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# The big gnop theory.
(Maynard Human After All., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Move to the . . . head . . . of the class !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:50, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Pugsly !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:55, archived)
# i want that
t-shirt! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:09, archived)
# gnopS
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:37, archived)
# gnops.
With an s.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Removed after riverghost's timely intervention
Thanks all, maybe I'll come back with something worth posting one day. In the mean time, I'll keep lurking and admiring, and wishing my Photoshop wasn't irrepairably bust.
(Elephantine Galoot is on the M62 heading east at, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:47, archived)
# 8 sodding months!
Epic fucking fail!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:48, archived)
# I have seen worse
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:50, archived)
# This is internet, we have all seen much much worse
jarman, 2 girls 1 cup, etc etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:56, archived)
# *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:59, archived)
# My feet went cold when I watched Jarman do his thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Maybe it was some old footage of Tommy Cooper
first a jar then a spoon, then another spoon and then another jar
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Oh, give it a rest
It's an image, he found it funny, and it's within size guidelines.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Proffers supportive secondary snooker cue to Riverghost.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Yes but we also have a FAQ.
You'd think after eight months they would have heard about. I'm sick of this sodding flip flopping on board policies. At least I'm being consistant.
Are you saying I should take a screenshot of something random on yahoo and post it?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Use Yahoo while you can
before it goes for good
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:57, archived)
# I'll have to employ a small whoop instead.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:58, archived)
# yeah, go for it, anything but the unecessary flaming
the FAQ offers guidelines, not a passport to insulting for the sake of it, which a lot of 'nazi-ism' is.
There is nothing wrong with this chap's post if you scrutinize the 'holy FAQ'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Well when I see some I'll be sure to let you know.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:04, archived)
# ^
FAQ isn't a list of rules, it is a list of answers to - guess what - Frequently Asked Questions.

For example:

"There is somebody really annoying on the board, is it OK to be rude to them?

Absolutely not. If you are really annoyed by another boarder, you can click the 'Ignore' button under their posts and everything they post will be hidden from you (you can always un-ignore them later if you like). Please don't be horrible to other people just because they are new, or you didn't like their picture, or posted something that bothers you. If you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything.
If there is somebody on the board who doesn't know what to do, you can always point them in the direction of this FAQ in a friendly way (or use the secret code)."

Please Ghostie, turn down the flaming, it's getting tedious.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Dixon,
you might as well give up. The guy's an utter arse. If there is one poster on B3ta who needs a caning it's this twat.

It really can't just be me who finds him tedious beyond belief..
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Ha ha
This is such a hollowed rule...
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:48, archived)
#
11 sodding days surely. Or were you annoyed by the relative lowness of the age gap?
(Elephantine Galoot is on the M62 heading east at, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:52, archived)
# The time you've had to get an idea of what not to post.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:57, archived)
# We have a newsletter and we are on the 357 issue
why was I not told of this?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Ah no the t's missing.
Soory I used 43 from our box of 400.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:58, archived)
# right?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Don't you dare bugger off fella :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:10, archived)
# I'm not buggering anywhere, and plan to keep it that way.
Furthermore, having read the FAQ, this kind of useless post isn't guidelined against at all, but never mind. I won't reject the accusation that it was useless, but it was fair enough to post on all other grounds.
(Elephantine Galoot is on the M62 heading east at, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Indeed. Don't be a lurker :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:17, archived)
# I didn't even get chance to see it, unfortunately O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Yes, nosy people want to know
what exactly it was that caused such offence. Stick a link in for the slow to catch up, there's a good chap...
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Ha
I have no idea what this was, but I hope the passive aggression made Riverghost feel suitably guilty.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Bumholes!
Another chance for a jolly good naziing missed.

Why cant you people gaz me when someone is being pointlessly raped.

*Spluffs uber alles HOORAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:11, archived)
# He always gets his man.


Credit to butters
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:20, archived)
# Unexpected ending there.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:20, archived)
# Bowling for Columbo?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Ooo b3ta hosting seems to be down
back again!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:29, archived)
# \like a whore's drawers.
That is to say, sticky.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:31, archived)
# What does an Essex girl have written on the inside of her knickers?
Next.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:33, archived)
# i prefer the C&A punchline
even if they're no longer a going concern
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Admittedly I am tired and not thinking so well but
Why C&A.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:37, archived)
# So that she knows
Which way round to wear them.
(Think L&R on an irishman's wellies !)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Ah with ya
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:59, archived)
# just bit slow i think
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Just what I needed when the other puter's playing up...
isitmeisitthemisitme Arrrgh!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:57, archived)
# "See there...er, Mr Bush...Mrs Columbo, my wife...
She's a big fan of your work...erm...Could I trouble you for an autograph, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Hoo man
the link with Columbo was tenuous to start with (the hair colour and raincoat), that would be taking it too far shirley.
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Haha awesome!
Ich liebe es.
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Speaking of old loafers . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:40, archived)
# hahaha
sweet :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Spare a few credits?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:46, archived)
# NJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:47, archived)
# hahahahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Here's a few quid for a haircut.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:47, archived)
# Wookie wanking guitar!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:47, archived)
# Nicely done there too.
I have an entirely acoustic version of that guitar here and it is starting to die.

It makes me sad - I love the curved fretboard and desperately need a new guitar before the neck breaks.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:47, archived)
# encase it in carbon for posterity
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:51, archived)
# iCant
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:56, archived)
# There's a great guy that does repairs on Denmarks Street.
It's the shop right next to the 12 Bar Club.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Hanks?
Not much use to me, I am in Exeter.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:12, archived)
# Well you do come to London though don't you.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:12, archived)
# Sometimes, but not often with a guitar!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Do they have shops in Exeter?
One might repair guitars:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:17, archived)
# I am not sure
but I have emailed one.

It says it has an adjustable truss rod?

Hold on, I shall take apicture.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:20, archived)
# Aha
if the neck is warped it's just a question of turning it bit by bit with an alan key.

And I've seen your truss rob in your blog:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Pfft.
The problem is that it flexes as I play it sometimes.

If I really power on a chord then the body and neck seem to flex a bit and the note is bent.

As things stand this is no problem, but I do not want it to get worse.

I have a couple of other guitars, including a Fender, but this one is my favourite.

It has no distinguishing marks.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:24, archived)
# That doesn't sound like a truss rod and if it is it must be something to so with the structural integrity of it.
May be more where the neck joins the body.

fairly useful.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:26, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:29, archived)
# That yellow sticker inside is almost invisible with no flash
but is just a picture of a Hindu god.

I have cancelled it out with my Jesus Loves You sticker, as you can see.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:30, archived)
# i'm no expert
but wood and radiators = bad news
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:33, archived)
# That is a big guitar no no.
Also if you don't have a stand it's best to lean them the other way round.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:35, archived)
# I have a hanger for the Fender,
but only one.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Just put her there for the photograph.
She lives, well on the floor, so that the children will not knock it down ;¬(
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:35, archived)
# that's ok then
always worth stating the bleeding obvious, because....
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:36, archived)
# I think it has an adjustable truss rod!:P
May do to take it for a bit of a service. Poor baby. She looks like she needs a bit of TLC.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:33, archived)
# She has been around for a long time
and has lived in vans, caravans and tents, amongst other things.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Best to take her in for a service.
You don't want it to be something more than the truss and going kapoowie (technical term obviously).
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:36, archived)
# woo!(kie)
but im getting bored of his constant power chord slide
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Chewbusker says NJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:50, archived)
# can pandy join chewies band?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Hells yeah!
post your band members if you've got 'em!

edit: I'm digging his steady beat
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Tinkle . . . Tinkle . . . Raaaaaaaaawk !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Courtesy of eclectech, here's me:

And... now I'm off out with my guitar to sing to drunk people. Hooray.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Hooray! Have fun!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:12, archived)
# I am going to play GnR riffs badly
because it is fun and it annoys Jim.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:13, archived)
# Chew can have all the credits chew can . . . busker !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:51, archived)
# I'll give you some cash if you stop playing nickelback.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Does he just play solo?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:54, archived)
# hahahahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:55, archived)
# *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:57, archived)
# He's playing that Clapton classic 'Leia'
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:58, archived)
# There's always one.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:59, archived)
# /o\
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:59, archived)
# hahaha, these are all terrific puns
I'm proud of you guys *sniff*

(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:05, archived)
# oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:18, archived)
# And "Darth-ide of the moon"
Maybe even Roxette's "The Luke".
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Hans down . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:58, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:01, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Mind if i join the Hoe down?
(tavish Strongbow is my life, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:59, archived)
# NEEDS MORE SHOE
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:04, archived)
# nice finger work there
I lost patience
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Magic flying guitar hand fun time!!!
wooo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:00, archived)
# "Don't Chew-bacca n'anger, I heard you say..."
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Ald, Ald, Ald
Ald, Alderan...
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:04, archived)
# ALRIIIIIIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Eye still find this a peeling !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:07, archived)
# out of his contemporaries, he's unmashed
'tenuous'
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:10, archived)
# and half baked . . . ready for butter . . . gravy . . . or what have you . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:13, archived)
# Tiny Guitars FTW!

CFM
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:14, archived)
# It's a long way to the top . . . but it looks like you're there !
Raaaaaaaaawk On !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:22, archived)
# that's a great photo
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:28, archived)
# wow
it looks bigger in real life
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:30, archived)
# The other guitar is in the background of this shot too.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Rah!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:05, archived)
# 2 weeks without B3ta and this is what greets me!
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:08, archived)
# :)
welcome back!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:12, archived)
# <pulls up a badger>

ahhh, ta :¬D
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Chewie Armstrong
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:09, archived)
# What a wonderful Galaxy!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:20, archived)
# here's ten bob now piss off
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:21, archived)
# ruuuuuuun!!!!!

cfb
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:32, archived)
# One of Constable's finest!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Really nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:34, archived)
# i was trying to link to a bigger hi-res version
but it kept making the big image as the main image and the small one as the link
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Okay. Copy and paste the below and it will work:
<a href="http://www.b3tards.com/u/8fb5d1cc5364980c8582/haywainwars.jpg" title="Manley Rocks"><img src="http://www.b3tards.com/u/8fb5d1cc5364980c8582/haywainwarssmaller.jpg" />
cfb</a>
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:39, archived)
# thx,how did you get my hi-res version?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:41, archived)
# Science.
Science and BEES!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:41, archived)
# have you got a program that dosnt lose image quality when you make it bigger?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:42, archived)
# Adobe Willy:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:43, archived)
# sounds like a birth defect :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:44, archived)
# No.
You uploaded the image to B3tArds and I guessed the url from the smaller image url.

Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:43, archived)
# ahhhh,good hunting pedant
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:44, archived)
# yay. That great.
Sodding Argos! I got a washer/drier from them and got the three year cover that I happen to know comes from a company that Argos knows.
It just broke down and I called the cover people and just get a message telling me that they've gone into liquidation.
Strangely Argos hasn't. The cover cost over £150!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:37, archived)
# the moral of the story is
fill the petrol bombs with vaselene
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:46, archived)
# The moral is
never buy extended warrenties, they're never worth the money, and rarely the paper they're written on.

This comes from someone who had to sell the bleeders at a well known electrical store that 'you'd know where to come' *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Nicely!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:46, archived)
# Nice title!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:46, archived)
# That's proper lovely that is :D
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Nice serene scene . . . for now . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Bush responds to jeebus-boot taunt...
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:13, archived)
# Verucaiffic!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Foot sore and fancy free . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:53, archived)
# Pah!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:53, archived)
# Trying one on for size . . .
If the . . . you know . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Mis-heard song lyrics #4683
Photobucket
(Guizmeaux, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:11, archived)
# want a ticket to hull
i have some going cheap
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:15, archived)
# tickets that impersonate babby chickens?
cool! I'll have them! even tho I'll end up in hull
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:17, archived)
# No ta...
...my seat's already booked. In steerage.
(Guizmeaux, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:17, archived)
# The whole 'Shoe on head' thing with Bush reminded me of this scene...

"Let us, like Him, hold up one shoe and pelt it at their leader"!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:09, archived)
# hahaha
Why couldn't it have been the gourd
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:10, archived)
# YEah but Bush thinks that gourd is on his side:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Hahahahah!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:55, archived)
# nicely done
give that shoe a medal:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Let he who is without sin throw the first SHOE!
Yay. I'm loving all of these shoe thiings.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Let the pelting begin !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Meanwhile, in a parallel universe...
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:56, archived)
# hahaha
unique
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:57, archived)
# "Wah, stop conforming!"
Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Hahaha!
Who throws a shoe?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Honestly...
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:00, archived)
# pfft-good point
where's a shoe-bomber when y'need one?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:02, archived)
# I did.

CFM
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:40, archived)
# BULLSEYE!
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Yay, this is how it should have been :D
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:01, archived)
# Hahaha fabby.
Where you been hiding?

Also some of my longtermers b'days and we did them a birthday cheese board with candles.

They do like their cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:02, archived)
# Such a shame it missed him
This redresses the balance somewhat and gets a woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:02, archived)
# oh that's brilliant :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:09, archived)
# I am enjoying these
I was going to do one with Clint Eastwood diving across George Bush to save him from a plastic shoe thrown by John Malcovic, but I couldn't be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:34, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Top stuff.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:46, archived)
# well cloned!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:48, archived)
# I love it!
More!
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Hahahaha
he's been practicing.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:07, archived)
# When you don't move Bush
the aim was perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Boink !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:09, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Outstanding!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:24, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# A bush chucker ducker trial
Click for larger


(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:50, archived)
# Crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:56, archived)
# Haha these will go on for a few days i imagine.
+ The police have finally admitted they got it wrong in the shooting of Jean Charles de Menezes.

It was his naughty brother Dennis they were looking for.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:56, archived)
# Linky?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:41, archived)
# I think it may be a joke
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:42, archived)
# It is lost on me.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Dennis De Menezes
= Dennis the Menace
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Haha
I'm using that one.
(orukusaki actually fucking posted something for a change, on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:53, archived)
# Haha.
Top notch.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:56, archived)
# boomerang and bust
this is ace
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Haha.
Lovely job. I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:05, archived)
# simply splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Mustapha Bindun? Well I did it anyways.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:47, archived)
# I think it has, many many times.
But not by you! *high five*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Haha.
"Yeah , like it's the third time I shopped it!!"

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Yeah I believe some Chinese guy stood in front of them aaaages ago!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:49, archived)
# heh heh hen-lee
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:56, archived)
# Chaiman LMAO!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Sha-sha-sha-shooooooo...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:33, archived)
# haha.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:34, archived)
# He looks like a tin shoe horn there . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:35, archived)
# A Shoehorn?
The kind with teeth?
(lordy lordy, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:44, archived)
# hahaha
You git, I now have the theme tune in my head
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:38, archived)
# likewise
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:43, archived)
# It is annoying
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:45, archived)
# chuckles
he's surrounded:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:40, archived)
# if only they were all wielding pretzels
he'd probably collapse and have a nervous breakdown
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:40, archived)
# Damn you!:P
I was just trying to get a copy of the movie so I could put a pretzel in there:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:43, archived)
# me too :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:44, archived)
# Yays
It's like getting a free period at school!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:45, archived)
# do it anyway
it won't be any less funny :-P I've got a joke of my own to 'shop but I need to run to class! Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:46, archived)
# Aaaw let Tom do it.
I've just done a Bush post.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:47, archived)
# In a jar?
Or sanitary towel fresh?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:47, archived)
# We know what you do to jars!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:50, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:46, archived)
# tee hee!
shite cartoon though
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:49, archived)
# George will be glad to get home...
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:21, archived)
# The heel won't heal !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Geo got a big head
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Have a hotty b4tady !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Thank you, suh
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:32, archived)
# happy dandlecay!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Thank you as well
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:42, archived)
# Hippy Bistro!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:50, archived)
# THANK YOU TOO
WHO ELSE FUCKING WANTS SOME?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:01, archived)
# Him
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Not fair!
He may be a cunt, but he CAN duck.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:30, archived)
# No doubt he's had plenty of practice.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Lot's of practice with his buddy Dick . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:33, archived)
# not such a lame duck after all hahahahahahahahahaha
still a cunt though
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:37, archived)
# haha
he didn't make it
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:31, archived)
# The lame duck is . . . GONE !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:33, archived)
# heh heh
just when he was looking forward to retirement
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
fucking hell I didn't think this would stay funny for so long. SOOOO much potential.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Hahaha
He probably thinks that makes him Ivy League:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:11, archived)
# If the shoe hit and hurt him
Would he be IV league?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:18, archived)
# hehe whut?!
this picture is giving me too much conflicting input
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:11, archived)
# I WANT CONDY!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:13, archived)
# mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Rice - A - Roni !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Is that a shoe tree ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:13, archived)
# "Ducking that shoe" "Something shoe is going to happen"
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:14, archived)
# heh heh
*makes poster to throw shoes at*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:17, archived)
# I threw a custard pie !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:21, archived)
# tee hee
you're a better shot than the guy with the shoe:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Set my windage properly . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Feeeeeeeesh fling !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:32, archived)
# haha i will continue to recognize this as the first b3ta incarnation
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Where can I get a copy of the unedited version?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:42, archived)
# Yahoo news photos . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:49, archived)
# I made this joke, just down there
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:31, archived)
# There!
b3ta.com/board/9025958
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:37, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
I wonder what first attracted Coleen McLoughlin to the ugly millionaire Wayne Rooney?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:37, archived)
# he's got a cock shaped like a fire hydrant
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Funny you should say that
Have you seen his fire hydrants?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:42, archived)
# he keeps it in a cupboard
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:43, archived)
# is it this one?
www.fugly.com/pictures/12907/fat_guy_on_a_fire_hydrant.html
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Hahaha
Isn't that Coleen McLoughlin before the surgery?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:44, archived)
# that WAS the surgery
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:46, archived)
# arse surgery
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:47, archived)
#
lbn.threat.tv/jarsquatter.swf ? (not safe for anything, ever.)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Well I got as far as him sitting down.
OMG! I MADE IT AS FAR AS THE BLOOD! :O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:47, archived)
# DON'T GO ANY FURTHER
it gets crunchy
and wet
and red
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Cover me
I'm going in!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:51, archived)
# that's up there with 2girls1cup
on the eurgh-ometer
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:53, archived)
# I watched it.
I had my eyes half closed and I just wanted it to end.

2 girls 1 cup at least didn't include shattered glass up the bumbum!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:54, archived)
# and the sound of blooded glass falling out of wrecked bum hole
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:08, archived)
# I literally have my hand over my mouth
WHY DID YOU MAKE THIS VIDEO??
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:48, archived)
# I think I need a hug and never to do another shit again as long as I live!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:50, archived)
# *man-hugs*
I'm sure there are groups out there that can help us recover
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Lets start a support group.
So that happened to the guy. He got the last fragment of shattered glass ot of his anus and thought, 'ah. You Tube.'!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:56, archived)
# meh - I've recovered
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Yeah but you needed anal stitches:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:01, archived)
# and the pickled onion smell hasn't gone away either
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:07, archived)
# You said that was spices!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:08, archived)
# he doesn't actually seem to mind much
there's no swearing, crying, jumping about or screaming.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: the naked male body is NOT attractive to look at. In fact, if men didn't have such nice manly faces, I probably wouldn't even bother.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:57, archived)
# I was thinking that, i'm not sure wether he was expecting it to break or no?
Right that's me folks, i'm off for some fajhitas.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:59, archived)
# I didn't have the sound on.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:59, archived)
# You should try it with sound
The sound *makes* it - quiet crunching and scraping of glass fragments. I just about laughed my tits off.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:03, archived)
# fanjitas?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:59, archived)
# No she wanted to.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Yeah I just thought
Ooo. I still need to buy the turkey.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:59, archived)
# oooo
just remembered. i need to ask you something.

I have five merkin friends coming over to see me the year after next. For some bizarre reason they have it in their heads that they want to see London. I don't know if I can get away with just a day trip, but if I have to stay there overnight, how accessible is your place?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:02, archived)
# It's right in zone one.
It's easy to get just about everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:07, archived)
# do you have a website?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:12, archived)
# Yeah but booking won't be open yet for 2010.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:15, archived)
# this is why I dont make squirrel men
hmm... perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:04, archived)
# Yeah you'd have to find a really small jar.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Traumatic
I had a look before and didn't stay 'til the end. He'll be in nappies if they don't sew that up well enough...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:24, archived)
# a large cock
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Yes
But what first attracted Coleen McLoughlin to the ugly millionaire Wayne Rooney?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:42, archived)
# he makes a good cuppa
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Well Okay then
fair dooes to her!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:45, archived)
# but he has a tiny penis
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Who cares
Good tea!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:49, archived)
# With a tiny penis floating in it?
Let us hope so.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:53, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Maybe she just thought the milk was a little off.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:17, archived)
# I can think of a million reasons...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:44, archived)
# To be fair
they were together long before he was wealthy.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Shaved monkey.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:38, archived)
# that is harsh
on monkeys
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:40, archived)
# tha'ts cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:39, archived)
# hahaha, with a penchant for grannies
Alex Ferguson is loosing his edge on the shoe throwing
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:39, archived)
# hahaha
*rummages*the early years
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:43, archived)
# ha
have a rooneyspasm ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Nicely...
...that font's a bugger!


Click for flag sized...
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Awh damn, that's much better than mine :(
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:42, archived)
# ahh its the time of day again

for you poor souls to suffer the jamnog inflicted monstrosity.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:30, archived)
# How dare you call my ex that!:O
Woo!

*orders a dozen*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:32, archived)
# your putting words !
in my mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Must have been the way you...
...Oh in your mouth. As you were.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:34, archived)
# hmm those arent words
*brushes teeth*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:35, archived)
# less teeth please:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:37, archived)
# nicely
gifted grafting
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:32, archived)
# I want one
to keep caged forever!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:34, archived)
# mr burns has a dozen
or so I'm told
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Bunky!
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Hummonkey feeding time !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:41, archived)
# It was a misunderstanding
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Poor ninja!
He was doing an international service!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:26, archived)
# you dropped this...
dis-
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:28, archived)
# What?
Taking out bush?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:29, archived)
# actually - that would be a waste
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Yeah you wouldn't want him as
martian marter to his cause.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:35, archived)
# This is good :D ( the source material is pure magic)
in fact many of the variations I have seen here to day I am sure will be turning up in peoples inboxes around the world for the next few months...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:26, archived)
#
turning up in peoples inboxes around the world the Daily Mail for the next few months...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Oh the irony!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:26, archived)
# I just found
this
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:46, archived)
# hmm could be a connection to the shoe bomber
I see a tenuous connection I'm sure it wont take those hacks at the daily mail long to brand Muslims as "shoe killers"
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:02, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Headshot!!!
Another nice take on this wonderful source...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:26, archived)
# hey hey hey
another good one:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:27, archived)
# hahahahaha
lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Nicely done...
:D

Night all, I'm off...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:30, archived)
# ASHOE
on his head
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Notice that Maliki didn't duck? How did he know
the shoe wasn't meant for him?
(muckluks notsureyet, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:44, archived)
# I want to see on his passing out parade
(or whatever presidents have)
everyone lobbing their shoes at him as he goes past.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Starfish are bullies...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:19, archived)
# take that, you wee bastad!
wahahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Och!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:23, archived)
# The board is strong today..!
Woo and yay for evil aquatic creatures!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:20, archived)
# KICK HIM IN THE CUNT, BARRY!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:22, archived)
# and where dose one what this so hard?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Right that's it.
Going to meet Mrs H for a pint :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:24, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9026048
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:25, archived)
# now turn your stomach out over the little sod
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:21, archived)
# hahahaha, you star
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Arf!
/board is ace today.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:21, archived)
# what 'e said^
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:23, archived)
# hehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:21, archived)
# They do get a bit rowdy after a few.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:22, archived)
# hahaha
great :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:24, archived)
# ^ Cock!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:24, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:24, archived)
# :D
I love the footprints!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:28, archived)
# fan
tastico
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:31, archived)
# wonderfull
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Well . . . they are stars . . . after all . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Lovely!
As has been said, the board is on fire at the moment!

In a good way, not like last time...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:23, archived)
# hahaha ---supoib
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:24, archived)
# hahahah, I've never trusted those pesky starfish! top stuff, sir!
right, time to go and brave london public transport.... Bloody trains :P Adios amigos
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:26, archived)
# hahahahaha damn right!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Hahaha!
That'll be the deathstarfish will it?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Aye aye
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:43, archived)
# lol, starwars!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Wonderful, as always sir
Have a *click* Big congrats on the FP by the way :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Shoes from nowhere!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# su-blinkin'-perb!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Right you scummers
I'm off to meet my dad for a beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:13, archived)
# mmm beer
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:21, archived)
# this
+genius!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Huz-blinkin'-zah!!
that's cocking woosome that is. *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# oh good lord, this is so full of win, woo and yay!
*CLLLIIICCCKKK!!!*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# bloody ace!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Hahahaha
See. If you post text posts, this sort of thing gets knocked off the doard!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Hahahaha
Most woosome!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:07, archived)
# hahahaha, you star
*clicks*

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Ooh I say...
Have a *Maclix* :D excellent stuff!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Oooh
*Clicky* and you too can take a banana from the middle shelf
(morrigan456 made sex wee on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Utterly awesome.
Straight to panowie with that.

/really must do a w/y/h/p gif one of these days.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:08, archived)
# hahaha, fooking ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Much Woo'ness!
attacked by Clarks
(nom_nom_nom, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Woo yay!
FP! FP! FP!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Agh! Hexed!
...although I think it unlikely that the FP would stand three bush/shoe posts in succession!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:21, archived)
# well it did! it did!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:06, archived)
# fucking ace
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Ace!
Simply that.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:10, archived)
#
(muckluks notsureyet, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:11, archived)
# D:<
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)
# oh fuckin' yes!
'edit' inevitable 'oh. my. god.... shoes'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Win win win win
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)
# ^ That's shit!

EDIT: Sorry I meant to say "Well Done"!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Koala Tea!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Hahahaha
that's fucking class.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:16, archived)
# I say that really is top notch
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Good lord!
What a cracker!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:19, archived)
# absolutely brilliant!
I've not been around for a few days and have missed some terrific posts...glad to catch this'un!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:20, archived)
# MagFuckingNificent
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:25, archived)
# jaw -droppin excellence
major
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:26, archived)
# this matrix joke is better:
shoetrix.ytmnd.com/
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:29, archived)
# that is epic
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:31, archived)
# This is fucking ace, click click click click forever.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Hahahaha Brilliant
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:40, archived)
# hahah
top class!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:44, archived)
# well now
that's just fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:47, archived)
# hahahahaha!!
ace!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:14, archived)
# I have to unlurk just to say how fucking awesome this is.
It's fucking awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:19, archived)
# THAT
is a slice of fried gold
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:34, archived)
# ahahahah
wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Haha
Winner!
(orukusaki actually fucking posted something for a change, on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:00, archived)
# There is no shoe...
Bloody brilliant!
(MuseMuse became self-aware on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Sheer undiluted genius
W00t!!!
(Schrodinger's Goldfish, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:15, archived)
# ohnoez
You beat me to it. Much better than I would've been able to do, though. Bravo, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! CTU_Bauer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:23, archived)
# That's phenomenal!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Wow!
thats fantastic!
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:53, archived)
# jesus arsechrist
just got in and saw this post. it is perfect :)
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:58, archived)
# You are probably sawing logs about now,
but I just wanted to let you know that I almost choked to death on my chicken nuggets while laughing at this.

:D :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Consider the internets completely and utterly won.
Now where do we go, any ideas you fucking genius?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:43, archived)
# this is just too good
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:06, archived)
# OH FUCKING YES!
THIS WINS EVERYTHING!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Best ever
awesomeness itself
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:34, archived)
# Yes!
yes yes yes.

We can all go home now. The internet has been completed.
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:36, archived)
# Fuck yes.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 2:30, archived)
# absolutely fantastic.
have a biscuit.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 8:36, archived)
# best thing ever
internet or otherwise!
(I helped save b3ta! skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)
# i award this
five stars. Woo
(jonjonjon, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:38, archived)
# fan
bloody tastic :)
(Chojin doesn't know what day of the week it is, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Maximum wootage!
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Shut down b3ta
nothing will EVER be better than this.

Ever.

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Excellent!
*click*
(Abominae is having a really boring day, again., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:51, archived)
# you win
EVERYTHING
(I helped save b3ta! Kingtoke was shit at life on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:02, archived)
# First!
*curses*
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Bush...
...shoulda taken a pair of 'slingbacks' with him...badumtish!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Oar-some!
(I helped save b3ta! Wurst Puns Inc. Back in the future., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Then you realise..
it is not the shoes that spong, but you :o)

Possibly the best thing I've seen today (apart the fantastic pair of norks on the bird that I work with).

Major *clunk* from me :o) Top hole sir !
(shooms Look just cunt the fuck off will you..., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:43, archived)
# superb
this is what the internet was made for!
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Hope you know you made it to Countdown on MSNBC tonight!
most of your clip was on Keith Olbermann's show - very favorable!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 6:10, archived)
# Too funny!!!
Just wish Al Zaidi had hung a red dribbler on POTUS. Give shrubya something to chat about at his faretheewell parties.
(shamblinthru Grasshopper! Next time use the potholders!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:57, archived)
# HAHAHAA!
best of the bush anims yet!
(william_shatner, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:51, archived)
# there are not enough internets for you to win
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:58, archived)
# This got on Digg!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Awesome
Woo yay!
(Cohen the Bavarian, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 8:30, archived)
# Serial Iraqi strikes again!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)
# "HEATHCLIFF"!
for those who know not of what I speak, here is a 'unique' version:
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=NSed1K-QNMc&feature=channel_page
Come on, Kate, you weird old rich woman, let these guys release it as a single next christmas!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Garfield!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Sthlyvethter
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Felix!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# "THEO!"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)
# "BARRY!!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Come on!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)
# BARRY BARRY GET ON DOWN WITH GARRY
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:04, archived)
# CUNT HIM IN THE FUCK BARRY!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:03, archived)
# classic barry
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:04, archived)
# barry doesn't like cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)
# I'm resisting the urge to get involved in this thread
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:10, archived)
# you're doing well......
:D

I jumped out of the story, I think it's your shot.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:13, archived)
# The bunk3r story?
Eeesh I haven't been on there in ages.

Might have a look and see where we're at.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:15, archived)
# COME ON GARY!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:15, archived)
# BARRY...BARRY....BARRY!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:16, archived)
# *comes on garry*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Sorry to threadjack (nice bush, by the way), but
has this been discussed on here by the German speaking lot?
BTW: "Will" translates to "wants to".
But then again, who doesn't?
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:03, archived)
# HAHAHAHHAHAAH
That is classic. I envy him :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:04, archived)
# now I get it!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Mmmmm Weird old rich women.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:30, archived)
# SHOE ATTACK
but lets watch as he takes his other shoe off and throws it, first
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Thats a Poosquat if I ever did see one...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)
# BABOOSHKA
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)
# BABOOSHKA
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)
# BABOOSHKA
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
# YA-YA!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Bab-shoe-ka?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)
# NOOOOOOO
If anyone dares lay a finger on my Kate, by heck..
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Why does it look like
her head has been badly 'shopped onto another person's body?
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:04, archived)
# She is odd.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)
# hahahaha
this made me laugh like a loon.!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:10, archived)
# ^ Sodding Would (two or three times)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:13, archived)
# hahaha!
That's one Bush the world needs more of...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:21, archived)
# guffaw
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:31, archived)
# One
in Kate Bush is worth ten in the hand.
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:19, archived)

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