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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)

hahaha

nicely done

I hope fucking Jacqui fucking Smith will show her sofa-like face on there soon

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)

hahaha

did you see Ceiling Jacqui Smith the other day, brill it was.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)

There's a campaign on the internets to cc Jacqui Smith's parliamentary email address on every single email we send. Not a bad idea.

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zoldergoose, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)

Hahaha

This will save billions of pounds of taxpayer's money!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)

ha, I saw that

them and their crazy IMP - I doubt Jacqui Smith's ever seen a computer in her life

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)

looks like i picked the wrong week to stop using social networking sites

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)

pffft

speaking of ways to quit...
www.farbs.org/?p=46
Disclaimer: not suitable for prodigy69

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)

Paula

Stopped to do a poo! I suspect.

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awsm! namaste bitches, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)

You and poos!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)

Jenny Youse

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)

VERY nice work sir

woo!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)

*chases*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)

wahey!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)

my eyes! my beautiful eyes!

Apparently its like this the whole way through...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HXaLilLFvo

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)

WTF were they thinking with all those spotlights

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)

that's quite irritating

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)

oh dear :) i can't wait to see it though :)

icke's fans are on to us

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)

GO TO LECTURES

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)

its pissing it down and its too late now

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)

hahah

badboy. Classic studenting

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)

if we get to keep you I'm all for it.

I'm not grooming you, am I?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)

No Fae, of course you're not.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)

i'm 5'6"/7" depending on how i've slept

i'm a little teapot
i'm not sure where i'm going with this

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)

You've got a very nice hat.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)

i could flex in 25 positions

But I only work here to pay my tuition
Yo, tantalizing teaser
Table-top pleaser
Give me what I need
a Mastercard
a visa

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)

I need broon, he'd be able to tell me what this is.

As it stands, I shall have to be Captain Whitey and say 'eh?'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)

you're just not ghetto enough

Just cuz she dances go-go
It dont make her a ho, no
Maxine, put your dance shoes on
We going to the disco
We gonna elope to meeeexico
Called up my mama, said Im in love with a stripper, yo

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)

You're posher than I am by far

you're about as ghetto as Princess Anne.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)

pffffft

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)

Compared to him I'm the artful dodger.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)

*recognising that he cannot hope to win this ghetto-off, our hero retreats to lick his wounds*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)

It's a good thing

class is a rare thing these days. Certainly my attempts to feign it fall somewhat short of the mark.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)

*safely tucks away handkerchief*

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)

You just made my heart all warm, remembering.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)

#yoooooouuuuuuuuve, got to pick a pocket or two...BOYS!#

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)

I think I recognise it

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)

Golddigger

Kanye West? Puffy Dad? The Reelly Reelly Nawty Boys? The Big Tuff Boys That Look Strong And Tuff?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)

Do you have a student bar on campus?

If so then you should turn up just to go there!

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)

effort....

i've got a bottle of gin, a bottle of cheap navy rum, a bottle of 13 year venezulean rum, spiced rum, pimm's and prosecco. why bother going to the student bar, eh?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)

Human contact?

Unless you are a recluse like me that is...

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)

~~human~~ student

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)

its half one on thursday afternoon?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)

There will still be people there

Unless my university was secretly full of drunks

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)

venezuela eh, sounds a bit like MEXICO

RUN AWAAAAAAAAAY

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)

You just brought back painful memories

Of my networking lecturer, he couldn't speak a word of queen's english and kept banging on all day about the shakey-hand layer. Not many people passed that module...

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)

You what?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)

Exactly, it made that much sense!

In all honesty that module was a breeze compared to my final year with an 18 month unwanted study break in the middle :(

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)

this is one of our lecturers:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOO599_y2e8

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)

Oh dear, condemned:

"Just checked out all the entries and they were uniformly terrible.

Zero wit.

Says it all".

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)

brilliant innit?

i can't wait for them to authourise my account :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)

That's how they suck you in!

Never argue at someone else's level, that's fundementally flawed, like a grandmaster forcing you to play him at chess.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)

wait

expand on this for a moment for me

I'm getting quite interested in the mechanics of argument

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)

Much like the flatearthers which is pretty much a practice in forming something plausible sound and arguable around anything.

Who claim that the moon and the sun and orbitary lightbulbs put there by the government or something, and would generally have an answer to any theory of gravity you put to them.

If you just ask them why anyone would want to cover up the fact that the earth is flat, they're fucking stumped there. It's like the grandmaster pulling off a classic chess defence, then you punching him in the face and beating him to death with the board.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)

i've actually had this exact conversation on a bus in the states

the answer i got was "how am i supposed to know, man? thats the secret"

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)

At which point you punch the person in the face and beat him to death with the chessboard!

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)

i just gave up

i thought, "fuck it", there's no way possible way i can win this one

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)

The one I usually do is to make up something completely unprovable and personally offensive to the person and then tell them it's true.

Then when they disagree tell them to present proof despite the fact you don't class any proof as 'really knowing'.

claim that there can be no true proof for the existance of god = god exists, I generally claim that jesus or some religious figure was gay, then insist that they should present incontrovertable proof if they disagree.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)

this works until they say something is proof, even if it isn't

the Bible for example

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)

But it never said in the bible that he wasn't gay, did it?

And follow that line of logic ad naseum.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)

in fact to the contrary;

it pretty much says outright that he was "the one whom Jesus loved" etc etc...

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)

At first glance I thought that said

"like a grandmother forcing you to suck eggs"

...which I thought was brilliant.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)

ha, although the other responses are remarkably non-condemnatory

perhaps I've had Icke wrong all these years

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)

he charges people to visit his website rather than distributing his knowledge freely

lets not be too hasty

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)

really?

the eejit

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)

Haha

Yes, I just spotted that

"It is kind of sad that people just can't see through the thick smokescreen of the huge mega-media and huge business control of what the masses are told."

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)

neee-neee I'm better than you!

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)

see, the system works!

why are people complaining?

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)

"Save money on your fake tan"

WHY - WHY (and HT - I expect an answer) do people use fake tan?

WHY?

Honestly?!

WHAT THE FUCK?!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)

Cos it makes them sexified!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)

they like being orange

stop being so narrow minded! :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)

You type that like racism's a bad thing.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)

Because they think, quite wrongly, that it makes them attractive

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)

cos it's safer than a real tan

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)

It is an inexpensive way to make it appear like you're survived the detonation of twin suns.

Which can only help you social status.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)

*giggles helplessly*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)

Not a clue, pale is win.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)

Very much so.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)

Go team inexplicably garish yellow!

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)

You're not yellow, you're sort of monochrome.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)

I fucking wish I was monochrome!

That would be so hard-boiled.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)

I'm not very down with the kids.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)

You've got a fedora and a raincoat, that's pretty hard-boiled....

For a dame.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)

Twenty points for use of dame.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)

> Get key

mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=000228

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)

Gosh, what's this?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)

MSPaint Adventures: Problem Sleuth

The best thing ever. It's like a fake adventure game where they people suggested what actions were going to be drawn next.

It's like Ttssattsr/Shada/MrPineapple + 30s crime fiction.

mspaintadventures.com/?s=4

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)

I might have to have a further look at this later

thank you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)

It's always a pleasure.

To inflict masses of reading on someone

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)

Better than masses of Luton.

But only just.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:11, archived)

*jaundice high-fives*

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)

The thing about olive skin is there are only two modes.

Brown or really pasty yellow green.

I'm still going for the Monte Cristo indoor tan myself but I've got a long way to go.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)

At least you can go outside in the summer

without needing to be covered in a layer of sticky cream every half an hour.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)

*rises to bait*

*covers in layer of sticky cream*

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)

FOR ONCE

I wasn't baiting. I'm talking to Jeru, it'd be a big waste of effort.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)

Yeah blame it all on me like I'm some kind of inhuman personification of wrong doing.

I could market myself as the Misdeed kid and walk into a saloon and say
"The misdeeds are on me"

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)

I'm not blaming you at all

it'd just be like offering a buddhist a gun.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)

Depends what kind of buddhist he was.

He could be an incredibly noir buddhist who believed in the neccesity of change. Or just a tibetan monk who are pretty rough when it comes to defending their homeland.

SEE HOW I SHATTER YOU ANALOGY LIKE...SHATTERING BREAKY STUFF!

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)

Bloody hell, alright then

You know what I mean, anyway, Difficult McPickHolesInThings.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)

I sort of do, it took me about four or five passes to realise you weren't calling me rubbish at being misdeedful.

And that's Mr McPickHolesInThings to you, ya lousy dame. Next time I'll fill you with daylight.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)

You don't have the guts.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)

Don't mess me around toots, I'm up to my neck in this weird puzzle shit.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:13, archived)

toots as well!

Crikey.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:19, archived)

the missdeed kid is harsh and tough
he'll muss your hair and your shoes he'll scuff
the cheekiest scamp
the meanest guff

naughty misdeed kiiiiiiid

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)

Welcome to my crime team Senor Scamp!

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)

oh boy, the mischief is so on

aaaaaaand back to work, laters y'aaaaaall

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)

I could if Italians weren't genetically indisposed to hate the sun.

Also no-one says sticky cream!

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)

I do, you just did, Sacchyface loves a bit of it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)

No I didn't.

It was moonlight refracting off swamp gas.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)

A likely story.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)

*moons*

my buttocks; like swans they are

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)

I think if I ever saw your unfettered bottom I'd probably have to write an ode to it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)

to on

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)

Like he'd let me get that close.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)

*fires up expensive custom made electric butt-fence*

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)

*zzzt* ow

*zzzt* ow
*zzzt* ow
*zzzt* ow
*zzzt* ow
*zzzt* ow
*zzzt* ow
*zzzt* ow

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)

it's already got quite an odour to it, wait... what?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)

What, protected by the queen?

Does she stand behind you shooing people with a broom?

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)

yes, yes she does

also it'll break yr arm given half a chance

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)

Thus I shall nickname you anus 'The steel gates of abbadon'

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)

Oompa Loompa doompadee doo

I've got another puzzle for you

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)

Someone pointed me at FML the other week

this was one of the stories at the time
www.fmylife.com/health/1246949

:S

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)

so they can take the fingerprints

of wandering hands

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)

because nothing looks sexier than a well aged maple-wood sideboard

WOODSTAIN MAKES YOU SEXY

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)

I don't understand why you're furious

it does look good, doesn't it?

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)

FFS!

This was one of my major bug bears with Indy and the Cryustal Arse.

In the good old days, lens flare would be chucked out and the scene re-shot. Now they add the shit in!!!

Pegg is the ONLY reason I want to see this

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)

this

but i'm not even sure about that (considering obtaining a preview sample)

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)

so Simon PEgg is playing himself then?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)

haha

that'd be great, it'd also mean we're quite near to the future which is good.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)

Yeh...

no scottish accent, how odd.

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..wil, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)

shiny = futuristic!

....also ow

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)

noooooooooo

why the hell have they gone and done that. Woo pic tho.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)

ARF

OMG they filtad :P

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)

MY EYEEEEEEEEEEES D:

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)

Is it like that to cover up some thing that is crap?

Like having a pitch dark room in a film

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)

its space man, and the future, everything is glowing with awesome futureness

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)

So high cases of blindness, from all the bright lights :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)

oh this...

It's to cover the CGi stuff they fucked up... bung a lens flare over the top.

Like the pops and scratched in Cannibal Holocaust that disguise the swapping actors for dummies...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)

X-files liked to use the dark room one a lot

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)

it's to make the upcoming game look more realistic

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)

pfffft

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)

when I first hear about it, I really wanted to see it... then I saw a trailer,

and I just lost interest... Strange, really

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)

Choosing a path... blah blah...

Destiny... blah blah...

EXPLOSIONS.... WOOSH.... BANG...

Kids on a spaceship... yawn

Didn't they learn anything from the Thunderbirds film?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)

the only up-coming film I really want to see is "Moon"

the one with Sam Rockwell

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)

Ooh... don't know that

*hunts*

The only film I want to see at the mo is In the Loop, and I fucked up seeing it at the wekend, cos I went to the wrong cinema, and missed the start... d'oh

EDIT: Just watched the trailer for Moon... FUCK ME i want to see that

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)

In The Loo?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)

looks aweseome that, been waiting excitedly for ages

hope it doesn't turn out crap

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)

Matt Berry is in it according to iMDB!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)

What with the lens flare and the wobbly-cam

It's all going to be a bit nausea inducing.

Darn - I'm still going to have to see it, though.

Nicely, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)

it's not 'wobbly-cam'

it's 'Galactica effect'
;)

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)

Good call - it is indeed.

On the big screen it does become rather unsettling, though.

See Bourne 2 & 3 for further evidence...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)

I call shenanigans trekkies are incapable of forming relationships

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)

So it is! How odd...

I'm not sure (on the strength of those clips) I'm gonna enjoy this new one, it's all a bit Star Trek 90210 and seems rather cocks-out-for-the-lads in a most un-Star Trek way.

Not terribly cerebral shall we say...

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..wil, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)

this

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)

Blimey

How did that make the cut?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)

Your name will also go on the list! What is it?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)

*spang for you*

nicely done :)

in other news, is catnippp now working for sky news?
enemiesofreason.blogspot.com/2009/04/beauty-beyond-belief.html

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)

Hahahahah

brilliant

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)

why thankyou, sir!

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)

gahahahahahaha

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)

hah

brilliant!

(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)

I was thiking of this ever since the comp started

without realising where is came from, nice :-)

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Hellzapoppin, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:43, archived)

I'm afraid it's way too late to do anything about it now...

more | large file size warning.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:10, archived)

nice choice of colours

and now I'm thinking THUNDERCATS

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)

SHNARF!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)

...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)

hahahhaha, now that is a crossover I'd want to see!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)

Quality!

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)

By far the best thing to think, sir

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)

I want to say vulva

that's a freudian mum
edit: and woo!

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)

0_0

Edit: Ta!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)

utterly wonderful awesomage as always, Grunty!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)

Cheers, boss.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)

Is this a medical model used to demonstrate

The idiocy of deciding to have a hot curry after 11 pints of lager?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)

there's nothing wrong with that.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)

Plate ii) Exploding Vindaloo Goatse

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)

Yes*

* not really, no

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)

Evil sexyness :)

How are you?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)

bit 'meh'

truth be told. Dunnae worry.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)

I do worry sir

Come and tell me about it, you need to

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)

seriously, thanks,

I need to try and sort this out meself, though.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)

That's a WOO

and a *Click* sir. Superb as always! :)

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Ninj, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)

Thanks, Ninj!

You're good man, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)

the structure of this object intrigues me.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)

;-)

I guessed as much.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)

thats too lovely for my tiny monitor to handle

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)

I'm sorry.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)

Now I'm expecting

a chicken in a tuxedo to shoot me

or something.

very woo

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)

Chicken in a tuxedo, eh?

Maybe that second Ginsters wasn't such a good idea after all.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)

no... silly boy

it's cos it looks like the gunbarrel from Bond made of chicken feathers

and this is a good thing

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)

Ahhhh....

I'm with you now, which is ironic, 'cos that was the kind of the idea in the first place.

*slaps self*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)

right

back from lunch - this is woooo but you're developing a habit of posting things when I'm not here to woo them.

Sorry about that.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)

I shall endeavour not to do it again, sir

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)

'noon

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:02, archived)

hahha, that's loonier than icke himself :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)

Aren't they supposed to be lizards?

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)

you're already on the looney list.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)

WORSHIP THE REPTILES. WorSRIP "WORHSIP WORShIPFROGMENLIZARDWORSHIP

www.b3ta.com/board/9407072

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)

~~God~~ Knob!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)

why is it always bad grammar in your posts?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:06, archived)

*explodes*

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)

that was the reaction i was hoping for

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)

*implodes*

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)

you had me until the meerkat

I've deducted points for that

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)

Chief Sitting Bullshit

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Ninj, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:58, archived)

^ Mum

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)

Why is it always materfamilias in your posts?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)

hahaha

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)

Because I am a total tosser!

What is your excuse?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)

Because I'm unoriginal and stuck in a rut.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)

^ FACT

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)

Ulrika Johnson?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)

bwahahahahaha!

She's football crazy
she's football mad
there isn't a footballer
that Ulrika hasn't had

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)

haha

*goes to watch the Stotts on youtube*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:02, archived)

hahahahhahaha!

brilliant! :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)

Ta Stevie :D

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Ninj, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)

Utterly Class!

*clicks*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)

Thanks JP

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Ninj, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)

Aw, that's so prett- oh...

Bit subtle this one!

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..wil, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)

wow thats beauti.....

oh my god
my eyes
my eyes

and with that.... school tiems

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)

fuck school

its pissing it down

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)

I'm glad it waited until I'd finished walking home from the Northern General.

More or less.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)

haha

good job :)

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)

As subtle as telling Gordon Brown he's a One-eyed Scottish idiot

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)

have you just inherited a capital M or am I going nuts?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)

I just inherited the uppercase M

All the cool people have an uppercase first character and I wanted to show my individualism by following the crowd.

/indie blog

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)

Sell out

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)

Aye, subtle

But nicely done.

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)

aargh!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)

hahahaeeeeewwwww

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)

Goatse is really making a comeback these days

I'm not sure if thats a good or bad thing really

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Victor Meldrew, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)

AAAARRRGGGH!

Bad WiL!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)

bleeee hands

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)

Now I want you to go to your room and think about what you've done.

And film the results for fun and profit.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)

the goatse hands

or is this a hilarious 2D wave equation joke?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)

Yes. Absolutely the 2D wave equation thing...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)

mmmm delicious wave eqns

www.choisser.com/longhair/four.html

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)

ouch

sometimes having a 24" screen makes things really hard to read

also, I got mistaken for a girl once when I had long hair

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)

Three times so far for me.

Not including hilarious jokes by chavs.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)

Personally as a solid manly type man I haven't

but the best story I've heard was:

A mate of a mate (yeh has to be true) was of fairly slight build and had long blond hair and a big bushy beard. He was standing at a bus stop reading the timetable and hence had his back to the road (Parramatta road for anyone that cares).

A Datsun with a bunch of Lebanese/Greek bogans pulls up at the bus stop and starts a hilarious pickup routine "show us your cunt blondy" that sort of thing.

The bloke turns around and tells them where they can go, so the rest people at the bus stop gets a good laugh. In order to save face, they attempt a burn out in their sub-woofer laden vehicle, just as they pull out of the bus stop and into traffic, the Datsun did what Datsun's do best and broke down with a clunk.

tl;dr

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)

hAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)

haha nice

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:06, archived)

Ha, excellent.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)

"It is not uncommon for longhaired men to have been physically abused as children about their hair."

!!!?????

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)

also:

img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/cartoons/nemi/nemi_1887_600x194.gif

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:58, archived)

hahah THIS WILL HAPPEN ONE DAY!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)

Why didn't I know about this when I started growing my hair?

I've had to work it all out for myself.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)

I just didn't like mum's cutting efforts, and I'm too cheap to pay.

Nothing needed figuring out

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)

Mine was a conscious decision as well as being due to me being a cheapskate.

In other news, I have an afternoon of fourier transforming and spectral analysis ahead of me. Lucky me.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)

PWHOAR!!

spectral methods for pdes are the sexiest thing in my life right now.

speaking of which I was going to write a great big chunk of code this evening...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)

Ew, sex messages in my hair

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)

jizz?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)

"long hair styles do not really carry a sex message at all"

jizz-resistant, then.
Some guy approaching me from behind thought I was a hooker once when I was walking around a dodgy area wearing a long coat at 3 in the morning during a Kurt Cobain phase. This is less amusing than your Datsun story and has no punchline.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)

hahah that's still pretty funny.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)

please don't turn in to, please don't turn in to, please don't aaaaaargh!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)

Hahaha

I am feeling fine, oh so fine

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)

oh good god.... took me a moment....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)

I think that took three cycles before I got that

Nice work :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)

Haha!

That's rather special.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:57, archived)

Why is it always raining in your po....

WOAH NELLY!!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:57, archived)

haha

deserves this old thing:

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)

guessed it before it appeared

is my mind broken?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)

Gitmo!

De-RIS

(morrigan456 made sex wee on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)

now you're in trouble :D

you should have just edited it if you er, have indeed changed anything

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)

Vhhhyy???

Why ams I in trubble??? Board Nazi's a coming???

(morrigan456 made sex wee on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)

You weren't with me until you started talking like that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)

Silly speaking?

Just trying to lay a false sense of security old sausage before I started pillaging the board nazi's with a rotten banana

(morrigan456 made sex wee on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)

your overuse of apostrophes has killed my stiffy

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)

You are going to steal

goods by force, from b3tans, with the help of a banana?

( I ignored the erroneous apostrophe, I was confused enough by your verbiage )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)

^this

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)

speech nazi!

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gravytrain, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)

*gasses Johnathan Ross*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)

speeth nathi!

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gravytrain, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)

DAS IST VERBOTEN

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)

Pffft ...

"Bot".

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)

deleting a thread is frowned upon

but seeing as I find your sig arousing I'm not going to shout.

oh and nazis.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)

haha

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)

lol 'k

u can haz lolocaust

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)

Delete Button?

Why the delete button then?? Thats just silly!
Im off to play les buggueres risibles elsewhere!

(morrigan456 made sex wee on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)

agreed; it's unfortunate.

And, even more unfortunately, there's absolutely no warning about this faux pas in the FAQ :-( Poor you.

Have a butchers at this list of posting top-tips -- hard-won from experience, and may help. Cheers!

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Bee Nice |-|, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)

Bee-nice!

See fellow b3tans , Bee-Nice can be nice why can't you!

(morrigan456 made sex wee on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)

Well -- b3ta being pretty famous -- an awful lot of clueless noobs wander in each week

not having read the instructions, and it gets very wearing.

Unfortunately for you, there's just been a really clueless cock on, so you're getting rather rough justice. It's probably nothing personal :-)

Edit: oh, and also, instead of getting defensive (or before, or after, or at sometime) it really really helps if you say "sorry". It's all the time & effort that people put into their replies in your original thread that have gone up in smoke you see? You didn't mean to nuke them, but unfortunately you accidentally did. So even now, saying "sorry guys, accident, I'll try not to do that again" might work wonders.

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Bee Nice |-|, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)

because my princess is in another castle

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)

Hahahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)

Because Bee Nice is our mascot hippy.

We're just normal.

So shut up, spend another week reading and digesting the FAQ, then come back on Tuesday and apologise profusely and personally to those whose work you've pushed off the board due to your deliberate ignorance.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)

Faq doesnt list deleting threads.

Go take a read yourself!

(morrigan456 made sex wee on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)

Ok.

Keep deleting threads that other people have taken the time to respond in, are likely having conversations in and just see how soon you don't get any replies as people will be ignoring you for being an inconsiderate cunt.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)

i don't need to

i'm not a cunt

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)

Don't:
Post stuff that is, or looks like porn - (see NSFW section)
Post pictures from sites that are not your own
Repost your old pictures in a new thread

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)

Jaysus

Tenuous at best, Ive been a very silly boy and it will not happen again I swear on the popes legs!

(morrigan456 made sex wee on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:58, archived)

That's all that was needed.

Now heed my advice.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)

*dances mascot dance*

:-D

^ morrigan456 is right though: FAQ does not mention delete, nor suggest using edit instead.

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Bee Nice |-|, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:57, archived)

That's brilliant. Well done.

Now can you put everyone's replies back too?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)

Come on, Barbs -- with a bit of sleuthing you can find the URL of the deleted thread,

and post it as a link here! I'll have a go...

The lost thread?

(Edit: I know, I know, it is irritating, and a link is hardly a substitute for the actual thread, but we have to make do, we have to make do...)

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Bee Nice |-|, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)

They were zombies before i shot them i

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)

Some food, a smoke, a walk and i feel fine now

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)

can we skip the self justification part and go straight to the flouncing off bit?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)

Flounces

(morrigan456 made sex wee on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)

hahaha

come back!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)

yeah, we wanna do stuff to you

weeeeiiirrrrd stuff

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)

*Flounces back*

Realises you were just threatening me with a good time

*flounces encore une fois*

(morrigan456 made sex wee on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)

Hahahahahaaah

*genuine lols*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)

Well done - you're an absolute fucking dick.

Congratulations on managing to find an even worse character trait than your parents'.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)

today is THURSDAY, not tuesday.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)

Have this highly amusing glimpse of insanity:

www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=11956&page=606

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)

Fucking mad man I tell ya!

(morrigan456 made sex wee on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)

hahaha fucking hell

it's some sort of conspiracy nonsense-bot posting all that crap

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)

fuuuckkkk

surely thats someone taking piss *hopes in vain*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)

you wouldn't make 4,775 posts if you were surely.

I mean the joke would be pretty thin for me by then.

but I do think spot destroyer and her doc martens are sexy.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)

It's so insane

it has to be a piss take, though given the hosting forum, I would have thought it would have been deleted if it was; which makes me laugh even more

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)

thats the thing, it could very well be a pisstake and everyone else is taking it at face value

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)

there must be folks who spend their entire lives thinking about that shit

they should go out and look at some ducks and stuff instead

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)

well thats my evening planned out.

i'm going to be signing up to ickes forum and trolling them with duck photos

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)

hahaha :)

I'm glad I didn't have a mouthful of tea then

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)

that's not a piss take is it :S

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)

wow that's really fucking mental

and there's loads of it. now if you'll excuse me i'm off to draw a perfect circle

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gravytrain, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)

HERETIC

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)

Doooooomed

Weeeeeer allllll doooomed

(morrigan456 made sex wee on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)

LOLWHUT?!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)

hahaha

I bet Dr. Dyslexia is all of them

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)

This.

It is written.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)

MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM.!

Hahahaha!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)

A poem

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)

\o/

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:17, archived)

uh-oh - thread deletion above^^^

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)

good show

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)

Eh? It vanished!

What the hell is wrong with people *bangs head against screen*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)

*crash*

those flatscreens aren't nearly as sturdy, are they

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)

Haha true!

but they don't give you eye-cancer

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)

people are so naughty

I'm going to send them VERY BAD VIBES

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)

Slimy ones with no batteries.

Made out of bread.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)

With no bread batteries

Most people turn into zombies and attack

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)

Haha

Wasn't it on QI that they talked about the ancient greeks using bread for this purpose?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)

Keine Ahnung.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)

"Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?"

just made me think of kelly's heroes... :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)

you gotta stop digging all those negative waves, baby

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)

It was the lizards what done it

*trembles

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)

*claps heartily*

Excellent work, Tom O'Awesome Shoes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)

someone at a party on friday saw my shoes and asked if i was tom o'bedlam off B3ta.

i glee'd

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)

You shit me? Who were they?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)

a chap who lurks here sometimes.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)

Do I need these?

www.newlook.co.uk/women/footwear/ankle_boots/1638927/163892718/productdetails.aspx?vid=1638942&language=en-GB

they're in the sale AND retro AND real suede.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)

yes but only because you knwo how to dress

maybe with that really bright corset of yours

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)

I hadn't even thought of that.

YOU have an excellent brain.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)

hells yeah i do :)

i'm writing a short story about an evil stage magician who infects his audience with diseases. Its going to be called Bastardo the Astounding

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)

only if you want to look like Pocahontas

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)

Captain Smith and Pocahontas

Had a very mad affair
When her daddy tried to kill him
She said 'Daddy now don't you dare- he gives me fever'

*Sings*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)

thats one of the sexiest songs ever

especially when its sung by big black ladies with really throaty voices

*melts*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)

Not even little ginger ladies that have been singing it for years?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)

i bet that could do the job

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)

It's done it before.

Not to you, unless there's something you remember and I'm not allowed to (he was there, I was there and so were our friends- the genitals).

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)

*phwoars*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)

If you weren't so gleeful and you had a different coat...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)

i'd be me, on a bad day, wearing a different coat?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)

Exactly.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)

haha

I say get the boots, they are cheap.

And looking at the sizes available I'm guessing that they use about the same amount of suede for that pair of boots as my new pair of trainers ;P

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)

I'm a size 6, that's not that small.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)

I wasn't saying it was a small size

And don't forget my perception on size is highly skewed

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)

You're some sort of one-eyed leviathan?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)

Hehe

My depth perception is fine but leviathan is too nicer word...

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)

I think the fringing is too long

/pointlessly critical blog

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)

Well I can trim it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)

oh yes

I really ought to think about things a bit more

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)

was there a post-it note on your shoes

saying "Ask me if I'm Tom O'Bedlam off b3ta"?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)

even better, my shoes actually say "tom o'bedlam" on the side

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)

Easy ways to make me squeal my tits off in the middle of Soho include

showing me shoes with your name on.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)

you'd love me then, my real name is "hi-tech"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)

PHWOAR

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)

pleased to meet you

signed
Real Leather Upper

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)

If your name was Real Leather

I'd force you to have a handlebar moustache and a codpiece like bloody Cameo or something. OH, and a stetson.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)

I got a purdy mouth

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)

Chaps. I'd make you wear chaps.

CHAPS.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)

you made me office-lol, dammit, YOU HAVE NO SOLE!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)

*gets out tipp-ex and writes name on shoes*

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)

hahahha, that is so very WOO!

*click!!*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)

thank you kindly

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)

oh this is lovely

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)

wake up sheeple!

aren't my acheingly satirical images waking you up to the falsity of your world of perceptions?

no? aspartame? ASPARTAME!

have you already entered all you catnippp stuff?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)

haha, sorry I didn't get this message til now

I entered my Icke last night in a fit of stoned glee as I'd just found out what the new compo was.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 17:03, archived)

Hooray!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)

Transformer, David Icke in disguise!

WOO *click*

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Joliet, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)

david icke, more than meets the eye!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)

\o/

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Joliet, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)

thank the lord

for you
*click*

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)

i'm the chosen son of the godhead

don'tchaknow?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)

haha, this is good

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)

Beautifully done, sir

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)

thank you very much :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)

May your *clicks* be plentiful....

You got one from me :D

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)

huzzah :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)

arf!

Edit: DELEEEETER!!!

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)

Excellent

Woo

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)

Haha

the truth is out
:D

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)

Wonderful, mate

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)

Nicke

Couldn't get the font.

PS - replying rather than starting new post. I take it everyone would prefer that if I'm posting more than a couple of images a day.

(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:57, archived)

its a shame that no one will see this. its dead good

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)

Glad you like it

I didn't want to open a new thread, as I already did 2 today. Don't want to be labelled a spammer.

(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)

i want

dem kicks. stamp on face all day long! la la la

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awsm! namaste bitches, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)

His cock's got a face!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:12, archived)

Teefs!

They've obviously got Pearl Drops in the desert

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Joliet, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:12, archived)

How rare!

...and my word the /board looks nicer for that use of the ignore button...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:12, archived)

Hahaha!

Yes. Yes it does.
:D
This is the first time I've used it.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)

Significantly shorter, mind...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)

Haha

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)

I consider this a slur on Bin Laden.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)

my ticket to hell.

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bierbelly, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)

Hehehe

nicely done

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Joliet, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:07, archived)

skills

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)

Now THAT should be the entrance to my local NHS hospital.

(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)

Hahaha!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)

I am the lizard king

The Doors find a replacement for Jim Morrison

(It's a young David Icke, not John Barrowman from Torchwood)

(TomJoad, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)

Sorry, but...

but...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)

\o/

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)

sli..................................

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)

there are so many things about this which are woo

my personal favourite is the slippers.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)

Dang

One day I will make this into a plush. I bought some amazing cowboy fabric the other day and was reminded of this. YAYS.

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fannycradock, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:08, archived)

Meathorse!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:08, archived)

DISTURBING. AS. FUCK.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:08, archived)

If I put on my special glasses that's 3D!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)

Lovely.

Straight out of that Magritte.

*highly approves*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)

It didn't really come out as I'd intended, unfortunately

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)

It's messing with my eyes.

In a good way.

:D

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)

This gives me teh fears...

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)

Sorry, have a jollyhorse instead....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)

Sexy as

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)

haha that is actually a pic i did of you! :D

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)

Hahahah!

Splendidly done!

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)

...and you can buy this at your local French market

just look for the sign saying SAUMON

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)

good lord

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)

Mmmm... McDonalds

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)

this comp is shite

ill come back mid-week when its back to pigs again.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)

only because every one is interpreting it as

something something David Icke something

OH I'LL PUT ICKE'S FACE ON ANOTHER PICTURE LOLOLOLOLOLOL

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:07, archived)

There are some gems to be found

as always. Most of them coming from Happy Toast's direction.

The talented bastard!

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Joliet, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:07, archived)

don't make me get the compograph out

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)

I fucking love graphs.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)

I know you do :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)

Genius!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)

that kinda looks like mario

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El_MUERkO bleeds love, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)

The majority of image challenges used to be like that

paste a face on a picture LOLs. With regular photoshop who?s

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)

I think the "who is running the world and why" bit is being very overlooked

and alos proving a bit too big a job for people to knowck out in the first few minutes

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)

^this^

The compo reminds me of the Larson cartoon about what you say to dogs and what they actually hear

EDIT: this un

www.flickr.com/photos/sluggerotoole/153603564/

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)

~~The compo~~
Every compo

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)

You're fired, reptilian scum

(Monkeyspunk, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)

I feel a great disturbance in the force...

as if millions of ignore buttons were suddenly pressed in anger, and the troll was suddenly silenced.

I fear something terrible has happened.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)

Genius can be scary sometimes

You. Cuntspacker.

(Monkeyspunk, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)

I preferred

www.b3ta.com/board/9408005

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zoldergoose, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)

There's a fine line between genius and madness

Not that you can see the line of course, it's way over the horizon for you. You are simply shit.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:01, archived)

cr3's been sighted over on /links so I've put in a request for some nawty step action...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)

Oh sorry, I hadn't realised I'd been that bad :(

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)

You just think about what you've done, young man.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)

Yes, much better.

the third time

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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)

...oh for fuck's sake.

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)

Congratulations. No, really, I am very impressed. It's very good news. I'm genuinely happy. Look, this is my happy face.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)

*downs a shot*

wait a minute...

are these my pants on the floor?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)

*organises a fly-past by the Georgian Air Force*

\o/

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)

*lies on back and watches*

ooooohhhhhh

pigeons

AFTERNING SIR

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)

Greetings, my fine fellow!

All well in UnderCover-Land?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)

indeed

I'm away to get some delicious lunch thing in the not too distant.

bout ya sel?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)

Hmmm.

Not so good today, truth be told.
A Star Bar may fix that, though.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:12, archived)

I hope it wasn't too much merlot

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)

No, I decided to call it a day instead of getting anymore booze. Physically feeling quite chipper.

It's everything else, unfortunately.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)

ah ooh dear

nothing too serious I hope

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)

Cheers, sir

I'll know in the next couple of weeks.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)

You need to fuck off now.

kthxbai

(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)

Oh get tae...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)

That's getting quite a workout this week!

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Joliet, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)

troll troll trolly troll

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)

a member for over 3 years and only 7 posts, all in the last 24 hours...

how odd

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)

That's some impressive lurking!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)

planning revenge takes some people longer than others it seems

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)

Cunts

I've been biding my time, building up the size of my humour glands, until the correct moment when I'd spunk my genius into all your waiting, gaping maws.
Don't pretend you don't like it, you filthy little sluts.

(Monkeyspunk, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:01, archived)

see you in 3 years

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)

I'd like to be your friend can you give me your email address?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)

why call me a cunt

I liked your Lookit picture and then commented on your impressive lurking. Unless its a hilarious joke cunt, then that's er, alright then.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)

It's all gone quiet.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)

calm before the storm?

*goes for snacks and nibbles and a comfy chair to watch from*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:17, archived)

I call shenanigans!

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Joliet, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)

I think it's a regular who doesn't have the balls to act like a cunt in their normal account

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)

^this

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)

I can't see some of that post, I have David Feckin Icke on ignore

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)

way to show us

your parents must be very proud

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)

"Take off the mask you lizardy bitch!"

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)

Hahaha

she loves it!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)

haha Winner and not a Michael Winner either \o/

*clicks hard*

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)

Ha, that's wonderful.

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zoldergoose, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)

wonderfully elastic

boiiiinnnngggg!

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)

Hahaha

That's brilliant. Love her wobbly head.

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)

super!

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)

hahahahah

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9407784#post9408026

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)

ahh, fair enough, you can rub my lucky rabbits foot too if you like

*zip*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)

Oh goodness...

...that made my eyes water! Wonderful!

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Ninj, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)

Woah - completing a hat-trick of completely winning posts!

I should be fuming at the imminence of being pushed off the FP, but no I'm loving it :D

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)

hahahaha

superb work
she must have it on tight :D

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)

I love this!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)

Oh, come ON

He'd never get that close to the queen unsupervised, and they'd definitely not be letting him get away with that!

This is totally unrealistic Mole.

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haha

plus if he was able to pull at her face he would find she was Queen of the Mouse People enemy of the Lizard People.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)

meh

he'd get to her in his Prince Philip disguise of course

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)

Not since the restraining order

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)

But this is video evidence... It doesn't get more real than this.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)

Win!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)

I can's see who is pulling her nose?

Is it David Feckin Icke, as I have him on ignore!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)

I didn't know he had a middle name.

Is it Irish?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:01, archived)

smashing

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)

Too subtle?

(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)

Too Cornish.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)

I'm Cornish

so fun you, melonfarmer

(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)

hahahaha

she doesn't even seem to mind:)

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:46, archived)

Lovely rubbery shoppery!

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Monty Propps, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:06, archived)

Hahaha!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:22, archived)

Whenever I look at this

my nose starts to hurt.

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FreudianSlap, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:01, archived)

Time to call them

This year I plan to make the staypuft marshmallow man out of pumpkins.. if i can grow enough.

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WOLF .™, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)

"This chick is bacon!"

woo, sir!

:D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)

Nice!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)

mmmmmm haunted bacon

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:43, archived)

mmmmmh roast bacon

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)

Mmmm

Toasted pig!

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Joliet, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:40, archived)

haha :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)

Hahahaha

classic clip!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)

bindun?

or just yay for an old source that's been around the houses more often than a cavity wall insulator?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:43, archived)

Yay for the source ;)

I can never get tired of that source

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)

I predict this will add to your dominance of the front page

*narrows eyes*

you're part of the New World Order aren't you?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)

Holy crap

Are you going for a hat trick on the FP?

I hope you get it, you magnificent person you.

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)

HAHAHAHAHHA! *uber-click!*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)

Awesome!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)

Ha Ha!

Fucking hell...hiding beind the laptop screen...must. stop. laughing.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)

*LOL*

*insta-clicks*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)

hahahaha!

DON'T YOU HAVE WORK TO DO
or are you still on your mission of conquering the whole frontpage

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)

I do and I am working, but this came to mind and I couldn't resist

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:43, archived)

please continue not being able to resist then :)

awesome work as always

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)

Brilliant. Just brilliant :)

Congratulations in advance for your FP hat-trick :D

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:43, archived)

talented bastard

that's brilliant

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Milkman Dan, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:43, archived)

Wonderous stuff!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)

This is so good

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)

That is so nicely animated.

Woo

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)

an absolute triumph

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)

Oh you!!

First proper laugh of the day!

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..wil, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)

You're wearing out my clickey finger!

WOOT!

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Joliet, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)

yay!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:12, archived)

Now we watch as this sweeps across the internets....

quick, churn out more and RULE THE FP!

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)

hehe

fantastic! great work Mr Toast, although do you actually have a job?

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dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)

fucking epic man :D

very very well done :D

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arrangedletters, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)

that;s just frikking ace!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 1 May 2009, 3:30, archived)

Happy Brilliant Toast

Loved it!

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Chum Gnomesky Nom Chompsky, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:00, archived)

Hurrah!

It's a panda-emic!

/coat

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masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

ah toats

you are the lovely

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:29, archived)

Haha,

love him putting the mask on...

(Dance, Bitch, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:34, archived)

Ace :D

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Monty Propps, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:25, archived)

HATRICK FP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i have never seen that happen before!!

briliant stuff

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:52, archived)

Hahaha,

all hail the fp king!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:41, archived)

Excellent!

An impressive animation.

(Pho3nixius, Fri 1 May 2009, 23:49, archived)

This!

Is b3taaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Mr Toast, if you end up achieving word domination I will gladly be a loyal follower!

This is most woosome :)

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Jimmer still not dead at, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:40, archived)

i hope there paying for using it

www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/panda-flu

cheeky cunts

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:58, archived)

Don't know why I thought of this, but...

I love the fact that it's for the golf association!

(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)

it's risable!

:-|

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:40, archived)

if you couldn't see it..would it be inrisable?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)

haha

the oldies!

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)

Arf!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)

Does that mean you don't like it?

(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)

no it means i don't understand it

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:43, archived)

Well, he's David Icke, which sounds a bit like "Ike" Eisenhower. Geddit?

(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)

ahhhhhhh

so he's a golfer then.

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)

ris round these parts mean 'I don't get it?'

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)

Why?

(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)

well back in the day someone posted a picture of morrisons

www.b3ta.com/board/4890991#post4891002

everyone said Ris?...thus a shit saying was born

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)

read the dictionary young padawan.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)

Sweet

That dictionary is priceless.

(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)

I'm in it doncherknow *happy*

Today is a prime example of my entry

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)

ris? I don't get it.

shoefingers? I don't understand.

ciijasiie cover it in jam and spunk in its eye

dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)

cZpwBJoNQRwBPnDq? TRAVEL! TRAVEL! TRAVEL!

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)

What's all this about then?

*popcorns*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)

I fixed his shirt

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I bet you all feel pretty fucking stupid now.

(Monkeyspunk, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)

*slow handclaps*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:38, archived)

*golf claps*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:39, archived)

Congratulations. No, really, I am very impressed. It's very good news. I'm genuinely happy. Look, this is my happy face.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:38, archived)

*throws a exquisite Champagne breakfast at Claridges*

\o/

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:40, archived)

*collapses*

I can't believe I turned up late

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)

*shoots a down*

...wait a minute

these aren't my shoes

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)

if you cross your eyes a bit

he leaps out at you

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spacefish bong!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:38, archived)

Sir Alan said there was a village missing an idiot

I think we've found him

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:39, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:38, archived)

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)

Dance off!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)

Awwwww

I love Gir he rules especally the "doom" song doom de doom doom doom

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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)

peegy!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)

Maru is the spitting image and attitude

of my old cat Roxy.

Watching the videos makes me very happy and sad at the same time

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)

Maru is best of all the boxcats :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)

\o/ MARU!

He should be awarded some form of internet knighthood for services to Fluff :D

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:38, archived)

Oh yeah I feel so stupid I think I'll crap on my chair and smear myself with it.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:39, archived)

you've been waiting for an excuse

all morning/evening.

;)

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)

Oh yeah wanna watch me:

[email protected]

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)

oh cripes!

it's you!

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:39, archived)

*whoops and cheers*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:40, archived)

yeah, you totally showed us

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)

Eh? Eh? Eh? parp

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The Snockerty Friddle, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)

Haha Newcastle!

*relegation lols*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:43, archived)

shu cannit eet

shu cannit sleep....

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The Snockerty Friddle, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)

After all the shit my beloved spurs got at the start of the season

I'd just like to point out how fucking hilarious I am finding the geordie plight at the moment

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)

I can fully see them doing a Leeds if they go down as well...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)

Trying not to gloat too much ....yet

...but

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The Snockerty Friddle, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)

hahahah

does what it says on the tin

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)

hahahahah!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)

wtf?

I've scrolled down to the first one and I still haven't got a flying scooby what the bloody hell is going on

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)

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