:DI wish they'd stop remaking films I love.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:31,
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Hahaha!Are they real? Cos if they arent I am sueing.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:32,
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AwI did this as one of my first b3ta posts now lost to the mists of time for the "Inappropriate tie-in marketing products" challenge...whenever it was
Nicely done
(Nicely done
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:35,
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Oh WiL!Arf!
I have one of those Trampolines in the garden. I hate it because it has ruined my lovely lush lawn :(
(I have one of those Trampolines in the garden. I hate it because it has ruined my lovely lush lawn :(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:23,
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thisand I hate it cos the kids make so much noise in it
(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:25,
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The most annoying thing about it is the fact that there are no kidswho live in this house. It is my nephews and he is rarely actually here the little ginger bastard!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:26,
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solve both problems by removing the boingy bit one afternoon
Badgerfish falling out of the lurk,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:27,
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Or even better,cut some hairline slits in it so that it breaks when they jump at its highest!
Mwahahahah!
(Mwahahahah!
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:28,
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Or even better.Take them to Portugal and leave them there.
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:29,
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lolIm not sure you would get the trampoline on the plane, it could be used as a weapon
( Badgerfish falling out of the lurk,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:30,
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I have a couple of kids who live next door and constantlylean over the wall to talk to me when I am relaxing in the garden.
They went to Portugal on holiday over Easter.
Sadly they both came back.
(They went to Portugal on holiday over Easter.
Sadly they both came back.
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:32,
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red sushi.....mwahahahhahaa
*edit not sure that actually works looking back at it
(*edit not sure that actually works looking back at it
Badgerfish falling out of the lurk,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:29,
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It was my first thought, but it's OK,I'm getting therapy...
( ..wil,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:25,
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Rob and I have the exact same hair. Fucking hell. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:24,
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who gets it at weekends? Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:25,
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I don't give him a good seeing to, if that's what you mean.It'd be like shagging a hairy mirror.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:26,
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It's not!It's Terry Nutkins!
(
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:28,
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SHUSH YOU.Fred Dineage reads the news now. YES.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:29,
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Count the fingers!COUNT THE FUCKING FINGERS MAN!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:37,
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I don't know how many fucking fingers he has.Is it the same number as other fingers? You are just assuming that the other guy has not lost ant to aquatic mammmals too.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:38,
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hahahhaahhahaha!
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:25,
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It's no jokeI've been on that trampoline
Rob filmed me
(Rob filmed me
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:27,
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In your little pants, crying? Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:29,
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Awwww, bubby *cuddles protectively* Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:33,
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Has he still got the film? Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:33,
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He told me it didn't come out properlyThat's what he told me
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:35,
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But that's why we took you to A&E wasn't it? Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:37,
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Hahaha it's not rob!Everytime they release a new photofit or artist's impression the more it looks like Terry Nutkins!
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:28,
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Karen Matthews kidnapped Maddie
(
alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:55,
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they're thieving in rhyme now, t'bastards
cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:57,
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How rare :DI would like the turtle pics please :D
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:59,
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your wish is my command :)That's a genuine Sun headline BTW, I only changed the pic
( cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:07,
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Ha ha ha!Awesomeness :D
THUNDERBIRDS ARE GO YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
(THUNDERBIRDS ARE GO YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:09,
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Office LOL!In other news: I am thinking of changing my name to Philippa
What would you change you name to if you could?
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:12,
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Hahahaha!'composed of the Greek elements philein (to love) and hippos (horse)'
You wrote that!
(You wrote that!
Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:14,
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It was not me...although it does have all the elements of wrongness
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:16,
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Best of all the animals! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:51,
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Delmontee von Jarfa-Caykeprobably
( cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:17,
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Ruth Kelly looks like a 19 year old pikey boy. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:59,
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Oh, great, post this above me so that it looks like I have a thing for 19 year old pikey boys :)(I don't! I don't!)
( The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:24,
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You obviously do, though.Never mind. DYER LIKE DAGS?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:25,
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Oh well, I console myself with the thought that I don't particularly have a thing for asian girls The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:34,
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you do have a thing for 19 year old pikey boys...you like dressing them up like ruth kelly....
i was going to do some rapid shoppage but she actually does just look like a 19 year old pikey boy no work needed
(i was going to do some rapid shoppage but she actually does just look like a 19 year old pikey boy no work needed
Badgerfish falling out of the lurk,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:25,
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ha! I like Hilary Benn's Military Hen :D(but also, I know it's wrong - but Ruth Kelly..mmmm..like some kind of sexy hobbit..)
( The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:59,
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I'm lolling like a loonie at thattop work Cake!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:01,
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hahaha, there's some work gone into this :)love ruth kelly's jellies
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:00,
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Yum. Where's Joliet? Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:02,
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yes you missed this treat yesterday Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:03,
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Look how lovely his legs are. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:04,
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Plus kilts are always begging to be snuffled under. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:13,
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Agree with me or I'll have made myself look like a slag again.Come on, quickly....
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:19,
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I'm agreeing, I'm agreeing :DJust had myself in the position of the Kilt-wearer for a sec, there...
(
Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:20,
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*ties her hair back and lowers her voice a bit*Ooooh, my.... testicles. They are all... erm... bulbous.
You'd look hot as hell in a kilt, actually.
(You'd look hot as hell in a kilt, actually.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:21,
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One day I'll give the kilt thing I go, I reckon Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:22,
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I reckon you'll look absolutely gorgeous. I always think you do, but even more so. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:24,
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:D Bless you :D/Day now officially made
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:34,
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*rubs beard* welcome, love. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:36,
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the only people I have seen in kilts close up are colleaguesand apart from the fact that I'm hetero anyway, I really didn't get that urge.
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:21,
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I'm getting one soon, I'm allowed to borrow a tartan.Well, I'm allowed to borrow two, but Stewart's a bit boring.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:22,
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Tried the Edinburgh Tattoo?No permanent skin markings, but plenty of kilts...
(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:25,
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They wouldn't be safe.Love myself a bit of Scottish brawn, I do.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:26,
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*ponders merits of Edinburgh b3tabash* Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:49,
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urban mythThe bride was asked to pose for a funny photo with the best man (who was wearing a kilt) he lifted up the kilt and sat on her knee . The photographer got the funny pic and the bride had a lovely brown skidmark down the front of her white gown shock.
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:24,
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You're off your chump you are Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:03,
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you're tempting me with teasy kilt men again :)clicked this yesterday..it's woo
( cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:04,
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Ha ha ha!I know he is a bit of a plonker and everything, but I do love Nick Knowles :D
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:04,
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He used to have it off with that Suzie off of the gadget show and motorbike racing Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:08,
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Suzy Perry?Lucky cunt! She is hawt! As Paris Hilton would say....
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:10,
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lucky cowI'd do him....do him good!
( cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:10,
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but military hens are a necessity!very woo, C'!
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:06,
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I'm confused and distracted by the word "moar" is it a misspelling or am I missing something - like a word in my vocabulary?
(
HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:10,
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but the rest isn't lolcat? it's just lol :)
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:13,
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there is a kitty elementi think you'll find...and they is lolling too :)
( cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:20,
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its an archaic welsh wordwith no direct translation - the nearest is " a subtle whiff of creosote coming from a well loamed leek garden"
hope that helps
(hope that helps
cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:15,
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It's an acronymMike Oldfield's Anal Review.
*jazz hands*
(*jazz hands*
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:16,
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hahahaahI'm laughing because I'm imagining you doing jazz hands at your computer :D
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:19,
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I actually did, just for you. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:19,
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Arf!(Though, to be fair to him, Hilary Benn seems to be "beyond reproach" in this scandal -- credit where it's due!)
(
Bee Nice |-|,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:21,
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newsletter subjectline suggestions compopcomoit's nearly time for lunchy
so write something punchy
(so write something punchy
rob,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:35,
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you have a 3-day weekend ahead. Don't read this shit. Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:36,
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Then 5ive'll make you get down, now? Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:37,
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no - they are too busy putting the city on lockdown Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:38,
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I thought that was Blue? Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:38,
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Who are reforming... ehgads! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:39,
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For Crapital radio's Summertime Ball(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:40,
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And I thought I worked for the shittest station.
An Eagle in Your Mind,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:43,
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I want to work on the radio.Someone once told me I have the voice for a late night jazz show, which is one of the nicest things I've ever had said about me.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:44,
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:D........great.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:47,
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hahahaha.... I have now(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:55,
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I love Simon Day.He did the funniest joke I've ever heard once. It was about beekeepers. I can't do it justice so I'll shut up now.
( An Eagle in Your Mind,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:58,
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Forward me your CV and......no chance. I'm lowest of the low. And they try and keep chatter to a minimum on air. So people with no taste can hear ever more unbridled yet nondescript audio nonsense whilst they do their fucking ironing or whatever it is they do.
( An Eagle in Your Mind,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:48,
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:DI've got a couple of demo CDs knocking about that I never actually sent off to my local station. I think I had a realisation that they wouldn't reply.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:50,
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late night jazz show eh, wink wink
lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:23,
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There's an A in jazz, you know. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:24,
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Whats that then?One of the now ubiquitous Hearts?
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:46,
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FUCK YOU.I have to listen to this shit all day.
( An Eagle in Your Mind,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:56,
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you must be really angry all the timegod it must be like working in one of those shops where they have three corporate CDs of top 10 rubbish that they play on repeat all day
(
gravytrain,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:58,
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I'm angry enough without the eight hour Richard Marx-athon. An Eagle in Your Mind,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:06,
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Starring Keith Sunderland as Mick Hucknall. An Eagle in Your Mind,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:00,
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They cannot be reformedThey are beyond redemption.
/homophone lols
(/homophone lols
Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere.,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:54,
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are they not the same thing?they were only called 5ive to make them appear before A1 in the Yellow Pages under Boy Bands
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:39,
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The OTHER 5ive are much better. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:40,
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Five Alive?Hi 5? (now there's some phwoor)
www.hi-5.com.au/
edit: arrgh - original Ozzie cast have been retired!
(www.hi-5.com.au/
edit: arrgh - original Ozzie cast have been retired!
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:03,
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no, 5ive the post metal band. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:03,
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CNC music factory will make you spacers. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:39,
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Let the rhythm take controland the music sooth you
or possibly the other way round
(or possibly the other way round
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:39,
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After all, the rhythm is gonna get yourhythm is gonna get you
rhythm is gonna get you tonight
(rhythm is gonna get you tonight
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:40,
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doc-doc-doc-doctor beatwon't you help me doctor beat
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:41,
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Giving Gordon Brown something to procrastinate with Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:37,
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PROBABLY LATE DUE TO AN ACCOUNTING ERROR Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:37,
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made out of letters, like everything these days HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:38,
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Speak for yourself, granddad, I'm made out of binary and MMSs Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:39,
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really? I am constucted from macromolecules, divers salts, and water. The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:44,
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*licks* you taste like Danish liquorice. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:45,
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IndeedI'm tempted to make recreate some Star Wars effects sequences in LettaVision™
(
custard,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:40,
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Easier to read than trying to expense a floating Duck island.
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:39,
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they had an interview with a duck house artisan on the news yesterdayand they asked a question about the MP who bought a duck house, and he replied:
"I won't say anything, as I don't want to profit from other's misfortune...or stupidity"
:) what an excellent mix of polite and rude!
("I won't say anything, as I don't want to profit from other's misfortune...or stupidity"
:) what an excellent mix of polite and rude!
The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:43,
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:D I saw that too. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:48,
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Class response :)Also: Evan Davies loses it - news.bbc.co.uk/today/hi/today/newsid_8062000/8062852.stm
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:49,
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I like the transition from expensive duck houses to downrating the UK...I know the two are not related - we are not in financial trouble due to excessive purchasing of housing for water fowl - but the topics seem symbolically close.
( The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:53,
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DON'T BE JEALOUS OF MY VERY, VERY LARGE HOUSE The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:40,
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Cumming, not to, but all over your inbox./BukkakeMonthlyBlog
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:40,
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Like a second home - so get a claim in for your broadband TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:41,
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Less than half contents suitable for human consumptionWith the beaches and that, yeah?
( Hellzapoppin,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:42,
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Like a hot cheese baguette, sticking out of your arse HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:42,
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Kinky Sod!! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:43,
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Ted Danson's favourite song - Danson in the moonlightYou make me feel like Danson
Danson in the street
(,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:42,
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Danson in the street
Dont forget Danson on the ceiling! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:44,
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I'm in the mood for DansonRomanson
Giving it all tonight
(Giving it all tonight
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:48,
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You are the Danson queentall and that
only fifty-teen
(doo doo, doo doo, doo doo)
Danson queen
Feel the heat
Off the vaseline WHOA YEEEEAH
You can mince
You can chive
Having the fright of your liiiiife
OOOOOH
See him go
Watch that bean
Dogging with Danson queen
(only fifty-teen
(doo doo, doo doo, doo doo)
Danson queen
Feel the heat
Off the vaseline WHOA YEEEEAH
You can mince
You can chive
Having the fright of your liiiiife
OOOOOH
See him go
Watch that bean
Dogging with Danson queen
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:54,
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#1 the week I was born.I swear I'm cursed
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:56,
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'Jim Diamond - "I Should Have Known Better"'I don't even know what that is.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:58,
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Abba - Name of the game :( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:00,
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hahaha, oh my.Just think, it could have been playing in the delivery room when you were trying to fight your way out
/Rocky-esque
(/Rocky-esque
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:11,
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:DI was born with tape around my knuckles, and a penchant for running up flights of stairs.
(
fannycradock,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:18,
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Elvis!The Wonder of You.
Am I that old??
(Am I that old??
Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:12,
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Who the fuck is Jim Diamond, GeofflesFishHooray? Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:13,
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Oh dear - it's fairly woefulHe's a baldie with a warbly-balady thing going on
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:16,
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Oh noooooooWell at least I've got the same birthday as Billy Idol.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:17,
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Cool (Phwoar)Patsy Cline and Pink for little 'ole Esme.
( fannycradock,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:22,
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He is a bit!Lucky, I like Patsy.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:27,
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Are we human?Or a we Danson?
(
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:55,
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John, I'm only Danson The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:00,
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I don't feel like DansonNo sir, no Danson today
( the wub - guide onion for the blind,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:10,
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Saving paper to prevent your expenses claim for 500 trees Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:42,
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We've spared no expenses this week The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:44,
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Duck House, used once. £1500 o.n.o. Enquire within The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:45,
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You stare into the newsletter, the newsletter stares back into you
Coming to a recycling bin near you soon Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:46,
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Running round in circles in Heather Mills computer game HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:46,
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Ah cannae seem te get in eh streht leiyne. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:49,
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English astornaut delays space program. Scientists seek Zero-G teapot solution. Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack.,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:47,
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This is why we stopped our space program!Zero gravity tea brewing was far too complicated for 70s technology
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:50,
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Missing Link Unveiled - "My breakup with Peter" Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:49,
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"Missing link" just lazy journalist term anyway claims pedant emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:33,
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TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:48,
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made with illicit taxpayer's money, old gurkha souls and esther rantzen's inflated sense of self-importance gravytrain,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:49,
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*We are writing the subject line because Rob can't be arsed* Gooch Is neither here nor there,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:49,
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HahahaCan we have this one please Rob?
( Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack.,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:57,
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More dead links......than a Madeleine McCann theory.
(
prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:51,
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Oooof.*grins*
( Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack.,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:58,
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Taking part in a Pi-some this weekend. A bit like a threesome, only it goes on forever. The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:55,
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Claiming expenses for things you dirty faced taxpayers didn't even know existed till now!Quack...
( ..wil,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:57,
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More popular than a t-shirt with wolves on h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:58,
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Who wants a picture of P J Harvey's Cunt? LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:00,
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Dredging your moatand making you pay for it!
or
You're all just jealous of our Duck Island.
(or
You're all just jealous of our Duck Island.
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:03,
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Bought to you from the very very large B3ta Towers. It looks like Balmoral from the photos The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:08,
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Pfft!That interview was actually so hilariously horrendous, I am still convinced that it is a comedy sketch 30 years in the making,
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:11,
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Something to read whilst we wait for the first MP to commit suicide Gooch Is neither here nor there,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:11,
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TRAMPOLINE EXPENSES CLAIM INVESTIGATED INSIDE emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:13,
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I went to my in-box and all I got was this load of shite! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:14,
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We declare today prawn (jalfrezi) Friday.
Ugi , it's a game of give and cake,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:23,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: The Letter Art Challenge"){kind=small}
"blah blah guns blah blah force blah blah Red Two blah blah Porkins blah blah"
custard,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:32,
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This is Lovely.and makes me want to buy Lego. Both of which are positive, so that's all good.
*clicks*
(*clicks*
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:37,
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That's no moon.No, it's eighty billion hashes, what of it?
( An Eagle in Your Mind,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:42,
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This is great :) The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:03,
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Sothe X-Wing isnt made out of X's and the Y-Wing isn't made out of Y's?!
Next you'll be telling me Vaders his dad and Yoda dies!
(,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:36,
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Next you'll be telling me Vaders his dad and Yoda dies!
Kate.
CLICK FOR TOTALLY GINORMOUS (1130x1598 153kb)
It's Kate's 30th birthday over the weekend.
This (on canvas) is my present to her.
Please post your celebratory cake, kitten and cock images in this thread.
An Eagle in Your Mind,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:32,
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Kate's got FAB hair.Love the bottle neck.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:33,
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Red hair is fabulous Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:43,
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It is thoughAll except that one person I used to work with, it seemed that soap and shampoo had evaded her for the most part of her life. Her hair was almost brown with dirt and it made me feel sick.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:48,
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Ha ha, thank you!Did the jaffa doughnuts ever get made?
( An Eagle in Your Mind,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:35,
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A few of us write to them but they came back saying the would not make them because doughnuts were too fattening? Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:29,
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Good gracious! That's superb...
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:34,
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very niceshe's already ginormous though (but not in a bad way)... *ducks*
( custard,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:34,
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Squidgy girls > knobbly girls.In ALL the ways.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:35,
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I've never met a knobbly girl (I don't go to those kind of places)but I know what you mean
( custard,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:36,
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Kate looks lovelyI wanna be KATE!
KATE!
KATE!
KATE!
*happy friday songs*
(KATE!
KATE!
KATE!
*happy friday songs*
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:37,
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She always wears the same clothesI think she smokes pot
She'd everything I wanna be
She's everything I'm not
whoaaoaoa
...
I wanna be KATE!
(She'd everything I wanna be
She's everything I'm not
whoaaoaoa
...
I wanna be KATE!
Bee Nice |-|,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:37,
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Wonderful stuff, sirAnd congrats to Kate!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:40,
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NoiceI like the work on the bottle
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:53,
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30 yr olds FTW.As a youngster I never thought I would get "things" for ladies a few years older than me.
But hell yeah. Ladies in their 30s win everything.
(But hell yeah. Ladies in their 30s win everything.
Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere.,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:57,
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Happy birthday!:D
(
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Fri 22 May 2009, 20:36,
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Happy Birthday, Kate!Being 30 is ace!
*remembers dimly*
Here's a cake I made earlier:
(*remembers dimly*
Here's a cake I made earlier:
enceladus,
Fri 22 May 2009, 20:38,
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A big fat slice of tilted cake.I remember dimly too. 2007. The year of flooding in summer and not much else.
( An Eagle in Your Mind,
Fri 22 May 2009, 20:51,
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that....is an awesome piece of art....superb
sorry it's only got one candle...happy birthday Elvis impersonator,
Fri 22 May 2009, 20:57,
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i was forced at gunpoint to post a cayke pic
:D
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 23 May 2009, 0:30,
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Ha ha, what is actually going on in that clip? An Eagle in Your Mind,
Sat 23 May 2009, 0:33,
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it's from an old Hardees TV commercial.In the original, the girl is riding a mechanical bull, and taking a bite out of a very large hamburger.
edit: www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPc70pG-7tY
(also known as Carl's Jr in some parts of the US)
(edit: www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPc70pG-7tY
(also known as Carl's Jr in some parts of the US)
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 23 May 2009, 0:36,
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Shit.As a vegetarian this disgusts me. In other ways it does other things to me.
( An Eagle in Your Mind,
Sat 23 May 2009, 0:41,
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Happy 30!
I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?,
Sat 23 May 2009, 3:06,
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HaPpY BiG tHrEe ZeRO!Have a lovely time :)
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sat 23 May 2009, 10:29,
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i don't know who you arebut i would
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 23 May 2009, 16:15,
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Ha ha ha.If only you could gift wrap a reply.
( An Eagle in Your Mind,
Sat 23 May 2009, 16:25,
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Gentlemen prefer blonds....
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:29,
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Jezzzzus!It's Doris Monroe, haven't seen her since Primary school!
( Q4nobody,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:32,
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Why would you do such a thing?!albeit very well done :)
( fannycradock,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:33,
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And on tonight's show ladies and gentlemen, we have....
( Q4nobody,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:26,
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Hahaha!No piano or slander?
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:28,
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hahawhat's Hannibals disguise?
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:32,
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hahaa gay seamonster of course!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 22 May 2009, 12:00,
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Why's Johnathan Ross there? Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:32,
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He's whats known as the InterviewerIs kinda his job to do most of the talking and not let anyone say much
( Q4nobody,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:37,
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yes so much thisI do quite like him but I wish he'd shut-up a bit
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:37,
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Great minds and all that.YO TOAST.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:34,
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Aww.The operation was not a success then?
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:27,
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Sweet.*saves idea for Valentine's card*
:D
(:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:31,
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I've been drawing with my mouse - practicing with brush settings in case I don't have access to a tablet.
Click for bigger
It's meant to be a view from a ship, at sunset.
ClanSoul,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:14,
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It's far too much like art for the Tate Modern I'm afraid.I like it anyway.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:15,
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Looks like an otter close up to meor possibly a beaver
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:19,
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Web forms eh? Don't you just wish they had us down as 'Britain'?
Edit: Couldn't be arsed to put actual countries in :)
Ninj,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:13,
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You know you can just click open the dropdown menu and type Uwhich jumps you down to the U's?
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:15,
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a lot of my mail goes to Uganda because of that Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:15,
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yeah but you can scroll from there.What annoys me are the ones the don't put UK they put England, Wales, Scotland etc etc etc. After you've scanned through the U's you then have to check under B for britain and the E for ENgland.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:17,
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Mine usually goes to Nepal or NauruI have no idea where the latter might be
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:20,
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b-b-b-but 'Britain' is just the shortened name for the Island of Great Britain Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:15,
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I thought it was short forUnited Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:18,
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I suppose it is too perhaps we should just be Britland
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:26,
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I thought Britain was short forBritainianababababeebeebooh?
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:18,
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nope - just the big one that Scotland, England and Wales occupiesthe rest is the British Isles (which includes the island of Ireland, which is where the countries of Northern Ireland and Ireland live)
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:25,
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It was a genuine question, I honestly have no clue./not a native of these lands blog
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:27,
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there is much confusion over the matterfrom wherest doest thou hail?
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:28,
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Just across the water, fromthe lands of Nether. The northern (very VERY flat) bit.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:30,
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another land of confusion to peopleas I understand it, Holland is to the Netherlands as England is to the United Kingdom. Is that right?
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:35,
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Well, it's two provinces, yes.Noord & Zuid - can you possibly guess what that means? ;-)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:41,
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I looked this up on wikipedia once. it's...complicated:(
The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:29,
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Good grief!If it needs a Venn diagram to clarify it, it's evidently way too much for me!
;-)
(;-)
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:31,
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crumbsbut good diagram
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:37,
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I thought Britain was short for"It's not called GREAT Britian for nothing, y'know"
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:22,
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actuallythis IS the best option all round
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:25,
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Half of my family are from Quamquam Suis.It is a small French owned island in the Pacific.
Happy Fwiday All.
(Happy Fwiday All.
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:20,
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Is that the same island chain that includes(
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:26,
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:DI love reading about often unheard of islands like Santa Catalina and Socotra
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:29,
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Hahaha those replies are making me laugh :) mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:29,
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Just type "U" a few times and you're there ;)
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:20,
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NaaaI went dogging in New Zealand. The worst thing is afterwards they send it to the UK and we eat it!
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:28,
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Took me a long time to notice what you'd done...:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:41,
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wait has he enlarged the boobs? Badgerfish falling out of the lurk,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:42,
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I cant help but think they look more like wasp stings Badgerfish falling out of the lurk,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:49,
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didnt want to spend too much time shopping boobs at work for a engineering firm
they might start watching me which would be a bit weird
Badgerfish falling out of the lurk,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:01,
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claim that you are studying bras as a model for suspension bridges. The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:03,
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lolagain you tempt into shopping boobs at work.....
( Badgerfish falling out of the lurk,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:10,
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She looks less like a tranny here than she does usually now. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:41,
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Still probably would.... Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:41,
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This.Good day everyone. Smashing shirts and all?
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:45,
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plain blue Tand black combat style trews
working from home uniform
(working from home uniform
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:46,
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but it's fridayfriday is dress-up day at home, you have to maintain the cosmic balance or the universe will be destroyed
now get that shirt and tie on, you scruffy urchin
i may or may not be wearing a t-shirt with a stencilled picture of a duck on it
(now get that shirt and tie on, you scruffy urchin
i may or may not be wearing a t-shirt with a stencilled picture of a duck on it
spacefish bong!,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:53,
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*adorns white-tie* Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:02,
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spiffing what ho! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:08,
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hmm, "champers" didn't get underlined in red when i typed it, so i'm guessing it must be in the dictionaryKDE is the campest desktop i've ever used
( spacefish bong!,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:09,
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Morning Mediocre!I am not wearing a shirt today, I am wearing my Hong Kong Phooey T-Shirt. I wanted to wear my Penfold one, but I can't find it.
Also, I went to the dentists this morning, and they cleaned my teeth all up. Now I have teeth like a Hollywood movie star! Woo!
(Also, I went to the dentists this morning, and they cleaned my teeth all up. Now I have teeth like a Hollywood movie star! Woo!
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:47,
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*dazzled*wow - are you famous or some shit like that?
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:49,
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I think I may be now....:D
Also, the dentist told me I can get a free veneer to fix the chip in my front tooth after 10 years of being unable to fix it! WIN!
(Also, the dentist told me I can get a free veneer to fix the chip in my front tooth after 10 years of being unable to fix it! WIN!
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:50,
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unless it's imposed on youby the Nazis or something... although even then you probably can't argue
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:57,
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certainly not advised to argue Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:04,
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I don't speak much Germanso I probably couldn't argue anyway... and they didn't teach us useful things like how to negotiate with Nazis in my GCSE German classes... thanks a bunch Mrs Warren!
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:07,
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"Is it safe"? The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:05,
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arf!i saw where they filmed that last month
( harribobs invented christmas on,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:12,
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hah.I love having google suggest the rest of a queryI just cut/pasted "is it safe" into the toolbar, and got:
"is it safe to travel to mexico"
"is it safe to eat peanut butter"
"is it safe to reuse the same water bottle over and over"
"is it safe to travel to mexico right now"
"is it safe to fly when pregnant"
...
("is it safe to travel to mexico"
"is it safe to eat peanut butter"
"is it safe to reuse the same water bottle over and over"
"is it safe to travel to mexico right now"
"is it safe to fly when pregnant"
...
The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:13,
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he didn't have to make you unconscious did he?are you sure that 'veneer' is what he said it was?
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:06,
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Woo!You should go out and blind people with your smile
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:13,
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suited and bootedcuff links, tie, tie pin, pocket handkerchief, brogues but not sock suspenders (today)... also a shirt and suit and things...I'm not sitting here naked in shoes and a tie with cuff links glued to wrists
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:48,
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t-shirt and jeans today. It's friday. Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:49,
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I long for the day where we have to look smart at work.Yeah, not really.
( An Eagle in Your Mind,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:01,
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well it looks like I'm the only cunthere wearing a corporate noose...
I don't mind it though I rather like the uniform and the accoutrements... as previously discussed I may be a foppish popinjay (although I'm not)
(I don't mind it though I rather like the uniform and the accoutrements... as previously discussed I may be a foppish popinjay (although I'm not)
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:03,
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At the moment, I'm still in bed, so I'm wearing a smashing duvet. The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:55,
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Despite not being at work, I'm not actually 12 years old... The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:04,
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well lar dee dar :)I live in constant hope of finding a king sized spiderman / GI Joe / He Man duvet set... there's probably a market for this... hmmmmm
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:06,
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this reminds me of the picture my brother-in-law sent me of him sitting in a circle of four-year old boys (including his son)they are all dressed as superheroes.
I like to call the picture "Mike consults the council of tiny superheroes" (he is also 6'4'' - for extra comedy)
(I like to call the picture "Mike consults the council of tiny superheroes" (he is also 6'4'' - for extra comedy)
The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:10,
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I like this imagechildren should spend most of their time dressed up as superheroes.
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:12,
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I am wearing a t-shirt with a rip-off Optimus type robot on it and a happy cat.Though I am also wearing pearls and heels, coz I am a smart lady and that.
( fannycradock,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:12,
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*drops monocle*a bit of a shave, adn it wouldn't be THAT bad, I guess
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:42,
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a 69 would be confusing Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:43,
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"Sorry, Honey, but your moustache is tickling my balls" is not a phrase I ever want to have to utter theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:45,
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heyif the moustache ever reached that far I wouldn't complain!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:47,
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I had to draw a quick diagramto work that one out.
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:58,
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She's a freak of nature.Before you shopped it.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:42,
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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:07,
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I think i must be the only bloke who's really not in to big norks Victor Meldrew,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:43,
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no your not. I prefer smaller onesbut I do appreciate them
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:44,
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I don't really care. It doesn't matter to me in the slightest. An Eagle in Your Mind,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:44,
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big or small, i've never met a boobie i didn't like spacefish bong!,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:59,
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I'm not a massive fan either. Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:44,
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umI think they become a bit wierd when they start looking more like chest absesses than actual boobs
( Badgerfish falling out of the lurk,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:45,
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I don't like false tits, no matter the sizenormal ones are all good though. Well, if I'm going to be really brutally honest, normal ones from a B cup upwards. A cups are just bitch tits borrowed off fat boys. Such an unholy bitch today, sorry.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:45,
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There are a lot of fatty haters on b3ta :'( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:52,
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Not me.Christ, don't say I've offended yet another person.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:57,
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hahahayou tit
/topical
(/topical
Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:01,
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:Dnot too big, not too small, just right
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:08,
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It's OKI've stopped crying now :)
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:09,
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NahThere was a talk about that last month or so. Many blokes seem to like them smaller.
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:46,
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*nods*not that I'm a particular expert on the subject, but I know a lot of guys who prefer the smaller boobies. Hmph. Ah well.
Is it because they tend to be untouched by the ravages of life and gravity?
(Is it because they tend to be untouched by the ravages of life and gravity?
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:48,
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Each one should not be more than a hefty handfulAny extra is just a waste
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:51,
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It's lucky we're not as judgemental about your bollocks, eh? Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:57,
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he has lovely ballslike a couple of sleeping hamsters
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:07,
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I'd be worried if each of my bollocks was a "hefty handful" Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:28,
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Partly this, but also I like the taller lady, and it's physically unrealistic (without, as you mention, unappealing surgery) to expect tall women to have large breastsalso, it looks wrong. simple formula:
short => larger breast
tall => smaller breast
(short => larger breast
tall => smaller breast
The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:58,
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it's hard to find fault with suchsound science
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:59,
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Short and curvy is a very happy thing to beuntil nasty men start going on about ewwwwww, your tits aren't ni the same place as the last 15 year old I was watching from the bushes, etc. Thank fuck I'm not sagging, otherwise I'd be really hurt. After all, it's not like we can help any of it, in the same way you lot can't help your danglies looking like that.
Funnily enough, get over a C cup and it tends to happen. It's called WOMAN.
*huffs*
(Funnily enough, get over a C cup and it tends to happen. It's called WOMAN.
*huffs*
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:02,
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huffI can help but empathise, old men on beaches that clearly used to be muscle bound workhorses of the empire now sag in a sorted deflated female kind of way. Gravity it would appear is not sexist
( Badgerfish falling out of the lurk,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:05,
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funnily enoughI received this by email today
www.kingofforwards.com/fake-or-real/passage-of-time-leaves-out-no-one/
(www.kingofforwards.com/fake-or-real/passage-of-time-leaves-out-no-one/
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:10,
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I got that a few days agopoor ole arnie, I need your coat, your sunglasses and your shop mobility cart
( Badgerfish falling out of the lurk,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:15,
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awww.Although I'm now imagining a sciencey-type in a lab coat standing by a flip-chart and saying "and then...", flipping over the chart to reveal the words "WOMAN", and tapping it with a pointer stick while nodding sagely :)
( The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:06,
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no matter what you look like, someone will get upset about iti blame the redtops
( spacefish bong!,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:15,
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I dont mind big norksas long as they're real
But, if I'm honest I prefer a nice big bum
(But, if I'm honest I prefer a nice big bum
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:47,
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This hard^^^^Can't beat a nice round bum!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:49,
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\o/GOOD. Because mine is refusing to get smaller with the rest of me.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:50,
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I'm an equal opportunites groper... and to be honest it probably depends on my mood
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:50,
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I wouldn't say only Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:02,
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I was amazed at how old they were.I don't know what I was expecting. I mean, look at them.
( An Eagle in Your Mind,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:47,
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There's a Gordon in the ring, tra-la-la-la-la....
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:38,
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Thanks Barbie!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:40,
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Anyone know what's happened to the upload bit on cr3ation? Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:40,
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^thisVery nicely done.
*waits to see it in the newspaper*
(*waits to see it in the newspaper*
Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack.,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:41,
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IS THIS A NEW KIND OF RED LETTER DAY EVENT?WHERE DO I SIGN UP?
top work Moley
(top work Moley
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:40,
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this is just outstandingyou are a freaking master of this stuff
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:41,
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Thanks Prof!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:48,
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hahahah, bloody hell, top shoppage, Moley! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:42,
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Hallo Stevie!How's you?
:D
(:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:49,
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very good, sir! Mainly on account that it's friday! your good self? theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:51,
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Friday AND a bank holiday.... Whoopee!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:54,
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*clickens*Prepare to have it nicked by the press in 3....2.....1.....
Have a Hucknall receiving similar treatment.
(Have a Hucknall receiving similar treatment.
brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:44,
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Mnnnghafter a few seconds of watching that, my face started twitching too.
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:53,
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Ha ha ha, fucking hell. I'm going to have to have a lie down after that. An Eagle in Your Mind,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:53,
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hahahathere's a fashion industry waiting to be born here.
Designer Burkas
(Designer Burkas
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:38,
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Sharon and Pauline? For a minute I thought it was an episode of...
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:38,
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Hahaha! Tip top!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:39,
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Nobody expects the German Inquisition! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:33,
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Pimp Pope Pimp Popeyou're a Pimp Pope and baby you can turn me on....
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:34,
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Essex mum at a wedding, he looks like.Ello mah name's Jayde.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:35,
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hahahI love chav wedding pics
images.google.co.uk/images?q=chav+wedding
(images.google.co.uk/images?q=chav+wedding
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:37,
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Apart from the church it just looks like another day in court. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:38,
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haha the ultimate: daddytypes.com/archive/jordan_wedding.jpg
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:41,
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but I've got clean pance on! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:06,
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hahahahahahahah! utterly brill :D theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:35,
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Does he have a cane with a big fake diamond on top? Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:36,
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Mad teeth!I have just got back from the dentists myself, and my teeth are fucking awesome again :D
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:37,
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he is fucking evil!top work
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:38,
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That's really nicely 'shopped there. :) The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:39,
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There's somethingof an aging Keith from the Prodigy about this.
Lovely bit of shoppery.
(Lovely bit of shoppery.
brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:39,
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*shudder*I wonder how much of that child's face he could bite off in one go.
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:56,
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Mornin'
Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack.,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:30,
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Hahahahahahahahbindun, but still nice!
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:31,
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Hahaha nice one:)God. Just got back from time off and it's raining idiots where I am!
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:32,
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hahahahahahahah!*with hot sticky tongue action!*
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:35,
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Funnily enough...I nearly used this, but the resolution was cack.
( Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack.,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:44,
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What happened to teh kittehs? Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack.,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:47,
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Great minds and all that....:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:00,
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Bugger.Very nicely done.
*admires use of bar code*
(*admires use of bar code*
Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack.,
Fri 22 May 2009, 11:05,
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Me and My Man Boobs
Also, the song
Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:08,
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give that man a croissant! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:09,
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Sauasge roll and big jar of pickle.Dip dip dip, nom nom nom.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:21,
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Tiger bread with ham and strong cheese. Maybe a little Branstons too theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:25,
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I've just had a tongue, tiger bread and lettuce sandwich. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:26,
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Who's tongue? o_O Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:27,
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It was good tongue then. Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:28,
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this is all making me very hungry :( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:28,
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me tooand the bacon and or sausage sandwiches around this part of town are average at best...
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:29,
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I've had to pop the lid on a box of blueberries.I think by lunchtime I'm going to want to dash out and get a toasted ham and cheese panini again.
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:31,
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problem is, I've been living a lot in recent weeks and the weight is going back on again.... :P theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:38,
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I hear that brotherI've been trying to run of an evening - I've managed to do it once
\o/
it's boring as fuck and, the way I see it, my obvious myriad of appealing traits make up somewhat for my slight physical flaws
(\o/
it's boring as fuck and, the way I see it, my obvious myriad of appealing traits make up somewhat for my slight physical flaws
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:39,
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I just ate a chicken's foot by mistakeAppetite has now vanished :(
( elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:34,
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I'm re reading A Cooks Tour by Tony Bourdainit's FUCKING AWESOME... I want to go all the places he goes and eat the things he eats... nom nom nom... he's just been to Vietnam and eaten whole small deep fried birdies (spit out the feet)... a soft boiled hen embryo from in the egg... the still beating heart of a live cobra... and noodle soup.
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:37,
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I'm really strange with things like this. If I know what I'm eating, I'm fine but there are a few items that are certainly off my menu.I'd love to sample the still beating cobra heart and enjoy trying as many things as possible, but a chicken embryo doesn't appeal for some reason.
I was just given a box of spiced "chicken" with sunflower leaves and red pepper sauce. Ate a piece and it was strange. Rubbery - not right. I asked questions and was told that it's a big box of chicken feet. So unexpected, and I wasn't prepared. Feel a little weird now.
How was Vietnam? I'd love to travel round there.
(I was just given a box of spiced "chicken" with sunflower leaves and red pepper sauce. Ate a piece and it was strange. Rubbery - not right. I asked questions and was told that it's a big box of chicken feet. So unexpected, and I wasn't prepared. Feel a little weird now.
How was Vietnam? I'd love to travel round there.
elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:41,
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yeah - chicken feet sounds a little not great... although all the very best foods are made from the worst bits of meat... you don't have to try very hard with steak which is why they just warm it a bit and bring it out but rotten goats meat needs to be overpowered with chilli and lime and coconut and all sorts of great things which is how we get curry \o/
I'll be in Nam in August - I'll report back
(I'll be in Nam in August - I'll report back
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:44,
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that person looks exceedingly contentbut I have no sound on my PC
*sad face*
(*sad face*
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:14,
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He has two glasses on water, one of wineand what appears to be a cuttlefish on his lap. Wouldn't you be content?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:22,
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*considers*am I at some sort of wedding or conference?
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:23,
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I think you're at a wedding. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:24,
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right...... am I there to make up the numbers or do I actually like the bride and groom and the other people there...? Is there some sort of shit disco going on in the background?
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:28,
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Shit disco, dancing drunk children, grandma's asleep and the cuttlefish wants you to talk dirty to it. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:30,
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then yesI am exceedingly content and also a little bit lecherous
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:32,
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I made this last night and was reallly proud of it, but nobody much got to see it.
Please click for original thread where you can click for big
I am going to pop it in this existing thread as I think it was good. Of course, everyone always thinks what they do is good, which might be why it went down so badly.
Perhaps it is shit?
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:23,
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HA HA HA HAI can confirm that this is not shit.
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:24,
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he looks like action tranny prime minister wannabelet's see Putin deal with THAT!
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:28,
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Fucking hell, that's terrifying.Also very well done.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:24,
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haha. you know it's ace you fisher you.is that Pierce Brosnan on the left?
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:25,
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Thank you.I was kind of fishing for clicks, but then the only reason I would do that is that I was not sure it was good and wanted reassurance, no?
[EDIT: This and Griffy's replies are reversed.]
([EDIT: This and Griffy's replies are reversed.]
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:34,
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:D very good indeed and *feari must have missed it first time round
( op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:29,
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christ almighty, arrrggghhhh!!!!brill, sir!
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:29,
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This is really most alarming.Nice work!
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:41,
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hahahaCameron looks a bit like the man in the suit from Half Life
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:50,
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Are you Jeremy Paxman?I like him, before anyone gets all upset at me.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:19,
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That's quite a foul tiethank goodness he's drawing attention away...
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:20,
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"thanks goodness your head draws attention away from your tie..."ningles poppet - how are you feeling today? Totally smashing I hope!!
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:22,
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KNACKERED and period painy.Owwwwwwwwwwww. Lend me your reproductive organs for a bit.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:24,
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I don't want to be a girl at the moment.You wouldn't want to be either, if it felt like there was some sort of angry snooker ball in your lower regions banging about.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:26,
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I was once talking about stuff with a friend of my who was (and still is) a girland she said that she was glad she didn't have a willy because if she did she'd probably spend all her time finding things to stick it into.
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:28,
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Didn't the good captain say something similar last week?Might have been on talk though
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:29,
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More than likely, but I didn't see it. Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:31,
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I always say things like that. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:31,
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You're trying to corrupt us, aren't you! Confess! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:33,
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girls normally offer to buy me a drink firstI'll metaphorically get you an imaginary hot water bottle
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:25,
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I'm going to send Phil off to find me one or something approaching it soon. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:27,
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I hope it makes you feel betterMrs UnderCover has me rub her 'tummy' for hours on end... I get very sore arms but I'm a trouper :)
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:31,
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I just make the wife go out and get me chocolate. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:32,
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Galaxy class chocolate bar off the starboard nacelle Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:35,
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I've gone off chocolate in a big way recenetlyand I was never that fussed out it.
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:38,
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Sir, I am shocked!I shall make my excuses and leave...
I have chocolate maybe once every couple of months, then it has to be nice chocolate, ideally something like lindt *dribbles*
(I have chocolate maybe once every couple of months, then it has to be nice chocolate, ideally something like lindt *dribbles*
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:40,
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It has chicken pox, it should clear up in a few days Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:23,
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DANNY DYER'S HARDEST FRUITS"this faaaaaaakin plum 'ere is 'ard as old 'ob nailed boots init... I smoke too much for this shit cor blimey I wouldn' wonna mess wiv 'im..."
*knows nothing about Danny Dyer and his "creative" output after 24 hour party people (in which I thought he was quite good)*
(*knows nothing about Danny Dyer and his "creative" output after 24 hour party people (in which I thought he was quite good)*
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:08,
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Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:09,
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Pah!If it had been a real ninja your friend Mark wouldn't have seen a thing
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:14,
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Mark's blind you unfeeling cuntningles.... you unfeeling cunt
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:16,
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ningles, you harsh bastardwith your tautological signature
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:17,
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hahahahahahahah! brill :D theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 22 May 2009, 9:55,
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hows things this fine morning, Mr OP? theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 22 May 2009, 9:58,
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OP means original posterwhich in this case is correct.
I've got so much work to do, somebody please tell me to get on with it. :(
(I've got so much work to do, somebody please tell me to get on with it. :(
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:21,
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Hahahaha, yes!Elsewhere, I happened upon the word 'absquatulate'. It is a fine word and shall be receiving some serious usage as soon as possible. Wastrel isn't half bad either.
Anyone else have any favourite words?
(Anyone else have any favourite words?
elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Fri 22 May 2009, 9:57,
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Ah yes, prolix. That was in the Guardian QC ages back.Looked it up but never got the chance to use it.
( elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:00,
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tmesisungulate
cat
peristalsis
discombobulate
quiniela
disenfranchise
(cat
peristalsis
discombobulate
quiniela
disenfranchise
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 22 May 2009, 9:58,
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Tmesis - yes! I heard about that in QI I think. The only word that starts with 'tm...'The others are classy too, especially cat, but I've never heard of quiniela or peristalsis. *Researches*
( elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:01,
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oh you'll know peristalsisquiniela got me my highest ever Scrabble score for a single play - 212 points I think
pah - I knew what tmesis was before QI!
(pah - I knew what tmesis was before QI!
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:03,
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I wrote a piece for two marimbas called Tmesis that nearly got performed all around the country.That's my "interesting" story. Great word.
( Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere.,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:06,
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Yes, you're right. Having looked it up, I do remember peristalsis from the school lessons of yesteryear.Top work getting into a scrabble game, that's quite a trophy!
( elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:08,
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spatchcockalso the german word geöffnet, pronounced jeffnet. i absolutely love it :)
( Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR,
Fri 22 May 2009, 9:59,
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The cartoon in your profile is great. If I could click it, I would. elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:02,
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hahaI remember that
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:03,
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lawks!*blushes*
fankyoo :) i'll produce his further adventures when i get some time :)
(fankyoo :) i'll produce his further adventures when i get some time :)
Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:07,
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two of my favourite words will forever beSvelte (or possibly lithe) and louche
I think I may be a foppish popinjay
(I think I may be a foppish popinjay
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:18,
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haha you might at that!:D
( op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:23,
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i like the word "harness"it carries great meaning
( op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:23,
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WARNING!WIN LEVEL CRITICAL! WIN OVERLOAD!
awesomebags!
(awesomebags!
Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR,
Fri 22 May 2009, 9:58,
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I have no idea what's going on herebut I do like the look of loganberries.
crap fact time - Hjortron is Swedish for Cloudberry
(crap fact time - Hjortron is Swedish for Cloudberry
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:00,
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is that like a tangerine? Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:36,
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oh fuck!just realised! YAY! :D
( op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:24,
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hahahahaha!BESERKER!
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:09,
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Congrats on FPI am just so happy I don't have to see the previous thing when I go onto B3ta now
(,
Sat 23 May 2009, 0:32,
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Surely that's amulberine.
( Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze,
Sat 23 May 2009, 6:19,
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I don't get itWTF has this got to do with The Bold & The Beautiful ??
(,
Wed 27 May 2009, 10:09,
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LOLMPs
Click each for de-ris. Apologies if bindun.
reallywittyname veraciously conspues lexiphanicism on,
Fri 22 May 2009, 8:54,
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Elliot MorleyHunk of the year 2009
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 22 May 2009, 8:56,
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IT'S OVER ALRIGHTI had my time in the sun, now it's back to the cold grey drudgery of normal life.
It was fun while it lasted
(It was fun while it lasted
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 22 May 2009, 9:44,
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hahahahahah!normally, I don't go in for the whole LOL-something- stuff, but this made me giggle!
Sorry for the TJ, but, geeky stuff alert, does anyone play WoW?
(Sorry for the TJ, but, geeky stuff alert, does anyone play WoW?
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 22 May 2009, 8:58,
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*steps away from the cosplay nerd* Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 22 May 2009, 8:59,
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I just tried it out to see what the fuss is about last night, that was all...Only curious to see if anyone on here is a big fan.
Although... I might get some pointy ears, paint my skin bluish and creep around in the shadows for a bit...
(Although... I might get some pointy ears, paint my skin bluish and creep around in the shadows for a bit...
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 22 May 2009, 9:03,
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heheI downloaded it once, then uninstalled it
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 22 May 2009, 9:08,
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I used to play SWG quite a bit... was good until it all got changed...since then, I spent two days in Warhammer Online (crap) and two days in Age of Conan (even more crap)
I don't have time to go at MMOs as so many do, be WoW looks to be ok, even for a casual gamer so far...
I'll probably get bord of it in a few weeks though, as with most games :(
(I don't have time to go at MMOs as so many do, be WoW looks to be ok, even for a casual gamer so far...
I'll probably get bord of it in a few weeks though, as with most games :(
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 22 May 2009, 9:13,
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it has been my only foray into mpgsthey are not my thing
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 22 May 2009, 9:16,
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^ ThisPlayed SWG in the early(ish) days, and lost months to it.
Then slowly fell out with everyone as I realised they were taking it all VERY seriously (Smile and nod, smile and nod). Stopped playing just as the first wave of big changes came in.
Haven't played an MMO since. And must say I don't really want to, but that's just me. I know lots of people that play WoW and want me to, but I have yet to install, play or even watch for more than 5 minutes.
(,
Fri 22 May 2009, 9:21,
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Then slowly fell out with everyone as I realised they were taking it all VERY seriously (Smile and nod, smile and nod). Stopped playing just as the first wave of big changes came in.
Haven't played an MMO since. And must say I don't really want to, but that's just me. I know lots of people that play WoW and want me to, but I have yet to install, play or even watch for more than 5 minutes.
BIG UP THE SWG POSSÉlike you say, until it all went to cack. No MMO has sated me since, I fear none ever shall. Oh, and I have kids and stuff now, so 4am bedtimes just don't work that well any more.
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat,
Fri 22 May 2009, 10:52,
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I watched someone else play itseemed way too confusing for me
if it's too much, try Guild Wars (no subscription)
(if it's too much, try Guild Wars (no subscription)
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 22 May 2009, 9:10,
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that's all PvP though, isnt it? theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 22 May 2009, 9:17,
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nop, I only play it as PvEit's great if you don't really have time to invest in it
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 22 May 2009, 9:23,
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oh, cool, I always thought it was PvP only.... I might take a peek one of these days theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 22 May 2009, 9:29,
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I've seen guild wars and it didn't look badalso city of Heroes or Villains or whatever...
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 22 May 2009, 9:34,
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yeah, I saw CoV, never really appealed to me though....how's you, prof?
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 22 May 2009, 9:35,
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I'm somewhere between good and awesomeI'm off to Belfast tomorrow to see some people and I resign my job two weeks today!!!
how are you sir?
(how are you sir?
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 22 May 2009, 9:37,
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doing well, overloaded with silly bits of work (yet I'm still on here). Also I'm happy as it's FRIDAY!!!resigning! always a euphoric feeling :D
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 22 May 2009, 9:40,
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nings badger! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 22 May 2009, 9:17,
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attach a frying pan to the end of thatand you will have an outstanding SPANGAPULT!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 22 May 2009, 9:24,
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nings Ghostieis there a particluar server that any b3tans have congregated on, per-chance?
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 22 May 2009, 9:04,
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Not really.I'm on lightbringer though. If you are ever on there /w OohBunnies (my death knight).
I know pasanonic is a huge WoW geek.
(I know pasanonic is a huge WoW geek.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 22 May 2009, 9:06,
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ah, cool... I'm on "Chamber of something-or-other"edit: chamber of aspects apparently
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 22 May 2009, 9:09,
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I think I called it "Kaahn"he's only at lv5, so I may delete and more to a more populated server or something. Still get getting my bearings though
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 22 May 2009, 9:14,
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Pop on lightbringer. I can give you a few pointers plus the benefit of my guild bank.Have you installed any addons yet?
If not at the very least download questhelper from www.curse.com
(If not at the very least download questhelper from www.curse.com
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 22 May 2009, 9:16,
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cool, I might just do that! I'll have a look at the addons things tonight... Not tried any yet... theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 22 May 2009, 9:19,
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Sodding hell!OK as I said at the very least you need quest helper.
The basics will put all iten items and people on your map but you can also have it so theres a direction arrow on your screen with the distance from the nearest quest item or person.
Means you can quest rather than running around looking for things.
(The basics will put all iten items and people on your map but you can also have it so theres a direction arrow on your screen with the distance from the nearest quest item or person.
Means you can quest rather than running around looking for things.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 22 May 2009, 9:26,
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sweeeeet... i was running around not knowing where to find certian damn NPCs yesterday :D theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 22 May 2009, 9:30,
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Yeah it halves/quarter's your questing time. riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 22 May 2009, 9:35,
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I have a mate who is in charge of a guild (or something like that)He has upwards of 30 people who do nothing but sit online all day and WAIT for him to finish work and log on, to then tell them what to do. Jeeeeus, what a waste of time. Its for this reason i don't want to play it, I want to do what I want, when I want. Single player rpgs for me.
( Victor Meldrew,
Fri 22 May 2009, 9:12,
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I have a guild with about 70 people.They think I know everything there is to know about WoW where I actually know didley squat.:P
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 22 May 2009, 9:14,
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There's about 5 of them that are between 10 and 15.I get lumbered with those, 'I've found this hair on my chest' questions.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 22 May 2009, 9:18,
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hahahaha! all I want to do is spend a bit of time on the odd bit of questing here and there for a laugh... I really don't get how people turn it into a whole lifestyle...
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 22 May 2009, 9:16,
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I've got a voucher somewhere for 10 days free access you can have if you want. riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 22 May 2009, 9:28,
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thanks, but i think I've got one of those plus the 30 days I'm currently on :D theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 22 May 2009, 9:32,
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Well it should give you ten more afterwards.It's a slippery slope. You end up playing for a couple of months and get to level 60 so you spend fifteen squid on the Outlands expansion that gets you up to lvl 70 with such fun things as flying mounts then you buy the Northrend expansion etc etc.:P
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 22 May 2009, 9:39,
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and then, one day you become(
Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR,
Fri 22 May 2009, 9:49,
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A small girl walking away in the background? riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 22 May 2009, 9:51,
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hahahahahhaha! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 22 May 2009, 9:52,
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jeebus!get out while you still can! :) i spent eight hours a day for 9 months in that game, it's evil >.<
( Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR,
Fri 22 May 2009, 9:35,
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hahah, I think I'll have that other problem - I'll be paying for it, but never have any time to play it :D theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 22 May 2009, 9:42,
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oh fuck do not want to see blears face atthis time in the morning Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 22 May 2009, 9:03,
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well you are sleeping with her so it's kinda your fault:P riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 22 May 2009, 9:08,
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^ This.It looks like a clown's mask.
( elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Fri 22 May 2009, 9:08,
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Something a clown would wear to make themselves look ridiculous? riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 22 May 2009, 9:12,
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hahaor to rob a bank
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 22 May 2009, 9:16,
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I think......she looks like an inflatable sex doll that's somehow been magically brought to life.
Hey, wait a minute...
*faps*
(Hey, wait a minute...
*faps*
reallywittyname veraciously conspues lexiphanicism on,
Fri 22 May 2009, 9:21,
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Blears looks like my sister-in-lawwho I hate even more than Blears herself
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 22 May 2009, 9:34,
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I couldn't fecking believe what I was hearing this morningMPs are skulking around parliament with terror in their eyes and they're approaching the limit of human endurance . . .
FECK ORRRRRF!!
(FECK ORRRRRF!!
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Fri 22 May 2009, 9:11,
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hahaindeed Mr Hat
and they are sending our service personnel out to fight in an illegal war with nothing more than a swimming cap and an oven glove for protection.
(and they are sending our service personnel out to fight in an illegal war with nothing more than a swimming cap and an oven glove for protection.
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 22 May 2009, 9:20,
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I heardEstha Ranson is thinking of running as an independant...
*shudders*
(*shudders*
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 22 May 2009, 9:39,
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Jings!I'm gonna start packing!
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Fri 22 May 2009, 9:45,
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phwoarrrr!it's like a Pirelli calendar! How is it these people didn't make it as models or porn stars?
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 22 May 2009, 9:36,
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pffft...Heard thios on the radio this morning
Tory MP: "You're just jealous"
They've really got no idea some of em
Apparently he's now apologised and retracted his comments. Bit late for that, mate
(Tory MP: "You're just jealous"
They've really got no idea some of em
Apparently he's now apologised and retracted his comments. Bit late for that, mate
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 22 May 2009, 9:36,
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:D"What right does the public have to interfere with my private life?"
erm... we fund it don't we?
(erm... we fund it don't we?
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 22 May 2009, 9:41,
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That's my MP!...Anthony Steen. Yes, he is a twunt and he won't be missed.
PS. No I didn't vote for him.
(PS. No I didn't vote for him.
reallywittyname veraciously conspues lexiphanicism on,
Fri 22 May 2009, 9:46,
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hahaWilliam Hague had a handface moment last night on Question Time over this
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 22 May 2009, 9:45,
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hahaha christthat's what we'll be getting next, folks
but which is worse? only one way to find out!
(but which is worse? only one way to find out!
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 22 May 2009, 9:46,
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Well, Steen is an enormous cunteven more so than the rest of them.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 22 May 2009, 9:48,
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I am going to threadjack this thread with some important newsI just opened my upstairs curtains, and in the next road over from us, I saw four ninjas walking along the road. They had big long sticks.
Proper, full-on ninjas.
They were accompanied by a girl in goth gear and a pink Stephanie wig.
I have a feeling it may be the last day of school for fifth years.
(Proper, full-on ninjas.
They were accompanied by a girl in goth gear and a pink Stephanie wig.
I have a feeling it may be the last day of school for fifth years.
b3th Not shit. Not mod.,
Fri 22 May 2009, 9:43,
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my Aussie brother-in-law thought he saw some ninjas in Sloughthey turned out to be Muslim girls
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 22 May 2009, 9:45,
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"They were accompanied by a girl in goth gear and a pink Stephanie wig"TGMTFH
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 22 May 2009, 9:51,
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nice face Blears Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 22 May 2009, 9:46,
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Jodie's attention seeking is getting out of hand
Not NSFW as far as I'm concerned but then again I work in an Amsterdam brothel.
sepang 's favourite day is,
Fri 22 May 2009, 9:49,
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woohooshe's mental
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 22 May 2009, 9:52,
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