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# It was all he ever wanted to be....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:02, archived)
# haha!
Grand!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)
# It's Nemo!
Call Maddy's parents...oh wait.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)
# I don't think Nemo
would let him hang out with his crowd.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:04, archived)
# if jaws didn't keep you the water
scary clown fish will!!!
aargghhh!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:04, archived)
# if jaws what?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:05, archived)
# didn't keep you out the water.
sheesh.
don't make me get the trap out!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)
# sorry sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:07, archived)
# keep you the water.
silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)
# he's very considerate for a killer,
i was really thirsty too.
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:08, archived)
# i hate you all!!!
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:14, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:04, archived)
# arf
very good sir
very good
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:04, archived)
# that's giving me the fear
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:05, archived)
# creepy...
But fuck it, have a
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:05, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)
# Hahaha!!
Superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Haha!
Clownfish are my favourite animal ever.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:11, archived)
# I took a fish head
out to see a movie
didn't have to pay
to GET IT IN.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:13, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)
# *spacks*
woo
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:01, archived)
# Fantastic sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:02, archived)
# *doesn't open that trap door*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:02, archived)
# *is possesed...*
*stares*
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)
# That's not creepy... THIS is creepy...
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:10, archived)
# WAAAGH!

Linked for those of you with certain epileptic mind diseases.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)
# *mind diseases*
I didn't have one, but I have now.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:40, archived)
# A Toad for bobs and Escher's Penis Envy for KoHs


(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)
# Pffft
Eschers penis envy!

Woo Yay Houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)
# hahaha
fast work, Mr. T - very fast work :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:01, archived)
# ha ha!!
your speed impresses
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)
# pfft
Your brain is wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)
# And now over to Jimmy Carr. Jimmy?
yes,
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Not quite perfect...
...need to see the train reverse.
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)
# The world's biggest WOO is due
Fabtastic. Hate that cnut
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:59, archived)
# excellent paperwork
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)
# magic
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)
# *squish*
bwahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:01, archived)
# Surely the train would crumple into wreckage
...thus leaving that twunts massive twatty forehead intact
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)
# hahahaha, it just gets better!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:07, archived)
# Am I the only person who likes him?
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:08, archived)
# I don't think he's that much of an arse that he deserves to be splattered by a train.
Although he does make me want to kick him in the shin. Hard.

After that, I'm sure we could be best of friends.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:14, archived)
# No, I do too
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:15, archived)
# Hahahahaha
That's exactly what I imagined happening to Bush earlier.

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:11, archived)
# so you missed this??
www.b3ta.com/board/7431483
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:11, archived)
# Arf!
I'm glad I suggested it, these are ace! the Jimmy Carr one is even better.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:12, archived)
# aye
the longer the train, the better
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:21, archived)
# Haha.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:51, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:51, archived)
# Awesome stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Pffffft
I've said it before and I'll say it again: you my friend are a genius, no matter how warped your genius may be.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Haha, this cheers me
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)
# awesome drawing ability as always
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)
# THIS GUN FIRES AWESOME!



WOO YAY HEZBOLLAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Subtle
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)
# /claps excitedly
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:56, archived)
# that reminds me of Vanilla Ice
but with party hats
and one eye
and...

on second thoughts maybe it doesn't remind me of Vanilla Ice
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)
# You silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:55, archived)
# :D
How very curious.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:09, archived)
# ah
haha that was funny
(get on with it Über alles in der Welt, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:56, archived)
# deary me
Sorry TJ:

I'm now officially worried. I just received flowers, chocolate and a bottle of wine through interflora.

And I can't stand the person it came from!!!

*opens flood gates for silly comments*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)
# confront them
apologise that you're not interested, say that you hope you haven't strung them along in anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Blimey
Hark at Dear fucking Deirdre here.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:01, archived)
# sorry
shove the flowers up your rectum
drink the wine and stick the chocolates individually in your belly button til they melt out
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:02, archived)
# Better.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Oh
*pulles flowers back out of navel*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Oh dear
you are so stalked, my friend!

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:59, archived)
# It's my musk
Women can't resist my musk

Black Books blog.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)
# *sniffs*
*dribbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:01, archived)
# *hands panty liner*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:02, archived)
# Isn't that what panties go on cruises in?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)
# The Frilly Boat
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:05, archived)
# send back an empty bottle and box and dead flowers with a note saying
'don't keep me fucking waiting!!
MORE!'
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Or send back the empty bottle full of post-choc shit
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:07, archived)
# hehe
:D

now that's playing them at their own game
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:12, archived)
# Eat the chocolate, drink the wine
and batter the person to death with the flowers in a drunken frenzy.
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)
# *bursts into tears*
BWAARGHARHAHAHAHAHAHAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)
# YOu know chocolate goes straight to my thighs!
*tisk*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:05, archived)
# Funny thing...
That's probably where your stalker wanted to go...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:08, archived)
# Hahaha
I thought they'd want to go for my stalker:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:09, archived)
# What? The chocolate, the thighs? The..
Argh . . .
Head swelling to try to sort it out......
/explodes.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:12, archived)
# hahahahahahafuckinahahahahahahaha
that is the best today and will take a lot to beat! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 17:01, archived)
# lol social commentary roffle
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:49, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:50, archived)
# I see the connection
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:50, archived)
# OMG! pun! roffle!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:50, archived)
# And DtH is nowhere to be seen
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:51, archived)
# no that'd be wordplay, son.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Looks more like Potatoshop play to me
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)
# you've always been jealous of me!
PAH!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 19:01, archived)
# I'm missing something..
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:51, archived)
# A USB cable?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)
# What's the connection between the top and the bottom one?
I don't get it...help!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:51, archived)
# women connect with intellect
blokes connect with willies
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Intellect?
I'd have said gossip


[Not in the face!]
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Bugger.
I thought it was something to do with what's being said being 180° out of phase with what's meant...
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:56, archived)
# haha that's the really clever answer.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)
# Economy Light Bulbs and Fish slices eh?
Can't live 'em, can't live without 'em. ;P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)
# :)
We're all worried about our carbon footprint
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)
# I don't geddit me dear
I am all teh fick n that
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)
# its a reference to the technological revolution, and how we use computers to connect
in all aspects of our social lives.

That and I just really like the toilet sign people.

(I'm doing me college work, don't mind me)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:56, archived)
# this is part of your college work?!
what a grerat course!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Graphic design rocks
FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:59, archived)
# I agree
Very much.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:04, archived)
# don't say that!!!
you are all teh smarts!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:56, archived)
# i once knew a girl that had a fanny like an RJ45 connector
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)
# Connector, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)
# I hope you showed her your special, keyed 8P2C modular connector
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:01, archived)
# my plug in baby
crucifies my enemies
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:02, archived)
# hehehe
www.lodger.tv/tuote/ilovedeath.swf
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:07, archived)
# :D
That was fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:12, archived)
# :)
it's a classic imo
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:13, archived)
# Bookmarked and ready to show everyone who cares to listen
Any idea who did it?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:18, archived)
# nay,
but i first saw it here www.lodger.tv/
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)
# crap
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:09, archived)
# I'm not quite sure what was going through my head when I made this.
(FUCK OFF, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)
# there's nothing wrong with my harms
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)
# It's Parker, M'Lady
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)
# arf!
*edit - what shall I draw by 4?

Sorry, this should probably have a big grey circle around it with cartoony text, and be in its own thread. ;p
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)
# Escher's Envy
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:43, archived)
# A dopey alleycat finding amusement in other peoples' misfortune
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:44, archived)
# a squirrel with tits
either that or something original :P

how about a robot playing a sci-fi ukulele
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:48, archived)
# The new underwater world
Gloucester folk realising what their webbed fingers are for
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:49, archived)
# Wanking webbed cocks
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)
# mmmmmm...waterworld was on for the 50th time
with that woman in it. totally some kind of Italian or maybe Spanish.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)
# The windscreen?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)
# or 240 Volts?
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:43, archived)
# or the wind?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:47, archived)
# I will take a wild guess at your thought process!
"I know! I'll mind-vomit something shitty and post it on b3ta! What could go wrong?!"
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Oh, really...?


(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)
# I have one of those!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:44, archived)
# Heh, I know ;)
I was just reinterpreting it slightly, perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:45, archived)
# :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:46, archived)
# OMG, maybe I should post it on /talk!
(FUCK OFF, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:43, archived)
# It would certainly fit in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:49, archived)
# hey!
HEY NOW!

we can't all be as good as me.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:49, archived)
# This is very true.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Blimey. Thats more than a little harsh
and a little unfair.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:50, archived)
# It's because I am harsh, and unfair.
I often tell lies too. On the Internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)
# if no-one posted anything shit on b3ta
it would be a very boring place indeed
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:50, archived)
# I think y'all need to relax.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)
# I think you need to think twice before you make unpleasant comments about peoples work
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)
# fact!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)
# hehehe
i love that with all of my heart
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)
# *ruffles hair*
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:55, archived)
# /sniggers
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)
# THE BOARD NEEDS MORE NERIOS MOLESTHES!
or not.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:59, archived)
# I fucking love this
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:55, archived)
# bilbobarneybobs says
"Outwood is myuch higher rated (not from me) he should know what that means"
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:39, archived)
# Tell Freebs to be more careful with his posts next time
and to get wid the nekkid
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Bah.
(FUCK OFF, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:47, archived)
# Unsatisfactory Hams? Call our helpline 0800 HAM HAM HAM.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:41, archived)
# 'Harms' in fact.
(FUCK OFF, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:45, archived)
# I KNOW.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:46, archived)
# I used to live very near
Sandal and Agbrigg station.

It smells of wee.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:47, archived)
# I know.
I spent what seemed like half my life hanging round there waiting for the train back to Donny.
(FUCK OFF, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:51, archived)
# So it's your wee?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)
# I'm scared and confused
"eek"
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:50, archived)
# Click pic for bigger...


Click Here for story
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Hahahaha
Crafty buggers!
(duck Quack !, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)
# Agreed!
w00t
(Duck_Assassin has 86400 sec's in a day, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)
# Cor!SHE'S A HOT TEACHER.
she's a hot teacher.

and Arf! from freebies, he likes but is conserving posts to reduce his carbon footprint.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)
# hahaha, yeah, he'll be back on Friday won't he?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)
# i am informed that this is the case
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)
# damn!
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)
# to avoid having to get his cock out, more like
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)
# ^this
is what I'm thinking

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:13, archived)
# hahahahahahahah

Won't someone think of the environment?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)
# hehehe, noice!
*clickety clack*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)
# I was amazed when I first read about those
Intricately, unavoidably problematic...but what a brilliant idea
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)
# hahahaha
It's a 419 farm!

edit: Is that Condoleeza Rice?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)
# haha
that's what i thought.

the condoleeza rice bit i mean
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)
# NO!
they must be stopped!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)
# arf!
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)
#
Bill Gates questioned its design, particularly the lack of hard drive [to put his software on]
(Woody999, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:39, archived)
# I never really got the point of putting wifi in them...
Where the fuck are they gonna get wifi in the middle of the nowhere in Ethiopia? A giraffe?
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:39, archived)
# Within range of a wireless router?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:41, archived)
# They don't even have electricity in vast parts of the country,,,
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)
# Damn.
Hopefully someone could invent a fossil fuel-driven electricity making machine.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:45, archived)
# Well, some of them have figured it out.
www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSL1966647020070720
(Adrian Monk, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:47, archived)
# Yes, because there's nothing in Ethiopia except sand and giraffes.
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:38, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:51, archived)
# Aceness.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)
# *clicks*
MOST WOOSOME INDEED
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 17:36, archived)
# Aceness
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 18:14, archived)
# hahaha, the Aliens have cottoned on too
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 10:00, archived)
# The four horsemen had come prepared.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)
# pfft
excellent thor, not a flipper in sight

1
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Downs trousers in anticipation...
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)
# Downs trousers?
Do they have an extra chromosome or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:11, archived)
# have you finished waxing and fluffing yet?
Dixon's been on the brink since brekkie
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)
# Friday is the magical day

so you must allow your balls to become the size of guava melons in the mean time.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)
# seriously?
He's not posting for a whole week.

Thats too much of a build up surely, no single picture can handle such hype!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Really?
*3 brisk, disappointed tugs and a cleanup*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
followed by a sense of guilt and discomfort
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)
# GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Hahaha
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)
# it was a powerful follow up

pictorum
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)
# pffft
Love it. Love. It.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)
# hahaahaha
brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)
# hahahaha
I guess they had to split
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)
# Haha.
This would be the Hollywood blockbuster version.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:17, archived)
# hahahaha
that's great
woo
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:17, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant
*clickity*

(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:19, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)
# hehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)
# hahaha
awesome
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)
# Hahaha! Woo!
awesome

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:19, archived)
# Brilliant.
We were talking about you this morning and we missed you a lot. I love you, and always have
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)
# aw
shucks
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)
# hahahah Love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)
# up hill and down dale
with three men in a bath


fab!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)
# pfffft, tanfastic!

note to self: must make new woo
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)
# Hahahaha!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Pfffft!
I went camping near Jackson Bridge a few weeks ago.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)
# hehehe!
chuckles
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)
# lovely sunny
and as a fully paid-up member of the holmfirth residents society, i award you an "i like this"
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:43, archived)
# he he
compo?

oh.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:33, archived)
# I wish I had some sort of context for this
because I'm RISing like crazy
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 7:21, archived)
# No reason... I just wanted to destroy!


CFB

I actually think tweedy looks better now, and what is the one in the middle packing?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)
# Unshopped photos only please
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)
# i've had them
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)
# in real world
they've had you
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)
# i'm not really here
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:17, archived)
# a concealed weapon. warning!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)
# As requested


CHICKS IN BOETS!
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)
# \o/
more of this kind of thing for no apparent reason

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)
# yay!
Although:

UK FLOOD DEFENCES 'SABOTAGED BY DUCKS' says Daily Mash.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)
# DUCKOTAGED!
little feathery bastards! Evil! all of them
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:17, archived)
# Is that a top hat on it's little feathery head?
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)
# Yeah
She's an aristocratic chick.

hence BOETS
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:17, archived)
# BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET
BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET
BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET
BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET
BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET
BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET
BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET BOET
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)
# She keeps her boets...
...and chandons, in a pretty cabinet?
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Top hats are ace.
Chicks in top hats are even better :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)
# oh db......*shakes head*
'lo!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)
# sorry
und, 'lo
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)
# how the devil are you old chap?
when you coming back to blighty next?
(if you're not already here)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)
# Good ta. I jus booked my holidays
I'm coming back on the 18th of august for ten days or so, then off to italy to visit a mate of mine.

also

I'm rather shitting my pants. I've booked my first gig ever with my band and we haven't practiced together for about a month now due to various time constraints. Shitting myself. Shit. ting. my. self.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)
# Ewww.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)
# heheh nicely
'ning 'broon!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)
# 'ning petal
how's life?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)
# dire
but i endure
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)
# That
has burnt my soul.
It's the hair that really completes it, though.
*clicks*
*shudders*
*rocks in a corner, hugging knees*
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)
# 'WE'VE GOT ANOTHER ONE'
*puts into back of van*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)
# do
i get one of those coats that lets me hug myself all day?
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)
# yikes....!








well done! Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)
# oh no.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)
# Harry Potter silliness. Sorry if it's already been done.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# Bindun many times.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)
# But not, I hope, with shite colouring and poor spelling errors!
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)
# hahahaha nearly had a diet coke/screen interface moment there
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)
# Nearly? I shall try harder next time. ;)
Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)
# which dvd is it?
and why is he reading it in eagerly?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:56, archived)
# Snakes on a Plane I bet
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:56, archived)
# I'm gambling on Rosie and Jim.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)
# I'm guessing, 'wizards do anal 4: erectus longus'
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)
# Possiblee.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:59, archived)
# I've now
got horrible visions of Daniel Radcliffe pointing a wand at his nob and shouting 'engorgio!'.
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)
# or shouting
"who needs condoms when you know this spell,
Foetus Aborti!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)
# yeah...
that could wind up being a bit grim, really.
the poor lass involved'd probably end up looking like a tesco value curry, by the end of it.
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)
# *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)
# nudeus completus!
what golf are you watching?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)
# Oh buggery.
Never mind.

As for the DVD: Hot Witches and Their Warts.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:59, archived)
# Wands in Caldrens 4
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)
# *shrugs it happens*
also now you've got Refused stuck in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)
# I think I'm happy that I'm rissy to fuck on this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:56, archived)
# Well the whole of the Harry Potter series
revolves around a naughty yet powerful wizard (Voldermort) trying to kill a teenage boy (Harry Potter).
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)
# JK sucks
Prattchet FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)
# ^this
hard.
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)
# pratchett can bite my ass!!!
Gemmell ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)
# Gemmel rocks my boat too!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)
# booo! hiss! lisping hack!
*is aware that admitting not liking Pratt-shit on an internet message board is not going to win many friends*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)
# when I was a kid
the only books that I liked was 'Fairy Tales' by Terry Jones.
It had cool pictures too.
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)
# YOU MAY HAVE WON UP TO 1000 FRIENDS!!!
CHECK INSIDE ENVELOPE FOR DETAILS!!?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)
# ***CONGRATULATIONS!!!***
YOu ARE The 10,000,000,000,000nd FRiEND t0 HavE Vi5it3d ThiS Site!
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:17, archived)
# I very much agree.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)
# I'm not a fan of Pratchett
and the more I see and read of him the less I want to go near his books. Right up himself whatsit.

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)
# you got my DVD!?
YEAH YOU KNOW ME!

who's got my DVD!?
YEAH YOU KNOW ME!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)
# I imagine this to be a bizarre Boosh song for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)
# about 15 years before the boosh
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)
# still
could've passed as the booshery, though.
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)
# It's the New Sound!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)
# gah!!
i hate that!!
i keep missing someone that has my family guy season 3!!


and he wants to kill me.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)
# hehe
my ex loaned me her family guy season 3 then dumped me.

bad luck darlin.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)
# The swine!
Find them and poke them until it is returned.
Although if they want to kill you . . .

Find them and poke them, at gun point, until it is returned.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)
# woo
and long time no see

have you been adventuring?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)
# Not really.
Just not been on the internet.
I bought a new Sims 2 expansion pack and have been spending my time creating people I don't like and then killing them.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)
# yay
I really want that game, but I already don't have a life and I think that getting that might make me go over the edge

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:17, archived)
# new polish drivers license
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)
# spotted on Saturday....
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
I told my boss I was sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)
# hahahahaha
he looked just like Kenneth Cope in Carry on Matron
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
# hahahahahah
know exactly what you mean


:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)
# even more so now I corrected
his name and the film title ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)
# is that buck rogers?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# no hull
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/6910660.stm
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)
# CLUNK!
*penny drops*
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)
# and the penny rolls down the hill
and then bursts into flames

the south of france is really not the place to have any kind of accident

the locals turn up before the emergency services it seems
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:59, archived)
# well
considering the bus ended up in their gardens...
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)
# remember some years ago
an airliner crashed

and there were survivors that died because of the uselessness of the emergency services

reporters & citizens got there first
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)
# Ris?
Or am i missing somthing?
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)
#
yep, your missing your gay ladies car!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Ris'ing
Like a mutha funster here
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# has there been a bus crash?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Time for my old favorite blooper
26 were killed, 14 seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)
# O_o
*pffft*
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Oh dear....
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Some random 20s lady
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)
# she looks like she has spunk.
And possibly moxy.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)
# And one can but admire
the cut of her jib, what what.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)
# What ho!
Jolly good, pip-pip!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# I wish I had pshop
to gmos that up a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)
# GAGH!
Why are they allgmosingahkhakhakbluergh
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)
# LOBSTER!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)
# more lobster
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)
# It still hurts
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)
# hello
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Hello!
*hugs*

How was friday?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# I thought i was going to be ok
but when they brought the coffin in they started playing My way.

fucking hell, tears streaming down my face!

the whole thing was nice, sad but nice.

by about 8pm my gran was pissed out of her head.
singing and dancing round her living room.
my uncle sat on the couch watching her, tears running freely.
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)
# :(
Sounds like a grand send off though
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# "my way" on the way in
and "bring me sunshine" on the way out.

my mum even done the dance on the way up the aisle

=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)
# hahaha
excellent stuff

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)
# it was a proud moment
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
# :)
Let it all out, says I.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# :o
just wanted a title smiley.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)
# :U
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)
# :&
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# :~²,
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)
# that's a specialist one, right there!
it's a man who, half way through shaving his luxuriant moustache (has done the right hand side, not the left), gives a slight smile.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)
# my gran didn't cry much
but i think that's just a generation thing.
she was really sad
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# You sure she wasn't just being stoic?
The elderly are good at that
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)
# yeah, that's what i was saying
she was sad but she wasn't letting it show.

instead of crying she just drank lots of whiskey

god i'm proud
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)
# :)
You got good genes
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
# don't i know it
=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# *hugs*
*really really hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
# *really really likes it*
thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)
# :)
I need hugs too

*keeps hugging*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)
# *hugs back*
*really hard*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# *likewises*
*and goes mmmmm a bit*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)
# haha
i was thinking that too.

mmmmm

*rocks side to side a bit*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)
# mmmmmmmm ^this
that's good huggin'!

careful now that it doesn't develop into something else .....
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)
# *engorges*
pardon?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)
# *feels prod*
aw, what the hell ... grief-sex? No one will see this far off the edge of the board ....
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:03, archived)
# *humps rampantly*
=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)
# Get a room!
Here, use mine, and ignore that camera...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)
# *manly hugs too*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)
# with hard pats on the back?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# cow pats
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)
# you're so childish!
*pulls pigtails and runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)
# absolutly.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)
# i am all of teh consoled
much appreciated matey.

have you told the wife you're in love with me yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)
# "So you're a Lobster huh? And what exactly are you lobstering against?"
"What've you pot?"
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)
# LOBSTERS DO NOT NEED BOATS
AS SUCH THEY ARE AN ENEMY OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# M A J I K !
+ woo yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)
# She could also be successfully Nerys-ed,
I feel.
With sexy results.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)
# YES!
Nerys Molesthes
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)
# I think the resemblance is already startling.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)
# I grow to love you more every moment that passes
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)
# ohhh
fierce!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)
# She has rather sturdy legs
and a most peeved demure. What on earth has upset her?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Tom Buchanan stood her up
And has gone back to court Daisy
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)
# That figures.
That bastard Tom.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:27, archived)
# we'll get him on the way back to his car tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)
# Someone said she has sturdy legs
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)
# *slaps thighs*
Int nowt wrong with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)
# absolutely not.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)
# *hypnotised*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Not at all
but it's hardly the most flattering compliment to pay a woman.

Her doe-like eyes, bee-stung lips and natty dress sense might have been preferable topics of conversation.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)
# Or her Harry Potter socks?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)
# mmmmmm
thigh-high socks are always a good idea.

(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)
# not if you suffer from putrifacting eczema of the calves
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# or have no legs
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Dawwwwww, Lump, yawl damn dawg, you aint got no leygs!
Sorry, Joe Cartoon moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)
# I knew you'd be able to find an exception
Men with hairy legs also look a bit odd in thigh-highs
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# what about women with hairy legs?
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# Aren't all women entirely hairless on their legs?
I thought it was natural - like the way their hair is naturally always perfectly quaffed.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# as long as they're not some sythetic polyester....
makes me come out in an awful rash....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# I'd prefer it over 'feeble'.
Although if anyone called me feeble looking they'd need their eyes testing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)
# I had a chap tell me I had child-bearing hips once
thinking it was a compliment.

Bless his tiny mind.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Same here.
No, honestly.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Hahahaha
Dare I ask what confused him?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Nowt
Just that I do have rather large hips.

In my confused early teenage years I played with the idea that my parents had forced a sex change on me as a baby.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)
# it'd explain some stuff certainly
=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Well, that scar thing on a bloke's nutsack and taint doesn't do much to quell these fears
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)
# The raphe?
Does look like a scar now you mention it.

In my early years (well, like between 9 and 11) I got so confused by the diagrams in books for about two years I thought I didn't have a vagina. I was very, very scared.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)
# Haha, yay teenage paranoia
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)
# I didn't think so.
*thinks back*

No, I definitely didn't think so.

I did think 'nice pants'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# My love handles hide them currently.
Oh and thanx, I like em too :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# I fucking love you.
For some reason that post has got the B52s in my head.

*dances around like a pillock*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# My loooove sack's in a little old place
We can pet together
Love sack baby
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# *shimmies*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7432084
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
# And with good reason.
*turns off Paul McKenna tape*

Now, what to do with a 6ft skinhead bilingual who has *raids* 4 and a bit Euro and a packet of mints....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# are you sure it wasn't just
"you have bare hips"?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Followed by "Please get out of this kindergarten".
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)
# ah no you're right
It was "you have a child bear's hips"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# Oh, believe me, I've been there!
Ah, I don't care. My hips are the least of my worries- it's the arse attached to them that's far too large.

Although two rasta type blokes did go mental over it this morning (in true Mixalot style) so I'm actually liking my arse today.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)
# hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# Awesome
Be proud of your femininity :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# :D
I do do a good Caribbean woman 'really fast arse shaking' thing.

*sweeps SSS up and takes her for a frabjious ride amongst the stars*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Ahahaha ace
Hang on a sec...

*dons dancing shoes*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
# Men are conditioned by evolution to find wide hips attractive
despite what the fashion industry tells us.

So in essence it was a compliment.

But I can see that it was a pretty rubbish one.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)
# I like my hips, they are curvetastic
especially in skirts.

I was 17 at the time and a lot more impressionable though. The best bit was his genuine surprise that I was offended.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)
# sss
hips
curvetastic


*thinks*

are you sure?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# One hundred percent......
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)
# I once got told that I'd "scrub up ok".
She melted me with that one.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)
# I talk like people's grandmas, so I find it hard to be sexy.
Case in point- manwife getting ready to go out yersterday.

Me, his wife, the woman he sexes: 'Ooooh, don't you look handsome!'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Did you pinch his cheek
and give him a toffee?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# No, I believe I carried on smoking.
I can't do long shows of excitement.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)
# I find those half-hearted compliments nicer than the direct ones
I guess I'm just distrustful of flattery.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)
# that's because your so great
oh, and you can have your wallet back, there wasn't much in it

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)
# That's £3.42 I won't see again in a hurry
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:56, archived)
# barely a full spec trip to mcdonalds
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)
# You're too good at drawing.
Ed: Her forearms frighten me though.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)
# pfft
rubbish. The proportions are all wrong for a start, and I'm crap at doing any dynamic poses.

On the other hand, I don't spend half my waking hours drawing nubile squirrels

*doffs cap for JollyJack*
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)
# YOU SHOULD TOTALLY GIVE HER A BOAT.
CHICKS NEED BOATS TOO.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# BOAT BOET BOOT ?
A life on the ocean waves
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)
# BOATS!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)
# let's boat!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)
# dat's messin' wi' ma brain
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# aye
such vigorous cranial shaking will have that effect

speaking of which, what the fuck? http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/07/23/french_no_brainer/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)
# cor that's good
much better than the deformed emo wummin I drew

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# ..


Blog & Archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Oh, the insanity!
Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:00, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:00, archived)
# hahah
Hummus Hog

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)
# The more I think about that photo
the more I like the idea of it, you know.

You may have sparked something in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Yes :D
I've always wanted to do something like that but never did.. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)
# We must, MUST do it.
It'll be difficult though. We need to get a really big (read: tall) dress.

It should be like one of them can-can dresses, like victorian underdress or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)
# hahaha good lord
We could get TUTT to be photographer
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)
# :O
Yes!

I need to find some spats.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)
# They should be easy enough to find
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)
# I think so.
Finding a pair of victorian lady's boots in whatever large size we need may be a bit of a trial...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)
# 11 :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Right.
You do get a choice, you know. You don't have to be a victorian harlot....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Winner
but only because the word 'heights' makes it that little bit funnier.



'ning
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)
# is it Blairs fault?
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Blair
Hopefully appearing live on a JihadTube website sometime soon - in orange babygro
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)
# *subscribes*
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)
# hahahaha
very good
/relurks
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Hey mate
Have fun on Saturday?

I nearly ended up in hospital :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)
# haha
yes it was good - I have put my photos up
www.flickr.com/photos/swaza/

how did you nearly end up in hospital?
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)
# I continued my downward spiral into drunkenness at a housewarming
and promptly fell down the stairs on my way out.... 2 flights of stairs. I literally can't sit down, but all-in-all, was rather lucky.

Edit: haha nice pics - I look half-cut then already
/can't-take-my-beer blog
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)
# sounds like the time I walked straight forwards on a spiral staircase
I did end up in hospital
woo for drunkedness

we didn't think you would make it back to the bash again :¬)
not from a house party anyway
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)
# *applause*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Haha!
That's marvellous.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)
# heh
woo
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)
# oof :) and there goes the postman :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Yay!
Underwater woofing!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Sorry Thor
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)
# PMSL
GENIUS!
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:58, archived)
# I think he meant "NEEDS MORE GMOS"
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)
# I agree.
..and I'm a boat!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:00, archived)
# is this how we do it here?
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:08, archived)
# delightfully hairy
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)
# This is exactly
how I remember GMOS looking when I last met him.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)
# send me a gaz with your gig list
I'm a forgetful dolt.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:12, archived)
# Will do.
*does*
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:12, archived)
# /penis flyover
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)
# You enjoyed doing that
just a little bit too much, didn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:12, archived)
# it was too well proportioned to just leave it
(this sentance has got me into trouble before)
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)
# YES!!
Sexiest and hairiest post of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)
# That's my pic!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)
# I just laughed that's all
sorry :(
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:00, archived)
# I meant what is PMSL?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)
# pre menstrual sock love,
come on Toasty, keep up with the kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)
# I prefer to stay clear of them
they've got germs
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)
# I agree.
I'm becoming less and less fond of anything younger than 35 these days. Even cheeses.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)
# I'm 24
...and better than any cheese thank, you, very, much!

well, just about. Cheese is lovely, I'm just lovelier
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)
# You're 24? Blimey
Youngster!!!

*waves walking stick threateningly*

I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)
# Oh, KRACK NUGGETS
Erdnusse in teighulle
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)
# *looks down*
Oh, thanks

*zips back up*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)
# See?
Now I have the dilemma of what would I eat first?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)
# I figured you'd gone off me baby
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)
# not at all. Just not been around as much
due to having to build two new PCs and all the hassle of losing shitloads of stuff that goes with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Ah PC building
I'm in the market for that in the next couple of weeks. Oh the joys.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)
# It's cheap as chips right now.
Just built a dual core AMD 3800+ and a DC 4200+ and still not spent half of what I spent building my first Pentium 2 350 in 1997.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)
# I'm prob going to go as fast a CPU as I can afford
At the moment I'm looking at an Intel Core 2 Duo E6750 with minimum of 2gb ram - as for mainboard not a clue. If I knew what I was doing I'd be fucking dangerous. :P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)
# get a red one
it's faster than a blue one
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# We should have a chat in private some time later.
Nothing wrong with an intel core duo but unless you can afford the best you will get more bang for your buck with an AMD and that way you can spend more money on a shithot PCIe GPU.
I'll catch hold of you later. Work out an absolute budget ( and what you require less the bits you are keeping, drives etc. ) and I'll tell you exactly what I would spend the cash on if it were for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)
# hahaha Pre Menstrual Mind piss :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:12, archived)
# now my ear is wet!
grrrr.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)
#
Piss MySelf Laughing!

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:08, archived)
# ahhhhh!
in which case thank you very much for a lovely complement
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:08, archived)
# It stands for
Punch my spleen! LOLZ!
(DrSoloMania Got rickrolled by a randomburner...., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Pre Menstrual Slut Love
YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)
# ahhhhhhhh
all becomes clear
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)
# bugger.
I wish I'd seen that a minute ago
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Brilliant
*laughs so much, a little bit of wee comes out*
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:01, archived)
# hahahaha
yes, this indeed.

WOO! nice one toasty
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)
# What I don't get is why these people don't have more boats.
HOW DID YOU FUCKERS SPREAD YOUR EMPIRE WITHOUT BOATS?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Hats.
Very big hats.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)
# GET SOME BOATS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)
# BOATS FTW!1
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)
# YOU NEED SOME BOATS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:08, archived)
# I agree.
I have a ship with a boat on it. What the fuck is wrong with these people?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)
# EVEN AN INFLATABLE BOAT WOULD HELP.
WHERE ARE ALL THE BOATS?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:08, archived)
# I've got two inflateable
life rafts which I forgot about. and a RIB ( rigid inflatable boat )

Now I come to think of it. Perhaps I should have been in the Midlands rescuing people rather than drinking beer and talking shite on the internet?
Nah, fuck 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)
# JUST GIVE THEM THE BOATS.
LET THEM DO THEIR OWN WORK.

THEY TOTALLY NEED BOATS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Do you need a stiff upper lip to inflate it?
hahahah stiff upper lip - rigid inflatable boat - hahahah geddit hahaha

I wish I hadn't eaten that cornetto now.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)
# haha, Jolly good jape sir.
It's always inflated. Mind you. I was having some trouble changing the wheel it seems ( spazzing back on some pics )
www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=41920986&size=o
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)
# Someone nicked the other 3 wheels!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)
# Well we are
berthed in Liverpool. BOOM BOOM.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)
# i don't want your fucking boat!

but then i'm not flooded at the moment, so i have no need for it apart from playing pirates in the garden.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)
# pirates is good.
you can bop people on the head with a belaying pin
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)
# That strikes me as just about the best possible reason for wanting a boat.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)
# :D I like this.
Thank you for taking the time to make it :D

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)
# my pleasure sir
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Ace :) Lots more rain on the way, too..
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)
# FUCKING YES FRONT PAGE THIS YESTERDAY
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:08, archived)
# I was on a train so couldn't draw it then
B3ta portals on trains FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)
# They disguise them as "WC"s
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)
# thats cottaging
similar though.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Chuffing excellent!
First click of the day.

We're a little bit south of Gloucestershire, but because we're in the same BBC area, it's all over the news here. Gaah!

Still, better than the eternal "We're hosting T4 on the Beach and showing the world how well we can do concerts. Please come here again because we don't have any tourist income anymore."
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
[challenge entry] zoinks !
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Haha!


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Golly!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)
# hahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)
# are you suggesting the saintly GMoS
is a cock?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:58, archived)
# no
that he's a gloryhole inspector spotter
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:00, archived)
# BRILLIANT!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:00, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Spuzz shields to maximum power
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)
# This needs more replies
as it is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)
# Now I'm scared


More scary than that Pob-face that you usually see

*hides behind sofa*
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Cherie Blair!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Originally created by merging ET's head and Anne Robinson's hands.
Fact!
(Dad Watches Porn "I like it when it's cold", Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)

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