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experience hours of talk!

(Nozenritten Spaniards make it better, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:12, archived)

show me on the doll where he bored you

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:14, archived)

Hahahaha

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:03, archived)

Am I the only person on b3ta who likes Remains of the Day?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:16, archived)

Nope.

I liked it. And the book.

Not enough to see the film or read the book more than once, admittedly...

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:27, archived)

*I quite enjoyed it - but you didn't hear that from me, right?*

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Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:28, archived)

He was Belgian wan't he?

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 18:23, archived)

yesssssss

from bruuuuuugeeee

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s-drop take it to the bridge, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 18:24, archived)

Didn't his father invent the question mark?

Ah yes he did: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMIDpJ8H7H0

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 18:28, archived)

hahaha

such a fucking odd character

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 18:58, archived)

You mean Andrew Neill?

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Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:17, archived)

hahaha

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:23, archived)

admit it, you like the idea of meat helmets

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:08, archived)

Meaoow!

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Q4nobody, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 18:26, archived)

oh god no

stop turning one of the sexiest film moments into headfuckery

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 18:31, archived)

Clean up on aisle 3

I need a mop, bucket and something to pick up chunks.

Oh and a gallon of weapons grade Fabreze

(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 18:33, archived)

How to swoon the voters

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 18:43, archived)

Catwoman is DEAD to me now. Not even the Halle Berry movie could do that.

And that was AWFUL!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:07, archived)

* Bokes

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:07, archived)

needs more stitches

preferably on the mouth

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:09, archived)

The use of "Eartha Kitt" in rhyming slang suddenly seems so, so prescient.

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Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:16, archived)

no, he was english

he was just raised by belgians

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 18:54, archived)

Genius!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 18:56, archived)

I'll just leave this here.

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Where's Alberto Living the nightmare., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:39, archived)

the shoes, oh god, the shoes!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:40, archived)

Needs more cats.

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Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:49, archived)

its like you can see your own reflection!!!

Click for bigger (303 kb)

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s-drop take it to the bridge, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 18:22, archived)

Ahahahaha

thats lovely :D

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gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 18:24, archived)

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:50, archived)

Is that from spaceballs?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 18:31, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 18:56, archived)

this is quite amusing

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 18:59, archived)

the source is actually more amusing

www.huhtala.com/uploaded_images/DSC00157-780956.JPG

just look at the little fella

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:06, archived)

haha

should i be laughing though? Is he... normal...?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:13, archived)

hahaha, i have no idea, although i may have caught something from him

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:21, archived)

Hahaha!

I don't know what'd be more offensive; laughing at him or thinking there's something wrong with him.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:27, archived)

well the somewhat medical appearance of his hat, and his physiotherapy-ish surroundings made me suspect

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:30, archived)

I feel like a bit of a cunt for that picture down there now D:

Also, what's with all the trainers on the windowsill?

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:34, archived)

so thats what they are

i thought they were glass owls

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:36, archived)

I think they actually are glass owls.

Well, they will be forever so in my own head now. Ta.

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Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:31, archived)

yeah acutally, still not as bad as ripping the piss out of mongs, which is always going ot happen on here, hahaha.

huhtalatemporary.blogspot.com/2007_08_01_archive.html

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:43, archived)

I'm laughing with them, not at them. :)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:02, archived)

*hiss* Listen to me, child...

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:14, archived)

hahahaha

who the feck is that guy

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:21, archived)

I haven't the foggiest.

I remember seeing him in an article on the BBC website. The murderous glare was too good to pass up. :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:23, archived)

It`s Sir Stelios Haji-Ioannou, a British entrepreneur of Greek Cypriot origin

best known for establishing Easyjet :)

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:57, archived)

Yeah that's it! Thanks! :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:18, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:08, archived)

thou shalt not fuck

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:22, archived)

Oh Miguelle...

Click for Big | My Stuff

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:51, archived)

Sums up about 99% of all relationships

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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:53, archived)

POW RIGHT IN THE THYROID

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:53, archived)

Linda will never forgive Chikkin Miguelle

(User #86772, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:56, archived)

shopped only please

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 18:02, archived)

Hahaha

I LOVE YOU BUTTERS

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 18:06, archived)

*starts making creepy fan pics in Butter's style*

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 18:20, archived)

never forgive 2 Can Chunder

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 18:23, archived)

i said that a few days ago :-D

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:14, archived)

^-^ <3 <3

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 18:24, archived)

I expected HappyToast to be more scared of this when I first uploaded it.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:08, archived)

needs a little heart shaped spreading of jam on the toats

:D

edit: actually, the only thing that scares him is people impersonating him in bars.

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:12, archived)

Hahaha :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:18, archived)

I still think of you as a giant bourbon biscuit,

and still drool each time.

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:25, archived)

o _ o

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:28, archived)

I love bourbon biscuits...

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:29, archived)

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:42, archived)

*noms*

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:56, archived)

Yiff yiff crunch!

Bastard - youve made me want some bourbons now.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:57, archived)

They're like sweet brown biscuity drugs.

Droolz

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:05, archived)

This is something I can agree on.

Pawing at Iceland's window at 2 in the morning... good times. :3

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:07, archived)

I NEVAH FORGIVE YOOOUUU! D: *cuts finger*

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:03, archived)

how pleasant

reminds me of chinstrap the duck somewhat. MAN, i miss donkeygums :-(

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 18:11, archived)

milk the prostate

MILK IT!

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 18:12, archived)

funny because it's true

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 18:11, archived)

how poetic!

Youre making me wary of axeclouds now

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 18:12, archived)

be wary

you never know when they could sneak up upon you

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 18:16, archived)

AXE RAIN!

Yeah

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 18:13, archived)

"A depression is moving over the West Midlands leaving a trail of blood in it's wake"

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 18:16, archived)

now THAT's poetry

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 18:22, archived)

"it's raining precut goths!"

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 18:39, archived)

Some stay dry while others feel the pain

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:14, archived)

HA HA FUCK YOU LINDA

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 18:15, archived)

Mr. Cuddlington!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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El_MUERkO bleeds love, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:00, archived)

Evening, b3ta. Just something I scribbled on a break.

The quote being based on an occasional utterance during Mog's breakdown.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:48, archived)

Oh not you as well :(

NSFW

liveblogs.co.uk/bourbonfox/215425523/3242.html
liveblogs.co.uk/bourbonfox/215425523/3256.html
liveblogs.co.uk/bourbonfox/215425523/3289.html

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:53, archived)

BASTARD! D:

EDIT: Oh by the way, JJ wrote about you (and b3ta) in a deviantART journal. :)

jollyjack.deviantart.com/journal/44713248/

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:58, archived)

I'm never forgiving you for that!

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:59, archived)

hahaha

BUSTED!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 18:11, archived)

Oh fuck oh fuck

not again

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:09, archived)

ain't no PMJY like a b3ta PMJY, cuz a b3ta PMJY don't stop

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:53, archived)

Yes, my hand writing is shit. XD

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:58, archived)

is it because you have cut all of your fingertips?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 18:12, archived)

Well I have lost quite a llott ofbbbloooooodfsdagfh-

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 18:14, archived)

Use a pen, sideshow bob!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 18:32, archived)

I hope this leads to badassery involving

huge space ship falling out of the sky on fire

a battle on said space ship, with explosions and space mecha ninjas

and witty one liners followed by pressing emergency buttons on doors which lead to yet further explosions

meanwhile outside the space ship fucking lizards flying jet fighters are battling dragons

and it's all illuminated intermittently by monstrous flashes of lightning followed by cataclysmic thunder raptures

Oh yeah, and the chick is hot.

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 18:15, archived)

"Oh yeah, and the chick is hot."

If you're into that sort of thing, then yeah. XD

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 18:25, archived)

the dude is hot too

got to cater for all demographics

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 18:39, archived)

Yes; the men should be badass, the women should be hot (and badass), and it should be badass in general.

Badassery all around!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 18:57, archived)

the baddies should all be badass and also ambiguously evil

this leads way to them not actually being evil and the forces of good inadvertantly fighting for evil while the evil evil and evil are actually locked in combat for the amusement of the forces of good.

No, wait, this is a little confusing now, we need an explosion.

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:01, archived)

Coming right up! *detonates C4*

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:08, archived)

awesome, if there's any kind of coherent plot in all this, nobody cares, because it'll all look EPIC

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:12, archived)

It's a feast for the eyes!

A quote producers like to use when they realise their plot is shit.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:19, archived)

Quick, dirty & shit (and probobly bindun)

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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:36, archived)

That's rather tack-lass

;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:37, archived)

Butt-on, butt-on...who's got the butt-on?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:42, archived)

DEE-DEE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:46, archived)

Tom Watson the MP of hackgate fame has just tweeted a request for B3tans to photoshop "Theresa May's migrant cats"

twitter.com/#!/tom_watson/status/121251080150585344

Do you want to? You're not his photoshop bitches and all that, but it's right to pass the request on.

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rob, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:59, archived)

what's the pay like?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:00, archived)

I think it's the same rate as all photoshops on b3ta

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rob, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:01, archived)

sweet!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:02, archived)

Win!!!!

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Ninj, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:12, archived)

Is that cop doing a wee?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:15, archived)

give it a minute and he might be

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:18, archived)

Just fiddling with his extendable baton.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:25, archived)

Miaow !

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 18:35, archived)

Ah.

Mild sense of self loathing and occasional kudos.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:02, archived)

Cold, dead eyes of a killer...

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:21, archived)

Hahahaha

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:22, archived)

this is worthy of an FP

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:31, archived)

NEVER FORGIVE!!!!!

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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 4:02, archived)

Now he can be deported!

Hooray for TOAA!

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 18:33, archived)

nobody is ever going to read or notice this

but it's removed, not deported. Failed asylum seekers are removed (or not as the case may be). If fucking Teresa fucking May can't get it right, what hope is there for the rest of you/us/them?

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new_matt, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:41, archived)

I read it.

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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 11:00, archived)

I read it.

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Shlvng, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:40, archived)

Actually

I am his photoshop bitch.

Thought this was as good a time as any to go public.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:00, archived)

So THAT'S why I'm not his bitch anymore. Bitch.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:01, archived)

You just can't stop offending people, can you? :p

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:04, archived)

Oh noooo I did it again, mum :(

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:07, archived)

No wonder Tom Watson MP won't forgive him either

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:08, archived)

just looking for tom watson

he loves his pies

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:09, archived)

don't misunderstand Tom Watson MP

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:10, archived)

Does he lack humanism?

According to the Daily Fail he didn't lack funding!

Oh wait, who am I meant to be taking the piss out of again.

Jesus, there's so many fucking walking parodies these days I don't know what to do.

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:14, archived)

is his how a discomeats person gives birth?

With incessant leg throbbing?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:16, archived)

Very small groinal accordion

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:18, archived)

which one hastily beats with the fuck trumpet

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:19, archived)

I would go to this concert.

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:20, archived)

Just avoid the drummer

his stick beats into everything

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:20, archived)

yes

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:19, archived)

Nooooo, not the parody paradox!

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:16, archived)

Parott Piled Parody Paradox Parity Party

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:20, archived)

Let me get this straight...

A retired snooker player has gathered layers of self-referential imitative works in order to mock himself, and the sum of such imitations has led to a situation which defies logic... or at least each parody contradicts the premise for the other parodies. And this confounding situation has itself created changes in the symmetry of physical quantities under spatial inversion - and there's a big, fuck-off party about it? Am I invited?

apologies for how twattish the above sounds

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:30, archived)

hell yeah

bring a bottle

also, bring an empty bottle, incase the toilet breaks

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:45, archived)

I'm gonna need something wider if it's a number two.

Have you re-dug the flowerbeds lately? Only, I could turn them over after I've been.

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:53, archived)

nah it's ok

I'll just leave an anonymous tipoff to the police that there's a body buried under them.

Should have that hard soil fixed in no time.

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 18:21, archived)

Is it definitely him?

This could be the new 'Virgin Money'...

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:01, archived)

it is him

well if it's not he's fooling over 50,000 people which is pretty impressive

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rob, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:04, archived)

Perhaps we should then

seeing as he did such a sterling job of taking down Murdoch.

Tell him I'll definitely do it if he'll give me a PSVita to replace the PSP I won from Virgin Money.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:05, archived)

Does he follow you, or do you follow him?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:19, archived)

no thanks...i'm busy

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:01, archived)

What are you?

A Labourite 'shopping bitch?
(This is the correct response, isn't it?)

(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:01, archived)

someone asking b3ta to shop something for them

this always ends well

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:02, archived)

he'll never forgive you

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:04, archived)

^ this ^

Let the mayhem ensue ...

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Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:05, archived)

I'd want a free pizza wheel

Daily Fail De-RIS

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:02, archived)

what's the bet we'll see a whole lot of 'shops of Tom Watson urinating on Theresa May whilst holding a cat?

*fires up photoshop*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:03, archived)

Good to see b3ta get back to normal

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:05, archived)

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:28, archived)

*closes photoshop*

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:06, archived)

oh well, that's my idea ruined...

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:09, archived)

ding dong

Fire it back up again

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:10, archived)

I ... get..

mixed horn!

want mixed horn? Ok, take ten minute!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:15, archived)

I have the two T(h)eresa Mays combined

linked in case it's nsfw

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:18, archived)

not safe for anywhere

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:22, archived)

did you soil your pants?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:29, archived)

i sicked a little

then made this

Teresa May and her pussy

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:37, archived)

i'm trying my hardest not to squint or look at this from far away

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:40, archived)

go on you know you want to

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:42, archived)

ok, i did

but luckily it ended up just looking like a cdc

phew

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:43, archived)

Smells the same at any distance.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:43, archived)

Luckily I was going to do it the other way round.

Theresa May urinating on a cat while holding Tom Watson

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:33, archived)

he really just wants to see some sexy Theresa May photoshops

/avoids pussy joke

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:06, archived)

Let Beau Bo do it

It's more his scene

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:07, archived)

Indeed he's probably already on the job

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:09, archived)

I thought he'd retired.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:10, archived)

I hope not

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:24, archived)

By jove! this chap has lavished!

"used parliamentary allowances to lavish"

LAVISHED

!!!

I don't even know what that means.

Because I'm a product of the failed [conservative][labour][no lol, there isn't a 3rd choice really, I mean.. hahahaha no 'completely fucked' isn't really a good party title is it]* education system.

*delete as appropriately biased

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:12, archived)

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Ninj, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:13, archived)

Hahaha

on a related note, I'm sure Christine Hemming was in our building today, so have this again:

(I only recognised her from having photoshopped this)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:13, archived)

Pfft...

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Ninj, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:14, archived)

pffffft

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:17, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha

Could watch that all day :)

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Ninj, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:20, archived)

*finally stops watching*

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:41, archived)

"these are going straight down murdoch's mouth"

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:15, archived)

I've got Boris Johnson arriving in London with his cat

That any good Tom?

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:15, archived)

Whats twitter?

(

tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:21, archived)

it's like friends reunited

except the people aren't your friends

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rob, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:23, archived)

Noone on twitter has any friends

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:54, archived)

i think it's a birdspotting site

i could be wrong

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:24, archived)

It's like Facebook for people with no attention span.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:24, archived)

what's a

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:27, archived)

it's w

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:40, archived)

(User #86772, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:58, archived)

Top Secret Government Spy Site

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:29, archived)

I had beans for lunch

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:40, archived)

That bit of skin between the twat and the shitter.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:43, archived)

Perineum 2.0

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:47, archived)

Immigration Control

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:32, archived)

Meanwhile, back in Bolivia:

(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:59, archived)

It's going to be Virgin Media all over again

(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:47, archived)

Ironically, Tom can't see any of this because b3ta's blocked in Parliament :P

twitter.com/#!/tom_watson/status/121264852651094016

(User #86772, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:54, archived)

it's good that the government blocks the government from seeing what happens in the world

just think of all the rational decisions they might otherwise make

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 18:41, archived)

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Lovecraft tentacles and shit, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 18:03, archived)

haha

I for one welcome our kitten-bearing overlords

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 18:17, archived)

Hahaaha

Sorted

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 18:44, archived)

seamless....

(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:01, archived)

play yourself off keyboard may

(Raol Duke, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:27, archived)

Read the Tweet thing and realise Tom Watson's been directed to this thread

so thought I'd add a link to my effort (further up the board)

b3ta.com/board/10560672

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Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:40, archived)

I like this.

Van doors!

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 0:15, archived)

I'm peaing this down here, cos of what Rob said about it being in this thread

I wonder if the right honourable gentleman is regular enough on b3ta to be familiar with all our strips, memes and flouncers. Otherwise hardly any of these are going to make sense.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:06, archived)

Coming over here, looting our petshops...

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christhebarker, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:13, archived)

I ain't nobodys bitch - but what the heck!

(Dark Star Don't give me any of that intelligent life crap,, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:06, archived)

Another Childhood memory ruined

*Sobs*

(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:41, archived)

Sorry

(Dark Star Don't give me any of that intelligent life crap,, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:49, archived)

Kitty Politics

Keep cats out of politics I say, they only have their own interests at heart.

(Dark Star Don't give me any of that intelligent life crap,, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:48, archived)

In the interest of balance.

(Dark Star Don't give me any of that intelligent life crap,, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:17, archived)

Just in case

anyone was wondering just what story May was thinking of:
original immigrant cat story

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More tea vicar?, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:35, archived)

So a big non-event really

The moggy was just used as further evidence of a genuine long standing relationship with a British citizen, a situation which can be used to confer a right to stay in the UK.

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SteamedCleaner, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:42, archived)

Opening the door to more systematic abuse

(FUXTIX Not my words, Carol, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 0:11, archived)

I like this

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Peej, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:21, archived)

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 8:53, archived)

Bloody gingers, sneaking into the country...

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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:10, archived)

I didn't spot the request to put them in this thread

b3ta.com/board/10560628

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:24, archived)

That UK flag/map logo

looks like Britain is being bummed by Europe. Quite apt really.

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Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:03, archived)

DEE... DEE... DEE DEE ELL \o/

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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:27, archived)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:43, archived)

It was Kitty Söze what is the ringleader and stuff...

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Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:36, archived)

Someone's bound to spoil this eventually...

Kitty Söze is the one on the end.

(xaer0mancer, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 18:56, archived)

*knock, knock*

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:22, archived)

seams like a good place to break a duck...

(PussyHunter briefly de-lurked, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:01, archived)

The Minister's Cat

Theresa May contains nuts

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:13, archived)

sweet!

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:08, archived)

...

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:09, archived)

in for a penny & all that

oops!

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maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:15, archived)

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Shlvng, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:42, archived)

Waves

It's a puppet!

(Drew Badly Fiction section, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:36, archived)

and one more

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:22, archived)

it's like the railway kittens all over again- but in reverse....ish!

(

cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 5:01, archived)

with apologies

PS by way of balance we should also demand some photomontage of Tom Watson brandishing a pizza wheel, no?

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:05, archived)

These are not the cats you're looking for.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:02, archived)

Cats in disguise, hiding before our eyes

(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:54, archived)

Fuck off

Helping labour win a political point?

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Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 11:36, archived)

(serge, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 0:30, archived)

For a healthy smile...

Click for bigger (147 kb)
De-ris if needed

(Azrepheal Just cos Im pure evil, doesnt make me a bad person, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:49, archived)

I think we've all had our share of toothy fannys to get this...

Yeah love, its a "yeast" infection.
*scrit, scrit, scrit*

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:50, archived)

Gotta keep it all in trim

Loved the film, too.

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:58, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:34, archived)

Proud of yourself, little man? :D

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:34, archived)

Hahahaha!

ewwwww!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:35, archived)

Nice padded walls...

Making her shadow look like Moe Szyslak is a nice touch!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:36, archived)

OOOOOOOooooooooooooo

Thanks for voting for message 10560411!

Close Window....

Never had that pop up before!

*edit* thats now my new desktop wallpaper!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:37, archived)

looks more like hans moleman to me

www.simpsonstrivia.com.ar/simpsons-photos/wallpapers/hans-moleman-wallpaper.gif

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:45, archived)

I differ to beg.

images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091028120519/simpsons/images/thumb/e/e0/1_Moe_Szyslak.png/230px-1_Moe_Szyslak.png

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:46, archived)

nosferatu surely?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:46, archived)

She should be ashamed of herself

She has some rather shit friends there

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:37, archived)

Hahaha

First out loud laugh of the day.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:38, archived)

She will arise like the Joker from Arkham and slay us all in our dreams

haha :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:38, archived)

Oh you bad bad man

to japan with you

(

Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:38, archived)

So... waste trolls iz buneez?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:38, archived)

hahahahahahah!

She should be more careful, though - she'll get an infection in that cut on her finger, like that...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:40, archived)

she lives for this shit

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:41, archived)

YOU HAVE NO HUMANISM

Seriously - its not cool mocking her. It might get you some b3ta points, and it might be what you are thinking, but you dont know what it could lead to, and any fans are fans nonetheless.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:43, archived)

it could be a beautiful relationship..

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:45, archived)

It's you guys that are making connections!

There isn't even a HINT in the pic as to who the anonymous girl is.
:D

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:46, archived)

so who is the anonymous crazy girl?

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:48, archived)

Michael Ellis in a skirt.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:49, archived)

No.

Michael Ellis put her in there.
He cannot be forgiven.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:50, archived)

Not gonna happen.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:52, archived)

"Not gonna _to_ happen".

Shirley?

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:55, archived)

No one.

It was just a visual that sprung to mind when I read the suggestion; "The concept of loneliness."

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:50, archived)

Ah ok

but I bet this ends up on a certain someones deviant art profile with a strange rant

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:51, archived)

Actually, she's been quiet all day.

Tempted as I am to prod her with a stick; I think enough is enough.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:52, archived)

Pick a girl...any girl.

They're all freakin' nuts!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:55, archived)

^ this

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:58, archived)

Well, someone in particular will be watching your posts VERY carefully right now (from the bushes)

and im sure this individual will reach the same conclusion as us :-)

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:49, archived)

Remember, It's not stalking if it's on the internets...

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:53, archived)

Stalking is for other people

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:54, archived)

Yeah, I've been watching them do it ,,,, o_O ,,,,

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:24, archived)

never thought I would say this but

I'm actually starting to feel sorry for her

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:47, archived)

That's a dangerous road as well

the kindest thing we can all do is simply forget her. It's been a bit of fun but probably time to forget.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:53, archived)

BUT NEVER FORGIVE. T_T

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:54, archived)

you are not the humanist ;_;

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:56, archived)

if she's really a troll she will feed off our negativity, if not we are not being very nice to continue. I don't feel sorry for her/him but it's probably best to move on.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:56, archived)

NEVER FORGET/FORGIVE

www.b3ta.com/board/10559400

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:00, archived)

That's how they get ya,

Next thing your tied to a bed getting hobbled.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:54, archived)

that sounds kinda sexy

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:54, archived)

Sexy Hobbling.

Sounds kinky.....

.....or like a creature from a pervert-run Dungeons and Dragons campaign.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:01, archived)

must.. resist.. comment.. about.. she who shall not be named

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:04, archived)

google "hobble skirt" and try not to go "PHWOAR"

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:11, archived)

knobbled?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:56, archived)

hobbled is right

like in Misery

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:59, archived)

i thought he meant cobbled

as in someone tying you to a bed, so you can have your shoes forcibly repaired.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:01, archived)

That's hot.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:30, archived)

hahahah

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:30, archived)

i always did

She didnt really belong here due to the very unusual and specific humour and piss-taking of b3ta, but she made a go of it. Someone (unforgivable!) delved into her stuff and found some dodgy (i didnt see them) pics, which i could imagine to be fairly standard for some japanese lolicon doujin artists, and out came the braying mob calling her a paedo cunt and assuming she was a johnathan king in disguise and all sorts.

Because i understand japanese culture more than most on here, i knew that no serious harm or implied dodginess was meant in her pervy doodles. Its quite common in some fan art / hentai circles over there.

We scared her with culture clash, then she scared us with culture clash.

Not that all this is saying i approve of drawings of kids being bummed by pteradactyls.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:55, archived)

See, I don't quite buy the "it's quite common over there" line

You didn't see the doodles, I did. It was pretty "non-standard".

Also, if it's so common and so normal in Japan, why were the pictures deleted within minutes of them being discovered? Normal would imply she should not be ashamed of them. Apparently she was.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:58, archived)

It was the culture shock I warned her about.

I said that the B3tans were warming to her and that the joking and jibery was just a sign she had been accepted.....

....and then her artwork was found....

...and she went mental.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:58, archived)

it was a tale not meant to be

I think thats why i was more forgiving and pleasant towards her than most, because i knew that she would be scared off by our strange ways fairly quickly. I kind of wanted her to stay, as she did nice art (not my cup of tea, but nice) and it was good seeing someone from a relatively unusual culture and country on here.
Guess the escalating mentalness and cut finger photo destroyed all that...

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:00, archived)

Yeah, you know it's over when images of lacerated appendages start appearing.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:03, archived)

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:13, archived)

Oh yes, i can really see your empathy flooding out

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:14, archived)

I only said I'm starting to feel sorry

I'm not 100% there yet

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:16, archived)

Mogu! Stop cutting yourself! We love you!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:17, archived)

Oh god I feel shit for laughing so hard...

I missed most of the kerfuffle, so errh... back to lurking.

(Haz, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:32, archived)

I was always dsitrustful of her/him at first I thought it was a comedy account that wasn't very funny

then it started to get bizzare and I didn't like to say anything because people just seemed to accept her. Seems men have a thing for japanese schoolgirl mentality and cutey-pop manga art but it left me cold and I just wanted to shake her/him and say "Wake the fuck up this is b3ta - not 4chan or dA!" and I was getting pretty pissed off with the idea that b3ta might slip down that road into manga-art and away from comedy and poking fun at the internet.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:03, archived)

"But....but....it might be a cute Japanese girl"

And I thought 'panders' were from China.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:05, archived)

pffft

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:13, archived)

Why do they blur out all the pubes in videos, but are content with cartoon rape in magazines?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:03, archived)

legal loopholes, innit

Since America took over japan after the war, they imposed censorhip laws on their pr0n, which stuck for some reason. Guess they have to get their kicks in other ways now, like winged dinosaurs bumming bears.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:15, archived)

OMG! We have to do something about this!

I don't like blurred yum yums!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:27, archived)

They offend me.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:28, archived)

i bought 3 DVDs of the lovely 'film star' Saori Hara when i was last there

and even though the rude bits look like crimewatch re-constructions, its still sexier than most pr0n ive seen, as she's ruddy gorgeous. Too pretty for porn!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:29, archived)

Score! NSFW!

www.asianload.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=191987

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:36, archived)

GREAT SUCCESS!

Each DVD i bought was about £25. I downloaded them when i got back because its more 'convenient' having them on computer :-/

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:40, archived)

She needs her eyebrows done

(

Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:10, archived)

You got conned

Your love for Japan may have blinded you.

(

alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:04, archived)

Those poo bunnies are shit.

SEEWHATIDIDTHERELOL

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:52, archived)

fan-fucking-tastic sir

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:05, archived)

sexeh!

Its like the sequel to sucker punch, with a reduced effects budget

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:19, archived)

Hahaha!

(

Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:20, archived)

^ this is great :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:35, archived)

I have no idea if this is based on anything

but as a stand-alone piece of art, it's amusing, sad, touching and disturbing all at the same time.

Damn you and your talent, Mr Jackson.

(

Ratsta, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 15:31, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:22, archived)

Mmm; I would like some fondue.

(

Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:23, archived)

he dead

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:40, archived)

NOOOOOOoooooooooo

I will never forgive atomic!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:27, archived)

O.K.,...no more mediocre bloody finger Jedis.

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:38, archived)

Not without tentacle rape too!

This is unforgivable.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:45, archived)

Oh...it's here: www.deviantart.com/atomicrapestuff

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:49, archived)

I got my cock out for a flaming 404??????

still.....
*fwaps over bubble creature*

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:51, archived)

:D-sorry

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:57, archived)

Protect the younglings from the tentacles!

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:45, archived)

Too late...they're all dead.

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:50, archived)

~~dead~~ pregnant with squids

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:56, archived)

Blue ray extended edition.

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:59, archived)

Enoch Powell on a Pogo Stick

(

thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:04, archived)

Off to deliver his infamous 'Rivers of Boing' speech.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:06, archived)

Hahaha

Isn't that an Orb song?

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:07, archived)

Little Fluffy Klansmen.

(

joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:31, archived)

What a responsible mother

Teaching her daughters not to cross the road until the bouncing bigot has passed.

(

Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:11, archived)

Could be worse.

Could be a cyclist like Norman Tebbit.

No fucking red lights here, pal - not on my fucking watch. And what do you mean this is a "Pedestrians only" pavement?! Geddoutofmyway!

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:17, archived)

*sings*

♫ Send the buggers back...

(

Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:14, archived)

Bugger me sideways

(

Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:18, archived)

Casual racism lols.

(

tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:28, archived)

It's just one of the funniest things

when Potter realises what that folk band were singing about. Classic.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:41, archived)

boing!

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rogan, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:27, archived)

That kid on the far right has a neck like an owl....

Speaking of far right......

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:32, archived)

That's She-neck Owell

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:33, archived)

Hahahaha

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:32, archived)

Hahaha

That's delightful!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 18:27, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:00, archived)

LOL ROFL etc

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:11, archived)

is this the end to fat man wanking?

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:11, archived)

Why no clicky link?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:12, archived)

Yay! slimming rays point them mofos this way!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:14, archived)

I gotta' say, that's a bit deus ex

Only he probably asked for this
Scarlet is giving Art humanities

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:18, archived)

SHIELDS UP!!!!!!!!!!!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:25, archived)

WE CAN'T REPEL EYEBROWS OF SUCH MAGNITUDE

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:33, archived)

YEY!

The fatness has gone.
The face has gone back to normal.
Yet the eyebrows remain the same...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:44, archived)

But the ray shrunk the clothes

which is fairly impressive.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:43, archived)

Ealing comedies should have had merchandising

(Anti Oxen lurks because he has no 'shopping skills., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:55, archived)

Pffft.

Sneaky repost.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:59, archived)

This needs a ***SPANG***

(Smale is stuffed, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:57, archived)

How about a Kind Hearts and Coronets "trace your genealogy" kit?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:10, archived)

This was the best I could come up with on the Ealing idea...

but it could do with added image-knitting skills...

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Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:30, archived)

for no reason

well, really, I was trying to make Eric Pickles look like this, but i couldn't do it, so I kept the mouth and did this instead

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:46, archived)

Peter Kay?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:48, archived)

~~mouth~~ whole of Eric Pickles's head

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:49, archived)

This is not the moon you are looking for:

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:52, archived)

Woo!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:53, archived)

I like the moon.

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:24, archived)

Hahaha!

Great!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:53, archived)

I feel a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices called me 'Shirley' and were suddenly silenced.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:08, archived)

A large ball of rock orbiting Alderaan, but that's not important right now.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:09, archived)

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Ninj, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:14, archived)

Hehe

"Ready to give those ewoks a licking?"

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:19, archived)

One day

I'll find my Beatles version of this and post it in reply to this.

It's the second time in a week I've wanted to do it

This is ace BTW

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:26, archived)

haha lovely

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:56, archived)

Woo!

I loved Carry On Star Wars Day.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:02, archived)

More Rainbow stuff! :D

(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 18:53, archived)

Chewie... have you farted?

(SonofRojBlake, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:33, archived)

beautifully done

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:21, archived)

Thanks!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:30, archived)

Fantastic!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:26, archived)

Looks like

I picked a bad day to give up photoshopping.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:31, archived)

a moon, what is it?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:56, archived)

207.44.242.20/board/10560350

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:00, archived)

I've never seen one before

No-one has. But I'm guessing it's a white hole.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:21, archived)

Tenshun!

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Ninj, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:47, archived)

Right...WHEEL!

Also - it occurs this old chestnut might be compo-worthy, if you'll forgive me plonking it here.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:56, archived)

Hahaha!

I did wonder how good an engineer Scotty could be if he didn't think anything was wrong with the wiring diagram of the Enterprise.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:12, archived)

2 warp engines, life support and inertial damping all running from the same 13 amp fuse.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:18, archived)

And through here we have the living ro... WAIT FOR IT, WAIT FOR IT!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:02, archived)

STAND AT ATTENTION YOU 'ORRIBLE LOT

this isn't the Lounge yet!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:05, archived)

Heard they are using a celebrity for their TV campaign

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:35, archived)

have a thing:

Click for bigger (330 kb)

spelling: choccy, choccie, chockie or chocky?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:58, archived)

and I'd go choccy

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:00, archived)

me too

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:02, archived)

hmmm, two votes; well I can't be bothered to change it now :D

edit: three!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:03, archived)

Choccy for sure.

Interestingly or not, in the sequel to Chuckie Egg, Chuckie Egg 2, the protagonist was working in an easter egg factory. FACT.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:02, archived)

good ol' Henhouse Harry ;D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:06, archived)

That's the man!

He had a cool hat.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:06, archived)

Choccy for me.

Also - woo.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:02, archived)

Ta BHW!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:05, archived)

That's purely in the context of chocolate - obviously doesn't take into account the game tie-in...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:10, archived)

Jonti knows how they make them so cremey

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:03, archived)

haha, oh my god... hopefully when Easter comes around next I'll have forgotton that image :P

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:04, archived)

i thought this is how we got creme eggs

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:14, archived)

awesome stuff

the excitement that game inspired seems pretty crazy looking back now.

(turbomerl, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:12, archived)

argh! they all look wrong

nice pic which ever it is

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:13, archived)

"If you want a vision of the future ..."

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:15, archived)

Creme egss already!!???

It's only bloody October!!???

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:18, archived)

yup, and the christmas fitting in shops right now are actually next year's...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:20, archived)

It's down to Global Warming Easter will be Christmas this year and Christmas will be next spring

Guy Fawkes night has been misplaced, and summer solstice will be Bi-Annual.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:28, archived)

i'd stamp on them all

thry're fucking rank

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:20, archived)

indeed

way too sweet

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:49, archived)

Yes that syrupy stuff in the middle is rank

now if they make a creme egg without the creme as solid chocolate instead then WIN!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:02, archived)

Creme Eggs are all kinds of fantastic... One day, I'll get a giant sized CE, and make myself extremely sick trying to eat the whole thing.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:08, archived)

You're all tasteless

Except for theoriginalsteve

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boris the spider, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:30, archived)

Super

I'm in the mood for some Shooting Stars now...

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fuscous, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:28, archived)

As we're in the 80's

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:32, archived)

choggis

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:32, archived)

Hahahahahaha!

Have a *click*

:D

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Ninj, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:33, archived)

cheers, N'!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:53, archived)

Erm - you have heard of 'Chuckie Egg 2 - Choccy Egg'?

Epic Bindun...

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:35, archived)

Roboprop(erty)

(Dekker, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:34, archived)

Arf!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:36, archived)

*wanders around abandoned house, remembering watching TJ Lazer, then punching a TV screen*

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:37, archived)

WHY NOT BAKE ME AN OTTER

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:43, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I would make an offer for that house, but I would only be willing to purchase it for the sum of one dollar.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:49, archived)

Hahahahaha!

They should set up a removal firm too "Dead or alive, you're coming with me"

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:52, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:53, archived)

haha

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:55, archived)

hahah

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:55, archived)

*spang*

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:15, archived)

brilliant, love the look on their faces.

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:42, archived)

It was the 80s. Everyone had that look on their faces.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:44, archived)

hahahah! Ace :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:06, archived)

Stay out of trouble.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:27, archived)

Tenuous pea?

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RedStar returneth, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:26, archived)

hahahahahhahaha

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:27, archived)

hahaha

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:27, archived)

hahhahahahahhahhahaahahhaahahhaahah

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:27, archived)

This is hilarious

Like Superman buying Batman a DVD of Zorro.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:28, archived)

HAHAHHAHAHAAHHAAHHAH

This made me office lol so much

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:28, archived)

What an absolutely marvellous picture of Carrie Fisher.

Just off to the toilet - back in 5 ... 10 minutes.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:28, archived)

www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsF/5733-25514.gif

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:35, archived)

ERECTION: KILLED

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:36, archived)

Are you referring to the uncropped original?

Oh, he's gone.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:35, archived)

You know she was only 17 during that film, don't you?

Nonce

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ousgg is not seeking approval, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 18:56, archived)

Is chewie eating pig snouts again?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:29, archived)

tenuous pearoasts in new threads

the stuff dreams are made of

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:30, archived)

is being shamed back to /talk

is what /board is made of? :)

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RedStar returneth, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:32, archived)

Don't be silly

/board is made of flimsy excuses to repost Freebase.

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boris the spider, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:32, archived)

good to know :)

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RedStar returneth, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:35, archived)

It's the Star Wars Haters they be Hatin'

I really don't mind people reposting as long as they give a respectable amount of time between posts and don't selfishly push newer stuff off the board when the board is slow it doesn't hurt.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:39, archived)

Unfortunately I have surprisingly few pictures of Freebase

so I'm going to repost something at least as irrelevant.

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boris the spider, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:39, archived)

my only ever freebase pic

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arrangedletters, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:42, archived)

Haha that works quite well

^ This has nothing to do with anything. Just the way I like it.

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boris the spider, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:44, archived)

the best pics never do

not that i'm saying this is the best i just like it

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:18, archived)

ahaha

he looks so proud of his chubs and his lovely bra

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boris the spider, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:20, archived)

that's a fair rack there

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:56, archived)

probably a very strong bra, too

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boris the spider, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:31, archived)

*prints out FAQ*

*rolls it up and beats self around the head with it just in case*

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RedStar returneth, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:34, archived)

no I think its made from some kind of web code stuff

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:38, archived)

I never forgive, Redstar.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:37, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:31, archived)

Arf!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:31, archived)

Ha ha ha

404 Alderaan not found error.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:34, archived)

Looks like one of my Cornish Pasties

/doesnotreallylooklikethatimakenicecornishpasties

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:34, archived)

of course you have to be in cornwall for them to be cornish now

ITS PASTY LAW!
/isincornwallrightnow

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RedStar returneth, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:37, archived)

Well I make a Devon Pasty my James was from Devon (Bere Alston and Plymouth)

and he would always pull the leg of any Cornishman by calling it a Devon Pasty - but Ivor Dewdney's Pasties in Plymouth rocked the socks off any Cornish one I had.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:42, archived)

too much swede in a Dewdneys for me

had one last week

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RedStar returneth, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:45, archived)

Maybe that was his brother's pasty shop in Cornwall

Ivor makes lovely pasties I don't mind the swede and when compared to those awful flakey pastry ones with the crimp on top and full of too much onion, carrot, peas and mince that seem to pass for a pasties up North here - Yuck!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:47, archived)

nah the Plymouth on opposite the tobacconists

TOOMUCHTURNIPDIDNOTFINISH.

anyone caught putting peas or chicken tika in a pasty needs to chucked down a mine shaft

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RedStar returneth, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:51, archived)

They would only want to be rescued live on the news

"Several so-called pasty makers are caught underground in a mine-shaft incident they swear to only use Onion, Swede/Turnip, Beef and Potatoes and a small amout of butter in any further pasty making. Discussion about crimp being on the side is still ongoing."

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:05, archived)

Is that a myth then that the further west you are the lower down the crimp is?

My mum's from west of Penzance and uses a decidedly lateral crimp.

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:10, archived)

Well traditionally the crimp is on the side and was to help the tin-miners eat the pasty without

getting their hands all over the main part - but there is always going to be variations especially as it's a general snack/meal now rather than just for tin-miner to eat more conveniently.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:20, archived)

hahaha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:35, archived)

There appears to be a piglet hiding in Chewbacca's mouth.

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.Yeti., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:20, archived)

haha!

wonderful...

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enceladus, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:33, archived)

Congrats on the FP :)

Funny how this never got FP'd first time round.

(

Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:05, archived)

RIS?

Fuck me a Pea and Star Wars. Should have stayed in bed.

(

spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:58, archived)

oh a Star Wars FP

AND a pea in a new thread!
by a /talk boarder.
I am honoured.
pfft! Thanks peeps!

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RedStar returneth, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 1:00, archived)

NOT THE PEAS!

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dunk3d, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:26, archived)

Brilliant...

Love the double take at the end.

(beerMatt, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 0:59, archived)

It's been a loooooong time.

What should I draw the'day?

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:01, archived)

An alpaca fucking a sheep up with a chainsaw.

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:01, archived)

a Japanese invasion fleet

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:01, archived)

with tits!

(which... actually exists as a meme)

Mecha Musume

I'm not disturbed that I know this.

I'm not...

*breaks down in tears*

Lol.

edit: Wow, there's some... wtf on that page

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:27, archived)

Jesus

Is there no end to their wrongess?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:30, archived)

Apparently

not (drawn willy alert)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:31, archived)

O_O

hahahahaha

that's pretty fucked up and probably NSFW :)

and NSFR too :)

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:33, archived)

drawn

yet also pixellated?

(

nivoser tangos with the devil, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:33, archived)

haha

it looks like one of happytoast's willies

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:34, archived)

he has more than one?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:36, archived)

I expect he has an extra shiny one, for Sundays

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:44, archived)

The complete set

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:45, archived)

is he japanese?

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inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:46, archived)

TENTACOCKS!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:48, archived)

Humanity depresses me

(

boris the spider, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:32, archived)

The whole notion of an orderly conformant society with no ills of it's own

is the real wtf.

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:32, archived)

True.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:52, archived)

theres a popular anime called Strike Witches

about teenage (if that) schoolgirls with no skirts, animal ears and tails. Oh, and propellors for legs.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdLr1iK8ZdM

Its this recent obsession with bland, cutesy girls which has made me go right off anime.

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:33, archived)

The uploader has not made this video available in your country. Sorry about that.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:43, archived)

really? Its ok on mine

what crazy country are you in?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:49, archived)

The crazy country of the netherlands

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:52, archived)

Bizarre imagination these people have

for a safety aspect the two propellors are very close together when she is flying if she closes her legs it could spell disaster.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:54, archived)

just a good job they dont close their legs then

and dont wear skirts

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:56, archived)

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:47, archived)

I think Japanese culture has contributed significantly

to the validity of Rule 34

(

Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:33, archived)

if there's something

someone has some way of lovin' it

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:34, archived)

how you holding up big man?

*tiny lols*

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:02, archived)

come on...

do we really have to tell you?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:02, archived)

Where's prodigy69's Statler and Waldorf gif when you need it?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:35, archived)

ill make do with this then

*denizens*
*squirrels with tits*

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:38, archived)

The concept of loneliness.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:03, archived)

A lovely flower.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:04, archived)

a crazy fan (dressed as a denizen in a schoolgirl skirt) of Art and his illustration work being held back by pip and kat.

;D

edit: otherwise, a lone wanderer surviving in a post-apocalyptic wasteland

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:04, archived)

a lone wanderer in a post apocalyptic wasteland

being creepily followed by an obsessed fan of the lone wanderer in a post apocalyptic wasteland.

with tits.

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:22, archived)

Your curtains.

They are watching you from the bushes, dude.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:05, archived)

YOU'RE NEXT MICHAEL ELLIS

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:11, archived)

Pfft. I'm not scared. BRING IT ON

*changes address and underpants*

www.ncccusa.org/pdfs/IFRmichaelellis.pdf

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:13, archived)

heh

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:24, archived)

I never forgive you!

/forgiven

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:14, archived)

Noir Veronica Lake-y squirrel three-four panel

(possibly where the puchline is '- And I never did.')

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:05, archived)

....

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sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:06, archived)

A scene from Akira like this clip

www.vimeo.com/10902055

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:06, archived)

släts not included

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:09, archived)

;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:10, archived)

A massive gypsy fight over a bag of horsecocks,

or an amazonian woman lost in a forest of felch-plants.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:08, archived)

these are good suggestions.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:16, archived)

Thanks. If he can combine the two, even

better.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:20, archived)

I endorse these suggestions as well

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:19, archived)

I like these suggestions but I really would like to know how JJ would visiualise a "Waste Troll"

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:21, archived)

He cant. He has no humanism.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:23, archived)

fucking shitty humanism!!!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:24, archived)

That's fucking shitty magnetism!!!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:25, archived)

it's my natural fucking shitty magnetic humanism!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:28, archived)

I never forgive, shitty magnets!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:29, archived)

Never Forgive!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:35, archived)

The 'Shit Demon' from Dogma?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:30, archived)

haha maybe this^

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:31, archived)

Ha ha!

It hides in parks and playgrounds pretending to be a novelty rubbish bin, waiting for people to feed it half eaten kebabs and cans of Dr Pepper.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:39, archived)

A hail of shurikens

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:11, archived)

squrriel girl with router problems

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skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:16, archived)

mmm, i'd like to ping her gateway

*wink wink nudge nudge*

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:18, archived)

deleting posts is an admission of wrongness :D :D

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:51, archived)

You are a wrong Jacksan, that was ring finger!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:17, archived)

Not having humanity

Or Chloe sporting that bumper sticker. Where? I'll let you decide.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:18, archived)

A waste troll

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:18, archived)

^ This this thisity this

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:19, archived)

this, very much this ^

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:19, archived)

Come to think of it:

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1377866

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:23, archived)

Voted for and replied

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:27, archived)

Ta!

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:30, archived)

nothing that involves rape, please

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inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:20, archived)

Unless it's rape between a tentacle and a consenting adult.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:21, archived)

HE COMES. HARD.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:22, archived)

zalg-ooooh

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inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:25, archived)

That's just called "surprise sex"

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:22, archived)

of course!

but paedophilia is no-no.

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inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:23, archived)

too soon?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:21, archived)

splendid idea

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fuscous, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:28, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:39, archived)

I love this

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inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:41, archived)

haha

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:08, archived)

Ha ha!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:31, archived)

something that involves rape, please

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fuscous, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:21, archived)

A field of yellow plants?

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:22, archived)

Tansy Ragwort

Doesn't think horses are best of all the animals

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fuscous, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:25, archived)

too soon?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:23, archived)

splendid idea

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inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:23, archived)

John Leslie driving a tractor through a field of oilseed rape?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:24, archived)

That's more rapey than a rapey thing can be raped

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:28, archived)

A veil over everything

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:22, archived)

haha

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:23, archived)

smokey and the bandit in an ice cream van selling dog turd cones to disabled children

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:23, archived)

hahaha

fuck, if he doesnt go for this, you should draw it

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:24, archived)

a sexy robot giving an unsexy robot advice on silver service waitering.

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:25, archived)

sexy waitering?

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inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:26, archived)

and how!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:30, archived)

a ferret on viagra

giving a rabid duck a dirty sanchez!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:29, archived)

Here's two badgers felching

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:32, archived)

dressed as hedgehogs?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:22, archived)

Given up with the alt profile then?

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:31, archived)

You want to believe?

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fuscous, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:33, archived)

something with tit.

a female ninja with big titties

fighting a female samurai, also with big tits.

while the big titted spirit of a dragon and a pheonix circle in the sky above them.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:53, archived)

Draw the England rugby team once again getting into trouble in New Zealand

This time, it involves using a kiwi and a pair of bellows to inflate a maori lady to enormous size. The kiwi's long slender bill is inserted into the ladies heavily tatooed anus, the bellows are filled with hot sulphorous gases from a Rotoruan mud volvano and and then pumped through the kiwi into the lady. The process is repeated until she is big and round at which point the kiwi is removed and the lady jets off on a violent expulsion of rich, stinking gas.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:55, archived)

^This

Especially the volvano.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:06, archived)

you never seen a mud volvano?

It's just like a mud volcano only more cunty

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:10, archived)

A bread maker

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monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:27, archived)

A JollyJack political cartoon

Or a sexy anthomorpised version of an animal that has NEVER BEFORE BEEN DRAWN WITH TITS!!11

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wangmaster2000, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:29, archived)

Yeah, amoebas with tits

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:41, archived)

Draw Edward the Baboon not forgiving Michael Ellis.

(REWRITABLE, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:41, archived)

I'd forgotten about Ed.

......he won't be happy.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:01, archived)

Draw a series of suggestive images of furries

because that's not going to attract the wrong kind of person from off of the internet

oh no

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:29, archived)

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