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I don't need any advice on basic human interaction in the Real World.
What else can I ask a bunch of meek lock-ins on the internet?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:00, archived)

Perhaps you could ask them what they're having for lunch, and how much weight it will cause them to put on?

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:01, archived)

*coughs*
www.b3ta.com/talk/5349119
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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:02, archived)

We should get married.
Then I'll dump you for someone I actually fancy and I can maintain my reputation as a massive cad and a sexy bounder.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:02, archived)

This place is thriving with shit today.
What's up with that?
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:01, archived)

The Log-in page is working :(

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:02, archived)

ha!

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:02, archived)

It's because I posted a thread
it seems to be shit to the flies
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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:03, archived)

What do you want to know?

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well, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:01, archived)

What are you having for lunch and how do I fix this badly-described problem I'm having with some electronic equipment?

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:02, archived)

You could ask yourself a question

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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:01, archived)

Ask me how to make lemon meringue pie
I make a mean meringue.
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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:01, archived)

I know how to make meringue.
I'm not a moron.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:03, archived)

I don't know how to make meringue

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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:04, archived)

See? Moron. QED.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:05, archived)

Your logic is infallible

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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:06, archived)

It is cast from IRON.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:09, archived)

do you cut the lemon into frowny mouth and eyes?

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:03, archived)

that sounds like grumpy meringue.

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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:04, archived)

I have never heard of Mean Meringue Pie.
Surely a lemon one would be more useful?
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:04, archived)

They both taste bitter.

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RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:05, archived)

Arf

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broadsword, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:07, archived)

i don't think i'd like mean food

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Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:04, archived)

WHY DONT YOU FUCK OFF
Thankyou muchly for our 360 night on friday, 'twas awesome.
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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:04, archived)

I am in a few minutes
to the playhouse

with the northerner

while you're at work

I WIN
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Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:08, archived)

You have to spend time in a pub with a northerner
She'll just complain about how expensive the drinks are down here then get wrecked on hairspray.
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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:11, archived)

DROOGS MON I LOV MEH DROOOOOGS

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Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:16, archived)

Uncanny
but now you have to sleep with me.
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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:17, archived)

oh god no i'll just agonise over a retard from norwich instead

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Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:20, archived)

Please tell her this today

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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:25, archived)

nice editing skills batman
friday was fucking awesome and we shall do it again when I can reclaim part of my life from school
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Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:10, archived)

Ha ha you still go to school.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:11, archived)

but gets paid to do so

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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:13, archived)

But also, still goes to school.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:14, archived)

school's pretty great when you're the one terrorising others

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Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:15, archived)

Yes, I remember those days well.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:17, archived)

you're ginger
you terrorised no-one

aside from those frightened of catching the ginger, of course
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Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:19, archived)

What time will you be in the pub til?

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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:28, archived)

uhhhh i think it's gonna be a long one
so fairly late why
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Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:38, archived)

Where are there holes in your knowledge?

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:02, archived)

Everywhere.
Start somewhere and the odds are it'll be a hole. What with me being a human being and not Wikipedia.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:04, archived)

The prongs of a fork are called tines.
Jelly Tots are 25% fruit juice.
David Hume once wore a turban.

Those are some of the things that I know, and now you know them too.
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Comma, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:09, archived)

I knew one of those. I didn't know the second of those. I'm not sure about the third one.
Is that a turban? It looks more like a velvet granny shower cap.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:11, archived)

Well, it is lunchtime...

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Lord Gnome, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:02, archived)

I've had the best success talking to others while not dribbling too much
I hope I can help others
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:02, archived)

i PUT IT TO YOU SIR
that super mario bros. the movie would be an EXCELLENT film if it had nothing at all to do with Mario Bros.
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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:04, archived)

I've got a question for you, what's are lock-ins?
Make it quick, I'm off to work.
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:05, archived)

People whose congealing sweat prevents them from levering their shuddering torsos out of their faux-leather armchairs and away from their lithe and muscular WoW alterego.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:06, archived)

Ah right, live and learn so.
Right, I'm really away to work now.
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:10, archived)

DR SHAMBOLIC FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED NATIONS !

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:09, archived)

OH HAI. THERE'S THIS GIRL I LIKE AND I'M REPEATING MYSELF AND I REALLY WANT TO KNOB HER SO I'M REPEATING MYSELF WILL ANY OF YOU RESPECT ME NOW?

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SuperMatt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:59, archived)

No.

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The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:59, archived)

*running glomps*
Hello magnificent one
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icklepeach *relurks*, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:01, archived)

*triple-jump glomps*
Hello lovely lady, how's you?
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The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:02, archived)

*pole vault glomps*
This is about the only way I actually stop working for 15 minutes to get a lunchbreak at the moment.

I'm good ta. Have you thought about Saturday??
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icklepeach *relurks*, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:05, archived)

*pommel-horse glomps*
I know that feeling - it's why I've been back here for the past couple of days, I force myself into a break!

I've discussed Saturday/the weekend with Jacinta, and we're Car Booting Sat am (I owe her something...), and I'm off with my bro Sun am (at 5am)... so I'm afraid we'll have to pass.
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The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:08, archived)

*uneven bars glomps*
ah pants. Where on earth are you going on Sunday ay 5am???

All the car boots round here are on Sundays, it's pants.
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icklepeach *relurks*, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:17, archived)

I bought my little brother a Stock Car Experience for Xmas
so I'm off with him to Birmingham to watch him kill himself.
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The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:24, archived)

cooooool

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icklepeach *relurks*, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:29, archived)

I could never respect someone who is on eye-level with my cock.
Which is why I'm such a hit with dwarf chicks.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:00, archived)

Groundhog Day.

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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:00, archived)

I'm pretending this post is about me and written by Dave Grohl.

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:00, archived)

If Dave Grohl typed like that
I'd sincerely hope that would put you off shagging him.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:04, archived)

it's already put me off shagging him
and he didn't even write it
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:05, archived)

what are you going to do with this now?

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:00, archived)

Just get it on slow coach.

(VodkaCoke, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:01, archived)

Hmm
Not until you knob her.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:01, archived)

Pure class, you.

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:03, archived)

Aye
:D
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:04, archived)

You are ugly, right?
and just trying to fool us all into thinking you're attractive enough to pick and choose from a group of men who want you?
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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:07, archived)

Don't forget to check the URL before asking questions like this.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:08, archived)

Which URL?
I'm lost
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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:12, archived)

I'M SAYING YOUR COMMENT IS APPLICABLE TO ALL THE WOMEN THAT REGULARLY USE THIS SITE.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:18, archived)

that's not fair
some of them pretend to be married.
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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:24, archived)

Of course
Don't worry
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:10, archived)

Did you only read one thread below this one?

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Lord Gnome, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:01, archived)

IF YOU ONLY READ ONE THREAD BELOW THIS ONE, MAKE IT SICKRIKS!

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:01, archived)

Yes I did
I feel special now
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SuperMatt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:02, archived)

I'm taking this girl to the cinema tonight
I hope she isn't just using me because I'm paying, i really like her and am merely using this as an excuse to try it on with her, which she is well aware of and hopefully this means that she reciprocates my feelings towards her, otherwise why would she come?
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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:52, archived)

Pfft

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:52, archived)

rape her
its the only fair thing to do.
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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:53, archived)

She's well aware that you're paying and is debating coming just for the free ticket.
I'd steer well clear if I were you.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:53, archived)

I've heard
she's not even going to let you get fingers and tops.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:55, archived)

That's par for the course on a cinema date, no?

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:00, archived)

fuck yeah
it's the going exchange rate. And paying for her Maccy D's is usually worth a hand-job, right?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:06, archived)

Burger King, puh-lease.

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:09, archived)

Shit
see this is where it all goes wrong. I'd have tried something ridiculous like a small family-run spanish place. Epic fail.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:12, archived)

I had this idea but though better of it.
Your post I mean, not her being an idiot.
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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:54, archived)

I'm not sure I thin-OH HO, IT'S YOU IN THE PREVIOUS POST

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:54, archived)

get her drunk
then leave her in the cinema
(Dangermouse., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:55, archived)

Ho ho ho.
Of course, if this was a real Rik post, it would read:

"I'm taking this girl to the cinema tonight
She's got cracking tits and I reckon she probably does anal on the first date, so I'm going to bend her over the ticket desk and shove it up her tight little bot-bot while my Mum buys us some popcorn. I will never understand true love, as the one girl I thought I would be with forever dumped me like a fat man on the toilet. Since then, I've just been a ridiculous charicature of the worst kind of scum found in Zoo magazine."
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:55, archived)

Then Bud would reply with something along the lines of
'I'm better at not doing all the things that you do that are really stupid'
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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:58, archived)

I don't claim to be better than anyone!
This is a terrible misconception perpetrated by common media!

All I do is call other people shit, and just get on with being better on the quiet.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:59, archived)

*clicks this, hard*

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:28, archived)

Don't go
I have it on good authority that she smells.
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shitshitshitshit x_x, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:55, archived)

perhaps she just needs to see how she'd look with a tan by feeding off your orange glow?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:55, archived)

I'm surprised they let him in the cinema.
I'd have thought the glow would distract other viewers.
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:58, archived)

They could send him up and down the aisles with a tray of choc-ices
it'd save a fortune on torch batteries
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:59, archived)

I'd invite her still, but also invite a better looking female friend and put all your attention to her.
Solve the money grabbing free loader right.

Also tell her that her hair looks like a Galaxy of Cocks.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:56, archived)

I have been asked to go to the cinema tonight
By a boy I don't really like, but I won't have to pay. Should I do it?

I like him as a friend, just not in a sexy way.

Edit: Wow you all have morals!
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)

If you are a whore, yes.

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:41, archived)

I do like free things

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:42, archived)

So do I
But I don't go about robbing them or deceiving people to get them
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:44, archived)

This is why you don't get many free things.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:46, archived)

but he does get to slap chavs and small children daily
and get paid for it
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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:47, archived)

I do it for free.
It's a labour of love.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:48, archived)

This is true
Great joy
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:51, archived)

Yeah, string him along
boys love that.
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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:41, archived)

Get him to buy your some nice dresses and a big engagement ring afterwards

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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:43, archived)

marry him, steal his used condoms and rub them into your womb before all the spunks die

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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:43, archived)

then steal his children as well.

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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:43, archived)

If you're lucky, you might get a house and car.

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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:44, archived)

I really don't want his children

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:44, archived)

But they're free!

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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:47, archived)

Children are NEVER free

(Dangermouse., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:50, archived)

agreed =(

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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:51, archived)

For fuck's sake.
He's asked her if she wants to go to the cinema. It's not a contract for sex.
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Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:44, archived)

Why spend time with someone you don't like?

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:45, archived)

Because you're married to them

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:46, archived)

pfft

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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:48, archived)

haha

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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:48, archived)

Hello RiK
people keep accusing me of being like you again.

I take is as a compliment.
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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:49, archived)

You are both equally tedious.
However, I have to say I prefer Wormulus, as his colouring is natural and not applied with a trowel.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:51, archived)

SickRik is twice the man I am.
*insert cock length joke here*
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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:54, archived)

Twice the man, half the human.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:56, archived)

real life lol :D

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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:59, archived)

I LOVE YOU REALLY.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:00, archived)

rofl

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:50, archived)

there's a soution to that though.
Fling her cheating arse out onto the pavement
(Dangermouse., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:51, archived)

So why didn't you do that then?
Sorry she too fat for you to do that:)
(VodkaCoke, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:53, archived)

couldn't afford the crane :(

(Dangermouse., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:58, archived)

Ha Ha I love this reply:)
Hope she sees this post.
(VodkaCoke, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:00, archived)

FUCKING IS!
I usually make them sign a contract saying

"If you accept this ticket you will be recieving my penis with the next 28 days"
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:46, archived)

nope
but the basic unspoken subtext is "I'm not telling him OUTRIGHT that I'm not in the slightest bit interested in him as anything other than a friend, because if I do that, he won't pay for my ticket as he's clinging onto the hope that at some point in the future I may let him stick his winky in me"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:47, archived)

Serves him right
for thinking he can buy her.
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Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:51, archived)

No, that's not really how things work
for instance, where do you decide that he's buying her, rather than her selling herself?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:54, archived)

I didn't decide that.
The implication that going to the cinema is an agreement to mutual molestation is exactly what I'm deliberately ignoring. Because it's quite, quite shitty.

She gets to watch a film, he pays nothing more than he's offered, and if he's expected that implication to be true, he has a chance of learning a lesson into the bargain.
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Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:57, archived)

Such as
That he would have been better off inviting some cheap tart who did put out for cinema tickets.
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Lord Gnome, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:59, archived)

This is sadly more likely.
But there's such a thing as the benefit of the doubt.
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Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:02, archived)

Paying for a girl's night out isn't trying to buy her.
It's perfectly normal courting procedure. Whether you personally think it's right and proper or not is completely irrelevant.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:02, archived)

If that's normality, madam, then normality is an ass!

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Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:03, archived)

Well we know that already.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:04, archived)

Yes it is normality
And it's a normality that is reflected in the original post, otherwise she wouldn't have asked nor made the edit concerning morals when pretty much everyone replied with that version of normality in mind.
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Lord Gnome, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:07, archived)

And that's the nail hit firmly on the head
It's courting procedure.
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Lord Gnome, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:04, archived)

we're not saying that.
I think you've missed the relevant point (which was, being fair, hidden under LOLb3tashaggingrubbish). I'm sure he's not expecting to fuck her tonight, only that she might be interested in her romantically.

the point being: He's asked her out on what he assumes is a date. If she goes, and goes without making it clear that it's not, then she's misleading him. the fact that he's paying is neither here nor there, except that she's taking advantage of his unreciprocated feelings to get a free cinema ticket

I don't know what form of logic you're using here to suggest that he needs to "learn a lesson" but the only person behaving a little badly here is her.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:03, archived)

you have to pay boyfriends normally?

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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:41, archived)

For my ticket silly

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:42, archived)

No.
He will think you like him and ask again, and you will run out of excuses.
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Bob Todd whee, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:41, archived)

Why should she need excuses?

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Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:45, archived)

Are you really asking?
Or are you looking for an opportunity to put forward an opinion through argument?
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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:51, archived)

Just for the record, I'm not really asking.
I'm just acusing you of being a bit of a gimp.
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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:52, archived)

isn't that generally how conversations work?

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:52, archived)

Conversations with Newington on b3ta, yes.

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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:55, archived)

It IS an opinion.
It's called a rhetorical question and is usually covered in about year five of primary school.
When he asks her if she wants to do something, she should answer "yes" if she wants to do it, and "no" if she doesn't. Excuses are for the weak.
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Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:54, archived)

Ah!
This is where you've got me. I've never heard of rhetorical questions.

'Excuses are for the weak' was the bit I was waiting for though.
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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:57, archived)

It's quite a simplistic view, though.
It could be that he is simply asking a friend to go to the cinema, but there is an implied subtext of canoodling, and her acceptance could be construed as encouraging his canoodling hopes, despite canoodling being actively written out of her plans.
And since she knows that the subtext is possibly there, if she does nothing to address it it isn't entirely his fault if he assumes that he might get some canoodling.
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Comma, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:59, archived)

A rhetorical question, eh?

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:10, archived)

String him along.
He might even buy you a McDonalds after, if you're lucky.
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Malaka omdz, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:41, archived)

What's the film?
Plus: he may have fit mates.
(Eeh Blah Gum, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:41, archived)

Kill yourself
Wait no that wasnt an option sorry
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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:42, archived)

and your parents

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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:42, archived)

No, that's not fair to give him false hope.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:42, archived)

If you can't decide for yourself you may as well go, and then marry him after
because it'll save all those difficult decisions in the future too
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:42, archived)

this.
I suspect when you need to ask the internet to make your social decisions for you, then it's time to reassess.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:45, archived)

There's a big fat element of 'this' here, too.

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Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:51, archived)

Well, no.
Morning all.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:42, archived)

No.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:43, archived)

Yes, go
then crush him afterwards with horrible words.
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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:43, archived)

I like this plan

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:44, archived)

Better still
give him a link to this thread, he'll feel terrible when he reads it.
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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:47, archived)

Only if you're going to have fleeting, disappointing drunken sex with him afterwards.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:43, archived)

Well this is a no brainer.
Don't go.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:43, archived)

"Shall I go out with someone I don't fancy and feel nothing for, who isn't really even a friend?"
Once again, asking b3ta to guide your life registers a FAT ONE on the FAIL meter.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:45, archived)

Won't his dog get in the way a bit?

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:43, archived)

ARF

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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:44, archived)

And HOO FUCKING RAH I've managed to make Ubuntu play a DVD.
I might grow a beard in celebration.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:45, archived)

I firmly intend to install Ubuntu on my PS3, for jolly japery.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:52, archived)

Depends on how fit he is really.
Also what is the film?Is he going to take you out for a meal afterwards?
(VodkaCoke, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:44, archived)

I'm not sure what film yet
This might be a big factor in my decision.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:46, archived)

Look to see what's on and choose something worth seeing.

(VodkaCoke, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:47, archived)

I like your thinking

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:50, archived)

Good,so do I :)
Then tell him you are hungry so he takes you to a posh restaurant.Tell him you will only turn up if he buys you flowers too.:)
(VodkaCoke, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:52, archived)

Do you think you could grow to like him if you spent some time together?

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Comma, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:45, archived)

It'd be in vain, he's only doing it for a dare anyway.

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:45, archived)

You're basically asking her to check how big his willy is, aren't you?

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:46, archived)

Not in a sexy way

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:46, archived)

Then maybe if you do go out you should make sure he knows it's just as friends.

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Comma, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:48, archived)

but could you do better?
No offence intended, it's just you, well, might be a troll.
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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:50, archived)

~~you~~ he ~~time together~~ some more money on you.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:48, archived)

no. just say NO.
it's easy if you try
(Dangermouse., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:46, archived)

Just say
NO (Grange hill) lol
(VodkaCoke, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:48, archived)

*Zammo high-five*

*snorts coke*

*collapses in locker room*
(Dangermouse., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:52, archived)

We are showing our age now :(

(VodkaCoke, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:54, archived)

You lost several point for this post.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:46, archived)

I know

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:47, archived)

Tell him you'll go
But only if your boyfriend can come too.
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shitshitshitshit x_x, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:46, archived)

Oooh that's actually mean
I already told him I won't sleep with him.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:47, archived)

And he still wanted to go?
I smell a date-rape.
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shitshitshitshit x_x, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:48, archived)

Justice.

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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:05, archived)

Why not?
You might even get a shag out of it.
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Lord Gnome, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:46, archived)

Yes, but spend half the time texting a boy you do like, so he doesn't get any other funny ideas.
And then at the end of it, when he walks you to the door, give him a peek on the cheek and say "Thank you for a lovely evening, I'm glad that we can be friends."... and walk away before he says anything.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:47, archived)

Whoa
I mean... Whoa.
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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:48, archived)

Hehe

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:50, archived)

This happens to you a lot, doesn't it?

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:50, archived)

If you want to go to the cinema, yes.
If he thinks that's a promise of something else, that's his problem.

Edit: morals? No. You've no moral obligation to shag people for cinema tickets.
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Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:50, archived)

Of course it's not a promise,
but depending on the way he asked, an acceptance might carry with it a certain implication.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:52, archived)

I rarely agree with you
But right now I am very much liking your thinking.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:52, archived)

You're only saying that because he's the one saying you get free cinema tickets.

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:56, archived)

it's only his problem
if she's made it absolutely clear that nothing else is on the cards now or at any point in the future, though.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:52, archived)

That's fucked up, man, fucked up.
Why should she have to make that clear? Why should he be assuming a right to her unless she explicitly tells him otherwise?
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Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:59, archived)

because she knows that he's trying to "court" her
for want of a better word.

she's the one in possession of all the facts. He only knows that he's interested in her romantically. She knows that, plus the fact that's she's not. So she's the one guilty of deception if she accepts his offer under false pretences.

We're not saying this applies to ALL circumstances where one person meets another in a social situation. But it certainly applies to THIS situation.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:10, archived)

Depends, has he offered to hold your hand & take you for Chinese food afterwards?

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broadsword, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:50, archived)

Pfft!

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Lord Gnome, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:53, archived)

ask him if you can bring another friend along as well.
that ought to make sure he doesn't get the wrong idea. Even if you don't bring anyone else afterall.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:53, archived)

This is a good idea
Bring a really pretty but single friend. Then sit them together and sit on the other side of her.

Perfect solution.
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Lord Gnome, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:55, archived)

But then he might think she's an idiot who can't do anything on her own.
such as make a simple decision.
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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:56, archived)

no, she's still making the same decision,
in fact she's being assertive and making another decision as well.
Also it's quite common for people to go to the cinema not on their own.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:58, archived)

What are youi doing?
SHE'S THE BAD GUY!
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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:03, archived)

Hell no, go for the free ticket

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:03, archived)

"A friend makes time in their schedule for you. A good friend doesn't bother to check their schedule before spending time with you."
Cobblers. What if the schedule-less friend just has a very dull life, and the schedule-checking one is a shift-working paramedic?

What other sayings and proverbs are a load of cock?
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Bob Todd whee, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:39, archived)

have you got a friend?

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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)

Most of them.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)

This

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)

The customer is always right
When in fact the customer is nearly always wrong
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)

Whoever said that
clearly never worked in retail.
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Bob Todd whee, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:41, archived)

Harry Gordon Selfridge
said that. Whilst rolling around in £1,000,000 notes and letting his till monkeys deal with his snotty customers.
(Eeh Blah Gum, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:42, archived)

I hope he died a painful death

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:45, archived)

Well actually
Wikipedia says he died in penury. So your hope is granted. Having just seen that he also came out with the following phrases, I agree with you:

People will sit up and take notice of you if you will sit up and take notice of what makes them sit up and take notice.

The boss drives his men; the leader coaches them.

The boss depends upon authority; the leader on good will.

The boss inspires fear; the leader inspires enthusiasm.

The boss says "I"; the leader, "we."

The boss fixes the blame for the breakdown; the leader fixes the breakdown.

The boss knows how it is done; the leader shows how.

The boss says "Go"; the leader says "Let's go!"

The customer is always right.
(Eeh Blah Gum, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:51, archived)

The first and last are utter cock

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:53, archived)

Only boring people are bored.

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Malaka omdz, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:41, archived)

Don't fly Virgin even if it is free
101 problems but the crowning glory was...

The pilot turning a fully laden Jumbo the wrong way onto the runway and then trying to do a U-turn and getting the plane stuck on the grass.

two and a half fucking hours to tow the plane back onto the runway - closing the airport to all planes. This was before the 10 hour flight home with 3 kids unable to release their seat belts for 3 hours.

Tell me your horror stories, I know you have them
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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:33, archived)

I've never had a problem with Virgin.
You are clearly an aeroplane FAIL.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:34, archived)

I refused to fly on them after they were so crap 8 years back
I made this one exception. Never again. This was one of a huge catalogue of major errors on both flights.

Including sitting a 4 year old daughter 10 rows away on her own. Tickets in the correct name but the names on the plane log showing all children had the same name so they couldn't fly. Virgin error, not ours.

Over booking 100 passengers and then having to put up families overnight - a scheduled flight - not a tour plane
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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:37, archived)

I've found they're perfectly fine until something goes wrong and you have to phone tech support

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:39, archived)

Isn't everything fine until it goes wrong?
When something goes wrong it stops being fine.
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Bob Todd whee, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:53, archived)

Are we flirting?

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:34, archived)

I'm not very good with 'signals'
But I think it's pretty obvious he wants to take you to a buffet.
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Malaka omdz, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:42, archived)

I'll have to get my hair done!

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:44, archived)

Don't forget to put a lunchbox in your manbag.
You need to get your money's worth!
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Malaka omdz, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:45, archived)

bugger
thats a real shitter...
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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:34, archived)

Sounds like a laugh
Was he popped up? They usually are.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:35, archived)

Why couldn't they take their seat belts off?

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:35, archived)

this

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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:36, archived)

take off? land? turbulence?

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:36, archived)

With the plane already on the ground?
There might be a sensible reason they couldn't have bussed the passengers to the terminal and then worried about the plane afterwards, but I suspect Stupid Rules.
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Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:38, archived)

But then why single out the kids?
No-one would have been able to take them off which would be a bigger complaint then just the kids.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:38, archived)

Tricky with such short arms.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:36, archived)

Could Enigmatic not help them :(

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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:37, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/5369262
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:38, archived)

Nature can be so cruel.
I have a mental image of a T-rex family trapped on a plane.
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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:42, archived)

because they were attaching tractors to tow the blasted plane

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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:38, archived)

Ah....
incase the plane jolted and they fell out etc?
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:39, archived)

Hungry tractors that eat people?

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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:39, archived)

It's shitty that they won't ferry the passengers out in these situations.
There's probably a reason for it which an engineer is frustrated about somewhere.
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Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:37, archived)

You can't have people walking around an airport
They might be terrorismists!
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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:39, archived)

Ryanair.
Shitty landings, leaving half of our party in Germany because they said 'don't worry about getting from Hamburg to the tiny airport, we've put on coaches for you' - they put on ONE coach. So we were late- a couple of us got squeezed onto the next flight but my then boyfriend and one other had to sleep outside the airport till the next day.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:37, archived)

Tchibo Newsletter: White feels right - Furnishing ideas to brighten up your home!

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:39, archived)

Once I was supposed to fly this Jumbo Jet
we were about to take off, but I only went and turned the bloody thing the wrong way on the runway and ended up in the grass!

All the passengers were getting mouthy and annoyed and there were these 3 kids who were making a hell of a noise. Nightmare!

Almost 3 hours to tow us back onto the runway, then on top of that I still had to fly the bloody thing for 10 hours!
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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:39, archived)

I almost shat myself on a KLM flight a few months ago
Also, a couple of years ago, I was on a long haul, and there were two essex women in front of us. They got really drunk, and were really loud and pissed everyone off. Eventually one of them pissed herself, before taking her trousers off and hanging them over the headrest on the seat in front.
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Malaka omdz, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)

you should have taken her in the toilets
sounds like she was ready
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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:43, archived)

drunken piss sex in a shit-smelling room smaller than a wardrobe?
what was I thinking?
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Malaka omdz, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:48, archived)

Something called "NICE" (a part of the NHS) are working on 2002 data for my medicine, and as such, are pondering about proper funding.
It's shit, because of this first wait, I've had to start from scratch with my treatments. They've authorized the 'initial' treatments, that I'm going through, but by the time they make the permanently decision, I'll have to go through the 'initial' stuff again, because it wears out.

And because I'll be going through the initial stuff, they won't make the decision.

It'll loop around forever and forever, unless they so 'no', in which case, they'll be appeals and stuff, and continuation of the loop.

So, basicly, I get to be well for two months, then sick for 6 months, for a long time, because they're working on data from 2002 which doesn't show how well this stuff works.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:43, archived)

Thats shit
Can't you fund it yourself until they make a decision?
It would get you out of the "loop"
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Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:18, archived)

I watched Red Dawn last night
It is an aces film.

What good films have you watched or rewatched recently?
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:43, archived)

One with your mum and some Turks in it.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:44, archived)

I watch it a lot.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:44, archived)

The one where his mum opens a drama school in Turkey
and how they become the best performers in six months of training, montages, and high-fiveing?
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moohalaa, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)

I'm incredibly disappointed that you took me off ignore.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:49, archived)

Putting people on ignore means you're taking the internet too seriously.
Plus you don't see entire threads, sometimes.
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moohalaa, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:50, archived)

Truer words were never spoken.

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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:51, archived)

Plus you don't get to see me being really snidy at Mykey.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:51, archived)

That's true.

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moohalaa, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:52, archived)

This is what brings me back day after day.
Oh yes.
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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:53, archived)

Anybody who has either of them on ignore must be having a really shit /talk experience.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:57, archived)

What about if they had both of them on ignore?

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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:00, archived)

Who is better at being snidey
Bud or Mykey?
(Eeh Blah Gum, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:12, archived)

Bud, but he has had more practice.

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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:15, archived)

Whereas Mykey is better at being fat and being made to wait for sex.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:17, archived)

u have sehks weneva you want cos u r kewl

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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:19, archived)

Whereas you don't, because no one wants to fuck you.
Admit it. You'll feel better afterwards.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:20, archived)

No, I refuse, instead I'm going to brag about how much more sex I get than you
and how little I have to wait to get it.
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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)

I HAVE LOADS OF SEX

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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)

I HAVE TO WAIT LESS THAN MYKEY AND BUD

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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)

Your life is one long terrible lie.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)

Everything I brag about on the internet is 100% true.

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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)

Good.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)

I get more sex than you
nur nur nur nur nur
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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)

You don't get any.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)

Even your hands turn you down.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)

Weren't you wrestling with the horrors of waking up next to a munter
a short while ago?
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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)

Oh what a tangled web he's weaved...

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)

SHE WAS FITTAH THAN BUD OR MYKEYS GIRLFRIENDS

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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)

AND I DIDN'T HAVE TO WAIT

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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)

Even SickRik is more entertaining than this poor imitation.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)

Stop interrupting
we were arguming about how much more sex we get than each other

On the internet.
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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:24, archived)

He'll probably link to that in his profile

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Lord Gnome, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)

That's because he is WACKY and DOES DRAMA.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:26, archived)

I might link this in my profile.

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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:26, archived)

I don't trust anyone that has personality quiz results in their profile.
It just proves that they don't have an actual personality.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:27, archived)

I'm sure there's some kind of daily mail slow news week academic equation that could describe this
'what type of... are you' ^ no' of photos of self / post count = something

not that post count is important, I just find lurkers with highly detailed profiles odd
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:39, archived)

They want to be loved!
By strangers!

What I'm saying is they all wouldn't mind if they were raped.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)

I think they are the same person
If they met in the same room they would implode
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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)

With ill concealed lust for each other?

(Eeh Blah Gum, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:17, archived)

I've tried to make Mykey love me, but he just won't concede.
I'd fuck him RIGHT HERE AND NOW if he'd let me.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:18, archived)

I cannot think of a more worrying mental image to wake up to in the morning

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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:19, archived)

It's a good thing you don't share a bed with me and Mykey, then.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:20, archived)

He seems to be playing
a little hard to get in that he seldom replies to your flirting, though.
(Eeh Blah Gum, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)

It's very upsetting :(

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)

I've taken to logging out to watch Mykey threads if there's enough abuse.
I want popcorn.
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Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:03, archived)

Wouldn't it be easier to just, erm, you know, take him off ignore and not reply to his threads?

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:05, archived)

I can't bear to.
He's been in there so long. It'd be like throwing out a treasured piece of family junk.
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Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:07, archived)

Wait ... how are you replying in this Mykey thread?

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:08, archived)

omg

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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:08, archived)

With the 'reply' link that appears on all posts when you're not logged in.
Editing posts is more difficult and requires messing around with URL querystrings.
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Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:10, archived)

I did not know this.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:26, archived)

or to log out permanently.

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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:07, archived)

Was she the prison warder in Midnight Express?

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Lord Gnome, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:49, archived)

yes, answer this question.
especially if it contains good fancy dress ideas.
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sleepybinky, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:44, archived)

I am going to a film themed fancy dress party,
I have been given the theme of porn.

:(
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:48, archived)

It's an easy costume though.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:49, archived)

I'm going to get the girls to touch the cucumber down my trousers
then point out it's not a cucumber.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:53, archived)

This is good planning.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:54, archived)

do something from orgazmo
it's not strictly porn.... but it is porn-themed
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sleepybinky, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:49, archived)

Binky
I thank you.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:51, archived)

plus you can dress as a SUPERHERO

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sleepybinky, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:52, archived)

Go as Child porn

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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:50, archived)

I had thought of just covering myself in used tissues.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:52, archived)

drink lots and lots of coffee and go as a vibrator

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:58, archived)

Wear an afro-wig around your groin and armpits and go as 70s porn.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:06, archived)

There is always Chobb's outfit
that's pretty topical now. I'm sure someone has a link.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:35, archived)

fancy dress is a pain
I need to find a decent cowboy or "red injunn" outfit by saturday morning
(Dangermouse., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:57, archived)

ooh bollocks, I forgot about that

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moohalaa, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:58, archived)

Jeans, waistcoat, hat.
Cowboys: EASY.
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Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:08, archived)

Cowboy - jeans, checked shirt and a hanky round your neck. Toy gun in pockets
Injun - brown dress with slits cut all the way round to make tassels, moccasin slippers bronzing cream or brown face paint and a toy bow and arrow.

Sorted
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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:09, archived)

American Indians: the last ethnic group you can legitimately dress up as.

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Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:12, archived)

Ask Kersal Missive about this.
Some students from LSE dressed as Zulus for a party.
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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)

I hope Rathen never sees this
He'll dress up as anything just to prove you wrong.
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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)

no i will not

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Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:34, archived)

what about an injunn boy?
or does that apply to both genders?
(Dangermouse., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:12, archived)

I'm just going to bring two water pistols

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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:11, archived)

I was thinking of watching that again.
Try 'War Games' fro Broderick fun.

I rewatched all the alien films recently (excepet A-v-P)
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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:44, archived)

I like the avp movies, especially the 2nd one:)

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)

This says a lot about you.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:35, archived)

Casino
Dark City and Baise-Moi
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:45, archived)

Dark City is one of the worst films ever.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:46, archived)

I quite liked it

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:50, archived)

It would have been alright if they'd made it any good.
And if there'd been a single pause in the musical accompaniment at some point in the film.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:51, archived)

I saw it once, and also quite liked it

that's 3 to 1 bud. you have to like it now or else.
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:56, archived)

I'm waiting for the Hollywood adaptation of this:
www.amazon.com/How-Good-Bye-Depression-Constrict-Everyday/dp/0595094724
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:45, archived)

I am constricting my anus while I type this.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:46, archived)

Me too, and I feel really happy and fulfilled.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)

I can feel myself glow with inner Energy and Vigour!

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moohalaa, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:49, archived)

I would imagine this sort of exercise would benefit you the most.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:49, archived)

I am shooting out a big blank from my buttock
and feel as if my root chakra leaked sweet hot mucus.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:56, archived)

How's the new job?

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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)

*clenches anus*
Stressful. Busy. How's life?
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:55, archived)

*clenches vagina*
Stressful. Busy.

Decorating the kitchen, it's a war zone here.
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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:57, archived)

amazon cut out all the interesting words in the url
they make it sound like a book for grumpy boas
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:57, archived)

Near Dark.

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:46, archived)

They're remaking it you know.
Another pointless Hollywood remake. *sighs*
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:49, archived)

Shawshank Redemption
again.
Clearly still the greatest film ever made.
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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:46, archived)

Get out.

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)

Get bent.

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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)

You are wrong.

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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:49, archived)

Mykey doesn't like films that aren't all "BANG WHOOSH".
I think he particularly likes the muscular Austrian male lead.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:50, archived)

I'm sure you don't think that 'The Shawshank Redemption' is the best film ever made though.

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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:52, archived)

No.
But it is a good film. It just doesn't stand up to repeated watching.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:53, archived)

What is your choice oh great one?
and it stands up to repeated watching just fine I'll have you know. But then I suppose that depends on whether you like it in the first place.
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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:57, archived)

It's a good story, well executed.
I've only seen it a couple of times and I wouldn't mind seeing it again, but I get what Bud's saying here. It just doesn't have the same raw entertainment factor of technically much worse films like Raiders of the Lost Ark or Ghostbusters. I could watch those every year.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:09, archived)

I thought it was quite sickly sweet
Must confess I didn't like it much at all.
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Lord Gnome, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)

It is a bit sentimental,
but that's not necessarily a bad thing. It's hardly a chick flick.

Films that are both good, AND I could watch over and over include:
Brazil
Goodfellas
The Shining
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:28, archived)

The Shining, yes.
The other two, no.

Brazil is silly. The first time I saw it I thought it was really good. The second time I saw it, I sat cringing throughout it.

This is the difference made by ten years between viewings.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:31, archived)

It has a certain BBC productions look to it,
and yes, it is a bit silly. Well that's Terry Gilliam for you, Monty Python's darker side. I was torn between that and Twelve Monkeys, which is certainly more professionally produced but lacks the quirky visualisation element that I quite enjoy.

What's wrong with Goodfellas?
(I was reminded of it by a picture in a charity shop window the other day - one dog looks one way, the other dog looks the other way)
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:35, archived)

It is a sub-standard pizza
However still better than Chicago Town
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Malaka omdz, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:38, archived)

The only thing wrong with Goodfellas is that I've seen it about 10 times.
And the woman has seen it way more than that, due to some sort of essay written about it at some point. So neither of us feel the need to see it again any time soon.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:39, archived)

yeah ok,
10 times is quite a lot. I've seen Star Wars more than that, mind you, and that never gets dull, but then that doesn't try to be clever in any way, it's all ZAP! and massive spaceships.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:42, archived)

Try watching that and Million Dollar Baby back to back.
I think it might kill you.
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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:48, archived)

haha
stools.
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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:56, archived)

bullshit
black rights and all that

the only redemption they should get is in the fires of white man HELL

starship troopers is clearly supreme
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Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:19, archived)

~~n aces film~~ poorly acted jingoistic piece of 80s sabre rattling shite.

Regarding your question- the best films I have watched recently would be Eastern Promises and No Country For Old Men.
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Lord Gnome, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)

epic strikethrough fail.

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:48, archived)

What?
You post too slowly ;-)
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Lord Gnome, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:50, archived)

er, no
you ninja too slowly ;)
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:51, archived)

I had it corrected
And another post added before your post appeared.
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Lord Gnome, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:54, archived)

Oh no you didn't

although this is a pointless debate, as neither of us can prove it ...
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:01, archived)

I can
It was this post. www.b3ta.com/talk/5369116
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Lord Gnome, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:03, archived)

Eastern Promises was good
No Country For Old Men was a directorial wank off. Good cinematography, poor story and mumbling actors.
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:50, archived)

You didn't like it because it actually has a story.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:51, archived)

And yet Red Dawn is "aces?"
I thought No Country for Old Men was an excellent story. I was particularly taken by the unexpected plot twist towards the end. It made a refreshing change from following the formula that most films of that nature follow.
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Lord Gnome, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:53, archived)

I personally think it's the best film of the last ten years.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:55, archived)

I'd go along with that
Or at the very least near the top of that list.
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Lord Gnome, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:56, archived)

It was also a story lacking in much substance.
And the plot twist as you call it was in fact just a bog standard hollywood ending really
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:58, archived)

Awww. You're just the sweetest little thing when you try to talk like a grown up.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:00, archived)

I think the film confused him, because there were no dragons, elves or bare chested bodybuilders.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:08, archived)

I can't think of any standard hollywood films with the same ending
is standard hollywood diehard and the like?
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:02, archived)

I was writing a reply here, but then dritfted off.
So I've forgotten what I was going to say. Something about English blokes always being the bad guy.

Edit: Er, I was just talking in generic terms, not actually about No Country...

Sorry.
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gone, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:04, archived)

was chigurh was supposed to be english?

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:05, archived)

To the majority of the audience it's all European
Or at least non-American, so it makes little difference.
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Lord Gnome, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:18, archived)

either English or German/Austrian

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:20, archived)

he looked and sounded more mediterranean to me
but I don't think he's supposed to be from anywhere

edit: oh right, you're talking about generic hollywood baddies
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:27, archived)

I haven't seen it,
I'm just commenting on the general trend of Hollywood bad guys.
Russians as well, obviously.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:31, archived)

My guess would be that he's supposed to be Mexican
However I don't remember his nationality ever being explicitly stated in the film.
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Lord Gnome, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:32, archived)

yeah you do get a few Hispanic bad guys as well,
usually with enormous Spanish villa style mansions, featuring a swimming pool and drugged up prostitutes.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:38, archived)

The plot of the film basically involves a drug deal gone terribly wrong
It was organised by Mexican gangsters, a lot of the action takes place in Mexico and the character is definitely not American. The actor is Spanish too, so that's what I'm basing my guess on.
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Lord Gnome, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:45, archived)

A bog standard Hollywood ending
Would have seen it with the same ending as Jackie Brown. As for stories lacking much substance, all I have to say is this.
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Lord Gnome, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:02, archived)

Well, I'm sure a man of your influence can convince all the people that thought it was worthy of an Oscar to reconsider.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:06, archived)

Once were warriors
I decided my life was going too well and I needed to be more fucking depressed.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)

Hannibal
I do like Lecter, I do.

That and Contact because I adore Jodie Foster and nerdy scifi.
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moohalaa, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:49, archived)

Contact was an odd one

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:52, archived)

I liked Contact.

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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:04, archived)

I re-watched Ghost Dog t'other day.
It wasn't quite as good as I remembered it, which made me do a sad.

I've watched lots of samurai films recently, for "research". Most of them have been fairly decent.
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gone, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:53, archived)

Walk the line.
Thought it would be shit but I quite enjoyed it.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:54, archived)

'Broken Flowers', 'This is Spinal Tap'
and 'You and me and everyone we know'.

Oh, and hellboy (not rewatched).
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RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:56, archived)

Hellboy 2 was ok
If you just saw a few stills of it. Because then you could think "ooh that's pretty" and not have to waste your time watching the shit.
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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:01, archived)

I dare say I will watch it, as as you say, I'm sure it will be aesthetically pleasing.
I'm not expecting much from the dialogue/plot.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:04, archived)

Then you are set.
Might I suggest using the mute button.
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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:06, archived)

Total Recall

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:57, archived)

WINNAR

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:59, archived)

GETCHA ASS TO MAHS.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:03, archived)

I need to own this.

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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:05, archived)

I quite enjoyed Hellboy2
visually very appealing, even if it was a touch simplistic in it's plot mechanisims
(Dangermouse., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:59, archived)

I really enjoyed this practically-unheard-off film.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0449061/
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:04, archived)

It's called London and is set in New York?
NONSENSE.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:11, archived)

Because the film is set around Jason Statham in a toilet?

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broadsword, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:48, archived)

Saving Private Ryan

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:08, archived)

My favourite bit is the Talkie Toaster

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Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:18, archived)

Oh you sod
I had to quickly scroll up there and check I was criticising the correct thing.
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Lord Gnome, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:20, archived)

can you name any pink-haired characters in a popular film?
there's a fancy-dress-type thing and i might be able to borrow a pink wig. short and scruffy pink.

it has to be recognisable though... and i am not that knowledgeable about filums.
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sleepybinky, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)

Pink Panther
he's covered in the stuff
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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:32, archived)

Mr Blobby is also pink

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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:32, archived)

in a popular film

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Frumbert has no sig, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:35, archived)

Pink Panther is popular.

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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:36, archived)

5th Element

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:32, archived)

... orange?

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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:33, archived)

That was orange, wasn't it?

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gone, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:33, archived)

oh yeah - dunno why I thought it was pink

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:35, archived)

because it rhymes with orange?

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Frumbert has no sig, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:36, archived)

I did too.
fuck knows why.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:36, archived)

Would though.

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gone, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:37, archived)

second.

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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:38, archived)

I dunno..
she's kind of bit ... like a boy.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:38, archived)

Chicks with Dicks are twice the fun.

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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:40, archived)

Also, its not gay.
It it was gay, they would call it
Dudes with boobs
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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:40, archived)

Methinks the ladyboy doth protest too much...

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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:41, archived)

Seriously worm,
you don't want to have an argument with yourself on b3ta about the merits of trannyporn.
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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:41, archived)

I wasn't the one who started it.

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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:42, archived)

That just means you can flip her over and pretend.

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gone, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:43, archived)

That little girl from Lazytown

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:32, archived)

*fiddle de dees*

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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:32, archived)

i did think of that but it isn't a film and it might look... pervy.

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sleepybinky, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:33, archived)

exactly. DO IT. TAKE PICTURES. MAKE AN OLD MAN HAPPY.

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:34, archived)

Frenchy from Grease

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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:32, archived)

^this
Beauty school drop ouuuuuutt
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:33, archived)

thanks - i will consider this one.
(i have to find all the clothes and everything too. i just want pink hair!)
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sleepybinky, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:34, archived)

pink panther
dye all your hair, all women are covered entirely with hair, apparently.
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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:35, archived)

pardon?

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sleepybinky, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:35, archived)

*points at Captain Wow*

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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:36, archived)

*can't see her around atm*

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sleepybinky, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:37, archived)

She was mean to me becuase I don't like women with hair
www.b3ta.com/talk/5364048

but apparently all 'real' women do.
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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:39, archived)

I bet she's got a hairy back
and pubes that start at her belly button
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moohalaa, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:42, archived)

My theory so far is thus:
All the girl b3tans who said 'its normal' were correct
All the girl b3tans who said 'get rid of it' are fit
All the girl b3tans who got defensive have big hairy faces like Hulk Hogan.
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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:43, archived)

Yay I am normal and fit!

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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:59, archived)

well i see now. thank you.
i don't think all women have moustaches. i think it's fairly frequent for women to have a bit of fuzz though. i don't think it should be criticised. i think you should find someone you can love without qualifications like "but she has to wax her lip".

having said that, i LOVE fur. i am jealous of the furry beasts. i hope i grow a fucking FOXTAIL.
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sleepybinky, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:44, archived)

I always wanted a fox tail.

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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:50, archived)

She's camouflaged against a furry background.

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Comma, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:39, archived)

Like wookies.

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gone, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:36, archived)

Find a jacket in a charity shop with pink lining and turn it inside out
then get a pencil skirt, Mums blouse and heels.

Sorted.
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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:35, archived)

i am going charity-shop shopping this lunchtime.

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sleepybinky, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:36, archived)

probably loads from the '80s.
I don't know any, though.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:32, archived)

stephanie from lazy town

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:32, archived)

^

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Cae1, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:43, archived)

That girl from that film.
The one with the silly title, about having your memory erased to forget about a relationship.
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Comma, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:33, archived)

Or maybe she had blue hair. I can't remember.

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Comma, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:33, archived)

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind?
...or some cuntwaffle like that?
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gone, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:33, archived)

Yeah, that's it.

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Comma, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:34, archived)

That was one of the worst films I've ever fucking seen.
Edit: I'll watch it again, then. Bastards.
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gone, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:36, archived)

It was brilliant and you're clearly wrong in the head.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:42, archived)

I think it drove me to alcohol.
Though, granted, it may have just been Jim Carrey that did that.
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gone, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:45, archived)

Eternal Sunshine and The Truman Show are the reasons Jim Carrey's life will be spared in the revolution.
(People whose taste I trust say he's good in Man on the Moon too, but I haven't seen that.)
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Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:01, archived)

It is very good.

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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:06, archived)

you are wrong.

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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:44, archived)

you're wronger than Goatworrier fisting a shit-soaked vole.

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:45, archived)

Scanners

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RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:34, archived)

The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
and she was called Clementine and had orange hair from what I remember
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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:34, archived)

It changed colour a few times.
It was probably pink at one point. Not much of a costume, though.
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Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:03, archived)

Her in the fifth element

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:33, archived)

SOmeone from Hairspray?

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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:33, archived)

What about
Tank girl?

Possibly NSFW, though I wouldn't think so.
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Lord Gnome, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:33, archived)

hahahaha
tank girl is an ace story - the films a bit ropey but not that bad
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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:35, archived)

Not pink in the film
www.cyberpunkreview.com/images/tankgirl05.jpg
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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:37, archived)

I don't care
I just wanted an excuse to post a link to that picture.
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Lord Gnome, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:39, archived)

In the comic strip it changed colour almost frame by frame
did it not do the same in the film?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:42, archived)

Nope.
And she was somehow a Yank, also.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:45, archived)

yes, I was confused

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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:56, archived)

Lori Petty is Blonde in the film

(Dangermouse., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:40, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/5369057
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Lord Gnome, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:44, archived)

Natalie Portman in Closer
episcopalifem.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/nat-banner-closer.jpg
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:33, archived)

That was a wig though
she was brunette mostly. although since apparently I can't tell the difference beween pink and orange I should keep my trap shut.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:36, archived)

this is a wig, silly.
it doesn't have to be real pink.
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sleepybinky, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:36, archived)

I'll be fair
I'd pay money to see you dressed as natalie portman's stripper character from closer.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:38, archived)

Didn't Binky say she would be wearing a pink wig?
That would be perfect.
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Lord Gnome, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:37, archived)

www.fash-eccentric.com/2008/05/spotted-pink-hair-clips-on-trixie-in-speed-racer/
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:34, archived)

5th Elephant

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:36, archived)

ORANGE IS NOT PINK

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sleepybinky, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:37, archived)

isn't that a pratchett novel?

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Frumbert has no sig, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:39, archived)

yes, it is

(Dangermouse., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:14, archived)

if all you need is the wig
try a party shop, they'll have something
(Dangermouse., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:37, archived)

Girl/Android from Bladerunner?

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Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:44, archived)

Pris? The one with blonde hair?

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:46, archived)

Doesn't she have pink hair
when waiting in the eye doctors aartment (or at some point)?
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Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:24, archived)

I think this is the wrong order to go about choosing a costume in.

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Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:48, archived)

shush you.

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sleepybinky, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:50, archived)

My call is being held in a queue
and will be dealt with as soon as possible.

I swear I'm going to start killing soon.
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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)

FUCK!

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)

Start with NinjaBadger please.

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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)

Bastard!
You were nice in London.
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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:33, archived)

"Your call is important to us"
Well fucking answer it then.
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Lord Gnome, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)

Thank you for calling. Your call is not important to us, or we'd have answered it.

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Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)

Hold music is always terrible
and poor quality to cap it all off. Would you like to borrow a sword?
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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:32, archived)

I was once on hold wirh Vodafone
and their hold music was For Lovers by Pete Doherty and Wolfman (don't know if that's his name).
Good song, til you've heard it about 25 times in a row :(
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:35, archived)

I was once very excited
to learn that I could change the ringing noise when someone was calling me to a song. Turns out it's awful quality and you can barely hear Rock n Roll by Led Zep; it just sounds like my phone is drowning.
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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:38, archived)

Walking through one of the nicer ends of Bristol,
I just heard a mother say to her (approximately) 4-year-old daughter
"For goodness sake put down your hood, you don't want to be mistaken for one of those awful hoodies, do you?"
"No mummy"

...a sign of the times?
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)

Nicer ends of Bristol?
I thought it was all shit.
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)

It's Fantastic.
I went to France once.
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Malaka omdz, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)

some kid burnt my neck

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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)

did you like it?

(Dangermouse., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)

My money's on no.

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mr_wicksy is.... old., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)

Must have been a nicer end of Bristol
Else she'd have stabbed her.
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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)

maybe yes, maybe no
maybe go fuck yourself
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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)

I don't believe you.

a "nicer" end of Bristol? pfffffffft
(Dangermouse., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)

I've been to Bristol.
It was nice.
So there.
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Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)

I lived there for a while.
I liked it also.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)

Mum used to tell me off when I was first born for having a baldy head
as she didn't want me to be mistaken for an 80s Skinhead
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:28, archived)

It could be a sign of any number of things.
A controlling parent, a parent with a phobia of hoods, a parent worried about others' phobia of hoods, a parent worried about messing up a child's hair, a parent making a joke.
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Comma, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:28, archived)

The nicer end? Would that be Clifton or Snede Park?

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)

Clifton :)

(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:43, archived)

You must live near me then!
All yummy mummies and stuck up kids.
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)

FamilySpong are getting pukey-sick
I am curing then with coca cola and powerade.

What mumbo-jumbo folk remedies do you use that actually work?
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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)

CHICKENSOUP

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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)

Thats hardly mumbo jumbo
Restoring sugars salts and fluids is pretty normal isnt it?
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)

but killing the bug with cola is a bit of a guess

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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:28, archived)

you won't kill anything with cola
but flat cola is easier than a lot of other things to keep down.

anyway, the bugs will all be dead now, it's the endotoxins that are making them sick. rehydration is the only solution. that and corks.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:32, archived)

"The plural of 'anecdote' is not 'data'."
- Somebody
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Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)

Coffee, it's an anti-emetic.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)

Like David Irving?

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Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)

pfft

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)

Racist.

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)

Only against vomitarians.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)

Is it?
since when?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:34, archived)

When I'm feeling sad I think about pugs in various knit wear and that makes me happy again.

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)

Time off work cures everything
because time off work leads to the pub,
the pub leads to getting drunk,
then you just dont care anymore.
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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)

So...
Some knife bearing scrote mugged me, around this time last month.

Over the weekend, some other scrote broke into my flat and stole a couple of grand's worth of stuff.

What're the odds on me being raped or murdered this time next month?
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gone, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:19, archived)

Nailed on if you put your address up on here.
Go on.
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mr_wicksy is.... old., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)

Number 49...
...wait, is this for rape, or murder?
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gone, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:21, archived)

Take your pick.
Obviously I'm not volunteering, but I'm sure another trucker named dave might.
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mr_wicksy is.... old., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)

was that rape of the back-
or front-bottom variety?
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Frumbert has no sig, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)

I'm male.
Front bottom rape would take some effort.
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gone, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)

no higher than they were before the other two things happened.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)

That's no fun.

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gone, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:21, archived)

statistics and probability generally isn't.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)

It should be.

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gone, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)

What percent of it isn't?

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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)

It can be!
www.versificator.co.uk/misc/monty-hall-problem.html
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Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)

I've never got my head around this.

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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)

I find this one really easy.
The chance that you'll win if you switch is the chance that you already picked a goat: 2/3.
It's the forgetful host variant that stumps me.
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Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:28, archived)

...
*head asplodes*
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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)

they're just not counting the results when the host chooses the car,
so he may as well have just known anyway.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)

No.
It goes back to 1/3 discounting those results.
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Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:35, archived)

I'm getting 1/2.
I think it's because when the host fucks up, it means you definitely didn't choose the car the first time, so it's throwing away half the times that you didn't choose the car, leaving you more likely to have picked the car the first time, which reduces the benefit of switching.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:39, archived)

Wikipedia says 1/3.
Probably statistical clustering. Try it with more doors - if it were the same as the host-knows version, you'd win 9/10 times for ten doors.

Edit: no, sorry... it always ends up a 1/2 chance if you exclude those cases, yes, with any number of doors (assuming the host gets down to 2 doors without opening one on the car.) The point is that you don't gain anything by switching.
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Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:42, archived)

it's 1/3 overall, including the host fuck ups,
but it's 1/2 for each of switching and not switching.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:43, archived)

Of course it is.
Sorry.
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Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:44, archived)

I can follow that explanation when I see it written down (I can even come up with it if I think hard enough)
but I can't Get My Head Round It and make it seem intuitive and obvious to me like the normal version now does.
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Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)

the probability of choosing the car the first time is 1/3.
the probability of choosing a goat the first time is 2/3.
If you chose a goat the first time, the probability of the host chooing the car is 1/2. So the probability of you choosing a goat and the result being counted is only 1/3.

So now you're in the situation where, if you chose the car the first time you will definitely win if you stick. But if you chose a goat the first time, you will definitely win if you swap. But the probability of each of those situations coming up is the same. i.e. 1/3, or 1/2 of the valid results.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:54, archived)

It's bound to happen.
Quick, get down to Ladbrooks and put a bet on. It may just pay for your funeral.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)

Hooray!

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gone, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:21, archived)

100% chance of rape

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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)

Where do you live?

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)

Bad things happen in threes
maybe they'll kill your loved ones.
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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:21, archived)

aw, that's a bit shit.
where do you live?
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:21, archived)

I'm guessing
Kidbrooke?
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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:21, archived)

I got mugged in Oxford, and my flat's in Bournemouth.
I've just realised, though; I'll be in Majorca this time next month.

So either some Spanish island inbreed will get me, or my plane will crash.

Balls.

At least it'll be sunny.
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gone, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)

Maybe it will be a bad thing disguised as a good thing.
Like a holiday romance that ends in you getting AIDs.

Happy holidays!
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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)

Yay!

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gone, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)

I always managed never to get mugged in Oxford.

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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)

It's given me an attack of the racisms, too.

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gone, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)

Mugged in Oxford? I'm surprised he didn't try and mug you by using his shape wit and quoting at you

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)

He was very polite about the whole thing.
...I think. That was partly my own fault for being a little under the influence.

Though it -was- just outside my flat, the cunt.
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gone, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)

Move house.
You obviously live in a shit place.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:21, archived)

I think you have really hairy lips which is why you got so upset with me the other day.
I realise now that I was being insensitive and wish to say sorry.

Sorry.
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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)

this will help.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)

Yes, I have a massive handlebar moustache, and I can't believe people notice it.
I've also got a beard of Gandalf-like proportions.

Well done on that whole 'being nice' thing, by the way.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)

I think its going rather well.

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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:28, archived)

That's quite obviously the only POSSIBLE reason.

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Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)

I'd glad you agree.

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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)

Better if you post up your address, time table and list of fears.

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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:21, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/5363604
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)

Where do you live?
Just so I remember to be the opposite end of the country when you get buggered next month
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:21, archived)

You'll still hear the screams.

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gone, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)

You have to turn your fortune around
by becoming one of these people to ensure it doesn't happen to you again
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Malaka omdz, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:21, archived)

Good thinking.
I'll go mug, burgle, rape and murder someone.

Then I'll be safe.
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gone, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)

It's like a lady's menstrual cycle, only with crime.

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Comma, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)

and less blood

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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)

Possibly.

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gone, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)

Not necessarily.

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Comma, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)

fuck I'm bored
Sitting here doing shitty database work for someone who won't know the efffing difference tomorrow.

What are you all doing *right now* ?
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Frumbert has no sig, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:04, archived)

Your mum

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:04, archived)

Trying to figure out what to cook for a romantic meal on Friday.
has to be healthy...
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:04, archived)

A squirrel
(yeehaw!)
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moohalaa, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:07, archived)

In a HYUK HYUK DANGNABIT STOLE MA PICKUP TRUCK sauce?

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:08, archived)

served with GIT BACK TO YO' COTTON PICKIN, BWHOI vegetables

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moohalaa, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:13, archived)

A nice wine from the SPITOOOON I SHOOT MY SISTER-PAPA GET OFF MY PORCH MONKEY valley

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)

you been knobbing to jolly jack's pictures again?

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Frumbert has no sig, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:08, archived)

What about that bird who won a gold at swimming?

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:07, archived)

You'd eat the medal as well, thinking it was a chocolate coin.

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:09, archived)

Because of the fat you see.

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)

salmon
and something.
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moogy boobles, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:08, archived)

I was thinking this, with a nice red pepper, and white wine cream sauce

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:09, archived)

or with that.

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:10, archived)

For the Cajun-spiced salmon
¼ tsp ground ginger
½ tsp ground allspice
¼ tsp paprika
100g/3½oz fillet salmon, skin on
dash olive oil
For the red pepper sauce
25g/1oz butter, melted
½ red pepper, chopped
2 tbsp white wine
75ml/2½fl oz vegetable stock
30ml/1fl oz double cream

Method
1. To make the Cajun-spiced salmon, mix the spices in a bowl and then roll the salmon fillet in the spices.
2. Heat the olive oil in a frying pan over a medium heat. Add the salmon and fry skin-side down for 2-3 minutes until browned. Turn over and cook for 1-2 minutes on the other side, until browned and cooked through.
3. To make the red pepper sauce, melt the butter in a saucepan, add the red pepper and fry for three minutes.
4. Add the the wine and stock and cook over a high heat for three minutes until the liquid has reduced by half. Add the cream and pour into a blender. Blend until smooth.
5. To serve, place the salmon onto a plate and pour over the red pepper sauce.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:14, archived)

*salivates*

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:16, archived)

*THROUGH YOUR EYEZ*
Lid dribble
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:18, archived)

lol gay

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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:19, archived)

Lol no thank you

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)

Add in some green beans
And you're onto a winner there, chap
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The Neville What what what, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:10, archived)

Sounds like a plan.
What time will you be expecting us?
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:12, archived)

About, 8ish, I just plan to pelt you with it as soon as you get through the door and then play Daddy, Mummy and Baby spoons

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:13, archived)

Sweet!

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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)

mmm salmon.
and new potatoes and sugarsnap peas yes please.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:10, archived)

salmon.
not for me. yuck.
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Frumbert has no sig, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:12, archived)

deep fried with chips

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)

batter and deep fry some lettuces

(Dangermouse., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:12, archived)

Trout and almonds with wilted spinach and new potatoes.
www.retrofoodrecipes.com/trout_with_almonds_1972.html
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:13, archived)

She no like Potato :(
This upsets me lots.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:15, archived)

Swap potato for oven roasted carrots then.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:16, archived)

yes!

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:18, archived)

*oven roasted carrots five*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:19, archived)

Oven roasted?
As opposed to what other kind of roasting?
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Comma, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)

Campfire.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)

I'm just going to scrape my tongue and put that on it.

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:18, archived)

You're the sexiest motherfucker around.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:19, archived)

Isn't it the lighting and candles and tablecloth and stuff that makes it romantic?
I reckon you could cook anything, except maybe pot noodle.
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Comma, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:16, archived)

You could make pot noodle romantic
serve it on a plate or something
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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:17, archived)

Not when I put it on a plate to make it look like a vegeatable girl getting biffed by a big meat cock

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)

In that case, sir
Romance has changed since my day.
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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)

a nice, proper chicken Dopiaza
lots of fresh tomatoes, onions and chicken, mixed with spices and herbs and simmered to make an infusion of flavour

serve with saffron rice, puppadoms and a nice home-made naan bread and you'll be the WINNER
(Dangermouse., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:21, archived)

Drinking coffee and trying to get comfortable.
Edit: And your mum.
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:04, archived)

Processing orders
and thinking about my interview tomorrow.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:05, archived)

haha I finished my database work last week!
I won £200!

No more work for me at the moment.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:05, archived)

A letter to the residents moving out soon for the 07 08 lets.
Buying webcams, cat5 cable, USB cables, some big network switches, patch cables, and a new cat5 stamp tool.
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moohalaa, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:06, archived)

To install cameras in their bedrooms whilst there is noone in them?

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:08, archived)

it's less of an issue when there's noone in them.

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Frumbert has no sig, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:09, archived)

is it wrong that this was my first thought too?

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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:14, archived)

To take their pictures when they sign in
(student accomodation), like US immigration takes your snapshot.
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moohalaa, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)

Lets all take a lead from US immigration.
.
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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)

thinking about stuff

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:06, archived)

squirrels with tits?

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moohalaa, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:07, archived)

FUCKING ACHING IN THE FUCKING JAW AREA CAUSE I HAVE FUCKING TEMPOROMANDIBULAR FUCKING JOINT FUCKING DISORDER AND DONKEY GUMS COCK WAS MASSIVE

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:07, archived)

IT'S LIKE AN EXTRA LEG THAT PISSES WHEN IT'S FULL

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:17, archived)

Are you a stuffed toy?

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Druid, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:08, archived)

I'm pondering whether
to make a pint, or a half-pint of tea. When I make a pint, I usually don't drink it all, but I think "Fuck it, it's nice having a pint of tea"

This is the dilemma of my day
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The Neville What what what, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:10, archived)

A pint is too much for tea.

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Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:15, archived)

Wuss.
That is only the case if there isn't a toilet nearby.
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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:18, archived)

A pot of tea, yes.
Several cups one after the other, yes.
But a pint all in one stupid giant mug? No.
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Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)

Ah
but my stupid pint sized mug is actually style like a proper pint glass, handle and all. Therefore drinking from it makes you feel like a king.
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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)

I have seen that in lots of coffee places now
their 'large' is almost a pint. Who needs that much coffee?
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Malaka omdz, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:35, archived)

Some is good, so more is better, right?
What's not to like!
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Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:38, archived)

Boo to Coffee
and to all who drink it. Seriously though, what's wrong with a larger drink so long as you finish and enjoy it?
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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:45, archived)

Being clever is ALL about caring what other people enjoy.

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Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:49, archived)

pretty much the same as you
with less excitement
(Dangermouse., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:10, archived)

typing on b3ta
about to have a cup of teas
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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:10, archived)

B3taing and quality checking.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)

Your vagina?

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:12, archived)

For once, no.
It was checked thoroughly recently and found to be most excellent.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:13, archived)

Similar
Except they made the mistake of saying "you should get those done today"

I could have actually had them done by now, so I've got a day of coasting. Hurrah!
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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)

Looking at motorbikes
nnnyyyeeeeeeEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.......
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Malaka omdz, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:12, archived)

What motorbikes?
Look at Bandits. Bandits are well nice (without all the silly front fairings). So nice I have a cat called Bandit.

img178.imageshack.us/img178/2026/banditcx1.jpg

nomnomnom.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:14, archived)

Oh yes. Lovely.
But I'm looking for a FIRST motorbike. I think I'd die on that.
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Malaka omdz, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:16, archived)

It's only a 600.
Have you got your full access or just your CBT?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:17, archived)

I'm doing my CBT soon.
I haven't ridden a bike for so long, I'm basically a beginner.
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Malaka omdz, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:18, archived)

AHA
Don't get a Bandit then, you'll be told off by the coppers.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)

I think I want a CG/CB 125 or summat.
I have seen a nice TZR for £500 though, and that looks AWESOME
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Malaka omdz, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:21, archived)

You could get an MT50
they're LOADS of fun. Lovely little things.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)

Yeah there's a few little 50cc semi-off road ones I've seen that I like
Oh, I just don't know
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Malaka omdz, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)

Considering Direct Access.
I want a Suzuki DRZ-400 so i cna motocross on it too with a spare set of wheels.
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mr_wicksy is.... old., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)

Good plan.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)

get yourself a Z50
www.wheelsport.on.ca/graphics/vintage/vintage1968hondaz50minitwin.jpg
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Frumbert has no sig, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:18, archived)

Awwwww

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:19, archived)

a mate of mine has one of these (albeit the 1985 model)
he's 6 foot 5 and looks like a total loon burning down the road on it, knees up, beard trailing out from under his helmet. Packs the bike in his car when it rains...
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Frumbert has no sig, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)

Does he know bikes aren't made out of alka seltzer?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)

The Z50 possibly was

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Frumbert has no sig, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)

see about getting a Generic Trigger bike
they are cheap as chips and will be fairly unlikely to burst into flames at the slightest chance
(Dangermouse., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)

Whats a Generic Trigger bike?

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Malaka omdz, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:28, archived)

imported 50cc Café racer
www.bikez.com/motorcycles/generic_trigger_sm_50_2007.php
(Dangermouse., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:32, archived)

Yeahhhh but the fairings make things better if you plan to ride any kind of distance.
Otherwise they're too buffety and windy, especially on the average fast A-Road and above.
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mr_wicksy is.... old., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:19, archived)

My ex never had any problem
and he rode like a mental. The CBR was the main bike though, as far as I recall.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)

There's your answer.
Good choices all round, though :)
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mr_wicksy is.... old., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)

The CBR was WICKED
I could reach the floor on it. No mean feat, I'm a short arse.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)

That's good to know.
Basically, I want a sports 600 eventually, as they're smaller. I'm only 5'8" or so, I daren't contemplate dropping a 'blade or similar 0_0
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mr_wicksy is.... old., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)

CBR 600 is the bike for you.
Low slung, shit off a shovel, good bike.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)

Yeah I really really want the CBR600RR
Apparently Hondas are the ones to go for these days again, which is good. Plenty reliable.
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mr_wicksy is.... old., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:32, archived)

I'm 5'7"
and have two GSX-R750s and a Hayabusa...
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L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:38, archived)

Working.
Or at least pretending.
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gone, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:15, archived)

I have no lunch money
and the machine isn't giving me any, even though it still says my balance is £25 above my overdraft limit. The starvation-peddling bastards.
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Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:17, archived)

I'm really hungry
but I'm scared that if I go and get some food now, I'll miss something exciting happening on the internet.

Just to put my mind at ease, what are the chances of something exciting happening on the internet in the next, oh, say 10 years?

What was the last exciting thing that happened to you? Was it life-affirming? Or did it leave you with horrible, painful open wounds?
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The Neville What what what, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:53, archived)

My mum made some blackberry pies
and put them in the freezer so we can have blackberry pies at a later date.
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Comma, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:54, archived)

This is a good way to plan for the future
I wish I had pies in my freezer. But alas, I do not. I only have meat and chips.
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The Neville What what what, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:55, archived)

You could make a meat pie with a fried potato crust.

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Comma, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:56, archived)

Nah, bollocks to that
I shall instead fashion some form of ice sculpture out of frozen meat and sell it to the Tate Modern for profit
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The Neville What what what, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:56, archived)

Our poetry is second to none.

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Druid, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:57, archived)

Your brow is scary to nuns.

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Comma, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:00, archived)

100% fact.

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Druid, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:04, archived)

I did a poop that was very meaty, and it almost smelt nice and made me hungry again.

I then realised I wasn't anywhere near a toilet when this happened.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:54, archived)

I'd go and eat too...
but my FUCKING JAW FUCKING HURTS TOO FUCKING MUCH TO OPEN MY FUCKING MOUTH WIDE ENOUGH TO GET SOME FUCKING FOOD IN THE FUCKING THING
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:54, archived)

I'M SORRY I HURT YOU LAST NIGHT BUT I DID WARN YOU ON THE EMAILS ON FLING.COM

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:57, archived)

Most people lie :(

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:03, archived)

You'll miss the newest hilarious meme
its called 'SHOES ON HEAD'
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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:54, archived)

like this?
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/shoeonhead.jpg
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:02, archived)

10 years
is a vere long lunchbreak..
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:54, archived)

My lunch is very long
in length terms. Roughly 15 miles
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The Neville What what what, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:57, archived)

blimey
after the first 3 miles most people would be too fat to move.

or is it only 1 inch wide?
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:59, archived)

It's the width of 10 human hairs
So it is filling, but not in a greedy way
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The Neville What what what, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:00, archived)

If that is pubic hair width, then if it
is anything like my ex wife, I can only assume you are eating rope.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:06, archived)

It's spaghetti.

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Lord Gnome, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:00, archived)

Meeting my friend's baby boy
I know that's not technically exciting but it was for me. It was very life-affirming, and left me all gleeful and happy.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:54, archived)

That sort of thing
is always pleasant. Small people make happy coo-ing noises
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The Neville What what what, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:56, archived)

Past 10 years?
Ummmm. I asked FF to marry me. That was quite exciting, I guess.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:55, archived)

Hurrahs for excitamarriagings!

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The Neville What what what, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:55, archived)

Yes!
Hurrah indeed!
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:03, archived)

I didn't know that.
Hurrah for this sort of thing.
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Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:59, archived)

Aww shucks.
Thanks
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:02, archived)

Baaaaaaaaabies

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:02, archived)

Not for a whiiillllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:03, archived)

Did he look excited when you went down on your knees, only to be disappointed 5 seconds afterwards?
;D
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:04, archived)

I stabbed my finger with a screwdriver
when I was installing cat5 cables earlier on.
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moohalaa, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:55, archived)


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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:00, archived)

Don't sign writing companies ever say to a client
"Are you sure you want that? I can run it through a spelling checker if you like"

This morning I was behind a white van with a professionally made sticker set on the back reading "NO JOB TO SMALL". I would have done a Picard head in hand if I hadn't been driving.
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Druid, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:47, archived)

All the sign writing companies I've used have mentioned any errors to me at the draft stage.
Don't know if this is usual.
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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:49, archived)

haha
oh, the apostrophes I've seen... the worst one was on the side of a Taxi, where the apostrophe, although grammatically correct, was for some reason actually a comma.

There's a sign writer's shop in town with a flashing "take away" sign in the window, presumably an example of their work, but I can imagine that causing some confusion at 2am on the main road out of town.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:49, archived)

You're assuming sign writers are a group of pros

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:49, archived)

Ahh, that's the notoriously
fickle "Jimberson Window Cleaning Co" at work, they have an ongoing dispute with Jimmy "Siesta" Small, and have openly worked this into their
advertising campaign, telling all who care to look that Jimmy Small ain't getting no window cleaning work done, the terrible bastard that he is

Clients never pay any attention anyway
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The Neville What what what, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:50, archived)

Maybe they have had problems supplying services to a Mr Small in the past.

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:50, archived)

*fat joke*

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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:53, archived)

LOL U WUDNT KNO ABOUT TATHT U FAT FUK
Yes, Bud is STILL following you around replying to most of the posts you make.
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Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:58, archived)

he noes

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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:59, archived)

He could have cut the vinyl himself.
I know someone with a vinyl cutter that works off an old-skool printer port. Its not that expensive these days.
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mr_wicksy is.... old., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:50, archived)

I looked into this.
It is still reasonaby prohibitive in the short term.
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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:53, archived)

Well, he did get the cutter for nothing off his Dad, thinking about it.
But the vinyl costs bugger all now, apparently. He's stickering-up our vehicles if we want, for nothing, if I provide the art.
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mr_wicksy is.... old., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:55, archived)

most printers use the customers spelling
then if its wrong they can point out that the customer should have checked the drafts.

thats whya lot of chinese restaurant menus have so much dinglish
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:51, archived)

the customer is also probably quite often
absolutely convinced that their version is right, and you'll only lose business by trying to argue with them.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:52, archived)

^this
the wife's a printer (well, when employed), and he's had to put through some right old cockups because the client gets bolshy when questioned.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:52, archived)

If I notice obvious errors in client copy
I fix them, and if there's ambiguity then I query them

(I don't make signs, but I do get client copy for the various jobs I do)
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rob, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:54, archived)

depends on the job
printers do all kinds of stuff, you leave the typos alone because you dont know if they were put there for some LOLZANY reason
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:58, archived)

fair dos
the stuff I do is much more collaborative with the client than just printing I suppose
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rob, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:02, archived)

One time when I was at Uni,
I happened to be with the college social sec when he went to pick up posters for some event from the printers'. It was an invitation to "join the Senior Man" at some occasion, and I looked at it, and... it actually said "joint". He'd had 400 of the fuckers done, and had to do them all again.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:03, archived)

maybe the sign writers knew they were useless cowboys
and wanted to warn potential punters off them
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rob, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:51, archived)

I stuck gaffer tape over some erroneous apostrophes the other week.
I AM THE GRAMMAR TERRORIST
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Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:51, archived)

Happy Candle Day, you terrible cad

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moohalaa, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:52, archived)

That doesn't sound nearly as awesome as actual terrorism.

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well, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:54, archived)

Mr. Small is a local pauper with whom they refuse to do business.

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Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:53, archived)

Two words.
Hersall New's
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:53, archived)

For Sale: Asorted Thing's

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moohalaa, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:56, archived)

Good Lord, yes.
DAVES WINDOWS
WHERE YOUR NUMBER ONE!!
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Druid, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:56, archived)

Link to the picture NOW.

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:56, archived)

I can't at work.
It's in my Flickr.
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Druid, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:59, archived)

MY NUMBA ONE RIGHT HEERE!

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moohalaa, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:58, archived)

It's actually an anagram code for Hill Billy Freemasons
as in Banjos Molt Lo, which means, in Latin, Don't forget Your Banjo.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:53, archived)

I did proofreading for cash, fags and fried chicken
at uni. Things like..

Their was to many peopel at the fare, and it wasnt safe.

Stick out a mile when you scan over documents. It's good money too, speshully when it's a ten thousand word essay, and done with a primitive spell checker.
Just doing it by hand/eye so to say is much better.
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moohalaa, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:54, archived)

The following used to be scrawled on a bridge in Halifax
'you're boss needs you you don't need you're boss.'

Marks for effort.
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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:01, archived)

Sod that Star Trek thread below.
V: The Series was much better.
(Fluffster, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:47, archived)

Is this related to V for Vendetta?
I didn't think V for Vendetta wasn't very good. (The film, anyway.) I thought it did a good realistic-looking dystopian British society that might come about in just a few years, but that was soon massively outshone by Children of Men. Plus there are a bunch of social activist types round here that always wear those bloody plastic masks which are all imported from China.
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Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:50, archived)

I think I am a little older here than most..
www.imdb.com/title/tt0086823/
(Fluffster, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:51, archived)

Ok. Not that then.
Carry on.
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Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:53, archived)

bloody kids..

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:52, archived)

Is that the series
where Ant and Dec amble round parts of Suffolk flicking the V's at local farmers and peasant types?
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The Neville What what what, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:51, archived)

This thread is much better

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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:53, archived)

I had a dream where I was a Star Fleet officer, I was The Ship's Mediator
and had to resolve intergalactic conflicts through the use of Shakespearean language.

I resolved a border dispute between the Federation and the Romulans through the cunning use of the 'mercy' speech from The Merchant of Venice (which in my dream, I knew by heart)

What do you think your rank and position would be on the Enterprise?
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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:25, archived)

YOU FUCKING FAT GEEK

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SuperMatt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:26, archived)

You're nerdier than any of the other fat messes that spend their entire lives on this board

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SuperMatt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:26, archived)

I can't code though.

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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:29, archived)

Gary
Barnet branch. mainly van hire.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:27, archived)

haha

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icklepeach *relurks*, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:30, archived)

Heh :)

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broadsword, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:31, archived)

That guy who isn't on the Enterprise because it's fictional and boring.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:27, archived)

You can choose a different fictional vessel if that makes you feel better?
Deep Space Nine?
Firefly?
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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:27, archived)

The Good Ship Venus?

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:30, archived)

If you like.

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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:34, archived)

My dreams have been quite dull of late.
Not quite as dull as this one though.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:27, archived)

It was a thrilling adventure on the wagontrail to the stars!

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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:28, archived)

have you stopped dreaming about us lot?
I'm disappointed.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:28, archived)

Nope.
broadsword was the last victim some time last week.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:32, archived)

sort it out.
I demand more dreams.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:35, archived)

jesus!
I only slept on your sofa in that dream. Nothing too exciting...
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:36, archived)

You spent your dream sleeping?
You dull, dull girl.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:37, archived)

Yep.
You've met me, you know how dull I am.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:37, archived)

I can't really remember.
I dozed off for most of it.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:42, archived)

It was more of a general request
not specifically about any particular one of us..
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:53, archived)

yeah right

;)
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:56, archived)

I'm still recovering now

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broadsword, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:37, archived)

I'm having horrifically vivid
nasty dreams.

goes with being pregnant *sigh*
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icklepeach *relurks*, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:31, archived)

really?
*huggles*
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:32, archived)

I could clean the windows
I'd intentionally do a bad job though, out of spite.

NOT SO GREAT LOOKING AT THAT LOVELY PLANET YOU'RE GOING TO VISIT THROUGH A GRIMY SMEAR IS IT CAPTAIN DICKARD
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:28, archived)

lol the enterprise only has windows in the series.
In the later films, they are replaced by forcefields.
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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:29, archived)

so if the power goes for a second,
they're all instantly dead? that's clever.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:29, archived)

I can only empasise this
IT'S NOT BLOODY REAL. WHO GIVES A RAT'S COCK?

*and breathe*
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:31, archived)

science fiction is still supposed to make sense though.
Granted, Star Trek never did.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:31, archived)

There are large redundacy measures and most of the ship is separate from the few areas that have views into space.

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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:31, archived)

I guess.

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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:32, archived)

haha
why do they even need windows, anyway? The bridge just has an enormous telly at the front.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:32, archived)

Worf's always hogging it watching cash in the attic on BBC-HD

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:33, archived)

I NEED TO KNOW THE VALUE OF THIS TEAPOT
OR MY ANCESTORS WILL BE DISHONOURED.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:34, archived)

ALEXANDER!

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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:36, archived)

I think the windows are in recreational parts of the ship
and the observation lounge.

I'm sure the Trek wiki can tell you.
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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:34, archived)

I'm not going there,
I might catch something unpleasant.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:35, archived)

Presumably
The windows are for crew members who don't like Picard's taste in programmes to stare out of when he's watching the soaps.
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Lord Gnome, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:37, archived)

and if they're naughty,
he can press a button and eject them.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:38, archived)

That might be difficult
Without depressurising the entire bridge. Possibly not a wise move.
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Lord Gnome, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:40, archived)

what happens when they need to DIVERT ALL AVAILABLE POWER TO SHIELDS/GUNS/McGUFFIN #4?

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:31, archived)

they all have to get in the wardrobe

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:32, archived)

I think it might only be the Captains readyroom, chambers, the bar and the observation lounge that have forciefields as well.
I'm not an expert though.
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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:33, archived)

any reason why?
I'm guessing there's a ridiculous plot element involved.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:34, archived)

I think the forcefield windows are only alluded to in
First Contact, as an example of how vast the gulf in technology is between the 24th century and the point of first contact.
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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:36, archived)

They catapult the dead bodies at their enemy's ships
Manly Kingon kids coz they've got bumpy hard heads.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:33, archived)

I DRIVE THE BOAT.

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:29, archived)

Assuming that in the future,
everyone has a job, even me...
I'd probably be working down the cargo bay counting palettes or something. How exciting.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:29, archived)

no no no
With your computery knowledge, I see you more as Chief Engineer Jam Master Geordie La Forge
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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:30, archived)

I don't know all that much about 23rd century computers just yet.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:31, archived)

You aren't really getting into the spirit of things.

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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:36, archived)

I am,
I'm fucking inventing them as we speak.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:37, archived)

speaking of which...

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:39, archived)

My friends and I
used to pull our alice bands down over our eyes and pretend to be Geordi La Forge.
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Comma, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:32, archived)

I'd be Holo Deck Operative
So I could watch you all have sexy times with air on imaginary furniture.

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/12979/1175778696.gif
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:29, archived)

That is brilliant

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Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:31, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/7b56ac272ae16f710ea2/shatnersweatgif.gif
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:34, archived)

Hooray!

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Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:35, archived)

that bob hoskins is looking a bit rough these days

(Dangermouse., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:32, archived)

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/12979/1176204264.gif
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:34, archived)

Always liked this one.

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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:37, archived)

how about this?
i90.photobucket.com/albums/k264/Wormulus/gaytrek.gif
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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:40, archived)

I want to draw something today but I don't know what.
:(
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:45, archived)

Living proof of why
You shouldn't look down the wrong end of a phaser to see where the light comes from.
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Lord Gnome, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:38, archived)

He's like a latter-day PJ or Duncan.

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Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:43, archived)

Hahahahaha.
Haha.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:35, archived)

ship cock

(WhiskyForAll! b3ta isn't the place to bully people., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:29, archived)

Wesley Crusher?

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:31, archived)

i thought that

(WhiskyForAll! b3ta isn't the place to bully people., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:33, archived)

I used to crush on him quite hard
despite the unitard.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:33, archived)

I'd biff Deanna Troi right in her tit badge so it would be doing
*Beedeepoop**Beedeepoop**Beedeepoop**Beedeepoop* and calling the bridge and they'd hear her getting pounded and calling me Captain Beanspread and bloopingallovertheplacehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand....I'm done.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:37, archived)

Maybe it's because she's a Landahnaaaaah

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:39, archived)

Oi lleeeeev it SUNSHYNE!
I'm the most Londony Londer sounding on here. I got a cock knee voice.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:43, archived)

Giving the ladies pearly necklaces.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:47, archived)

My brother sent me a postcard from a place called Watchet.
He tells me the next towns along are called Leavet and Avet ;o)
(allergic to curry, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:50, archived)

I'd be an anonymous crew member who's never appeared in any previous episode
and gets put on dangerous away missions with two indispensable characters.
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Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:30, archived)

Ensign Ricky?

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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:34, archived)

What's my surname? I DON'T HAVE ONE, DO I?

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Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:38, archived)

think twice before you put that red jersey on in the morning.
only Scotty gets away with that. Remember, blue and yellow are the safe colours.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:43, archived)

you're such a terrible geek.
DS9 should have had an alien zoo. I'd like to have worked there, if I had to choose.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:32, archived)

DS9 should have BEEN an alien zoo.
that would have made a much better series. No matter keeping all the fucking aliens outa human space and fighting monsters in a mother fucking wormhole, the apes from venus need feeding and the martian cunt snake take needs cleaning. A nightmare!
(WhiskyForAll! b3ta isn't the place to bully people., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:35, archived)

I'd give you any odds there'd be fucking Klingon animal rights activists trying to release the animals.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:36, archived)

and full of exotic diseases
caught off the Rampant Trogbeast from Alpha 4.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:37, archived)

Security officer, hopefully

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:32, archived)

Surely Captain?

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:36, archived)

That would be the best
but realistically (yes, I know) I'd take security officer.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:37, archived)

Chief of Security might hold the rank of captain.
While the actual captain might be a commodore or something.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)

I watched "Doomsday" last night
It had the guy who played Bashir in it as the prime minister.

"The President?" I slurped into my tea. "Bashir, that terrible bastard?". But yes, he was the prime minister.

If I was living in Star Trek DreamWorld, I'd be the ship's Tribble
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The Neville What what what, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:48, archived)

Hello pixel people
I was given a Nintendo Wii by a very nice chap a couple of days ago. I know nothing of modern game console things. What are good games to play on it?

Ta,
Broadsword xx
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broadsword, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:14, archived)

Did he make your bum sore in return?

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BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:14, archived)

It was an unexpected gift in return for letting a mate crash at mine while he was having problems at home

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broadsword, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:23, archived)

My friends have only ever bought me earrings and vodka, I want your friends.
Quickly now, hand them over, I've not got all day.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:33, archived)

I'm guessing he is soon to be single if you fancy a go

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broadsword, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:44, archived)

Get wii fit and pretend it's helping you lose weight

(

SuperMatt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:14, archived)

Isn't it about £90 or something?
I think I'll stick with the gym, unless Wii fit comes with exercising ladies to perve over
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broadsword, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:17, archived)

Mine is a liar
according to it my weight can go up 2lbs in a mere half hour of being on it. How does that work?
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moogy boobles, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:42, archived)

Osmosis?

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broadsword, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:45, archived)

Apparently Okami on it's quite good
Resident Evil 4 is alright

Apart from that I've barely touched mine.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:14, archived)

"Barely touched mine" she says.
On /talk, and all.
What is the world coming to?
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:16, archived)

I do insert the controller on a regular basis.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:17, archived)

PICS OR GTFO

/desperate b3tan.
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SuperMatt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:18, archived)

Google vaginal insertion or some shit.
Don't google 'some shit'. Well, unless you're into all of that silliness. I never got my head around copro, or vomit play. Not my scene.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:19, archived)

Okami eh?
*makes note*

How is your vagina this morning?
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broadsword, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:18, archived)

Tired but happy.
How is your face?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:18, archived)

Mostly symmetrical

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broadsword, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:20, archived)

Not that bit *points*
Oh...no, hang on, that's cereal.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:20, archived)

Mine's got lip stick on and and I'm blowing kisses at the postman out the window

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:19, archived)

You're a better girl than I am.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:20, archived)

Okami is cocking ace!
I have the PS2 version, though - I don't know how well it works with the Wiimote.
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Bob Todd whee, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:40, archived)

What was the nice chap wearing?

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:14, archived)

A clown suit
duh
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BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:15, archived)

Shove it RIGHT up your cock
Edit: Mario Kart is fun and I think it's called Wario Ware Smooth Moves. That's great fun.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:16, archived)

Surely that would be very painful and possibly dangerous?

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:17, archived)

It's already been RIGHT up there.
I think I was given Mario Kart with it, something like that anyway, comes with a little steering wheel thingy
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broadsword, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:19, archived)

Steering wheel?
That'll be Tetris.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:20, archived)

Or maybe Pac Man
wakka wakka wakka wakka Brrrrrmmmmm
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broadsword, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:25, archived)

Metal Gear Solid 4

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well, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:16, archived)

Have they released it on the Wii?
I've only played it on the ps3.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:16, archived)

No its not on the Wii.

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mr_wicksy is.... old., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:17, archived)

Right you are.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:18, archived)

But it IS still awesome.

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mr_wicksy is.... old., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:21, archived)

Oh yes, no argument there. Fucking cracking game.
I'm playing it through again, when I can be arsed. It's a bit too easy though, as I've still got all my guns from the first time. Railgunning people gets old.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:22, archived)

Godfather Black Hand Edition
Worth the console on its own

Mario Galaxy
Scarface
Zelda twighlight Princess
Guitar Hero 3

Edit: Resident Evil Umbrella Chronicals is also excellent (you need to get the gun which comes with cool crossbow game) but its hard as nails
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:16, archived)

Cheers!
*makes notes*
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broadsword, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:23, archived)

Do people in china all wear stuff like this?
www.look9good.com/b2b_cpinfo.asp?id=13171
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Malaka omdz, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:17, archived)

Guitar hero 3
Mario Kart
Wii Play
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icklepeach *relurks*, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:18, archived)

I've got the 2nd two, guitar hero doesn't appeal at all
/allergic to geetars
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broadsword, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:22, archived)

so was I
can't play the real things at all!

I love it.
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icklepeach *relurks*, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:40, archived)

that one with the guns

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:18, archived)

The one with the floating globe where you get electrocuted on the arse and condescended to by a shakespearean actor when you miss.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:20, archived)

Star Trek: Bridge Commander?

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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:23, archived)

Damage Report!

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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:26, archived)

Resident Evil 4
WarioWare
Wii Sports
mario kart

are all good, but to be honest, you should just give it to me instead, I'll take special care of it
(Dangermouse., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:21, archived)

Cheers, will have a look into those first two

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broadsword, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:27, archived)

I'm sure all the Nintendo franchise games are good
Look for things with mario, Zelda, Metroid on them.
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WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:22, archived)

Mario Kart
is my favourite.
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moogy boobles, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:24, archived)

Mario Kart if you like Mario Kart.
No More Heroes is odd but quite good. Resident Evil 4 and Lego Star Wars are really good. And if you can connect it to the wifi, you can download loads of old games.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:25, archived)

I was thinking about Lego Star Wars
I've seen light sabre things for the Wii, but judging from the reviews they are quite shit.

It is hooked up to wifi, are old games free to download?
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broadsword, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:29, archived)

Lego games are the bollocks
Indiana Jones and Star Wars are two of the only games I've ever bothered completing.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:35, archived)

Think I'll get the Star Wars one, ta

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broadsword, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:41, archived)

No, you have to buy Wii Points which you can then turn into games.
They usually cost between three quid and seven.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:36, archived)

Ah ok
I need to have a look into all this stuff
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broadsword, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:43, archived)

wholesale footwear brand clothes and shoes,supply container
Our companies in china own oneself's factory, 2 shoes store, a clothing store,Our products are popular all over the world with high quality,competitive price,fast delivery and efficient service. Delivery for free. You can get products with in 5-7 days.
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payment:we can accept Western Union,maneygram,bank,paypal
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(look9good, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:11, archived)

Bou?

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:12, archived)

Oh man
I want to look as good as you do now
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SuperMatt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:12, archived)

not just good
9good.
(WhiskyForAll! b3ta isn't the place to bully people., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:12, archived)

Trust me, love, you do.
:p
(allergic to curry, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:12, archived)

*licks fingers*
*rubs nipples*
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SuperMatt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:13, archived)

Are you smoothing your nipple moustaches?
O.O
(allergic to curry, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:13, archived)

No
I just realised someone set fire to my nipple hairs
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SuperMatt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:15, archived)

Friction?
;o)
(allergic to curry, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:19, archived)

Um...
Fuck off you aids infested cockwhore
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BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:12, archived)

You again?

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well, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:12, archived)

ding?

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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:12, archived)

HOPE YOU COME CHINA BUSINESS TOO!

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:13, archived)

Oi. oi.
No need to get personal.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:13, archived)

You need container?

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well, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:13, archived)

I own myself's factory.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:14, archived)

if you need container,hope you come china business,also have good price!

(WhiskyForAll! b3ta isn't the place to bully people., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:13, archived)

Sucky fucky 5 dorra?

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BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:13, archived)

This kind of naughty magic is welcome very much!

(

Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:13, archived)

Candle-related etc.
Cousin.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:14, archived)

Hun Dan

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Lord Gnome, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:13, archived)

Where's my special lucky fresh gift for me?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:14, archived)

Wow

(VodkaCoke, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:14, archived)

Im going to add you on msn
that can't go badly.
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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:14, archived)

It's all fake
FAKE!
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Malaka omdz, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:15, archived)

I have been flickering my latest panoramic effort
www.flickr.com/photos/danger_mouse/2799975956/

I like it, even with the artifacts in the corners
(Dangermouse., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:18, archived)

Why hasn't this been mod edited?

(

WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:22, archived)

Because it's more interesting than 90% of the threads that get started on here.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:23, archived)

I for one want to see more Chinese Shoe threads.

(

WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:26, archived)

Haha
Fack off!
(Fluffster, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:26, archived)

You people make me sick

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SuperMatt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:09, archived)

I want chicken kiev for dinner

(

SuperMatt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:10, archived)

shut up you fat mess
this is not a dinner thread
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SuperMatt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:10, archived)

i LOVE KIEV
prefer minsk though
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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:11, archived)

I could really go for a chicken kiev
even thought it's not real food.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:18, archived)

Sorry, I knew I should have washed my penis

(

broadsword, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:10, archived)

I went into work 8 hours early this morning
d'oh
(

Malaka omdz, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:10, archived)

my lip keeps splitting in the corner
AIDS
(

SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:10, archived)

Do you know how I got these scars?

(

SuperMatt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:11, archived)

OH NO!
*puts nurse costume on*
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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:13, archived)

*wanks dry*

(

SuperMatt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:13, archived)

Breathe gently through your nose, tilt your head back a bit further, and try to relax your throat.

(

Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:11, archived)

Yes.
We put bleach on your cornflakes.
(

Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:11, archived)

even me?
especially me.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:11, archived)

you're the worst one
I mean, look at how FAT you are. You disgusting pig.
(

SuperMatt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:12, archived)

*meatsweats*

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:20, archived)

I've never been so disgusted and turned on in all my life

(

SuperMatt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:21, archived)

I thought it was because my babies have lefted me:(my insides feel funny)
I am now all alone,YIPPEE.
(VodkaCoke, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:11, archived)

Hug's myself to make me feel better.

(VodkaCoke, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:22, archived)

whoops, missed this one
have a huge **HUG**

They'll be fine, honestly. They are (mostly) taken care of and are really sensible kids.
It'll be fine and you get a nice rest
(Dangermouse., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:29, archived)

Yes I noticed :(
I may just disappear wow like magic.
(VodkaCoke, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:32, archived)

nooooooooooooooooooooo
Don't go!

*clings*
(Dangermouse., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:35, archived)

Only joking :)

(VodkaCoke, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:38, archived)

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