so i sent this, how long should i wait before i send the next more desperate one? any tips or advice, i'm new to the world of loveoh hai stephanie, i noticed that you joined the great forum, great times that is b3ta.com, i really hope you enjoy the forum, it's smashing banter, no offence
anyway i appear to have been omitted from your gaz list, i take no offence from that, but would love to hear loads more about you, where are you, what do you look like?
i myself am a simple man with expensive tastes, i like bivvys, fishing and bumhole, not really into fat chicks, no offence
please to you be writing back soon, i need to go out before long and get right on it
fondest wishes
dave (mongychops, b3ta id:25335, no offence)
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mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:43,
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Less than 5 mins is acceptablebefore you send her pictures of your gimp mask.
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:45,
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poor Danny Guffbeak or whatever he's called :((
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:46,
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I wonder how many users have 0 postscr3: could you tally this?
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SuperMatt, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:47,
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I just archived all my gazes,1600, probably less than 10 different people.
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:49, archived)
Nobody ever gazzes meI SAID NOBODY EVER GAZZES ME
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:53,
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aren't you just!(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:09,
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that's because you're a weird internet pervertactually, you should be receiving lots of gaz in that case
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well, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:56,
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I don't think I'm that weird as internet perverts go thank you very much.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:08,
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i have quite a lot of gazzesnot many recent ones though, just a bit of advice from Evil Lu concerning a hangover :)
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weaver., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:10,
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Oh wow Joey Buffneck sounds like a catchI might send him a sexy gaz
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Theoban What of it, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:49,
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I just got back from getting eldest girl child from schooland I had two, yes two, pandergaz. This makes me a happy jenpots.
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jenpots, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:47,
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i would send you pander gazzes but i am new to love and feel you would toy with my affections and then expose me online as the loser i amhow could you be so cruel, i loved you :((((((((((((((((
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mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:50,
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I'm not sending you any pandergazesYou'd think it was a joke and I just can't handle the rejection right now *sobs into pudding*
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Theoban What of it, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:50,
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But it has tears in it(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:54,
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Well it's a Teary PuddingIt's the main ingredient. Not much good without the tears.
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Theoban What of it, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:56,
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No smilies, no kisses.Chicks dig them.
7/10
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:49,
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next time, playing it a bit cool, don't want to show my hand staight offBUMHOLE OR GTFO
XXXX
mongy
x
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mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:51,
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Nice mix of upper and lower case. Might make her think you're an internet nerd with use of abbreviations.Wouldn't want that.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:53,
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One of my friends does that, it looks so retarded.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:55,
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she still hasn't replied, i'm getting a bit angry nowis it too soon to fly off the handle?
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mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:56,
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Maybe she wants to try internet faux lesbianism to peak men's interest first.Send her a gaz from a girl account and see if she responds.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:58,
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I fucking don't, I can't stand that shit.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:52,
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FUCK OFFHello Theo.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:54,
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awww esme wesme you love it*huggles and smooches
xxxxxx
:))))
xxxxx
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mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:54,
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*HEADBUTTS*NO KISSES FOR YOU. YOU GET SOME KEYBOARD PUNCHING.
hogfdfljdgjlk ' d'kjldkjgjld xgdsfgksl klsgk hlkjhggdlhsgkjgdur48
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:56,
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Treat them mean keep them keen, 20% of the time works ALL the time.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:59,
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PUT A STOP TO INTERNET VIOLENCE.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:10,
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This weeks QOTW is on 'gyms'looks like they won't have a choice but to make something up :(
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Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:59,
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haha QOTWbecause they're all autistic lairs right? amirite? oh man, you've got them there
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well, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:01,
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sums it upwww.b3ta.com/questions/gyms/post477435
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:03,
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does anyone actually post any lies on there anymore?or have they all been drowned out by the people complaining about the lies
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well, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:08,
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I think JMG scared them off,With his tales of beating up Mr. T
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Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:18,
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make sure to point out that you regularly buff your sackgirls like a well polished pair of testes
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:09,
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I've been held up.What's your favourite type of Hotpoint?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:06,
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whooooop!www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/supermattnewhair.jpg
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:07,
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Were you really good at school, and consequently praised as a god in human form?(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)
Bloody hell, you really ARE my sister!Wait a sec, I'm just going to get the handcuffs.
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)
Canny, Matt.. Canny.I've been trying on my array of suits this morning, trying to find one for tomorrow.
I'm dressing, and impressing.
This evening sees drinks with the lads as one of them is getting married tomorrow.
Like many b3tans, I shall be drinking. But that's where it ends.
I highly doubt I'll be on here later to tell everyone EXACTLY what I drank and how ROFL it all was.
Before falling out with JMG.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:08,
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Dressing to impress, eh?No doubt the ladies will love you, which will result in many a wobble, here, at b3ta towers.
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SuperMatt, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:09,
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They'll all be everybody's mother. Or something along those lines.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:10,
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Surely there will be brides maids?If not, dress up Handsome Gav, I'm sure he could pull it of.
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SuperMatt, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:11,
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Squadron Ravishing are attending, but shall be sat with me.We're keeping a slight distance from the to do.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:14,
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The ones that girls do with their hands when I walk past them(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:06,
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OHH DG!You're like our GMoS Party representative in the South.
I expect a crushing victory in the sexy elections.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:09,
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TJ: anyone else got a spammy gaz from a bird just now?(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:10,
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Spammy in that it smells like low-quality processed animal matter?(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)
hi
[email protected]
Hello,
My name is stephani i saw your profile at (www.b3ta.com) and i love it i think we can click so please i will like you to email me back through my email address thus:([email protected]).so that i will tell you more about me and where i from and also send you my picture for you to know me to well.
Awaiting to see your lovely reply soonest.
Miss stephanie.
(I'm new! stephanielove, Thu 9 Jul, 16:08, ignore, delete, archive, reply)
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:14,
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I'd pushing my winky right into her stupid-twat.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:21,
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Hello my dear
[email protected]
Hello,
My name is stephani i saw your profile at (www.b3ta.com) and i love it i think we can click so please i will like you to email me back through my email address thus:([email protected]).so that i will tell you more about me and where i from and also send you my picture for you to know me to well.
Awaiting to see your lovely reply soonest.
Miss stephanie.
(I'm new! stephanielove, Thu 9 Jul, 16:14, ignore, delete, archive, reply)
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:15,
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maybe you, dg, and this girl with have a threesome(
Lightguy hail satan, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:16,
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if you and dg make eye contact whilst it's going on though, make sure to high five, that way there's no homosexual undertones(
Lightguy hail satan, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:17,
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She likes me more than him,I got a "hello my dear", he just got "hi"
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:17,
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I feel I got the offer from the bargain bin.WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[email protected]
Hello,
My name is Declan i saw your profile at (www.b3ta.com) and i love it i think we can click so please i will like you to email me back through my email address thus:([email protected]).so that i will tell you more about me and where i from and also send you my picture for you to know me to well.
Awaiting to see your lovely reply soonest.
Miss Declan.
(I'm new! Moohalaa, Thu 9 Jul, 16:14, ignore, delete, archive, reply)
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:19,
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OMG OMG![email protected]
Hello,
My name is Chris i saw your profile at (www.b3ta.com) and i love it i think we can dress up as puffins and fuck so please i will like you to email me back through my email address thus:([email protected]).so that i will tell you more about me and where i from and also send you my picture for you to know me to well.
Awaiting to see your lovely reply soonest.
Mr Packham.
(I'm new! PuffinGuy69, Thu 9 Jul, 16:14, ignore, delete, archive, reply)
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:30,
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ha ha ha ha ha(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:33,
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my first Packham post was in 2005I need help bluey :(
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:41,
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She's giving Stephanies a bad name.That bitch.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:42,
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Oooo, yeah', I got one quite like that.Hello,
My name is Sarah and I'm a beutiful blond swedish 19 year old who won awards last year for giving the best blowjobs in the world, my hobbies involve watching hollyoaks, holding hands and eating chinese food. Last month I won the euro-millions again, so I spent all that money on buying dogs. I have a mansion on Bishop's Avinue and a buggatti, if you want to meet me there, me and my 5 identical twins will practice making love to you until you get bored. I understand if you don't reply to this, but I will be heart broken.
Miss sarah.
(I'm new! sarahlove, Thu 9 Jul, 16:08, ignore, delete, archive, reply)
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:20,
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hi
[email protected]
Hello,
My name is mykey i saw your profile at (www.pizzaexpress.com) and i love it i think we can work out a way of getting me free pizza so please i will like you to email me back a laminated menu through my email address thus:([email protected]).so that i will tell you more about me and where i from and also send you the dimensions of my letterbox for you to easily post loads and loads of pizza through to well.
Awaiting to see your lovely reply soonest.
Mykey.
(I'm new! Mykeyboy, Thu 9 Jul, 16:08, ignore, delete, archive, reply)
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:24,
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I think Mykey should be applauded for not using any racial slurs.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:25,
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90nz0's currently trying to work out who Rachael Slurs is.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:25,
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Rchael Stephens is my cousen's cousen.truefax.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:26,
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That is SO 90nz0 right there!*Applause*
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:28,
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I just did.I feel wanted.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:14,
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Ah it's deffo spam if you got one.I mean, I do get mander gazs all the time so...*head inflates*
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:16,
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People insult me on /talk because they think it's cool,but I'm constantly talking via gaz to people who are swooning.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:17,
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she must have me on ignore, can someone ask if i can see her bumhole? thx(
mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:23,
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Me too.Though obviously I get millions of pander gazzes cos I'm like sooooo sexy and that.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:34,
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spam spam spam spam[email protected]
Hello,
My name is stephani i saw your profile at (www.b3ta.com) and i love it i think we can click so please i will like you to email me back through my email address thus:([email protected]).so that i will tell you more about me and where i from and also send you my picture for you to know me to well.
Awaiting to see your lovely reply soonest.
Miss stephanie.
I bet it's a hairy armed bloke
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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:24,
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Our IT Wizz cr3 just told me it's from Dakar :Snow been banned.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:26,
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oh for fucks sake, i could of been in there:((((((((((((
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mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:28,
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Aw man, you can still email her.Have some fun dude! I wonder what she looks like? If she is gazing random men then she probably looks like a pornostar.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:30,
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You get them in stages of best looking member(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:40,
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Did a quick google for Stephanie Koneh, the only result I got was from a grammar school in Cameroon.Apparently she got an E in geography and a D in history.
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:41, archived)
I got one of those.I just posted on here today as it came up at the top of a google search.
I can confirm this is SPAM and the account has been banned by the fabulouseious cr3.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:20,
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Dunno but replying anyway.Pretty close to 20,000 and this MATTERS.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:07,
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You should totally do what I did.By that I mean, take over the board and annoy people.
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WHARRGARBL, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:07,
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I've been stepped enough this month though ennit.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:11,
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I have no idea.However, I'm going shopping with my girlfriend this weekend.
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WHARRGARBL, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:07,
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Aw, that's cool that your mum lets you call her that awwww(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:08,
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Someone on the internet knows a girl! The girl must be their mum! HA(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)
I actually did a little lol at this post.Was it meant to be intentionally funny?
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WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:09,
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No.I really am going shopping with my girlfriend. Who is real.
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WHARRGARBL, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:10,
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can I come?(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:11,
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I don't know...I assumed that was what that massive blackman relica cock dildo was used for.
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WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:14,
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The same sort we found in your mum's closet?(
TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:15,
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Why not?I'm epically bored.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:16,
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I don't want you creeping her out.Besides, she's a West Ham fan, she'd kick your head in.
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WHARRGARBL, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:17,
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Why would a west ham fan want to kick my head in any more than an Arsenal fan?(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:18,
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YEAH.WELL. I HAD FULL SEX WITH 2 WOMEN. OFFLINE. AND THEY SAID IT WAS GOOD.
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WHARRGARBL, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:15,
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Kenya(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:08,
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*sincere handshakes*I hear you are going to a wedding tomorrow... I trust you will be a veritable bon vivant and have it off with one of the bridesmaids.
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:13,
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I've been writing FOOTBALL articles, JMGNewsnow decrees my article to be the TOP ENGLAND NEWS STORY of the last 24 hours.
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:28,
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I'm on a train and thatI'm in the quiet coach. It's quiet. But internet speed is a lot faster.
What shenanigans should I get up to in the quiet coach?
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:53, archived)
Did Beckyjsbx really flounce or was it a 'Wormulus' flounce?(
WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:06,
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I thought it was because she's got a job now(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:08,
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Slowly shit yourself over the length of the journeyDont let on, see how long you can go before Bogus taps you on the shoulder.
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:54,
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start screaming about how the seats are uncomfortable and that you've got a metal back(
Lightguy hail satan, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:54,
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On our date we're going dogging.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:59,
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Well I'd invited some flu fetishists to watch.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:01,
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well then you need a nice young man to look after you,all you'd have to do to repay him is indulge in a spot of dogging.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:04,
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okI don't actually have a car at the moment though
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:05,
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do you not have a car?we could do it on a bus otherwise.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:08,
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why not?(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:12,
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Sit behind the driver and make over enthusiastic driving, braking and gear change noises.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:55,
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None.Stop being a tit and let your fellow passengers enjoy what they paid for.
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:56, archived)
This^Friz is such a mean bully.
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:57,
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You should bring your child onto the quiet coach and let it cry there.Or take phonecalls loudly in there, like most people do on the quiet coach.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:56,
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I saw someone have an epileptic fit in the quiet coachWhilst being glared at by seven customers
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:57, archived)
Serves them right for being a light spastic.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:58,
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A few years ago I went to my grandad's funeraland that morning had a bath in the bath in which my great uncle had died 2 years previously, on the train on the way back someone died quietly in the seat behind me on the train.
That was a less than jolly day.
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:59,
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No, we only realised when the guard tried to check his ticket and he wouldn't wake up.He did the whole shouting 'is there a doctor on the train?'
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:07,
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Why is the bath bit relevant?All I'm doing now is picturing you, naked, lathering yourself up in your dead uncle's bath.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:02,
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It just added to my creepy death feeling of the day.(
TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:04,
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.-. BARK!
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(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:05, archived)
Internet speed is dictated by background noise?Is this some sort of new telecommunication SCIENCE? Can cr3 confirm this please.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:57,
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Each coach has their own routersNobody ever takes laptops into the quiet coach, mainly 'cause nobody ever goes in the quiet coach
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:00, archived)
If that were true /talk would slow down to a crawl whenever piston broke were on.(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:00,
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Coming from anyone else I would laugh at this.anyone else.
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WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:04,
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If that were true /talk would slow down to a crawl whenever piston broke were on.(
jenpots, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:06,
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Fuck you sebYou arent my real dad anyway:(
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:07,
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Play music from your phone as loud as you canand if someone says anything say:
'CONGRATULATIONS!' you win!
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WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:02,
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"HELLO?YAH, I'M ONNA TWAIN. YAH. YAH. HUHUHU, YAH TOUWALLY! YAH, I WAS TALKIN TA NICKY BOUT THET EARLIER, HUHUHU! YAH! YAH!"
Repeat and vary slightly for the whole journey. Bonus points for perfecting irritating "stunted machine-gun" laughter.
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:05, archived)
I'm bored of cancercan we talk about something else?
if the answer is 'only when it rains', what is the question?
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jenpots, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:52,
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When can Jen go wet tshirting?(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:53,
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Can we pretend you're dead now?(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:53,
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Can dogs speak English?(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:53,
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Hooray!(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:55,
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I'd like to dedicate this thread to Sir Sand Goblin, who, im told, went to a better place earlier this afternoon.Please leave your messages and thoughts in this troubling time for all of us.
He aint goblin no more
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:17,
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Fuck off Mykey, his family could be reading this.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:19,
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It was his family who informed me earlierPlease join me in remembering a shining light in all our lives.
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:20,
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nah he's gone to the ashes to watch the cricket with his brother and the old man(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:36,
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The use of the word 'meatpuppet' is really irritating me.I don't think it strictly means what the QoTW lot think it means.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sockpuppet_(Internet)
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WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:43,
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Meatbag(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:45,
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well, that's my nightmaressorted out for the nest week.
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jenpots, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:53,
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I'vebeen skim reading and it seems SSG's ashes got scattered by his brother and father today.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:51,
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Fuck him, and the punched dog he rode in on.The world is better off without him.
I will attend the funeral in a Hawaiian shirt and Swastika.
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Actually, I think I've completely missed all of this.What's going on with him?
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I think what i will miss most about him is his smile.(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:22,
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Pancreatic cancerFatal in almost all cases, I'm afraid.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:23,
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SSGSir Sand Goblin... you know!
Oh dear Russ you are behind the times.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:25,
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I know the namehe never really stood out for me, though. Not enough tits, you see.
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He's dead. Hopefully.And if he comes back to life i'll be a the front of the queue to decapitate the zombie.
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He never returned my metroid II gameboy game, the fucker.(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:20,
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If only it wereIf only it were:(
Always in r harts
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:23,
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No needwww.b3ta.com/talk/6195924
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:26,
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Are you trying to be humourous in bad taste ?its very bad taste.
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turb0t, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:25,
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I think you're being a double cunt tbhNot cool Mykey, not cool.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:25,
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Actually I have to agree with you.I think, odd as this sounds, Mykey's finally gone too far.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:26,
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I agree with donkey gumsI haven't seen you on wow for ages, I've just hit 40
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ah been uber busy dude, sorting out wedding stuff for my bro. I'll probably be on over the weekend. 77 now.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:29,
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Hang on, I'm confused.Why's he being a cunt? Apart from, y'know, it's Mykey.
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He's taking the piss that someone is dyingI don't think that's cool.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:28,
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I've got no idea tbh.Even still, I'm not relying on Mykey as a reliable source.
I thought SSG was a top guy and it's a shame. and I think it's sick the way people have been taking the piss.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:32,
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He's not dead, or dying.But he's asked people to stop this meme, so people should.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:35,
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shhh gonz, you're ruining my fake flounce
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:37,
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No DG, no.It's bang out of order, his brother sometimese reads this site, and what if he comes across this news? Christ, it's bang out of order, I reckon Mykey should be at least naughty stepped for this, at least until Gobbo gets a chance to tell his brother about this consipracy.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:43,
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Indeed Gonzy WonzyNow, lets have a slap fight. *slapslapslapslapslap*
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:45,
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I'ld quite like to compaire your hair with gobbos, at the same place, at the same time.I think he can match yours.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:48,
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Dude, don't be silly.It's like a unicorn's mane of sexual prowess. One flick of my neck and it's knee tremblers for anyone caught down wind.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:51,
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He has?www.b3ta.com/search/posts/6686?q=cancer
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:39,
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Pushing what, dear friend?(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:28,
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I seeThe boundary of what?
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:32,
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I think we can assume that Mykey is just being a dick.I'd follow that up with 'again' but the intervals of non-dickness are so short they're negligible.
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KRISTINE*shiny baubles*
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:30,
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MykeyIs trying to convince us SSG has died.
Frankly, my standup got more laughs.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:30,
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This is certainly the funniest you've been since your stage adaptation of the Hindenburg disaster(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:50,
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There is a MEME hubareone that involves SSG having pancreatic cancer. Only the problem with it is, only 3 people actually give a shit and think the MEME is cool.
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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:43,
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Sad times indeed.He was always so supportive of me, even when I was in Swansea.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:30,
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a better place?he only went to the fucking ashes
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:34,
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Better than Wales though, innit(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:34,
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It's in Cardiff.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:37,
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I'm away for a shower.*JMG Outro Music*
Then I'm off to see a friend who is getting MARRIED tomorrow. It's not Friz.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:47,
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It's ok, JMG doesn't need shampoo AND conditionerhe just washes and goes, because he is bald and lives with his mum.
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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:14,
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My serial number is in the books of many the sweaty.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:50,
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I had a shower onceIt was this morning, nothing eventful happened.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:49,
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Okay jammy, good jammy.Have a lovely day jammy.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:49,
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I too am about to have a shower.I'm going for a fag first, though.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:50,
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FUCK OFF!Oh, Sorry. I'm not sure if we're supposed to hate you today or not. I didn't get a copy of the rota.
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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:52,
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Every day is hate JMG day(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:52,
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It's true.Most WAKE UP crying.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:56,
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I think these things have to be pre-arranged.Like a Red Arrows show. Many fatties have to have a go at me at once.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:54,
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In that sense it's like a 2 for 1 meal offer at McDonalds(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:57,
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But what if I miss my chance to hurl abuse at you?Or I go on a diet and stop being a fatty. Can I still hate you?
I really don't understand. I mean. I don't really want to hate you but i feel more comfortable following the crowd. I need to know these things.
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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:05,
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Even if you're not the best man you should still do the best man speech. And the toast master's. and the bride's...and the mothers-in-law's.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:54,
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It's not a proper wedding without a fight.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:57,
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Do it with the fat bridesmaid with bicep udders(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:59,
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I'm going to get some practice in by getting the 2nd choice best man in a headlock.TOODLE PIP B3TA.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:02,
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Here's a challenge, for everyone,see how far you can get by without using the words "I", "me", "my", "mine", "myself".
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:57,
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This'll be tough.I love discussing JMG.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:59,
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Such is common knowledge.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:01,
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I could easy do that me, I could just talk about landmines by myself for ages.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:01,
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Is Friz not a friend then ?And why not complete the 3 "Sh"s in one go.
Shower
Shave
Shit
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turb0t, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:06,
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Afternoon all :)How are we all doing this fine day?
Tomorrow, for no reason whatsoever, I shall be going to the Big Brother eviction. I don't watch it or anything, but can't pass up free tickets. Any ideas of what banners I should make?
edit: Other than the obligatory Golf Sale sign which is already in the bag.
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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:41,
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"I don't watch this or anything, but can't pass up free tickets"(
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:42,
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Hungover, ouchMake a banner saying 'Big brother is shit. And so are banners.
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broadsword, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:43,
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Back story :PI'm padding it out a bit :D
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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:44,
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I'm not quite sure why,but I really dislike the use of the word 'obligatory' to mean 'tediously predictable'.
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Comma, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:43,
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That's a crap banner.(
AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:49,
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There's some organization based near my flat in the UKcalled Runnymede CDC. Every time I drive past it I think I should draw a big spunking cock on their logo, but never get round to it.
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broadsword, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:45,
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here´s some helpwww.hobbylinc.com/htm/tes/tes2955.htm
edit: also I should have a new job up in marbella come october time ;)
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Cool, I should've lost mine by then if I keep on fucking about like I am at the moment/has only just got up
Where are you going to be working?
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broadsword, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:49,
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no idea yet...new investor... so moving offices up that way. Lots of IT jobs up that end though, you should have no problems finding something.
I´m working from home today.. not really done anything yet :/
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There is a person in my office who hates "that faakin' poof" on there.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:44,
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You should fill a banner up with loads of comercial logos and see if you can get some cash out of it.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:44,
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"All fags and blacks are going to hell"(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:46,
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"[name] is a fucking peadofile; he raped my brother; I'm just hear to serve legal notice"(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:47,
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He sounds delightful!You should give him a playful reacharound.
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broadsword, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:46,
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Strap comedy TNT sticks around your waist and have the sign saying "JIHAD"Should get you on TV
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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:44,
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"I'm a gigantic shitcunt.""You can track me down on b3ta under the name Sir Zyk0tiK. I eat poo."
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WHARRGARBL, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:45,
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"Why so serious?"Don't know why. Just came to mind. Oh, a comedy one?
"While you read this, I'm being sucked off"
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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:46,
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"I make the tea"!or
"32k"
;)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:46,
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Or this picture with a caption of "SNeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"blog.al.com/living-news/2009/06/large_Downs%20093.jpg
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:47,
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'I'm only here to rape Davina McCall'(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:47,
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That's all I'd go for.I like Big Brother. But I wouldn't go all that way for nothing. I'd expect atleast a handjob off her. And if I didn't get then, then the bitch is being bent over the barrier!
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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:53,
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I'd only rape Davina to give her a break down so she wouldn't appear on TV anymorenot due to sexual attraction.
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magnum, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:12,
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dear interneti went for a walk at lunchtime. i found some grass on fire by the road. there was quite a lot of smoke. despite wearing flimsy sequinned shoes and cropped trousers, i stomped it out. i now have slightly ashen shoes and nettle stings all over my legs.
i spect i am now a hero.
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sleepybinky, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:02,
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also, there were quite a few men in suits ignoring it and walking past. i think there must be a funeral in the church.(
sleepybinky, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:02,
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They were preparing for the cremation and you spoiled it.(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:03,
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it was quite burny. there were flames and everything.(
sleepybinky, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:03,
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Unless they develop technology that allows us to see what would happen if you didn't put the fire out,we cannot say for sure if you're a hero or not.
You might have fucked everything up, we just don't know.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:03,
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it wouldn't have got VERY far, it was a big triangle of grass and stuff between 3 lanes.there was a phone box and some cars parked beside it, but i doubt they would have caught.
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sleepybinky, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:10,
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What if a bird carrying a stick was to swoop down,accidently igniting the stick. Shocked at the fire it drops it on a piece of rubbish that had been left on the street. The piece of litter subsequently ignites some more stuff and then all of a sudden there's a massive fire on your hands?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:12,
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AHA yes that COULD have happened.I AM TRULY A SAVIOUR
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sleepybinky, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:13,
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You should get a medal.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:14,
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*throws confetti**lets off fireworks*
*parades down the street with a BINKYBINKYBINKY banner*
I got fish and chips for lunch. I feel greasy. What can I do with duck eggs? We bought some on a whim from Sainsbury's last night.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:04,
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Stick them up your cunt and pretend to be a mother duck(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:05,
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Or let Cr3 be the girlIts up to you, im not judging
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:09,
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Boil themBoiled duck eggs are great! Don't have too much though, the yolks are very rich.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:05,
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:08,
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Make scotch eggs with themor make small holes in the top and bottom of the shell. Blow out the contents and then fill with water and sellotape over the holes.
You can now safely throw it at whoever you feel deserves it most.
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Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:09,
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fish and chips are awesome. i had some yesterday - no, tuesday.i think duck eggs are quite like chicken eggs in the way you can use them. i dont know more than that.
NO WAIT. HATCH DUCKLINGS.
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sleepybinky, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:11,
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I <3 Duck Eggs.The yolk is really rich and big.
Great for dunking things in, like chips or asparagous.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:14,
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I HAVE ASPARAGUS(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:29,
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Poach them, on a bed of asparagus, on an english muffin.You could do the whole lot in the microwave and it would be nothing short of WIN.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:31,
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that sounds fantastically tasty.I might do this for our lunch at the weekend.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:34,
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=DAsparagus, sprinkle with sea-salt, cover with butter, microwave for about 5 minuites... it concnetrates the flavour, keeps a slight crunch, yet is nice and soft.
Egg. Crack in a mug, fill mug most of the way with water, microwave for about 1:20, then check it every 10 seconds until about 1:40... warning; they can explode.
Muffin: Cut in half, toast (but half way, don't leave it all the way).
Assemble; Muffin bottom, aspagous layer with poured on melted butter, fish out the egg and put on top.
That should get cr3's knickers off.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:39,
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CorI'm bookmarking this for later, thanks :D I'll let you know if I got lucky or not.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:42,
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It makes wee smell funny(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:37,
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I don't make a habit of smelling my wee(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:37,
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Neither do Ibut by breathing through your nose it will happen sooner or later
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:40,
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So do Sugar Puffs.(
AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:43,
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I've not had sugar puffs in years(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:45,
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racist ducks(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:32,
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im GUESSING a cigarette from a car. i did not employ forensics.(
sleepybinky, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:08,
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I think you did it so you'd get the glory when you 'heroically' put it outYou should be ashamed of yourself.
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:12, archived)
Yeahbut there was a bank robbery going on right across the road from the grass fire, so people may not appreciate your heroism.
Unless the fire was the robbers' planned diversion tactic.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:04,
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Bravo bravo!What will you be doing as your next heroic act?
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SuperMatt, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:06,
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Random Blowjobs.Hopefuly.
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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:11,
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I like this idea much better than randomburn.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:15,
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I can just imagine [insert b3tan of your choice]'s status changing to."Randomblowjob status: 0/500 recieved".
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:16,
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randombjIt might sound exciting, but think about it a minute longer.
Think who sends random cds.
Yeah, now you see the drawback.
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This isn't going to end upwith just me and Gonz and Cowjam sucking each other off again, is it?
Because I've only just got the taste out of my mouth from last time.
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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:25,
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I like how afterwards, when you smiled, it looked like a brillo pad.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:30,
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HerobinkyOnly you can prevent forest fires!
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:06,
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You've got this stuck in my head now.www.last.fm/user/Malchickles
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Malchick, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:14,
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Back to me.Touching on an earlier subject. Who would you like to lay out your own Fatwa against?
Can we keep this to fat people? I see an excellent TV project in this.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:40,
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i wouldn'tgetting upset at people is a waste of time and energy
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well, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:40,
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B3ta is NO PLACE for THAT ARGUMENT!(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:42,
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i've no problems with other people getting upset at each other(
well, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:44,
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Anyone further north than Derby.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:41,
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No, I mean north.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:43,
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Can we all CASUALLY disagree with MoT so he can feel recognised?(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:44,
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I don't need validation JMG,you seem intent on getting validation by proxy though.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:46,
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HA!An excellent point.
If only you hadn't replied to JMG's post with a disparaging remark about the North.
Don't have me cut off your route to internet popularity!
You should thank me for giving you a chance to be noticed on here.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:48,
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Oh JMG!I didn't see it myself, I thought I was just making a comment about the North in general. But you realised something I didn't even realise myself... my dislike of the north obviously stems from wanting attention from you, The King of the Internet.
Thank you for bringing this to my attention.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:50,
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Well done JMG.Another sweeping victory.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:51,
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Bring your pistols to the northern border of Derby and we'll have a duel at dawn.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:44,
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Southerners are gayThere is nothing cooler than being from Manchester or Liverpool.
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:44, archived)
Hahaha.and they say /talk isn't funny these days.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:46,
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France(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:51,
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Okay where in FranceAnywhere near a city with a cultural heritage anything close to Manchester or Liverpool?
(I'll kill myself if you say Paris)
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I'm not really from France,but what cultural heritage does liverpool have?
The national museum of Cars on Bricks? It being the european city of culture was obviously a joke by whoever decides these things.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:54,
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That's a good point.Have you seen where they're holding the Olympics?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:55,
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They're "redeveloping" the entire area though.You'd have to level the whole of liverpool until you could do anything good to it.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:56,
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Now now.We've all seen Brixton on the news.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:57,
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Just because I dislike the north doesn't mean that I like all of the south.I'm not a Londoner.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:58,
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No, you're a geordie.I'm not even going to qualify that statement, I think it says enough already.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:02,
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It most certainly does.Well done JMG.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:16,
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You're obviously reading it wrong.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:01,
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See that means you're from somewhere shit thenThe Beatles, the Liver Building and the two other graces, Albert Docks, Liverpool FC, two beautiful cathedrals.
etc etc etc etc.
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Norwich has got two beautiful cathedrals, a castle, fuckloads of heritage, mustard and DeliaIt's still full of chavs, dolescum and office workers who drink alcopops tho.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:00,
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Yes.I'm just being argumentative because heritage doesn't make a place nice.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:08,
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I was surprised to hear of you sending saucy photos to Friz for his birthday.I've had 28 birthdays and have yet to receive a picture of your boobs or even at least a photo of you making me a cake.
Baldmonkey's had even more birthdays. He deserves the photos before me.
We've discussed it recently at our secret internet club meetings.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:04,
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I was searching for my name, as am an ultimate internet narcissist, and I saw this.I don't remember it, but that does sound like me when I was drinking.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:07,
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Terrible alcoholic abuse on the internet.:(
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:10,
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There's a reason I no longer drink wine.I become an even bigger attention whore, it's like crazy petrol.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:14,
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You women..Yourself.. Jodie Marsh.. Moohalaa.. All alike.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:17,
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We just want your approval, online.(
The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:18,
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So... just the Beatles then.Who could have formed anywhere. They'd still have been the same people and made the same music... just instead of singing about liverpool they'd sing about wherever they were from.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:00,
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I don't understand why you just ignored the rest of the points?Those are the things that underline a place having culture. You just have an opinion on Liverpool moulded by Harry Enfield.
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No, I have an opinion on liverpool moulded by liverpudlians.I ignored the other points because they weren't worth talking about.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:04,
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So citywise where do you think is nice?Every city has it's fair share of cunts I assure you.
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Every city does,but I'm not defending every city, I'm attacking one.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:07,
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No... scousers are only from Liverpool.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:13,
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Car thief:) xx
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:17,
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Well done on not just going to "We've got Chas 'n Dave though".It's what I'd have said.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:05,
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Oh JMG,you thinking that the entire south is just london is Hilarious! With a capital H!
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:06,
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A lot of southerners are from there thoughIT'S FREAKING HUUUUUUGE.
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It's a megacity,which means the population is over 8million.
There's still over 50million people in England.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:09,
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Yeah42 million in the north and then 8 million in LAAAANDAAAAN.
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you know, i thought your initial post on this subject was intended to be ironici'm not sure now
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well, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:01,
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I just think people remember Liverpool from images they saw on telly years agoIt's so nice now in the city centre where I live. Things have changed!
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i've got nothing about liverpooli'm just not sure how you could have typed what you did without any element of irony
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well, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:07,
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Haha okay, a little.I wouldn't use the word 'cool' with any degree of seriousness however I do think both places are pretty bloody nice so I don't think that all good things in England are in the south!
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No, you think they're all in the northLol north/south divide.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:17,
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I thought you were joking about Liverpool being cool at first.I can't believe you're actually quite proud to be in that shit tip of a city.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:02,
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How well do you know it?I live in the city centre, it's stunning. I live right near the docks and the old part of the city where the first seven streets of Liverpool were. It's all nice and old and lovely. I don't understand why people hate it so much.
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:04, archived)
I lived there for about 6 years.Had my car stolen and my house broken into on more than one occasion. Everything is grey and falling down and shit.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:07,
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Fair enough mateBut there's plenty of cities where that could have happened to you. I do genuinely feel things have changed for the better in Liverpool.
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:11, archived)
Are you sponsored by the Liverpool Chamber of Commerce?(
The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:15,
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No, I should beHowever I think I am the only person from Manchester who likes Liverpool this much.
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:17, archived)
Yes, classically people from Manchester think people from Liverpool are cunts, and vice versaWhy are you messing with tradition you charlatan?
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:19,
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Manchester is even shitter than Liverpool.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:19,
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This is true.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:20,
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Oh now you're just trying to wind me up hahaedit: you're Welsh, you have no say!
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:31, archived)
Salomon Rushdie
Born on a Mushday
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:46,
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Everyone in France.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:42,
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Why bother?The fat will die early of fat related diseases, so why make an effort?
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:42, archived)
They are looking for a cunt JMGI’m a cunt. It’s official! CUNT!
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:42,
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I WISH TO CHALLENGE THESE FINDINGS!(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:45,
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Does this mean I finally get tobe on the JMG list of approved b3tans?
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:49,
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the frenchim just not a fan of the french
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:45,
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porquoi?(
VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:46,
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they get right on my loloches(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:03,
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Once I'm in power a GMoS lead coup will take France before teatime, the following day.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:47,
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They have more nukes than us though(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:49,
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Yeah, but they're French nukes being fired by French people.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:56,
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those fucking dickheads(
VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:46,
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I hate those wankers the most.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:47,
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Anthea Turner, Bryan McFaydden and Ronan Keating.(
Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:51,
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The manwife has asked me to sell his iPod on eBay.I'm considering having one of the photos of it nestled in my breasts, to boost listings.
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Bats, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:52,
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Why not.Every advertising agency round the world does the same.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:54,
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It worked for a green dressHave the headphones up your chuff and it will sell for more than a new one.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:56,
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Adrian Chiles.(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:54,
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Oh man,now you've done it. You can't badmouth the world's most inoffensive man.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:54,
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I just hate him and I don't know why.He hasn't done anything to earn it, yet I want to punch his big round face.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:55,
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He's like a big teddy bear.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:59,
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With a West Brom shirt.(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:02,
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It's WRONG to associate an entire city, such as A******* with obesity and rough people.Especially if it's ********* to folk on the internet.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:58,
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Greetingsapparently beckyjsbx is leaving, so OT has room for a complete cunt.
Candidates should make themselves known now.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:33,
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onto an early lead therewell done
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:34,
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I would, but as I only come on b3ta from work, and only for short periods at a timeI find that /talk moves to fast for it to be worth bothering with.
that's all there is to it
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:37,
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I like the idea of itbut no, she has a "job" and now she is no longer dolescum won't be gracing us with her presence
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:36,
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You mean we're not allowed to post here if we have jobs?Righto. GOOD BYE B3TA, I LOVED YOU VERY MUCH
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Theoban What of it, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:37,
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If it wasn't for me ignoring you from the other dayI would read your post and agree.
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:39, archived)
What's a beckyjsbx and why should I care?(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:35,
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i'm interested in the position, but i'm not going all the way over to OTyou'll all have to move to /talk
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well, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:35,
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Who the what now?Where? What? How? When? Why?
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Theoban What of it, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:35,
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Haha good one, two accounts.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:39,
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the sly james bond motherfuckerhes like jason bourne with his trickery and guises
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:41,
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aren't you already there?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:38,
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i dabble in all sorts(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:40,
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Is Becky a complete cunt?She doesn't strike me as one.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:37,
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you obviously don't know her that well ;-)(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:38,
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quiet youeveryone ignore psychochomp, she's upset about this whole situation
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:39,
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WHOEVER GIVES THE INTERNET GIRL MOST ATTENTION WINS.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:40,
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Anyone know how to rob the audio out of this and save as an MP3?www.absoluteradio.co.uk/player/7110/live_at_hyde_park_2009.html
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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:16,
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DownloadHelper pluginfor firefox should do that for you.
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turb0t, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:19,
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I have that! I would have thought it would make a FLV file.But that's better than nothing.
EDIT: Doesn't like it
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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:20,
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if i knew i still wouldnt tell you(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:19,
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:25,
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Log in to your other account and call him wrong again.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:34,
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but you don't, cos yor fick.train loser.
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:25,
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Stick a metal implement into the nearest electrical outlet(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:19,
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Cunt it up your fuck.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:21,
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You have to download MAKE MP3 GO NOW FROM INTERNET YES 100%(
Theoban What of it, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:25,
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what happens now someone has already answered the question?(
well, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:27,
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MISERIES!*JMG Intro Music*
I've had my hair cut as I'm at a WEDDING tomorrow.
Another insight for those currently sweating under the moob.
Inform me of some of your offline tedium. JMG has a strict "doesn't have to care" stance.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:03,
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For those who've enquired about the video ever since I started posting it.The answer to the most commonly asked question: SexFace and 90nz0.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:04,
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I've got the day off, currently.I'm going to watch Bruno tonight.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:04,
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I'm watching that tomorrow.i'm looking forward to OVERPRICED POPCORN and OVERPRICED COCA COLA.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:09,
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I had OVERPRICED NACHOES last week when I went to watch Public Enemies.The melted cheese went lumpy and cold after ten minutes.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:11,
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I just can't wait to pay £4 for a bag of revels.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:12,
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I spent some time today checking names on a list and checking security badgesI will do this again this afternoon at 4.
How about that for offline tedium
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Theoban What of it, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:04,
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Are you now in COUNTER-TERRORISM?(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:05,
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I had to stop EVIL PEOPLE from trying to get into our customer service internal awards ceremonyNo I don't know why anyone would care about getting in either.
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Theoban What of it, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:07,
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If there isn't a FATWA initiated against your bosses, I really wouldn't bother.It's been a while since Baldmonkey called a good fatwa on some of you people.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:10,
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He's been shit on the fatwa front recentlyRubbish there
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Theoban What of it, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:12,
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I'm running a level four consistency check on the new systems archive through this server here *taps*and I'm writing notes on what I want the upgrade to be next week on pink post it notes in the shape of hearts.
I've gone a bit trigger happy with highlighters recently so my workspace is a bit garish.
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moohalaa, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:04,
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How long can you make it through the day without having to listen to Boy George, Wham! or similar?I can only imagine it's a terrible illness that requires you to listen to FRUITERY every so often.
I really should present my findings to the British Health Foundation.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:07,
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My eyes hurtthe call center person that sits closest to me if off today so I am suffering from 7% less babble
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:05,
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...Hair?(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:05,
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It's his single whisp that he combs over(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:07,
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Unlike my hairHAHAHAAA!Best friends.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:08,
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in a few minutes I'm collectinga different pair of contact lenses for me to trial, as the first lot of acuview lenses were not good for my eyes.
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turb0t, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:07,
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My boss just split up from her boyfriend of 10 yearsthe atmosphere is a bit damp and tense.
Tonight I'm off to an auction to try and buy a leather lazyboy for £60.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:07,
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Steal the little hammer and make up your own bidding rules.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:09,
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I wish you the best of luck in your reclining endeavours.(
ArthurTheRat, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:09,
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I'm wearing quite a dashing polo shirt.It's orange, gasp.
Orange actually works quite well on gingers.
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ArthurTheRat, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:08,
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*calls the fashion police**reports a B-class colour clash*
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moohalaa, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:11,
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I'm wearing high heels and fishnet tights.It's driving the guys wild with my sensual stride.
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:09, archived)
Has Wormulus got a small cock?Ohh Wormulus.
:(
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:11,
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I'd much prefer to think that he does, in fact, have a large nob.If you get my drift.
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:15, archived)
I went to the gym last nightThere were lots of ladies there, blocking the equipment while waiting for their fitness class because they insist on turning up 30 minutes early.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:09,
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Should have thrown a cake into their locker room, they'd have all hurried on in there.Followed by a grenade. Oh yes.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:12,
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A wedding on a Friday.I'm turning into my mother. I've instantly formed an opinion that this is a cheap wedding.
Sorry JMG. I am sure I will be back to normal soon :)
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:09,
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IT'S NOT MY WEDDING THERE PET.Don't you worry.
I plan to dazzle and delight, regardless of expenditure.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:13,
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It's so it doesn't interfere with the footy on SaturdayThe groom will be wearing a freshly laundered Newcastle shirt.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:13,
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I co-mediated a dispute on TuesdayIt didn't settle but was very interesting.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:09,
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Headlocks and Drop-Kicks.Always work the neck, in these situations.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:13,
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As it turned outthat would have been more effective.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:15,
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Right, you useless reprobates.Do any of you use Lovefilm?
Is it any good? I might sign up to their £15 games and fillums package if people from the INTERNET say it's good.
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moohalaa, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:57,
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My sis uses it. Says it's great.(
Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:57,
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It's the best thing in the worldOr the worst. I can't remember which one.
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Theoban What of it, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:58,
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I signed up, forgot to watch the films. Wasted a couple of quid.(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:58, archived)
moohalaaLook around online, you'll find a promotional code for 90 days free. Then you can try it yourself.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:00,
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Maximinimusthankyou for your suggestion, I have found a lot of 90 day codes but they're expired.
I'll keep looking.
Yours,
moohalaa
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moohalaa, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:02,
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Give this one a goXMLFZZNS
That's the one I used a couple of weeks ago
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:05,
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In fact, this one works, I've just tried it again(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:06,
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A mate of mine highly reccomends it.(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:00,
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I think it depends how organised you areI just know I'd forget to post the films back.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:00,
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My blockbuster's is 15 feet from my front doorand I think the owner can put his nine sons through college with what I seem to spend in there :(
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moohalaa, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:03,
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Endless rehires of Boys In The Black Stuff eh?(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:12,
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I don't even know what Lovefilm is. It sounds a bit perverted.I just finished a 330ml can of Coca-Cola.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:01,
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The more you, put me through, the more it makes me wnat to come back to you.You say you hate me, I just love you more, you don't want me, I just want you more.
I buy you flowers, throw them at me, I know it's sad but it's makin' me happy.
The more you slap me, the more it turns me on, 'cus you love me, and I just love you more.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:01,
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One of his best songs, that is.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:02,
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you always have to wait for the good shitits all bollocks
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:22,
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LUNCHY TIEMSBaked Spud with Chicken, Ham, Cheese and Mayo.
NYOM NYOM NYOM
GOGOGOGOGOGOGO!
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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:51,
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I WANT TO KNOW WHAT LOVE ISOH GOD GET OFF ME, WHAT IS THAT THING?
ARRRRGGGGHHHHH
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:53,
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Are you in Manchester next week?Fancy a beer Tuesday?
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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:00,
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possibly, depends on training though.I will get back to you soon.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:02,
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Nyomy NYOM TYMEZ !I'm going to have a Tigar-bread roll containing
- Mayo
- Mustard
- some slices of Spanish Saussage
- Some sort of leafs.
- Sour Krout
- Emintile.
I've decided that Emintile is the king of standard cheeses. Fuck cheddar, fuck it up it's shithole. Only sickos and people who buy 'asda value vanilia ice cream' have that shit.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:54,
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Sauerkraut*, Emmental*I approve of this lunch
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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:55,
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I had cous-cous manIt was like, well mad and ting, brah.
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Theoban What of it, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:55,
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wrap the bacons in bacons(
Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:56,
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baked potato with cheese and beans and a can of dr pepperNYOMMY NYOM NYOMIGGLES
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moohalaa, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:56,
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*baked spud fives*(
Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:57,
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Chicken and wild rice saladwith mango salsa and a slice of lemon.
Sounds better than it is as cold rice makes a salad really dry and rubbish.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:56,
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That sounds very.. M&S(
Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:57,
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No, we get a couple of student types come round in a Land Rover at lunchtime with salads they've made themselves.I've got a nice Moroccan salad tomorrow though with cous cous and chick peas.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:59,
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Chicken saladI bet they won't have any and I'll have to settle for a sandwich though :(
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:57,
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50 Ways to Leave You LoverRun away real quick, Rick
Tape yourself to a kite, Mike
Your turn
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magnum, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:20,
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I just like making up swears, you baboon's minge hairs.(
RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:51,
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Binky why so angry?ARE YOU GOING TO JUMP SOMEONE AND BEAT THEM UP?
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:50,
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i am feeling a bit ...confrontational.work is frustrating and i want some fucking attention YEAH.
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sleepybinky, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:21,
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DATE DOG DATE DOG DATE DOG DATE DOG DATE DOG DATE DOG DATE DOG DATE DOG DATE DOG DATE DOG(
Theoban What of it, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:22,
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Commit suicide by falling out of a window, bindow.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:22,
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sorry I just don't love you I think we should see other people, I'll see if we can get a refund for that holiday we booked and you might want to get yourself checked for chlamydia, Lydia(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:22,
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you take that back...ohcarefull now, someone will get upset
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mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:24,
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Man, is your other account as shit as this one?(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:27,
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Even worse(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:34,
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I can't even imagine such shitness(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:37,
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Don't have a lover in the first placeIt makes things much less complicated and there's no heartache when it's all over.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:23,
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Shoot her in the face with a rifle, Michael.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:24,
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Tell him you were once a Barry, Carry.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:24,
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Flick another girls bean, Dean.(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:24,
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axe to the head, Fredrepeated heavy blows, Rose
chop 'em to bitzl, Fritzl
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:25,
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Cave in her skull, Ishmael.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:26,
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fuck her in the arse till she bleeds and screams then force her to suck your cock right up to the balls whilst inserting a loaded gun in her rectum, then pull the trigger and shower her brains all over the wall like a jackson pollock, you bollock(
mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:27,
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Fuck a dog instead, Fred.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:31,
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I've got AIDS, Jade............................s(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:32,
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I'm off for some food, dude.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:33,
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I've been sleeping around behind your back, Jack.(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:33,
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I don't think an internet forum is the right place to be telling me this, miss.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:35,
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Killed in Portugal by Daddy, Maddie(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:34,
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watch the telly and wank, Hank(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:38,
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get your nose broke in a tussle, Russell(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:41,
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What the fuck?I am nearly 30 and I have a tooth coming through.
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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:45,
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Every word I read on B3ta makes me stupider.(
Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:48,
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brown cow is a delicious drink. it is half milk and half coca cola.(
sleepybinky, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:12,
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just one glass can provide all your sugar, fat, and acidic fizziness requirements.(
sleepybinky, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:13,
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I'll be honest, that sounds disgusting.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:15,
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i have all these tequilas and am intending to drink some tonight(
sleepybinky, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:18,
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they are pretty fucking awesome.and the bottles are gorgeous.
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sleepybinky, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:20,
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YES ! C'MON BLINKY ! TELL THAT CUNT WHERE HE GETS OFF TRYIN' TO MACK YOU OFF LIKE A TWO BOB ON A THURSDAY !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:57,
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Is this the account you'll be using for the rest of the day?Or will you switch to El Guiri later?
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:03,
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Don't question him, the ol' ignore button will get bashed.(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:05,
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Both of you?(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:13,
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IT'S STARTINGThe ignore klaxxon is being heated up as we speak
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Theoban What of it, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:18,
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In your mouth, right?(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:47,
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Where abouts?!?! If it's a forehead tooth then that means you're are part unicorn.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:47,
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Vagina dentata, what a wonderful phrase.Vagina dentata, ain't no passing craze.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:47,
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That was a shit filmThe lion king was ace though, with the baboon that goes ape-shit
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:50,
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Assault banana up his arse-a!/urban legend
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:59,
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It means no worries, as long as you do it with gays(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:49,
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Gays wouldn't want to do it with anyone with a vagina, teeth or not.You daft gay.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:08,
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You'd be surprised. I was sent a link to probably the most disturbing porn I have EVER seen...and I've seen plushy porn.
He's a man with a skinhead, a beard, muscles, tattoos, pectorals and no tits - with a VAGINA. A gay bear with a mimsy.
It was frightening.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:18,
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I was speaking from a male perspective as in, don't fuck girls as they might have cunt molars.cor, cunt molars, that sounds quite nice...maybe
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:18,
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you seem to know an AWFUL LOT about how gays think(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:23,
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I still have a baby tooth. I'm 26.More fascinating tooth facts: My friend is on his third set of teeth.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:47,
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30 in a month and can't grow sideboards :(glad Its not the 70's
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:49, archived)
You make sideboards, not grow them.You spaz.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:49,
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Wooden sideboards must be grownUnless you have a replicator, or a holodeck I suppose.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:51,
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burns love, burns.no reply off to lunch
LUNCHING
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:00,
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For god's sake don't reply to this messageI'd hate to interrupt your lunch.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:11,
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you're shitting me? honest to god? a tooth? coming through? your nearly 30? get out of townreally? nah, your yanking my chain
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mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:48,
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It's a wisdom toothyou get them when you're old.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:50,
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Correct, but the other three have been present and correct since I was about 20.I thought the fourth one had gone AWOL.
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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:52,
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I just had an interview with a recruitment agency womanand my god, I just spent the whole time imagining smashing a chair against her face. The job seems vaguely interesting but I'm not sure I'll be able to talk to her again without taking something heavy to her skull.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:51,
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recruitment agencies are bottom feeders of the highest ordergenerally know fuck all about the jobs they have and therefore put your forward for a load of shit that you don't want to do. Why do these people even exist?
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:09, archived)
The recruitment people who put me forward for my job were professional and seemingly very good at their job.My anecdotal evidence trumps your generalisation.
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:14,
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Asumming it's at the backthat's completely normal. Do you go to the dentist, ever?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:51,
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two of mine are throughtwo are horizontally impacted and will come through ... at some point (well, they'll have to be removed, but nothing yet). I'm 33. It's pretty common.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:57,
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YeahI'm 33 and I've got several teeth.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:52,
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I've got five rows of teethlike a mother fucking shark.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:53,
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well im off to lunchget a load of that
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:55,
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sorry cant reply im off to lunch!i am LUNCHING.
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:57,
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YOUR GRANDMOTHERS PIECE WITH HAIRS ON.no reply. lunching.
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:58,
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Sushi from a propper sushi place for lunch./ac
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:56,
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sorry! no reply for gonz i am off to lunch.(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:59,
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YES ! VALIDATION !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:06,
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I've got lots of teeth and they are all in good condition.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:55,
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Why must you always point out my flaws? :((
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:59,
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Even since you noticed my dorsal fin I've had a vendetta(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:03,
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I was only pointing out how handsome it is.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:16,
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Problem is they're all on the top row.And it's so crowded, some teeth have had to double up making you resemble a bottle opener.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:03,
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I knew a girl who had a two teeth growing upwards from her upper jaw(
Theoban What of it, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:11,
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probs bindunbut Wikipedia just showed me my new favourite street name in it's "Today" article:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page
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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:10,
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I'm looking at knickers:www.agentprovocateur.com/amanda/info/corset/red
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:11,
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I try to,whenever possible.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:12,
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"Flatters the silhouette"?!!Why can't they just say "makes fatties thin"?
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:12, archived)
Because they don't.No clothes make you thin.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:13,
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I hear whalebone corsets can(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:13,
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They can scrunch your guts up at the waistbut fat people still look hideous in them.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:15,
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yeah, it always comes out somewhere else.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:17,
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My ex had thousands of pounds worth of themthey're sexy but not very spontaneous in terms of getting them off.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:23,
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Well for her.www.agentprovocateur.com/bassma.html
This bikini is lovely.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:24,
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DING DONGI love that stuff, the new girlfriend doesn't need a corset for cleavage though, BONUS.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:26,
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This is more my price range:www.modcloth.com/store/ModCloth%2FWomens%2FSwimwear/Beach+Blanket+Bingo+Retro+Suit
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:32,
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I can't tell if she's attractive, cracked outor attractive because she looks cracked out.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:37,
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also my feelings on one pieces is that they are not in enough pieces.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:42,
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She does look a bit fucked up, alright.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:42,
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anyway I am always available for second opinions on underwearso please forward all photos to my usual email address, this generous offer extends to all female users under 35 with a normal BMI score, anymore just seems patronising.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:52,
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was it you who posted a while ago a link to lovely old stylee dresses that were quite cheap?(
RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:46,
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Possibly.Me or TFD. Mod cloth are quite reasonable.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:48,
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Friz is cancelling his wonderbalaclava order as we speak.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:14,
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Nice contentsetc.
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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:12,
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One day I'll find a girl on here who's prepaired to do Dangermouse and VodkaCoke roll play with me.I've already got a hawiaan shirt and shaved most my hair off in preperation.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:17,
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Sort me out with some meth, I'll be VC.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:24,
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Ooo, nice crack pipe. Do you want to see me make a 50/50 speedball?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:31,
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I don't know what that means:((
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:32,
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a heroin and cocaine mix, injected straight into the vein, very classy, but verry dangerous, all ways have a friend around(
mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:35,
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Apparently it's the closest man can come to feeling like a god, and the furthest at the same time.I reckon I would well like Smack, which is why I would never try it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:37,
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I just wear really tight jeans and sit down and stand up really fast.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:39,
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I tried smack a few hundred timesbut decided it wasn't for me.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:40,
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My knickers are off-white and have skidmarks on them :)(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:27,
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That's not a xena outfit.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:14,
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Sexy pants!
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:22,
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Stop ruining my knicker subthread, you cunt.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:23,
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£295 though.Jeez, come on. Don't they sell the equivalent in Primark, or can't you make your own out of duct tape and tea towels?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:27,
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I know, rip off.I'd never pay it, just like looking at them.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:29,
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Do you pay extra or less for rip-off pants?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:41,
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I love nice underwear. Such a treat.(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:35,
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mines tesco.i love tesco.
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:39,
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Primark here, today.Easy, boys.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:44,
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NEW PANTSNEW PANTS NEW PANTS
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:54,
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HahahaI hope the next street along is called scratchcock or pisscustard
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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:12,
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Strokecock Way?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:15,
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you stay classy, London.(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:12,
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Go fuck yourself, London.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:12,
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HELLO ESME.Are you coming to the HB's thing in August now you're back home?
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:34,
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Probably not, my dear Spangy.I doubt I'll have cash.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:35,
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But who will shout at Easty "EASTY! GRAB MY TITS!" now? :'((
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:38,
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:(SEND CASH
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:43,
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:((((Maybe there should be an Ireland bash.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:43,
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SEE CALENDAR(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:48,
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FUCK OFF SO(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:50,
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I think Dr.Pref wrote that articlethe dirty fecker.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:13,
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lols if true(
Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:14,
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Where can you see who wrote an article?(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:21,
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He said something about it last night I think.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:24,
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Hmmm, I have me doots.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:25,
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cummingtonite
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:15,
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Good find.*thumbs up*
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:17,
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other humorous minerals:en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Analcime
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cementite (like Semen tight)
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:20,
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arsoleif we allow cyclic organics.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:43,
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this is also quite an apt nameen.wikipedia.org/wiki/Draculin
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:49,
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did you know that a lake scene in the Skins episode "Naomi" had to be shortened when one of the actors was suspected to have hypothermia?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:18,
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is that the one with the probably underage lesbianism?(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:20,
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I do hope they're okay.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:21,
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What's your favourite National StereotypeI'm torn between cowboybuilder, peatstained bogdwelling Irish bastard
and
Fat, angry, ginger, sweatstained Scot suffering from heart disease.
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WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:42,
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Ok, Rnuk has opened it up to all offensive stereotypes.I'm going to throw
bruised-faced chav single mum gin-drinker with pretentions to being a 'traveller'
into the ring.
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WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:44,
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I'll see your gypsyand raise you
fat and jolly West Indian woman with impenetrable patois dressed up in bright flowery clothes because she's off to church.
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:46, archived)
Sorry, but in "cunt trumps"I'll take you with "Fat tattooed ned family in matching rangers tops and "leisurewear" swigging tennants from the can and fighting anyone who looks even slightly catholic on a saturday afternoon in marching season"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:54,
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There were a few of those living in the same block of flats I was living in in Northampton.Along with the typical fat, racist, tattoed, dolescum English.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:56,
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English fat, racist, tattoed, dolescum Eddie. Best in the world.(
RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:58,
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They tried to slag off the African and Asian people living in the building to me.Weren't impressed when they realised I was an immigrant, too.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:59,
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*scrawls 'FUK OF BACK 2 WERE U CUM FROM' on your door*(
RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:03,
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I ALREADY DID, LEAVE ME ALONE:((
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:05,
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Nope, he is in Northampton.Sorry.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:08,
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Aw, I was hoping to scrawl it on his door instead.(
RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:12,
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He's from Yorkshire, you could still do it.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:13,
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I think he prefers to go by 'Noit'(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:00,
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Overly made up southern slapper whose sole ambition is to be in Heat magazine.(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:46,
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We've got plenty of those up North n'all.Just that the skirts are shorter and the thighs are more thunderous.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:53,
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i like my hardhat and safety goggles.(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:56,
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It's got to be the mick for meThey are easily the angriest, most upset of all of the residents of the British Isles.
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:44,
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i like the flanders and swann song "the english are best"(
sleepybinky, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:44,
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i've never heard itbut because it has the same number of syllables, i'm assuming it is to the same tune as 'the humans are dead' by flight of the conchords
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:50,
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Listen and watch herewww.youtube.com/watch?v=1vh-wEXvdW8
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Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:59,
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I find this offensive.I'm outraged.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:03,
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ALWAYS WITH THE WORKexcept not this afternoon
i'm going home in an hour then i'm not back at work until monday
THEN i only have a 3 day week
THEN IT'S LATITUDE!
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:36,
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Wind swept welsher with a 45 degree haircut and the latest 90s fashionFat northern lass with massive bycep udders and 3 alcopops in her one trotter like hand. He friends all have matching dresses from Evans.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:46,
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I read that as 'fritter'And preferred it.
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:47,
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Better than I did...I read it as "all her friends have matching diseases..."
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I'm amazed by the amount of bloating of females in the north.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:52,
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Leeds has a tendency to have nice people in it. but yeah, I think the north is much more bloated.All the nice ones are in relationships too. LOLOLOL
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:54,
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I went shopping in Leedsit was quite trendy, actually. Lots of pie shops too. And a wool shop, how lovely.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:02,
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The market is fantastic, too.I used to live just round the corner from the train station.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:04,
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that's where I was wandering about - waiting for a train.Cobbled streets are no fun in heels.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:08,
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I like the sound of Leeds.I'm sorry I didn't get to see more of the North while I was still in Engerland. Ah well, plenty of time for that sort of thing.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:09,
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Tell me about itI go back to Halifax maybe once a year, it's like a developing country, full of sad-faced youths with no chins and swollen bellies.
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WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:56,
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They've all got faces like enlarged thumbs(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:57,
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There was a chin shortage after you left.(
RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:59,
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I like the fact that I took the piss out of your chin even though it's not massive and everyone has jumped on it now :Dsorry dude :)
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:02,
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you depleted the entire chin supplyor something
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:09,
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Those hilarious inside out norwegians(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:46,
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Polish women who have been shopping in the Pat Butcher Boutique(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:54,
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Self important Cambridge/Oxford graduates, with superiority complexes.And ADHD.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:51,
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Credit to you, it took a lot to get you to commit.Although I'm disapointed with the lack of bile.
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WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:54,
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Commit to what, exactly?(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:55,
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This thread was posted to see if you would respond in kind.It's basic level trolling, I'm still working on it but I'm going to chalk this one up as a win.
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WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:57,
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I don't see why, I didn't respond to you in particular, or revert to casual racism.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:58,
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I wish to know what is this casual racism of which you speak?(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:02,
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www.b3ta.com/talk/6286217
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:06,
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Why is that casual racism?Why not just racism?
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:08,
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Someone might get upset at such an accusation.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:09,
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fat jolly welsh manif not the valley commandos - big steroid full tantastic tight shirt, 'heres the gunshow - pow' blue jeans brown shoes
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I can confirm that these exist.All the girls are perma-tanned and a bit thick too.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:00,
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hahaIsn't Cardiff great.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:07,
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Rugby/polo shirted Tarquin (collar up, natch), BRIGHT blue jeans and pointy brown shoes.Loud braying voices and inflated sense of self importance.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:01,
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Dear sir/madam/whateverI must object to your use of the word "bog"
Unlike your counterparts in your part of "the mainland" we do not actually live in bogs.
I do require that you change and indeed amend the aforementioned statement above and remove the offensive wording forthwith otherwise I will have no choice but to instigate court action under the religious discrimination act. (or whatever other obscure law I can find)
Yours
TBL
(acting Irish ambassador for today)
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TBL I posted this on, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:02,
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Good morning, ambassador.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:02,
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Good morning madamcare for a Ferrero Rocher? I seem to have over stocked
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TBL I posted this on, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:04,
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No, thank you. I do not like them.Thank you for your kind offer, though.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:08,
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What news from Ireland today?Has the so called 'Celtic Tiger' economy been put to sleep? Its the kindest way, new money is so crass. They probably spent it on diamond studded caravans and gold shoes for dags.
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:06,
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I'm in the northwe never had a Celtic tiger, but we do have a border town still full of southerners filling their cars up with booze and fags. However we do have plenty of former travelling persons now domiciled in 4 bedroom houses at the taxpayers expense. and they are still teaching their kids how to steal.
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TBL I posted this on, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:09,
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We have the Northern lads coming down trying to sign on to our better dole.They've been found out, though. I might be taking a trip up to get cheap booze and fags soon. Which bit are you in? I'll wave as I leave with all your boozes.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:11,
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when you come north, (probably to Newry) I'm a bit further down the coast to the eastyou are quite welcome to take the boozes from there, as we have our own booze selling outlets here that the white number plated massive have not found (yet)
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TBL I posted this on, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:14,
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Oooh, you're on the coast. I like the coast up there. I might come and annoy you.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:20,
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it is loverlyI'm here
www.stpetersgaaband.com/Images/Warrenpoint.jpg
that's "the south" to the right of the picture.
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TBL I posted this on, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:23,
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Ah, Warrenpoint, I've heard of there.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:30,
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all b3tan forum users are needy emotional spacktards and really to timid to be allowed on the internet and have no sense of humour and must at all times be protected by a forum moderator incase their feeling are hurti'm not sure these people excist, and if they do, christ they shouldn't read the joke book published by this forum, they will cry
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mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:04,
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Careful now, someone might be going through a hard time of it, and be hurt by this.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:07,
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You were referring to me weren't you? WEREN'T YOU?(
RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:09,
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Dear MongyIs it the case that we are modded in a one week on, one week off arrangement?
Also, how do you feel about the authority and objectivity of the current moderation?
Ps. How is bivvy?
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:10,
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SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!:'(
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:11,
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Fuck that shitI just found out bus tickets can be edited by using a pencil eraser.
I'm totally getting a free bus today.
What little triumphs have/will/what/cock/shit YOU achieved today?
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:19, archived)
Fuck all, dole office is closed.I went up to get the Irish Times for my Granny, my mother had already been up to get it.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:21,
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I just don't know!(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:23,
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What a mirror into the magical world of the Irish, our backwards neighbours.(
WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:22,
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Her gran has got two papers and she's probably got cataracts so can't even see themzainy Irish.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:24,
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Tarmac your drive for a penny mister?(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:24,
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We can do better than this Mykeylet's go to that place we never go to.
All out offensive, non-jokey anti-Irish racism.
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WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:25,
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They have darker skin than English peoplethis makes them poorer and stupider than us.
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WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:26,
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All food in Ireland is made out of Potatos and sectarian violence.(
WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:27,
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All energy requirements in Ireland are met by peat burning powerstations, fuelled by armies of emaciated ponies.(
WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:29,
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Says your man posting here all hours of the day when he's supposed to be working.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:38,
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I am working.Right now I am working. I am fulfilling many of my duties simply by sitting here. The fact that I can answer both my phones, check all three of my emails all from this desk is a bonus.
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WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:39,
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i thought you were banned from b3ta at work...?(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:42,
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It was a self-imposed ban.The problem is, when I'm here on my own, like today. I can't really leave the desk for any length of time in case people need access to the building.
You'll notice today is the only day I've really posted anything this week. Things will get busier in the next half hour and I'll disapear again.
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WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:46,
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The Irish, while thought of as cheerful and quaint by most of the worldAre in fact bitter and twisted religious extremists with a chip on their shoulders that we nicked a part of their 'country' and improved it..
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:30,
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Thats it, im setting Cr3 on you!(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:38,
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isn't that entrapment, internetlawyerman?(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:37,
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Yes, it doesSee also: Wales and Argentina (Although possibly less of the religious thing)
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:36,
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It has been scientifically proven that the IRA are better at wars than the Taleban.(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)
i saw it too!it was a close run thing though
down to one man each
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:34,
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And the Tale-man blew himself up?That's hardly a victory for the IRA if you ask me.
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:39, archived)
wasn't it a bomb planted by an irish?i only saw the edit on YHBW so i can't say for sure
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:40,
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Oh, I thought it was a failed attempt by the Tale-man.At least that would fit in with the American way of making TV programmes. I've just re-watched it and you're right. Now I'm watching Pirate vs Knight.
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:42, archived)
have you actually got the series then?i'd very much like to watch it!
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:49,
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The fights are on youtube.As are hundreds of comments like 'no way that gun would never do that knights kick ass'
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:50, archived)
I realise of course that you aren't posting this from IrelandPaddy O'Potato is using the one (horse-powered) computer.
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WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:24,
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A friend of mine at school used to scan in his weekly busticketedit it on his PC and print it out.
It was indistinguisable from the real thing.
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WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:21,
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I really want your unique take on why my flounce has upset you to the point that your other account claims to have me on ignoreand you won't reply to my gazzes.
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WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:38,
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far be it from me to bring sense into an internet debatebut I think there are plenty of perfectly good reasons why he could be ignoring you, old chap.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:40,
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Nothing, particularlyYou know full well your style of posting isn't to everyone's taste, even if it is amusing. Mostly ;)
But the ignore button is there for that. people can use it for whatever reason they choose, they don't need to justify it to you
OMG, sensible posting, ONLINE
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:52,
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I don't have to pay for bues or tube travel, saving me thousands each year.My arms feel quite spinny today too which is cool.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:21,
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of course i will mate, i've got your back, no worries(
mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:23,
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I'm not entirely sure what you're doing todayBut I'll let you get on with it. Any attention is good attention.
That's my latin phrase.
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With my face, I'd feel more comforted crying on the Statue of Liberty's shoulder(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:41, archived)
i would like to agreebut i´m afraid cr3 is monitoring the board and make take this as a form of bullying. and i don´t want to get stepped, then have to log out and change account, as i´m too lazy.
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:46, archived)
yeah, to save troublewhen you do something twatty and ban-worthy, you should have both accounts banned
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:54,
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er... what?have i done something recently? please do tell. oh wait, you don´t know anything, so please stfu.
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:58, archived)
I point and wink at the barriers and they just openSame goes for bus drivers.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:25,
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truth: My dad is a tube driver so I get a staff nominee pass.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:27,
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You wish, I'd make my testicle jets take off from your runway chin(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:38,
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:32,
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You can teleport?Could you teach me?
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:23,
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SURE THING EDD!You think *thinks*, wink *winks at some kids*, and double-blink *blinks lots* AND DEN YOO JUMP IN DOO DEE PAINTIN'! AAHHHH FUCK IT DIDN'T FUCKIN WORK! MARY POPPINS YOU SCHLLLAAAAAAAAAAAGG!!!
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:28,
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This needs to be animated so that when he winks at the kids, some Daily Mail readers beat him up(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:30, archived)
YES MAYBE PERHAPS!Validate me
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:42,
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cripesi didn't even see this before i made the comment about your dad earlier
IT MUST BE TROO
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:34,
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is that because you mc hammer slide your way to work?(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:23,
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I really wish I could hammer slide. fuck it, i'm going to practice.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:30,
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someone i know used to forge national express tickets(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:21,
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a free bus for you? that is good news, i hope this goes towards helping you through what i can only assume must be a testing timetoday will be a good day
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mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:22,
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i opened all three boxes of new pencils in the stationary cupboard and snapped the leads off(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:23,
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fucking helli no longer feel safe knowing that you're loose on the streets
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:27,
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Work pays for coaches to take us to work and homeSaves £1000's
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:25,
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This is the best strikethrough I will ever doand nobody will see it :(
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WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:33,
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I saw itI'm not sure what you're trying to do.
Couches?
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SuperMatt, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:44,
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I received the best mail shot spam letter ever today.SBS INVESTIGATORS
SUE 07795152149
BEV 07764152103
SONJA 07764152100
Then some gumpf about their efficient and enthusiastic service
In the middle of the page is a badly pixelated Charlie's Angels logo with SBS in word art over the top.
It even came bundled with a branded calculator and pen!
I might frame it.
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WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 8:58,
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I've sent a text to Sue, Bev and Sonja to respectfully request bumhole photos.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:00,
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lying on the internet is frowned upon, y'know(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:05,
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THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT ME YOU PLUM.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:13,
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serius bizness.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:06,
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i dunno UToLsome people clearly don't understand how replying works
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:17,
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he definitely dont wear pants(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:11,
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www.b3ta.com/talk/6286189
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:13,
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Are these Wormulus's other female accounts on here?(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:05,
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No, my accounts areWormulus
Hermione
Lion-cake
Shitcunt
Northern Wifeb3ta
El Guiri
Police Dog
Igor
BouBees
edit
Meatotomy
Hitler
Marcus De Sade
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WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:07,
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hah!AS IF you're cool enough to be police dog!
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:08,
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I can't wait for the day when someone 'outs' all my masses of comedy accountsand looks really stupid when they realise that none of them are me.
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WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:10,
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have you actually got any apart from the one where you pretended to be a girl for a while because that's not at all creepy?you don't have to name names, just yes or no
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:12,
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This is the funny thing.The meme started before I had that account! for 3 years I only had one account on b3ta.
Then there was Hermione (later Cock Tuesday), which got banned and ever since everyone has accused hundreds of comedy accounts of being me.
There have even been comedy accounts specifically created to make people think they were me.
After all that I thought why not? and created 2 HILARIOUS comedy accounts that I suspect everyone knows are me anyway.
In total, I have had 4 accounts, at present I have 3.
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WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:16,
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i don't know which 2 you meani have a second account but i can no longer remember why i created it
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:19,
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See, when I did the Marcus one, I started a thread announcing the new Baldmonkey song on Myspace, and then deleted the threadSCENT THROWING MARVEL
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:43, archived)
i'm not sure anyone will bother, most forum users don't go out of their way to grass up other users over having 2 accounts, i aaume most people would find that behaviour a bit sad(
mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:13,
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I bet he's Fluzzy(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:11,
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and internet lawyerman(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:20,
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Internet Lawyerman is a real Attorney at law.I'd be careful if I were you, he might sue you.
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WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:21,
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he's a walter mittycommon knowledge that
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:23,
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No, that one was clearly WormulusALL comedy accounts are Wormulus by default.
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WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:13,
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hey friz, how you doing mate? things ok? you ok?wanna have a chat? no pressure, cool
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mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:14,
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as long as you are ok? that's the main thing here mate, you, being ok?(
mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:44,
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we've all been concerned about you, it's good to know you are ok mate, sometimes life can be hard, but we are all here for you(
mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:48,
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well you can fuck off for a startthinking you could ever be el guiri or me you flouncer
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:12, archived)
FROM MY LAIR I STAB AT THEEBy 'lair' I mean basement. By 'stab' I mean 'type words on the internet'
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Theoban What of it, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:13,
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perhaps he just wanted to be includedpoor love
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:04,
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There was nothing in it directed at youunless you also share an account with one of the people on this list.
Maybe you go out with someone on the list?
Maybe you took the list a little too seriously? Perhaps, and I'm going out of a limb here, you are getting upset over something you have fundamentally missed the point of on behalf of someone else... on the internet.
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WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:08,
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I'm getting that a lot todayI think everyone is on their collective internet periods
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:09, archived)
I LOOK HIDEOUS TODAY D':*eats ice cream*
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:13,
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I'm *SCHMOFF* so *SCHMOFF* fat *SCHMOFF*(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:15,
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Tell me I'm prettyOH WHAT'S THE POINT YOU DON'T EVEN MEAN IT WHEN YOU SAY IT! *GLUB*
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:17,
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They would look like oranges with a shoe horn jammed into them(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:20,
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That's it isn't it.You're an idiot who has decided to be slef-righteous about my flounce, despite not being on the list becuase at that point I had no idea you existed.
Bless. I'll stop being mean now. I was about to say it's like bullying a Downs, but in point of fact it is bullying a Downs.
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WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:10,
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My comedy account is PistonMy
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:11,
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I even wear a rubber body suit for bashes(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:14,
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everyone knows YOUR comedy accountyou're clearly karl hysteria
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:15,
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man you move quick, i just started of with hii was going to ask for bumhole if they replied
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mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:06,
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Do you think that's a good ideawhen they are private investigators?
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magnum, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:43,
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they can investigate my privates, if you know what i'm saying, ehlook at my cock and balls and that, eh
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mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:46,
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so today righttotally shaving my legs and i accidently shaved my fingernail too but dont panic forum because i had two layers of sally hansen on.
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:00,
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There was a big bloody tampon on the window sill in our loo this morningI don't why I'm telling you oh god I didn't brush my teeth
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:02,
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eew that's gross!i mean who goes out without brushing their teeth in this day and age?
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:03,
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sometimes i forget to put them in(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:07,
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well as long as you leave them in a glass of cillit bangthey'll be fine, grandma
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:09,
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teeth or tampons?that could explain the windowsill thing. You're getting ready in the morning, it's all going fine, you spot a lovely pair of shoes in Grazia and BAM! slips your mind, and the little fella is left on the windowsill instead.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:16,
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Goin in to claim the rock and roll, boi.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:05,
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SERIOUS BEE SLANDER(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:12,
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i heard that bees use wasps as their own personal army to attack childrenthat is just mean
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mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:16,
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you are so getting a letter from BEV, SBS INVESTIGATOR tomorrow(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:19,
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i heard they don't even make honeythey just nick it from supermarkets and stick it in the holes in their stupidly shaped houses
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:20,
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OH BOY, THIS BEE SLANDER IS GETTING SERIOUS(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:23,
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Where's INTERNET LAWYER ARTHROPOD when you need him?(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:27,
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*stumps you up*(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:34,
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i'm not sure but i think that might be terribly perverse(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:35,
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the buzzing is fake toothey just carry around tiny tape players with recordings of buzzing that they found on the internet
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:30,
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there is no such thing as a bumble bee, they are just greedy fat honey bees(
mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:43,
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