roles?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:39, archived)
# ^This also.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:41, archived)
# Chris Langham
as the Child Catcher?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:41, archived)
# Brian Blessed as The Horse Whisperer?
Edit:
*looks at rob's post below*
*copyrights*
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:42, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:42, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:59, archived)
# this has potential
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:43, archived)
# This is ace
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:46, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:48, archived)
# Simple and effective.
Bloody Marvellous.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:49, archived)
# another week of the same person over and over...oh joy
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:57, archived)
# Celebrity Robots
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:39, archived)
# celebrity necrophelia
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:40, archived)
# Advertising from the future
what products will we see in the media 10, 50 or 100 years from now?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:41, archived)
# I like this one, maybe
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:42, archived)
# me too
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:43, archived)
# I also, most agree.
Never seen that one before.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:49, archived)
# and me
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:50, archived)
# Photoshop Your B3TA name
(Might be tricky for some...)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:41, archived)
# I was thinking
photoshop two B3tans together...
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:44, archived)
#
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:44, archived)
# Similar
...but not the same.

TJ : How odd.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0M6s_OIRNc
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:47, archived)
# it seems like a popular idea
though I don't think it'll work too well.
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post75188/
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:48, archived)
# I'd be a bit stuck for ideas.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:26, archived)
# A-fink-a-wan?
what is that? It's a word I see and don't bother reading. As for your self promotion...you should be pointing people to the listen again site.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:31, archived)
# How about inappropriate sports?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:41, archived)
# Doomed criminal plans
Sometimes they fail trough chance, other times because they're spackers. Fire up photoshop and show us the most doomed plans of ne'er-do-wells.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:41, archived)
# Photoshop a saying or phrase..
Take a well known saying or phrase and 'shop it for hillarious results.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:43, archived)
# Lets have another one word compo
I can't remember who suggested it but "robots"
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:43, archived)
# PUNPUNPUNPUNPUNPUNPUNPUNPUN!!!!!!!ELEVEN!



pun
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:43, archived)
# black people eating watermelons
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:45, archived)
# christ.
/relurks
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:30, archived)
# what do postmen get up to while they are on strike
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:46, archived)
# ha!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:47, archived)
# !!!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:50, archived)
# spoonerisms
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:47, archived)
# THIS!
It'll involve thought and will have less stock imagery than usual.

Can I vote for this please?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:58, archived)
# ^^^fucking this with a cherry on top!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:01, archived)
# misheard lyrics visualised
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:47, archived)
# I wonder what that would be worth.
Maybe 1000?

i are a ninja
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:34, archived)
# pfft
you think i've been on other websites?
(honestly hadn't seen that, have been mulling this idea over for months, but not been on b3ta so not suggested it)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:43, archived)
# bindun
and as it turned out, not many went with the misheard lyrics part of it. The ones that did were met with a lot of RIS because we don't mishear the lyrics the same way.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:46, archived)
# Animal Olympics
:)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:49, archived)
# this one sounds good /\
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:03, archived)
# This
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:51, archived)
# ^very much this^
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:53, archived)
# THIS
(and not just because i've a half finished stop motion i could use)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:58, archived)
# Is there any way to
get your iNonsense stuff as cards?
I think they'd make great Christmas cards.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:20, archived)
# THIS!
Fantastic Idea!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:34, archived)
# Samuel L. Jackson
that is all
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:51, archived)
# Anything but
a 'photoshop this person' compo.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:52, archived)
# what is b3ta to you?
make an image that represents b3ta
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:56, archived)
# a retarded cousin that occasionally shits gold
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:59, archived)
# and then
lets you use the gold for commercial purposes?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:01, archived)
# I'd like to see politicians made into meat.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:56, archived)
# i'd like to see meat made into politicians
oh yeah... john prescott... bindun then
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:03, archived)
#
photoshop Far Side cartoons
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:58, archived)
# What happens when we arent watching?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:02, archived)
#
Three words: Make things happy
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:03, archived)
# Sex Aids hidden
Throughout history
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:04, archived)
# sig sig sig
\/\/\/\/\/\/
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:08, archived)
# Make NSFW things SFW
or vice versa.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:18, archived)
# this
would be funny. :)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:32, archived)
# I would like a 'view popular posts' button on the image challenge suggestion page
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:20, archived)
# "Imagine a world without antlers."
.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:24, archived)
# Binary
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:33, archived)
# where's fraser
like where's willy but with the adorable fraser
cunningly concealed somewhere within the image.
and he has to be cunningly concealed, not too obvious, and he definitely does have to be in there somewhere, no cheating.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:43, archived)
# the consequences
of b3ta raising a child.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:49, archived)
# shudders.
some of them have,

shudders some more.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:53, archived)
# if parents told us the truth
like.. the bogeyman does live in my cupboard, and the dog did go to dog heaven, and wanking makes for hairy palms, and Aunty Judy really was daddies secret secretary
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:31, archived)
# Climate change*
Starting with a polar bear on a deckchair, drinking a cocktail, wearing a Hawaiian shirt.

* PS - I work for an environmental journal, so I know the issue is more than a bit on the serious side... but FFS this is b3ta.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:58, archived)
# Squam
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:18, archived)
# Where is Psychodelic Warlord?
& woo! :D
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:20, archived)
# Yeah, where is
Psychadelic Warlord Rocky Dennis?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:22, archived)
# Whos Rocky Dennis?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:25, archived)
#
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:30, archived)
# I see
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:32, archived)
# I have no idea
but he did email me about 10 mins ago
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:23, archived)
# So he's not dead? YAY :D
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:24, archived)
# I keep getting tempted to do one of these..
But I know I'll suck ass, you and Human Descent do such a friggin' ace job ^_^
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:20, archived)
# Thanks mate
Don't ever be deterred by other people.

I am still way behind the likes of HD, Amon and Tedmus. But I'm getting closer.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:23, archived)
# I may do at some point..
I'll stick to the animation for the moment though. I figure as long as I keep things moving, people won't notice the faults..

As soon as it becomes a still image, people can notice the flaws in my work, which is a major factor that stops me from making still pictures =]
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:28, archived)
# Animate hybrid animals?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:31, archived)
# I've sort of done that
With the rhino, and I've been planning to do something similar with a chicken..

But it's more biomechanical shiznit
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:35, archived)
# lully rhino!
WOO!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:36, archived)
# Fankyew =]
I'm nearly ready to to a chicken AT-ST, but I'm lazy, so it's just an idea on the shelf at the mo =]
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:45, archived)
# Do it!
I'm shit and all (not to say that you are), but it's all practise ; D
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:24, archived)
# very woo!- For a moment, I thought it was unshopped
Then I looked at the proportions...

Gonna go down to Goose fair now, I'll bring you back some deep-fried donuts, and gypsie merchandise...
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:23, archived)
# Hullo, are you in Nottingham?
...I guess other parts of the country might very well have goose fairs too.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:25, archived)
# Tavistock.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:26, archived)
# DEEP FRIED GYPSIE MERCHANDISE!!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:26, archived)
# WITH FORTUNE TELLING INFLATABLE HAMMERS!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:27, archived)
# Baah-rilliant!
:P
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:33, archived)
# Rock, Robot Rock


dew-dee-dew-doot-doot

Rock, Robot Rock.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:11, archived)
# Very cool.
*click*
Is that a scan from a drawing?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:12, archived)
# a doodle from my notebook
in a chemistry lecture.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:14, archived)
# One of their worst albums imo
But an awesome picture, I like eet a lot =]
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:13, archived)
# Rock on !
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:23, archived)
# Probably works better out loud, I suppose.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:05, archived)
# oh deer
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:06, archived)
# He wanted to sell me 288 buckets of phlegm
but I said that's too gross!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:07, archived)
# This one is worse.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:08, archived)
# Dave?
/ac

(speaking of which, where's car dave, not seen him since i got back)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:09, archived)
# He went for a drive

ashally, I have no idea
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:11, archived)
# Shocking joke =P
What the hell is that guy holding?

A WASHBOARD?! =]
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:19, archived)
# haha
woo
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:23, archived)
# What do you call
a deer with no eyes?

No eye deer... (say it aloud)

And if it has no legs as well?

Still no eye deer...
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:25, archived)
# What do you call a Donkey with 1 eye and 3 legs, playing the Guitar?
A honky-tonky, winky, wonky donkey.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:28, archived)
# Honky tonk is a tone of piano
But otherwise, fucking AWESOME joke =]
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:31, archived)
# Yeah,
but Donkeys can't play Piano. That'd be daft!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:34, archived)
# .
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:49, archived)
# PIGGY BAACCCKKK
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:51, archived)
# hahahah
that's rather ace.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:51, archived)
# hmmm
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:23, archived)
# woo!
hit by the dreaded teapot attack style!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 21:31, archived)
# ...
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 21:34, archived)
# haaaahhh christ
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:59, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I wish I wasn't laughing at this... =P
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:16, archived)
# Aww.
How fluffy
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:51, archived)
# they actually had quite a good sense of humour
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:59, archived)
# That's fantastic. It makes a horrible image so happy!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:00, archived)
# M:I - Mouse Impossible

cheers Dave for earlier M:I posties
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:40, archived)
# ha ha!
that's woo!
(paintmash?)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:41, archived)
# oh yes :)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:43, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:41, archived)
# actual footage of similar event..
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:52, archived)
# nice mice.
It's not fair though, as the one pulling the rope
is thinner.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:30, archived)
[challenge entry] First post in ages.. bet it's been done.
Also my first image in photoshop and not paint shop pro..
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:33, archived)
# bindun
:(
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:38, archived)
# booo...
I did have a flick through.. couldn't spot it though. I wasn't going to sit and read them all, I've been away from here for a while.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:39, archived)
# Hahaha
*click*
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:40, archived)
# Yeah... but your is good
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:40, archived)
# Plus it's the original Die Hard
and therefore is better :P
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:44, archived)
# Hehe
yeah.. they're not exactly the same or anything I think they can happily coexist.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Conspiracy? Mmm. Yes. Quite.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:27, archived)
# go past the tipsy state!
Pfft!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Down a naggin before you get into the car.
You then have about 15 minutes to get where you're going before you're drunk.* Good fun, eh?


*I have not done this.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:33, archived)
# Pffffffffft!
Nicely done!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:33, archived)
# oof :D
Nice compo entry too :D
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:45, archived)

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