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[challenge entry] They will no longer need us

EDIT: Thanks everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:11, archived)
# *click*
just brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:11, archived)
# hahahaha
fucking ace

You win the compo!

*cleeeeck*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Deffo
Just brilliant
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:12, archived)
# hahaha!
another click!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:12, archived)
# AWESOME!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:13, archived)
# haha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Superb!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:13, archived)
# YAY!
Marvelous! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Arf!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Hahahaha
This is the way forward :) *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)
# hahaha
winnar!!

*multiclicks*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:16, archived)
# hehehe!
splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Have a *click* for that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Fantastic stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:21, archived)
# *adds to the growing pile of clicks*
excellent thinking, excellent execution.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:21, archived)
# this is excellence
well thought out

A superb entry
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:24, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Agreed.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:31, archived)
# oh yes!
great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Hahaha!
It fills me with both glee and regret.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Winnar!
but can it open a tin of felix (or whatever the cool cats eat)?
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:37, archived)
# grass
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:50, archived)
# totally WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:57, archived)
# awesome
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Oh my
how wonderful *clickytiem*
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:12, archived)
# I'm an individual, so going against the general consensus, I say;

"this entry if a fucking pile of shit"


/end lies


woo! and cleek!
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:12, archived)
#
I need an attachment like that, but for wanking.
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:42, archived)
# :-) And...
that has gotten you a well earned *click* - Well done!
(uk_viper stopped lurking on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Cats are great.
Evil but great.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Great Work
Love the idea too
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:56, archived)
#
*marvels*
glee!
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:58, archived)
# THIS IS ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC!!!!!!!
Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 23:51, archived)
# wonderful
excellent hummus
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:01, archived)
# most excellent
thank you - I laughed out really loud when I saw this

You can't beat a nice pussy :)
(Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Sat 28 Feb 2009, 13:51, archived)
# You're welcome
:D
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Worse Daily mail evolution
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:11, archived)
# pfffft
I often fantasise about what she does with her stump arm..... *oh*
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:14, archived)
# now I can't think about anything else
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:16, archived)
# come here baby
and give me a good stumping!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Does it involve a bottle of ketchup, a wetsuit
And running up and down a beach shouting "Shark!"?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:18, archived)
# I bloody hope so
hahahaahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:21, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:21, archived)
# So you watched that "50 questions about PC"?
there was a clip on it of a comedy show where they did that as a sketch.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Spazticus!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QX8Dy10JzTY
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:25, archived)
# *deep movie advert voiceover voice*
in a wurld without handjobs, one man in send back in time to dispense relief... Jean Claude Van Damme is THE SPERMINATOR
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:14, archived)
# I really couldn't give a toss if she scares my child with her stump.
But she is, without a doubt, the most irritating, simpering, one-armed bint on the telly, and should get a bloody good sacking for that alone.

/forced to watch CBeebies ALL DAY LONG blog
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:21, archived)
# you should get your wee one into watching
independent cinema or something good like that... then the days would be awesome...

"this week, sweetie, we're going to be having a Tarantino retrospective... :)"
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:30, archived)
# now, that's some good thinking
:)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:34, archived)
# True
She is just generally shit, and well up herself.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:46, archived)
# I hope
she lubes it first :-s
(I helped save b3ta! kahuna Mangled-at-the-bottom-of-the-cliff, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:21, archived)
[challenge entry] ....


Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Stephen H FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:16, archived)
# hahaha!
ooof norty
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:17, archived)
# hahhahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Haha!
*guilty laugh* :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:09, archived)
# aceness
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)
# i object to the 4th one along
it was the most rubbish robot ever. It didnt walk - it skated.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)
# It's got missiles, though...
That can't be a bad thing.
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Utterly this.
But needs more rotating blades.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Definitely.
Those are always good.
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Killerkitti gone bad, is that you?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Nooooo.
She's more American. And other things.
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:12, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)
[challenge entry] While we're here...


Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
# that's quite deep
or I'm high
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:11, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:12, archived)
# :D
I lieks that!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Hahaha
Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:16, archived)
# saw this a couple of minutes ago
yet I'm still laughing

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Really like this.. made me spit out my coffee!
So well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Greedo You're lucky you found me first., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 22:00, archived)
# indeed
i got this similar thing on a t-shirt i bought off fleabay for £5.
(I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 23:12, archived)
# seen
the joke before.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Thanks for sharing.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:38, archived)
# really?
that's interesting
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Sat 28 Feb 2009, 19:58, archived)
# ive got that on a tshirt
:-s
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 28 Feb 2009, 18:28, archived)
# I* think you'll find
That BT did the original one

b3ta.com/board/7351167
(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# This is most brill.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:08, archived)
# haha
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:08, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
# yay
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Aces!!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Like this...
Like this a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:13, archived)
# nice one geeza
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:17, archived)
[challenge entry] A logical future evolution for any wild animal is the cuter you look, the more folks will feed you and protect your species,
the more folks will feed you and protect your species
these guys should now thrive!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:01, archived)
# awwwww
what do they eat?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Those berries I would guess,
but wouldn't it be funny if it was human flesh!? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Cake?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:05, archived)
# They survive on the human emotion known as "Wuv".
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# and
the blood of children
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:08, archived)
# fluffy clouds
and sunbeams...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:08, archived)
# you're all wrong
they eat spiders and coconut crabs making the world safer for the rest of us
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Ouch
That makes my eyes water with its overwhelming cuteness!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:02, archived)
# nope
you've got your winky stuck in your zip
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)
# But I'm not wearing pants at the moment...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)
# that must be my zip then
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# GOT DAMN YOU AND YOUR QUICKNESS
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:08, archived)
# your ninja skills
are weak old man
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
# you will never learn the location of
THE DRAGON SCROLL!

*crab stance*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:12, archived)
# *buffalo stance*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:14, archived)
# It's in the filing cabinet under "Scroll (Dragon)"
*elephant stance*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)
# SSShhhhhhhhhHHHHHH!
once he knows the filing paradigm he will be able to locate Eternal life (Secret Of)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:26, archived)
# I just came in for a stamp
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:35, archived)
# so who's zip have you got your cock stuck in then...?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:08, archived)
# hahahaha!
yep, they're cute, all right.

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:02, archived)
# awww man
too cute
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Awwwwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Gorgeous!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)
# haha.
fucking hell! Are you trying to turn me?

Woo *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Don't you DARE make sweet sweet love to my birdies!
Pervert! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)
# *explodes with glee*

they're like cheery birds without the teefs, this will be my wallpaper when I get home
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:05, archived)
# this == woo
they're brilliant - I think it is incumbent upon you to do more in a similar vein.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Inspired by a recent report I read about the pros and cons of humans keeping animals as pets
it's not gone so well for 'pedigree' dogs who have basically become genetic freaks who could never survive in the wild now, but the average '57 variety' domestic cat has simply been 'humanised' by folks selecting them for their cuteness factor, and subconsciously choosing ones who resemble babies, making them practically invulnerable to human cruelties and giving us all a dire need to hug and protect them (except in China!)

I guess I could do a couple more in a similar vein but not sure what at this point...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:13, archived)
# haha
bollocks. The cuteness of cats starts at zero and only increases by the amount of tyres you manage to get over them in one pass. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)
# *cries*
I used to think you were cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:20, archived)
# sorry. I've never hid my
"no vermin" policy.
I inherited it from my father.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:21, archived)
# :(
I could go off you y'know!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:20, archived)
# yeah -
the kennel club has a lot to answer for - if your reidgeback doesn't have spina bifida then you should put it in a sack and drown it...

if you can't think of anything new, I'd take these lovely things and put them in ever more tedious circumstances. It would just be a pleasure to see more of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Haha!
Yeh, a little bandwagon of The Cutey Birds could be fun!

Mind you, probably only you and I would be smiling...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:19, archived)
# fuck the rest of these dicks
I DEMAND MORE
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Awww.....
But still..They look like a shooting gallery...
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)
# :DD!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)
# bless
bet they're tasty though
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Yay
Awwww
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:55, archived)
# The fluff is very strong in this one
*clicks hard*
I assume the only reason this isn't on the front page is because of its girth.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 22:38, archived)
# great
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 1:06, archived)
# I declare...
...that from now on this species shall be known as "Tweetyflumps."
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 4:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Tell Darwin I've found it...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:53, archived)
# top notch
clicks
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Mum?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Yes luv?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Can I have some ice cream?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Did you eat all your greens?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Would explain that glazed over look in his eyes...
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)
# I did! They were lovely rotting corpses, Mum!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Good lad!
Ice cream on its way :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:10, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Good lord, that's brilliant!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Ron Perlman's...
...dentist must be able to sit on his chin when he's doing a Check-Up :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)
# It's Ron Perlman?
I thought it was a cross between Brad Pitt & Phil Davis...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:00, archived)
# I'm kinda looking forward to
Perlman as Elvis.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:00, archived)
# t'would be good
shame it's not Bruce Campbell though, the man is a legend
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Yah
He didn't like the script. At all. Hated it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Very, very good!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:56, archived)
# i knew that was yours before it had finished loading
got you written all over it, think it's in the eyes mostly.

nicely
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Ta Queenie...
...am I getting predictable? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:00, archived)
# not at all sir
it's the quality that gives it away
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Top shoopage!




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Ta Stan!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:00, archived)
# hehehe....
nicely, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Ta JP!
How's your goodselluf? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Not bad at all, thanks.
The world with you is good, my fine fellow?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Tickety Boo indeed...
...my dear JP :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:25, archived)
# teh horror

Peter Thatcher - Maggie Stringfellow..or vice versa?

cnuts.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:51, archived)
# took a long time
to work out what you'd done there, brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:52, archived)
# ta
:)
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Crikey!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:52, archived)
# my goodness
do you think that after this picture was taken Thatcher was eventually persuaded up on stage to get her pups out?

I wonder what music she strips to....
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:53, archived)
# eeeeuuugh
not want
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:54, archived)
# for the climax of the show
she reclines on the stage and shoots lumps of coal into the audience
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Ugggh I've just eaten
I really wasn't expecting to see my lunch again so soon.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Dambusters
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:20, archived)
# I was thinking
The Red Flag -- but your idea is better
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Hhahahaha!
Marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Thats a good look for stringfellow..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Totally would.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:55, archived)
# They look like a
couple of game old birds!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:56, archived)
# they do the dirstiest things you can imagine
for a half bottle of gin
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:00, archived)
# I've only got
Cherry B. What'll that get me?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:01, archived)
# You're projecting again, aren't you Prof?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:02, archived)
# ha ha ha - yes
*loads up powerpoint presentation of what he would be prepared to do for a half bottle of gin*

now - there are handouts at the front if anyone needs them
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)
# RIP Wendy. Save a seat for Jade..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Lovely
that should be a memorial pull-out poster given away in the Sun
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:49, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:51, archived)
# actually I imagine a myspace page being specially set up with this image
and glittertext bearing the legend "U R IN HEVUN NOW AND U IS AT PICE"

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:20, archived)
# no he doesn't...
just noticed the holy cock, nice addition
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Daily Mail evolution
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:43, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
GET HER OFF MY TELLY!!!!!

she's upsetting my ungrateful and ignorant spawn...

in other daily fail news, I was at the dentist last night getting deep root canal work done (they had to go up my bum it was that deep) and the most painful part of the experience was the daily fail being the only thing to read in the waiting room. The article they had about that guy coming back from Guantanamo Bay put torture in double inverted commas... what a shower of shits - as a snivelling pinko liberal guardian reader I was morally impotent with rage
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:44, archived)
# ^this
muchly
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:46, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:48, archived)
# boo!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Odd choice of paper
Surely they wouldn't want patients going into the surgery all angered up with raised blood pressure.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:54, archived)
# I did mention to my dentist that
I'd just spent a painful 10 minutes reading the paper and grinding my teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:57, archived)
# you don't know he was tortured
it's only his word against hundreds of US and British military personnel
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:54, archived)
# If he wasn't ...
he's probably the only one. I don't think it was a holiday camp in there...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)
# have you ever been to Butlins?
give me waterboarding and electric shocks any day over bingo and redcoat cabaret
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:01, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Hi-de-hi voltage!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Now where's the 'arm in all that
oh, it's there.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Very humerus
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:46, archived)
# maybe her arm
had just grow...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Erm Ris?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:49, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:51, archived)
# that lass has no arm below her right elbow
she's on kiddies telly
people have been complaining that she scares their children
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Ahh!
That's quite funny!!

-The scaring bit
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:53, archived)
# nice...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:11, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:30, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Poor old Stephen, even his daughter takes the piss...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Funny, I thought he had a machine and bag to do that...
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Bad dum tish!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Oh, good lord...
top belmification, btw...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:45, archived)
# hahaa!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:44, archived)
# E=MCHEDGE
Hehehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Hooray²
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:47, archived)
# thats horrible.
poor horkings


Lovely animation though!

EDIT - why has he got a hole in his neck? Ive never seen that before...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:46, archived)
# It's his glory hole.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:48, archived)
# E=MCHEDGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Hooray³
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:49, archived)
# ha - fooled you into pissing upon your own mind
you dirty oik!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:52, archived)
# I don't know what you're talking about....
*whistles innocently*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:55, archived)
# YEH YEH YEH
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:30, archived)
# I was waiting for this
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:31, archived)
[challenge entry] In a way, we all were.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:31, archived)
# why do you compo your reply
infidel!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Oops.
Accident.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Not that time though.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Please let this be a baldmonkey bandwagon.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:33, archived)
# I went to hit reply and spazzed "I like this"
Bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:34, archived)
# I hope it wins the image challenge now.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:36, archived)
# It'll be difficult, mind; fifty per cent of /boarders have me on ignore.
For crimes against humanity.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:37, archived)
# are you making a statement about evolution by submitting your comment?
like images will evolve into words?

clever!
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Is it just me or is todays /board PARTICULARLY hatstand?
i've just been spazzing and not a single thing i've seen makes sense. it's wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:41, archived)
# I didn't understand
a single word you just said.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:42, archived)
# pineapple.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:50, archived)
# bindun yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:19, archived)
# only via text
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:20, archived)
# ant & dec in eastenders?
spangelicious
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:21, archived)
# RIP (another hole in her)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:22, archived)
# She looks a bit like Goody
WE SHOULD HAVE BEEN TOLD
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:22, archived)
# *hits the streets and starts shouting 'ALLAH!'*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:23, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Oof
RIP Miss Brahms
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:24, archived)
# ouch!
Poor old Wendy...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Watch Carry on Girls
and remember her the way she should be remembered
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Buxom and lovely.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:30, archived)
# The poor man's Barbara Windsor
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:31, archived)
# The thinking man's
Bernard Breslaw...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Coooorrrr!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:37, archived)
# she was a lovely
young lady...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:31, archived)
# with one hand on your cock
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:32, archived)
# I prefered her as Mrs ... Nagalot ... or whateve, in Eastenders.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:36, archived)
# I'm surprised she didn't leave earlier
You're made to play the most hate-filled character in the world, and everyone ends up thinking that's what you're like.

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:38, archived)
# I know.
Somewhat ironically, I AM the most hate-filled character in the world, and yet people think I'm absolutely lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:43, archived)
# ^ :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Variations on a theme.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Have half a skull by way of riposte...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:53, archived)
# How strange!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Woo! Skulls!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Oooh, glowy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:12, archived)
# cor!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Nice.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:51, archived)
# oh this reminds me
some dudes came to make a sales pitch at my work last week, trying to get us to buy 3dMED, a 3D camera system. Two cameras take pics from either side of face, then all points are interpolated to create a photorealistic 3D model of the head, all in about 1 minute. Lovely stuff (although when I got to try it out, it looked shit, as it was only set up for one-pass processing, which meant there was a large void where my beard should have been.)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:57, archived)
# ;)
there was a large void where my beard brain should have been


*scarpers*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:59, archived)
# pfft
there was a large void where my beard brain your soap should have been

*scarpers farther*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:01, archived)
# *shakes fist from a distance*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Come on, prod, don't surrender
Perfect opportunity for a "Your [generic female relative]" void comment there!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:14, archived)
# A beard of void?
That's pretty scary...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:00, archived)
# MOID has not a beard.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:01, archived)
# the great beard of oblivion
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Ooo reminds me of something...
*rummages*

Edit - Aha! There's the blighter!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Excellent!
I want one with photographs of my actual brain.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:05, archived)
# That's rather cool.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:24, archived)
# The perspex one linked at the bottom is even cooler :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:38, archived)
# But, it's creator is pretty scary....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:57, archived)
# OK...
I'm not giving him photos of my brain any more.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:10, archived)
# niceonetssatrdsssarrr
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)
# w0000000t & claps!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Variations on a Theme is a good album by OM
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Yeah, I nicked the title. Conference of the Birds didn't fit.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Hehehe
:D
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Great job Ttssattsr
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Its like if pirates were an oil company!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:59, archived)
# What theme is is varying on?



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Green/red skulls done in Paint. I did wan eerlyr.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Are you off
your skull?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:00, archived)
# reminds me of DARMOK

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:06, archived)
# when the walls fell
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:10, archived)
# It's like he's really having a fit at me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:11, archived)
[challenge entry] An important moment in bird evolution:

They get just a bit less stupid...

See also: froggy
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Haha!
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)
# but without the cuckoo
how would we know that spring had arrived?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:49, archived)
# listen for the boing?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:59, archived)
# time for bed!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:03, archived)
# gleeeee!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:07, archived)
# yay!
he's put a few pounds on since the Seventies...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:10, archived)
# have you had my baby yet?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:04, archived)
#
Sure!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:10, archived)
# he looks like his Mum
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:13, archived)
# I have often thought this.
3 years of a Zoology degree later I am still no nearer a satisfactory explanation.

Woo, yay, and a scientific houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:49, archived)
# yay!
even actual scientists are baffled!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)
# haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:49, archived)
# i'm enjoying this
with high levels of enjoyment
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)
# hahahah!Aceness.

Have a nest-related pea...


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:51, archived)
# arg!
nice one... :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Give the bird a hat. I want to see more birds in hats.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:51, archived)
# nesting is serious business
a hat wouldn't be appropriate.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:52, archived)
# A formal hat. A suave hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Yes. yes...
perhaps a homburg. I will consider your request.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:57, archived)
# woo
sort of reminds me of this www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAFrFh2Fm_Y
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:59, archived)
# hahaha...
I enjoyed that!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Hahaha!
Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Evolution works in mysterious ways part 2


Look it's a butt-cto-pus
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
# I like the bit hanging out the blue pants
(waxdart hello., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:41, archived)
# cum in its eye
FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# GIANT ENEMY CRAB!!!!11!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:49, archived)
# CRAB BATTLE
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)
# come on barry!
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:52, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Taylor Twins
and probably Next Door Nikki and Mid-West Mandy.

/sadblog
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# haha...
i dont know who youre talking about
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Anus-eye!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Is that Latin or summat?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Anusii
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:49, archived)
# OMG I just got fired for looking at this!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:44, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:45, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:46, archived)
#
looking at this
making sexually suggestive comments and stealing stationary
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)
# I never did any of those things

I do, however, skullfuck the boss on a regular basis
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)
# tell that to your Union rep
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:53, archived)
# what the deuce??
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:45, archived)
# ok
A tad NSFW, perhaps?

Nevermind. :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:45, archived)
# now, there's no reason to abuse the office photocopier in this manner just because you are having a party
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Yum!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:56, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)
# :D
That has a nice ring to it
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)
# why is sex like a bank account?
cos I'm not allowed to have either
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Cos they charge you regardless
of the size of the deposit?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# You lose interest when you go into the red
Oh no, wait...
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Because its always with a black man called howard?
Or is that just me?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:31, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:31, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Pfft

/edit: what the shit?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Early withdrawal is discouraged from both of them
I spent ages thinking that up
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Shopped only please!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# arf!
So it turns out the private sector isn't private after all, apparently we underwrite it
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# don't worry
we don't get to keep the profit

so everything is fine
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)
# true, this will eventually turn quite a tidy profit
but it's going to cost shitloads in the meantime

And besides, it's the principle of the thing - The cunt sunk his bank (while Gordon was telling the FSA to go easy on them) and swans off with a pension of £680k a year.. Alistair 'cunt' Darling's reaction is to ask nicely if he wouldn't mind taking the money after all.

All this but not a fucking penny to help Royal Mail

*rages*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:31, archived)
# well, you see, they live in a different reality
to them, we are nothing

we are beneath them

and are too stupid to understand how important they are

basically, that's what it's about
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:46, archived)
# how long
do you think it will be before he gets robbed. I'd love to be the copper called to that one.

"Someone stole lots of money you say?"
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:03, archived)
# I'm starting to worry about my private parts
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)
# have you tried rubbing them?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)
# that was probably what caused it
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)
# No, but other people have
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Top stuff.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:29, archived)
# hahaha! i like this!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
# hohoho!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)
# This has been haunting my nightmares for some time now...



Forgive the painty-ness but I had to get it out.

Hopefully idea is better than technique...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# so THATS how they mocap spiders
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Motion Capture is dead!
b3ta.com/links/TED_Creating_Benjamin_Button
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:23, archived)
# it bloody isnt
You wouldn't believe how many tech tv shows STILL talk about it. I expect even unborn children understand the technique by now.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Arf!
Have you watched that video? I was being tongue in cheek of course, but that video is stunning!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)
# No i'm in work
but i'll take a peek later. I'm one of those knobs that loves 'making of' dvd things so i'll probably lap it up :)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:29, archived)
# you're forgiven the paintiness
you're not forgiven for posting a spidermonster
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Apologies...
I won't do it again, sir.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# see that you don't
carry on
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)
# D:
But in a good way!
(Dresen H.O.M.G., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Hahaha that's kind of awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Thank you!
And coming from the talented you!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Awww, bless you I'm not talented
it's all smoke and mirrors...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# *coughs*
also
*Preens self*
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:30, archived)
# spidercops
are more scared of us then we are of them
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Fuck that -
This motherhubbard will chase the KERRAZY PERPS* on all terrain...

Be very afraid. (if you're a perp)

*/Sheriff John Bunnell blog
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:23, archived)
# you just need
a really fucking big glass and a massive postcard to get rid of them
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Ha ha!!
I hadn't thought of that! It' clearly why the police haven't invented these already.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)
# The eight legs of the law!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:21, archived)
# What's got 10 legs and a cunt halfway up its back?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# A mutated, multi amputee, millipede's mimsy?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)
# I was stopped by the plod for speeding the other day,
He asked where i was giong, I said to work, at the hospital.
He asked what I did there, I replied I stretch anus's, for different medical procedures.
He was intrigued,so I told him we can stretch themm up to 6 foot!!
He then asked what do we do witha six foot arsehole,to which i replied "give him a uniform and fucking radar gun!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# oh how everyone laughed
when you bounced around the cell for no apparent reason

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:31, archived)
# YOURMUM LOL
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Do Want!
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Yeah, I know....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# *spangulous*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# hahaha!Marvellous!




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:21, archived)
# there's a plaice for puns like this
it isn't here
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)
# I dno't get the pun!
But I do like the image!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)
# C'mon....
DAB radio!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:31, archived)
# ARG
get thee to AFRICA!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Evolution works in mysterious ways


Source: www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/foto/7bb30d96_102_01_173.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:02, archived)
# What....on.....earth
is going on there?
Edit :I have only just noticed the new compo
This is the process of things getting better explained simply....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:03, archived)
# the people in your drawings are always so cheerful
Bit hard to get used to, given the 'we are the lemon's pics...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:21, archived)
# I'd say this one's more smug than cheerful
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)
# you'll make a fortune
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)
# :-) I love these
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:29, archived)
# yay! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:48, archived)
# I do not like this. Not one bit.
*hides in sleeping bag*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:03, archived)
# is that some sort of contortionist porn?
Im intrigued....
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Con-orn? Contorn? Corn? Hmm.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:09, archived)
# corn
i saw some contortionists at the chinese state circus, and couldnt help having doidy thoughts...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# beastyhumaniallity
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:11, archived)
# mmmmmmn
flexigirls...
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Erm...



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Erk
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:04, archived)
# What in the name of fuck!!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Wendy Richard
is deed!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Aye, just heard that.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Oh no! Miss Brahms!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:14, archived)
# As the Beeb puts it:
"Actress Wendy Richard dies at 65
Former EastEnders actress Wendy Richard has died aged 68, her agent confirms."

Either she died 3 years ago or will do so 3 years from now. Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Maybe she took 3 years to die
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:21, archived)
# She's been to the Island
/'Lost' blog
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)
# b3ta - first for celeb news
img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/04_03/Benidorm2itv_468x356.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Ahhhhh
sads
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:21, archived)
# reunited with Arfur
in heaven, at last
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# I don't know what it is
but I'm still trying to work out where to stick my willy. Is that wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:05, archived)
# What? 27 years and no ones given you "the talk"
*takes to one side and starts rambling about...bees and flower pollinations and the migratory habits of birds
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Soon there won't be any bees, so you'll just have to stick to the birds
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:08, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:05, archived)
# WhAT THe ShiT?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:06, archived)
# I, errrr... hmm... yea... no.... WHAT?
at the risk of sounding pervy, I think we all need to see the source so we can work out what the fuck it is.

I'm undecided whether I shoud turn it into a bacon sammich, or simply lust after it.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:08, archived)
# With bacon sandwiches I find
it is reasonable to do both....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:09, archived)
# You could do both activity's at the same time ;).
It's a pig-snakewoman
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:10, archived)
# how far
will it go on a first date?
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:08, archived)
# you have first have to find the hole
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Like mermaid sex
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)
# It's Jade Goody!
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:11, archived)
# not worth a new thread but
Im sure I recognise this

www.joeschwartz.net/shemale/index.html
(godimhungover, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Can it be milked?
and of course would!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# *cries a little*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Mmmm bacon
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)
# she...is...
...beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:26, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm sorry, I know this bandwagon has already been done to death,

but I couldn't resist this one!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:02, archived)
# PIEEEE
!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:03, archived)
# 'When come back, bring pie'
is an oft used quote in my house and means 'Go get the food/snacks/dinner'

weebl & bob changed my life...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:06, archived)
# lol
don't give the missus too much pie,
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Needs more wanker

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:43, archived)
# hahaha!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Have 3.142 Woos
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Do you ever wonder what it must be like to be someone like this guy
or many others who's picture has become a widespread internet joke?

Also recently learnt about this poor fucker: tech.uk.msn.com/news/article.aspx?cp-documentid=14544644 I mean, yeh he was an idiot, but he was also recently divorced and these guys spent a LOT of time and effort to make this happen, and having recently lost his wife and kids by divorce, these guys happily broke his ankle and then ruined his life while he was on the rebound and vulnerable, all is left is to fuck his ex wife and post him the pictures I guess, and I wouldn't be at all surprised if he's the first account of an internet phenomenon who tops hisself from the 'fame'.

I mean, there's a limit on having a joke at someones expense, surely...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Fake internet things can go too far!!


But he should've guessed!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# My guess is as he was recently divorced he decided to try 'The Internets'
and like any noob learnt the hard way that not all you see online is what it claims to be.

It's a very steep learning curve, but most of us find this out much less publicly or cruelly.

Also, y'know, rebound and all that, easily led (and possibly not that bright).

Don't get me wrong, tho, I did laugh, but when I dug a bit deeper and found all the stuff the scousers who'd done this had done to this poor bloke PURELY for their own amusement at his expense, and for no good reason neither, and that he's had to move 'cos he's had threats (from folks who mistakenly believed he was still married) and become a total joke to all his mates and such, jesus, poor fucker, it's a bit much just for 'a laugh', innit?

Mind you, I guess a good cautionary tale for the rest of thosse out there who've not yet found their feet online.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Aye,
but sadly things like this go viral because of the amount of childish tards who use the internets :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)
# I've often looked to see if there is a site
which tells you who the victims of internet pics are and their stories

but there doesn't seem to be one
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:31, archived)
# I've thought about this too, make a film of it.
www.meme.me is free.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:37, archived)
# there are one or two people who have apparently topped themselves as a result of internet/4chan "fame"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Really!?
Jeez, makes me feel a lot less comfy about posting silly pics of mesen online...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
# haha :)
yeh, if you look up "an hero" on encyclopediadramatica, you should get some stories about the internet chat driving people to death.

Did you hear about the guy who topped himself on a live cam? He was apparently goaded on by trolls who were then considered (briefly, I think) partially responsible. I may be making this up, it's been a while since I last read about it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:53, archived)
# I'm not sure I want to know TBH,
I do think about stuff like this, and I've got one of my 'empathic' heads on at the mo so I feel more uncomfortable than usual about stuff like this.

It's like folks who make viruses and/or take great joy in fucking up folk's machines just 'cos they can, I just don't get that neither.

I've been a lot more careful about doing Henry pics since I discovered there was a site online that purports to be from the original guy trying to stop folks using his image, I dunno if it's real or not, like anything online your guess is as good as mine, but I've been more thoughtful about whether something I make with his image could be seen as embarrassing or defamatory since then, 'cos it's never been my intention to do so.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:07, archived)
# MAAK MAAK
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:51, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:51, archived)
# heehee!
*makes duck noises*
I can do that because I don't have a job so no one else can hear me
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:52, archived)
# i can hear you... i dont have a job either
unless you count spying on you
EDIT: i do have a job really... i bet you'd like it wouldnt you
/holds job out of reach
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:54, archived)
# as long as you're not a coconut crab
spy away
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Oouurrrggghghghgglglglglhlhlmlmlmlmlmlghmhmhngmgl.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:01, archived)
# HAAAhahahahahahaha!
This is making me glee all over the shop!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:53, archived)
# *hands mop*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Maak Maak Kraak & Smaak
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:53, archived)
# MAAK, CRAAK N SAAK WAAX?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:04, archived)
# hahah! tops.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:54, archived)
# at any given moment
there are at least 4 ducks watching you. be alert, keep safe
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:57, archived)
# I am pretty sure I am in a duck free area...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:02, archived)
# confirms all my suspicions
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:04, archived)
# I'll look out for that one goose
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Complacency costs lives
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:06, archived)
# But is so easy to spot!!
Unless the whole flock has been eating Ready Brek!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:07, archived)
# the one with AIDS
isn't
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# I thought ducks went Wank Wank?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Only SEXY DUCKS do
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:02, archived)
# MAAK
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:01, archived)
# MAAAK MAAAAK MAAAAK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Haha!
HOLD IT!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:01, archived)
# I had my speakers too loud!!
*climbs down from ceiling*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:02, archived)
# *rock fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Hold on! I think I have some cream for that
*rummages*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:04, archived)
# i liek thiss
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:04, archived)
# MAAK!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:09, archived)
# hehehe! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:44, archived)

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