HOLY FUCK!
We have FUCKING HAILSTONES!!!!!!!!!
It's May for fuck sake!
EDIT: Aww, it's stopped already, now it's just pissing down.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
We have FUCKING HAILSTONES!!!!!!!!!
It's May for fuck sake!
EDIT: Aww, it's stopped already, now it's just pissing down.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
I will allow you to come to the bus station at 10.30 tomorrow with bacon rolls for me, ok?
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:39, archived)
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:39, archived)
You only have to deliver them.
You can piss off again after that.
Make sure there is tomato sauce on them though.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:56, archived)
You can piss off again after that.
Make sure there is tomato sauce on them though.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:56, archived)
Don't scrimp on the bacon either.
I don't want to be hungry on the bus.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
I don't want to be hungry on the bus.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
I got rather drunk last night.
I've only been drunk 3 times this year, each time in this month.
Lovely social anxiety distroying vodka, and your harsh cruel mistriss, the hangover.
Atually, it's not to bad, yay vodka and handfulls of verious painkillers !
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:34, archived)
I've only been drunk 3 times this year, each time in this month.
Lovely social anxiety distroying vodka, and your harsh cruel mistriss, the hangover.
Atually, it's not to bad, yay vodka and handfulls of verious painkillers !
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:34, archived)
Nah', it's not bad enough for that.
i meant, yay vodka for last night, yay painkillers for... well, I'm always taking them.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:40, archived)
i meant, yay vodka for last night, yay painkillers for... well, I'm always taking them.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:40, archived)
it rained a bit here yesterday
then it was sunny, then it rained again, then it was windy
I'm expecting a cold snap
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:49, archived)
then it was sunny, then it rained again, then it was windy
I'm expecting a cold snap
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:49, archived)
I've just finished eating my toast.
I might have a Feast now. Would you like to hear about what shoes I'm wearing?
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:58, archived)
I might have a Feast now. Would you like to hear about what shoes I'm wearing?
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:58, archived)
Played beach football this morning and our goal started to blow away.
Therefore my forecast for today is - Windy.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:39, archived)
Therefore my forecast for today is - Windy.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:39, archived)
You are more likely to get hail in Spring and Autumn that any other time of year
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
Well my sense was wrong it's actually early summer
Hail forms in strong thunderstorm clouds, particularly those with intense updrafts, high liquid water content, great vertical extent, large water droplets, and where a good portion of the cloud layer is below freezing 0 °C (32 °F). The growth rate is maximized at about −13 °C (9 °F), and becomes vanishingly small much below −30 °C (−22 °F) as supercooled water droplets become rare. For this reason, hail is most common in mid-latitudes during early summer where surface temperatures are warm enough to promote the instability associated with strong thunderstorms, but the upper atmosphere is still cool enough to support ice.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:51, archived)
Hail forms in strong thunderstorm clouds, particularly those with intense updrafts, high liquid water content, great vertical extent, large water droplets, and where a good portion of the cloud layer is below freezing 0 °C (32 °F). The growth rate is maximized at about −13 °C (9 °F), and becomes vanishingly small much below −30 °C (−22 °F) as supercooled water droplets become rare. For this reason, hail is most common in mid-latitudes during early summer where surface temperatures are warm enough to promote the instability associated with strong thunderstorms, but the upper atmosphere is still cool enough to support ice.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:51, archived)
Hello Mr Bogus
I am off to Forster Square in a moment to spend money I do not have. How are you?
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:58, archived)
I am off to Forster Square in a moment to spend money I do not have. How are you?
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:58, archived)
Bored and really looking forward to doing the last train from L**ds tonight
I asked for the day off too. Go to Home Bargains, you can get a big jar of pickled jalapeños for 89p.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
I asked for the day off too. Go to Home Bargains, you can get a big jar of pickled jalapeños for 89p.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
Oh, and I'll be in Forster Square station at 3 if you're about to cheer me up.
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( , Sat 9 May 2009, 13:02, archived)
Oooo we might be, I'll look out for you, will you be on the platform?
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
I got a train from Leeds once
I didn't realise the local custom was to elbow your way through the crowds of commuters the second the train came in sight
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
I didn't realise the local custom was to elbow your way through the crowds of commuters the second the train came in sight
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
Watch BBC2 from 12.30 - 1.00 today.
I'm on the telly. See if you can spot me.
Do you collect loose change?
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
I'm on the telly. See if you can spot me.
Do you collect loose change?
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
We've been saving it up for a while now.
To go towards our holiday.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
To go towards our holiday.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
I should point out here that Arsenal lost to Manchester United in the Champions League this week
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
i seem to accumulate it yes
i'm like fucking magneto the rate i attract shrapnel
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
i'm like fucking magneto the rate i attract shrapnel
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
What program?
and yep, I have a big bag full of coppers. Too heavy to take to the machine at Asda now though...
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
and yep, I have a big bag full of coppers. Too heavy to take to the machine at Asda now though...
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
I fill a Quality Street tin
It's usually about £40. Plus I like the noise it makes as you pour it into the machine at the supermarket.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
It's usually about £40. Plus I like the noise it makes as you pour it into the machine at the supermarket.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
What is the "machine at the supermarket" trickery?
Exec mentioned ASDA up there too...
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:59, archived)
Exec mentioned ASDA up there too...
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:59, archived)
coinstar machines, change all your shrap for a voucher
charge you 8.5p in every pound
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
charge you 8.5p in every pound
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
if you bank with barclays some of the lager branches also have a similar machine which charges you nowt and deposits the money into your account
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:08, archived)
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:08, archived)
You pour your money in a machine, it takes about 7% from you for the trouble.
Then you get a voucher that you can cash in in the shop.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
Then you get a voucher that you can cash in in the shop.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
We don't have those here.
Would save trailing it all the the bank.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
Would save trailing it all the the bank.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
So basically it's a machine which charges you for having money.
What sort of idiot no-brained spasticated cunt would use a machine like that? 7%? Fuck me, that's worse than some bank loans.
Here's an idea, just give the shrapnel to the woman at the till. She's not allowed to refuse it.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
What sort of idiot no-brained spasticated cunt would use a machine like that? 7%? Fuck me, that's worse than some bank loans.
Here's an idea, just give the shrapnel to the woman at the till. She's not allowed to refuse it.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
Of course she can refuse it
You can refuse anything over twenty coins of any denomination. Shut up.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:08, archived)
You can refuse anything over twenty coins of any denomination. Shut up.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:08, archived)
Not quite as clear cut as that on the legal tender rules
but if you're going to allow machines like that to exist, it's a massive disregard to money, capitalism and the whole idea of what you make money for. I might as well introduce a 7% poverty tax on anyone who wants to pay me in coins, if I were a trader.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:12, archived)
but if you're going to allow machines like that to exist, it's a massive disregard to money, capitalism and the whole idea of what you make money for. I might as well introduce a 7% poverty tax on anyone who wants to pay me in coins, if I were a trader.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:12, archived)
Bollocks
the machine charges a fee for providing a convenient service...more or less a perfect example of capitalism.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:18, archived)
the machine charges a fee for providing a convenient service...more or less a perfect example of capitalism.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:18, archived)
It charges a fee for converting perfectly good cash into store credit
Any cunt who willingly pays for a service like that is a premium-grade 700bn dollar bail-out hydrocephalic moron.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
Any cunt who willingly pays for a service like that is a premium-grade 700bn dollar bail-out hydrocephalic moron.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
If it were my shop I'd give it back to you in change
just to teach you not to be a cunt with your money.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
just to teach you not to be a cunt with your money.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
www.royalmint.com/corporate/policies/legal_tender_guidelines.aspx
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:19, archived)
The bank usually accepts it all.
As long as it's in bags in the correct denomination and amounts on the bag.
£10 in 20p's
£5 in 10p's
£5 in 5p's
£1 in 2's
£1 in 1's
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:23, archived)
As long as it's in bags in the correct denomination and amounts on the bag.
£10 in 20p's
£5 in 10p's
£5 in 5p's
£1 in 2's
£1 in 1's
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:23, archived)
Not around here they don't
They don't like cash at all. It's very odd.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
They don't like cash at all. It's very odd.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
I recall the missus trying to pay a few bags of cash into Lloyds
There was a limit. Mind you, she is suing them for something.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
There was a limit. Mind you, she is suing them for something.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
it's nothing to do with poverty.
If you're in poverty, you don't accumulate £50-worth of change, you spend it bit by bit because you don't have the option of just handing over a note.
The 7% is a tax on not having to be arsed bagging up all your change in the correct amount/denominations to hand it over at the bank no more than five bags at a time, not having to feel embarrassed holding up a queue while you count out shrapnel at the shops, and the convenience of being able to take the big bag of change to the supermarket (where you would go anyway) in order to change it into a store voucher (for a store where you would be shopping anyway).
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:32, archived)
If you're in poverty, you don't accumulate £50-worth of change, you spend it bit by bit because you don't have the option of just handing over a note.
The 7% is a tax on not having to be arsed bagging up all your change in the correct amount/denominations to hand it over at the bank no more than five bags at a time, not having to feel embarrassed holding up a queue while you count out shrapnel at the shops, and the convenience of being able to take the big bag of change to the supermarket (where you would go anyway) in order to change it into a store voucher (for a store where you would be shopping anyway).
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:32, archived)
last time i used one it was 98 pounds of loose change
for ease of exchange for notes it is a blessing, my bank will only take 5 bags of change a day
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:09, archived)
for ease of exchange for notes it is a blessing, my bank will only take 5 bags of change a day
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:09, archived)
They'll only take 5 bags without prior notice
But you were willing to lose over six quid of all that cash, just for the sake of making a phone call to your local branch?
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
But you were willing to lose over six quid of all that cash, just for the sake of making a phone call to your local branch?
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
6 quid? fuck it, doesn't even get me a packet of fags these days
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
no, I only use notes and cards and throw all my other money into a bin
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
i only use pennies and therefore never get any change
i find this to be the easy way to make life simpler
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
i find this to be the easy way to make life simpler
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
Are you the one who looks like a desperate loser who wants to be noticed?
I throw anything smaller than a twenty pound note at poor people.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:04, archived)
I throw anything smaller than a twenty pound note at poor people.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:04, archived)
there's poor people?
how revolting, why don't they get some money, or die
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:06, archived)
how revolting, why don't they get some money, or die
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:06, archived)
I couldn't give a fuck.
I'll be finished with my dissertation in TWO HOURS.
FUCK YEAH
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
I'll be finished with my dissertation in TWO HOURS.
FUCK YEAH
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
yes.
Bank it all.
Right my lovelies I'm off for a drink. seeya later alligators.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
Bank it all.
Right my lovelies I'm off for a drink. seeya later alligators.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
I'm /talk's ladies' man.
My life is made up of dry martinis and wet thighs. Most people want to be me.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:43, archived)
My life is made up of dry martinis and wet thighs. Most people want to be me.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:43, archived)
i've still never seen you
i'm going to load my car, imagine that
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
i'm going to load my car, imagine that
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
apologies.
have a tissue. I only give out internet hugs if asked for one. so that's all you're getting.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
have a tissue. I only give out internet hugs if asked for one. so that's all you're getting.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
true.
christ I could go a drink actually.
/thinks about going out to the pub.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
christ I could go a drink actually.
/thinks about going out to the pub.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
i dont click on peoples profiles
i care little for the shit contained and most seem to have some wacky quiz things describing what character they are in starwars or such shite
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
i care little for the shit contained and most seem to have some wacky quiz things describing what character they are in starwars or such shite
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
well mine was good for that one photo
mind you it's several years out of date
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
mind you it's several years out of date
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
Mine doesn't
It's meant to call you a cunt but Frank's done something shit to his code thing and now it's just black.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
It's meant to call you a cunt but Frank's done something shit to his code thing and now it's just black.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
too late to still reply
you fail
and with that i bid talk adieu
until we meet again
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
you fail
and with that i bid talk adieu
until we meet again
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
Hello children
How are we celebrating Blue Star being an old dwarf today? I will do so by having a ten hour shift, which will be lovely.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 10:50, archived)
How are we celebrating Blue Star being an old dwarf today? I will do so by having a ten hour shift, which will be lovely.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 10:50, archived)
i have other ones, i'll use those, i like the rattlers tho, they are nice and heavy
don't get no false indications from the small fish or the wind
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:09, archived)
don't get no false indications from the small fish or the wind
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:09, archived)
I was having a PANIC but It's ok now.
I have a concert tomorrow and I realised, although I booked and paid for the hotel room a few months ago, that the card I booked the room with had expired and I've not received my replacement yet. Which could cause buggery when I went to check in.
I phoned the hotel and told the phone monkey about my problem. He replied "The card you used to pay doesn't expire till next year..."
I told him the expiry date (last month) and he changed his tune. Said it wouldn't be a problem then went completely silent till I just said thank you and goodbye. Cock.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 10:59, archived)
I have a concert tomorrow and I realised, although I booked and paid for the hotel room a few months ago, that the card I booked the room with had expired and I've not received my replacement yet. Which could cause buggery when I went to check in.
I phoned the hotel and told the phone monkey about my problem. He replied "The card you used to pay doesn't expire till next year..."
I told him the expiry date (last month) and he changed his tune. Said it wouldn't be a problem then went completely silent till I just said thank you and goodbye. Cock.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 10:59, archived)
Who wants to walk the streets of Glasgow at all hours of the morning?!
The fucking bell-end can't even read the date.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:02, archived)
The fucking bell-end can't even read the date.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:02, archived)
Now you mention it
Mine runs out on 06/09. I have a hotel booked in That London for the beginning of the month.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:04, archived)
Mine runs out on 06/09. I have a hotel booked in That London for the beginning of the month.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:04, archived)
I phoned the bank last week and they apologised profusely.
Swore my replacement would be here by the end of this week.
Cunts.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
Swore my replacement would be here by the end of this week.
Cunts.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
london?!?!?!?!?1
wow you should like totally come and see me, and we could have a cup of tea in the ritz and that
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
wow you should like totally come and see me, and we could have a cup of tea in the ritz and that
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
Look
I've already spent an arm and a leg getting a hotel Up West. I'm taking sarnies and a flask.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:08, archived)
I've already spent an arm and a leg getting a hotel Up West. I'm taking sarnies and a flask.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:08, archived)
we could sit in hyde park, and that and have a cup of tea
not on a deck chair tho, they charge for those
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:10, archived)
not on a deck chair tho, they charge for those
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:10, archived)
A romantic picnic in the park.
The Sean Tully in him is probably moist at the thought.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:10, archived)
The Sean Tully in him is probably moist at the thought.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:10, archived)
don't tell him but i will take a book of poetry and read it to him whilst feeding him grapes
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
To be honest
I don't want to meet you. I fear the unfamiliar and I will actually be trying to get bollocksed so I can sleep through Mama Mia while the missus enjoys herself.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
I don't want to meet you. I fear the unfamiliar and I will actually be trying to get bollocksed so I can sleep through Mama Mia while the missus enjoys herself.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
don't tell him but i am really heart broken
i've been planning all this since he first mentioned he was coming to london in this thread, the time i've wasted :((((
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:15, archived)
i've been planning all this since he first mentioned he was coming to london in this thread, the time i've wasted :((((
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:15, archived)
chin up and that
he smells of piss anyway. the lengths i go to, to avoid the old cunt when i'm passing through yorkshire. tiring it is.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
he smells of piss anyway. the lengths i go to, to avoid the old cunt when i'm passing through yorkshire. tiring it is.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
Oh I heard it loud and clear, dear.
Along with the deafening hum of flies screaming for mercy as they tried to escape your cavernous clunge.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:25, archived)
Along with the deafening hum of flies screaming for mercy as they tried to escape your cavernous clunge.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:25, archived)
well, that's all my plans thrown out of the window
i suppose i will have to find someone else to share my time with, good day to you sir
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:14, archived)
i suppose i will have to find someone else to share my time with, good day to you sir
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:14, archived)
Did he sing "The card you used to pay doesn't expire till next year..."
To the tune of She'll be Coming Round the Mountain when she Comes?
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
To the tune of She'll be Coming Round the Mountain when she Comes?
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
The card you used to pay, doesn't expire till next year
The card you used to pay, doesn't expire till next year
The card you used to pay doesn't expire
used to pay doesn't expire
The card you used to pay, doesn't expire till next year
:)
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:04, archived)
The card you used to pay, doesn't expire till next year
The card you used to pay doesn't expire
used to pay doesn't expire
The card you used to pay, doesn't expire till next year
:)
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:04, archived)
it could
if you shortened some of the words.
"t'card you used t'pay does not expire til next year"
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:05, archived)
if you shortened some of the words.
"t'card you used t'pay does not expire til next year"
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:05, archived)
So what you're saying is...
It doesn't work (unless you change it...)
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:08, archived)
It doesn't work (unless you change it...)
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:08, archived)
That sounds like an Obamanism
I'd go with "phrasing it properly" ;)
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:16, archived)
I'd go with "phrasing it properly" ;)
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:16, archived)
Phone monkey?
Since when has a hotel receptionist, who almost singlehandedly represents the hotel you are staying at, been demoted to a phone monkey?
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:31, archived)
Since when has a hotel receptionist, who almost singlehandedly represents the hotel you are staying at, been demoted to a phone monkey?
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:31, archived)
When they are a cock.
Who can't read a bloody date. Can't say you're welcome or goodbye and was basically just impolite and didn't bother to trouble themselves to reassure a customer.
If it wasn't for the fact I've been to this hotel before and I like it I'd be increasingly worried that I was going to some hovel.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:39, archived)
Who can't read a bloody date. Can't say you're welcome or goodbye and was basically just impolite and didn't bother to trouble themselves to reassure a customer.
If it wasn't for the fact I've been to this hotel before and I like it I'd be increasingly worried that I was going to some hovel.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:39, archived)
Still, there's no need to be nasty.
Feel the love. Hate the hate.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
Feel the love. Hate the hate.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
I was 21 in Portugal
Of course, it was called Lusitania in those days.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:09, archived)
Of course, it was called Lusitania in those days.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:09, archived)
I just spend £100 on a printer and what not so I can print my dissertation
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:15, archived)
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:15, archived)
I might suggest it would be cheaper to borrow a mate's printer,
But what do I know?
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:18, archived)
But what do I know?
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:18, archived)
he'd have to buy some friends first, i suggest holding a comedy night
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:19, archived)
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:19, archived)
Mate's printer wouldn't be good enough.
The universities printer would cost me about £40/£50 for all the printing I need to do.
This way, I have a high quality printer for future use and can print my dissertation without it looking shit.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:23, archived)
The universities printer would cost me about £40/£50 for all the printing I need to do.
This way, I have a high quality printer for future use and can print my dissertation without it looking shit.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:23, archived)
Seminal emission.
LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 9:51, archived)
LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 9:51, archived)
I hope a terrorist attack kills your face off before they film you.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 9:53, archived)
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 9:53, archived)
People who spell vampire "vampyr" or similar should all be used for medical experiments and then gassed.
Along with people who spell magic "magick", fairy "faerie" and so forth.
Twats, one and all.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 9:57, archived)
Along with people who spell magic "magick", fairy "faerie" and so forth.
Twats, one and all.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 9:57, archived)
silence?
truly - an epic post sir.
If you don't like my name - Big deal. Call me Vamp or Cat if you are so horrified by the "yre" in the middle.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 10:00, archived)
truly - an epic post sir.
If you don't like my name - Big deal. Call me Vamp or Cat if you are so horrified by the "yre" in the middle.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 10:00, archived)
I'll stick with "Prick who'll strop off within a week"
if that's okay.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 10:02, archived)
if that's okay.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 10:02, archived)
hmmm ...
doesn't prick imply that I have male genitalia?
I'm actually very friendly you know. :)
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 10:03, archived)
doesn't prick imply that I have male genitalia?
I'm actually very friendly you know. :)
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 10:03, archived)
If Balders is being like that don't try to be clever, just tell him he's a piggy cunt.
According to my autocomplete it's what I call him.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 10:22, archived)
According to my autocomplete it's what I call him.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 10:22, archived)
According to my autocomplete it's what I call him.
It's for the best.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 10:25, archived)
That's right, he's mocking you because cats aren't typically vampires and not because of your dumb spelling.
Sheesh.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 10:00, archived)
Sheesh.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 10:00, archived)
Know when you're speaking to a god and show some fucking respect, you little cunt.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 10:07, archived)
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 10:07, archived)
I remember you promised us a Second Coming
but you just rolled over and fell alseep instead, you selfish swine
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 10:26, archived)
but you just rolled over and fell alseep instead, you selfish swine
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 10:26, archived)
I'm listening to Wave Twisters by DJ Q-Bert this morning.
It's set to be an ace day.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 10:28, archived)
It's set to be an ace day.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 10:28, archived)
Let's all just sit down, take some deep breaths and make some sandwiches until it all blows over.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 10:01, archived)
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 10:01, archived)
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
eee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 10:07, archived)
eee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 10:07, archived)
Baldmonkey is a fucking piggy cunt.
That's on autocomplete. I don't remember saying it.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 10:15, archived)
That's on autocomplete. I don't remember saying it.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 10:15, archived)
Did the prize involve time off for good behaviour and signing a register?
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 10:34, archived)
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 10:34, archived)
That wiki is actually fucking great
and should be used more often.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 10:35, archived)
and should be used more often.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 10:35, archived)
YES.
I like reading about b3tans present and past. I want Ding to come back.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 10:41, archived)
I like reading about b3tans present and past. I want Ding to come back.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 10:41, archived)
Christ, if I really squint, and preen my head close, and use as much zoom as possible
I can just about see your penis.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 9:53, archived)
I can just about see your penis.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 9:53, archived)
Good morning!
Did you do your seminal emission over pictures of JMG?
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 10:10, archived)
Did you do your seminal emission over pictures of JMG?
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 10:10, archived)
No.
I've made a life size model of him out of play doh and I've given it real eyes from a seagull so if he really concentrates he can see me.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 10:14, archived)
I've made a life size model of him out of play doh and I've given it real eyes from a seagull so if he really concentrates he can see me.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 10:14, archived)
Oooh play-doh.
Try not to eat too much of it. I know it claims to be non-toxic, but it's not good for you.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 10:21, archived)
Try not to eat too much of it. I know it claims to be non-toxic, but it's not good for you.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 10:21, archived)
What are your plans this morn?
I'm going to watch bobson AWESOME do his abseil for charity.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 9:41, archived)
I'm going to watch bobson AWESOME do his abseil for charity.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 9:41, archived)
Bobson AWESOME enjoys regular couplings with his closest female relatives
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 9:43, archived)
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 9:43, archived)
SHUSH
I've just got back from the strip club. Not quite drunk enough.
Got fondled by strippers.
Best friday ever.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 9:47, archived)
I've just got back from the strip club. Not quite drunk enough.
Got fondled by strippers.
Best friday ever.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 9:47, archived)
a combination
of housework and arsing about online until such time as my boyfriend wakes up. Then we have to go into town and find a birthday card and present for one of his friends.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 10:04, archived)
of housework and arsing about online until such time as my boyfriend wakes up. Then we have to go into town and find a birthday card and present for one of his friends.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 10:04, archived)
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah you need pizza
every one of you!
/makes giant pizza.
/bakes.
/slices up and hands out.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 8:15, archived)
every one of you!
/makes giant pizza.
/bakes.
/slices up and hands out.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 8:15, archived)
See, this is what i dislike about Ozzies.
Its the 'whackiness'
And the need to shorten everyones names.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 8:18, archived)
Its the 'whackiness'
And the need to shorten everyones names.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 8:18, archived)
And yet you shorten "Australians"
Into "Ozzies"!
Hypocrite!
I'm Whacky. Get used to it. /pokes out tongue
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 8:20, archived)
Into "Ozzies"!
Hypocrite!
I'm Whacky. Get used to it. /pokes out tongue
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 8:20, archived)
Hold on, you're a girl
I think im supposed to pander to you in the vague hope that you'll whap your baps out.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 8:22, archived)
I think im supposed to pander to you in the vague hope that you'll whap your baps out.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 8:22, archived)
Just talk amongst yourselves whilst i dig out the Pandertron 4000
Now where's that manual?
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 8:23, archived)
Now where's that manual?
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 8:23, archived)
was talking to people earlier today about how good pizza is in the early hours. or cold the morning after
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 8:19, archived)
aye
Very good stuff. I used to work in a pizza shop. I loves making pizza.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 8:21, archived)
Very good stuff. I used to work in a pizza shop. I loves making pizza.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 8:21, archived)
I find this very dependant on crust, - some crusts are rock-hard and inedible when cold, but some are lovely.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 8:22, archived)
depends on the thickness.
if you have it thinner and flakier it'll be easy to eat cold, if it's thick and chewy when hot it'll be rock hard when cold.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 8:25, archived)
if you have it thinner and flakier it'll be easy to eat cold, if it's thick and chewy when hot it'll be rock hard when cold.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 8:25, archived)
Ive always found that dispite what it says on the box, heating it in the oven is rubbish
Do it on a skillet or similar for far better results.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 8:25, archived)
Do it on a skillet or similar for far better results.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 8:25, archived)
The best pizza I've ever eaten was cooked on a Weber kettle barbecue.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 8:27, archived)
I had a great one in Italy
It had a whole baby octopus in the middle
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 8:28, archived)
It had a whole baby octopus in the middle
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 8:28, archived)
Wow, - if you spread the tentacles out evenly you could cut it into 8 slices and have one one each...
Or substitute a starfish if you fancied less slices...
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 8:29, archived)
Weber kettle barbecues
are the best barbecues ever invented. FACT.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 8:36, archived)
are the best barbecues ever invented. FACT.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 8:36, archived)
I agree, and as an Australian I believe you should be something of an authority on barbecues.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 8:47, archived)
Aha yep.
I remember when I was a wee lass my dad taking ages to get the Weber perfect - mum always used to complain but the new barbie we have has never cooked anything half as well as that weber did.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 9:03, archived)
I remember when I was a wee lass my dad taking ages to get the Weber perfect - mum always used to complain but the new barbie we have has never cooked anything half as well as that weber did.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 9:03, archived)
you my sir, are a genius
nothing beats the soft crust, i just don't have the energy to rip through it after a big night
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 8:29, archived)
nothing beats the soft crust, i just don't have the energy to rip through it after a big night
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 8:29, archived)
Grrr!
I hate having neighbours - you'd think that since their baby wakes me up with its screaming before 06:00 most days that they wouldn't have the audacity to come round here complaining about me using a circular saw in the loft at 07:00 on a Saturday...
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 7:47, archived)
I hate having neighbours - you'd think that since their baby wakes me up with its screaming before 06:00 most days that they wouldn't have the audacity to come round here complaining about me using a circular saw in the loft at 07:00 on a Saturday...
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 7:47, archived)
next time, if you see them coming
spill lots of runny ketchup all over you, and answer the door holding a very ketchupy chefs knife and a manic grin.
That'll learn 'em.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 7:49, archived)
spill lots of runny ketchup all over you, and answer the door holding a very ketchupy chefs knife and a manic grin.
That'll learn 'em.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 7:49, archived)
I thought so.
am lucky. I have no neighbours within earshot of my house. :D
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 7:54, archived)
am lucky. I have no neighbours within earshot of my house. :D
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 7:54, archived)
I shouldn't complain really, - the terrace the other side of me has been empty since I moved in a year ago, I'm sure I'll have lots more to complain about once the landlord lets it out to a posse of students and/or shouty foreign shift workers at some point in the future.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 8:00, archived)
Their baby already seems to have plenty to cry about...I might crawl through into their loft space with my circular saw and cut out "ceiling cat" style holes in the ceiling of each room...
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 7:51, archived)
I think you may be in the wrong here
And you clearly have very thin walls or their baby is stupidly loud. But still, it's a baby. Not a saw.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 7:52, archived)
And you clearly have very thin walls or their baby is stupidly loud. But still, it's a baby. Not a saw.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 7:52, archived)
I'd rather get woken up by a saw at 07:00 once in a blue moon than by a screaming baby at 05:30 most days... Though I do appreciate we have thin walls, which is why I dont march round to complain about their noise every time I get woken up.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 7:57, archived)
How can you complain about a baby crying?
What are they supposed to do, switch it off?
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 7:58, archived)
What are they supposed to do, switch it off?
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 7:58, archived)
I know the baby can't help crying, but they could probably have chosen until they could live in more appropriate housing before deciding to start a family, or could put the baby in the bedroom on the end of the terrace rather than right next to my bedroom.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 8:05, archived)
or maybe you could admit that you did the wrong thing and move on with your life
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 8:11, archived)
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 8:11, archived)
How on earth do you expect me to enjoy my weekend if I haven't spent a good 2 hours bitching about something that was probably my fault to strangers on the internet?
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 8:17, archived)
Well, I'm sure they feel the same
But there's not much you can do about a screaming baby. You on the other hand deliberately used your saw at a stupid time in the morning.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 7:58, archived)
But there's not much you can do about a screaming baby. You on the other hand deliberately used your saw at a stupid time in the morning.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 7:58, archived)
Maybe their baby actually slept through for the first time EVER
yet you woke it up, therefore making a rod for your own back for the next two years.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 7:57, archived)
yet you woke it up, therefore making a rod for your own back for the next two years.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 7:57, archived)
Anyway, fuck em and the results of their most likely regretted ,fetid, drunken fumblings
If they cant keep their mewling spawn quiet, why should you be?
Its not an unreasonable time or anything
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 8:08, archived)
If they cant keep their mewling spawn quiet, why should you be?
Its not an unreasonable time or anything
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 8:08, archived)
Why the hell did you think it would be a good idea to use the circular saw at 7 in the morning on a saturday, one of the only days a hard working person gets to sleep in?
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 8:09, archived)
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 8:09, archived)
I suddenly realised that a man was coming to service the boiler in my loft at 08:00, but that he wouldn't do the work unless there was a safe, fixed floor for him to stand on whilst doing so. Therefore I wanted to cut a piece of floor and fix it in position before he got here.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 8:12, archived)
You're a terrible person for this
I mean waking up a sleeping child simply so that a man can do his job safely?
Worse than Hitler.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 8:15, archived)
I mean waking up a sleeping child simply so that a man can do his job safely?
Worse than Hitler.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 8:15, archived)
Don't mention the war!
I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it!
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 8:16, archived)
I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it!
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 8:16, archived)
*Wafts lavender towards you*
/ac
Hello Condiment Elf, how are you?
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 7:21, archived)
/ac
Hello Condiment Elf, how are you?
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 7:21, archived)
Ooh Lavender
I am good but I have been up since 5.30... Why?! *sadface*
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 7:24, archived)
I am good but I have been up since 5.30... Why?! *sadface*
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 7:24, archived)
Pass.
Maybe your blood sugars dropped suddenly and your body had a panic attack and woke you up?
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 7:26, archived)
Maybe your blood sugars dropped suddenly and your body had a panic attack and woke you up?
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 7:26, archived)
Speaking of wobbles,
my ex has taken the snake and I didn't even get to say goodbye. I didn't want to say goodbye, it would be too upsetting, but the fact he didn't even offer was a fucking cheek.
Grr.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 7:27, archived)
my ex has taken the snake and I didn't even get to say goodbye. I didn't want to say goodbye, it would be too upsetting, but the fact he didn't even offer was a fucking cheek.
Grr.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 7:27, archived)
Yes. Yes I would.
If you could break the narcissistic selfish cunt's kneecaps for me while you're there, that would be wonderful. Just break them a little bit.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 7:29, archived)
If you could break the narcissistic selfish cunt's kneecaps for me while you're there, that would be wonderful. Just break them a little bit.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 7:29, archived)
/nips into work
/gets out meat tenderiser.
/hops on plane
/breaks the selfish cunts kneecaps.
/then his face.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 7:31, archived)
/gets out meat tenderiser.
/hops on plane
/breaks the selfish cunts kneecaps.
/then his face.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 7:31, archived)
Thankyou :)
It's just one of those things, you know? Even if I said no, I was/am obviously very attached to her, he could have at least waited for me to get back from work or something. If he says "Well I only had the van for a few more hours", what was stopping him transporting her in his car and she could have been moved this morning. Argh. Anyway, shut up Bats. Whinging crying stupidness OVER :D
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 7:34, archived)
It's just one of those things, you know? Even if I said no, I was/am obviously very attached to her, he could have at least waited for me to get back from work or something. If he says "Well I only had the van for a few more hours", what was stopping him transporting her in his car and she could have been moved this morning. Argh. Anyway, shut up Bats. Whinging crying stupidness OVER :D
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 7:34, archived)
*hugs*
sounds like a prick all round. You're probably better off without him.
/sends hugs from the OZland.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 7:37, archived)
sounds like a prick all round. You're probably better off without him.
/sends hugs from the OZland.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 7:37, archived)
There's a wocket in my pocket.
Annoying rhyme that is stuck in my head. Curse you Dr Seuss!
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 5:15, archived)
Annoying rhyme that is stuck in my head. Curse you Dr Seuss!
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 5:15, archived)
ohhh
it has fur and whiskers.
stupid cat.
Question - why do cats knead you with their claws?! it fucking kills!
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 5:23, archived)
it has fur and whiskers.
stupid cat.
Question - why do cats knead you with their claws?! it fucking kills!
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 5:23, archived)
It's their way of saying I love you, because you feed me
I'm off to bed, got a birthday party in a few hours & I'm off my pickle. Nice to make your acquaintance
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 5:26, archived)
I'm off to bed, got a birthday party in a few hours & I'm off my pickle. Nice to make your acquaintance
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 5:26, archived)
"off your pickle"? that's a new one.
have a nice sleep! nice meeting you too. :)
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 5:28, archived)
have a nice sleep! nice meeting you too. :)
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 5:28, archived)
This is in no way a roll call
I just couldn't be arsed scrolling down the page to see if anyone was still around.
Hello.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 3:31, archived)
I just couldn't be arsed scrolling down the page to see if anyone was still around.
Hello.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 3:31, archived)
no sir.
Am not new at all - have been here for two years!
Just don't swing around talk very often. Am usually found on OT :)
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 4:20, archived)
Am not new at all - have been here for two years!
Just don't swing around talk very often. Am usually found on OT :)
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 4:20, archived)
Is part of QOTW
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic
Is fluffy. Generally.
Do you like fluffy?
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 4:25, archived)
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic
Is fluffy. Generally.
Do you like fluffy?
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 4:25, archived)
quite honestly the most interesting
mental image I've had for a while. ta.
I don't have hair nipples. I'm quite thankful for that really!
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 4:30, archived)
mental image I've had for a while. ta.
I don't have hair nipples. I'm quite thankful for that really!
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 4:30, archived)
a motely collection
of fuckwits, halfwits, and some genuinely truly witty people who all try to compare penis length through a series of stories, each more fanciful, and spectacular then the last. At the end of the week - whoever has their story clicked the most has the biggest knob. Even if you're a girl.
It's grand fun. Notable names include Spanky Hanky, Legless, Che Grimsdale (a rare but epic poster), CHCB, Big girls blouse, Rachelswipe.
Common themse include: piss, vomit, shit, embarrassment, anger, love, and plain stupid stuff that makes you laugh out loud.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 4:39, archived)
of fuckwits, halfwits, and some genuinely truly witty people who all try to compare penis length through a series of stories, each more fanciful, and spectacular then the last. At the end of the week - whoever has their story clicked the most has the biggest knob. Even if you're a girl.
It's grand fun. Notable names include Spanky Hanky, Legless, Che Grimsdale (a rare but epic poster), CHCB, Big girls blouse, Rachelswipe.
Common themse include: piss, vomit, shit, embarrassment, anger, love, and plain stupid stuff that makes you laugh out loud.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 4:39, archived)
Ok you said nothing about people droning on & on about what they had for lunch
count me in
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 4:41, archived)
count me in
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 4:41, archived)
well that happens too
but only in Offtopic.
And it doesn't last long.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 4:42, archived)
but only in Offtopic.
And it doesn't last long.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 4:42, archived)
I've never really worked out why different bits of the same site operate seperately
but hey ho
welcome to talk anyway, we're generally a good bunch apart from banging on about what we've eaten / are going to eat
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 4:48, archived)
but hey ho
welcome to talk anyway, we're generally a good bunch apart from banging on about what we've eaten / are going to eat
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 4:48, archived)
I just ate a jam tart.
And now I feel a little sick.
Ta mate. :) /feels welcomed.
This is a much nicer welcome then OT - I was groped to kingdom come over there! But I don't remember who by...
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 4:53, archived)
And now I feel a little sick.
Ta mate. :) /feels welcomed.
This is a much nicer welcome then OT - I was groped to kingdom come over there! But I don't remember who by...
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 4:53, archived)
Ah it's only 'cos its late & no ones around
if you'd turned up during the day you would've:
Been accused of being several banned users
Been gazzed by several people asking to see your tits
Ridiculed if you mentioned you had a dying friend / relative
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 5:02, archived)
if you'd turned up during the day you would've:
Been accused of being several banned users
Been gazzed by several people asking to see your tits
Ridiculed if you mentioned you had a dying friend / relative
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 5:02, archived)
if people want to see my tits
all they have to do is look at my profile.
Maybe I'll stick around and see what happens. Its day time here in Aus - my night is your day. I have no dying friends or relatives and my writing style is too distinct to be anyone but me!
Should be fun ey chappie?
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 5:04, archived)
all they have to do is look at my profile.
Maybe I'll stick around and see what happens. Its day time here in Aus - my night is your day. I have no dying friends or relatives and my writing style is too distinct to be anyone but me!
Should be fun ey chappie?
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 5:04, archived)
no that's fur mate.
fluff is love and hugs and sugary crap.
You know - vomm worthy niceness? Yeah.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 4:32, archived)
fluff is love and hugs and sugary crap.
You know - vomm worthy niceness? Yeah.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 4:32, archived)
I therefore tend to think...
That I would fall into the "I'd rather have hot needles poked in my eye" category that undergo such niceness
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 4:35, archived)
That I would fall into the "I'd rather have hot needles poked in my eye" category that undergo such niceness
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 4:35, archived)
pants?
*rubs fluffy pants*
sadly they weren't fluffy before I washed them
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 4:36, archived)
*rubs fluffy pants*
sadly they weren't fluffy before I washed them
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 4:36, archived)
EVERYONE loves my fluffy pink pants
you're going to be mentally dressing the strippers in them
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 4:42, archived)
you're going to be mentally dressing the strippers in them
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 4:42, archived)
I have money.
how much money you need??
/checks pants for monies.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 5:07, archived)
how much money you need??
/checks pants for monies.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 5:07, archived)
Heh
my bank over here shows my balance in pesetas, that makes me feel REALLY rich
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 5:12, archived)
my bank over here shows my balance in pesetas, that makes me feel REALLY rich
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 5:12, archived)
I'm glad my money is in AUD
it's not worth nearly as much in the UK. 2.25 AUD to 1GPB.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 5:19, archived)
it's not worth nearly as much in the UK. 2.25 AUD to 1GPB.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 5:19, archived)
I just clicked on that b3ta flickr gubbins
with those OMGB4SH pictures.
Are you seriously like saying that you are all like seriously
FAT FUCKING MONGS
literally?
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:26, archived)
with those OMGB4SH pictures.
Are you seriously like saying that you are all like seriously
FAT FUCKING MONGS
literally?
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:26, archived)
INTERNET!
I'm off to bed.
Hugs and kisses to all you spotties, nerdies, fatties, virgins, and of course JMG who is also bald I hear.
Wuv oo xxxxx
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 3:06, archived)
I'm off to bed.
Hugs and kisses to all you spotties, nerdies, fatties, virgins, and of course JMG who is also bald I hear.
Wuv oo xxxxx
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It's genuinely, genuinely encouraged me at the darkest of hours.
"Mouthbreather or not?" is always a great game to play whilst viewing them.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:27, archived)
"Mouthbreather or not?" is always a great game to play whilst viewing them.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:27, archived)
I'm starting to feel guilty for posting Geordieal's photo on here now.
He didn't reply and it's made me think he's taken a huff.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:29, archived)
He didn't reply and it's made me think he's taken a huff.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:29, archived)
It's rare I show emotion. I know.
Maybe it's because he has Geordie in his name.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:31, archived)
Maybe it's because he has Geordie in his name.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:31, archived)
You crazy north eastern scamps.
With your barcode shirts and your boats and suchlike.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:33, archived)
With your barcode shirts and your boats and suchlike.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:33, archived)
Where are YOU from, whereabouts does The Baroness hitch up her undercrackers for the public?
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One was originally from South Bucks DAAAAAAAAHLING
Home counties, private schooled, upper middle class, pony riding girl gone bad.
EDIT: HERE
But I live in Norfolk now, which is pretty, but full of people who have never, and will never leave Norfolk.
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Home counties, private schooled, upper middle class, pony riding girl gone bad.
EDIT: HERE
But I live in Norfolk now, which is pretty, but full of people who have never, and will never leave Norfolk.
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It's understandable then that you are always striving for male attention.
As I'm quite sure that most of the males you grew up with were a bit of a Moohalaa.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:37, archived)
As I'm quite sure that most of the males you grew up with were a bit of a Moohalaa.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:37, archived)
I don't know anybody from South Bucks. mind.
Pencil yourself in as my correspondent.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:38, archived)
Pencil yourself in as my correspondent.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:38, archived)
I never get down there any more. I fear I rather burnt my bridges when I done become a teenage runaway
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I dared cross my mother, not something I'd advise
She's a prison officer in a nasty nasty prison now, but she only got that job after I left. She must've realised she had a talent.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:42, archived)
She's a prison officer in a nasty nasty prison now, but she only got that job after I left. She must've realised she had a talent.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:42, archived)
She's a real ballbuster JMG
When she discovered my 20 year old brother was looking at porn, ON THE INTERNETS, in the privacy of his own bedroom, she put on her work boots and kicked down his door.
MEASURED RESPONSE!
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When she discovered my 20 year old brother was looking at porn, ON THE INTERNETS, in the privacy of his own bedroom, she put on her work boots and kicked down his door.
MEASURED RESPONSE!
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I'm going to get Kerry Katona to give her a mother of the year award
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Very much so
We used to have annual discos with the local boys' school, there was so much sexual confusion. Outrageous.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:39, archived)
We used to have annual discos with the local boys' school, there was so much sexual confusion. Outrageous.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:39, archived)
It's less and less usual now
School discos are like drunken spotty orgies now apparently.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:42, archived)
School discos are like drunken spotty orgies now apparently.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:42, archived)
I'm very agreeable with my top off
It's best not to start an argument without clothes on.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:46, archived)
It's best not to start an argument without clothes on.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:46, archived)
It's a good job I'm sat down.
This is how GMoS must feel every night of the week.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:50, archived)
This is how GMoS must feel every night of the week.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:50, archived)
I heard a rumour he's going to climb the Eiffel tower from the outside then have sex with loads of French birds with big tits at the top.
Well played that man.
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Well played that man.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:52, archived)
The afterwards he'll send them away, and stand on the viewing deck...
Topless, brooding, all tousled hair and erect nipples.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:54, archived)
Topless, brooding, all tousled hair and erect nipples.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:54, archived)
Little knowing Moohalaa does that very same feat most weekends.
:(
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:(
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But that's at the top of blackpool tower and he gets sucked off by a Peter Kaye lookalike
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I went to one, I got to pretend to be a ninja with baldmonkey
It was the best moment of my internet life.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:29, archived)
It was the best moment of my internet life.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:29, archived)
This is lies
Everyone on the internet is a 42 year old fat trucker called Dave.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:31, archived)
Everyone on the internet is a 42 year old fat trucker called Dave.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:31, archived)
That's where I aspire to be in 10 years time.
Considering I'm 22 now, it would be quite a feat.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:34, archived)
Considering I'm 22 now, it would be quite a feat.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:34, archived)
Don't dream it, be it.
*is a whole year older than you, ruffles your hair patronisingly*
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:41, archived)
*is a whole year older than you, ruffles your hair patronisingly*
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:41, archived)
That's not where my hair is!
Pervert...
I'm going to bed now, goodnight.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:48, archived)
Pervert...
I'm going to bed now, goodnight.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:48, archived)
I doubt you'd fit in
space must be limited with so many FAT FUCKING MONGS.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:31, archived)
space must be limited with so many FAT FUCKING MONGS.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:31, archived)
let's have a competition
whoever finds the ugliest person in the flickr pool wins a flash of my tits
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:31, archived)
whoever finds the ugliest person in the flickr pool wins a flash of my tits
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:31, archived)
save yourself the bother
they're all so desperately unattractive it's as though they've all fused together into a single seething mass of ugly
with the emphasis on "single"
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:36, archived)
they're all so desperately unattractive it's as though they've all fused together into a single seething mass of ugly
with the emphasis on "single"
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:36, archived)
If you paint them with your fingers and your own shit, I think they're referred to as "daubings"
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 3:02, archived)
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Hmmmm
I'd rather go for a different species than even let my winky be in the same room than any of them.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:36, archived)
I'd rather go for a different species than even let my winky be in the same room than any of them.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:36, archived)
The standard of boarders has gone down since the first bash
You made us cunts look like fucking fashion models
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:31, archived)
You made us cunts look like fucking fashion models
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:31, archived)
It's like looking at pictures of a car crash full of naked mongs
that's crashed into a butcher's lorry
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:37, archived)
that's crashed into a butcher's lorry
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:37, archived)
being wanked over by naked bill oddie giving steven hawking a handjob
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( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:40, archived)
devided by -1
to create an endless fractal of depraved grossness
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:46, archived)
to create an endless fractal of depraved grossness
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:46, archived)
And with that thought I'm off to bed
I may refrain from my before bed wank after that. Though to be honest I think this may just make it all the more furious. Night Riggers.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:51, archived)
I may refrain from my before bed wank after that. Though to be honest I think this may just make it all the more furious. Night Riggers.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:51, archived)
Don't be a fool.
Things don't happen off the internet; the photos are clearly faked.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:38, archived)
Things don't happen off the internet; the photos are clearly faked.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:38, archived)
Sorry
these fat fucking mongoloid cunts probably can't help themselves, unless it's to another portion. We should encourage them to live a healthier, balanced lifestyle via the medium of the /talk popular page. Simply click on the following reply to help them on their way to being actual people.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:48, archived)
these fat fucking mongoloid cunts probably can't help themselves, unless it's to another portion. We should encourage them to live a healthier, balanced lifestyle via the medium of the /talk popular page. Simply click on the following reply to help them on their way to being actual people.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:48, archived)
Great! Hiya Dave!
Dave's here, he's in the corner with Dave. I think they're figging...don't tell Dave!
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 3:08, archived)
Dave's here, he's in the corner with Dave. I think they're figging...don't tell Dave!
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 3:08, archived)
I'm so drunk I can barely read the original post.
I'm guessing MONGS ETC.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:52, archived)
I'm guessing MONGS ETC.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:52, archived)
Fuck yes, my hands are running through your hkeys
I'm messing with regedit but WHO CARES!
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:58, archived)
I'm messing with regedit but WHO CARES!
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:58, archived)
Queens of the Stone Age. I've never seen them live.
What's your favourite type of seedless jam?
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:11, archived)
What's your favourite type of seedless jam?
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:11, archived)
I'M SO FAT FOR YOU!
I don't think you're ready for this belly
I don't think you're ready for this belly
I don't think you're ready for this belly
'cos my belly's too blubbalicious for your JMG
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:13, archived)
I don't think you're ready for this belly
I don't think you're ready for this belly
I don't think you're ready for this belly
'cos my belly's too blubbalicious for your JMG
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:13, archived)
Redcurrant jelly.
God I'm exciting. I've been out tonight with real people and alcohol and food and everything.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:15, archived)
God I'm exciting. I've been out tonight with real people and alcohol and food and everything.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:15, archived)
I've got loads of friends, am going to get a good degree from a top 10 uni, a boyfriend, a job, a house, a lovely family and some pretty shoes.
What am I doing on the internet?
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:21, archived)
What am I doing on the internet?
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:21, archived)
Limey, don't leave yourself open like that!
I actually had to stop myself from writing something bitchy, and I'm nice.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:23, archived)
I actually had to stop myself from writing something bitchy, and I'm nice.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:23, archived)
I can only assume that Sexface is either dead or busy playing his mp3s to almost four people on internet radio
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:27, archived)
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Oh I know. It's a joke innit.
I'm a fat ugly internet bird like the rest deep down.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:32, archived)
I'm a fat ugly internet bird like the rest deep down.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:32, archived)
Aaaah, we're all useless attention whores
Otherwise we'd be watching telly. Telly doesn't judge, but then it doesn't have JMG.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:35, archived)
Otherwise we'd be watching telly. Telly doesn't judge, but then it doesn't have JMG.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:35, archived)
And it no longer has gorgeous Phil from Durham who I have a secret crush on.
Don't tell anyone.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:36, archived)
Don't tell anyone.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:36, archived)
he looks more like slim than me
maybe that's where he went. He decided to get two bricks and bang his bollocks till he could sing a high c#
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:22, archived)
maybe that's where he went. He decided to get two bricks and bang his bollocks till he could sing a high c#
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:22, archived)
do they make cabbage jam?
they fucking well should, I'd well buy that
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:17, archived)
The fact that everyone ignored you should clue you in, but...
That's not funny
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:21, archived)
That's not funny
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:21, archived)
Well I suppose it's better than being a tranny with a tiny cock
it's be like the revealing moment in the crying game but instead of vomiting the guy would piss himself laughing.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:28, archived)
it's be like the revealing moment in the crying game but instead of vomiting the guy would piss himself laughing.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:28, archived)
It's much funnier to be like, "Oh yeah I wanna sit on your face" and then teabag them.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:30, archived)
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:(
That poor Mule.
I hope he got down from there and filled in whoever caused that.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:19, archived)
That poor Mule.
I hope he got down from there and filled in whoever caused that.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:19, archived)
As long as I don't have to be nice to you
Or listen to you witter on about your 60 year old ex girlfriend who made you cum three times in one night but then afterwards you couldn't keep an erection so you just had horrible norfolk wrinkly naked cuddles then she left you for some bloke from Kings Lynn.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:24, archived)
Or listen to you witter on about your 60 year old ex girlfriend who made you cum three times in one night but then afterwards you couldn't keep an erection so you just had horrible norfolk wrinkly naked cuddles then she left you for some bloke from Kings Lynn.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:24, archived)
It's like someone spent a week eating cabage and drinking out of date capri suns
jesus
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jesus
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:12, archived)
bored of that thread already
what's your favourite thing to sit on?
I'm a big fan of the sofa but I suppose swivel chairs are pretty cool too. I have no time for benches. And those Japanese things you have to kneel on can fuck RIGHT off.
ALT: football
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:54, archived)
what's your favourite thing to sit on?
I'm a big fan of the sofa but I suppose swivel chairs are pretty cool too. I have no time for benches. And those Japanese things you have to kneel on can fuck RIGHT off.
ALT: football
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he's just crying off ill because he's scared of getting stabbed, the fat spastic
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be honest now, do you see Barca doing any better than the Arse managed?
it took them an hour and a half to get a realistic chance on goal and by that time Cech's eyes were so full of tears he couldn't see properly
I am quietly confident
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:02, archived)
it took them an hour and a half to get a realistic chance on goal and by that time Cech's eyes were so full of tears he couldn't see properly
I am quietly confident
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:02, archived)
They'll be better than that on the night.
Messi rarely plays that poorly for three Champions League games in a row.
Saying that.. He didn't exactly set the world alight last season up against Evra either.
I think you should field Manucho.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:04, archived)
Messi rarely plays that poorly for three Champions League games in a row.
Saying that.. He didn't exactly set the world alight last season up against Evra either.
I think you should field Manucho.
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I find it difficult to watch actual football these days
this is why I'm looking forward to Monday night.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:12, archived)
this is why I'm looking forward to Monday night.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:12, archived)
We must ensure
that the Tyneside/Yorkshire "derby" doesn't repeat next season.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:16, archived)
that the Tyneside/Yorkshire "derby" doesn't repeat next season.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:16, archived)
look, you don't have to talk about chairs
I only started a thread because the other one was so desperately dull and tedious
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:57, archived)
I only started a thread because the other one was so desperately dull and tedious
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:57, archived)
Well, it wasn't going to
but if you insist.
I find JMG's mum's face quite good to sit on.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:59, archived)
but if you insist.
I find JMG's mum's face quite good to sit on.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:59, archived)
In this photo are you breathing out of your mouth, ears, nose or a combination of all three?
yfrog.com/4c2797164596ebf9ea3f1fj
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yfrog.com/4c2797164596ebf9ea3f1fj
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:00, archived)
There appears to be a young John Peel cracking one out in that picture
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:03, archived)
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bloke at the back seems to have caught the full blast of a particularly meaty trouser cough
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I'm not much for sitting, I'm a laying man
If I can partake in any activity whilst lying down, my productivity increases. The NHS refuse to invest in work hammocks currently which is the shame but it's their loss as I work slower.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:57, archived)
If I can partake in any activity whilst lying down, my productivity increases. The NHS refuse to invest in work hammocks currently which is the shame but it's their loss as I work slower.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:57, archived)
one of these
www.officereality.co.uk/images/fullsize/seating/24/panther.jpg
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www.officereality.co.uk/images/fullsize/seating/24/panther.jpg
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:57, archived)
Everton are best
Anybody that supports them in the final is NOT A TWAT. Figure out the other side for yourselves.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:03, archived)
Anybody that supports them in the final is NOT A TWAT. Figure out the other side for yourselves.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 2:03, archived)
As promised, I have returned from the pub.
Suitably imbibed, and none the wiser. Cycling home was probably a bit of a mistake whilst a tad tipsy, anybody cycled whilst drunk?
Otherwise, what have you eaten or something?
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:50, archived)
Suitably imbibed, and none the wiser. Cycling home was probably a bit of a mistake whilst a tad tipsy, anybody cycled whilst drunk?
Otherwise, what have you eaten or something?
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:50, archived)
Why have things gotten so bad
that you spend so much time replying to yourself?
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:53, archived)
that you spend so much time replying to yourself?
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:53, archived)
Subway and g"££$%yreGINONONOXOXOXXOOZOZOZOZO or whatever he is called this week
Hates it
but oh well
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:53, archived)
Hates it
but oh well
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:53, archived)
Nothing. Lunch at 1 then about 4 chips at around half 7.
I feel this is a mistake.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:53, archived)
I feel this is a mistake.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:53, archived)
You're doing better than me
I've eaten a few slices of chorizo today
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:56, archived)
I've eaten a few slices of chorizo today
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:56, archived)
God
Where on the web is a picture of that smug cunt with coffee and croissants?! No googling has helped!
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:55, archived)
Where on the web is a picture of that smug cunt with coffee and croissants?! No googling has helped!
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:55, archived)
I have cycled pissed before
in fact on numerous occasions coming home from the nightclub I worked in, due to that fact that back then you could not get a taxi after 1am around here.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:55, archived)
in fact on numerous occasions coming home from the nightclub I worked in, due to that fact that back then you could not get a taxi after 1am around here.
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Should've just hired a private jet, what kind of promoter are you?
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Would anybody like to have a tearful outburst at me before bed?
It's getting to be around that time of the week again.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:32, archived)
It's getting to be around that time of the week again.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:32, archived)
I would like more blackcurrant cordial
It makes the Strongbow taste nice, instead of appley* shite.
*I know this isn't a word, but I'm Googling FUCK ALL.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:36, archived)
It makes the Strongbow taste nice, instead of appley* shite.
*I know this isn't a word, but I'm Googling FUCK ALL.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:36, archived)
Might I RECOMMEND HIGH JUICE
I use that in my snakebite.
No I will not correct that.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:37, archived)
I use that in my snakebite.
No I will not correct that.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:37, archived)
Come on JMG
the world needs an approved bedtime story. Hop to it.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:40, archived)
the world needs an approved bedtime story. Hop to it.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:40, archived)
You are not JMG
though I appreciate you giving him a helping hand.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:43, archived)
though I appreciate you giving him a helping hand.
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Down in west newcastle, born and raised.
In the dole queue is where I spent the most of my days.
Sittin' and-a fillin' forms, checkin' the kiosk, lightin' up a rolly outside to look cool.
When a couple of guys, who were up to no good, stole my P45 and my hair.
So I got in one little fight, and my mum got scared,
She said Jammy, you're moving back home.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:54, archived)
I've just been thrown about a bus, because the driver was loony
The rattling sounded like it was going to just fall apart :(
Fucking London.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:40, archived)
The rattling sounded like it was going to just fall apart :(
Fucking London.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:40, archived)
Gotta love a London nightbus.
We were on the 253. It wasn't as bad as the 29 in front of us.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:47, archived)
We were on the 253. It wasn't as bad as the 29 in front of us.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:47, archived)
three rounds of toast with marmalade and a nice cup of fresh coffee ... oh
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No I am quite cheerful and full of lolbooze and loldrugs.
lol. Internet.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:45, archived)
lol. Internet.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:45, archived)
Oh, could I, please?
It's gotten to be around that time of the month again.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:50, archived)
It's gotten to be around that time of the month again.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:50, archived)
ARBITRARY NEW THREAD TIME
Things. Stuff. Booze. Minge. Crabs. JMG. Pasties.
Discuss it all here!
EDIT: I'm drinking cider and listening to Mansun? Who else likes either of the aforementioned?
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:17, archived)
Things. Stuff. Booze. Minge. Crabs. JMG. Pasties.
Discuss it all here!
EDIT: I'm drinking cider and listening to Mansun? Who else likes either of the aforementioned?
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:17, archived)
This phrase used to be reserved for Spider
Unfortunately he now lives further away from me than you do, making you my Default Favourite Irish.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:19, archived)
Unfortunately he now lives further away from me than you do, making you my Default Favourite Irish.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:19, archived)
Eventually you will succomb to my charm, just as he did
Begorrah, etc.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:21, archived)
Begorrah, etc.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:21, archived)
I hear you can buy it in SHOPS
Keep it to yourself.
*secret handshakes*
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:20, archived)
Keep it to yourself.
*secret handshakes*
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:20, archived)
Not in Spain
I'm waiting for a local bar to get me in some Spanish cider but I don't have high hopes
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:21, archived)
I'm waiting for a local bar to get me in some Spanish cider but I don't have high hopes
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:21, archived)
I went to a pub without a single drink I reckongized so ended up drinking Vodka, Lemonaid and Blackberry Cordial all night.
I've decided that I quite like alchole now, as long as it doesn't taste of alchole.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:20, archived)
I've decided that I quite like alchole now, as long as it doesn't taste of alchole.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:20, archived)
I had cider & black earlier
I wanted to see what the fuss was about. Turns out it was rather nice. I feel like a puff :(
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:22, archived)
I wanted to see what the fuss was about. Turns out it was rather nice. I feel like a puff :(
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:22, archived)
I'm not a fan of cider
but I like some Mansun songs, and I once saw them live.
Gonzo has gone to a rock club in Camden tonight. Supermatt is scared he might not know how to get home.
edit - apparently he didn't go for long
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:21, archived)
but I like some Mansun songs, and I once saw them live.
Gonzo has gone to a rock club in Camden tonight. Supermatt is scared he might not know how to get home.
edit - apparently he didn't go for long
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:21, archived)
Download 'Kleptomania'
One of the best albums I own. Full of B-sides that should have been singles in their own right.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:23, archived)
One of the best albums I own. Full of B-sides that should have been singles in their own right.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:23, archived)
It won't be as good as "8 arms to hold you" by Veruca Salt
That's my favourite album. Most of the time.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:25, archived)
That's my favourite album. Most of the time.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:25, archived)
I bet they are still rocking madly as we write this.
on the internet.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:26, archived)
on the internet.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:26, archived)
Drunk girl on the internet.
How do we get to see your tits then?
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:30, archived)
How do we get to see your tits then?
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:30, archived)
I am also drunk
Hello!
I just realised I haven't eaten for at least 9 hours. This may explain my poor alcohol tolerance.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:32, archived)
Hello!
I just realised I haven't eaten for at least 9 hours. This may explain my poor alcohol tolerance.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:32, archived)
Do they get drunk and hold hands, eat chinese and watch hollyoaks together?
Then we see the late nght special...
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 0:55, archived)
Then we see the late nght special...
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 0:55, archived)
I dispute this
For I have had alcohols. Therefore, you are inferior
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:01, archived)
For I have had alcohols. Therefore, you are inferior
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:01, archived)
Chuck in Ant & Dec as the nosy neighbours
it's got hit all over it
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 0:57, archived)
it's got hit all over it
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 0:57, archived)
I was thinking JMG and Esme as the couple next door
and Will Smith as Gonzo's unrequited love interest
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:07, archived)
and Will Smith as Gonzo's unrequited love interest
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:07, archived)
What's the money like?
Can I have JMG's hair allowance, seeing as he doesn't need it.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:08, archived)
Can I have JMG's hair allowance, seeing as he doesn't need it.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:08, archived)
I would request a cameo
but I'm too scared of Sexface raping me.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:10, archived)
but I'm too scared of Sexface raping me.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:10, archived)
I'm watching Tori Amos being fit and musical on YouTube
That is all.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:03, archived)
That is all.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:03, archived)
I'm watching Vertical Limit.
It's so painfully awesome. What the hell is going on with that belay stance in the opening scene? The rope setup doesn't make any sense at all!
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:04, archived)
It's so painfully awesome. What the hell is going on with that belay stance in the opening scene? The rope setup doesn't make any sense at all!
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 1:04, archived)
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