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prince charles has a website thing that records from your webcam - and they don't appear to moderate it
here's me testing it:

frog.rainforestsos.org/player/?messageGuid=CdmO4Agh2w

and if that's quite dull - and it is - what books have you enjoyed recently?
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rob, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)

you rebel you!
Someone record an episode of family guy onto that thing. I would do if I had a line-in.
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

in 7 seconds bursts
as that's all it records
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rob, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

Oh,
...just the jokes then
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)

That should fill all of ooh, 3.5 seconds?

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jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)

nice
just making sure it was clearly over the line.
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)

NEAR THE TOP
frog.rainforestsos.org/player/?messageGuid=K5bgt3RCKw
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)

Frogtastic.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)

LOLLING MY LAUGH OFF

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

Haha,
oh yes!
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Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

It works on so many levels.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

Powerful Art

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)

The book question gets asked quite a lot
I'm reading the de-de-da-de-de code by Robert Rankin at the moment, and am really struggling to finish it. Shame, I like the bloke but his recent books are a bit poo.
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broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

I found that.
His earlier stuff is really good.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)

Yeah, the armageddon books were good
I loved the Ealing ones, maybe partly 'cos I'm from that area, dunno. It was just nice, pissheads saving the world. He seems to have lost his way a bit after that.
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broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

I know what you mean.
They're good but not great.

Oh come one Robert, get back to form man.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

I take it all a bit personally
'cos I've always bigged him up to friends, have been out drinking with the man a couple of times, but the books just aint all that any more
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broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

You should pop over and have a word.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

Last I heard, he was writing a book about a DIY store in Brighton
Never seen that on the bookshelves so it must've been REALLY bad
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broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

Oh dear.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)

Oh, Robert. :((((
1984.
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

I'm about to start
Pies and Prejudice by Stuart Maconie.

I'm enjoying Thank You For The Days by Mark Radcliffe and rereading Dawn of The Dumb.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

OMG! RADMACARONI FIVES!

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)

THUNDERING NORTHERN DJ APPRECIATION TENS

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)

*BREAKS OUT THE PIES*
I have literally just decided that I am going to make a pork pie.
A proper pork pie.

EDIT - Is Pies and Prejudice about Mykey then? LOLOLOLOLOFOLDSFIVEJOKELOLOL!
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)

pshaw
oh you
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)

PIES PIES PIES!

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)

MOTHERFUCKING PIE FRENZY

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)

I MISS LARD.

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)

I didn't enjoy his solo 6 Music show

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magnum, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

I enjoyed dawn of the dumb

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broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)

Brooker is fabulous

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)

^this!
one of the reasons I like my iPhone is that I have an RSS client on it by which I can read his Screen Burn column on my phone without forking out for the Guardian on a Saturday which was pretty much basically the only reason I used to buy the Saturday Guardian
/end waffle
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)

I've meant to read that
I always enjoy his columns and TV shows but I dunno, never got round to it.

I'd like him to attempt a proper book though.
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rob, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)

it's basically just the columns condensed into book form
but yeah, would be interesting to read a novel by him. It's guaranteed to appeal to every b3tan ever.
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broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)

He needs to come back on TV soon methinks
Newswipe is off currently. Anyone know when it's back/filming?
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)

I saw pride and predjudice with zombies in hmv the other day.
I might buy that one.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)

probably something by andrew vacchs, sick shit indeed

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mongychops, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

Stuart Maconie - Adventures on the High Teas
Mark Radcliffe - Thank You for the Days: A Boys' Own Adventures in Radio and Beyond
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

I've just finished The Secret Life of Houdini: The Making of America's First Superhero by William Kalush, Larry Ratso Sloman
It's quite good, although I have now bought 3 other Houdini books so it's turned out to be quite expensive.
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magnum, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)

I want to read
THIS
I'm not paying silly money for it, and instead waiting for one of my friends at work to steal it away from her magician boyfriend so as I can borrow it!
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)

And then you can photocopy it for me
There is an biography of a magician I want to read, but it sells for £200-£300 which is a bit of a shit.
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magnum, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)

bearing in mind the cost of the book, I might just spend a few evenings scanning every single page of it onto my PC
i may even invest in a textbridge program and create a pdf of it!
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)

And by invest
you mean borrow off the internet.
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in vino veritas, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)

precisely

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)

ouch
is it out of print or does it really retail for silly money?
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rob, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)

Out of print, limited run, written before he was famous, and magic books are usually very expensive anyway.

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magnum, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)

*fives*

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)

We totally answered his question.
Fucking sweet.
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magnum, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

It was published as a limited run for use within the magic circle when he wasn't famous
but as he got more famous, demand increased and drove up the price of it.
It is currently out of print, primarily because he refuses to sanction a new print run of it as about 60% of the techniques he uses in his live shows are explained within it (hence the pricejack)
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)

Ha,
I wonder how long that will stay there. Going green are we?
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Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)

Shane McGowan's biography.
Absolutely brill.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)

I'd like to read that
*checks play.com*
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broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)

Trust me, it's well worth a read
Get it if you can, I got mine from Zavvi before they went tits up.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)

It's called "A drink with Shane McGowan"

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Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)

Gotcha, cheers :)

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broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)

Whats it called?
Play gives me 603 results & I'm fucked if I'm plowing through that lot
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broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)

See above

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Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)

twilight.
yeah!
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)

I've read Twilight and thoroughly enjoyed it.
Also White Tiger which won the Booker prize last year was great. Am currently re-reading Paddy Clarke Ha Ha Ha which is as mediocre as I remember.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)

And I'm still in awe of Luke Haines' book
Bad Vibes - Britpop: My Part In It's Downfall
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)

i enjoyed that muchly
it made me try and listen to his records - turns out I hate the auteurs but quite like black box recorder.
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rob, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)

He's such a bastard.
He's ace. He's my new hero.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)

my wife read it and she said he's like me at my worst
which coloured my reading a little
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rob, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)

Oh my.
You utter bastard.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

I still need to buy/borrowthisoffofyou

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

Of course you can borrow it.
Double F was reading it but I don't think he enjoyed it. He's MAD.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

It's truly truly wonderful.

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

Catch 22,
Scarpetta and Tunnels, Towers and Temples London's 100 Strangest Places. Not one HR book because I just found out that I passed my final year's exams and stuff.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)

Thanks for your randomburn lady.
It's ACE. Radar Love. GET IN.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)

I have just received my second random burn
Is that an average hit-rate or have I been unlucky? :)
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in vino veritas, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)

I've only got one : (
Will Blue Star be naming and shaming?
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

Glad you liked it.
It's a love it or loathe it track I find. Apparently he looks pretty rough now, which is a shame.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)

WELL DONE!
Gin?

I find out on Wednesday...
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)

Thank you!
Gin at the weekend definitely, but not on a school night. I do have a small bottle of cider though. Good luck for Wednesday, I'm sure you'll be fine, you did all your work and enjoyed it, I think examiners can tell that.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

I didn't enjoy Catch 22
well done on examining OK.
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magnum, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)

Cheers.
I didn't enjoy it either. I think I now remember it as one of those books that I'm glad I read once but didn't need to read it again.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)

Charlie Brooker

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)

Monstrous Regiment
Pratchett.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

Liked that.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Illuminatus!_Trilogy

i liked your Green advert, now I sleeps
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

None.
I've got spaz-hands, so I can't turn the pages.
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)

Stuart Maconie's Pies and Prejudice.
I'm finishing off To Kill A Mockingbird at the mo.
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Druid, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

I thought it was funny
I just Spook Country by William Gibson, which is a very interesting read (the stuff about geo-hacking and location-sensitive art is great) but it feels like the middle part of a trilogy and there's no third part (yet).
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)

BLIMEY the football!
An excellent night, there.
How's your football?
Fattest on the buzzer, etc.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)

December 8th JMG

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

I think everybody in the Championship looked up the game against us, first.
We're everybody's cup final.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)

Excellent

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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

I just want Christiano Ronaldo to fuck off and not come back

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)

I'm sure you were impressed by the U-21's tonight.
I know you're very patriotic and that.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)

horse balls to international football
I don't cheer if there's scousers playing
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)

LOL I hear that Real Madrid want their money back
cos they found out that they can get big girls blouses from Primark for £4.50. LOL

HELLO FRANK
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)

I heard he applied for a transfer to Tottenham when he heard two of their strikers were Bent and Keane
HELLO ETC I AM HAVING A CUP OF TEA
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)

Ha ha!

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)

hahaha

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)

instead of penalties, there should be dance offs, with the winning team being the one that produces the sickest, most radical moves
the referee acts as beatboxer
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Lightguy hail satan, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)

BRILLIANT!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)

Oh man this sounds like an excellent idea.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)

Has there been football?
I have been out doing stuff which I cannot divulge. I'm now trying to do some work but my limbs aren't working entirely as I would expect them to.
How are you JMG?
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broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)

Canny.
Yes, there's been under 21 football, at which England have excelled.
Firm handshakes all round. No girls.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)

Ah, I don't take much notice of this under 21s malarky
well done England anyway
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broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

we beat spain
hurrah
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)

Did you get all the celebrations when Barcelona won... whatever that was a month or so ago?
They were going mental round here, ffs, it's like the geordies celebrating an Isle of Wight win
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broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)

yeah thats normal
my little local town won promotion last year

10,000 people lined the streets, it was crazy.. and spain won the euros too... incredible...

i have some vids on utube gaz me for links
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)

I've seen the way the Spanish serve cider on youtube, not sure I can cope with anything else

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broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

i'm confused by this whole confederations cup
what the fuck is it? why are europes teams in it now? is it new or has it changed?
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mongychops, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

It's between the winners of each FIFA confederations respective cup with the world cup winner chucked in
It's essentially a warm up for the World Cup next year, so stadiums and logistics can be tested.

I think it's fairly recent.
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WHARRGARBL, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)

eh? so why are germany, spain and italy there? what is this cup they won? i'm still lost

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mongychops, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)

Germany aren't in the Confederations Cup. They're in the U21 Euro Championship.
Basically, the FIFA confederations are a way of grouping teams for (I assume) World Cup qualifiers.

Asia is represented by Iraq, The Asian Cup winners
Africa is represented by Egypt, who won the African Cup of Nations
N. America is represented by the USA, who won the Gold Cup
S. America is represented by Brazil, who won the Copa America
Europe is represented by Spain, who won the European Championships
Oceania is represented by New Zealand, the Nations Cup winners.
Italy are there as they're the reigning world champions.
South Africa are the hosts.
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WHARRGARBL, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)

Best way to look at it is like a "Champion of Champions" tournament.

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WHARRGARBL, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)

what Karl said, but the European ones are playing in the European under 21 championships in Sweden at the same time
confusing times, no offence
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)

I went for a run so didn't watch football.
Sounds like a good result though.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

the ball should be blue

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)

Fucked, with the potential for either more fucking up, or awesome turnaround :(
Barnes and McAteer? Even me, the eternal fucking optimist when it comes to Tranmere, is starting to have doubts
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)

Egypt beating Italy.
Fantastic result.
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WHARRGARBL, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)

Someone in my workplace has pig aids.
OH EM GEE. I'm well worried*. This might be my last week on earth. What should I do?

*couldn't actually give a fuck
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)

Have someone make you feel like a woman
By suggesting you go and do some ironing.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)

Don't make me fuck your shit up, man.
I'm WELL manly.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)

If you say so, madame.
Now would Madame prefer the pink iron, or the duck-egg blue iron?
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jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)

I'mna smash your face in

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)

Which household implement would Madame prefer then?
I recommend the frying pan, very housewifely.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)

Rolling pin makes for an easier swing.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)

Ah yes.
It does scream housewife more, but the frying pan does have a touch of the internet about it.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)

I could proper smash him up
couldn't I Mister Baby?
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)

Yes

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)

Darn tooting.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)

I'd agree with her
Otherwise she'll give you an orange sauce enema.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)

Fuck his shit right up.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)

Walk into your nearest Tesco.
Pick up a carrot.
Fall to your knees and scream "MY BROTHERS"
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WHARRGARBL, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)

I like this idea

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)

dunno, i'm so bored i just googled my user name, it was once just me, now there are loads of mongychops
and cheerytomato.com must be pissed i show up first in the search, wankers
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mongychops, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)

barry
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

Watch Battle Royale.

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Druid, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)

Erm...
well *finds something else to do*
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

go to a supermarket
buy lots of phallic vegetables and some ky/vaseline, watch the till monkey's face
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weaver., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)

But I do that on my weekends...

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

seal yourself in clingfilm

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

HELL YES

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)

LAMINATION.

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)

IT'S THE ONLY WAY

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)

COOK BACON IN LAMINATOR

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)

hahahaha
I'd like to see this.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)

Could put it between foil?

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Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)

*nods head*
This sounds like a newsletter idea.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)

Done.

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Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)

Wear a sign and a bell.
Lepers around *clang bell*
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

I like this idea
too
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)

tell the internet

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Lightguy hail satan, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

I see what you did there.
*taps nose*
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)

A fair few people I know have it now
They're not that worried either
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

Yes, but would you make bacon out of them?

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jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)

are you a carrier?
:\
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)

no she is an online porky telling, fat john merrick look alike
and if she is a troll she does it in both looks and online tedium persona
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mongychops, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)

beefy.

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)

Probably now, given that I live in London and was in Islington last week
However, I haven't made contact face-to-face with a known infected person.
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)

WOW REALLY?
REALLY?

GOSH! BETTER PAY ATTENTION TO YOU THEN
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

I don't know anyone who has it.
Just someone where I work. Do they REALLY have it, or are they just attention seeking?
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)

she is just lying, as per usual, don't feed the troll

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mongychops, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)

Yes, I'm lying. As usual. Well done there.
/sarcasm. In case you couldn't tell.
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)

We could, but you're probably lying about that as well.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)

Lol, you made a funny.

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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)

you are the little ugly wolf that crys boy
you are utter shit
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mongychops, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)

pfft

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

Roffle.

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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)

Who'd want that attention.
It's like that benefits spotlight advert.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)

They possibly love the isolation
One of them is a massive party animal and has been told to stay at home.
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)

Oh well, shit happens I guess.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)

They got Tamiflu and one got Relenza
So I assume so
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)

You must know LOADS of people

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broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)

As far as I know, everybody knows loads of people
Just because I know them, it doesn't mean they're my close friends or anything.
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)

Fly to Spain
and buy me a drink
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broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)

My arms are tired
LOLLERS

Shove Spain RIGHT up your cock.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)

Well, if you are going to be like that
SHOVE your PIGAIDS all the way UP YOUR CUNNY CUNNY FLANGE MINIMOOMOO
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broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)

AWW
WUVWOOWEALLY
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)

METOO
*SNUGGLYWUGGLES*
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broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)

:D
That's cos I'm fucking GREAT
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)

I NO
and any second now my sig is going to reflect that
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broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)

YAY
Immortalised in someone's sig. No greater honour.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

Give me a snog?
I could do with the time off work.
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CowJam, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)

I don't have it.
But I'm bound to get it. And die from it. Can you wait a week or so?
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)

I don't actually want it
but since I work in maternity/childrens hospitals if I've a good chance of having got it I'd need to stay of work til I'm sure.
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CowJam, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

OH EM GEE
I work in a hospital too.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)

See, I've just finished my tea. Chilli and onion omelette with
potatoes, leeks and green beans. Fuck you, SexFace, with your manky 'take away', I'm obviously FAR superior to you with my proper meal. You're obviously from rough stock, pleb.

What's your favourite PROPER meal?
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Druid, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)

Sunday roast

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jenpots, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)

Onion gravy is lovely. Yorkshire puddings filled with proper onion gravy.
How are you, Potsicle?
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Druid, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:27, archived)

All happy and glowing

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jenpots, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)

That's ace.

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Druid, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:29, archived)

Yes I am

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jenpots, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)

Not as good as me though.

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Druid, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)

I'm tons better than you and you know it!

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jenpots, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)

In the tits department maybe :)

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Druid, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)

In every department
including balls
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jenpots, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)

Ooer.

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Druid, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)

this is true
I do have more balls than you.
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jenpots, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)

Three?

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Druid, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:35, archived)

oof!
She's got a point
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)

:oD
*smugs it up*
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jenpots, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:36, archived)

it's all just food

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well, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)

That's true
But some is tastier than others.
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)

A home made curry, or a roast lamb dinner
As long as there's a Yorkshire pud in there.

EDIT: Actually, nothing quite beats a jacket potato with a good salad.
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)

a-a
paper wraps baked potato
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)

STEAK
and onion rings. With DEEP FRIED vegetables.
scotland is an odd place.
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Cae1, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:27, archived)

Deep fried vegetables are only not wrong if they're Tempura'd

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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)

Is that really what you can get in Scotland? That's
crazy talk.
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Druid, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)

I just made an awesome sort-of bolognaise.
It had beef, tomato, garlic, onion, red pepper, red chillies and black olives in it.
The olives were from the Greek deli I discovered yesterday, and were very tasty.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:27, archived)

My landlord's son did a bolognese
Which had onion, beef and the normal stuff. Then said it wasn't a bolognese because there was no carrots in it!
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:29, archived)

oh yeah, I read this the other day.
The base of the sauce for bolognese traditionally contains not only carrot, but also celery. Well I say traditionally. That might just be the French version.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)

I don't like this idea at all
We use blended mushroom skin and tomato to make the sauce bit
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)

He's a loony.

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Druid, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)

I rarely eat much these days.
I'm trying to lose a couple of pounds to look nice on my holiday.
(Sebastian Winnett, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)

Chorizo-fried ribeye steak
green salad
blue cheese dressing
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:29, archived)

See what you've done there is named some lovely foods and
put them all together in some kind of Jekyll and Hyde mad potion.
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Druid, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)

trust me! it works
fry some chorizo in a dry frying pan
fry the steak in the oil produced by the chorizo
green salad on the plate
blue cheese dressing on the salad
steak on the plate
chorizo on the steak

takes about 5 minutes from start to finish, and the taste of the chorizo oil / steakblood / blue cheese dressing is fucking awesome!
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)

saint lucifer's pot roast

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Lightguy hail satan, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)

Uncle Jonathan's Corn Cob Pipe!

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)

Great Odin's Raven!

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)

Saint Damien's Beard!

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mr_wicksy is.... old., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:36, archived)

Don't act like you're not impressed.

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)

egg mit ham

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)

I don't know.
I'm watching Masterchef and just had to bin my tea of savoury rice as it was as dull as fuck. Sadface, OFFLINE.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)

I hope it was just a packet one.
I want to see Drag Me To Hell. You two need to work less and have fewer birthdays to go to.
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Druid, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:35, archived)

Two years ago I was complaining I didn't have enough work to do :(

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FoldsFive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)

Make hay while the sun shines. Well, we both did.
It'll calm down I'm sure.
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Druid, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:40, archived)

Jambalaya!

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FoldsFive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:36, archived)

Has to be a 16oz gammon.
With salad, veg, chips or potatoes, fried egg.

Classic eating.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)

You know this?
www.b3ta.com/talk/6235373

I opened it in a library earlier and it wouldn't close :(
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Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)

The link within that thread, by the way.

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Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:41, archived)

What Basingstoke related anecdotes do you have?
Please.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:29, archived)

I once went to Basingstoke for some work.
I had a pint in a pub that was part of some sort of shopping centre and some crap food. Then I went home. The End. Needs more bommyknocker and honey. You egg-fried cat leg.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:31, archived)

Are you me?

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)

It's unlikely.
Is your name kaiser soze or tyler durden?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)

Yes.
Is yours?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)

Yes.
Is mine?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)

No idea.
I'll check my driving license.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)

i don't
should i make one up?
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well, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:31, archived)

that would be nice

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:31, archived)

I've been to Basingstoke.
My company has an office there. I had a meal in the wetherspoons, umm looks a bit naff. That is all.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:31, archived)

Your story is too similar to mine.
You need to improvise some variation.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)

Well...
I went to this office party and then OH NOES TERRORISTS, but it's ok because I'm wearing a vest and I have a gun.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)

Mind your feet on that broken glass.
That could be a bit stingy.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)

I don't think I've ever been there
Apart from going past on the way to London.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)

I changed trains there once

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)

fuck Basingstoke man, fuck Basingstoke right in the fucking ear

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)

You weren't there, man.
You don't understand.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)

I concur.

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)

fuck off cripplecock

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)

You make my day.

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)

Basingstokeophiles
there all over the world according to www.basingstoke.me.uk
(Agent Dale Pooper k in the p, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)

I once saw a hockey game there, it was quite good.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)

They have an ice hockey team called the Bison
But no real Bison.

Reply fail!
(sockpuppet Is a donkey's willy warmer, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)

Ryan?
Please be Ryan.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)

I can be the new Ryan if you like..
*Generic Maddie joke*
I HATE ESME!
(sockpuppet Is a donkey's willy warmer, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)

*holds very tightly*

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)

HEEELLLLLOOOOO...
Ryan?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)

Dave?

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)

I don't even know where Basingstoke is.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)

France.

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)

Le Basingstoke au oui oui.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)

Oui Oui is what the frogs call Noddy.
Freaks.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)

It's one of the fucking dreadful non-towns that litter the motorway death valley that vomits out of the west of london.
People go there for 'work' and to slowly die inside.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)

I really like this.

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)

Haha.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)

for a long time, I associated baked beans with basingstoke

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)

"basingstoke" is an anagram of "takes boings"
i bet you're glad i'm here
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spacefish bong!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)

Or "I takes bongs" to continue the omg drugs lol theme.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)

i snog basket

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)

I own Planet Corduroy on DVD if that's any good?
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magnum, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)

I'll explain that one for the people at the back
"Oh no. Wait. That's Marcus Brigstocke"
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magnum, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)

8 out of every 10 people either work for the AA
or know someone who works there
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)

i have a friend from basingstoke
he's a cool dude
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Lightguy hail satan, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)

bugger
i've just broke my space bar with an old false tooth
(Agent Dale Pooper k in the p, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:26, archived)

howonearthhaveyoudonethat?

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)

boredness
and accsess to a false tooth
(Agent Dale Pooper k in the p, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:31, archived)

bugger, you just did a double thread
there will be wobbles and tears next.
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jenpots, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)

oh

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well, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)

SHUT UP RYAN etc

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)

Go away now.

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Jobe, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:28, archived)

Jobe jobe jibber jabber jobe.
I think I'm too old for the internet.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)

The what?

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Jobe, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)

The world wide wicci wicci wild wild wassup wascally wabbit.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)

lol

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:29, archived)

the worlds thickest shit
I just found out my mate and his girlfriend got arrested last night for sniffing coke in the middle of a club called the glass spider

glad I never went out with him I mean wednesdays no day for that

whens the last time you got caught taking drugs?
(Agent Dale Pooper k in the p, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)

Oh dear god.

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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)

HA! THICK, ROUGH PEOPLE!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)

Peasants.

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Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:18, archived)

:\

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)

Over Easter I was seen drinking a glass of sherry.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)

My shit isn't thick today.
I think it was that god awful burger I had from Asda.
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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)

Never

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jenpots, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)

i'm injecting a heavy dose of mega-heroin right now

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Lightguy hail satan, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)

Fucks sake.
lolomgdrugs
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)

Hello YOU!
God, it's been some time. I was once kicked out of a club for smoking a cheeky spliff in the corridor. Good times...
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)

why?
are you sitting next to a pedo on a bus?
(Agent Dale Pooper k in the p, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)

Shall we not feed this one?
He seems a bit dull.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)

I WANT RYAN BACK.
:(
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)

i want doesn't get

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Lightguy hail satan, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)

You just want him for his sister.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)

I'll give what I believe is his phone number to anyone who gazzes a request.
As long as they promise to record any phone calls.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)

You are a terrible example to the youth.
And the aged.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:14, archived)

got te be more subtle than that innit

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)

Wait. Didn't you die or something?

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:15, archived)

LOL drugz r kool

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)

sniffing coke?
what next I wonder? glue snorting?
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)

perhaps they just really like the smell of it?

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:26, archived)

One time right, I totally got my little brother to snort some white powder, and then our mum came in and gave him a bollocking!
That was like, the best day ever. Especially as it was really rat poison, and he died.
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)

Considering the clubs I go to end up with the bouncers dealing
I'm safe as to whether I'm on them, but I don't take them any more.

I've never been caught TAKING them.
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:12, archived)

fucking shut up

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:13, archived)

Tetchy

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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:14, archived)

I dunno
It made me laugh
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jenpots, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:16, archived)

You are much much too thick to be able to sustain these tedious schoolboy lies with adults.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:16, archived)

Mate, if you think bouncers dealing in clubs is lies, then maybe you should open your eyes

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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:12, archived)

2 friends and I were just about to spark up in one of their car's, we were parked in a turning point for buses between fields.
This van came down and the farmer guessed what were doing, we fed him with crap about being lost which he didn't believe for a second, then we drove off and did it elsewhere.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:23, archived)

Drugz r cool

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Jobe, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)

oh, this one time
i drank a couple of pints of beer and i'd already had a junior disprol!!!

man, that was a crazy night!
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)

I drank a whole pint of calpol once.
WACKY!!!!
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:29, archived)

Steady. Did you get arrested?

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Jobe, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:29, archived)

I had a glass of sherry and forgot that I'd already taken my hay fever meds
ended up ODing on antihistamines, I thought time was going backwards
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)

I once ate an apple that was a bit rotten and all fermented and that and went CRAZY mental and did some stuff that I can't tell you about because of The Law and it was on telly.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)

Hello you fat shits.
As we all know, I've seen the world from most angles. This is another reason why I am head and shoulders above you all.
But where'd you, the internet like to visit?
I'd like to visit Tokyo, and Vegas in succession on the same trip.

Me.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)

I'm going to Vegas later this year.
In your FACE, JMG, peace be upon you.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)

Nice one JMG...
..yeah, I'm a bit sensitive about my weight problem y'know. Oh um, Nepal that region I guess.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:41, archived)

Vegas, Tokyo, the Grand Canyon, Your local on a Friday.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)

GET IN!
Bud!
I'm delighted to see you on here, as it's been VERY serious on here as of late.
You're the kind, calming type of guy we need on here.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)

In the last five minutes, I've had at least one song written about me.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)

I'd like to see it included in Baldmonkey's shit podcasts.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)

He'll have to pay hefty sums in royalties to the woman.
I doubt he's got the sort of folding that this would require.

Oh JMG. HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)

WELL!
I left b3ta for a fortnight or so at the turn of the year as I was in a land with incredibly limited internet.
I got back to find that b3ta was incredibly shitter than usual, and since then there's been a slow to no increase in general entertainment.
I haven't allowed fat misery to get me down however, and I remain quite the chap about town.

Yourself?
I trust you're anywhere up to seven users on here now, bullying Mykey?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)

It's basically me, you and him on here.
I feel this is the sort of achievement that only we can appreciate.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:49, archived)

Terrible bullying.
:(
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)

i liked kyoto more than tokyo, no offence

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mongychops, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)

Okinawan Islands

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jenpots, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)

I'd like to go somewhere like Petra but I'm not sure I'd fit all the way inside without what ever is left bursting

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)

Cuba

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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)

new zealand
maybe next year
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)

It's just like Newport Pagnell

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)

im just hoping theres rat monkeys

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)

Mexico and Egypt
And go back to New York. Oh and maybe do a road trip through the US.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)

Victorian England, where I can take as much opium as my excrubient lifestyle would allow.
Fuck modern life, smack and whores is where it's at.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)

Or to Mongy's house, it sounds pretty similar, except he has wide-screen telly too.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)

Plymouth

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)

~~outh~~ stock

Very close by, very uninteresting.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:54, archived)

Anywhere but Stoke though.
God I hate Stoke.
(

The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)

~~outh~~ pton

Very close by, very uninteresting.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)

Always wanted to go to Sri Lanka.
It's a bit ''killy killy'' over there at the moment though. Went to Cuba a couple of years back, the place is amazing.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:49, archived)

Ireland

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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)

Jolly pricey
and full of yanks.

Be a chink and go to the Lake District.
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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)

are you fucking kidding me?
I want to go to Dubai and Egypt and China and Brazil and England and loads of states

except alaska. Fuck Alaska.
(

Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)

I hear www.amazon.com is lovely this time of year.

(

Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)

Very boring question alert #1
I've seen an image I created for a b3ta image compo on a few other sites with no credit. One of the sites even has it's name across it.

So, do I:

A: Ask them for said credit

B: Threaten them with death

C: Call them all cunts

Thanks.
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addickted has attained freedom, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)

Just leave it, it's the internet

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SuperMatt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)

What image is it?

(__, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)

fuck off and stop being talented enough for people to steal your work.

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jenpots, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)

The idea that you have choice is an illusion.
You will definitely pick one of them, and it cannot be the case that you pick anything but that one.
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Comma, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)

God loves a student.

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)

Which one?
Is it Ryan's sister?
PHWOAR.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)

GET STUCK IN

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WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)

I wasn't even here, but I can tell the week you were away was better than when you're here.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)

It's over bm,
over.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)

I DON'T WANT IT TO BE OVER.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:09, archived)

CEASE AND DESIST
All of this is ON THE RECORD.
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)

There's no point indulging in navel gazing on here
most of them can't even see their navel without a mirror on the end of a long stick.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)

This is why you get loans and not grants.

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WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)

It's a common falacy
that that is a lack of free will.

edit: All you are saying is that it is impossible for him to pick an option that he does not pick. There is no lack of options there, the only thing you are saying he cannot do is defy fundamental laws.

Of course he'll pick a course of action, and once he has picked it he cannot then pick another, but he still picks it.
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CowJam, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)

what the fuck are you blathering on about?

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WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)

this one is also me.

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WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)

No
This is the internet. You get the chance to post your shit anywhere you like and spout your nonsense freely without restriction, so when someone wants to redistribute said shit, don't cry out for recognition. Next time tag your shit and everyone will know who that shit belongs to.
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)

Good shit.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)

My bollocks is freely redistributable under a creative commons license

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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)

Happened to me a few times
Watermark it next time :)

If you weren't going to make any money from it then let it go :) Half the shit in Nuts Magazine is b3ta stuff with the name cropped off.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)

DEAR INTERNET USER
I can draft a letter to send to them via email DEMANDING ROYALTIES BE PAID IN FULL.

I am happy to GAZ YOU A SAMPLE.
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)

D: Appreciate the fact that your work is being deemed good enough for others to steal

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)

Gutted.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)

I stole your colon and I'm pushing it as my own on my website.

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)

Dude, that colon has Sexface's AIDS on it.

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WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)

It's in a display case;
a displgay case.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)

your arsepipe is not a display case.

(

WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)

You tape a boxing glove to the end of your bed and fuck it

(

Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)

you can only get a hardon if you are wearing a my-little-pony ballgag

(

WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)

Hotdog down a hallway, wink.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)

You post like you know this for intimate knowlege.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)

I think I've got pictures of my colon somewhere.
That would make an awesome Facebook Picture.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)

Is it chocolate from a pink cock or pink chocolate from any old cock?

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)

Move on ennit.
It'll probably happen more than just this once.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)

meh, fuck it, shit happens, drive on

(

mongychops, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)

Woooh there nelly, hold your horses....
Someone might take that the wrong way, you best disclaim that mother fucker.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)

DO IT MONGY
be true to your meme.
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WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)

WORMULUS WAS LURKING IN HIS TIME AWAY LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
He also has a supprisingly large amount of ACs
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:14, archived)

ACs?

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WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)

promise never to post or even look at an image found on the internet that is not watermarked and that is funny or good.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)

Hark! A message from wiv da angles.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)

Whoever this sick person is that's posting on SSG's account following our loss, please stop.

(

mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)

did he pass away? nobody even told me :((((((

(

mongychops, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)

ABC

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Fictional Emma, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)

I AM GOING TO WORK NOW BUT HELLO

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)

omg omg omg omg omg omg

(

mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:09, archived)

easy as 123

(

Lightguy hail satan, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)

The Daily Heil done this to me
With my apple iCans.

They did!
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)

D: Get the fuck over yourself, you talentless sap.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)

Good God
i thought you were dead. How the fuck are you?
(

BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:28, archived)

Apparently I'm back.
But I'm not really.

FUCKING EXCELLENT.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:28, archived)

FAN bloodyTASTIC
Been anywhere nice?
(

BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)

I moved into a lovely big flat.
Then I played ps3 games, iPhone games and went to ATP.

So, yes.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)

Sorted.
i want a iPhone
(

BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)

They're very nice. Wait for the 3GS.
It's got dedicated 3D chip fun in it.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:32, archived)

Blimey
will do then. Ta
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BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)

go round their house and poo on their plates

(

Lightguy hail satan, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)

You should definately do something.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)

This walnut and mushroom pie has lots of walnuts and not many mushrooms in it.
Do you think that we have free will?
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Comma, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

Walnuts and mushrooms are horrible
that pie sounds disgusting.
Yes.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)

It's actually a very nice pie.
I like it even though I'm not particularly keen on walnuts.
Why do you think we have free will?
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Comma, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)

Well, I have the choice to do what I want, don't I?
it's within my will to reply to this comment for example.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)

Do you think you could have chosen otherwise?

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Comma, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)

this is possibly the best online argument i have ever seen

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)

I fucking will next time.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)

you know that they kill thousands of insects in the walnut harvesting process right?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)

I have a cottage pie.
There's almost no cottage in it at all.
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)

What you need is some cottage cheese and anti-cheese.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)

Why am I the one that has to provide the cake for my birthday tomorrow?

(

SuperMatt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)

Ahh, sorry dude, working =(

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)

COCKHOUND

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SuperMatt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)

I didn't want you there anyway

(

SuperMatt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)

I'm just not over you yet

(

SuperMatt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)

I don't think I can ever be over you, sweetcheeks.
In time, I can learn to live with you, once again, though.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)

I don't like cake for my birthday.

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)

Have you decided if you're going to come yet?

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SuperMatt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)

Nah, I'm too poor. I checked my account and it it spat out a reciept that just said


    Your Balance is
-----------------------------
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA 
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA 
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA 
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA 
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA 
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA 
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA 
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA 
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA 
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA 
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA 
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA 
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA 
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)

I will make it up to you the week after when I get paid. we can go out for a drink.

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)

*firm handshakes*

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SuperMatt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)

*chuckles*

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jenpots, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)

I once baked a cake for myself with a friend on my birthday.
I added too many eggs, it was an experiment in cakemaking.

A tasty experiment which I ended up giving to my brother.
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Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)

Oh my, I forgot about my Sushi I brought for lunch and my Pie'n'Chips for dinner.
Man, sometimes life just gets better and better.

Oh boy, I wish I was as happy as I am.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)

within constraints set down by those in power.

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)

Is that freedom?
It doesn't make much sense to say that someone is both free and constrained.
(

Comma, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)

Exactly. ironic, innit
"You have free will to do whatever we say is alright"
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)

Yes, you're allowed within your will to kill somone.
There will be consequences, but nevertheless your will allows you to do it.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)

AVEN ROMALE
Walnuts suck. You shouldn't eat them, they'll corrupt your soul.

Saying that though, I do love coffee and walnut cake. More for the coffee icing though.
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Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)

That pie sounds a bit rank :S

(

Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)

Colonel? Rear Admiral?

(

Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)

I'll get me coat...

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)

You have free will to do whatever you want
Repercussions just influence your decision to do it, but the will is there.
(

Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)

ALL DAY I've been looking forward to getting home and spazzing back to see how the Ryan Bury, 18, Kendal thing panned out
only to find he got banned just after I went to bed.
And then deleted his facebook account.
I am disappointed.
I am also living in fear of the orthorities arresting me for talking about his sister's lush fanny.
(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)

Hello.

(

WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)

Good.
*ruffles head*
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)

c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/28/l_1ff00d1dd4d492bbe806061aff712465.jpg
(__, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)

I'm not clicking that.
It's probably a picture of you and Pickle Fairy trying sex.
(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

Using an intricate pulley system

(__, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)

And some guttering.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

guntering

(__, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)

Muntering?
LOL
(

BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)

Let's see a picture of your Sex God appeal then

(__, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)

Aww mate was only playing, here this is for you :)
icanhascheezburger.com/2007/01/12/wait-ill-fix-it-2/
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BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:06, archived)

lollololololllololllolololollllolololollllll

(__, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)

:)

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BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)

I'd fuck him.
I'm gorgeous me!
(

Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)

What is that a picture of?

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WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)

MY COCK
LOLOL!!11!
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BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/babyruth.jpg
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

I was more looking at the one of the right.
Boy? Girl?
(__, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)

What does it matter to you? You've only got eyes for Pickle Fairy.

(

Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)

:(

(__, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)

kissy wissy kissies!!!!!
:D
(

Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:08, archived)

That cock hungry whore can suck your balls out of your meatus.

(

WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)

Jesus, what am I posting?

(

WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)

I've got no idea dude...

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)

you love dunking sausages into pickle fairy and then frying them
then bumming yourself with the greasy sheathed dildo
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WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)

I am also disappointed about this

(

executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)

I'm sure she could fit you into her flexible schedule.

(

jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)

OH BALDMONKEY!
Why are you always picking on the youth of today?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)

hahaha he deleted it?

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)

Deleted.
I really enjoyed that. It created a brief sense of board unity and uber-bullying.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)

I missed it :(
Quick synopsis plz?
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B.T., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

Kid came on here being a bit meh
everyone called him a cunt
He spazzed out
BM posted links about him i.e. bebo facebook etc etc
he got banned.
End.
p.s. BM was willy wanking over his kid sister with a motorcycle helmet on and biffing a snooker cue off his noggin up until 8 minutes ago.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)

DEAR INTERNET USER
These are VERY SERIOUS accusations.
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)

It's ok, I've got a Police Dog who is my witness.

(

Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)

How can a dog be a witness?

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WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)

DEAR INTERNET USER
under article 16 of the CDPEGLR REGS AN INTERNET DOG can be called as a witness.
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)

Sweeeeeet

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)

bark!

(Police Dog bark bark bark, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)

:D

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ArthurTheRat, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

snifflesnafflesnoffies

(Police Dog bark bark bark, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)

YAY Police Dog!
*patpatpatpatpat*
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

spinnyspinnyspinnyspinny

(Police Dog bark bark bark, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)

I love the internet.
From fat womans doing toilet to people stalking teens :D
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B.T., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

What Donkey Gums said.
HE wasn't especially bad, but he did slag off a regular (Esme) who has a minge (Vagina) so I leapt on my white horse (wanked) and saved her (looked up his name, DOB, found his address, telephone number, photos and other assorted gumf)
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)

Thread link?

(__, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

Oh... there's loads...
search for Ryan, that should do it.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)

Did you get his phone number or something?
I just read the popular page
(__, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)

Didn't publish on the board, but yes, I believe so.
I might test it later and try to smooth things over with his mum. His sexy mum.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

Say that you're from his school
And he needs ortherisation for a school trip.
(__, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)

Haha
Baldmonkey is going to JAIL

NONCE JAIL
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

*salutes*
ANYTHING FOR THE CAUSE MEIN FURUEURUR
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)

I think people should do their research before coming onto here...

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)

I tried to be nice to him
but he threw it back in my face.
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SuperMatt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)

Autism harshness right there.

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

and the last thing you want is niceness on your face

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)

DEAR MR BALDMONKEY
YOU WILL FACE INTERNET CRIMINAL CHARGES.

I NEED 12 PEOPLE TO VOLUNTEER FOR JURY SERVICE - APPLICATION VIA GAZ.
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)

guilty
of all crimes, ban him
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mongychops, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)

I'm going to hire Police Dog as my defence law person.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)

is he a bar(k)rister
or a solic(e)itor?

sorry :(
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

You mean a solisetter

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ArthurTheRat, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)

Or a barristerrier

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Newington, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

or a labradawyer

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)

I'd say this wins.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)

Or a
district attornjak
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Newington, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)

DEAR THE ACCUSED
SO BE IT.

I SHALL PIMPASS PROSECUTE YOU SO HARD THAT YOU WILL SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IN INTERNET PRISON FOR THE TERRIBLE CRIMES YOU HAVE COMMITED.

I am gathering loyal JURYMEN and JURYWOMEN to act as a panel to DELIVER AN INTERNET VERDICT.

I PROPOSE Lord Justice JAM MASTER GEORDIE AS JUSTICE OF THE PEACE.
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)

DEAL!

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)

I WILL SEE YOU IN COURT

(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:06, archived)

I turn my back for five bleedin' minutes
What's happened now?
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Newington, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)

HUZZAH!
*ruffles chin*
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)

check mikes list
:)
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weaver., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

mikes list makes his profile the only one here worth reading.
it is a massive benefit to humanity.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)

I know all three of those words
but I still don't understand
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Newington, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)

Mike's listed all /talk flounces and failures
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=16234
(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

Phil Collins is going to track you down and beat the shit out of you

(

Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)

i start getting threaten at my home :(

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

"i have also informed my school who prosecute trespassers and will be keeping watch for anyone who desides that is a good idea."
That's one dedicated school; taking calls at midnight.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)

The mods moved fast last night.
He was on the ropes.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)

Result: TKO

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

You catalogued his flounce rather nicely.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)

Has your UB40 cd turned up yet?

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)

Not yet.
Bear in mind you've sent it to Cornwall, it'll take an extra few months to get here.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)

If you were making the modern A-Team movie, who would play what parts?
For me:
Hannibal - Ian McKellen
Murdock - Jim Carrey
Face - Robert Downey Jr
BA Barracus - Samuel L Jackson

Alternatively, what movie are you most excited about seeing when it's released?
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WHARRGARBL, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)

you are truly a film buff

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)

~~film buff~~

cunt
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)

I would have all the original actors as their characters
apart from Hannibal would be a German Shepherd.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)

Hannibal - JMG
Murdock - JMG
Face - JMG
BA Barracus - Blackface JMG
(__, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)

~~JMG~~ FRIZ

Pickle Fairy is the van.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)

(__, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)

you love the attention.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)

:(

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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)

Surely you should be The Face?
You'd need your own A-Team van though as you'd take up too much windscreen.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)

Waaaay ahead of you.

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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)

beaten by 12 seconds
Mine was cussing his massive mug though. So I think it's more of a 1 2 punch from us both.
(

Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)

I love it when a plan comes together.
*big tens*
*freeze frame*
*fade to black*
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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)

YES!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)

I can't wait to see..
www.aintitcool.com/images2009/bigbastard.jpg
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)

:D
That does look excellent.
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WHARRGARBL, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)

NO. NO SAMUEL L JACKSON
He's over used and it annoys me. Please, someone, find Hollywood a new black superstar.
(

SuperMatt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)

I was considering Laurence Fishburne.
But I think Samuel L could pull the character off better.
(

WHARRGARBL, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)

Pick another one!

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SuperMatt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)

Will Smith wouldn't be any good.
Michael Clarke Duncan is a possibility, I suppose.
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WHARRGARBL, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)

Forest Whitaker

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)

Will Smith?

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)

Wesley Snipes
Or is he in prison?

Denzel?

Ok I've run out now
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)

Hannibal - Leslie Neilson (before he pegs it)
Murdock - Jim Carey
Face - Me
BA - Me, blacked up
(likeajackhammer, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)

I am still excited about STAR TREK despite having already seen it three days ago.
I especially OMG'd at the minor character donning a red suit and dying three minutes later.
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Newington, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)

I loved the extendable sword.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)

"Autorisation code, wictor wictor two."
*** AUTHORISATION CODE NOT RECOGNISED ***
(

Newington, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

Did someone say
Star Trek?
(

Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)

This connection isn't great and I can't load heavy stuff right now as someone is on the Skype phone.
I will turn my attention to this matter as soon as possible.
(

Newington, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)

No movies.
But Holy Shit, the gameplay footage of Splinter Cell Conviction from E3 has me cacking my pants in excitement.
(

B.T., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)

Hannibal - Arnie
Murdock - Stallone
Face - Seagal
BA Barracus - Sandra Bullock
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)

I choose
Hannibal - Leslie Neilson
Murdock - Steve Buscemi
Face - David Hasslehoff
BA Barracus - Tommy Lister, Jr

I really want to see Inglorious Bastards
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Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

Hannibal - Jo Shishsido
Murdock - Willem Defoe
Face - I dunno
BA - Michael K Williams (Omar from The Wire)
(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)

Don't know but they'd drive
this.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)

Hannibal - Anthony Hopkins
Murdock - Noel Coward
Face - Simon Pegg
BA Barracus - Stephen Fry
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Newington, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)

I pity the fool, sir, who drinks Lapsang with his elevenses.
Earl Grey or Ceylon are far more appropriate beverages. Sucka.
(

Newington, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)

the proper answer is:
Hannibal - Mel Gibson
Murdock - Jim Carrey
Face - George Clooney (or possibly Pitt)
BA Barracus - Michael Clarke Duncan
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)

Hannibal - Larry David
Murdock - Jack Black
Face - David Hasselhoff
BA Barracus - Tracy Morgan or Whoopi Goldberg
(

rob, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXEk3deCOm0
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)

ME!
What's the JMG gossip machine thinking up, today?
I've been OUT and ABOUT.
(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

Signing on doesn't count as being out and about

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

Hold on, internet.
I've just signed on NOW, today?!
This is a thrilling new chapter, and indeed plot twist.

What have I been doing these past years?
(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

You have to sign on every week
But you already knew that, having signed on for the last 3 years
(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

it's every two weeks
but then all the dole scum must look the same two you as you cruise past in your Mercades, on your way to the head office to buy orange juice shares
(

Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)

It is? They are?
I shall have to get my butler to point out when they are different.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)

I'll be honest. I don't know dole. But you're much more in tune with it.
I therefore think you're a paedophile.
THAT'S internet logic!
(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)

You're playing the system Abu Almajibab Geordie

(

Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

I remember the week I told everybody I was semi-Muslim.
It wasn't as fun as the week I pretended to be a female on /board, but we can all probably guess how both weeks went.
(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)

I was huffing so much it was impossible to eat my morning bran flakes

(

Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

Are bran flakes better than all bran?

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)

Jammy
how're preparations for my visit to Newcastle going?
(

GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

I've shot three fat people.

(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

Are you sure it wasn't just one really fat person?

(

WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

I'd hate to see some of these people merge.
:(
(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)

good job!
I hope all the sexy ladies are getting into lines of sexy
(

GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

I'm out with girls from the SOUTH this weekend, GMoS.
I think I might wear a singlet.
(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)

good luck brave soldier
this weekend I will be chasing tail.
(

GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)

You've only been mentioned once today JMG
you're loosing the wobble vote. What are you going to do to counter this? I think you should repost the same thing as you do everyday but 3x more.
(

Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

I do not wish to be the subject of the fatty.
I'd say this is BETTER news, DG.
*JMG Anthem*
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

*long flag trumpets*
Would you like more women to lust and talk about you JMG? You'll have to fight me for the 'prettiest girl on b3ta crown'. They're all lesbians so you'll need to go down that route...
(

Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)

I think it's common knowledge the most femanine b3tan is Moohalaa.
:(
(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

I kick myself in the dickbag solidly for 1 week of each month so I have a man-period and feel and connect with their grumpy, hormonal nonsense ways

(

Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)

I have been womaning.
I have clean and tidied my house. And now I'm making tea for me and my girls.
(

jenpots, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

*Standing ovation*

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

I need to wash my hair.

(

B.T., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

Oh JMG it's been awful.
Apparently I've been repressing my homosexuality so hard that I haven't any friends.
(

WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

really?
I thought it was because you're a twat.

I don't actually think you're a twat, it just seemed the b3tan thing to say.
(

jenpots, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

OH MY SWEET RETURNING WORMULUS!
As a man who the internet decided calls Moohalaa for phonesex on the phone for sex, I kind of understand where you are on this.
Have you managed to upset the incredibly serious on the internet?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

hold on, i can't work out who is actually upset,
you're the only one i ever see going on about people being upset online. you and friz. can someone explain?
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)

JMG is pro-Ahmadinejad >:(

(

ArthurTheRat, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

I know someone who is the spitting image of Ahmedinejad

(

WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

I'm going to belt you with my placard.

(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

lapicard

BALD!
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)

you broke up NKOTB in 1994

(

Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)

Well it's about time you were out
not so sure it's wise to be about though.
(

Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)

I believe JMG has just been sent off for USA

(

executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)

CAN THEY NOT HOLD IT TOGETHER FOR ONE GAME?!

(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

I heard that you were actually a super computer from the future
sent to mock the obese human race until it commits mass suicide by over eating.
(

Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

Hello JMG!

(

Newington, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

I have today received my GOLD subscription
I am officially LIVE.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

Do they send you gold every month?

(

Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)

you turned Mother Glossip's cows milk sour
and ruined my harvest
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Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)

it's been very hostile here today jammers
mainly this morning

no need though, we need a more civilised internet
(

manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)

I'm getting internet... and an xbox
all i need is a game that I don't think is queer, that you and the boy handsome like and then THE WORLD, MOTHERFUCKER!

lol... mother... dole and other things of that nature
(likeajackhammer, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)

you're near scotland jmg, pop up there and beat up my boss please

(

mongychops, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

Would you rather go to prison for 6 years and have everyone think you were a pædo
or have AIDS?
(

WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

i don't think a pretty boy like me would survive in prison for 6 years,
especially if they thought i was a child molester.
(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

Thats very insensitive to sir sand goblin
He hasnt got six weeks, let alone six years
(

Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

let's try not to think about that shall we?
anyway, i have at least a year!
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

Im afraid not
Your latest results were gazzed to me earlier by INTERNETDOCTORMAN and im afraid its six weeks.
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

I'm going to ladbrokes to place a bet that he out lives you
They gave me good odds that you'll die of Fat Lung before October.
(

Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

FAT

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

:(
I was told that I might even last until the christmas after next!
(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

I think your doctor might have been being slightly optimistic
I reckon you'll last till August.
(

Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

place bets?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

Awww
*packs away party decorations*
(

SuperMatt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

And you can take off that clown suit with the groin flap

(

Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

Tough one.
AIDS, probably.
(

Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

I would rather go jail as I could proove I'm not.
And if they don't believe me I'll fuck their kids!
(

Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

awwww, can't I have both?

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

I'd rather be a collector of spores and fungus

(

executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

That should be spores, moulds and fungus

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

I'd rather someone come visit
now my house is actually clean and tidy.
(

jenpots, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

Put the kettle on, I'm on my way.

(

SuperMatt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

She said 'Come and visit' not 'Visit and come' dude

(

Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

Will you provide me with booze?
If so i will get on the next boat south.
(

Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

I don't have any booze in the house
But I could nip down to Asda if you want some.
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jenpots, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

They have Dalwhinnie for £18 right now, or they did anyway
That'll do nicely.
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

£18?!!
I don't like you that much.

;o)
(

jenpots, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

*sniffles*

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

I've got this cleaning thing sorted
I'm going to clean my house before I move anything into it
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

after about 6 months
it needs doing again. That's what I hate about cleaning, it never bloody stops.
(

jenpots, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

:P
I intend to hoover a couple of times a week, I'm giving the house a really good clean tomorrow morning though. It shall be interesting to see how many times I can fill the hoover.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)

God, I've just got back from the dentists having had my first ever tooth extracted under local anaesthetic, - what a fucking frightening experience, - the horrible, horrible noises it made *shudders*.

Edit - The worst thing was that I had been referred to the specialist by my dentist who had told me that I needed to have the second molar removed as my wisdom tooth was growing into it, but the specialist suddenly gave me options of:

Remove the molar
Remove the wisdom tooth
Remove the molar and wisdom tooth
Do root canal work on the molar

but he wouldn't give me any advice, just said I had to make the decision, immediately, because he had another customer waiting.
(

C, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)

Well lah di dah
I've had 11 teeth out, and it doesn't get any more fun.
(

The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)

alright Sammi?

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)

That's harsh even from you
*weeps into her pillow*
(

The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)

I'm not too harsh am I?
I wear a dress and flounce about with a stick for a sport.

How can I be harsh?
(

GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)

tooth mong
I bet you've got a mouth like goatse
(

WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)

Blowjob Shark

(

Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)

Hammer head?

(

Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)

I just have a tiny mouth. Allegedly.
The teeth that remain are beautifully ordered.

*beams*
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)

^this for me too.
I had to have a load of teeth out because I had too many teeth for my mouth. I like to think that this means I have a small mouth and not the massive trap I appear to have.
(

Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)

it might be small, but its certainly loud

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)

It's small-mouth syndrome, we're just overcompensating.

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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

Mine's small person syndrome.

(

Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

*turns head around looking confused*
i can hear someone very loud, but i cant see them
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

You therefore have Scrappy Do syndrome
Sorry :(
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

*small mouth high-fives*
Although I only had 6 out. Possibly more to come now my wisdom teeth are growing sideways.
(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)

I had four taken out for similar reasons,
two on the top, and two on the bottom.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)

SMALLMOUTHS OF THE INTERNET, UNITE!

(

The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)

^
You're all freaks
(

Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)

I agree with DG
you weirdhats
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)

They are all reversed and their bums have got jaw bones.

(

Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)

and they walk on their hands and talk out of their pants

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)

I do that :(
(

Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

y'what?
speak up
(

manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)

a what now?

(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)

and that was just from your lady parts

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)

VAGINA DENTATA!
*eats your toes*
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)

Only if I kick you in the cunt

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)

so thats why vibrating toothbrushes were invented

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)

woopdedoo,
i've got cancer.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

Yeah, but I bet you've still got canine teeth

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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

fair point.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

kkkrrrrrrr
kkkkkrrrrrrrrrrrr
KKKKKKRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAACK
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SuperMatt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)

aDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)

BARK!

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SuperMatt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)

Who the fuck do you think you are?!?!? POLICE DOG!?!?
GET OUT. NOW.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)

:(
*snarfles*
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SuperMatt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)

snarf from thundercats?

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)

DEAR INTERNET USER
I require the services of a POLICE DOG
Do you know where I can find one?
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)

Nope. sorry.

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)

That's new just in here at the Mediocre News Hour.
Next up, Jane is still not sure which colour curtains to go for. The lighter cream or the slighty darker cream. And dogs. Aren't they just adorable? All this and more later, but first this:
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)

News just in!
There is a CLOUD in the sky, no wait...15 clouds! Is this a cloud INVASION?! back to you Edd.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)

I wouldn't worry DG, it may just be a storm in a teacup. Aha!
Now Mediocre Sports News.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)

Sports...isn't it?
Back to the main story.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)

Try rubbing a dry green scourer over rough porcelain.
Now that's a horrible noise.
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)

chewing a cotton sock still makes me cringe

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)

The best thing for that is a pellet of cotton wool wrapped in tinfoil.
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C, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)

GYAAHHH! MY TEETH! you cunt!

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)

my very first trip to the dentist was enough to put me off
the fucker gave me a filling on top of an absess.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)

It was a promotion.
Buy one abscess, get one filling free.

If you'd bought three, you might have got a root canal too.
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)

dammit
why did no one explain these offers to me at the time?
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)

I had a load of teeth out when I was a kid.
I don't know what was worse, the injection or the yanking out of the teeth.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)

Definitely the injection into the roof of the mouth.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)

I remember having a flute lesson with my dragon of a tutor, right after getting a tooth removed in highschool. I couldn't even make my mouth remotely the right shape. Bad times.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)

this

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)

I had loads out as a kid, - 8 in one go if I remember right, but I had gas then, so I was asleep, which was a lot better.
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C, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)

that gas hurts your arse, doesn't it...

(likeajackhammer, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)

I always put the sore arse down to the dentist bumming me while I was unconcious.
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C, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)

something odd about your dentist i fear

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)

*panders in your direction*

(likeajackhammer, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)

Tooth enamel down a blackboard
And the resulting screams... bleugh.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)

I have yet to have a filling
oo err
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

My sister has no molars currently.
She brushes her teeth now.
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Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

I dont unerstand how people let their teeth get like that

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

My second molar has the same fate (LR)
I think I'll go for extraction if they won't do a root canal under general.
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)

I just got full marks for tash or gash
best thing to happen to me all day. Very proud!
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)

You must work in a very boring office.

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jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)

I'm meant to be copying medical records into a new hard drive.
But shan't.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)

-----------------------------
Indeed.
Although they have been charmingly nicknamed "Rape boots" by Donkey Gums.

Twat.

([*]jim_bob CDs rcvd = 2. Sent = 5. Acknowledged = 0, Thu 21 May, 10:04, More)
-------------------------------------------------

HAHAHA you wear RAPE BOOTS!
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)

Aye, and I'm wearing them now.
I have yet to invest in a decent pair of trainers. Can you provide me with good shoe advice, oh magnificent DG?
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jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)

Ones that don't make you look like you belong in Games Workshop
Some Vans or something.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)

Actually the whole wardrobe needs a good going over.
When I was unpacking my stuff for the new house I found shirts I haven't worn since 2003.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)

I've always wanted to meet a girl with a muff shaved into the shape a Victorian explorer's tash

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)

a muff for the intellectual and adventurous man
yes?
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)

With monocle

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)

nah monacles are more of a penis thing
if you ask me
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)

I want to put a hot air balloon up her foofoo and eat Phileas Fogg corn snacks whilst I bounce my cane off her forehead

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)

In my spare time
I'm going to find you your ideal porn site, based on what you just said. There simply must be a market for it.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)

Needs pugs too.

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)

You best just skip a step or two now and hate Esme Weatherwax.
It'll save time in the long run.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)

:(

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)

i still dont really get this /talk place

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)

If you get it then you have to leave and donate all your money to Tom Cruise

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)

why tom cruise?

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)

Why not Tom Cruise?
eh eh eh ? eh eh?
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)

how can you hate background noise?

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)

what?

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well, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)

You are so exciting

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)

Oi! Did you get my CD?

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)

Well, when you've got both you're gonna be an expert at it.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)

yep
and proud
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)

This is me btw

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WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)

I'm listening to D12 tracks...
I'm all, like, down with the old skool or something
(likeajackhammer, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)

i was listenign to daydreamer by menswear eariler on
living my teens again
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)

I heard Purple Pills for the first time in AGES the other day.
It was Eminem week on Q.

Also, HUUUUUUUUUUUUUBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)

The mashup with Depeche Mode is genius

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WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)

Yes.
Yes it is.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)

Used to like them. Shame that Proof guy got 'lit up'.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)

erm... word

(likeajackhammer, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)

Is b3ta being slower than a mong after a car crash for anyone else?
Alternative question: Who the fuck thought designing a usb drive like this was a good idea?!
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B.T., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)

this?

(likeajackhammer, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)

or that

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rob, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)

or the other one

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)

This!

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jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)

For some reason the link isn't working.
www.engadget.com/2009/06/18/rocky-iii-usb-drives-sadly-missing-burgess-meredith-version/

This.
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B.T., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)

novelty USB drives are useful
especially in colleges where the students have 100s of the fuckers - having something recognisable prevents people mixing them up.

(making up reasons off the top of my head, as I obviously wouldn't be seen dead with something so cheesy.)
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rob, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)

It's more the usb cocks.

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B.T., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)

I just burn all of my stuff onto 45s with my vinyl-R drive

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)

I want a Transformers one:
www.boingboing.net/2009/05/19/transformer-usb-stic.html

Fucking rip off, though.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)

I wouldn't mind this one.
www.getusb.info/star-trek-usb-communicator/
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jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)

They're to raise awareness of anal distention.

(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)

Oh wait. It seems to have picked up now.
For fuck's sake.
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B.T., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)

it was
seems to be speeding up now, took me about 10 mins to get into my gaz box.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)

1 - 0 Brazil

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WHARRGARBL, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)

I'm both incredibly hot and incredibly hot

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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)

I'm inedibly hot.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)

i'm indelibly hot.

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sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)

i'm umbilically hot

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)

i'm empirically hot.

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sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)

i'm emphatically hot

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)

I'm euphemistically hot

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)

I'm exothermic.

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jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)

and I'm Ed Winchester.

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)

I never, ever got that sketch.

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jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)

I KNOW.
*sweats at the sight of you*
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sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)

I radiate warm

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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)

I bet your central heating bill is very cheap
Can you also be used as a water heater?
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)

yes, but I have a tendency to leak.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)

it's all the mongs that post on here
it's bound to have some kind of effect.
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jenpots, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)

It has been slowing right down, almost to a stop then going back to normal for a couple of days for me
Happening ever hour or so.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)

that's your brain, DG.

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)

Hello :D

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)

*administers 10,000V*

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)

*pushes reset*
I wish the button wasn't there :(
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)

this is your brain in a chevron

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)

*starts thinking about chevron pugs*

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)

double chevron pugs are better

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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)

Indeed.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)

I prefer black pugs.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)

boy howdy

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)

PUGRONS!

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)

Indeed

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)

PUGGLES

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)

argh!
it never ends
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)

oops
sorry
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)

derp derp derp
nanner nanner
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)

Might as well!

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jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)

ULTRA PUGRON!!

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jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)

Boo

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)

This is getting boring now.

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jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)

BROKEN

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)

DOUBLE RECURVED CHEVRON!

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jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)

can I play?

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WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)

And that's the end of that.

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jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)

And I'm back to normal again

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)

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