I'm sure you'll agree it's great to see Chris Packham back on our screens.Perhaps now would be a good opportunity to share your Chris Packham anecdotes with your fellow forum users.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:55,
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Langham/Packham?Wasn't Packham that bleached blonde idiot from kids TV ages ago?
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You're right he is the bleached blonde generally great guyand one of the nation's best loved presenters.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:04,
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I really fancied him when he did the really wild show with a mohawkhe was very sexy to my 8 year old self.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:57,
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I would still dress up as a puffin and let him have a go on my bum.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:58,
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Me too*sadface*
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:58,
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similarlyMichaela Strachan!
sadly she's looking a bit old now
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CowJam, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:21,
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just done an image searchhe munts.
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:01,
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Now yesback then, not so much
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:04,
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nah i remember him nowthat cunt's always munted
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:08,
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I love your turn of phrase. I think I'll use it tomorrow(
fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:11,
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i also do bar mitzvahs(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:13,
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Yeah, me too(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:05,
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We went picking strawberries together once.Well, I saw him picking strawberries once. Sort of. He was driving out of the farm car park as we drove in.
Except it wasn't Chris Packham, it was Ted Moult. Golden times.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:57,
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was he the double glazing guy that shot his face off, thereby inspiring Kurt Cobain to do the same?not the double glazing adverts of course. that would be silly
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That's the onewell-remembered, you must be old like me.
Interesting idea, Ted Mould being the cultural forefather of Kurt Cobain. I reckon there's a Media Studies thesis in that.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:12,
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i just remember my dad dropping a feather next to our cheapo double glazingand looking extremely disconsolate when it blew half way across the lounge.
there wasn't even a helicopter outside or anything!
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Hahadid he also used to get you to stand the other side and shout, then look disconsolate when he could hear you perfectly clearly?
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:15,
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Ohh, ok then, for all those not interested, here a couple of lovely dogs.www.flickr.com/photos/mr90nz0/3595404377/
www.flickr.com/photos/mr90nz0/3595410181/
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:57,
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i want the second one(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:59,
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if I can have the first one, it's a deal.who is the chap on the left in the first one?
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i just wanted to ask where he got his sandals fromthey're lovely!
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Hah, they're Lotto.The shop owner gave them to me as a gift =D
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:17,
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Awww.I couldn't go there, I'd end up bringing home the lot of them. If they didn't have the passport rules.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:59,
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www.b3ta.com/talk/6181861
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:58,
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We refer to him humourously as Chris Packet(
Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:58,
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I thought I saw Chris Packham on a bus once.But I don't know who he is, so it might not have been him.
I'm going to repost this, if glued eel's Buses QOTW ever gets picked.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:59,
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ahhh my good friend chris, i first met him in the spring of 1983, we were both young and on an outwards bound course in waleshe was from the other school across town, he raped me :(((((
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mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:02,
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I'm glad that it probably wasn't him that I saw on a bus, now.He sounds like a right bastard.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:04,
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he hurt me quite badly, i couldn't tell anyone as i was ashamed of myself for getting an erection during it, now i understand that wasn't my choice(
mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:06,
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What I would give to live but for one minute as you :'((
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:07,
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Politics!I live in America and we don't have proper news here. I've heard rumblings of an election in Europe tomorrow and that the BNP may take some seats. Is this actually possible?
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EvS, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:09,
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Are people upset about that?I thought they were basically skinhead nazi types.
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EvS, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:11,
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SuperMatt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:13,
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The Nazis were a lot more competent, though.And more coherent.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:14,
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:16,
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SuperMatt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:17,
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world domination, I'd bet.of anything not on a high shelf. Tall people might be our undoing.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:19,
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*puts hand on your forehead*Go on, annex my Sudetenland, go on, in your own time.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:20,
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bastard irishyou come down here and say that *swings little fists*
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:21,
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If I crouch down behind him, you push him overHe'll never see THAT coming.
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SuperMatt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:46,
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Yepbut recent events have shown a few MPs to be self-serving bastards.
So angry stupid people are voting, probably against their own interest, for UKIP and the BNP as protest votes.
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ArthurTheRat, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:14,
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And quite right too.If it annoys the plebs or makes their lives more difficult, I'm in favour of it.
I'm disgusted by all those idiots who complain about it. They should be grateful their money was spent to fund the lifestyles of such wonderful, upstanding individuals.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:15,
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They knew it was against the rules, and some took it anyway.Admittedly they may have had the agreement of the regulatory body, who are apparently a bunch of retards.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:17,
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there are very few examples where anyone broke the rulesand most of them seem to be error rather than malice
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well, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:19,
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There are rules saying the expenses have to be wholly and exclusively related to their political duty and staying somewhere other than their main address.I think there are plenty of examples of things which are certainly not necessary for that purpose. Such as the usual moats, swimming pools etc, or mortgage payments on a flat for someone who already outright owns properties in that area.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:24,
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then why were the claims approved if they were against the rules?(
well, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:25,
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As I said above,'Admittedly they may have had the agreement of the regulatory body, who are apparently a bunch of retards.'
There's been some mention of MPs correspondence with the body, where the MPs basically bully and whine until their claims are accepted.
They didn't think anyone else would look at what was going on, so there was no reason to have any restraint.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:29,
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but, they didn't break any rules (most of them)it's just a media witch hunt
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well, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:38,
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Certainly it's a media witch hunt.But I'm fairly confident a number have broken rules and hopefully they'll be dealt with criminally.
The witch hunt may have the benefit of provoking the formation of a better system that's less ambiguous and less open to abuse.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:42,
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dream onall it did was get the fringe parties more of the vote
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well, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:47,
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Depends how long it goes on for really.I expect we'll all forget about it during the 'consultancy' type phase, so that whoever's in power when it boils over can reinstate much the same system.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:50,
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exactly, there's not much you can do differently while running the countryreact to events and try not to fuck up too badly, what difference does it make who's in power?
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well, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:51,
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Other countries manage to be open and fair about their expenses, I'm sure we could manage if we put our minds to it.If it's all published, there's a serious incentive to behave well, because they've now seen what happens when the media finds a story like this.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:53,
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of course,instate this new system by all means, just don't make the prosecutions retroactive
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well, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:56,
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i feel sorry for the ones that acted within the rules yet are being made into pariahsjust because they claimed for curtains or some other bollocks like that
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Some of them are very strange.I don't feel the need to get outraged about a claim for a bathplug.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:43,
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I was listening to Richard Herring todayand he was saying, "if it seems like a trivial thing...then it is trivial to investigate it"
What's the point in spending thousands investigating someone who might have spent £1200 on a new telly when it was entirely within the expenses and allowances rules and regulations?
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Yeah, what's the point in convicting burglars who only stole a small car, or the contents of someone's house.The court and prison costs will outweigh the value of the theft.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:47,
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good point,why not spend that money convicting rapists and the like instead?
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well, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:54,
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But all they've stolen is innocence,and people give that away willingly all the time.
Seriously though, I don't think it's an either/or. You have to convict for a crime even if it's a net loss for that particular case.
Otherwise, there's be no deterrant and the costs from other people committing the same crime will soon outweigh the savings.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:57,
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theft is hardly up there with assaultif there's no threat of physical harm why even bother to prosecute?
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well, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:01,
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Because if someone stole my stuff, I'd say it's deserving of punishment.Are you happy to have your things taken?
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:03,
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did you miss the bit that said "when it was entirely within the expenses and allowances rules and regulations"?i.e. no criminal offence or breach of regulations
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I think the point of investigation is to find out whether it's within the rules or not.Noone's going to investigate something that's clearly fine, except possibly David Cameron because it makes him look good.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:58,
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but surely noone will know whether it is fine or not without investigating it?I'm all for dismissing trivial things based on face value, clearly!
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I'm not saying they should investigate every last claim,I'm saying they should investigate the non-trivial ones that appear dodgy. I think some of the most clear cut ones are MPs who own properties in London but decide to move onto a new one and get the mortgage interest paid for.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:12,
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quite right!i'm glad we agree! *shakes hands over the internet*
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Splendid(
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:27,
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On their salariesThey shouldn't NEED to claim for curtains!
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they don't earn that much(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:46,
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Over £60,000 a year isn't much?That's just the basic starting salary, for a job that requires no qualifications other than popularity.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:48,
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I'd take that for roughly 3x the average salary.Especially if I also get a second home paid for.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:51,
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I think I fall down at the 'popularity' qualification.Also, I'm happy doing what I do now.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:54,
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The fact is that they were entitled to claim for it.It is the system that needs reforming. There is no point closing the stable door after the horse has bolted.
I'm guessing here that you wouldn't therefore claim for something that you were entitled to claim for because it might be unpopular?
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What they took was what they felt to be their earningswhen Maggie "readjusted" salaries in the last recession so that they got less actual cash and more expenses, rather than just actual cash that they'd got before. It's just semantics, but most MPs felt that that 24k was just their salary called under a different name (as that's what it was pre-1990), so no ethical crime was commited.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:18,
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Voting through anger is going to cause more problems :((
SuperMatt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:15,
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do i have to? :(she looks like someone has set fire to her face and put it out with a golf shoe
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as is wanking in anger(
Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:29,
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mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:17,
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oh yes, used to be a bnp bookshop that was their headquaters for years just up the road from me in welling, very racist round that areawww.dkrenton.co.uk/welling.html
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mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:24,
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More like fatarse racists.They lack the motivation to get swastika tattoos.
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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:51,
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No.Except in backward shitholes like Burnley or South Elmsall.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:11,
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I don't think it matters where they're elected, they all toddle off to Europe and represent us.Apparently they're going for it here in Sheffield. I got a leaflet, it was very exciting.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:13,
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Burnley is about 49% asian and 49% thick white racistsI hate Burnley. It's a hateful hateful place.
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Anything is possible(
Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:11,
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it doesn't make any difference anywayi wouldn't worry about it
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well, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:11,
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This is the sort of news I want to see.- Isrealies slaughter palistinians in game of manhunt, palistinians claim to be upset, but are looking foward to the game of Kiss Chase this afternoon.
- Puppy saves kitten from small controled house fire; kitten is reported to be saying "OH NOES ! BUT I IS OK NOW, FANKYOU".
- Manchester United to give Tottenham Hotsper FA Cup in thanks of lovely dinner (you must give me the recipy to that cheesecake).
- George Bush arrives at Heathrow Airport, but accidently left his passport at home. The plane he was on crashed into an active volcaino, nobody else was hurt. Tony Blair is said to be devistated, according to his coma-readings.
- Gordon Brown gives up his home, and seat, in parliment, to Billy Connoly.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:18,
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I hope they donot as a BNP supporter, but as a massive slap in the face for UK voters to wake up and realise that by dicking around reading tabloid stories about petty scandals they're ignoring the serious crime of letting France walk off with wheelbarrows full of used notes every fucking year out of the EU budget.
Then again, my afternoon coffee and sandwich was paid for by the EU, so I don't give a fuck.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:12,
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As a half-foreigner, I have never understood this country's reverence of all things French.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:14,
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Spending 45% of the entire budget on it is.(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:20,
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A massive fleet of platinum coated tanks an helicopters for FRONTEXto show those shifty bordering nations whose in charge.
I'd replace the CAP with a Posturing Allowance
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:26,
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i think the preservation of food production in western europe is probably more important to be honest(
well, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:28,
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YOU'RE what's wrong with the EU.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:20,
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France is a net contributorit's the Irish you want to watch.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:21,
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Fucking hellChancing Luxembourgers.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:22,
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oh the Netherlandsyou get even less than we do.
Why does Luxembourg get so much, anyone know? I thought they were quite a rich country.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:30,
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maybe if I read the text I'll see the answer.Doh.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:32,
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They areLoads of international organisations have their financial headquarters there for tax reasons, so the money looks as though it's going to Luxembourg but in fact it's sent straight out to all the subsidiaries. Same with Brussels.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:33,
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I'm never quite sure about why other countries use Lux. and the Bahamas etc. for "tax reasons".Is the VAT or whatever just lower there? Also, all those graphs are fucking confusing.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:35,
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Those first and last sentences may be related :)It's more usually that some taxes aren't levied at all, I think. Things like capital gains tax eat into investment profits, so if some country decides not to charge them, it makes sense to invest there.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:40,
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it's a good thing I don't make a lot of money.(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:44,
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but that made sense at least, thanks:)
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:47,
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Maybe you doand don't realise.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:47,
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aw dammitwhere's my gold-plated monkey butler?
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:52,
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Very possible.And of course you have proper news, you've got the internet.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:12,
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Nope. The internet's international innit.I'd not get my news from an American source but the internet means you don't have to do that.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:24,
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Well, I do read the BBC online, but I thought you were talking about blogs and such(
EvS, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:27,
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There are Elections to the European Parliament this week, on different days in different countries.The Brits may well return some BNP members because their mainstream politicians are massive fucking spastics who are so phenomenally corrupt that they've pissed everybody off.
I've been pointing out how bad the Brits are for two years on here and everybody thought it was a LOLIRISH meme.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:13,
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Hold on a minutethis whole "scandal corrupt ooh duckmoat" thing is a bit of a media farce, to be honest.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:14,
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That's only a wee bit of the corruption, mind.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:17,
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I voted socialist.I thought about voting lib dem, but I don't fancy digging splinters out of my arse for the next 3 years.
/Wicca'd
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:14,
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If I were a saxon I'd be hell for leather for the Lib Dems right now.Your country won't be fixed without PRSTV, and they're the mob who need it most, so they're the only ones who will deliver.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:18,
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Rotten Boroughs are what made our EMPIREI'll have you know.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:28,
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I looked at your site
I like the Henry Rollins transcript
"over-fed, Baby Huey, coward-bitch motherfuckers"
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vladimir, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:13,
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I've voted - but not for the BNPIt was family outing as the kids came along and even the cat followed us to the polling station and waited for us outside until we were done.
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Mrs Sp@m, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:19,
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Ohh MAN, that reminds me of a story that happened to me the other day.I was in my house, when I saw a dog at the other end of my field, it's quite a big field. I whistled for it to come over, and it did ! I realised who's dog it was, and took it back to the owner, who was very happy to see me and the dog.
That was awesome, I came home and had some Orange Drizzle cake that I made myself.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:22,
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Aww I love dogsand orange drizzle cake.
I demand you make me one for my birthday next year and post it to me.
I shall also be in THAT LONDON in two weeks but I won't be able to come and see you :(
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Mrs Sp@m, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:26,
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Dogs are awesome, I saw some really really cute strays out there, I'll show you some photos.I saw one dog not much bigger than my hand, by the side of the road, it kept on following me, so I took it to the end of the harbour (the guy who owns one of the resturants looks after all the local strays and trys to home them).
My dream is to have a dog of my own one day.
The orange drizzle cake was amazing, it was supposed to be lemon, but I wanted to try orange. It's one of the first things I've baked since leaving school, and I'll deffo make it again. The recipy, if you can find it, is "Lemon Lushous Cake" by Everlin Rose.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:35,
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The man who owns the restaraunts looks after the strays?Are you sure that was chicken you were eating...
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:37,
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there was a dog next door in spainwho looked just like toto in wizard of oz and he'd jump up the porch fence every time we came back or went out. i fucking loved him. i shared my bacon with him in the mornings.
i wish i had a dog :(((
edit: also, oi oi!
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:38,
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i wish i'd got a photo of that now for my monsters album(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:48,
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Oh we had a toto dog next door to us in spain toohe was lovely.
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Mrs Sp@m, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:44,
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:O*narrows eyes*
was his name benji?
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:47,
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No he was called PabloabloThat's what is sounded like when his owner was all over him. She was lovely though, spoke very little english and my spanish isn't great but we had a few conversations.
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Mrs Sp@m, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:50,
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also...might have a go at making this. one for the fb group...?
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:58,
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Oi oi, savaloy !Whicked, sounds like the best way to start the day.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:58,
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all the best stories(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:41,
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i voted for the bnp because i'm sick to death of people coming over here getting benifits and free healthcare and then blowing me up(
mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:20,
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I like to think of him putting a cross in each boxand writing "no offence" underneath.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:41,
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Great elections.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:49,
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I dunno, I slept most of today.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:28,
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Fucking hell I'm knackered.There's the bloody election tomorrow.
What's your excuse for being exhausted?
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:57,
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I've had 8 hours sleep in the last 3 days(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:58,
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So fucking what?You're young.
Deal with it.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:59,
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I'm not complainingI answered your question.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:00,
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I've done 9.5 clock hours of teachingand told the DoS of a school that the wage they pay teachers is a joke.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:59,
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i've been fighting mothra for 20 hours straight(
Lightguy hail satan, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:59,
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You should have just turned on the lightand let him knock himself unconscious smacking his head against the bulb.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:01,
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Listen up here, I don't want you to get over excited, but I found Wassabi Peas in Markys.However, I still ended up going to the chinese.
I have a Pear Cider though, so life isn't so bad.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:01,
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Pear Cider?Are you trying to have a go on Esme?
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:01,
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Im pretty sure Pear Cider suggeststhat Gonz isn't interested in any female whatsoever
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:03,
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Maybe it's not her I'm interested in, MASSIVELY SUBTAL WINK.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:06,
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You seem to have something in your eye.MY SPUNK.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:09,
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It's EIGHT HONDROUD YEARHS (and one day) OHLD, and I've never forgiven you since !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:11,
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For year she's aluded my socialy inapt lust for her=(((
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:04,
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I have none as I am not(
Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:01,
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I walked to Hornsea and back.In ten minutes.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:02,
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Well,I managed to break the sound barrier.
The most difficult bit was turning around, I nearly ended up in the sea.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:04,
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Those new boots were a great buy."Guaranteed performance up to 500 mph", and well beyond it too.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:10,
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could i borrow those?i've not been to hornsea in years, i just haven't had the time
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well, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:12,
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I fell asleep on the train and ended up in liverpool, fun fun.And then I voted whilst drunk.
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Could be dangerous this.Did you vote correctly?
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:03,
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Not that I give a fuck who your country sends to Europe.Ye'll get ignored any road up.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:06,
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Oh that's right, ye've them as well.I've three elections to be dealing with.
That's a lot of people who want me campaigning for them.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:08,
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Ohh, let's talk some politics.- How did (south) Cyprus get into the EU, esspeicaly after turning down the Annan plan?
- How did they let the head judge of the Omram's Case be greek, along with a few other members of the judging pannel?... and expect a fair judgement?
- Why won't they let direct flights into North Cyprus, when they do to Tiwaan?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:08,
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Well, let's deal with these quickly.-To piss off the Turks.
-To piss off the Turks.
-To piss off the Turks.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:11,
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You just don't want Turkey joining because they'll become a majority and they're MOOSLIMS.Well, if you were France or Germany, that would be true.
I should just point out that I don't really 'do' politics, just recycle what I hear, but I'm not looking foward to going into a mostly-greek cab office on saturday night. Some FUCKING PRICK tried to tell me how I basicly stole his land, directly. I'm tempted to say "Oh shit, my mistake, here, i'll give it to you and you see it gets to the right people, yeah'?".
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:13,
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www.b3tards.com/u/090496de5f6a6e451d79/153138_turk_l.jpg
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:15,
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Scrubs is what will unite my people with the people of the land I've come to call home.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:19,
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I've just eaten a heroic portion of haggis.That, and not having had much sleep lately.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:04,
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Wow, it's like we're in different countries or something.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:08,
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from laughing a people moaning about having to walk up to their offices as there was a power outagejokes on me now, i'm still here, they aint
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mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:11,
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*pokes*Have you all died?
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:42,
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YES.I think I shall have wine tonight.
What say you?
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:48,
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I may have had a glass last nightWhich does mean that I have an open bottle... Hmm.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:49,
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Would you like some of it?*shares*
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:51,
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The open one is whiteI also have rose and red though. Oh, and gin, vodka or tequila. Take your pick.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:54,
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I was out and aboutDid you miss me?
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:45,
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i just want to go home, but i bet i'm here all nightare any off you lot abb switchgear engineers? i will provide bumhole for any
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mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:44,
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Sorry MongyWhy you stuck there?
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:45,
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No. Sorry, mongy :(I could sell you a holiday, if you'd like?
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:46,
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My Stepdad used to work for ABB Vetco Gray.But in systems.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:47,
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he's the closest to my bumhole so far, could he maybe of stolen a 630amp motorised mccb? and still have it in his shed(
mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:49,
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Lol. Chances are that's a "No".(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:50,
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No,but I have pancreatic cancer.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:45,
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In real life?Cancerous.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:47,
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Honestly?I'm a bit shy while I'm getting to know people. When I do know people I'm constantly making jokes (at their expense) but rarely mean any offence.
I'm generally laid back but there are occassions where I have a short fuse.
I have a large willy.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:49,
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What did you want me to say?I slay dragons part time for the council and during the weekends I'm Barack Obama's body double?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:52,
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OH GOD THIS IS HOW I WOULD DESCRIBE MYSELF.Are you me?
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WHARRGARBL, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:52,
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Maybe.I say we swap accounts and see if anyone notices.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:53,
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i've always considered you two to be quite alikeobviously you, karl, aren't shit, but still
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well, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:54,
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What personality?(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:59,
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Any ubuntu users here?Thought so. It smells of old t-shirts, empty takeaway wrappers and stale spunk around here.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:54,
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Log into ftlfm and play me music.(
Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:56,
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How about you play US music?YOU KNOW HOW.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:58,
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I have no laptop of my own yet.So, No, I can't.
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:01,
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Gayness.In Uranus.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:02,
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Any heroin users here?Anyone else had a problem finding a vein?
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:56,
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Nah', I'm well practiced by now.It's hard at first, but by the time you use the tork on the first time for yourself, they tend to pop up. Do a line first to help bring them up.
It takes at least 5 years or soo of shooting up a couple times a day before you find it really hard to find one, and even then, there is between the toes, which is better for the punters anyway, as nobody wants to see someone with train tracks up their arms.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:00,
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i'm never going to get to leave work, all the switchgear has fucked when the mains went back oni'm proper fucked, knickers
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mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:57,
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Ah glasshoppernews.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8083479.stm
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:57,
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The rope round the bollocks is a thrilling addition to the classic act.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:59,
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How many points do you think he would have got in Death Race 2000 for that one?(
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:05,
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shame he had not used a fan beltFATALITY
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:09,
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rest in peace david cardine. at age 72 you tied a string around your nuts. you will be missed.(
ArthurTheRat, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:00,
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inxs missed a trick there then , they could have used him to reform.(
Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:03,
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Killerkitti's latest post might be the highest point in b3ta history.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:08,
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I don't know,your moaning about it here is pretty fantastic too.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:10,
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I aim to please.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:11,
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Any Ubuntu users here?Anyone else had a problem with the Intel graphics drivers that come with 9.04? It's such a pain in the arse, Blender doesn't work properly, and all the fixes I've tried don't work. I'm going back to 8.04. Fucking arse cocks.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)
Brilliant. Great work there.Fuck off.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:37,
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That was some very speedy cunting there!You've been practising?
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)
The fucking off doesn't seem so speedy.Maybe you should be the one practising.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:39,
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I get to see a lot of new people ask shit questions.That, and the 6 monitors I have showing b3ta in continuous update. I miss nothing.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:39,
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You utter saddo.(
Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:44,
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I love that you would think I had 6 monitors.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:45,
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I have 5 on my desk right now =(((((to be fair, I only use two at a time, and two of them are laptop ones).
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:46,
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I had a big clear up of my desk.It's quite the minimalist paradise now.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:52,
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You probably have four blackjacked together from your tweaker days.(
Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:47,
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So, how can we help?(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:38,
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oh, sorryall the questions from your sort seem to blend together
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well, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:39,
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Yeah!I've had a problem with that too! I even stooped as low as going to 7.04!
I know! Risky! But still, it had to be done!
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)
Sorry, I misspelt "you're a tedious cunt" thereThe letters are, like, right next to each other
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Pot, kettle, soot.(
Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:52,
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Oh, ok, fair enough.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:38,
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I'm still on 8.04,but I've got ATI graphics anyway.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:39,
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If only there was an Ubuntu forum that you could post this shit on.OH INTERNET, WHY DO YOU NOT CATER TO THE NEEDY AND SHIT?
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:40,
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I found the same problem.I can help.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:40,
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Try this site. It's brillianthttp://www.computerlab.co.uk/ubuntu/help/downloads
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:45,
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I had trouble with ATI graphics and Ubuntu.I solved that with a different build.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:44,
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Do you have any moral obligations to yourself?Do (can?) you decide what they are, or are they absolute?
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Comma, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:37,
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I don't very much like to hurt people.Always makes meh feel guilty.
I might get in trouble.
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Write your own essay.(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:37,
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What would they be?*Confused and may want an example*
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:37,
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For example, if we say it's bad to harm people, do you have an obligation not to harm yourself?(
Comma, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:41,
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That's a poor example. Hurting yourself deliberately isn't a moral issue, it's one of mental retardation.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:43,
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anything could be a moral issue.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:43,
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I switched my PC about a bit, and now it's in a BTX arrangement, instead of ATX.It runs a bit cooler now, but still 18C above ambient.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:47,
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how do you do that then?I thought that was a different motherboard form factor.
My PC is currently:
fan1: 661 RPM (min = 0 RPM)
fan2: 0 RPM (min = 0 RPM)
fan3: 0 RPM (min = 0 RPM)
temp1: +34.0°C (low = +127.0°C, high = +127.0°C) sensor = transistor
temp2: +24.0°C (low = +127.0°C, high = +127.0°C) sensor = thermal diode
/dev/sda: SAMSUNG HD502HI: 25°C
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:48,
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Simples!Just yank out the motherboard tray and flip it upside down. Now all the connectors on the back are the right way up too. This way, the PSU fan doesn't compete with the CPU fan, as the CPU is the lowest thing in the case.
None of this stops the southbridge chip being over 80C though. It's very busy and important.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:57,
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a lot of PC cases now have the PSU at the bottom.I've yet to be convinced of the wisdom of that. My PSU has completely isolated airflow though.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:58,
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Well, externally it would mean you don't have a mains cable going up past audio cables and the like.A bit neater, and lowers the CoG. Other than that, no real advantage.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:04,
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it makes it easier to tidy up the tangle of wires inside the case tooif you're bothered about that kind of thing anyway
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well, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:06,
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The folks at Silent PC Review seem to go on about itas if there were some thermal advantage, I can't see it myself.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:07,
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Are you getting us to do your homework for you again?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:38,
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Here's Comma!Our moral obligation is to the Universe.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:38,
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I voted BNPjust to please you.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:25,
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I'm not racistI believe in everyone's right to be black in the country they came from.
Edit: You terrible clicking cunts.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:28,
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nice turn of phraseMust write that one down in my log I keep, like all my fellow racists do.
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It is actually just the same 6 peoplewith revolving/revolting accounts.
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 3:51,
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we don't have a labour party herebut the politicians are all still pricks. strange dat
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minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:26,
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I read UKIP's policy the other day, but I've lost too many brain cells to alcohol since then. I didn't vote for BNP, just for the record....
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You voted for a party that employed kilroy-silk?!that's unforgiveable
Edit: and even kilroy-silk called them a bunch of wankers
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:33,
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Gin, Snogging and Dancing And Falling Over Party for me.(
LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:28,
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I know you..you managed to make Mike Woz Ere's list with about your first ever post.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:28,
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The key word there is 'about'.Unfortunately.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:30,
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and you David websterinterrupting is very rude. I've a good mind to pop round the corner and tan your behind.
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I have.I went Green this time, so I'm sure it was wasted.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:28,
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I was very tempted to do thisI'm very politically confused. I probably shouldn't even have voted, I'm one of those hapless fools, screwing up the country
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)
I usually go Lib Dem, but fancied a change(
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:35,
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Is voting for a anti-EU political party in europe the same as the whole "Athisum is not a religion" thing?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:28,
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Noit's more like praying to a God not to exist.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:29,
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Is that better or worst?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:30,
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It's more like inviting a preacher to your crack and hookers party.They're not going to stop moaning about what you're doing.
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ArthurTheRat, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:30,
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I'm very amused by the fact that UKIp have a very high public prescence round here, in a highly rural area.I'm even more amused by the fact that all the farmers, who would be up shit street without a paddle minus their EU subs, seem to be particularly keen on them.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:31,
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It's because people are stupid.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:33,
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You should see some of the farmers round here.The even stupider than 'people' DT.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:35,
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I'm not surprised. The amount on inbreeding going on is a major factor.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:37,
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we've got BNP's all around us up northin a village of about population:200
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me tooI ripped up my voting form. If I hadn't I'd probably have voted for the BNP
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:31,
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i don't get why anyone would vote for the BNPi mean, even if you're pro racist no-one is pro moron
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well, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:33,
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Me either.They're all shit.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:36,
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i voted BNP, like all the celebrities told me to do on twitteredit: i have made a grave mistake
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Lightguy hail satan, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:30,
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First time I've been old enough to vote, so yes I did.(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:36,
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same-ies!!ooo, we could wear friends forever sweaters! this is SO exciting, my first FRIEND
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)
In other newsi havent been anywhere or done anything
but im back online
hello
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strictlyrockers hasnt been on here for ages, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:16,
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howdywhat have i missed?
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strictlyrockers hasnt been on here for ages, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:18,
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bugger off with that nonsenseim a bloke for starters
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strictlyrockers hasnt been on here for ages, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:24,
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i did after the bran flakes and prunes(
strictlyrockers hasnt been on here for ages, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:27,
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sorryi'll keep in touch from now on
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strictlyrockers hasnt been on here for ages, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:23,
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I'm not angryI was, I told myself I deserve more than that, that you owed me something... but really, it's me that owes you, and I realised that I will always be grateful to have known you.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:24,
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im also indebted to you(
strictlyrockers hasnt been on here for ages, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:26,
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QUICK FATTIESnews.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/lincolnshire/8083123.stm
BARBECUE!
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)
If it's still burning after noon tomorrow, I'm getting me on the train.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:06,
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Well done steak?Poof.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:07,
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I thought it said pork,as in sausages and what not?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:12,
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Yes, but just because it said pork and you said you're getting on the train doesn't mean that you are going to Lincolnshire and doesn't disprove that you eat well done steak.**I didn't read it properly.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:16,
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we're having a barbecue soon.I ought to get dressed really.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:09,
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Blimey, thats a fucking big axe.news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/norfolk/6461567.stm
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FoldsFive, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:20,
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HYS Gold: Are you cutting back because of high petrol prices?Doesn't bother me. I only ever put a tenners worth in anyway.
Mark, Leyland
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:24,
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What would you utterly destroy?(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:29,
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Toyko, Godzilla-style.(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:29,
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oh that would make for an ace playset.a dinosaur costume and loads of building blocks.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:30,
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I could put you on Sexface's Warhammer table, I think I would instantly win with you as one of my toys.Unless you forget to put on shoes, those buggers hurt when you tread on them.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:31,
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Rubberduckzilla!(
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:47,
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Lilly Allen's bottom with my hand and dinkle(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:30,
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that is somethingI would pay to see
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:31,
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I'd paw at her fanny like Winnie Pooh with a fresh pot of honey(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:33,
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Oh, I'd properly boot her back doors in, DG.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:31,
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Kick in the brown doorPaint it white on the way out
/Nathan Barley
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:32,
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I want to cut her a new fringe and then fishhook herlittle bloody sauce pot, ah fuck this I'm going out tonight to the clubs in Soho and find her. Maybe the Punchbowl and flirt with Saddie Frost like last time.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:34,
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Saddie Frost?(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:52,
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Yup. The Fear, she saw my broom and it gave her a right Oven Mitt-OnShe sings about you in the Country n Western sounding one...
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:40,
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She makes pretty good songs,but "It's not fair / I think you're really mean / I think you're really mean / I think you're really mean" has to be the most wussy chorus to any song in history.
True, she's hardly going to write something like "You're a fat spastic cunt / I'm gonna kick your arse from here to the moon", but still.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:43,
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I'd made her squeal like a helium filled crow(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:44,
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She has got a nice bumbut I couldn't put up with her talkin' like fis all da time, givin' me no respec
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magnum, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:37,
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It's an actshe's posher than tara-palmtree-cockweasel.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:39,
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She's got a nice bum as wellI saw a video of her naked on a sofa and could see it. She's got tiny breasts as well.
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magnum, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:41,
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It's alright, I'll give er a prop-pa cock knee educatshun innit(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:39,
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the big brother housewith davina and all the contestants still inside
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:30,
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When all the contestants are inthe false walls fall down and its actually a concentration camp!
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:39,
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I'm already readying to purge the world of you human parasitesI will climb to the top of the highest mountain, and there I will open my bowels upon its lofty heights, summoning forth the demon known only as Angh'ra'gath. He will enter my body, twisting and perverting it beyond all human ken, cracking and distorting my bones until I emerge from the process many days later as a Dark God. I will stride forth and clear the world of your pestilent scum.
That and Doncaster.
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Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:32,
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You can do it as dispassionately as you wish.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:34,
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DESTROY HATE(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:42,
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out of date technologies that companies keep insisting on usingthat make my job harder
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minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:34,
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people whose genitals are shaped like monkeysout of petty jealousy
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:34,
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I'm waiting for the first bit of burnt toast to look like Susan Byle to crop up on ebay as we speak(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:35,
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I'm waiting for the Hollie Steel crumpet(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:38,
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Democracy with my hammer & sickle.(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:34,
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at least move the beach a few miles closer to the sea.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:35,
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I'ld udderly distroy cows.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:35,
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Condensed matter physics.I'd break it good.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:36,
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I like campbell's condensed soups uncondensed(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:40,
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Sour faced bints that glare at me for no particular reason.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:39,
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that's the mirror.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:39,
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Really not, I've got lallies.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:40,
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that word means nothing to me.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:41,
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Tits. Hooters. Breasts. Shirt potatoes.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:41,
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On your face?(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:42,
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Is that where Mrs Neptune keeps hers?Oh I get it AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA yeah I'm not pretty move on.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:43,
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That's why I didn't understand what she meant.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:43,
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I'm glad it's not just me.(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:46,
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I've reread everything I've said and it makes sense.Unless you two never see anything below your necks in a mirror.
Never fucking mind, eh?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:47,
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I'll highlight my problem shall I?You: "Sour faced bints"
Me: "that's the mirror"
You: "Really not, I've got lallies"
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:49,
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I'm not the sour faced bint in questionbecause I have, amongst other things she regrettably doesn't, tits.
Bints extend lower than their faces.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:50,
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I think we're on a hiding to nothing with this one.(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:50,
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I thought she meant she isn't the Sour faced bint she has in mind, because the sour faced bint has tiny tits.or something like that.
I don't know, I'm just agreeing with her becuase she's a girl.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:51,
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Well at least you got it, Gonz.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:51,
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That's taking it a bit farbut cheers.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:53,
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Meh, at least I'm honest and knew what you were talking about*pulls a lemon sucking face*
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:56,
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:D you're not a pillock, that's why.Lovely, lovely DG.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:56,
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Ohh, I was right, fair enough.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:52,
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I know what you meant,but that's nothing to do with what you said.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:54,
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I'd just like to say here that I've not been paying attention to this sub threadBut I'm going to glare very sternly at you all.
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Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:57,
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Don't you glare sternly at mejust because Rain Man and Captain Bumsexy have decided they want a go.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:58,
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It's the fight JMG was hoping forBut he's not here to see it. Oh online tragedy.
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Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:59,
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This is hardly a fightThis is two boyos having a brainmelt and me being incredulous.
edit: anyway, I've got to go- bye all.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:00,
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I can already see we're in for a thought-provoking, margin-brushing exercise in petty pedantry!(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:53,
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Pick a side you cunt.(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:54,
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You know someone with their sour face below their neck?Crikey.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:50,
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Just because someone only mentioned a person's face,that doesn't mean they don't have anything other than a face. FFS.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:51,
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I don't think these two have much experience of women below the face, TBH.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:52,
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Well, I'm gay and he's shit.So, no.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:53,
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I should hope so, being as girlretarded as that.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:54,
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:(I've had sex with an integer amount of ladies.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:55,
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After all this I refuse to believe that.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:56,
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At least claim a natural number of lays and then we can debate whether 0 is a natural number.(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:56,
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MoT explains it better than me.b3ta.com/talk/6199203
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:53,
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My reply just there adequately responds to that as well.I'd expect anyone not autistic to imagine a person with a face, when a face is mentioned, not an entirely disembodied face.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:54,
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Being sour faced and having horrible/tiny tits are independent statements.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:56,
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yes, they are.and she made both of them. what?
She might not have mentioned the tits in the first statement, but that doesn't mean they weren't there.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:56,
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I think you should draw a venn diagram.(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:57,
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Yes, but having and not having breasts is a way of distinguishing between people.Hence, seeing that the sour faced bint has no tits whereas you do, means you know the bint is not you.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:57,
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That's more for the side of 'how do you not get this?'which is good, I thought I was going a bit mad.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:59,
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Her first post didn't mention the tits.Therefore saying "No, I've got lallies" does not refute the original claim.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:59,
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Well personally, I'm just enjoying the fact we're all talking about Captain Wow's tits here(
Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:00,
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Yes it does, if the sour faced bint originally mentioned doesn't have tits.Admittedly, it doesn't prove whether Wow is or is not a sour faced bint, but that's not what's apparently an issue here, it's whether she was the sour faced bint that she saw.
I love pointless arguments.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:01,
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Original statement "Sour faced bints that glare at me for no particular reason."No tits were mentioned.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:02,
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She didn't have to mention that to use it as an observation later.Or do you always begin a conversation by stating all the facts which might conceivably be referred to later on?
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:03,
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I keep a minutes for every social encounter I have.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:06,
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It refutes the claim "that's the mirror"because the person in the mirror would have tits, because she has tits.
The argument runs thus:
1. observation: person looks at me who possesses property "sour-faced"
2. hypothesis: person is my reflection
3. observation: I have tits, but person has no tits
4. therefore: person is not my reflection
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:01,
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Oh for fuck sake mate, let it go, it doesn't fucking matter!(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:01,
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I know it doesn't matter.nothing on b3ta matters though, so why stop doing something that doesn't matter?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:03,
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Click hide/ignore.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:05,
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I thought you'd be with us, Woodside, I really did.I'm so disappointed.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:06,
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It's very hard to pick sideswhen you're struggling to stay awakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:07,
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westboro baptist churchI'd like to torture Fred Phelps, too. Cut off his eyelids while he's taped and cuffed to a chair and leave him for a few hours.
Then go back and heat up nails with a blowtorch and tap them into him until he dies of bloodloss or shock or something.
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moohalaa, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:43,
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but I'm lovely really! I've been outside watering my flowers and that.(
moohalaa, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:44,
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I'd like to induce in him some sort of near-death-experience just before he drifts away,and make sure he gets the impression he's the one going to hell.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:45,
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Nah', they're cunts, but essenchaly harmless.They ruin most anti-[all the thing's their against] arguments by being so over-the-top.
I'ld rather go against the likes of skinheads, who actually phsyacly hurt people.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:47,
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I think protesting funerals and roping children into their work both count as a little beyond harmless.(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:52,
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The thing they do with children is very damaging.But the protests, at least now, aren't as bad, because i'ld be proud to be something they hate.
If that makes any sense, I donno.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:53,
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Bruce Springteen, Prince, Michael Jackson, Stevie Nicks, REO Speedwagon.....(
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:47,
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I'd like to give the person(s) in charge of programming at Galaxy FM a stern talking-to.Agenda item one: play more than six songs, or else.
Agenda item two: if this is not possible, rename the station to Here's Ma Key Philosophy FM.
Actually, I'd like to amend my answer to "MoT's fingers".
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:51,
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News just inyoutube, facebook and twitter are all going to merge into one big timewasting website called youtwitface.
What's for dinner?
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:21,
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You been watching Conan too?Cheese on toast
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:22,
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stealing cuntsI pay my licence for this??
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:24,
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No, no they're notAnd I don't know what's for tea, it's only half 6. Give me time, jeez.
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Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:23,
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I've never been to a bbq(not in this country anyway)
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:24,
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And there I was thinking you'd also managed to merge London Waste Disposal Online, Microsoft Office and MyspaceYou fucking waste of space.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:23,
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Lo, WaDis On MOM(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:36,
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It's even tastier chucked in the binand replaced with a steak.
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Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:26,
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I like it virgin.I might have it with a bit of hummus, possibly. Not virgin at all, then.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:28,
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You're going to have slutty celery you MINX!(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:29,
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Everything's a slut when I'm around, baby.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:31,
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I bet it's excellent with taziki(
Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:30,
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saute it slowly in a pan with some olive oil and butteradd pepper and good sea salt. Tip over a healthy measure of brandy, flambe it to a crisp. Throw on the back lawn in the vague hope some birds are stupid enough to eat the shit.
Meanwhile, you eat some actual food.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:35,
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I have 4 weeks of Hollyoaks to catch up on.I reckon I could do it in a couple of hours, if I skip the borring parts.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:23,
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last time I watched it someone was getting marriedbut the bride fucked off at the last minute and everyone thought the groom had killed her
Edit: you could probably watch it in 5 minutes if you skip the boring parts
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:26,
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Ohhh, yeah', Warren was just getting arrested for that sort of thing when I left.I do hope I haven't missed a major story line.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:28,
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No dinnerhockey game in an hour or so.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:26,
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Do you lend out your body parts as the equipment?(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:27,
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.... I'm confused, here, DG.online.
why would I?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:31,
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I've got football training with the kids.Hooray for sport!
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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:28,
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sounds too much like hard work to me(
Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:29,
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*thunderous exercise tens*so far this week I've run a quarter of the Edinburgh marathon, played one hockey game, another tonight and then indoor footy tomorrow.
Score.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:29,
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Where do you play?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:37,
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Tonight?National Hockey Stadium, Peffermill, Edinburgh.
Or did you mean position? I'm a centre forward for proper hockey, but this is a mixed summer league so I'll either be in the central midfield playmaker role or else sweeper.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:41,
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Where, as in, location of playing, as in, the building and area the building is in.Cool, I used to go to Fife's rink quite a bit.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:43,
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Rink? RINK?we've been here before, Gonz. In the UK, hockey is an 11-a-side game played outside on astroturf with a ball. Ice Hockey is a badly organised fight masquerading as a sport.
I'd let you off the confusion if you were Meerkan, but you're not, so there's no excuse.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:48,
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Haggis.Because I enjoy eating inappropriate things in the summer months.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:26,
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haggis is always appropriate.sheepy offal nyom nyom.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:28,
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*supper tens*although, I prefer good haggis with a nice whisky and cream sauce.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:30,
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Delicious miscellaneous organs.My favourite.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:31,
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what's inappropriate about that?(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:28,
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It's not really summer food, with tatties and neaps.At least I managed to hold off from eating it when it was baking hot.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:29,
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it's excellent on pizza(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:31,
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it's also wicked in pannini with mozarella.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:37,
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you know you want to try that. It's superb.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:42,
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I had a healthy salad for dinnerI will ruin this later by drinking copious amounts of booze and telling you lot about it.
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:31,
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Yeah, and Chris Rea is Joining Dire Straits. They will now be called Dire Rea.(
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:01,
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It's the shittest most bollocks vile program on the tellyboxbut why am I so compelled to watch the new influx of the plastic fantastic homophobic gay lesbian transgender camp disability wielding utterly outrageous fake (thats probably a full descroption of just ONE of them) housemates going into the big brother house tonight?
I'll probably watch this first one and then never watch it again until next year if there is one.
Will you be watching?
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Mrs Sp@m, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:09,
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I most certainly will not.Down with that sort of thing.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:09,
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The cunt in me loves it.The grown up sensible part of me hates it.
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Mrs Sp@m, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:10,
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I'd rather watch anything else, really.The news'll be on.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:11,
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i have freckles on my arms.and i am intrigued.
normally i am plain pale white colour. THIS IS WEIRD.
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sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:13,
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not like masses of themlike a gently-speckled hen's egg
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sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:13,
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You've caught the sun.I've actually got a slight tan after being in London, and I'm usually white as anything.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:14,
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I once cault the sun.I started staring at girl's bobs and I started telling stories about thing's i've seen with exasorated parts.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:22,
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Yep.I have NO COMMITMENTS for the first time in almost ever so will be well up for getting my teeth into Big Brother this year.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:11,
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SADFACE, online.I thought you were better than that
:(
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:20,
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I am. I just have nothing to do.I'm AWESOME.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:29,
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www.b3ta.com/talk/6172069
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:11,
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I will say one thing I never thought I'd sayDekion has improved a lot over the last 12 months.
His love of conspiracies amuses me.
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Mrs Sp@m, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:12,
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I never watched big brother.I saw a bit of it when it first came on, but it strikes me as frankly bizarre that it got a second series. What series are they up to now?
They seem to be out to find bigger and bigger fuck-ups each time.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:11,
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Christ.They'll be overtaking Now That's What I Call Music if this keeps up.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:12,
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nowatching folks sit around always makes me think that there's something i ought to be doing
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spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:11,
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I have no choice.Springy loves it.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:12,
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sweet jesus, and she was allowed to breed?this, RIGHT HERE, is what's wrong with society in general. Compulsory sterilisation at birth until you can demonstrate you're fit to have children.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:22,
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nahit's a bit dull. They block out all the interesting talk with birdsong anyway.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:12,
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and the popular thing of making crappy, inane people famous for no reason annoys me.(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:13,
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See the whole thing annoys me so muchbut I can't bare to miss the opening night show. I hate the people who were in the last ones and couldn't name any one of them apart from Brian Dowling because he was on SMTV. Oh and Jade of course.
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Mrs Sp@m, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:15,
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They sale that in little bags across the road from me.I'm tempted to put it on Tuna to see if it'll make me like that.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:21,
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We've got a big jar of it.It only makes things taste the same as they do, only much more so.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:25,
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Ohh, ok.That would be good on pears, then.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:29,
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I hate the fact that they broadcast them sleeping, and people watch that instead of sleeping themselves.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:16,
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not a chance...... I'd rather dig out my eyes with rusty skewers, then pour tabasco into my hollow eyesockets(
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:13,
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I am not a fan of this kind of programmingBut if people enjoy it, fair do's. I'm not going to judge.
Sorry for my lack of overblown hyperbole here.
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Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:15,
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I was asked to audition by a girl to go on it for the last series, I thought about it but then realised it would just ruin my life.I would just act like a tortoise all the time and call people spastics and get in trouble with The Sun. Although it would be pretty funny to watch.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:15,
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It can't be too long now before everyone who wants to be on it has been on it.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:17,
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I think you've got to be a certain type of person to want to do it, and I'm not one of them.I'm going to be famous for doing stuff, not just sitting around looking pretty for a camera.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:19,
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I'd rather not be famous for anything at all than be on that.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:20,
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Although to be fairI'd rather not be famous for anything at all full stop.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:23,
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I am,I'm a terrible dullard.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:26,
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We might get to see you and Russell Brand in the same room together thoughif he still does the after-show discussion programme.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:18,
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People would also just accuse me of 'copying' mr Brand. Because no long haired Londoner has ever done anything funny before him, obviously.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:21,
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of course not.you are a more fresh-faced and lovely version of him anyway, he looks a bit rough.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:24,
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No!The two would collide into each other and create some kind of superhuman DG/Brand beast, called Dossell Brums, and will go round smashing Fawlty Towers dvds with a massive broom and attacking mirrors with a lute.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:23,
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I would actually like smash things with a lute :D(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:26,
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I don't see myself being much of a hit on that either.I would never do it. NEVER I TELL YOU!
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:19,
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Never seen itonly bits of it on other programmes.
The biggest MEH! ever for me.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:17,
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Because, frankly, you're irrepairably broken.How the fuck anyone can watch that shite or its ilk is utterly beyond me. Have you not got some toenails you could slowly pull out instead?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:18,
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I like to fall asleep to them falling asleep to help create the illusion of unloanlyness in my life.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:18,
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I tried my hardest to watch the launch show last yearbut had to switch it off because of the gurning fog horned talentless harriden Hook Nose McCall. I fucking hate her. I lasted six minutes last year before raging off, smashing a plate, gashing my arm up and punching a cat.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:21,
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My goodness.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:24,
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So THAT's what happened to [insert female b3tan of your choice]kotaku.com/5278452/plus+sized-fat-princess-e3-trailer
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:51,
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kotaku is what i read when i'm not herestop bringing them together!
also, that game looks pretty fun
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:52,
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I used to enjoy Kotaku, but recently I've not been such a big fan of itNow I prefer to get my gaming news from Rock Paper Shotgun. Just because it's PC oriented and I'm a PC gamer.
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Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:53,
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i game on everything but pc so kotaku suits me fine(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:54,
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That's fair do's really, just the loads of console stuff isn't aimed at me so I've drifed way from Kotaku's shores(
Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:57,
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That's in my bookmarks, but it's a little _too_ focused on PC Gaming though.Kirren is great though, always has been in PC Gamer.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:04,
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I prefer John WalkerI have such a man-crush on John Walker
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Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:05,
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So you can control games with your wang?(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:55,
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You get to control games with DG's wang?Kick ass awesome
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:56,
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JEDI KNIGHTS III: SCHLONGS OF THE REPUBLIC(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:56,
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I'm going to crotch thrust my sensei to death(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:57,
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hahaha!YOU made a VIDEO GAME joke??!?!?!?1/!?!
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:00,
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they've out nintendo'd nintendoi'm EXCITED
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:56,
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Nintendo acted all nonshalantWhich means they are laying bricks
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:58,
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i don't think they are. they're flying pretty high at the moment(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:59,
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There was nothing at E3 that I saw, that made me think 'wow'.The reviews on the Palm Pré have got me thinking twice about the new iPhone though.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:05,
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the sony motion sensor thing looked pretty good toomight need a redesign on shape of the controllers though
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well, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:59,
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it's in development stillRIGHT i'm off now. bye internet!
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:59,
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That looks so awesome, they've managed to go one-better than Minoraty Report, except in real life.That thing with the kid is a bit wrong though, if you accidently leave it on while having a wank, does the police show up on your doorstep?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:03,
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Nah, the kid will just motion track your movement and start nodding furiously.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:07,
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attach it to the front of a bin lorry.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:58,
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NO.I know about these things. trust me. NO.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:58,
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What??No. You can't.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:58,
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Summer innit?Grow it again when winter comes round.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:03,
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Previously :|O)That's the best beard I can do
or maybe :(O3
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magnum, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:00,
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No, it's his evil twin brother with the moustacheThaddeus Griffin
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:01,
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That's a monobrow(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:04,
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I heard you can send them to chemotherapy charities(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:08,
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Medicated baldmonkey in "trying to behave like un-medicated baldmonkey" scandal !(
Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:39,
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He keeps calling me not a wanker.I might sue.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:39,
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Who's the not a wanker...Who's the not a wanker...
Who's the not a wanker who is not raising someone else's child?
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:40,
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OKAt least the kid you're raising isn't a fat blind retard then.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:44,
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Pfft.Or equally as bad, that monstrosity of a girl they made.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:44,
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The one that looks as if someone kicked her face into shape ?(
Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:45,
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That's the one, yes.It looks like her face is made from the top half of one person, and the bottom half of another.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:46,
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Somebody sent me a horrendous joke about the split up of Katie and Peter(
turb0t, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:47,
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that Madonna wants first dibs on the blind nigger baby?/got that text this morning
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moohalaa, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:48,
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hmm, I was told thatBrad and Angelina wanted first dibbs before Madonna gets a chance
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turb0t, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:57,
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How can it be horrendous ?It's not tragic as in "maddy" is it ? It's just a couple of self obsessed twats upsetting one another.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:48,
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they're only rearing it(insert gay joke here)
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:43,
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NOIT IS BRAYNDEDD
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:43,
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NO I AM NOT A PENGUIN.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:44,
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QUACK QUACK QUACK OH FUCK(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:46,
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It's probably just a rockthey use rocks as fake eggs to make them look like a normal couple of penguins while they bum each others beaks off.
I wonder if gay penguins "flipper" each other ?
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:43,
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'bum each other's beaks off'Ha, LOVE that.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:46,
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I'M WACKY AND SEEKING ATTENTION ON THE INTERNET.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:39,
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Piss in its eyeIt'll give you whatever you want.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:40,
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try switching it off and on again(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:40,
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Would you like a job in IT ?We have a vacancy
behind our eyes.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:41,
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i work in I.T.*bangs head soulessly on desk, alone in darkened room*
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sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:42,
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Computer equipment runs on the dreams and desires of techies(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:43,
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me tooomg. same surname, same job, WHAT'S NEXT?!
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:44,
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what, we'll be the same sex or we have to have some?(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:46,
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She has to get a cock and bum youWe all have to watch.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:49,
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I'm selling ticketsand the right to the video.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:52,
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Beardpiss.(
Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:46,
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Same beard shape?(
Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:45,
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Kettles tend to require this, yes.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:42,
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Captain, the attention store is empty!(
Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:39,
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LOL ATTENTIONAttention is the new fat apparently.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:40,
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you posted down there in <small>s about being nice in real lifei replied, now it's gone. whysat?
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:49,
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Ohhhh I thought nobody was going to so I deleted it.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:51,
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i was saying that for the first time in a while, there are a few people here who i'd like to meet(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:53,
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Ahhhh I see.Yeah, me too. I've met Spangles, Psychochomp, Wicca'd, DG, Wormyface, cr3 and Mrs Hood Butter from/talk so far. All delightful.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:55,
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Oh look at me, I'm breathing and eating chewing gumsadly I'm such a dick I can't do either quietly.
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magnum, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:40,
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Now I'm hummingbecause I can't just sit still and shut the fuck up for 10 minutes.
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magnum, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:46,
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is this person just a moron or does he do it to wind you up?he's pretty good at it if it's the latter
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well, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:50,
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I am easily annoyedbut this would test the patience of a Job
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magnum, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:51,
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Have we held an official minutes' silence for SSG yet?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:34,
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What's happenin' gobbo?I don't like this.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:35,
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i'll be dead by next wednesday.(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:37,
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rub some butter on it,you'll be ok.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:38,
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I tried that when i had crabsthey ate it and asked for more bread.
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:44,
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My goodness, I do hope this is a joke, I'm to young to be a widdow.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:38,
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Also, this impressed me...kotaku.com/5274554/molyneuxs-milo-brings-a-virtual-child-to-the-xbox-360
www.gametrailers.com/video/e3-09-project-natal/50018
I wonder if you'll get arrested if you forget to turn it off and have a wank.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:39,
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This is the stuff of science fiction.If there are several of you in the room, how does it know which one is playing?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:43,
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That is the gayest post ever on /talkon many levels.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:39,
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don't talk like that, be brave, i know you'll pull through, in a few years we will look back and laugh at this, unless we don't(
mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:38,
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Now you'll never find out how 'Lost' ends!(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:38,
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i don't think we have yet no, but he'll get through this, he'll win this fight if it kills him(
mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:35,
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I just did a Burp of RecognitionIs that enough?
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:35,
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Here, have a pint of attention first, maybe that'll help them.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:36,
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I've been silent for a good ten minutes now.That'll do.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:36,
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Does that mean that I and 8 other people don't have to do anything at all?Ace.
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Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:37,
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I doubt I have anything approaching a choice in the matter.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:38,
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we're having a period of no posts on /talk, starting now.i'll tell you when everyone can post again.
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scott,, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:39,
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WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME A ROCK N ROLL SONG MADE YOU EXCEED THE SPEED LIMIT AND WHAT TUNE WAS IT.I LIKE BLUES FOR DANCERS BY EARL HOOKER.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:29,
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THE INTERNET IS FULL OF ATTENTION SEEKING PRICKS.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:30,
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NO WAY IDIDN T RELISE(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:31,
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The french will be arrogantly laughing at you for making a mess(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:33,
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LEG+CAT≠BALDMONKEY
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:34,
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The fact that that went all wrong just proves that CAT+LEGS=BALDMONKEY.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:34,
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KER+WAN≠BRAYNDEDD
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:35,
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Argh, it's all wonky.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:37,
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RUN FOR THE FUCKING HILLS(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:38,
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I can, because I don't have CAT LEGS.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:38,
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Are they CATLEGS brand CAT LEGS?(
Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:43,
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Last night. Saturday Superhouse by Biffy ClyroRally style around a roundabout
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:31,
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are you driving right now?this seems dangerous
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:31,
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I'd actually quite welcome a food post now.(
RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:31,
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I TRIED CHICKEN LIVERS for the first time ever last night.I LIKED THEM.
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sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:32,
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especially cos they only cost me 55p and there were enough for 4 portions.(
sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:32,
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how did you have them?(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:32,
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fried with an onion and some bacon and some cherry tomatoes,with a spinach-based salad (with celery and cucumber and herbs and that sort of thing)
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sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:34,
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that sounds quite lovely!(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:41,
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she put them in her mouth and moved her mouth until they were all squishy then she swallowed them until they were gone then she rubbed her tummy and said om nom nom.(
RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:34,
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with a nice drop of chiantithpthpthpthp
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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:34,
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I DON'T INTEND TO and i don't even feel sick at all so nah.(
sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:36,
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I have no music in my car, because my car is shit and the radio is in pieces on the back seat.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:31,
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my speed has no limitand all rock and roll songs are rubbish, rock and roll is chewing gum for the ears
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mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:32,
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MMMMM CHEWING GUM FOR THE EARS MMMMMM(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:33,
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you'd like that wouldn't you, you sick fucker, dirty man(
mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:33,
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MY CHILD WOULD(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:34,
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You've got 12 Big Mouth Billy Bass lining your hallway up to your bedroom.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:33,
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vooooodooooo peoplei lean into the bends as well and pretend im racing :(
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:32,
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I don't think my bike could exceed the speed limitit's a 125 and a bit on the heavy side.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:32,
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What bike is it?(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:34,
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suzuki marauderI love it to pieces.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:42,
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I had a de-restricted NSR 125I managed to get 87 out of it.
*Down hill laying on the tank*
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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:36,
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I think the keyword here is"derestricted" :)
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:43,
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Music does not make me exceed the speed limitNo matter how good the song.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:32,
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Namaste by Devin Townsend.Distracted me so much when I looked at the speedo I was doing 71mph on a dual carriageway.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:33,
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Sometimes I imagine some Ray Charles and it makes me run really fast.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:34,
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BRAYNDEDD IS NOT A WANKER.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:24,
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NO.BECAUSE IT IS SHIT.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:25,
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teh internets are serious business!
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:26,
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IN TURD NET more like.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:27,
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BECAUSE IT IS SHIT.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:27,
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AND FULL OF ATTENTION SEEKING PRICKS.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:27,
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i asked you a question here:www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/19691#post19712
right now seems like a good time to bring it to your attention
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:30,
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I'll drive us there.If can assist with petrol money I'd be happy.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:31,
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that sounds like a terribly good ideathanks matey. i'm 60% sure we won't die in some sort of car accident
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:33,
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haven't died yet.no reason to believe i will.
must drive faster.
brb... roundabout
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:37,
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INTER MINABLE MORE LIKE(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:28,
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He's in the 1987 club and therefore cool.FACT.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:27,
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No.1987 means he is a child.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:28,
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1987?!!? really?Fucking hell, I thought you were about 30 :S
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:32,
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YOU FUCKING CUNT.Everyone always thinks I'm old.
SAD FACES :((((((((((((
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:32,
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Well, you 'av got a kid and shit. I was always clever enough to leave a false name and number ;P(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:34,
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What do you have to do to be in the 1987 club?(
willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:30,
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You have to have been born in 1987, and not be unbearably shit.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:31,
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MoT is the reason for this rule.(
LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:37,
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Leave MOT alone. He's great.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:38,
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:(Cruel and unusual bullying.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:30,
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BALDMONKEY IS THE BIGGEST WANKER OF THEM ALL AND LET HIM SUE IF I AM WRONG.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:18,
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COCK SLAP(
VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:23,
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When you touch itIt makes a sound like a squeegee over a window.
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:27,
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WHERE IS INTERNETLAWYERMAN?(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:18,
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Oh that INTERNETLAWYERMAN, he certainly knows how to live.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:20,
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YOU'RE SUBPOENA'ING THE WRONG PERSON, INTERNETLAWYERMAN.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:32,
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One day his body will be found in a skip after a deathwank(
Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:28,
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OH GOD ALL THESE CAPS ARE MAKING ME SHIT MYSELF(
Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:18,
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AMOROUS BADGER IS A RUBBISH WANKER.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:19,
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Lower case. Take that.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:19,
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Come on come on come on come on Take That, and PARTY.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:21,
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WhooooaaaooooaooaaoooooMysterious girl
I wanna get close to you...
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:22,
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Out, vile Sorceress!(
Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:24,
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The vengabus is comingand everybody's jumping
New York to San Francisco
...
something something disco
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:25,
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YES.Next motherflippin' Wednesday!
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:28,
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Don't let Springy hear you say that.She'll hurt you.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:34,
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oh DG, why must they all be full of hate?
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:26,
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i'm pretty sure that Wow posted here. where did that go?
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:35,
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I don't get it.20 million people's facebook updates, all at once.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:24,
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Like billions of voices suddenly crying out, about their tea, at once.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:25,
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i like to use it to track cool websites and things that i like.(
sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:30,
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YOU'RE ALL WANKERS.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:16,
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Except Brayndead.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:16,
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YOU'RE NOT A WANKER.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:17,
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Why not? Why do I get excluded?You shit cunt.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:18,
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NOT A WANKER.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:20,
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I fucking hate you.This new twisted form of bullying will never catch on.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:23,
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You might turn into bob todd:((
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:18,
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I bet you wank and it just flaps about abit and you get a little burn and you give up.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:17,
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Did you know that a speed limit is just a limit, not the speed you have to drive at?A kind and helpful soul has just told me that.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:17,
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you've never been in a car with bm, have you?it's a terrifying, if scary experience.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:19,
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HE'S ALLOWED TO DRIVE?!(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:24,
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I think there shoud be a minimum speed limit for roads to.Signposted that is.
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M o D, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:20,
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I DON'T CARE IF THE LIGHTS ARE RED, THE SIGN SAYS YOU HAVE TO KEEP MOVING.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:23,
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I'm in day 2 of my hangoverI am not happy.
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:17,
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