I'll just pea here
This image is now swine topical, although it wasn't originally intended to be
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This image is now swine topical, although it wasn't originally intended to be
WAR?
WAR?
WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?
WELL IT GIVES THE ARMS INDUSTRY A JOLLY GOOD BOOST AND GETS RID OF EXCESS POPULATION
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:31,
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WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?
WELL IT GIVES THE ARMS INDUSTRY A JOLLY GOOD BOOST AND GETS RID OF EXCESS POPULATION
AND CAUSES MASSIVE ADVANCEMENTS IN AIR TRAVEL
HEALTH NUCLEAR POWER ETC....
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:32,
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EVERYONE IS A CUNT ON THE INTERNET. FACT.
AND IT'S OK FOR YOU TO GET OUTRAGED?
BUT NOT ME TO OUTRAGE AT THE OUTRAGING? THAT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE WHATSOEVER
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:29,
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BUT NOT ME TO OUTRAGE AT THE OUTRAGING? THAT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE WHATSOEVER
the difference is that prodg is consistent
you're like a grumpy six year old
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:31,
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you are the one saying I'm outrage, when I'm not..
I just posted a picture of paul danials...but thanks for pointing out you have some issue with me.
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OPINIONS ARE LIKE ARSEHOLES
EVERYONE HAS ONE BUT I DON'T NECESSARILY WANT TO HEAR YOURS.
HOW DO I FIX MY CAPS LOCK KEY? I THINK IT HAS JAM UNDER IT
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:29,
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HOW DO I FIX MY CAPS LOCK KEY? I THINK IT HAS JAM UNDER IT
its ok, if you're caps button s stuck people WILL JUST THINK YOU'RE BEING HILARIOUS ON THE INTERNET
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:36,
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kitten bunker!
edit: speaking of girls on trampolines
www.gifbin.com/bin/2888yusw242.gif :D
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:26,
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www.gifbin.com/bin/2888yusw242.gif :D
do you happen to know the site that collects all these bouncy gifs?
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:32,
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Anyone else think Rebecca Loos might know more about this swine flu than she's letting on?
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:15,
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had to google who that was
I would. I've no idea who she is.
I tend never ever ever to read gossip or try to keep up with celeb crap.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:17,
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I tend never ever ever to read gossip or try to keep up with celeb crap.
ahh tv
dunno why i bothered carrying this tv upstairs, not even plugged it in since i got it (being without a tv for about 2 years edit: maybe longer thinking about it)
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:21,
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She wonked off a pog for a reality TV show.
And she shagged David Beckham.
(Before she wonked off the pog, I think)
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:19,
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(Before she wonked off the pog, I think)
Maybe it's not reptiles dressed as humans we should worry about.
You'd be pretty mental too if you got called D.Icke
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:04,
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You'd be pretty mental too if you got called D.Icke
Oh bless, that'd have been a good joke
but you're going to get raped in the nostril now.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:05,
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a woman goes to the doctor and says...
"EGKUDE ME DOGGOR, CAN YOU GED PREGDAND FROM NADAL THEX?"
"No of course not" says the doctor
*horrible snorting noise*
"Thanks goodness for that" says the woman.
It's more of an 'in person' joke.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:08,
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"No of course not" says the doctor
*horrible snorting noise*
"Thanks goodness for that" says the woman.
It's more of an 'in person' joke.
The things I do for you.
Lazy cock end. Hang on.
edit: www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/14592
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:11,
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edit: www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/14592
We wear cocks, balloon hats, glowy things and drunken smiles.
It's fun, come along.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:13,
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www.thelocal.se/19064/20090424/
fuck it: 15,000 posts
reflecto-pr0n
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:13,
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fuck it: 15,000 posts
reflecto-pr0n
SNOTNEWS
and I've seen that. Many times.
I didn't try and make it clearer. No. Or bigger.
That'd be silly.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:15,
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I didn't try and make it clearer. No. Or bigger.
That'd be silly.
I'm sorting out my travel arrangements tonight.
I shall goto the ball.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:15,
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we wear barcodes
makes it easier for the carers to scan us back in on the 'special' bus
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:13,
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hahaha :)
one of my fave jokes
/don't forget tomorrow - 100th episode on tonight
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:10,
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/don't forget tomorrow - 100th episode on tonight
*SPOILERS*
IT WAS ALL A DREAM
THE ISLAND IS INSIDE A DINOSAUR
I bet the final episode is just one long shot of all the people that made it laughing at you for watching their retarded programme.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:14,
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THE ISLAND IS INSIDE A DINOSAUR
I bet the final episode is just one long shot of all the people that made it laughing at you for watching their retarded programme.
Stopped watching that some time ago.
I like goodnight sweatheart So that must make lost really really fucking awful!
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:19,
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horses for courses.
I love it, and it's one of the few shows I bother watching these days
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:26,
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I bet HE doesn't know what lies in the shadow of the statue...
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:24,
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now then
can anybody tell me what new upstart addernsell has done wrong here?
anyone? anyone?
Yes you there at the back with the large head...
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:05,
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anyone? anyone?
Yes you there at the back with the large head...
oooh - so close. Bless!
anyone else?
Something to do with the image he posted.....
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:08,
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Something to do with the image he posted.....
Does saying that David Icke is inside (in the Brian text)
mean he's cheating?
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:11,
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sowy
I have now replaced the batteries in my sarcasm-detector and it's now working properly
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:27,
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I control the sisterhood
Trouble is, I keep throwing out members who let the side down.
It's lonely up here.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:13,
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It's lonely up here.
Oh, Wormyface
When I see your little toes
They make me happy for I knows
You are a little Wormyface
Even though I'm mean to you
Because you're nasty and smell of glue
I will teach you how to jew
You are my little Wormyface
There.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:08,
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They make me happy for I knows
You are a little Wormyface
Even though I'm mean to you
Because you're nasty and smell of glue
I will teach you how to jew
You are my little Wormyface
There.
I was about to Photoshop David Icke's face onto a Jew
but I can't be arsed now.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:10,
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Because I wrote you a lovely song
to ease your fragile little tear covered head.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:10,
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It's because I secretly adore you and want to have your
emotionless, sulky little mankittens.
Goodnight, Warmyouless.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:17,
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Goodnight, Warmyouless.
what a nudey photo?
i think i'm about to give up on getting a digital camera to hand
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:10,
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If he's taking photos of himself naked and not sending them to me
I'm not going to be a happy captain.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:12,
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you're all bastards
and i hate youuuu
david icke is my boyfriend you insensitive cunts
.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:07,
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david icke is my boyfriend you insensitive cunts
.
too big, unshopped, etc.
Hello new person, You've misjudged how we roll a touch. please read the FAQ that you can get to by clicking on your L plate or at the top of the page.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:11,
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its in my profile :p
even yours is in there too! :D
www.b3ta.com/board/8002609
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:10,
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www.b3ta.com/board/8002609
I've seen your profile
But I am old and my memory is shot.
I even forgot I was extremely miffed with you!
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:35,
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I even forgot I was extremely miffed with you!
Twat
friendly that is... sorry, shouldn't have optimised it so much!
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:00,
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This deserves more attention
*gives attention*
I for one welcome our unlurkers!
and Woo
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 19:23,
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I for one welcome our unlurkers!
and Woo
" ... and it's really realistic, y'know, because ... well ... Oswald's not in it ... "
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i've been there.
no fucking way. no fucking way.
"To the layman, or someone who dabbles in physics, it may look as though it came from over here"
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:59,
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"To the layman, or someone who dabbles in physics, it may look as though it came from over here"
now the day is over, or nearly...
much better, ta.
Just wanted to say 'hello' :)
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:49,
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Just wanted to say 'hello' :)
I just didn'tcallbutstayedontheinternet to say I love yooooooou
I justdidn'tcallbutstayedontheinternet to say how much I caaaaaare
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:50,
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:D
I love my rose, I do.
Only a month to go!
You'll get uberbighugs then, because I didn't cuddle you enough at lunch.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:53,
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Only a month to go!
You'll get uberbighugs then, because I didn't cuddle you enough at lunch.
NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - DAVID ICKE
It's David Icke's birthday this week, so what better gift than a whole seven days dedicated to his crackpot conspiracy ramblings? Just who IS ruling the world, and what do they plan to do with it? Open up Photoshop and show us the wonderful world of David Icke.
Challenge suggested by The Great Architect and voted for by YOU.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:35,
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It's David Icke's birthday this week, so what better gift than a whole seven days dedicated to his crackpot conspiracy ramblings? Just who IS ruling the world, and what do they plan to do with it? Open up Photoshop and show us the wonderful world of David Icke.
Challenge suggested by The Great Architect and voted for by YOU.
I'm grand ta.
Trying to escape the Rat race and go off on a wild adventure at the moment.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:44,
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A) save up loads of money until september
B)
C)
D) Have wild and crazy adventure
E)
F) Wake up in exotic location
G)
H) Maybe think about going back to rat race.
I)
I'm missing a few points but thats basically the plan.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:48,
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B)
C)
D) Have wild and crazy adventure
E)
F) Wake up in exotic location
G)
H) Maybe think about going back to rat race.
I)
I'm missing a few points but thats basically the plan.
Have fun, chap. Don't get into trouble.
REMEMBER: inform the internet of all new information.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:51,
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yeah
Although, I might just bring some buckfast incase of emergency.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:52,
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*shakes head*
You Scottish boys. There's nothing sexier, and nothing more frustrating.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:54,
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Not so much you, but t'other Dave
is extremely frustrating, but only because he's a wanker that knows exactly how to wind me up.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:57,
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there are other Daves?
I must find them and kill them highlander style, there can be only one.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:58,
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Nooo, don't kill my one.
Broon, silly.
My dad's a Dave too, but he's unstoppable so I don't fear for him.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:59,
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My dad's a Dave too, but he's unstoppable so I don't fear for him.
he is?
Didn't know that - that still doesnt explain why I keep reading his name as Lard Dave Draws
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:54,
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Because he's hugely, frighteningly fat.
In the way that he's not at all, and is quite the slender minx.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:55,
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mooooobs!
speaking of boobs, girls and trampolines? good or bad?
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:59,
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From the girl or spectator's PoV?
From the girls: bad. OW OW OW OW OW.
From the spectators: ooh. Yes.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:00,
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From the spectators: ooh. Yes.
ahh explains alot
I bought a trampoline from ebuyer for £9.99 :D boingy boingy boingy
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:13,
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Don't say that, I've got a vintage Star Trek t shirt coming from there.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:43,
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Because there's a lot to be said for things from the 70s, Archie.
*looks up and down*
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:46,
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yeah, but alas I'm not one of the better things produced in 1976
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:47,
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:-(
this is the worst 'fuck off, weird girl' I've ever got.
*mopes*
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:51,
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*mopes*
*sympathy pokes*
;) cheer up m'dear.
you have red hair, and therefore have no need to flirt with me.
Why waste time on formalities?
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:53,
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you have red hair, and therefore have no need to flirt with me.
Why waste time on formalities?
I picture all this happening in a cowboy bar
people are shooting into the air and a piano is playing.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:58,
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Nope. It's from a sci fi merch store that's shut down.
STTMP original.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:51,
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Just post lizards in pale blue shellsuits playing football with the queen and you've got it sorted
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:40,
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you seem to have missed the
'Just who IS ruling the world, and what do they plan to do with it'? part,
which is equally available to photoshop.
there need not be a turquoise shell suit in sight ;)
and don't worry, if word gets back, the web sheriff might be onto it before the end of the week ;)
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:44,
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which is equally available to photoshop.
there need not be a turquoise shell suit in sight ;)
and don't worry, if word gets back, the web sheriff might be onto it before the end of the week ;)
All I get from David Icke is that he had some kind of minor stroke while watching V
and reading some discredited books and he's been allowed to carry on blindly without medical assistance ever since.
Its a bit sad.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:49,
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Its a bit sad.
but he lives on the Isle of Wight
so he probably feels at home there...
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:50,
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Kris Kristofferson and Boxcar Willie??????
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_icke
fuck he's more mental than I thought. OR IS THAT WHAT THEY JUST WANT US TO BELIEVE? HMM? HMM?
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:56,
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fuck he's more mental than I thought. OR IS THAT WHAT THEY JUST WANT US TO BELIEVE? HMM? HMM?
oh balls
I wanted Joes :(
If you wanted to chase Catnipppp off Archie you could have just sent him naked pictures of yourself like you do other people.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:38,
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If you wanted to chase Catnipppp off Archie you could have just sent him naked pictures of yourself like you do other people.
joes would have been fairly funny, but there would have been an obscene amount of "didn't read the compo-itus"
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:42,
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I have no wish to chase anybody off.
It was the fact someone else mentioned it was Icke's Birthday today that got me thinking, considering he
has been such a well publicised person on b3ta of late.
And it's difficult giving those naked pictures to everyone, as not all are blessed with an A1 printer
*stomach like a lava lamp*
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:42,
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has been such a well publicised person on b3ta of late.
And it's difficult giving those naked pictures to everyone, as not all are blessed with an A1 printer
*stomach like a lava lamp*
Hahaha
If he hasn't fled by now though, he never will.
Besides, B3ta reaches so many people and I firmly believe that is the reason he is here.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:02,
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Besides, B3ta reaches so many people and I firmly believe that is the reason he is here.
Poor Old David Icke
I bet if you read his gibberish as a metaphor it's probably every bit as accurate as some other thing.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:40,
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Almost half an hour has past
and not a tinfoil hat post in sight.
Have I wandered into a parallel universe?
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:03,
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Have I wandered into a parallel universe?
everyone has realised they don't have any reposts for this,
so they'll have to make something new
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:04,
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But Catnipppp has generated enough picture replies
Shirley most suit this challenge?
I ain't complaining, btw
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:09,
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I ain't complaining, btw
you never do, 'Pot. :)
You well btw? Haven't spoken to you in a while.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:10,
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I have my moments, but not often
I am full of wellness, thanks.
Hope you are too :)
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:40,
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Hope you are too :)
Bah
i think ill boycott this compo.
I know next to nothing about david icke (unlike the majority of the internets for some reason), so b3ta will fly right over my head in the coming 7 days
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:04,
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I know next to nothing about david icke (unlike the majority of the internets for some reason), so b3ta will fly right over my head in the coming 7 days
its offical
ebay is broken - stupid "improvements"
4000 results before "improvement" 14,000 after "improvement" - bastards
oh and
Smells like bacon
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:28,
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4000 results before "improvement" 14,000 after "improvement" - bastards
oh and
Smells like bacon
yes
yes no
"land rover" of course
my new toy needs some polish (1954 86" Series 1 Land Rover) proper job!
www.flickr.com/photos/skug/3481426422/ :D
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:30,
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"land rover" of course
my new toy needs some polish (1954 86" Series 1 Land Rover) proper job!
www.flickr.com/photos/skug/3481426422/ :D
....probably but i can't find any now!
(okay i'm not looking for polish but shiney bits)
for example ebay link
used to bring 4,000 items
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:34,
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for example ebay link
used to bring 4,000 items
its lovely :D
always brings a smile to my face when I drive it
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:37,
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Like my wallpaper
which for a good....nmhmtnnmgmn months (ages, anyway) has been a Skuggy original.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:38,
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Today is:
1-6 watch snooker. 7 play snooker. Watch snooker online when I get home. Highlight at 11:30ish.
Repeat tomorrow.
I FUCKERN LOOB SNOOFKERS.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:07,
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Repeat tomorrow.
I FUCKERN LOOB SNOOFKERS.
I seem to get my highest breaks with the pink and blue balls.
So, purple.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:08,
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I bet you really love the pink balls!
I'M INSINUATING YOU PLAY WITH MEN'S TESTICLES
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:11,
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hahah yes
I had to go away and find my contact lenses, cos I got to go and play football
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:25,
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aye
although I will be the oldest person there, but also one of the fittest
/young upstarts blog
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:28,
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/young upstarts blog
... I think you did yourself more credit the first time...
It's certainly nothing to be ashamed of, as long as your control is good. Practice makes perfect :D
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:30,
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Thaaaanks!
Which reminds me, I should neaten up the tip with some wet and dry before I go out.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:19,
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Are you coming onto me?
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:21,
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Wow wont go on a date with me, so you'll have to take me out.
I'll wear a dress, but I wont put a ribbon in my hair.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:23,
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Why won't she? She didn't say that.
I'm not sure I fancy your chances against the wife though, he's big and tae kwon do.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:26,
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*stumbles to the bar*
EDIT: SNOOKER FINISHED. DINNER AND SHOWER. THEN GO PLAY SNOOKER.
BYE INTERNET BUDDIES.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:30,
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EDIT: SNOOKER FINISHED. DINNER AND SHOWER. THEN GO PLAY SNOOKER.
BYE INTERNET BUDDIES.
Lemon
Marching powder has not been had in a good few years, and is responsible for me owing a rather scary chap a couple of grand. It's ok though, he's long gone.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:33,
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iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin 1
it's the compact brown caravan
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin 2
it's the two-tone Bakelite vacuum cleaner
etc
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:01,
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iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin 2
it's the two-tone Bakelite vacuum cleaner
etc
and Bully's special prize!
a speedboat. Now I know you live on the 14th floor of a block of flats in Birmingham...
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:02,
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but you can have a whizz up and down Gas Street Basin
before they arrest you
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:06,
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they only showed the speedboat if they lost...
if they won, it was a holiday!
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:25,
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they had some deal with a company that sold them or something
some mate of Jim Bowen' or the producers
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:34,
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You get nought in this game for two in a bed!
* which was always a shame...
PUBO'CLOCK EVERYBODY PEEPS!
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:05,
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* which was always a shame...
PUBO'CLOCK EVERYBODY PEEPS!
ah - makes sense now
fail indeed
the original needs a big hole to fall into or a shark appearing from the ground to eat him
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:09,
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the original needs a big hole to fall into or a shark appearing from the ground to eat him
Yays
Sorry major TJ!
I've been out buying feeesh!
I've got big ones and small ones and fantailed ones and and and other feeesh!
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:04,
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I've been out buying feeesh!
I've got big ones and small ones and fantailed ones and and and other feeesh!
they will be soon
if my experiences of fish keeping are anything to go by
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:08,
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I worked in a water gardens from the age of 14 to 17 (for a crappy £14 a day)
What I don't know about feeesh you could write on their long flowing poos:)
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:12,
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bah
I'm retrospectively jealous of your ability to keep the little fuckers alive.
I spent hundreds of pounds on fish, plants etc and nothing much stayed alive for long. They all eventually died in one big chemical poisoning event
I could never be bothered with any of the testing and cleaning malarkey, which lets face it is how places like Maidenhead Aquatics make their money
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:15,
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I spent hundreds of pounds on fish, plants etc and nothing much stayed alive for long. They all eventually died in one big chemical poisoning event
I could never be bothered with any of the testing and cleaning malarkey, which lets face it is how places like Maidenhead Aquatics make their money
Outdoors is easy.
Pond, water, leave for a month, add plants and feeesh and let them get on with it.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:18,
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I want to get some outdoor fish, but Mrs S
is setting up as a childminder so no can do. It doesn't do to drown the customers
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:19,
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just stick a poster of Peppers near the pond
and the kids'll stay clear
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:28,
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\o/
have you got them a little castle and some weeds and a treasure chest to play in?
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:08,
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Nope
I've put enough plants in the garden to encourage the right sorta guest (members club garden sorta thang).
It needs to establish itself first.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:17,
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It needs to establish itself first.
we had a pond
until we realised that two immigrants were living in it dressed as frogmen
now it's full of sump oil and an old welly
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:17,
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now it's full of sump oil and an old welly
OI, you, shitweasel
he's a designer, he doesn't work in the factory.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:43,
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I've never had a point, I've got a ladygarden with a well in it.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:52,
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Has the well ever had a small boy trapped at the bottom of it?
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:58,
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Once, but the doctors got him out before he started to decay.
And then there was this one time....
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:59,
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What?
The man released and album of lute based songs. He is on the cover FONDLING a lute.
He must be stopped.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:16,
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He must be stopped.
Oh, vaggy
that doesn't work on normal girls, only the ones you've encountered.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:07,
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*comes into the conversation late*
WHERE are you taking Captain Wow and are you using GEL?!
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:53,
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i have no idea what you just said
I am confused by the reasoning behind your mental-anguish inducing jibe
you are mean
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:54,
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you are mean
ah, that
I wasnt implying that - i just assumed that anyone working in the baloon industry has to handle them regularly - oo-err
Just like i smell of polygons and vertices.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:01,
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Just like i smell of polygons and vertices.
Nah, occasionally he goes to do quality checking
but mainly he just sits in his office being stressed.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:02,
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I'll see what I can do
you can have my one with the war bee thing on it, that's quite cool.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:05,
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are they rubber baloons
or those shaped foil ones you see in gift shops?
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:08,
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The page cannot be found.
*holds hand in front of face* spit it out.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:47,
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Provided it's a big shower.
Don't try it in the bathroom of a cheap hotel room.....
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:53,
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But, JollyTits, hamsters don't shower.
You are a hamster, right?
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:55,
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Only a Hamster if there is ample clevage available.....
...for transport, of course.....
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:56,
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Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:57,
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especially if it's someone elses room
and you've just entered it by mistake
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:55,
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*points to back of head*
almost broke this doing exactly that. Sliiiiiidephweeeeebonk*cries*
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:55,
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I have a mahoosive walk in shower, big enough for a foursome
But that would require finding 3 people up for it. Just finding 1 is proving tricky enough ;P
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:05,
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I wish :(
More to do with the rents buying a blank canvas of a house needing a complete interior renovation.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:08,
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You knows it
I have at least an hour-long one every day. Mmmm, jacuzzi thing and bath pillow and music and incense and cannabis. Nom.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:12,
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Oh great...
Now I'm going to go hmoe with the raging horn, and Lady Doom is going to be all "here, I'm knackered, you can look after the baby for a while" and I'll feel really inappropriate.
Thanks Jack.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:50,
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Thanks Jack.
It's your fault for babbying her up.
Bring the baby to Aunty Wow's, I'll look after her for a night.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:51,
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*phones ahead*
Baby's in the car ready to go...
Now it's just a couple of hours until I get home...
Then a good hour and half to your place...
And back...
Then it's time to head out to pick babby up...
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:55,
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Now it's just a couple of hours until I get home...
Then a good hour and half to your place...
And back...
Then it's time to head out to pick babby up...
Woohoo!
No giving babby spliffs though... that's mummy and daddy's job.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:59,
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But they can THINK it...
and you can see it in her little eyes...
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:07,
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Must be Lady Doom's genes at play then!
You could... have one...
It's quite easy to get one if you try hard enough...
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:15,
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It's quite easy to get one if you try hard enough...
Oh come off it!
Are you the woman in your relationship? If so it's about time you acted like it and took charge!
/knows his place and is happy there blog
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:21,
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/knows his place and is happy there blog
NOW you're getting inventive!
Or just leap on before he has a chance to reach for them...
resistance is unlikely...
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:27,
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resistance is unlikely...
I would indeed...
But then again, I am weak of will power.
I can't even resist a choccy bar with lunch...
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:32,
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I can't even resist a choccy bar with lunch...
Happy to.
But my next bash is Derby...
I'm going to have to drive over to Ayelsbury aren't I?
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:37,
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I'm going to have to drive over to Ayelsbury aren't I?
*drives to Ayelsbury*
*Stands in town centre demanding that Captain Wow's manwife get her up the duff*
*is arrested*
And with that... homtime! See you tomorrow for resignation antics!
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:40,
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*is arrested*
And with that... homtime! See you tomorrow for resignation antics!
hahaha!
*points and laughs and ignores impending knackeredness*
;)
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:57,
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;)
Having witnessed the birth of my firstborn...
I think it seems a fair tradeoff...
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:02,
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If it was anything like I remember mine, then I have to agree.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:04,
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Lady Doom's tough as old boots...
said it didn't hurt, it was just a lot of effort...
And the midwife kept making her eat vile orange jelly...
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:13,
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And the midwife kept making her eat vile orange jelly...
I don't really remember anything apart from excruciating pain and repeated injections of pethidine :D
Lady Doom sounds like a natural. How old's your babby?
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:18,
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nearly four months...
and big! (6-12 months clothes)
She's ace too... pic just up there in the Cap'n Wow convo :)
pethedine sounds a bit useless to me... LD went with nothing but gas and air... She may be a masochist...
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:20,
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She's ace too... pic just up there in the Cap'n Wow convo :)
pethedine sounds a bit useless to me... LD went with nothing but gas and air... She may be a masochist...
Aww, you got a good one! She's beautiful :D
And I wouldn't worry too much about chunkiness, Evan weighed in at 20lb by the time he was 5 months old :) I'm pretty sure that's why he slept so well...
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:25,
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:) thank you :)
Yours looks like a right sweetie too!
Emmy's quite slim for a baby, but very, very tall. We're happy with her that way though... better too big than too small I'd say!
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:29,
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Emmy's quite slim for a baby, but very, very tall. We're happy with her that way though... better too big than too small I'd say!
I was 5lb1oz when I was born
and tiny until I hit puberty. Now look at me.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:33,
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*attempts*
HEY!
What happened to all the pictures of the pretty lady in your profile?!?
*grumps*
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:35,
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What happened to all the pictures of the pretty lady in your profile?!?
*grumps*
yay! You beat him!
Cenaris' JJ detector must have ran out of batteries.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:43,
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No, since having my haircut I am a 1980s german lesbian.
Curse my barber!
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:54,
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Was down to my shouder blades and constantly shedding.
Went to barbers to have it trimmed.
Ended up with about four inches of hair.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:00,
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Ended up with about four inches of hair.
You've got a bowl cut?
keep getting it trimmed if you're having it long. It suits you long, so I would. However it's your head.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:03,
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Nah, just hair I suppose, but I haven't had floppy short hair in...well ever.
I'll get a picture if you hang about.
Also getting it trimmed to grow it long? Surely that would be counter productive?
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:08,
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Also getting it trimmed to grow it long? Surely that would be counter productive?
It'll keep it in good nick
I'm about until 6ish. Picturepicturepicture.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:11,
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Before and after
twitpic.com/47nll/full
God taking photos in a mirror makes you look like such a twat.
Also I was trying to look intentionally grumpy and bearded in the first one, was going to be a self portrait reference.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:14,
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God taking photos in a mirror makes you look like such a twat.
Also I was trying to look intentionally grumpy and bearded in the first one, was going to be a self portrait reference.
Actually that's not bad at all, you know.
That's quite a shirt you've got on.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:16,
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Eh, I think it looked better when it was that length I had it last time I was at the bash.
Plus I can't go to the convention thing someone invited me to as Solid Snake now, stupid no hair.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:21,
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you can, just put loads of talcum powder in your hair, wear a unitard
and hump the floor whenever you think anyone can see you.
If you want it to grow quicker (and this is true, it's not just me being stupidly me) orgasm more. There were studies....sometime in the past.... with lighthouse men. When they went home to see their wives for a few months, the rate at which their hair and beards grew was increased.
That and scalp massage.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:24,
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If you want it to grow quicker (and this is true, it's not just me being stupidly me) orgasm more. There were studies....sometime in the past.... with lighthouse men. When they went home to see their wives for a few months, the rate at which their hair and beards grew was increased.
That and scalp massage.
I doubt I could masturbate more furiously than I do already.
Well okay I could by a lot but I don't think I'd ever get anything done in that case.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:29,
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But think of the lustrous mane...
you could be a hair model. A sticky, wanky hair model.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:30,
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I think quite a lot of people have got hair already.
The market is pretty saturated.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:32,
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Considering what we've just been talking about
I'd thank you to steer clear of words like 'saturated'.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:34,
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Isn't that one of the things women are supposed to put in their hair to make it shine or something ridiculous.
Along with slugs, guinness, table salt, the ashes of Pope John Paul II, and cat saliva.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:36,
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I suppose it could work
egg works, and they're sort of ish the same. Ish.
I'd still rather just use shampoo, though.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:39,
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I'd still rather just use shampoo, though.
I'm quoting blue jam.
Doooownloooooad.
Then you'll understand my sig, too.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:46,
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Then you'll understand my sig, too.
Funeral's over! Lets eat!
Funeral's over! Lets eat!
Funeral's over! Lets eat!
Funeral's over! Lets eat!
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:50,
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Funeral's over! Lets eat!
Funeral's over! Lets eat!
VIOLATE SEVERAL SECTIONS OF THE HIGHWAY CODE.
I don't remember it word for word, if you've just also quoted. I think you'd like Jam if you haven't encountered it already.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:47,
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My one was from Blue Jam I think.
There were a load more of them than in Jam.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:51,
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Like I say, I can't remember it word for word
(I am only four.)
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:52,
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The only ones I can remember now are:
Bad Sex - which is almost entirely stored in my /ac
Serial Killer
TV Lizards and
The Gush
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:53,
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Serial Killer
TV Lizards and
The Gush
It made me laugh out loud on a packed commuter train in Hayward's Heath once...
I've never quite forgiven it for that...
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:57,
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Ahhh the gush!
By the time he died he weighed less than 20 kilos, that's less than two or three squirrels :D
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:58,
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I believe his name was Dean Dorsey.
Where does this shit come from?
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:05,
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I love the "I'M COMING HOME MARTINA. I'M COMING HOME"
*grinding sound and woman screaming*
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:59,
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Woo
but does this mean that Beckham is now nekkid? This can not be good if this is the case!
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:05,
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It is a Light Shaku
but this being b3ta I am resigned to the fact that someone will colour it magenta :)
Edit: sorry Shaku is a unit of measurement not the name of the blade. It should be a light Tant I think.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:23,
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Edit: sorry Shaku is a unit of measurement not the name of the blade. It should be a light Tant I think.
Are you sure it's not just called a stabby stick?
I'm fairly sure it's just called a stabby stick.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:29,
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Hahaha.
I've always wondered about the end to The Empire Strikes Back, I know luke has the force and everything but falling off a beam, that was his plan?
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:40,
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"Is that the Princess over there?"
"No that's her over here. That's a wookie over there isn't it?"
"I don't know. I don't know what an alien Princess looks like"
"Never mind, lets just take this Princess back to her home planet"
"Watch out! These guys look nasty"
etc
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:35,
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"I don't know. I don't know what an alien Princess looks like"
"Never mind, lets just take this Princess back to her home planet"
"Watch out! These guys look nasty"
etc
thats not a moon
"course it is you silly sausage"
etc...
This has potential. Get lucas on the phone!
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:36,
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etc...
This has potential. Get lucas on the phone!
hI evey body!
How are you all?
I finished work early today so I went for a little drive :)
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:28,
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I finished work early today so I went for a little drive :)
hi doctor earl!
i've been driving my mum's car about. it's very vroomy. the dog likes it too
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:32,
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Put the dog in the driving seat and take a photo
That always makes me smile for some reason :)
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:36,
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i'll wait till he dries out a bit
he's been in the sea today, and i don't think mum'd thank me if i got seaweed on the dash
we have squirrel for dinner tonight. i am vere excited
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:38,
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we have squirrel for dinner tonight. i am vere excited
i didn't see a red kite though
seeing a red kite while eating a squirrel... that would be the best day ever
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:46,
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Hi
I am having a good day today :)
It is a lovely day here so if the weather is similar where you are I can understand you desire to go for a drive. Hope it was fun :)
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:33,
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It is a lovely day here so if the weather is similar where you are I can understand you desire to go for a drive. Hope it was fun :)
It is nice here, I might go out some where with my camera
I drove down to the river and watched 3 red kites having a fight in the air :)
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:37,
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sweet
I haven't seen red kites for aaages they are cool birds.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:43,
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they are every where here
I seem them every day out of my window
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:45,
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I used to see then all the time where I used to live
but not now :/
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:52,
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you! i wanna take you to dagobah
i wanna take you to dagobah
i wanna take you to dagobah -gobah -gobah
let's start a swamp
start an alien swamp
on dagobah -gobah -gobah
whoa!
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:30,
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i wanna take you to dagobah -gobah -gobah
let's start a swamp
start an alien swamp
on dagobah -gobah -gobah
whoa!
cor! That's a bit good
I love the way she is delicately holding up her little finger.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:41,
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Im back suckers
...back from the wilderness after about 6 years!
Whats new?
still all nutters?
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:13,
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Whats new?
still all nutters?
In the words of JMG
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Nope
We are all bitter and twisted and abuse people who don't post pictures... In fact it has been RUINED by people like us who all gang up and shout at the slightest infringement, no matter how trivial
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:14,
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Congratulations. No, really, I am very impressed. It's very good news. I'm genuinely happy. Look, this is my happy face.
wow, two in a row...
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:15,
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Hold on...
*nips down a thread*
*recovers marching band from previous thread*
*hauls them along up here*
*breathes*
*fanfares*
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:17,
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*recovers marching band from previous thread*
*hauls them along up here*
*breathes*
*fanfares*
ohhh fecking jeezus no
Bad waxdart *hits with rolled up newspapaer*
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:17,
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You missed a fantastic narc party.
Someone drew a moustache on my forehead when I was asleep and I pissed in the pond. SOMEONE FARTED IN THE MICROWAVE!!
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:19,
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Microwave farting.,....
Im intruigued.....
...off to place cheeks in door...
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:20,
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...off to place cheeks in door...
*presses all the buttons*
AAHHHHH AAAAAAAAHHHH AHHH AHHHHA HHHHHHHHA HHHH.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:22,
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Did you put your balls in the kettle and brew some balls tea? Did ya?
Then drink the tea? And then spit out the drunk balls tea into the mouth of a mother or loved one?
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:22,
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"More balls tea please Passepartout."
"I am afraid we are all out of the balls tea."
"I'll just lick yours then. Mmmm moist."
But that's enough my day, how was yours?
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:27,
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"I'll just lick yours then. Mmmm moist."
But that's enough my day, how was yours?
Good graces! Under the roof of our lord and saviour? What behaviour! The vicar will be most wet!
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:29,
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we have a faq now
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:28,
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Unlucky matey
You have attracted the ire of
people who are not capable of
thinking up an original response
to someone not obeying the faq,
and so have got angry instead.
Not a lot you can do there, except
maybe deleting your original
thread, which would only attract
more anger, but might give you
a warm satisfying feeling that at
least you've got them back, even
if it was only by lowering yourself
to their level.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:37,
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people who are not capable of
thinking up an original response
to someone not obeying the faq,
and so have got angry instead.
Not a lot you can do there, except
maybe deleting your original
thread, which would only attract
more anger, but might give you
a warm satisfying feeling that at
least you've got them back, even
if it was only by lowering yourself
to their level.
Those are big toddles?
I spotted the following poster from a Barnardo's campaign in a bus stop in London.
The title alone is iffy, but what the kids are carrying is even more dodgy!
Click for bigger
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:03,
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The title alone is iffy, but what the kids are carrying is even more dodgy!
Click for bigger
Internet lurker sees cocks everywhere, tries to make out it's everyone else's problem.
Say bye-bye to Narnia, and hello to lame hotpants and rollerskates.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:04,
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Lame hotpants?
Are they just a bit naff, and not very well stitched with saggy elastic that means they keep slipping...
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:11,
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I fucking hate the word 'toddler'
its like calling old people 'stumblers' or physically disabled people 'shamblers'
nice shopping - must have taken you ages to draw those circles!
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:06,
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nice shopping - must have taken you ages to draw those circles!
I'd like it if we started using 'stumblers' and 'shufflers'
I always hoped I could be classed as a 'drifter' but I'm not cool enough for that. I'm probably more of an 'ambler', a directionless twenty-something drunkard
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:12,
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Congratulations. No, really, I am very impressed. It's very good news. I'm genuinely happy. Look, this is my happy face.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:07,
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Not just balloon swords. They're balloon pork swords. Run for life! Run 2 Hills!
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:09,
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dun-diddle-dah-dun-diddle-dah
RUN FOOOOR YOUR LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE
diddlediddlediddlediddledee-dah
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:10,
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diddlediddlediddlediddledee-dah
It's all up in my brain now.
It wont be long before it turns into the Prowler or Wasted Years. Then I'm screwed - they never leave my head.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:12,
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15 minutes that's all you get challenge.
15 min sketch (actually it was a bit less but that'd be showing off(like I just did)), single layer in 'shop with the brush tool.
Go on you know you want to, work can wait for 15 min's while you quickly 'knock one out'. I won't tell anyone.
I have got all cross hatchy because I went to see some Da Vinci sketches yesterday.
600 years old...they look like they were drawn yesterday
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15 min sketch (actually it was a bit less but that'd be showing off(like I just did)), single layer in 'shop with the brush tool.
Go on you know you want to, work can wait for 15 min's while you quickly 'knock one out'. I won't tell anyone.
I have got all cross hatchy because I went to see some Da Vinci sketches yesterday.
600 years old...they look like they were drawn yesterday
I have a track ball and paint
and no talent...
I like this though.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:35,
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I like this though.
You're right it's not the taking part that counts
..it's the winning.
You should see me at Monopoly.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:36,
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You should see me at Monopoly.
lesbians can be identified from the noise they make:
"... oh you've turned me... and my friends..."
that'll be that other "joke" I know
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:45,
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that'll be that other "joke" I know
I've just got a laptop, and am sorting out the wireless internet connection ...
Our suburban garden is shared ...
What could possibly go wrong?
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:49,
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What could possibly go wrong?
I have no intention to win anything
it's just labouring hard in paint with a trackball to produce something so terribly poor it hurts to look at it isn't fun.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:38,
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Take it your frustration on someone smaller, uglier
And less well-off than you.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:39,
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When one is carrying a scalpel
Everyone is rubbish at fighting.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:42,
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scalpel...
sigh.. I miss proper old cut and paste... and spray mount and red tape.. and transparencies...
and letraset
sigh..............
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:45,
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and letraset
sigh..............
Arts!!!!
I am on about the Arts!!!
Now hush or I shall cut your face off and wear it as a nappy.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:48,
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Now hush or I shall cut your face off and wear it as a nappy.
Ah-ha!
We are clearly kindred spirits.
For one moment there I thought you were talking like a poofter.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:51,
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For one moment there I thought you were talking like a poofter.
I have tinfoil, salt and an erection.
I'm not quite sure what to do with myself.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:40,
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make a funnel with the tin foil
funnel the salt into your erection
... it is rock salt isn't it?
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:42,
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... it is rock salt isn't it?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHGHHGGHGHGHGHGHGH OH GO OH GOD OH JESUS CHRIST NOOOO IT BURNS!!!! IT FUCKING BURNS!!!!!!
Mmm... refreshing.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:47,
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I did a drawing of Big Boss in paint from memory
but it was so appalling I headbutted the screen until Paint closed down.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:43,
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I tried doing a fancy dan a while back, but my shoes never come out as cool as yours.
Also, no the foot is not a worm Shada, I just can't fucking draw okay. HAPPY NOW?!
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:54,
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Also, no the foot is not a worm Shada, I just can't fucking draw okay. HAPPY NOW?!
I like his Rog face.
www.wookiee.co.uk/index17/td9.gif
this is Rog.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:55,
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this is Rog.
I was going to ask what that meant anyway.
It's still clearly the heel and front of the sole, not an angry worm face.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:02,
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OH
I thought he was stomping around from behind Big Ben with his bendy legs.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:03,
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No, he's just next to big ben, all laid back and miles away in a carry on truckin' style
I just completely bollocksed up the second leg so it doesn't look like it's really coming towards you.
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It does now you've told me.
So long as you always come with the image, it's all fine.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:06,
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I do.
But that's enough about my sex life/bizaare drawing based sexual disfunctions.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:08,
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when does the 15 minutes start, I'm guessing there's only 7 minutes left :(
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:40,
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Thank you for reminding me of my horridness
No undo + no layers = talentfail
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:42,
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No undo + no layers = talentfail
Yes - I only had one photo of you...
so I had to put some clothes on you, otherwise it would have been NSFW
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:57,
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Have an old one as I can't doodle at the mo
Obviously it's on the wonk.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:43,
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Obviously it's on the wonk.
It was around that
it's hardly difficult. Pen on paper, draw outline, fill in. Easy peasy.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:45,
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Merrygrats on the internet milestone.
Someone introduced me to Songs: Ohia the other day. If you happen upon some free time in the near future give him a listen.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:50,
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Congratulations, you have a wonderful taste in music!
Do you like Bonnie 'Prince' Billy by any chance?
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:54,
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aye, indeed
in fact I have to rate I See A Darkness as one of the best records ever
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:55,
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I would have to agree.
brb adding your last.fm.
Ed: Fennesz too!
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:56,
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Ed: Fennesz too!
heh
nice - Max Richter, Eluvium, good stuff
yeah, I've had the new Fennesz for ages but I've only just got into it, but I'm continuing my habit of listening to things to death :|
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:01,
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yeah, I've had the new Fennesz for ages but I've only just got into it, but I'm continuing my habit of listening to things to death :|
You've a lot of stuff I haven't heard. I might have to rifle through your charts lookin' for gems.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:03,
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Talk Talk are my second highest played artist. I have no issues with 80's nonsense.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:08,
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I too have added Nibs on last.fm
I too like 80s nonsense and good music.
I feel the hive mind is gathering...
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:12,
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I feel the hive mind is gathering...
HIVEMIND POWER UP. SHHWWWOOOOOOOOOMMMMM.
Everyone should try Lia Ices. Her album is streamable on www.liaices.com but I love her. So you can't have her.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:21,
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She is very pretty of voice.
the rest is also appealing, but I'm married, so you can have her.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:24,
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to be fair to the thread...
...this took me a lot longer than 15 minutes.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:02,
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test subject experiment...
...for future sexual gratification.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:01,
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damn my caffeine and nicotine habit
went for a cuppa and a smoke and missed all the fun :(
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:46,
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i've practiced inking from the moment i discovered ink...
...i'm just here to amuse...(check back later... i'm gonna upload my best ink drawing ever... about 3 hours from now)
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:59,
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2 minute sketch
The other 13 minutes were taken up by a visit to the loo
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:50,
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I for one welcome our new tooth lobster egg tree eye overlords
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:51,
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Lobsteeth McEggeye gurgles some kind of response...
Sadly, I don't speak "thing" so I am unable to translate...
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:55,
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I've just imagined you drawing something akin to:
The old Tex Avery staple of a character's eyes popping out of their sockets... only they're not eyes on stalks... they're trees, and the sockets are bleeding from the strain of it all.
It looks WAY. FUCKING. COOL. and If I was releasing anything, it would so be the cover of it.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:57,
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It looks WAY. FUCKING. COOL. and If I was releasing anything, it would so be the cover of it.
But I don't charge money unless it's going to charidee...
there's two new-ish tracks on the Myspazz... if you like them you can have them...
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:06,
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*wanders over to spazz*
I hope I don't fall over on the way.
*falls down*
fooaaauuuuhh
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:10,
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*falls down*
fooaaauuuuhh
This always happens to my listeners....
Maybe I should invest in some floorboards...
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:15,
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Soz, I appear to've broken most of your rules.
Pathetically, the spirit moved me.
(Although I know that's just what George W would say)
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:56,
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(Although I know that's just what George W would say)
Im no shane glines :-(
I just cant draw anything decent freehand. It usually takes loads of layers and onion skinning to do anything half decent.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:03,
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I just cant draw anything decent freehand. It usually takes loads of layers and onion skinning to do anything half decent.
This looks like every bloke who sings karaoke down my local
Which is why I don't drink in my local anymore
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:06,
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I saw an off duty policeman stick cocktail sticks in his head
and pretend to be the statue of liberty, at my local once
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:24,
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hahaha....put to good use for once
:)not worth it's own blah blah
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:08,
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There is a The Police tribute band
called The Community Support Officers.
Look 'em up!
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:11,
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Look 'em up!
He still looks like Paul Kaye to me...
Also: TJ for Sea Tramp:
Tomorrow, I am resigning, at the first company away day. We've not been paid since February, told a million and one different things about what's going on, we're all completely flat broke, and expected to not only keep working, but gather in central London for a chat with new bosses about how we can push the company forwards. I have one question and one question only. Where's the fucking money?
I'm going to be doing teacher training in September anyway, so leaving now just gives me time to prepare... but I'd rather not spend the summer taking this shower of toss through the courts to get what I'm owed.
For the record, almost all the staff are doing the same...
Mob justice rules.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:19,
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Tomorrow, I am resigning, at the first company away day. We've not been paid since February, told a million and one different things about what's going on, we're all completely flat broke, and expected to not only keep working, but gather in central London for a chat with new bosses about how we can push the company forwards. I have one question and one question only. Where's the fucking money?
I'm going to be doing teacher training in September anyway, so leaving now just gives me time to prepare... but I'd rather not spend the summer taking this shower of toss through the courts to get what I'm owed.
For the record, almost all the staff are doing the same...
Mob justice rules.
They haven't yet... this really is final straw time...
I've had to borrow my wife's maternity pay to cover the upcoming bills.
I am less than impressed, and planning to sue them for constructive dismissal.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:22,
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I am less than impressed, and planning to sue them for constructive dismissal.
Will you get that on no win, no fee?
How about a class action?
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:23,
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Can't get it on No Win No Fee as CD is difficult to prove...
It's a principle though. As everyone's joining in, it makes for a much stronger case...
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:25,
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Make sure you deal separately with the two...
Any back pay they already owe you, irrespective of any circumstances around your departure. Small claims for that. constructive is a bugger to stick - you just need to make sure you have documented evidence for everything about your claim. That could roll on and on...
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:27,
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This is why I'm wondering about that one...
As for the back pay, small claims is indeed our friend...
The sods have been doing everything verbally, with almost no writeen contact, but what we have is a start...
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:28,
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The sods have been doing everything verbally, with almost no writeen contact, but what we have is a start...
Humm...
and by the sounds of things you're as likely to be dealing with administrators rather than the company itself.
Messy. Good luck.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:32,
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Messy. Good luck.
We thought that...
then at the last minute, the company taking over bought the staff contracts and the technology...
Thus, under TUPE, they're obliged to pay us our fucking money. Only they haven't.
The phones have been cut off, biggest clients lost, we've had to fend of bailiffs twice.
This meeting tomorrow is going to be ace.
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Thus, under TUPE, they're obliged to pay us our fucking money. Only they haven't.
The phones have been cut off, biggest clients lost, we've had to fend of bailiffs twice.
This meeting tomorrow is going to be ace.
good luck
don't forget to burn your bridges with hilarious japes and nudity
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:24,
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I'm being a good boy, just on the offchance I need them for a reference...
That said...
For the meeting, we all had to submit a photo of ourselves.
Mine has been 'altered' by Rev. Jesse.... :D
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:27,
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For the meeting, we all had to submit a photo of ourselves.
Mine has been 'altered' by Rev. Jesse.... :D
They are looking for the chubby ones
to sell to a rendering plant.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:31,
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Sounds like you've been more than tolerant tbh...
...and small claims court is your friend - it it's under 5k they're into you for then you can do it through small claims which is waaaaaay simpler than anything else.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:24,
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Don't forget to nick as much as you can physically carry as reparations.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:26,
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Did that months ago...
I also took some bloke called Milton's favourite red stapler...
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:29,
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The wankers.
Oh, well. Here's an opportunity for you to have a nice, long, productive summer.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:27,
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This is my current working day...
Since the new boss fucked off our biggest client...
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:29,
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You should all steal enough stuff from the office to make up the difference*
*I accept no responsibility if you choose to do this
Seriously though, good luck with this.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:27,
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Seriously though, good luck with this.
I piss in your mind.
Actually what's the legal position on nicking stuff anyway? Can only certain licence people repossess stuff for money owed, in which case could you just sell your owed wages onto a debtor?
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:30,
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*looks around*
The only thing worth stealing is the software, and that's a little tricky tbh...
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:31,
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Good thinking, but they're more likely to notice.
Stock up on chloroform.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:40,
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CDs? Unnecessary expense them...
Licenses... well now that's different... :)
Many thanks for the suggestion mon ami!
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:38,
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Many thanks for the suggestion mon ami!
I hate tossing bosses like this...
stupid fucks. If they're so incompetent as to be running the company into the ground do the decent thing and either step down or make the staff redundant so they can find other jobs.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:34,
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But if they make us redundant...
they'll have to give us redundancy pay...
If we lose patience and leave, much quicker.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:39,
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If we lose patience and leave, much quicker.
Good luck with that feklla
I thought my place was shit, but at least they pay us.
This year we were told "a pay freeze", but the MD got £3mill bonus... hmmm
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:41,
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This year we were told "a pay freeze", but the MD got £3mill bonus... hmmm
Haven't had a pay rise in three years...
can't afford that kind of thing.
See also: water. Had our water cooler removed last week as it was deemed surplus to requirements.
That sounds highly dubious though... a £3mill bonus....???
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:44,
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See also: water. Had our water cooler removed last week as it was deemed surplus to requirements.
That sounds highly dubious though... a £3mill bonus....???
According to Private Eye
My mistake it was only £2.3MILL
www.guardian.co.uk/media/2009/mar/04/financial-times-staff-marjorie-scardino
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:55,
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www.guardian.co.uk/media/2009/mar/04/financial-times-staff-marjorie-scardino
Ooooooo.... the FT eh?
That sounds more secure than Tonegenerator New Visions New Visions Mobile Our Tribes!
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:00,
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...I'm not at the FT
I'm at Another Pearson Company (I have to be cautious due to confidentiallity agreement)
This your mob?
www.newvisionsmobile.com/
Sounds flash
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:07,
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This your mob?
www.newvisionsmobile.com/
Sounds flash
Ha ha, yup that's us...
Award winning no less...
The award is made of plastic.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:29,
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The award is made of plastic.
nice simple/friendly interface i find
even better that it was free :)
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:15,
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Hahaha!
"bloke gets his jollies off and carks it mid happy hour. End of. Columbo would have taken half an hour to figure that out!"
/paraphrasing Ashes to Ashes blog.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:02,
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/paraphrasing Ashes to Ashes blog.
WOO YAY!
splendid stuff, sorry i don;t ave anything prepared as i've been doing other stuff.
woo to all the entries and hello to everyone.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:06,
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woo to all the entries and hello to everyone.
ha ha ha
"... just another question please..."
"... see my Sister, she loves your songs..."
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:09,
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"... see my Sister, she loves your songs..."
fraid not :(
I just clicked a few buttons
www.freeringtonesfyi.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/ironside-raymond-burr.jpg
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:37,
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www.freeringtonesfyi.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/ironside-raymond-burr.jpg
Office lolage
not sure you're doing it right, but that photo is just asking to be shopped.
But what could he be staring so intently at....?
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:14,
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But what could he be staring so intently at....?
the scary preacher man from poltergeist?
LET
ME
IIIIINNN!
*fears*
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:16,
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ME
IIIIINNN!
*fears*
I wish I hadn't been so busy today
I would have liked this.
Woo yay to that though Toasty - brilliant.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:11,
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Woo yay to that though Toasty - brilliant.
I thought it was Sam from Spawn
or Sam and Twitch. but good job there
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