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# i am making a great big painting that is going to look a lot like this.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:47, archived)
# CHINESE DRAGON
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:48, archived)
# With beansprouts and red peppers
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:51, archived)
# in a spicy sauce
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Here's a relevent pearoast
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:55, archived)
# ?
I'd say it's ah so-so
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:12, archived)
# Is that someone looking at the painting
or is that the painting mungo mungo mungo mungo mungo mungo mungo mungo mungo mungo mungo mungo mungo mungo mungo
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:48, archived)
# it's a pug!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:49, archived)
# the colours are all wrong though.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:50, archived)
# zombie pug!!!
argh!!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:51, archived)
# i'm going to paint him even greener.
with puggier eyes. and a bleeding nose.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:52, archived)
# saying;
Grrr brains!
but brains is being barked out?!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:53, archived)
# actually i'm lying,
it's just going to be an overly stylised close up painting of a pug.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:55, archived)
# LIES!!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:57, archived)
# it's not even going to be that big.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:00, archived)
# *rolls newspaper*
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:01, archived)
# wow, puggier
best. adjective. ever.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:55, archived)
# this = good
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:49, archived)
# it's because my flatmate doesn't want a pug.
and i do.
so i'm spending all my time trying to persuade him that pugs are awesome.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:50, archived)
# There's a girl I went to high school with who likes like a pug.
You wouldn't want her though.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:52, archived)
# i probably would.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Gaaah!
It's Average Man's arch nemesis!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:50, archived)
# get that camera outta ma face!!!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:50, archived)
# sprout man!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:53, archived)
# keeping duvets warm on boxing day since 1654
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:55, archived)
# *dutch ovens*
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:56, archived)
# *french toasters*
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:57, archived)
# is french toast
toasted on one side or two?
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:59, archived)
# no idea
i know melba toast is thin and is served with pate, if that helps
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:00, archived)
# Isn't french toast
what we used to call 'eggy bread' when I was a kid - bread dipped in egg and milk and fried then sprinkled with sugar?
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:02, archived)
# yeah
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:19, archived)
# SUGAR?
Ketchup ftw
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:21, archived)
# what's a peach Melba then??
*confuses more so*

oh, and now i have a major hunger for a nice pate
with some sweet chutney
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:02, archived)
# Peach and raspberries
named after an australian opera singer, the same one that the thin toast's named after, actually, i think.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:04, archived)
# Peachy
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:06, archived)
# *offers peach*
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:07, archived)
# *BITES*
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:11, archived)
# *dribbles*
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:13, archived)
# you call that a "face", cabbage-head?

(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:53, archived)
# oi!
nuff of that!
what do you think of my picture?
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:00, archived)
# like it!
and it's different from your typical style (if there is one), as far as I can tell

I wish I could draw...
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:08, archived)
# i love
pugs :D
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:55, archived)
# would you like my painting when i've finished it?
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:56, archived)
# is it the Moog?
from Will'o'the wisp?
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Say hello to the new Hero on the block who goes by the name of AverageMan
His brick in a sock is feared by mediocre criminals everywhere
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:45, archived)
# I'd like a sock-filled brick
for no reason at all
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:47, archived)
# ha ha!!
is he friendly with Dick in the Mouth man and homeless boy?

*is off to amsterdam to see Stephen Lynch next month*
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:47, archived)
# Woot!
he am teh greatest
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:54, archived)
# i knows
i'm all of the excited
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:56, archived)
# is he related to Kenny Lynch?
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:58, archived)
# i don't
think so.....


*doesn't know who Kenny is*

Stephen is the singer of much humorous prose
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:59, archived)
# haha
see, I have no idea who Stephen Lynch is

but Kenny Lynch had a #33 hit in 1962 with 'Puff'
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:01, archived)
# whatever!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:01, archived)
# speak to the hand
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:04, archived)
# Woo
Moderately paced! In that sorta direction!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:47, archived)
# Save me averageman!
I am in an average, non-life-threatening situation!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:48, archived)
# if i was a mediocre villian i'd fear the sock brick,
lukily i am a
SUPER VILLIAN!!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:48, archived)
# Yay!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:49, archived)
# I'll get me coat...


Click for bigger (372KB)
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:43, archived)
# i already tossed it out the window.......
=)
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:49, archived)
# yes
but where's his coat?
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:56, archived)
# how the hell should i know.
=)
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:02, archived)
# hehe
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Bindun
lots of times

I'm sorry
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:12, archived)
# I thought so...
...again I can only apologize :-(
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:14, archived)
# Nah, don't

as everything evar has been done
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:17, archived)
# Cheers...
me duck :-)
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:28, archived)
# :/
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:42, archived)
# You can't really go wrong with merecats!
Any one recognise who did the star jpg in this weeks Zoo magazine. I'm having problems tracking the person down.

If in my profile BTW.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:44, archived)
# how about just
a mere cat?


and no, I don't recognise that particular brand of hate as being from b3ta.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:54, archived)
# I'm starting to think that
but I try and pursue these things.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:56, archived)
# haha!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:47, archived)
# haha
i was just watching that film earlier :D


woo!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:01, archived)
# More nonsense
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:17, archived)
# This, this is pretty
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:18, archived)
# This is not getting enough response
as it is most lovely.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:24, archived)
# Blimey!
I think a bird just crashed into a space-rainbow and exploded
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:26, archived)
# hahah
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:29, archived)
# that's lovely
*saves to wallpaper folder*
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:26, archived)
# lovely
just lovely
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:28, archived)
# ohh cosmic flowers!
pretty!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:31, archived)
# Bootiful
*steals*
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:33, archived)
# That's lully
You hear anything from Zoo/EMAP? Probably not going by their page today.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:42, archived)
# There be trouble at Asgard!
I hope Thor wasn't on that thing when it blew!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:44, archived)
# it's a me
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:17, archived)
# have you heard?
Sonic and Mario to star in a game together!!!!!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:18, archived)
# NO!
Really!?

/still bitter from when I had a Master System II and next door neighbour had a NES
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:19, archived)
# Mega Drive FTW
Best console ever.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:21, archived)
# Ooooh it was good, it was, specially Sonic 2, and Micro Machines
...but come now, N64 was way ahead of it's time.

I now have a game boy micro which is smaller than a NES controller yet plays SNES games! This wins!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:23, archived)
# N64 was mainly popular for Goldeneye I believe,
a great game but I've never been truly on the Nintendo side.
Sega made far more games that I could relate to, such as Super Hang-on 2 and Streets of Rage.

Though I do have the Gameboy SP (NES version).
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:26, archived)
#
Mario 64
Mario Kart 64
Perfect Dark
Godleneye
Super Smash Brothers
Kirby 64
etc.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Yes yes yes!
And Zelda!

But NOT Paperboy 64. Game boy or Amstrad only.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:29, archived)
#
I particularly like the turn the series took with Majora's Mask much but Ocarina of time was classy.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:32, archived)
# ha ha!
Nintendo get their "Kiddy" image from the American fear of computer games
It wasn't Nintendo that removed the blood from Mortal Kombat
it's was just deemed unlawful to show blood in computer games when Nintendo was King
in a bid to stop themselves being sued, censorship was introduced into american released titles.

Manhunt is banned in Germany, you could say there, Playstation has
a kiddie image due to the lack of adult games
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Manhunt is one of very few games that are really "banned" in Germany
many other adult games appear on the so-called "Index", but that doesn't mean they're forbidden, you just can't buy them in a normal store.
Sadly, video game companies tend to release special de-violated versions for the german market because of this.
I remember Command&Conquer with Bots instead of soldiers, for instance. They just crunched when you drove over them :-/
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:52, archived)
# heh heh
yeah, it's the fear of what will happen if something goes wrong
you can't blame the video game creators
they're just blokes making toys they enjoy
they hardly want to be accused of causing mass murder
when some GTA playing freak kills in the name of digital sin
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Nintendo exclusive games were the best...
...I came in late with an N64, then a PS1

But now my sony PSP with all the firmware and emulators and shenaniganery makes it teh winnar (if we're including handhelds) ^_^
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:30, archived)
# aye!
to celebrate the Olympics next year
they will be staring in their very first game together,
WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT IT!

(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:22, archived)
# I bet it's some shitey, cashing in, tosh
With crappy sports games etc. Sell out Sega bastards.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:25, archived)
# if you hadn't noticed, Sega are in dire need of selling out
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:26, archived)
# It's their fault for making the Saturn
what were you thinking, Sega?!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:28, archived)
# but the Saturn was more powerful than the Playstation
they just never marketed as well as Sony did their toy

so whose fault was it really?
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:30, archived)
# Starbucks?
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:31, archived)
# Exactly!!!
*eggs local branch!*

HOW DARE YOU KILL THE SATURN!!!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:33, archived)
# Actually as I recall it the playstation had the technological edge
due to the fact the Saturn was in part salvaged from the 32X. I was a saturn owner and loved the thing but I can appreciate how Sega ballsed up, especially with the european controllers.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:35, archived)
# for polygons maybe
but for sprite pushing power, the Saturn shits on the PS from a great height

hence the better beat em-ups, shooters, and RPGs that appeared on the saturn
some of the best ever created in fact
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:41, archived)
# That much I'll gladly agree to
though it could have used a port of SFEX+a
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:56, archived)
# True
They've all but destroyed the Sonic franchise, lost their console department, aren't doing a great job with Worms...
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:29, archived)
# I will never play Sonic on my gameboy.
Gameboy is not Game Gear. Fact.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:31, archived)
# they're a lot like EA now
a lot of turds, but still some great games
i believe they ruined sonic long before the death of their hardware

the Arcade market is also suffering badly of late
another Area where Sega made most of their cash
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:31, archived)
# Sad but true.
I wonder if we're seeing the end of the famous four blue letters that meant so much to gamers in the early 90s?
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:34, archived)
# but then, that's like Atari
Atari isn't Atari anymore
a French company just bought the rights to the name
as it could be used to attract gamers of a retro nature

didn't really work though when all their releases
turned out to be tosh
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:36, archived)
# *Nods*
Though I believe UT3 will carry the Atari name, though everyone knows that every beautfully rendered poly in that flawlessly optimised engine is an EPIC product anyway.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:38, archived)
# sings *se-gaaaaa*
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:37, archived)
# The new NiGHTS may give an indication.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:39, archived)
# Ooh, I'd forgotten all about Worms
*Dives into dusty cupboard to hunt down the original*
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:36, archived)
# That's just WRONG!
They used to be rivals!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:00, archived)
# that's cool
do any of those shapes use curves, or is it all straight lines?
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:18, archived)
# completely straight lines
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:24, archived)
# thought so
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:25, archived)
# Lumpy vectors ftw!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:29, archived)
# is that ok?
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:36, archived)
# i'm curious as to why, but other than that, yes
it's very good
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:39, archived)
# it's just easier to use the lasso tool
especially when using a mouse
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:41, archived)
# Treat yourself to a graphics tablet
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:43, archived)
# i have one at home
but i am at work at the moment
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:45, archived)
# then may I further suggest
that you quit work.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:47, archived)
# FAKE VECTORS!!!
FAKE VECTORS!!!


:)
*is aware you never called them vectors*
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:44, archived)
# Haha whaaat?
How does that make them fake?

Edit: You can convert any selection in photoshop to a true vector. It's not at all significant how that selection is made.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:45, archived)
# ah, but photoshop is a photo editing program
that's why they made illustrator, for "proper" vectors

:)
i know what you're saying though

you can in essence, create vectors with indesign, but i wouldn't recomend it...
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:49, archived)
# Of course
and matches are for lighting cigarettes. And I just burned your house down :)
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:51, archived)
# still not vectors though
*pokes out tongue, waggles ears*
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:54, archived)
# =D
is glad you aware of that fact
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:45, archived)
# That's cocking marvellous
:D
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:26, archived)
# wooo!
and more woo!

and a TJ: was the board borked for everyone or was that just me?
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Yay!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:29, archived)
# ahh!
finally reared your head after the mink trap was unveiled eh?!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:30, archived)
# i offered that fine grade sandpaper
to you cos i thought you'd like it!

have you put the trap away yet?
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:35, archived)
# SNAP!!

oh my no....
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:38, archived)
# you are a walloper!
fine then, i'm keeping my sand paper, you'll just have to stroke your reed thin cock with something else!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:40, archived)
# tooth-pick thin if you don't mind!!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:42, archived)
# Sigh.™ the weekend is over.......
Went to the Tate modern at the weekend.......what a load of bollocks.
-- Worse than the 'art' are the descriptions.

I have been inspired and name this piece
"L'homage de Tron"
The Guardian writes:
"An exciting piece of work using the gif format to explore the relationshiop between line and motion, the dynamic fluidity is a stroke of genius."


(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:15, archived)
# that is cool
were the slides still there?
/loves a bit of conceptual art
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:16, archived)
# nah,
they closed a couple of weeks ago
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:17, archived)
# All that was there was
Gilbert and George which I didnt pay to see and a load of free exhibits....

Although even trying to be open minded.... it was still bollocks.
I see better stuff on this board day in day out.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:18, archived)
# I fucking hate those pretentious little shitbag bastards
Gilbert and George.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:19, archived)
# This
When i went there was a bit of paper that they had spilt their dinner on being shown?!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:31, archived)
# i find some conceptual stuff enthralling
i have no art education to speak of
but some of it blows me away
i like anish kapoor and anthony gormley especially

but yes, a lot of it is utter wank
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:20, archived)
# To be honest...
I would have respect for art that takes talent to produce.... but most of the stuff I saw was utter quim dribble......hence why they need to add the lengthy descriptions to justify it.


I don't particularly like the old masters paintings, but can appreciate the skill and time to produce them...... same can't be said for the shit in the tate modern.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:23, archived)
# it's not always about skill though
sometimes it's about proccess and ideas

you could paint a lovely water colour of someone's face
but why? when you can just take a photo?

some art isn't about the final piece, but more the journey itself
oh, and some of it is pretentious toss....
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:26, archived)
# i quite like the guy who did 'shed, boat, shed'
the other year, but mainly because i like the concept and the fact that he sailed it all the way down the danube.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:28, archived)
# if, in fact, he did
there are some that doubt it
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:30, archived)
# Anybody remember who made
the machine that replicated the digestion process by turning food into shit and
sold the shit in jars?
I quite liked the idea of that piece.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:34, archived)
# yeah
Belgian.
Ah - found it.
www.cloaca.be/machines.htm
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:44, archived)
# Thank you!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:54, archived)
# it depends how you look at it
modern art developed as a reaction to traditional painting being superceded by photography and motion pictures. and abstract sculpture as a rejection of traditional constraints. some of the people producing that quim dribble have amazing draughtsman skills, but they choose to express themselves in a different way

often they will fail to connect with their audience, but when it works, it's great
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:29, archived)
# U R GAI LOL

edit: I REALLY like Rachael Whiteread's stuff
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:31, archived)
# some of her stuff is cool
but i just wish she'd do something less the same
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:38, archived)
# the new anthony gormley thing
opens in london next week, at the hayward - it's going to be awesome!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:17, archived)
# you should
have gone when the slides were there, they were really good! And did you see the room with blackboards and chalk drawings showing the story of a shipwreck - that was really good too, though might not be there anymore

and nice gif, by the way
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:16, archived)
# ^THIS^

it's all wank.


i call this 'LOLLERSROFLCOPTOR'

:P


and i ask £20,000 for it.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:22, archived)
# The art isn't in what you create these days
it's how you justify it as 'art'
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:23, archived)
# just like when i was back at uni.

you could creat total gash as long as you could bullshit.

where as technical merit accounted for very little.

cunts.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:25, archived)
# I tell you what
if I ever have the misfortune to shit the bed again I'll have the Mrs right on the phone to the Tate.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:26, archived)
# the artists don't really set the price
the numpties with all the cash in our society do

can you knock someone for doing what they like
and robbing the rich at the same time?
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:23, archived)
# i like breaking and entering rich peoples houses in the name of art
yet the law see it differently.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:26, archived)
# fuck them
and their law
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:34, archived)
# fuck yeah!
stick it to the man!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:42, archived)
# This "modern art" stuff is wank.
Somebody could probably do a massive CDC and call it art.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:57, archived)
# :/ *edit* Peer Kats
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:14, archived)
# yay for meerkats!
woo for picture!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:14, archived)
# peer-cats
shirly
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:33, archived)
# hehe
nice work
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:15, archived)
# So one was just standing there minding his own business, then the other turned up and took the urinal next to him
the shit.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:15, archived)
# i find it's never a problem, once you've started
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:16, archived)
# when Phillip wasn't looking...
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:13, archived)
# there's one for the wankbank
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:14, archived)
# Ello!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:54, archived)
# A number of you may not know this, but...
if you slowly 'milk' a dog's snout by gently gripping it's face and massaging towards the nose, the spittle which gathers at the front of it's jowl can be dried into a smokeable resin.
The psychotropic effect is that of a mild euphoria but nausea can result if combined with an excess of alcohol.
Just wondered if you knew.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:10, archived)
# FAIL
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:10, archived)
# Says the FAQ:
Is it OK to post a new message on the main board without a picture?

Yes, you are allowed to post messages of all kinds on the messageboard.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:16, archived)
# yes
as long as they aren't fucking useless wankery
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:17, archived)
# What a splendid word
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:20, archived)
# Seconded
with claxons!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:25, archived)
# too tired to read further?
Please be considerate to others though, the board only holds 15 threads at a time and it's not fair to push somebody else's hard work into the archive just so you can say, "Ha ha ha... I bought new shoes."

If you just want to talk nonsense and chat to people, then you should go to the talk board where you can gabber on about anything you like and not worry about upsetting the people who make pictures.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:23, archived)
# I hope you feel suitably chastised
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:36, archived)
# but how does it smell?
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:10, archived)
# Don't talk shit
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:10, archived)
#
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:10, archived)
# The OK button doesn't work
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:13, archived)
# hmm
good idea for a next project
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:13, archived)
#
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:16, archived)
# ARF!!
Best of all the animules
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:18, archived)
# Why not try the little 'x' in the top right hand corner of your browser?
Surely this will solve all your problems ;)

Edit: I feel this would be justly applied to me also!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:14, archived)
# not on a mac
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:15, archived)
# This is true...however I am on Nazi Work PC
I am considering buying a shiny new macbook though :D
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:17, archived)
# meh
get a slightly older one and pay lass and have less hassle with the batteries.

according to reports.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:23, archived)
# sounds lovely
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:11, archived)
# you are a fail
as is your 'FACT'.

please delete yourself from life.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:11, archived)
# *hits "Ignore"*
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:11, archived)
# F-
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:11, archived)
# Words?
Still a top tip worthy of the newsletter.
Top lurkage by te way.
Read the FAQ.

Pick any reply from above.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:11, archived)
# Oh yeah, who can forget that natural high
dog drool
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:12, archived)
# don't forget the 'legal high'
you get from banana skins.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:14, archived)
# Pah, I get high on life
and crystal meth
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:17, archived)
#
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:32, archived)
# Thats mad
I love it
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:37, archived)
# Bollocks
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:12, archived)
# I can't imagine that people can remember all these alias'
they made up 4 years ago just so they can act like twats in anonymity and giggle like schoolgirls at all the responses they get to their hilarious jibes.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:14, archived)
# ^THIS^
i have one account, that is it, that is all i need on b3ta, if i want to act like a twat then i will, i won't hide behind a different name, i'll hide behind my original anonymous user identity.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:19, archived)
# ^this^
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:23, archived)
# I'd rather have a wank.
No nausea there sonny boy, sonny Jim, sonny lad.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:15, archived)
# I've heard that a solid kick to the balls
can cause psychotropic effects
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:15, archived)
# Football, cricket, WHICH ONES
I WANT MY HIGH
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:18, archived)
# YAY! My first ignore!
That was too easy...
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:15, archived)
# i dont think this is appropriate
what if a blind person read this and got their dog ends mixed up.......
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:15, archived)
# Proper lol there.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:18, archived)
# HAHAHA YOU ARE RUBBISH
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:16, archived)
# Did you discoved that by self experimenting?
Do not bother replying as I couldn't give a fuck.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:18, archived)
# I think I might try that. Or wait, no...
fuck off
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:20, archived)
# Get to fuck...
...if you'd be so kind.

*ignores*
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Interesting.
I should very much to see some scientific proof for this before I nose-wank a dog over a rizla.

Also, don't be put off by all the rude people. You've not broken any rules. However, you'll find that the talk board is a better place to start pictureless threads.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:29, archived)
# gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:39, archived)
# LOL!
Nose wank indeed! Yuk!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Welcome to fail, my friend
welcome to fail.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:34, archived)
# With all this fail stuff
its like being on 4chan again.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:48, archived)
# Yup, I knew that
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:13, archived)
# you fail at life.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Wherever there is danger........

:)
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:07, archived)
# GREENBACK!
GREENBACK!
GREENBACK to where you once belonged!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:08, archived)
# Crumbs chief!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:08, archived)
# that is a WOOtastic picture.
but i'm sure there will be some asking for more tits.

i for one would like to see the cartoon updated like this with some kick ass fight scenes.

[edit]also those crocs are very small, and i don't mean because of the distance/perspective thing, i mean DM himself is only about 6 inches tall.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Ditto.
I've been playing around with that idea for years.

Edit: They're the same pygmy-crocs that appeared in the original opening sequence.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:10, archived)
# the idea of there being more tits?
yes, yes.... more tits.... on squirrels...



yes, yes
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:12, archived)
# i stand corrected and salute you
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:31, archived)
# I hate to point this out..
Its a great drawing.

But after watching the video his eyepatch has seemed to switch sides? Unless this is another 'Bell' / 'eBuy' anti-lawsuit attempt.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:44, archived)
# needs more squirrels
I was only thinking of Dangermouse (I had the t-shirt on) yesterday and was wondering why there has been no recent DM activity. Surely even done to the exact original formula it's still going to be a winner with 'the kids'.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:11, archived)
# remakes or updates are never a good idea
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:13, archived)
# ^this^
The series should just be re-run.
Forever.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:16, archived)
#
Remakes/Updates are only crap if left in the hands of studio execs and given a crap budget because it's believed the name alone will sell it.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:18, archived)
# shits and giggles
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:20, archived)
# Signed
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:39, archived)
# Captain Scarlett
looks the bollocks.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:24, archived)
# it looks nice
but is only TV class animation.

and some of the characters look like generic 'poser' characters.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:33, archived)
# Only if he was a robot ninja with an ASBO
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:13, archived)
# It doesn't have scantily clad boobies
are you ill?
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:10, archived)
# That is fucking awesome.
Dear Mr Jack, I would muchly like to make love to your picatures.

That is all.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:10, archived)
# Si Barone!
excellent, I really like it when you draw something other than giant titted women.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:11, archived)
# ^this^
/relurk
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:13, archived)
# Blimey
I was expecting a barrage of abuse
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:18, archived)
# I'm inclined to agree too
I think having big tits makes me less bothered about looking at drawings of them.
But that's just a theory.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:42, archived)
# For me, it's the law of diminishing returns
the first few Jolly Jack big-titted women drawings I saw impressed me (especially the part of my brain that will forever be 14 years old), but months down the line I prefer his other work like the Sequential Art strips & this Danger Mouse drawing.

That aside, i'm a big fan of JJ's work and have bought a drawing of his off ebay that shall be framed and well-hung when the decorating is complete.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:56, archived)
# Woo!
Makes him looks like he means business in that pic!

Made me think of Redwall for some reason :\
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:12, archived)
# Huzzah!

*runs*
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:15, archived)
# HAH :D
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:16, archived)
# There's a picture of me dressed as Dangermouse
But I'm not posting it - white is NOT my colour!

Also woo to your pic JJ!

3
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:24, archived)
# Wooo!
*yiffs*
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:30, archived)
# BRAW!

(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:24, archived)
# Yes! YES!
I'm on the phone to Cosgrove & Hall right now demanding they pay you vast sums of money for a graphic novelisation.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:29, archived)
# That is absolutely cocking marvellous.
Please, please draw more brilliant art such as this rather than hairy girls with tails.
I love this. So much.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:34, archived)
# Cool
Now get Garth Ennis to write it.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:58, archived)
# Absolutely
jolly more of this sort of thing.
(, Wed 9 May 2007, 16:27, archived)
[challenge entry] It was...
Colonel Mustard... on the toilet... with the squirts!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:01, archived)
# teehee!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:02, archived)
# i decided to have a jalfraze last night
as i thought it would be a little cooler than my usual madras

turns out, it's their house speciality and was hot as fuck!
lovely

paid for it this morning though....
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:03, archived)
# was your bottom ripped to tatters?
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:03, archived)
# that's next week
when he comes to visit.

*preps stock of rohypnol*
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:05, archived)
# *switches for Ex-Lax*
ha ha! you're in for a big surprise....
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:10, archived)
# sounds like a sexy surprise to me.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:13, archived)
# "A significant reduction in ring-sting"
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:14, archived)
# toilet roll in the fridge?
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Were you bumsick?
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:05, archived)
# did you
go out without your wallet? Very understanding of them.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:05, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:05, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:06, archived)
# ha ha!
you win a hot, lemon scented flannel for best reply

(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:07, archived)
# My brother puts the toilet roll in the fridge
nice & cool the next morning
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:05, archived)
# A similar thing happened to me last week
A king kebab was, on reflection, a bad idea.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:07, archived)
# Arf!
Happy b3taday sir!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Wahey!
Happy B3taday to you too!

(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Your candle facts are a little less glum than usual
Happy b3tadays
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:08, archived)
# *sings*
and it seems to me
that your candle facts
are unusually not glum
leaving me no alternative
but to do you in the bum ....
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:21, archived)
# I say...


Click for bigger (295KB)

...would one kindly go the fack awayf? I'm trying to crack one orf!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:01, archived)
# oh yes!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:02, archived)
# OH YES!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:08, archived)
# Hahahaha
that's awesome!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:15, archived)
# Monocletastic!
woo!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:03, archived)
# Ian Paisley reveals new plans for Stormont
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:58, archived)
# Jumpers for goalposts
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:59, archived)
# vere silly

(thanks to pdjpdj for the source)
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:00, archived)
# 'sok
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:02, archived)
# He gave birth to a fetching display of flowers
And all Blair can do is LAUGH?

*Votes Lib Dem*
*Can't be bothered*
*Net outcome is the same*
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:00, archived)
# hahaha
*dry heaves*
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:01, archived)
#
heaves humps
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:01, archived)
# ULSTER SAYS KNEES!
woo!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:02, archived)
# I dont quite understand
but the filename made me laugh
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:02, archived)
# um
Ian Paisley, taking his trousers/underpants off. Nothing more.
It's about the limit of my satirical skills
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:06, archived)
# hahaha!
my lord..
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:13, archived)
# Needed to be done.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:48, archived)
# did it? did it really?
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:48, archived)
# *kiss*

Mr. Sexy-Grumpy Pants
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:50, archived)
# Yes, yes it did.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:15, archived)
# did it indeed?
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:50, archived)
[challenge entry] *kiss*

And you
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:51, archived)
# haha
compo it.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:52, archived)
# Bah!

*continues being grumpy but unzips flies.*
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:52, archived)
# have you
washed it yet?
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:54, archived)
# not since last time

i don't want to touch it.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:56, archived)
# *Questions your definitions of 'need' but WOOs the pic anyway*
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:50, archived)
# I contest the validity of this need of yours!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:51, archived)
# and only you
will ever know why.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:51, archived)
# what needed to be done ?
theres nothing unusual about this photo at all.

No siree

and Woo!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:52, archived)
# If you say so...
Why the obsession with giant Manga eyes in the last 24 hours?
/on the board in general I mean
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:53, archived)
# because people like yiffy anime shit.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:00, archived)
# True I suppose...
*yiffs*
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:06, archived)
# errr ok.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:58, archived)
# hahaha
of course it needed to be done. It's all I could do to prevent myself from doing it myself!

I love it when peeps say stuff like that, like when out of the blue they post a picture of Winnie Mandella and George Formby on the roof of a landrover holding tins of rice pudding, and the post title is 'Bindun?'

Have a confused woo.
Is that a stoat?
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:00, archived)
# but it IS a bindun!
;)
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:01, archived)
# damn!
bad example!
;)
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:02, archived)
# It's true was Debbiegggrrrrrrl said though
the most bizarre things are posted with the title "Shirley bindun".
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:03, archived)
# yeah
people are fucking weird
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:04, archived)
# It is..
My ferret, Ferrah :)

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:17, archived)
# Set phasers to *Spang*
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:47, archived)
# It burns!!
Woo!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:48, archived)
# and the award for fantastic comedy goes to
someone else
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:48, archived)
# oooof!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:49, archived)
# roflcoptors!!!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:49, archived)
# Haha!
It hurts!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:50, archived)
# OUCH!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:08, archived)
# And so we commit it's body into the ground...
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:36, archived)
# rubbish
i still have tapes that i play
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:37, archived)
# alas it is the end.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/6634553.stm

much like when NME announced the death of vinyl back in about 1993.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:38, archived)
# hmm
it seems home taping will not be killing music after all.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:40, archived)
# alas no
nor shall cd ripping or mp3's be killing an industry with such huge profits.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Damn.
you think I should get my Fischer Studio twindeck on ebay this week then?
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:40, archived)
# Do you mean
Fisher Price?
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:41, archived)
# pfft
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:43, archived)
# haha.
I had some of that as well I think ( or might have been my sister, her being the younger 'un )

I've loads of 70's and 80's hardware. I'm a hoarder of the stuff. Ols analog Marantz amps that can knock socks of my Denon. sigh, they don't make 'em like that any more.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:47, archived)
# I was born in 1982
And I remember holding my first CD (may have been Bat out of Hell) and going 'oooh...the future!!'
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:49, archived)
# when i got my first cd player
i didn't know which way up to put the disc in
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:50, archived)
# the normally print on one side
indicating which way it should go up.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:52, archived)
# even so
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:53, archived)
# I've only had a DVD player for about a year
and it still feels odd not to rewind at the end of every movie...
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:57, archived)
# I remember the first time I saw 8 track
and thought Jesus, that's cool! I'm a bit older than you ;)
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:55, archived)
# can you still get the valves for them?
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:51, archived)
# I doubt it very much
which saddens me as it kind of stops me using them in case they blow up and I can't use them?? eh?
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:54, archived)
# you actualy can get them i think
they are just more expensive.

i've seen some nice new valve based stereos, but alas they are way out of my price range for a simple home system.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:57, archived)
# I'm sure if I chased
up at RS components there might be stuff available. I'd hope so. It's such a different sound.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:58, archived)
# my old school
had a load of valves knocking around, are they valuable?
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:01, archived)
# I doubt it very much
valves were never cheap but price is all about demand and there is little of that now. Modern valve tech is quite a bit different and the old stuff is not interchangeable.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:04, archived)
# I still use my Marantz equipment
It's true that they don't make 'em like that anymore.
High-street quality amps are certainly miles cheaper than they used to be and on the whole, they sound miles cheaper too.
And speakers? My bit fat Mission 3-ways from 1985 still sound ace.
I remember when this was all fields...
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:01, archived)
# hehe, speakers.
My Jamo 365's are still doing the job some 16 years after I bought them.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:10, archived)
# Was the same with Dixons and film cameras
Yet you can still buy them easily. I don't think the staff are trained to handle difficult questions about anything more than 3 weeks old :)
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:40, archived)
# Best thing with Dixons
is to ignore them. Anyone intrested in film, esp 35mm or above goes to Jessops or similar anyway.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Exactly,
though Dixons were idiots at pricing things so you could usually rip them off easily ;)
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:49, archived)
# Jessops is on verge of bankruptcy (I'm waiting for big liquidation sale)
medium format and a scanner is 100 times better than digital camera
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:20, archived)
# That all depends on your digital camera.
I have a few compacts plus an SLR. I have 4 SLR35mm and over 20 lenses collecting dust in the wardrobe. I will never use them again. It's just obsolete.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:02, archived)
# I went to skool
with the son of the Jessops 'empire' and for his 18th he got a 911 with plate JES 50P.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:09, archived)
# hahah
i have to admit to thinking that had already happened, back when they stopped selling VCRs
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:41, archived)
# *falls to knees*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:42, archived)
# i first head that in waynes world 2
and yet, hmv still sell em..
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:43, archived)
# vinyl is worthwhile
but tapes were only ever a stopgap format
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:46, archived)
# just like minidisc
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:59, archived)
# me too.
but thats because the boss went out and bought the only Focus in the world without a cd player.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:38, archived)
# hahaha
i bet he had to pay extra for it's 'retro' stylin'
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:40, archived)
# probably, knowing how wank ford dealers are
i think my sister still has an 8 Track player in the attic. When I finally get my hands on another classic car, i shall be wanting to fit that.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:43, archived)
# if you're going to be putting audio equipment into it
you might want to buy one rather than just putting your hands on it... unless you live in a society with different rules regarding ownership
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:44, archived)
# oh you shit
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:46, archived)
# you know he probably does?
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:48, archived)
# ah
you see buying cars is something i avoid. i wait until other people are so sick of them that they are willing to give them away.

the other option i go for is "short term ownership":

pay 50 quid for an imminent MOT failure wreck, run for six to 9 months, weigh it in for 30 quid scrap. bargain!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:47, archived)
# you shouldn't need to pay to have them scrapped these days
new regs and all that
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:50, archived)
# no....
i take the wreck to the scrappy.
he gives me 30 quid.
the car gets crushed*
profit**!


*neatly disposing of the body in the boot too!
**for a given value of profit.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:53, archived)
# That has not happened in 10 years.
The cheeky bastards make you pat to take it off your hands.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:12, archived)
# I'm with you on that
Living in London, my car was just for heavy shopping and local trips.
My best was a clapped out Rover 213. I bought it for 250 pounds and kept it for almost 4 years. Only replaced the brake pads and chucked in a bit of oil on the odd occassion.
The only reason it failed its MOT was because of rust.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:08, archived)
# Yup...*sniff*
100,000 sold last year, 83 million in 1989
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:37, archived)
# Arf!
I have to agree with mictoboy though ;)
Plus now I'll never be able to copy my old tapes that came free with Vox/Q/Select etc in the 90's
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:38, archived)
# everybody does
eventually
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Law of averages and all that...
...or is it sod's law? :P
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:42, archived)
# PC tape deck....
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Oooh! That looks ace.
Though I wonder if you'd end up with a case full of tape if they ever wound out.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:57, archived)
# WTF is it!!?!?
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:39, archived)
# *sniffs*
*records the wake off the radio*

... it's what he would have wanted
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:39, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:40, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:43, archived)
# *rewinds with pencil*

*mumbles something about 8-tracks*
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:40, archived)
# How am I supposed to listen to Big Pig now?
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Yeah, and how am I supposed to listen to Betty Boo now
*suddenly feels alone*
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:48, archived)
# how will I copy Manic Miner (for ZX Spectrum 48K)
off my mate now?
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:45, archived)
# puh
get with the times grandad
*plays Jet Set Willy*
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:46, archived)
# I was thinking of something similar....
Thing is, like video, you remeber the happy times, and forget all those times when one got mangled and killed your dreams...
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:49, archived)
# ^this^
rose-tinted specs are great.

All my cassettes got destroyed when I was about twenty, by my (now ex) wife's dogs and kids. The music of my youth (mostly dodgy 80s metal), all those carefully crafted compilations - all gone.

*sobs*

(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:52, archived)
# The hell we do!
My three 80's boomboxes say otherwise
I'll have to buy a bunch of blank tapes before this nonsense reaches sweden

to be honest I usually just use my FM transmitter
connected to an mp3 player, but I still like to
sit on the floor in front of my old stereo and listen to music while I record a mixtape.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:50, archived)
# I don't know what this is
but I think it's hungry

(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:34, archived)
# i have no idea either
but it's making me horny
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:36, archived)
# You are a unicorn
AICMFP
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:55, archived)
# Blimey!
Does it swoop down and hoof people all over the shop?
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:36, archived)
# I'm sure it will
once I've fed it, and shopped some wings for it...

Oooh and happy b3taday! *offers cayke*
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:53, archived)
# ooh
we all love horses

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:39, archived)
# ooh I likes that!
but not in a ghey way, or a Deagostini 'i love horses' way
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:42, archived)
# lully
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Nicely shopped sir!
Most woo
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:46, archived)
# oooh ta!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Hippogriff!
That's fantastic! Hagrid would be proud...
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:00, archived)
# Doesn't even flinch.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:23, archived)
# hehehehe
she's a classy bird
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:24, archived)
# All hail...
...the Royal Phlegm.

*ducks*
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:24, archived)
# quack
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:25, archived)
# 1) yay!
2) woo!
5) houpla!
4) panowie!
6) *clicks*


(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:25, archived)
# ''5) tip top''?
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:27, archived)
# Real cream for me, thanks
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:30, archived)
# *wanks into cup*
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:30, archived)
# is that all i'm gonna get?
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:31, archived)
# *adds sugar*
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:33, archived)
# meringue!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:34, archived)
# 5 is right out
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:30, archived)
# 3 is the number
and the number shall be 3
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:31, archived)
# he's in love
"I'm the king now, yer mage!"
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:25, archived)
# king of the castle! king of the castle!
i have
a chair
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:27, archived)
# tsk
we all have chairs - I'm sitting on mine right now... mine has wheels and it can spin!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:32, archived)
# *spins*
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*bokes*
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:33, archived)
# woo for firefly-related sigs.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:33, archived)
# it's Shiny
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:35, archived)
# I got all excited then
fans tried to keep it going at the time.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:40, archived)
# that link fooled and prematurely excited me
you bar-steward.

(I signed up)
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:49, archived)
# Oh yeah...
quick, take his land and his love
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:36, archived)
# I think I'll
take him where he cannot stand.

I have been showing Firefly to a lully lady of late (alliteration FTW).

Watched last 3 episodes last night. Now just the film to go and she's all up to speed. Already many questions about "Do the canp'n and Inara get it on? What's the Shepherd's secret?" and so on.

Like I'd know.

*wistful sigh wanting more lovely lovely firefly*
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:47, archived)
# I would love another series
but I think Serenity was the last installment due to the loss of certain characters (dont want to post spoilers).

I would also hate it if a 2nd series came out and it was crap.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:53, archived)
# you are all Tonay
AICMFP
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:17, archived)
# hmm
true, they have scuppered their own timeline a bit with the film. Which maybe could have been better.

/ducks
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:34, archived)
# hahahahaha
proper lollage times a hundred :D

go madge!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:26, archived)
# you can allmost hear the huckploooh
mmmm



bevarage
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:26, archived)
# FAIL
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:29, archived)
# I keep seeing the two of them together, and get reminded of 'Naked Gun'
"I must kill... The Queen"


EDIT: Congrats on the FP fella!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:26, archived)
# hahaha
well i kept seeing that pic and thinking, she looks like she's about to spit on him.

but now I'm thinking about Naked Gun. :D
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:28, archived)
# Needs more Charles in the backgroud with a remote control for Bush and Frank Drebin jumping in...
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:28, archived)
# and grabbing the queen's tits
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Sex, Frank?
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:32, archived)
# erm, no, not right now ed.
Any final requests Lieutenant?
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Er, yes... Can I have the gun?
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:36, archived)
# pfft
I love it. I must watch it again soon. Can't think of any more quotes that have nothing to do with shirley.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:40, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
I feel all patriotic now

(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:27, archived)
# cheers!
you just ruined my first mouthful of lunch...


:D woo
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:27, archived)
# I had bagels and peanut butter for lunch.
mmmm.....stodgy.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:31, archived)
# chew-tastic!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:36, archived)
# yes!!
and kick him in the knackers for the rest of the world!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:29, archived)
# hahahahaha
*clicks*
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:30, archived)
# Kick him in the mangina, Queenie!
woo!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:31, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Ta sir!
:)
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:32, archived)
# haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappy b3tadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa siiiiiiiiiirrrrrrr!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Happy b3taday good sir.
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Thankee muchly squire!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:37, archived)
# Happy B3taday!!
is your sig battle Royale related?
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Ta sir!
Alas, it is not. I couldn't think of anything better ;)
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Yo Queen, thats what we call a "Texas handshake"
course we normally reserve it fer them fellas south of the border...
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:31, archived)
# top regal gobbing action!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Hi cockalorum!
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 21:02, archived)
# Ooh...
...someone with a name like mine. But not.

(, Tue 8 May 2007, 21:05, archived)
# she learned that one
from guybrush threepwood
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:41, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
*click click click*
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 21:12, archived)
# Naughty DBroon
Getting a FP when I'm not looking.
See me after class... behind the bike sheds.
Woo
*click*
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 22:22, archived)
# that only
lacks sound... everything else is right there
(, Tue 8 May 2007, 23:22, archived)
# He asked for some advice from her apparently......
Bush "I want to change the US to a kingdom"
Queen "You can't, you are not a king."
Bush "Ah....how about a Empire?"
Queen "How? You are not an Emperor."
Bush "Oh...ah! How about a Principality?"
Queen "But you aren't a Prince!"
Bush "Damn! Ok, how about......."
Queen "Look George, I think the USA is doing just fine as a country."

(, Wed 9 May 2007, 11:04, archived)
# pffft
(, Wed 9 May 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Truly
brilliant
(, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:57, archived)

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