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(Chopper3, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:12, archived)

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:14, archived)

in my opinion this subject is always too soon.

just don't find it funny in the slightest, wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.

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Just Flange, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:14, archived)

I'm with you on this

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:16, archived)

if it were winehouse it'd be a different matter entirely...

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:18, archived)

yes, but she would have brought it on her self by taking crystal meth

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:19, archived)

nup, at least not for me.

I never got into the winehouse bashing thing anyway. she's got talent, which is more than can be said for most "singers" nowadays. i find that kinda sad too.

sorry........of course what i meant to say was...M1ZZC4RR14G3L0LZZZZZZ!!!11!!!!!

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Just Flange, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:21, archived)

right on sister!

but yes..what he said^

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:23, archived)

this too

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:50, archived)

i dunno

i can't read it.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:14, archived)

I must admit

I'll possibly not find this as funny as I do all the other sick shit we post on here, but only because I know what she's going through.

Is that a take-off of another person's album? Whose?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:14, archived)

Bob Dylan

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:15, archived)

Now I feel like a right wanker.

I don't *own* any Bob Dylan, I know that's bad. I do own quite a lot of Kool and the Gang, though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:16, archived)

Hahaha

That's fair enough. You should see my record collection, it's all over the place.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:18, archived)

I realised a few days ago that the CDs I had in my bag are quite disparate.

Stevie Wonder
Morbid Angel
Mistress
Justin Timberlake.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:21, archived)

Same here:

Dragonforce
Autechre
Otep
Duran Duran

o.O

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fross Read your email on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:32, archived)

Dragonforce and Otep can piss off, but that's just my taste.

However Autechre and Duran Duran are lovely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:37, archived)

I only seem to like Ghostflowers by Otep, but was giving that album a chance

Thought you'd appreciate the bassline from it, v nice!

However Dragonforce are made entirely of 100mph win. Only band I can't find any tabulature for on the net, probably because no bugger can transcribe it.

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fross Read your email on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:43, archived)

Apart from Guitar Hero 3.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:50, archived)

dylan is overrated

i saw him live years ago, he just mumbles and plays the harmonica while strumming.

subterranian homesick blues is still a classic, mind.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:19, archived)

Ah, well we shall all live.

You were in my dream last night, you strode up to me at Comicon and asked me if I was Dixon Bawls.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:21, archived)

was i

how do you know it was me?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:25, archived)

Because you told me it was.

You're a big tall curly chap aren't you?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:27, archived)

that sounds like me`

was i wearing my thor helmet?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:28, archived)

You were wearing a Punisher t shirt. I remember that, because so was someone else, although I forget who.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:32, archived)

i bet i was looking as buff as i usually do as well.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:12, archived)

I saw him live a few years back and he was ace.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:38, archived)

*pulls back from the brink of saying what was about to say*

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:15, archived)

Now I'm curious.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:15, archived)

*films*

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:17, archived)

pffffft!!

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Just Flange, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:17, archived)

It would've been Not Nice, Not Funny (Enough) and I would've felt like an utter bastard 10 seconds later.

(But enough about my love life...)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:18, archived)

i don't get it

edit: ah...

(A Hospital Carpark, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:15, archived)

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7195477.stm

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:16, archived)

Ah.

Oooh.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:17, archived)

Yes.

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:19, archived)

ahh, ta for that, hadn't seen that

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:19, archived)

Neither had I, I had to google it.

I don't really care what happens in the private lives of celebrities, and try to steer clear of this kind of story generally.

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:22, archived)

Too soon for what?

EDIT: Jeeesus, that's not nice
but fuck it, carry on

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TY&GN, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:15, archived)

I quite like her.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:16, archived)

I really do actually

when I saw the news I was all "aw bless".

but then theres us here sitting on top of about 3726 Maddie posts, so I'm not sure what to laugh at any more.

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:32, archived)

Not that I fancy Maddie by the way

her mum on the other hand...

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:43, archived)

Bobby Fischer's DEAD!!??!!

EDIT: Nasty business

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:16, archived)

*watches The Seventh Seal*

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:20, archived)

sky news had a headline about lindsey lohan being in the morgue

i got excited, but then found out it's part of a driver rehab thing to see the effects of drink driving.

swines.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:22, archived)

Foiled again.

Officially 'The Worst Actress of 2007'

I've never seen any of her films, however I have seen her mimsy.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:24, archived)

this^

i almost got the herbie film she was in, but i stayed my hand and didn't.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:27, archived)

nothing is beyond mocking

but it is a bit sad

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:16, archived)

Oooooooooof...

But if you can't post something like this on b3ta, where can you post it?

(Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:17, archived)

The Tate.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:19, archived)

Arf!

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:23, archived)

To Keith Allen.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:21, archived)

Oh my goodness.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:24, archived)

^this

the only other place would be 4chan, but that site is rather poo.

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:23, archived)

TITS OR GTFO

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:24, archived)

*peeks under t-shirt*

*gets the fuck out*

seriously though i have a real hatred for every meme from that place

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:25, archived)

*nods*

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:34, archived)

You could print it out and show your mum

and not bother posting it at all?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:30, archived)

just a bit

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McBadger COW, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:17, archived)

Too soon for filters?

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:20, archived)

given that I'm in China

and have no news access, care to fill in the details?

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Milkman Dan, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:22, archived)

Lily Allen

Miscarriage

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:25, archived)

ouch

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Milkman Dan, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:25, archived)

Lily Allen had a miscarriage.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:25, archived)

your plane home from china is broken

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:28, archived)

Why?

Why did you do this? It's clearly not funny, and you're not even sure you should post it, from your 'Too soon?' comment.

Go and think of something funny instead, would be my advice.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:27, archived)

YES

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Just Flange, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:35, archived)

miscarriages lol

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:31, archived)

Woof!

bigger dogs

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:01, archived)

"Why am I

Mr Fucking Poodle?"

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Collatallie Sisters, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:03, archived)

Braw! Reservoir Bush Babies

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:08, archived)

Coool!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:21, archived)

*nightmares*

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:33, archived)

hmm

i'm sure i saw one of them threatening han solo in a bar

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Weetobix, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:33, archived)

:-)

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n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:09, archived)

let me tell you what Lassie's about.

It's all about this bitch who's a regular yiff machine.

I'm talking, morning, day, night, afternoon,

Yiff, yiff, yiff, yiff, yiff, yiff, yiff, yiff.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:09, archived)

:D hahaha!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:10, archived)

Hahaha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:10, archived)

Arfness.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:22, archived)

great stuff :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:10, archived)

Hello!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:12, archived)

Destruction & cuddles.

Friday Kitten Randomness

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:44, archived)

may i be the first to say aw

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:45, archived)

Awwww lovely!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:46, archived)

heheh awww

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:46, archived)

If that fucking little shit tries anything 'round my way I'll ninja him in the head

And burst his football.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:48, archived)

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:53, archived)

Hahahaha

the fecking little shite I'll have 'im!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:57, archived)

*slides in with studs flying*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:59, archived)

Yay for Friday Kitten Randomness

Woo

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:48, archived)

Awww

Cuterrorism.

TJ. Just thought of this as a compo entry

...and THEN checked for BinDunNess.
Arse. So, rather than completely waste it...

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Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:49, archived)

Thank you for checking first

t'ain't bad, though

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:52, archived)

;O)

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collapsibletank procreates, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:07, archived)

Arf!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:12, archived)

*looks at kitten* mmmm lunch

am I getting hungry again?

(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:53, archived)

awww

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:56, archived)

haha! :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:56, archived)

aww

nice!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:58, archived)

Kittin in a balaclava!!!!

ARRRRGGGHHH!

WOO!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:02, archived)

thats lovely!!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:02, archived)

aww, he's gota headsock thing

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p.roasting: the thing I drew yesterday... now liberated from censorfish's censoring clutches. (I don't think many people got past him)
But it's NSFW till I finish drawing clothes on it

(Kezza, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:03, archived)

thats ace!!

wow! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:06, archived)

Thanks sir

It's a request from a friend so I'm trying to be really careful with my linework on this one.

(Kezza, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:08, archived)

whos the censorfish??

its very lovely - you must have a very steady hand :)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:10, archived)

behold... CENSORFISH!

there was a link hidden in the prior censorfish'd post. Most people missed it, I thought b3tans were good at that sort of thing...

and no, my hand's shaky as all hell. I just apply zoom and the undo key like it's the last day of the ctrl+ and ctrl+z sale

(Kezza, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:14, archived)

I somehow managed to slip past the censorfish

Don't bother with the clothes. This is lovely!
They look like they're have a very nice time together.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:08, archived)

hehehe, lovely

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:10, archived)

possibly nsfw - painitng thingy

Click for bigger (37KB)

btw - my giant snails have started laying eggs - scary stuff! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:33, archived)

gmilf?

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:34, archived)

ummmm

....what....

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:35, archived)

Gargantuan Millipedes In Lovely Frocks

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:36, archived)

ahh ofcourse!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:36, archived)

she's looking at a photo of penis

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:37, archived)

The slut.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:38, archived)

actually its the goatse

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:39, archived)

those book pages

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:03, archived)

Ris?

(Kezza, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:04, archived)

you see what she's seeing

(photos of penis on the pages of the naughty red book)

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:10, archived)

I won't let you

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:47, archived)

:o(

*frustrates*

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:14, archived)

ooh that's rude! Nice paint skills

What's this about flickr & pubes?

Also, are you scared because your snails have started laying eggs in your tearducts?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:43, archived)

thank ya sir

well yesterday i get an e-mail from flickr saying my pics have been set as unsafe..its now been set to moderate after i set two of my paintings/drawings to restricted. I'm certain it all happened because of of my pics has got pubes in it...!

have a look here afictitiouslife.blogspot.com/

:D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:47, archived)

That's completely ridiculous, but then again, you knew that.

It just takes one person with nothing better to do to find offence, and you're screwed.

EDIT: Someone came over to my desk to ask summat, so I quickly closed b3ta just before they got to the desk -

- revealing a "Rev" painting of a big naked arse as they arrived.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:54, archived)

shiiit sorry about that!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:59, archived)

I just left it there as if it was something I was "working on" :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:00, archived)

hehehhee

hope you work in creative arts :D

but cheers - i was pretty annoyed with the whole thing to be honest.

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:01, archived)

people will start to get ideas!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:01, archived)

people might start calling him straight behind his back!!

:oD

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:02, archived)

*points*

hetro! hetro!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:03, archived)

mwahhhh

i'm telling my mummy!! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:04, archived)

Your work is honest-to-whatever-God-you-want beautiful. Someone was obviously jealous.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:56, archived)

why thank ya good captain!

what gets me - is my horror pics i can understand - but a painting that can no way be thought of as real/pr0n gets restricted. i'd like to bet if i left the pubes off it'd have been fine.

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:01, archived)

They're a bunch of plebs.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:05, archived)

i couldnt agree more

OMG - nude woman drawing/painting - quick call the Internet police :)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:07, archived)

Their heads would explode if they came here.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:09, archived)

this errrr

would be lovely if it didn't look exactly like the woman my dad's getting married to in two months

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:44, archived)

does she often pose nude??

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:48, archived)

gaahhhhhhhhhhhh

badthoughtsbadthoughts

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:49, archived)

mwahahahahahaa

:)

think i'll go back to doing horror manips :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:50, archived)

"Horror Man-nips"?

I'd gladly model for you :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:55, archived)

woo

please do :D i need some new models! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:05, archived)

Amputees are always up for it

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:45, archived)

...or down on it

depending on which limbs are missing.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:46, archived)

hehehe

yes - she does have legs - i jsut couldnt do them right...

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:48, archived)

... so you hacked them off?

Boxing Helena.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:53, archived)

well you know me!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:53, archived)

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:54, archived)

Sherilyn Fenn

Mmmmmm....

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:54, archived)

I didn't know Bill Nighy wore lipstick!

you learn something new every day

(A Hospital Carpark, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:09, archived)

hehehe

hes ace he is :)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:11, archived)

Whatever

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Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:33, archived)

Good golly gosh!

That's rather fucking excellent!

EDIT: Bhat the bloody fuck?!

Where's the lovely horseses?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:35, archived)

Thanks

I got bored and changed it though.

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Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:36, archived)

Put them back immediately.

I demand you put back the nice nanimals.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:37, archived)

is that all of 4chan?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:38, archived)

In the words of Shakespeare:

"Qué?"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:39, archived)

clicked reply to the wrong post.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:40, archived)

Should have gone to Specsav...

This reply appears to be broken.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:41, archived)

Calm down dear

It's just a horses

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Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:38, archived)

It's a lovely horses.

*pets*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:38, archived)

horses is lovely

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Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:40, archived)

Do you think that its the riders foot

or an oddly positioned horse cock?

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Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:43, archived)

Ahhh - I see what you've done there.

Very nice.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:40, archived)

Subtle

ha?

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Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:46, archived)

NSFW?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:12, archived)

I see toats

mmm.... breakfast!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:37, archived)

Stoats?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:38, archived)

I see gaping anus.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:38, archived)

yum

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:39, archived)

I noticed that as well.

Rather put me off my lunch thoughts.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:40, archived)

I've already eaten.

And there isn't much that can put me off doing so!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:42, archived)

I marvel at your resilience.

But I'm starting to feel a bit rough, actually.
I think I need a lie down in a nice quiet corner somewhere.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:47, archived)

Awww *hug*

see you soon then.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:48, archived)

I'll see your gaping anus and raise you a tubgirl

The above sentence works in more ways than one.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:40, archived)

^ this isn't helping

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:41, archived)

Hahaha

Sorry.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:42, archived)

No worries :)

I've just realised I have a Ham & Cheese Toasty-shaped space in my stomach, so, I shall go address the matter forthwith!

And with that, he was gone!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:45, archived)

From the dead?

uuuuuuurrrrrrr*squirt*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:42, archived)

Yum!

Jesus I can't believe I typed that.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:43, archived)

I can, you're a wrong'un and no mistake.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:45, archived)

Lawks, ma'am!

You are a flatterer an' no mistake!

*blushes*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:46, archived)

:D hehe!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:48, archived)

the irony of this tickles me pink

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:47, archived)

I can't be a wrong'un, I'm a girl.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:48, archived)

what's the alternative for the ones with the top bollocks then?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:49, archived)

a miracle?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:51, archived)

eh?

Edit: on that confusing note I'm going to go lunching.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:51, archived)

YES

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:51, archived)

Truly!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:46, archived)

a eated a stoats once

Mmmm

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Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:39, archived)

a moose once bit my sister

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:45, archived)

realli?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:46, archived)

I oned eated a mouse

but just its face

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Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:46, archived)

Moose bites can be very painful.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:47, archived)

argh teh goatse!

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:42, archived)

hadn't spotted

so shirley NSFA

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:52, archived)

Recent useful additions to the tattoo..

(Prison Break for those who have no idea who this is)

Maps - blueprints.. close enough ;)

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glubglub should be working on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:28, archived)

Silly GlubGlub!

Man from crap American show is not Guy Pearce in Memento!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:28, archived)

did they have to paint that on every day of shooting?

that would get old very quickly

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:29, archived)

yes

he wears a lot of long sleeves in series two.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:30, archived)

See

"Production Details" here

(eight, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:34, archived)

Like a boy like that could stand a tattoo like that.

I once saw some emo having some stars done, absolutely bawling his little eyes out. Pussy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:30, archived)

i've got three thus far

the one on my hip and my spine didn't really hurt that much, the one on my right shoulder bade was a monster though, i will admit to going a little watery eyed.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:32, archived)

Same for me

Baroque thing on my back, Ivy on my upper left arm, fairy wings (as my name means fairy) on my inner left forearm.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:34, archived)

the ones on my back i got when i was well young and i'm probably getting covered up soon. the one of me hip is handwritten script "Liberté, egalité, fraternité"

/arty philosophy student blog

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:37, archived)

FRENCH

The one on my back needs redoing as it's gone prison blue, and then I'll work it into the backpiece. I really hope I have the balls to have a Preacher one.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:38, archived)

i've got several designs worked out but no money :(

this is the one that i really want. not this big though fc04.deviantart.com/fs7/i/2006/002/0/9/Tom__s_Mechanical_Heart_by_Phasmidance.jpg

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:44, archived)

Ohhhh that's nice.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:45, archived)

thanks

unfortunatly thats going to be in excess of £200 which i don't have :(

i'm gonna go stretch my legs and eat lunch. in a bit.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:47, archived)

i don't understand why people get tattoos that other people have

all my tattoos were designed by me and i'm the only one who has or will ever have them.
And they all mean something to me

not that that's not nice or anything

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:47, archived)

I've got all your tattoos

so there.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:55, archived)

that's pretty cool

but something off the wall may mean as much to someone as what you've designed for yourself does to you.

also things like the LOTR 9 would be a bit daft if they all got a different tat (and if they went numerically would cause infighting over who'd be number 1)

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:02, archived)

this was designed for me

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:28, archived)

i have 4

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:34, archived)

talking to a tattooist

he had an ex marine in who was a bit of a hard man and was getting an iron man logo tattooed on his calf.

he was in pain but didn't want to admit so he kept quiet, then he passed out and pissed himself

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:33, archived)

silly marines

it's ok to cry like little girl

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:34, archived)

IRON MAN!? Awesome.

I've only even known lads who've passed out or cried. And women have way more pain receptors (thank you Mr Fry)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:35, archived)

not iron man the comic book character

iron man the endurance competition

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:40, archived)

Ah, he sucks then.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:42, archived)

i've got one on my forehead

that says "treat me like shit"

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:36, archived)

I've got one on my fivehead

that says 'how many heads have I got?'

edit: oooh you ninj.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:36, archived)

I drew a whelk on my thigh with biro

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:38, archived)

You for the win and the presidency.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:38, archived)

\o/

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:40, archived)

bwahaha

massive inappropriate laugh out loud

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:39, archived)

if i put my ear to it

can i smell the sea?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:41, archived)

yes

lapping against your forehead

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:43, archived)

newsletter subjectline compo

nice people enter - be nice

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rob, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:02, archived)

Hmm

Slip it in and feel the warmth

More fun than a sack full of kittens and a baseball bat

The Boeing of newsletters; hard, heavy and totally out of control

(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:02, archived)

sabotaging boeing 777s

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:03, archived)

erm...

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:03, archived)

What Worth 1000 would be like

...with bad aids.

(

Collatallie Sisters, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:03, archived)

If a man has six apples in one hand, three bananas in another hand, and a tube of lube in his pocket, how many pieces of fruit will be left by the end of filming?

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:04, archived)

GEOFF MAN AYUM BLIND! I CANNAE SEE!

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:04, archived)

^^^ THIS

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fross Read your email on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:04, archived)

I retired that after it was used ;P

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:05, archived)

wait? it was used?

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:06, archived)

yup kinda

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:09, archived)

did hell freeze over while i wasn't looking?

(

mutster101 fell over, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:11, archived)

well it was, kinda..

b3ta.com/newsletter/issue308/

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:12, archived)

heh

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:19, archived)

We're in ur Rolls Royce engine sabotaging ur ignition

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:04, archived)

The b3ta newsletter - Nicer than a busload of nuns.

(

Ratsta, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:04, archived)

Hahahha!

This!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:04, archived)

Aww

that's nice. Do they have guitars?

(

Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:17, archived)

'OI NUNS, PLAY MANDATORY SUICIDE'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:28, archived)

Angel of DEEEEAAAATH!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:07, archived)

Crashing into your inbox because the landing gear's fucked.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:04, archived)

Leaving skidmarks longer than 777 in your inbox

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:04, archived)

BE NICE - ENTER NICE PEOPLE

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:04, archived)

^this

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:06, archived)

I is in ur inbox

bringin u laffs

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:05, archived)

Cantaloupes, Bitch!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:05, archived)

Prince Williams first solo Boeing 777 flight

Doesn't go exactly as planned...

(

Collatallie Sisters, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:05, archived)

The B3ta newsletter- we are to the internet what fungus is to your toes

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:05, archived)

"summat funny, about summat that's been in the news this week and stuff"

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:05, archived)

BOYCOTTING THE DIANA INQUEST UNTIL WE GET DIALYSIS TREATMENT

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:05, archived)

We wanted to send you a rhino

but we settled for a newsletter... again (please don't hate us!)

(Kezza, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:06, archived)

FUCK BEING NICE - USE FORCE.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:06, archived)

CARBON DATING LIVE FROM WHITSTABLE

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:06, archived)

we *something* into the *something* of your inbox

(

executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:06, archived)

We still have our undercarriage and landing gear!

(Spikey, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:06, archived)

LOOKS LIKE WE PICKED THE WRONG WEEK TO QUIT LANDING PRACTICE

Or (similarly inspired from the same film:)

"it's a good thing you don't know how much we hate your guts"

"we're two inches taller, better dancers, and much more fun to be with than Elaine Dickinson"

The b3ta bewsletter doesn't do impressions... Our training is in psychiatry.

"Airplane fails to make space for glorious tractor factory in Heathrow"

The b3ta newsletter: It thinks it's Ethel Merman

The b3ta newsletter: choosing lasagne in your fish or chicken dinner options

"First time? No, I've been newslettered lots of times"

It's a written series of interesting internet stories and links. but that's not important right now

Offering flowers from the church of religious consciousness since 2001

The b3ta newsletter - Maybe you'd better run it through the computer

The B3ta newsletter: making them blink in sequence

"Over heathrow? No, I don't think I'll ever get over Heathrow"

The b3ta newsletter - Run by the boys on the board.

Reading a newsletter is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes."

The b3ta newsletter: It's a different kind of newsletter altogether... "IT'S A DIFFERNET KIND OF NEWSLETTER"!

The B3ta newsletter - what a pisser

EDIT: Thanks, c_kick

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:07, archived)

^^^^hahahahah this^^^^

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:07, archived)

this!!

THIS

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:07, archived)

yup, this'un ^^^^

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:08, archived)

hahahaha

this please.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:09, archived)

^win

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- D - SharkTrousers, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:10, archived)

Ironic Price William was learning how to fly this week

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:11, archived)

That's the one. Right there.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:12, archived)

Oh yes

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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:23, archived)

I laughed while picking my nose

and it's bleeding.

I can think of no greater compliment to pay this suggestion.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:30, archived)

hahaha

in the office, laughing out loud, not picking nose anymore.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:31, archived)

if this isn't used

there is no justice in the world

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:30, archived)

Oh dear

Mr Ego is on again I see.

(dara o'briain, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:02, archived)

come again?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:07, archived)

B3ta newsletter: we haven't seen anything like this since that Anita Bryant concert

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:08, archived)

thank you for all that, squire :)

bless ya

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:09, archived)

FISTING DEAD LEMURS SINCE 2001

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:07, archived)

In Manzhouli in inner Mongolia

nobody cares about this newsletter

(

Milkman Dan, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:07, archived)

If weebls wobble why do cadbury's still give him money?

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:07, archived)

You are our 9,999,999th reader! CLICK ME TO WIN AN iPOD NANO

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:07, archived)

*clicks*

Eh nothing happened?

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:08, archived)

In ur [receptacle/location/orifice] [action]ing ur [noun of some description]

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:07, archived)

In ur X, Y-ing ur Z

(

IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:14, archived)

yup.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:15, archived)

In my X, cunfirming that she's a dirty hoor

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:21, archived)

oomee?

Cheeky swine.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:23, archived)

no! my ex

she gave new definition to the term "cheating"

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:26, archived)

The bitch.

Shall I eviscerate her for you?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:29, archived)

sounds like she'd enjoy it too much

you could serve her tea and cakes, and actively NOT eviscerate her, that would serve the cuntrag right :D

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:32, archived)

nah, you'd only put her out of her emo-in-denial-but-undeniably-emo misery.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:33, archived)

shall I superglue her to Michael Winner?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:36, archived)

that might work

though i wouldnt be surprised if she shagged him too while i was in germany.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:37, archived)

What a nasty cunt.

You're better off out of it.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:39, archived)

yep

lucky it finished early in the year, so I reduced the probability of catching whatever STDs were most popular at Nottingham Uni.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:42, archived)

Woo for that

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:43, archived)

B3ta - Our Carbon Footprint is a jackboot

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:07, archived)

*stomp*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:08, archived)

Released on bail only to re-offend

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:08, archived)

'Banned from Warrington'

Was it Warrington?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:08, archived)

It was indeed.

...and you'd have thought being banned from Warrington was doing them a favour...

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:10, archived)

How hard is it NOT to go to Warrington?

I've been doing it non-stop for 23 years.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:10, archived)

AWARDING MEDALS THE SIZE OF FRYING PANS SINCE 2001

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:08, archived)

an ABSOLUTE medal!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:09, archived)

Yes!

:¬)

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Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:21, archived)

B3ta - Our servers crash less often than flight BA038

(

gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:08, archived)

YOUR ONE-STOP SHOP FOR HOMO-EROTIC SCIFI DRAMA

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:08, archived)

Touchwood!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:13, archived)

THE WHITE ZONE IS FOR LANDING AND TAKE-OFF ONLY, THE RED ZONE IS A NO LANDING ZONE

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:09, archived)

Why Don't You Just Switch Off Your Computer And Go Out And Do Something Less Boring Instead?

which is rather appropriate. Doing the dishes or doing your homework may have been less boring

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:09, archived)

ever pretend your wang was lightsaber?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:10, archived)

:-( no

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:11, archived)

Let's pretend

ok, you be Obi Wan and I'll be Darth Vader.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:12, archived)

WHHOM

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:15, archived)

THRUST JOOOOOM

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:16, archived)

Thrust what?!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:16, archived)

that was a sound effect

rather than a climactic exclamation

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:18, archived)

Ahhhhh, I see.

What do we do now?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:21, archived)

I JOOOOOM it and wiggle it about a bit

... breathe heavily... then you disappear afterwards.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:23, archived)

I don't want to disappear though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:23, archived)

erm...

ok... well, what would you rather?

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:27, archived)

A lovely big cake.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:29, archived)

is that a position?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:30, archived)

Everything's a position.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:32, archived)

*assumes "Lovely Cake" position*

*waits*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:35, archived)

*BUMMERY*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:41, archived)

only cuz you don't have one

(

mutster101 fell over, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:12, archived)

How do you know?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:13, archived)

because you've never pretended it was a lightsaber

AICMFP

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:14, archived)

Pfft

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:15, archived)

you miss out on so much being a girl.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:13, archived)

I can have an orgasm on a bus without embarrassing myself.

And I've got two big free-drink-getters strapped to me at all times.

And my goolies are harder to hurt.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:16, archived)

yeah but..... huh...

you win.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:18, archived)

OH and I forgot one

If I punch you and knock you out, I get a certain level of respect.

If you punch me and knock me out, you get hated by everyone in the vicinity.

Unfair, I know. I expect to be hit back if I hit a bloke, but people have such double standards.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:19, archived)

if you punch me and knock me out

you can join the elite group of people who've discovered i'm a glass jaw

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:21, archived)

In that case, I shall never punch you.

That wouldn't be fair.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:22, archived)

agreed

bloody hell i would be the worst pirate ever :(

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:24, archived)

If you need to get in a fight with anyone

tag me and I'll do it for you. I'm quite suprisingly hard to floor, my head's made of tungsten carbide or something.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:25, archived)

thats why you're the captain

I can stand behind you making acerbic and surprisingly catty remarks abut your opponent.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:27, archived)

Sounds ACE

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:29, archived)

we'd better start hustling bar brawls

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:31, archived)

*tools up*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:32, archived)

Hahahaha! no-knob!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:14, archived)

smooth like the hood of a Ford GT.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:16, archived)

/vaguely uncomfortable blog

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:19, archived)

*wins*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:20, archived)

backing heathrow's runway extension plan

only by a few more feet

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:11, archived)

I AM IN UR NEWSLETTER PLACIN UR PROSSIES IN CRUCIFICKS POSE

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:11, archived)

http://www.b3ta.com/board/7968606

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:12, archived)

So I'm predicatable.

And unoriginal. I've been practicing for 30 years now, so I'm pretty good at both.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:19, archived)

Big whoop, wannafightabahtit?

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:29, archived)

NECRO/COPRO/ZOOPHILES UNITE!

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:11, archived)

YAY!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:12, archived)

I'm being left out just because I studied nymphomancy

aren't I?

(Kezza, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:17, archived)

We do not exclude. We can only hope that you join and eventually learn the true path.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:20, archived)

Happy Winnie The Pooh Day !

apparently today

(Spikey, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:11, archived)

Ha ha

This

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Collatallie Sisters, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:12, archived)

Crashing just short of the Information Superhighway

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:12, archived)

haha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:13, archived)

this one

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somegreybloke, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:15, archived)

haha

genius

(

Milkman Dan, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:18, archived)

hahaha, this

with bells on!

(

lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:28, archived)

New Zealand Police

seek enormous cigarette for questioning

(http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/north_east/7195542.stm)

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Collatallie Sisters, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:14, archived)

Keeping Scientology Working

- We don't mince words.

(

somegreybloke, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:14, archived)

Worth nearly 10 million Zimbabwean dollars

(

fuscous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:15, archived)

Falling short of your inbox runway

(

Victor Meldrew, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:16, archived)

camper than torchwood

straighter than hain

(

doph no time like the precedent, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:16, archived)

flooding your inbox like tewksbury high street.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:17, archived)

And now for something completely different....

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:19, archived)

written by paul burrell, so it must be true.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:20, archived)

What about...

It's rough and tumble and it's wild and woolly and it's a blast

(

Mick Stubbles Is a real Munson, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:20, archived)

Don't forget , only scientologists can help in the even of a crash.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:23, archived)

It's true

I'd choose a Scientologist over a paramedic any day, were I bleeding to death in a burning vehicle.

(

somegreybloke, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:28, archived)

They can jump on your chest

I'M IN LOVE WITH KATIE HOLMES! I'M NOT GAY! I'm IN LOVE WITH KATIE HOLMES!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:31, archived)

"They bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into. I say, let 'em crash. "

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:21, archived)

hahahaha YES!

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:22, archived)

COMING AT YOU LIKE A FLOOD OF SWEETCORNY DIARRHEA FROM A FILTHY BALLOON KNOT 2 INCHES FROM YOUR FACE

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:23, archived)

This is the sexiest thing you've ever said.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:24, archived)

full weekend ahead then?

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:25, archived)

Expanding the leather pants of credibility.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:24, archived)

"sPUNKING UP YOUR SEX INBOX AND FILLING IT WITH SALTY INTERBATTER"

(

SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:25, archived)

B3ta Newsletter: Landing Gear Optional

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:25, archived)

b3ta newsletter - now on lazerdisc !

(

connor, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:26, archived)

lol

*brings up more phlegm from laughing*

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:27, archived)

The Queen and Prince Phillip killed Diana! And we all know it!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:26, archived)

in ur britich council offises harrassing ur offishals

(

doph no time like the precedent, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:26, archived)

"I can't believe I raped them all"

Now I will find a dark corner

(Hagbard MacDougal, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:27, archived)

Our newsletter:

Its more fun than eating a whole bag of miscarriages.

(Check out Lilly Allen if noone got that...)

(Golden_guns247, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:27, archived)

Ha ha ha!

You are dark!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:28, archived)

flickr we restrict because of pubes

beans beans the musical fruit the more you eat the more you have red shit

safer than a plane to Heathrow

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:29, archived)

digging up cat corpse for a natter and a cuppa tea

(chippy time travel agents, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:29, archived)

BRAAAAAAAAAAAACE !!!!!!!!!!!! too late.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:34, archived)

Longer than your gran's underwear

(

Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:54, archived)

car crash television

car crash television, plane crash internet

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:00, archived)

b3ta newsletter - now buy one, get one free.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:03, archived)

We KNOW where your bags are. They're STILL ON THE PLANE.

(

collapsibletank procreates, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:11, archived)

We [topical analogy of the internet]

to [topical analogy of your inbox]

(A Hospital Carpark, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:11, archived)

With Lily Allen in our hearts, and Photoshop at our fingertips.

(

collapsibletank procreates, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:17, archived)

The Writers Strike is Over! New Newsletter titles coming soon!

*edit. Here's the reference: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7195244.stm

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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:27, archived)

considerably shorter than a heathrow runway

(

gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:31, archived)

LIKE SHITTING BROKEN GLASS FOR A WEEK

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:09, archived)

Big!

In other news, I've written a 100k word novel. w00t!

Click here to vote for my comic!

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:53, archived)

pfft, that nothing, I wrote a one trillion word novel last Friday while I had aids and teburculosis

woo for your pic and your feat though, none the less

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:55, archived)

That's nothing

I died while writing it. The last chapter was really tricky to do because my fingers had all rotted and fallen off.

I got better.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:02, archived)

:D *whimper*

Why is there an apple core on a foot in the room?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:56, archived)

It's a corset on a green stand

which is clearer on the bigger version, but my choice of sky colour restricted the palette a bit and washed out some of the detail unfortunately.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:59, archived)

whats the novel about?

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:57, archived)

It's a post-cyberpunk novel,

so it's got butch-but-troubled men, kick-arse women, computers, secrets and memories, and a fair bit of violence, all set in a world where it's very dirty and rains at narratively convenient moments.

(

Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:01, archived)

how is that post-cyberpunk? sounds very-cyberpunk

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:05, archived)

nah

cyberpunk would have more mirrorshades

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:15, archived)

Damn!

That's the difference!

Although the bad guys do wear goggles and the good guys do wear leather jackets occasionally, although the latter was done as a tribute to the early cyberpunk stuff.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:18, archived)

No one goes into cyberspace,

and occasionally it's sunny (which might be more important!).

Cyberpunk was really a literary movement which had its time then styles changed. My book has lots of elements of Cyberpunk in it but I'm about a decade and a half late to be true Cyberpunk. Maybe it's 'cyberpunk' with a small 'c', or something.

You know, for someone who did a doctorate about William Gibson, I really should be able to answer that question more easily.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:16, archived)

haha

you star

(

Milkman Dan, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:08, archived)

hehehhe

woo! :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:31, archived)

brilliant as ever

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:35, archived)

Please help!

I'm looking for a picture of this two- (or was it three-?) headed bird thing. I don't know if it's famous from somewhere or if a b3tan invented it, but there was a very nice illustration of it on the board a few weeks ago and I liked the style and want to see it again. Any ideas who drew it or what it's called?

(

somegreybloke, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:53, archived)

teh fear!!!!

Edit it's in the memes catalogue:

www.b3takit.co.uk/TN_thefear.jpg

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:53, archived)

Probably NobbyNobody

It's called The Fear.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:54, archived)

~~the~~ teh

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Just Flange, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:55, archived)

'twas Spacefish was it not?

and yes, teh Fear!

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:57, archived)

Created by, yes,

but 'very nice illustration' suggests NobbyNobody to me. I think I've seen one by him.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:00, archived)

Seems liek

TEH FEAR to me. :)

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:54, archived)

TEH FEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Just Flange, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:54, archived)

teh fear!

you may find it here

(Spikey, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:56, archived)

Teh Fear.

Tis one of the most recognisable memes we've got. You never see Sturdy girl any more, bless her.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:56, archived)

That's the one.

Thank you all very much. Now I just need to find the particularly well-drawn version...

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somegreybloke, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:58, archived)

Teh FEAR!

(Kezza, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:04, archived)

that is ace!

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fross Read your email on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:05, archived)

heh

my old pearoast collection is deadly :D

(Kezza, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:06, archived)

oooh thats my favorite teh fear I ever saw

(Zrya Loves the new presidents album > 80% of kittens, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:58, archived)

aghhh!!

make it go away

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:06, archived)

THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR!

THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR!

*dies*

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:16, archived)

*Administers CPR*

*And QUO*

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:20, archived)

*tapes*

*sells on ebay to user Mardigras231*

(Kezza, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:22, archived)

new maps: higher and higher

(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:47, archived)

Schindler's

Lifts :)

(real company: www.schindler.com.jo/)

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Collatallie Sisters, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:50, archived)

should i contact them?

they could be interested

(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:54, archived)

No!

They make the shittest lift ever.
We've got them at work and they're bloody dangerous and never call at the floor you want as well as having no memory of who's pressed what button.
They're about as good as his bloody howitzer shells...

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:58, archived)

i'm dreaming of

howitzer and lift combined!

(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:11, archived)

haha nice

TJ:

does anyone know about musical instruments and stuff?

is there a product you can buy that means you can play your drums at a quieter volume?
some kind of cover perhaps?

/sister bought drums for her son for christmas and is now regretting it blog

edit: thanks all =D

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:52, archived)

Snap his

fucking sticks.

(

Collatallie Sisters, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:52, archived)

brushes

like this? www.drumsoloartist.com/Site/Drum_Brushes.html

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:52, archived)

Replace drumsticks

with celery

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:53, archived)

and replace the drums with pillows

(Spikey, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:54, archived)

I don't really know, but

I've heard of drummers putting towels, foam or sponges in the bass drums, to make it sounds less harsh

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:53, archived)

oh yes

that is a good plan... one can also loosen the bass pedal a bit so the mallet doesnt strike as hard.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:55, archived)

I've said this

and I've also said 'make pads for the rest of the drums out of thick felt'.

He says there's a product you can buy. I say I have no idea, I play bass.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:57, archived)

brushes or rods

but damp em all with towels is probably best

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:56, archived)

And this'un'd know.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:58, archived)

haha

reet professional, me - my bass pedal's held together with an old belt and parcel tape

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:00, archived)

Proper musician, is that.

My straplock's superglued to my bass.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:04, archived)

(with dry towels)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:59, archived)

thank you

*first attempt to animate a gif*

(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:56, archived)

there are rubber pads you can put

on the drumskins I think

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:59, archived)

that's what i thought

but i wasn't sure

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:01, archived)

Drum pads are what you're after.

Dense rubber pads in various sizes that go over the skins.

Doesn't do anything for the cymbals and adversely affects the responsiveness of the drums. Not very nice to use, but would do the job.

EDIT: 'Practice Pads' is probably the more commonly used term.

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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:01, archived)

you can get pads,

but they make it just sound pretty wank, brushes are generally quieter, or just make the son hit them not as hard!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:04, archived)

C'mon champ!

Put 'em up!

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:23, archived)

With realistic Rocky-esque gobbets of saliva flying from mouths!

woo

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:24, archived)

TJ: This:

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/north_east/7195542.stm

Top picture...

I'd be immediately suspicious of the enormous cigarette that seems to be following her...

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Collatallie Sisters, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:46, archived)

hahahaha

it's like those old nicotinell adverts....

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Just Flange, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:49, archived)

That's what I thought!

Weird though, innit?

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Collatallie Sisters, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:50, archived)

i'm not throwing in the towel!!

now beat him!!
woo!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:25, archived)

Hehehe!

Woo! Doctor W!
Oh I misheard!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:30, archived)

hahahahaha

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:30, archived)

SPANG

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:30, archived)

This was a VERY early pun

I hadn't even posted 10000 posts . . .
First week

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:31, archived)

hahaha!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:32, archived)

*ruffles hair*

*gets splinter*
OW!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:33, archived)

erk!

i'm thinning on top!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:36, archived)

So, ban clubbing...

just let them beat each other to a pulp instead!!
Woo Doc.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:28, archived)

Tenner on the one with the silver gloves!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:28, archived)

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:32, archived)

haha

you light up my otherwise dark existence.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:35, archived)

I try . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:35, archived)

I read that in a faux italian accent

which made me smirk

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:40, archived)

haha!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:42, archived)

I don't really know how this happened

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:22, archived)

I dont care what anyone says.

John fucking LITHGOW.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:23, archived)

John Lithgow, master of accents.

As demonstrated in his Oscar-winning performance* in 'Cliffhanger'

*may contain bullshit

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:25, archived)

and his wife, lynne

//baking bad jokes just like your dad used to

(

spacefish bong!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:25, archived)

ARF!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:32, archived)

braw! :D

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:35, archived)

This^ 100%

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:25, archived)

he's great

and 3rd Rock double bills on Sci-Fi at the mo

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:26, archived)

I don't have sexy telly, I've only got freeview.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:28, archived)

lucky you

we can't even get freeview

/digital blackspot blog

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:29, archived)

We all are round here. Our bloody signal comes from Bexley

which is why it fucks up so much.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:30, archived)

Do they bring it round in a van, or something?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:32, archived)

No, they let it limp here on it's own.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:33, archived)

with the apostrophe police

*runs*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:34, archived)

*offers Andrex*

;)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:36, archived)

Now this is the thing.

At school I was always taught about the possessive apostrophe. And now everyone says that's bollocks.

I am confused. Do I trust the internets or the teachers?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:37, archived)

Teachers

but it doesn't apply for its as a possessive

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:38, archived)

^This

Teachers rock!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:40, archived)

There is an exception to every rule...

In this case, that exception is "its" which only has an apostrophe for "it is".

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:40, archived)

^this

is very much the case

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:48, archived)

www.alphadictionary.com/articles/english_grammar_style/difference_between_its.html

www.wisegeek.com/what-is-the-difference-between-its-and-its.htm

englishplus.com/grammar/00000227.htm

/helpful

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- D - SharkTrousers, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:40, archived)

*awards*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:42, archived)

hoorah!

this award mean's a lot too me.

thank you mutchley!

/fail

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- D - SharkTrousers, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:03, archived)

I am an prishnal editro and I well teech yoo

There are of course exceptions to every rule, in the case of possessive apostrophes it's not used for possessive pronouns or adjectives: yours, his, hers, ours, its, theirs, and whose.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:43, archived)

Well that's me told!

Ta everyone, I now (finally) get it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:48, archived)

yay!

*does Carlton Banks dance*

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:52, archived)

Oh I LOVE Carlton.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:55, archived)

Evil swines!

How cruel.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:34, archived)

Can she be animated to clap vigorously?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:24, archived)

Hmmm yes

yes yes YES

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:24, archived)

I'm confused

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:26, archived)

If you're happy and you know it, clap your brandows!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:36, archived)

hahah

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:37, archived)

haha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:38, archived)

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- D - SharkTrousers, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:41, archived)

Arf!

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:42, archived)

:D
:D
:D
:D

Exactly what I had in mind. Have a cigar.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:44, archived)

cheers

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:52, archived)

sorry

I fucking hate brandow. he's a disease.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:25, archived)

This ^100%

Sorry M

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:26, archived)

He speaks very highly of you, though

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:26, archived)

he would do

He said: "No, no, no, I'll take your number and call you next week."

That was five and a quarter months ago...

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:27, archived)

perhaps he's a slow dialler

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:30, archived)

pfft

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:39, archived)

^this

this goes slightly higher the average by actually having a joke attached instead of just being a LOL LOOK BRANDOW FACE ON A RANDOM PICTURE!!! LOOK AT HIS STARE! IS MAD! one that we usually see

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:28, archived)

yes true

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:30, archived)

*cough*clan soul*cough*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:34, archived)

haha

I bet there's a shrine to Brandow in his toilet

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:39, archived)

in the bowl?

yeuch

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:40, archived)

haha

"Brandow, I'm gonna shit on your face, and you're gonna look like a stunned budgie"

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:41, archived)

*bokespluff*

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:43, archived)

you forgot

"LOL, genius."

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:45, archived)

well, he did put up a website about him..

it's in his profile.....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:42, archived)

As a matter of fact

I have!

(Clan Soul is risking the galaxy for SCIENCE™, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:45, archived)

how can we talk behind your back if you're here?

back to school, lad.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:49, archived)

Yes

just look at those hands!

sorry

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:39, archived)

haha

It's ok. I'll let you off. :)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:41, archived)

Hooray!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:43, archived)

Sounds like a horrible affliction

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:55, archived)

Satellite Navigation used to be less sophisticated back in the day...

Click for bigger (181KB)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:12, archived)

hahaha

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Just Flange, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:13, archived)

hahaha!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:13, archived)

Excellent Stuff

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:14, archived)

agreed

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:21, archived)

Bwahahahahaha!

Superb!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:25, archived)

Hahaha!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:14, archived)

Wonderful!

gets my click

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:22, archived)

i want to live in a world like that

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spacefish bong!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:26, archived)

for Prodge:

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:09, archived)

right-o

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:11, archived)

but whats the question?!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:12, archived)

that's the question

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:13, archived)

*nose bleeds*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:14, archived)

Wasn't it: What's 6x9?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:16, archived)

how many roads must a man walk down?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:17, archived)

Before you can call him a stoat?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:18, archived)

hmmm......

23?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:19, archived)

I watched the film version again the other day

and I was even more appalled than I was the first time I watched it.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:20, archived)

i quite enjoyed it....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:22, archived)

this

it's not my favourite h2g2, but it gave it a good shot

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spacefish bong!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:27, archived)

I went to see it on my own

and slept through a lot of it. not been inclined to see it again.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:22, archived)

What a opportunity missed, wasn't it?

How, with a story like that, they could get it SO wrong is a mystery.

John Malkovich - John Bloody Malkovich?????? WTF?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:23, archived)

I think the ad for cast must have been something like:

ARE YOU AN ACTOR?
HAVE YOU READ ANY DOUGLAS ADAMS BOOKS?
DID YOU LIKE THEM?

YOU'RE IN!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:29, archived)

Mos Def was an.....interesting choice.

I love whatshisface as Arthur though, he's got such a nice quality.

The best bit about that film is the little mouse face when he shouts 'TAKE HIS BRAIN!' near the end.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:31, archived)

i think i missed that bit

I was in Blackburn, my friend was working, so I went to the park, had a couple of spliffs, went to the cinema, and drifted in and out of slumber.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:34, archived)

I'd watch it again just for that bit.

It's LOVELY.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:37, archived)

A totally missed opportunity

no wonder Douglas Adams wouldn't let them make it while he was still alive.

I thought the casting pretty good all in all, including Mos Def, but what the fuck did they do to the story?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:46, archived)

he mainly didn't let them make it because he'd not finished the script

i really like it, nowhere near as good as the radio series, but still a good appendix to the h2g2 series. the studio wants to make restaurant, that will be awful if they do

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:51, archived)

douglas adams

wrote the script

I think he also had a lot to do with the casting, but i might be making that bit up)

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:32, archived)

You're not going to like it...

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:15, archived)

Well, I did say I'd have to think about it.

yours,

JPG
Chairman of the "Valentine Dyall as the only true voice of Deep Thought" society

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:17, archived)

Good morrow young sir!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:18, archived)

*enhugglifies*

Hello Lovely!

How's your Friday going?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:19, archived)

Oh it's all good

I'm procrastinating and discussing comics on here. Lovely. You?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:20, archived)

Not bad, not bad I guess.

Very very tired, but glad the weekendernoon is almost upon us.

Must dig out Watchmen (after reading JJ's thread below).

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:28, archived)

Tonight I'm going to re-read all the Army@love we've got.

Which is too little.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:30, archived)

oooh!

Don't know that...

*investigates*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:39, archived)

*surreptitiously frees penis*

ning!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:20, archived)

*sniffs* Bye bye mr Penis, back into the wild with you....

nongles!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:23, archived)

I'm slightly embarrassed that you gave him a sniff and showed him the door

*writes SOAP on shopping list*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:26, archived)

*doodles on shopping list*

*changes S to T*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:28, archived)

thopping?

*raises eyebrow*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:32, archived)

*thops*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:33, archived)

*watches*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:36, archived)

Is it his birthday?

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:25, archived)

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:09, archived)

Dave 'gone' Gahan?

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:10, archived)

Aye.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:13, archived)

bottom right

stephen merchant?

(edit: left. me mong)

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:11, archived)

*pssst*

bottom left...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:11, archived)

lol

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:11, archived)

corrected.

oh it's early. and friday. and other lame excuses.

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:12, archived)

*offers nice cup of tea*

There you go, lad.

:)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:18, archived)

PFFFT!

Yes!

left?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:11, archived)

reicht?

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:13, archived)

am i close?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:17, archived)

Winner!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:18, archived)

yay! what do i get?!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:20, archived)

A cut out and keep

lifesize picture of Terry Wogan.
With interchangable wigs.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:29, archived)

oh thank ye verily!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:32, archived)

Hahaha!

Gore had to give it away by looking !

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:20, archived)

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:26, archived)

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:28, archived)

hahaha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:32, archived)

He loves his job!

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:06, archived)

hahahahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:07, archived)

Arf!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:08, archived)

haha!!

whack that bastard!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:08, archived)

Hahahaha! Woo!

Fucking ace pilot though! ( the one that landed it )

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:10, archived)

bah!

he had it on autopilot!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:15, archived)

assuming it was a power failure

and it's not that he simply missed the fucking runway!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:22, archived)

hahahahaah

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:21, archived)

Timing...!

this appeared on the screen just after as the last of the three Chinese people in my office walked out for lunch, thereby avoiding a potentially embarassing explanation.
Is ver' nice!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:21, archived)

2 of 5

Sorry, posted this yesterday but forgot the last two frames.

CFB
1 of 5

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:58, archived)

awesome, I've been following these with the "Friends" feature

top work.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:59, archived)

thanks.

I finished reading Roadside Picnic. Seems like the use of the word "Stalker" isn't a coincidence, the game just changed the situation from aliens to chenobyl and left it at that.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:04, archived)

essentially yes, and the film stalker is based loosely on it, and the people who go into chernobyl the actual scientists used to, and probably still do, refer to themselves as stalkers

did you enjoy it?

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:05, archived)

it was good when comprehensible.

I wish people would spell-check these things after scanning them in though. Word-recognition programs are rubbish.

It was interesting to see how plots are set up differently in russian lit though.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:07, archived)

I'm gonna butt in and ask where did you read it from?

i've found a few links for online reading but i'd prefer to print it off, my eyes can't stand prolonged monitor reading and i don't have a PC at home at the mo, and all the online versions either have it split into pages or have english russian comparison on the same page and so i can't print one without the other...

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Just Flange, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:25, archived)

ah lovely stuff

'ello b3ta

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:00, archived)

looks good!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:01, archived)

That's awesome.

Although I get the feeling you are drawing these backwards. Sort of like Memento.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:06, archived)

heh, I see what you mean

but no, not really.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:07, archived)

*is intrigued*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:08, archived)

He's really a nice fish, once you get to know him

'ning b3ta!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:55, archived)

AAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!

'ning!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:56, archived)

*takes to toilet*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:57, archived)

Noooo! Don't flush the fishy!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:09, archived)

Sexay feesh!

Woo!
Ning 'M

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:59, archived)

*buys twelve*

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:01, archived)

*snogs*

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:02, archived)

*inserts*

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:05, archived)

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