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alright
did i miss giggly wiggly? sadtimes
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mongychops, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:41, archived)

Sounds like some fucked up child pornography show

(. Y . ), Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:48, archived)

img.slate.com/media/1/2057072/123079/2136371/060216_dsci_WigglesEX.jpg
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vladimir, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:50, archived)

Tastes like it too
BUT IT'S ACTUALLY A FUCKING BREAKFAST CEREAL
(. Y . ), Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:52, archived)

Hello, it's nearly 29 years since the last new message was posted
what are your ideas for lively-ing the place up? Is it time for a threadrush? What kind of biscuit would you be if you could time travel to any point in the past or future?
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vladimir, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:38, archived)

Innuendo Hour
where every post has to be as Carry On as possible
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:40, archived)

which, incidentally, is what SHE said

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:41, archived)

OOOOOOOooooooooohhhhhhhh

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vladimir, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:42, archived)

he looks like a romantic rhinoceros

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:43, archived)

aaaawwyourjusavinalaaaaaarrrrrrf
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vladimir, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:47, archived)

rhinoSOREARSE more like

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:48, archived)

In YOUR endo, more like.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:44, archived)

Too sodding early
"Ribaldry"
(Blue Unction yes, I've got bloody crabs, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:00, archived)

Poor JMG.
Don't mock his condition.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:02, archived)

I demand black pudding
fried pig scab mmmmm yum
(Blue Unction yes, I've got bloody crabs, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:04, archived)

Hello new person / old person pretending to be new.
Tell us about yourself. You can only use iambic pentameter
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:04, archived)

I used to post here long ago
I soon got bored of it
Because the place annoyed me so
And everyone was shit

And so I know of JMG
And his bald shiny head
And Grrrmachine and CHB
And babies that are dead
(Blue Unction yes, I've got bloody crabs, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:08, archived)

oops

(Blue Unction yes, I've got bloody crabs, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:10, archived)

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:12, archived)

prick

(Blue Unction yes, I've got bloody crabs, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:13, archived)

Better!
Are you happy to be back?
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:14, archived)

I won't be staying
every time I sign up and make a post about dead babies I get banned

bad times
(Blue Unction yes, I've got bloody crabs, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:15, archived)

Have you tried getting bored of it instead?

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:16, archived)

Before you get banned again, tell us
You knew JMG way back then. Was he any different to the fine specimen he is now?
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:17, archived)

he used to dance a lot
he doesn't do that anymore
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:30, archived)

JMG has always straddled the internet like a colossus

(Blue Unction yes, I've got bloody crabs, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:32, archived)

~~colossus~~ diarrhetic fishwife squirting her last into the street gutter
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:35, archived)

Fucking hell

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Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:35, archived)

hello sexy
is this place still shit then?
(Blue Unction yes, I've got bloody crabs, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:36, archived)

its very existence means that it's shit
but a few bubbles pop satisfyingly on the effluent surface occasionally.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:39, archived)

As a dog returns to its vomit, so a fool repeats his folly.

(Blue Unction yes, I've got bloody crabs, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:43, archived)

has it suddenly become unshit?

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:15, archived)

No.
Nor has its head become unmassive.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:23, archived)

To self-define is difficult enough
But doing so in iambs is too tough
I think it’s fairer to show the real you
In shorter form, please write us a haiku
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vladimir, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:27, archived)

Unemployed northern
Lover of football and dole
JMG is bald
(Blue Unction yes, I've got bloody crabs, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:30, archived)

haikus need a reference to the season, thus:
summer solstice light
does little to lift the gloom
in Grrrmachine's heart
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:33, archived)

midsummer moonlight
glints on car parts strewn across
grrmachine's carpet
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vladimir, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:41, archived)

I wish I had carpet that glinted

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:42, archived)

Fuck it's rainy out
fucking Glastonbury rain
Fucking shitty fuck.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:42, archived)

I got a mention because I'm not as shit as the rest of you lot

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:38, archived)

you're better than baldmonkey!

(Blue Unction yes, I've got bloody crabs, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:39, archived)

well that's a punch in the teeth followed by a french kiss, if ever I saw one

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:41, archived)

everyone's better than baldmonkey
he's a fat talentless prick and no one likes him
(Blue Unction yes, I've got bloody crabs, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:48, archived)

I'm not sure whose music is shitter, yours or his

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:52, archived)

ok, bored of b3ta again now
see you all in a few months with a new account

lol

dead babies
(Blue Unction yes, I've got bloody crabs, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:53, archived)

Dead retarded babies on fire, remember.
Bye.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:54, archived)

I never loved you anyway

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:03, archived)

Who the hell was that?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:04, archived)

GIlgamesh.
Always in are harts.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:06, archived)

Aww
Bye Gilgy
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:15, archived)

Also
AAaaa^AaAaaaaAAAaaAaAaaAaAaaarrrRR_rRrrRrRRr^rR_d_vAAAaaAaaAaAaaA_aAaaAAA_aAaAAarRrrRrrRRRrRRk_!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you been watching plenty of Bear Grylls?
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:16, archived)

:D Hello, lovely SSS.
Not recently, no. Should I?
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:26, archived)

Excellent survival tips for manning it up in the wild
He did one on Russia I think. Handy.
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:28, archived)

Thanks, I shall check that out.
After I get back from my adventure, Bear Grylls will get asked if he's watched Aardvark's latest program.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:33, archived)

:D
Are you doing any kind of video diary?
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:36, archived)

Possibly!
Although putting me and chenobble on camera may be painful for everyone to watch. We'll have to see if we can get a Flip HD camera or something like that.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:48, archived)

Do it
The world needs to see adventure
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:49, archived)

Would you like to buy us a camera?

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:54, archived)

I'm a little bit skint tbh
Get cash generator to sponsor you
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:12, archived)

I like baldmonkey
I think he's funny and he wrote a song for/about me.
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spesh., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:10, archived)

i'd travel into the future to see what advances have been made in biscuit technology

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:42, archived)

hover biscuits

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vladimir, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:43, archived)

e-McVit's

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:43, archived)

maybe they'll discover the higgs-bourbon

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:48, archived)

LOL!

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vladimir, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:49, archived)

*thumbs up*

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:50, archived)

i might leave now. i'll never say anything funnier than that.

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:04, archived)

they're nice to dip into einstein-bose condensed milk

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:16, archived)

oh you clever bastard

(Blue Unction yes, I've got bloody crabs, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:22, archived)

damn you
psst... switch the einstein and bose around.
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:31, archived)

NO, BOSE IS RUBBISH

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:33, archived)

THEIR SPEAKERS ARE SO EXPENSIVE :(

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:56, archived)

*rolls over and drools on the morning's work*

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Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:50, archived)

this confirms what I have long suspected
frisbee-chasing - check
irrepressible desire to be friends even after being kicked - check
rolling over and dribbling - check
= DOG
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vladimir, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:53, archived)

Hey, I take offence to that
I'd like to think that there's a few times whe-
...would you excuse me, the mail's just come in.

BARKBARKBARKbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:01, archived)

pfft
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vladimir, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:10, archived)

Friz B
has been to Hungary lately
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spesh., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:13, archived)

fuck off
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyFnHoaIE6c www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyFnHoaIE6c www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyFnHoaIE6c www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyFnHoaIE6c www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyFnHoaIE6c www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyFnHoaIE6c www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyFnHoaIE6c www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyFnHoaIE6c www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyFnHoaIE6c www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyFnHoaIE6c
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:55, archived)

i clicked on the 6th one
www.b3ta.com/board/10456604
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:02, archived)

DO SOMETHING GOOD YOU PRICK

(Blue Unction yes, I've got bloody crabs, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:15, archived)

YOU LEFT ME, YOU STUBBLE-COCKED SHIT.
YOU DON'T GET A SAY IN MY LIFE ANYMORE.
I NEEDED YOU. YOU BETRAYED ME.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:32, archived)

I WANT TO FIST YOUR URETHRA TIL YOU SHIT YOUR CERVIX OUT

(Blue Unction yes, I've got bloody crabs, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:35, archived)

IT'S TOO LATE TO CHANGE YOUR MIND.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:45, archived)

fuck you then, like I give a shit what you think
do we still do morning reports here?

I loved morning reports, morning reports were the best
(Blue Unction yes, I've got bloody crabs, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:47, archived)

Aha! It worked!

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:52, archived)

I'll travel to the past to arrive before making this post

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:52, archived)

you lunatic

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:58, archived)

why the fuck are these not on the popular page?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:46, archived)

Motherfucking ginger nut yo
from the 1950s. I'd have a flick knife and everything.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:52, archived)

I'd like to see some sort of Gay Shift
possibly late at night.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:07, archived)

why does nothing cool happen around tea time?

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:14, archived)

Aside from tea, you mean?

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:15, archived)

tea is old hat, tea needs to be re-invented
tea in space
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:17, archived)

Lapsang Armstrong.

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:24, archived)

Loose Tea In Spaaaace

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vladimir, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:28, archived)

Lapsang Soyuzong

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:43, archived)

I liked that Gilgamesh
he was the best
(Blue Unction yes, I've got bloody crabs, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:16, archived)

was that the one that worked for the psychic hotline?

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:18, archived)

no, that was the obese one who used to call round his falt at 3am for steak and chips

(Blue Unction yes, I've got bloody crabs, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:19, archived)

yeah, I said falt, fuck you edit button

(Blue Unction yes, I've got bloody crabs, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:20, archived)

He was the best.
I don't know who you are, but he was better than you. Unless you're him. Which I doubt.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:24, archived)

I heard that whem Gilgy comes back
B3ta will communicate his appearance and react accordingly.
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:26, archived)

clearly I'm going to have to do this EVERY time I make a new account here
kineticnorth.com/pissonyou.txt
(Blue Unction yes, I've got bloody crabs, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:27, archived)

Clearly.
Hello there gorgeous. Stay a while this time, would you? We need you.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:39, archived)

my accounts keep getting banned when I sign up and say lol dead babies
this place sure has changed
(Blue Unction yes, I've got bloody crabs, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:42, archived)

Dead babies are SO 2010.
We're all about dead retarded babies on fire, now.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:43, archived)

I thought it was burning porsche condom death
I'm so out of touch
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:46, archived)

Sorry, I'm bored of that Jackass twat already, and I say we move on.

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:48, archived)

rich tea biscuit: biscuit or war crime?

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:11, archived)

War Crime
Oreos for drinking tea through, now that's how I roll
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:13, archived)

it's clearly a biscuit

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:17, archived)

Rich Tea or Oreo?

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Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:19, archived)

I hope everyone on here dies of something mildly amusing.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:30, archived)

alright Ghostface

(Blue Unction yes, I've got bloody crabs, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:30, archived)

I've got an infected funnybone.

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:40, archived)

i've got a deep vein trombonesis

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:38, archived)

I want an amnesty so that every user who has previously been banned is forced to post again.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:08, archived)

Yes, bring back Ding and Bou and Syncubus and Friz and oh god can you imagine?

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:09, archived)

Bou will have to post from every one of her hundred or so banned accounts.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:12, archived)

Where the hell is AB?
/qotw has just surpassed itself
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:33, archived)

Link plz

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Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:50, archived)

gosh, that blog really is awfully dull
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vladimir, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:01, archived)

you noticed that too, eh?
I was disappointed at no mention of 'band camp' in the first 5 entries.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:03, archived)

I like to think I'm pretty sharp like that
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vladimir, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:03, archived)

blimey, did you check the 'interests' she has on the profile link?
It explains a lot. I'm beginning to think the whole thing is a set-up, and some 'lol-arious' wind up
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:06, archived)

owaitwait, hang on a minute, hollyoaks? someone get gonzo onto this one
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vladimir, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:07, archived)

hahaha :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:09, archived)

fucking deleted the douche
Anyone screencap it for the fail archive?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:45, archived)

Limp Bizkit?

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:36, archived)

I just got contacted by an agency, with two jobs offers.
This is the first time they've come up with anything for me, in the three years I've been on their books.
Who has shocked you with their inefficiency, lately?
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:38, archived)

THREADRUSH

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vladimir, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:39, archived)

SWINE

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:39, archived)

I'll delete it once frisbee qc posts something, that'll learn him
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vladimir, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:40, archived)

~~n agency~~ liens

/desperate attempt to make this post better
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:40, archived)

Thanks, manolith.
I appreciate your efforts.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:46, archived)

no problemo
well done for trying to keep the board alive
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:47, archived)

Cities should be renamed in my honour.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:49, archived)

Parisference
Prefo De Janeriance
St Preferenceberg
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vladimir, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:51, archived)

Hello
it's 29 years since I nearly died. Fortunately for me, I lived. Unfortunately for you lot, I lived.

I sliced my thumb open last night on a bottle cap. What shit injuries have you picked up lately?
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:31, archived)

I bashed my knee a week ago,
and it's only just started hurting
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:32, archived)

Did you bash it with tachyons that were travelling faster than the speed of light, and therefore had a vastly different relativistic spacetime frame from you?

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:20, archived)

(this post brought to you by the Star Trek "long words make me sound like I know stuff, but I don't" school of thought)

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:23, archived)

(that post brought to you by the MGT "explaining stuff you didn't give a shit about anyway" school of thought)

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:29, archived)

(this post brought to you by Aardvark crying)

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:29, archived)

*pats on the head*
It's ok little pet, we all still love you.
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jenpots, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:32, archived)

:)
Thank goodness.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:36, archived)

yay, we're 3ds friends now!

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:38, archived)

Hurray!

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:39, archived)

a minuscule pore on my nose that was considering becoming a spot became red and painful after i got slightly sunburnt.

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sleepybinky, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:32, archived)

I bit my nail too far down.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:32, archived)

Yikes.

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:38, archived)

That's a strange way to break your heel.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:48, archived)

A blister on my thumb
weeding nettles should really be done with gloves
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:34, archived)

i got some cuts when i wrecked a heavy wooden wardrobe with my bare hands and a hammer
also, a cat scratched me
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:35, archived)

the cat was in the wardrobe?

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:36, archived)

no, these were separate incidents

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:36, archived)

why were you trying to wreck a cat with your bare hands and a hammer?

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:39, archived)

I presume the hammer wasn't enough
so he went off and fetched a cat to finish off the wardrobe.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:45, archived)

it's not a very big wardrobe
there was barely room to swing a cat
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:56, archived)

because it left half a mouse in my slipper

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:54, archived)

where do you expect it to keep them after you've destroyed its only wardrobe?

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:56, archived)

i built it a little home to keep the mice in
a mouse pad i call it
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:57, archived)

+n
a un

manolith - pussy problems.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:43, archived)

an cunt?

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sleepybinky, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:43, archived)

The first one's in the subject line
that's why I put it in the subject line.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:45, archived)

I NEED MORE SLEEP PLEASE

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sleepybinky, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:46, archived)

i got some cunts, i believe

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:45, archived)

oh man how lucky are you

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sleepybinky, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:47, archived)

i know, right
i won the cunt lottery
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:56, archived)

Twottery.

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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:57, archived)

mingo

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:58, archived)

norks and crosses

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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:50, archived)

snatchcard

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:36, archived)

Injuries I am carrying at the moment.
Sprained elbow - done fighting
Big bruise on my bicep - being kicked
Big bruise on my arse - vigorous physiotherapist
Sprained ankle - done fighting
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jenpots, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:36, archived)

~~physiothe~~
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:47, archived)

*chuckles*

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jenpots, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:48, archived)

frisbee adam burned to death when he fell asleep on a burning desk

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:36, archived)

the festival i went to had an ultimate frisbee event, oh man, alongside beach football and beach volleyball.
also some surfer dude went 36 miles on a paddleboard for charity, holy crap man, that took him over 8 hours, such a mightyman.
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sleepybinky, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:39, archived)

Goldcoast?
edit: Brains
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:53, archived)

^ Zombee QC

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vladimir, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:56, archived)

lacerations and puncture wounds on my hand due to a cat not wanting to be picked up

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:37, archived)

I also have this
although it was playing with one of our cats. She went a bit mad.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:39, archived)

manolith has had a run-in with this cat, maybe people should be warned
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vladimir, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:41, archived)

Black eye, broken finger and bruises seemingly at random from cricket and playing Total Wipeout in a soft play centre.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:43, archived)

Headbutted in the pants
and slipped barefoot on stone stairs, shaving the back of my ankle with a marble edge. Surprisingly painful.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:44, archived)

you have marble stairs?
posh git, and bad choice considering how slippery marble is.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:47, archived)

It's necessary
otherwise the solid gold kitchen might look a bit ostentatious.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:49, archived)

can't argue with that
diamond toilets?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:56, archived)

I got headbutted in the vag once
when I went swimming. That wasn't fun.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:52, archived)

did they end up wearing you like a swimming cap?

a bright orange furry swimming cap
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:55, archived)

They'd look like some sort of troll doll

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magnum, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:57, archived)

....
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:57, archived)

None.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:45, archived)

dude, i needed you in the thread below
where were you?
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:46, archived)

Bees?

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:50, archived)

beads

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:54, archived)

BEADS!?!

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:57, archived)

gob's not on board

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:57, archived)

Let's relive this moment.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=emgXwYWqd9Y
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:00, archived)

Aside from the obvious that I've whinged about enough
shut my finger in the door of a cupboard. Nail's gone all black and gross. I'm going to invest in some of those fancy soft closing door things that all the nice middle-class kitchens seem to have.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:46, archived)

or just some padded mittens on a string

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:53, archived)

or don't be a fat fingered fool.

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jenpots, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:56, archived)

:(

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:57, archived)

I hurt my left hip-flexor last tuesday
and I'm supposed to be doing the same activity that caused it tonight. Not looking forward to it.
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:52, archived)

I'm immortal now, so that sort of shit doesn't happen to me.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:00, archived)

instead, all you have to fear is the inevitable decline in people's belief in you, like a slow trickling away of water from a saltmarsh as the sea goes out, until, one day, you will be just a small fragment of terracotta in a corner display case in an almost unvisited museum, and a small child will stand in front of you, picking its nose, and saying mummy, why is that bit of broken pot there, and why is that stupid looking face that is all broken and almost vanished drawn on it? and this will be the end of all your glory
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vladimir, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:08, archived)

Fuck 'em.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:10, archived)

immortality doesn't mean you can't get hurt
I've seen that highlander documentary, Kurgen has a huge scar across his neck. and a sore throat.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:09, archived)

Yeah, still susceptible to the common cold so immortality is a bit pointless really.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:18, archived)

No no no, you're both wrong.
When a Highlander immortal is 'killed' then all their injuries and shit heal up before they come back to life. The Kurgan obviously never had that happen.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:21, archived)

i know he was bad ass
but a cut deep enough to cause a scar that serious is totally taking out a windpipe.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:24, archived)

you're right though, when the pair of them get shot in highlander 2
no bullet holes.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:25, archived)

Highlander what?

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:34, archived)

i dropped a box on my elbow and now have tingly pains all down it :(

(fireangel is stealing underwear off your washing line, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:08, archived)

I bet the other undertakers were really cross with you
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vladimir, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:10, archived)

Hello Lurky
why did they kick you out of the lurkers union, forcing you to post?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:10, archived)

I haven't had any
but Badger twatted his head on the car door the other day, and is now sporting a rather fetching bruise on his fod.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:12, archived)

yeah yeah, the old 'walked into a door' excuse, nobody's fooled
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vladimir, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:13, archived)

i don't think i need to add to this.
except i might have SOMETHING REALLY WRONG WITH ME this time. not allowed to have surgery until a haematologist has figured out why my blood is all wrong.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:39, archived)

cow aids

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jenpots, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:40, archived)

I WAS AFRAID OF THIS.

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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:46, archived)

AIDS.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:40, archived)

good or bad?

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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:47, archived)

It's never good AIDS.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:04, archived)

You shouldn't have had that transfusion off that homeless guy that had been sleeping with a yak and shooting up magenta powder paint.

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:41, archived)

you leave my brother out of this, you bully.

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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:47, archived)

ectoplasm

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:42, archived)

Stop swallowing iron filings

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:45, archived)

but they taste so good.

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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:48, archived)

especially when coated in jam

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:49, archived)

It's because it's 70% proof you drunken harriden.

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:45, archived)

shhhhh. i'm hoping they won't run THAT test.
*frantically sucks pennies*

obvious strikethrough is obvious
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:49, archived)

~~pennies~~ eggs
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:16, archived)

I woke up with a long scratch down my hand
not sure where it's from, the college cat can't get in the window
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:47, archived)

aha, the attack cat strikes again, first manolith and hedonist, now you, is no-one safe
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vladimir, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:36, archived)

I pinched the skin of my ball bag between the fabric of my pants and my thigh
and had to do that thing where you're in the middle of the office and can't just publicly adjust your nuts, so while still seated you open and shut your legs hoping the testies shift over to a move comfortable spot.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:59, archived)

why hello there you charming folk.
i spent my weekend litterpicking at a small local festival. 16 hour days - i am aching all through. One promotional stall was giving away free cereal/biscuit bars.
I got about 90, not a bad haul really.
I also bought three bags of beads for £1 each and made a bracelet for my sister cos i normally buy her a jewellery there but £3, a unique bracelet and a lot of spare beads is much better than £6 for ready-made stuff that is identical to what i have bought her before.

nap time now please :/
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sleepybinky, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:12, archived)

I spent my weekend SAVING THE WORLD.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:14, archived)

oh man, what if you accidentally put polypropylene in the Polyethylene terephthalate bin

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:16, archived)

listen, man
don't even joke about stuff like that
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:03, archived)

in what way?

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:18, archived)

oh boy, i hope it's something trivial and dull

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:19, archived)

There was a situation that developed with these guys who had a nuclear weapon and they were totally going to use it, and I stopped them.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:20, archived)

"Oi paddy, that's not a nuclear bomb, you eedgjiat, that's a friggin' potato clock. Put dat down noi before you urt yourself"
"Right you are Preference, my bad".
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:22, archived)

He probably sat in a big town hall and went "RAR RAR RAR I DISAGREE".

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:22, archived)

Gonz, for fuck's sake, nobody gets anything done in town halls.
It's all quiet chats in smoke filled rooms.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:24, archived)

What do you reckon about this whole Greek thing, you reckon they should be forced to give half their landmass to italy or something.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:25, archived)

We've got a whole other Greek problem right now.
One of the lads who wants to be President gave an interview a few years ago where he said that the ancient Greeks had the right attitude to paedophilia.
They should probably give Greece to him.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:28, archived)

I read that interview.
It seems that it's now being taken completely out of context. That's not to say that it wasn't a fucking stupid thing for a politician to come out with- he should have engaged his brain and realised the potential implications- however what he was talking about was the Classical Greek relationship between an older man and adolescent youth and referring to it hypothetically. He should also have chosen his words more carefully- the word he was looking for was pederasty rather than paedophilia.
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Lord Gnome, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:17, archived)

Quite, but despite repeated prompts from the interviewer he insisted on using the term paedophilia.
He tried to justify this later, still in 2002 here, by saying that he's an academic, but frankly, being an academic means you should know how to user a dictionary.
He's now trying to brush over this, and a couple of other howlers, by saying that everyone should ignore everything he said before he declared he ewas running for President, which is fucking bizarre.
Oh, and he said that McAleese was the first president "from a nationalist background."
Which is only true if you ignore every other President we've had.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:27, archived)

he sounds like a right spastic, and therefore perfect for public office, vote him in now
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vladimir, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:38, archived)

No.
I'll be voting for the candidate who most closely resembles a leprechaun.
t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSVxBG2zDcLrXImOv3DhvujI3Z72EDZIFG2W2ETG7tJFBS6Uq_3QA
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:44, archived)

you can't vote in a basket of flowers, what if it wilts under the lights at a press conference

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vladimir, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:46, archived)

FLORAPHOBE

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:00, archived)

and if your house is ever burgled by a short fat man with a hat and a taller man with spikey hair
you can tip them down the stairs to deter them
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:14, archived)

i would hope if that happened it would happen at christmas
when the house is full of strings of lights and spiky baubles.
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sleepybinky, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:23, archived)

hi binky
did you see any bands?
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:15, archived)

an ea
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:20, archived)

yeah mostly ones what i don't know but are quite pleasant to listen to on a sunny afternoon near the beach.
um.... seasick steve and the king blues and amy newton (who is quite local) and sam dowden (who is local but talented) and some guy called ed sheeran and others i dunno.
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sleepybinky, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:21, archived)

Was Steve any good?
I'm really looking forward to seeing him next month
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magnum, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:28, archived)

are you latitudinalising this year?

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:30, archived)

Fatitudinalising, more like.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:32, archived)

Yup

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magnum, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:35, archived)

22 days, i believe
*happy dance*
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:44, archived)

I wasn't too excited when the line up was first announced
although there are a few good names scattered amongst the rubbish.
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magnum, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:46, archived)

that's latitude every year though. i actually think this year is better than last year
i'm gutted that edward sharpe and the magnetic zeroes have had to pull out
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:49, archived)

I'm not much into the obscure stuff
I just sit in the comedy tent for most of the day, and then after that see if there are any bands I've heard of playing, or someone in the literary tent.
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magnum, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:50, archived)

i liked just pottering about between the comedy and film and burlesque tents,
but sadly latitude, being about 8 hours drive, is a bit much effort really :(
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sleepybinky, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:31, archived)

END. OF. THE. ROAD.

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:35, archived)

it's still over £300 for two places including travel.
i dont have £300 to chuck away.
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sleepybinky, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:40, archived)

yeah he was
he did well and from what i heard he also seemed like a genuinely nice chap.
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sleepybinky, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:50, archived)

fair enough
none of those names meant anything to me besides seasick steve
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:33, archived)

yeah that's how i feel, but then, really, small festival, local

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sleepybinky, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:50, archived)

hippy

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:20, archived)

capitalist, actually.
i needed the money and the cereal bars help too.
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sleepybinky, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:22, archived)

Right on comrade.
I trust you've read Marx's classic work "Socialism, Scientific, Utopian and Cereal Bars."
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:25, archived)

i wish jackaction was here so we could do the beads/bees bit from arrested development
*sigh* goodnight sweet prince
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:32, archived)

he might be at euro disney, he said something about going on holiday the other day i think

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mongychops, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:34, archived)

did he?
tsk, he should have said something to me
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:46, archived)

Last night I saw this guy on TV
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-13678179
They showed him in court crying and begging for his life, then announced that he'd been taken out and shot. 5pm, mainstream TV channel.
Not watching any Chinese TV today.
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Zuowan, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:33, archived)

That'll teach him to turn himself in.

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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:22, archived)

*stretches out over desk*
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:45, archived)

*sets desk on fire*

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:47, archived)

*toasty snores*
*dreams of chargrilling steak*
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:48, archived)

Good Morning

Sun's up

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vladimir, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 5:17, archived)

Been up for 6 hours here already!
But you're having an 18 hour day whereas ours is the normal 12-1/2 hours.Bet I'm warmer than you are this Mid-Summers day!
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 5:23, archived)

sadly yes

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vladimir, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 5:26, archived)

Ryan Dunn.
Sad story. A Porsche 911 GT3 up in flames.
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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 5:26, archived)

I guess some people will miss Ryan too.

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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 5:27, archived)

Can't have done much for the local air quality.
And he killed a perfectly innocent tree.
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Zuowan, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 5:32, archived)

The tree will probably sue.

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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 5:44, archived)

Bit of poetic justice
Bearing in mind he was the one with a car up his arse in Jackass.
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 5:35, archived)

This GT3 wasn't in a condom though.
That's why it was unsafe.
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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 5:40, archived)

Never noticed this one....
www.b3ta.com/talk/7221967
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 5:50, archived)

me either.
I do like the Grr.
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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 5:56, archived)

Imagine what would happen if he drove into a nuclear truck or hit some school kids, people wouldn't _them_ be alling him a hero.
He's scum, as far as I'm concerned, who murdered his friend.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:02, archived)

was he driving then?

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:03, archived)

The papers show a picture of him drinking "possibly alcholic beverages" beforehand. They might be, but they looked like cokes to me.

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:05, archived)

Ah, I've seen another picture now. Clearly beer.

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:07, archived)

Possibly still one though.
I don't think any of us was there at the time.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:08, archived)

PROFESSIONAL IDIOT DIES IN BOOZE FUELLED FIERY CARSPLOSION
will sell more papers though
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:19, archived)

I'll be honest with you, M'dawg, I haven't read a single news report on it, only what I've seen on here.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:08, archived)

I went to Stonehenge for the solstice with some hippies one time.
It wasn't bad, quite fun actually. People were actually dressed as druids.
Absolutely more fun than sitting at a computer posting my scorn at 10.30 in the evening.
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Zuowan, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 5:37, archived)

Always wanted to see a Stonehenge site.

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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 5:45, archived)

www.stonehenge.co.uk
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 8:35, archived)

You can take your sunrise and your fucking stone circle and your fool with the head of a donkey
and you can shove it all up your arse sideways with a fucking fol-de-rol on top, you fiddle-dee-dee Midsummer Cunt.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 6:56, archived)

The resident pagan at Badger acres has said 'no god is worth getting out of bed at fucking four AM for'.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 6:57, archived)

hello grrrmachine :)
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vladimir, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:36, archived)

What a wonderful world

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 8:47, archived)

I wouldn't go that far

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vladimir, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:43, archived)

Great film or greatest film?
www.b3tards.com/u/ee0d0a7dc532064da1b6/1308620845503.jpg
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 2:57, archived)

the pinnacle of human achievement

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Lightguy hail satan, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 3:04, archived)

Is he available for birthday parties?

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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 5:00, archived)

and a few hours after...

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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 5:02, archived)

Doubly impressed
1) I made it down for my flight despite having 2 hours of sleep, then drove over to mine to get my driving license, only to have to drive back to my gf's because I left my phone at hers. Raced to the airport, made it all in time.
2) I survived an encounter on /talk relatively unscathed last night!
(chances aren't good for two nights in a row though!)
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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:47, archived)

Hello

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CowJam, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:50, archived)

you're such a bastard

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:18, archived)

No, they were married.

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CowJam, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:19, archived)

A year after

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:21, archived)

For a small extra fee they can make it retrospective.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:23, archived)

simply burn down the records building
and insert your name into a christening book at the appropriate time- Woman in White style
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:44, archived)

cheeky sod

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CowJam, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:31, archived)

a year after the failed abortion

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:34, archived)

You can go off people
y'know
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CowJam, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:57, archived)

wuv u weelly yummy tickle bunny xxx

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:02, archived)

when are they going to put you out of your misery?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 1:02, archived)

do you mean by buying me a big present?

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 1:27, archived)

BE NICE!
Its in caps. That means you have to listen.
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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 2:04, archived)

Well it was quite late when you posted.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:51, archived)

I know
I was so tired, I used poor grammar! Bad Davy! :)
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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:52, archived)

Well you didn't make too much of a hash of it.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:01, archived)

Welcome back.
It's good to see you again. I hope you had a pleasant flight and managed to catch up on your sleep. Perhaps you'll be better prepared in future- make sure you have all necessary items with you before setting off.
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Lord Gnome, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:52, archived)

I sense a degree of sarcasm I've sorely missed
I've also struggled to cross the road without getting run over... what could I be doing wrong :)
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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:53, archived)

I think flying is quite boring enough without being at the airport in good time or having a plan b if you miss your flight.

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:01, archived)

I have a great plan that rarely fails.
Get to the airport early and check my luggage in as soon as possible then hit the bar and stay there until everyone else has boarded the flight and my name gets called.

It doesn't win many friends with fellow passengers but it saves a lot of queuing and you can sleep through the flight.
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Lord Gnome, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:15, archived)

the first three minutes of flying is always holy shit awsome I am flying omg
then it's just like being on a bus, but they get upset if you get up and try and get off at your stop I pressed the bell why did they ignore the bell now I'll have to walk back to tescos
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:24, archived)

Congratulations.
Have this link.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:52, archived)

Or alternatively,
this one.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:54, archived)

Oh god.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:57, archived)

or this
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vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:57, archived)

What?
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:59, archived)

This is unquestionably the best picture on the internet.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:59, archived)

Boom

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 2:01, archived)

YES!

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:00, archived)

Mini

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 2:01, archived)

That always cracks me up.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:01, archived)

I'm off back to mike's list to see if I can find the thread where I first saw him use it.

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:02, archived)

Someone was banging the ignore drum, I think. Can't remember who.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:05, archived)

Autistic Spectrum Quotient 9.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:07, archived)

I love that he thought he was anti autism

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:19, archived)

It might just have been the funniest thing he will ever come out with.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:21, archived)

Hahaha, yeah.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:26, archived)

Haha

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:34, archived)

APART FOMREE HIS PENUISS

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:33, archived)

Chev

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:33, archived)

Chevruin.

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:36, archived)

AaaAAAAaAAAAaaaaA^rRrRRdvaaAAAaaaA^AaaAa^RrRR^k!!!!!!!!_!!!!!!!!

You cunt!
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Lord Gnome, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:40, archived)

:D
Hello there Gnomey!
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:44, archived)

Oh darn it

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:48, archived)

harsh times

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:48, archived)

Yep.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 1:57, archived)

Chevrons are tricky things.

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:54, archived)

Yeah.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 1:57, archived)

ron

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:34, archived)

Master of Turnips.
www.b3ta.com/talk/6770025
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:07, archived)

It's got over 100,000 hits.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:32, archived)

Smashed it

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:34, archived)

We were doing this shit years ago man.
www.b3tards.com/u/63e645c3826fa9bc7564/roadkill.jpg
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:30, archived)

Back

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 2:00, archived)

This

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 2:00, archived)

Way

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 2:00, archived)

huzzah
i went to glasgow the other sunday, got a taxi at 2:30am from Derby to Nottingham coach station to get a coach from Notts to Luton airport, then flew from Luton to Glasgow, to be in glasgow by about 9 and left glasgow at 5pm with family to get a lift back home in a car. Most mental day ever.
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FIEND, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:54, archived)

That
is
mental.

Glasgow? :p
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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:59, archived)

I was thinking living in Derby myself

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:18, archived)

alright DavyBoyInGravyJoy

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:58, archived)

Awight
name I daren't type out for fear of getting it wrong (and Copy Paste is just cheating)!
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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:08, archived)

Woodside.

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:14, archived)

No worries, it's the result that counts, not the method.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:14, archived)

I try telling my rape victims that
As long as I've come, that counts!
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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:17, archived)

Lolly.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:18, archived)

Licence.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:59, archived)

Damn!
I lived in the US for a year, I picked up a bad habit!
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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:07, archived)

is being in gravy joy
Rolling around in the delicious stuff masturbating? And where can I take part?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:00, archived)

There's an annual convention in Deal
Held in the 8th month of Our Fair Lord... bring your own stock, and and your own sock!
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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:09, archived)

fuck am i going to Deal.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:12, archived)

charles hawtrey lived Deal, for purposes I will leave you to surmise "Hawtrey finally retired to Deal in Kent in the 1980s, where he devoted much time to the consumption of alcohol. He cut an eccentric figure in the small town and was well known for promenading along the seafront in extravagant attire, waving cheerfully to the fishermen, and his frequenting of establishments patronised by students of the famous Royal Marine School of Music."
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vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:17, archived)

Hawtrey killed my grandfather you insensitive bastard
sex game gone wrong, but still
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:25, archived)

shit, I'm sorry, I had no idea he was a time traveller too
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vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:29, archived)

he wouldn't have to travel time
To get buggered to death in the 80's.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:31, archived)

I thought all grandfather killings were the result of time travel, maybe I have misunderstood
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vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:37, archived)

Have you ever used a 'magic wand' dildo to find your girlfriends a spot?

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:06, archived)

All I can think of is this line
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKkNQ8l9XqQ&feature=related
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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:11, archived)

That is basically the correct response.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:13, archived)

Glad I've been conditioned
In other news... tits are on the TV, hello Babestation!
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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:19, archived)

~~Babestation~~ Ant and Dec
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:41, archived)

^ if 8 out of 10 cats did that joke
v if have i got news for you did the joke
~~Babestation~~ Prime Minister's Questions
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:59, archived)

I can't see a question but if it's ''Did you go to the cinema?'', well then, yes. Yes I did.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:35, archived)

What did you see?

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:37, archived)

Senna. It was good.
He died at the end.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:46, archived)

No point me watching it now, really.
Did you cry?
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:58, archived)

I was a tad teary. I presume that some inconsiderate bastard behind me was chopping onions.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:02, archived)

i had to take doglin to be put down this morning,
very sad times
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:38, archived)

Bark the Beagle, Nevermore.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:42, archived)

ha, quite!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:44, archived)

I will light a candle.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:49, archived)

I'm pouring a fourth.
Pourin' fifths is so 2010.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:59, archived)

I read this just as Mad Max's dog got shot in the second film. What a sad day for dogs both real and pretend.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:02, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/63e645c3826fa9bc7564/cheerupssg1.jpg
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:04, archived)

This should be on billboards.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:06, archived)

www.photofunia.com/output/4/1/l/W/1/lW1TAaY1HziaZ4xUtaeR9w.jpg
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:19, archived)

That's a really fucking dull face.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:06, archived)

this always cheers me up!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:16, archived)

sorry to hear that, I know exactly how you feel,
Rubble went the same way about a month ago :(
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:08, archived)

My dog's getting old maaan but I saw him today and he still looks alright.
Great dog stories.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:13, archived)

aaaw, poor rubble, what a great dog he was!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:15, archived)

yeah, 15 years and about 8 months old as well

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:34, archived)

Your chance to see it before it becomes a front page, guys.
www.b3ta.com/board/10456132
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:12, archived)

Depends what you post really
There are seasoned veterans here who post the most unbearable shit.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 1:49, archived)

like me for instance

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 1:50, archived)

so, it's the summer solstice tomorrow, how are you planning on celebrating this great event?
sunrise is at 4.45am
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vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:29, archived)

with a big slice of not give a fuck.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:31, archived)

I plan on not getting up at such a fucking stupid time.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:31, archived)

hello AB
www.b3ta.com/questions/horriblethings/post1247037
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vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:32, archived)

Already watching dis.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:34, archived)

I have heard of your fail archive, and wish to contribute.
b3ta.com/questions/horriblethings/post1246829

Fucking hell.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:43, archived)

sockpuppet. but who?

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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:45, archived)

I don't think that obvious, contrived trolls qualify for entry to this.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:46, archived)

I think you need to maybe have an honourary mention on mike's list for that.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:47, archived)

Must be a troll based on the taking it up the arse by his dad.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:55, archived)

That, and just about everything else mentioned.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:58, archived)

Yep.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:02, archived)

Fuck off, hippy.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:31, archived)

Punching Druids and hippies.

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:32, archived)

And also punching the b3ta user Druid. A lot.

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:34, archived)

Saved me the bother of a strikethrough just there.

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Lord Gnome, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:50, archived)

alright blue star
Forgot about you facebook message, sorry. What dates are you looking at/how long for/is it just flights you're after?
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:35, archived)

Yay.
We're going November 2/3 to November 7/8. Me, Double F, Druid and LT. Just flights. Thanks gorgeous.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:39, archived)

I dunno if Druid'll be allowed to go. You could smuggle anything in in that monobrow.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:40, archived)

GAZ IM ME.

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:42, archived)

Dentist appointment
then a doctors appointment, then work.
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magnum, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:34, archived)

I'll still be awake plowing through the Mad Max trilogy.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:34, archived)

You.
Answer my fb message. Also, come to London in December. Omgbash.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:36, archived)

waaaalker.....waaaalker.....waaaalker.....waaaalker.....waaaalker.....

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vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:36, archived)

Hearing Australians say gasoline the way they do makes me angry so I may not make it through the second film.
Also they way that kid shouts 'MEMBER THIS?' in Thunderdome drives me mental. I don't know why I put myself through this.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:38, archived)

but it's them's have the tellin of it, jaction, member that, for one day you'll have the tellin of it to your own smalluns, etc etc mel gibson is a fascist
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vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:40, archived)

FUCK OFF AUSTRALIA. IT'S BEEN FIFTEEN YEARS, YOU COULDN'T HAVE FORGOTTEN HOW TO SPEAK PROPERLY THAT QUICKLY.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:41, archived)

it was because of the poxyclypse
KABOOM SWIIIISSSSHHHH
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vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:42, archived)

I plan on getting half dressed before realising it's still the middle of the ngiht and going back to bed.
Again.
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CowJam, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:35, archived)

I shall be buying a packaway waterproof type thing, and maybe some waterproof trousers.
I shall also be buying an umbrella. And some shorts. This is not for the solstice, but my own perverse activities.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:40, archived)

Affectation-Man the Greatest Hero of Them All

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:44, archived)

Not entirely sure how waterproofs, the most unflattering of clothing, is proven as an affectation
but, go on, I'll go with it.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:59, archived)

Are you talking Barbour jacket or pac-a-mac?
Wearing country-casual wear when you live in London can be considered an affectation- unless you work at the London City Farm, in which case I imagine it's a necessity.
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Lord Gnome, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:18, archived)

I'm off to Glastonbury.
I can't afford, nor do I particularly want, a Barbour anything.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:35, archived)

Waterproofs are probably a good idea then.
Pro-tip. Take a couple of rolls of bin-liners with you, then if it rains cut holes in them and sell for £5.00 each as waterproof ponchos.
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Lord Gnome, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:50, archived)

*finger on nose*
*points*
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:54, archived)

I'm not kidding
People did that in 97 or 98- whenever the really wet festival happened and others who had made little provision for wet weather bought them. A couple of rolls will take up fuck all space in your bag and you may find them useful yourself if it rains to stick at last one full change of clothing inside to keep it dry.
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Lord Gnome, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:11, archived)

Really, I'm on it.
It sounds like a good idea.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:28, archived)

Ponce.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:55, archived)

You do realise that the whole point of a golden shower is to get wet don't you?

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Lord Gnome, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:59, archived)

durr. you don't celebrate the summer solstice. it's the wrong one.
the winter one is the celbrating one.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:46, archived)

if you want to restrict yourself to one party a year, go ahead, but don't mind me and rnuk dressing up in kagools and dancing about in the rain at sunrise
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vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:48, archived)

you go, girls.
it's just that summer solstice heralds the dying of the year and the winter one is the rebirth so that's the celebrating one. man.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:51, archived)

Snoring, or masturbating furiously
I'm yet to decide!
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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:48, archived)

Getting drunk and smashing up a Porsche in a fireball is a pretty good way to go, to be fair

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:50, archived)

It's how I imagine Baldmonkey gets to sleep each night.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:54, archived)

i nearly got myself involved in some ultra nerdy shit jmg, but i let it go, great times

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mongychops, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:59, archived)

Well handled.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:24, archived)

i think this says it all
https://en.bitcoin.it/wiki/Nonce
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mongychops, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:34, archived)

I did a bit of a lol at that prick who gave himself brain damage mining for those things.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:37, archived)

dont you just build a high spec pc and set it off?

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mongychops, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:38, archived)

Daft shit at the bottom of this page.
www.somethingawful.com/d/news/attack-of-bitcoins.php?page=2
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:42, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:53, archived)

it all smacks of nerds working fake money for nonces to be able to swap kiddie stuff

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mongychops, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:00, archived)

No wonder they got their knickers in a bunch when a goon played a little joke on them.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:01, archived)

i preferred the barrel smashing bonus stage myself

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Lightguy hail satan, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:57, archived)

worst satnav ever, lol
oh why was this such a let down
muffler.pl/
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mongychops, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:57, archived)

i think you want odloty.pl
it's full of prostitutes
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:01, archived)

do they accept bitcoins?

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mongychops, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:03, archived)

they probably accept clubcard points

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:09, archived)

i dont have a clubcard, i'm no marketing mans pawn

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mongychops, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:13, archived)

I have a club card
but never spent any of the points I got with them.
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magnum, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:15, archived)

i'm not keen on having what i buy on a database somewhere

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mongychops, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:18, archived)

It's beats the shit out of dying at home surrounded by loved ones that's for damn sure.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:57, archived)

grrr only has one loved one and it is a lava lamp he kept from an ex that he has surplanted all his love into

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mongychops, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:00, archived)

yeah, when I go I want the image of my death to be implanted in the minds of all those who loved me too
so that they can bring forth the image of my wasted disease-riddled corpse every time someone mentions my name. I'm sure they'd find that comforting.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:03, archived)

I want the image of my death to be worn round people's necks.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:05, archived)

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:07, archived)

7777777 get!?!

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:00, archived)

i bet he wishes he filmed that stunt

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:01, archived)

rip richard hammstond, 4eva in are hartz

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:11, archived)

Adam Fielding
for some reason I keep thinkin its friday lol x
2 hours ago via BlackBerry · Like ·
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:24, archived)

I thought you had to have a vagina to own a blackberry?

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:27, archived)

~~hav~~ b
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:28, archived)

Honestly, I only know two people with them and they're both women.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:38, archived)

I know quite a few with them, but mostly because their employers bought loads for the staff.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:39, archived)

What the fuck are you on about?

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CowJam, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:24, archived)

Probably something religious.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:27, archived)

i think he is having a hard time of it at the moment

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mongychops, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:31, archived)

Who?

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:34, archived)

I haven't touched the XBox for anything serious for months, now.
You're all smart when it comes to video games.
What's to look forward to?

I only like to give the likes of FIFA and sometimes Call of Duty a whirl. Both will be out later in the year, I imagine. But what else is there for the casual, handsome gamer?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:37, archived)

Battlefield 3, Dead Island, Gears of War 3, Batman Arkham City

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:39, archived)

Those Gears of War games always seemed complex and over the top..
Saying that, I'll probably give it a go.
90nz0's usually my man on new games or gadgets. I hope he's well.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:40, archived)

I've just had to google that dead bloke who used to punch himself in the bollocks on the telly.
I'm totally out of touch here.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:45, archived)

Don't forget car up the colon.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:47, archived)

Oh man, killed himself drink driving, excellent work there.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:50, archived)

:( Badger.. :(

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:50, archived)

Was he driving, or just in the car.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:51, archived)

www.guardian.co.uk/media/2011/jun/20/ryan-dunn-jackass-death

A bit ambiguous in all fairness.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:52, archived)

Classy reportage from the Mirror here
www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2011/06/20/ryan-dunn-dead-jackass-star-dies-in-car-crash-aged-34-115875-23215039/
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:54, archived)

Seems quite standard.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:50, archived)

Totally trolling on a thread about the armed forces elsewhere on the internet.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:03, archived)

Link please.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:27, archived)

Yeah, well drink driving kills, as that shows.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:55, archived)

I read (think it was Fox News) that he was driving his own car, with a mate, after a night out.
Twat
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:03, archived)

I don't think that this Glued Eel zing got nearly enough attention.
b3ta.com/talk/7221869
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:04, archived)

someone on /board posted pictures of the wreckage
if you can be bothered to go there and scroll down. He was driving, apparently in excess of 110mph, and very possibly drunk. Idiot.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:53, archived)

Still, he can be satisfied that he'll have won himself a Darwin award there.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:57, archived)

Live doing stupid things
die doing one of the stupidest.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:01, archived)

He probably thought his immune system had built up a tolerance to danger.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:52, archived)

Probably could have done with his car building up a tolerance to walls.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:58, archived)

Fez, if it ever surfaces

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:39, archived)

Resistance 3 maybe?

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:39, archived)

I'm looking forward to Bioshock infinite
Enjoyed the first two immensely, and love the concept of a sky city to play about in.
Also, Arkham City looks like it will be pretty ace.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:40, archived)

I completed the first one.
Never got round to the sequel.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:41, archived)

the second one wasn't as good as the first
but the third is looking to get back to the first one's excellent form. Also, IT'S A FUCKING SKY CITY!!!
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:45, archived)

Oh fuck yeah.
Bioshock Infinite looks amazing.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:42, archived)

If Irrational can make a game as engrossing as Bioshock 1
then i'll be happy.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:49, archived)

JMG, you must be playing the old Zelda on the new 3DS.... I believe you will at some point because you're a better human than those who don't, and I'm including my own mother in that.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:40, archived)

Does this 3DS give people headaches?
I can't imagine it's great for the eyes.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:40, archived)

Apparently it does, but not me, my eyes are fine. Sometimes I get double vision on-screen though, but that's mostly when I'm doing something that uses the gyros.
Used it on the tube home and was all like "DAH dahh daDADADAAAA, dadaDA da deee da da da".
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:42, archived)

OH SHIT, I FORGOT, I'M GOING TO VIEW A FLAT.
Gotta go, l89erz.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:43, archived)

YES!!
I love this titbits of 90nz0..
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:51, archived)

there's a slider for the 3d, from off to full blast, i find putting it halfway works fine for me, if i go to maximum my head pops like a balloon full of raspberry jam

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Lightguy hail satan, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:09, archived)

Careful with technology, there..

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:18, archived)

Viewing things in 3d is bad for the eyes?

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CowJam, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:19, archived)

*OoT 3D fives*

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:36, archived)

Is it the same version as the Master Quest they released with Wind Waker?

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:38, archived)

no, it's got updated graphics, touchscreen controls, motion controlled aiming (which works way better than you think), a boss rush mode, a new version of master quest that unlcoks once you finish the game
and someone from nintendo comes round your house a couple of days after you beat the game and gives you superpowers
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Lightguy hail satan, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:03, archived)

Instead of superpowers, I'd rather just have these.
www.b3tards.com/u/ee0d0a7dc532064da1b6/superrangerman.jpg
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:17, archived)

I really wish I'd bought an Xbox instead of a Wii - I can never join in these conversations
I suppose I can look forward to a stripped down, PS2-quality conversion of some of these games in 18 months time :o/

I'm still playing my Xbox Classic though. Black is an amazing FPS
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:42, archived)

By Xbox, you mean PS3 right?

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:42, archived)

Nah, I'm sure he means xbox.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:43, archived)

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:49, archived)

I'll do just that, then sit down and have a quick play.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:50, archived)

You could buy a second hand one.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:43, archived)

If I can save up enough for one I would
I don't have a HD telly though
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:44, archived)

I think you can get them for £100 or less.
Get hd later, though it is good for games.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:48, archived)

WiiU will be out then, the graphics look good on it.
One 'u' controller per console though, I reckon that might lead to fights in the living rooms. Not for me, though, I'm a spoilt brat only child.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:43, archived)

I only bought the original Wii because they'd had a small delivery turn up at a Tesco store a couple of days after launch
and the whole "can't get a Wii for love nor money" hype just prompted the purchase. My friends who'd pre-ordered but still didn't get one were fuming.

The Call of Duty games are brilliant on it, and a Boy and His Blob was good.
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:47, archived)

If your sexuality can take the hit, 'Kirby's Epic Yarn' is outstanding.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:59, archived)

I'll be honest I'd rather write a game than play one.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:47, archived)

Cus you're borin ennit

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:03, archived)

It's just as well there are boring people I suppose then,
otherwise you wouldn't have any computer games to play.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:23, archived)

I'm quite a fan of the Little Big Planet set of games JMG.
I completed it on my PSP the other day, and need to get cracking on the PS3 one before I get LBP2.
I'm only a casual gamer. I have more important things to be getting on with.
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:48, archived)

Did you get it as one of your free games.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:50, archived)

Yeah, that and Mod Nation Racers.
I'd played a bit of LBP on the PS3, but not really that much.
As soon as I got it on the PSP, I couldn't stop playing it!
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:01, archived)

I'd give duke nukem forever a miss

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CowJam, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:49, archived)

Is it shit? It looks kind of shit but I had hoped it wouldn't be shit.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:51, archived)

Yeah, it's a bit shit.
If you enjoyed the original it might be worth picking up when it's down to £15 or less but it's not worth getting now.
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CowJam, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:20, archived)

Have you played it yet?
I was excited about the possibility of a good return for Duke, but all I've heard is people saying it's puerile and childish. I thought that was the point of Duke Nukem.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:51, archived)

I'm sure the puerile childishness would have been overlooked or maybe even enjoyed
if the game itself was any good, but everything I've read seems to agree that it's really poorly made as well, considering the 14 year development time.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:55, archived)

It's a shame
can't win 'em all though. I'll probably still pick it up when it drops below £20, and if it's that bad i won't have to wait too long.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:58, archived)

Shitting hell, I wouldn't pay more than £10 for it, if I was going to bother with it at all.
The biggest selling point seems to be that it contains the odd pair of tits and a few cock jokes.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:59, archived)

so it's the gaming equivalent of QOTW?

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:02, archived)

There's a few good lines in it that made me laugh.

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CowJam, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:16, archived)

and you can grab a shit out of a loo and throw it!
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SoBadItsGood Its only a crime if you earn <£100000, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:54, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/7222203
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:57, archived)

Sounds hilarious, reserve me a copy

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:58, archived)

They probably had to rewrite it from scratch every time a new platform came out.
And then rushed to finish it before the Xbox 720, PS4 or whatever is next. There's no excuse for spending that long though, considering the resources they must have been able to throw at it.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:07, archived)

That's no excuse for using the same aliens and weapons as duke 3d

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CowJam, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:18, archived)

What happened was 3D Realms acted like a teenager who hadn't done their homework for about 12 years
until they all got shitcanned, then 2K and Gearbox came along and made a right fucking hash of it, which they then ported over to the Xbox, badly.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:20, archived)

Quote taken directly from the back-of-box copy

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:29, archived)

If it were released in 1998 the reviews would have said that it was an uninspiring sequel
that brought nothing new to the game.

The first ten or 15 minutes are fun, after that it starts to grind but I'm determined to finish it. There seems to be easy bits then all of a sudden a boss will drop out of the sky and kill you. Then you have to wait an entire minute for the game to reload. After a couple of attempts you'll have found an unlimited ammo crate and a place to hide and then it's a piece of piss.

It's less original than Duke 3d and while I admit it's been a fair few years since I played it DNF seems far more linear with a smaller gaming area.
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CowJam, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:15, archived)

I read a review that said it was really bad and quite misogynistic.
Nothing like the brilliant original fps.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:52, archived)

Played the demo of the Manhattan Project when it was released on XBLA, turned it off after 20 minutes.
The continual recycling of a few spoken phrases every time an enemy was killed really started to grate. I think, from what I've seen of the new one, this will be much the same.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:10, archived)

Actually the only phrase repetition I've noticed
is when I find a supply crate.
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CowJam, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:17, archived)

It speaks volumes though when a software house seems too scared to release a playable demo on XBLA,
insisting that potential customers satisfy themselves with a couple of not entirely representative of gameplay videos and some shoes for your avatar
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:31, archived)

Mass Effect 3.

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:55, archived)

That is an excellent point.
Have you a newsletter to which I might subscribe?
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:00, archived)

that's a very valid point
that i think needs more attention.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:07, archived)

Skyrim.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:58, archived)

LA Noire's supposed to be pretty good,
That's what all the kids are saying. Along with venerating a speeding, drink-driving, murderer and all that.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:05, archived)

I'm not a real gamer and I left my xbox off for months
I just finished LA Noire, its really rather good. Some people moan about a lack of gameplay elements, which is true, but the storyline is brilliant and I loved it.
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MrA, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:07, archived)

Yep, all your points are very good.
I'm now playing the dlc, which is also rather good.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:15, archived)

Smackdown Vs Raw 2012.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:28, archived)

You horrible troll.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:31, archived)

Day of the Tentacle

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:53, archived)

Download sensible soccer from Arcade!!
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SoBadItsGood Its only a crime if you earn <£100000, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:56, archived)

whatwhatwhat???
I am immediately going to find this
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:47, archived)

I'm not really a gamer guy
I did just see a topless lady rope walking though, which I think is probably better than an x-box.
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broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:55, archived)

Isn't there going to be a new xbox coming out next year??
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SoBadItsGood Its only a crime if you earn <£100000, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:57, archived)

Looking forward to Syndicate when it finally appears also new deus ex game looks interesting
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SoBadItsGood Its only a crime if you earn <£100000, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:01, archived)

Get a PS3 you foul bastard. Or play Dead Space, whichever.

(StrangeVegetable Will rape your sightballs, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:00, archived)

hello internet

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:32, archived)

classic mortal wombat!

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:34, archived)

Lets face it. he was never going to cure cancer.
All he did was hurt himself a lot and act like a cock. If you saw someone do that in the street you'd wonder what kind of prick they were.
Why does everyone seem to give a shit?
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:34, archived)

Man I don't know dies.
Oh, that's a shame
*gets on with life*
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:35, archived)

This

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:35, archived)

I think its because he was the least irritating one.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:38, archived)

That's like saying a cold sore is the least irritating form of herpes.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:40, archived)

But if you had a range of herpes afflicting you.
Why do you care that others care.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:42, archived)

I wouldn't act like my variation of herpes was something significant and that the world is a worse place without it.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:43, archived)

I'm not sure anyone is saying that he brought anything to the world, other than being part of a team that entertained people.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:47, archived)

Maybe on your parts of the internets.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:48, archived)

Ooh, get you looking down on people who happened to watch a tv program.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:49, archived)

Hello Mortal Wombat

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:35, archived)

hello mr official

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:36, archived)

My gob is numb due to scoffing Tyrozets
I'm like a dribbling spaz here. It's a shame my missus isn't here to disapprove of my benzocaine japes.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:38, archived)

wow - over five years on here
and i've done next to fuck all of interest... maybe in the next 5 eh??
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sir loafalot ended an eon of lurking on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:22, archived)

Tell me you're boasting about lurking
Oh PLEEEEASE tell me you're boasting about lurking.
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:23, archived)

All that means is that you're like 98.5% of everyone else on here.
It's hardly noteworthy.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:24, archived)

Except for me. My posts are always great. PLEASE VALIDATE ME, INTERNET.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:10, archived)

No link to a tedious irish news site?

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:14, archived)

Your mum's a tedious Irish news site.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:14, archived)

Don't capitalise irish like it's a legitimate thing.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:18, archived)

98.5%!!!
/old meme is old meme
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:19, archived)

has anyone used/seen the silkroadmarket?

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mongychops, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:25, archived)

i've heard of it, I also heard it was notoriously hard to find, unless you know how to.
If you get what I mean.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:30, archived)

i see, so i assume it is illegal, how comes it can't just be pulled? i don't really understand these things

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mongychops, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:35, archived)

Well, you can get all sorts of illicit substances on there.
Though I don't think it's all illegal, more about protecting people from getting busted. I think that's why its pretty hard to find, so they can't pull it.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:38, archived)

Try this article
gawker.com/5805928/the-underground-website-where-you-can-buy-any-drug-imaginable

Needs tor
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:40, archived)

i blame moocow for this, i'd never even heard it bitcoins, then one thing led to another

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mongychops, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:41, archived)

I read about them for the first time today. Still terribly confused though.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:42, archived)

From what I understand, its a new way of buying goods and services, without using current money.
A new form of untraceable money.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:45, archived)

I don't think it's untraceable
but it's pretty hard to do so. Heard about it a few months back, my brother is a big fan (of bitcoins not the drugs trade)
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:50, archived)

Its centralised, so doesn't have the same checks and balances as a bank.
Which could be a good thing, in the current shaky finacial market.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:03, archived)

didn't the whole market crash the other week because someone as a joke made a post on the official bitcoin forums saying "BITCOINS ARE CRASHING!! SELL SELL SELL!!"

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Lightguy hail satan, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:14, archived)

haha, I think someone accessed something and ripped off $1000 worth of them.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:18, archived)

i know nothing about economics but the whole thing sounds as safe as the beanie baby market
after having read this i should say
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Lightguy hail satan, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:22, archived)

the currency is being rolled back tho, i magine that

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mongychops, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:26, archived)

Whoops, someone does something stupid then someone else decides to fuck with something conected to them.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:29, archived)

As far as i understand
it was not setup for nefarious purposes, but any sort of nigh-on untraceable way of trading is of course going to draw the drug dealers in.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:57, archived)

and nonces i should think

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mongychops, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:59, archived)

i'm sure we have a drug dealer on here somewhere
and i KNOW we have a nonce.Maybe we should put them out there for research to get the low-down for us.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:02, archived)

Of course.
Though from reading the article its better than having people being killed over territory.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:01, archived)

I'm sure it can be spun both ways, depending on whose writing the article
but i don't want to get in to a debate about drugs are good/bad, that belongs on offtopic.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:04, archived)

Oh can't we, please I'd like a protracted argument.
I'm not bothered either way, less robbing and killing people, more keeping yourself to yourself.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:07, archived)

i fear we'd only end up agreeing if this is your stance.
anyone got a comedy account i can borrow so i can argue the opposite point for the sake of stringing out a pointless argument. In fact, if we do it well enough we could probably draw in some idiots and make a proper fight if we do it on /OT.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:11, archived)

Shhhhh, they don't like people creating 'comedy accounts'
But go ahead and create one. I have a name saving account.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:17, archived)

Drugs must be good
They saved Chreyl Cole from malaria for the nation
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:14, archived)

Bad drugs.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:18, archived)

M'kay
Actually Shrill contracted malaria when she grazed her knuckles on an infected bog warden.

Then married Ashley in a vain attempt to extract sickle cells from his man ducts.

TRUFAX!
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:29, archived)

the mining bit i dont have a clue on, the selling stuff via tor or p2p and paying in them i get, the ebay stuff, not so much either but that gets pulled quickly

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mongychops, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:45, archived)

I've had a look, it seems to be a way of generating blocks to add to a block chain.
Which verify transactions, so if you generate blocks, you get some bitcoins for your trouble.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:00, archived)

so what do you add to the train, encryption?

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mongychops, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:10, archived)

Not sure, could be.
It takes a load of processing power to create a block though.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:16, archived)

i think i should close the door on all this and forget it is even happening, no offence

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mongychops, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:27, archived)

Hey no harm no foul.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:31, archived)

Yeah', I managed to get into the login stage when they've got closed signed up.
So close, so far.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:36, archived)

this probably still puts you above a fair few

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:27, archived)

Maybe.
I don't think I'll be taking bets on it though.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:27, archived)

RYAN DUNN HAS DIED
Have some respect and die in a burning car.
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:27, archived)

I can't wait mate

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:29, archived)

Including this thread.
Well done you.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:29, archived)

I've got AIDS you insensitive prick

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:30, archived)

Good aids or bad aids.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:31, archived)

beastman aids

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:31, archived)

That sounds like Ace aids.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:40, archived)

*crosses everything*
Ohmygodyesplease!!!!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:31, archived)

It is said that everyone has potential.
This is bollocks.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:32, archived)

Physics lols

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:29, archived)

I think the general consensus is that no one really gives a fuck about you here. I doubt it'll change in 5 years time either.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:35, archived)

I dunno
i wonder if there is a Lurkers union, where they decide whose turn it is to post a new thread, then fuck off and not reply to anyone.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:36, archived)

They'd immediately be out of the union if they posted.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:41, archived)

then maybe it's punishment for once again trying to raise them to take over the boards
like some sort of lurker messiah complex gone badly wrong. I don't know their strange ways.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:45, archived)

The ultimate lurker forum would have no posts but lots of traffic.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:46, archived)

I dread the day when they all rise as one and proceed to top all of Baldmonkey's threads.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:46, archived)

we all do
but it is written, and so it shall be
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:01, archived)

i'm happy with the fact there's a general consensus about me
it shows i'm in your thoughts....
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sir loafalot ended an eon of lurking on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:38, archived)

Erm, no one knows who you are.
So I@m not sure how that works.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:45, archived)

Anyone else got a laggy internet connection using BT today?

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:44, archived)

if you kill someone and boast about it on here we'll all pay attention to you

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Lightguy hail satan, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:49, archived)

Yeah but we'd be thinking, I don't believe them, sound like lotw.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:04, archived)

Your QOTW stories just made me lose millions of brain cells

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:19, archived)

you read past the first one?
you're a braver person than me.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:21, archived)

I did it for all of you xxx

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:23, archived)

So I was remembering my childhood nostalgically
Does anyone else remember Arabel and Mortimer? That puppeteered show based on the charming books, shown on CBBC in the early '90s.

I went to look it up, and like much of the TV from my youth and slightly after, it's only on youtube in Spanish. So I guess this is two questions: does anyone remember it, and does anyone happen to have a VHS they could lend me to copy?
(jellybeanflicker Jesus was Korean, but there he was Cho Sun Wun, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:06, archived)

Oh yeah I remember that show
My mum used to record it for me and I have a whole selection of VHS tapes in my loft oh wait no never heard of it fuck off
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:10, archived)

hahaha

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:17, archived)

Quality reply.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:31, archived)

this is not getting us any nearer to an answer on why grrmachine's cat is getting a chinese takeaway tonight
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vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:11, archived)

I think he's just taking the piss.

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:15, archived)

unlikely, he doesn't strike me as the kind of individual who would take the piss like that, I mean I am not sure where you're coming from on this one, no offence
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vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:17, archived)

Grow the fuck up.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:12, archived)

Learn Spanish
we don't need your problems, Grrmachine has piss on his shoes, Bluestar has no early warning system for lambada and I DON'T CARE.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:13, archived)

www.amazon.co.uk/Mortimer-and-Arabel-VHS/dp/B00008T5DD
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:15, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKg1H9gHWng&feature=related
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vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:16, archived)

I REALLY don't need this right now

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:17, archived)

What do you need, Two Hats?
Come tell Mister Frisbee, don't be shy
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:18, archived)

I dunno...maybe some kind of meat with cheese on it

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:20, archived)

an unwashed penis?

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:21, archived)

sure, why not

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:21, archived)

look down your trousers

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:23, archived)

I...er...ok

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:25, archived)

here you go
www.b3tards.com/u/6ade611e1870a93700b9/meatcheese.jpg
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vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:26, archived)

ha...perfect

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:29, archived)

I have stilton, shropshire blue or mature cheshire.
And you only get spam.
If you're good, I've got a jar of picalilililili that's begging to be opened.
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:26, archived)

is it the spicy picallili? I dont like the sweet stuff
This is more than I deserve. Thank you.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:28, archived)

Anything for a mate, mate.
Mate
*twitch*
Mate
*twitch*
Mate
*twitch*
Mate
*foams and spasms*
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:30, archived)

*fondles*

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:32, archived)

So tell me what you want
what you really really want
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:18, archived)

could you sing me a lullaby please?
I imagine you have a beautiful singing voice
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:21, archived)

Any Jackass fans?
Ryan Dunn died in a car crash.:(
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tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:31, archived)

was he shoved up the car's arse while wearing a giant condom?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:32, archived)

No.
There are no Jackass fans.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:32, archived)

I'm sure those new dyson goatse fans are pretty jackass

(. Y . ), Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:55, archived)

Can you try that again but with the sense put back into your sentence?

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:05, archived)

hahaha...fucking what?

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:31, archived)

Terrible end.. RIP.
The man was brilliant. I love that stuff..
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:33, archived)

LIVE BY THE SWORD DIE BY THE SWORD

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:59, archived)

A man that spent his life doing stupid things for money
Just sayin...
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:33, archived)

Booze might have been involved.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:35, archived)

Yeah, "3am with another unidentified individual"
Not suspect at all
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:36, archived)

he tweeted a picture of him drinking with friends just beforehand

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:42, archived)

Hmmmm, not the sharpest induhvidual

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:43, archived)

Right
Really can't feel that sad for anyone stupid enough to drink drive.
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:43, archived)

that could easily describe my career too

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:39, archived)

Hav ever punched someone in the face "for laffs"?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:41, archived)

I have!
Hubare!
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:51, archived)

Poor Hubare.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:01, archived)

how is that different from anyone else?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:40, archived)

Substitute stupid for "idiotic, dangerous and utterly worthless"

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:42, archived)

Here comes Grrry to now apply that to just about everyone.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:44, archived)

Like a furious warrior

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:45, archived)

as opposed to just a mildly irked but overall apathetic warrior?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:45, archived)

That does seem to fit you better actually, yes

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:46, archived)

You must look upon other people and just cry.
I'm surprised, you haven't developed a crushing alcohol dependancy problem, I mean this in the nicest possible way.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:50, archived)

I went through anger, then an extended maudlin period, then bitterness
now it's just a tired and weary surliness, as if a time and weatherworn fisherman could ever get angry at Atlantic storms after so many years.

I'm not weak enough to resort to substance abuse.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:56, archived)

You should create a buzzword bingo game for b3ta.
If you could be bothered.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:01, archived)

I am working on a precrastination game, nearly got it finished today too, LOLOLOL
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vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:09, archived)

I still don't see any difference

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:45, archived)

Hugh Heffner?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:24, archived)

So I just read.
I quite liked him.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:34, archived)

aw, that actually is kind of a shame
he was probably my favourite of the 'crew'. when i watched it aged 15, of course.
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:36, archived)

You there.
Xbash?
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:39, archived)

Kiss bash?

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:39, archived)

Now THERE'S an idea...

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:40, archived)

I meant the 'God Gave Rock n Roll To You' Kiss
not snogging and that.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:41, archived)

Oh...
*puts down lip balm*
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:56, archived)

christmas?
already?
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:42, archived)

Of the entire Jackass/Viva la Bam crew
i think i found him the least irritating.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:36, archived)

bam margera is an insufferable prick

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:38, archived)

this is true
although for my sins i do like his brother's band CKY.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:39, archived)

Seconded.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:42, archived)

you're also an insufferable prick?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:48, archived)

catchinese what's the answer
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vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:49, archived)

Pfffffft.
Oh you.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:51, archived)

No-one deserves to die.

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:39, archived)

except Gillian McKieth

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moohalaa, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:40, archived)

Oh yeah, except her.

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:41, archived)

except piers morgan

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:41, archived)

Oh yeah, him 'n all.

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:42, archived)

except Peter Kaye

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:42, archived)

Oh yeah, and him too

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:45, archived)

Nick Griffin?

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Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:46, archived)

Oh yeah, definately

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:48, archived)

except everyone else

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:46, archived)

Oh yeah, them too

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:48, archived)

Except Eddache

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Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:51, archived)

Oh yeah, fuck him

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:52, archived)

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahalooooooooooooool
*sips earl grey*
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:54, archived)

My response remains unaltered.

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:00, archived)

Oh
Ah...

Well, this is awkward
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:20, archived)

I'm not sure anyone deserves to die.
I'm more of the, if they didn't exist school of thinking.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:52, archived)

Every sperm is sacred

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:55, archived)

Saw him with a few others of the Jackass crew in Manchester about 10 years ago
Was an ace night, sad to see him go so young.
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:42, archived)

34 is ancient, man
Heh
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:47, archived)

saw him at Steve-O live a few years back
There we are...everyone dies at some point.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:50, archived)

Steve-O is a massive fucking lolarious omgrageous monkey spank.

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:54, archived)

I'm not much of a fan.

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:54, archived)

clearly
But then I haven't watched his exploits since the show ended.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:56, archived)

You aren't.
*starts unwraping jackass giftbox for BlueStar*
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:56, archived)

well he was
I think he's straightened out in the last few years
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:55, archived)

The one I liked most out of the lot.
Shame.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:58, archived)

Hmm, seems he's the only one most people actually liked.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:05, archived)

I know it's only June
but I've put the annual /talk Xbash in the calendar for all you lot who say you'll go and then don't bother.

I'm going out for dinner with some friends tonight. YAY. What're you doing tonight? -points for saying 'your mum', 'your dad' 'your husband' or any other of my family members or pets.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:59, archived)

Playing Zelda and crywanking.

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:01, archived)

Hello aardvark
I had put a comment about having not heard from uni yet earlier on but then Frisbee Dick deleted it.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:03, archived)

Did they give you any indication of when you might hear back?
I ended up ringing my uni to ask when I might hear. They then told me on the phone that I'd got in. I was a little startled by that.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:05, archived)

They said July at the very latest

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:14, archived)

Ring them at 12:01 on the morning of July 1st and scream at them until they tell you.
That's the best way.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:19, archived)

~~tell you~~ GIVE ME A MOTHERFUCKING PLACE
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:27, archived)

I'm having Chinese because the cat pissed on my shoes
there is a connection
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:02, archived)

we should try to guess the connection

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vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:03, archived)

go on then

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:04, archived)

because they deliver
and he only owns one pair of shoes that aren't high heels and would be embarrased going to the shops in secret evening wear?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:04, archived)

the cat prefers indian, but because of pissing on your shoes you are punishing the cat by getting chinese instead
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vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:07, archived)

The local Chinese serves dishes that taste of piss
and the smell has put him in the mood?
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:09, archived)

Cat pisses on shoes.
Grrrmachine kicks cat- hard.
Cat dies.
Waste not, want not.
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Lord Gnome, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:19, archived)

chicken and cat shoe nuts?

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:04, archived)

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:14, archived)

glued eel: untouchable

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:31, archived)

did you get your randomburn?
I MUST KNOW
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:30, archived)

nope
I got binky's today, and that was posted on the 11th.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:31, archived)

shit, i posted mine before her
sorry, polack
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:38, archived)

Hanging out with my brother
because he bought a car and is insisting on driving it to my house and visiting me, probably to rub it in, and i can't even take the damn thing for a spin.

Is bashing good? I saw that panorama about meeting people off the internet, sounded pretty rapey.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:03, archived)

tell me what car it is
and I'll tell you what withering thing you can criticise it for, to deflate his pompous balloon.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:04, archived)

Audi S3
I'm not sure if it's new or second hand, or what spec.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:06, archived)

Faulty lambda sensors, rattly suspension and a general falling apart of the trim
which is what you'd expect for an overpriced tarted-up Seat Leon
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:10, archived)

i don't what lambda senses are
but i think it's worth googling them to knock the smug bastard off his pedestal.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:12, archived)

They detect the half-life of any radioactive materials in the vicinity of the car.
Faulty ones are an immediate write-off, and could lead to mutation and cancer.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:15, archived)

just keep calling it a Leon
that'll wind him up enough, because he won't be able to argue with it.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:15, archived)

I think this will end badly for me
but he can't hit a cripple.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:21, archived)

If he uses the four-wheel drive argument
tell him it's a load of bollocks, it's FWD most of the time until a front axle starts spinning, and it's a shit engineering compromise that sucks loads of power out of the drivetrain, and he might as well have bought a proper TT like all the other hairdressers.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:23, archived)

i'm gonna need an a car in a similar price range that he should have bought also
just to make my sudden knowledge of cars that little bit more covincing.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:28, archived)

Alfa 147, much more attractive to the ladies

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:35, archived)

I read that as lambada :(

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:16, archived)

awwww,
I will pay Grrrmachine (who seems to be our resident 4 wheeled expert) to build lambada sensors in to your car for you.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:19, archived)

I'm going to watch this dispatches thing about animal charities
and convince myself that's why I don't give to charity, and not because I'm a tight fisted cunt
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:05, archived)

I only donate to animal charities
and specifically a wolf one, in the hope that they eat more humans
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:06, archived)

I'm taking MY dog to MY mum's.

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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:05, archived)

to up
+ bum?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:07, archived)

ugh
she's just had her parts taken out last thursday
she's not ready for all that just yet
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:10, archived)

had her parts taken out is an unpleasant phrase.
i always heard the best advice was straight back on the horse/dog?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:14, archived)

don't need to be getting her all excited!
perhaps after she's gotten her stitches out I'll let her have a go
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:15, archived)

you're a good daughter
I'm going to write and nominate you for one of those local hero awards.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:20, archived)

I thought she was talking about the dog

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:24, archived)

Yay! I'll be there and I assume Mrs Eddache will be free to come along too.
Tonight I may be looking into some legal and tax-related mumbo jumbo. But I might get a bit too intimidated by all the big-boy lingo and just play Zelda 3D instead.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:19, archived)

Hooray!
Your missus is brilliant.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:23, archived)

You, I can take or leave...

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:24, archived)

You cut me deep

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:27, archived)

I'm going to my mum's
It's the first time I'll have seen her since I went to Morocco, but my brother only finished his finals recently so I'm not an entirely bad child.
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:20, archived)

For someone who claims to work in law
I have trouble following your logic sometimes.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:21, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7RgN9ijwE4
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:27, archived)

My brain hurts...
Also, I expect this is Frisbee QC in court: www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1QI4P0YqtM&feature=related
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:31, archived)

Not much of anything.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:34, archived)

Hello. A fat, noisy pigeon has decided to build a nest and shit out an egg on my balcony.
Scrounging little toerag. And we caught it looking through the window while one of the girls was showering. Outrageous.

So, am I a terrible, terrible person for wanting to chuck the nest and egg in the bin?
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:37, archived)

yes, and you know it
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vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:37, archived)

Popular page, yeeeeeeeeah!

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Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:50, archived)

You deserve it.
Mostly.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:59, archived)

They're vermin, you're allowed to get rid of them.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:38, archived)

they'll be around long after we're gone

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:50, archived)

I guess you can come back and check they're still there ten minutes after you've 'gone'

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:56, archived)

*thunderous applause*

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:01, archived)

it's funny because i never go anywhere

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:03, archived)

Ahhhh...the 'Friz Option'

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:06, archived)

will it be able to open the lid to get in and out?

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:38, archived)

pffft
genuine laugh
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:41, archived)

why do you find a parent being unable to tend to its children funny?

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:43, archived)

that wasn't what i was...
but i didn't mean to imply...oh bugger now i seem a cunt.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:45, archived)

Yes.
I'm calling the RSPB Emergency Response Team on you.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:38, archived)

Is this some sort of very subtle dig
at the generation of Council house dwelling young mothers who have never been to work and scrounge from the taxpayer?

Or are you just a heartless bird-hater?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:40, archived)

I love birds.
Duck, pheasant, turkey, ostrich. They're all so tasty.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:42, archived)

actually, wood pigeon is pretty tasty
or have you got one of those inner-city ones that probably have some sort of disease and live on discarded Mcdonalds?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:48, archived)

It doesn't look very delicious, it has to be said.
I had a lovely pigeon pie in Morocco a few years back. That was a good pigeon.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:53, archived)

Or you could just ignore it cos it's only a bird.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:41, archived)

This isn't a bird in your roof.
This is on our balcony. It's going to bring all sorts of shit with it.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:45, archived)

If it's going to bother you clean it up.
If it's not doing you any real harm, leave it be.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:46, archived)

No, they're fuckers on your balcony
they shit all over it in a week so you don't want to go out there, they bring up twigs to try and nest, and they fuck whilst you're trying to have a wank.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:11, archived)

For a while, we did actually think it was the upstairs neighbours having very odd sex.
"Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh."
Turns out it was just a pigeon cooing.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:16, archived)

You're a spastic then.

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:32, archived)

Hey.
Shut up.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:34, archived)

*belms*

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:45, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJWoOiiewI0
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vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:47, archived)

Yes you fucking well are

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:42, archived)

Train it to be a carrier pigeon and use it to your advantage

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:42, archived)

Do all your solutions involve taking advantage of vulnerable birds?

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:43, archived)

*Sexface joke*

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:49, archived)

That's not a nice thing to say about [latest victim].

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:51, archived)

Poor [name of victim here], it doesn't matter how funny, clever or generally good she is.
From now on she'll be known as 'one of Sexface's victims'.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:52, archived)

It's terrible the way people make fun of her, as if theyre immune to rohypnol.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:53, archived)

I tried that once and they weren't much use
you can only really fit one tin of beans in each, and then they tear everywhere on the way home from tescos anyway
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:44, archived)

But on the plus side
you had something a bit like Heston Blumenthal might make for dinner
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:32, archived)

I'd move it to another place
but if you've done it already I wouldn't get too hung up about it. It'd do worse to you if it could. Bastard pidgeons.
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:48, archived)

Get a falcon
or a hawk.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:53, archived)

he'll need a bigger bin

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:57, archived)

will it be able to lift the lid and get out?

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:58, archived)

they'd need to work together as a team
initially they wont respect each other's methods but they'll come to trust each other as they escape, then destroy some crime boss's hideout in some kind of mental 4x4 with guns and rockets.
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:01, archived)

It won't nest for long and the chicks won't stay long either
just put up with it you terrible person
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M o D, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:03, archived)

I used to throw them off the balcony at my flat
that was great fun.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:10, archived)

but they can fly

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:16, archived)

A pigeon once flew into our server room at work
after deciding to shit on the servers i chucked it out the window. It decided not to fly and it hit the ground pretty hard.
For a split second i felt terrible, but after it stumbled about then continued pecking followed by more excrement, i knew i had failed ridding the world of one less flying rat.
(Disco_Stu, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:17, archived)

replace the egg with a chicken's egg, then when it hatches and the baby chick learns to fly, it'll just plummet to the ground. the pigeon will be heartbroken, develop a drinking problem then eventually either move away or attempt suicide

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Lightguy hail satan, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:33, archived)

you need a pressure mat, a 12V battery and a car horn
wire it all up, and put the next on the mat. Every time the pigeon lands, it'll get a full-face blast from the car horn. AWEOOOOOGGGGAAAA. That'll get rid of it.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:42, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjYTh4bJCYY
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vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:57, archived)

This is my 5001st /talk message
*blows party horn*
How is everyone this afternoon? Sorry for the whole Dick-thing earlier, btw.
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:49, archived)

I overdid the chilli last night
it feels like I'm shitting magma
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:51, archived)

Good for weight loss you know.
The chilli bit, not the shitting magma
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:52, archived)

You should probably stick to half-a-dick until you're used to it.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:52, archived)

Is that like red top?

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:34, archived)

Well, The Mirror has been known to go off half-cocked on some stories.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:35, archived)

you've made it difficult to imply he likes a bit of jersey cream in his mouth

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:38, archived)

You need to work on your implication skills, youngster.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:42, archived)

I'm idly job hunting
in the charity sector.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:54, archived)

What on yearth are you looking in charities for?
Billable hours is where it's at, Holmes.
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:55, archived)

Because I'm a massive hippy.
I don't like making money for the man, I'd sooner work where the money that was being made was for something useful. Where I work right now is a good kind of half way but it's still a bit rubbish.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:58, archived)

But what if you have the chance to be THE man, huh?
I'm being tempted to take a course to become a Notary. £60, just for you to stamp someone's document. It's like a licence to print money :D
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:00, archived)

Have you seen this ad?
twitpic.com/5e9s0h
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:55, archived)

I can't do the tweet at work.

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:58, archived)

Man, you'll regret this.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:01, archived)

I'll have half a dozen
I know it's old english to have an 'f' for an 's' sound but in my head I read it with a lisp.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:03, archived)

SMALLPOX

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:35, archived)

I'm all right.
I am doing work that I don't want to be doing, but other than that I'm all right. How are you?
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:57, archived)

I'm arguing with a solicitor who is being difficult simply because he can be.
It's getting in the way with my ~~form filling~~ ~~tea making~~ real solicitoring learning stuff.
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:59, archived)

Isn't learning to argue with difficult solicitors precisely what you should be doing?

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:04, archived)

we should be charging him for this advice you know

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vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:06, archived)

let's face it frisbee, in your working world, the likelihood of someone "being difficult simply because he can be" is around 3,924% higher than in the general population, amirite
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vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:05, archived)

Professional arseholes can only be beaten by more-professional arseholes.
Hopefully my training here and irl will set me on my way.
In the meantime: "waah waaah people being mean cos they can be, etc"
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:09, archived)

don't forget your training on here, surely having experienced the ruthless cut and thrust of its shitcuntery will set you up for many a courtroom show-down
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vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:12, archived)

I forsee my teabagging of the opposition will be the downfall of me.

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Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:15, archived)

I would like to refer my learned friend to the case of deagostini v horse
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vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:17, archived)

Objection! M'lud, what did you have for lunch?

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:23, archived)

arf
are you seeking permission to appeal? we are, we will take this to the highest court in the land, and then to the european court, we are determined to win, we are in fact never gonna give this up
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vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:25, archived)

I put it to to you the jury that the defendant is a shut-in nonce.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:29, archived)

I'm ok I suppose.
Feeling really tired and can't be arsed to do anything.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:02, archived)

You should do some exercise

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Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:14, archived)

Ha. Fuck that.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:15, archived)

Go on
Then when you come back, completely bollock-sweaty and flustered you can have a fantastic shower and then snooze in front of the computer/tv/in bed, knowing that you've earned it being a boss.
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:23, archived)

No. I'm ill.
Leave me alone.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:24, archived)

I bet you're not even scottish.
You're no manly man. Paracetamol, coffee and a pair of testacles. You can die later.
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:28, archived)

I was thinking sofa and maybe some ps3.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:29, archived)

Fuck off.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:19, archived)

LOOK EVERYBODY IT'S BALDMONKEY

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vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:32, archived)

HEY BALDMONKEY
*AUDIENCE CHEERING*
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:33, archived)

Baldmonkey runs onto the stage, he falls over, he gets up again, everyone in the orchestra is laughing, the audience is laughing, some balloons are released from the studio rafters
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vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:36, archived)

Here
have some Monday lovely nice fluff dailyanimalfwd.blogspot.com/2011/06/lizard-love-male-warms-heart-of-female.html

Why are you lovely?
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:41, archived)

I gave away a mattress, a hoover, a door and some tennis balls to several happy Freecyclers this weekend

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:46, archived)

maybe you shouldn't have advertised it as a free children's adventure play set though

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:20, archived)

I'm lovely because I was born that way
and because being lovely helps me to get what I want, which is tasty, tasty souls.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:46, archived)

I helped Aardvark win his multi-million £internets legal battle.
It was held that Saturday is indeed one of the 'Happy Days', despite it being described as 'what a day'
*whistles innocently*
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:47, archived)

Revisionist.

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:48, archived)

You dick.
I just wrote out a big reply and you fucking deleted your post.
Dick.
Dick.
Dick.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:48, archived)

Use the fucking edit button, dick.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:48, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7221737
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:49, archived)

So you had a rant and took great pains to repost
something that neither helped nor hindered his case?
Whut?
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:53, archived)

Dick.
I'm well in a fucking sulk.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:53, archived)

Watching Location Location Location is hardly going to put you in a less sulky mood.
Turn off your TV set, and do something less boring instead. Why don't you?
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:05, archived)

I'm just wasting time till I go round to see the bairn.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:07, archived)

Shurrup Deletion Deacon

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:54, archived)

~~eacon~~ ick
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:54, archived)

What a day, what a day, if you can look it in the face and hold your vomit.

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:54, archived)

SATURDAY, WHAT A DAY

BEAT

PUKE
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vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:02, archived)

FUCKING THIS

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:49, archived)

He's a fucking Dick Bluey.
Make no mistake about it.
Dick.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:50, archived)

:(

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:52, archived)

Why so sad?

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:52, archived)

BECAUSE YOU SPEAK THE TRUTH
I had a lovely reply to aardy written out
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:55, archived)

Oh! I thought you maybe thought that last dick was calling you a dick and I was going to call you a dick for thinking I called you a dick.
I'd not call you a dick unless you were being a dick and thought I was calling you a dick when I was actually calling that dick a dick.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:56, archived)

what a cunt

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:58, archived)

Use the edit button in future

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:50, archived)

Get the Dick told Edd.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:52, archived)

But then the reply indicating my error would have been seen
And of course these replies are ALWAYS PREFERABLE
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:52, archived)

You're a Dick.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:53, archived)

There ain't no double jeopardy shizzle over here
(or is there?)

I'mgoing to fight this...
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:54, archived)

I'd like to think I have now restored the balance
*goes back to making tea*
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:58, archived)

OH GOD I HATE YOUR GUTS I WANT YOU TO DIE AND A NUCLEAR BOMB TO LAND ON YOUR GRAVE AND EXPLODED AND ALL YOUR ATOMS TO BE DISTROYED

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:33, archived)

....sooo...
...How're you..?
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:55, archived)

Still wondering why you haven't sign up to '[site] Expert', I'd kill for the chance if a tech site did the same thing.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:14, archived)

I don't know
I'm not really a reviewer of sorts. If somebody gave me stuff for free and then asked me to review it, yeah sure.

Also I'm not really much of an expert at anything extreme-sporty, despite what people are keen to say about me :S
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:28, archived)

You mong, we're not looking for pros and experts, we have plenty of them, we're looking for the opinion of the average-joe who uses the products.
And like every other buisness out there, we're not going to send up to a few grands worth of kit out without some example reviews. It's gotta be worth signing up for even just for the free T you get if you're selected.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:50, archived)

I just suggested to Frisbee QC that he use his edit button in future

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:51, archived)

The Dick.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:51, archived)

I'm enjoying all these dicks.
LOLOUTOFCONTEXTCLICK.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:58, archived)

I'm sorry Maffers
Tell me how I can make it up to you.
*fires up the deep fat fryer*
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:59, archived)

Stick your dick in the teacups and pour in the hot water.
dick.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:00, archived)

Teacups?!
We use mugs, you big scottish jessie.
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:02, archived)

I call a mug a teacup.
Cos a mug here is posh. This is Scotland, we are so fucking hard we just pour the tea into our hands and drink it from there.
Sometimes I'll just chew on a teabag and take sips from the kettle.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:04, archived)

Oh you bastard
My boss just saw me lol
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:06, archived)

haha

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:24, archived)

Ukraine, internet, needs more hammers
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vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:00, archived)

NOOOO

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:02, archived)

in this scenario I am seeing the lizards wielding the hammers
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vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:03, archived)

YES

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:09, archived)

Because Mrs Vmos says so

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:00, archived)

I just got here
who's a dick?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:01, archived)

That dick over there.
*points at the dick*
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:01, archived)

*Leans out of the way*
Not me, that's for sure.
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:02, archived)

:(

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:04, archived)

:(

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Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:06, archived)

,':¬r

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:13, archived)

:-\ - 8|--<

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Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:15, archived)

¦ :¬b

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:21, archived)

Let's dance!

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Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:23, archived)

:-b--/--<

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Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:23, archived)

:-b--|--<

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Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:24, archived)

:-b--\--<

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Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:24, archived)

*left hanging*
:(
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:46, archived)

+again

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:59, archived)

cos my sig says so.
Actually it was b3tans that started calling me lovely. I dunno why.
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jenpots, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:22, archived)

Probably because you're lovely.

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:24, archived)

it could be that
or they were keeping me sweet because of my awesome ninja skills.
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jenpots, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:26, archived)

No, no, it's purely because you're lovely.
*cowers in fear*
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:27, archived)

See? Pandering and fear

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Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:28, archived)

irony?

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vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:24, archived)

Pandering, fear or both

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Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:25, archived)

I'm lovely becuase the frog spawn i saved from the pond we were clearing
managed to survive, and the 6 frogs that i've been looking after have just been released back in to the pond. All lovely fresh water, with plants for them and some food. I love frogs.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:29, archived)

GAY FROG LOVING PIG

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:29, archived)

I always save snails
so they don't get crunched on.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:31, archived)

PLAY THIS THEN
www.physicsgames.net/game/Save_the_Snails.html

disclaimer: i haven't played it yet. it might be shite
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:43, archived)

having played it, i can conform that it's a bit crap

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:01, archived)

what about the poor hungry birds who snack on the crunched snails?
DID YOU CONSIDER THEM? DID YOU?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:44, archived)

Birds are shit though.

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:02, archived)

careful, you'll make them angry

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:08, archived)

I think this is a knee-jerk reaction
and that if you were to reconsider your statement you'd realise how wrong you were. Are YOU descended from Dinosaurs?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:14, archived)

Going on the evidence I'd surmise that she probably is.

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:17, archived)

Can you submit this evidence to the council?
I'm sure they'd be very interested in harnessing the power of a Dino-girl. Agent ^AaAAaaAa^AaAaaAa_RrrRRd_v_aaaaAAaa_AaaAarrRR^RRRrRk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:20, archived)

Hello internet.
I am FUCKING MISERABLE. I hate my job so much.

I am lovely because I'm really nice to people and like to cook them nice food.
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rosie posie tingly bongly, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:50, archived)

Oh lovely Rosie.
Still working for the NHS?
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:03, archived)

farm5.static.flickr.com/4135/4782081959_9c131756ab.jpg
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vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:06, archived)

Lions are boys, Tigers are girls
Dogs are boys, cats are girls
Hand towels are boys, Tea Towels are girls
Coke is a boy, Lemonade is a girl
Pepper is a boy, Salt is a girl
BBC is a boy, ITV is a slag

The whole world should be in boy / girl pairs. Apart from the gays.
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 8:47, archived)

I like the way you rhymed 'boy' with 'boy' and 'girl' with 'girl.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:03, archived)

I wouldn't have thought of it.

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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:16, archived)

It's a list, not a fscking poem you nerk.

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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:24, archived)

what would you rhyme nerk with?

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vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:25, archived)

going to have to hurry you I'm afraid, it's orange up next

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vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:27, archived)

Doorhinge.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:29, archived)

lozenge?

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:30, archived)

borange

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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:31, archived)

curple

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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:31, archived)

month?

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:33, archived)

Cunth.
I've got a lithp, you thee.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:56, archived)

plinth

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vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:11, archived)

Door hinge.

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:33, archived)

I'll add door hinge as well.

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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:39, archived)

why not, I am waiting for someone to suggest the correct answer, yellow, but nothing so far
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vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:45, archived)

the correct answer?
What a dictatorship! I said Berk. I am right.
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:49, archived)

yeah but your wife makes you pick up her sanitary towels because of some strange concept of man work, so therefore your opinion is irrelevant
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vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:50, archived)

guilty as charged

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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:13, archived)

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:49, archived)

I like this
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vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:06, archived)

alright dad

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:27, archived)

WHERE WERE YOU YESTERDAY ON FATHERS' DAY?

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:31, archived)

SORRY
I BOUGHT YOU A PRESENT
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:40, archived)

All is forgiven.
:D
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:43, archived)

berk
of course.
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:31, archived)

What the hell did you say to me? What the hell did you call me? I ain't no 'nerk', you don't even know me. How many GCSEs have I got? Huh? Exactly, have you seen my CV? Have you seen my Medical History? You spoken to my ma' and she told you my life story?
Go get fucked, you don't know me, you don't know where I've been, you don't know my history. You don't know no nothing, calling me a 'nerk', big man you are? You don't go around calling strangers 'nerks', 'cus one day you'll go up to someone who knows jujitzu and they'll karati chop your shoulder and dislodge it and then when it rains it'll hurt. Go do one, calling me a nerk, who on earth do you think you are? I'm not saying you're disgusting, it's just what you said is.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:08, archived)

alright, gonz
i got a 3ds. let's be friends!
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:09, archived)

YES ! OH MAN !
I'm off to work now, but gaz me your code. Zelda is AWESOME.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:11, archived)

i should have had my copy by friday but it didn't arrive :(
hopefully it'll be there when i get home
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:14, archived)

Finger's crossed.
It's like a beloved story that has gone from a school play to a full blown hollywood excraviganza but kept all the actors with their charms only now instead of them wearing brown tights and green top to be a 'tree', they've got amazing CGI costumes.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:16, archived)

nice
i've got street fighter and pilotwings to tide me over
also, i'm amazed at how good the AR card stuff and face raiders is!
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:22, archived)

Ace, I got those two too, but hardly played them. I'm about 90% through Phamton Hourglass that I was using to tide me over 'till OoT came out.
The AR stuff is going to be amazing in the respect of when they bring out cards (such as the Icirus AR Card demo). It'll make Pokemon Cards in playgrounds amazing.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:26, archived)

i'm rubbish at street fighter but i'm enjoying it anyway
pilotwings is great fun
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:33, archived)

I've got a t-shirt with the AR card design on it.
It's great for geeky lolz like "OMG A DRAGON IS BURSTING OUT MY CHEST!"
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:27, archived)

oh edd. i got a good pic of me holding my mii in my hand
i got my first streetpass hit yesterday. that was cool. some loser called malcy gave me a puzzle piece and helped defeat a ghost!
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:33, archived)

I think people on Facebook try to organise big meet-ups to have mass-streetpasses
It kinda reminds me of those organised sex orgies exclusively for AIDS sufferers.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:42, archived)

Better that than pressing yourself up against school playground railings
hoping one of the kids comes close enough to give you a StreetPass hit.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:51, archived)

I WANNA BE FRENDS TOO!
Also, hello all.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:18, archived)

YAY FRIENDS YAY
i'll gaz you my code also
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:23, archived)

And me! And me!
Gaz me your 3DS code!
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:32, archived)

sweet, what a great gang we are!

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:34, archived)

Where's my gaz then?

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:07, archived)

i'm at work, dude

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:13, archived)

Fair enough then.
I am too but I'm working as little as is humanly possible.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:16, archived)

Haha, yeah

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broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:15, archived)

Alright Baldmonkey

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Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:16, archived)

Fuck you Monday

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:16, archived)

Also Tuesday can suck it.

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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:18, archived)

I hear Wednesday is where all the cool kids hang out

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Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:19, archived)

~~cool kids~~ pricks
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:22, archived)

wednesday is only good for 2 for 1 at the cinema, frankly

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:24, archived)

You needlessly limit your mind, Manny.
also, I'm not Frank
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:29, archived)

you say that, but have you looked at the space jam website lately?
www2.warnerbros.com/spacejam/movie/jam.htm
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:30, archived)

Thank you so very much for this

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Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:59, archived)

no problem, lurky

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:10, archived)

This.
Alright little bro?
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:30, archived)

YEAH, I'M BACK AT WORK!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:30, archived)

All days are happy.
"Sunday, Monday, happy days
Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days
Thursday, Friday, happy days
Saturday, what a day
Rockin' all week with you."
QED.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:31, archived)

well clearly not saturday
the author would appear to suggest it's just midly ridiculous or incredulous.
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:33, archived)

I interpret it as
the author rocks all week with 'you' (whoever 'you' is) and all the other days are happy, so we can infer that Saturday is also happy, as the rockin' continues apparently unabated into Saturday.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:35, archived)

would this stand up
in a court of law? I think not.
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:49, archived)

We're going to need a ruling on this.
Anyone qualified?
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:54, archived)

where is INTERNETLAWYERMAN?

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:57, archived)

Off saving the world, no doubt.

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:04, archived)

he's getting frisbee qc to do something I expect, like lick the headlights on his aston clean, or polish his teaspoons
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vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:05, archived)

Sorry I'm late
I've been ~~licking and polishing stuff~~ updating the blog.
How can I help?
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:12, archived)

you need to say
I am right.
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:14, archived)

Okay: "I am right"
That'll be £60 please.
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)

Are you referring to "saturday, what a day"
and that you think that it is not part of the rest of the week in relation to how the other days are described?
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:17, archived)

He is.
Prove him wrong, Mr QC.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:31, archived)

I would be interested to see Acid Kewpie's reasoning,
but my learned friend Mr AaaaaaaaaarrrdvaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAARK! may have a case.

The phrase 'Rockin' all week with you' makes it hard for one to believe that Saturday is not one of the days of the 'Rockin-week'.

However, this is not what Acid Kewpie is challenging, but rather that the Saturday is not explicitly described as a happy day.

As it is a civil matter it does not have to be proven 'beyond all reasonable doubt', but rather 'on the balance of probabilities'. The representation is that Saturday (while being described as 'what a day') belongs to the rest of the week as a 'Happy' day.
We would have to look at the deeper meaning and the intention of the author's statement: would it be his intention to identify every day except saturday as 'happy', while labelling every day as 'Rocking', also?

On the balance of probabilities, it would be hard to maintain that the author intended to single it out as not a 'happy day'. Mr Aardvark's case is a strong one.

obiter: in considering the construction of the verse, it is the opinion of this commentator that to explicitly label saturday as a 'happy day', after listing all the others would greatly disturb the flow of the verse. It is the belief that the songwriter abridged the 'saturday' line, on the (evidently unsafe) belief that nobody would misinterpret it as not a 'happy' day
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:01, archived)

Oh LOL
I think I am going to have to click this
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vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:03, archived)

Booya!
Lawyered.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:15, archived)

Glad I could help
*sips chocolate milk*

sshhh
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:10, archived)

STOP DELETING STUFF

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:22, archived)

I SAID SHHH SOO SSHHH!

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Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:25, archived)

Well i was not referring to the situation being a civil issue
Clearly this is a most serious issue, and the full weight of criminal law should be behind it.

I know well that should this end up in small claims court that the judge would say "pfft, don't be daft" but a judge with a proper dusty wig would have different aspects to think about.
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:46, archived)

You'd still need to prove beyond all reasonable doubt that it wasn't meant in that way.
If anything, your case would be worse.
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:54, archived)

bargain!

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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:45, archived)

you're not INTERNETLAWYERMAN
and you never will be
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:24, archived)

well, i can hardly argue with henry winkler

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:34, archived)

I wouldn't argue with him.
He was on Something For The Weekend yesterday, he's LOVELY. Fonz FACT: Double F and me got married on his 65th birthday.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:58, archived)

wowee
fonzie be with you
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:11, archived)

fucking hell
you lot have had a week to sort yourselves out before i came back and THIS is the best you can do?
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:24, archived)

actually I think you'll find that both salt n pepa were girls, before the male hegemony crushed them, and their talk about sex
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vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:24, archived)

SPINDERELLA CUT IT UP ONE TIME

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:28, archived)

will that stop us, Pep? I DOUBT IT! All right now come on Spin let's talk aboutMOD EDIT PLEASE DO NOT POST SCAT LINKS
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vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:30, archived)

WORD

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:30, archived)

i watched a film about black peoples' hair at the weekend
salt n pepa were in that
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:31, archived)

Out of Afroica?

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:38, archived)

not bad

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:58, archived)

that's just a brummie saying it.

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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)

Auntie Beeb.
You pointless prick.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:27, archived)

most of my aunties
had beards.
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:32, archived)

why are they showing you?

(likeajackhammer, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:58, archived)

~~tea~~ sanitary
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:32, archived)

no way
the amount of "man stuff" in my household that is "the manky stuff" there's no way they're female. If she could, she'd make me have her periods as well as pick up the dog shit.
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:34, archived)

Balls.
I wouldn't wish periods on blokes, fucking hell the WHINGING...
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:13, archived)

I don't whine
I know my place. I just want to be left alone.

One of my old college friends was a poet in making and a smiths addict. He swore blind he had a monthly cycle...
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)

STEADY!

(likeajackhammer, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:01, archived)

I'm totally learning spanish...
/ac

but I'd like to know who decides the gender of the words?!!

is there a committee to decide whether new words are masculine or feminine? can I be on it?
(likeajackhammer, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:56, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acad%C3%A9mie_fran%C3%A7aise
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vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:02, archived)

basically what I am saying is you have to be immortal

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vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:04, archived)

Get in!!
I didn't know I got that as a freebie too! So glad I opened that fortune cookie now!
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:53, archived)

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