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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)

Hahaha, brilliant.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)

'noon miss

having a pleasant weekend?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:03, archived)

Ohhhhh yes indeedy.

Yourself?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)

working

my brain is officially very tired

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:11, archived)

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ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:03, archived)

That's bloody brilliant.

Wonderful stuff, sir

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:03, archived)

haha

if this challenge has taught us nothing else, it's that there is a direct correlation between the decline in coherence in garfield, and the rise in hilarity.

a click for you sir!

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:05, archived)

I think you've cracked it!

All this time, Jim Davies just had to stop trying!

Woo to the pic too!

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:07, archived)

Do I see a CDC-esque alien glyph

in the second frame? Intentional? :)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)

Shirely it must be completely uninternational.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)

no, just your smutty mind

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)

Or my infeasibly circular testicles.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:14, archived)

*pfft*

amazink!

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:14, archived)

needs more rodent consumption

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)

and more milk consumption?

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:51, archived)

If it were really like that then I'd definitely read it more often.

Ace! *clicks*

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:26, archived)

this makes perfect sense

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:51, archived)

Interlude . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)

I'll take three choc-ices please.

Do you accept a woo as payment? You do? How lovely, I'll hurry back to my seat.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)

I haven't got choc-ices.

I've only got the albatross.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)

What flavour is it?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)

Bloody Seabird flavour!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)

You forgot

my strawberry mivvi!

(Hibbyz Erm, what do I do with this then?, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)

pfffft

mivvi!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:04, archived)

*click*

nicely!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)

Ooooo!

How Gilliamesque!

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RarelyEvil, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)

NIce to see you about !

Cheers !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:43, archived)

it's tragic.

(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:36, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:37, archived)

A challenger appears!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:37, archived)

HYPER BEAM!

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ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:40, archived)

ClanSoul must recharge

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ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)

Challenges the challenger !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)

Hahahaha

gotta catch em all

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:54, archived)

How are you today?

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ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:54, archived)

Yeah, ok.

I'm just on my way out actually... to a town called Cranberry. Yes, really :)

Edit: meh, I just realized it's spelled Cranbury. Oh well.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:57, archived)

Hahah awesome! Edit: Aww, Cranbury is less fun.

I just got back from PC World. There was a woman outside in a trailer selling food. It had the playboy bunnies on the sign and was called "Jodi's Baps".
It said "Sweets 'n' Treats" and "Bites to eat" on it. But she spelled "to" wrong.

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ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)

There used to be a teashop in Princeton

called Sally Lunn's Buns.
Ok, I'm gone.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)

Hahah alright!

Have a good day

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ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:01, archived)

sometimes, I just wonder about the humanity of it all

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)

Does it LOOK human?

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ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)

it looks more human than the burger I'm eating right now

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)

Fair enough.

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ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)

I herd I liek this

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)

^this

this is a good thread, it is made of click and like

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)

Let there bring light !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)

instawin!

oppurtunity for a pearoast!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)

Again, there is no cuddle option.

We, the people demand a cuddle option.

Well, I do.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:35, archived)

captain, i don't give a damn how 'ard you are

you can't cuddle the ultimate weapon

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:38, archived)

I bloody well can, I love it and it is my bunnywun.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)

you're even scarier than i thought then love

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)

Nooo not at all.

I just adore their little faces. And they've got two smiles, which is very cute as well. Aww.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)

And I shall love him,

And pet him,
And call him George.

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Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)

Exactly.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)

this is dirt. when i have time i'll do it properly

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)

Heehee!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)

It's too brown!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)

I don't like that font!

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ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:04, archived)

*cuddles*

Sorry, couldn't resist ;)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:40, archived)

\o/

I love cuddles, they're brilliant.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)

Well, my dear

I shall save you a special *cuddle* if our paths intersect at riverghosts' bash, how about that?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)

~~cuddle~~ grope

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)

Well, ok, I may have been thinking that..

But, since I am almost twice her age, that would be rather wrong, I feel.

;)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)

you feel

intentional pun?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)

Oh bloody hell, no :)

Not intentional - there's no way out of this, is there?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)

This seems an appropriate time to point out you're only as old as the woman you feel.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)

Do feel free to pass on the names of any gorgeous 42 year old brunettes you may have the number for...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)

I'll keep my eyes peeled, but don't get your hopes up.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)

My ex is older than you.

My ex is older than my mum actually.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)

\o/

*lives in hope*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)

In my defence, he had a very nice accent.

But also a wife, a fact of which I was not aware.

Looking back on it, a man in his late 40s fancying a 17 year old is a bit.....yes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)

My point exactly.

*note to self: Make sure you do 'the voice' when you finally meet the Captain*

;)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:03, archived)

Aye, well, you don't have a wife.

And you're not now.... *takes off socks* 54. or 55. One of the two.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)

Indeed, not any more, anyhow

I'm cooking her dinner tonight, though - how North London is that?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:07, archived)

I am totally confused.

I must away to my bath...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)

Enjoy!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)

I hope so.

I'm cuddling you, whatever happens. I shan't be in the least put off if you don't cuddle bacl.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)

I shall, my dear, certainly cuddle you back.

and in a completely appropriate fashion, I might add. ;)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)

Drat.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)

Well, in that case, I'm sure we can come to some accommodation

;)

notes to self how many double-entendre possibilities there are in the above post

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)

Get this man a cold shower, stat.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:57, archived)

HAHA!

nicely done, sir

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:58, archived)

Fantastic.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)

Can that shit Hudson.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:38, archived)

look into my eye

*edit* argh, beaten to it

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)

Sorry.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)

no worries

your's had a piccie :)

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:05, archived)

Hahaha, excellent.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)

and you, you little shit-head, you're staying here.

*frowns*

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)

hehehe

Look into my eye....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:38, archived)

APONE

My only problem with this movie is that Apone cops it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)

He is just superb, and yes, I agree

a damn shame.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)

My love for him is such that

I really do want to just lick the screen when he comes on.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)

Arseholes and elbows?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)

Shag it, people!

Edit: How rude of me - How are you, good and kind sir?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)

Guess she don't like the cornbread either

/fine, squire, and your good self?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)

I'm good, ta!

Prepping signature dish Sichuan Pepper Spiced Roast Pork Belly for dins, so very happy.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)

That sounds like a rather tasty signature dish.

I suspect mine might be lamb shanks slow cooked with dried fruit.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)

oooOOOooooo!

That sounds rather lovely.

*tries to quell rumbling stomach*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:57, archived)

It's gone down well with family and girlfriend.

And, it's a piece of piss to make.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)

Ahhh, a class dish indeed.

Liked the sound of it a lot.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:05, archived)

Ever last chocolate inch of him.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)

speaking of chocolate...

i'm going over the shops to buy some, brb!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)

Did you know....

That each of the marines first names are the same as the actor who played them, apart from Hicks. So that makes him Al Apone.

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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:45, archived)

Hahahaha

Garfield, you little shit-head, you're staying here.
EDIT: Fuck. Pipped to the post

(Super Jet Shoes, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:31, archived)

Zoom zoom zoom!

/JD

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:31, archived)

Hahah great!

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ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)

Excellence.

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FoldsFive, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 9:45, archived)

aaaaaaaaahhhhhahhah!

FREAKIN' GENIUS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 6:59, archived)

I have a cat called Jones

He endorses this image.

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finnbar has officially retired, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:58, archived)

this is a pearoast but the font was unreadable so neh...

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:26, archived)

True story!

hellooo

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Cae1, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)

hellooo!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)

and the rest is history

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)

fantastic/interesting/this thing they call woo!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)

is that a swollen bollock?

Woo btw :p

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)

gah!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:31, archived)

oh wait its a mitten

sorry i've been draing CDCs lol

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:33, archived)

haha that can confuse a man

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:35, archived)

Haha! Ace!

And, why yes, I most certainly would like a moobeast.

(cow-appreciation-society, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:32, archived)

INFINITELY SMALL BUDDHA

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:33, archived)

band name right there

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:37, archived)

YAY!

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ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)

I like this!

It's strangely hypnotic and appeals to the gay redneck in me.

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)

i want a pickup with a gun rack

yeee-ha!
(wait i didn't read the gay bit - i'm not gay for the record)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)

you have a gay redneck in you?

what's his name

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)

Nigel Rattlesnake

He loves his Grits and Sponge fingers.

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)

That penis just fart flames?

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)

yes

(i really don't understand what the flames are doing there...)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:17, archived)

Simple

EVERYTHING LOOKS BETTER WITH EXPLOSIONS!!! Yehaaaw

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:21, archived)

*awaits exploding goat sandwich*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:22, archived)

damn right!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:23, archived)

Nitro girl hits bottom . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)

it was just an excessive bowel movement

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:32, archived)

^Truth

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:24, archived)

Unexpected, but nice add on I say

Personally that penis jump is nice all round.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:23, archived)

hahahaha

wheeeeee!

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Mousing, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)

should i do a flying cock one too?

jumping the plane boss?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)

yes!

with little spurts flying out as it leaps

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Mousing, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:23, archived)

Hahahahahah!!!!

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ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:16, archived)

hello

Isketch? I know I only ever come on /board to suggest it but never mind!

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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)

acrowars is better :p

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)

I like them both.

But yes, I will play iSketch.

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ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)

MAJESTIC!

*relurks*

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)

hello grey kid

post more!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:20, archived)

Wahey!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:21, archived)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:22, archived)

haha

that's beautiful

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:23, archived)

*GLEE*

surprisingly compressed filesize too!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:24, archived)

HOLY SHIT!

I demand the source.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:24, archived)

*draws great big CDC*

its on youtubes somewheres i thinks
here you go www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6CriAn9wh8

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:25, archived)

HOLY CRAP!

watch the end part of this...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBZERhVq4I8&NR=1

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)

I can just imagine the complaints from the customers of that delivery company

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)

this just makes me laugh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0p8xRNAga80&feature=related

it's like something out of the simpsons (only without plane & motorbike bursting into flames)

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)

ha ha thats great

i can see the CDC potentional in that one!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:32, archived)

FUCKING

YES

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)

tagline apathy...

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)

haha!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)

ha ha

ace

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miamistu snagglery, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)

Hahah!!

Hello sir!
I was listening to Zappa all day in the car :)

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ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)

hahahahah

i was listening to car all day in the zappa!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)

Hahah you loon!

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ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:38, archived)

I have a photo somewhere of one of those Ronald models

sat on a bench outside a McDonalds in Guangzhou (south China), with local kids climbing on it in their kind of old looking clothes, and a grumpy old person glaring at me whilst sat down for a second. I can't help but feel I'm indulging in being a wee bit pretentious, but it just strikes me as an odd and intriguing image with the contrast

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)

Side order . . . coming up !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:20, archived)

hold the secret sauce!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:21, archived)

ha ha ha

mc donalds ha ha ha

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:23, archived)

That's a bit glasscock

Saw it about 5 years ago

(Super Jet Shoes, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:23, archived)

sure you did

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:33, archived)

it animates :p

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)

Hahaha

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:25, archived)

haha :D

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:26, archived)

Bamboo!

What do people use for pressure sensitive stuff?
I got something called artrage, which seems a bit rubbish. Am off to fiddle with the gimp and will probably buy photoshop elements when it is properly native for mac.

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littlefish I like cheese, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)

Nice cock.

Have fun fiddling with the gimp.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)

pressure sensitive in terms of tablet work?

I may be misunterstanding, but my pressure sensitive tablet works fine with photoshop.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)

Yes

This is my first tablet, but I don't have tattyshop. I was wondering if there was something ace I could pick up so I could have a play with my shiny new tool this afternoon.

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littlefish I like cheese, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)

Ahhh I see- sorry.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)

GIMP does pressure sensitive stuff iirc.

Have a nosey around the options, there is defo a "pointer setup" screen or similar.

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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)

Mines bigger

I got a sandwich from subway this morning and i just found it. yays.

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Cae1, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)

I believe there is a way of getting GIMP to do pressure,

but I'm not sure what it is.

/amazingly helpful

edit: Hmm, interesting. Photoshop vs Elements : A comparison

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)

No paths palette,

no channels palette. Ack!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:31, archived)

Arse!

Gimp runs atop X11 for the mac. Apples version of X11 does not support tablets, so no pressure sensitivity in gimp or inkscape. Only OSX-native pressure support for me! :(

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littlefish I like cheese, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:40, archived)

Buggermints :(

This reply works for mof too.

Actually, I could handle no Channels palette, but the Elements version of QuickMask freaked me out so much I uninstalled the demo right away.
That and the fact it was based on CS2 and so was bloaty bullcrap.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)

I found the Mac version of The Gimp

to suck balls. The pointer seemed to lag behind my mouse/tablet movements by a fraction of a second - enough to make it unusable.

However, I have hear others have found it works fine so good luck.

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Mystery_Bob, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)

I think I might quite like

a gimp that sucks balls

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)

Especially one

who will lag your pointer.

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Mystery_Bob, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:17, archived)

Like most people I use

Photoshop ( CS3 extended ) but I also use Corel Painter which is excellent. Do Wacom not give away corel painter essentials any more? I got that with my last tablet.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)

Not with my cheap one

I got just about the cheapest one available - I just got this art rage thing which ran for a couple of times, crashed hard, now refuses to start up. I have a voucher for a free download of something, so maybe I'll go check that out.

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littlefish I like cheese, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:23, archived)

ah screw it. I'd not normally suggest it

but if you can't afford it then it's not a sale lost. Just download CS3 for the mac from a bit torrent tracker.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)

i was about to suggest corel draw

dang you beat me to it :p

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:23, archived)

"Bamboo" was my son's first word

And now you've spoiled it with a giant cock. On the other hand, maybe that was what he wanted to say...

(Super Jet Shoes, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:24, archived)

Following on from my other Sellafield Bunnies:

Click for bigger (204KB)

Have another one.

(Previously- www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/38978/1204989288/SellafiedBunniesSmall.jpg)

(DrSoloMania Got rickrolled by a randomburner...., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)

I recognise that rabbit...

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/47802/1199037364/rabbit.jpg
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/47802/1198976155/carrotsafety.jpg
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/47802/1198876240/pokemong.jpg
woo!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)

Hah, no i was lazier than that...

My bunnies are thalidomide bunnies, i can't be arsed with drawing limbs :)

(DrSoloMania Got rickrolled by a randomburner...., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)

needs more jetpack

:D
woo!
*cough cough cough* www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post128174

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)

everything needs more jetpack

even if you have a jetpack

have two

edit: dinosaurs with jetpacks :D

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)

More jetpack you say?

More jetpack you shall have!

Click for bigger (12KB)

(DrSoloMania Got rickrolled by a randomburner...., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:35, archived)

cartoon series, plushies

breakfast cereals, tinned spaghetti

merchandising!! damn it!

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)

Nicely

Is it a floating snakebunny?

I particularly like the smaller previouser ones

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)

I like the idea...

I may carry on to do an entire sellafield pet shop but the random bunnies have been keeping me busy for now. Have another:

Click for bigger (16KB)

(DrSoloMania Got rickrolled by a randomburner...., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:01, archived)

JOINED AT THE SEXY HIPS

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)

Oh go on,

One more while i'm spamming the boards...

Click for bigger (11KB)

(DrSoloMania Got rickrolled by a randomburner...., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)

aww i like that one

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)

Noon all....

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)

hahaha

now that's worth a *cleek*

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)

I saw a version of this posted yesterday I think

Sorry dude :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)

RLY?

beaten by owls :(

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)

ahah my new sig - thank you

*steals*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)

yay!

:D

edit: hehe

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:41, archived)

I did this one nearly two years ago ;o)

it's a sneaky pea......

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)

i think someone posted this a few days ago...

i'm gonna go find it! hold on

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:41, archived)

This version or a variation?

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)

Not exactly the same source pics, no.

Just Peanuts/Hendrix.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:45, archived)

ok, I thought somebody had nicked it then....

I did this in Nov 2006....

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)

then again i think i may remebemeber it from then also :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:48, archived)

it was pep patty

sat behind her desk

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)

oh yea it was different

www.b3ta.com/board/8145240
I must have been thinking of your saddam in the hole one?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)

I find this remarkably similar though

great minds eh

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)

Hahaha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)

This what happens

when one steps on a Crybaby . . .
Edit: Wiki Wah-wah pedal

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:44, archived)

Hahaha!

I did a lol.
It was all the better for the slow loading I got!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)

Mstandot beat you to it

but it's still a great idea

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)

Big!

Clickiness is next to godliness.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)

Hurray!

You've just earnt yourself another vote.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)

Huh...what?

also: hahaha! :)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)

Looking at this from an bystander's perspective

I guess it does look a bit on the odd side, doesn't it?

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)

yep ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:57, archived)

Har har XD

'noon, sah!

(FluffyBird wears pretty panties, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)

Noon, m'lady.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)

haha!

top stuff

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spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:45, archived)

I have no idea whats going on with these

but they're nicely drawn :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)

It's simple really

Patrick Stewart, famous Shakespearean actor and bald hottie captain from Star Trek, time travels in his dreams and lives a second life life in his sleep. In that life he is William Shakespeare. As a result, Mr Stewart wrote Romeo & Juliet as a sci-fi influenced by Star Trek and Star Wars before he rewrote it in the more famous form.

Y'see, it all makes sense now, doesn't it?

If you want to read the whole thing, the storyline started back here: comic.matazone.co.uk/2007/07/02/poem-time/

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)

ahh dream comics

that explains everything

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)

Fuckin Fucking Fucking Fail

I know none of you care but I've been trying to put together a digital portfolio of work in my spare time so that I can leave my shitty dead-end job that saps away all my creative energy and leaves me like a shriveled impotent oldman's cock

I spent several hours of my free time learning how to do this

So delighted with my hard work was I that I thought I'd post it on b3ta
I saved my image as a new file in low res so I could post it here. Somewhere along the line, I got muddled as to which I was working from and hit 'save' rather than 'save as'

this is all I have to show for hours of work

I hope you enjoy it, I'm going to go and jump off a bridge now to avoid going to work tomorrow morning.

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WormuIus, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:14, archived)

I bet you spent hours photoshopping off her bra

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)

Eep

Sorry sir :/

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)

*kicks*

*runs*

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:17, archived)

*shakes fist*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)

*giggles like a girl*

*awaits further retaliation*

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)

Not while you're expecting it

That's no fun

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)

You are so cruel

noon miss!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)

'noon sir!

*polite glomps*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)

that's lovely, that is!

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McBadger COW, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)

That is really shitty

I assume that you failed to save a PSD as you worked? ( That will be something you must get used to )

Still, your efforts are to be commended. That's some nice work.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)

I'm going to rebind my save keys to save as

and keep a read only copy on another harddrive in another country before I publish my work online

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WormuIus, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:18, archived)

I always do incremental saves in PSD

as I work and when it comes to publish I simply avoid the save button and use the 'save for web and devices' function. That way your work and web images are never the same pieces and you can't lose your work.
I know it just sounds like a load of old wank in hindsight but it is standard practice if you want to go into that kind of work.
"I pressed the wrong save" is no excuse for missing a deadline ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)

It never occured to me that I might do something that stupid

I'll start a new routine for my next image

although I think I'll have a little wank and cry first

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WormuIus, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)

That's pretty much how I dealt with losing my dissertation about a week before hand in.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)

FUCK

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)

It was only a Physics dissertation, 6000 words.

Managed to rewrite it in time, but it was pretty upsetting.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)

I can very much imagine

At least you got it sorted but I very much felt for you in the moments first reading that

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)

I will not make the same mistake for my MSc project.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:30, archived)

i accidently deleted 30gigs of my life

i moved them from one h/d to another, didn't check to see if it had all moved (it hadn't) and i deleted it all
oh well - live and learn

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)

Ouch.

Lose anything serious?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)

yes

all the pictures from 1996 upto 1998 and all my music etc etc - luckily enough i downloaded PCI file recovery and managed to get about 80% of it back

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)

What was it on?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)

paper, probably

;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)

The effects of UV radiation,

so lots of atmospheric scattering/absorption, vitamin D production, and skin cancer type stuff.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)

Sounds fun,

I have no idea what I'll do mine on

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)

It was alright.

Seeing as I was trying to get into Medical Physics afterwards, it seemed the best choice.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:38, archived)

aww, just buy another off the net ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)

I probably should have done,

I didn't get a particularly good mark.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)

eeep

i used to do incremental saves when i was doing my music tech a-level. ended up with about 1000 saves per completed piece.

but have stopped doing taht, probably will for my diss when i start it as it makes the most sense

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)

save it to disc as you go

it's worth doing for a few pennies, have also had
a throwing baby out with bathwater experience.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)

well i'm not getting paid for owt i do on my pc

so i don't need to worry too much. and my next essay's only 3000 words

main thing with my Mus tech was that it was all sequencing, so if i fucked owt up it'd have been a bitch to go back and find out where

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)

another good trick is to set up an automated ftp task to your webserver

so that you can press a button and magically get an offsite backup every week

this is no good if you don't have any private directories on your webspace though

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spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)

You wrote your whole dissertation in one sitting without saving once?

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)

No, I'd been saving.

but word managed to crash and remove all traces of the file.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)

^this

although i'm told i managed to more or less delete word and all that went with it, and at the time i only had a floppy drive so saving stuff and getting stuff printed was a mare. if i wanted to write i'd have done english not an art degree.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)

do you not even have the line art

saved? If so I can re-ink it and blow it up massive for you if you fancied the colouring again. There can't be more than an hours work in it now you know the technique.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)

as luck would have it

I did all my digital inking in illustrator so that is safe

I'm a bad hand at line art - it was the coloring I was trying to learn

I guess I could do it again sometime, and in all fairness this project was pretty arbitrary, it was just about teaching myself the techniques

I'll do something a bit different now

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WormuIus, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)

If you are serious then I would suggest

that you buy as many of the tutorials as you can afford from here
www.digitalarttutorials.com/
Brian Haberlin is probably at the top of that game. If you can only afford one then get either the comic book style or the smudge painting style, It will transform how you approach this stuff.
This was the first piece I made when I was learning digital rendering 2D and thanks to the tutorial it did not turn out too bad.
zootcadillac.deviantart.com/art/Apocalyptic-Rhino-59995837

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)

that is so very woo!

I know the feeling, done that sort of thing many a time... Just that moment you realise what you've just done, and franticly looking for another save of the file... Ugh!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)

What's wrong with it?

Work is shit, dude, the trick is to remember that It's Only Work. Believe me, sometimes mine stresses me out to the point of lunacy sometimes, but you can't let it affect the time you spend away from it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)

Work is fucking great.

Some weeks I even do some.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)

Mine is bollocks, utter piss. But sod it.

My mate keeps threatening to open a porn shop and ask me to manage it, but never actually going through with it. Why must he taunt me so?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)

I both completely agree with this

...and am aware that I am failing majorly at it.

I've always been pretty chilled with work stuff, I work my arse off while there and don't let it get to me when I'm not. But after over 2 years of various amounts of shit, one particular strain almost ensuring I never get to work in the industry again for doing exactly nothing wrong, I'm finding it very difficult to return to programming as usual.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)

Oh believe me, what I've just wrote in no way reflects the way I actually deal with it

what's written above is pretty much what my friends keep saying to me. I'm....getting there, but am still quite affected in my free time. But I know it's not the way it should be.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:21, archived)

I know what you mean.

to be very honest if I had to rely on 9-5 employment working in drudgery I would be on the dole. I simply can not work to anyone else's schedule than the one I set nor can I have people telling me what I should be doing. I know what I should be doing.
I'm told I'm a good boss though. I have very exacting standards and don't accept the same mistake twice but I'm generous when good workers make my life easy.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)

Got anything I can do from Derby

or only travelling a few days a week to?

I'm surprisingly more multi-talented than I commonly let on

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)

if you can use a tape measure

a dewalt and a jigsaw without cutting your hands off I might give you a go on the BA contract at Birmingham International. I'm sure the boys will need coffee and sarnies ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)

Pfffft

I can more than look after myself with DIY, but I'm certainly not qualified (/experienced) to work professionally.

Also, I'm pretty sure you'd only have to fire me after the second time you 'accidently' got sawdust in your sarnie after making that request.
I do make a mean sarnie, but if I'm not even going to get angry sex with the ex-boss I don't see it being worth the commuting.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)

haha.

I'll have to see my accountant and ask him what the tax breaks are for 'office harlot' ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)

My work have a nasty habit of chucking people in at the deep end

which is kind of what's happened to me. 6 months on, I've got the hang of it, am still a little unsure but godo at my job nevertheless. Which is bad, because working well gets rewarded with More Stuff To Do. Bastards.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)

I seem to have posted that in the wrong place

but I guess it worked, kinda.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)

I have no idea.

To be honest, if I didn't have you lot to tell this stuff to I'd probably just carve each word into consecutive passers by with a thin knitting needle.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)

b3ta is great to unload on. Though

I'm still very subjective about what I say. I have actually had a seriously bad month involving deaths, suicide and numerous cancers. All the fodder that gives your average b3tan glee to take the piss out of.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)

Crikey, yes, I see what you mean.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:38, archived)

My friend Dave, who I gre up with

as he lived next door, Hung himself on Sunday last week. He was a successful gymnasium owner but women fucked him up. The reason it is hard to tell b3ta is that it was in Cardiff. WALES! WTF is up with that place?
It was too near to the Bridgend stuff for me to dare to tell b3ta last week.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)

It's half the reason I struggle to understand why you can come on sometimes just to be cuntish

It may not be the right forum but some people really do see this place like a bit of a twisted community. I've met some of my best friends on here.
Hell, someone that is turning out to be nothing less than a soul mate (should I give in and buy into such ridiculous concepts) I first spoke to on here.

The rules are a bit odd, basically because there aren't any! but I'd struggle to be my often careless self in the face of what I suspected to be genuine 'real life' issues.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)

I don't come here to be cuntish.

I come here wanting a bit of fun and a nice time. It is spiteful haters and idiots who drive me to being outspoken.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:21, archived)

I'm really sorry to hear that, sir.

*proffers foaming pint of ale*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)

cheers. *guzzles*

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:57, archived)

you'n a programmer girl?

*makes the effort to pander a bit more*

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spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:52, archived)

Reading repsonses like this makes me believe I'm actually quite lucky here in working for myself.

extreme discipline, constant motivation, and many more hours than most 9-5 jobs, but on the upside, I do f*ckin' LOVE my work.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)

what this guy said

except i found that the discipline thing surprisingly easy. for a lifelong slacker, i can't really explain it

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spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)

same here, when I started 8 years ago

I was worried about the motivation and discipline thing, but it is suprisingly easy to get around - I find now the worst thing is not knowing when to 'switch off'

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)

the worst thing is not knowing

that the fucking builder lives in the real world and knows better than you! ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)

I can cite numerous examples from my own work where that statement is utter bollocks :)

/it's a two-way street this road ;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:32, archived)

*high fives*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:57, archived)

thats a rather sultry

and angry looking lady. Nice work

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:17, archived)

it's still a little too big to post here

/probably not helping blog :(

it's ace btw

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:17, archived)

I promise to give you your 8k back another time

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WormuIus, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:18, archived)

A sad tale, and horribly familiar...

Still, the lo-res version is lovely!

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enceladus, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:17, archived)

Ah, the old 'save' instead of 'save as' bastard...

It's great stuff, all the same, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:18, archived)

Wow! I magine how annoyed you'd have been if it'd been something good!

Only joking!

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:18, archived)

is it cheryl baker?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:18, archived)

nice boobies

Woo

Edit: Have some more boobies

(mr sausage wanks merrily, not furiously, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)

that's fab, that

sorry to hear the big version got munged :(

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spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)

This is luverly.

I have developed OCD regarding file saving after a similar incident many moons ago.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)

It certainly won't happen again

at least I have the vectors saved separately

all the flats, frame and colouring have gone though

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WormuIus, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)

She looks like you appear to feel . . .

nice but upset . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)

I hate it when that happens :(

great work nonetheless

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pzyko Query failed., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)

Thats rather nice.

When you saved by mistake, did you try going back up the history to before you flattened and changed the image size? It should have let you go back and save again, so long as you havent closed the image after.

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nastybadger, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)

^ THIS

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:44, archived)

just put white space all around it.

and present it as is.

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)

Ouch!

It's fantastic work nontheless.

And I guess that if you use export rather than save, you'll have less of a problem going back in history and all that.

This reply was prought to you by SCIENCE™

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)

Forgive me,

I know RPS sucks the big one, but I am posting this (unshopped) photo of my daughter taken at the local RIS store yesterday as an excuse to ask a question.

Can someone please suggest an easy way to give an image a UV light effect in Photoshop? Thanks...

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)

daughter?

age?

(r3load, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:14, archived)

21 and she'd make mincemeat of you

heh

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:17, archived)

thats way too old.

(r3load, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)

Ah, the plight of the frustrated groomer.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)

I'm sure I can

but you will have to be less vague with what you are trying to achieve.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:14, archived)

Right, cheers Pas

Elder son (artist) has commission to paint a mural on the disco wall of a local pub, which will sometimes be lit by blacklight or UV. He wants to scan photos of his line drawings and sketches into Photoshop and apply some kind of an effect which will reveal what the might look like under such lighting conditions.... if you see what I mean

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:20, archived)

may be simpler (better) ways

but i'd do two layers, one of which was the "UV" layer, the other the normal, and just play about with the light levels on the two layers.

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)

cheers

I shall try the colour purple first

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)

sorry I was late getting back

yeah seems pretty simple. Have a layer over the top, fill it with black and change to screen mode ( black and screen make for much better glints and lights )
make selections of the 'light' with a suitable feather then fill with the colour you need, add a diffuse blur. Then use the layer properties to add glow to it playing with the colours. Do each one on a separate layer so you can alter the strengths to give depth. if they still look flat you can run a soft airbrush in dodge mode down the centre of the lights to change the values a little.
If you have any problem at all making it look good enough then please don't hesitate to send me the files with some colour instruction and I'd be happy to provide my interpretation of it. It sounds important enough to get right.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:48, archived)

ace, thanks

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)

silly name, but the retardex mouthwash is great

just don't put the peppermint oil in it (it tastes a bit odd, but it's the alcohol free/relatively tasteless mouthwash out there)

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custard, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)

Hehehe

I hope you both were caught on CCTV ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:45, archived)

Back to fat (head)?

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)

I thought a symmetrical face was meant to be beautiful?

This proves that theory horribly, horribly wrong.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:11, archived)

It's not just the fact that her eyes are both looking in opposite directions either

LOOK AT THAT JAW!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:14, archived)

As with so many other instances,

Winehouse is the exception that once more proves the rule.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:14, archived)

If you stick half a shit

to another half shit you still only end up with one whole shit.

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:14, archived)

Haha, this is my favourite answer.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)

well that sort of is

compared to her real face

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)

She has been doing pushups !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:14, archived)

But what has she been pushing up

And more crucially - where?

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)

Pushing up her sleeves . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)

Wizard's?

sorry

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)

christ, looks like she has some kind of giant spider/louse thing on her head

O_O

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:41, archived)

Proves

She is one step away from becoming Keith Richards.

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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)

Sunday Omnibus

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)

Hahah! hatstand

*clicks*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)

Haha!

That definitely deserves a woo.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)

most splendid

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)

hahah :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:51, archived)

Fabulous!

*clicks*

Edit: and that last frame is genius.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:51, archived)

Please tell me it's

Stalin Come Dancing

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:54, archived)

^ this.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)

I love Strictly Come Dancing

does that make me weird (I think most forms of dancing are mesmerising)

(

custard, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:20, archived)

Even St. Vitus'?

;)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)

This IS the best thing since sliced bread

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)

Ahaha

*clicks*

*clicks hard*

You get bonus points for the speech bubble saying 'cockney patois'

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)

HAhahaha

fantastic

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)

i don't understand the cockney

but like the premise

TJ: anyone watching the rugby??? is it just me or was René from allo allo conducting the band for the anthems?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)

bloody egg chasers

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)

Hey don't talk about the French that way

They may have strange rural customs, but it is bigoted to mock.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)

hush you

after the boring game played by wales yesterday i'm now forced to throw my weight behind the french

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:06, archived)

It may have been boring but at least it wasn't painful to watch

*cough*England*cough*fuckingpathetic*cough*

*Is English*

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)

passport says english

but the next one i get will be irish.

and at times both games were fairly painful.

i was supporting scotland up until the final whistle of the ireland game as england losing and ireland winning would've opened it right up

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:21, archived)

Incredible!

*Switches EastEnders tapes for YeastEnders*

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)

Hahaha!

Excellent stuff!

*clicks*

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enceladus, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)

brilly -

ant

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)

Hahahaha! :D

A woo and a yay and a clicky-clicky-click

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)

I love this

'clicks hard'

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McBadger COW, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)

FP material :)

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Cae1, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)

this ^

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McBadger COW, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:07, archived)

Clickety clickety

Genius from start to finish!

(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)

Haha, brilliant.

(MooCow_Byter, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)

Hahahaha! Ace!

Reminds me of my third ever pic here:

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:06, archived)

That's .69kb over

you dirty FAQ-Breaker!!1!

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:08, archived)

I'm feeling subversive today! :D

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)

Hahaha!

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McBadger COW, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:09, archived)

BIGGER

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)

brilliant

stuff. Nice to see on a Sunday.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:07, archived)

I thought you had your sexy latino home at weekends?

what are you doing online hanging around with these reprobates?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)

Oh you have no idea.

I've not been spoken too since yesterday afternoon. ( but due to football and beer not talking to me was a good idea. ).

She's at my mum's with the boy. I am making dinner. ( and painting 1970's TV heroes )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)

Ah well

You just need to learn how to have angry sex

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)

0_0

Goodness!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:21, archived)

hehehe

this forces me to click with gusto :D

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)

Fantastic!

This made me laugh harder than anything else this week, despite the fact that I've been working with engineering drawings produced in Canada.

(Fles is a man amongst gods., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)

Yay.

(Larry_Mudd, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:30, archived)

haha awesome! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)

haha

fantastic!

(ratthingbazzterd, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)

haha

"If you have been disturbed by any of the issues raised in tonights show, fuck you"

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)

there is only a bloody stump

left of my right index finger because I clicked 'I like this' so much.

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)

*Drum Solo*

hahahaha!

*Click Solo*

(

stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)

Oh FP, please

"a fucking dancing competition of some sort" Likely and a bit of a tacky add on, but I love it.

(

Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)

hahahah

Ohh, thats a little bit special. Spreads so easily, dirty bitch.

(staggs28, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 7:03, archived)

The only thing greater than this

Is the intensity of the performance, the look they give each other in the last few frames, mesmerising.

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 8:52, archived)

hahaha!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:08, archived)

I've never even seen EastEnders.

But this is genuinely clever and funny.

The last part is especially. Though the part before "Drum Solo" look like someone wiped their arse with a piece of bread (which isn't your fault anyway).

(Skooma, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:38, archived)

hahahaha!

That is absolutely superb!

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bennyhillslovechild, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:03, archived)

haha

the last frame makes it

(Keefe, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 18:21, archived)

That's excellent :D

(

Monty Propps, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 10:56, archived)

asockiwaki indians

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:33, archived)

\o/

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:33, archived)

it's chief little big toe

yay.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:37, archived)

heh :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:38, archived)

This made me audibly say 'awwww'

'ningles sah

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:38, archived)

art'noon sweetie

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:44, archived)

Woo for injuns!

Have a pea.

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Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:39, archived)

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inexpressible started a joke on, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)

Yay :D

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:45, archived)

Hurrah!

About time we had some new socks.

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)

wonderful

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)

What a wacky oddball funster he is, eh?

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:30, archived)

Hahahaha!

Bloody ace...

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:31, archived)

I filtad

Such a lovely smile so I sharpened it up a little. Hope you don't mind!

Click for bigger (81KB)

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Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:43, archived)

Awwwww!

Smiley Cap'n :)

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:45, archived)

this really should have had the full b3ta treatment by now

far too much fawning going on if you ask me.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:45, archived)

You call it fawning,

in my case it's just laziness.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)

hahaha

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)

~~fawning~~ fwapping

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:55, archived)

I'm waiting for a picture taken with a

proper camera at decent resolution and then I shall give the Captian my absolute full and undivided b3ta treatment.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:08, archived)

I can only shudder to think

what that actually means.

Although I imagine it involves fluids of some kind.

*shudder*

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)

It means he likes applying filters to the sexy ladys

Edit: and me

(

Coffee filters?

Although I wouldn't have thought you'd really be able to get any purchase with the thing.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:14, archived)

Madam, you are all of the sexeh...

*chastely hugs to prove it*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:17, archived)

that picture is broked :(

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:18, archived)

fixed and wahey!

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)

Ding dong!

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)

phwoaaaar!

bloody hell!

(sorry to do the sid james thing, but wowsers!)

(

custard, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)

Corr!

And, my, does it get bigger.

(cow-appreciation-society, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:34, archived)

hahahahaha!

superb.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:31, archived)

You're on a roll today sir!

*glomps*

(

Pastrami, pickles, a little bit of mustard on Vogel bread, actually. Plus some very strong coffee.

*glomps right back atcha!*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:33, archived)

My missus just made me the most delicious lunch-type-meal

involving my first ever experience of eggs in purgatory (his own delicious version of it) and some rather lovely cumberland sausages.

He says 'hi' by the way :D

Edit: I provided the coffee. Mmmmm

(

Eggs in purgatory?

That sounds like a theological nightmare of a prandial supplement.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:39, archived)

The basic premise seems to involve poaching them in chopped/tinned tomatoes

It was quite, quite nice

(

i just looked that up

it's a new one on me, looks yummy.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:42, archived)

I was just skimming through 'Rogue Herries' by Hugh Walpole in the library

in Thurman Street, when I came over all peckish.

:)

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:43, archived)

CHEESE!

(

hehe

I'm glad someone got it ;)

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)

"Do you actually HAVE any cheese?"

"Oh, yes sir! we have..."
"No, no...don't tell me, I'm enjoying the challenge"

(

Peckish sir?

Esurient

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)

"EEEEEeee, I AIN'T 'ALF 'UNGRY LIKE"

(

HAHAHA!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:53, archived)

Oh, heaven forbid: I am one who delights in all manifestations of the Terpsichorean muse!

Sorry?
Ooh, I like a nice tune, you're forced to.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:56, archived)

Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?

Not today, sir, no....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)

Mmmmm - Cumberland Sausages...... now I'm getting hungry again.

Do say 'Hi' to the Prof - I got his text, please assure him I shall respond, I'm just catching up after hols.

If you wouldn't mind passing on this *manhug* to him, I'd be very grateful.

:)

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:40, archived)

Hurrah!

*returns manhug forcibly*

*fondles bumcheeks*

/relurk

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:42, archived)

I hope you've bought enough eggs for the rest of us.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:43, archived)

Oooooh yes

Through no purposeful fault of my own there is currently at least a dozen in the kitchen right now...and that's after just having two each!

(

Lucky you, I only have one left.

I do have most of a roast chicken,though.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:47, archived)

\o/

*enjoys*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:44, archived)

Haha.

Glad to see you have him in training on the breakfast front ;)

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:43, archived)

Hahah!

He's still campaigning for bed space, but he certainly has the breakfast thing down

(

i'm not liking disney atm

because they're using the robin hood prince of thieves theme to advertise their DVD range (on the DVDs themselves)

so this gets a click

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:32, archived)

One of many, many reasons to not like them, I'd say.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:34, archived)

yeh

i remember in the days of innocence when all they did was make decent animated films and build expensive theme parks.

then they ressurected lindsay lohan's career, added new songs to the lion king and became general evil bastards

so far from the dreams of that Lovely Lovely man Walt, who never had any racist thoughts whatsoever

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)

you had me worried for a minute there...

until the last line ;)

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:08, archived)

i do still have a soft spot for the "Classics" range

(Arrogant bastards)
to the point i bought myself 101 dalmations the other day. but since i've growed up and starting seeing more about their business dealings i've liked them less and less. I only hope John Lasseter and co raped them when they sold pixar as i pissed myself laughing when i read about disney cutting ties with pixar, and then shutting their traditional animation studio.

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)

KKK Rockets Hats are go!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:20, archived)

Hurray!

So they were just pioneering scientists all along. Woo

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:21, archived)

baldness in the KKK?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:21, archived)

Can't say I'm surprised

woo to pic btw!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:23, archived)

i'm shocked they've allowed them in

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:24, archived)

Fool. They weren't *originally* bald

the rocket hats burned it away.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:26, archived)

that's what they claimed

to maintain their membership

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:29, archived)

what quite fulfilled humans they must be

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:24, archived)

The really tall one in the black cloak

Looks suspiciously like The Knights who say Ni, minus the horns.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:25, archived)

hahahaha. it does and all.

A SHRUBBERY!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:26, archived)

where will we find a shubbery from

minor TJ: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7277967.stm
why has this kidney stone been photographed on someone's fingertip?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:30, archived)

To give an idea of scale?

Or to show the awesome power of man over puny kidney stones.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:32, archived)

pah

in my day we used pennies, 5ps and london buses, not cellular level photographs of skin

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:56, archived)

You must have had some incredibly large kidney stones

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:57, archived)

i do

i keep them in a jar by my bed and feed them kittins

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)

I approve of this behaviour

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)

Like the worlds tiniest remote controlled car, shown next to a 5p? :D

might have been smallest model car, or something

They (not the same people that made the car, just a 'they') made a teddy bear only 9mm long

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)

:D :D :D

inspired name change tieem

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:33, archived)

Hooray!

Sounds like you should be locked up, though

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:44, archived)

That'd burn the baldness a bit, i feel

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:26, archived)

Thom Yorke.

Previously.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:55, archived)

I LOVE YOU THOM

Excellent work :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:56, archived)

^.^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:56, archived)

I'm liking these

very scanner darkly but with thicker lines.

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:56, archived)

Someone else told me that, too!

I've never seen it. Hahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:57, archived)

i've seen it a couple of times

and not had a clue what was going on. about to start reading the book, so hopefully will have a better idea once i've finished (although from what i've heard it's just as confusing and druggy)

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:00, archived)

Hahahah

sounds great...?
I dunno, but I feel like I should see ot, now that two people said my stuff reminds them of it.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:00, archived)

think it's just the style you've used

it was fairly revolutionary as a film as it was the first feature film where they animated over every cell of film. The style already existed, but hadn't been used to that degree

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:02, archived)

Yeah?

That's cool, though.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:03, archived)

ROTORSCOPING!

It was generally only used for special effects, it was what they used in the original A New Hope for the lightsabers to my memory.

And of course in the game Another World, best use of rotorscoping ever.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:14, archived)

cheers

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:17, archived)

Yeah, it's "rotoscoping"

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:30, archived)

motorboating?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:31, archived)

Yeah, it's "motoboating"

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:50, archived)

I stand corrected good sir

I would usually look things up on google to not look a twat, but I am having to type out a massive spiel about idealism and philosophy.

That's my excuse anyway.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:34, archived)

This

is truely superb!
*click*

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:57, archived)

Thank you!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:58, archived)

Woo... Simon likes..

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:58, archived)

I am scared of Simon...

Hahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:59, archived)

you've made him simple!

simple simon!

look at him, going to the fair

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:04, archived)

looks like the MCP from Tron

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custard, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:24, archived)

I have to agree

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:37, archived)

You are mad

And I claim my flaming penguin.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:39, archived)

These are good, Miss Kitti

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:59, archived)

Thank you

Sir Dog.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:00, archived)

Sir Dog?

Doesn't feel right.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:02, archived)

It doesn't does it?

Ah, well. Let's pretend it never happened, and distract everbody by SHOUTING! SHOUTING NOW!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:03, archived)

PINEAPPLE!

CUSTARD TARTS!!!

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:04, archived)

COLD COFFEE!

LOUD NOW! LOUD SHOUTING!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:04, archived)

Oooh custard tarts

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:04, archived)

Don't mind if I do.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:05, archived)

That white and red one

reminds of sushi with a face.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:06, archived)

Yeah, I just made myself want them

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:06, archived)

What

is a custard tart?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:07, archived)

Like a jam tart

but with custard.

Often grated nutmeg on top, too. Amazing.

EDIT: Also, isketch?

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:08, archived)

Ahhh

sounds yummeh.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:10, archived)

Methinks you need a new branding iron

The KK is looking a bit dull and out of place.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:01, archived)

I know.

I need to work on something new. Hahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:02, archived)

I'm thinking something

using the same lines for the two ls and two ts. Wait a second i'll draw what I mean.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:04, archived)

Ohkay.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:05, archived)

Like that albeit better drawn

But I don't have particularly nice looking handwriting on paper let alone in photoshop.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:12, archived)

Ooh

that's quite cool! I may try that. My handwriting is much worse than yours, though. Hahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:14, archived)

This is exactly how I imagined it from your description

Huzzah

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:15, archived)

I am better at words than images

Stupid classical education.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:36, archived)

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:03, archived)

Is this the results of a genetic experiment with Thom Yorke and Mr Tickle?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:04, archived)

I like this.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:04, archived)

is that gordon freeman finally snapping under all the pressure?

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:05, archived)

Yes. He couldn't handle the zombie goasts.

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:07, archived)

stupid zombie ghosts!

die damn it!!

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:08, archived)

Ooh, I am liking that

especially the colour shading thingies

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:04, archived)

Thank you!

:D

It all started with Johnny Greenwood, because in the photo, he had no 'natural' color. Hahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:05, archived)

woo, this is ace!

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McBadger COW, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:13, archived)

Thank you!

:D

Howzit?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:15, archived)

good thanks!

gonna head into london later and take some pictures to get to grips with photomatix, I've been loving the HDR lately. How are you? Been pulling out alot of good work lately I see :D

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McBadger COW, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:22, archived)

Oooh

Sounds fun. :D
I have to go work another day at this craft show with my mum. For some reason, if I'm not there, no one buys. Hahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:25, archived)

your pics are getting to be quite bloody good young lady

Woo & *click*!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:21, archived)

Thank you!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:25, archived)

the blue range

and the flesh tones are majik!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:27, archived)

Sunday Greetings!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:42, archived)

Glad I ate already.

Good morning, JPG!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:43, archived)

A very good afternoon to you, sir

I hope it's less rainy on your side of the pond. It's pretty bloody grim here.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:44, archived)

My front yard was an olympic swimming pool most of yesterday

It's a bit drier now, but I fear trying to get my truck out of the driveway. I'm sure the weather over there will be much prettier for Monday :-)

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:51, archived)

Time to test out those special balloon tyres, eh?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:56, archived)

dear god!

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:44, archived)

Hahahaha!

lovely :D

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:45, archived)

Mmmmmm

peppers

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:48, archived)

Sexy stuff.

I just made this, but it probably doesn't deserve its own thread.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:49, archived)

Laaarverly!

Check out this I made not long ago, also not worth it's own thread:

cfb(250k)
PAEDOTREEWILLRAPEYOURCHILDREN

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:56, archived)

That reminds me of something I've made earlier

will try to find it

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:05, archived)

Perhaps this

or this

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:07, archived)

Very nice

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:08, archived)

I saw that on the board this week when I was in lurk mode

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:09, archived)

How very voyeuristic.

You'll make me paranoid.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:10, archived)

I'm watching you too

O.O

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:19, archived)

Stop it, stop it, stop it!

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:21, archived)

face it!! ?

in .. the face?

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:10, archived)

Always in the face.

noons discomeats

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:25, archived)

noons

and indeed, always, the face

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:39, archived)

*LOL*

Lovely stuff, sir!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:50, archived)

careful

you remember what happened last time...

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:50, archived)

Why did you have that link to hand?

Wank bank?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:51, archived)

yes

next question?

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:53, archived)

Can I burrow a tissue?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:54, archived)

here

use mine

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:55, archived)

I'll wait till it's dried out a bit.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:56, archived)

and the tissue too

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:59, archived)

That was a quality war.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:53, archived)

^ I'm still laughing at that one..

A real beaut.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:54, archived)

i lost in the quality stakes it's true :(

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:57, archived)

what?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:59, archived)

Hahaha

What the fuck?

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:00, archived)

what?

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:00, archived)

hehe yep ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:06, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:57, archived)

i'm going to hit you ;)

*hangs head in hands*
*weeps a little*

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:58, archived)

christ on a boat!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:07, archived)

My word!

Ningles lovely Mister.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:45, archived)

Yeah, I know - what was I thinking? (rhetorical)

How are you, my dear Cap'n?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:46, archived)

A touch hungover, and all premenstrual.

Bless him, manwife is making me a bacon sandwich as we speak. He also bought me some chocolate and proferred it with some trepidation.

I am a horrible lady, in summation.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:47, archived)

In no way could you ever be.

Chocolate, Bacon Sarnies, and copious hugs are the best way to sort out the dread PM blues.

*offers hugs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:49, archived)

*hug* bless you, I'm better now.

I had a crying/snotty/shouty moment earlier though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:50, archived)

*plumps extra-comfy cushions on sofa for Fae to rest against*

There you go, honey.

:)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:52, archived)

:D Hehe, I'm sitting on the most uncomfortable chair ever.

Judicious application of pillows just about takes the edge off....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:54, archived)

You are a member of the Spanish Inquisition

AICMFP

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:01, archived)

Gah!

rumbled....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:17, archived)

ah.. peppers

www.b3tards.com/u/5d4c552eb78a7f1b7de2/botoxandpeppers.jpg

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TBL I posted this on, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 13:57, archived)

HAHAHAHA!

Wonderful!

*collapses on floor laughing*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:08, archived)

Her bottom is delicious

I mean, she's quite lovely anyway, but I am very drawn to the prime rump

(

Hiya Lovely!

*hugs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:19, archived)

aces!

(m4shup look out stomach, here come banana, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 14:51, archived)

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