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this is GURNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:53, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:54, archived)

HAHAHAH

i wasn't ready for that

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:00, archived)

woo

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)

NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: RECREATE A FAMOUS WORK OF ART

Using anything but the arts package on your computer, recreate some real-world art using everyday objects. Examples: melt some clocks in the oven to do some Dali, or shape the Venus de Milo out of mashed potato. Anything is possible.

Challenge suggested by Monkeon.

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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:30, archived)

Oooh this should be good :D

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ClanSoul, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:31, archived)

Nice one!

Is it long enough yet for the Yorkshire Rippers actions to be considered art?

I like real life photoshop compos :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:31, archived)

What an absurd suggestion.

That a Yorkshireman could be an artist.

Madness!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:39, archived)

Aint Damien Hirst from Yorkshire?

I guess that is your point proven ;D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:42, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:32, archived)

^ this

B3ta's an arts and crafts site now.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:33, archived)

Hahaha you've noticed?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:36, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:37, archived)

I am going to take a picture of a chair next to a swimming pool

then I shall stand next to a river, put my hands on my cheeks and open my gob and get someone to take a picture of me.
Then I shall take a picture of some tinned soup. No Campbells though, but Heinz!
*thinks*
No, I won't.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:36, archived)

Thank deity Monkeon suggested a good challenge

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:33, archived)

I have my idea :D

DO you know where I can find some Dogs who know how to play poker?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:36, archived)

"Poke her"?

Step this way... *parts beaded curtains*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:37, archived)

You confuse me sometimes :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:38, archived)

Only sometimes?

Must work on that :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:39, archived)

Hahaha that reply didn't confuse me at all

YOU ARE BECOMING PREDICTABLE ;)
Seriously though. Do you have the straights as well as the ghey?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:41, archived)

No, I just like giving people immense pleasure my dear ;)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:42, archived)

Hahaha

Good reply to what was (in hindsight) a bloody nosey question.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:43, archived)

Bloody nosey parker

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:56, archived)

Well, my dogs would jump onto the table

if they saw ~~balls~~ small round objects on it.
It's bedlam in my house when I eat an apple. I ain't joking.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:37, archived)

*resists urge to make a joke about when flowerpot gets out of the shower*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:40, archived)

I don't have balls!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:41, archived)

What about the 2 round objects ladies have? EH? EH?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:43, archived)

Children?

*OBESITY SATIRE*

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:44, archived)

Only Jordan has a baby that is perfectly round!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:45, archived)

What's he doing in your house?

He have an apple fetish or something?

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:41, archived)

It;'s small, it's round

therefore in their little doggy minds, it's a ball.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:42, archived)

well I'm going to shit on a brick and say it's by Damien Hirst

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:41, archived)

Well I'm going to take a shit on a swan.

Right on it.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:43, archived)

but is it art?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:44, archived)

£5 for the first twat who posts a photo of their messy bedroom.

IT IS TRACEY EMIN INNIT!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:46, archived)

I'll post a picture of my dead pregnant wife in an unmade bed.

It's a Tracey Eminem.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:48, archived)

LOL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:52, archived)

I'll wear a beret

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:54, archived)

Yay!

Cfb

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XLVII .uk, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:33, archived)

silly git, you got your FP already! :-D

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:37, archived)

I know :(

I peaked too early.

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XLVII .uk, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:39, archived)

It's not a good omen when I can't even tell what the image challenge picture is.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:34, archived)

I think it's a fish

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:35, archived)

Could be an eel.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:36, archived)

it's a traaat innit

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:21, archived)

yeah... what is that?

i see that it is a fish/eel in a milk carton; but what work of art is it emulating?

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:36, archived)

It's that geezer who puts dead animals in things

Whassisname?

Edit: Damien Hirst?

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XLVII .uk, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:40, archived)

Fraser?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:40, archived)

Yeah, that's him!!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:41, archived)

Its Damien Hirst

The Impossible blah blah blah something or other.....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:44, archived)

People say that is or isn't art. Other people say art is down to interpretation.

But I'd say when your initial interpretation is that someone hadn't cleaned up after a tenant had died, then it's not art.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:46, archived)

I think you are confusing the swimming shark in formaldehyde with

Tracey Emin ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:47, archived)

Yes because when I see animals suspended in a liquid I usually think of art

and not some crazy's obsession.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:49, archived)

His stuff

looks more like something you'd see in a junior high natural science text. Art? Things that make you go, hmmmm....

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:32, archived)

The Kingdom

(Ikea Boy, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:59, archived)

YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE ART SO WE PUT SOME ARTS ON YOUR ART

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:40, archived)

I am a happy tank

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collapsibletank procreates, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:40, archived)

woo!

My photoshops and computerses are fucked, so this is right up my street :D

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McBadger COW, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:41, archived)

The Mona Pizza

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:43, archived)

Stop the compo

we have a winner

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:45, archived)

Show off

Did that one win that challenge?
I bloody hope so.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:46, archived)

It came 6th :)

There were far better entries for that compo

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:47, archived)

That's excellent!!

Looks a bit too much like Nigel Planer but still gets a click.
:D

Edit: sticky n

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XLVII .uk, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:48, archived)

oooh

enigmatic!

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odfish Greetings Professor Falken, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:49, archived)

Clansoul?

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:50, archived)

I just thought that.

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ClanSoul, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:51, archived)

You're not the first person who has said that about this image...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:51, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8458729

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ClanSoul, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:00, archived)

hah, just what I was thinking

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:52, archived)

ha ha, ace!

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:52, archived)

Hahahaha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:58, archived)

Come to think of it...

...that could equally be B3ta's Ginger Furher R. Manuel, couldn't it?

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)

Look-a-like

It looks a bit like Steve Coogan dressed as Cher.

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:53, archived)

Mona Pizza!

Fancy schmancy! Now here's your background music: www.youtube.com/watch?v=d22GfAudDfc

(tungazzio the occasionally present, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)

genius

too good to eat, very hard to beat

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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)

I like this!

I'm off to find a frozen sheep and stick it in a tent

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:52, archived)

and I'm off to my tent

to remove all the dead sheep!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:53, archived)

Mr. Middleman here.

I think I may be able to help you both.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:56, archived)

Are you loitering within tent?

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:58, archived)

Ah fuck there's no need for that.

Oh god that's awful.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:01, archived)

Can I repost my dennis the menace pic?

Edit: in a new thread?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:54, archived)

*sharpens pitchfork in readiness*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:57, archived)

This is a good challenge.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:55, archived)

coo!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:04, archived)

arrrghhhh NOOOOOO!!!!!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:24, archived)

Hahahahahah

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ClanSoul, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:25, archived)

Hey ClanSoul I found a pic of your mum LOL

farm4.static.flickr.com/3289/2822053203_af48789dd6.jpg?v=0

Seriously though, isn't that just a great pic? PS, this is not me.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:26, archived)

hahahahahahaha

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:28, archived)

Is that person's face actually a poor quality print out or something?

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:28, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Fake. Chin isnt big enough ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:30, archived)

HAHAHAHA

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:38, archived)

HAHAHAH

Redsushi is right, though, the chin's not big enough.

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ClanSoul, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:59, archived)

HHHhahahahahahaaa

*genuine pmsl*

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)

haha

Who are those people

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:25, archived)

2 packets of lager and a pint of crisps.

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ClanSoul, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:26, archived)

twats

that is all you need to know

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:26, archived)

they're from

that brilliant show 2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:26, archived)

that...

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:27, archived)

I have no idea who that man is

I've seen him 'shopped so many times on here and felt embarrassed that I wasn't one of the cool kids.
Now I am going to admit my uncoolness.
WHO IS HE?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:27, archived)

hes him

www.pbase.com/image/83358529

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:29, archived)

Well that was a wasted click

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:31, archived)

As far as I understand it,

just some bloke the gayshift found and adopted as a meme.
Although I like the rumours that it's Gronkpan.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:33, archived)

he's in other pics on that album too

but this is the only one that's really funny

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:39, archived)

Aaah

I thought he was an actor or something.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:39, archived)

pile of shite program, that

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:25, archived)

The facial expression is priceless

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My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:26, archived)

hahaha!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:26, archived)

worst 'comedy' ever!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:27, archived)

Incense and peppermints

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My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:14, archived)

Stop making my eyeballs itch!

*goes off to fry sausages*

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Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:15, archived)

I hope this is a strange Pavlovian response.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:18, archived)

I doubt it.

Not enough whipped cream.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:21, archived)

is there ever?

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pixelatedpirate absinthe makes the heart grow fonder, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:22, archived)

hypnotic...

What have you planted in my psyche without my permission, hmm?

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pixelatedpirate absinthe makes the heart grow fonder, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:20, archived)

does it tile?

woo also!

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:22, archived)

Yes :)

They're all 52x52px tiles

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My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:25, archived)

My radio alarm clock died this morning

life is filled with such impermanence

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:22, archived)

Did it die before or after

you woke up?

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My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:31, archived)

There was no today program

when my other alarm clock awoke me, nor any when I fiddled with the switches :(

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:34, archived)

This reminds me of that Grange Hill episode where they too LSD

by mistake.

Ya cool jerk! (*Hermes voice*)

(jlkgjsfhoj, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:24, archived)

ARCHHHHHH

feels the need to eat strawberry and clocks

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:25, archived)

Alternatively,

you can listen to Strawberry Alarm Clock. Like I did before making this.

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My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:26, archived)

Yay!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:29, archived)

If you're doing this then..

(Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:41, archived)

Does it tile?

Oops... Guess it already is...

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:37, archived)

Big Brown Minty Cocks....

A recent purchase from ASDA...

(Ilpadrino, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:44, archived)

COCKIES

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:46, archived)

Wotcha Sexy!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:00, archived)

mint cocks

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:51, archived)

GC!

Also: buying Nestle = nono

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:52, archived)

You don't get much choice living in Switzerland...

Baby-killing c***s.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:07, archived)

could've at least edited the second O

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:54, archived)

Is this one of these new fangled cock bombs all the movie stars are talking about?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:09, archived)

Way too late for anyone to care by now,

but after Photoshop froze, followed by a spectacular system crash that took 2 resets and about 20 minutes to get my laptop up and functional again, by the time I'd done this simple little thing I got determined I WAS going to post the fecker!!

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..wil, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:00, archived)

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Mod Edit: go sit in the corner and think about what you've done. This is B3ta.

Try it yourself

(Biadsdaks, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:33, archived)

SUPPER SEX TOYS

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Damien's Hearse, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:34, archived)

I am going to kill you in the FACE

Try it yourself

/edit: FF WOT rating says site is not trustworthy...(if anyone wanted to try out the links)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:34, archived)

this is an actual daily fail

I'm sure we had this crap yesterday

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:38, archived)

hahaha

nice

(jlkgjsfhoj, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:52, archived)

haha great stuff

*stamps boot and salutes*

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:59, archived)

huzzah!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:02, archived)

When will the media stop referring to her as Anne Diamond?

Any schoolkid worth his salt knows it's 'a' diamond.

/old viz letters blog

edit : what is going on with this picture?

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finnbar has officially retired, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:05, archived)

Not

Anne "cot-death" Diamond?

/Newman and Baddiel blog

TICKET TO HULL PLEASE!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:07, archived)

aaaaaw

but good

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:16, archived)

Hahahahahaha god ahahaha

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:20, archived)

It's a direct capture of an image the DM used when Anne Diamond sounded off about violent video games

I haven't doctored it al all :)

which is more than can be said for the DM art dept.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:49, archived)

HUZZAH!

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:06, archived)

I still find this utterly mind boggling

how is possible to be quite that crap?

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:27, archived)

How the hell do we go about finding out exactly what the hell is happening with that photoshop work?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:07, archived)

ooooooh yeeeeeeaaaaaah

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kingofpork is the king of pork, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:35, archived)

NO THANKS! BYE!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:35, archived)

YOU FAIL

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:36, archived)

hahaha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:54, archived)

pffffft

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:05, archived)

Any mods around to ban this person please?

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:36, archived)

I WANT SHOES MOTHERFUCKER

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:36, archived)

Omigod, SHOES

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:37, archived)

*perk*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:13, archived)

You fukkyy offy pretty quick, you unnerstan?

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:39, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:40, archived)

The felt table cloth is the most important thing

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:02, archived)

I hope it's clean, though in this situation I think it's so clean it's still damp

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:05, archived)

all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:52, archived)

My name is Mr. Kenshole Geoffrey George, an accountant with a bank here in London. I am aware that this is certainly an unconventional approach to starting a relationship, but as time goes on you will realize the need for my action but i feel quite safe dealing with you in this important business.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:53, archived)

hahahaha -iv'e never had so many halucinations at once

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:00, archived)

how do you reply to this crap?

COCK. no that's not tough enough.

concrete cock.

point made.

(mathyooo, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:53, archived)

Actually, he does't care.

The only way to stop this is for the mods to delte his links.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:58, archived)

I think The World's Largest and Most Vigorous Glowing Concrete Cock erected by the Carthaginian Empire

doesn't even begin to cover it :D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:58, archived)

been reading b3ta for years

and back in my younger "free-er" days I used to contribute a few half decent pics. I've been quiet for years now but it's taken uber-tosser here to make me speak again.

ME NO LIKEY

(mathyooo, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:04, archived)

top lurkage!

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finnbar has officially retired, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:07, archived)

Really?

In that case:

Cheap laptops
Devon Shop
my vasectomy

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:56, archived)

I was here when the shitty biscuits got handed out!!

/ac

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:58, archived)

You don't see many animations of women on bulldozers on here lately

/ac

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:07, archived)

Phwoar

Naked lesbian casino slots with felt table cloth?
I'm there!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:01, archived)

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:02, archived)

OI!

That Lithuanian Pussy search contained no Cats from the Eastern Bloc at all you cunt!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:04, archived)

This is your mum, this is:

farm4.static.flickr.com/3289/2822053203_af48789dd6.jpg?v=0

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:22, archived)

Good Evening everyone :D

It's my birthday tomorrow.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:31, archived)

He really should remember

to peel em first....
woo to your greedy monkey!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:31, archived)

Hahaha

So, you're having banana cake then?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:35, archived)

Hehehe *clicks*

and Happy Birthday for tomorrow!

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:37, archived)

ha!

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:37, archived)

This shit is bananas

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nick the greek, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:40, archived)

Hahaha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:55, archived)

On a related shit-from-above theme

happy birthday tomorrow.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:45, archived)

yay-one more plop

sweet stuff

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:05, archived)

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:53, archived)

Happy birthday in advance

and your animation is lovely. Surely you should be receiving gifts like this?

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My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:59, archived)

ahem, mind if i drop this here?

Sorry, quick and dirty.
And prolly bindun

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ogwen69 has returned from Reddit, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:07, archived)

arf

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:08, archived)

Pffft!

Have my twatty effort.

Credit Crunchie

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:11, archived)

Hahahahah! YES!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:28, archived)

heh heh

hits me where it's funny

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:04, archived)

nice idea anyway

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:12, archived)

Pahahahahhahah!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:17, archived)

Ahahahahaha

*clicks*

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:18, archived)

haha

this is funnie!

clicks

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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:19, archived)

arf

quick and dirty indeed! but very woo

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:23, archived)

"Oh Barack ack ack ack ack ack ..."

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Ninj, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:26, archived)

Steve Martin again

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:27, archived)

Oh no, my love's at an end.

Oh no, Steve Martin again
and you know it's hard to pretend.
Oh no, Steve Martin again
Too bad I'm losing a friend.
Oh no, Steve Martin again
Oh, will my heart never mend.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:30, archived)

I once walked out of the back entrance of the National Portrait Gallery in London (by mistake), while telling someone about Steve Martin rollerblading

around a museum in L.A. Story.

Just as i finished a guy in a business suit and a flapping brown raincoat came whoosing past on rollerblades clutching a briefcase.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:39, archived)

He had grey hair and I didn't really catch a good look at his face.

So I assumed it was Steve.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)

Was it Inspector Gadget?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)

ooh-oooooh!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)

I had a crush on Penny's dog*

On that note, goodnight you lovely people

* You expecting a "lies" down here or something? :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:42, archived)

:D I know you far too well.

Nighty night, most favourite of Dixies.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:43, archived)

pleased to meet you.. wont you guess my name

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arrangedletters, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:45, archived)

:D best misunderstanding ever.

I've clicked this post.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:46, archived)

lol :D

i was out last night and there was frnech people with instruments jamming so i joined in.. we played this but i was too drunk so i forgot the sodding chorus.. how i managed that i'm not really sure.. but it was still fun :D

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arrangedletters, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:48, archived)

I'd have grabbed the bongos

naturally. I have a congenital gift for bongos.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:49, archived)

there was djembes and cardboard tubes.

which i also my hands attacked with vim and vigour :)

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arrangedletters, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:50, archived)

DJEMBES

We've got one of them. It's got a lizard on it that looks like my baby Fran-Ban-Woo-Pie-Fantastico.

Edit: Nighty night all, I'm off home.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:53, archived)

i have one too

my dog took a wee on it yesterday, twice!

EDIT: G'Night

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arrangedletters, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:54, archived)

Could well have been a mix of the two now you mention it

It was a Gadget style raincoat

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)

Indeed...

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Ninj, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:30, archived)

is that his medic alert bracelet?

in case of emergency phone 1-800-HOCKEYMOM

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)

She says "Hockey Mom" but really she means 'Ice Hockey Mom'

There's a big difference. An Ice Hockey mom sits in an air conditioned ice rink on comfy seats with all mod-cons at her disposal and their kid all safely padded up.

A Hockey Mom stands around in the rain on some muddy grass watching her kid get big wodden sticks swung at their legs every 5 seconds and the occasional ball in the face at short corners.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:47, archived)

Nice shadow

now do Olive to go with him.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:29, archived)

cindy mccain is about as emaciated as olive oil; perfect

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:14, archived)

Hahaha

That's ace! *click*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:30, archived)

Ah! You may know...

When i rotate a pixel drawing in PS is there any way i can stop it from 'rastering' or whatever it does?

Any help would be appreciated.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:09, archived)

braw!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:35, archived)

"errmm.. those things on your hands,

those are tumors.
muscles shouldn't look like this"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3RAZf1VK1s

found it :D

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:42, archived)

very nice :D

his face hasprovided a magical assortment of images to edit from...

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arrangedletters, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:46, archived)

As good as this is (And it did get an actual "lol" from me)

I can't wait for the election be to be over and done with!

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Addyjoe, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:57, archived)

splendid ,splendid, thrice splendid

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:08, archived)

Couldnt do any worse....

(scowners shagged his mum on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:09, archived)

Hooray!

Or should I say 'rrrrufff!'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)

RRRRRRRRRRUFFFFFFFFF!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)

*warms Trelly's hands with her pants*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)

*gleeeeeeees*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)

One day I shall make you come round

purely so you can bathe in the glorious wonder that is the wife's Percy impression. He's a mimic anyway, but this is so perfect.

Consequently I get called Edmund or a little tease quite a lot now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:15, archived)

I love Tim McInnerny

He's a sweety :)

You got the Tudor thigh highs?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)

:D I do too, bless him.

Was I planning on? Can you show them to me? Damn this amnesia.

edit: fucking hell I'm stupid today. I wish. If I had, and a goatee, I bet I could keep you forever.

By bet I mean hope. By hope I mean I've had a bad year, don't let that pressure you or anything.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:19, archived)

Long as it's not just me...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)

Oh hell no.

I want to beat the shit out of Bob.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:38, archived)

Cos Gabrielle Glaister is odd

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:59, archived)

round

's Percy im ex

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:19, archived)

I just sneezed

Want tissue

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)

*Puts tissue in hand and holds hand out* face in, blow.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:22, archived)

*FÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜT*

*schnüffel*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:23, archived)

Lovely.

Now go and wash your hands and face before you have your tea.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)

*runs off upstairs to bathroom*

Clompclompclompclompclompclomp
wüüüsch
Clompclompclompclompclomptrip
*thunk*
* * * ** * * *** **
* * ** ***** *** * *
* * ** * * ** * * * **
* * * **** * ***** * * *
fgkfglfjertb 5 5 6zt h

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:28, archived)

Oh, you.

*hug* too endearingly odd, that's your trouble.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:30, archived)

I know... :) x

NOONE UNDERSTANDS MY PAIN

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:31, archived)

*rubs lovely cream into pain*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:34, archived)

MAGIC cream!

They used to have that at my school when I grazed my knees!

mmm magic

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)

And a kiss, and all is better.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)

But you haven't seen where I bruised myself yet :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:37, archived)

Who are you talking to?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:38, archived)

True.

*presents bruise for inspection*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:39, archived)

mwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwa!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)

:D *goes home on a gleebubble*

nite lovely!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)

Night duck!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)

liddlebitopolysticks

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)

One of my faves of yours :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:24, archived)

hahahaha

That is very true

even better because Tony is a huge Labour supporter

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)

And a c***.

You forgot c***.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:25, archived)

very nice indeed

and thanks wasp box for giving me the clue i needed, i though it was wossy looking rough.

*mind addled.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:15, archived)

RRRRRRRRRuffff

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)

hahahahahha, but is is a good use of his time and resources?

*headbutts*

:D

I've had enough of work for the day, BYYYEEEE!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:20, archived)

Has anyone else seen the 5 hour (ish) I heart the Blackadders documentary that's been on?

It was on one of those ex-UK channels. You know, the ones called Dave, Watch, Alibi, Bob Holness + 1 or whatever.

It was good and i feel a pre-cursor to them showing the entire Blackadder series over xmas. They had amost of the cast talking about it and didn't rule out doing another series btw.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)

UKTV Gold.

One of the ones I don't have.

Rowan's not very keen on the old acting, these days. Prefers to drive F1 cars in to things.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:27, archived)

do you have a

virginmedia cable coming into the house? ( regardless of contract )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:31, archived)

I have absolutely not a clue.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:32, archived)

I hear they're turning off the TV soon anyway.

The "Why Don't You" law comes into effect in another few of years

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:35, archived)

*isn't Ant McPartlin*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)

find out if you do and I will

contact you with information that will get you free TV ( every single channel on the virgin cable network ( ex NTL or Telewest is the same ) for little under £100 and never pay anything again.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)

Ooooh! You clever chap!

Thank you lovely!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:37, archived)

Is this 'fishy business'?

Phantom boxes?

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:43, archived)

no.

eurovox

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:48, archived)

Whatever it is

you're a diamond. I'll get someone more technically gifted than myself (anyone, then) to have a look tonight.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:50, archived)

Yes. I have indeed

watched that with glee.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:28, archived)

i'm sorry

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:07, archived)

*snort*

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:09, archived)

nice one

my passport pic's all look like him.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)

Anyone know why this handsome chap is called Freebase?

Edit: Just as I suspected, no

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:11, archived)

all your bases are released to him

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8311364

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:24, archived)

hahah lovely

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)

who is this anyway?

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:14, archived)

just don't ask how much time i wasted

it gets bigger

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:07, archived)

Ahhhhh, the Oval Office misses its fun days

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:08, archived)

the oval orifice?

is that what they call her now?

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:09, archived)

They do now!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:11, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)

how much time you wasted?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:08, archived)

How much time did you waste

fwapping while making this?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:08, archived)

you've no idea

those legs pointing skyward took some finding, you'd think it'd be easy.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)

Marvellous work!

I love the attention to detail. I'm annoyed I can only give this the one click.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:08, archived)

mccain works wonders

with his hot oven chip

(

Elvis impersonator, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:09, archived)

this is good, and then the bottom right hand corner

makes it great!

But is he pulling that face because he's trying to fuck while she still has her tights on?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:09, archived)

pop eye?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)

No thanks, I've just had one

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)

hahahahaha

Steve Martin

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)

He really is a ridiculous rubber-faced cunt

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)

Who, Steve Martin?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:26, archived)

hahaha, crikey!

a dinosaur and creationist together at last

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:42, archived)

Hahahaha

splendid :)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:34, archived)

amscock

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Octo I ruin everything., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)

I *heart* Alan Sugar!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)

Is he...

actually made of sugar? I bet the ants love him.

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Octo I ruin everything., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)

I bet he is made of jam doughnuts!

Super Nice Jam Doughnuts where the Jam is Custard!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)

I always wonder why they don't make Jam AND Custard Doughnuts, like together.

They'd be a happy medium :)

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)

That would be madness!

Then I would have no excuse to buy 2 doughnuts!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)

mmmmmmm

*remembers he is making banoffee pie and posting on b3ta*

*anticipates the glory of pie / b3ta related goodness to come*

hmmmmmmmm

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Octo I ruin everything., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)

:( I want Noffe Pie :(

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)

The

bastarding biscuit base hasn't set properly though. Don't think I used enough butter.

(

Octo I ruin everything., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)

How many bisqwits and how much butter did you use?

I hope you used McVities Digestives....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)

250 grams of mcvites digestives

and 100g of melted butter. It's my first go though and I'm sure the dulce, whipped cream, nanas and chocolate will make up for it :-)

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Octo I ruin everything., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)

If you insist on talking dirty

then I must demand either:

Part of this wonderful foody thing
Something to hump

OR

a distraction.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:07, archived)

Like Andrew's Cousin?

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)

Is that Custard and Jam?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)

I miss the old days

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)

Aye,

colouring in time with Uncle Thor was always fun :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)

but that's what makes them so great

:D

nighty night

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)

Did you have a logon before this one?

I thought you were older than me.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:02, archived)

Was he tetsuo or something like that?

I remember it all kicked off not long after I started here

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)

That's Hats, unless I'm much mistaken.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)

*smacks self around the head*

I thought that's who you meant. I'm not concentrating. I'm sorry. I'll go now.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:07, archived)

NO DON'T GO

Or if you must, wear a tighter skirt while you do it, and give us a wiggle.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:09, archived)

no, I just mean the old days with Ironman/hats, Thor, Bobs and me actually having time to draw stuff

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:07, archived)

there were more of us, you know :-(

(:D I know, I'm joking)

It was lovely. I miss the draw offs. Especially now I can text doodles to the internets.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:07, archived)

I know what you mean.

I miss all of that stuff and i miss the irascible ZootCadillac. They should bring him back.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:11, archived)

Nah, I'm glad they banned that cunt. Good riddance I say.

/doesn't actually remember that particular guise or indeed why he was banned blog ;)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:38, archived)

he must be in a home by now musn't he?

he was fairly ancient even back then...

*fucking scarpers for the hills*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)

you pesky kids and your japes.

just you wait. *shakes arthritic fist*

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:59, archived)

Hahahaha

i've just played that quiz!

Got 6/10

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)

What quiz is that then?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)

It's on the BBC homepage

I'd provide a link but that'd be too easy

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)

How do you spell BBC?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)

Bubbleyou-boo, bine bee bex.

The only thing on phonejacker that makes me laugh is that.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)

I fucking hate that programme!

But when he was on Soccer AM, he was actually very amusing.

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)

I don't really like it either

but the preceeding b voice does tickle me.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)

you have to keep track of your own score!??!

fooking lazy BBC bastads

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)

Well, it tells you at the end...

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7671677.stm

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)

I got 6 out of 10

too. This despite me having half of those models. I even got the apple 2 question wrong and i have one in the loft.

I am very hungover.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)

I got 8 out of 10

I need to get out more

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:07, archived)

I really should have got them all.

each answer I got wrong was a "Oh for fuck's sake Craig, you knew that" moment.

Ah well. Fond memories though. The Pet 4 was my first ever computer. The BBC being wankers though needed to have included the Amiga but because it shit all over their Archimedes rebadged junk they hated it then and probably do today.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)

heh

tho I do remember once being told "acorn's going to take over the world" and I thought "bollocks"

this is when there was actually still original commercial acorn going on.

of course they were sort of right ultimately, depending on point of view

bloody arm's in eveything now.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)

hehe, it took a while though.

I don't have anything arm based. I don't think I do. I'm pretty sure it's an intel in my HTC exec.

I won't be getting on the trendy wagon and getting an eeeeeeepc or whatever is going on there these days.

I might get a Nokia N96 though, it looks good and my HTC is aging a bit.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:20, archived)

I don't have a compelling need for a laptop, and if I did it'd probably be a high performance one anyway

it would be nice to have some laptop with 3g + stereo bluetooth, but being a peon I can't afford it, and even if I wasn't a peon I'd be somewhat twitchy for paying over the odds for tiered and restricted services

really I just want mobile broadband I can abuse the same way I do with my household broadband and not be concerned with stupid metered crap

was pondering some random chinese phones with big screens and a few interesting features (cost peanuts) but I wonder about the quality issues with them, I wanted to get a mobile phone wristwatch too but seems they are pretty appalling generally.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:31, archived)

I too was condidering those phones.

They sem to have all the stuff in all the right places. I was going to open an ebay shop for my sone to get his head into business and well, Chinese electronics seem a good way to go. It's a big risk as many of the trade leads I've followed up don't want to send samples to a non established business. ( I can't convince them that my construction company is going to market electronics )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:34, archived)

yeah, the joy of alibaba.com :)

I've noticed that for most companies specifications consists of shipping volumes and payment terms and nothing else. Which is all the more annoying for those random little things I find myself needing that I know are made in random chinese sweat shops and end up costing over the odds over here.

I've found one company that seems kosher, they'll sell individual items to private individuals, still need to buy in bulk off them to get proper bargains though www.chinavasion.com not to be confused with www.chinavision.com who seem to copy their website and cause mayhem..

out of all the looking I've done only found one that seems to have a good enough reputation for me to spend $$ with.

I thought you did business in china previously?

But, surely a construction company might want to make gifts to potential clients as part of happy fun business interaction?

Guess if you aren't buying in K quantities you don't matter. :)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:45, archived)

I've done business in China on the past

but in a different area. I don't have a problem with volume and will happily buy 200 units of an item. I just would like to see some product before I find I'm embarrassed trying to shift a load of old tat on ebay ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:56, archived)

oh it's all shite, let's be honest :)

the thing that's stopping me going nuts and trying to flog a load of crap is that I wonder about how many returns there'd be, quality control seems to consist of putting a little "QA Approved" sticker on everything and carting it up

I'd add a 0 to that 200 units to be honest :)

Dunno what the answer is to getting samples short of actually visiting the companies themselves.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:01, archived)

6/10 and they were all guesses

yay for my geeky spirit guide.

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fannycradock, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:06, archived)

Yay, 8/10

I've never felt so alive!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:20, archived)

or indeed,

looked so fabulous.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:24, archived)

Thanks, sexy troose :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:33, archived)

it tells you your score at the bottom

you crazy nonce.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)

after you have to remember what you answered for each question

:-S

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)

"Where's the soap?"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)

I failed utterly

with a miserable four. And I am a child of that time.

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Octo I ruin everything., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)

I got 3,

but I am not old.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)

6/10 for me

/hangs head in shame

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)

9/10

Not sure whether to be proud or ashamed.

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Ptortoise, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:02, archived)

can't be real

The Amstrad is working

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)

hahahaha-brill

well good use of kb's

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)

My Baby loves "Walrus Man Art"

It keeps the lil' bugger sane
Click for Lil' bigger bugger (219KB)

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Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)

Arf!

What is wrong with the fuckers on Deal or No Deal!?!?

Contestant: Ill have box 3 please
Box Person: *opens*
Audience: Ooooooh!
Noel Belm-monds: £35,000 gone!
Box Person: Sorry Darling.

Why the fuck are you sorry box person? Contestant is the twat that chose that box!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)

Contestant : YOU BASTARD! I NEEDED THAT MONEY!

*punches*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)

Noel Belm-monds: *BELM*

Mr Blobby: BLOBBY BLOBBY BLOBBY!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)

Contestant : I didn't mean 3, I meant 13.

Can we re-record that bit again?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)

Hahahahahah, they need to do a special episode with Blobby as the contestant :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)

AND GARRY BUSHELL ON GOTCHA WITH THE ROLYPOLIES!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)

She'll end up stealing the money anyway...dey do doe don't dey doe

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)

Dey do do dat down dere dont dey!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)

Has it killed Pierre Luigi Collina?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)

Awwww!

Is it wrong that I find that sweet?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)

I found it a bit sickly

maybe because it was still warm

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)

Is that baby a baby sucking your scrotum or are you just pleased to see me?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)

PEDDLEFILE!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)

Bike molestation?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)

no-one's ever pleased to see you...

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)

YOUR MA LOL

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)

CALLING ALL TANKS

*downloads*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)

My scrotum doesn't have nipples

winnets, yes, but not nipples

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:03, archived)

Yes

I am afraid since the demise of an outstanding footballing performance as a referee,
Mr Collina had become our Gas Meter Reader.
This resides in the basement, just next to baby! My Fault was stoned and forgot to tell him :(

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Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)

fcuk!!!!!quick....

pass me my crucifix

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:11, archived)

Arrrrgghhh! Kill it with torches and burning pitchforks!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)

My baby loves Anus WalMart R

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)

hahahaha

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)

hehehe

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)

KIDS WITH TITS!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)

Are better then Chicks with dicks!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)

it's all in the mix

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)

baby snatcher

,,,puts baby back

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)

Your baby is disturbing and should be kept in a cage.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)

not again

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)

Aaaaaa..

..aaaaargh!

(MattDP (Squiggle), Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)

shoobiedoobiedooda band

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)

Yay!

No more weird spots :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)

Inspired by The Thing!?

Sort of a combo of my last 2 posts:
www.b3ta.com/board/8836182
www.b3ta.com/board/8835652

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..wil, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)

Cor, that's fantastic :D

Excellent stuff!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)

loves it when u ink them:)

still always good tho

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Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)

Beautiful!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)

Nice Xmas Card

Teehee

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Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)

ZX Spectrum on Acid

Doonkey??
:P

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)

merv!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)

Haha :D

Nice

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)

I really like your drawings

please do not take my coloring serious ;)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)

You are better at it than I am :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)

No don't.

as it's me that takes the colouring seriously ;)

click thumbs for bigger than the moon.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:07, archived)

wow!

see what y' mean bigger-ace stuff

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:19, archived)

"Lone"

edit:fuck you all, I'm not going to change it :P
*goes off to cry, aloan*

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)

Ha ha ha!

But lone?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)

It's the Martian spelling.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)

thanks,

yes, its like US english.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)

Haha! Epic.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)

lone?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)

"lone"?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)

leave him aloan

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)

I'm so roanery

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)

lone, lol!

Nicely!

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Joliet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)

where do i sign up?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)

everyone's a cunt

everyone's a cunt
everyone's a cunt
everyone's a cunt
everyone's a cunt
everyone's a cunt
everyone's a cunt
everyone's a cunt
everyone's a cunt

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)

everyone's a cunt?

everyone's a cunt?
everyone's a cunt?
everyone's a cunt?
everyone's a cunt?
everyone's a cunt?
everyone's a cunt?
everyone's a cunt?
everyone's a cunt?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)

oh yes, everyone's a cunt

oh yes, everyone's a cunt
oh yes, everyone's a cunt
oh yes, everyone's a cunt
oh yes, everyone's a cunt
oh yes, everyone's a cunt
oh yes, everyone's a cunt
oh yes, everyone's a cunt
oh yes, everyone's a cunt

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)

All together now!

Everyone's a cunt
Everyone's a cunt
Everyone's a cunt
Everyone's a cunt
Everyone's a cunt
Everyone's a cunt
Everyone's a cunt
Everyone's a cunt

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)

i'll never know....

/swear filter

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)

LONE???

Sorry, tis very good, but the standard of literacy amongst today's youth...

*tuts and smokes pipe*

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)

Tiut it!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)

*tiuts it*

(what does that involve?)

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)

Hahaha

Excellent :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)

Lone? etc etc

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)

excellence

you have the bull by the horns

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)

hahahaha

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)

???

Edit: Got it. Brilliant.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)

arf!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)

oh god

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)

Hahaha

Took a sec

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)

Hahahaha

oh fuck

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)

Color Me Pink supports breast cancer survivors

By Jenny Gordon - A breast cancer survivor admits she hadn't been taking care of herself prior to being diagnosed, while another realized the constant pain in her breast just didn't feel right.

(ARoodoneEntime, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)

I like to sneak into women's houses late at night

and put marbles in their bras.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)

office supressed snort there

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Just Flange, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)

I laughed so hard

a bit of colon came out

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)

Here you go.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)

thanks

*tucks it up myself*

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)

That's given me semi.

;

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)

there's a joke in there somewhere

about getting a semi colon after bowel cancer

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)

Color Me Red supports bowel cancer survivors

By Jenny Gordon - A bowel cancer survivor admits she hadn't been taking care of herself prior to being diagnosed, while another realized the constant pain up her ringpiece just didn't feel right.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)

pfffft!

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)

Color me Beige supports retirement survivors

By Jenny Gordon - A retirement survivor admits she hadn't been taking care of herself prior to being diagnosed, while another realized the constant smell of piss and cabbage just didn't feel right..

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)

heh..

as long as it doesn't end in a full stop!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)

pretend it's a cough

always works for me

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)

brables in their mars!

O_O

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)

i once punched a chic in the tit so hard

her tit flew up, hit her in the face and knocked her out.

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null and void, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)

HMMMMMMMMM NICE CAUSE,

MASSIVE FAIL THOUGH

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Just Flange, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)

A lot of us work bloody hard on the stuff we put up on here

And you've just pushed some of it off the main board. Thanks a lot.

Cancer or no.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)

he has really seen it all..

(hobbledehoy don't make me laugh..bitterly, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)

get back to stitching my shoes

/ac

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)

hahahaha :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)

I'm not sure what you mean here

but a good start would be to read the FAQ

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)

I like to sneak into womens' houses late at night

and put couscous in their panties

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)

The correct term for that foodstuff is

'Cat Litter'

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)

you're doing it wrong

... add water and pomegranate and pine nuts and chicken mince.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)

I love all the other stuff, the meat, the tagine 'n all

but the cat grit makes me boke.

I guess it's a texture thing.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)

yeah

I'm not owwa keen tbh - why not just have rice.

Mrs. UnderCover (in her infinite wisdom) is batty over the stuff, so I've had to come up with interesting ways of making it taste good.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)

Yes indeed!

Rice is always my weapon of choice in the hunt for cat grit alternatives.

especially if you cook the rice in stock, rather than just salt water.

nyom nyom nyom...

I'm hungry now

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)

me too

one of my favourite tricks to is add beans or peas to the rice and stock mix... and saffron.

nom nom nom

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)

or, another cracker is:

tear up a big handful of fresh coriander when the rice is done and stir it through - that's really lovely, too.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)

or do a shit on it

right on it

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)

Well, that's an option

Let me know how that goes, yes?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)

RIGHT ON IT!

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)

I sneak in

and wank into their hats.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)

public service really

... although it's having a dreadful impact on the hat pin industry

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)

failsock for you.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)

I like failsock

for some reason I really identify with it on a personal level... I think it's the hair.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)

Arf!

excellent...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)

Hahahaha

Reminds me of a kid at my school who was famous for being fikk.

I remember an idiot savant moment of his when doing averages in Geography, and he asked "How many people are average, though?"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)

hahaha did you make that?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)

nabbed it off a Yoplait ad, sad to say.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)

haha it was the yellow hair that had me wondering :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)

mine's mostly gray..

what little there is of it :D

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)

yay-failsock!

luv the french fries or is it me?

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)

Less photoshopping next time!

and :

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)

quickest repost ever

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)

I like to sneak into women's houses late at night

and put my willy in their fannies.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)

I like to sneak into women's houses late at night

and put my hammer through their skulls
/ripper blog

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)

now, you've just ruined it for the rest of us

it's people like you that give sneaking into women's houses a bad name.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)

Please don't kick me out of the guild.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)

Color Me Brown supports heammaroid sufferers

By Jenny Gordon - A heammaroid sufferer admits she hadn't been taking care of herself prior to being diagnosed with the grapes of wrath, while another realized the constant pain in her arse just didn't feel right.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)

Not enough nerve to put it in a new thread, eh :P

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)

hahahaha, no, definitely not ;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)

Grapes of Wrath....

*LOLs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)

Ha Ha! As a Viz reader I support more of this kind of thing

When Nobbys Piles had a pile transplant, the doctor told him "For the first 6 weeks they'll throb like buggery while the stitches heal, and after that, they'll throb like buggery"

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)

look, it's a good cause

but you are being rude

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)

I know it probably makes me a cunt for saying so

but I think cancer in general gets too much charity money and too much attention ... and breast cancer is one of the worst for this (in proportion to other charities).

There are other (much less marketable) things which deserve a lot more attention... should we have a colour me brown for Colon Cancer? What colour is it for Heart Attacks or Dementia?

Anyway - rant over.

Apparently I should keep my stupid opinions to myself.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)

THIS^^^^^ With added Get Tae Fuck!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)

cancer gets too much money and too much attention?

are you a troll or what?

This is one of the stupidest things i think i have everheard anyone say.

Marketable? Where do you think the money goes?

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)

that's rich

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)

no - not even a tiny little bit

it's true.

The chances of you surviving breast cancer are fairly high... not true of a lot of the less easy to talk about cancers... get lung cancer and you're fucked, colon cancer? fucked. Brain tumour? But still there are millions and millions of pounds raised for breast cancer while it would be much better spent elsewhere...

then - things like Dementia. It's a HUGE problem and a real problem. What's the dementia charity called? Who knows and who cares? No night time walks for them... no wear pink days... try and forget about them and feel good about the breast cancer money we're raising.

It riles me quite a lot.

stupidest things you've ever heard anyone say? I stand by it - possibly it's a little tactless, but still I think breast cancer receives a disproportionately high amount of charity fund raising and it would be better if it were used more equitably.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)

Kidney cancer is where it's at

all the hip people know this.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)

would you mind if i posted a link to this on a few websites?

i think they would be very interested in your opinions.

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)

troll

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)

well - I don't mind really

but if you're going to stick in on 'mywifediedofbreastcancer.com' then I don't see the benefit of it.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)

My wife is the senior

finance director for a large cancer charity and she says come down from up your own arse.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)

haha I thought you'd gone!

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:03, archived)

I'm sorry to have upset her

honestly... I'm sure I don't know what I'm talking about.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)

unbelievably i think his comment was aimed at me

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)

yeah - well -

if I hadn't wound you up we wouldn't be here.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)

Although not life-threatening, and certainly not as severe as dementia,

I suffer from something called 'Cluster Headaches', which (as a little wikipedia searching will show) are often referred to as 'suicide' headaches for a very good reason.
Having suffered with them for now nearly 10 years, for 5 of those years I was unable to be diagnosed due to lack of specialists and severe lack of research into the condition.
even more depressing was the treatment, of which there is no 'cure' and very little in the way of effective treatment due to lack of effective funding of research, yet it's something I've had for 10 years, and more than likely something I'll have for the next 20-25 years as well, and it's become increasingly common.
When I do have 'attacks' I really do wish for a treatment, as the prospect of literally banging my head against a wall or injecting myself with sumitriptan for temporary relief for a couple of hours to diffuse the pain over a 30+ year period is quite depressing at times, as when attacks happen, they often end up like this poor chap...
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=UzpcPeoPnW0

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)

it sounds dreadful - and this is my point

it's frustrating to me to think what a significant difference a little money would make towards research into areas like this.

Also - have you been offered oxygen?

www3.interscience.wiley.com/journal/119570329/abstract?CRETRY=1&SRETRY=0

Fifty-two randomly selected patients diagnosed as having either active episodic or chronic cluster headaches were evaluated for symptomatic response to oxygen inhalation. At the onset of attacks, 100% oxygen was administered through a facial mask at a rate of 7 liters per minute, for 15 minutes. Each patient self-treated ten attacks, and timed the rated reduction of pain. A successful treatment result required complete or almost complete reduction of pain in seven of ten attacks, within 15 minutes.In a second (crossover) trial involving an additional 50 patients, sublingual ergotamine tartrate (ErgomarÒ) was compared to oxygen inhalation for symptomatic relief of cluster attacks. Each patient treated ten attacks with either preparation in accordance with the crossover design. Oxygen was administered as described above. Sublingual ergotamine was used every five minutes, to a maximum of three tablets, if necessary.In the first trial 3952 (75%) of patients obtained significant relief from cluster pain. The greatest benefit (92.9%) was found among episodic patients under 50 years of age. The least benefit (57%), was found among chronic patients over 49 years of age. In the second trial, results among oxygen users were better (82%) than those of ergotamine users (70%), but not significantly. Rapidity of relief was similar in both groups.The results of both series indicate that oxygen inhalation is an efficacious symptomatic treatment for cluster attacks. It is superior to ergotamine since there are neither complications nor contraindications to its use. Ergotamine, however, has the advantage of convenience.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)

Science runs through us...

Making us Gods

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:06, archived)

but why at a cost to another cause

do you want some giant oversight committee redistributing charitable donations among all charities? You say "I think cancer in general gets too much money and too much attention". You go on to mention "Heart Attacks or Dementia?" as other more worthwhile causes. My perception is that receive an equal amount of attention. The Altzheimer's society and the british heart foundation are both well funded and high profile charities but of course could use more money, as could all charities. And that is what makes your comment seem wrong to me because surely cancer charities also need as much money as they can get. Why in your eyes does cancer not deserve as much attention. My guess is this... you have simply taken exception to the manner in which breast cancer charities in particular raise money.

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:19, archived)

not at all - although I take your point

I have no problem with the way in which breast cancer charities make their money -- and perhaps I have expressed myself poorly and put across my opinion too strongly and with too little tact.

I do think that... what do I think...?

okay - for example - I used to fund raise a bit for Marie Curie and we used to get next to nothing compared with a lot of other cancer charities and my feelings at the time were very much that a big part of this was people found the idea of palliative care unpalatable. I have had close relative die with dementia and the care they received and the help available to them, while good when they got it, was criminally short in supply.

I don't begrudge any one charity any money - and I'm certainly not advocating a centrally planned ministry of charities which gives out money according to committee - BUT I do believe that some charities are easier to fund raise for than others, and that there's a finite amount of charitable giving available and that large popular charities do well at the expense of smaller less popular ones... there we go - that's my point - I'm not sure that the large charities (despite often being able to fund raise in large amounts) always offer the best value for money and that other charities who find it more difficult to fund raise may be able to better deploy even a small fraction of their large budgets.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:33, archived)

if I'm wrong - brilliant

I've over-estimated the amounts large charities waste and under-estimated the amount of good they do.

Still though I know a lot of people who work for charities in other areas and they could use money, even tiny bits of money and I just don't see them ever getting as much as they should when the majority of it goes to breast cancer.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:43, archived)

but tits are nice!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)

Colour for Dementia?

White, no wait, Black, no, hang on... Yellow, or was it Blue? Green maybe?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)

Why am I looking at your dog?

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:21, archived)

Nipple Bear

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)

i love this! :D

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)

hehe ^_^

I'm liking these

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)

are you like this?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)

am I like what?

liking
n.
1. A feeling of attraction or love; fondness.
2. Preference or taste.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)

a titty bear?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)

maybe's aye maybe's no

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)

hahaha

I want a nipple bear!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)

Will you settle for a bare nipple?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)

how hairy is it?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)

It's fairly resplendent.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)

Is it one of yours?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)

If that's what you want

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)

WRONG!

Which must be why I'm clicking this...

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..wil, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)

:D A FRESH KIND OF MADNESS

how you feeling today?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)

Better

although, I managed an hour 15 minutes of sleep last night...which probably explains this.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)

if you will pop a bucket load of

ecstasy pills with your coco then you're going to have to expect to still be awake at 3 in the morning.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)

oh good lordy... Hahahahah, that's AMAZING!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)

Very wrong....

But click'd all the same!

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Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

well that's a fuckin hatstand innit?

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Just Flange, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)

haha

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)

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DogHorse plop, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)

hahaha

what the

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)

tops

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)

toot toot

viva mothercare

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)

"Pok!"

Ha ha ha

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King Ralph is drunk, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:51, archived)

This Is Odd

But also very good

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Sheep!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)

So THATS what the female gremlin from Gremlins 2 went on to...

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:09, archived)

Nail + Head = this picture!

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Joliet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)

you want me to nail my head to this picture?

... erm... okay then

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)

what seams to be the problem here?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)

It is pretty seamy

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)

They tried to feed me after midnight

but ah said no no no...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)

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