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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)

hahaha

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)

top work

you genius

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)

Nicely done.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)

Haha

It's clever really, making RyanAir plans smell of urine and faeces is a good way to make them even more unbearable. And they said it couldn't be done.

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zoldergoose, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)

i've never needed

a piss on a ryanair or easyjet plane in my life, you're on them for less than half an hour and there's a free toilet at each end which you don't have to wait for the captain to stop screwing his copilot to use

also, USairways transatlantic envoy class toilets are no better than their economy, but the seats are fantastic

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:44, archived)

Got an FP sized one?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)

Pffft, nice sig sir ;)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)

C]:0D

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:03, archived)

superb!

I've just realised this is in fact superb marketing.

They announce a 'plan' to charge people.
It gets them loads of free advertising, then they 'bow to public pressure' and ditch the idea...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)

^this^

But the last time I went on holiday I found BA were around £40 cheaper and offered a better service than RyanAir i.e. free luggage handling, free food, free drinks, leather seats, staff that aren't Irish...

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)

but the won't bow to public pressure

they didn't with paying for luggage. or check in. or using your card to pay. or buying food...

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new_matt, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:03, archived)

Yes, but if they charge for the toilet they'll have to stop serving food or drink.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:06, archived)

What reasoning do you give for that?

Does that mean that train stations have to stop serving food?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:08, archived)

No, because train stations don't lock people in.

EDIT: And it's not my reasoning, it's Michael O'Leary's.
He came to one of my gigs a few years back and I asked him why they didn't have payloos.
He said they'd looked into it and couldn't.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:10, archived)

Cheapest flights my backside

They may be the cheapest, until you get to the payment page and suddenly your £76 cheap return flight has turned into £150 or £200.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:07, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)

soup herb, sir!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)

Hahaha

shouldn't it be "Leaks on a Plane"?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:56, archived)

No. Because 'Leaks' doesn't rhyme (as well) with 'Snakes'

I considered it, but no.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:56, archived)

I bow to your superior judgement :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:57, archived)

'T-Immobile'

;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)

bindun :P

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:00, archived)

Is there anyone's idea you won't nick for cold, hard cash? ;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:02, archived)

*thinks*

Michael Winner?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:04, archived)

Topical!

I reckon it's just a publicity stunt. They're not really going to charge. They just know the sheer possibility is scandalous enough to get them into every media outlet in Europe.
Only one thing worse than being talked about...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:56, archived)

Being raped up the arse

with barbed wire?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:57, archived)

Don't knock it til you've tri...

I've said too much

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)

pffft... dirty boy

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:04, archived)

stubbing your toe on a doorframe?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)

Standing on an upturned plug.

WITH SOCKS ON!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:02, archived)

coconut crabs?

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)

On that 'post your secret' site

I saw a post yesterday about someone's mum thinking she had got crabs from her job at the hospital, and asked him to shave her clean whilst laying, legs spread open, on the bed.

...even I felt traumatised just reading that.

Edit: I'm sharing the love ladies and gentleman, just spreadin' it around ;)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:01, archived)

*bokes*

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:03, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:03, archived)

What job at a hospital gives you crabs, ffs!?!?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:05, archived)

depends how personal the examinations get, i suppose...

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:07, archived)

an underfunded IVF clinic?

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:08, archived)

I dunno, they charge for every small service already, doesn't it make sense for them to charge for the loo?

You already have to pay in some of the larger train stations etc.

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zoldergoose, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:59, archived)

I just m,entioned this at work

Oddly in Londinium, you have to pay at Kings Cross, but walk 500 yards down the road to Euston you DON'T have to pay.

*tuts*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:05, archived)

You do.

It's 30p. Unless you mean piss during the walk. Which is obviously free.

And a lot more fun if there are tourists about. THIS IS NORMAL BEHAVIOUR IN MY COUNTRY, YOU FOREIGN CUNTS.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:07, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9222762

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:05, archived)

But at a train station you are not trapped in a tin can 30,000 feet up

There are always alternatives at or around a train station

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:06, archived)

inventing a new kind of hat and losing it in the post?

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:08, archived)

hahaha

splendid :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:56, archived)

hehe

i flew ryanair once from manchester to dublin.. never again... crisps all over the floor.. litter.. fucking scummiest airliner going.

but woo to the pic

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:56, archived)

hehe

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:06, archived)

If Jackson came at me with a tazer...

... that's what I'd do!

Nicely done. (*click*)

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Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:10, archived)

Hahahaha

well done

(redflame36, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:14, archived)

Ahem!

Wet Lease!!!
www.ryanair.com/site/EN/about.php?page=Lease&sec=LEASE

(redflame36, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:24, archived)

Reet good

that is.

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:27, archived)

God knows what this is made off!

(redflame36, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)

congratulations!

de-RIS

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)

Pffft

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)

Ha ha, nice.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:51, archived)

Arf!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:53, archived)

'more than incidentally homosexual'

hahahaha You've got to love Kinsey. He really pissed off a lot of people with that study.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:57, archived)

Oh fantastic!

Is it b3ta supermarket sweep?

I should imagine this but without the meat: southernfood.about.com/od/sloppyjoes/r/cpweekly23.htm

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)

Camel minge

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)

What are you doing?

*cdc thread rescue activated*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:49, archived)

Arf!

You work that ~~corn~~ cock woman!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)

HAHAHA!

Let's save the thread together

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:51, archived)

Hahaha

crikey!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:53, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:57, archived)

Heheheh work it!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:02, archived)

Haha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:07, archived)

that's oddly

hypnotic
and no doubt fishy...

(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)

Mmmm

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)

hahahahaha

Not seen this one before. Had me busting my gut laughing.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:16, archived)

If it's Armour, then I might suggest it's made of metal and stuff.

Or possibly 50% melge and 50% broam.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:49, archived)

I can think of a good way to find out

STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:49, archived)

^this^

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:53, archived)

what are you playing at?

Stop it. Stop it at once, before they get REALLY bolshy with you.

*tsk*

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)

*printer's rebellions*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:53, archived)

*cough*

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:51, archived)

hahahah, that's awesome :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:14, archived)

Again, shopped images only please.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:52, archived)

RUN TW47

10 PRINT "FUCK OFF"
20 GOTO 10

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:52, archived)

Wrap it in this and take it away

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:52, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)

haha

What the...

Edit:

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:56, archived)

O_O

I... what?

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:57, archived)

YOU STUPID HORSE!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:09, archived)

"98...99...100! Coming! Ready or not!"

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:12, archived)

Is it tuesday already?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:57, archived)

"gaaAAH!!"

digital construct ejaculation FTW

edit: credit to mydamnchannel for the sperm sample.

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)

Shirley Bindun?

Still nice. ;)

(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:37, archived)

I imagine so :)

and I really hope the board gets a decent search engine, with tagging...

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)

That's a pretty damn fine idea!

We don't want much, do we?!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:45, archived)

here, search this!

search this! tee hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:49, archived)

Heh, no need to get all shirty with me :p

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:52, archived)

Haha

you crease me up, you do

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:53, archived)

Well, if that's your attitude, I have more

if that's your attitude I have morepressing things to do . . . C]:0D
PUNZ!!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)

looks like Dave's

run out of steam

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:56, archived)

Nah, I'm just . . . .

I'm just . . . .board
as in ironing!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)

pfft...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)

haha

oh how far are they on with the sequel to that movie

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)

2011 apparently

there's a bootleg teaser doing the rounds, but i'm not sure of it's authenticity

EDIT: What the fuck!
My icon's changed!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)

well, it seems to have the real actors in

I saw the one that was cammed from some comic convention

there was cheering :D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:44, archived)

Hahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)

woooo very nice

I love Tron & Pr0n

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)

and scones?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:41, archived)

and pie

women and wine

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:41, archived)

the milf in front of me

butter on bread

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)

Disgusting!

Cholesterol – 1170% of your recommended daily allowance. Ooof. The only thing it’s good for is as a slow method of suicide

Click for bigger (194 kb)

(redflame36, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)

NOM NOM NOM!

:D

edit: ponder, that this is from the food division, what does the military research division put in tins

:D

edit: INDEED

FAIL

This is a fail, you should bow in shame :(

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)

BRAINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

in 5.5 oz?!?!?!

fuck me

I assumed you had taken this pic and did an ellipse on a picture, but no - wholesale lifting from thisiswhyyourefat.com/

have some more cholesterol

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)

WHAT! NOT JUST FAT! BUT STOLEN FAT!

*sets fire to pitchfork*

*waves angrilly!*

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:34, archived)

Looks a bit like a sliced up cock n' balls...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:52, archived)

Superb shop...

oh wait no.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:29, archived)

Did you make this?

consumerist.com/5161202/the-worst-food-product-ever-may-have-been-found

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zoldergoose, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:30, archived)

ZOMG

they've stolen it from redflame36!!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)

if Dr Broon were here

he could tell us all about myelin sheaths

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:30, archived)

Top shop!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:30, archived)

those crazy americans

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:30, archived)

'Ello freebs!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:31, archived)

'ello Barbie

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)

'ello Freebs

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)

'ello Prof

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:33, archived)

'ello Medi

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:33, archived)

'ello Meddy

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:33, archived)

'ello Barbar

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:34, archived)

'ello Undies

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:34, archived)

sorry

*pulls up pantaloons*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)

'ello Medi

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:34, archived)

'ello Freebs!

I just shaved my beard of five weeks. Fact.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)

I am now 3 weeks

am considering removing it

This is the longest growth I've ever endured

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)

I never had one that full either

But I got sick of people telling me I had a beard

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)

push through the wall to the plush bristly fields of pogono-goodness on the other side

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)

'ello Prof

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:34, archived)

'ello freebs

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)

'ello Barbie

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:37, archived)

'ello Freebs

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)

'ello Prof

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)

hello

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)

------------------------------------------------------

^draws a line under the whole thing

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)

PARTY ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE LINE!

*dances*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)

*joins in*

Are they Really playing Aqua's Barbie Girl?

*dances*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:43, archived)

oh no he di'n't!!???

he just dropped the Aqua bomb like it ain't no thing!

*dances HARDER*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:45, archived)

*glares at both party participants*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)

here, have a party blower

*hands*

*runs off to the buffet table*

CAYKE!!!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)

But it's only 150 calories

That's less than a sandwich.

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Joliet, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)

I've never heard of cholesterol RDA before

Or Pork Brains in Milk Gravy either

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)

really?

i just finished a lovely lunch of dog spine in spunky gravy

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herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)

Is that actually brains

as in the mushy shit in your head?

Who would want to eat that*

*apart from zombies

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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)

pretend zombies?

Hannibal Lecter
The indian guys from Indiana Jones & the Temple of Doom.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:33, archived)

I'll just have the soup then

UUURRRGGGGHHHHHHHH *faints*

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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)

Head cheese

is the techincal term I believe

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)

i'll slip this sea kitten in here

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:33, archived)

sea kitten is marine.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)

there is never an inappropriate time

to insert a sea kitten

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herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:37, archived)

even when you are standing next to the open coffin

at the funeral?

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:34, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)

Shopped images only please

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)

nothing is better than typos in photoshops

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Microwave, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)

DOh!

EDIT: Fixed! Sorry to ruin the jokes below.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)

[this post has been removed]

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)

that'd be the standard additional e surcharge

only £20

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:29, archived)

Not when flying Bryan(Harvey)Air.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:30, archived)

you pay extra for the other 'e'.

edit: I don't know why I bother.

*has a grump*

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:29, archived)

Hahaha

you'll need one of those cups for the mindpiss

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:30, archived)

arf

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:31, archived)

wait one moment

with apologies to DiscoMeats for the loss of his exceedingly good post.

... and EIYM... actually, I'm not going to delete it - just edit it.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:31, archived)

Yep. Yep. This is the stuff!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)

Pfffft

Probably tastes like piss anyway

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)

I bet they sell your piss as coffe to the next customer

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)

mr. nice

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)

Haha

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zoldergoose, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)

the third panel dropped this '?'

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)

just drop the 3rd one.

much better story.

(waxdart hello., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:31, archived)

lmao

so true!

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:41, archived)

Oooh, lidllebitta satire ;)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)

NO TELETHON FOR YOU!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)

haha

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:30, archived)

Hehehe

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)

hahahaha

P.S. i ate the fucking cheese.

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Just Flange, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)

Well said

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:33, archived)

ha ha ha

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:33, archived)

hear, hear

*mock-indignant splutter*

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:34, archived)

Ha ha ha.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:34, archived)

how many times am i going to hell for laughing at things on b3ta

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 20:31, archived)

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Microwave, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)

Your mum.

VVThe following people are totally not gaycocksVV

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Just Flange, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)

i dont enough energy to do anything

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Microwave, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)

dont have

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Microwave, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:21, archived)

Except correct your typos.

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zoldergoose, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)

Not edit though

he's obviously proving that

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)

Me either.

I should be writing some php but instead I am playing fallout 3 and watching B3ta.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:21, archived)

Aaaah Fallout 3...

Best of all the games.

I enjoyed it so much I've now gone back to playing Oblivion again :)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:23, archived)

download loads of mods for oblivion

download them all!

people will be making them forever!

they still doing them for morrowind

you could probably fill a hd with them

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)

I'm waiting for a meeting at our office

where they're going to try and convince me to return now they've cleared me of the bullshit allegation that they bizarrely raised against me a couple of months ago.

Funnily enough, I don't share their enthusiasm.

I could be doing a bit on another job application but
a) I'm SICK TO THE TEETH OF THEM
b) I'm actually nervous about losing track of time before this meeting and
c) I'm feeling a bit sorry for myself

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)

*virtuahugs*

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)

Thanks lady :)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)

what are you accused of?

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)

WAS, and abuse

but about a year and a half ago they pulled the same stunt over a racial conduct allegation which was equally as ill-founded, equally as malicious and was habdled with an equal level of support. ie none.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:30, archived)

That sounds bad

If they're not going to pay you 150% of what you earned, don't do it.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)

Chin up.

S'FRIDAY!

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:29, archived)

*internet hugs*

No worrying there ms! ;)

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)

Aww, cheers Miss

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:37, archived)

*hugs*

you need a better environment miss

it's clear they are out to get you now

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)

I'm doing my best

but time can't be hurried.

I'm applying for just about everything even vaguely appropriate (though not as much as I'd like, they all take so long because there's no point putting in a shit application and they are obviously all a bit different) but I work in care so time to apply, be shortlisted, go to interview and THEN, if I'm actually succussful, it can be 6 weeks or so before I get my criminal records checks back to clear me to start!

I just don't have that kind of time to be out of work :/

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)

just think happy thoughts innit

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:46, archived)

Seems like this job isn't going to make you happy

*hugs*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)

*joins the hug conga*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)

no i mean im thinking about playing a video game

and i dont have the energy

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Microwave, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)

GJW!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)

EAT LEG

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)

Drink a redbull or someting, kill a kitten

I'm still waiting for my R4 chip :S, I have like 2,6 gig of roms on my hd...and really want to try them out this weekend.

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)

please animate him so hes doing that

thing where he swings one of his arms and clicks his finger at the same time :)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)

needs more mawk

or wark or something

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:29, archived)

Click for 200+ more doofers.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)

Arf!

But deity and pray to their :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)

I'm on the Atkins diety

I pray to meat

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:21, archived)

Bacon diet FTW!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:23, archived)

Right on the first one,

but 'there' is correct.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)

I believe he's saying you missed the word 'to' out.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)

Egads

my brain is as disfunctional today as it clearly was when I was writing that comic. That'll teach me to try and write things while my gf is watching TV in the same room.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:29, archived)

Ha!

In your face ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)

Ah, it doesn't lessen its goodosity, though.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)

That's kind, but it does,

a little bit at least. I don't know why, but I find it far harder to proofread my comics in the comic font. Maybe I'll try getting into the habit of putting them in a different one for a final check.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:45, archived)

if I was Catholic my name would be Chris...

But I'm an Animist, there's only 10 steps to this, only 10 steps to bliss...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:21, archived)

they've all been outsourced to India

woo yay

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:21, archived)

It's a good place to outsource to for religion.

They've got to have a few spare gods over there.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)

I saw this on your site earlier

and instinctively went to click 'I like this', doh.

...but here it is! *clicks*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:23, archived)

:D Ta Jessie

How's life?

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)

Hahah, see above

Still, it will get better soon, just a bit sick of it in the mean time :)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)

Understandably,

that all rather sucks arse.

On the plus side, it's Friday... Er... And alcohol exists in the world. Yippee!

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:33, archived)

Heh, indeed

NO SCHOOL NIGHTS FOR ME, DRIIIIINK

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)

...

News! news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7914542.stm

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:12, archived)

Hahaha yes!

edit: Congrats Fast FP!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:12, archived)

Bugger me!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)

*buggers*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)

hmm

i had a nice omelette - but your picture is nicer :)

(mrtinybrain, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:14, archived)

Hahahahaha

Winnar!

Edit: Grats on the super fast FP :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived)

Excellent.

Abound ye in clicks

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived)

LOLZ!

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived)

a lovely variation on a theme

woo yay

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived)

No!!

I has only euros!

*clicks*

*dies*

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:14, archived)

This will become fact...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:14, archived)

Arf

www.b3ta.com/board/9222733

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zoldergoose, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:14, archived)

Haha

I knew this would've been done

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived)

I also love this article

www.theonion.com/content/news/american_airlines_now_charging

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zoldergoose, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)

These ideas seem to come and go:

I don't even think this was the first.

newsbiscuit.com/board/33/42/1//Dear-Red-any-chance-of.html

But that doesn't stop it being original and beautifully executed.

*click*

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Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:53, archived)

Join the Mile High Club!

£1 Admission fee.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived)

Arf!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived)

yes

RyanAir minicompo!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived)

ha ha ha

genius :D

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived)

Ha ha ha ha!

Also, www.theregister.co.uk/2009/02/27/total_recall/ somebody has decided it would be good to remake Total Recall. Fucks sake.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)

Why?

Can't they do original films anymore...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)

nope

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)

as long as they keep the scene

with the bird with 3 tits!

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bigshape like a glove!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)

Hahahah!

Congrats on FP, I'll just add another click if you don't mind?

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Ninj, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:21, archived)

hahahaha

class!

(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)

HAHAHA!

This is B3ta at its best :)

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:23, archived)

brilliant :)

*waits for it to go viral*

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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)

i had a

wank in my seat on a BA flight and they charged me 6 grand plus 8 months in prison

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herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)

What's the world coming to, eh?

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)

actually

i did once piss in the sink of a plane after hearing that sink waste is vented straight out into the atmosphere.

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herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)

Pfffft

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)

This is funny.

Also, I watched the interview with the Ryanair boss this morning and was chortling all over the shop.

He's a funny Irish type of person. Arf!

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addickted has attained freedom, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)

Nah, he's a cunt

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:30, archived)

Wonderful :D

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Monty Propps, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)

Good stuff

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:49, archived)

*coughs*

www.b3ta.com/board/8685260

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chart cat has an itch, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:04, archived)

Feckin beautiful!

You could have gone on more I reckon!

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..wil, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:31, archived)

its

bring your own colostomy bag time on Ryan Air then

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:43, archived)

well done!

this is excellent.

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enceladus, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:02, archived)

so if you have no change...

I guess they would be a bit pissed off if you just shit on the floor!!!
I'd do it in the aisle just on principal!

(dampwookie failing to understand everything from birth up to, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:07, archived)

Excellent

Hits the spot beautifully!

(Jamie and his magic bat You can bump n' grind, it is good for your mind, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:44, archived)

Shit like this

makes this website the best in the world. And that is one of the best posts ever.

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Le Branleur Formidable vous tend la main droite, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:21, archived)

so much aceness...

how is it possible??!?!

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:37, archived)

GREEDY BASTARDS

Ryanair are such greedy cunts it wouldn't surprise me if this wasn't a genuine leaflet

Hope people send all their shit through the post to the arsehole in charge

(Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Sat 28 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)

absolutely

BRILLIANT!

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lord bofingham, Sat 28 Feb 2009, 16:02, archived)

lol, it's only a matter of time...thieving twunts!

...in saying that I flew with Ryanair just this morning and it was cheap!

(william_shatner, Sat 28 Feb 2009, 22:56, archived)

*virals*

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 18:32, archived)

Thats

a 747 help card, so no clicks.

Well just one anyway, top stuff.

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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 21:27, archived)

Spot on!

i fucking hate ryanair. i once paid an extra £20 to take 5 bags as i was working in germany for a while, but it turns out that the extra baggage fee doesnt increase you baggage weight allowance! so i was ok as long as i had 1.5kg or less in each bag! i had to pay £180 exess baggage fee on a £20 flight. evil, theiving moraly bankrupt bastards. i hope suicidal terrorists steer all of your aircraft into your Headquaters you fucks.

(furey, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 23:13, archived)

Great pic, but ...

The card says it's a 737-800, but the illustration clearly shows a 747...

(horrgakx, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)

As a bit of a plane nerd, I'm aware of this

but I really didn't see my crappy 10-minute job getting so much attention really

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:34, archived)

Woo!

And it's made BoingBoing, but the twunts only posted half the image.
www.boingboing.net/2009/03/01/ryanairs-coinop-emer.html

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sosumi, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:44, archived)

Got it all covered...!

ptwd.blogspot.com/2009/02/ryanairs-top-tips.html

Gotta love Ryanair

(Her Ghost, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:41, archived)

Fantastic work

And you should read this:
Ryanair to charge for breathable air
- NewsArse.com

(protocoldroid, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 8:21, archived)

That really is a fantastic website, cheers

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:33, archived)

Its in the Daily Mail

Today, oh dear

(Dr Zoidberg is going for a scuttle, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:43, archived)

Nice to play, to play nice...

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Ninj, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:09, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I love you Ninj :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:09, archived)

Ahh, love you to...

;-)

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Ninj, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:11, archived)

*fears*

He haunts my dreams :S

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:12, archived)

Nightmares, shirley!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:14, archived)

er...yes. Nightmares.

Of course.

*blushes*

But seriously, I've had three horribly weird dreams about him in the last fortnight. It's making me scared to fall asleep.

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)

he's slept with two miss worlds

one of only two englishmen

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)

Hahaha!!!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)

Cross your legs, it's a long flight...

De-RIS Ryan air to charge £1 to use toilet on all flights.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:00, archived)

Hahaha I just read that

Brilliant!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:01, archived)

Ha ha!

I hope she wasn't left rancourous.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:03, archived)

Don't be so beastly!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)

Michael O'Leary is a bloody tinker

"... well, people pay for the flight across, but if you don't want to sit on the floor it's an extra £25 for a seat... and also the ticket is for YOU, but not your clothes so that's extra... also if you have done a really big poo into a bag before you get on the flight, that's extra..."

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:03, archived)

Shhh!

Stop giving them ideas!

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Joliet, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:05, archived)

hmmmm

maybe he'd give me a job...

I retract that thing I said about him being a tinker... he's a genius entrepreneurs of the stature of ... erm... Siranlun

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:07, archived)

We're going down, if you reach below your seat you'll find a lifejacket.

No, not you sir, you didn't pay the £5 lifejacket fee. Just put your seatbelt on and pray. Oh, no seatbelt? £3 too much, was it?

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zoldergoose, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:09, archived)

Pfffft

"Those of you who haven't paid for seats just sort of huddle together at the back of the plane"

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:11, archived)

"alternatively you might like to purchase some hay

from our inflight catalogue..."

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)

...which you'll have to purchase first for £5.99 to see what's in it

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)

"... and it's printed in such a way as to be unreadable

without spending a further £10 on these special lenses ... which go very nicely in our £8 frames..."

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)

now if you'll all have a whipround

we'll see if we can lure a pilot away from the airport bar

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:23, archived)

and for only a further £15

you can pay to have the air steward stop teabagging you in the face... or not :)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)

good work

I'd like to see how they'll enforce that, will they let you piss yourself if you can't pay?

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:03, archived)

You could piss in a sick-bag?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:04, archived)

Piss in a cup?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:06, archived)

pffft

I'm on my holidays, not at home

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:07, archived)

piss into a champagne glass then

you flash cunt

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:07, archived)

access to a toilet is a basic human right

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:06, archived)

Sitting in a giant metal bird however, isnt

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:07, archived)

I can think of nothing heavier than an airplane

I can think of no greater conglomerate of steel and metal
I can think of nothing less likely to fly
There are no wings more weighted
I too have felt a heaviness
The stare of man guessing at my being

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:08, archived)

Ha ha ha, beautiful.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:03, archived)

Ha, the last thing I read before clicking b3ta was an post on this by Gulliver.

Top stuff.

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zoldergoose, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:04, archived)

they'll stop after the start finding bottles of piss under the seats

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:04, archived)

That is shocking!

I do like the idea of not checking in though. I haven't queued for a flight in an age and there is no need for it.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:04, archived)

pfft!

a pound! won't this make people piss in their seats, just on principle?

also: Danny Wallace recently took this photo

[CFB]
of a mannequin dressed in the latest Topman fashions.

Are they taking the piss?

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:05, archived)

Haha, I think judging by the sunglasses, that is clothing

for blind people who dress themselves.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:07, archived)

And that there kids,

is why "fashion" is moronic :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:07, archived)

hey

my mum thinks i'm cool!

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herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:08, archived)

No she doesn't.

Even jesus doesn't love you ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:11, archived)

Man, how much of a cunt would you have to be?

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived)

Hahahaha!

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:06, archived)

Ryanair are doing an excellent job of whittling away customer goodwill.

I now only use them if I absolutely have to, even if they are the cheapest, I'd rather pay £30 more just so I am not lining Michael O'Leery's pocket.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:06, archived)

haha

giant turd monster!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:06, archived)

Hahahahaha!

*Cerlick*

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Ninj, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:07, archived)

Hahahaha

Dont ryanair only fly europe tho?

So as long as you dont drink loads you wont need to go as the longest flight will be, what, 4/5 hours or so?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:07, archived)

Yeah, but it's not unknown for someone have a coffee because they are on a 7am flight

and then be kept waiting 45 minutes on the runway for a flight that then takes 90 minutes. I can guarantee I'll be pissing in those circumstances.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:09, archived)

Piss on the person next to you then :D

Then Ryanair will wonder why their planes stink of piss and then take the coin slot off the door :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:10, archived)

Not me.

I flew back from Suisse on Ryanair and had 3 wees. However, that was due to a copious amount of boozing :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:09, archived)

Well if you knew you'd have to pay a pound for the toilet you wouldnt booze so much

Either that or spend the money you spent on booze on a more expensive flight with BA or virgin or someone like that

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:12, archived)

Also: it's only a quid.

It costs me 30p to have a piss at London Euston and I don't get to see Madrid when I've finished doing it.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived)

Oh I just go to a macdonalds at train stations that you have to pay at,

charing x and st pancras are the only ones I use and pancras has free toilets :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)

Ah, but at 1:30am you either stump up 30p or piss yourself.

Which I've actually seen someone do once. It was tragic, really.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)

To be honest with you,

i don't see the point of using anyone but the no frills for short haul. However, when I went to New York, I am damn glad I flew business class on Virgin. I miss work :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)

I flew gatwick to glasgow on easyjet

That was the last time I remember using a plane

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)

They'll be flying to the US soon. Plans are afoot for RyanAtlantic.

Naturally flying to Rhode Island and calling it New York City.

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zoldergoose, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:10, archived)

Who cares?

Rhode Island is nicer than New York anyway ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:11, archived)

I don't see a problem here

People want to pay tuppence to fly abroad they should expect a few extras to additional cost

And VERY woo pic too!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:07, archived)

Fuck it, I'm on the Henry bandwagon

and if this hasn't been done I'll eat my fucksock

(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:08, archived)

unbelievable

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:09, archived)

and yet also

believable.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:11, archived)

Haha

What a helpful chap

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)

sorry, but had to get this out of my head

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herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:49, archived)

hahaha!

about time for the sequel, we've waited long enough Spielberg!

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:50, archived)

the sequel

will be have lots of bits where ET turns into white dog poo. That was the best bit in the original

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herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:53, archived)

ET vs Predator?

I would watch it

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Tagnut loves pies, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:55, archived)

i would pay huge amounts of money to see that

but i reckon the brown little git has got some tasty moves up his sleeves

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herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)

ET vs JAWs... and the spitting dinosaur from Jurrasic Park

against Tom Hanks on roller-skates...

NOW THAT'S a film I would pay £7 to watch!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:00, archived)

Bambi Vs the Watership Down wabbits

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:02, archived)

the cast of The Little Shop of Horrors take on

The Hulk (the Ang Lee version)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:05, archived)

High School Musical vs The Empire Stikes Back

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:07, archived)

Debbie does Dallas vs Texas Chainsaw Massacre

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:09, archived)

Misery vs Its a Wonderful Life

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:11, archived)

good one

erm... Jason vs Jason and the Argonauts

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived)

Betty Boop vs Zombie Hitler

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Tagnut loves pies, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived)

Tron Vs Troy

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)

My Fair Lady vs Babe II pig in the city

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)

Kramer vs Kramer vs Erin Brockovitch

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)

Guy from Shine VS Gilbert Grape

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived)

Arf!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:50, archived)

Do something with Ricky Gervais next time

The Terrestrial Extra, or something?

I dunno. Ignore me.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:51, archived)

that's amazing!

DO IT

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:51, archived)

Don't do it, Barb, it's a trap.

I'd have thought.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:57, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:01, archived)

Pffft!

Now do Alf and a Half!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:52, archived)

bah

I've always fucking hated that twigletty twat

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:52, archived)

Ha ha!

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Tagnut loves pies, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)

*cough*

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:57, archived)

*scrutinizes*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:59, archived)

On the "E" theme

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:00, archived)

Pfffffffahahahahahaha

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:02, archived)

I saw your last.fm via Ttssattsr:

Music you have in common includes M83, Do Make Say Think, The For Carnation, múm and Mogwai.

:)

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:06, archived)

Melon-collie says CHEER UP!

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:42, archived)

Yeah, CHEER THE FUCK UP, PEOPLE

No time for infinite sadness

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:43, archived)

*does little big happy dance*

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:44, archived)

Bastard ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:44, archived)

And yet despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage....

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:45, archived)

I must now listen to that song!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)

Then I shall have to listen to Steve Von Till.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:57, archived)

WHY ARE WE SAD? IT'S OKAY. I'M HERE.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)

pigsnakewoman says hi!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:44, archived)

Now this I love

and the source totally grapes my squildo

(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:44, archived)

I WANT TO SEE THE SOURCE!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:54, archived)

I've thought about it, and I really, really do not want to see the source.

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:57, archived)

source

www.b3ta.com/board/9220039

(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:03, archived)

aha!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:05, archived)

sorry I was gone for a sec ;).

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:23, archived)

Ugh!

Nice socks tho...

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:45, archived)

I'm now sitting in my office

thinking of the source and how I wouold, in that position repeatedly until we both chaffed. This is all kinds of wrong but maybe I just like freaks.

(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:50, archived)

Pfft!

Has his friend infinite sadness run away?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:44, archived)

hurray!

if you eat him he's good for you!
woo!

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:45, archived)

Dont eat his pips tho...

Or you'll have one growing in your belly :(

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:47, archived)

Cowcumber agrees

(yes, seams)

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Tagnut loves pies, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:45, archived)

Pfffft

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)

Cowrgette...

or Zucowini?

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:49, archived)

Pffffhahaha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:00, archived)

"something something infinite sadness"

"something something something pumpkins"

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:45, archived)

"Something something something rat in a cage".

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:58, archived)

Smashing!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:49, archived)

Probably bindun

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:26, archived)

Meh I'm a bit done with Henry

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:29, archived)

I liked him for a moment as a meme that turned up in the most unexpected places

but not in things such as this

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:31, archived)

I liked the concept that it was an old guy in extraordinary circumstance totally unmoved by it, just wandering by on his normal route to the shops and back,

but stuff where it's just 'Henry in the street, Henry on a plane, Henry in a field' no, not so much...

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..wil, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:42, archived)

That's what I meant.

This one's a classic.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:44, archived)

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:45, archived)

Hahaha

yes! you are all teh skillz!

(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:46, archived)

Haha!

I always imagine Henry grumbling to himself 'Bloody folks today, always getting over excited at nowt!' ;)

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..wil, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:47, archived)

Oh Gawd

*SPANG*

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loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)

there used to be another meme

of an old couple who appeared in the background of major events, I can't find the source or remember their names

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:46, archived)

milly and rupe

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)

that's it

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:50, archived)

Yep.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:01, archived)

Yes. This.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:47, archived)

Infidel!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:31, archived)

Worst. Bandwagon. Ever

I'd rather have 50ft things.......

EDIT: However, the Dogs one above is kinda nice, mainly cos it clearly involved some sort of talent outside of cut and paste

(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:37, archived)

*anti*henry high five*

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:41, archived)

There may be a counter argument

that this is no different to inserting no-hands into a picture but I would say that the key difference is that no-hands is a cute kitten in an amusing pose whereas Henry is just some cunt with a bag

(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:43, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

I don't know why I find the phrase "some cunt with a bag" so amusing... but I do.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:45, archived)

Its the subtle combination of a fact

and a really good swear word

(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:49, archived)

Hahaha!

Made me laff! ;)

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..wil, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:47, archived)

50 ft Henry?

Coming right up.

Have this in the interim

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:41, archived)

Mind if I pearoast for the compo?

I've never done that for a compo before... it feels dirty yet exciting...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:33, archived)

You're supposed to do it in a new thread.

*sharpens killing knife*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:35, archived)

What?

OK, hang on, I'll delete it and pop it in a new thread then.

;)

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:42, archived)

Good man. I've got a fail gif I've been wanting to use ;p

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:44, archived)

Not on me you're not...

I may lack talent or hummus, but by God I know the rules!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:47, archived)

O_o

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:42, archived)

like fwapping on the bus

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:37, archived)

yes, exactly like fwapping on the bus...

but with less school children.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:42, archived)

i think the monocle is higher than all

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:52, archived)

You make a good point...

But this is chronological... errr.... I think...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)

well, I'm off to the pub before this gets out of hand

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:26, archived)

butter get a move on

before it gets too busy

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:28, archived)

mmm cud get busy quickly

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:36, archived)

Stop milking this thread for puns

(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:37, archived)

oh dairy me

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:39, archived)

It's giving me a...

...margarine.

(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:41, archived)

its giving me a semi(skimmed)

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:47, archived)

I just skimmed this thread for puns of a buttery (m)ilk

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:42, archived)

did you spot any

or did they all go pasteurise?

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)

*bows*

superb punnage sirrah. Better than the usual bullocks

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:50, archived)

thanks

I've been to moo-niversity

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:52, archived)

This is what we have on the shelves in scouseland

(FatCuntCarl My name's not even Carl, but yes, he is a Fat Cunt, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:25, archived)

Haha! Calm down now!

And sorry to threadjack but not worth own thread:

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..wil, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:26, archived)

Hi Carl!

*waves*

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:37, archived)

Hi Beef!

*waves*

(FatCuntCarl My name's not even Carl, but yes, he is a Fat Cunt, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:36, archived)

I just bought her latest album

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:20, archived)

It's OK

Not as good as Alright Still, but has its moments.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:21, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:21, archived)

ace

...rumble...rumble.....bandwagon coming...rumble...

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:22, archived)

oh SHUSH!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:23, archived)

not done this in a while

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:33, archived)

Hahahahaaaaaa!

I'd buy that if I'd had a lobotomy a double earectomy and they were giving away Claudia Schiffer with it . . .
Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:39, archived)

I like Lily Allen.

But cod reggae can feck off.

/heavy dub and reggae fan

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:23, archived)

bought?

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:24, archived)

She's really hamming up the Kate Nash stlye mockney on this one...

and what's with all the fecking annoying sound effects? It's like a Blur B-Side from 1992, stretched out over a whole album.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:25, archived)

She'll sulk if she sees this

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:25, archived)

I quite like what I've heard of it actually, but what mostly intrigues me about her

is her taste in men, she likes fat guys with moobs! I mean, hooray say a thousand internet nerds, but honestly!?

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..wil, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:28, archived)

They say that women compare potential partners

against their father.

What this says about Keith Allen is unclear.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:34, archived)

Or lesbians...

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..wil, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:39, archived)

The more I think about this...

...the more I like the idea of it. I've been thinking about it all week.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:14, archived)

Yummy!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:16, archived)

this is ace :)

nice work on the lettering match as well

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)

but it's unshopped . . .

50% DAILY GEL INTAKE! *eats two lots*
that's me done!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:20, archived)

That's pure mince, so it is.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)

what does vitamin wonka do?

woo yay

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)

a little nonsense now and then..

is relished by the finest men.

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:19, archived)

Turns you short and orange and gives you an insatiable urge

to work for no wages in a chocklit factory
ashally!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:19, archived)

cor! ta!

have an everlasting gob-stopper...

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:21, archived)

no, thanks, I've just finished one

thanks I've just finished one hee hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:22, archived)

As I recall,

it makes your toes grow as long as your fingers, so you can play the piano with them.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:20, archived)

I was hoping for boobs

but this'll do I suppose

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:35, archived)

NIPPLES!?

What about the nipples!?
hee hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:39, archived)

35 grammes of Gel goodness!

Nyom

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:20, archived)

Cor! Look at the HP on that!

I want to be vitamince when I grow up!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:22, archived)

I don;t know if it's the contents or the 'value' label

that makes me feel ill.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:25, archived)

ooaaah........oooooooooaaaaaahhhhhh.......oh.my god........

*boke*

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's always a used one!

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Just Flange, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:01, archived)

I can never get enough Wonka in me

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:40, archived)

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