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(herman:D, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:34, archived)

LOL

subtle

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:35, archived)

hahaha

crude but effective!

is there a brown theme on the board today or am I obsessed?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:35, archived)

And I don't like the font

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:43, archived)

I love that font

like my unborn child

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:47, archived)

If the font is annoying you, you could always

eat more fucksocks.

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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:48, archived)

Just a question...

Does anyone know how to view all the images that you have posted on b3ta, or get a list of all the urls?
I have a few now and I never remember what they all are?

* If I don't get slated, thank you

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:12, archived)

Yes.

And no.

(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:15, archived)

Yes to what part?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:21, archived)

the part where he's breaking her heart,

it can really make you cry - just like before,
It's yesterday once more.

(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:25, archived)

^what she said^

but with added "kling!"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:21, archived)

If Search wasn't buggered,

you could have looked at b3ta.com/search/posts/me/pic to list all your picture posts.

You can still search for threads you've started though. Slightly less handy as it doesn't go back that far. b3ta.com/users/searchposts.php?id=62105&board=main_threads

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:30, archived)

Thank you Kamikaze Stoat, that's very helpfull.

* The second link apears to be full of porn?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:00, archived)

Let me Google that for you

http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=b3ta+wobbly+bloke+pictures&um=1&hl=en&tbm=isch&ei=NhLdTaWJCs-SOtLr4fEO&start=20&sa=N

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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:31, archived)

Horses you say?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:01, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:36, archived)

fuck it I'll put this here.

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daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:36, archived)

shes flirting with me again

the delicious outrageous hussy

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:40, archived)

Blinky!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:56, archived)

good lord!

she's a looker :D

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:58, archived)

She's so purty

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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:56, archived)

The chandelearrings are great

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fuscous, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:58, archived)

Wonderful, wonderful image

I enjoyed looking at it very, very, very much

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:40, archived)

full of many wonderful, wonderful frames

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 14:42, archived)

And all of them polished and lovely, too.

Truly a thing of beauty, wonder, happiness and jollity.

/Pangloss blog

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:12, archived)

pffft!

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:41, archived)

Football lols

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:45, archived)

Hahaha...

:D
*Click*

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Ninj, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:46, archived)

Hahahahaha

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Frogbeat, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:52, archived)

Excellent

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:05, archived)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:16, archived)

Brilliant!

*insta-clicks*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:17, archived)

My Mate Stephan went out swimming - he got dragged out half a mile by a dried grape - mind, it's his own fault - told him to watch out for the strong currant

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 14:35, archived)

EX-mate, mate!

*launches ballistic spang attack*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:41, archived)

If you don't stop with these.

I'm going to come looking for you.

I shall be armed. You may not enjoy the visit.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:13, archived)

Very much this^

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 25 May 2011, 15:43, archived)

Ban this sick filth!

oh they have

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:18, archived)

hahahahaha *click*

Ive seen that in real life (on a trip to legoland no less). It used to have the head lopped off it on a semi-regualr basis

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:19, archived)

hahaha

too brown man, too brown

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:20, archived)

Fantasclick

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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:21, archived)

Magnificent!

*prepares to see image shared from 17 different sources via FB*

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:22, archived)

hehe, I doubt it, but cheers for the thought :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:30, archived)

its all over my news feed

Is that a good thing for you ?

(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Wed 25 May 2011, 23:35, archived)

I'm not sure. I haven't put it up on fb myself

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:53, archived)

had it from The Poke about an hour ago:

www.thepoke.co.uk/2011/05/26/sculptor-takes-revenge-on-danish-marmite-ban/

(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Thu 26 May 2011, 17:26, archived)

I like this as it made me smile again...

Because I was not smiling before seeing this...

* I remember having the hots for her...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:23, archived)

sad news.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:43, archived)

that's terrible

She was my favourite page 3 girl - miles better than Sam Fox

;(

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 14:59, archived)

^ THIS

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:04, archived)

^This

(herman:D, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:08, archived)

i like kathy lloyd

but mizzi was lully as well.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:35, archived)

and Lucinda Lusardi always looked like she knew how to look after you...

in an experienced sort of way..

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:03, archived)

she was goyjus

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 May 2011, 15:01, archived)

Oh yes, nicely done

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:24, archived)

utter utter class, Sir

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 14:24, archived)

oh very good

*cleeeeck*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:25, archived)

Fortræffelig!

*Klik*
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:27, archived)

Agree

I'm Danish and as you might know, we currently try to ban anything browner than the average Scandinavian in Denmark.

My stepfather is British though, and through him I have come to know (and semi-love) Marmite.

Current news in Denmark are that it is not officially banned, but rather needs permission to be imported (as it is enriched with vitamins - Danes do not like too many vitamins).

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pallimut Ancient Lurker, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:43, archived)

Nice

(herman:D, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:31, archived)

utter brill!

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 25 May 2011, 14:35, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:40, archived)

Toppy shoppy!!

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Ninj, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:46, archived)

Bloody 'ell

Nicely done
Woo!

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Frogbeat, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:25, archived)

That's excellent, but I've no idea what it's about.

Is there some news I should be following?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:23, archived)

somebody has been spreading malicious rumours about the Danish banning Marmite

if I was them, I'd get a superinjunction!

www.uk.foedevarestyrelsen.dk/ImportExport/Legislation_on_import_of_food/Marmite_not_banned_in-Denmark.htm

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finnbar has officially retired, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:55, archived)

that's a belter :)

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prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:08, archived)

Fab!

Top shop sir

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:28, archived)

Great scott

It seems to be my b3taday!

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:29, archived)

Happy B3taday Squire!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:42, archived)

thank you!

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:43, archived)

wondeful stuff!

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enceladus, Wed 25 May 2011, 19:57, archived)

Better than a dead page 3 girl

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Shlvng, Thu 26 May 2011, 1:08, archived)

oh ! well done sir

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 26 May 2011, 21:23, archived)

Great!

I'm sorry I've only just around to telling you how great this pic is. Mermaid - Marmaid - Marmite, great work indeed.

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Q4nobody, Mon 30 May 2011, 11:08, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:00, archived)

Phwoar!

TGMTH

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Joliet, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:04, archived)

cor!

some red hot biscuit suggestiveness there, or am I just a massive pervert?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:07, archived)

I'd lick that party ring

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Joliet, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:12, archived)

I'd [VERB] their [NOUN]

EH? EH?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:13, archived)

Phwoar!

I bet that tastes salty!

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Joliet, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:14, archived)

o_0

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:17, archived)

Forbud mod disse modbydelige kiks!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:32, archived)

YaY

Biscuits

(herman:D, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:33, archived)

And a pic of Kat (as an excuse to write a line in which I may "hide" NSFW things).

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:48, archived)

mkay, not safe for work furry porn ....

ed: cheers :)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 May 2011, 13:50, archived)

HAHAHAAHA just saw the new toon

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 May 2011, 14:17, archived)

would

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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:50, archived)

the fatty?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:52, archived)

gayshift ended at 0600hrs

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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:53, archived)

then what are you still doing up?

HARHARHARHAR

*runs*

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:54, archived)

if only they were real....

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:04, archived)

nice war of the worlds reference :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:54, archived)

Where else would Martians land?

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:55, archived)

It's not about where, but when.

Halloween's their best bet for easy infiltration.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:56, archived)

I'll get round to finishing it off one day. I might even remove the odd artifacts that appeared on saving.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 May 2011, 14:31, archived)

My word, he gets fatter WHEN he's exercising!

And I guess the the Skunk's halfway there. No needing to bust out of clothes.
I suppose I should say this, but fat Art, flat Kat.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:54, archived)

Why is it always raining in your images?

Also, woo to Kat!

* I'll be back in a minute...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:54, archived)

You've done those complex backgrounds to make our job of art-without-cat even harder

FIEND!

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:15, archived)

Ha ha ha... He is such a git...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:18, archived)

What's the thing next to the sign?

It looks like a cross between an old iPod and a petrol pump.

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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 25 May 2011, 14:16, archived)

it's got a flux capacitor in it too

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:25, archived)

I think it's a bin

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 14:27, archived)

Lovely shapes and pose on that kat pic.

Chloe's head is a third of the size of one of her tits though!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:18, archived)

You are correct.

I'm not getting your point...?

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Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Wed 25 May 2011, 14:44, archived)

Nice shoes...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:19, archived)

Whatever *did* happen to Ogilvy the astronomer?

Did he die of embarrassment? Or lose everything he owned in a million-to-one accident?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:26, archived)

He had a cremation.

Surrounded by friends and onlookers.

And Martians.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 May 2011, 14:29, archived)

You're just adding backgrounds so I can't edit out the cat/woman hybrid thing now

Though truth be told I'm wanking meself daft over that picture of Chloe

while trying to work out what sort of animal she's crossed with

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:28, archived)

Skunk!

she smells somthing rotten down there.

he has a peg on his nose.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:40, archived)

see, my perfect woman would be crossed with skunk

just not the animal kind

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:45, archived)

don't know if you'd have ever come across this

but i was browsing through webcomic review sites earlier and came across this:
webcomicoverlook.com/2008/06/23/the-webcomic-overlook-46-sequential-art/
he gave you 3/5 but then you were defended by people in the comments...

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boris the spider, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:57, archived)

"It may be because Art, the main character, is obviously a self-insert of the author. This is an opinion, not a definitive statement, by the way, and it may turn out to be baseless. After all, Sequential Art does include a character by the name of “Phillip H. Jackson.” Sequential Phil, however, is a tiny hamster who rides around in a woman’s bosom. (How does this work out, anyway, when every other species is depicted to be human size?) Art, on the other hand, is a harried graphics designer who crashes on the couch and plays video games at home. I suspect Real World Phil might have more experience with the latter … though more power to him if he turns out to be the former."

You have to give him credit, he's right on the money

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:02, archived)

I actually like that guy's reviews

I wasted an hour or so at work reading through them, mainly because I'm a massive nerd.

To be fair to JJ, I seem to remember him once commenting that if he were turned on by the furry stuff he draws he'd never be able to get anything done, or words to that effect.

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boris the spider, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:04, archived)

that review is way too idiosyncratic

and bizarrely over critical. I doubt anyone will take it seriously

the strip speaks for itself, getting verbose and critical about it is missing the point

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:44, archived)

*misses point*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:46, archived)

Something tells me you wouldn't have been a fan of xkcdsucks then

getting over-critical and verbose about it was the entire point of that website.

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boris the spider, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:38, archived)

Spewing for a couple of thousand words is what a blogger does.

Some wierd pet peeve on how brand names are used? Someone unable to even see the charm in details like that doesn't deserve to have an opinion on webcomics at all. Garbage.

(macroscian (1 like), Wed 25 May 2011, 15:50, archived)

nah the weirder bit was complaining about people's names being changed to something that rhymes

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boris the spider, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:17, archived)

Attack

The Block?

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Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:51, archived)

*orders one-way ticket to Hull*

Click for bigger (327 kb)

(A Nonny Mouse, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:20, archived)

pioneering

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:23, archived)

ground-breaking, I'd say

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:30, archived)

Absolutely bloody mind-blowing, I'd say.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:30, archived)

I used to do that, but I was knot very good at it.

EDIT: And in other news: Just another five months to wait then?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:31, archived)

That was the date he predicted for the end of the world anyway

with the rapture due last saturday to get ready for the end.

My guess is he's hoping to die before then and avoid having to give refunds.

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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:44, archived)

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inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:35, archived)

he looks ill

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:39, archived)

Do you mind terribly if I call you an idiot?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:35, archived)

...

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:37, archived)

Hello.

You seem to have violated /board's unclear, protean and unevenly-applied moral code. You should therefore prepare to accept some abuse.

I bet you drive a brown car.
Most of it will be more cutting than that.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:44, archived)

The moral code is subjective, but quite clear.

If you are being offensive then it needs to be funny.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:47, archived)

^this

I'm all for offensive humour, but the joke must be good. This is where Frankie Boyle falls down

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:48, archived)

I'm sure King Mong was funny once, circa 1954

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:49, archived)

^This

Anything is fair game as long as it is funny.

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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:50, archived)

I've got this bit of toap for when Steve Jobs dies.

EDIT - Then picture removed. - /EDIT
It's not funny yet as it too soon.

(waxdart hello., Wed 25 May 2011, 13:55, archived)

oh christ

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:00, archived)

I literally just discovered that a friend and colleague has cancer

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 May 2011, 14:31, archived)

Well that sucks

I took the pic off.

(waxdart hello., Wed 25 May 2011, 15:20, archived)

Oh, for sure.

With the proviso that the more offensive an image, the harder it'll be to make it funny.

My gut feeling is that Down's jokes (and Auschwitz jokes) are likely to be almost impossible to make sufficiently funny.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:52, archived)

*points to front page*

Yes. You have to put effort into making something offensive hilarious. 'Arbeit Macht Funny' as they say.

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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:57, archived)

*sees it*

*shrugs*
There's no accounting for the magic donkey.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:59, archived)

Did I miss a meeting?

when was this sort of thing considered a no go?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:54, archived)

It would appear that being a regular has something to do with it.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:57, archived)

i think Enzyme's just doing the whole questioning the /board's morals thing...

no doubt lines will be drawn between 9/11, hillsborough, holocaust and the vietnamese guy getting shot in the face etc.

I made my comment above because it's be bindunned to death. I work for a lot of people with down's and it's a great source of schadenfreude and a couple of them are complete cunts.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:59, archived)

Yep. This.

I happen not to find Down's jokes all that amusing. I'd rather they weren't made, to be honest. But there've been things posted before that are significantly more off-colour that are ignored at worst, and sometimes attract W/Y/H responses.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:03, archived)

agreed

it seems to be because down's jokes seem to consist of "haha look a mong"

offensiveness can be good though. I was INTERNETMAD because it was boring, not particularly offensive.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:07, archived)

I BET YOU DRIVE A BROWN CAR!!!!11!

*looks up* oh shit..

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:47, archived)

I was careful to say "most",

rather than "all".

:)

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:49, archived)

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BROWN CAR

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:51, archived)

Brrrrrm! Brrrrrrrm!

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:55, archived)

sweet spastic jape

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:49, archived)

this always makes me chuckle

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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:20, archived)

I bet you drive a brown car!

(is this a meme?)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 May 2011, 13:49, archived)

only if you have a brown car

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:53, archived)

I have a red bicycle.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 May 2011, 13:59, archived)

INSUFFICIENT

GAME OVER

*looks down* woah, mindpiss..

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:06, archived)

It's too brown.

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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:54, archived)

I don't like the font

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 May 2011, 13:56, archived)

Game over, man

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:59, archived)

Not as far as I know.

I just thought I'd throw in the most pathetically ineffectual insult I could. I'm more than happy to donate it for public use, though.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:04, archived)

I think it's worthy and should be shouted at everyone for mild infractions.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 May 2011, 14:16, archived)

*blushes*

Awwww! Thanks!

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:21, archived)

This.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:34, archived)

Not one of my better efforts

(historic RP)

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Joliet, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:06, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:17, archived)

*moral outrages*

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:20, archived)

Hahaha

nice reflections

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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:28, archived)

Excuse me, I need a piss

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:16, archived)

hahaha

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:17, archived)

Thats Virgin on slander

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:18, archived)

has rob taken out a superinjunction?

For the record, I'd just like to say that rob certainly was NOT chained to a ________, had his _____ pissed ___ by Richard _________ or allegedly _______ up the _____

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:22, archived)

: )

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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:26, archived)

hahaah

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 May 2011, 13:25, archived)

It's the internetz cunt!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:31, archived)

and rob!

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:40, archived)

*urinates*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:31, archived)

Official challenge suggestion thread

This week's fab four are as follows:

Real World Anime - bring anime into the real world: Picachu police dogs, manga film stars. giant robots attacking London, etc.

One word challenge: Biscuits

Peter Cushing: it's his birthday tomorrow. Celebrate by 'shopping the Hammer House of Horror Hero.

New Tory Policies - like fruit machines in the post office to immediately take back benefits.

And here's the magic vote device:

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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:30, archived)

I'm voting with AV this week

1. New Tory Polices
2. Biscuits
3. Peter Cushing

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rob, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:32, archived)

1. Biscuits
2. Peter Cushing
3. New Tory Policies

does that mean biscuits wins?

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:33, archived)

TOAPs it is then:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:49, archived)

I vote biscuits!

Now, to read what I'm actually voting for...

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Joliet, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:32, archived)

this

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:38, archived)

Aside from the endless Whoopee Cushing gags that will crop up, I like the idea of a Cushing Tribute

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:32, archived)

Whoopee Goldberg is getting married to Peter Cushing

but she's keeping her name as it's effectively a very well known brand and she doesn't want to confuse the movie going public.

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rob, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:34, archived)

Goldberg-Cushing?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:35, archived)

Sounds like a law firm.

minus a letter 'r'.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:36, archived)

Goldbeg-Cushing?

'ris'?

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sumdarkplace is what really killed the radio star, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:25, archived)

^WINNAR

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:35, archived)

I thought she was marrying Gerard Depardieu?

;)

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Ninj, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:36, archived)

Reminds me of a golf joke...

Vijay Singh is going to propose to Fanny Sunesen. He wants to make her Fanny Singh.

(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:47, archived)

what about the endless seamy joke-free headswaps?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:46, archived)

don't worry

I'm sure we'll get plenty of those

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:50, archived)

That'll happen whatever the challenge

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:50, archived)

hat swaps!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:06, archived)

I'm going to shop

Peter Cushing's head onto a malted milk biscuit.

Comedy like that just writes itself.

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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:07, archived)

pity it wasn't a cake...

/Grand Moff Parkin

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:13, archived)

Hahaha

Yes, cakes would have been better.

Oh well, I'll just have to make do with Blood Beast TerrOreo or Doctor Terror's House of Hobnobs.

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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:20, archived)

Custard Cream and Cream Again

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:23, archived)

Peter Cushing

Smashing chap!

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Ninj, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:32, archived)

I've met Peter Cushing.

I type "met".

I mean "saw him on the telly once".

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:34, archived)

I've got his autograph

Sent off for it in the mid 80s before Ebay was invented :)

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Ninj, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:37, archived)

Racist.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:39, archived)

I clicked Peter Cushing :D

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:32, archived)

#7 - The most stylish ways to go postal in your dreary grey faceless office.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:33, archived)

I bet it involves velvet, petrol and copious amounts of peanut butter.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:34, archived)

a smoking jacket, fez, and an air of vaguely amused disdain.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:35, archived)

All best laid plans invlove a smoking jacket.

This is the truth, therefore it is science.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:41, archived)

Exception = Hannibal

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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:57, archived)

Cushing!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:33, archived)

biscuits!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:39, archived)

or: MARMITE

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:34, archived)

BISUITS

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:34, archived)

what Mono said. Or is the missing 'C' one of those jokes I'm too late for

I voted for Tory policies, but if it is bisuits and not biscuits, I want to jump ship.

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unclepills, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:26, archived)

I'm firmly in the biscuits camp

there are more than enough lollitics on b3ta without it being teh compo

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:34, archived)

There's more than enough Ginger Nuts as well...

/sorry Rob

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:35, archived)

More than I can handle

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:41, archived)

Wobbly in depth analysis:

1. Real World Anime: Could be fun but will prompt Hulk PeaRoasts and Audi adds
2. Biscuits: THIS!
3. Peter Cushing: I will do a VAG CREAM in the morning ~~VAG~~ VAB
4. New Tory Policies: Politics is bollocks!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:39, archived)

Ahem! Ahem! They should call it ...

Bolloloticks! Ahem! Ahem!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:41, archived)

...HAWTTV

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:42, archived)

^ What she said

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:42, archived)

* What happened to having one of this weeks choices, the runner up from last week?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:41, archived)

It is also National Geek Pride day.

Just thought I'd put that out there

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:43, archived)

* awaits Geek Planking images...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:55, archived)

BISCUITS, BISCUITS, BISCUITS!!!

One word challenges are always best

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Q4nobody, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:51, archived)

this! (on toats with cheese)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:55, archived)

+ marmite

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:56, archived)

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:57, archived)

and a cup of tea

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:58, archived)

*chokes laughing*

you should post more

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 13:00, archived)

you're too kind

:)

unfortunately I need to go and learn all the bits of the eye, neck, brain, ear and face before 9 in the morning tomorrow... so I probably should get going

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:04, archived)

Sounds like you're in need of a head Exam?

Good luck Prof

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Q4nobody, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:12, archived)

could we have animals in hats next week please

thanks very much

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:12, archived)

I vote for Obama Boom-ba-yay

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:17, archived)

what are busuits?

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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:27, archived)

Biscuits

(herman:D, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:33, archived)

hmmmmm

I know fuck all about 1) anime or 4) tory policies
Peter Cushing - maybe.

But I do know a lot about biscuits.....

so I vote biscuits.
I think.

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:00, archived)

By popular* request

Today I will be having a pint of Samuel Smith's Alpine lager, followed by a ham and tomato baguette and a packet of salt and vinegar french fries. What are you having?

* may not be popular

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:17, archived)

cor!

roast chicken dinner with a banana and 1.5l of Sainsbury Taste the difference Freshly Squeezed Orange Juice with bits, hyperactives Griffy

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:19, archived)

juice with bits is the best kind of juice

and roast chicken dinner sounds great right now :)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:22, archived)

I made a sandwich

of ham and chinese leaf with salad cream.
And I had an apple and a banana and some kind of yoghurt thing with blueberries in it.
/Healthy blog

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:20, archived)

that sounds braw!

(except the salad cream, ew)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:22, archived)

Well you're having Sam Smith's so ner

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:24, archived)

it's great

I get to sit with the guys I buy the Big Issue from

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:25, archived)

Awww ... !

How is your mum?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:31, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:32, archived)

Ace!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:35, archived)

left over spicy rice/chick pea/spinich thing that i had the other night

Desi curry seabrooks crisps
tea
large helping of sitting at my desk preping artwork for a printer.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:21, archived)

leftovers FTW

less so the prepping

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:24, archived)

popular with me

nice facts, Mike

After all the Foodie lovelines going on down there, I'm just having a frozen* value Morrison's Mince Beef and Dumplings ready meal, with perhaps a cup of coffee

*I'm still defrosting the bugger

*edit* I could really do with some Anything Goes right now

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:22, archived)

have chips with that

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:25, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:39, archived)

pfft!

aceness!!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:40, archived)

This is an oldie though

Haven't you seen this before?

I was making a series, with another b3tard every time.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:03, archived)

I have yes

but I'd forgotten it until now

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 13:13, archived)

brillianceness

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:52, archived)

Woo!

Vegetable Mulligatawny soup, Hummus and plain tortillas and a big old drink of H2O.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:22, archived)

ooh I love a mulligatawney

and hummus always gets a *click* around here

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:26, archived)

I had crackerbreads

three with cream cheese and three with black pepper pate. But I did have a fat bastard lunch of beef pad kee mao. Nyom.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 May 2011, 12:23, archived)

you lose points for the cream cheese

but make up for them with the black pepper pate

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:27, archived)

I'll be having a few german sausages from Lidl

on a submarine roll with some fried onions. I'll also be jealously thinking about your Samuel Smith's lager.

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kingofpork is the king of pork, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:25, archived)

braw!

though can you not nip out to squeeze in a cheeky pint?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:28, archived)

Tea, fags and wanking.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:25, archived)

Lunch of champions!

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Joliet, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:27, archived)

it's what I'd be having if I was at home, if I'm brutally honest

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:29, archived)

4. sleep

5. profit

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:29, archived)

\o/

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:31, archived)

from down below:

Toast, with lots of butter and marmite. The icey cold extra mature cheddar put on in thick slices, with beans and sausages (and a knob of butter) that have been boiling for about 20 mins (so they're nice and thick) poured straight on top. This congeals into a mature sharp and creamy bit of food.

Mix with a large cup of tea and a packet of beef monster munch

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:26, archived)

Cor!

have Woucester sauce with that!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:31, archived)

don't eat things 'from down below'

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:37, archived)

\o/

I have just eaten a Muller Light Toffee yoghurt (which is on offer in Iceland at the moment - 5 for £2 - not sure it's worth it after flights are paid for though)

I shall probably wander down the road and see if some food outlet here will sell me something that hasn't been scraped off the carriageway that morning.

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Joliet, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:27, archived)

roadkill FTW

my top Muller tip is to buy a large pot of plain yoghurt and a tin of fruit in syrup (black cherries are the best) - that way you can make endless fruit corners for a fraction of the price

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:32, archived)

That's just crazy enough to work!

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Joliet, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:33, archived)

asda have then at 25p each at the moment.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:33, archived)

What is this a Guardian cookery supplement?

I'm having beans on toast with cup of tea

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:28, archived)

No marmite?!

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Joliet, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:29, archived)

As a rule i don't mix yeast and beans

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:31, archived)

Such a versatile axiom

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Joliet, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:35, archived)

have some cheese with that

I don't like cheese myself but I understand it's popular with "the kids"

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:34, archived)

what's weird, is that there'll be a whole generation of b3tans here that don't even know what a Dave the Hat is

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:29, archived)

Sacrilege!

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:34, archived)

O_o

Nah, that can't be right.

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Joliet, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:37, archived)

It's true

someone asked only yesterday

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:41, archived)

BURN THE HEATHEN!

*raises merry hell in the office*

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 25 May 2011, 13:01, archived)

What's weird, is that b3ta is old enough to consider b3tans to fall into generations...

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RedHouse over yonder, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:42, archived)

meh! I remember when all this was HOUPLA

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:46, archived)

and whatever happened to Panowie?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:54, archived)

The gentlemen are still present

but rarely speak out

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RedHouse over yonder, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:59, archived)

I remember when it was mostly just DutchBird and Bovine

and the rest of us would watch

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:10, archived)

Or to go waaaaay back in time

Dr Phil Kitten :D

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:15, archived)

Sacré bleu!

I'm not even an old b3tan and I thought of this as a blast from the past.

(Vega31, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:44, archived)

Dave the who?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:03, archived)

you're thinking of Dr. Who

... but in a sexual way

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:10, archived)

It's only a matter of time

until Richard Digance does a song about him.

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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:24, archived)

Today I be eating..

A ploughmans baguette, a big bar of Galaxy Caramel washed down with Pepsi Max.
MONSTER!

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:32, archived)

Braw!

though you lose points for the sugar-free drink, I'm afraid

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:36, archived)

I have to look after the figure...

And I will when I find her...

_{Ba-dum tsh}

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:41, archived)

Some raisin bread with cheese and coburger ham, buttered krentenbollen,

a box of mixed fruit parts (pineapple, mango, 2 types of apple, grapes), a large mug of earl grey tea and half a litre of buttermilk

okidokis mediocre

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:32, archived)

you kerazy forrins

and your kerazy food stuffs.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:36, archived)

that sounds braw!

have maatjesharing with that

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:40, archived)

Ooooh

I guess I will have that tomorrow

*too lazy to go out again and cross the street for it blog*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:07, archived)

two FRIED bacon sammiges (one with fried egg and one with brown sauce), 3 double chocolate cadbury's fingers, and a large mug of tea

there is also some rhubarb crumble in the fridge which I am intending to save for a treat which I will give myself in a couple of hours...

I love shirking from home

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:33, archived)

RHUBARB CRUMBLE!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:39, archived)

next to the birth of my son this is probably proudest moment of my life...!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:41, archived)

\o/

my own rhubarb should be ready to pick in a week or two :)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:45, archived)

next door's cat has decided that my rhubarb is the perfect place to roll around

and that the indentations I have dug for my asparagus are a group of fresh shitters into which he should shit at his own merry whim.

I'm normally a peaceful and animal loving individual but I am tempted to flay the animal and wear it's skin as a hat

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:50, archived)

I bought 250 wooden kebab skewers from the 99p shop

the bits of my garden where I don't want the cat to shit look like a porcupine right now, but it works

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:52, archived)

I was thinking or planting a border of wild garlic

apparently they dislike the smell... and I love the taste so everybody wins

... although your idea will probably be adopted in the mean time ... I might even place some of my GI Joe action men in amongst the skewers!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:54, archived)

This sounds a plan

My Rhubarb isn't doing too well at the moment

The Courgettes in the greenhouse are flourishing though - first flower opened today
\0/

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:58, archived)

well done those courgettes

my beans have started flowering and my strawberries but much of the other stuff is just doing away... I was looking at the celery this morning and it's going yellow so I think I'll need to find some other feed for it

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:00, archived)

strawberries are full of flowers

but I bet the bastard Squirrels eat them all

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 13:01, archived)

~~cat~~ MILF

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:13, archived)

Braw!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:07, archived)

Char-Grilled Chicken, with a nice dollop of Ratatouille alongside it.

possibly some rice, although I may opt for flatbreads.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:38, archived)

cor, that sounds lovely

see if you can rustle up some hummus

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:43, archived)

Utterly lovely

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:08, archived)

Ham hock and mature cheddar sandwich

crisps and 500 ml of Coca~Cola

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:38, archived)

braw!

full-fat Coke, I hope

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:42, archived)

Oh, but of course!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:47, archived)

I managed to get hold of Kosha coke the other week

FUCK ME! Those Jews have it much better than we do!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:51, archived)

... the difference being that they use real cane sugar

rather than high fructose corn syrup...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:57, archived)

CANE SUGAR!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:05, archived)

A lovely fresh home made Ham & Cheese salad.

~~lovely fresh~~ hot and sweaty
* It has sat in my car all morning!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:44, archived)

treat yourself to some crisps

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:46, archived)

I may have to... all the lettuce has gone watery and the cheese tastes like jiz!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:57, archived)

Today on International Towel Day I shall be having three pints of beer and some packets of peanuts:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:53, archived)

three pints? at lunchtime?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:56, archived)

Well the world is going to end in four minutes!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:08, archived)

as it turned out I had three pints in the sunshine

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:34, archived)

for the protein

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:56, archived)

ahem

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:09, archived)

pfffft

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 May 2011, 13:15, archived)

Your mum has piles!:O

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:17, archived)

hahahahahah

beautifully written

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:38, archived)

Truly wonderful!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:58, archived)

small chip butty

small chicken tikka bun
can of sprite
belms charles

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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:02, archived)

1200g of strawberries and a cup of coffee!

I love English strawberry season.

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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:10, archived)

you gonna be shitting through the eye of a needle

come tomorrow.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:32, archived)

Ma toys!

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Ninj, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:09, archived)

oh god no

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:11, archived)

that's an impressive collection

you'd think she'd look happier.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:13, archived)

She slipped...

...and one's still up her arse

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Ninj, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:14, archived)

on full speed.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:17, archived)

More COAL!

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:22, archived)

Ahhh, the 'Bonneville Manoeuvre'...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:17, archived)

hahaha

is that one out in the wide world or are we still not allowed to talk about it?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:22, archived)

I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:30, archived)

She's run out of lube

and her clunge has the consistency of a split walnut

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:17, archived)

Floggingdildo

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:17, archived)

Brilliant

After a few drinks last week I think I woke up the next morning alongside her less attractive older sister.................

(what day is it?, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:19, archived)

Ooh!

Rocket ships!

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Joliet, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:28, archived)

G sus

Scary stuff Ninj. Totem pole dildos!

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Q4nobody, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:54, archived)

Hehehe...

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Ninj, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:56, archived)

"And this one goes up the bum..."

"I call it MaShitty..."

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:29, archived)

Denmark we love you, but seriously? Don’t make us come over there!

Something is rotten in the state of Denmark....

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:11, archived)

mmmmmm- marmite

on hot buttered toats

*drools*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:13, archived)

nom nom nom

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:14, archived)

YES YES YES YES

Great for when you're getting over being poorly and need something like chicken soup but you're vegetarian like me, this is just as good and lovely.

:9 :9 :9 :9

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Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:19, archived)

Mature extra marmite ftw!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:20, archived)

on crumpets with extra mature cheese on top

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:24, archived)

Or soldiers for boiled heggles and soldiers!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:24, archived)

HALT!

marmite and eggs?

actually - do you offer marmite at Chez Ghost? what do the forrins think of it?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:25, archived)

Yup.

On the toast:)
Also a fantastic stock for spag bol!
EDIT: Although I have to say the weirdest and best I've found is very finely chopped chicken livers with the mince. Tastes fantastic and you get it piss off people who don't eat offal when you tell them as they love it too.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:26, archived)

oooh - good call sir

good call indeed!

*edit* *bokes over chicken liver comment*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:27, archived)

They are highly nom.

You should reconsider your strategy, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:30, archived)

hmm - I'm the kind of person who picks out the kidney from steak and kidney pie

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:31, archived)

Kidneys are vile, and you're right to do that (I do too)

However, Chicken livers are top grade stuff, and worthy of your attention.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:33, archived)

hmm - OK....

I'll take that into consideration and get back to you....

*puts on hold*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:35, archived)

You two strike me as the kind of people who like Haggis but don't like Faggots.

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Joliet, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:35, archived)

yummy Haggis

never had Faggots

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:36, archived)

It's like Haggis in gravy

Beardedwife loves haggis but hates faggots. My mind cannot comprehend that.

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Joliet, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:38, archived)

Faggots are ace.

Not especially keen on Haggis, though. Kidneys are a texture thing for me...
*shivers*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:37, archived)

Perhaps you haven't had a decent haggis

there's a lot of shit haggis around that's not very tasty.

Faggots are good.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:39, archived)

haggis, faggots, black pudding, mushrooms and gravy

WITH MARMITE!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:45, archived)

Can I swap the black pudding and marmite for an extra faggot please?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:46, archived)

tell you what, you can have my faggot for the marmite

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:49, archived)

Now you're just being facetious!

;)

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:47, archived)

haha!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:49, archived)

This could well be true.

I shall investigate better purveyors of said Haggis.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:48, archived)

proper Scottish Haggis for the Win

nice and peppery!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:49, archived)

MacSween's

www.macsween.co.uk/

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:51, archived)

Oh, top link, sir!

Thank you!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:55, archived)

our Scotlandish colleagues bring us those now and then!

yum :)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:16, archived)

All the more for me then

*NYOM!*

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Joliet, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:39, archived)

oooh - Polar Opposite

It's a Texture thing with both Kidneys and Liver for me

My Mum used to make us Liver and Onions for tea, and I hated the dryness and bitter taste

I used to eat it though - well you did in those days

I could see my daughter in floods of tears and on hunger strike if I put that in front of her

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:39, archived)

Faggots made me physically sick when I was a kid.

O_o

Disclaimer: This is not a homophobic comment

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:42, archived)

WHAT! Starts to unfurl ranibow flag

*Reads the disclaimer* Ah, fair point, tinned / boxed commercial faggots are rank. I've had proper chef made ones that were all of the yummy.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:45, archived)

I had the same reaction with Tripe

*gags at the thought and memory*

what were my parents thinking?

There's an ad on Commercial radio extolling the virtues of Mr Brain's Faggots at the moment

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:48, archived)

*bokes*

We used to feed our dogs tripe, the smell of it cooking was bad enough.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:51, archived)

Tripe is simply disgusting.

My father used to eat that crap. Then again, he used to eat beef dripping sandwiches, so no great shock there, then.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:00, archived)

now I used to like Pork Dripping on Toast

with lots of salt and pepper

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:04, archived)

*bokes*

That's just rank.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:05, archived)

isn't that just lard?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:15, archived)

Sounds worryingly like it...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:35, archived)

I like many offals

but also cannot abide kidneys. I wouldn't pick them out though, I'd simply get another pie.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:38, archived)

Steak And Ale for the Win!

*edit*

Are we all secret Foodies? Any thread with a mention of food around lunchtime gets a flood of replies

should the site be renamed 3ta.com?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:40, archived)

/\ This post entirely consists of the truth!

*edit*

Pfft! I don't think it's much of a secret. *waddles over to fridge*

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Joliet, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:41, archived)

and it brings together all the nicest of b3tans

I'm not saying anything about you quiet lurkers out there, I don't know you, but I bet you're there, silently reading, but staying strangely quiet, just lurking in the shadows

and I bet you've all got smashing blouses on

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:46, archived)

It's only a t-shirt

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:20, archived)

Now we're cooking!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:41, archived)

Vegetable Mulligatawny soup for my lunch :D

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:43, archived)

I miss Dave the Facts

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:43, archived)

How about a marmite based DTF special today?

any volunteers?

whatever happened to Duke of Prunes?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:46, archived)

He went on an outing with Dick Beattie and never returned

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:49, archived)

what happened to the Puke of Drunes

come to that matter

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:53, archived)

anyone got a hotline to Flowerpot?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:50, archived)

Or Evilscary?

What happened to him?

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:53, archived)

was he a Dave the Facts™ Official Deputy®?

Haven't seen or heard of him for ages... think I've even got an email address for him somewhere

*checks pocketses*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:55, archived)

Ah... his profile says something about work and jobs and that.

Harsh.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:56, archived)

I had a quick spazz for the source image

but I can only find the Lunch of the Day gif

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:55, archived)

I was just looking too

dave the facts on google turns up nothing

I did find this though:
www.b3ta.com/board/5419780

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:58, archived)

It's all redexing for me :(

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:00, archived)

it was more the conversation

thread is so old, the images have all died

see below though

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:05, archived)

emvee

got one:

www.b3ta.com/board/10022555

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:03, archived)

An original DoP would be better

but I can't find any either.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:19, archived)

very much this

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:51, archived)

Chicken livers, eh?

*makes mental note*

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:29, archived)

It makes the who thing really rich and earthy:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:30, archived)

*Roger Daltreys*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:32, archived)

Ghostie, have you got your handy guide to

'What Riverghost Actually Means Rather Than The Garbled Nonsense In His Posts' around at the moment?

I feel in need of it.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:36, archived)

hehehe

"Things what I really mean, rather than my hurriedly typed and ill- thought out posts"

No Offence Ghostie :)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:38, archived)

'Whole thing' sorry

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:39, archived)

No Sweat, mon brave, no sweat

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:46, archived)

hahahaha

has it got the new Facebook supplement?

;D

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:56, archived)

I believe there's an ap for that

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:22, archived)

That is motherflippin' genius!

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Joliet, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:29, archived)

The marmite or chicken liver?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:30, archived)

All of it

Don't listen to evil Bilbo for he is evil

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Joliet, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:34, archived)

*evils*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:41, archived)

this rocks!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:27, archived)

Absolutely this

The strangest combo i've found is toast, with lots of butter and marmite. The icey cold extra mature cheddar put on in thick slices, with beans and sausages (and a knob of butter) that have been boiling for about 20 mins (so they're nice and thick) poured straight on top.

This congeals into a mature sharp and creamy bit of food.

Shit, i'm so making that in a minute :D

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:30, archived)

baked beans with melted cheese and marmite (optional chilli sauce) is good too

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:32, archived)

Oh i love a bit of hot sauce in my beans on toast

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:34, archived)

But what hot sauce?

Encona extra hot pepper sauce for me :D

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:35, archived)

Louisiana Hot Sauce

Brought a big bottle back from canada a few months ago but its nearly empty :(

www.louisianapepper.com/ (horse free)

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:40, archived)

:D I loves me some hot sauce.

I use Dave's Insanity sauce for cooking.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:47, archived)

Encona has either got milder over the years or I've lost my taste buds

I went through a little phase of Insanity Sauce and Dave's sauces. I have a bottle of Ass Blaster yet to open. BBQ season will be it's debut!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:49, archived)

Hahaha ass blaster?!

I haven't had ring sting for quite a while.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:56, archived)

it comes in it's own outhouse...

www.chilliworld.com/SP6.asp?p_id=256

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:57, archived)

LMFAO

www.hotsauceemporium.co.uk/detail.php?prodID=30

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:01, archived)

hahahah!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:18, archived)

you bastard!

Where do you live?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:33, archived)

*takes detailed notes*

Lunchtime is entirely too far away!

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Joliet, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:36, archived)

Chips, beans, cheese, marmite.

/win

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:32, archived)

Minus the beans, and you've got me.

*rumbles*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:57, archived)

Right on!

*High fives with a buttery marmitey sticky hand*

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:21, archived)

yay!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:26, archived)

Denmark's never laughed so hard

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:15, archived)

No one got this upset when they banned Rice Krispies

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:15, archived)

*burns embassy*

*listens to it going snap crackle and pop*

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:16, archived)

ha ha :D

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:18, archived)

Because deep down, I don't think any one really 'trusts' Rice Crispies

noisey bloody puffed up ~~wheat,~~ Umm rice

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:19, archived)

It's a box of air that rattles

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:20, archived)

A description that ironically also

fits one of the sales managers here to a tee.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:23, archived)

*stifled lols*

actually, that just spilled out as an audible splutter

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:28, archived)

wheat?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:23, archived)

Ah, good point well made.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:25, archived)

There would have been a crunchy nut cornflake outcry though!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:22, archived)

hell yeah!

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monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:35, archived)

Wouldn't have anyhting to do with

Rice Crispies being a Merkin invention...?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:26, archived)

No that's crabs:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:31, archived)

i don't know what annoys me more

The fact that there are people in the world who don't like marmite (cheese and marmite on toast = king of all snacks), or that this has brought out the morons who love to quote the advertising drivel that they've had implanted by the idiot box.

Comment in that link: "You either love it or hate it, I guess the Danes hate it!"

Oh fkin LOL mate, guess they should've gone to specsavers simples too. Idiots.

*breathes*

Woo to the pic

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:16, archived)

Hahaha!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:17, archived)

Calm down, dear

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:18, archived)

*guilty lolz*

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:19, archived)

hahahaha :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:21, archived)

^this^

Like twunts who use the phrase lastminute dot com , when they mean last minute, and think they are hilarious

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:27, archived)

Ashamedly, I know people like that.

*cringes*

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:30, archived)

I bet they use the word "Hoover"

to signify any vacuum cleaner, too. Immolation's too good for them.

Are there really people who do that with the phrase "last minute"? Crikey.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:34, archived)

several in my office

Hoover I can uinderstand cos it's shorter than vaccuum cleaner

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:41, archived)

^^^ this too

god person x is BORED.COM

Woman X is TIRED.COM

FUCK OFF

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:44, archived)

I may be about to commit heresy...

... but cheese on toast with Marmite isn't as good as cheese on toast with Worcester Sauce.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:28, archived)

this also is Exceptionally good

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:34, archived)

I appreciate the Worcester

but i'm still in the marmite camp

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:43, archived)

I'm sure there'll be thriving Marmite-based black market soon

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:16, archived)

brown market?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:18, archived)

YOUR BOTH RACIST.

AND GAY

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:22, archived)

GRAYCIST!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:22, archived)

A sticky brown market

hmmmmmm

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:22, archived)

Racist.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:26, archived)

Smashing stuff sir!!

*Clicky*

:D

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Ninj, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:17, archived)

*boycotts Lego*

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:19, archived)

are you sure?

I thought it was Botham's?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:21, archived)

hahahahahaaha

you big daft silly!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:23, archived)

Oh, Forbes -

You really are a special kind of special, aren't you?

And I don't think that I could seriously countenance a boycott of Lego. I may not have played with any for years, but I'm made much happier by the thought that I could if I wanted.

Incidentally: is anyone else struck by the resemblance between a Lego man and R**n G**gs?

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:25, archived)

Speaking of which, I'm currently downloading a compromising video of Imogen Thomas with a mystery man

could take a while though, it's 11 Giggs

I *heart* Twitter for stuff like ^this

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:28, archived)

Oh, well done!

This is actually the first Giggs joke I've heard that's been even close to funny.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:30, archived)

that's class!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:30, archived)

i'm stealing that

Cheggers style

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:37, archived)

Bloody-hell! Of course!!!!

*Goes off to build a Danish flag out of Lego to burn* ....finds I don't have enough red bricks...bugger

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:24, archived)

Pastries!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:25, archived)

*applies zippo to an almond swirl*

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:31, archived)

Burning plastic.

mmmMMMMmmm. Toxic.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:26, archived)

I've been buying Chinese bootLego

The vehicles the instructions tell you to build out of it all look really commie, so much that when some friends came round the other night they re-enacted Tiananmen Square with them

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:27, archived)

Yeah I read that too. I love the claim from expats that they're going to flout the ban.

'ningles matey:)

EDIT: Britian should retaliate by banning Danish bacon (and it's dubious animal welfare policies).

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:20, archived)

Ningles fella

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:22, archived)

I expect Sandi Toksvig will make good use of this on this week's News Quiz

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:25, archived)

As an insomniac

Beeb4 comedy is a lifesaver!

It's a shame the The Unbelievable Truth has finished for now.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:26, archived)

Dubious?

Fucking outright medieval, more like.

Edit: Danish bacon is shite, anyhow. Pumped full of water, all that foul white foam comes out of it when it's cooking... Bleaurgh!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:25, archived)

Medieval?

Back then animals were prized as they meant that taxes were paid and families didn't starve!
They wouldn't raid a pig on concrete or forklift pallets! If find it laughable that what is considered posh quality food these days is in reality food that is raised in a vaguely humain way.
People laugh at what is eaten in Eastern cultures and just eat the same thing, of poorer quality, just diguised. THere's parts they eat that no self respecting Eastener would touch with a 10 foot junk pole!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:03, archived)

We should start burning Danish bacon until they revoke the ban.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:26, archived)

We should ~~start~~ burn~~ing~~ Danish bacon until ~~they revoke the ban~~ it's sorry.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:29, archived)

Mmmmmmm.....bacon.......

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:30, archived)

Ite.

The king of the marms. The queen is of course alade.

(twattybanjo, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:00, archived)

The law will change once Tesco invades and conquers

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:09, archived)

Quick, shit and prolly bindun to death

And big too (sorry)

(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:31, archived)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:00, archived)

Hahahaha

Nice one:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:03, archived)

ha ha, this sounds like someone is not getting their oats away ;)

woo

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:04, archived)

Best of all the Burt Reynolds as spunk movies

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:08, archived)

I don't understand it, but I like it

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:08, archived)

Considering Allen's track record

I'd be afraid to ask anything

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:10, archived)

Just some silliness.

deris

London Bash

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 May 2011, 10:38, archived)

Hahaha...

Right on cue!

:)

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Ninj, Wed 25 May 2011, 10:42, archived)

The video is fantastic.

It looks like a beloved but now senile, family retainer than no one has the heart to take out to pasture. Just at the wrong moment he gets free and totters around the hall looking for a billiards room that hasn't existed since 1947. :P

EDIT: Either that or there's a second guy with the other one and Phillip has demanded they bring his really big chopsticks to the banquet as there may be forrin food.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 May 2011, 10:45, archived)

I've been told I'm not looking after my Snooker Equipment and Garden Vegetables properly...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 10:45, archived)

*pre-emptive spang*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 10:46, archived)

apparently at the last b3ta bash

everyone loved your username - you were the emvee of all your friends

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 10:50, archived)

Ahem...

...you HAVE been warned!

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Ninj, Wed 25 May 2011, 10:48, archived)

...there's a story behind that..

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 10:49, archived)

*walks backwards for a running spang*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 May 2011, 10:52, archived)

continue..... carefully.....

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 May 2011, 10:54, archived)

I've got to mind my Peas and Cues :)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:07, archived)

Oh, now you've done it....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:09, archived)

ouch!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:13, archived)

it's the only way

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:19, archived)

*forebodedededs*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 May 2011, 10:57, archived)

Arf!

in other news
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/23298#post23565

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:10, archived)

Cheers mate. I'll take you up on that.

I'll keep you informed on FB:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:24, archived)

cool.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:11, archived)

Why do film directors always look like tramps?

(in this case, Tim Burton)

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 25 May 2011, 11:19, archived)

Well the good ones anyway:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:31, archived)

now with added sound

Snooker Loopy Queen

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:48, archived)

I am tempted to purchase a Dannebrog just to show my solidarity with you on this piece of legislation.

de-ris

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 25 May 2011, 10:14, archived)

You are sooooooo wrong

ear wax is quite tasty

also... they banned rice crispies? what the fuck?

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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 25 May 2011, 10:20, archived)

they contain crack

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 May 2011, 10:31, archived)

Hahaha...

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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 25 May 2011, 10:44, archived)

Might be a film one day...

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Ninj, Wed 25 May 2011, 10:21, archived)

hehe

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 10:24, archived)

Haha!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 10:25, archived)

: )

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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 25 May 2011, 10:31, archived)

Challenge Everything!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 May 2011, 10:41, archived)

And she does apparently....

Click for bigger (103 kb)

(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:04, archived)

Strap ons demean girls?

What?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:09, archived)

not what, Pardon!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 9:10, archived)

Don't you repress me!

Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Come and see the violence inherent in The System!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:12, archived)

Bloody peasant!

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prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:14, archived)

bloody peasant!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 9:17, archived)

bloody pheasants.

*BANG!*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:48, archived)

Floody Beasants!

*waters*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 10:01, archived)

Bloody peasant!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 9:15, archived)

who shot who in the what now?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:12, archived)

The kids these days...

And topically, that's the last time I help out a noob:
b3ta.com/board/10430422

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:20, archived)

*sigh*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 9:21, archived)

next time stick to the script.

'welcome to b3ta you'll never leave'

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prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:37, archived)

perhaps an update is called for

Welcome to B3ta. You've had your fun, now f*ck off.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:53, archived)

*shakes head*

why are we attracting such 'snippy' people these days? It all used to be so nice here :(

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:42, archived)

oh, well that's rich coming from you...

;)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:49, archived)

Shut it, cock.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:52, archived)

Fuck you!

*slams biffa lid down*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:53, archived)

*waggles rodent*

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:55, archived)

*lifts lid*

*snatches*

*slams lid down again*

*eats*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:56, archived)

You spangle, that was my prize-winning jerboa!

*shuffles capybara away*

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:59, archived)

This is more like it

OLD SCHOOL ROCKS!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 10:01, archived)

new college bricks

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 10:10, archived)

Ancient nursery pebbles

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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 25 May 2011, 10:13, archived)

Modern Comprehensive Gravel

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 10:34, archived)

Best of all the Radiohead albums.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 May 2011, 10:57, archived)

*giggles*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:08, archived)

tssssk!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:52, archived)

Haha!

jog on

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 10:09, archived)

would

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prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:12, archived)

probably plastic

would could splinter
: )

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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:14, archived)

I like the one in the middle

although her feet are nearly as big as her danglers.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:52, archived)

*spits*

just noticed them :D

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prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Wed 25 May 2011, 10:06, archived)

Welcome to b3ta.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:13, archived)

Nice first post :)

*bends over*

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Frogbeat, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:28, archived)

I like the one with the tache

it would be tickly

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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:35, archived)

haha

marvellous

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:36, archived)

welcome aboard

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:41, archived)

Nicely done new person, welcome aboard :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:54, archived)

nice one n00b

chair, kitten, leave etc

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 10:10, archived)

Nicely nice

Thanks for all your responses, have been here for a while but only signed up last week, did the image Thursday had been waiting (in)patiently til noob Tuesday to post. The 'tache was meant to be a dirty sanchez, don't think you can quite make out the brown fingers on Lohan though!

(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Wed 25 May 2011, 10:21, archived)

keen as mustard

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 10:33, archived)

Holy Crap...

It's Wednesday already. This week is flying by for me. Morning!

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dogbomb, Wed 25 May 2011, 8:44, archived)

ha ha

took a while for me to get that

merkins call wednesday 'hump day', also known as 'wednesday' if you're married

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 25 May 2011, 8:52, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaahahahahahahahahahahaha

*stops laughing*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 9:10, archived)

whythankyou

i'm here all week

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 25 May 2011, 10:27, archived)

morninglols

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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 25 May 2011, 8:54, archived)

Haha

That has brightened up my morning :)

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:16, archived)

I feel so dirty now

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 25 May 2011, 8:38, archived)

Aniston Wednesday begins.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 25 May 2011, 8:52, archived)

let the gates of hell be opened

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 25 May 2011, 8:55, archived)

Camping forgot to carry the 1

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 25 May 2011, 10:03, archived)

...aaaand it ends

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:53, archived)

Needs more

Aniston nipples

(Smale is stuffed, Wed 25 May 2011, 8:56, archived)

there's enough tits in

those posters already

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 25 May 2011, 8:57, archived)

nice work sir

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 9:24, archived)

nice

i'd like to see her in more outfits like that.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:52, archived)

Really?

I'd like to see her in less outfits

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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 25 May 2011, 10:03, archived)

this also.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:11, archived)

meh

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LS18, Wed 25 May 2011, 7:49, archived)

GET OUT NOW

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 25 May 2011, 7:50, archived)

well, innit? :)

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LS18, Wed 25 May 2011, 7:53, archived)

Is the universe having a laugh?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 May 2011, 7:58, archived)

John and George, maybe

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LS18, Wed 25 May 2011, 7:59, archived)

O_O

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 May 2011, 7:59, archived)

Pfft!

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Frogbeat, Wed 25 May 2011, 8:34, archived)

ouch...

: )

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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 25 May 2011, 8:54, archived)

and now for todays VAG CREAM...

Happy Birthday Lauren Crace, Anthea Turner and today big wobbly one is Shannon Stewart (not linked as possibly NSFW).

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 May 2011, 7:31, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 May 2011, 7:31, archived)

bleagh, Anthea "Stomach" Turner

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 25 May 2011, 7:50, archived)

Yeah,,, and I am not quite sure why Lauren Crace gives me the horn?

EDIT: Just time to knock one more out before work...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 May 2011, 7:58, archived)

she had her tits cut off in holby last night

sorry, i mean elective mastectomy.

*TV by proxy via Mrs Thor's viewing habits*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:56, archived)

I don;t know who these ladies are

but I wish them a happy birthday and all

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 May 2011, 7:59, archived)

You don't know Anthea Turner?

I though everyone ~~had had~~ knew Anthea Turner???

Also: NING!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 May 2011, 8:01, archived)

NING sir!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 May 2011, 8:03, archived)

and her cock

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIRMpEssB-k

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 May 2011, 8:32, archived)

O_O

That's a lovely song...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 May 2011, 8:38, archived)

Shannon Stewart

does indeed appear to have big wobbly ones

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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 25 May 2011, 8:17, archived)

"Put your head between them and go bbl bbl bbl with American Express"
* Skip to 0:20

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 May 2011, 8:22, archived)

arf!

lovely jubblies

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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 25 May 2011, 8:28, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 25 May 2011, 7:24, archived)

*filenames*

Ahhh!

Too subtle for me this early morning ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 May 2011, 8:04, archived)

nice

you wouldnt belive how many times I had to hit escape to get that frame

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:02, archived)

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