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# Moore Fury!
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:04, archived)
# ARGH!
Kill it with sporks!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
/runs
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:05, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHH
runs behind sofa
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Daddy?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Yes?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Maybe not.
Jeremy Kyle DNA test?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:14, archived)
# YOU ARE
the father of your sister's 3rd child's dad's chav mum
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:15, archived)
# So,
what you're saying is that I am my Chav Mother's owen father and therefore must be my own Grandfather?

Excellent! I can buy MYSELF worthers original now...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:18, archived)
# this is the only logical reaction to such delicate issues
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Chips
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:06, archived)
# ACE!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:06, archived)
# PATRIC MOORE WANTS HIS XYLOFONEIEO BACK!
RUN!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:06, archived)
# What the holy moly?!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Hahahaa, That's ace!
*chases*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Where's the cane and bowler hat?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:08, archived)
# This is the running version
believe it or not!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Looks more like the stationary moonwalk.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Looks like my uncle's wedding dance...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:16, archived)
# MONOCLED DEVASTATION STOMP
...I'm sure that was a Fall b-side
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:07, archived)
# magnificent
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:08, archived)
# HAHA! Fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:08, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:13, archived)
# is this a Bros tribute band?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:16, archived)
# hahahaha - genius!
Moore is always furious!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:23, archived)
# whooo
Reminds me of Cyriak's stuff
(feeeshboy Warning: mysql_fetch_beer():, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:17, archived)
# runs
hides
(I helped save b3ta! kahuna Mangled-at-the-bottom-of-the-cliff, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)
[challenge entry] ...um...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Backstreet Boys
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:04, archived)
# I look forward to daily installments.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:04, archived)
# 3 colours
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Red?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:05, archived)
# I tried but I couldn't get past the first chapter
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:07, archived)
# i vaguely remember them
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:08, archived)
# haha
I like this much.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Pfft!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Ha
I see what you did there.

Needs more nekkid tiem.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:04, archived)
# NSFW!

* Too Blue

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:04, archived)
[challenge entry] i did a comic
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:05, archived)
# do more!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:06, archived)
# this is lovely
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:10, archived)
# this wins everything!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:11, archived)
# It's a comment on Internet security.
See, it's a Firewall!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:12, archived)
# hahah lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:13, archived)
# why
that reminds me a bit of the only skugosaurus i've ever drawn

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:14, archived)
# oooh, semi skug
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:17, archived)
# whore time!


Click for bigger (232KB)



Click for bigger (396KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:30, archived)
# saucy!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:06, archived)
# for the money and the free rides...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:06, archived)
# It was on the good ship Venus...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:01, archived)
# OOKOOLAYLAY
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Micto's ...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Funky Chicken!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:03, archived)
# first we gonna rock, then we gonna roll
chicken sandwiches all around!
Yargh! pirates! :D woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:03, archived)
# By christ you should have seen us...!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:04, archived)
# the figurehead was a whore in bed
..........
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:05, archived)
# And the mast was the Captain's penis
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Pirate Jim Royle?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Is it a relation of Cap'n Wow?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:07, archived)
# He sits around doing sod all all day....
so yes!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Do Want...
:(
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:19, archived)
# my arse!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:04, archived)
# YAY!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:08, archived)
[challenge entry] My first ever image post!


Hooray for Mogg!
(Mogg Questioned her own sanity on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Susie's hot.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)
# In which case
Probably not wearing very much then.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Hurray!
only a couple of months between our b3tadays and yet . . .

Mogg = 6 posts
DTH = 69433 posts


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)
# oh dear...
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:51, archived)
# whaddaya mean, his were all better than mine!?
his were all better than mine!?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Hers
and not at all, yours are all of the highest quality... just... it's such a shame to see a wasted life :(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:54, archived)
#
me: 4 years 6 months 7 days 17929 posts
you: 3 years 8 months 7 days 69434 posts

O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:57, archived)
# uhoh...
# a member for 1 year, 10 months and 3 days
# has posted 16048+ messages on the main board
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Ahem...
5 years, 11 months and 23 days
267 (now 268) posts

I don't know if I should be ashamed or proud
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:00, archived)
# yes you should :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:01, archived)
# pants! i missed my B3ta day!
a member for 1 year, 0 months and 19 days
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:02, archived)
# is it really a year since Ironman copped out of getting his kit off?
you scared Tutt away
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:04, archived)
# ha ha!
it must be!

if only i could remember ironman's password, or even the email address i registered him with.....
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:05, archived)
# both consecutively
then concurrently
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:02, archived)
# *achieves ambivalence*
...
*brain melts*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:08, archived)
# LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:03, archived)
# It's a skill
My application is is with the Olympic committee to make it an Olympic event.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:05, archived)
# hmm
# a member for 2 years, 2 months and 29 days
# has posted 1546 messages on the main board
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:00, archived)
# you swore!
*puts tipex on your name*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:02, archived)
# COCK OFF
it's a bad habit of mine.

and you've got tipex all over your screen now :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:03, archived)
# that's not tipex!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:11, archived)
# eurgh
it's sticky
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:13, archived)
#
# a member for 1 year, 4 months and 13 days
# has posted 1989 messages on the main board
# has posted 3716 messages on the talk board

I feel dirty :(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:02, archived)
# You feel dirty?
a member for 3 years, 5 months and 16 days
has posted 36449 messages on the main board
has posted 310 messages on the talk board
has posted 15 messages on the links board
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Not as dirty as me, mate.,
# a member for 4 years, 0 months and 2 days
# has posted 511 messages on the main board
# has posted 8948 messages on the talk board
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Me
a member for 4 months and 28 days
has posted 2692 messages on the main board (most of them shight)


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:04, archived)
# quality
not quantity
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Ah crap

/has neither
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:01, archived)
# I agree
# a member for 2 years, 8 months and 29 days
# has posted 221 messages on the main board
# has posted 0 messages on the talk board
# has posted 0 messages on the links board
(I helped save b3ta! Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:10, archived)
# haha
hooray for Mogg indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)
# I would
Susie that is
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Hobbes knobs
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:01, archived)
[challenge entry] poor batman
(I helped save b3ta! skullface, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Excellent!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Perhaps Master Bruce would like his arse tickling?
EDIT: Incidentally... I saw a six year-old boy this morning dressed as Batman, and he had the exact same 'physique' as Adam West. That is, he was a fat little cunt...
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:44, archived)
# sure he wasn't wearing one of these suits?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Ha!
No. Those are just plain terrifying.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:05, archived)
# It's great, but a touch huge don't you think?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:44, archived)
# this ^ +
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:47, archived)
# <img src="http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/56885/1204894448/pissoffalfredpg57.jpg">
Or use this!!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:54, archived)
# yes!
see there are nice b3tans out there who don't shout and scream at oversized filesizes... i think i shall shout back at them shortly :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:58, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Oops...
First time posting an image. Now changed for a smaller version.
(I helped save b3ta! skullface, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)
# YAY!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)
# ha ha!
i want a pinny!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Very good
but what Mrs T said x4!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)
# YES
WIN
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)
# This ¬
www.b3ta.com/board/8145626

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)
# winner
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Top lurkage :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:54, archived)
# simple and sweet
likey
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:10, archived)
# mini compo: write a newsletter subjectline
and write a good un
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Four Fuck Minimum

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)
# ^ This
completely.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I agree with absolutely everything in the preceeding post.
Twice, if necessary*



*contents may settle in a transit.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:52, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Ispwich Town 7 Shrewsbury Rovers 7
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Nurse!
He's out of bed again!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:41, archived)
# See?
www.b3ta.com/board/8145727
God, I feel like Cilla
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)
# this space left intentionally wank
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:41, archived)
# gluing printed emoticons to your children's faces
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)
# HERE ARE THE RESULTS TO YOUR AIDS TEST
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)
# officelol
now has to be explained, you bastard
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)
# I'll slip you fifty bob for that cat you're carrying
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)
# "a newsletter subjectline"

and here is my good

Done - WINS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Spring has come, de grass is riz, de newsletta dat makes you jizz
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)
# EAR CATARACTS?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Hello
*waves hand in the air*

What is all this "ear" business about, i must have missed something.
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)
# ..
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=pTHw0lM7O0Q
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)
# hahaha
Thank you.

How sureal
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)
# He did it earlier in the series
after there was summat in emmerdale or summat that went like this

Randomer: No, we can't let her find out she's got cataracts
Randomer with cataracts getting out of car: Cataracts?
Other randomer: Cataracts?
Randomer #4: Cataracts?
first Randomer: No, mum!
Randomer #5: Cataracts?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:54, archived)
#
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=au2gXTRd_x4
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:57, archived)
# It was a follow on from this:
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4qxYhji_sd4
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:55, archived)
# EAR CATARACTS?!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Farmers?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:55, archived)
# EAR CATARACTS?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:55, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:52, archived)
# ear cataracts?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:54, archived)
# I went to the doctors for anti-biotics and came back with skin cancer..
Or

101 tips for plaiting your arse hair
(I helped save b3ta! Equus is still lurking, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)
# MyTubeYourSpace.com
*bugger already taken*
*buys UK domain*
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Filling your inbox with porn and kittens
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Same as it ever was
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Take TWO bottles into the shower? Not me! I never wash my hair!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:44, archived)
# SCOT FUCKS GRANNIES
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)
# What of it?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:47, archived)
# I was referring to Selina
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)
# surely selina scot
is a granny by now?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Lesbian GILF's
*spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:58, archived)
# She never married
and now actually fucks goats:
www.selinascott.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:20, archived)
# THE ENTERTAINMENT VALUE OF THESE LINKS MAY GO DOWN AS WELL AS UP

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)
# jizzing all over your widened inbox
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)
# goat c?
An imposter!
(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:55, archived)
# padding out a load of internet links with our opinions
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)
# +4 sword of Gygax-slaying
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)
# M KHAN IS BENT
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:54, archived)
# hahaha
this ^^
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
A perennial favourite!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:07, archived)
# IN CASE YOU MISSED IT ON /BOARD, THERE A LONDON BASH ON 31st MAY
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)
# I was *really* hoping that riverghost
might move it back a week...can't do the 31st

:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Cunts Want Beef
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:47, archived)
# EVERY TIME YOU MASTURBATE, THE U.S. MARINES KILL A PUPPY
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:47, archived)
# I think you should go with
"Hexachordal is brilliant"

It's the best newsletter subjectline that's ever been thought of. Use it.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:47, archived)
# USE IT.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Garfield lol
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:47, archived)
# One of these days I'll fulfill my dream and become a ballerina.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:47, archived)
# That's lovely :)
Have you got any newsletter subjectline ideas?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Newsletter....?
Subjectline....?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:53, archived)
# COMING AT YOU LIKE A ROYAL HOMECOMING
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)
# All gays are queer
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)
#
"b3ta newsletter - The cure for Swayze's pancreas"
(phoenixmay Put some depleted uranium on it!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)
# RIP GARY GYGAX: ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE OVER THIS NEWSLETTER
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Rolls +6 damage...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Writing Swears All Over It
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)
# I WILL FUCK YOU LIKE A SWAYZE'D PANCREAS
and goes back to bed.
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)
# It's Friday afternoon, the sun is shining and I've got to write this fucking newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Lemon Party Redux
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Putting the spunk back into Man Friday
perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Newsletter-
Shitty challenges and more inane spam than you can shake a stick at.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Pancreatic cancer is karma for everyone who had to sit through dirty dancing
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Farmers? Real farmers!



Or whatever it was
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:52, archived)
# NEWSLETTER ON A WEBPAGE
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:53, archived)
# iPhone: Now I can not go on Facebook whenever I want
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Queen of the demonweb pits
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:55, archived)
# THIS WEEK: EVEN MORE ADVERTS FOR OUR MATE'S PROJECTS
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Yeah, stick it to the man!
*shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:57, archived)
# WE'VE GOT SPAM!
:o
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:57, archived)
# SAVE KYLIE'S TITS
.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Haven't you got anything that doesn't have spam in it?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:59, archived)
# CARPET BOMBING FROM ROMFORD
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Carpet Bombing?
from Romford?

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:03, archived)
# apparently so
it says here
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Where?
I'll be back after this short break

*breaks*
Ahhhhhhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:10, archived)
# here:
www.b3ta.com/board/8145817
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Can't believe I didn't see that earlier!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Shooting semen all over your internets and refusing to wipe it clean
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:03, archived)
# B3ta: where pressing F5 on the board gambles with your career.
oh look, another CDC...
sorry boss.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:03, archived)
# "It's a deal. It's a steal. It's sale of the fucking century!"
(phoenixmay Put some depleted uranium on it!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:03, archived)
# vi4gra c0ck p1lls offer lol
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:03, archived)
# "most unread newsletter ever"
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Like the uncle that was always a bit sticky
(ccc, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:04, archived)
# my turds have more talent than you
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Unnerving thought of the week- the majority of us have touched our mother's cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Sheopherds pie followed by conrflakes
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:13, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:14, archived)
# even more erotic than watching a pair of geordies boot a spastic in the face
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:15, archived)
# EXCUSE ME WHILE I SLAP A FAKE SMILE ON MY FACE AND GO THROUGH THIS SHIT ONE MORE TIME.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:18, archived)
# We compod this headline and all we got was this crap result
.
(--merciless-- is delightfully fragrant, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:18, archived)
# "and that's why little girls shouldn't wear make up"
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:20, archived)
# more fun than selling anti depressants outside a Bridgend primary school!
...double whammy...
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Swayze, you're on in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... .... Oh....
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Wanking random celebrities so you don't have to
.
(--merciless-- is delightfully fragrant, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Charlie Brown

Click his big face, and it shall be larger. (180KB)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:35, archived)
# fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:36, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Oh fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:36, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
thats funny! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)
# ha ha!
pea




nuts
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)
# *mansnogs*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)
# *bums*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)
# TITS!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)
# ARSE!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)
# frightening Paw!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)
# :D
This is good, and disturbing...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Hahaha
Nicely done sah!

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:41, archived)
# His head looks a bit like this?


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Something's not quite right...


That's better
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:10, archived)
# fame at last
GLEES
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Truly,
truly, truly awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Good Grief!
(tefu, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:36, archived)
# woo!
i love this series
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:34, archived)
# jesus h christ
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:39, archived)
# that really is ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)
# I don't have that t-shirt
but apart from that it's almost like looking in a mirror... Good work fella
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:44, archived)
# i love these :)
nice
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)
# eeee
heh weirdities
(monkeybot, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Late again....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:23, archived)
# hahahahaha
Very good Sir
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Hahaha!
Grattan* m'love.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Ah well,
Happy to show my ignorance on that score...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:26, archived)
# :D exactly.
You is real man *grr*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Nicole Fahri FTW!
*ninja'd*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:27, archived)
#
nicole Fahri

Matalan
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Never!
Damn your duck pond, sir!

is actually wearing his 'posh gear' today...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:31, archived)
#
*still wants proof of this tux*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Oh, don't you worry.
Evidence will be presented. :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Hooray!
*readies special folder*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Oh I don't like her cuts.
Rick Owens and Vivienne Westwood FTW.

(yes, I know, I'm sad.)

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:30, archived)
# I prefer Sid Owen
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:31, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:32, archived)
# and Tim Westwood?
Do Vivenne westwoods clothes not make you look like a 90 year old tranny hooker?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:33, archived)
# they have that stale fag smell built-in
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Not if you wear them right.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Pfft
you just DON'T understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:33, archived)
# I have been distracted
by the sudden realisation that I just emailed a German person with Fawltyesque typo reading "I'm sorry I can't help any fuhrer"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)
# HAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)
# *looks at jacket*
But...but - I really like this!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:31, archived)
# I don't like her cuts on ME, I should have said.
I'm too curvy for NF.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:33, archived)
# I sure you would look simply ravishing.
100% truth.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Haha, no!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)
# :)
high fashion
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:36, archived)
# *hovers*
*giggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:36, archived)
# oooOOOooooo!
cutting...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Kiss my round, womanly arse, love.
If you can't deal with a REAL female, that's your own problem. I suggest you ask yourself what you're really looking for.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)
# meat
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Kittens in bobsleighs
(--merciless-- is delightfully fragrant, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:16, archived)
# tan suede with tassels
is a good look
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Bwahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Only with cream leather trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Oh god, what a thought...
eeewwwww
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)
# - No Garfield
- No Swear Words
- No Pea-Roast
- NOT REAL!

- Click Though

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:26, archived)
# In fairness,
there is one gratuitous usage of 'fuck'...
But the point is well taken, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Only one?
this compo has a four fuck minimum.

Or two if its children
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Damn, I missed that memo
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:29, archived)
# everything I fucking say
has a four fuck minimum!
And that's a fucking lovely fucking phrase.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Sheer Quality, Sir
as ever.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Puck is not a swear!

* It does say Puck doesn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:29, archived)
# ^ needs more glasses
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Like this?

---^---
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:34, archived)
# that's the badger!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:35, archived)
# bloody Shakespeare
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:32, archived)
# I've had enough garfied to last a lifetime..
GarFiled - and left there please.
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant, *pops into Burton*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Pfft!
Looney tunes.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)
# you forgot to compo it...
STOP! FASHION POLICE! :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)
# cheers - sorted now.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)
# :D
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Bongo Bongo Bongo Bongo Bongo Bongo
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:20, archived)
# that's very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Very nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:25, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:26, archived)
# BONGO BONGO BONGO WOO BONGO GONBO! OOW! ONGOB!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)
# likes
 
(crapcakes in a cup, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Excellent stuff!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Seeeeeeeeeeeek little Munkeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:18, archived)
# I need Flash so bad!!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:19, archived)
# He doesn't really do it for me
Brian Blessed on the other hand...

*spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Here you go...
\ . | . /
-- 0 --
/ . | . \

* Posts Photo on Rate-My-b3tan.com

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)
# lol
mr stabby la la la la
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:22, archived)
# y'know
being 27 is SO yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Thank you :D
edit... i think... it was my birthday yesterday :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:08, archived)
# I know
happy birthday for yesterday :D
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Is Jeccy about? :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:17, archived)
# I'm not sure woman would win.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:19, archived)
# win what?
*is puzzled*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:20, archived)
# THE SEXY FIGHT FOOLIO
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:23, archived)
# what are you doing to my shoes?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Eating them
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:30, archived)
# just checking
socks?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:32, archived)
# you're probably better off not knowing.....
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:36, archived)
# ...you can keep them
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Are you listening to Busta Rhymes?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:27, archived)
# DMX - bloodline anthem :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)
# No, he's still talking, but I've just started to nod
and say "yaeh, you're right" when there's a pause in his twittering.

Fuck he drones on
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Hahahahaha
When B3tards collide.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:23, archived)
# I should put em in my profile really...
i've done a few tributes :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:24, archived)
# for example
*points down the board*
www.b3ta.com/board/8145410
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:34, archived)
# one of my first :-)
(maverickmonster, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Beer snackajacks?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:14, archived)
# ooooh... yes please!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:14, archived)
# *invents*
*makes gazillions*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Mmmmmm
*salivates*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Fear battletax?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:15, archived)
# shush you!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Dear applejacks?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Steer almanacks?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:20, archived)
# We're filling SACKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Queer cadillacs?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)
# ...near Halifax?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Jeer lumberjacks?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Here, have a snack.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Why, thank you
*giggles at sig*

Near anoraks
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:25, archived)
# My sig or yours?
Cheer, bivouacs!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Yours :)
Clear betamax
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Steer thumb tacks
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Seer pacamaks
'Allo you

*smooshes*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:27, archived)
# farmers?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:14, archived)
# not farmers

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)
# ram it up you.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Fear Multipacks?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Tear
new bumcrax?
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:18, archived)
# cor Myleene
er, I mean DEAR SHAKATAKS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:24, archived)
# death



added laser
(crapcakes in a cup, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:44, archived)
# aww, you got rid of the little hesitation :(
Even so, WIN.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:45, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:45, archived)
# should be fart clouds of dust really;)
Edit: and I am off to bed again.
Goodnight spackers.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:45, archived)
# you've ruined it
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:45, archived)
# ..
My initial idea was with lasers, but it was way over my head yesterday.
(crapcakes in a cup, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:51, archived)
# you made me cry last night, now i feel used
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Wheres the Blue Peter cameras following it?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Fuck that!
Where's Madonna?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Meh.
The kids probably not skinny enough for her!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Doesn't she stuff a balloon up her chuff, inflate it.
Go to Afrika, pop it, stick a kid up there and import it back to her house in her womb?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Our new fundometer is made of MARBLES!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Arf!
Is Blue Peter still on TV?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:47, archived)
# haha, dunno.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:48, archived)
# I think I may be watching the Broom Cupboard later
to see if I can catch it and see what they are raising money for now.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:50, archived)
# THEY STILL HAVE THE BROOM CUPBOARD?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Andi Peters refuses to come out
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:51, archived)
# This may be the most disturbing thing I've ever written on b3ta,
but have you seen how fucking BUFF Andi Peters is now? :O :O :O :O

*self-immolates*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Grey Kid is coming out!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Only if Tom and R Kelly go first.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Yeah, I saw him on a talking heads thing a while back
and commented to manwife.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:54, archived)
# he was in Talking Heads?
well I never
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:02, archived)
# You know what I mean, silly!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:06, archived)
# You are kidding me, really?
*googles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:06, archived)
# It's fucking scary!
'ningles!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:10, archived)
# 'Ningaling Excelvee
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:13, archived)
# :O
www.heatworld.com/Article.aspx?articleid=1833&title=You+will+never+EVER+guess+who+this+is
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Mmmmm, ripply
Not my type, but who'da thunk?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:12, archived)
# No..
Don't be silly... It's all Lazy Town and other such wank these days.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:52, archived)
# *drops acid tab*
*watches "In The Night Garden"*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Acid no good
although I am ordering some mushrooms for the weekend after this one.

Then I'm going to watch Crank again. YAAAAAY. Statham and his lovely little bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:56, archived)
# ha ha!
i was surpirsed to find i actually enjoyed that film

Shoot 'em up is another good no thrills lots of spills actioner too
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:00, archived)
# That thing shits me like you wouldnt believe!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Google some Yo Gabba Gabba!
Proper kids TV :D
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Fucking hell!
Youtube link for anyone who wants to see this, youtube.com/watch?v=R9PqjMSNfkU
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Just did...
That actually looks great! Biz Marky's beatbox of the day?! Woo!

Do they show it on terrestrial yet?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:02, archived)
# that is the biggest pile of pathetic shit i have ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:11, archived)
# I like the big, orange, knobbly vibrator best.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)
# excellent scrolling background...second to none!
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:57, archived)
# EAR BACHARACHS?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:01, archived)
# LASER ARSE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:58, archived)
# rush job in between meetings, 'ning and bye
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:40, archived)
# 'ning
'bye
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Basnky's a cnut!
and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:41, archived)
# From my experience,
he's actually rather pleasant :)
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Well I think it's great that the public are behind him, but it's just
pathetic that local councils are backing him aswell. So it's fine for him to draw on walls but for everyone else it's still illegal. Equality is funny business.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:10, archived)
# $kerching$
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Suppose it depends what you draw on the wall
Someone once wrote "PISSFLAPS" on the wall opposite my old house and my poor old mum was mortified.
(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Is that Tesco bag stencil an actual image Banksy's made,
or did Happy Toast mock it up?

I really don't like Banksy's work. As in REALLY don't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:42, archived)
# New Banksy, real.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Thanks mister.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Some of his stuff Im not keen on,
but I got given a couple of his books and some of the stuff is cracking!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:43, archived)
# why are you so against it?
Is it cool to not like him now?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:44, archived)
# What? I don't form opinions based on whether or not they're cool, hex.
I just really don't like his work. I'm heavily involved in the lowbrow art scene, and there are loads of street artists whose work I love - I just find his very obvious, quite unattractive and a bit ham-fisted.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:46, archived)
# sorry, I didn't mean to target you personally when I said that
and yeah, I sort of agree, but when given an exhibition room, he's a really very talented installation artist, and I admire him for that.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Heh, s'fine. :)
And yes, you're right about his installation skills. Quite ironic, really. :D

But yeah, while I do like some of his ideas, I've always found his political angle quite clumsy and unneccesary. He's really not as much of a firebrand as he seems to think.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Uh?
So you dislike stuff that's very obvious, quite unattractive and a bit ham-fisted?
You must fucking hate it round here!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:51, archived)
# I agree
simply don't find him very interesting and never have.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:51, archived)
# looks that way doesn't it..

lets slate someone who makes the streets that little bit less dull..I think it's because he makes money from them now
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:46, archived)
# No, no.
I like lots of street art. Just not his.

Other painters make gallerys less dull, but I don't have to like all of those.

And, for the record, I've always said precisely the same about Banksy. I didn't like his work before it was famous, and I don't like it now.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:47, archived)
# true..you don't have to like it

it seems to be that ever since he has became 'infamous' and made a bit of cash...it's cool to say you don't like him, that's all I'm trying to say :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:49, archived)
# I suppose so - I don't really know, I haven't spoken to anyone else about him really. :)
But I can imagine what you're saying is very true. People usually like to have a couple of thousand backers before they go public with an opinino, don't they? :)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:51, archived)
# You , sir, are a wise man
sir are a wise manI can safely state this because I have just polled thousands of people and they agree :)

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:57, archived)
# *poles*
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:00, archived)
# hmmm
everyone's entitled to opinion even if it's wrong :p

you know if a b3tan even made these kind fo works with photoshop that would be amasing...what are you measuring him against?
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:06, archived)
# artists that i like
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Plant a tree
don't scribble on a wall.

Oh jesus, I sound like my mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Dunno, but if I caught him spray-painting my house
I'd kick him in the knackers.


that was a close run thing - the 'l' key being next to the 'k' when writing 'kick' - only just noticed before hitting 'post'...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:08, archived)
# I'm with you on this one
I think it's complete and utter bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:45, archived)
# that save from Pele was top class though
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Is it me or are there a lot more football references on here recently?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha
'ning all and goodbye again.

Weekend in Cornwall with the folks...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:47, archived)
# hooray!
have a good drive down, the A30 is splendid now they've finished all the road works.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:51, archived)
# That is simply ace!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:42, archived)
# :D haha!
It is quite a thought-provoking image though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:42, archived)
# indeed
I like it, and almost everything the wonderfully imaginative fella thinks up.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:44, archived)
# This is my favourite of his.
standing8.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/_44277495_banksy1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:46, archived)
# I liked the little sign he painted
on the steps of the National Gallery. Simple but effective :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Ooooh I must have missed that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Im trying to find a picture of it but
I cant seem to....

Edit: I like this one too. Great effort! files.myopera.com/csant/blog/banksy.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:50, archived)
# I love his coke line...that winds all around soho (I think)

and it ends up at a stencil of a copper sniffing a fat line :D
www.artofthestate.co.uk/banksy/banksy_coke_copper.htm
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Not being picky,
but that is Shoreditch ;) I was up there last night and I love catching a glimpse of some Banksy work when Im lucky :)

Capn, I apologise, I misled you before. It was on the steps of Tate Modern actually, but it was just a little stencil on the face of the step saying "Mind the Crap."
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:56, archived)
# I prefer this one...
standing8.files.wordpress.com/2006/08/_44274892_banksy12.jpg

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Yes,
but is it art?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:45, archived)
# So... wait...
...you're Banksy??!!?

(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:43, archived)
# shit! rumbled!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:44, archived)
# banksy's stuffs awesome :)

it seems to be cool now..to say that you don't like his stuff
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:43, archived)
# I've never really been a fan of the thins he does
and anyone who has ever met me, can confirm that I am in no way 'cool'

Sexy, yes, but not cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:56, archived)
# I'm with you on this
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Is this really what happened,
or are you using that 'imagination' thing of yours again?


I get so confused.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:44, archived)
# 'tis a real pic
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Well I meant the whole chain of events.
But I have a cold, so you may have simply misheard me.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:51, archived)
# hahaha
yes.

i don't think banksy is keeping it real anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Hehehe
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:10, archived)
[challenge entry] crossover
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:39, archived)
# hahahahaha
I like this lots.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:39, archived)
# watsablumpkin
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:40, archived)
# hahahahaha
is a Blumpkin a real thing?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:41, archived)
# urbandictionary says so
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:49, archived)
# :D hahaha!
Has Rob ever commented on these?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:41, archived)
# um...
www.robmanuel.com/2007/05/16/the-adventures-of-rob-manuel/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Ahhhhh ta.
I've never read his blog, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:44, archived)
# He fucking loves it
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:45, archived)
# I think he newslettered them
didn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:43, archived)
# I can't be expected to remember everything!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:44, archived)
# he did indeed
bless
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Brilliant! I chuffing hate Nemi!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:43, archived)
# I love your username
It gets me all excited every time I see it.
/sushi & sashimi lover
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:44, archived)
# I think I need to get out more
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:46, archived)
# I think maybe you do :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:01, archived)
# *blumpkins*

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:43, archived)
[challenge entry] bloody grauniad

it's not funny if nobody's laughing OR understanding it,you japes.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Sounds fair.
If the audience are commuters, then make commutery jokes, no?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:32, archived)
# please
tell me what a 'commutery joke' is,or give example.
or gtfo
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:34, archived)
# I was on the tube
and i saw a tramp so a punched him in the face.

Now that's what i call Oyster card!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:35, archived)
# hah
-laughs uproariously and waves copy of the FT in joy-
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:36, archived)
# hahahahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:37, archived)
# This
is actually the funniest joke on here in days.

*quickly texts to London lite*
(the noggin causes laxative effects, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Isn't the challenge to make them funny?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:36, archived)
# i don't
care.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Ah but do you know how to type capitals?
*Tut*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Is anyone else...
...disappointed with this weeks compo?
I've never been so bored on b3ta! :(
(hotrodzombie, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:19, archived)
# two commuters and a penguin and a copy of Heat magazine and a dancer walk into a pub
one commuter orders a pint of guinness
the other orders a scotch
the penguin orders a strawberry daquiri
the copy of Heat magazine orders a whisky
the dancer orders a coke
'why are you getting a coke?' asks one of the commuters
'ah I'm working tonight' she replies
'oh okay'
'that'll be £10.45 please' says the barman
'I've got this,' says the other commuter
'anybody got 50p?'
'I have,' says the penguin

I forget the punchline...
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:37, archived)
# An englishman an irishman and a scotsman get on the number 86 bus from Waterloo to Islington
...and the Englishman says...

...nothing at all, it's 7 in the morning for fucks sake., and even if it were a time of day when people wern't feeling like utter shit, he wouldn't say anything anyway for fear of being seen as an absolute raving loon.

I'm available for weddings, bar mitzvahs and funerals.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:37, archived)
# i'll hire.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:38, archived)
# I'll book you for a funeral.
Yours.

(wahey!)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Is that some kind of death threat?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Yeah!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Englishman, American Aussie on a train
hot blonde
tunnel
slap
etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:40, archived)
# something like this?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:45, archived)
# I get them usually
and I'm a MUSICIAN :(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Doonesbury LOLZ
May I pea?


(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Looks round...
Quick, while noones looking :)
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:36, archived)
# oh, thank god, someone's finally started an ear cataracts thread
let the hillarity commence...
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Ear Cataracts?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:39, archived)
# That
wasn't my intention, I just thought it was a funny pic.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:41, archived)
# :p
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:56, archived)
# my last.. i promise..
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Comes with FREE Font 'Hobo'
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:27, archived)
# I recognise her
that's the baglady of Norwich, she sleeps in the cathedral grounds and goes shopping in Morrisons.
(it was like that when I found it fueled by Fanta, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)
# pffh
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:29, archived)
# ha ha!
tres bon
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:30, archived)
# she is begging for it the dirty little slut.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:32, archived)
# looking at the kilt i'd say it's 4dam
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:35, archived)
# either way its going to get it
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:38, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:35, archived)
# But is it Vista Compatible?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:35, archived)
# For 10 cans
of Gold Label Barley Wine, it's compatible with owt *hic*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:46, archived)
# That made me LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:38, archived)
# That Gemma-Rowan-Atkinson is fit and funny


I enjoyed looking for source pics anyway
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:26, archived)
# They're too big, now though.
Bet they feel horrid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:27, archived)
# I would like to volunteer myself to test this out ^^

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Go for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:29, archived)
# aye aye capt'n
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:32, archived)
# bouncy bouncy!
all the shoes in a line
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:32, archived)
# fake tits ftl
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Aye. Very much so.
*waits for cries of 'jealousy!' and 'no fat chicks!'*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:30, archived)
# I'll just never get them as an aesthetic idea
so weird
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Real ones feel nicer
and I'm never really worried about what they LOOK like, more what they FEEL like.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:35, archived)
# having had a share of both i'd say horses for courses
i've had horrors of real and fake
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:36, archived)
# I've never had fake ones
To compare, i just like a world with different boobs in it. And women who are mentally stable enough to know that any problems they face are not dependent on their sweater meat.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:38, archived)
# moreover, don't fake ones have very little sensation for teh laydee?
/SNAG blog
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Not a clue....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:41, archived)
# let's find some
and punch them
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:45, archived)
# seams fine to me
...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Shopped only please...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:28, archived)
# source please
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:33, archived)
# mildly nsfw?
not that i care i'm at home - needs bigger hips and less Mr bean head!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:36, archived)
[challenge entry]


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(bigwasteofspace Quality control settings on low, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)
# ha, the gayest of all cartoons
also, nice to see his dad doing a bit of uphill gardening ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:22, archived)
# tee hee!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:26, archived)
# haha
did you actually blank out the price just to take away the possibility of the picture becoming out of date in the case of a rise in fudge retail price?
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:30, archived)
# This made me laugh LOUD.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:41, archived)
# hahahahaa!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Full of wonder!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Hahahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Won't that knock the stuffing out of him?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:30, archived)
# hahaha
good rhyming
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:31, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:42, archived)
# with apologies to H.E. Bateman

but none to the turd-tome that is Punch
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:20, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:40, archived)

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