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# Lauren Laverne vector thingy.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:13, archived)
# Nice.
Top skills!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:14, archived)
# lubberly
woo
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:15, archived)
# Lully :)
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:16, archived)
# Yay to Lauren Laverne vector thingys
with a hint of woo as well
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:16, archived)
# Puuuuuurtty.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:18, archived)
# *Schwing*

/early 90s blog
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:19, archived)
# Kinkicky
/also 90's blog.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:24, archived)
# Deary me, "Kenickie"
Now write it out 100 times, punka.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:29, archived)
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(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:32, archived)
# they were shit
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:35, archived)
# I still don't know who you are:P
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:36, archived)
# they weren't shit
they just weren't much more than mediocre
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:39, archived)
# I didn;t think he did music
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:42, archived)
# They were kind of fun.
In an almost instantly forgettable sort of way.

Mind you, I suppose we still remember them 10 years later....

Yay for ephemeral britpop. Bring back the Longpigs!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:59, archived)
# i loved the longpigs.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 23:30, archived)
# She rates very highly on the babelicious scale
If she were a president she'd be Babe-raham Lincoln
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:27, archived)
# you disgust me.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:30, archived)
# fox, hunted in the wild blog.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:32, archived)
# /something about two boys being placed into sealed containers
/eerie 90s blog
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:29, archived)
# and they opened the mums one in the end
and she aged overnight :)
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:36, archived)
# eeire indiana ftw
:D
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:50, archived)
# NIce chin !
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:22, archived)
# That is her sexiest feature.
[/fetish]
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:35, archived)
# looks very nice
is there a bigger one?

also, lauren laverne'd be my perfect woman if she could learn to shut up
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Maybe she's quieter when she's not on t'telly?
She's got a cracking sense of humour.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:24, archived)
# "Bigger one?" Wahay!!
Nope sorry, source pic was that size.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:25, archived)
# but if it's a vector
it's infinitely resizeable
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:35, archived)
# You make a good point...
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:36, archived)
# noice!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:34, archived)
# I need a smoke after this..
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:04, archived)
# She doesn't have a rancid cunt.
Shes a floating head :O!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:05, archived)
# hmmmmm...
a serious of offensive TOAPs.

*click*
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:07, archived)
# What is TOAP an acronym of?
While I'm at it, RIS too.

They seem like acronyms anyway.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:24, archived)
# TOAP - Text On A Picture
RIS is a meme-related expression equivalent to 'I don't understand'
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:25, archived)
# Thank you muchly
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:30, archived)
# No,
RIS is Real Image Sunday. Crap either way.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 22:30, archived)
# Stop your fucking whining!
img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/neilinleeds/princessdiana_narrowweb__300x4450.jpg?t=1196199165

*rereads*

ah . . . sorry . . . was just practicing auto-board-nazi stylee response? did i get it right? LOLZ!!!11eleventyone!!1

*clicketies OPTOAP*
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:35, archived)
# email it to her brother
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:08, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
*sharp breath in* hahahahahahahaha!
*click*
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:08, archived)
# Pheeeeeeeeeew
I was kinda worried there for a second.

:D
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:12, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:10, archived)
# You're on smoking fire !
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:12, archived)
# Get on the Hamburger Train, toot-toot!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:14, archived)
# Ridin' the rails . . . with extra pickles !
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:18, archived)
# I'll shoot dem varmints!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:19, archived)
# Good heavens
They need this at the high court immediately!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:12, archived)
# the most trying-to-be-offensive thing since
"fuckshitpiss"

I suppose I should doff my cap.

meh.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:14, archived)
# I'll try harder
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:15, archived)
# you're clearly not trying hard enough?
fuckingshitpisscunt? wins hands down?



aicmfp! :)
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:46, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
!*clicks*!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:16, archived)
# Tee hee
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:16, archived)
# DrZaarlon Approves This Message!
*click*
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:20, archived)
# Her head is Bart Simpson.
;)
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:21, archived)
# DrZaarlon Loves His Rancid Cunt!
;?)
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:22, archived)
# YOUR HEAD IS BART SIMPSON
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:23, archived)
# o....k
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:35, archived)
# I searched for "crippled man" and "bart simpson"
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:37, archived)
# They are. They really are.

Just a quickie. Nothing too special.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:55, archived)
# yeah, they suck!


Nice.

(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:57, archived)
# *unlimbers spanging pan*
*is gutted not to have thought of it himself*
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:58, archived)
# you is teh fastest anti-ris in the land! :)
thanks. it went over me head like an aeroplane? :)
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 22:11, archived)
# There's an inescapable logic to that observation
...and no mistake
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:57, archived)
# they sure do
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:00, archived)
[challenge entry] After Hettys arrival Henrys sales slumped.


Henry had to try everything he could!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:42, archived)
# Hahaha
I still remember that advert, for whatever it was for, 'On weeknds I'm called micto mandy'.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:45, archived)
# the bloke at the bus stop?
at weekends, my name is Mandy

Volkswagen
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:48, archived)
# No I'm sure it was Just Mandy:P
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:49, archived)
# The man at the train station...
...with the big sign?

I thought I was mad as no one else remembered it and I couldn't even find an image of it.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:48, archived)
# Yeah but you know how I could really play with your mind?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:49, archived)
# open his head cap
and stick your hands in?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:52, archived)
# Two more and you can juggle
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:57, archived)
# Can't do it now as the thread has got too big
But i would have just deleted the whole thing and pretended it never happened:)
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:58, archived)
# Quickly coppies screen
You sneaky bugger
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:02, archived)
# OI!
:)
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:50, archived)
# I know, I know
You were young and you needed the money:0
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:52, archived)
# I thankfully do not!
I say thankfully because I'm a sucker for shit like that!
:)
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:53, archived)
# Heh
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:46, archived)
# He wants to suck Edward, the slut!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:47, archived)
# Christ
there's an 'Edward' as well?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:53, archived)
# Yeah
The big industrial one.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:56, archived)
# You can....
:D

Bindun?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:48, archived)
# No wonder !
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:15, archived)
# For Captain Wow

CFB

With her pie

/blatant Itchy and Scratchy rip off
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:33, archived)
# you suck
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:35, archived)
# THAT'S JUST NOT THE COMMITMENT TO PIE WE LIKE TO SE ROUND HERE!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:36, archived)
# you suck meat and potato pie crust
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:40, archived)
# no u
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:41, archived)
# Yes
Yes I do. You're just jealous!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:43, archived)
# im only jealous when it involves lashings of gravy
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:44, archived)
# Mmmm the sexah cow milk.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:47, archived)
# enough gravy to drown in
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:57, archived)
# thats how i roll
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:00, archived)
# no u
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:39, archived)
# nao U
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:41, archived)
# NO EWE
IT'S A COW AND A CAT FOR FUCK'S SAKE
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:41, archived)
# needs more chairman Mao
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:42, archived)
# lol
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:44, archived)
# Frame 4 makes me think:
"Are you you still there?"
and
"I don't hate you"
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:36, archived)
# Haha yes! (I made this strip YEARS ago)
I showed off your site to my art teacher today.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:40, archived)
# where arrrre you?
My favourite is "Why?"

It just tugs at your heartstrings.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:41, archived)
# That hamster cow!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:42, archived)
# "Shutting down"
noooo!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:13, archived)
# I seeeeee you.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:28, archived)
# You are in charge of agriculture.
Nice one!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:37, archived)
# I am Farmer Peeet
/real real name
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:40, archived)
# /changes name to suit the times.
Pharmer Jonn
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:44, archived)
# Pffft
:)
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:49, archived)
# yay for pie
woo
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:51, archived)
# when you gotta go...
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:30, archived)
# That's just silly!
*clicks*
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:31, archived)
# Get away from her you 12 across: Female dog.
'ello stranger. How're things in Groovetown?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:32, archived)
# 'lo!
i have finally given up trying to make the video of foo fighters everlong
into a gif about you taking on zoo/nuts

even though it would be ACE
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:33, archived)
# I know
I don't pay him enough. Although, of late, he has developed some impressive mutton chops! I think he's turning into ELO.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:37, archived)
# he is a musical god*
*well, you know, i like him
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:38, archived)
# I love him like a cousin
Oh, wait a minute
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:44, archived)
# dogess?
hmm, too many letters

fedog?
dogla?

(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:35, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahah
clickstyclicketyclick
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:32, archived)
# Brilliant
w/y/h, arguable p
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:32, archived)
# arguable panowie?
you honour me, sir
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:34, archived)
# Fair do's
It manages to combine one fantastic and one horrible mental image in the same post.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:43, archived)
#
arguable
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:38, archived)
# [heheheh...
yes!]
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:33, archived)
# Yes!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:34, archived)
# Hello, and welcome to
Masterpiece Thacehuggre
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:35, archived)
# nice pipe action
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:37, archived)
# Rather woo
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:35, archived)
# Hahaha!
In space no-one can hear you plop!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:35, archived)
# hahaha, awesome!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:45, archived)
# HOw many chream egg ones did you actually do last Easter?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:48, archived)
# not enough :)
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:18, archived)
# Hahaha
Nicely!

*click*
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:46, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !
nice one micto
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:08, archived)
# TA MATEY!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:12, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Well, he probably won't need to wipe, but this demands the question, if they go in THAT end, where do they now come out?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:34, archived)
# I am very extra-much
enjoy marvellous the imagining!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 22:35, archived)
# :D
nice fp micto
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 23:14, archived)
# cocking ace :D
edit: did anybody see the last family guy? had a great Alien-spoof in it :D
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 23:23, archived)
# Genius!


...nuff said
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 0:24, archived)
# heh.
no wonder they want to kill us all.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 2:51, archived)
# that is frickin' genius!

(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 6:49, archived)
# hahaha
fucking excellent
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:23, archived)
# Exactly the right balance:
Ridiculous joke. Perfectly executed.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:36, archived)
# he's in for a surprise in a few hours
:S
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:51, archived)
# that's very funny!
hehehe
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 19:01, archived)
# haha
Could get a nasty splashback there
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 19:25, archived)
# Pffftt!
I nearly choked on a Fruit Gum because of the extreme chortlage!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:22, archived)
# bit of class
..
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:23, archived)
# Clothbot - Transform!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:27, archived)
# Woo!
That's lully to the factor of 7.2! (yes I did carry the three)
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:29, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Woo!
*clickmerises*
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:29, archived)
# Woonesses!
*clicks frantically*
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:29, archived)
# simply splendid.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:29, archived)
# fucking amazing!
woo!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:29, archived)
# Do you work for ILM, or Dreamworks,
and put these together on you breaks?

Woo yay as per.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:30, archived)
# I'd sort of want to work there
But
a) they wouldn't want me and
b) they work you like a bastard
c) they're in America

Nice thought though, thank you
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:33, archived)
# Awesomely awesome in a freowwwwclickable way
As always...
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:30, archived)
# i like that
more then Kelly Brookes Wabs
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:31, archived)
# Wow
From all accounts I've heard they're pretty nice too, I'm flattered
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:34, archived)
# they are just er.....
wabtastic



(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:38, archived)
# :D
Lovely stuff Squire.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:31, archived)
# This wins everything.
*hands over keys to internet*

EDIT woah - insta-FP. Congratumalations.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:31, archived)
# That, as usual, is fricking ace.
*clicks like a loon*
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:32, archived)
# B3ta should just give you a special button so you can stick your posts straight on the front page.
It would save all this tiresome clicking.
*clicks*
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:32, archived)
# [excellent!
...more & more & more!

(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:32, archived)
# You've jammed up the I Like This clicker!
Great as ever.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:34, archived)
# As ever
Your work is incredible. Nice one!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:35, archived)
# there goes the MacBook!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:36, archived)
# Thank you
You've posted up some blinders too, thanks for the compliment
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:37, archived)
# you're both cunts :)


/jealous
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:03, archived)
# I'm still voting for your one to win so shut the fuck up!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:04, archived)
# haha goodluck with that :)

/not a chance in hell blog
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:10, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
You are simply marvelous, Sheep!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:37, archived)
# oh dear god!
that's fucking awesome!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:37, archived)
# you win
*clicks*
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:37, archived)
# damn, you're good :)
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:46, archived)
# F'king hell!
That is amazing!

Houpla!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:54, archived)
# that si so good
i love the way the hat opens up, its ace
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:54, archived)
# haha
*adds to christmas list*
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:58, archived)
# Clear the front page!
WooYayness approaching!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:08, archived)
# I surrender
*bows*

Absolutely awesome work mate!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:17, archived)
# Bwhahahahahah :D
*chortles away merrily*

I hereby declare this to be 11 out of 10 on the woo scale.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:19, archived)
# woo!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:32, archived)
# Winnah!!!!!!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:37, archived)
# ow...
... that's gotta hurt.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:57, archived)
# THAT
...is shockingly good.

Your talent both freaks me out a bit and makes me want to puke...

Is that Brighton BTW??
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 23:06, archived)
# Clicks (even tho its already FP'd)
I cannot imagine anything to top this in the compo.
Stunningly good.
woo yay hoopla,,,and tother one
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 4:09, archived)
# This is getting a woo from me
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 8:25, archived)
# BASTARD!
I was fourth in the compo until you did this!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:37, archived)
# Oh Noes!
*runs for the hills*
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:59, archived)
# The best transformer ever.
You Sir, are on FUCKING FIRE.

(W, Y, H - in that order)
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:45, archived)
# ha!
i command this to win
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)
# this really must win
I can't stop watching it. You am awesomenity.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:58, archived)
#
hurray.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:13, archived)
# Is it real?

(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Looks like you've won a Mac book you talented bastard
A well deserved creative victory my man, congrats!! :)
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:05, archived)
# marvelous!
as ever!
I'm all out of cigars tho :/
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:55, archived)
# simply insane
this is probably my most favorite anim of yours yet
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 22:23, archived)
# More!
Buttons needs his own show!
More Buttons please!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:18, archived)
# That's a nice idea
I'll see what I can do. Thanks
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:52, archived)
# how the fox he do it?
how the fox he do it???
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Wicked stuff
:D
(, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 7:15, archived)
# arting


screenprint on linen
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:25, archived)
# Woo
But when I finish with the tissues they don't normally look like that.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:26, archived)
# yellow prints?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:30, archived)
# Sorta
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:32, archived)
# My hankies have the days of the week on them!
But they've got mixed up!I am currently blowing my nose on Saturday!!!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:38, archived)
# turin shroud 2007
nice work.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:28, archived)
# Oooh,nice
Yay for proper art
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:29, archived)
# It's how I remember it
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:25, archived)
# Is it just me, who thinks he's another fat racist comedian?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:13, archived)
# I haven't watched it
But I may have to now, because I saw Rich Fulcher in the commercials.

Actually, he hates whites....
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:14, archived)
# I like the yolk, too, but that's no reason to dislike him, is it?
hey sexy lady
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:15, archived)
# *doffs cap*
Nong senor.

PIE TONIGHT!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:17, archived)
# B: What flavour pie?
F: Pie flavour pie.
Included: Salt, Pepper, POISON!?
B: *eats pie* Mmm pie..*dies*
F: *sniffs pie* *faints*
[cut to graveyard*
F [with hand sticking out from ground]: But I didn't eat the mmm pie!
/comic strip
*finds*
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:20, archived)
# His stand up is funny,
if you like 'Paki' jokes!

But the sketches are dire!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:16, archived)
# He's against people from Pakistan?
Having grown up in the saaaaarf, that is so old it makes my eyes feel all sandy.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:17, archived)
# I watched some of it
Ho ho, he's mocking racial stereotypes.

Another half-decent comedy actor who really shouldn't have been given his own show.
Yeah, I'm looking at you, Peter Serotoninovicz.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:15, archived)
# Oh my goodness, the Pete Serafinowicz show was AWFUL
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:18, archived)
# I think he's quite funny actually (not the pictured slob)
not that i've watched to much of his show
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:17, archived)
# I didn't really think that. I just thought he was shite!
And shittingarserapingscrotumrippingbejesus!

What the fuck is wrong with WoW!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:19, archived)
# you need to be told?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:21, archived)
# Yes
Yes I do. Coz I have no proof it's not my installation after me rebuild.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:24, archived)
# Go to church and Benedict will send you a free game*

*not including £55 P & P
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:54, archived)
# Yay
the fantastic going up and down in lifts game.
With a little bit of shooting stuff in between.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:14, archived)
# Mo Mo Mo
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:32, archived)
# I'm going to Jihad some supper now
it might get messy
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:37, archived)
# Did Osama age 7 years because of the bomb?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:37, archived)
# time traveling explosives?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:38, archived)
# What is this bandwagon?
Can someone explain? I missed the memo..
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:38, archived)
# there is a bear called muhammed i understand
this somehow offended some overly touchy muslims or something
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:41, archived)
# Oh right, ok then.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:42, archived)
# wouldn't someone called Muhammad, also be offensive
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:38, archived)
# No...
It's calling an object Muhammed which is offensive only. I think it's because they're not very inventive with names
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:40, archived)
# well a person is also an object
thus it must also be offensive
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:41, archived)
# I see your reasoning
But I think it's that calling an object Muhammed is turning it into an idol and worshipping idols be bad.
Calling your son Muhammed means that you have reverence for him.
Not my logic.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:44, archived)
# What if i worshiped his son
?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:14, archived)
# ...
You would get arrested for getting down on your knees in front of a young boy.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:19, archived)
# ...
you seem to have prior knowledge of this
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 21:17, archived)
# Love.

I was considering covering the robot in blood, but my cynicism is missing today.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:32, archived)
# Hugbot!
\o/
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:33, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:34, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:36, archived)
# awww that cat has his own robot!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:36, archived)
# \o/ Lully! =]
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:37, archived)
# Awww :)
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:47, archived)
# Aww!
This gives me the happies. Lo, the /board is rife with happies! Mostly. Maybe.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:10, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:14, archived)
[challenge entry] TRANSFORMERS, DECEPTICONS
DECEPTICONS
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:15, archived)
# you crazy kids and your new fangled technologies...;)
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:19, archived)
# for a second i thought it was going to turn into an iphone.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:19, archived)
# hb
:)
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:20, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:26, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of my dog?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:27, archived)
# Why not?
It's about to jump for your jugular in a sec
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:28, archived)
# Haha
It looks so much like one my my dogs.

Especially when he was more of a youngun than this.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:32, archived)
# Did you kill it?
/ac

it looks deadish
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:34, archived)
# He was asleep,
and I put a pillow under him.
He was on my feet otherwise.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:36, archived)
# I work with a woman who has a Macaw so tame
it apparently tucks itself up in her and her husband's duvet
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:39, archived)
# Hah
I have a snake so tame, she got out of her cage and spent two days in my pillowcase before I found her again!
She was snuggled up in there.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:43, archived)
#
and her husband's duvet
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:44, archived)
# strike-through of the day!

(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:46, archived)
# *Air Punch*
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:49, archived)
# *kidney violation*
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:02, archived)
# He's lully
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:46, archived)
# Stop pimping your dog!!


(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:35, archived)
# That looks like a lovely animal matey
Give him/her a soppy hug from me :)
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:35, archived)
# He'll be delighted :)
He's a big ball of mush when he's tired :P
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:37, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:40, archived)
# The
cake doggy is a lie!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:28, archived)
# I thought nothing was going to happen
/dislikes ipods
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:26, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:44, archived)
# you crazy kids and your weird type faces
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:21, archived)
# Happy first post!
Pull up a rusty otter, shop a lobster, etc
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:22, archived)
# You fooled me with your blurring!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:22, archived)
# That'll be me ris-ing then!



(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:25, archived)
# me too - thus the comment
www.b3ta.com/board/7823197
i had to google to find out what a "zune" was
we're old mstan - OLD I TELLS YA!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:27, archived)
# I have heard of this Zune before.
I remember thinking,It's a fecking 'poddy' thing!!


Sony mp3 FTW!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:34, archived)
# CD's FTW!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:36, archived)
# ^This
I spent three years going to school with a cd player :P
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:38, archived)
# I went to school with a cassette player!
You heard of Cassettes, Boy?
You taped from vinyl onto them.
You heard of vinyl , Boy?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:40, archived)
# My stepdad has lots on vinyl :)
Though he has nothing to play it on.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:46, archived)
# I went to school with a Shell!
You heard of Shells, Boy?
If you listen you can hear the Sea.
You heard of the Sea, Boy?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:47, archived)
# I went through three Sony 8Gb Black mp3 players in six months.
The first one got knocked off the top of my computer (which is on the floor, not a great fall).
The second had a line of dead pixels which drove me mad, so I sent that one back.
The third was actually the second with a new screen and all my music deleted, so THE FUCKING SOFTWARE DIDN'T LET ME FUCKING REPLACE IT!
I gave up in the end, got an extra £25 and got a Creative Zen Vision: M 30Gb for £145 and it's never failed me once.
They've actually come down to £99.99 for christmas (having leapt back up to £216 odd once I'd bought mine :)
/spams
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:41, archived)
# I've had mine, (The 20 gb purple one)
for going on 2 years now, not had a problem with it.It's been dropped a few times too.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:45, archived)
# I guess it's a matter of luck, really.
But sonicstage is a pile of shit.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:46, archived)
# Damn right about sonicstage!!!!
Who writes a program that corrupts files when you do a system restore, and the restore has nothing to do with that particular program?!?!?!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:52, archived)
# The Zune is Microsoft's music player.
The first one was shit and brown.
The new ones are apparently better than iPods, but I haven't seen either recently so I can't judge.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:31, archived)
# "Better than iPods"!!!!!!
So not much research and development then.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:37, archived)
# Essaywhuman?
/used to like Roots blog
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:26, archived)
# I don't get it.
I'm sorry:

CFB

(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:28, archived)
# Instead of apologising why don't you just fucking stop?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:45, archived)
# Because I enjoy it.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:06, archived)
# The black hole of
Brandooooo......
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:56, archived)
# *presses escape*
*wins*

Woo and Welcome to you!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:30, archived)
[challenge entry] I hate iPods.

Also: Welcome to b3ta :D
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:31, archived)
# Why is that?

I have one, and it sounds really good and it's not giving me any problems.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:33, archived)
# I suppose it's the software..
I hate how un user-friendly they are.
And they're way too popular for my liking.
I mean, it's not a problem if you only use one computer.
But you can't synchronise it with another one without deleting all your files without going into the hidden files of the actual player, which is just silly.
I use two computers, mine and my dad's, and Creative does windows media player, and it's drag and drop, so I can use it on any computer, really.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:36, archived)
# Alright
I don't use itunes or anything that rediculously big and controlling, just a 20k interface to load the files to my ipod

I asked because it seems fashionable to dislike ipods
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:48, archived)
# Oh right.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:04, archived)
# Carry on then
;)
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:12, archived)
# Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
*clcik*
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:30, archived)
# Happy now?!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:13, archived)
# He
is.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:15, archived)
# No, he's more bemused.
The third one is most pleased though.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:16, archived)
# I would be happy if he was President of South Africa
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:17, archived)
# I'm a fan of his.
As you can see.
:D
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:18, archived)
# Me too
He is a top bloke.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:50, archived)
# I'm not sure

(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:18, archived)
# and now?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:20, archived)
# Yes.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:21, archived)
# Is that Desmond 2.2?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:19, archived)
# Ah, now I wish I'd made Robo2_2
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:20, archived)
# needs more "tu"
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:21, archived)
# Don't be fucking stupid.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:25, archived)
# Now I'm home,
YESA!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:29, archived)
# We're avin soup!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:33, archived)
# Well where is it Bitch
I'm starved!

;)
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:36, archived)
# YONDER!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:39, archived)
# *SOUPS*
have we any dread to bunk?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:41, archived)
# I have a tunic and some ham.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:43, archived)
# *dons ham and dips Tunic*
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:49, archived)
# Gilbert & George is that you?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:32, archived)
# YES!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:39, archived)
# I love the one in the background
*click*
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:33, archived)
# Oh yooooooooooooou.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:39, archived)
# I give you: THE MOPE
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 18:58, archived)
# would
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 18:58, archived)
# Hey! No!

I'm going to listen to Mope now
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 18:59, archived)
# You can't spell Popemoble
without emo!!!



Woo!
Nings all
THIS WAS MY 18000TH POST!!!...NO NEKKID TIEM!
: (
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:01, archived)
# Pop emo ble.
Its fun when you say it like that.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:09, archived)
# Needs more 'e'
Pop emo bleeeeee!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:10, archived)
# you can't spell popemobile
...
edit: non-congratulations due to non-nekkidness
mind you, i did nothing for my 6k. i can't keep doing them every 1000
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:09, archived)
# ...without bile
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:10, archived)
# Go on, show us your bum

congrats ;)
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:10, archived)
# I would but alas I am sat on it!


(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:11, archived)
# Use the bumcam, Batman!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:15, archived)
# I would but alas I sat on it
and broke it.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:19, archived)
# take it off!!!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:11, archived)
# Too many people in the house!
I remember last time, sneaking into the bathroom, taking piccies!!!
The thrill of the "fear of getting caught" is not high enough.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:13, archived)
# house full of people? even more reason to
TAKE IT OFF!!!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:16, archived)
# :)
At my rate, another three or four years
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:12, archived)
# Everyone's missing them today
We even had a 10,000 posts go unnoticed til it was too late.

The horror!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:13, archived)
# I'll wait til 20k now.
How can anyone miss 10,000!?!?!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:15, archived)
# I did
So I celebrated my 11111th instead
"
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:17, archived)
# He even admitted realizing it would get him pretty soon
but was completely unprepared for it. We were all fairly well ashamed of him. I'd be surprised if he wasn't nawty-stepped for it.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:18, archived)
# Who was it?



(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:22, archived)
# Mighy Nibus
He was a sad Nibus.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:32, archived)
# congrats fella, and that's the best way to enjoy a milestone, forget it's coming up and post past it...
/30,000 coming up soon
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:14, archived)
# Cheers Mr 'Tect
Your hit counter is scarily close to your post count!!!

*visits Archie's profile a few more times to match them*
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:18, archived)
# as is his user_id
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:20, archived)
# That must be tricky
as most of the old timers have long since posted past their user ID and all the noobs will take forever to get there.
I calculate that at my current rate it will take me roughly another 22 years, by which time I shall be getting a free bus pass.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:33, archived)
# indeed
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:24, archived)
# hahaha, ta!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:28, archived)
# you broke it now!
;)
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:29, archived)
# Belated yay!


(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:15, archived)
# belated but welcome
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:16, archived)
# Do you multi-10Ker's ever get any work done, btw
;)
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:18, archived)
# No.

but not because of b3ta
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:21, archived)
# I thought your GF lived in Norway, dude
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:24, archived)
# Not any more
we just got back from Prague and are now happily in teh Hollands
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:28, archived)
# That's ace :)
You guys give me a shout if in London
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:30, archived)
# Alrighty
:)
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:35, archived)
# aye, plenty of it too, funnily enough :)
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:28, archived)
# I kinda thought that that
was The Reverend Tholomew Plague from Avenged Sevenfold. Hahah :] Good stuff
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:51, archived)
# "Ho hum, that'll be another 40 lashes I suppose..."
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 18:52, archived)
# pfffft
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 18:52, archived)
# only 36

lashes are 10% off now
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 18:53, archived)
# I heard they are putting mascara on their whips these days
For 40% stronger, longer lashes.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 18:57, archived)
# Because they're worth it
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:08, archived)
# Love the colours!


(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 18:54, archived)
# The original story of the bear from deepest, darkest Peru
Nicely
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 18:55, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 18:55, archived)
# Lovely stuff
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 18:57, archived)
# Hahaha! Brill.



(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:02, archived)
# hahaha!!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:08, archived)
# that's nicely done
*cleek*
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:09, archived)
# 40 lashings of marmalade please!
ha ha!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:13, archived)
# bored i is...
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 18:46, archived)
# Nobody fucks with The Mohammad.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 18:47, archived)
# ....
lemme just...
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 18:48, archived)
# nice!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 18:49, archived)
# Lovely colourization
roll that baby
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 18:49, archived)
# Nice ball licking action
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 18:50, archived)
# hehehe

just for you....
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 18:51, archived)
# Ha, brill!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 18:52, archived)
# Sexeh sexeh Jesus man
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 18:53, archived)
# :)
class...
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:09, archived)
# I like that
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 18:50, archived)
# Nicely =]
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 18:52, archived)
# ball licking goodness :)
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 18:53, archived)
# you love it
*bums*

how are you, kss-man?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 18:57, archived)
# extraordinarily well ta :)
yourself?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:00, archived)
# Can't complain
;)
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:09, archived)
# Noice!
No ball licking but....
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:44, archived)
# = D
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 18:45, archived)
# *touches bum*

this is LIFE!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 18:46, archived)
# *shakes booty*
Ace =]
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 18:47, archived)
# :)
*wiggles arse*
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 18:49, archived)
# Yay
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 18:50, archived)
# party time!!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 18:51, archived)
# is that keith allen?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 18:51, archived)
# this FTW!
there's just not enough derelict portrayal on b3ta nowadays!
MORE BUMS MORE BUMS MORE BUMS MORE BUMS MORE BUMS MORE BUMS ad infinitum
*click*
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:10, archived)
# i admire the pigeon
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 18:44, archived)
# me too
lovely stuff

/edit: shirley it's pigeon time
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 18:45, archived)
# ok then, here's one i did earlier
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 18:51, archived)
# Fiendish bastards
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 18:53, archived)
# It's almost the same, without the sexy results
;)
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:18, archived)
# *shits*
I like this, although now I fear that pigeons are the ultimate harbingers of doom
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 18:46, archived)
# Nice stylee
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 18:47, archived)
# thank you.
it took me a while.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 18:51, archived)
# PIGEONS! \o/
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 18:50, archived)
# I like this
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 18:57, archived)
# I love this very much
*saves to look at later*
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:03, archived)
# Erm
Doesn't "embracing the cycle" get you put on the Sex Offenders Register?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 19:35, archived)

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